New Rory & Mal: Best of 2025 | Part 1 - New Rory & MAL

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The volume.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Wait, now, hold on, because I have a we have
our first voicemail submission for the Valentine's Day.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
Really, oh, we're starting out the gate.

Speaker 4 (00:12):
I thought.

Speaker 5 (00:12):
I thought we're gonna play them all on Valentine's Day.
We give a little just a little tease for people
to still.

Speaker 4 (00:16):
Submit to play them all on Valentine's Day.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
Well, no, we could tease this one because.

Speaker 4 (00:23):
Really good and like like we're just gonna not like
consider it for like.

Speaker 5 (00:27):
No, it could set the tone that everyone that comes
after this is trash. Okay, like this could set the
tone on now you're using yourself. This could be a promo.
I'm with that for the first one. But you guys,
do still have shiit two weeks almost? Yeah to submit?

Speaker 4 (00:42):
No, it ends you have until February eleventh. Yeah, okay,
February eleventh, so you have some time.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
You even have a weekend, right, you have a week?

Speaker 4 (00:49):
Yeah, got a week.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
I gotta write my freestyle. Y'all can write, y'all ship
to take me them all out.

Speaker 4 (00:54):
They were upset. I wrote.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
One of the rules that we came up with is
that you know, you can't try to there's only one
submission per person. So you can't try to shoot at
me and shoot at mall like the buys.

Speaker 4 (01:05):
They can't try to give both of us. Yeah, you
have to pick pick a general.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
Yeah, I said, pick a struggle pick a struggle date
and me and day and all pick a struggle back.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
Yeah, that'd be a rough one.

Speaker 4 (01:16):
Wait wait, whatch'all trying to say right now? Why would
that be a rough one? That's someone that was dating
you and baby D at the same time.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
I think we can all say that that's.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
A thirteenth and fourteenth reason. But we're gonna roll the
voicemail and listen to this young man submission. I haven't
heard it yet. I just heard him say that he
was submitting, so I'm excited.

Speaker 4 (01:31):
Okay, the low.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Crew, My name is Sarah Crumble from Kansas City.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
Did he sing chocolate ring?

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Watch you guys up? They one listen to you guys
as well.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
He got the voice.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
You're phenomenal.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
This?

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Uh? Is it Valentine's message for my favorite?

Speaker 3 (01:56):
Pause for a second?

Speaker 6 (01:57):
Man?

Speaker 5 (01:59):
Is this this us to be one of those forty
year olds that was in your TikTok dms?

Speaker 3 (02:02):
For sure?

Speaker 4 (02:03):
Don't do that. I don't think so.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
You recorded this on a bluetooth in his ear I heard.

Speaker 4 (02:07):
I was like, oh, his voice is pretty deep. This
is the bone Collector. I saw that movie talking about.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
I should bring a gun when I drive it.

Speaker 4 (02:13):
Like, are you fucking kidding me? He drops a taxi
fucking kills his victims.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Go ahead, marriage, I'm quite a connoisseur of wine. My
favorite Ben's serial kill A nice world.

Speaker 4 (02:29):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
And this is a poem entitled Merlow for baby d Okay?
Is it me? Or is it the place where we missed?

Speaker 6 (02:44):
Field of plumbing oak, shimmering texture, bends with agility as
you dance. Supply, I spin you watching earnestly.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
He says, supply late except.

Speaker 6 (02:58):
Low from orange and baby sh ain't got eternity. Your
bouquets fragrance and the anticipation of your taste moves men's
palace that there's eager to draw your full body closer
to me. He said, he was eager ride my tongue, sweetness.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
He went left.

Speaker 4 (03:24):
I am yeah, the cops just railing his house.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
Ma, they kicked the door in, Ma.

Speaker 5 (03:37):
You wasn't feeling his wine tasting, yo, Damaris is the
vineyard in that you ain't catch them my bouquets fragrance.

Speaker 4 (03:46):
Yo. Come on now, yo, man, Oh my god, baby
was g I will never let baby go anywhere with that.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
Man, you're kidn be stop no, because I do want
people to send in good poems.

Speaker 4 (03:57):
Baby, I don't want people to send good poons into
was in a good It was a good bone.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
It was the delivery you made me.

Speaker 4 (04:05):
What was good about that ball he had?

Speaker 5 (04:08):
He had some tendres. But let me check my my
pedophile app that I what's his name and address?

Speaker 3 (04:15):
Because he's definitely on that ship.

Speaker 4 (04:17):
No, I don't think so. I mean I was, you know.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
The thunder wise, the riding of the tongue at the end,
I think he jumped off the bridge a little bit,
But I think.

Speaker 4 (04:26):
Before that you had but he was awake ride so
he nutted ride my tongue. Eight peace clicked that ride
my tongue sweetness? Is this Bubba from Forrest Gump? Ride
my tongue sweetness sounds like junks. You know. It's some

(04:52):
sick niggas in the world.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
Man, tell you you can't make fun of the people
aren't gonna want to submit.

Speaker 4 (04:57):
All right, I'm sorry, yo, that was amazing dog you
got say, like you if we genius that and like
get the lyrics. He was talking some ship.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
He was just how he presented it was a little creepy,
all right, So.

Speaker 4 (05:09):
That's what I'm like. It was creepy. He called up void.
That is how you end up on the ten o'clock
news because you don't think this ship is creepy. Well
we how No, this is what I'm saying. You're gonna
walk right into it. Okay, what time you want to
pick me up? Right upside your glad fucking garbage bag.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
Well, he's not what I'm saying is it wasn't like
it was uninvited. We told him to write a poem. Yeah,
some risks with some riz if you want to.

Speaker 4 (05:33):
Take me out. He called the number and did what
we asked him to do. Yeah, but we aren't actually
gonna put that filter on there. That's ride, my sweetness.
That is that ship, ride my tongue, sweetness. That he
sounds like it's Adam's apple big And that's a good sign.
She gonna end up in the trunk. I'm telling you
this is for baby t Look at what she's interested

(05:55):
in driving us around?

Speaker 3 (05:59):
He going the trunks?

Speaker 6 (06:01):
Soon?

Speaker 4 (06:01):
Did I pick this with nigga up. Both the truck
told me how we gonna get out of here? Yeah? Both?

Speaker 5 (06:08):
You set her a poem. I could just you want
the keys. I would never do that.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
I'll bring my gun.

Speaker 4 (06:14):
Yo. That dude is he's from with Peeves bro Kidsas City?

Speaker 3 (06:21):
So is he gonna fly if he wins?

Speaker 4 (06:22):
Like?

Speaker 3 (06:22):
Is he gonna because I'm down to drive and pay
for the meal. But I ain't gonna fly down Kansas City.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
People who are in, who are in the Tri state
area or like immediately close to us will give them
a prize.

Speaker 4 (06:36):
It won't be the date. But okay, yo, that is
funny as fun I think that was a good way
to pop it off.

Speaker 3 (06:42):
Pretty you know.

Speaker 4 (06:43):
He set that. He sets that. He set the tone.
He said, he ain't he not bullshiting? Somebody got whos
gonna be ride my tongue? Who's gonna beat that? He
like he had time and he got straight to it.

Speaker 5 (06:54):
And you've been to a winery. There was there was
some wordplay there. He went said, plumbing oak. You know
what I think this is. I think this is hate.
That's because I don't think i've I've went through the
voicemails is there any from all yet? They're all for
Baby D? Not any from all yet you can't even
get these chicks to run.

Speaker 4 (07:11):
Yo, Thank y'all appreciate appreciate it. Yeah, you can't even
get the fellas to run for you. I'm cool, Thank you,
Just America.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
Will you listen to any of the poems that the
fellas sent for you?

Speaker 4 (07:23):
Though for the merch and don't gotta be a date,
but for the gift Baby D? One thing, Uncle, promise,
is any nigga sitting a poem in here for me?

Speaker 5 (07:34):
We are not listening to okay, being Demerius will listen
to it live on air when all goes to the bathroom.

Speaker 4 (07:41):
Oh yeah, yeah, I won't. I won't sit here. I'm
not listening to that ship because if a dude call
and tell me to ride his tongue, we're gonna have
a problem. Like y'all want, consue want, it's for our purposes.

Speaker 3 (07:54):
Back to Kanye's wife and everything.

Speaker 4 (07:56):
I get it. You know I don't like albums. Wait,
what do you mean? I don't like albums?

Speaker 1 (08:04):
Albums?

Speaker 4 (08:06):
The last time you liked the nolbu Ma put your
mic in front of your face, please, Yo, talking to
me in five, put your mic in front of your Yo.
What you mean was the last time I liked and
I like music? It's you guys that think music is
in the fucking shitter. It is. I think there's great music.
Well we just we executives, executives and label heads will
tell you it's in the shitter. Well that's I mean,

(08:28):
that's yeah, that's that's the money. It's a funny thing.
You mean, like the art is still alive? Yeah, no,
y'all sitting edge a little ballship and let's talk about that.
Let's talk about that group chat last night. You interrupted. Look,
I'm going I'm doing my Juice clan, so I'm trying
not to get too worked up. You know what I'm saying.
Here you go. Last night, I was gonna bring it

(08:49):
in the group chat. It come Rary and fucking DJ
Drama and fucking Don Cannon and all these fucking guys.

Speaker 3 (08:58):
Called him Don is funny even and this fucking.

Speaker 4 (09:00):
Guys texting talking about yeah man, you know man, this
ship is a hit man. And I'm like, look, this
is what's wrong. This is why every year I keep
saying rap is dying, because look at the ship that
y'all champion and y'all push. Oh there's were songs out
though I'm not saying it's not. I'm not saying it's not.
We were like purposely trying to piss them all off
a little bit. But then when they worked, yes, And
I hate when it works.

Speaker 5 (09:20):
Because once we saw that it was working, we leaned
all the way into it.

Speaker 4 (09:24):
And I even you know, he was like Larry started blending.
He even put on his fucking serado and started blending
the Langelo Ball record were fucking we can, we can
little like this is the ship I'm dealing with at night.
In the group text, I'm like, okay, so y'all just
have And then I had to ignore them because I
new what they were trying to do. It sounds off.

(09:56):
It was a joke in the group. It wasn't a
serious bl yeah, but it was so easy. We were
actually gonna have a serious conversation. But you know, when
someone in the group chat starts to get upset, you
have to make them even more upset. I had even
brought up the fact once Maul said it's Langelo Ball, Like,
are we serious? What about real artists? I said. At

(10:17):
one point there was Wheelchair Jimmy from the Grassy and
he was making music on my space and all of
us were like, Yo, what what's going on with hip hop?

Speaker 1 (10:24):
Man?

Speaker 4 (10:25):
So I'm what I'm saying is Lanzel has the potential
to be Drake. That is what y'all was saying. That's
exactly what y'all was trying to say in the chat.
Y'all I was trying to like, piss me off, and
I'm like, all right, man, y'all have at it. Man,
I'm not even I'm not reading and I'm not responding
no more to it. Fuck it man, I'm choosing peace
in twenty twenty five. Okay, But when we did get

(10:46):
serious to what Demarus was kind of saying, just now,
why are we drawing the line at Langelo Ball.

Speaker 3 (10:52):
I think it's a catchy record. Do I think it's incredible?

Speaker 4 (10:55):
No?

Speaker 5 (10:56):
But people that are not real artists have been making
shitty hip hop since I was born. Like, I'm not
now mad that Linze Laball has one song that's kind
of catchy.

Speaker 4 (11:07):
No, but this is but the issue that I have
with it in cool shout out to line La Ball.
Glad he got a record, But my thing is then
you'll sit here and say artists like Ice Spice and
all these people that they champion, it's terrible and it's
bad for music, and it's fucking you're putting out bullshit
music and you're giving all these quote unquote artists that
aren't even artists these looks that real artists can't get,

(11:30):
that real artists can't don't have the opportunity to, you know,
have and this is why. Because you have a record
now that is catchy for the first twelve to fifteen
seconds on TikTok, and then now it's like oh, rolling loud,
oh this, and then you got deep real music. Guys
in the group chat with me told the about like, nah,

(11:50):
that shit gonna go like, get the fuck.

Speaker 3 (11:52):
They're also DJs, and know what we'll play at a party.

Speaker 4 (11:54):
That shit Drama's not playing at a party after those
fifteen seconds. Nobody wants to hear that song.

Speaker 5 (12:00):
I think because of the moment at a party, that
would work right now. I'm not saying for the rest
of the year like this song is gonna stick around, bro,
but that if that played at a party this weekend,
everyone would be happy about it.

Speaker 3 (12:12):
Wouldn't play all three minutes but yeah, that is.

Speaker 4 (12:14):
It's everybody at the party is a fucking robot and
it's on their fucking phone making selfie videos and they
want to just jump into algorithm welcome being playing the
record like you all are fucking stupid robots. Get off
my lawn, young ins. That's exactly what I sound like.
And y'all niggas sounds stupid with his new music, y'all
trying to make.

Speaker 5 (12:32):
But when he was in the group chat bringing up
Rolling Loud and I'm not here to shoot.

Speaker 3 (12:36):
Loud, y'all wrote, ups.

Speaker 4 (12:39):
Pas posted to fly in our group chat.

Speaker 3 (12:41):
Okay, that's what it was, all right either way, I'm
not here to shoot on Rolling Loud. But Rolling Loud.

Speaker 4 (12:45):
Definitely focuses on it on the moment, like talking like
they picked Langelo Ball for the Blue Note Festival in
San Francisco that's hosted by Chappelle and Erica Baddus.

Speaker 5 (12:57):
It's Rolling Loud. They let fucking any one that has
a moment be on that that list. They do whatever,
they do it bi weekly.

Speaker 4 (13:03):
And that's the problem. But that's why the music rolling,
that's why the music internet moments, that's why the music
business is suffering. That's why our culture. Wat's why hip
hop is suffering. I don't and y'all's joke about it
entertained listen. I don't give a fuck because I listen
to old shit anyway. I listen to old classic albums
more than I listen to any of this new shit.
So it means nothing to me if y'all want to

(13:25):
keep listening to this viral shit and this shit that's
only hot for twenty seconds of a song. Half, I'm
just telling you, don't complain when you're trying to put
a real artist out with real music, real bars, real substance,
and nobody picks up on it. Just you cannot be
mad at it when you are championing and pushing in
the twenty fucking seconds of a song. After that, when

(13:47):
you get to the verse, nobody keeping telling. Nobody can't
even caut a bar this, nobody even knows.

Speaker 3 (13:51):
What he says.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
But every generation has done exactly what you're doing, Like
my father did that ship with the Soljier Boy and them,
and that with hip hop, Like every generation complained.

Speaker 4 (14:03):
But it's different though, because this this generation now they're
only making music to capture ten to fifteen seconds of
a song. Yeah, that's it. So you're talking about your
only ten to fifteen seconds needs to be catchy so
we can put it on social so we can put
it on you know, and it goes viral. Now you're
talking about completely changing the way artists number one go

(14:24):
in and create a song. And then and now how
the labels are marketing and artists. And then now you're
about to going to rolling on the stage performing like
what do we like?

Speaker 5 (14:35):
Ice Spis did Munchs well before she was ever ready
at Rolling Lift.

Speaker 3 (14:38):
The song had been out for like two weeks.

Speaker 4 (14:40):
And we talked about that and we said how uncomfortable
she looked on We had to watch her develop in
real time and we had to keep throwing her on stages.
People keep recording and saying, look how bored she looks,
Look how uninterested she looks.

Speaker 3 (14:52):
We had to keep seeing that.

Speaker 4 (14:54):
And then now you get on the radar freestyle what
she's talking about she had to sleep with bugs on
her pillow, like trying to happen. It really hit like
the it's like, yo, what do we and y'all sit
and we're sitting here watching this shit and everybody's just
gonna laugh at it. But it's the fact that yo,
she's getting looks and she's getting pushing the algorithm, where
an artist that's a real artist can't get that look

(15:15):
because everybody's so enamored with this ten to fifteen seconds
of what somebody is saying. It's a viral moment.

Speaker 3 (15:21):
No, okay from the outside looking.

Speaker 4 (15:25):
And I think you guys misuse all family nouns and adjectives. Okay,
we do. White people don't the amount of the amount
of times someone to say, that's my cousin, and then
I ask, like, where in the family treat It's like, no,
we're not relating a little that's my mama's best friend's son,

(15:46):
that's my cousin. I don't know that that get tricky though.
Cousin get tricky, Ma, cousins do get I'm just saying,
cousins get tricky, is what I'm saying. Yes, we do.
That you're right. I don't want to seem like I'm
debating you that you're right. But it get tricky with
cousins though, because I know some people that I really
thought was blood cousins for years, Like for you, I'm like,

(16:08):
oh yeah, not really, Like I have no we just
looked like the same building. I'm like, I have play cousins,
like to the point that once I got older and
like learned what that shit really was, I was shocked.
I was like, well, that can't be my cousin. My
dad was like, that's your cousin. That's yeah, that's Uncle
Kevin's son. That's not my Yeah. But I hate when

(16:28):
the cousin. I hate when she find and she like,
hold that cousin shit too. It's like, we not cousins.

Speaker 3 (16:33):
Y'all are kissing cousins.

Speaker 4 (16:34):
No, we never kissed, but I want to kiss like
we not real Like, let that we thirty plus years old,
forty years old, raised like that. It doesn't matter cousins, man,
Let that that's weird. Mom, I ain't seen your mother
in twenty two years. We not cousins. That's weird. It's weird.
I get with her. Weird if you were, if you
were a kid, teenager, I understand that. But if you

(16:57):
thirty five plus years old and you see a girl
that you ain't seen the years, but y'all grew up
like on some cousin shit and you just bump into
it in a party somewhere.

Speaker 3 (17:07):
We still holding that cousin title. Yes, we were not cousin.

Speaker 4 (17:12):
If you grew up feeling like you were, you can't
just turn that off. Yeah, but I grew up feeling
a lot of shit that my parents and everybody's like,
you know, not your cousin. I'm like, all right, cool,
it's my cousin. You gotta roll with it. But what
I'm gonna say, No, that ain't my cousin. And I'm
twelve years old, all right, that's my cousin. Come on,
we're going outside. What if you're unsure and then years
later you see her, you're still in the beat. No,
I'm not saying I want I'm a beat, But it's like,

(17:34):
if you see a girl that you grew up with,
I'm saying, what if it's questionable, you're not quite sure
if she's blood or play cousin. How would I not
be sure? I would know by now, ad No, Rory
was just talking stupid. As an adult, I would know
if she's my blood cousin or not. I'm talking about
you grew up in a certain way where it was like,
you know, y'all your mom and her mom was cool,
close and all of that, y'all come over to all

(17:54):
the family functions. Oh yeah, that's your cousin. H four
at the bar, I see you at the club. Were
not cousins, man, Stop stop calling me your cousin. You
being weird. You can't do I'm not I'm not saying
I'm flirting. I'm just saying, stop calling me your cousin.

Speaker 2 (18:10):
You know, so why you want her to stop being
flirt If you're not flirting, why you want to stop.

Speaker 4 (18:13):
Calling not cousins. I'm just saying, stop. We ain't got
to do that no more. That's no, we ain't got
to act like cousins no more. We to see it
from your perspective, but he hold me, that's his perspective,
and no, I'm just saying we're not cousins. I'm trying
to shoot him bail because in my scenarios with this,
all of them would are white women. So I never
even looked at him that way. Yeah you don't. I

(18:34):
don't know.

Speaker 3 (18:35):
Maybe there could have been a time that I'm not saying.

Speaker 4 (18:38):
We got to go somewhere and have I'm just saying,
were not cousins. Let's stop. I was.

Speaker 2 (18:42):
I found out I started dating this guy, never had
sex with him. But we had started like talking to
each other, I don't even want to say dating, and
like we found out we were cousins and we were
like trying to like we did the digging, Like we
started calling our parents like it's just like play cousins, right,
and they was like, no, nigga, like your parents are
first fucking cousins. Dog, like it's clip for your removed.

(19:02):
We were sad, bro, we were really sad about that ship.

Speaker 3 (19:05):
You were sad that y'all was real cousins. He's still
he's still see.

Speaker 4 (19:08):
I think that's crazy.

Speaker 2 (19:09):
Well because we liked each other like we did like
each other, but then we thank god nothing ever happened.

Speaker 4 (19:13):
We never kissed anything like that, but it was like that.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
Nigga still be coming out of my pictures like cousin cousin.

Speaker 4 (19:20):
Yeah, I know you gotta watch somebody like that. That's
her twin when you're trying to fuck. Yeah, like nah, no,
we're not doing that. You ain't doing We not cousins,
don't do that.

Speaker 5 (19:32):
I told one of y'all off Mike, when I did
my twenty three and Me ship, that I was going
through it and there was a few few little joints
in there, and I was looking like, all right, fourth
cousin once removed, I went through the chart, I'm like,
all right, man, we shared like great great great grandmother
and my sister.

Speaker 4 (19:49):
That's that's all good. You know, white shit. No, I know,
I know some of us that did that too, though.
Really absolutely sure it happens. We're not cousins. I'm talking
about we have no blood. Don't give me that the
marriage you're not.

Speaker 2 (20:05):
But if uncle was, so listen, because I've had some
cousins where it's like, my uncle was dating this girl
for ten fucking years.

Speaker 4 (20:12):
He damnar raised her child that was my cousin, and
then they.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
Broke up, but she's still around. Cousins still around. You
can't grow up and then try to hit on me.
That's weird. We related. Yeah, that's weird, all right, But what.

Speaker 4 (20:26):
You mean grow up? Though? Like if I only see him, No, no,
I'm saying. I'm saying, if I only see you on
like every Thanksgiving. No, I mean like in the summers
we play together.

Speaker 2 (20:35):
You was there at least Thanksgiving in Easter, Thanksgiving Eastern
in the summer, we're playing we cousins.

Speaker 4 (20:42):
And again I'm trying to tell you no, no, no,
no no, I'm just say you want tous No no
no no, that's not that's not That's not what I'm saying.
I'm just trying to figure out. I'm just trying to
figure out because it's like it gotta be some type
of like we gotta we gotta revise these rules. Man,
that girl gotta be fine. Mall is funning up. No,
I'm not even it's past her. I'm just saying in general,

(21:04):
like we gotta when does it stop? Like when do
we stop acting like we really cousins? What do you
want to be? No, I'm just saying, if I only
saw you like on the holiday, Come on, man, what
we do over here?

Speaker 2 (21:18):
We got you got you got brothers and sisters you
only see on the holiday, and they still your.

Speaker 4 (21:22):
Brothers and sisters. That's different though. That's blood I'm talking about.
No blood. We ain't got no blood in our We
just your mother and my mother was close friends growing up,
like you come to certain events the family had, we
see each other. Okay. Cool. You know once you get
to the high school, you don't see that girl no more.
She got her own life. You in high school now,
you got yourn y'all may see each other at a

(21:42):
funeral maybe maybe you know when it gets to like
I only see at the funeral and then if you
haven't or a baby shower. Look at Moll, he's in
grief as an Afrodzach. I'm just saying, man, we got
to revise these rules. Y'all. Ever got some funeral pussy
we mean like after a yeah, of course, not my cousin,

(22:03):
thank God. Of course you're saying, of course, like that's
just normal ship. I'm just saying because it's a lot
of you know, it's women around that, you know, just
friends of the family, Like, yay, how you doing? You
know what I mean? Condolences, prayers and all of that.
They got the black dress and you got to repass
you know, the DJ. You got the fool little drinking rings. Yeah,
you got we outside, you know, we all talk and
laughing memories and ship uh uh fucking after eating and

(22:27):
it's like we live. Yeah, I gotta drop that way,
y'all drop off, no problem.

Speaker 5 (22:31):
After fucking hookah Henny and wings people are fucking now,
he drawing the line at repast pasta.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
Nah, fucking after after repassed cold ZD and cold fried.

Speaker 4 (22:43):
Chicken wings is crazy? Why why is that? Why is that?
Because what like you're not greeted like he had cancer?
We were just expecting it. Like now that's my cousin
that got hit by a car. That's different. That's some
tragic ship. But like this nigga was battling cancer for
seven years. He's a warrior.

Speaker 3 (23:04):
Let's salute him sending them up with sunset.

Speaker 4 (23:06):
But I'm horny, like I'm trying to like you know
what I'm saying, Like if it was me in that
box and he met Shorty, he even trying to knock
it out. Man, Listen, I was you gotta know who died?
Who funeral we at? He would want me to fuck.
That's my man right there. I was sad when my
grandmother passed, but she was ninety three with dementia. What
were we talking about? It was only a matter of
lived a beautiful ass. Like listen, we're gonna say, granny

(23:28):
on to the to the sunset. What time you ready to?
I mean, what time we leaving? Let's get out of here.
You know, how early can you make a move on
your girl when she's grieving. It depends on who it is.

Speaker 3 (23:42):
I think that day nah a distraction?

Speaker 4 (23:45):
If it's if it's like again, if it's tragic some
shit that just happened, you know, people dying from cancer,
it's tragic too. Yeah. But it's like if this nigga
fought for seven years, it's like your fan guy, but
they gave him six months to live. He's This's what
I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (24:00):
You had seven years degree, Like, how about was crying?

Speaker 4 (24:03):
Shit? Yo, they gave him six months and he's been
seven years. This nigga is a soldier. We got We
gotta honor him and din but it ain't gonna be sad.
It's like, yo, he fought, yo, mope right or wrong. Now,
if it's somebody that we was just with, God forbid
because I've been a situating drove home and he get
into a car accident, tragic, we fucked up, Like damn,

(24:23):
we was just together. But if I watched this man
fight cancer for seven years and they gave him six
months seven years ago, to live, we got a It's
a part. It's a celebrator. That's a celebration of life.
This nigga fought.

Speaker 3 (24:34):
Okay, so how many how many days after the car accident.

Speaker 4 (24:39):
Nah, you be fucked up for a while. One of
your friends died in a car accident. That shit is.
I don't even think your dick work after that, Like
if it's your man, like your homie, homie, you can't
get homey after that. Maybe maybe this is a mental
health topic because I've just been so depressed my entire
life that I've I fucked when I'm sad all the time.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
Yeah, that's kind of like it's not really gonna change.
That's my distraction. You fuck when you said that's my distraction.

Speaker 4 (25:00):
Oh you niggas a psycho.

Speaker 5 (25:02):
Some of my worst bodies are because I was sad
and yeah, trying to fun this being.

Speaker 4 (25:10):
Sad and trying to be horny at the same time.
How does that work? It's a distraction.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
I've been so angry and upset with a nigga and
still like slept with him just for the distraction. I
wanted to distract myself from him. And it was still
that was that I would rather feel the sex than
feel the feelings.

Speaker 4 (25:25):
Yo. That is that was a beautiful bar It's not healthy.
That's not healthy. That was that was gorgeous. It's the truth, though,
having sex when you're angry at the dude, like, because
you rather feel the feeling of sex than what you're madder. Yeah, awful.
This is why Better Help doesn't have you on the ads. Bro,
you just don't understand sadness. No, I do, like be

(25:49):
that pretty common I'm saying, be sad, be that. Don't
try to be sad and horny like some people don't
want to feel the sadness. Yeah, some people are so
deep into sadness with a partner that they're just trying
to find the happiness and height and distraction of it.
We're great sexually, well, I mean, if you want to
chemistry is great there. So let's please avoid this tragic

(26:09):
situation that we're in and just go with you said
it's not healthy.

Speaker 2 (26:12):
Because if I go home and actually think about how
I feel about you, we're gonna have to break up
and I don't feel like going through that ship right now.

Speaker 3 (26:17):
So a why a healthy strategy?

Speaker 4 (26:18):
We're not? So why not like go I not work out?
Or something like why go to the today? I'm working out? Yeah,
but that ain't worked out? You ever worked out? Ma? Well,
you do work out? So yeah, ever worked out? Is
a crazy question. You know, when you work.

Speaker 2 (26:31):
See, when I work out, I think, I don't want
to think. I'll be on that treadmill thinking a million
eighteen different thoughts. I don't want to think what I mean.

Speaker 4 (26:38):
I'll be on that shit feeling chest pains, hoping I
ain't a heart attacked. Different.

Speaker 3 (26:43):
That's what my thinking is. Appened you wunk? I'm like, damn,
I'm out of shade.

Speaker 4 (26:45):
But is this is this? It is? This is where
I'm end Like? Is this hell?

Speaker 6 (26:49):
Like?

Speaker 4 (26:49):
This? Is it?

Speaker 7 (26:50):
Like?

Speaker 4 (26:50):
Should I get off of this? Okay? And in the
event that that happens, I would say, Yo, maul knew
what he was doing on that treadmill. I fucked the
next day. See, that's crazy that you died from a
heart attack. What you just done on that treadmill? Roory
If I died my heart attack and you have sex
the night of my funeral, I'm haunting you every day
in your life. I'm knocking it over your kitchen every

(27:11):
fucking night. You ain't gonna fit you. What if you
gonna have to move? What if he crying while he
in it?

Speaker 1 (27:15):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (27:16):
Nah, that's some psycho shit. I gotta leave him alone
like that. I won't be like, well, he's sick in
and I thought.

Speaker 5 (27:20):
But then it would contradict all of Maul's morals because
if he's in that room haunting me while I'm fucking,
that's gay.

Speaker 4 (27:26):
What you're doing.

Speaker 3 (27:28):
What you're looking at me for? Bro, you want to
see my da.

Speaker 4 (27:31):
Hang on, now he's gonna call me a gay ghost
like now now I'm a homo sexual ghost and ship right. See,
this is crazy. I'm just laughing because you try to
have sex to day I died. It's wow, you're dad,
that ain't your choice. You think if you died tomorrow,
I would have sex this week? You would call me
gay if I made any sexual decision based off you.

(27:53):
That's a fact.

Speaker 5 (27:53):
But I'm just saying, if you die this you think
I'm having sexe the week, turn my girl away Like, nah,
I can't do it tonight. Man, we gotta we gotta
think about Maul. You would look at me like, yeah,
that's the word.

Speaker 4 (28:04):
I can't say. Yeah, that's crazy. If I die, you
been new niggas better not fuck for a while. Man. Listen,
I'm taking your sister right to the crib, yo. You
I ain't gonna lie. I'm saying she might just be
some drop.

Speaker 3 (28:17):
You got a few friends. I didn't DM just out
of respect. Yeah, you gone crazy.

Speaker 4 (28:22):
I would ask your sister like, yo, yeah you're good.
You know what I'm saying. You need to ride home?
You straight, You need a right home. You in her city,
you need a right home. She might still might need
to ride another car. She came in, might be full
like and I would use the crazy grief ris like, Yo,
we should just be together tonight because I need to
be next to someone that felt the same way about
the Paris that I did. Like, even if we just

(28:42):
sit in silence, we both have the same full heart
for her. It would be nice to be around someone.

Speaker 2 (28:47):
But if I say that, I that I'm wrong. Right
if Mau died from a heart attack, I say that
the hop I'm wrong.

Speaker 4 (28:51):
No, not at all, I'm wrong right, not at all.
I'm not one of those bring it.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
Up.

Speaker 4 (29:00):
I love how fucking hop after Mall's funeral is fucking insane. Listen, man,
you know he listen, live life, have fun, because if
it was me, I'll do it. Y'all know how I
went out. If it's me, I'll do it. Go ahead,
have fun.

Speaker 5 (29:14):
He hop you ain't had no seat on your bicycle
and now you're fucking Demerius after mals.

Speaker 4 (29:18):
F Yeah, real ship while y'all playing fucking right, Yo,
how did we get here? Okay, we're supposed to talk
about that, and I don't know the funk We just
got down this path cacinal Dave Chappelle, so Dave Schapelle,
hot picture and leaving the repass and seeing hop into
Americ's taking it right home. It's an uber going to

(29:44):
same way. Big BIG's would snatched me by my mother
fucking hair and pulled me out the car. He will violate.
I know you wouldn't. He won't play Hey for what me?
Niggas know how I gave it up. Nobody's doing that.
It's okay. No. What is even funnier in this scenario
is that Arriss may think that she's about to get
some dick in a hop take of the studio to
listen to Madly beats.

Speaker 5 (30:05):
I got HoTT, y'all got, I'm going right to engine
room to play you some beats.

Speaker 4 (30:11):
He's gonna play. He's gonna play you some beats. You're
gonna get fucked right in the engine room. You got
to think that you're about to go there and hear
some unreleased Kanye versus. Shout out to hop and bigs.
This is all No, that's a fact, shout out. Don't
think you go in the dginroom to listen to some music.
I'm gonna let you know what what.

Speaker 3 (30:28):
He be doing, snitching all your brothers.

Speaker 4 (30:32):
It's a studio. Who ain't fucking in the studio? Who
doesn't I've never sucked in the studio, but I don't
get all right, man, all right, y'all know I know
what I know. No, you never get pushed. I know,
Ben Chappelle, that's sendl bro. Wait, why is it crazy
the audience? I'm just saying, all right, man. All I
said was okay, I told you twenty five. I want
to hear all the lies. I'm here for it. Wait,

(30:56):
I would fuck in the studio. You will, I know
you would, but I haven't. No, no whom the fuck child?
I have no, I have no idea that clean that up?
Oh ship, I didn't even Oh yeah, that's crazy Child's
real name. He's a grown man. Yeah, and still clean

(31:17):
that up because that's like crazy to pull him into that.

Speaker 3 (31:25):
Well, Ma, you have a lot of siblings.

Speaker 4 (31:30):
There's a high percentage chance with those numbers that you
might find out about a sibling later down the line.
Did that ever happen find out about a sibling that
my dad didn't know?

Speaker 3 (31:41):
Well, yeah, or you just didn't know about Nah.

Speaker 4 (31:45):
We all all, all of the siblings, we all know
each other. I mean, if it's somebody else out there,
they haven't come forward yet, good stay over there and nah,
no way a sibling saw the big pimpin video, was like,
I'm gonna.

Speaker 3 (31:56):
Kick that to myself. I'm not gonna approach that family.

Speaker 4 (32:02):
Yeah, nah, hopefully. I mean Pops was you know, he
was out, he was outside, man. But I think I
think we all all the siblings, we all have a relationship.
We all know who we are, Tamaris.

Speaker 2 (32:12):
My father has said that he thinks he saw he
saw a little girl one time and she really like
like she looked like him, and like he really thought
that there was a chance that might be his child.

Speaker 4 (32:21):
She was with a nanny. But other than that, now,
I'm not looking for anybody else. I already got to
split the wheel four ways. He should have took some
of her hair and got a DNA test. You just
want my dad to walk up to a little girl
and pull on her hair like, hey, how you doing,
act like he's going and just kind of get a
strain out of her heading and take it and get
a little DNA test. Yeah that feels like a really strategy. Yeah, yeah,
trick it out. I had one of my older frat

(32:45):
brothers it was like within the last three or four years,
married two kids. Uh, the oldest is fifteen. He found
out he had a twenty five year old daughter in Jamaica,
Like twenty five years.

Speaker 5 (33:01):
It was before he met his wife. Like, it's not
like he was stepped out on his marriage or anything.

Speaker 4 (33:04):
How old is he?

Speaker 5 (33:08):
Late forties? Okay, yeah, late forties maybe yeah, And like
had to deal with that too. I mean his wife
wasn't like yo, what the fuck because it was before.

Speaker 4 (33:17):
They even met. But now like they have a whole
extra part of their family, Like that has to be
a strange situation. That's tough.

Speaker 3 (33:26):
Twenty five years old, Like, hey, dad's like, whoa.

Speaker 4 (33:28):
Nah man, twenty five don't come to me telling me
my Hey dad, I'm not your dad. I'm not your
dad twenty five years old ever, and I'm just me
and you I'm not your dad. I mean me and
your moms may have hooked up. But I ain't your dad.

Speaker 7 (33:42):
Though, but you're my You're my. You might not be
my father, but you you my daddy. Daddy Like, no,
no the fuck I'm not. That's don't care stradding he
wants to do. You know, works twenty five year old
girl called me daddy.

Speaker 4 (33:56):
No, she wouldn't call you daddy, But you're that's what
you just said. You're my daddy. You are her daddy.
Like you're not her father, you didn't raise her, but
you are daddy. You her mother baby daddy, and you're
her daddy.

Speaker 6 (34:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (34:10):
Luckily for me, I don't have anything to worry about
when it comes to that. You don't know that I
ain't got no kids out here. Don't your responsibility though? Like,
what do you mean for twenty five year support man
for twenty five year od walk up to you, toy yo,
you my daddy. I'm like, listen, man, check this out.
I will fight you like you twenty five. We could
squail like that's legal. I'll fight a twenty five year old.

(34:32):
A twenty five year old dude walk up to me. Somebody, y'all,
I think you my daddy and your fan, check this out.
I'm not even in the moon fall us right now,
Like we can get it shaken out here, like this
is the plotza elf? Yeah, like what are we talking
to daddy? Twenty five? Get your grown dad go to work, niggas,
you're talking about your daddy, But why aren't you a dad?

Speaker 2 (34:51):
Like, okay, so if he was a senator, say you're
my dad. I feel like you don't think that.

Speaker 4 (34:57):
You are, Like at twenty five? What he doing in
like where he at?

Speaker 2 (35:01):
See, you can't do that because he would have been
there if you would have He would have been better
if you would have been there for me.

Speaker 4 (35:06):
I don't put that's I don't know.

Speaker 3 (35:08):
To put dead beat.

Speaker 4 (35:09):
I don't know about him. His mother. His mother is
whack for not telling me that that ain't me. Well,
I don't know that. Yes'm I'm a deadbeat. I don't
even know it's a beat out there? How would be
a dead beat? I didn't know I had a beat
walking around Like the fuck. Yeah, I didn't know that
that ain't on me. Maybe she didn't know that. Yeah,
that's a real thing. That's the real thing. Maybe twenty

(35:30):
three and me helped a lot of women like it was.
I thought I was on a hot streak that week.
But girls asked me that a lot, like you sure
you don't got no kids? I'm like, what does that
even mean? How will you sure if you don't have Yes,
if you're not in touch with every single woman that
you slept with, there that's a chance. I mean, yes,
it's a chance. But I think that if any woman

(35:50):
I've ever slept with and she actually had a kid
and thought it was mine, she would have told me that. Yeah,
she wouldn't go twenty five years to be like, hey,
so remember back in twenty eleven. You know what I'm saying,
be like, wait, you got money and ship? Yeah, she
wouldn't get that.

Speaker 2 (36:04):
Oh I abut a sy Let me see the nigga
I think might be my baby daddy on a fucking
clip going viral?

Speaker 4 (36:11):
You bugg the first out? What type of clip is it? Though?
Just because it's going viral, you're gonna be like, yo,
you might be my bigger podcast. Now. She saw the
Drake clips and the Trump clips and said, nah, he
don't need a father.

Speaker 3 (36:22):
Yep, good, I'm not going to reach out to good.

Speaker 4 (36:25):
Stay this. I saw that just interview. That's seven million
dollars out of my work. Yeah, call your pop. I
ain't got the phone on my phone number changed, change
my number on all you os. I don't have service ever. Yeah, grandfather?
Then crazy, but I feel like, would you Okay? So
if that did happen to you? Mal right?

Speaker 2 (36:42):
Suddenly you have a twenty five year old you find
out you take the DNA test, like it's real.

Speaker 4 (36:47):
How do you move forward from that? Do you try
to build a relationship and it's a it's a son,
Like I have a son. It doesn't matter. Wait, it
does matter, because how do I fee it was a daughter?
It's kind of like what am I gonna do with
twenty five year old daughter? Right now? Like how do I?
How do I love it?

Speaker 2 (37:05):
Like?

Speaker 4 (37:05):
How do I twenty five? Is like is it she?
She probably engaged the story. I'm all out of context.
Page is going to have a field day with this
fucking episode, just saying, like what do I do with
a twenty five year old woman that comes to me
and say, hey, you know my you know my mom
hooked up years ago. I'm your daughter. Once it's confirmed,
I mean she's a human, you can get to know her.

(37:26):
I mean, what do I do you take her to
get something to eat? I don't know? Twenty five?

Speaker 3 (37:31):
It's like I'm I'm gonna take her to the zoo.

Speaker 4 (37:33):
That's what I'm saying. What do you do with a
grown ass a grown ass woman? She's not a kid.
She's okay, but you can still get to know her,
like get to that. I mean, yeah, but she twenty five.
She probably woman to meet her at brunch with her homegirls.
I'm not doing that.

Speaker 3 (37:46):
What type of freaky this is that? Daughter? Swapshit I
was talking about?

Speaker 4 (37:50):
Because you might be like, yo, meet us at brunch, dad,
Like we're going to She's not going to say meet
us at brunch dad, She's I don't. I don't think.
So where did twenty five year old girls go to
hang out? To me? Not to hang out?

Speaker 2 (38:01):
You're meeting her half sit down or having your call
where y'all can watch like TV together.

Speaker 4 (38:05):
Like watch TV.

Speaker 3 (38:07):
Introduce her to this whole family.

Speaker 4 (38:08):
With their dad's mom. I'm not her dad. She's twenty five.
So when you were twenty five, what did you do
with your dad and mom like you were still their kids.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
When you were getting to know your father more after
he got after he got out of jail and he
got off drugs.

Speaker 4 (38:23):
What did you do with your dad to get to
know him more? Stay supposed to be ice grilled that
nigga for like three hours. Stare like motherfucker, Like you
know the Bronx, it's like five minutes away. Nah, But
it's I think it's different. That's why I said. If
it's a son, I think it's different. Like a daughter.
Your daughter being twenty five, that's the first time you
meet her. That that I think that's way more awkward

(38:44):
than a father meeting his twenty five year old son
for the first Are you afraid you're gonna catch or
something like?

Speaker 1 (38:49):
What?

Speaker 4 (38:49):
No, No, No, it's not that. It's just it's like,
yoa she's a grown woman. It's kind of like she
you know, you know, women are different, like y'all have
y'all once y'all reach a certain age, just like y'all
know who y'all are. With a son, it's like you
can kind of, you know, talk to him differently, give
him different advice. With a woman, it's like mom did
a great Give a woman advice? Right, No, but her
mom looks you look great, Look got a good job.

(39:11):
Mom did a great job, Like, I don't what do
you I mean, we could try to develop a relation,
but it's going to be awkward, like.

Speaker 3 (39:17):
That's your that's part of you.

Speaker 4 (39:19):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (39:20):
Yes, obviously it's going to be awkward, but eventually awkwardness
goes away once you get to know her, Like y'all
might have things in common, y'all might like but like
what if.

Speaker 4 (39:28):
I find her Instagram page and she a thought?

Speaker 3 (39:31):
You should have been a fucking father.

Speaker 4 (39:32):
I didn't know about this girl, Like.

Speaker 3 (39:36):
This is the result her mother kept her a secret.

Speaker 4 (39:38):
I did not know. That's not on me.

Speaker 2 (39:40):
Okay, it's not on you. But if she's a thought,
then you can understand why and you can still.

Speaker 4 (39:45):
That's crazy, How can I she's so still it falls
on me.

Speaker 2 (39:50):
No, it's not that it falls on you, but you
can just understand you, Like, what if she thought? Okay,
well you can understand why she is, but also why
does that matter? She's still a human being?

Speaker 4 (39:58):
Who's your child? Yeah, but I don't know if if
I meet my twenty five year old daughter for the
first time and we developed relationships like yeah, no, I've
seen your page, your podcast, like follow me, I'm okay,
follow her on Instagram or whatever, and she got like
the only fans on Helen, Well, you shouldn't be following her.
Then I'm just saying I just followed her. I G
I see the link tree, so you like my daughter

(40:20):
might she might be putting the out let me.

Speaker 3 (40:22):
Click the link you were looking for her Amazon list?

Speaker 4 (40:25):
If it's a link tree in the bio, Okay, let
me see what my daughter got going on. If I
see the only fans symbol, I don't know if I'm
speaking to her anymore. Let me just be honest. Okay,
what if your son is flooding the neighborhood with fentanyl?
That's cool.

Speaker 3 (40:40):
Who's a supply we could play catch?

Speaker 4 (40:43):
I might know somebody with they numbers could.

Speaker 3 (40:45):
Take her to get morning tea because you missed all
her tea parties. Like that could be a cool.

Speaker 4 (40:49):
I think that'd be dope, like your tea every morning,
go to work. I would hope she's cool, Yes, I hope.
So I'm saying in an event that she's not and
she's a thadie and she's here reckless, and it's like,
then how do I navigate through that relation? Well, you
try to build a relationship with her and show her
her worst.

Speaker 3 (41:06):
She probably watches Yeah, y'all can watch Batties together.

Speaker 4 (41:10):
You definitely watch Batties together. We could definitely watch We
could do that together. What if she's auditioning for Batties
you could be her manager? No, thank you. You know
what I'm saying, Like you, you don't want fifteen about
twenty five year old woman. I think if you had
to talk about a sixteen year old she might be cool,
and I think you should get to know her. That's

(41:31):
all hopefully, But you know, let's not put that on me.
I don't have no kids out here in the world.
Don't put none of these kids on me. I don't
want no girls from my past popping up. What if
she's a pop fan, if she's a fan of the pod, yeah,
before she like found out that you were her father. Oh,
then I would have a join us for a Patreon
it's content, gotta use it, get the work that you
would not do that. There is a Yeah, you would

(41:53):
introduce my introduce my daughter to the world. Well worry
did it with a podcast?

Speaker 2 (41:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (41:57):
But that he knew he that was like he was
there when she was born. It was different though. I'm
just meeting this twenty five year old woman like with
the rest of the world, like, hey, my daughter, So
I got a new update on the Uber Eat shit.
So oh god, back to the bananas, and I'm starting

(42:18):
I'm starting to think it's me. Right, maybe it's me,
but like bananas is something that you run out. You're like, fuck,
I ain't got more bananas. You look at the bowl,
the fruit bowl is like damn, you wanted to make
a smoothie? No bananas?

Speaker 2 (42:29):
Right?

Speaker 4 (42:31):
So I ordered some bananas the other day Uber Eats.
All right, I'll be here doing some largye order, you know,
a little fruit shit. Whatever knocks on the door, I'm like,
all right, cool, bring the bananas. The bag was a
little hefty. I was like, oh the bananas. I ordered
some bottle of water shit like that, just some like shit,

(42:52):
why is this bag? So I or the six bananas?
Snigga bought me six bunches of bananas. Oh that happened
to me before too. It happened to be wait at
the price point of six bananas, No, I had forty

(43:12):
two bananas, monkey ass, Nigga. See I made that jokers
very I'm.

Speaker 3 (43:19):
Gonna doude with forty It wasn't gonna make that joke.

Speaker 4 (43:21):
Forty two you know what? Forty two bananas on your
fucking counter looked like a lot.

Speaker 3 (43:25):
Of banana bread because they're gonna go.

Speaker 4 (43:26):
Bad house, Like, yo, how did you how does six
bananas equate to six bunches?

Speaker 2 (43:34):
See, you might have you might have hit the bunches
though in that because you know they have the ba And.

Speaker 4 (43:38):
Then I look back different between forty two bananas and
six price.

Speaker 3 (43:42):
Wise, I feel like it's noticeable. Yeah, maybe, but you.

Speaker 4 (43:45):
Don't notice it until he's already on the way to
the house. You look at the resuming like wait what
so I looked after he delivered him like, yo, wait,
I didn't order this. But the beautiful thing about Uber
Eats is you You refuted, like, I didn't order this
many bananas? Like okay, what do you think he thought
while he was at the grocery store, like this guy
wants forty two bananas, that's the thing, Rory, I don't

(44:08):
think he thought. I think he's I think he saw
what type of party for the Boston Marathon. He was like,
I just don't I think that people when they shop
certain people they just see a number and they're just like, okay,
six of these and they're just picking them up and
putting them in the cart. Like there's no way you

(44:31):
make that type of mistake and you have some type
of discernment and you and.

Speaker 2 (44:35):
For something like that, you just called a person like
a nigga bought me. I asked for I ordered six onions.
Nigga brought me six bags of onions, yeah, I said,
with everything else that was in my fucking cart, right.

Speaker 4 (44:46):
Which was like, like, did you think I needed this
many onions?

Speaker 2 (44:49):
What made you think? What the fuck did you think
I've got two things to me? What the fuck am
I putting all these onions in quickly?

Speaker 1 (44:55):
Right?

Speaker 4 (44:56):
Uh? Yeah? French onion soup for the neighborhood. She'd be
giving back a super kitchen, Like what is she doing?

Speaker 6 (45:04):
Fuck?

Speaker 4 (45:05):
That is crazy, man, forty two bananas. Don't forget bananas again,
that fucking grocery store. No, I'm done. I'm done ordering
fruit on uber. Yeah. Yeah, I'm done. Are you just
gonna go to the grocery store? Yeah? Like if I
run out in the middle of the day and I'm
like fuck, like I just got to go to store myself. Yeah,
I'm done. I try to have faith in our you know,

(45:25):
first responders. We call Uber each people first responders. Who's
we me? Me is just we And I try to
have you know, faith in them and think like, you know,
everybody's cool. But we need to just let the women
handle the uber grocery orders, Like, let the women handle that,
because women know how to shop, Women know how to

(45:48):
go in there, they know what you need. And women
have great you know, in case, you know, best replacement,
they have best replacement options.

Speaker 3 (45:55):
And they belong in the kitchen regards.

Speaker 4 (45:57):
Yeah, that's their that's their area. They should that's where
they belong. Yeah, in the grocery stores and in the kitchen.

Speaker 3 (46:03):
We got off path with his transgender.

Speaker 4 (46:05):
It just gott it should only be women allowed in
the grocery sto exactly. I don't ever want to see
you in the grocery store.

Speaker 3 (46:10):
But not drive from the groceries. No, God, no, you can.

Speaker 4 (46:14):
Drive from if you're bringing me my groceries, But don't
pick up somebody and have them sit in the.

Speaker 5 (46:19):
Back of you and wear e turtle neck. We don't
want to see Yeah, cover up that neck. Any updates
with your gay neighbors. We were talking off Mike you.
You guys were starting to become friends of it. Then
they didn they invite you in for like a game
or something. He was like, nah, you're gay, you're not
watching it.

Speaker 4 (46:34):
I did, did, I did? Try to paint me like
this guy man, trying to remember the conversation. Conversation.

Speaker 3 (46:42):
I was lying.

Speaker 4 (46:43):
No, I just said, you know how we passed each
other in the whole. Sometimes I say what's up, and
then that's it.

Speaker 3 (46:48):
Wasn't there some interaction where they like invited you in
or something.

Speaker 4 (46:51):
No, you was asking that they did they invite me
in for? And I was like, oh, yeah it super Bowl. Yeah.
I was like, no, they didn't.

Speaker 3 (46:57):
They didn't invite You don't think the party was crazy.

Speaker 4 (46:59):
I'm sure was. I'm sure they had a great, great time.
I just yeah, just I should have knocked on their door,
like I got some extras, I got something. I know
y'all be in there, like, you know, might need some
bananas in your gay relationship. I don't know, like you know,
it is what it is. All love to the neighbors.
Though I'm a neighborly guy, I'm a great I am
a great neighbor. I'm a great neighbor. Neighbors could knock

(47:19):
on my door if they need something. I'm that guy. Yeah,
as a neighbor ever knocked on your door since you've
left the Bronx.

Speaker 3 (47:26):
Yeah, he asked for what. I'm a neighborly guy. What
did they ask for?

Speaker 4 (47:30):
One of my neighbors he had a frenchie And when
my sister came up one time with the frenchy with
our dog, he had just knocked on the door and
was asking if the dog was there, like he was
about to go outside, like y'all, you know, let's let
them have a plate. There was like n here this weekend,
so you know, things like that, or if I was
part of that at the gay neighbor No, that was
okayg he was he sure, No, he was a he

(47:54):
knocked frenchie. He got mad bitches, yo. That I tell
you something. I used to see that nigga. I used
to see him our I'd be like, he just give
me a look like yeah, man, you know another one
like damn like you. Yeah, he was getting to it now,
he was getting to.

Speaker 2 (48:11):
It seeing this speed of thing about being a girl
working with y'all. Because now I'm thinking about if a
nigga was ever set up there.

Speaker 4 (48:18):
Like yo, another one. If I was the bitch going
in the crib and a nigga was like another one.
J Kelly, Yeah, you was definitely that. He was definitely
the another one. You was one of the ones. You
one of the ones, yo, baby, didn't be mad as
you one of them ones that shit got my fucking
I got you, baby. Don't do that, because you know,

(48:38):
when you're dealing with a guy and he's a guy
that get bitches, don't do that. Y'all love the niggas
that get bitches until you wanted the bitches that got.

Speaker 3 (48:45):
Got and still like it and still like you. No,
then you try to compete with the bitches.

Speaker 4 (48:50):
The only tell me I don't like it is when
it's a bitch that he fucking with that you don't like.

Speaker 2 (48:55):
You know, I don't want men with bitches anymore. I
want men who are having spiritual experiences with women.

Speaker 4 (49:00):
She is some of these Let me tell you something,
some of these women to give you experiential experience. You'll
see God, that had me so fire under the blanket.
You Oh she under there going crazing like somebody wrestling
under there. I ran in, I ran into a doorman
from the first first luxury building I was ever in
uh in Jersey City.

Speaker 3 (49:20):
Ran into the door guy just just in General Square.

Speaker 4 (49:23):
Like Wanner.

Speaker 5 (49:24):
He had his son, which I could not realize how
old he was. He had like an eighteen year old
son with him, and he was like, man, listens the
bitches he had coming in and out of here. I
was like, could you not say this in Journal Square
to your son? That's why I gave him a Christmas gift.
Always money. It's nothing wrong with it, though. If you

(49:46):
somebody that you know women like it, you know. No,
I'm just telling you the doorman and everyone that works
in these luxury buildings is looking at you like, oh
another one.

Speaker 4 (49:55):
Oh no my door, maan No, I slide them one
hundred dollars every other month head man. Just feel like, yo,
what's up? Don't let nobody walk past this desk that
looked like anybody walked past this desk that looked like
they might be coming to my point?

Speaker 3 (50:13):
Didn't that.

Speaker 5 (50:13):
I'm not sure if I told this on Patreon. Definitely
not the regular episode. When I did skinny dipping in
my first luxury building pool with a chick, I didn't
know after like a certain time that triggers an alarm,
and one of the doorman's was like, Yo.

Speaker 4 (50:27):
You're fucking wild, but go just go like your just go.

Speaker 3 (50:32):
I like your sty I thought I was getting kicked out.

Speaker 4 (50:35):
Of my bar. Gotta get cool with the doorman one day.
Of course, never mind, baby, I didn't give you'll no
more stories on this podet you did to the door man. Baby,
I knew sh to the door man. I ain't do
nothing to the door man.

Speaker 2 (50:46):
But one time I had an experience in a pool,
a rooftop pool. I knew that was you, and didn't
know that there was a camera.

Speaker 4 (50:59):
Mm hmm. Do you think a rooftop pool don't got
a camera? It depends they figured out how to put
water on a roof. It depends on what rooftop pool
though it was.

Speaker 3 (51:10):
It was every rooftop pool in the world has a camera.

Speaker 4 (51:13):
It was in LA and I just didn't mmmmmm, I
know exactly. You find out that I know exactly what
rooftop pool you was at. No, you don't, Yes, I do, well,
you don't. I got the tape. Shut up, shut up.

Speaker 3 (51:27):
I was relaxed. Whack one I came.

Speaker 4 (51:31):
I went to tell my home my home person.

Speaker 2 (51:34):
I'm not even gonna say whether it's a girl or boy,
but I want to tell my home person, my home buddy,
what happened. And they were like, they were like, you know,
there's a camera up there, right. She was like, damn
s girl or whatever. She was like, they regularly checked
the cameras because they've come up there and told me
to stop. Like I think she was like throwing like
an unauthorized party or something. She was like, they told

(51:55):
me not to do that anymore. Like there's cameras, there's
a security guard that watches that camera to make sure
people don't drowned.

Speaker 5 (52:00):
So now I'm terrified in my building. When we jumped
in the pool. But as that's what triggered. When we
hit the water, there was an alarm. That's what I'm saying, Baby,
do what.

Speaker 4 (52:10):
He saw you doing, So you swim my bible, start swimming.
He was swimming, everybody was swimming. Nemo, Nima drowning.

Speaker 5 (52:20):
Butt eight at the edge of the pool if you're
out of pool, Like, that's kind of the point of
having that edge when you're right there.

Speaker 3 (52:26):
Yeah, that's what Like, that's what. Yeah, there's no shame
of that. Everybody, it's almost like ten years ago. But yeah,
that's it years ago.

Speaker 4 (52:33):
It was like ten years ago.

Speaker 3 (52:34):
Everything is always fifteen. Everything in my life, it is.

Speaker 4 (52:36):
Always an even number. It's always no matter how long
ago it was, it's always an even number.

Speaker 5 (52:42):
But what I've noticed too, because I'm getting old and
didn't realize it, my ten year excuse is starting to
add up to times that don't add up.

Speaker 4 (52:49):
Yeah, I gotta start saying twenty years, twenty.

Speaker 3 (52:51):
Years, it's ten years ago. Went that long for it
at all? That ship was fucking twenty fifteen.

Speaker 4 (52:56):
But I can't. I can't be telling my story from
two thousand and four and be like, yo, twenty one
year years ago.

Speaker 5 (53:00):
But then, like, when I'm telling these stories, I'm thinking,
like if I say fifteen years, twenty years, that sounds insane.

Speaker 3 (53:05):
Yeah, but it doesn't at this point.

Speaker 4 (53:07):
Yeah, I don't even know the filth that was because.

Speaker 5 (53:09):
The luxury building I'm talking about was before twenty fifteen. Yeah,
and I would be like ten years ago, it was
longer than ten ures, twenty seven years ago.

Speaker 3 (53:16):
That checks out for you. I don't mean that a
bad way.

Speaker 4 (53:19):
I know what I was doing in ninety eight.

Speaker 1 (53:22):
Damn.

Speaker 2 (53:22):
I was still spitting up. Don't, don't, don't don't. It
was low hanging fruit.

Speaker 4 (53:28):
Just don't. I'm just saying people spitting up, don't, just relax. Relax.
That was.

Speaker 2 (53:37):
Fary ass fucking experience. I've never been so scared in
my life, Like I really thought, that's scared of what?

Speaker 4 (53:42):
So what if they saw your ass naked? Baby? Did it?
They saw you bobbing for apples under the water, like
this is what it is. They saw you popped the
ear out of his swimming trunks like it's all good.

Speaker 3 (53:55):
What tying trunks did he have for?

Speaker 4 (53:57):
You know what? Baby? He popped that bubble with a.

Speaker 5 (54:08):
As someone that defends Kanye more than they should, this
is like, this is corny as fuck, This is hard,
this is stupid. Like, fuck, Kanye West, why did you
ever heard me say something like that?

Speaker 4 (54:18):
Were that kind of got work? Kanye? He was making
fun of CASTI again.

Speaker 3 (54:22):
You got a daughter? You said you're dirty? What the
fuck is wrong with you?

Speaker 4 (54:27):
I'm not agree, I'm agreeing with you. I'm done with
Kanye West. I never actually even thought I would see
the day I have.

Speaker 5 (54:33):
I've set out loud certain things like dare can't funk
with Kanye and still quiality listen to his music. I'm
finally this has finally gotten me to that point.

Speaker 4 (54:39):
Is it is?

Speaker 1 (54:40):
It?

Speaker 4 (54:40):
Is it? The tweets in support of Puff.

Speaker 5 (54:44):
Yes, and then you're making merch and then on top
of that, you not even on the side of like
the way Puff's kids are supporting their pops because that's
their pops, even though they have nothing to do with that.

Speaker 4 (54:55):
And I have some grace in understanding because that's their dad.
They want to stand by him. That's because that's their blood,
that's their dad.

Speaker 5 (55:03):
Yay is continuing on and it's like, I'm only doing
this for selfish reasons. He not doing it because he
really want to stand with his brother. He doesn't fuck
with Puff, he hates Puff. He's using a moment over
a woman that was fucking punted through a hotel hallway
to sell a T shirt that you probably not even
gonna print. You have daughters, you nasty motherfucker. This is disgusting. Yeah,

(55:25):
it's gross. Fuck Kanye West.

Speaker 4 (55:28):
All falls down. Will never overshadow bullshit like that to me?

Speaker 1 (55:33):
Right?

Speaker 4 (55:33):
No, I agree that the art never overshadows like.

Speaker 3 (55:35):
Man fust and ship sorry, did I take it too far?
I didn't want to talk about it.

Speaker 4 (55:42):
I was actually happy that it didn't get like the
traction that Kanye thought it was gonna get. That's why
I was sop Fore I didn't want to talk about
because I want to give more light to it, not
to say that we would bring more lights to Kanye
West rant.

Speaker 3 (55:54):
But this didn't go the way he thought it was
going to go.

Speaker 4 (55:58):
The rant.

Speaker 2 (55:59):
No, the antic screenshot and taking a picture of a
like screenshoting that that video of Diddy before he beat
on Cassie, Like that's not like you screenshoting that and
tweeting it like hoodies that mass like come match what
she had on in the video, Like it's levels. Like No,
I used to stand up for Kanye a lot too,
but no, I'm done. He's cooked them.

Speaker 4 (56:19):
That is That is the consensus that I've seen, like
a lot of people that supported Kanye through a lot
of his rants and things that he said in the past. Uh,
this rant this past weekend, Uh was the was the
rant that I think most people are finally at a
point where they're like, all right, man, like I'm I'm
done with this dude. And I and I and I
agree with you. Roy like the things he said, I

(56:41):
was questioning and I'm like, yo, but why is he
tweeting this? And I'm like, Okay, I get it. You
have you know, because I called it last week. Whenever
he has something to sell us, he goes on this
crazy brant and you know, like clockwork, it gets everybody
stirred up. And you know, his things, his his his
tweets are posted everywhere, so you know it's marketing. But
I'm of the belief that kan the reason why I'm

(57:01):
looking at this rant a little crazy, well, all of
his rants, but this one in particulars because I'm like,
Kanye doesn't need to do any of this to sell anything.
Kanye could post a link tonight with his album his
merch and everybody that was going to support and buy
it before his rent is kind of support and by it. Anyway,
even if he didn't go on to rent, people are
going to see he as a cult following. He has

(57:22):
a built in fan base that is going to tell
him we love you no matter what, except for I
think this past rant is the one where I think
his fan base is now looking at him for the
first time that I can remember. And saying collectively like, nah, fam,
you went a little too far with this.

Speaker 5 (57:39):
And as an advocate for mental health, that has given
Kanye a lot of grace when he's done wild rants before.
I think he was undiagnosed, didn't have good people around him.
I was on that side of let's give some grace
to him.

Speaker 4 (57:51):
Here. This is not mental health. You're an asshole. There's
nothing about this. Don't put a better help ad right here. Sorry, Josh,
this is not mental health. You're a fucking asshole. You
know exactly what you're doing and who it's gonna affect.
And in a week or two, if I see one
fucking Kanye West rant of they're keeping my kids away

(58:13):
from me, they won't let me see my children, I'm
a victim. If I ever said some shit like that
or or posted what he posted about Cassie and Kia
took Amar away, she fucking should m No, I agree.
Listen when he.

Speaker 3 (58:24):
Starts crying, Yo, why I know it helped me get
my kids.

Speaker 4 (58:27):
This is why. This is the first time where I
think that I understand a lot of you know, the
things that Kanye has gone through as far as like family,
you know, and again he's you know, he's he's he's
tweeting and ranting and saying that a lot of these
things were you know, people didn't support him when they
were trying to take his family. For man, we all
collectively felt like damn, Like especially you as a father,

(58:49):
can understand if somebody is trying to take your kids away,
and you know, we don't know the full story. But
then when you get rants like this, that gives us
a peaking to the mind and the thoughts of this person.
This is obviously somebody that is unstable, who's unpredictable.

Speaker 3 (59:04):
See, this is this is where I'm starting to disagree.

Speaker 5 (59:07):
Even though we all know Kanye does have mental health problems,
even coming off that justin the boyshit of a somewhat
coherent conversation, Kanye can no longer use that excuse with me.

Speaker 3 (59:19):
This is intentional.

Speaker 5 (59:20):
This isn't some fucking manic, this very this is strategic.
This is actually the stable part of Kanye. And that's
my problem. No, he's saying someone crashing out. No, he's
says someone doing something very intentional, who is a very
very smart he knows.

Speaker 4 (59:35):
But Rory, he's saying it's intentional. He said it. He
said everything he's tweeting, he knows what he's tweeting. He's okay.
He's even went on live and you know he said
he posted a video because a video Kodak Black in
the street eating chicken or something like sitting in the
middle of the street that came hit the timeline and
Kanye posted a video saying, like, I know, throughout my tweets,

(59:55):
people think I'm somewhere going crazy right now, Like I'm fine,
I'm okay.

Speaker 3 (59:58):
So clearly more selfish bullshit.

Speaker 4 (01:00:00):
Did he fly?

Speaker 3 (01:00:00):
Did he fly like he said he was gonna do
and go get Kodak?

Speaker 4 (01:00:02):
I mean, we don't know that. I mean, so you know,
we don't know. Did he go get everyone's masters back
after the last Twitter rant two years ago?

Speaker 6 (01:00:09):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:00:09):
Well, no, we know that every time he tries to
clean up his crazy bullshit with stuff that we agree with,
he never follows through with it. So you're saying that
this that's why, that's why I saw Big Sean and
Drink Champs hurt as fuck, Like, why would you not
only say all that shit about me, but then you
went on this rant You're gonna get everyone's master's back,
and instead of actually doing that.

Speaker 3 (01:00:29):
You shiit on my character and who I am as
a person. I've been nothing but nice to you.

Speaker 4 (01:00:32):
Yeah. Yeah, fuck fuck man.

Speaker 5 (01:00:34):
No, listen, listen, I get it, and which I hate
when he tries to make points that I do agree
with that. I do think black executives are definitely attacked.
I think a lot of shit does get made up.
I think that is a real point that does need
to get looked into. But you know, we have that video,
so I don't even want to hear a fucking thing
about that.

Speaker 4 (01:00:53):
No, these tweets were, you know, I laugh at a
lot of shit. I found human a lot of shit.
But when he started going the whole Cassie, you know,
he even said, yeah, I've hit women before, and this,
that and the third you start going that route and
start okaying that behavior, that's when I kind of got
to be like, all right, I faim I can't I
can't tune into this no more, because this is clearly

(01:01:15):
somebody that is just you know, in their own world
and their own head and doesn't understand, you know, what's
going on around him and how it affects everybody going
on around him. Because Cassie has to read she has
to see that she has to read these tools. I
think Kanye is very aware of how it affects everyone
around him. I think he doesn't care. Well, yeah, he's
just a selfil. That's well, that's why I'm on the
side now where I don't I can care less about

(01:01:36):
a Kanye album. I mean, I'm being honest. I didn't
care about this new album coming out like that anyway.
So if I'm just being out. Once I heard it
was an AI album, I'm like, I don't really give
a fuck about that. But you know, I'm at the
point now that you're at with Kanye as well, Like
I'm I just I don't care about a rant. I
don't care about an album. I don't care about anything
Kanye has to sell. I do care about him, uh,

(01:01:58):
you know, becoming a better person, a better father, a
better but let me not say a better father, a
better example of a father. But he needs to get
he needs to get some help, he needs to get
some people around him and you know, really address his
issues and what's really because a lot of this seems
like it's reactive because he was hurt when people didn't

(01:02:19):
help him with his family situation. So now he kind
of lashes out and you know what I mean. So
that's just a cycle of just trauma that he obviously
is dealing with. But again, I don't think he cares.
I think he's just all about Kanye and serving Kanye.
We and we'll get off the side. This went way
longer than some shit I don't want to talk about.

Speaker 5 (01:02:38):
I do want to give grace to his crew because
I hate that when people from the outside looking at it, like, Yo,
why why isn't his friends like trying to stop him
from doing this? Too many yes men around it. I
know John Monopoly cares about Kanye West wholeheartedly. I know
he's trying to stop him from doing crazy shit. Some
people in your crew, you're not a yes man. You
just can't stop that certain shit. And I'm not about

(01:03:00):
to go in this crash out shit with you. Don't
do that shit, and if you choose otherwise, you're a
grown fucking man, And that's it.

Speaker 4 (01:03:09):
I know, I'll be really cares for Kanye West. Kanye
does have good people in a circle. Kanye West isn't
going to listen. Yeah, But when you're Kanye West, no
matter who you are, what's worth a yes man? Or
somebody that's a leader of a crew that won't listen
to their crew. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It doesn't
matter who's around Kin. He needs to get like professional help,
not just good people. He needs people that can recognize,

(01:03:32):
you know, the mental illness that is there and kind
of like help him work through that, because at this point,
he's just burning his legacy, he's burning his fan base,
he's burning everything that he's worked so hard to build.
And why is he doing that? That's the questions, like, well,
why are you doing this? Because you really don't have
to do this, So it's all intentional, it's self sabotaging.

(01:03:54):
And whenever you see somebody doing that, there's a reason.
There's an issue that needs to be addressed. And you know,
hopefully when he gets the help that he needs and
you know, works on becoming a better person. But I'm
off to the Kanye West support trainer.

Speaker 3 (01:04:08):
This attention to himself.

Speaker 4 (01:04:09):
He's admitted that he was so scared of Drake because
Drake finally got more attention than him Kendrick after the
La Boy shit. He already's admitting he's pissed off that
Kendrick was the one that did that to Drake. Now
Kendrick doing the Super Bowl, he trying to prove to
him his own weirdo ego that he is still bigger
than everyone else. And now we don't care. We're looking
at not like us on super Bowl right now. I
don't give a fuck about your weird rants on Twitter.

(01:04:31):
You're not you, not the god you really think you are.
You're a genius in your own right. But dog know
your time is is starting to pass unless you change
your approach. A lot of this is your fault, though,
White people. No, just people like Rory that started calling
him yeazy Jesus the first time you called, I've never

(01:04:53):
called you. Did you went to his show and you
was sholl yeezer save us hell, that's what you did. Okay,
you started calling I didn't do that. What I did
buy the shirt? Did you wear it out? Did you
wear any public? Hundred that's you saying Jesus or the public.
That's your fault. See, I never I never called them that.

Speaker 7 (01:05:14):
No.

Speaker 4 (01:05:16):
I did catch some of the oscars. Halle Berry is
the most beautiful woman I think we've probably ever seen
in our lives. She still looks amazing, still looks incredible.
Shout out to the movie Anora, Anora. I heard about
the movie before the Oscars. I didn't see it yet,
but they cleaned up last night at the Oscars. They

(01:05:36):
won five out of the six nominations they had. I think,
so do gotta watch that is it's about I think
sex a sex worker in Brighton Beach. Okay, yeah, so
I'm familiar. Yeah, I'm pretty sure you know those streets.
Gotta watch that. I've lived at Spring Yeah, gotta watch that.
But yeah, I just Halle Berry man.

Speaker 3 (01:05:58):
Wait, is she the sex worker?

Speaker 4 (01:05:59):
How? Yeah? No, no, no, she's not in the movie.

Speaker 3 (01:06:02):
Oh okay, going to see her.

Speaker 4 (01:06:04):
Actually, actually the the young lady that's in the movie,
that's the that plays the lead. She won Best Actress. Okay,
she won the Best Actress's her first first nomination and
she won. She won the Best Actress, So shout out
to her.

Speaker 5 (01:06:18):
I feel like the only clip I really did see
out of the entire thing, I have to say, unfortunately,
I believe in the nuclear family and marriage. But Adrian
Brodie's wife just not to sit in the corner and
take that she eat that. I mean, what what would
you want someone to do in that situation. Not advocating
cheating or anything, but I mean, if halle Berry is

(01:06:39):
about to make.

Speaker 4 (01:06:39):
Out, what you just gotta I mean, if I'm my wife,
is you're my supportive spouse?

Speaker 3 (01:06:44):
If you stop it.

Speaker 4 (01:06:44):
Yeah, if me and my wife are somewhere and halle
Berry wants to kiss me, no, not make out, she's not,
she's tongueing me down, but she wants to kiss me
on my lips, I think my wife would be perfectly
fine with that. That's halle Berry. My wife would probably
want to kiss on her lips too. So is this
a double standard? Because if Denzel tried to do it
to your wife, me and Dinzel gotta get down, And
like Wax said, we gotta get down. Me and Nozzelle,

(01:07:08):
we gotta get out, gotta get out. I got the
text messages, we gotta get out.

Speaker 5 (01:07:14):
I don't even think that's an equivalent though, Like to me,
halle Berry is just over here. The only way for
the wife to get her look back is to also
kiss halle Berry. I don't think there's an equivalent. Yeah, no,
it's not Denzel.

Speaker 4 (01:07:25):
She's hall to y'all because y'all are men. Do you
mean you don't you kiss Cally Barry too. That's what
I don't think there's I would do everything. Kissing at
the bottom of the too. I would be at the
bottom me too, kissing at the bottom me.

Speaker 5 (01:07:40):
Well, cut, I don't think there's my teeth one the
straightest of women. I still think it's kissing Ali Berry,
Oh for sure.

Speaker 2 (01:07:48):
Jean are saying there's no there's no equality to it,
and I'm like, that's because y'all are men.

Speaker 4 (01:07:53):
So if y'all don't, you can't kiss, you can't kiss Thor.
Like we're on a red carpet and Thor walks up kissed.
But to women, all right, name another famous beautiful woman.
What do you mean just in general?

Speaker 5 (01:08:10):
Okay, if Zendia kiss you, then yes, you get your
link back with Denzel or a man or whatever. Halle
Barry I'm saying, is in this glass case that's above everything.
The only way to get the link back is to
kiss her. There is no equivalent to it, but kiss me.

Speaker 4 (01:08:24):
Yeah? Cool, you can go kiss another guy on the
red carpet. And Halle Berry's over here disagreeing with you.
Y'all feel that way because you are men. That's what
I'm trying I just gave you an example where she
could go kiss a man.

Speaker 3 (01:08:34):
No, Halle's just not that.

Speaker 4 (01:08:36):
Okay, we're in a throutle, now, yeah, that's fine. I'm
kissing Thor. You a kiss Thor? Would I would I
kiss Thor?

Speaker 3 (01:08:44):
She go to the bottom?

Speaker 4 (01:08:46):
What the fuck is wrong with you? Hell yeah, that's
Thor you're talking about. It's actually not Thor. But he
just plays that move. But I get it.

Speaker 3 (01:08:57):
I just what was the context of this. I only
saw the phone.

Speaker 4 (01:09:00):
Well, they Adrian Brody kissed Halle Berry years ago on
the Oscar stage when he won. Yeah, he's surprised her
were the kids.

Speaker 2 (01:09:07):
So this was kind of like her get back get
and she apologized to the wife right before she did it.

Speaker 4 (01:09:12):
The wife is a good sport, though she she wasn't
drivening about that. Nah.

Speaker 3 (01:09:16):
I might fight, though that's pre planned. I understand.

Speaker 5 (01:09:19):
But if you just roll up on the red carpet
where I can't even like manage what you're about to do,
and Y're all about to kis your husband and go
do it, yeah, I might fight somebody.

Speaker 2 (01:09:28):
But he did that to her and he didn't know
who Halley was dating at the time, like nor did
he kid nor did he give a rats.

Speaker 4 (01:09:33):
As Adrian Brody? And then watch it. I don't care
who you dating. I'm the best actor. No man would
give a fuck who Hallie.

Speaker 2 (01:09:40):
You see how his cheeks are like puckered. And she
was sucking the air out in the back of that
nigga throat man, I show wish Wolf halle Cama loins.

Speaker 4 (01:09:51):
No, I'm chilling, I'm chilling. That was very halle Berry,
Ali Berry. Halle Berry. I would drink her bath water
when I was like sixteen school wait.

Speaker 3 (01:10:02):
In person.

Speaker 4 (01:10:03):
Yeah, we performed. We performed that. She was there when
she was.

Speaker 5 (01:10:05):
Learning so much about you. So young space Cakes is
in Harlem and runs into halle Berry.

Speaker 4 (01:10:13):
No, we had we had a show. I was in
the boys Squad Harlem and we were performing somewhere in Manhattan,
and halle Berry was one of the guests at the event.
And she came up and you know, just greeted us hello,
and we took a picture of her, and we was
all kind of just standing around like all in all
little young Horney, little kids from Harlem, and I said,
I'll drink your bath water. She just started laughing, and

(01:10:34):
my counsel looked at me like, nigga, you about to
be suspended for two weeks, so I would be so embarrassed.

Speaker 3 (01:10:40):
Oh my young, look what's coming from the pulpit A
choir singing about the Lord.

Speaker 4 (01:10:49):
I got that ship off. I might have a picture,
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (01:10:52):
Because we've seen you with Vanessa Williams.

Speaker 4 (01:10:55):
With Stevie Luther vandros Luth Big Luther.

Speaker 3 (01:10:59):
He kept that. Holley went to himself, Yeah, that's crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:11:02):
Yeah, I had to get it off though, baby, come on,
he said he was in the club with a Leah
and bow Wow. I forgot about that All Star week
in DC ball. Lived a fucking life. Yeah, respect your name,
I mean, out of everything that he's talked about though.
Oh yeah, telling Halle Berry to her face, I'll drink
your bath water.

Speaker 3 (01:11:23):
Oh yeah, insert here on screen with a crazy smile.

Speaker 4 (01:11:28):
Yeah, I totally right that I drink your bath water.
Why are you like that? My counsel looked at me,
like two weeks you ask so what, nigga? What hell? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:11:41):
Was it like an uncomfortable laugh or like.

Speaker 4 (01:11:44):
She was with she was She laughed like it was
like she knew you know, I mean, it's honey, horny
little teenage teenage boy, like, come on, you know what
it was? Call me Halle saying that in like the
whole get up and kind of robe on the ship tied.
I was like, Underhea, I get fresh, like I got
on some bullshit right outside my school clothes. Yeah, you

(01:12:05):
gotta see me outside my work clothes. You know what
I'm saying. I'm at I'm at work right now. You
know what I'm saying. Word, I got that off.

Speaker 5 (01:12:12):
I mean, now that you are of age and obviously
you know, Hollie still looks amazing. Would you do your
version of you don't know my name like Alicia Keys shit,
but to Halle?

Speaker 1 (01:12:22):
Hell?

Speaker 4 (01:12:23):
Yeah? Can we pull up the instrumental? Oh no, no,
I'm not now y'all. Just no, no, no, I can't
do it right now. Let me get into my I'm
not doing it right now.

Speaker 3 (01:12:30):
Can on Patreon?

Speaker 4 (01:12:31):
Maybe? Yeah? I gotta like, I gotta sit down and really,
I gotta sit down and really think, like how would
I say that? You know what I'm saying. I gotta
really like get it?

Speaker 3 (01:12:37):
How much did you think about the first interaction.

Speaker 4 (01:12:39):
I was just young and dumb.

Speaker 3 (01:12:41):
That's just just let it fourmones.

Speaker 4 (01:12:43):
Just let it. That's I'm sixteen at the time. Let it.
Who gives a ship? Yeah, but now I gotta really like,
you know, grown man, grown man balls or something you
gotta deal with.

Speaker 5 (01:12:53):
Obviously, Hallie's a huge fan of this podcast, so she's
gonna see this. What if maybe you get like a
d M or some type of message that says, prove it.

Speaker 4 (01:13:02):
Mmm, that's my type of bars. Prove that I would
drink a bad No, prove it, prove that I would
drink your bathroom? What time is bathtime?

Speaker 3 (01:13:13):
You want Halle's itinerary?

Speaker 4 (01:13:15):
Like, what time is bathtime? Halle? All right?

Speaker 3 (01:13:17):
But what if Halle uses like a lot of soaping.

Speaker 4 (01:13:20):
It's all right, it's all right, Okay, I won't get down.

Speaker 3 (01:13:23):
It'd be like the lower Rascal.

Speaker 4 (01:13:24):
It's just purple animals, Yeah, Halle, yes, absolutely, all right.

Speaker 3 (01:13:28):
On the list how much bathwater would you drink? Who's
on that list? Top five bath waters?

Speaker 5 (01:13:35):
Because I mean that's saying something, yeah, to drink the
bat There's a bunch of attractive women that I think
is amazing, but I don't know if I'm gonna drink
their bathwater respectfully.

Speaker 2 (01:13:44):
And this is all respectfully, respectful, lust Yeah, respectful.

Speaker 5 (01:13:48):
You know, we know they these people don't like us whatever,
I get it in cells. Whatever, what is having fun?
Who's an insol I'm just predicting the comments.

Speaker 4 (01:13:56):
I mean what Halle is number one obvious Victoria money
for me? Yeah, yeah, I can't say because I'm like,
I'll run into it, so I can't say that.

Speaker 5 (01:14:08):
I can't even if I agree with the maris, I
can't cosign that because it's like I'm gonna see her
and like, yeah, no, I was watching a clip and
he was talking aboutdrinking my bath water, like you should
probably leave the session.

Speaker 4 (01:14:18):
You should probably you should probably find your way out,
like you're a creepy you should. Probably you're offering somebody
like you should probably get out now, like I'm out
of here. Don't worry about it.

Speaker 3 (01:14:29):
Just a suggestion.

Speaker 4 (01:14:32):
Jennifer Lopez, Yeah, j Lo nostalgia purposes I show j
Lo for sure. Absolutely, I hear you. But even like
Jlo and Halley, as beautiful as they are, they're all
like six time divorced. I think they're the problem. I
don't know if that bath water is worth it that

(01:14:56):
he ain't even because you know what I mean it's
because they no, no, I'll be the seventh divorce. I
don't care, I'll be in line. Yeah, you have to
look at you know, the r O I on that
Now you're thinking too deep into it, ripping. I'm just
looking at jay Loo and Halley like, yeah, so you had.

Speaker 2 (01:15:15):
A type you Yeah, you think j Lo and Hali
Berry looking at it, they look alike. But that's you
can still have to type. But your type not look alike.

Speaker 3 (01:15:24):
Crazy divorced woman.

Speaker 4 (01:15:26):
That's definitely not my type. But you say that, you
say that might be you have India love up there,
India love. Yeah, I'm pulling you out that bathroom. Why no,
use me orgeous, but leave me alone, let me dry. Yeah, like,
leave me alone. Come in mind your business. Go through.
You know what nigga set a screen and you don't

(01:15:47):
need it, peach, go through, move, move, move, I got.

Speaker 3 (01:15:53):
This all right. So what what glass wear? What's opper cup?

Speaker 4 (01:15:56):
Are you scooping out the bathroom for any straw? Flow
and the straw and the straw like that's incursive? You
know you get like the you can wash the water
was like away he got past Oh yeah you check
it out. He on his.

Speaker 2 (01:16:17):
I'm not drinking about bad water. I'm not drinking about
bad water. But through the straw, it's crazy, man, through
the straw, Through the straw, and and not only through
the straw. Just put my face there, yo, through the straw,
for sure.

Speaker 4 (01:16:36):
The straw. Give me the straw. The looty loop store
that you get from like six Flags with all the Yeah,
that's the one.

Speaker 1 (01:16:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:16:42):
Absolutely. You y'all drank hypnotics and and and Handessy with
Red Bull. That was your crew. I never drink handy
with Red Bull.

Speaker 3 (01:16:54):
Never just say you weren't cool.

Speaker 4 (01:16:56):
Yeah you could drink that. You could drink any rebel,
but not Holly Berry's baffled.

Speaker 3 (01:17:00):
When did I say I was not drinking? Where did
we say that?

Speaker 4 (01:17:05):
Okay, straw, that's crazy as the fun. Yeah, the straw.

Speaker 3 (01:17:08):
Absolutely, you think I'm drawing the line at that?

Speaker 4 (01:17:11):
Or give me the little club, you know, the little
short straws at the club, so you gotta get close
to the top. The cocktail cocktail sippers is crazy. The
thin one though, Like then when you gotta like pull
crazy hard like that, you put the umbrella in the bathtub. No,
she's holding the umbera in the

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