Episode 394 | Celebrity Simulation - New Rory & MAL

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The volume.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
And we're back sponsored by boost Happy. Top of the
week everybody was everyone feeling better than you? I mean
a great one? Really you sound damn was that seven
second speech? I don't know if we made it whole episodes. Fuck? Well,
I had a long weekend. This is good raspiness. This

(00:29):
is like I had a time in your life.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (00:32):
Yeah, and you know some balls is about this.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
All the walls will be doing three sixties in here
by the time. But yes, I had a a very
eventful weekend. That's probably why I sound this way. I
actually didn't even notice that, and so you just pointed
it out.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
It's okay, I'll be okay. You have your morning coffee,
did you?

Speaker 5 (00:51):
That was?

Speaker 2 (00:51):
I had like three SIPs. I think my like, my
tolerance for coffee is going down. I can't even like
get through half a fucking cup without like getting the jitters. Yeah,
half the cup is still up there. No, I started
feeling weird.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
What is it?

Speaker 5 (01:04):
Espressal?

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Yeah, oh so we just make some coffee. Yeah, Espressal
will leave that alone. Yeah, it'll kill you.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
Well, I did see you this weekend. I did see
you too. I know it was a family out in,
but before we get to Summer Slam, and how much
fun we had as a family, and how much we
learned about Josh. Friday night, I went to the Little
Brother show, last one in New York period that was done.
It was incredible, per usual.

Speaker 4 (01:31):
Where did it have it?

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Brooklyn Ball? Okay, but I don't need to come on
this spot and say how much I like Little Brother.
We've done that a million times. What happened after I
went to go meet Fante and Carly at the hotel
bar across the street. Walk right into my ex on
a date. The moment I walk in at the bar, Yeah,

(01:52):
it was like a bar restaurant. Oh, walk right in.
And then for some reason Carly and Fante tried to
talk me out of going over to say hello, which
they were successful, but I really put up like a
pretty crazy fight because like we made eye contact. Like
now I feel weird not saying.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Okay, okay, but she's on that changes everything, And you
made eye contact that changes it.

Speaker 4 (02:13):
I thought you just saw her.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
No, we locked eyes like the moment I walked.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
In, eyes like still beautiful, still beautiful, still still melt
the hard.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Up step, but definitely still full of possible evil yeah, yeah, yeah,
but we did. We did go to the elevator at
the exact same time, so we did end up speaking,
which is very awkward because like, there's a dude and
I want to be like that guy to make it
even weirder.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
So, so, did you like shake his hand Homie's hand, Yes,
it was up, but the same hand it's now carressing
your former queen like you you're just.

Speaker 5 (02:45):
Gonna shake that hand.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Yeah, a man, we were supposed to jump that niggive man.

Speaker 5 (02:52):
You was not coming. Huh, you was not coming.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Now, if he would have called me and said it
is lit, I'm coming, And if you just called me
and say he see his ex on a date, I'm
not showing up for that. But if you would have said, nah,
hold me in here, talking kind of spicy, he grilling me, I'll.

Speaker 5 (03:05):
Like, holdo, I'm about to run down on him, like.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
I'm trying to become more of an adult. I guess okay,
because the old me would try to make that awkward.
But then I have to think like I was the
reason we stopped working out, Like I stopped pursuing and
being active in the relationship. Yeah, so now I'm going
to like make something awkward. If something can't a girl,
I was.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
You can't do that. So he just said, what's up?
All right, that's good how she's doing.

Speaker 4 (03:32):
She she's good.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
I mean, it was grade a small talk and then
we got into elevator and then just take quiet.

Speaker 4 (03:38):
And everybody's just looking at the numbers, like I love that.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
I love what you can elevate. Everybody's just looking at it.
Then was like, especially what is your ex?

Speaker 5 (03:47):
So me?

Speaker 2 (03:48):
So me and Carly walkeding together. Fance was already sitting down.
I don't know why. I thought, like with such confidence
that everything I was saying made sense. I was like, Carl,
I'm just gonna go over and say what's up. She
grabbed my shirt. She's like, no, no, we're going this way.
And then I sit down and I'm like, y, I'm
not gonna say with such of Xpon's like why would
you do that? Like we point to it's like, why
would someone ever do that? There's not even there's not
even a third chair for you to see, like you

(04:09):
about to just you gotta tell dude to.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
Get up, don't fret.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
Yeah, I'm not hitting that no more. That made up story.

Speaker 5 (04:22):
That ship is so funny.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
But that's cool though to I mean, should I pulled
them all? I like, paid the check definitely, because I
didn't see what they had ordered either.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
Don't even matter, It don't even matter, It don't even matter.

Speaker 4 (04:35):
Pick up the check. You're supposed to know.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
I'm not even know they were there. Once you knew
they were there, that's what you was supposed to do.
You're supposed to tell the waiter that came over to
you and fante yep, and be like, yo, listen that
couple over there, whatever they're eating, whatever they're drinking billets.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
To men, I'm cool.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
She ain't shopping and still shopping still, man, I gotta
I gotta get you right.

Speaker 2 (04:59):
Man, you got to to LOI on because I don't
have I don't have, fuck you money to start paying
for one's dinner.

Speaker 5 (05:03):
No, I'm just saying.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
It ain't that.

Speaker 4 (05:04):
It's just you know, it's my egg. Say he you
doing good?

Speaker 5 (05:06):
To see you.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
I asked Carl to put the drinks on on Apple's
bill that said Apple Music got this one right.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
That's cool though, that's cool to see you. Actually he's
doing good and you know she's happy on a date.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
Yeah, And I thought it was cool small talk. I
may or may not have texted her the next day
and said, hey, good running into you.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
See now he could do that but not take it.
He could do that but not pick up the bill.
I think that's crazy to dode and picking up the bill.
It was good to see her. Of course, you said
you got a radiant. I'm sure you said that.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
When I'm the guy. No, she was, what on a
date you want to be like, yo, yo, you look fine?

Speaker 4 (05:43):
No?

Speaker 2 (05:43):
No, no, no, say hey, good seeing you.

Speaker 5 (05:45):
How are you doing good?

Speaker 3 (05:46):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (05:46):
Yeah, I mean I did. When we parted ways, and
when we left, my car was parked the way they
were going. But that awkwardness of waiting for the elevator,
sitting in the elevator, walking out of the hotel, I
was like, I'm just gonna go around seventh Street.

Speaker 4 (05:59):
Yeah you got anyway.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
I don't even need to go.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
I can't walk the same way. You cannot walk the
thing because now it looks weird. And now home about
you about to turn around and ask you what's up?

Speaker 5 (06:07):
Following us like.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
Yeah, definitely twice my side too, But I mean I
think I would have been fine. But yeah, he definitely
had reached like on a dark Brooklyn Street. I don't know.
He may get me.

Speaker 4 (06:18):
A lot of people got reached.

Speaker 5 (06:19):
The touching.

Speaker 4 (06:19):
Nothing but what was good though?

Speaker 5 (06:25):
Yeah, I got to see you this weekend. I'm great.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
Yeah, and you left before well you went to the
bathroom when I left once. So we went to SummerSlam
at met Life this week. We went to support Jade
uh in hopes that she would win Triple h Fuck you.

Speaker 5 (06:37):
No, I can't say that.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
No recount.

Speaker 4 (06:41):
Sorry, I forgot what I was talking to.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
Triple ah.

Speaker 5 (06:43):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 4 (06:44):
But Jade Jay Cargill, she did.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
Lose her championship match to Tiffany Fixed with Stratton Stratton
and Stanton Stratton. Tiffany Stratton, she retained the women's championship.
But you know, it was good to go there and
support Jade and we have fun. I've learned that the
w DUT first time. First of all, that was my
first time going to a wrestling event as an adult.

Speaker 5 (07:08):
As a kid.

Speaker 4 (07:08):
It's a different experience your kid, you just hype happy.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
As a sober adult, Yes, going to a wrestling not
just any wrestling event, Summer Slam, this is like it's.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
Summer Slam in the Royal Romo.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
That's like the biggest, probably biggest events in WWE. But
to go there sober is a terrible idea. That's like
walking into wrestling Internet and just trying to be a visitor, and.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
Like you can smell it on you.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
Yeah, like you used to be like into the culture
and you left the culture for some years. Now you're
trying to get back in because Jade is so beautiful
and athletic. But that was not the event to be
sober at. From the time I walked in, I saw
thirty seven Hulk Hogans.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
Yeah, I saw twenty six months coding him too.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
I saw seventeen Randy Orton's and I'm I'm just mall
just like, oh, I was supposed to come here as
a wrestler. Then you got the guys who, like you
could tell, wrestled in real life but didn't make it
to WW But they're just like waiting for like a
roy Ron would have happened at the merch table.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
Yeah, they take steroids for no, just like.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
I'm just here to support Jade hope that she wins.
I'm not here as a fan of wrestling. I'm here
as a fan of Jade.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
I will say I didn't need to look at my
ticket and wear a seat square because spotting you sitting
by yourself was the easiest thing in Medlin history for sure.
But where we sit, I was like, I see where
we're sitting, mall in dark sunglasses, just like this by
himself with a row of five mpc oh man.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
It was just it was a lot, bro That's why
I had to say I sat. When I walked in,
they walked me to my seat, showed me the seat,
and then I was like, yeah, now I'm gonna go
get some something to eat, some water, Like I'm not
gonna sit out here. So I went to the back
and was sitting in the lounge just watching some of
the matches, and then I walked out when they said
that Jade's was the next match. So then I walked
out to the seat and sat down. But it was

(09:02):
just like it was a great experience, though, thank you
for having us, thank you for you.

Speaker 5 (09:07):
Know, bring us to the Summer Slam. It was dope.

Speaker 4 (09:09):
Yeah, but you cannot go to Summer Slam sober.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
I mean I would agree not doing I've only been
there once and I.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
Was not you cannot It is the worst decision. It's
a hundred times worse than going to the club sober.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
Like being sober in the club is probably equal if
they're probably no, no, no no.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
That was being in that stadium and like just being
in the middle of just fanatics, Like that's what they
are there, fanatics. They love wrestling on the whole dif.
I love wrestling too, havn't followed it as much as
I used to as a kid, but yeah, that was different.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
I snuck pre rolls in, but because we were like
under the WWE and they gave us tickets like I
didn't want to, you know, mull get thrown out of it,
and we were I would have passed you.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
The week, oh man. When we were sitting at the
security was right there or it was just too close
for comfort, but it was. It was a dope event.
I totally understand. Uh, you know, the power that w
W is watching that whole production and just you know,
the things that it takes to put on that type
of of of show is incredible. So it was dope

(10:11):
to see that. It was dope. See jelly shout out
to Jelly Roll. Jelly Roll, they giving him up to
be the next Undertaker.

Speaker 2 (10:18):
Why my voice is raspy. I was screaming, screaming for
Jelly Roll.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
Jelly Roll got in there, and I was just like
at that point, I was just like, al right, I
gotta go Fellas like I can't. Mom was like a man,
my heart was broke for Jade. I was like, all
and then Jelly Roll comes out and he's power bomb
slamming Logan Paul. I'm like, yeah, I'm gonna check out Fellas.
I'm gona ahead and get up out of here.

Speaker 4 (10:37):
Man, I was too much.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
I was so invested that the five year old that
was in front of us, he looked worried when Jelly
Row went down like, I was like, it's gonna be okay,
pot get back up.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
Jelly looks great though. Man, it lost a lot of
weight getting in shape. Mane, it looks Brian. He might
have a few He might have a future in wrestling.
Height have a real future in the w W.

Speaker 2 (10:59):
No, that whole match was actually really fun to watch.
Everything about that was it was hilarious.

Speaker 5 (11:05):
It was definitely entertained.

Speaker 2 (11:06):
But I went in to SummerSlam the same way you did.
Is not really a wrestling fan going to the Jade.
But the morning before SummerSlam, I binged the entire wt
WWE Unreal series and became fully invested in every single
fight that happened that day. Yeah, Like, I don't know
if you left. When CM punk came from my A live,

(11:27):
I thought Sampunk was like an EDMDJ, not somebody that
has a less actor face like he should be. He
looks like Jonathan Ham, like he really should be starring
next to Denzel but instead his fifty year old asses
being thrown in a ring.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
Yeah, you do it.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
I was fully, fully invested in every single one of
those fights. I became a full wrestling fan within a
six hour day, like screaming, like me and Kaz mainly
talk about our daughters. We were doing a whole recap
on Sunday of how amazing that shit was. I I
had so much fun.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
Yeah, it was a dope event, man, dope event. I
was happy to finally, you know, go to Summer Slam
and being a fan of wrestling as a kid, it
was obviously something that you wanted to go to, never
got the chance to, but definitely definitely enjoyed myself. Never
going sober bro never doing that again. No, you cannot
do that. Either you going full costume and you go
as macho man, or you stay home.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
I think you should do that.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
Yeah, I think I'll go as macho man. Next year,
I'll probably go as macho man.

Speaker 2 (12:27):
I was so invested in the seampunk fight at one
point that same five year old that was in front
of us, I was screaming, fuck you, Gunther bright by
his ear that I had to catch myself. I'm like,
I'm screaming fuck you and there's a five year old
at yeah in front of me. He's okay, but I
ain't fuck with Gunther. It's this part of the culture.
Sam finally got finally got his belt. For about ten seconds.

(12:49):
I was ready to go to parking lot and celebrate
and then just get his ass whooped and get to
the belt taken away in five seconds. Hold it up
a triumph. After I watched the whole Netflix series, They've
been fucking this guy for fifty years, I was like,
what a great ending to a story like Tears of
my Eyes and then here comes a fucking briefcase of money,
which I was like, oh, he gets a cash prize too,

(13:11):
and Cash is like no, no, that means he's about
to get his ass.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
Oh they given him money. I was like, oh should
I for god?

Speaker 4 (13:20):
Yeah, no, he's about to get sucked up.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
Some of the most interesting outfits of all times. I
will say one of the more masculine sports also may
be the guest wrestling, Like it really looks like RuPaul's
drag race in there, but fighting because.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
Of because of like the briefs yet.

Speaker 2 (13:40):
Him shouldn't have been in baby blue pumps. Yeah, like fighting.

Speaker 5 (13:44):
Yeah, I like that.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
The pants are fine, like the tights, the pants, those
are cool. Those are not bad. But the when you
see the wrestlers that come out with still like the
box of briefs that that Hogan used to wear. Yeah,
it's like, Oh, he's like a throwback, Like he's in
here for business.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
He's not wearing draws.

Speaker 4 (13:58):
Yeah, yeah, he's in here.

Speaker 1 (13:59):
He he means the shit, he bleeds and loves this
wrestling ship.

Speaker 4 (14:03):
Like, give me the pants.

Speaker 5 (14:04):
You waxed for this?

Speaker 4 (14:05):
Oh he didn't, Oh he didn't.

Speaker 5 (14:09):
Okay, you don't know. He might have some first showing.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
Oh yeah, I saw you tweeted that you want to
be a wrestler.

Speaker 5 (14:15):
Now, yeah, I.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
Was want to get your back broke. You know how
fucking hard that match. Here's somebody slam you on that
fucking mat.

Speaker 5 (14:23):
Well, everybody has to train for something.

Speaker 6 (14:24):
Obviously I would have to spend years and years training
in no way, shape orformed it. I want anybody to
think I was just gonna walk in a ring and
be a wrestler. But when I was watching like the
whole like production of it and everything and the acting,
I'm like, this is cool. Like I feel like a
lot of being a wrestler, outside of being an amazing athlete,
is being entertaining and being a personality.

Speaker 5 (14:41):
And I was like, I feel like this is something
that I would be good at. I feel like I'm
a little bit too.

Speaker 6 (14:45):
Old to start, but like, yeah, I feel like this
is something I would be good at, or I would
have been good at.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
I mean, Jade is a little older than you, and
she just started like a few years ago, so you
might don't, right. You need you need to start like TODAYO, yeah,
this afternoon. You need to go to like to a gym,
like y'all want to be the next w W champion.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
There's gotta be like a local circuit somewhere Long Island.
There has to be something.

Speaker 5 (15:07):
Oh, yeah, somebody's back.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
Oh yeah, yeah, Baby, do you get on the card
next weekend if you want watch baby get slammed to
a picnic table baby like a female Kimbo slice. Get
Baby D right on that card next week and walk
right in the back, y'all, Like, yeah, we got Baby
D with us, Like.

Speaker 2 (15:28):
They used real picnic tables, not breakaway table.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
This is real. This is the real deal in Long Island. Definitely,
we got that little late. We missed a CARDI B
she was doing her she premiered a song, right. I
think I saw the clip on Twitter.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
I think we were late. I didn't see that she
came out and did a new record. I think that's
like cool promo I got. I think I was dealing
with it. I think I was in the lounge when
she she was on stage though. Yeah, her and for
some reason, her and Drew Ski had better seats than us.
I don't know why, but I felt a little slight.
I don't know about you.

Speaker 1 (15:59):
I sent Colin a nice being over the weekend. I
don't know if he's seen it yet, but he'll get it.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
Like, I really appreciate WW giving us those tickets. The
seats were great, free food, never going to complain whatsoever.
But like we were in the first row that didn't
have the cushion seats. It was just like one more
like and we would have been a little bit more comfort.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
Those were the chairs that I thought the wrestle was
going to come get smashed over somebody's head. Yeah, that's
the chairs we was in. Like I'm like, oh, yeah,
I know what this is. I've seen this on TV.
They can come down this littleisle right here, tell us
to get the fuck up, And we got to get up.
If Randy Orton comes over and tells you to get up,
you're getting up.

Speaker 6 (16:34):
So what I was trying to figure out because when
we were walking out, when me and Rory were walking out,
I've seen people carrying chairs with WWWE on them.

Speaker 5 (16:41):
And I immediately was like, y'all like they sell chairs
as merch, Like yeah, tell everything is merch.

Speaker 6 (16:47):
Selling the slams like the WWE chairs as like merch
is like crazy because you know them kids just going
to go in the backyard and fucking kill each other
with the horse.

Speaker 5 (16:55):
That's what you gotta do.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
Go home and smash it over your mom's head. That's
what it's for. No, you do the dishes.

Speaker 6 (17:01):
I can't trust no kid that didn't grow up like
being like put in like arm bars and fucking all
types of crazy shit. That's how I know about wrestling
because my cousin used to do all the moves on
me and hurt me and make me cry when I
was younger.

Speaker 1 (17:12):
Yeah, you thought your cousin loved until you put you
in the Boston Crab and.

Speaker 2 (17:15):
I feel like, and I'm glad this isn' happening now,
but when we were younger, I feel like every other
month on the news, some sibling was killing their sibling
by accident in a wrestling Like when did that stop
when iPads came out? Because I feel like there was
a kid dying by accident every week.

Speaker 1 (17:31):
Yeah, that's what iPads came out. We got to stop jobs,
so you gotta stop. It was like, yeah, no more,
no more iPads released now, Like yeah.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
The funniest part though, to me was when you did
leave You're discussed because I believe it was Randy Orton
that jelly Row beat right, and.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
You know, uh, Randy Orton and Jelly Roll with teammates.
It was a logan Paul and Drew.

Speaker 2 (17:53):
Mackinte yeah, you were like Logan Paul to just suplex
Randy Orton, I'm going home. Yeah, I was. It was
just no, it wasn't even that. It was with jelly
Row power bombed.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
I think Logan Paul I was like, yeah, I'm my
ole fellas like I'm out of here, man, I can't
this is jelly Roll from what we're doing right now,
Like jelly power bombing.

Speaker 2 (18:11):
Logan Paul was.

Speaker 6 (18:12):
Like, yeah, I'm When they were walking jelly Roll out,
I'm like nah, the little boy was like no, Jelly Row,
I'm like, nah, he coming back.

Speaker 5 (18:18):
I'm telling you, he coming back to save him. Me
and Rory were full in, full in.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
I was surprised though, to see Jelly Roll moving like
that in the ring though, Like he really looked like
he knew, he knew what he was doing.

Speaker 5 (18:28):
But Jay told you all that they have to go
and train.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
You know, he looked great. He lost a lot of weight, Like,
he looked great. Shout out to jelly Roll man. That
was very entertaining and I'm not gonna lie that was
entertainer to watch Jelly Row.

Speaker 6 (18:38):
There's a lot of and you know what, I'm not
surprised about this, but there was a lot of New
Rory and Mall fan crossover with w w E fan crossover.
Like that's one of the places I've been approached the most.
Like people were asking to take pictures with me and
Rory like it was crazy. I'm like, you know what,
but I'm not surprised that New Roy Mall fans are
wrestling fans.

Speaker 5 (18:57):
Like that makes sense, does it. They were everywhere.

Speaker 1 (18:59):
Yes, yes, I mean I guess so it's part of
hip hop. Wrestling is part of hip hop. Yeah, so
I get it. Cardi B was hosting, so there you
go right there. Yeah, so Rosenberg and he was working, Yeah,
shut out the Rosenberg.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
Yeah. And then I had like a mild panic attack
trying to leave the MetLife Stadium.

Speaker 5 (19:16):
Well, just too much of people and my that's why
I left.

Speaker 2 (19:19):
When I left, and the people we were with just
were taking too long to walk. And I think I
smoked more weed th one sitting in that parking lot
than I have in mind.

Speaker 6 (19:29):
Rory smoked like a whole split and I'm like, take
a breath, just smoked.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
Left.

Speaker 4 (19:34):
That's why I left earlier. I didn't want to deal
with that.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
I knew that that that leaving was gonna be crazy.
That's why I left. I literally got in and out.
When I got to the stadium, it had just started.
Like they had these big ass I don't even know
if they were like B fifty two bombers flying over.

Speaker 4 (19:48):
They weren't jets, they.

Speaker 2 (19:49):
Were like big.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
They took their time, absolutely, So I got there when
that happened, And when I left literally walked out right
to the car. It took me maybe not even seven
minutes to get from my seat.

Speaker 5 (20:02):
To the to the highway.

Speaker 2 (20:03):
We did the letout let out. That shit was rough.
But the most revealing thing was I finally found out
who Josh is, Like I finally met him. Yes, I've
never met him before. He nobody was yelling louder than Josh.
Oh my god, I have a video about a wrestling fan.

Speaker 5 (20:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (20:19):
No, it was like it was. It was almost scary.

Speaker 2 (20:22):
Yeah, And he would have like these outbursts where he'd
be like really calm, just watching and then all of
a sudden, stand on his seat and scream at the
top of his lungs out of nowhere, like not even
after like a crazy move or whatever. He would just
like get something in his brain worked up.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
It's called Tourett's That's exactly what that's called. Don't worry
about that.

Speaker 4 (20:40):
I'm not diagnosed, I know.

Speaker 2 (20:41):
But I liked that he, you know, was opening up
and being more of him several but it definitely shocked me.
Like most of the time I was looking at Josh,
looking at the ring.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
I have a video where I was recording Jade's match
and like I think she sue plexed Tiffany m.

Speaker 4 (20:56):
And all you hear is Josh.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
I was like all right, man, Like I was like,
all right, I'm gonna have to cut that part of it.
I'm gonna have to cut that part out, like you
screaming in my fucking video, bro.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
But SummerSlam was not over. As I woke up today,
Nicki Minaj's versus Dez Bryant happened. I don't even think
they're trying to hide the simulation from us anymore.

Speaker 5 (21:20):
What has happened?

Speaker 2 (21:21):
The confusion I had in traffic of how this even began,
Like we.

Speaker 1 (21:24):
Are putting so many sentences together these days that I
never thought we would hear, putting so many people together
that I thought we were never's, Like.

Speaker 4 (21:31):
What is going on?

Speaker 2 (21:33):
How it's happened? Because y'all. You know, I get a lot.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
Of the news and the current shit from y'all when
I come in here. What is happening with Dez Bryant
and Nikki?

Speaker 2 (21:41):
Well, the first thing I saw, I got like I
was in round six is when I realized anything was
even happening. When I saw NICKI offer up her husband
to fight an NFL player. Do you think she consulted
with with her husband before that?

Speaker 5 (22:01):
Wait?

Speaker 2 (22:01):
She did what she said she would get ten million
dollars so that des Bryant and her husband can fight.
And I'm not saying, you know, Kenny is not who
he is, or not where he's from, or not the
past that he has. I'm just saying, des Brian is
des Brian, don't offer I don't care my wife, my girl,

(22:23):
demeris anybody do never never offer me to fight des Bryan.
Do not do that.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
But imagine, imagine you sleep and your wife is in
another room doing that, and then you wake up seeing
that you got to fight a NFL player, Like, wait,
what happened?

Speaker 4 (22:40):
Which just happened? But what is all of the stima from?

Speaker 2 (22:43):
Is it? Like? So I had to go back?

Speaker 4 (22:45):
I'm like, I'm completely lost like, how.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
Did we even get to Dez and Nikki even having
a conversation.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
I thought she was still talking about Dez from Rock Nation.
Then I got really confised, like, wait, this is des Bryant.

Speaker 5 (22:59):
It's up for ever.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
For any des just you know, Nikki going at any
deaths is a lotter. But wait, that is that part
of it?

Speaker 4 (23:10):
Like maybe he thought that.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
He she says something by him or so, So I
went back right before we started recording. So initially there
was something about Jerry Jones and Dez Bryan's contract where
Hole negotiated that deal without being like a licensed NFL
agent at the time, so it caused controversy or whatever.
So then Dez like just I don't know, commented on it,

(23:35):
and then Nicki, who has been on her tirade with
rock Nation, saw this and obviously wanted to take advantage
of any Rock Nation slander. Okay, she says, does anyone
want to play a game? And then des Bryant innocently
was like, I love games, not knowing that this was
about to talk about child rape, offering ten million dollar
bounties for fights, Like I think he thought.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
It was just going to be a game.

Speaker 2 (23:59):
Okay, NICKI thought otherwise, and then death said get to
ten million in cash. I'm ready now, Well.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
We know, well it's safe to say that Dez is
ready now He's he probably still in that. He doesn't
play anymore, does he not? Okay, so he's probably still
you know, he still has to workout regimen.

Speaker 2 (24:15):
I'm sure Dez Bryant is like up there with Cam
Newton as like one of the most athletic people I've
ever seen in my life. Like, I don't care if
he's never thrown a punch, You're still going to have.

Speaker 4 (24:27):
Trouble with Dez Broh. Absolutely, yes, that is.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
A fucking monster. Yes, but this is just so. But
how again, you explained everything and I'm still confused.

Speaker 2 (24:36):
Oh no, I didn't say it made sense. I was
just telling you.

Speaker 4 (24:39):
Because I'm still like, how did we get here?

Speaker 5 (24:41):
Though?

Speaker 2 (24:42):
Like?

Speaker 1 (24:42):
What is going on? Why is everybody?

Speaker 2 (24:45):
Like?

Speaker 1 (24:45):
What is Everybody's upset? Everybody's mad, everybody's are like what
is going on in the world? Like I thought everybody
was supposed to be happy, healthy and just chill.

Speaker 5 (24:55):
How would you think that?

Speaker 1 (24:57):
I mean, because that's just the best way to be,
you know, in my momo, everybody just mind your business.

Speaker 4 (25:04):
Yeah, man, I don't know, Man, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
Admittedly don't know too much about either cases. I just
don't understand how a Jerry Jones and jay Z negotiation
ten years ago led to me finding out that Des
Bryant allegedly beat up his mother, and I found out
even more about the alleged rapist activities of the Minaj family.

(25:29):
You're learning things about Nikki's brother, her dad, Like, why
is des Bryant telling me this?

Speaker 1 (25:33):
Yeah, but I don't think. I don't think Dez beat
his mom up. I think he his mom was abusing him.

Speaker 2 (25:38):
Saying all alleged fans on both sides, I'm admitting I
didn't even want to look further into me. Yeah, I
was sitting there wondering why it was even being talked
about when all we were talking about before was Jerry
Jones and Juan making a deal.

Speaker 5 (25:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
I mean, listen, man, I again, nothing surprises me, but
this one is close as close to being surprising as
it gets. Like, I never thought I would come in
here that Nicki Minaj and Des Bryan are negotiating a
ten million dollar fight, Like, I just never thought that
would be a part of our talking points.

Speaker 4 (26:08):
But I don't know, man, I don't know what's going
on with people.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
I think everybody just needs to relax, you know, just
just just chill, be happy. Life is beautiful. We cause
a lot of issues that don't need to be caused,
and we don't, you know, need to go down certain paths.
But you know, it is what it is.

Speaker 2 (26:25):
But I feel like they needed to respect the audience
a little bit more in this one because I was
still trying to figure out how Johnny Manziel and Gilly
were beefing. I wasn't even ready for Nicky Well. I
was still trying to figure out that one.

Speaker 4 (26:37):
Yeah, I didn't understand that either. Johnny just jumped in that.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
I think he just was like, Yo, I'm gonna slap
the shit out here, and I was just like, WHOA
like Johnny with it?

Speaker 4 (26:45):
That that just came out of you came in hot.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
Because the Cam Newton and Gilly, I wouldn't call it a beef,
but they're war of words back and forth. That's funny.
Like I mean, it hasn't gotten, in my opinion, that serious.
From what I've seen, It's been kind of playful slash
serious banter back and forth. Yeah. I thought Cam's response
was hilarious. I just then when mister football, fucking mister

(27:08):
Ohio just comes out of left field and it's like
y'all slapped the ship out of Gilly, Like, wait, that
has to be a fake Johnny Manziel count. No, No,
that's a verified account. What the fuck is going on
in the world.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
I don't know, man, he says, Yo, Gilly the kid,
you may be the biggest fucking lose on the planet
talking like you've fucking done anything on the football field.
If I see you, just know I'm gonna slap the
fuck out of you. Trust shout out to thirty eight Spech.
But I don't know if I'm as surprised as that Johnny.

Speaker 2 (27:33):
I didn't look up. I thought he really said shout
out to thirty eight Special. No, but he said, I
missed thirty eight Spress.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
Shout No, but he said, trust, so you know that's
that's that's thirty eight special Ship. So you know, shout
out the spech. Yeah, this one, this one doesn't really
surprise me because you know, Johnny is a he's a
wild boy man, so I don't you know, he's sticking
up with his his I guess his NFL counterpart in
that regard, right, he's sticking up for Cam Newton, Like, yo, listen,
don't disrespect Cam. Cam was a great athlete, great quarterback.

(28:03):
You know, stop trying to talk. Stop talking shit about him.
Stop shit, and you can kind of see why he
came to.

Speaker 2 (28:07):
Oh no, no, I get you know that Heisman community.
I'm sure they always look out for you.

Speaker 4 (28:11):
It's a fraternity like you know, think about that.

Speaker 2 (28:16):
If one of my friend Ross was playfully going back
and forth with somebody, I wouldn't then step in. I'm
sure Cam and Johnny Manziela had maybe three conversations in
their entire life. I'm not stepping in and saying I'm
gonna slap the ship out of you. When you guys
were doing playful banter.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
Well, Gilly responded as Gilly. You know, Gilly ain't gonna
miss a moment to respond to anybody. But Gilly responded
and he had a face full of let's say, substance.

Speaker 5 (28:38):
I don't know what it was.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
He had a face face full of substance, facetance, he
had a face full of substance, and he just was like, yo, listen,
you know Johnny, I don't know what you over there doing,
but I can only guess that you must be high.
Tomain right now thinking that you're just gonna slap the
shit out of me, Like, I don't know, man, I
just again, we're putting sentences together, We're saying things, putting
names together that I never thought would happened.

Speaker 2 (29:01):
This is what the internet does.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
I think this is one of those people together if
you want to leave it, if we don't ask for it.

Speaker 2 (29:05):
Johnny Manzel, of course, is an incredible athlete at one
one time I watched the doc. I don't know if
he stayed in shape. I've seen Gilly box before. Gilly
knows how to fight. I don't know how this won
will go. And Johnny Manziel, obviously, if you go to
the NFL, you're a fucking top tier athlete. But they
always said he was too small for the NFL. Anyways, Yeah,

(29:27):
I mean, he's not that much bigger than Gilly.

Speaker 1 (29:29):
Is this something that we think we'll see Logan the
Paul Brothers get.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
Behind what Johnny was on that side. He said, let's
set up the fight, which I after I thought it
was kind of weird when you just butted in and
said I slapped the shadowy you. But once he said like,
let's actually set the fight up, I was like, I
respect it. I mean you're not just tweeting.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
I mean listen for the for the right, for the
right for the right pay there. I mean, we know
Gilly ain't ducking it. No, Gill, He'll get in a
ring with Johnny Manziel for the right person. Gill. Yeah,
you know what I'm saying, barstools, But he can't throw
his own boxing event, Kenny, Like, is that like kind
of inside trader?

Speaker 2 (30:05):
Literally every Mayweather fight was money money Boy Productions or
whatever the shit was. He was paying his opponent. That's
how that's how ill Floyd made with it was as
a businessman, like he was paying his opponent. They got
their checking win or lose, well all losses because he's
underfeed of but from Floyd Mayweather LLC.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
Like I seen when the documentary come out some years
they'd be like some niggas took the fall for that checond.
I'm just saying you get when you when you are
promoting the fight and paying the fighter, you leave room
for that speculation for them to be like, yo, you
was paying these fighters, like, how we know he wasn't
paying them to lose. I'm just saying, you leave room
for that speculation.

Speaker 2 (30:43):
We're also doing what Floyd probably the best defensive boxer.

Speaker 1 (30:46):
Ever, without a doubt, without a doubt. I'm just saying
it wouldn't surprise me if ten years from now we
get a documentary where one of the fighters that he
fought come out and say, yeah, no, you know, they
paid me a little extra to just, you know, take
it easy.

Speaker 2 (30:58):
The only time Zab almost got him, I thought that
was like one of the only fights he was gonna lose.
But other than that, maybe there's one pretty Zab.

Speaker 4 (31:07):
Zab caught him with one, and.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
Zab caught him calling him and Shane Mosley caught him
yeah as well. Shane caught him with one of the cleanup,
clean up punches I think they.

Speaker 2 (31:16):
Were, and Ricky had in a few rounds kind of
looked like it may go the other way, but I
don't know.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
I many Manny caught him with some clean ones too.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
Yeah, he didn't fight Manny when Nanny was Manny Noah.

Speaker 5 (31:27):
I mean, well, you know that's what.

Speaker 2 (31:29):
Manny had been laid out on the canvas at docu
three times for the documentary.

Speaker 4 (31:33):
The documentary would wait to see.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
Well, yeah, I'm I can't make any sense of this.
I will be ringside if Johnny manziel and Gilly fight, though,
I would definitely go to that fight.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
I think that's gonna be funny to watch. That's just
gonna be funny.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
Yea.

Speaker 4 (31:47):
I bet money on Johnny Manziela and Gilly.

Speaker 2 (31:50):
I would. I would say Gilly.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
Without seeing what Johnny manzil walks in the ring looking like,
like if he's in shape, if he's like.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
How much time?

Speaker 5 (32:00):
Two months?

Speaker 2 (32:01):
Oh, I'm taking Gilly, Okay, But I mean boxing is
an art, like even if you're if you're a world
class fighter, like yeah, this is not the the des
Bryant Kenneth fight. Like in a boxing ring, just you
got to know how to box or you will get
chipped up, like no matter how strong you are two months, Nah,

(32:23):
Gilly been boxing his whole life as yeah.

Speaker 4 (32:25):
Yeah, but Johnny is probably bigger than Gilly.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
We can assume, yes, yeah, yeah, so it's not you know,
he has the advantage there size strength.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
I don't care how toyo, you've never seen an angle
like you.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
Know, I get that, But I'm just saying it's size.

Speaker 2 (32:41):
And let Gilly swing his foot one time and give
Johnny an angle he's never seen.

Speaker 5 (32:45):
That's true.

Speaker 2 (32:47):
I mean, I'm going Gilly.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
I'll watch it though, I'll definitely tune in for that.
I will definitely want to see that.

Speaker 2 (32:51):
And like I watched The Doctor, Johnny was getting thrown
out of house parties, just fucking civilians, small limbs, spitting
in his face. He's get the fuck out of our
house party, and Johnny's just leaving. No Gilly from Philly
though you couldn't do that with Tanner in Ohio.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
Yeah, Well, back to this Jalen Hurts Cam Newton thing. No,
why do people why are people like so upset about that,
like saying that Jalen like that, Gilly said Jalen Uh,
Jalen Hurts is better than Cam. I don't know if
I'm on the side of that. Honestly, I don't know
if Jalen Hurchs is a better quarterback than Cam Newton.

Speaker 2 (33:25):
I don't think it is, but I mean someone said it.
I wouldn't want to slap the ship out.

Speaker 4 (33:28):
Of there now.

Speaker 1 (33:29):
Now, Granted, granted, Jalen Hurts won a super Bowl. But
again that goes to speaks to a better team. You
know that the healthy Cam got to the super Bowl,
didn't win it. But y'all know I forball. I think
Cam Newton is the greatest college football player ever. In

(33:49):
my opinion, I don't think I've ever seen a college
football player better than Cam Newton. Again, him winning that
national championship with Auburn beating Alabama. I still don't know
how he pulled that off with that team he had
versus Alabama.

Speaker 5 (34:02):
Insane.

Speaker 1 (34:04):
He got to the super Bowl, didn't win it, didn't
you know, didn't leave with it with the jewelry.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
But Cam Newton had a great professional career. No he can't.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
But you know what I'm saying, I don't just because
you want it now, you get it. When you win
the Super Bowl as a quarterback, you get to talk
a little, you know, in the locker room with the
other quarterbacks.

Speaker 4 (34:20):
You talk slick. You show that jewelry.

Speaker 5 (34:22):
It's a different it's.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
A different level jewelry, all right. Derek Fisher incredible point guard.
I don't think he's better than Iverson just because he
has rings. Yeah, but that's not a fair could have
said Mario Thomas, I'm trying to find like that, but
a quality point guard.

Speaker 1 (34:39):
But Cam Newton was League MVP. Everson's been that, Yeah,
Jalen Hurts was Was he League MVP as well?

Speaker 5 (34:48):
Yeah? Yes, League MVP.

Speaker 2 (34:49):
Twice right or just once? They're both great. I just
side with Cam. I really honestly wouldn't be mad at
either side.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
But I don't think Jalen Hurts was a better cour
They're back than Cam Newton. I think that if we
have Cam Newton and Jalen Hurts on the draft board
at the same time, knowing what we know right now,
like who's taking I just seen Cam Newton do more
with less, so I'm gonna have to go with Cam Newton.

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Speaker 2 (36:23):
Okay, who do you think is better? DJ Quicker Doctor
Dre Black thought, jay Z, this has been a wild
week like quiets kept. Because we had so much fun
this weekend, we didn't discuss how insane the internet has
been in the last five, six, seven days.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
I will say this I with in regards to the
DJ Quick Doctor Dre thing, because I did see somebody
tweeted the auto dialogue pace tweeted DJ Quick reacts and
agrees with a fan who says he's legendary producer everyone
thinks doctor dre Is. So somebody says DJ Quick is
actually who everyone thinks Doctor dre Is, and Quick respondent

(36:59):
with at least someone had the balls to say it.

Speaker 2 (37:02):
I thought Quick and dre weren't a good place now.
I know there's been some ups and downs, but I
thought everything was all good.

Speaker 4 (37:09):
Now you can still be in a good place.

Speaker 1 (37:10):
And just when somebody says something that I think a
lot of the industry, a lot of artists, a lot
of other producers have known to be true.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
But just like on Twitter, yeah, but I felt like like,
you don't do that unless you like dislike that person.
It wasn't like in an interview where something we were
having a healthy music debaate and Quick was like, yo,
I don't think I get my problem because DJ Quick
is a legend and the reason why the way sound
sounds the way.

Speaker 1 (37:31):
It's incredibly underrated.

Speaker 4 (37:33):
Yeah, incredibly underrated.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
So I think someone has the balls to say it.
Part was kind of like, Okay, so you've been waiting
for somebody to say that.

Speaker 4 (37:44):
That's what it feels like. That's what it reads as.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
Okay, you've been waiting for somebody to finally say what
a lot of people behind the scenes have been saying
for years and have had conversations about when you say better. Okay,
Doctor Dre probably is credited with more hit records, right, well,
more classic albums, But then you get to the conversation

(38:09):
of how much of that is credited to Dre.

Speaker 4 (38:13):
Yeah, he actually did.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
Versus Quick, I told your funny story Hop always says
about DJ Quick is He's the only guy I've ever
been in the studio with who I've seen touch every
knob on the soundboard, literally touched every single Now yeah, yeah,
you've been in a studio. Do you know how many knobs,
Hop said, Yo, I was in the studio Quick, he

(38:36):
touched every knob on the soundboard.

Speaker 5 (38:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (38:39):
I have been in studios where full orchestras were playing
and every single line nob was attached to every single
instrument and they were still only using one or two exactly.
They didn't need the other seventeen above it like right,
it made beautiful lights.

Speaker 1 (38:52):
Yeah, but you like but to see somebody, I mean,
I think that Quick probably is alluding to, you know,
people say, doctor Dre has a lot of ghost producer,
a lot of things he hasn't produced but has his
name on. It's just him having some younger, hungry guys
in the studio and then you know, they just want
to work and get paid for it. They don't care
if they get credited for it. That's been to talk
for some years.

Speaker 2 (39:12):
I hear my thing though, Like, all right, yes, doctor
Dre has definitely collabsed with other producers. Sure still Dre's
one of my favorite Dre beats, But that's Scott Storch
on the piano. But like, I don't think that's a
bad thing. Dre has proven that he is a legend
by himself as well. So I always find that those
types of stats when you're having these debates kind of weird, Like, so,

(39:33):
what was Dre's supposed to do? You shouldn't grow his
sound and like work with other people. Dre has proven
to you he can do this by himself. Yeah, now
the rapper conversation, I'm not even having that one. This
is a strictly production.

Speaker 5 (39:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (39:44):
Now, would Dre's sound be the same if DJ quick
never existed? That's a conversation I think, m hm, that
could be had here and is should be credited to
DJ Quick. I don't think we get the Dre sound
without DJ Quick setting the tone of what the West
Coast sound what yeah at the time, now better not.

(40:05):
Dre's just had a longer career with with bigger artists
like unfortunately. That is also a stat to me as well.
Absolutely like global fucking music like no, I'm sorry, Drey
is better, but I don't think he's Dre without Quick.

Speaker 1 (40:18):
I think you definitely need DJ Quick in order to
have a doctor Dre. I think you know, people who
don't know DJ Quick, don't know his work, don't know
what he's done in the industry.

Speaker 4 (40:31):
Please go do your homework on him.

Speaker 1 (40:33):
You'll probably will be very surprised to notice some of
your favorite songs he produced. Now, when you say better,
I think that's that comes down to taste. If we
go with what you what you prefer, things like that,
Like you know, that's that's for people to always argue,
like I can't tell you what you're supposed to like,
But I'm just going from a you know, just just

(40:55):
a producer's standpoint. I do feel like DJ Quick is
definitely underrated as a producer Yeah, he doesn't get he
doesn't get talked about enough when we start talk about
legendary producers in hip hop, in music, we don't talk
about DJ quick enough. So I do understand, you know
why he may feel away because he kind of gets
overlooked a lot, not kind of, he gets overlooked a

(41:16):
lot when it comes to conversations in the culture about
the greatest producers of all time. DJ quick Name needs
to be in those conversations a lot more.

Speaker 2 (41:24):
Yeah, Like, I mean, do I think Premiere would say
Marty Moore probably like inspired him, Sure, but I think
Freame's better. Yeah, but Marley is still a legend and
having streams wouldn't sound the same if it wasn't very
Like He's just like the genesis of the whole thing,
so you have to give him that credit. But I mean,

(41:45):
Drake took it to a way different level from R
and B to pop to hip hop, like it's doctor Dre. Yeah, Like,
I don't really know what to tell you now. In
the same breath, will I am was he promoted? What
is what I am doing?

Speaker 1 (42:03):
I don't know, man, I I'm just always laughed. Whenever
people find a way to mention Jay Z's name like
Jabi and this is how you know. And sometimes you
just got to step back and just look at the
common fact. And a lot of these conversations and debates,
there's a reason why they always go to Jay's name.
I think it's because we all know that, Yes, jay

(42:23):
Z is the greatest rapper of all time. Anytime you
start talking about who's better than who, they're always going
to say some some somebody's better than jay Z because
jay Z is the bar we all think. We all
know that, whether you want to recognize that or not.
I mean, Jay Z is the greatest rapper of all time.
You can have your you can have your preference on
who you like. And Black Thought is amazing. But to say,

(42:46):
for will I Am to say that Black Thought is
a trillion times better rapper than jay Z, I mean,
come on, will I Am, Like, I get it, Black
Thought as he's on our Alien list, incredible MC, incredible rapper.
Jay is is I'm sure is a huge fan of
Black Thought, has worked with him before, Like you know,

(43:06):
he has respect, a ton of respect for him. But
when you say a trillion times like that's just now
you're just you know, that's when it because you can
say I think Black Thought is a better rapping than
Jay Z, and I don't think that that stings as
much as he's a trillion times better. Right.

Speaker 4 (43:20):
That's like sounding like Jay is what, he's a dog
shit rapper.

Speaker 2 (43:23):
I'm like the funniest part of his statement was when
he's like, don't get me wrong, Jay is dope, Like, oh, thanks, thanks,
Like we needed.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
That confirmation, Like, Okay, glad you said it.

Speaker 2 (43:33):
I know I think Jay Z is dope. Yeah, but
he's trillion times worse than fucking Black Thought. Right, how
do you gage with them? His top five rappers rock him,
Big Daddy, Kane, Karris, one nos, Black Thought, and I'm
mad at this list?

Speaker 5 (43:46):
Whatsoever?

Speaker 2 (43:46):
That's your preference, Jay? So we're just talkingperty rap. I
still think Jay and Black Thought are comparable there, But
are we adding in all the other factors to Black
Thought does have hits, I'm not saying he doesn't. That
was callback to I.

Speaker 4 (44:00):
Got it, I got it. I got what you was
doing there.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
What are we talking about again? Preference and taste is
all you know, That's who you are.

Speaker 4 (44:08):
I'm not you know.

Speaker 1 (44:08):
Will I am is A is A is a legendary
musician artist. You know what I'm saying, Like, he knows
what he likes. He knows a lot more about music
than I probably do. So I'm not arguing his teach
he does. Yeah, I'm not arguing his taste level.

Speaker 2 (44:21):
But then anyone in this room combined, Yeah, I'm not
arguing Will I AM's taste level.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
It's just the trillion times better that I'm just like that.
Just you you got to understand how that just smells
and feels like disrespect to jay Z.

Speaker 2 (44:38):
And let's not act like all of us haven't held
a bit of resentment towards Will I Am for the
last fifteen years. There was a time he was quietly
ruining music. I think he's a legendary producer. I think
he's an incredible musician. I think he's he's one of
the ones Lamar generation. But when he started doing that

(44:58):
watered down electronic pop music with Black Eyed Peas, I
mean I resented him the same way I resented Nori
for Regazzon, like you were so good, and like now
now I have this that's just spilling over into every
genre of music. I don't even think we get to
the Ron Browse era without Will I am making pop

(45:20):
music sound that awfully electronic. That was like when they
were doing Let's get retarded in Here. Is when I
think music took a shift, pop music specifically, and had
to get saved around twenty ten. It was so fucking bad.
I'm not saying what the Black Eyed Peas was doing bad,
the result of everyone trying to copy that awful sound.

(45:41):
Oh my god, pop was so fun.

Speaker 4 (45:43):
I mean, he gave us one of the greatest New
Year songs ever.

Speaker 5 (45:45):
Though.

Speaker 1 (45:46):
I got a feeling that's a night it's gonna be good.
Not You can't bring in a new year without turning
that on. It's not even a new year if you
don't listen to that.

Speaker 2 (45:56):
I'd probably leave that party, probably through the balcony exit
taking the window. If that were to play at that
would probably be sorry, this was my last time.

Speaker 4 (46:11):
I'll take the window.

Speaker 2 (46:13):
I mean, it's gonna sound like hater ship because the
Black Eyed Peas are legendary and they have a great catalog. Yeah,
but you got to question it when he got then
he had h that song with him and Nikki. It
was just getting to a weird place with will I
am that one the futuristic anytime an artist tries to
do their space futuristic phase is usually when I check out. Yeah,

(46:35):
and all of our our favorite producers have probably tried that.

Speaker 1 (46:39):
Will I Am, you can't say that Black Thought is
a trillion times better rapping than jay Z. You can't
say that. That's just disrespectful. That's that's definitely that was
intended with disrespect.

Speaker 4 (46:51):
And he knows that.

Speaker 1 (46:51):
You can't say a trillion times you can't, that's just disrespectful.

Speaker 2 (46:55):
Is there? Do we think there's something there?

Speaker 5 (46:58):
Well? Will I Am and jay Z?

Speaker 1 (47:00):
Yeah, it seems like it's something there with get something there.
Jay Z has ruined everybody's lives as far as everybody
is concerned, Like jay Z is the reason why everybody
either doesn't have a platinum record, either doesn't have a
successful relationship, either doesn't have a successful sports franchise, like

(47:23):
jay Z is the reason behind everyone's failures.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
So it seems if you let people tell it, there's
got to be something. Did he sign Fergie or something?

Speaker 5 (47:32):
No?

Speaker 4 (47:33):
No, But then again, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (47:35):
Maybe it could just be his opinion.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
No, no, but but your opinion. You can't say a
trillion times better people. Yeah, but that's disrespect. You can't
you can't do that when it comes to Jay Z
as the rapper. You can't disrespect Jay like that.

Speaker 2 (47:47):
We've all been podcasting and doing media long enough to
know when somebody says something, there's something that we don't
know that's attached to it. Yeah, Like you don't just
say that, there's gotta be some history show there's something
that nobody knows. It was maybe only them to know.
Maybe j passed on a record that there has to
be something. Yeah, he said he was going to do

(48:08):
a feature, didn't do it. There's always something, I promise.

Speaker 1 (48:12):
There's always something behind the words that people say.

Speaker 2 (48:16):
And I totally get why people always say, I'm sure
everything always has to do with a woman. That's usually
why men beef. You're not wrong, but there are also
fragile male ego shit Like you said he was going
to do a feature for me and then you didn't.
And I didn't even look into what was going on
in your life, like maybe he had a death in
the family, but you just holding on a resentment because
you just think this person played you.

Speaker 4 (48:36):
Yeah, I could see that either way.

Speaker 1 (48:39):
I mean, I like black thought, well, I love black
daughter as a rap in the MC one of my
favorites for sure, but obviously to me and to many others,
I think it is clear that jay Z is the
greatest rap of all time.

Speaker 2 (48:50):
I mean, I'm listening. I'm just happy that Jay did
pass on any electronic feature in the mid two thousands
with Black Eyed Peas me too, and we got it
with Hot Toddy. You love that, Sabi.

Speaker 1 (49:06):
He loved that you love Hot Toddy on the load
that ship shipped on the love.

Speaker 2 (49:09):
That's probably why will I am is pissed off because
he went and that he was like, all right, man,
you could.

Speaker 3 (49:13):
Have done this.

Speaker 4 (49:13):
Could you could have gave me a verse?

Speaker 5 (49:15):
For sure?

Speaker 2 (49:16):
That's funny. Well, also and other insane ship that's been
happening the last few days. I walked into the studio
and josh Impage in for me that Jason Lee and
Tiffany Hatters had a baby. So congrats is to them.
I think that's amazing.

Speaker 4 (49:33):
Jason Lee Tiffany Hattters did not have no baby.

Speaker 2 (49:36):
Man. But what's going on with the simulation that's JA.
This is a first of all, this is AI that
it looks to me, this is this is AI.

Speaker 1 (49:45):
Even if it's not his AI. But no, Tiffany Hattish
did not have a baby with Jason.

Speaker 2 (49:51):
Okay, all right, then I want to know who AI did,
Like where where did you get that in your head?

Speaker 1 (49:56):
No? I think this is just Jason Lee, you know,
knowing how the internet works, and just ran into Tiffany
and her baby and just you know, took a picture
and just you know the people.

Speaker 4 (50:07):
Did did either one of them say that or did
people just.

Speaker 2 (50:09):
It's a collab post from both of their accounts.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
Oh Jason Lee and he said cats out the bag. Oh,
this is Jason Lee knows how to play with the internet.
Of course he's not saying they have a baby. He
just had the cats out the bag like that's all
he said.

Speaker 2 (50:21):
But I mean, I don't know what it could It
could be true.

Speaker 5 (50:27):
Yeah, they wear Mike.

Speaker 1 (50:27):
She she they probably probably had an interview with her.
Is Tiffany and common still together? That was the first
thing I said. I thought they like, well, first we
need to understand find out if that's too But that's
that's the bottom line, is Jason Lee and Tiffany had.

Speaker 4 (50:42):
Did not have a baby.

Speaker 2 (50:43):
But why is that so crazy to say? I could
see it. He's into politics. Now, nuclear family looks good
on the campaign trail, so does the gay family.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
Gay family probably looks better on the trail now than
the nuclear family.

Speaker 2 (50:56):
But you could brady bunch of this and get check
every box.

Speaker 5 (51:00):
Yeah that's true.

Speaker 2 (51:02):
Bring Common back.

Speaker 1 (51:03):
She's not with Common. They're not dating anymore. Okay, So
he was room for them. You would not root them
for Tiffy something.

Speaker 2 (51:10):
I thought about it, Like, you could completely post a
picture so I know, I couldn't sleep.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
I couldn't sleep until I knew they were together or not.
But yeah, no, this is jaconally just having fun with
the internet.

Speaker 2 (51:22):
No, but you've never had like a pregnancy pact with
a girl before, like when you were younger. Yeah, there was,
there was a girl in like my early twenties. We're
both like, yo, if we're thirty five and both single, Like,
you know, I'm nutting a cup and we'll just be
cool parents.

Speaker 4 (51:37):
Nutting the cups kind of like a pup cup at Starbucks.

Speaker 5 (51:39):
Same thing.

Speaker 2 (51:41):
Oh what I imagine said, it's the same thing, the
same thing. It's not to say they.

Speaker 4 (51:47):
Go crazy over it.

Speaker 1 (51:49):
Dogs know that's they just dogs licking dogs. Know where
you pull in the Starbucks they know, they just know
where they're at.

Speaker 2 (51:55):
So if I went to the clinic basically would lose
her mind. Oh no, and it's like, oh this is
just like Starbucks.

Speaker 4 (52:01):
She she want to leave the clinic. Yeah, I don't think.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
I don't think that. Jason Lee and Tiffany I just
had a baby. No, actually I know they didn't.

Speaker 2 (52:09):
This is just tell me about your pregnancy pack. Well,
I'm still cool with the girl. We had a pregnancy pack,
but she has a boyfriend.

Speaker 1 (52:16):
Though I had a pregnancy pack, I ain't gonna lie.
I have probably about non pregnancy packs.

Speaker 2 (52:21):
Oh he was one of them.

Speaker 4 (52:21):
I oh, like non babies.

Speaker 5 (52:22):
I ain't gonna lie. I definitely owe non.

Speaker 2 (52:24):
Kids when they come back to the day.

Speaker 1 (52:26):
No, no, some of them, some of them have have had
had like kids already. But like it's probably like four
that are like probably quietly still waiting, but don't want
to tell me.

Speaker 4 (52:36):
Yeah, but it's not gonna happen you. I could have
a baby.

Speaker 2 (52:38):
I mean it's I mean it's too late for me
now because I feel like having a child. I was
about to say, the real way, having a child, the
real way, the way God intended. I feel like then
you can't.

Speaker 1 (52:53):
God didn't intend for people to have babies like this, Like.

Speaker 2 (52:56):
After having a child, I would feel very awkward, like
just nutting in a cup to get to a friend
because we said that, we agreed to that.

Speaker 4 (53:04):
Is that how you was gonna do it. You wasn't
gonna have sex with her.

Speaker 2 (53:07):
No, there was a friend pregnancy pack.

Speaker 4 (53:09):
Yeah, but she got to have sex with your friend.

Speaker 2 (53:12):
Oh, I didn't think of it that way. You didn't
think of it. I should, I should text.

Speaker 1 (53:21):
And you know what's crazy, I know somebody text you
when you actually had a baby.

Speaker 5 (53:24):
It was like you lied.

Speaker 4 (53:25):
No, No, somebody one of your pregnancy packs definitely text
me like you lied.

Speaker 2 (53:31):
My loose sense of life for well tied up by
the time Tomorrow was born, thank God, because I'm sure
there's plenty of people is that when they announce their
pregnancy to the world, don't have everything tied up and
they're at the hospital getting crazy text messages.

Speaker 4 (53:47):
But all jokes are side. What if this is real?

Speaker 2 (53:49):
Though?

Speaker 1 (53:50):
Like what if Jason Lee Tivity Hads did really have
a baby together. I hope you don't hope that they
had a baby together.

Speaker 6 (53:56):
No, I wasn't gonna say that I said, I was
gonna hope. I hope that, you know, everything works out.
I guess they're doing it as friends. I hope everything
works out. I know that can be a messy situation
if it goes wrong.

Speaker 5 (54:08):
Let me tell you something.

Speaker 1 (54:09):
If Jason Lee and Tiffany had his being positive, bro,
what the simulation is fucking glitching? Like as people doing
shit that just ain't supposed to be done at this point.

Speaker 2 (54:19):
Okay, I mean it's respectfully, how old is Tiffany. Tiffany's
getting up there, up there with with age where you
have to get to You're not old for the earth,
but you know for childbirths. Christ yeah, sometimes forty five? Yeah,
you know. And Jason Lee is gay, but I'm sure
still wants kids like this. That would make total sense
to me. How many kids hate?

Speaker 5 (54:43):
When you make sense? Man?

Speaker 2 (54:44):
Common is in fun. Anytime I see comedy is like
breakdancing or freestyle in New Orleans. Like, yeah, maybe Tiffany
had ultimatum like I need a baby or we're done,
and then she went to Jason Lee to cry on
his shoulder because that's a friend, and he was like, well, yo,
Like I don't like vagina, so I can't like have

(55:05):
a kid, So how about you just take my my sperm.

Speaker 4 (55:08):
I don't see Jason Lee doing that.

Speaker 2 (55:10):
I I do.

Speaker 5 (55:11):
I see Jason Lee doing it for sure.

Speaker 2 (55:14):
And really and the kid's name is probably Beyonce.

Speaker 5 (55:18):
Now Rihanna.

Speaker 1 (55:20):
Yeah, I don't see Jason Lee doing that. I'm on
the side that this is just Jason Lee fucking with
the internet. I don't think this is real, not saying
it can't be, not saying to day again didn't make
a pregnancy pack, and their friends and this that and
the third like I get all of that.

Speaker 5 (55:33):
I just don't.

Speaker 1 (55:34):
I think this is more just Jason Lee just fucking
around the internet.

Speaker 2 (55:38):
Jamais, do you have someone in your life that would
be good for a pregnancy pack if it were to
get there? Who's who's your tallest friend? We got to
think we have to think jeans here. Sidney Sweeney told
me that you have to have good gens.

Speaker 6 (55:55):
I don't even I don't even think I have any
tall friends. I'm not gonna lie, I don't even have
any tall friends. I made pregnancy packs.

Speaker 2 (56:03):
Before, though for serious ones are like just were just
talking and talking.

Speaker 6 (56:07):
Yeah, me and one of my old homeboys, said that
we would have like adopted child if we never ended
up having one.

Speaker 1 (56:13):
That's not a pregnancy pregnancy pack.

Speaker 5 (56:15):
Somebody pregnant. What's that had to be me talking?

Speaker 2 (56:19):
But I do, I do walking by the hospital they're pregnant.

Speaker 5 (56:22):
I have made a pregnancy pack with one of one
of my homeboys. So to adopt or actually have a kid,
you have to have a kid. I think we have
like five years left on it. That shit expire in
five years.

Speaker 6 (56:38):
Yeah, so in five years, if we're not in relationships
where we feel like we will be having a kid soon,
then we'll just have a kid with each other.

Speaker 5 (56:46):
Okay, I respect that.

Speaker 2 (56:48):
Are you guys gonna fuck or is it coming a
cup cup? Okay? See, I told you that's I'm not
weird for not wanting to fuck my friend to get
a pregnant. It's how all packs work, because.

Speaker 1 (56:59):
At this point, right, that's not how all packed because
if he is lying, just want you to know that.

Speaker 2 (57:04):
She just feel like, if y'all, if you be down
to fuck me in ten years, we might as well
just fuck right now. That's why I find that odds Like,
if we weren't already fucking, I assume that I'm just
gonna come in a cup. Yeah, because if you're schedule
to find me in ten years, just get it out
the way now, Yeah.

Speaker 6 (57:19):
Like, why is our first time fucking we're trying to
like conceive for like an Rory's standpoint.

Speaker 1 (57:24):
Yeah, but I mean if you making a pregnancy pack,
I just think that, you know, if y'all both are
healthy and able to have kids like you would have
and of course.

Speaker 2 (57:33):
All right, just all right, we stumbled on the topic here.
All right, let's say y'all never had sex, but you
want to do it in the way good white Christians
think you should do it. What's that sex? Like, are
you just putting your dick in and like want to
come or are you like trying to show out before
I get her? Presant?

Speaker 4 (57:52):
You slam me, you putting her through the mattress, But.

Speaker 2 (57:54):
It's supposed to just be for her to get pregnant,
like we not.

Speaker 6 (57:57):
Yeah, yeah, but I want I want my kid to
come from like a good story, Like I don't want
like my kids to come from like some mid sex
that pissed me off.

Speaker 5 (58:06):
Like now you're a mid nigga.

Speaker 4 (58:09):
That's not how that it doesn't transfer.

Speaker 5 (58:10):
Mid ass kid, like, I don't want that.

Speaker 2 (58:13):
So you feel like your past was blowing your mom's
back out when you was born. You cool, I mean,
because I think you're logic.

Speaker 6 (58:22):
No, No, they went crazy fireworks.

Speaker 5 (58:25):
They told me.

Speaker 6 (58:25):
My parents told me how I got conceived, though I
actually got conceived on the fourth of July in the
shower after a hot.

Speaker 2 (58:31):
Day, definitely mid sex.

Speaker 5 (58:34):
Just because you don't got that talent. Don't mean anybody else, don't.

Speaker 2 (58:37):
I hate shower sex ultra July in the shower.

Speaker 5 (58:40):
It was a really hot day. Okay.

Speaker 1 (58:44):
I got to ask my mom. I was like, I've
never had that conversation.

Speaker 2 (58:47):
You don't need to going to change much.

Speaker 6 (58:49):
Well, you don't got to give me like, don't give
me like positions, but like you can say like, hey,
this day, it was this day, this is what was
going on.

Speaker 2 (58:57):
Okay, Well, I mean you there's only so many shower
sex positions, so you probably thank you narrowed.

Speaker 6 (59:04):
That wasn't trying to narrow it down. Thank you so much. Yeah,
moving forward, Amara was missionary. That's why baby smells so good.

Speaker 5 (59:13):
She was born.

Speaker 2 (59:13):
She was created in the shower, so I alway smells
like lavender.

Speaker 4 (59:17):
Yeah, I get it.

Speaker 1 (59:17):
Now it makes it makes sense why you always smell
good baby? Okay, she was conceived that the shower lotion
is double all over in the DNA.

Speaker 5 (59:25):
I get it.

Speaker 2 (59:26):
It's brady and skinny and a lot of people.

Speaker 5 (59:29):
A lot of these niggas was conceived in the subway.

Speaker 4 (59:31):
Because some of these niggas were conceived in a fucking hallway.

Speaker 2 (59:35):
That's yeah.

Speaker 1 (59:38):
I was in the Tampa hotel. So whom i'd have said, Oh,
there's ten your skin lovely?

Speaker 2 (59:43):
No, no, no, Amara was conceived in a Tampa hotel. I
don't know how I was conceived.

Speaker 5 (59:48):
I didn't know.

Speaker 2 (59:49):
I didn't even know my parents liked each other. Was like,
how did y'all even I can't even you know. I
came like later and y'all like y'all known each other,
But like, what the fuck?

Speaker 4 (01:00:03):
That is funny?

Speaker 3 (01:00:04):
Man?

Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
Yeah, the thought of having my parents having sex doesn't
gross me out. It's just like I can't see it. Yeah,
no way they'd even be in the same room together.

Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
It's funny when you think your parents absolutely hate each other.
Just like, how did I happen? Like how did I happen?

Speaker 2 (01:00:24):
Like? At what time was this good? What year did.

Speaker 1 (01:00:28):
Y'all like each other, like in order to have me.
What year was that and what did that look like?
Because right now y'all absolutely hate each other.

Speaker 2 (01:00:35):
I mean it was at the tail end of the
eighties coke, you know, because I'm ninety. Yeah, so I
think I think once they like tried to sober up,
it was just we we liked each other because because
the powder.

Speaker 5 (01:00:48):
Post powder cleared crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:00:50):
It was the powder that brought us together.

Speaker 2 (01:00:53):
Yeah, you know my mom might be sober when she
was pregnant. Yeah, she started to get a clear mind
of like, well, yes, I think it's odd that the
pregnancy pack you would dog her out, like having for
play before your pregnancy pack. Pregnancy to me is just funny.
It's like you're heres to just create.

Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
Yeah, it's kind of awkward. It's kind of look how
we're saying this is awkward. That's what sex is supposed
to be for. It's supposed to be to create life.
And we're like, Yo, that's awkward that y'are trying to
have a baby.

Speaker 5 (01:01:19):
That's crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:01:21):
I mean, how many times do you think it would take?
Because then if you go that route, now you got
to keep fucking your friend. Yeah, because as easy as
it is to get pregnant, it is also very difficult
to get pregnant. You the think of that bitious boyfriend's
worry about me?

Speaker 5 (01:01:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:01:37):
Why because look how you think? You like, Yeah, you
gotta keep fucking your friend, that's your friend.

Speaker 1 (01:01:41):
But if we having a baby, like and she got
to be trying to have a baby, I'm trying to
get up pregnant, Like we got to keep having sex
until she's pregnant. Why would somebody This is my friend
that I made a pack with, Like, she's not in
a relationship with somebody else and I'm doing that. Like
me and my friend made a pack years ago. Now
we're making good on the pack. We're trying to have

(01:02:02):
a baby.

Speaker 6 (01:02:03):
How would you feel if your girlfriend told you that
she had a pregnancy pack with somebody?

Speaker 4 (01:02:07):
Go be with him?

Speaker 5 (01:02:11):
You with me?

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
For you got to pack with somebody else that you've.

Speaker 2 (01:02:14):
Broken nine packs before but they were not serious whatsoever?
Why would that bother you? No?

Speaker 1 (01:02:20):
But that the pack is if we're not with anybody
at this age and then life we don't have any kids,
will we have one together?

Speaker 5 (01:02:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:02:27):
The pregnancy pack is actually more for the desperation of
I just get along with this person and I want
to have like.

Speaker 5 (01:02:32):
Yeah, it's a good person.

Speaker 2 (01:02:33):
I think that doesn't mean if you're girl, Like if
your girl had one of those, but now she's with you,
she's with somebody she wants to eight fuck and then
have kids with. Yeah, so why would you weird if
she had any pack with somebody else?

Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
It was just like, yo, you told somebody like that,
because the pussy's gonna lay away at that point, right
Like he like your friend is somewhere hoping we don't
work out. That's what the prenia.

Speaker 2 (01:02:56):
Actively searching for a woman for him.

Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
To have kids, and he hoping you don't work out,
so he could hit that.

Speaker 5 (01:03:03):
That's terrible.

Speaker 2 (01:03:04):
I can honestly say in the pregnancy pack that we
were fake serious about the energy of that was not
hoping it worked out. We were no dude, We were
hoping that we would never be in that situation. But
we were feel like he.

Speaker 1 (01:03:17):
Had a real like if you have a pregnancy pack
with somebody, demarus, you've thought about having sex with that.

Speaker 6 (01:03:22):
Person before the person that I originally met, the first
person I made my pregnancy pack would know we had
never considered it. We just were like young and just
like yo, we not find in love like we want
kids eventually fuck it like we just gonna So.

Speaker 1 (01:03:35):
Wait, you made a pregnancy pack with somebody that you're
not attracted to, and you never thought about having sex?

Speaker 6 (01:03:39):
No, because we were going to either adopt or like
do like surrogacy.

Speaker 4 (01:03:43):
So you're not attracted to the person you have a
pregnancy pack.

Speaker 5 (01:03:46):
No, the current one I have one with. I mean
he cool.

Speaker 4 (01:03:49):
I don't think y'all cappen.

Speaker 2 (01:03:51):
Oh No, I would have fucked that girl. This is
what I'm saying. Of course you would have. Well, I
mean obviously, if I'm doing a pregnancy pack outside of
us being friends and cool, I want good jeans. I'm
gonna find somebody. Yeah she was attractive, she's telling Yeah. Yeah,
that's what I'm saying. So you thought of breathing has
a career, right.

Speaker 1 (01:04:11):
So I thought about the thought of having sex with
have has a.

Speaker 2 (01:04:13):
Yeah, but we was cool. But I definitely found her
attractive and had the opportunity better, I probably would have
been That's all I'm saying, Like you would you would?

Speaker 1 (01:04:20):
You would?

Speaker 4 (01:04:20):
So my if my current girlfriend says.

Speaker 2 (01:04:22):
She has a pregnancy, I didn't make a pregnancy pact
because she wasn't letting me hit and in ten years
maybe I can't.

Speaker 1 (01:04:28):
No, no, no, no, no, no, that's to me.

Speaker 2 (01:04:31):
I was thinking coming in, that's not.

Speaker 1 (01:04:33):
What Yeah, yeah, that's not That's not what I was
trying to say. I wasn't trying to say that he
was hoping like to be locked up. If that's because
that waiting on that, it's crazy. No, I'm long game, man.

Speaker 4 (01:04:45):
No no, no, no, I knew you were to say that.

Speaker 2 (01:04:46):
That's and just doing that to beat once is even sicker.
Now you gotta you gotta get You did all that
just to funk once?

Speaker 5 (01:04:52):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (01:04:53):
Anyways, that's how you end up throwing dodos on w
NBA courts. Yo, what's up with this? Man?

Speaker 5 (01:04:59):
So we back to the w NBA looking at me
every time?

Speaker 1 (01:05:03):
You just don't because I don't know if this is
just some random white I think the w n B
A is behind this, this dildo gate.

Speaker 2 (01:05:10):
I don't the first one, I don't think so, but
everyone after that, I think the I think they've leaned
into this for sure.

Speaker 1 (01:05:16):
I think they they're planning the dildo in the arena
under somebody's seat, It's kind of like when you go
to concert and if I stand up, check out your
seat right now, and it's.

Speaker 2 (01:05:24):
Like tickets to a yeah the past challenge or whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:05:28):
People stand up. W BA game is a dildo under
a random seat. You know what to do with the
long green dildo?

Speaker 4 (01:05:33):
You gotta throw it?

Speaker 5 (01:05:35):
Have they all been lime green?

Speaker 4 (01:05:36):
The last one was lime green?

Speaker 5 (01:05:38):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:05:38):
So now this is Josh said, there's bets online where
then now they are trying to guess the color of
the next dildo that somebody is going to throw.

Speaker 5 (01:05:46):
On the w NBA floor.

Speaker 2 (01:05:47):
Okay, now we're getting into legal gambling that I can
also manipulate. When is the next WNBA game. I'll go
buy a purple dildo right now and go bet on
that and throw it myself exactly that I can just
go to the game and throw one.

Speaker 1 (01:06:01):
Well, black brown is at plus two hundred, rainbow is
at plus two hundred, White Caucasian is at plus two fifty.

Speaker 2 (01:06:07):
Calling a dildo caucasian, it's very funny to pink.

Speaker 1 (01:06:10):
Is because what is pink and white Caucasian. Pink is
at a plus three hundred, Purple is at a plus
three twenty five, and blue is at a plus fourteen
hundred The Liberty play tomorrow. What do we doing the game?
All right, baby, you can put it on, baby d
because they can't pat you down. So you put the
dildo on. I'll throw put the strap on on. We

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walk into the arena, go to the bathroom, take it off,
bring it back to the seat. We cash out there.
It is you down?

Speaker 5 (01:06:39):
No see, So how dare I?

Speaker 2 (01:06:43):
Like? Yo? Why you put the stretch? What's out? West Taylor?
Col Taylor, Till col Taylor. She's down? Just say you're
not a hustler. You could take somebody to water, but like,
can't make them think, can't make them think like we
trying to show you the way like this. This could
be our scheme.

Speaker 4 (01:07:02):
The w NBA is behind this. I don't care what
none of y'all said.

Speaker 1 (01:07:05):
Okay, yeah, I'm definitely placing the bed.

Speaker 4 (01:07:08):
I'm gonna go purple. I'm gonna go purple.

Speaker 2 (01:07:11):
I'm going to eighth a half right after this, and
then then then I'm going to the garden And I
promise you Maul will be correct, but purple. You know, yo,
w I might sign that ship new moream all. Yo.

Speaker 1 (01:07:25):
The w NBA is definitely behind this. I don't care
what none of y'all say. The commissions trying to shake
things up. I mean, why not, fuck it? Fans come
to the game and just see if the dido's gonna
hit the court tonight. Sell some tickets, all right?

Speaker 2 (01:07:39):
How much do they have to pay you to be
the one that like picks the dodo up? Because that's
not in anyone's job description when mopping up the floor,
getting the dust off, mopping it, laying down the slip
knot like. Yeah, nowhere in my job does they say
I have to run out here like and then what
they got the the ball boys and the ball like,
what you about to tell one of the kids to

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go grab it? That would technically be the.

Speaker 4 (01:08:00):
Grow They throw a towel over it like it's a fucking.

Speaker 2 (01:08:03):
Time there's something on the court, Like the ball boy
run out.

Speaker 1 (01:08:06):
They do a towel over like it's a dead dead rat.

Speaker 5 (01:08:10):
Sweep it.

Speaker 2 (01:08:11):
Yeah, they sweep, y'all.

Speaker 5 (01:08:12):
I ain't gonna lie.

Speaker 2 (01:08:13):
The wa is behind us. I don't care what y'all say.
Now they boiled? Can you tell the mars?

Speaker 5 (01:08:18):
I don't know. I have no clue.

Speaker 6 (01:08:20):
Why is no one worried about the safety of the players.

Speaker 1 (01:08:24):
Yeah, if a dildo hit a girl in the head,
like coming from like the upper that gutta hurt. That
has to hurt. Yeah, we gotta protect the w NBA players.

Speaker 4 (01:08:33):
Let's not hurt anybody. Wait for a time out?

Speaker 1 (01:08:36):
Was no, didn't The chileader's on the floor at the
time out, so you can't even do it. Then when
it's a good time to throw it, like, how do
you know, Like is that a free throw when everybody's
kind of stationary they're on this side of the floor.

Speaker 2 (01:08:46):
It depends your experience in throwing dildos. Yeah, are you
Lee Harvey Oswalder? You the guy that try to shoot Trump? Like, yeah,
you gotta wait for you gotta wait for a free throw. Yeah,
way for a free throw.

Speaker 1 (01:08:58):
The players are on that side of the floor, you
throw the dildo on the other side of that's it.
Or when your team is like down by like four,
you know you don't have any timeouts.

Speaker 4 (01:09:07):
Left, you throw the dial.

Speaker 1 (01:09:09):
Though you can get like a unofficial time out. The
coach can give you like one defensive play real quick
on the side.

Speaker 4 (01:09:15):
While they get the dialdo off the court.

Speaker 2 (01:09:16):
You got to pick the right on ice and the kicker.

Speaker 1 (01:09:18):
Yeah you gotta that's ice in the strip.

Speaker 2 (01:09:23):
Imagine shooting free throw and a dildo. Land you miss it.
I'm yelling you over like we are on the playground
there over, Like, there's no way I can't get another
free throw when someone throws a fucking dildo? Now was
it duke? Everyone behind the free throw ship that did
this ship and then goes like this.

Speaker 4 (01:09:38):
That was a lot of college teams that did day.

Speaker 2 (01:09:41):
I think some w NBA team should adopt that. Like
if everyone is just shaking two didos like this had
a free throw the ekal like this, No one's making
a free throw? Now are dildos?

Speaker 4 (01:09:52):
Do we know? This is so random?

Speaker 1 (01:09:53):
Are they banned from arenas?

Speaker 2 (01:09:57):
Like are they on the list?

Speaker 6 (01:09:58):
Like, I know, you dead ass, that's why you That's.

Speaker 2 (01:10:00):
Why it's fun. It's just rubber. It's not a weapon.
It's just rubber. You could hurt someone easily with the
dodo though.

Speaker 1 (01:10:06):
Yeah, but I'm just saying, like, if I go to
the garden right now and I have a deal though,
like in my pocket for whatever reason, right yeah, and
you know.

Speaker 2 (01:10:15):
Take it out one's business, but your yeah, you.

Speaker 1 (01:10:16):
Take it out when you go through the metal detective
or you don't have to because it's rubber, so it's
not going to go off, baby d You can have
it on wink wink like. Do you put it in
the little bowl and with your your keys and your
phone and do they keep it there so you can't.

Speaker 4 (01:10:29):
Bring this in?

Speaker 2 (01:10:30):
So all sporting arenas do a policies that prohibit objects
being thrown onto the court or field. And the last
person was arrested two days ago, but they were arrested
for throwing something on the court, not because they had
a deal.

Speaker 1 (01:10:42):
Though, right, so you can get you can probably get
into the arena with the deal though. You just can't
throw it on the floor. You can't throw anything on
the floor. You can't even throw They put pull your
water in a fucking cup.

Speaker 5 (01:10:51):
They don't even let you keep the bottle.

Speaker 2 (01:10:53):
I love how AI like makes everything sound so professional
when you ask stupid questions. While policies may not explicit
the list dildos as a prohibited item, they generally prohibit
items that could be used as projectiles or pose a
safety risk. Therefore, if a dildo is deemed to fit
the criteria, it would be confiscated.

Speaker 1 (01:11:12):
Okay, so now we can't assume that they're not gonna
let allow dildos into the reen anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:11:19):
All right, but how are they monitoring it now, because
I'm sure now there's a new rule that you can't
bring dildos. Three of them have vented up on the court. Yeah,
how are we checking for me?

Speaker 1 (01:11:26):
So I'm saying, women just got to wait to strap on,
strap it on because they can't search the women.

Speaker 4 (01:11:30):
Women just walk through the middle detectors. It's not going
to go off.

Speaker 1 (01:11:32):
Because it's rubber and that'll be the only way to
get it in.

Speaker 4 (01:11:37):
There's a deeper story here, though.

Speaker 6 (01:11:39):
Cabal, you being this invested is really cracking me up.
That's why I'm just over here silently.

Speaker 1 (01:11:44):
This is you have to I would have to assume
that the w NBA has seen some sort of benefit
from this happening, whether it's more people watching, more people
going to the game.

Speaker 5 (01:11:55):
Actually see if.

Speaker 1 (01:11:56):
Somebody's gonna do it, like they've seen an upticking revenue
since the dildo gate happened, That's all I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (01:12:03):
Like, so this is business.

Speaker 1 (01:12:05):
I think somebody then be officers WNB officers like yo,
like listen, man, you know this thing is taking off online.
People are like having beats to see what colors the
next dildo.

Speaker 4 (01:12:16):
This is business at the end of the day.

Speaker 2 (01:12:18):
I'm just trying to find what the exact charges because
they were arrested and prosecuted by local authority. Well just
for throwing something on the floor, I know, but like
I need to see the court like transcript.

Speaker 4 (01:12:30):
I think they have to build on a ziplock bag
at trial.

Speaker 2 (01:12:33):
Like imagine being what's the court appointed lawyers that they
just give you quot point yeah, public public defender. Imagine
like you know, million case loads that day, and then
you just stumble in to this person in the interrogation
room like, wait, I'm defending.

Speaker 1 (01:12:48):
What is this a WNBA athlete tweeting US arena security? Hello,
please do better. It's not funny. Never was funny. Throwing
anything on the court is so dangerous.

Speaker 2 (01:12:58):
Okay, I kind of want to defend security.

Speaker 1 (01:13:00):
And then Sophia cutting him, she says, stop throwing diddles
on the court.

Speaker 5 (01:13:04):
You're going to hurt one of us.

Speaker 2 (01:13:06):
Straight the point, I.

Speaker 1 (01:13:08):
Mean, do they play out? Do they play the anthem
for that? It's raining man? Baby, the I'm sorry, all right,
I'm sorry, yo, listen, protect old.

Speaker 6 (01:13:19):
Way to kill the jokes. That's why I'm just letting
you out, old w NBA player.

Speaker 2 (01:13:24):
I'm here to protect security. That's not in my training.

Speaker 5 (01:13:28):
Yeah I wasn't.

Speaker 2 (01:13:29):
I don't know how to dildo.

Speaker 1 (01:13:32):
I know how to throw alligerent guy out of the Yeah,
I don't know which you want me to be in
too loud cursing did hitting the court was visibly drunk,
like I can see that.

Speaker 2 (01:13:41):
But somebody in the tuck with like a trench and
they just gott like, how am I supposed to defend that?

Speaker 6 (01:13:47):
I think they're more saying like even allowing them to
get it into the arena.

Speaker 5 (01:13:52):
I think that's what they mean.

Speaker 4 (01:13:53):
By that strip.

Speaker 1 (01:13:54):
Well, you got to give us, you know, give give
heavier searches at the UH, at the metal detectors, and
start telling people.

Speaker 5 (01:14:01):
To cough outside of them being pissed.

Speaker 2 (01:14:04):
Women can finally see what it was like to go
to the pediatrician as a child, call guffey nuts and cough.

Speaker 4 (01:14:14):
Just just what they call.

Speaker 2 (01:14:15):
Oh you didn't drop under your sun's dress? First of all,
wearing a sundress being what you wear when you got
a doto on it. It's crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:14:28):
Oh my god, man, this is crazy. The world is
fucking crazy.

Speaker 5 (01:14:32):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:14:32):
That could be a sex crime. No, right, there's kids
and ship there, like it's a sexual object. If you're
if you're getting sex crimes for pissing by a playground
after hours, I feel like you should be in the
sex crime division. If you're throwing dildos at a sporting
event with children.

Speaker 5 (01:14:50):
I see what you're saying.

Speaker 2 (01:14:51):
Yeah, I mean they let Lizzo slide on it, but
I think now we need to.

Speaker 1 (01:14:58):
A friendly event. This is a family, this is a
family of it. People keep your dildos at home, thank
you very much.

Speaker 2 (01:15:06):
Because I know that's what Lizzo is thinking now, like
I got killed for that. Have my ass cheeks out
throw dios now? Yeah, she's the DJ.

Speaker 1 (01:15:12):
Quick if they say we're gonna find out the w
NBA is behind this, so I guarantee you have done it.
I guarantee we find out somebody WNBA officers behind us.

Speaker 2 (01:15:21):
You think like the Caitlyn Clark thing, I know, marketing
when they're fouling her too much, Like our storylines are starting.

Speaker 1 (01:15:26):
Redictable dildos on the court. Absolutely, who's gonna be the
one to take it to the next level though, And
what is that going to be, to take the dildos
to the next level? Yeah, I mean, how do you
take it to the next level. I'm not that innovative,
I'm asking you. I still I'm still on the side
of you know, fuck it, man, throw the dildos. They

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do it at football games. Why not they do that
at football games?

Speaker 5 (01:15:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:15:50):
They got this on the the Lions.

Speaker 1 (01:15:52):
The Buffalo Bill, the Bills. The Bill's been doing this
for years. Worry come on, man, the WNA is late
to That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (01:16:00):
I think the w NBA is behind us.

Speaker 2 (01:16:02):
I hope every wife divorced their husband that threw a
dodo on We got we got bills to pay, we
got kids. You went to a sex store and purchased
a delta and then went to the game and threw it. Yeah,
I'm trying to get our son into privacy and looking
how you're spending your money. What the fuck is wrong
with people? Just run onto the field like a normal

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cycle pan yeah, and get put on a Superman cape
like do that? Do that dodo?

Speaker 5 (01:16:30):
I don't know, I don't get it, man.

Speaker 2 (01:16:32):
What's the sex things to marriage? You would know that.
It's like the.

Speaker 5 (01:16:35):
Machine, oh, like the sex machines.

Speaker 2 (01:16:39):
Yeah, I don't have the deal without the thing, Like
I don't just throw a whole mechanic. Oh yeah, I
don't know what the name is. Yeah, they just pop
up on like the horn.

Speaker 6 (01:16:50):
Y'all want to have like a real conversation about it.
So we just joking, because if we just joking, we
could just joke.

Speaker 5 (01:16:54):
No, what happened? Tell me?

Speaker 2 (01:16:55):
Tell us about the patriarchy and misogyny.

Speaker 3 (01:16:57):
And no I'm not.

Speaker 6 (01:16:58):
I'm saying the w NBA has had a hard time
getting people to take them seriously, and they finally are
getting that, and now this is overshadowing everything.

Speaker 1 (01:17:07):
Well, I mean if you do it in as far
as like how many games there are weekly, there's only
been two dil those thrown, so it's not really that
much of a problem yet.

Speaker 2 (01:17:16):
And does that mean that they're not taking it seriously?
Like my godfather loves the Yankees, but he has slid
into second base during the seventh inning stretch and Buckie
Denk called him an asshole, he still took the organization
seriously when he did something so immature. There's still respect there.
I don't think. I don't think it's a disrespect. I think,

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you know, that's just their way of expressing themselves. The
way Josh springs for wrestlers is probably they're just probably
like big WNBA fans and get so excited they have
a touret syndrome.

Speaker 1 (01:17:50):
Yeah, well, please don't hit any of the WNBA players
with the dildos. If you're gonna throw them, throw them
with caution, throw them with care and with love.

Speaker 5 (01:17:59):
Just just fans being fans.

Speaker 1 (01:18:00):
I don't know if you tell fans to stop being fans.

Speaker 5 (01:18:02):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:18:04):
Drake for the last week, dildos, no coffee cups, and
they just Drake for like I keep seeing videos, but
I thought he wasn't on tour, So that's where I
got confused.

Speaker 5 (01:18:15):
They're throwing coffee.

Speaker 2 (01:18:16):
Maybe it's just a viral thing of a bunch of
videos of people throwing things at Drake over the years. Oh,
but that's that's what I've been seeing listening. Ariy Lennox
went out there with a fucking hockey hummet on. So
if that's what Angel Reese needs to do, I mean,
the game is the game.

Speaker 5 (01:18:31):
Yeah, gotta get out there and do what you gotta.

Speaker 2 (01:18:33):
Do speak your mind. I know we joking, all right,
let's not joke them.

Speaker 5 (01:18:41):
No, it's jokes. This isn't this.

Speaker 1 (01:18:43):
I mean, we don't want to see no players get hurt,
but of course not. How do you stop fans from
doing this? That's like the only you know what I'm saying.
Even security is like, what do you They're gonna be
able to get a dildo into the game.

Speaker 2 (01:18:55):
It's rough.

Speaker 1 (01:18:55):
It's not going to like go off in the middle
of detective So it's like, yeah, somebody went to boof it,
Like what are you gonna Yeah, I'm just saying, you know,
that was my idea. So you can't stop them forgetting in.
But we don't want no players to get hurt, Like seriously,
don't hurt nobody.

Speaker 2 (01:19:10):
All right, But now the security does know about this,
I feel like you'll be able to spot the guy
that's gonna throw the deal doo. Now before I was
a surprise, we don't know how it started. But now
the guy that finds this hilarious. That's betting you can
spot that guy walking into the arena like you're not
here for a game. Yeah, any guy that you're in
barstool Reddit like like, come on, you thought that guy

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was there for the game. That's somebody's the guy off
of the bills. Oh well, yes, if that guy walked
in into a Liberty game, I'd feel like that's he
probably in the deal though, like she's not here, he's
not here. You should be able to spot those guys. Now,
I think profiling is okay. Sometimes you're gonna know the
guy that you should be like, yo, let's follow him

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to make.

Speaker 1 (01:19:53):
You gotta put security that works. You gotta put him
to a new type of training. And you put ten
pictures on the board of guys and you say, who
do you.

Speaker 2 (01:20:00):
They make up the character? His name's Kyle forty five. Yeah,
he has intimacy issues.

Speaker 1 (01:20:06):
Yeah, I get it, all right, Well we'll have to
sit and wait to see when the next dildo hits
the court and any.

Speaker 2 (01:20:13):
Like man that's just walking into it. I feel like,
w gonna be a game by themselves suspect. Yeah, yeah,
even though I'm with I've done that.

Speaker 1 (01:20:20):
Though, if you don't have your kids and daughters with somebody,
like yeah, like what just just yeah, just coming to
see see the girls play like you just I'm not
saying thing's wrong with it, but prior to the dildo gate.
But like post dildo gate, he's a suspect. He's a suspect,
a single guy. None of the homies came with you.

Speaker 5 (01:20:42):
Come on, man, I like how you are now on
my side that this was a man that did this.
I like, here, y'all, I.

Speaker 4 (01:20:47):
Still don't think it's a man that did it.

Speaker 2 (01:20:48):
Oh, he was a man every time.

Speaker 5 (01:20:51):
I don't mean be a game. I don't think so.

Speaker 2 (01:20:54):
No men go there, no men go there.

Speaker 4 (01:20:56):
But I don't think it's a man.

Speaker 5 (01:20:57):
That did that though. I don't think so.

Speaker 2 (01:21:00):
I wasted my court side tickets. I could have got
it shaken. I just sat there and clapped and supported.
You should have bought a T shirt, could have went fucking.
I could have done something for this pot exactly exactly.
I could have been arrested. I could have oh my god.
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this on the list for the last week when never
got to it. High Noon is warning customers that some
of its vodka Seltzer's were actually labeled as Celsius energy drinks.
And I think everyone should apologize to Marius and I
because we thought we were drinking Celsius on the pod
and maybe that's why we sounded insane. Mm hm, I
want an apology. I was drunk and I didn't know it.

Speaker 5 (01:23:49):
Okay, I like one too.

Speaker 2 (01:23:52):
Are they owned by this? Like how does that happen?

Speaker 4 (01:23:55):
I don't know what how I know it is?

Speaker 2 (01:23:56):
So it's a it's like a vodka seltzer, Okay, you know,
like the new trend of those white claw and everything,
one of those. But I guess they're probably owned by
the same company.

Speaker 5 (01:24:07):
They might be made in the same factory.

Speaker 2 (01:24:10):
But how do you mix?

Speaker 4 (01:24:10):
Like I just feel like that somebody on the line,
somebody did that on purpose.

Speaker 2 (01:24:14):
That was and then he threw a dildo on the court.
The same guy. That's definitely the same guy that would
do that. Same guy. I just feel like you should
like keep those a little bit separate. But is anybody
mad at that? Like you get vaka when you thought
you were just getting like, yeah, all right, what if

(01:24:35):
I crushed too Celsius and then I get pulled over
and I'm super confident because I have not been drinking.
I low a point of weight and yeah, I mean
I'd be pussy if I blew a point of weight
off two high noons.

Speaker 5 (01:24:46):
But you can have it.

Speaker 2 (01:24:48):
That's another that's another a separate conversation, Like you you're
you're super gay.

Speaker 4 (01:24:54):
That happens, that got you drunk?

Speaker 2 (01:24:55):
All right, to high news, okad, But I mean, sh
how do we do a settlement?

Speaker 5 (01:25:04):
Y'all?

Speaker 4 (01:25:04):
Were victims?

Speaker 5 (01:25:05):
Victims? Do you have to have the cans?

Speaker 6 (01:25:09):
Nah?

Speaker 2 (01:25:09):
Are we stilling to connect to Celsius? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:25:12):
It's over all right, so good? All right to the
high noons and the Celsius drinkers.

Speaker 4 (01:25:18):
Though not really that's your shout out.

Speaker 5 (01:25:23):
Not really, niggas, just be shouting.

Speaker 1 (01:25:26):
Anybody, get anybody drinks?

Speaker 5 (01:25:27):
Just like, what are you doing?

Speaker 2 (01:25:28):
Anyone? Get a shout out? Do we have voicemails?

Speaker 5 (01:25:31):
You have got mail?

Speaker 1 (01:25:33):
Yes? We do, and they are sponsored by Boost Smallble,
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Speaker 5 (01:25:39):
Sure, all right, y'all.

Speaker 3 (01:25:40):
So my name is DeShawn. I'm from Houston, Texas, and
I got a question. It's work related. So I work
for an organization that claims to be a progressive, a
very left, very forward thinking nonprofit right. So we work
within the government in political space this job, and I'm
not exegrate, and it's one of the most anti black,

(01:26:03):
fucking toxic work environments. If you are a black woman
at this job, please trust and believe you will be
treated horribly, whether it's because you're speaking out about something,
whether it's because they really just want to participate in
the tone policing, whether it's because they really just don't
like the shit that you have to say.

Speaker 5 (01:26:21):
They ask for feedback and get mad when you give it.

Speaker 2 (01:26:23):
Right.

Speaker 3 (01:26:23):
But so I'm at the point where I'm about to
leave this job where I just feel like the environment
is gotten so fucked up. But I feel like, and
I got this strong feeling I don't like it when
people feel like they playing with me. When people feel
like they done got one up on me or they
got over on me, that's a problem I have, Like
I can't let you go. So I'm taking it to
the links with them because the shit that they've done
to me, retaliation, discrimination, all type of shit, right, all

(01:26:47):
documented damn Like when I say documented, document it right,
But it's taking so much of an emotional toll on
me right now. What I'm trying to figure out is
should I let them have it and just worry about
my peace or should I pursue this so other people
don't have to go through.

Speaker 2 (01:27:03):
This and really let them have it, y'all let me know.

Speaker 5 (01:27:13):
Who I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:27:15):
I was looking at you why why me? Also mentioned
how great the environment is here.

Speaker 5 (01:27:26):
Okay bad? Yeah, sure response.

Speaker 2 (01:27:28):
That's the thing to do, that's very important.

Speaker 6 (01:27:29):
Yea, love love, love, love my work environment. Have never
ever thought of all coming in here and knocking out
these cameras.

Speaker 2 (01:27:36):
Over definitely just heard you out on the dildo issue
for sure, Yeah, for sure, welcome, go for it.

Speaker 5 (01:27:47):
Yeah, I like the legal route.

Speaker 6 (01:27:50):
I like the legal route, but you got to control
your emotions and that I can tell by the way
you heavy breathing talking to us, you might not be
able to do that.

Speaker 2 (01:27:58):
That's probably what they told her in the work environment.

Speaker 5 (01:28:01):
Yeah that I don't I don't know. You might, you might.

Speaker 6 (01:28:05):
I want you to go to legal route, not only
just for other people, but because I want you to
get a bag. But if you're not able to keep
up that facade, because I, I for one know what
it feels like now saying at this job, but coming
to work and you want to cuss people out and
you can't, like I know what that feels like, try it.
And if you can't do it, then fuck your crash out.
But at least try. I feel like you should at

(01:28:26):
least try to take the legal route.

Speaker 2 (01:28:28):
That's expensive though, this is.

Speaker 5 (01:28:30):
Not just crashing out as expensive.

Speaker 1 (01:28:34):
They will never tell you how much crashing out of
course cast you the most. Yes, it's and it's never
on sell.

Speaker 2 (01:28:40):
Crash outs. You never will sell.

Speaker 6 (01:28:42):
Yeah, like, I mean, it is expensive, but if you
feel like you really have like cause some lawyers get
multiple like opinions because some lawyers are just trying to
taking money. And some people will tell you like, nah,
you don't really have a case. Figure out if you
really got a case, like if you have enough receipts,
and if you really got it like that, then yeah,
I will take it all the way.

Speaker 2 (01:28:59):
And lawyers be pro bonom. I mean, they'll take more
of your settlement if you winn't. But off the strength,
why not. Yeah, I would talk to a few different
lawyers in your area. I'm sure there's plenty plenty in
Houston that would would take this. You can find them
at all your local strip clubs. Every time I'm in
a strip club is always a fucking lawyer in Houston. There.

Speaker 5 (01:29:20):
You gotta have lawyers industry.

Speaker 2 (01:29:21):
Oh, it makes me feel more comfortable in case I
slip on something. Yeah, go for it. Do we have
another bossmow?

Speaker 1 (01:29:31):
Look at us, sue, Yeah, so yo, what R.

Speaker 5 (01:29:33):
And M and D.

Speaker 7 (01:29:35):
Hopefully ill find themselves healthy and wealthy.

Speaker 2 (01:29:37):
My name was Kwan.

Speaker 7 (01:29:38):
I've called them before, I know, when I had the
story with the gay neighbor moving in who had a
sugar daddy party.

Speaker 5 (01:29:43):
Motherfucker.

Speaker 7 (01:29:43):
Anyways, I'm gonna try to be as brief as possible.

Speaker 2 (01:29:47):
So we have friends.

Speaker 5 (01:29:48):
They're they're married.

Speaker 7 (01:29:50):
We've been friends for a long time. You know, she
got kids, we got kids, all that recently. Unfortunately, last
year they were just celebrating their their marriage.

Speaker 2 (01:30:00):
Now her mom is gone.

Speaker 5 (01:30:01):
Two months ago.

Speaker 7 (01:30:02):
She was diagnosed with a stage four cancer and you know,
unfortunately she's gone now.

Speaker 5 (01:30:07):
So recipes to her. She was a great lady, really nice.
But so the point is at.

Speaker 7 (01:30:13):
Church, when I went to the funeral to their Jehovah
Youth Club Center whatever the place called.

Speaker 5 (01:30:20):
I don't know if it's a temple. Sure anyway, I
might have said something inappropriate.

Speaker 7 (01:30:24):
Joke, because I joke a lot, all types of jokes
of anything. I'm not religious myself, So I said something
at one point, Uh, there was a guy picking up
cleaning up. I guess that my girl was kind of
helping him and I said something like, uh, he's okay,
I ain't coming.

Speaker 2 (01:30:41):
The next one was to my friend, the one that's
married to her.

Speaker 7 (01:30:46):
I can't remember what happened, but I said something about,
don't worry, Jehovah ain't going to strike you down. Apparently
some of her quote unquote brothers from the church or
whatever her so she asked for an apology.

Speaker 5 (01:30:57):
I think I was tripping peace.

Speaker 4 (01:31:00):
Yes, how you in that? You think I was tripping piece?

Speaker 2 (01:31:06):
Like what? And also you yeah, yes, you were tripping.

Speaker 5 (01:31:09):
Absolutely wrong place, wrong time for those jokes.

Speaker 2 (01:31:12):
Yeah, you can't be that guy.

Speaker 5 (01:31:13):
Don't be that guy.

Speaker 2 (01:31:15):
My dad's that guy.

Speaker 1 (01:31:17):
He has better materials. Your dad has a better reason.
It was a different time when your dad came up,
a different time in the world, and to.

Speaker 2 (01:31:23):
My dad's credit, it definitely better than the low hanging ice.
Isn't going to get you to the cleaning guy. Like, yeah,
joking is one thing, but at least make it got
good at times.

Speaker 1 (01:31:34):
Yeah, yeah, you got to at least make it worth
that tim You can't.

Speaker 2 (01:31:38):
And also, even if you're not religious, respect the place
that you're in, Like that's first and foremost. Like you
had a funeral, there's certain jokes that are just maybe
too good that you have to say, and you'll take
the brunt for it. I'm disrespecting people over the Jehovah
won't strike you down. Yeah, it just wasn't worth it. Yeah,
one is kind of.

Speaker 1 (01:31:56):
Yeah, wall relax, man, don't go to no more funerals. Man,
stay home a card or something. Actually no, don't just
stay home.

Speaker 5 (01:32:02):
Actually no.

Speaker 2 (01:32:03):
He might say something in the car like, just.

Speaker 5 (01:32:05):
Just stay home, man, just stay home.

Speaker 2 (01:32:07):
Trying to think the amount of times my father has
made it extremely uncomfortable for everybody in the room while
making jokes. One of the funnier ones I don't remember exactly.
It was like friends of the family that I had
never met, and my dad found out one of them
was from Jersey. So he thinks anybody from New Jersey
just wants to be a sarcastic asshole at all moments,
at any time. He thinks everyone is just as obnoxious

(01:32:29):
as him if you're from New Jersey. And he started
talking about the term FLID and the guy didn't know
what it is, so my dad said, very loudly in
a stuffy room, FLIDD stands for fucking Long Island douchebag.
He was referring to somebody else that was from Long Island,

(01:32:50):
and I looked.

Speaker 6 (01:32:50):
At him.

Speaker 2 (01:32:53):
When I tell you, like it was a movie level silence,
like when he said it, like everyone's having different conversation.
He said it so loud, everyone was.

Speaker 5 (01:33:03):
Record scratch.

Speaker 4 (01:33:06):
I love guys.

Speaker 2 (01:33:07):
That's like that, Like you just don't like they don't
give He thought he was smoking it too. This was
this was the squarest guy from New Jersey. Ever, he
didn't understand why my dad was trying to shoot on
Long Island, like like any of these fucking flits or
you don't know what a flit is. It's a fucking
Long Island douchebag.

Speaker 5 (01:33:27):
I'm like, I'm actually gonna take that, yo.

Speaker 1 (01:33:31):
Guys from that era just don't care, man, guy seventies
the fuck, they don't give a fuck about none of
this progressive ship we got going on into twenty twenties, man,
like all of this ship, man, yeah, I love.

Speaker 2 (01:33:46):
Them, and no self awareness that the joke didn't work.
Just starts laughing out and go to the next one.
He thinks this guy's loving it. Everyone in the room
can tell that this guy is extremely uncomfortable.

Speaker 1 (01:33:58):
Different time man, listen, man, can't be mad at him.
They came up in a different eraorn.

Speaker 2 (01:34:04):
School events. Just there were so many times where I
didn't need to turn around. I just know it's my dad,
like it's doing it, Like when something goes bad, I
just I know he's behind it, like without question walking
to a family functions late. Everything's just arranged my dad.
I don't even need to guess at this point, like

(01:34:25):
what did he do?

Speaker 5 (01:34:26):
Now? I love it? Man? How fuck it?

Speaker 2 (01:34:28):
What time he starts? I love it?

Speaker 5 (01:34:30):
I love it? Oh man, baby, do you good? I'm great?

Speaker 1 (01:34:36):
All right, man, We're gonna get out of here so
we can enjoy the rest of our day.

Speaker 4 (01:34:39):
Wait, mall, oh shit, yes baby?

Speaker 5 (01:34:43):
Are you gonna for people for Rory? You don't know?

Speaker 6 (01:34:45):
I asked mall for like some fashion advice because I'm
going from shopping for a man and I don't know
how to shop for no no deserve anything, I know, right,
but like I don't know how to shop for men,
like I really like I don't I don't know what
type of like close y'all, Like, like I I don't
know what those sneakers are called?

Speaker 2 (01:35:01):
What are those those are nikes?

Speaker 5 (01:35:03):
No? Ship.

Speaker 6 (01:35:04):
There are fucking ask what kind of Nike, Like what's
the number? Like I don't fucking know, it's not I
think these are called the Social something I can't remember,
like ship like that, Like I don't know. So I'm like, e,
these are tennis sneakers though they look like tennis sneakers.

Speaker 5 (01:35:18):
Yeah. Yeah, they look Roger Federal esque a John macknroll.

Speaker 2 (01:35:22):
Yeah with the gun bottom.

Speaker 5 (01:35:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:35:25):
It was actually kind of hard. Yeah, comfortable, I need
by two I'll catch at you.

Speaker 6 (01:35:32):
But I like Mall's sense of style, So I'm like,
I trust like no shade, I trust Mall to help me.

Speaker 5 (01:35:38):
No, I just didn't want you to take offense. Like
I'm not saying I don't like I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:35:41):
I'm not one of those people that when someone else
is complimented, I take it as it's like, oh.

Speaker 1 (01:35:45):
Okay, I hate those people would have passion it.

Speaker 2 (01:35:50):
I didn't cross my mind it's compliment all. I'm not
a sibling that you have to buy a birthday present
for when they're siblings their.

Speaker 5 (01:35:58):
Birthday participation trophy. No, but I just needed his opinion.

Speaker 6 (01:36:01):
I like sneakers, and I didn't because I was going
to get the robe with the name on it, and
you guys told me not to do that.

Speaker 2 (01:36:07):
Yeah, please don't.

Speaker 1 (01:36:08):
I mean you can't, but it just can't be like
it has to be like a robe that he could
wear every day around the house.

Speaker 4 (01:36:14):
Like the one I have is like a statement robe.

Speaker 1 (01:36:16):
I think it's like white and pink and like gold,
Like it's like a I'm trying to be obnoxious. When
I put that robe on, I'm like, you know what
I'm saying, Like I'm in a character. I'm Rick Flip
when I.

Speaker 4 (01:36:25):
Put that rope.

Speaker 2 (01:36:25):
It's a puffy party.

Speaker 3 (01:36:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:36:26):
Yeah, yeah, I'm Rick Flip one hundred percent.

Speaker 1 (01:36:31):
But I did I told you what sneakers I thought you.

Speaker 5 (01:36:32):
Should get anymore.

Speaker 6 (01:36:33):
I didn't really like those. Those were a little ugly.
I think even you thought those were a little ugly.

Speaker 1 (01:36:37):
Na those are a fire. Those those sell out every
time they drop. You can't get them. Yeah, but I've
seen you some more options though, Yeah, I seen some
more options.

Speaker 2 (01:36:45):
Do Nike. I d like you could design it.

Speaker 5 (01:36:47):
I don't have they still do it. I don't have
enough time doing That's not sure. I'm not sure. I
don't think.

Speaker 2 (01:36:52):
I mean, if you guys saying it was black sneakers, right,
just make them all black and put his name on
the side.

Speaker 1 (01:36:57):
No, look, I'm setting her up for yeah straight, I
got I got some more options.

Speaker 4 (01:37:03):
I can sing you like more.

Speaker 6 (01:37:05):
But don't they say you're not supposed to buy men
sneakers that are gonna walk out your life. Hypothetically it's
not for me, but like a don't they say that
if you buy miss shoes, they'll walk out your life.

Speaker 1 (01:37:15):
The reason that's like when people be like, oh, I'm
a tourist, that means like I don't take It's just
like I know a fucking capricorn.

Speaker 4 (01:37:21):
It's just like you like it's all.

Speaker 5 (01:37:23):
It applies to everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:37:24):
You buy somebody something and y'all break up, that does
mean because you bought him most Jordan's last year, that's.

Speaker 5 (01:37:28):
Why he left you. Yeah I was.

Speaker 2 (01:37:29):
I was walking out anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:37:30):
Yeah, he was gonna leave anyway, like Jordan's or not.
He was out of your life. Don't worry about it.

Speaker 2 (01:37:34):
I've left in slides. Yeah left, I've left bare foot
before you gotta do it on vacation. I've just left.

Speaker 4 (01:37:41):
But I've seen you some more options.

Speaker 1 (01:37:43):
I got like two more pa I can send you,
but I think I don't know his style. But you
said all black, all right, so I got two more options.

Speaker 5 (01:37:48):
I can s thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:37:49):
No, I throw the Porto Rican flag on the side,
put his name. I think that's that he's not Puerto
Rican though, yeah, okay he does.

Speaker 5 (01:37:58):
He's weared of.

Speaker 2 (01:37:59):
When everybody in New York the Puerto Rican flag on
the side of their their uptowns and they was gas
Porto ric.

Speaker 4 (01:38:04):
Right, represent represent for the boat e I wanted to
bear yeah, but you know my.

Speaker 2 (01:38:09):
Father would not allow that. The Porto Rican flag.

Speaker 1 (01:38:15):
Definitely not happening in the Irish hole. Not happening, all right.
What taught y'all. Soon be safe, be blessed. I'm not
niggas ginger peace. Stay off those couches, yo, Willia

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