Episode 391 | Bumpy Johnson - New Rory & MAL

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The volume.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Can we get my suitcase off the steps?

Speaker 3 (00:10):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (00:10):
Ship, I didn't even know because this was like something
about the set seems different.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
Yo, like Baby D. You know she came into day
and I'm you know, anytime Baby D going old t
I got her. You know what I'm saying. Like she's straight,
so she's one of the way. It makes sure she
ain't get naked at t s A. Make sure no
lithium batteries. You ain't got no looking.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Battery right, not neal vibrating. No. I just reminded me. Okay, hey,
they said librator or the battery.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Anyway, put that to the side.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
We got to carry on.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
You don't even want to wait for your ship to
come back. Y'all be taking too long to record.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
I don't want to funk around and miss my flight
trying to check a bag.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
So I want to a little weekend there right there.

Speaker 4 (00:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
We used to call those who bags now carry on
a whole bag.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
Yeah, I mean I didn't when I was when I
was born, that was already.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
The think baby, I didn't create that narrative.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
No, I know, a whole bag. That's how far is
the whole bag? The large or extra large tel far
hope anything. It's like a tope, little mini double bad
whole bag.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
Anything like a tope anything. You could just put on
your right here and walk in the house, and it's
like a bad clothes and clean draws.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Ipect it, though, I'd rather have that.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
That gets a bad it gets a bad monica Like
the whole bag. I respect that, Like that's that shows
you're prepared, you know, if anything happens. You know, if
I got to spend the night, never know never, at
least I could brush my teeth, shot would change my clothes.

Speaker 5 (01:38):
If you have plans that you know of, yes, you
should always have a whole bag with you. But if
you just pack a whole bag with no intention of
who you're even meeting that night, just like you know what,
let me get some extra draws just in case I
meet a whore and stay over.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Yeah you a hoe. That's some whole ship.

Speaker 5 (01:53):
Yeah, but that's what it is. That's what it's supposed
to going to club and that all right. Hold on,
let me just pack, me pack, Let me pack some socks.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Let me pay tomorrow. Like god, the type of time
are you on?

Speaker 3 (02:04):
I love it, babyd Going out of town. It's so good.
Though she prepared, she can't prepare, got her carry on?
You know what I'm saying. She was ready to walk
right through tears and you got and you got clear,
don't you?

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Peace just sent me a coupon. Actually what coupon for clear?
I don't have clear. He sent me a coupon for it.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
So you're about to get right through, right through? Well
now even take your sneakers off right LGA.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
I don't even do JFK. It's too much, you know,
surface area to cover.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
And them quick K.

Speaker 4 (02:31):
That's that's that's quick. That's a quick flock.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Will it be somebody waiting with the sign that says
baby d on it?

Speaker 4 (02:36):
Or you know whos gonna be waiting? You know who's
gonna be waiting?

Speaker 2 (02:41):
A driver gonna be waiting for me? That's I'm not
just kept. Iceman is dropping.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
Now you I ice man about to pick you up
from the ice man parking.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
That's what he about to park and meet you at
the he in that cell phone lot right now?

Speaker 3 (03:02):
Oh yeah, we are back spots about boost moo unlimited
talk text and data.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
Are you on the new roy Mal Twitter? Like?

Speaker 3 (03:09):
Do you have the login?

Speaker 4 (03:12):
I think I do.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
Have you ever just like been on our timeline?

Speaker 4 (03:15):
It?

Speaker 5 (03:16):
I understand my timeline based on the things that I
like and look on my personal one. Who's ever on
this shit is horny as fuck. It's nothing but ass
naked women on the New Royal Maul timeline.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
Tray, that's who's supposed to be on this.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
See, we don't know Trey could have an assistant.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
We don't know Trey can have all right, man, don't
put that on tray.

Speaker 5 (03:36):
Okay, every time I open this before we record, to
like look through see if anything's trending or happening.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
It's just nothing but ass and tits.

Speaker 4 (03:43):
That's right on brand. That's what we need.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
It's hitting like on this shit, as and tits, that's
what we need.

Speaker 5 (03:48):
On bring Rack of the Day Volume one thirteen is
the first thing that pops up on the for you
tab of the New Royal Mall.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
Volume one thirteen. Who's one twelve?

Speaker 1 (03:58):
I want all the volumes? That's the Players Club.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
We're not gonna have this type of this type of episode.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
It's only Friday's baby, d you want to do Friday,
not allus going out of town. Yeah, everybody ain't going
out of town. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
Okay, y'all are putting a lot of assumption in sauce
on ship.

Speaker 4 (04:16):
Are you going out of town?

Speaker 1 (04:17):
I'm going out of town?

Speaker 3 (04:17):
That's all we said. Yeah, that's all we said. You
putting some We said everybody ain't going out of town,
that's all we said. But where are you going home?

Speaker 1 (04:25):
Now?

Speaker 3 (04:25):
But you went same blad you went last week.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
To show you off, and let let us know if
you show your I got the legs out today, Yeah,
you got the legs. I ain't never seen your legs
before they smooth. You ain't never seen my legs?

Speaker 3 (04:39):
Your baby waiting and you that type of I ain't
never seen my legs.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
Baby, you are if I have either? You do have
a nice cast. Hold on, don't make it gay?

Speaker 3 (04:49):
All right? Baby? Did you see my.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
Balances? Which ones? And those? Put your foot up in
the camera.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
Let me see, baby? Did we not doing it? Don't
the table with the illuminat Baby, if you stand up
right now, you're breaking the neck.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
Don't do it.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
Let's how we do?

Speaker 1 (05:05):
How are you doing it? Right? You got ball is
not the only one with the legs out there?

Speaker 3 (05:09):
Yeah you got you? Yeah, you got the the cheeks
is cheek in today? What you've been doing squads with you?
One ndred the night a hundred a night craziest, But
we did.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
Been doing a hundred squads the night before you go
to sleep.

Speaker 5 (05:21):
I petrified her when she got off the elevator. I
turned around said, oh, you got the legs out. She
fucking jumped up.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
Like I ain't gonna make us stand there. But just no, fellas,
baby d got the yams out. I can't stand out
today going to the airport peace. I don't know what
she's gonna get through t s A with them shorts
on pea.

Speaker 5 (05:40):
Just know everyone you like walk past in the little area,
it's just gonna look back on the plane the entire time.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
I've sweatpants because that's mall because I couldn't come in
here and go to the airport, and knowing that Ma
hates people who wear shorts on the plane.

Speaker 3 (05:55):
On the plane is the only thing works. The shorts
on the planet. Snakes on the plane, I see the Yeah,
shorts on the plane is crazy. Absolutely, I don't know
how people wear shorts on the airplane. Yeah, shorts flip flops.
I'm like, yo, you have toes out on the wheel
like it's not I don't care how hot.

Speaker 4 (06:11):
It is where you're going, like it's all where you headed.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
Like it's yeah, you could say something. You can put
some sneakers and some sweatpants on it. It's okay.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
Reason simp Well I bought, but I bought some of
the reasons of merch, so I'm gonna throw those on.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
Oh ya asked me from my size, but I never got.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
Well, I bought mine. I actually went and hit purchased
to support my friends.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
Gotcha yet sweat pants? Yeah, they're nice too.

Speaker 4 (06:33):
The fire shut out the reason nah.

Speaker 5 (06:35):
See And hypothetically, if Demarus was going to go see
somebody in Atlanta, which she's not, if I got if
I went to go pick a girl from the airport
and she got on reason sweats, yo, that's gonna be
a fight in the car. First of I thought it
was your friends. But nah, if my girl come come
out the fucking gate with some reason sweats, why, it's

(07:00):
gonna be my thirteen three I'm supporting.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
If I was a regular girl, then fine. But I'm
on a hip hop entertainment podcast. I'm supposed to know
who rappers are in support.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
Do you know him in real life?

Speaker 3 (07:10):
Yeah, yeah, it's gonna love my girl know Rapp in
real life. And then she got his yeah sweats. Yeah, okay,
I'm just saying we're it's gonna be a conversation in
the calling away that he used to get a pretzels.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
I got ste I got brief Steven's shirt on I
wear when we had when we know people that do merch,
I wear. I had Emotional Oranges sweats like all of
our friends. I support our friends.

Speaker 3 (07:31):
No, that's cool support, But I don't have to talk
about the Reason sweats though, Like.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
Fuck Brie too, but I don't really understand what that
to do what we talked about.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
Right, Yeah, yeah Brie, that's the people's right there. But
still like Reason Sweats, we gotta get to the sweats as.

Speaker 5 (07:43):
Long as Yeah and Emotional Orange is a group like yeah,
now Reasons just one rapper, Yeah, that's specific.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
A gangster rapper again, Yo, you know the boy, he's
a gangster rapper. I've heard his music. Merch on sale
right now speak a merch merchants on sale. We did
have a few pieces.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
Left by your girl, some shirts.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
Buy some shirts. Some te's sleeping cooking, you know, do
the women stuff around the house.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
Nah, Because the girl pulled up to the airport with
the roryum all merch on like.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
That means she tapped into the culture in Yeah, she
just you know she in the podcast. But a girl
wearing some rapper sweats. Yeah, I even a rapper sweats.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
Nah. You niggas run through way more bitches than the
rappers do. I ain't even gonna let y'all get that off.

Speaker 4 (08:33):
That's sad.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
If that's the truth, y'all run through way more bitches.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
I mean, we ill what you want from here. I'm
talking ship.

Speaker 5 (08:41):
But did I tell you guys the time I was
traveling with a woman seven nine whatever years ago it was,
and her carry on was like the exclusive Ovo Jordan
collab where they only made like ten of them.

Speaker 4 (08:51):
I think I remember you mentioned in that.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
That was a quiet ride.

Speaker 5 (08:55):
Why we got to the hotel bar like before we
were born, and she put her back like I finally
looked at her back and I saw like the you know,
the engraved owl and Jordan ship, and I was like,
h I think the only made a few of.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
Those exclusive piece right there?

Speaker 4 (09:11):
Yeah, she got the exclusive I.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
May have had an attitude on the plane. I mean, na,
I can I can understand that. That's that's that's well
within your race to have a little film.

Speaker 5 (09:19):
I feel like there's way other like carry carry on
bags you could do like when you was packing.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
Maybe just do a different one for a trip. Yeah, Charlene,
nothing Jay. That's what Rory heard soon as he said.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
My head.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
Yea, and what is I'm a gentleman.

Speaker 5 (09:44):
I will carry a lady's bag, but I ain't touch
that ship the whole trip.

Speaker 4 (09:47):
Yeah, you didn't want to hold that?

Speaker 1 (09:48):
Nah, that's that's you can carry that?

Speaker 4 (09:52):
Why are you you can carry the Ovo lugg? It's
just so good. I'm cool.

Speaker 3 (09:55):
Exclusive piece, exclusive piece. If it was mine, that's tough.
I hear you on that.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
Oh that's he was jealous because you ain't have one,
That's what it was.

Speaker 5 (10:04):
No, I don't think that's I was jealous.

Speaker 4 (10:08):
I don't think that's what he was mad at.

Speaker 3 (10:09):
Baby, definitely not.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
Yeah, I don't think I didn't need it was a
great bag, but I didn't need it.

Speaker 3 (10:14):
But you know, well, speaking of Ovo, Iceman is dropping another.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
His name is Drake please, I mean the Iceman album. Yeah,
but his name is Drake.

Speaker 3 (10:24):
Okay, Drake is dropping another release from the Iceman project. Yes, tonight,
Well we're recording this Thursday, so tonight nine pm, Drake
will be dropping.

Speaker 4 (10:33):
And I like that.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
I like this drops that Drake is doing. I like
what he's doing this.

Speaker 5 (10:36):
Do we think it's gonna be like Episode two the
way he did the first one, like.

Speaker 3 (10:40):
With the video and yeah, I think so video live
stream type of thing. Yeah, I think that's a that's
a safe assumption. I think that's the way that you know,
he's releasing, uh, these songs from this project, and I
think it's dope. I think it's, you know, for artists
of his magnitude to just try something different as far
as the way he's releasing his ship and going into
like a music video, like, I think that's dope.

Speaker 5 (11:00):
I just hope he doesn't put guns in the video
again because I was very tone deaf.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
Oh how dare he.

Speaker 3 (11:07):
Guns in the video? Him shut out to I got
DJAD that was a tweet. This is toned, it's a
rap video. Oh what did he mean by this is
tone deaf?

Speaker 1 (11:19):
I mean there's definitely a gun problem in our country,
and do you think that that's what he meant by Oh,
I don't.

Speaker 5 (11:26):
I mean, I guess. I I assume there was probably
a mass shooting that day. There's one every day.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
That's not what I assumed he meant by that at all.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
Oh what do you think?

Speaker 2 (11:34):
I don't know exactly. I don't want to put words
in DJ's head mouth, but I think it was more
towards how people or how DJ Head assumes that people
feel about Drake at the moment, as far as like
culture shit, gangster shit. I don't think it had anything
to do with it.

Speaker 5 (11:51):
On the photo from the video of him next to
all like the guns that was laid out, So I
mean I.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
Assumed he was talking about specific all those guns that
were laid out.

Speaker 2 (12:02):
I mean, I don't know. I would have to ask Djhead.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
We can ask them to death either way.

Speaker 3 (12:08):
Y'all be sitting hitch on. I had the most eloquent conversation.
Just say that shit was stupid man. That's same way you.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
That's what I would say, Hey to say, stupid shit,
tone deafhead, What the hell are you talking about? No,
I do. That's why I love Jeremy and Djhead because
they I feel like they're just learning more and more.

Speaker 5 (12:24):
Remember when Jeremy found out that hip hop was misogynistic, Well,
Drake invented misogyny and every Yeah, you know.

Speaker 3 (12:32):
It's good to see people just learning things about the
culture in real time.

Speaker 4 (12:35):
I respect that.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
I mean, have you ever seen a Bobby Schmurder video?

Speaker 4 (12:38):
Yeah, I mean tone deaf.

Speaker 5 (12:42):
Fucking with you guys. We love Djhead and Jeremy. I
hope this is the record that he played at Wireless
with Central C.

Speaker 3 (12:49):
Okay, saw some.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
Of y'all killing that record.

Speaker 5 (12:51):
I don't know why the fuck maybe just because it's
fun to do that now to Drake, but that record
was fire. Listen man, especially that beat switch even he
got off like I thought that snippet was fire.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
I assume it's that one because that's the only ship
he played at Wireless.

Speaker 5 (13:05):
So, but that does mean Drake is officially chosen sides
against America.

Speaker 3 (13:11):
Well, he's on tour right now in the UK. Yeah,
but nah, you.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
Said that ship that you said at Wireless.

Speaker 5 (13:16):
Now you're putting out a record with Central C like
Joiner as Tom just Drake.

Speaker 3 (13:22):
Joiner.

Speaker 5 (13:23):
Yeah, he's representing America, and Drake has chosen size captain America.

Speaker 3 (13:28):
So Captain America versus Iceman. Holy shit, who's this DC
of Marvel? Who's who's doing this this movie? Iceman is
what he's DC, right, He's not Marvel, Aiden Ross.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
Is doing this movie?

Speaker 4 (13:47):
That was funny?

Speaker 1 (13:48):
Word that was funny.

Speaker 5 (13:51):
I hope I hope Trump Iceman is Marble. Okay, I
hope Trump gets us Canada. Man, I'm for that.

Speaker 3 (13:56):
Now become another state, yeah, because.

Speaker 5 (13:59):
Then Drake has to walk up think back, because now
you're American. You on our side now fifty first state
either way.

Speaker 3 (14:05):
Iceman two episode tonight, Well episode two tonight not Iceman too?
Iceman episode two tonight? Who well last night?

Speaker 4 (14:15):
Last? I mean, they know what we're recording.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
What did I miss? Was what three weeks ago? It's
a quick turnaround. To me, this feels like an album
is coming ready.

Speaker 6 (14:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (14:24):
Yeah, so I feel like if he's on this cycle
of releasing a new record already when they're still working
that one and that's it's on Billboard, Like, to me,
this feels like there'll be an album by next month,
back back to back records, they have videos like this
feels like this is preparing and ready to go.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
Like maybe by the end of summer. M yeah, I
could see song, I could see the album.

Speaker 4 (14:50):
That feels right.

Speaker 3 (14:51):
I always I always feel like Drake albums are best,
Like give us the song the single in the summer,
but then the album like wants to I'm Gonna starts
tapering off. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (15:01):
No, Drake makes a good fall music too. Yeah, you know,
I'm excited for it. But everyone killed it on the
internet because it's fun kill the song.

Speaker 3 (15:10):
Oh yeah, I mean I think that's we know what's
happening now.

Speaker 4 (15:13):
I mean, it is what it is.

Speaker 3 (15:14):
But either way, looking forward to it. Like the way
Drake is doing these things, I think it's for artists
of his magnitude to be, you know, try releasing music
this way and doing something different at this point in
his career.

Speaker 4 (15:25):
I think it's dope.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
Do you think Drake replies to the clips and puts
Steph Curry in his video.

Speaker 3 (15:32):
No, I don't think it'll be like an NBA off Nah,
like I know Nate players too.

Speaker 4 (15:38):
I just I don't think that's gonna happen. I don't
see it.

Speaker 3 (15:41):
But Steph Curry, he was on he was talking to
our guy Speedy. Yeah, Speedy asked him about you know,
when the Dream Team was during the Olympics.

Speaker 4 (15:50):
It's video clip of.

Speaker 3 (15:51):
Steph Curry came out of him responding to I guess
the DJ at the arena playing not like us, and
Steph was kind of annoyed with it. It was saying, Yo,
this is not the only song that we played or
we listened to in America. And obviously Steph has a
personal connection to Drake as well. His wife and one

(16:12):
of Drake's closest friends are cousins, so you know, he
spent some time around, some personal time around Drake. So
you know, he admitted like, yeah, it was some personal
things too, like I just didn't want to hear that,
But it was also the truth, like I was just
tired of hearing that song. Yeah, I didn't want to
keep hearing that record. So I mean, no, Steph picked aside.
I don't think he had a choice honestly.

Speaker 5 (16:34):
But also don't really care what NBA players have to
say about this anymore about the record. It's about this
in general, not just everyone, myself included. So but I
get it Steph's sticking off for his family.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
Here's my thing.

Speaker 5 (16:49):
When I give music takes now, I don't mind that
the internet will bully me We've been in this for
a long time.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
I'm used to that.

Speaker 5 (16:56):
It's when my own friends text me and after I
give music takes this podcast. The amount of text messages
I got from people saying there's no way you actually
like this Tyler album and arguing me down of you
hate this album, just bullying me the entire week.

Speaker 3 (17:14):
Well, I'm glad I didn't because I was I was
definitely gonna call you after I listened to it another
two times and was like, yo, you've really loved this
album because I don't think I don't. I just don't
think that it's possible. And again, sometimes I'm ignorant to things.
I don't think it's possible to love the Clips album
and love this Tyler project. Why I don't think a
person that loves that Clips.

Speaker 5 (17:34):
Album, Oh the Clips album is far better, don't get
me wrong.

Speaker 4 (17:38):
But that's my thing.

Speaker 3 (17:39):
I don't know how you could love that album and
also love this. And again no shade to Tyler, but
I just just effort. Just this latest release, it just
didn't speak to It didn't stick to me, like I'm
just not I'm not feeling it. So for you to
say you love the Clips and then say yeah, I
love this talalent jo and I'm like, oh, so you
don't got to type you.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
Just oh with me.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
Whoever's the whoever's the newest thing on the block?

Speaker 1 (18:03):
I am the weekend whole bag.

Speaker 3 (18:05):
Well, I respect that's own it.

Speaker 1 (18:07):
I respect that, but I did give it some more listens.

Speaker 5 (18:11):
I still love eight through ten. I'm starting to hate
the bus to flip on the intro. I don't really
like that forel verse on the intro either, but it's
still a cool record to just throw on, like if
I'm in the car this week, I've just put it
on and it's been fine background music. I think it's
at the bottom of Tyler's desography, but I don't hate it.

(18:35):
It's not going to be in my album of the
year conversation, but it's good.

Speaker 3 (18:41):
Said the said the bottom of Tyler's discography. It won't
be in your album of your conversation.

Speaker 1 (18:46):
But there's been great music this year, so I mean,
and you think there's some of it because you love it.

Speaker 5 (18:53):
Yeah, there's albums that I liked last year that I
didn't put in my albums of the Year.

Speaker 3 (18:57):
That true.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
They don't, they don't, Yeah, they don't.

Speaker 5 (19:00):
That Typically, Tyler always makes one or two when he
puts something out for my Albums of the Year, So yeah,
this is probably the first Tyler album.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
I'm not gonna be like, this is top five of
the year.

Speaker 2 (19:12):
Is it possible you're like tolerating and you kind of
tolerting it and you kind of like it, Like I'm
not hearing that you love it. I'm not hearing that.
Yeah it's cool, It's cool. That's what I'm getting. Okay, Yeah,
that's where the you.

Speaker 5 (19:23):
Love it, And honestly, that could fade off and maybe
I'll never go back to it again, and then I'll
come in here and say that I said that about
the Travis album, the last one that came out, not
the jack Boys shit. But whatever was you for? You
you tell people whatever fucking last one he did. I
came in here and said I love that shit. After
a week, I never went back to it again.

Speaker 3 (19:42):
Does that mean you love it? No? Okay, So I
don't think you love this Tyler project. I do not
think you love this tolerance. I like it, Okay, I'm
not going to you know, I can't tell you what
you like it don't like, but I just don't again
I fuck with Tyler. Tyler's dope again. I think he's
probably underrated his discography and the dope shit that he's
He's done and created just this this project. I mean, listen,

(20:05):
Jordan has sneakers that are trash, right, I mean it
happens you put out something that's not it don't really land, it,
don't really stick to certain people. Doesn't mean that you're
any less of a great artist or anything like that.
I just don't This project is just not for me.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
I saw someone on Twitter say it may have been
better if this.

Speaker 5 (20:21):
Was delivered as a visual album. Maybe when people say,
we maybe would have viewed it differently.

Speaker 3 (20:26):
We got to see it. We can't really we don't
want you can't hear it. You gotta see that, you
gotta see the music. Okay, yeah no, still not for me.
For me, only speaking for me my taste level. This
just is not This isn't for me. I gotta stop
saying artist ship is trash. That's disrespectful. Now you know,
I'm not that.

Speaker 1 (20:44):
I don't want to be Coyler can never make anything
that's trash.

Speaker 3 (20:47):
But see, now you're gonna get me to see see
you're trying to pull all right, you're right, You're right.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
No, no, because.

Speaker 3 (20:54):
As an artist, I don't want to you know, I
understand what it takes to create things anything when you're
creator and you're an artist. So I don't want to
disrespect that process to any artists or create it. So
I gotta stop saying things are trash. Yeah, because that's
just like I don't want to come across disrespectful. That's
not the type of person I am. But this, this

(21:15):
just isn't I'm not gonna ever. Probably I listened to it.
I listened to it two more times though, because I
told you I would.

Speaker 4 (21:21):
It just didn't. I didn't feel no different about it.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
It's fine if it didn't. Resident it didn't resist it's
just not for you. It's just a it's above it.

Speaker 3 (21:27):
Yeah, I mean maybe did Maybe. Hey, I'm with that too.
Maybe it's just not you know, when it over my
e you didn't understand.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
I get it.

Speaker 3 (21:33):
I'm I'm I'm on board with that. I'm definitely on
board with that.

Speaker 5 (21:36):
I know our listeners were split on the entire thing
as well. Outside of all my friends bullying me, listeners
did too.

Speaker 1 (21:45):
See where he's coming from.

Speaker 5 (21:46):
But I also think that's pretty much every Tyler album
is better on a relisten. I guess we're all kind
of used to Tyler talking about something really real on
all this albums, and this one he's not really doing that.
I actually get that that point. There isn't a lot
of like depth or upstance at all in the lyrics for.

Speaker 1 (22:01):
The Tyler Project. That's why there's like a fun record.
I do agree with his name, Brendan Waterman.

Speaker 3 (22:08):
I agree with you, Brendan Waterman. Would this is a
Brendan Waterman type of comment? All right, Brendan Waterman.

Speaker 1 (22:20):
Well, I re listened Brendan and yeah, I'm I'm I'm cool.
Uh do we have any other It's better.

Speaker 5 (22:26):
It's better than some sexy songs album.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
Laul's gonna turn turn redder than me.

Speaker 3 (22:33):
Oh, I'm not get Busy Leon? Great, thank you for that.
Get Busy Leon.

Speaker 5 (22:38):
I'm not saying that my Twitter handle is that cool either,
but get Busy Leon is a wild.

Speaker 4 (22:43):
Twitter listen man, I understand.

Speaker 3 (22:46):
I want to know.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
If all you get Busy who named him?

Speaker 4 (22:50):
That?

Speaker 1 (22:50):
You should ask him in the comments why he's spelling
b I z Z.

Speaker 4 (22:53):
Why come on?

Speaker 3 (22:55):
You know what that means you want himself b U
s y. No, that ain't the same busy.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
Yeah, that's a busy body.

Speaker 4 (23:02):
Yeah exactly.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
So you do not think that it's better than the
drinking party next world. I'm just I'm asking.

Speaker 3 (23:11):
I'm gonna answering you. No.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
No, I ain't saying no, Rory, I do not.

Speaker 4 (23:15):
Think it's better than some sexy songs for you. I
do not know absolutely.

Speaker 5 (23:19):
Taj Mahal triple on tore he didn't even see that,
uh huh, said she loved it gives me straight nineties vibe.
I hear no nineties five in that album whatsoever with
insane Neptune's beats.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
It made me dance, which was the point.

Speaker 3 (23:33):
Yeah, thank you for that, taj Maho Yo.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
Everybody, yo, I just said thank you sound when you
were sharing that with me.

Speaker 3 (23:44):
Listen, If if this album makes you dance, it makes
you feel good, it is great. I'm not here to
argue that that's Listen. If that's what it did for you,
amazing cool. It didn't do that for me, That's all
I'm saying. It did none of that for me. I
didn't get ninety these vibes. When it's say Neptune Beats.
I didn't get that energy from that.

Speaker 4 (24:03):
No, I didn't.

Speaker 5 (24:04):
I mean she was basically saying that this is like
Nori super thug.

Speaker 3 (24:10):
Okay, if that's what it did for tas Mahole, listen, man,
I'm here to let music do what it's gonna do
for people.

Speaker 5 (24:15):
This is her only built for keeping links. Let it
be that, if you think about it, this is her
purple tape.

Speaker 3 (24:19):
I get it.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
If you really think you have to think of.

Speaker 4 (24:21):
I totally understand.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
I get it. I totally get it. Well, I did say.

Speaker 3 (24:25):
Last week, as long as Tyler didn't have the number
one album, I'd be cool. And it looks like Tyler
is going to have the number one album yeah this week,
which is absolutely fucking crazy.

Speaker 5 (24:36):
All right, this take. I do understand. We're being shoved
this bullshit because it's Tyler. Yeah, but here's my issue.
When people have those types of comments, they're right, but
Tyler's earned that right. Yeah, like we'll give artists passes
that have had a decade of amazing shit.

Speaker 4 (24:54):
Well let's see what he said.

Speaker 3 (24:55):
Agreed, We being shoved this bs because it's Tyler and
he got wait in the game now, but own but
other than that, other than the way it's been packaged
and marketed to us, the music is painfully mid, and
it's the same tricks he's been doing in his previous
work in a lower quality way.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
Damn he ate that up.

Speaker 5 (25:12):
Okay, as somebody that likes the project, he is completely right.
It is definitely a lower quality of Tyler production.

Speaker 3 (25:20):
The music is painfully mid.

Speaker 5 (25:22):
I don't think I don't painfully no, I was never
I was never in pain once. But by Tyler's standards,
comparing himself to only himself, this would be considered a
mid Tyler album.

Speaker 3 (25:35):
That's but see that's my that's my thing though, because
you sit here and you say like, oh, it's on
the for you, it's on the bottom of Tyler's discography,
and then you understand a comment like this gentleman left,
like the music is.

Speaker 5 (25:48):
I mean, I have Nostra damis pretty low on NAS's desography.
I still listen to it. You don't have it at
the bottom though, uh you, sir Dominson. Street Disciple maybe,
and I actually love streets Disciple, but it's it's low.
It didn't need to be double disc Okay, Guy's Good

(26:10):
Blueprint two was at the bottom for me, and I
still listen to it.

Speaker 2 (26:14):
Something always has to be at the bottom, like great
artists like there's they everybody has a worse album, Like
not every album could be the best album.

Speaker 4 (26:22):
So no that.

Speaker 3 (26:25):
I just think that this is Tyler's worst project.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
That doesn't mean it's not good though, just because this
is the worst project.

Speaker 3 (26:31):
No, true, you're.

Speaker 4 (26:31):
Right, You're right to some people.

Speaker 3 (26:33):
I mean, listen, some some guy thought it was better
than some sexy songs for you. The other one said
it was nineties.

Speaker 4 (26:39):
Like I get it. Music speaks to people differently.

Speaker 3 (26:41):
I mean, the same way some people eat at certain restaurants,
but this food is amazing. I go to that same restaurant,
but that's the worst.

Speaker 4 (26:48):
Shit I've ever taste. Taste levels of difference.

Speaker 3 (26:52):
This is his Biggie Duets to some part from somebody,
it might it's just it's just that's.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
About somebody still lives in nineteen seventy something.

Speaker 4 (26:59):
But I get it.

Speaker 5 (27:01):
The Biggie Duets, I totally who Like, I know, puff
was just on trial, but we need to bring them back.

Speaker 3 (27:09):
I totally understand. I get it.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
I understand the fuck was Biggie Duets? And why why do.

Speaker 5 (27:15):
We never revisit Biggie duets like, we just move on
like that never happened.

Speaker 2 (27:20):
You're not gonna disrespect Nasty Girl though.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
We had the song already, So what.

Speaker 2 (27:27):
Got better?

Speaker 7 (27:28):
It got better, y'all. Y'all think it got worse Nasty Girl? Yeah, yep,
really huh?

Speaker 4 (27:40):
And I haven't listened to that in a minute, but yeah, I'm.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
Gonna have to go back and listen today. You can't
play it because.

Speaker 5 (27:45):
We're no, I'm not gonna play it, I'm saying. I
think the only one that I ever went back to
that they flipped was the nineteen seventy something shit with Game.
But it was also weird because Biggie was would never
do a song with Game, So why are we doing this? Yeah,
it wasn't like little Bow Wow on that shit.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
There were so many random duets on that that I
just don't feel like we spoke about.

Speaker 5 (28:08):
And you had the nerve to call it duets the
final chapter. Let's open the book again. We shouldn't do
that to big This is not the final chapter.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
Come on, man, who was on there?

Speaker 3 (28:17):
I can't see some of those features t I slim
thug more.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
I love all these artists that are featured here.

Speaker 5 (28:25):
But why is there a biggie song with Snoop, Ludicrous,
Faith and Bobby Valentino.

Speaker 3 (28:31):
Oh geez, come on, yeah that's a little Yeah, we
didn't need that one. Again, I'm trying, pee, I'm trying
something new. I'm trying not to call art trash. I'm trying.

Speaker 1 (28:47):
I'm trying, just trying Mikasa with r Kelly and Charlie Wilson.

Speaker 3 (28:53):
Now because I can understand how you know they got
of course, you know what I mean, Uncle Charlie. Yeah,
and and rate it are I get it. But we
didn't need that either though.

Speaker 5 (29:06):
But we definitely needed wake Up featuring Korn. Put them
back on trial. Yeah, on trial.

Speaker 1 (29:18):
We just skipped past biggie duets and never brought it
up again. This is offensive.

Speaker 3 (29:25):
He has a wait a minute, wait, because now all
of this is coming back to me.

Speaker 4 (29:29):
This was five.

Speaker 3 (29:30):
Yeah, it's a song when they with Tupac and Nas.

Speaker 2 (29:36):
How Tupaca on it?

Speaker 1 (29:39):
He's still a living Cuba. That was a fresh verse.

Speaker 5 (29:43):
I mean, how did you get right to the Tupaca
Nas song and not go past Big Pun.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
Fat Joe and Freeway.

Speaker 3 (29:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (29:52):
Yeah, all these people are amazing, love them, but like,
what are we doing?

Speaker 1 (29:57):
Who?

Speaker 3 (29:58):
Well, we know, we know, uh who executive produced it?
But who else worked on this project?

Speaker 1 (30:03):
You want everybody in jail?

Speaker 3 (30:05):
No, it's one name in particular that I'm almost positive
had none to do with this, and that's D Dot.
Like I don't think you think D Dot is ever
showing up to the session.

Speaker 2 (30:16):
Okay, his name is not okay, but everybody else's is. God,
damn what isd just doing this?

Speaker 4 (30:24):
Static?

Speaker 1 (30:25):
Major?

Speaker 4 (30:25):
Yeah? God damn?

Speaker 1 (30:26):
Oh, you know Stevie. Stevie was in there getting busy.

Speaker 3 (30:29):
For sure.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
Stevie probably named the album.

Speaker 3 (30:34):
Stevie walked in there with his bass guitar and was like,
you know what, I have an idea.

Speaker 1 (30:38):
Let's get Bob Marley on this.

Speaker 3 (30:44):
I don't know what it is. I just don't know
if Rory should be saying that, Like his white face
shouldn't be saying this.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
But he's right though, damn, just damn just call your man, Joe.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
What was he thinking?

Speaker 4 (31:03):
Yeah? Why would you just do that?

Speaker 1 (31:04):
He was young? Right?

Speaker 4 (31:05):
No, no, no follow, he was.

Speaker 3 (31:09):
Already a llegend. Are you kidding me?

Speaker 1 (31:14):
But then how do you say no? No?

Speaker 4 (31:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (31:19):
Like, nah, man, just something just don't feel right with.

Speaker 3 (31:21):
This, Okay.

Speaker 5 (31:22):
But let's say like you get the call a little
bit later than everyone and Puffing and Stevie on you know,
three Way pitching it to you, and you say, well,
I already have eminem jay Z, Big Bun and just
name always like, well, if I say no, I'm gonna
look fucking nuts.

Speaker 3 (31:39):
Yeah that's just wow. I'm gonna go back and listen
to this project. I just I just gotta hit the
music again.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
I wait, because I do remember.

Speaker 3 (31:45):
Listening to it and I was just like, obviously wasn't
in love with it, but I need to hear it
now in twenty twenty five.

Speaker 4 (31:51):
Is years later.

Speaker 5 (31:52):
Isn't mob deep party on beef? What's beef? They just
like remix?

Speaker 3 (32:01):
Yeah, I don't know what that is. That might be
the wrong track list. Yeah, that might be the wrong
track list. No, no, it's there, yeah have it?

Speaker 4 (32:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (32:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (32:11):
You know what biggest catalog was missing in a kon hook.

Speaker 3 (32:19):
Yeah, nasty times.

Speaker 5 (32:21):
I totally understand. Rest in peace to this wild is
why she fucking hated buff cuts.

Speaker 4 (32:25):
Yeah, I get it.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
Look at the legacy.

Speaker 2 (32:28):
I wonder we would put on the Rory duets like
if you die and I got a little bit of
unreleased music hiding from you, which I do have a
lot in my phone. I still got to listen to it.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
And please please pair Twister and Bone Thugs together for.

Speaker 3 (32:39):
Me, whatever you do, but that'd be my die.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
But hear me out that my final chot. Hear me out,
hear me out.

Speaker 3 (32:47):
At the Crossroads. Just remix cross Roads. Put Uncle Charlie
on that ship because I'm will.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
Hear me out hearing Twist back in two thousand and five,
thinking Twist the Bone Thugs that don't sound kind of
like a do you want to hear?

Speaker 5 (32:59):
Yes, give me the Twister and Bone Thug's song that
has nothing to do with the notorious Big that makes
with verses that we already have that are already on
two classic albums.

Speaker 3 (33:11):
You didn't need that, Yeah, you didn't need that.

Speaker 4 (33:14):
Some things are better left. Just leave it alone. You
don't need that, Like.

Speaker 5 (33:18):
I really needed to give me the Loot verse again,
but please make sure Looters on it.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
I'm dragged.

Speaker 4 (33:26):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
I fucking hate this album so much.

Speaker 3 (33:28):
No, I get it. I forgot that album came out.
I'm gonna be honest, I forgot that I'm even existing.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
I'll never forget yo, Damn, it's nine eleven.

Speaker 3 (33:36):
That's you're not eleven.

Speaker 4 (33:38):
That's definitely a nine eleven.

Speaker 3 (33:39):
Never forget where you.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
Were, No for sure.

Speaker 5 (33:41):
And five I was streaming Outside of the Virginies in
store that the terrorists are winning.

Speaker 3 (33:46):
Oh Man.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
Well, in the more sad news, we've lost two.

Speaker 3 (33:51):
Two more legends since we've since we've recorded. Rest in
peace to the legend Ozzy Osbourne. Legend, legendary artist, legendary
rock artist, pioneer some of the greatest rock music ever.
If you don't know Ozzy Osborne, I'm guaranteeing you know
some of his music.

Speaker 4 (34:09):
And we lost him.

Speaker 3 (34:11):
He was dealing with he had some health issues, yeah,
over the years, battling Parkinson's disease, I believe. So we
lost the legendary Ozzie Osborne. So the recipe is Ozzi Osbourne,
prais and condolences to the Osbourne family. And just this
morning waking up lost another one of my childhood legends
and heroes. Hulk Hogan passed away at the age of
seventy one.

Speaker 1 (34:32):
I believe he didn't particularly cared for you, but yeah.

Speaker 2 (34:35):
I'm figuring this out. I did not know that Hulk
Colgan and I literally just figured that out when y'all.

Speaker 5 (34:39):
Said that, Yeah, I found out in the group chat
when I put it there.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
That was the first wrestler I ever really paid attention to.
I used to really really like Hulk Hogan.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
My first stuffed animal.

Speaker 5 (34:50):
I even remember bringing it to kindergarten with me because
they allowed you to bring stuffed animal was Hulk Hogan.
It was like a big Hulk Hogan that was like this.
It was my favorite Steff animal.

Speaker 1 (35:01):
Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (35:02):
That was my first like stuff Daniel that I just
never let go of it. I mean, I know Mom
probably still has it somewhere in storage.

Speaker 2 (35:08):
He's like a racist and whatnot.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
But that's always wild when you have to say that.

Speaker 2 (35:13):
Yeah, you know, but like at the same time, Hall Hogan,
it's Hault Hogan, Like that's wow.

Speaker 5 (35:18):
Look at the things that we'll just just go past
racism because of all the shit they did.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
I mean, it's Hogan. It's so crazy because.

Speaker 2 (35:26):
When Josh, Josh is over there crying, sorry, look.

Speaker 5 (35:30):
At the things will look past like you know, what
was it When Josh was the hardy r a lot,
but he was a great actor.

Speaker 2 (35:37):
When Josh wrote in the group chat about Ozzy Osbourne,
I'm like, damn, like who next? Like who's next? And
he was like death comes in threes. That's crazy that
it ended up being Hall Kogan.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
Was it last episode of the one before that?

Speaker 5 (35:49):
When we were talking about reality TV history and last
Patreon yeah available now, we didn't bring up Ozzie pioneer
in reality Yeah?

Speaker 4 (35:59):
Yeah, absolutely, and.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
Quiet has kept Hulk Cogan too. Didn't he have a
family reality show?

Speaker 3 (36:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (36:04):
Yeah, I think that's when they leaked Danworth. They had
the footage.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
I don't think it was was still work for recording.

Speaker 4 (36:11):
I don't think it was like, I don't. I think
that was after the show.

Speaker 1 (36:14):
It was something to do with his daughter.

Speaker 3 (36:15):
I feel like, yeah, I think his daughter was dating
a black guy or something like that, something like that.

Speaker 5 (36:19):
You mean the guy with the handlebar mustache and bandana
on his head didn't want his blond, blue eyed daughter
dating a black man.

Speaker 3 (36:26):
No way, I mean, you know, either way.

Speaker 4 (36:29):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (36:29):
Incredible, incredible icon, incredible legend.

Speaker 4 (36:32):
Uh in Hulk Hogan.

Speaker 3 (36:34):
A lot of you know wrestlers that we know today,
the rock Steve Auston, none of none, of these guys
I think exist without somebody like hul Cogan. This was
like a huge When this hit my phone, I was
like wow, like Whole Hogan, Like you don't you know
what I'm saying, You don't think about that, Like Monday,
Hohl Cogan, you gonna wake up and hit that Whole
Cogan died, Like that's just like a huge, huge icon.

(36:57):
Growing up in the eighties, every kid watched wrestling, and
hul Cogan was probably every kid's favorite wrestler. So rest
in peace, who Cogan. Prayers and condolences to the Hogan family,
and again, rest in peace Ozzie Osbourne. And it is
being reported that the legend, the legend in the icon,
Malcolm Jamal Warner, passed away while swimming with his daughter
Damn in Costa Rica. So that's terrible, terrible tragedy. Again,

(37:23):
continued prayers to the Warner family and rest in peace
to the legends Malcolm Jamal Warner, Ozzy Osborne and Hogan.

Speaker 5 (37:32):
Quite except one of my favorite Hop Hogan moments was
uh when he fucked his best friend's wife and that
story leaked love Sponge.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
Love Sponge.

Speaker 3 (37:45):
That was his name.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
Bubba the Wait that's whose wife.

Speaker 5 (37:49):
Yeah, yeah, and if I remember that story, things, the
things that Peace remembers was crazy. Have you ever watched
the podcast interview of when he explain this whole situation
of Huk Hogan fucking his wife? Mm hmm, Like I
think ho Cogan was just like down on it, like
this is the best best friend a man could have. Yeah,

(38:09):
he went to his wife like, listen, man, Hope Hope
going through it a little bit.

Speaker 1 (38:13):
You gotta give him some pussy to that.

Speaker 3 (38:18):
Listen, man, it's for brothers afore man.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
But I could find another way to help.

Speaker 3 (38:22):
You, yeah, to get over my whatever I'm going through.

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Speaker 1 (39:24):
Speaking of love Sponge.

Speaker 5 (39:27):
Tches a Segway god on the Speaking of love Sponge,
Matt Lioner did a was it a podcast or interview
and said he fumbled Rihanna because he had a little.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
Herp on his mouth.

Speaker 3 (39:40):
He said that, he said he had a lip blister
like a sun blister when they went out on a date,
and she was just like, now, I'm cool.

Speaker 1 (39:48):
Got some shit on your lip, That shit.

Speaker 3 (39:50):
On your lip on the lift, that shit on your lip,
got some shit on your list. Damn that's yo. He
talking about bad time and you got a date with Rihanna?
And then you get a fucking blister.

Speaker 5 (40:03):
Oh, I'm killing a grandparent something. Something's happening for me
to watch that date. God, somebody's dying in my story.

Speaker 1 (40:09):
You gotta cut the lip.

Speaker 4 (40:10):
Cut the blister off the lip, Cut the blister off.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
You hat to put a lighter to a knife and
cut the blister off the lip. Bro, you got to
just go to Mandad. You gotta go.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
But that's like some bold shit.

Speaker 5 (40:23):
And even people have had lip blisters, doesn't mean it's
her pies is like anything like that. But to go
on a date with that shit on your lip is
the boldest thing I've ever seen. Imagine sitting across from
somebody like, Yo, before we talk, you have something on.

Speaker 1 (40:37):
Your lip, Like, can we just dress this before we talk?

Speaker 5 (40:40):
Yeah, before this starts working out and then we get
to know each other, Like, what is what's going on there?
I think it's a fair question to ask somebody on
a date.

Speaker 3 (40:47):
Yeah, but not Rihanna.

Speaker 2 (40:50):
Nah dog, you had to cancel. You gotta cancel you.

Speaker 3 (40:53):
There's no way you can let Rihanna see you like that.
I'm canceling that. That's crazy.

Speaker 1 (40:58):
I might fake kill my own mother in that story.

Speaker 3 (41:02):
But the bigger. Hold on, but before we get to
the ship on your lip, Matt I wasn't familiar with
his game. How did he even get to the point
where he had a date with Rihanna.

Speaker 1 (41:11):
Let's not act like Matt Liner is not Matt Leonard
like and if.

Speaker 3 (41:15):
This no especially listen Matt Line, can you act tell
me perfect?

Speaker 2 (41:20):
I'm a girl and I'm.

Speaker 3 (41:21):
Like, but that's perfect though.

Speaker 5 (41:22):
You just one of the most eligible bachelors from USC
at one time in all of Los Angeles.

Speaker 4 (41:27):
Okay, yeah, he was a big deal.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
Holes was moving Reggie Bush out the way to get down.

Speaker 2 (41:33):
Okay, what does he look like, Josh ke pull him up?

Speaker 1 (41:35):
Please, gorgeous man. He is a unit too, He's not
quite Brady unit. But I don't act. Don't act like you.
You ain't think number eleven was getting o's. Oh no,
Matt was out there in US. He was in USC
taking him down for show.

Speaker 5 (41:53):
The show and got that contract, because I mean that
was probably around the time Rihanna came out.

Speaker 3 (41:58):
Right, Uh, that's like oh two three, early two thousands
for sure. Yeah, yeah, you.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
Don't think on the replay is not going on a
date with.

Speaker 3 (42:09):
That, that's just now I'm saying that type of fumble
is legend. That's the that's the biggest fumble in history
right there, that might be that might be the biggest
fumble in the history.

Speaker 1 (42:21):
I mean because you.

Speaker 3 (42:22):
Had a blister on your lip, Like, oh, it can't
be any It doesn't get worse than that.

Speaker 1 (42:28):
And you know Rihanna said something to me that's so
that's so big of a fumble.

Speaker 3 (42:32):
If he if he said that, like in conversation like
right here, I wouldn't even believe him. I'm imagic saying anything.
That's how big that fumble was, Like that did not happen.
The universe doesn't hate you that much. Like the day
you have a date where Rihanna wake up and it's
a blister on your lip? Wow, is there?

Speaker 1 (42:51):
I mean do they have like lip makeup or something? Yeah,
you just can't go Bro, you gotta just fumble. Just
hope that it's it's dim. Do you tell Rihanna why
you gotta cancel? Nah?

Speaker 2 (43:04):
You make up something?

Speaker 4 (43:05):
Yeah, just like.

Speaker 2 (43:08):
You got a bad hole.

Speaker 3 (43:09):
You want bad cold, that ain't gonna that ain't gonna
cancel the date with Rihann over noo, bad hole.

Speaker 4 (43:14):
I'm gonna show up coughing.

Speaker 1 (43:15):
Yeah, sneezing, squeezing at the table.

Speaker 3 (43:17):
Yeah, I'm showing up coughing, headache, all of that. I'm
not canceling a date with Rihanna because I got a cold.
I'm a fucking football player. You kidding me?

Speaker 2 (43:24):
Like a cold stomach virus. I rather Rihanna think I
was shipping on myself than I.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
You heard what silly said, Nothing but death could keep
me from it.

Speaker 4 (43:33):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (43:33):
The only way I'm funk. I died.

Speaker 4 (43:36):
That's the only reason I didn't go on to date
with 'rehanna.

Speaker 3 (43:37):
I'm dead. I woke up dead.

Speaker 1 (43:39):
You can't wake up dead.

Speaker 3 (43:41):
I woke up dead. Not canceling no date with Rihanna,
you couldn't for cold fuck no bump on your lips
because it's no what are we gonna do? We can't
not talk about this bump on your lip? And then
what do you tell Rihanna, like, Yo, kissing some girl
last night? Shit got crazy because that bump your list. Shit,
we don't talk about that, Like what is that? Ma,

(44:03):
I'm just saying I've never had that.

Speaker 7 (44:06):
Mall all right, never mind, thank you.

Speaker 3 (44:09):
You bit your tongue. I bit this ship out my
tongue in my sleep. My ships still hurt, and your
sleep I don't like you know, it's one of those
things you just jump in your sleep. I bit the
ship up. My My tongue is still numb on the
left side.

Speaker 1 (44:23):
Did it bleed?

Speaker 3 (44:24):
Hell yeah, I take that sh I didn't get up though.
It woke me about my sleep and I was like,
fuck it.

Speaker 4 (44:29):
I just went back to sleep.

Speaker 2 (44:30):
Like robbing tongue.

Speaker 3 (44:32):
Throbbing tongue felt like I had a pulse a heartbeat
on my tongue.

Speaker 5 (44:36):
You ever about to eat some pussy and have to
ask a girl? That's that's an ingrowing right, yo?

Speaker 1 (44:45):
What's the only one?

Speaker 4 (44:46):
Right?

Speaker 1 (44:47):
Everyone quiet like I'm the only one what you're going through?
Many cause a right? I know you ain't ask her?
Y'all lying like ship because I know you ain't asked that.

Speaker 5 (44:56):
He just put his thumb on it, and just I
just won't look at that.

Speaker 3 (45:03):
For yourself, insane put his thumb on it to.

Speaker 1 (45:09):
You, nasty ass, white boy was with your thumb order.

Speaker 3 (45:12):
And kept licking.

Speaker 1 (45:13):
Listen, man, no blitzers on the lip. Woke up good,
woke up good.

Speaker 3 (45:19):
I'm still good. Yeah, Hey, Matt, that's the biggest forem
in the history though, and he might have a big
in game fumble, but it still was.

Speaker 1 (45:27):
This is the biggest fumble ever. This is crazy.

Speaker 3 (45:29):
I had a bump on my lips so I couldn't
go on a date with Rihanna Burst Texans.

Speaker 2 (45:35):
You know what will piss me off about being famous.
It's like niggas getting on podcasts and talking about the
fact that they had a chance with me when I
was fucking a teenager, like you know, when I was
a teenager. That will really piss me off, Like why,
because I don't like why why you bring it? I'm like,
I'm damn near married now, I got two kids, Like what.

Speaker 3 (45:54):
But if somebody asked, all right, but if somebody asked, yo,
what's the biggest fumble in your life?

Speaker 2 (46:00):
You could have left my name off. You would left
my name out. You could have said that.

Speaker 3 (46:03):
But if that ain't the biggest fumble, wanted to when
you say the name, that's the fumble, Like who you from?

Speaker 1 (46:09):
Yols, I don't blame him.

Speaker 3 (46:10):
Huge artists, huge artists, like at the time, you know,
we were talking and she wanted to go on the date.
She's a huge artist like that don't land the same
when you say, yo, Rihanna wanted to go on the
date niggas is like what you fumbled, Rihann That's that's
the fumble.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
Rihanna.

Speaker 2 (46:25):
I get it. I'm not he didn't do anything wrong.
I'm not saying he you know, he did anything wrong.
I'm just like, bro, that would annoy the fuck out
of me about being famous. Oh well yeah, because I
don't even want nobody knowing that you have my phone
like chill, like a even still, Like just sometimes, like women,
we just look back like what was I doing? Like
it doesn't you saying Matt ain't No, that doesn't matter.
It's just sometimes you just don't want to be reminded

(46:46):
of who the fuck you that gave your phone number
to her? Who he was about to go out.

Speaker 5 (46:49):
Honestly, I'm sure Rihanna's probably hitting her group chat, like
finally I can talk about this publicly because you know,
she told all her friends that's probably been a running
jill for the last fifteen years.

Speaker 1 (46:59):
Yeah, that is crazy, Bumpy Johnson, he has Ah my.

Speaker 3 (47:03):
God, you and Rihanna's group chat is Bumpy Johnson. Oh
just kill yourself, Matt damn.

Speaker 1 (47:11):
Yo this ship.

Speaker 2 (47:11):
We name niggas in our group chats man, big jeans,
big oh, baggy condom, cargo condom.

Speaker 3 (47:22):
Nah, cargo condom is craziness.

Speaker 5 (47:28):
Say that as a joke. That's about somebody specific for sure.

Speaker 3 (47:31):
Hargo condom is crazy. That is the craziest ship. Cargo condom.

Speaker 2 (47:37):
This one nigga used to insist on wearing fucking magnums
and couldn't fit them.

Speaker 1 (47:43):
Dick was in a sleeping bag yo.

Speaker 3 (47:46):
That is Oh my god, bro yo that I got
second hand embarrassment for this person. I don't even know
what this is, being cargo condom in a girl's fut.

Speaker 5 (47:59):
I'd rather just die, like honestly, probably rather.

Speaker 2 (48:04):
Because that's not that's just put a lifestyle on. Like
why you want to Oh, I got the magnum.

Speaker 1 (48:08):
You don't need that.

Speaker 3 (48:09):
It's mad rooming in it's mad room.

Speaker 1 (48:12):
It's a mad room. In there a whole nother dick
cooking in there, which shoot me, suit me.

Speaker 3 (48:22):
Now what damn dog.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
I want to say.

Speaker 5 (48:28):
Health the gentleman is still alive, but he's probably killed himself.

Speaker 2 (48:31):
Oh my, now he's still alive and kicking.

Speaker 3 (48:35):
Baggy condom and all.

Speaker 5 (48:37):
Yeah, you could have saved, saved some money Scott three,
NYC condom.

Speaker 3 (48:42):
Finding out a girl has you saving her phone as
cargo condom. I think.

Speaker 5 (48:48):
Still beat, though, to me, is the response to everything.
I don't even think still beat those works as a
comeback to.

Speaker 3 (48:54):
Now still still beat, it's still the greatest response to
any of that, because.

Speaker 4 (48:58):
It's like you let him off that fire.

Speaker 1 (49:01):
Look how you beat them.

Speaker 2 (49:03):
Nah, but my homegirl, she told him to put in
her ass.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
He was.

Speaker 2 (49:05):
She was the first person he ever did an't nowhere
because it's like it's like a thumb, like if you're
gonna try anal, you should try any with a little
dick nigga. So she just told him to like do
ain't nowhere?

Speaker 3 (49:14):
Yo, let me splay something to y'all right now, thog
shelains something to y'all right now, If I ever find
out a girl told me to do anal because.

Speaker 1 (49:25):
I'm killing.

Speaker 3 (49:28):
That's so casually that didn't make it times worse. I'm
killing her entire. Her cousin's gotta die, her dog. Everybody
gotta die, not the dog. Yo, put it in my
butt because your dick little.

Speaker 5 (49:40):
Well, she I imagine getting that call, like she want
to have anal sex. She's like that can't wait. Then
you get there and find out you were only selected
because you be small.

Speaker 2 (49:50):
I don't think she said that to him. She didn't
tell him because it's meat was small. But that's why
she told us. That's why.

Speaker 4 (49:56):
Yo, women, y'all are evil.

Speaker 3 (50:00):
But y'all know not y'all even got to please though,
but y'all, y'all are evil.

Speaker 5 (50:05):
Man also wanting to do anal that bad? It's hilarious, Yo,
put it in my butt because.

Speaker 3 (50:13):
I'm gonna go find a candidate with a little dick
because I want to do anal so bad.

Speaker 1 (50:19):
I think it was like that.

Speaker 2 (50:20):
I think she just came into contact with him and
was like, well, I don't feel nothing in my vagina,
so she just was like, just put it in my butt.

Speaker 3 (50:27):
Is crazy.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
That's a crazy conference.

Speaker 3 (50:29):
That audible is that's the sickest audible.

Speaker 8 (50:33):
Oklahoma, Yo, girl cool Oklahoma's spreading her butt open to
my pole.

Speaker 3 (50:46):
Because you have to sit too little. I'm not craziest.

Speaker 5 (50:49):
Imagine you go to get the louver and she's like,
not necessary, they don't fit right in.

Speaker 3 (50:57):
Yo.

Speaker 1 (50:58):
You gotta kill yourself, man, being man, kill yourself. The facts. Well,
obviously he wouldn't. He doesn't know. I'm assuming he doesn't
know any of this.

Speaker 2 (51:07):
Like, but this is a ship that goes on in
the group chats, but most people ship like we have
people like liver Cleans and that's just like a nigga
eyes mad yellow because he drank too much.

Speaker 5 (51:16):
Oh, I know what she's talked about too, Jordan. She
called him that in front of me once, and I
was like, Yo, y'all are mean.

Speaker 1 (51:22):
Y'all means she actually.

Speaker 5 (51:25):
Said that, like I was part of the group chatter
in the joke. I was like, well, damn, that was mean.

Speaker 3 (51:29):
But did you know why she called him liver? Yeah? Wait,
she called him liver cleans in front of him, No,
in front of me. Oh okay talking about him though,
And I was like, that's fucked up about Say, if
I hear a girl, it's a godshit at the table
and to master like your mom's liver cleans. I'm gonna
have mad questions, like, Yo, why you just introduced me
as the liver.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
I'm gonna say, at least I can fit a condo.

Speaker 3 (51:49):
Listen, what's the worst name you got in your phone
for gud or had in your phone for us.

Speaker 2 (51:55):
I feel like, do not answer is the worst you
have your phone?

Speaker 3 (51:59):
Nah, state that ain't worse than that? Hate, worse than
cargo condom. I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (52:04):
Yeah, no, cargo condom. What I wasn't in my phone?
That's probably the worst one I've heard. But yeah, Lucifer.
Send nigga in my phone named Lucifer.

Speaker 3 (52:13):
But because he's just the devil. Okay, too bad, that
ain't I'd rather be Lucifer.

Speaker 2 (52:19):
Yeah, of course you.

Speaker 3 (52:20):
I'd rather be Lucifer than cargo condom any day called.

Speaker 4 (52:25):
Me the devil.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
This is the funniest one I have on my phone?
What is it?

Speaker 3 (52:28):
Oh? Hell? No?

Speaker 5 (52:33):
You know, because you know sometimes if you don't save
a number and the calls like I think I recognize
you answer like I wish I had answer the ship
that happened to me twice to save myself.

Speaker 1 (52:43):
I put this ship as Oh hell.

Speaker 2 (52:45):
I never understood why people don't save people's Everybody that
calls my phone Uber eats T Mobile, I saved their
number because I hate unknown numbers. I hate accidentally answering
the phone and somebody I'll want to talk to. I
saved everybody's number.

Speaker 3 (52:59):
But I got I got I got friends that they
changed their number every three months.

Speaker 2 (53:02):
I'm not saving I get that, But like people like
bitches you fuck with like niggas, be like, nah, she
wasn't important enough to get her number saved. I'm like,
so then when you want to know that this person
like is calling and.

Speaker 1 (53:13):
That's why you saved numbers, that's oh hell no, So
you know not to answer that.

Speaker 3 (53:17):
Did you beat?

Speaker 1 (53:18):
Is that's why you beat before?

Speaker 2 (53:19):
How was it?

Speaker 3 (53:20):
Oh? You only get to Oh hell you think it's
just a civilians to get to that just going to dinner,
like you don't get to old Hell no, from a dinner.
You get that out of y'all. Was sexually active?

Speaker 2 (53:28):
Yeah, heang she put it on you?

Speaker 5 (53:31):
Oh hell no, quite the opposite. She had on a
baggy condom. I'm never fucking this girl and cat.

Speaker 7 (53:45):
Yo.

Speaker 2 (53:47):
Oh I get it. It took me a while.

Speaker 3 (53:51):
You just got it. Welcome to the party, could come
on in and get comfortable to that. I just got it.

Speaker 1 (53:58):
Mall of my phone as thick thighs. That's crazy. If
that's the case. No, I kind of want you to.

Speaker 3 (54:05):
That's I'm not even listening to the marriage though.

Speaker 1 (54:08):
You got nice tis you got them out today. You
got a nice style.

Speaker 3 (54:11):
First of all, my thighs are not out.

Speaker 1 (54:13):
I can see him through that.

Speaker 2 (54:14):
I can see you know when the pit when it
shorts bagging.

Speaker 1 (54:16):
If I can see right through there, I see meat too.
You don't see no mars, I got underwheel.

Speaker 3 (54:22):
Don't let niggas think I'm out heels shorts and we're
not playing that game though. We not never it's more
lifestyle or think anything. Yeo, hey, I'm never wearing shorts
to get that. See No, we got faster security center.
See look how faster security setting. I win shorts more.

(54:43):
I'm sorry, I like wearing shorts.

Speaker 4 (54:47):
I'm looking at my legs.

Speaker 5 (54:48):
I mean they're gorgeous. I'm too insecure. I wish I
could wear shorts on this pod. I would never want
to blind.

Speaker 4 (54:55):
He would have to do too much color code.

Speaker 3 (54:57):
Yeah, worp in the lists.

Speaker 1 (54:59):
Why sitting here and se freckles on your legs, don't you? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (55:02):
No, cut, I don't have I don't have bad legs.
They're just white and I wouldn't want to do that.
The lights already make me white. I already am he
could These guys don't see the sun. Look out white
my faces and my faces in the sun every day.

Speaker 1 (55:15):
Can you imagine these babies?

Speaker 3 (55:16):
Oh my god, that is fucking fory.

Speaker 2 (55:19):
Y'all play too much for real?

Speaker 1 (55:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (55:21):
Play too much? Yo?

Speaker 3 (55:22):
Did y'all see the Hunter?

Speaker 2 (55:23):
But yeah, he made me want to try crack. I'm
not gonna lie.

Speaker 1 (55:26):
I meant what I meant.

Speaker 2 (55:27):
I wanted to come in here and tell y'all because
we've had a crack conversation before. That was like, you know,
it seem like it's like it's fire.

Speaker 1 (55:38):
The way he broke this ship down to the point when.

Speaker 2 (55:40):
They were like, if you don't know Hunter, Biden did
an interview where they were basically asking him about his
crack cocaine addiction, and he went into First of all,
he was like, I'm not gonna I don't want to
tell you guys how to make crack. He broke down
the recipe.

Speaker 3 (55:53):
He gave a step by step.

Speaker 2 (55:54):
Step by step tutorial, and then they were like, can
you describe like how you felt down and he was like, nah,
he didn't even want a rimming.

Speaker 1 (56:00):
This shit's so good.

Speaker 2 (56:01):
He ain't even want to remin this on it. He
don't want to about it.

Speaker 5 (56:04):
Smoke something right then and there he gave one of
the wildest examples I've ever heard to compare of how
you for it. That was he said, yeah, your dick
ever be so fucking hard, and then a woman just
sit right on it and you feel that you fork feeling,
and then she gets right back up and you want
to keep sucking her. That's what it's like smoking crack.

(56:24):
And then how I coming down.

Speaker 1 (56:26):
I didn't do that clip.

Speaker 2 (56:27):
I didn't see it.

Speaker 1 (56:28):
You have to watch a full interview.

Speaker 2 (56:30):
Oh okay, I just saw the clip.

Speaker 5 (56:32):
When he started explaining what the crack feeling felt like,
I was like, there's so many other ways to explain.

Speaker 2 (56:37):
This, but he went to the one year. Really understand
because now you understand how I feel.

Speaker 5 (56:41):
Right, And I kind of want an apology from you guys,
because you guys judge me when I said, if I'm
know I'm about to die the next day, I'm trying crack.

Speaker 2 (56:48):
I didn't judge you. I said, I think I said
I would like this this double down.

Speaker 5 (56:51):
Now definitely let me know how many days I got
to live because I'm trying crack.

Speaker 3 (56:56):
Yeah, just like it's other things you could try if
you know you're about to die, other than cort, Like,
what the oh, I just don't think crack is like,
should be trying.

Speaker 2 (57:04):
Crack if you're dying, Who gives the fuck?

Speaker 1 (57:07):
That's that is true, Who gives the fuck if you're dying.

Speaker 2 (57:09):
But or if I'm going to jail, I'm going to jail,
try and crack.

Speaker 3 (57:12):
That's the actually the probably the worst time try crack.
Why you can't get none in jail.

Speaker 1 (57:16):
I know that's the good thing. So I'll get off.

Speaker 3 (57:19):
You're gonna be going crazy for the.

Speaker 2 (57:20):
First like month, I'll be outry afterwards. Okay, he made
that shit seem like an ad. I've never seen a
crack cocaine ad.

Speaker 1 (57:27):
I think you're I thought he was gonna say, used
code Biden.

Speaker 3 (57:31):
I really thought it was a fucking ass for some crack.
I was like, that'll go down to like four bucks.

Speaker 2 (57:36):
I'm never actually considered trying crack before.

Speaker 3 (57:40):
Use code Biden. If you want to try may.

Speaker 1 (57:42):
That shit seemed like a must try.

Speaker 5 (57:44):
The amount of stories we've seen of how much crack
can ruin a family of person this and they'd be like, yeah,
I can't do that. This shit really made crack look
to the point that I'm like all right, so I
could be a cracked and still collude with China, Like
my life is really won't be over if I start
smoking crack.

Speaker 1 (58:00):
He humanized it, humanized a crack. He humanized crack.

Speaker 3 (58:05):
But like look at look at us as people though,
like we we're entertained by this. When his father created
the crack bill that definitely destroyed families across this country.
And now Hunter Biden's doing an interview like, oh, it's
like sex and gotta you gotta try and use code Biden.

Speaker 1 (58:21):
It's like, but that's not what he's we or we're
taking as that, but that's not what I'm saying that
he's painting it as like it's a great thing. Like
he was not doing that, all right.

Speaker 3 (58:30):
That breakdown and he just gave you being hard and
a girl sitting on your shit and get up amazing.

Speaker 2 (58:35):
Hunter was trying to explain how he became so addicted
to it. Hunter was very clear on how bad it is,
but he just he was trying to make it seem
like a bad thing. But because he's an addict and
addicted to it, like it's like when you cell abate,
but you're talking about sex.

Speaker 5 (58:51):
It's like all right to mass Maul doesn't have a
point because he did continue on after he was trying
to be like, na, nah, don't smoke crack kids. I'm
not going to tell you how to make it except
it's cocaine and baking so that you can get at
your local pharmacy, and then said I'm not going to
tell you how to make it after he's told us
how to.

Speaker 1 (59:05):
Make go by.

Speaker 5 (59:08):
He then went on to go if we being real,
alcohol is worse than crack.

Speaker 1 (59:14):
I was like, yo, he is selling his crack ship.

Speaker 3 (59:16):
Like he's selling cracking that interview, Yo, Well.

Speaker 2 (59:21):
He said, when you think about it, like alcohol is
worse than.

Speaker 1 (59:26):
You know.

Speaker 2 (59:26):
Okay, do you see more alcoholics or crackheads in the world.

Speaker 1 (59:31):
They're the same, nigga.

Speaker 2 (59:32):
Not always there's something that's a duo, but more alcoholics
or crackheads. I see more alcoholics than crackheads.

Speaker 1 (59:41):
I mean, see, I don't know now, because Hunter Biden
is clearly a functioning crackhead that has achieved so many,
so many things. I could be around crackheads every day
and I don't even know it now. I'm questioning everything.

Speaker 3 (59:53):
It's definitely funk like crackheads. You think are like laying
on the street in their vomit, like no, no, no.
People that go to fucking work and hit the crack
pipe in the bathroom and go back to their desk.

Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
I'm just remembering.

Speaker 5 (01:00:05):
He also said when he was explaining how not to
cook crack. While explaining it, he said, if you think
about it, though, crack is more healthy than cocaine is
because when you cook it, it's taking away all the
bad stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:00:17):
Yeah, he said. He said, crack is healthier than cocaine.

Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
You put baking soda in it and smoke it.

Speaker 3 (01:00:25):
That's not crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:00:27):
And he tried to say it's healthier.

Speaker 5 (01:00:29):
He said, what you think you was in the words
healthier with anything related to cocaine and crack is the
wildest statement of all time.

Speaker 4 (01:00:36):
This is a simulation. I keep telling you. None of
this shit is real.

Speaker 3 (01:00:40):
This is crazy that we're able to, like, look at
the president, the former president's son give an interview like this,
and his dad created the fucking crack bill.

Speaker 5 (01:00:49):
All right, he sold me, Man, I'm thinking Hunter is
the rebrand for the Dems. Hunter twenty whatever. Next election
is no way, he sold me. I feel like y'all
owe Hunter Biden in apology. He was talking that shit
in there. You guys all lied to me about Hunter.
That's an upstanding citizen right there.

Speaker 3 (01:01:07):
Functioning crackheads, he's a functioningst So you're not represent America though.

Speaker 4 (01:01:12):
He is.

Speaker 3 (01:01:13):
He is America absolutely, that is America right there, Functioning crackheads.

Speaker 1 (01:01:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:01:19):
I think that's what people look at America like, those
are some functioning crackheads over.

Speaker 5 (01:01:22):
There, unless you you were snorting coke off a whore's
ass in a motel.

Speaker 4 (01:01:28):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:01:28):
If I want you to be my president.

Speaker 5 (01:01:30):
I need that guy in office. He understands the people.
He knows what it's like to be an American. Nothing
more American than than snorting coke in the motel room.

Speaker 4 (01:01:37):
Well, that's true that there's nothing more american that.

Speaker 1 (01:01:39):
Trying to relate to that.

Speaker 4 (01:01:42):
I'm sure he can't. I don't know if he was
doing the snorting, but he could relate.

Speaker 2 (01:01:45):
Snorting coke off somebody's ass, right, it's directly into your nose.

Speaker 1 (01:01:50):
Does it smell like ass? Well, I don't know. People
like put it in the asshole that asshole.

Speaker 2 (01:01:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:01:55):
I think they just feel like on the cheeks. Yeah, ah,
look at you. You just ready to go straight to
the You can think somebody's spreading their butt cheeks and
they oh, I'm sure someone has Oh I'm sure. But
I think the average person probably just puts the coke on.

Speaker 2 (01:02:08):
Like aesthetics first, that not for the actual essence of ass.

Speaker 1 (01:02:12):
Yea coke. I thought that was the reason for it, because.

Speaker 3 (01:02:16):
They are yo, the ships be so concerned about But
is it in the ass.

Speaker 2 (01:02:21):
Because they also did used to then they used to
like blow coke in or like put pills and drugs
in and your ass because it like absorbs faster through
your asshole.

Speaker 3 (01:02:29):
Yeah, people take people put drugs in the ass, Molly.

Speaker 1 (01:02:33):
I remember that when I was in high school.

Speaker 2 (01:02:34):
The girls were not at my high school, but it
was a thing where girls were soaking tampons in vodka
and put them inside themselves. They get drunk.

Speaker 1 (01:02:43):
Yo, you could just you could just drink the vodka.

Speaker 3 (01:02:45):
Yo. What and it's an alcohol alcohol inside your vagina?

Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
White women, Wait, that can be a real thing.

Speaker 2 (01:02:53):
Vodka soaked tampons is a real thing.

Speaker 5 (01:02:57):
Imagine ling some pussy is ninety nine bananas. You start
throwing up.

Speaker 3 (01:03:01):
Wait, wait, wait, wait wait, I have never heard of it. Yeah,
vodka soaked tampons.

Speaker 2 (01:03:06):
Yep, that was the thing back when I was in
like high school going into college. Like that's some of
the girls I remember making the news. What was that
around two thousand and eleven, twenty ten?

Speaker 4 (01:03:19):
Yo, I have never heard of that before.

Speaker 2 (01:03:22):
And animas today you heard of that? Soa come and
put them in their ass too?

Speaker 1 (01:03:25):
Be could you get drunk?

Speaker 3 (01:03:26):
Did you heard of that? Yeah? I think it's like.

Speaker 1 (01:03:29):
It's not a myth.

Speaker 3 (01:03:31):
I heard it.

Speaker 5 (01:03:35):
Yeah, bro, that is I've never heard of it, and
I don't believe, like, I really don't believe that anyone did that.
There's no fuck putting a tampon soaked in vodka inside
your body, that's.

Speaker 1 (01:03:45):
You know, burn like what. That's why I don't even
understand that. Like they were putting them in their butts too.

Speaker 3 (01:03:52):
This is not a butt I might understand because I
don't think it'll burn as much as your vagina.

Speaker 1 (01:03:57):
It's alcohol. It's still burned, but your vaginant. That is crazy.

Speaker 5 (01:04:00):
Step back and realize what you said more. You know,
you don't understand.

Speaker 1 (01:04:03):
That you said that, no, no, no, put it in your butt?
I get, you know, you.

Speaker 3 (01:04:09):
Don't get it's still it's still crazy. But what I'm
saying is versus your vagina, alcohol in your vagina like
that that how could you even stand that that? That's
like that rubbing alcohol is gonna fucking burn like vodka.
That is absolutely corrazy.

Speaker 1 (01:04:27):
Not surprised, like teenage's health gets away.

Speaker 2 (01:04:29):
The following tie pods, they were trying to eat a
whole spoonful of cinnamon at one time.

Speaker 1 (01:04:34):
Yeah, but cinnamon is.

Speaker 3 (01:04:35):
Actually an edible thing. That's that's that belongs, that goes
in your mouth. Cinnamon you eat, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:04:41):
And don't don't compare like the saltine challenge to soaking
your tampon and vodka and putting it in your vagina.

Speaker 2 (01:04:47):
Do you remember the tie pod challenge that kids were
doing them?

Speaker 1 (01:04:50):
Kids weren't really doing that.

Speaker 2 (01:04:51):
Yes the fuck they were, Yes they were. That was
not a myth, that that was real.

Speaker 3 (01:04:58):
Pull up a video of a kid swallowing the top
they used to stand and then show me his funeral
as well. And it showed me, showed me.

Speaker 1 (01:05:06):
Because that's fake if he swallowed that, and it's a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:05:08):
They started locking the tie pose behind like the glass
and like the family dollars and stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (01:05:13):
Well, us because niggas was still in tie pods.

Speaker 3 (01:05:15):
Yeah, they they were stealing them to eat them. It
was college kids was washing clothes like only they was
eating that tie pads Like that's just yeah, I don't
believe that now. That's but then again, listen, man, I
don't I don't know. I don't know what y'all generation was.
Y'all were some wild ones.

Speaker 2 (01:05:30):
Man, well that was in our generation. That was the
generation underneath us.

Speaker 3 (01:05:32):
But yeah, but twenty eleven, Yeah, your error, that's vodka
soak tampos. Josh, have you heard of that?

Speaker 4 (01:05:39):
That is crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:05:41):
I know it wasn't like around like high schools in
twenty eleven, but that is just wildly done that dude
were doing that.

Speaker 5 (01:05:46):
Was it only when they were on their period or
they were just putting a tampon in there?

Speaker 1 (01:05:49):
Just okay, that was.

Speaker 3 (01:05:51):
The pre game.

Speaker 1 (01:05:52):
That was the pre game.

Speaker 3 (01:05:56):
That was the free game.

Speaker 5 (01:05:57):
At like a mask, you about to fuck and you
take her panties off, she's got a tampon. Oh she
didn't even know that time of the month. He's like, no, no, no,
I was just trying to get drunk.

Speaker 3 (01:06:07):
She just takes that ship as Wow, that's a wild ship.

Speaker 1 (01:06:12):
Oh my god, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:06:13):
Man, I hope all of those people that did that, well,
are those people are doing They're probably like your nurse's lawyers, doctor.

Speaker 4 (01:06:21):
That's the scary part. That is the scary part.

Speaker 3 (01:06:24):
They're definitely like in a professional set in some of them. Well,
hopefully they're doing much better than they were in twenty eleven.

Speaker 5 (01:06:31):
No, because if I know, a child's brain is not developed.
But if you do that, like I don't, when you
get older, you still got something weird about you.

Speaker 1 (01:06:38):
I still feel like should be acting.

Speaker 2 (01:06:39):
Absolutely Fat Joe has a what sorry, sorry, I'm you
can see that clip?

Speaker 1 (01:06:47):
No, I didn't, I.

Speaker 3 (01:06:48):
Didn't look out. So Josh has on the docket. Fat
Joe has a diet actual problem. Josh has a diet problem.
Josh not fat thing for sure. Yeah fat oh and
Josh has a diet problem. Fat Joe says he drinks
thirty to forty a day. He said it so casually too.

Speaker 2 (01:07:08):
He's lying. You know if Joe by Lyon, I believe
he probably drinks like five a data.

Speaker 3 (01:07:14):
Yeah, like but you know people going bellist them numbers,
it's like six six cans a day' I'll be drinking
like thirty of them.

Speaker 1 (01:07:20):
It's six cans a Day's crazy, that's a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:07:23):
Yeah, but thirty he would be dead like m bellish
your action whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:07:27):
Joe was drinking thirty to forty diepepses a day, the
doctors would be shaking his feet in their hands like
dice right now, bro, But.

Speaker 5 (01:07:32):
It's diet, it's healthier. It's like the crack version with
the cocaine. It's taking out.

Speaker 3 (01:07:36):
The sugar to forty a day.

Speaker 5 (01:07:38):
No, it's funny, is you bring up the doctors. He
was saying it in reference to if the doctors were
telling him to slow down, he'd be like, nah, I'm
still drinking thirty to forty pepsies a day.

Speaker 1 (01:07:49):
That is crazy, Josh, But you was, you were kind
of slowing down a little bit.

Speaker 3 (01:07:52):
I haven't seen I haven't right now, your arm.

Speaker 1 (01:07:58):
Said, Yo, I'm trying, really trying to kill.

Speaker 3 (01:08:07):
You're trying to kick that lady heroin that get said,
I'm trying.

Speaker 2 (01:08:10):
The earlier me and Peas were talking blogging whatever. He
walked in earlier, and I guess the label had came
off of his cherry coke. He said, Damn, I'm looking
at this ship now and without the label, it just
looked like dangerous, Like it just looked like poison.

Speaker 1 (01:08:23):
Yes, nigga, it is.

Speaker 3 (01:08:25):
So it's the label that's that that brings you in,
that pulls you. It's crazy, man, fat Joe. You're not
drinking thirty sodas a day. Man, I'm not believing that I.

Speaker 5 (01:08:35):
Had this like oil acid drip on top of my car.
You know, I got it out Pepsi coke.

Speaker 3 (01:08:41):
Yeah, that was.

Speaker 1 (01:08:43):
Lying in your stomach.

Speaker 5 (01:08:44):
Ship that that got acid and oil out of the
top of my car.

Speaker 3 (01:08:48):
But I am happy that though that Josh had slowed
down though I've been seeing it. I've been watching like, Okay,
he ain't got one in his hand today.

Speaker 1 (01:08:54):
I'm judge addict. Man, I get it.

Speaker 4 (01:08:56):
Do your thing.

Speaker 2 (01:08:56):
Man, what have you replaced it with? Oh yeah, he's
been drinking poppies. That the the prebiotic SODA's.

Speaker 4 (01:09:04):
Okay, gotcha?

Speaker 3 (01:09:05):
Yeah, okay, that's what mean. One day at a time, Josh, Yeah,
one day at a time, man, Yeah, yeah, one day
at a time, drinking your poppies. Man, one day at time,
he said. Trying man, he looking like Ray chall he said,
try man.

Speaker 1 (01:09:23):
The attic prayer, Lord give me distract to accept the
things I can't change, and the knowledge to know the difference,
you know, for that ship.

Speaker 5 (01:09:33):
And yeah, we gotta get Josh one of those coins though,
Like when he gets to like a month, we gotta
give him a coin.

Speaker 3 (01:09:38):
Oh, yes, you had a month, but he didn't stop.

Speaker 1 (01:09:41):
He's just not drinking as much.

Speaker 5 (01:09:43):
Yeah, but you can't, like that's what they said with alcoholics,
like you can't go cold turkey, you got.

Speaker 3 (01:09:48):
Yeah, you gotta get to kind of wing yourself.

Speaker 1 (01:09:49):
No one gets sick. But listen, I knew it was bad.
I didn't know.

Speaker 5 (01:09:51):
We also needed to put an oar can next to
the coke and the fridge, like I didn't know it
was that bad, Josh.

Speaker 3 (01:09:56):
But and you know, seriousness though, that is the hardest
thing to cut out. It's sugar though. That's probably the
most addicting, you know, sugar and cheese. I think, Yeah,
oh cheese, fat Joe is not people never stop beating cheese.

Speaker 4 (01:10:12):
I never would either.

Speaker 3 (01:10:13):
You from Wisconsin, right, No, you're from Wisconsin. I mean
you're from Wisconsin. Right, No, he's not. She threw that
shit over. He's so quick like you from Wisconsin, right, No,
Kansas a whole different, different thing.

Speaker 5 (01:10:27):
Anybody from New York or California will just they just
throw states like, yeah, if you're not from New York California,
you gotta be out on the North Dakota.

Speaker 1 (01:10:34):
You just saying state names.

Speaker 4 (01:10:35):
Wyoming.

Speaker 1 (01:10:36):
No, No, it's not even close.

Speaker 3 (01:10:38):
Wisconsin.

Speaker 5 (01:10:40):
But Fat Joe has never beaten the ozampic allegations. Now,
oh for sure, you ain't lose all that weight drinking
forty diet cokes today.

Speaker 3 (01:10:47):
Yeah. Nah, If Fat Joe's not drinking no thirty sodas
a day, man, I don't think he's doing that.

Speaker 4 (01:10:53):
I don't even think that's possible. That has to be time.

Speaker 1 (01:10:56):
We got a podcast. We get on here and just
say anything. You don't niggas get podcasts.

Speaker 5 (01:11:00):
No, Fat Joe, He's no, you're saying literally anything at
that point.

Speaker 3 (01:11:04):
Yeah, but thirty PEPSI thirty diapepsis a day.

Speaker 4 (01:11:07):
No, you're not doing that.

Speaker 3 (01:11:08):
And if you are, Joe, please man stop, don't stop
stop drinking thirty soldas a day.

Speaker 4 (01:11:14):
That's fucking in.

Speaker 1 (01:11:15):
That's just when do you have the time to drink
thirty soldas?

Speaker 3 (01:11:19):
I have a problem finishing three bottles of water like
I'm like, Damn, I didn't drink my three bottles.

Speaker 5 (01:11:24):
Like I watched the Fat Joe and Jada Show. The
episode is like two hours long. You would need those
two hours to drink a soda. Like if you're hitting
forty diapepsies a day, you can't waste two hours.

Speaker 3 (01:11:35):
And not drinking diapeps No, it's not.

Speaker 5 (01:11:37):
It's not like he would have to be on camera
crushing them shits. Yeah, but I mean shout out to Joe,
Shout out.

Speaker 3 (01:11:44):
To Joe and Jada. A couple has been banned for
having oral sex on a Jet Blue fight where you
was at last weekend worth it?

Speaker 1 (01:11:52):
There's there's other there's other airlines.

Speaker 3 (01:11:54):
That's that's what I would take the Jet Blue band
to get some head on whatre These like content creators
only fans? Or was it just like a horny couple
had some some martinis before they took off and just
honey couple from Connectic Of course, that makes that makes sense.
Got to be horny living in Connecticut?

Speaker 1 (01:12:14):
No expand tell me more, tell me more about that
connetic You got horn out? What about Bridgeport makes you horny?

Speaker 3 (01:12:21):
I don't know, man. Something about pistol wavings you just got,
you know, I mean, the blood just gets flown. Man,
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:12:26):
I can't explain it.

Speaker 1 (01:12:27):
Every time on ninety five I go pass Stanford, my
dicked heart.

Speaker 3 (01:12:30):
Now, I've thought about having getting head on the plane.
I just don't know how people actually pull it off.

Speaker 2 (01:12:37):
Blanket I would assume and just pretend you're laying on
the lap.

Speaker 1 (01:12:41):
Oh they didn't. I was thinking maybe it don't look at.

Speaker 2 (01:12:44):
Me in my eyes, bro, I'm literally just coming up
with this ship and.

Speaker 1 (01:12:47):
I sit here.

Speaker 3 (01:12:48):
Tell me no.

Speaker 1 (01:12:49):
I was just because I'm trying to sit up there
and think too. I was thinking, like, how the fun
would they do that?

Speaker 2 (01:12:53):
Only thing I could think is like if she like,
if she like lays her head in your lap and
you like have like a blanket over you. That's the
only thing I could think, because otherwise, how you doing that?
That's got to be mad uncomfortable, and like how you return?
I'm not giving a head without return, So how do
you return it? Because I can't just put my leg
up on these people head rests.

Speaker 4 (01:13:10):
Wait?

Speaker 3 (01:13:10):
Wait, wait, so in order for you to give head,
he gotta give you head.

Speaker 2 (01:13:14):
Damn.

Speaker 1 (01:13:15):
Look at the voicemails what type of yo?

Speaker 3 (01:13:17):
What type of what you want with.

Speaker 1 (01:13:22):
Me?

Speaker 3 (01:13:22):
And carry on right here?

Speaker 1 (01:13:23):
Yo?

Speaker 5 (01:13:23):
What you mean he gotta return? Like he gotta give
you a head? Like this is this is where double
standards do exist. Though, getting your pussy eight on a
plane is way sicker.

Speaker 1 (01:13:32):
Than getting your dicks up on the plane.

Speaker 3 (01:13:33):
Yeah, for sure, that's it.

Speaker 1 (01:13:35):
Getting your pussy ate would be the wildest thing ever
on the plane.

Speaker 4 (01:13:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:13:38):
My homegirl told me her boyfriend ate out while she
was driving. While she was driving, how I said that
nigga was horny?

Speaker 4 (01:13:44):
Horney.

Speaker 3 (01:13:46):
Them type of niggas need to be in jail though,
I'm serious, like a niggas that's that homely.

Speaker 1 (01:13:49):
Like a long road tripper, like no, how you put
your neck that way? Like how because your neck like fit?

Speaker 2 (01:13:55):
You know she must have had she must.

Speaker 3 (01:14:00):
Okay, you're gonna let Josh say that. It's not comfortable, Josh,
you are.

Speaker 2 (01:14:06):
I want to know left about him, every.

Speaker 1 (01:14:08):
Eating pussy watching driver. I need to be locked up
with the girls that are putting tampons in fucking alcohol.

Speaker 2 (01:14:13):
At least pull over in parks with I feel like, okay,
you're driving right you like this?

Speaker 1 (01:14:18):
I feel like, did she put her leg up like
the left leg.

Speaker 3 (01:14:21):
The left leg you don't need because you drive with
your right leg. You drive with your right Yeah, so
you don't need the left leg. Right, So are you
gonna put the left leg up on the door?

Speaker 1 (01:14:29):
No, because how are you gonna put the left okay
up on the door?

Speaker 2 (01:14:31):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:14:32):
So how but he's right here? How he coming from
this way? That's what they were in London. She had
to have been driving with her left You.

Speaker 3 (01:14:39):
Don't hear they were in London.

Speaker 1 (01:14:43):
It's the other side, like Okay and London. It makes sense.

Speaker 3 (01:14:47):
No, it don't.

Speaker 2 (01:14:48):
It makes sense.

Speaker 1 (01:14:51):
I understand when they put in their butt.

Speaker 3 (01:14:54):
It makes the other side.

Speaker 2 (01:14:56):
You learn how to drive with your left foot. Long
road trip anyway, you your foot is just on the
fucking gas pull over? So you got one leg on that.
This is him, This is the console. Hopefully you don't
got one of them.

Speaker 3 (01:15:07):
No, Demarius, you're missing it. You got to put the
left leg up.

Speaker 2 (01:15:10):
You are you missing what I'm saying?

Speaker 3 (01:15:11):
You put it in a cruise control.

Speaker 2 (01:15:14):
You learn how to drive with your if you have
your left foot, if you just you know, if it's
a long road, you're only using your foot on the
acceleration anyway.

Speaker 3 (01:15:20):
You don't need it to Driving with your left foot
is fucking crazy. You know how crazy that is to
try to drive with your left foot for somebody. You
could just pull over for something like it ain't serious.
We're about to be in the crib. I'll eat your
ass when we get upstairs. Like we ain't got to
do this right now. That's the whole point of this
whole conversation. We don't have to do this right down,

(01:15:41):
thrill for real. I want to make it home. I
don't want to die in this car accident. That's what
I'm trying to tell you.

Speaker 2 (01:15:46):
Like now, next time I drive, I'm gonna try to
drive with my left foot and see if I can
do it.

Speaker 3 (01:15:51):
Please don't, all right, if you're gonna try being empty
parking lot, just try this, don't try that on the road.
That just seems like I'm just trying to Yeah, nah,
I don't don't even feel right.

Speaker 1 (01:16:02):
They don't like how you walking. It's like this is
more natural, well, because that's how you've been doing it.
Maybe she had a Tesla mm hmm, cruise trow.

Speaker 3 (01:16:12):
You don't have to have. You don't have to step
on the break on the tesla. It's like a golf cart.
You just take your foot off, thicks off, the gas off,
the accelerated. So maybe it was.

Speaker 1 (01:16:19):
That or maybe it didn't happen because.

Speaker 3 (01:16:22):
They have porn like they have points like that where
they're in the tesla on the highway and they put
the self driving on.

Speaker 1 (01:16:28):
I'm gonna I'm gonna do it today. I never saw that.

Speaker 3 (01:16:31):
I don't even search for it. I don't poor.

Speaker 1 (01:16:32):
And that ship that's like that's an ad. That is yeah,
that you got money. I don't get as like that.

Speaker 2 (01:16:39):
I get broken, horny broken, being broken Hordi is crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:16:45):
That was when I was at my horn me old
ugly about being hungry.

Speaker 3 (01:16:51):
That is crazy. Yeah, they had that, Yeah, and I
think it's the same white guy that does it, like
he's in this tesla. He puts it on. All those
selfs drive and then the girl systems how they start
the actually on the highway.

Speaker 5 (01:17:04):
All right, speaking of women driving, do you think if
you put the tampon in your pussy you could pass
a breathalyzer if you got pulled over?

Speaker 2 (01:17:12):
No, stupid, No, I don't know you.

Speaker 1 (01:17:17):
Say no stupid like you you understand how the stomach.
You don't think you would smell on the on be
able to pick that up on her.

Speaker 5 (01:17:23):
Breath because if it goes into your vagina, it would
go to your bloodstream. Breath lives work because that alcohol
is in your fucking stomach, and it's like.

Speaker 3 (01:17:32):
Yeah, I think it's yeah, I don't know, no, no, yeah,
but the breathalyzer is not blood though alcoho.

Speaker 4 (01:17:43):
Yeah, if you drink it, yeah, yes.

Speaker 1 (01:17:46):
All in your mouth and then your I don't know
ship if you drink alcohol and none of it gets
into your lungs. You're talking about Josh is gonna have
the wild algorithms. No, you cannot bypass a breathalyzer test
by jet injecting alcohol in your ass.

Speaker 3 (01:18:03):
Regardless of how alcohol into your body, whether by drinking
or other means, it eventually enters your bloodhoom and is
metabolized by the breathalyzers measure the amount of alcohol in
the breath, which is directly related to the amount of
alcohol and the blood.

Speaker 4 (01:18:16):
Okay, okay, so we're all wrong.

Speaker 3 (01:18:21):
People.

Speaker 1 (01:18:22):
That's because peach.

Speaker 3 (01:18:26):
Reason reason was was wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:18:28):
Though, well PEG's experience, he had to go through the classes.

Speaker 3 (01:18:32):
Oh and it says, look according to the law office
of Patrick Mahiney. I thought that was.

Speaker 4 (01:18:41):
According to look right there Patrick.

Speaker 5 (01:18:50):
With that said, do we have voicemails? We are sponsored
by Boost. This whole episode has been off. I haven't
laugh like this in quite some time. Thank you everyone
that's help, you've gotten mail?

Speaker 6 (01:19:05):
Hey, what's up y'all? Shout out to everybody. I love
the pod. Okay, So I'm gonna start by saying, I
know this probably is gonna sound bad, probably gonna sound terrible,
but I want to know.

Speaker 1 (01:19:15):
Am I really a bad person for this?

Speaker 6 (01:19:17):
So I've been dating this guy. It was really kind
of casual, which is off and on or whatever, but
we are starting to get a little bit more serious.
And he had told me around like the end of
last year that he found out that his son wasn't his.
The kid was maybe like three, four, maybe five, I
don't know. And I get it. That's some heavy shit,
like damn, you find out your baby not yours no more?

(01:19:38):
Oh kind of fucked up. But I'm not gonna lie
of you. I was a little bit relieved. I don't
have no kids. I don't really want to be with
a nigga with no kids.

Speaker 1 (01:19:45):
No Shae Rory.

Speaker 6 (01:19:46):
But it's just like, damn, Honestly, I was kind of relieved,
but obviously I can't show that to him or whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:19:52):
So I'm, you know, just being supportive whatever.

Speaker 6 (01:19:54):
But fast forward, he still got the baby toys at
the house, like it's just still giving.

Speaker 1 (01:19:58):
A little sad like I eat it. I get it.
It's fucked up.

Speaker 6 (01:20:02):
But at the same time, I'm like, okay, like, how
long is this gonna last?

Speaker 4 (01:20:06):
Like what?

Speaker 6 (01:20:07):
I don't know what should I expect and how long
should I expect this face to last?

Speaker 1 (01:20:12):
I guess it is my question.

Speaker 6 (01:20:14):
Yeah, so I'm trying to be cool and supportive, but
I really don't give a damn. I'm not gonna lie,
and I'm ready to wrap this shit up.

Speaker 1 (01:20:20):
So basically what she's saying, I'm ready to wrap this ship.

Speaker 5 (01:20:26):
Basically what she's saying is she understands that this guy
has loved this child.

Speaker 3 (01:20:32):
Connection with the church.

Speaker 5 (01:20:33):
Nothing closer than a parent and child relationship, and when
that was torn away from him, she said, well, I'm happy,
So why aren't you happy about it?

Speaker 2 (01:20:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:20:47):
I don't think that that's exactly what that's I think
is great that that's not your kid so why don't you.

Speaker 1 (01:20:53):
Feel the same way as because now it works out
better for me.

Speaker 3 (01:20:56):
Well, I understand her kid over her stance on it
because she, you know, it could be a lot dating
somebody with a child. You got to deal with if
the you know, other parent is active in the child's life,
you got to deal with that relationship and that dynamic
with your partner in their child's uh, you know, mom
or dad. So I understand her being kind of like, Okay,

(01:21:18):
it's not your child, thank god, And she understands that,
you know, he still has toyss around the house. She
understands that he's hurt by it. He obviously built a
bond in the relationship with this child. But on the
other side of that, I do understand her on some
shit like a but like, how long are you about
to be in this depressed, heartbroken phase because it's not

(01:21:39):
your child? You should be kind of more like upset
that this woman lied and put this child on you
for three four years and it wasn't your child, like
versus depressed around the house that you found out the
kid is in choice. I kind of understand what she's saying.
It's a little selfish on her part.

Speaker 4 (01:21:56):
Just a little bit.

Speaker 3 (01:21:57):
You know, sometimes you're selfish in a relationship. So I
get I understand her feeling like, Yo, like you still
got toys around here, like her, ain't your kid?

Speaker 1 (01:22:05):
Bro, Like, hurry up with mourning the loss of your
child that you love.

Speaker 3 (01:22:09):
The child didn't die.

Speaker 1 (01:22:11):
That's like losing a child.

Speaker 4 (01:22:13):
No it's not.

Speaker 5 (01:22:15):
Obviously it's not the exact same thing. But you're losing No, Okay,
you're losing You are that kid. It was in your
life for four years. You absolutely love that kid. That
kid is no longer in your life.

Speaker 3 (01:22:25):
You can still have a relationship with the kid, not you,
that's not.

Speaker 1 (01:22:31):
You, but me, And if.

Speaker 4 (01:22:33):
He's heard about it, then still have a relationship.

Speaker 3 (01:22:35):
With the kid.

Speaker 2 (01:22:36):
Yeah, that's my thing, Like, still have a relationship with
the kay. If you love the kid that much, then
still have a relationship with it if you're able to,
because now the dad, the real.

Speaker 1 (01:22:41):
Dad might not want that.

Speaker 2 (01:22:43):
No, I feel like with her, Okay, So this is
I feel like, this is a thing with a lot
of people period in life, and I want everybody to
listen to this. You have every right to feel the
way that you feel. Your feelings should not start becoming action.
There should not be actions to accompany your feelings, because
once you start acting on your feelings and making your

(01:23:05):
feelings other people's reality, then that is when you enter
selfish territory, and when you start becoming a bad partner
and a bad person your feelings. You can't control your feelings.
Your feelings are your feelings, but you need to check
yourself and not make your feelings everyone else's problem. And
this is just for her, It's for everybody across the
fucking board of life.

Speaker 1 (01:23:24):
So I don't blame you for.

Speaker 2 (01:23:25):
How you feel, because I would be joking with my
friends like god, damn, like that little baby gone, Like
it wasn't yours. We can make another one, like get
over it. I get that, but you should never.

Speaker 1 (01:23:34):
Express that to him.

Speaker 2 (01:23:35):
The only thing you should be doing for him is
to be there for him and be comfortable for him.
But if you're calling to ask us if you're wrong
for how you feel, no, you're not wrong for how
you feel. Little selfish, but you're not wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:23:45):
I peach put the better help at right there. That
was that was beautiful.

Speaker 5 (01:23:49):
But also the only thing I will disagree with is
that's not a little bit selfish. That's selfish as fuck,
which is fine. I have selfish thoughts all the time. Yeah,
but you keep that shit to yourself. But that's not
a little bit selfish. That's selfish as fuck.

Speaker 1 (01:24:03):
Yeah. Can you move on from morningless? No?

Speaker 3 (01:24:08):
But I understand in the sense of you was lied to.
This woman lied to you. This kid is not You're
gonna be easy to get over.

Speaker 1 (01:24:15):
It's not.

Speaker 3 (01:24:16):
But I mean, let it be more of a like Damn,
I was manipulated. I was lied versus like damn I
thought Shorty was mone I still got his to yo. Look,
he used to love his toy right here.

Speaker 2 (01:24:27):
Yeah, that ain't your kid, nigga, But that don't mean
that you but he loved him.

Speaker 3 (01:24:31):
Yeah, but I'm just saying I think. I think what
she's saying is his reaction to it. To it should
be more so like, Yo, Damn, Shorty played games with
me all these years, Like this ain't even my kid.
His reaction is like the kid died, Like he's still
holding the toys in the house. And YO, clean this up, man,
Shorty ain't yourice. I understand what she's saying, Like, Yo,

(01:24:52):
like this girl, this woman did some some grimy shit
to you like she lied and manipulated you all these years,
and now you're thinking a kid with yours that's not
your It was like your Your reaction to that shouldn't
be depressed because this relationship having a kid is over,
because if we still want to have a relationship with
that kid to an extent, you can.

Speaker 2 (01:25:10):
But you already know that that relationship is not the
same because me and you, all three of us have
had that conversation already, that relationship.

Speaker 5 (01:25:16):
I do.

Speaker 3 (01:25:17):
But when I'm saying for the call it though for her,
I understand how she's looking at it, like, yo, like
how long is this gonna last? Like we asked her?
This woman lied to you.

Speaker 5 (01:25:26):
We as the wrong questions though. If that, if you
my girl and you care about me, why you ain't slide?
Why is my fake baby mom breathing right now? If
you care about me, why you ain't slide?

Speaker 1 (01:25:36):
You wanted to go somewhere else, so you wanted to
get violent. If she loves her man and someone did something.

Speaker 5 (01:25:44):
To her man like that, he can't do nothing, obviously,
but she can.

Speaker 1 (01:25:48):
I ain't sliding on it.

Speaker 2 (01:25:49):
You love that bitch? You was fucking her wrong. I'm
not sliding on the bid. That was your dumb ass decisions.

Speaker 1 (01:25:54):
But if the baby ain't his, yeah, so it wasn't
a dumb decision.

Speaker 3 (01:25:58):
He ain't get a.

Speaker 2 (01:25:58):
Pregnant nothing in her was a dumb decision. You noted
in the type of bitch that would lie to you
about So if.

Speaker 5 (01:26:04):
You're dating that man, I know you the Marason, You're loyalty,
you like you be, you be cool.

Speaker 1 (01:26:08):
If somebody did that type of shit to your man, of.

Speaker 2 (01:26:10):
Course I wouldn't be cool.

Speaker 1 (01:26:11):
But that's.

Speaker 4 (01:26:13):
She ain't going to fight though.

Speaker 2 (01:26:14):
I'm not for that. I'll go fight, but not for that.

Speaker 1 (01:26:17):
That was you being stupid exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:26:19):
You know what I'm saying, Like, that was you being
stupid or And also we don't know that situation because
there could have been a thing where the baby mother
was like, hey, it's between you and him, because.

Speaker 1 (01:26:27):
I've seen it happen.

Speaker 2 (01:26:28):
Niggas will sit up there and step up and be like,
that's my kid, that's my kid, that's my kid, and
then when to come out and say, all right, we're
gonna do the pregnancy test to see who it really is.

Speaker 1 (01:26:35):
And then it ended up not being yours.

Speaker 2 (01:26:37):
Your heart broken. Some people know there's a chance that
a baby isn't theirs, but they be down with it.
That happened.

Speaker 3 (01:26:42):
Oh yeah, I know somebody that knows the kid isn't there,
and he just refuses to ever take a DNA to Yeah,
but he knows it though, like he knows it's notice kid,
but he just like.

Speaker 4 (01:26:54):
I don't care.

Speaker 3 (01:26:55):
Better man than me, I'm not taking care of no
kid that ain't mine.

Speaker 5 (01:27:00):
In the words of Carl, anytime somebody says better man
than me, they don't mean no, you don't think he's
a better man.

Speaker 3 (01:27:06):
No, of course not. I think he's stupid. It's a
fucking idiot, that's what it is. Better man than me
never means that. No, it means he's a retard.

Speaker 4 (01:27:16):
He's beneath me.

Speaker 2 (01:27:18):
Damn mall, he's beneath me is crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:27:20):
Taking care of you know what baby ain't yours and
you I actually.

Speaker 2 (01:27:23):
Think it takes a lot to step up and do that.
I think the easier way is like, oh, that ain't mine,
not take care of it. I think if you want
to provide something to a child's life, knowing even though
that it isn't yours, I think that's actually the manly
the harder thing to do. I won't say manly, but
the harder thing to do. I don't think that that's
easy at all.

Speaker 5 (01:27:38):
Sometimes you can step up and do some bullshit. I'm
sure you can, like continue to raise a kid that
isn't yours whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:27:46):
If the kid needs somebody and you want to be
that person, you want to be that dad.

Speaker 3 (01:27:49):
It's different if I meet a girl and she has
a kid, and then I'm like, yo, that's fine, Yeah,
that's in that sense. But if I'm if she's telling
me that this is my child, and I know, like
I feel in my heart that this isn't not isn't
my child, I'm not gonna just raise his kid and
never go get a test to see if his mom
or not. Like hell, no, you crazy, Hell that's no,

(01:28:10):
not me. I'm not saying it don't happen.

Speaker 5 (01:28:13):
Does your friend have a mother, Yeah, I'm shocked the
mom hasn't tried to do a little swab because I
know if I was ever in that situation and I
was just like mom, I don't know, but I want
to keep raising my mom would take a cute the.

Speaker 3 (01:28:27):
Next time the baby in the night and Grandma and
swabbed his mouth. If you don't swab, George.

Speaker 1 (01:28:33):
I told you. I told you my mom tried to
baptize tomorrow in my tub.

Speaker 3 (01:28:36):
My mom was gonna do that whatever you want to
do that, whether I say yes or no, my mom
would swab that kid so fucking quick and come back
with the DNA test.

Speaker 1 (01:28:45):
You know, a fucking heart beat.

Speaker 3 (01:28:47):
Yo. That's a certain type of mom right there. That's
like that. They don't make mom.

Speaker 1 (01:28:51):
More that type of cause lit'ten do a fucking thing.

Speaker 4 (01:28:53):
I say.

Speaker 3 (01:28:54):
Yeah, these new moms, they don't give a ship. Those
type of moms back in them days. Yeah, they not
playing that ship. As soon as you come to Granny,
get that swab, she gonna come in and grab your
face swab you.

Speaker 1 (01:29:04):
Listen, if rose reverse, I would do that for my child.

Speaker 2 (01:29:08):
Why would you do that for your child? If your
child told you they don't want to know, why would.

Speaker 1 (01:29:12):
You do that? Because I was raised and that doesn't
want to It's.

Speaker 2 (01:29:17):
Like, how how you how you just said your friend
is right where he knows that kid ain't his, but
he don't want a DNA test. He don't want to know.
As the parent of the person who has that who
is in that situation and the grandparent of the baby,
why would you go do that?

Speaker 1 (01:29:33):
Like, why would you go right there your child? Because
sometimes I need to know if this is my grandbaby.

Speaker 2 (01:29:37):
It's pretend I adopted them. How's that pretend to adopted?

Speaker 4 (01:29:41):
No, we can't do that.

Speaker 3 (01:29:41):
If you did, then cool, I know that you adopted
this baby when we're gonna love it and raise it
like cool, But we don't know if this kid is
yours or not.

Speaker 2 (01:29:49):
Why does that matter? If if you're okay to if
you're okay to live this essentially our bloodline, this is
essentially like you think that it's not, then don't don't know,
just don't mind. I just feel like people be overstepping
the boundaries when it comes to other you.

Speaker 5 (01:30:04):
I mean, your grandkid, that's not your child.

Speaker 2 (01:30:10):
Child though that's not your child.

Speaker 3 (01:30:12):
You're right, I get that part, But I'm just saying,
it's not like this person is like your fucking cousin.

Speaker 2 (01:30:16):
At the end of the day, this I have direct
like I run this show. This is my fucking kid.
If I say, don't do.

Speaker 3 (01:30:22):
Something until you need somebody to watch him, Yeah, all
that all that flops that you probably sounds good in
the marriage until you want to take your ass to
the Beyonce concert and you call grandma to watch the baby.
This ain't my grand baby. This ain't my grandchild.

Speaker 1 (01:30:38):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:30:38):
I don't know if this is my.

Speaker 1 (01:30:39):
Grandma, why is it?

Speaker 2 (01:30:40):
But if you would do this, if you would watch
an adopt a child, why does it matter?

Speaker 3 (01:30:44):
Because when this little niggas start biting and start doing shit,
we need to know where bloodline he comes from. While
he got his bite proper, he run around, I was
biting niggas. We need to know where he come from.
What's his lineage? What claw does he come from? We
need answers. Yeah, yeah, we need answers. As he starts
going to school and he's having outbirds and ship like that. Yo,
where did he come from? This ain't our blood. None

(01:31:04):
of us have ever done this before.

Speaker 5 (01:31:06):
There's a reason why I like the proper adoption agencies
give you a whole rundown of who the parents were.

Speaker 3 (01:31:11):
They knew them.

Speaker 2 (01:31:12):
That's a good point, you cooking, We need to.

Speaker 5 (01:31:14):
Know your blood mind wrong, And when you have children,
you will realize that grandparents are the they're the big steppers.
They're missing them around the big steppers. They will overstep anything.

Speaker 3 (01:31:24):
You have to say.

Speaker 4 (01:31:26):
It's the legacy.

Speaker 2 (01:31:28):
The thing I have to say because my dad, well,
my grandmother tried to whoop me. My dad came to
my grandmother house to set anybody the next person put
their hand on my daughter and put my hands.

Speaker 3 (01:31:36):
That's because that was his mother or your mother's mother,
my mother's mother. Oh, he never liked her.

Speaker 1 (01:31:42):
No, I'm not. I never Jackson that I never if.

Speaker 3 (01:31:48):
It was his mom and he got asked, was growing
up he ain't tripping but his white I never liked
that lady. She ain't hit my daughter.

Speaker 5 (01:31:56):
If the Marris's that example, like if my mom was
in the other room, lamar's ass, I just put headphones
in there.

Speaker 1 (01:32:05):
I would stop my mother from doing that. That's what.

Speaker 3 (01:32:07):
It's such a crazy example for what I was talking about.
I'm just saying, noise cancel, that's just mom.

Speaker 2 (01:32:17):
Niggas couldn't yell, let me, come cursing me, come spank me.
Couldn't do none of that. My father, he said, if
you have a problem with the Marras, come to me.

Speaker 1 (01:32:23):
So no, no, no, I respect.

Speaker 4 (01:32:25):
I understand that.

Speaker 3 (01:32:26):
That's it's definitely not wrong with that, but he definitely
had a little feelings towards his wife.

Speaker 2 (01:32:31):
But I wouldn't even allow you to say. He wouldn't
even take that ship as a joke. He loved my grandmother,
so I won't even do that.

Speaker 5 (01:32:36):
Also, part of being a parent is teaching your kids
to rip the band aid off. So if my child
is in denial about raising someone else's kid, maybe it's
gonna take me throwing this DNA test in your face
to get you back to realcity.

Speaker 2 (01:32:48):
Why is it denial if he's actively making the choice
of I notice, deep down it's not my kid, but
I don't want to know. I love this kid. Why
do you just because you feel raised to.

Speaker 1 (01:32:57):
See the truthfully understand.

Speaker 2 (01:33:00):
Because you feel like he shouldn't be raising it because
you wouldn't do it, doesn't mean that he's not actively
making that choice to be a father anyway, because that's
what he wants us, an informed choice. That's not on
you to try to push that in his face. That's
actually rude and selfish and only only thinking about you.

Speaker 5 (01:33:15):
No, I would be thinking about my kid, okay, because Billla.

Speaker 3 (01:33:19):
Mom, Because my kid wouldn't want to do that, no
matter how old he gets that that's still her baby? Like,
so she makes she protecting her baby. I get it,
I understand it on both sides. Well, hopefully we we
helped you out. Did she tell us his name? No?

Speaker 1 (01:33:32):
D oh, yeah, these piece of shit?

Speaker 3 (01:33:35):
I was what you mean she asked her?

Speaker 5 (01:33:39):
She was a bad person. I'm answering here. I would
never call that she didn't ask, Hey, am I a
piece of shit?

Speaker 2 (01:33:44):
Roy would feel the exact same way if that was
happening in one of his.

Speaker 5 (01:33:46):
Absolutely, hold on, how would I how would that scenario? Well,
if a woman found out the baby wasn't hers, yeah, no.

Speaker 1 (01:33:57):
Oh.

Speaker 5 (01:33:57):
If I was a man in the situation, mm hm,
I would run for the hills. If I found out
my girl felt that way while I was mourning the
loss of a child, I would think I should not
be with this woman. Yes, if you have no understanding
to what I'm going through and you secretly are like, yo,
when you're gonna get over this, I don't need to
be a running.

Speaker 3 (01:34:16):
I can't be mad at that. I don't can't be
mad at that. It wouldn't be my reaction, but I
can't be.

Speaker 4 (01:34:22):
Mad at that.

Speaker 3 (01:34:23):
If you find out a kid is not yours, and
I could see me and hurt, but not being hurt.

Speaker 1 (01:34:29):
But the number one hurt shit Ever, for me.

Speaker 3 (01:34:33):
The hurt would be from the mother lion. To me,
it wouldn't be the fact that I found out the
kid is in minds the child also like, yo, sure,
how you how you manipulated and locked?

Speaker 1 (01:34:43):
Did you say it was three or four years? Or
did she say that?

Speaker 2 (01:34:45):
She said three, four or five years? So not even
where age loved my child for five years? Yeah, of
course it's the mother line.

Speaker 3 (01:34:54):
But you have.

Speaker 4 (01:34:55):
Formed a bond. I get that.

Speaker 5 (01:34:58):
I get that he formed a bond in the high
hospital that did but five years. Yes, I'm not gonna
immediately be like, ain't mine? So I don't give a
funk about that. I'm just mad at her for lying
for me. No, I'm gonna miss my fucking child.

Speaker 1 (01:35:12):
I'm telling y'all.

Speaker 2 (01:35:13):
If Rory found out in two more years that Amara
wasn't his, he can never find out. He can never
find out, I know, but I know, but if he did,
he would still want tomorrow. I don't see him getting
rid of tomorrow. I don't see that happening. I don't
see that happening I don't. Well, you can fake the
real nigga shit if you want to.

Speaker 1 (01:35:30):
I don't that was the case.

Speaker 5 (01:35:31):
I would like to find my twin brother. Then if that, like,
I'm here, the focus changes. All right, where's the father
we gotta find? We have to be related.

Speaker 3 (01:35:39):
Yeah, yeah, there's no other There's no way.

Speaker 1 (01:35:41):
Lamara is not my daughter. That's definitely my niece.

Speaker 4 (01:35:43):
Yeah, definitely one lord.

Speaker 1 (01:35:47):
Why are we wrapping up? Going to the Patriot? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:35:48):
No, no, I think this episode was perfect and we
can close here. You can get to Patreon, uh, patreon
dot com ford slash flowers.

Speaker 3 (01:35:59):
The marriage go out, so I go get so. I
don't care. The ones on your deskuld.

Speaker 4 (01:36:02):
Work just fine?

Speaker 1 (01:36:02):
Is this the Patreon thing?

Speaker 3 (01:36:04):
Was that his teeth?

Speaker 4 (01:36:05):
Yes? Just Patreon.

Speaker 5 (01:36:07):
We would give them all his flowers on Patreon. Need
him and listen. Man Iceman on the way.

Speaker 1 (01:36:15):
Don't just end right there. Why I'm that nigga, He's
just ginger Iceman is coming.

Speaker 3 (01:36:24):
No,

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