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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Time for new who was trending.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Well, there's one place you're not gonna be going potty
anymore unless you cough ups in cash and buy something.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
What.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Starbucks has just announced that they're reversing their open door
policy that used to invite everybody into their stores to
use their restroom and just sit in there do whatever.
And now they're like, nah, no, we're not going to
do that. If you come in here, you need to
buy something.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
You don't.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Many times I've gone to the bathroom Starbucks. They're so
nice about it, like road trips and stuff. Yeah, because
they're clean, that's the place you want to stop.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
I could use them yesterday. Oh cool, great world. Did
I have an experience? Oh? What you do?
Speaker 3 (00:33):
I can't say that. I not tell us.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
I was on the way in my chiropractor appointment and
I had to go to pee real bad, uh huh,
and I was like, there was nowhere to go, so
it pulled over on the side of the road. And
then like, I it's in the back of my truck
and I got a water bottle. Oh, but also I
had to do other things real bad. Oh yeah, and
a little bit where did you do that? So then
(00:56):
I had to go into the chiropractor office, and you know,
I was like, I'm gonna use it's the bathroom first,
and then I had to how awful a little bit.
And then the whole time, I'm like, are they do
they know? Are they gonna know?
Speaker 3 (01:11):
I'm sure.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
It was a bad it was a bad little time
for me.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
I think this is one of those teachable moments.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
You have to throw them away. Well I couldn't. I
didn't have any.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Yeah, okay, teach moment is now that you learn that
you need to.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Have to go back.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Yeah, wipes right, change of pants in the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Their game planning, I was game planning. I'm like, okay,
well it's a chiropractor, right, Maybe if he like cracks
my back and I just go, oh, you did such
a good job, and then maybe I make it like
h's his fault.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
I think I'm gonna switch chiropractor places after that idea.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
You gotta go to a different yo, Yeah, chiropractice.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
The list just grows.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Okay, well, let me add they also have banned discrimination
or harassment of all kinds. No outside alcohol, smoking, vaping,
drug or pen handling inside of Starbucks.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
Okay, but they have codes on it, like it has
been an open door policy for a minute.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
I feel like a lot of them still don't have
codes on their bathroom. Really really, I haven't encounter one
of those in years. It depends where you go. When
I do encounter when I'm like, aw right, if they're
in the city, guarantee they have a code. But even
outside of that, sometimes they don't.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
They'll just tell you if you're like, hey, what's the code,
and then they tell you and they're like, have a
nice day.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Yeah. I get nervous to ask, so anyway.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Always order anyway because I say exactly, and I still
get nervous. And sometimes though, yeah, those bathrooms can be
disgusting sometimes because of people just going in to use them.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
I'm sure, well they're better than the alternative, But anyway,
we'll move on. So I've got a challenge for all
of gen Z today. Gen Z, do you know how
to change the light bulb?
Speaker 1 (03:00):
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
The challenge is to change a light bulb maybe two,
and see how effectively you can do it, because one
in five gen z ers can't. So if you find
that you can.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Where are you getting this record?
Speaker 1 (03:13):
We know how to change a light bulbs. Gen Z,
you know how to change light bulb? Gabby is also
our social media presearch's shaking her head. You know how
to change light bulb?
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:20):
I don't really understand how someone could not know.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
I mean exactly, it's pretty self explained. Figure out.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
We need to get three other gen zs in here.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
This study is correct, And I know some of Victoria's
friends know how to change a light.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
You know how to change a light bulb, it's just
you unplug it because you don't want to do it.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Well's plugged in.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
I learned that the hard way, But you unplug it,
make sure it's off, and then you unscrew it and
then screw pecking.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
How do you learn that the hard way? Well, it
was on, it was plugged in.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
You burnt yourself on a light.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
It's like, oh wow, okay, so you learned, but the
first time you I I knew how to.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
It's not the smart proper way.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Quickly we learn and we live.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
I'm so glad she lives to tell the story. Do
you guys want to hear about the hot pocket heist?
Or about expressing love in thirteen different languages? This holiday season,
I came out of love with my hot pocket. Yeah, dude,
the weirdest story about a hot pocket. You do have
the weirdest story about a hot pocket.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
I know it.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Okay, but this particular one, and it is what you think?
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Wait what what?
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:33):
To tell it?
Speaker 3 (04:34):
You to tell us? Yeah, just be careful.
Speaker 6 (04:38):
How it just No, there was a girl in my
high school who apparently she used to put a hot
pocket up somewhere, no, so that her boyfriend could know.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
She would feed her boyfriend.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
No, I could never hear hotok I just can't hear it.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
I can't.
Speaker 7 (04:55):
We're gonna move on. Yeah, just called me and they
said move well. So this is a different hot pocket.
Just called and said, we want to endorse this show.
How to a sponsor, you should be folksperson.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
A different kind of pocket. He I'm just gonna keep going.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
So there's this guy who shows up at the Dollar
General store and he's like craving hot pockets apparently, so
he fills his pocket with hot pockets and he stole
the hot pockets at gunpoint. On his way out, he
grabbed a couple of chicken wings. So now this guy
is at work, Okay, he's at work when he gets
busted because the guy that runs the dollar general knows him.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Sounds like a guy who would still hot pockets at gunpoint.
When the cops.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Arrive at his job, he's eating a hot pocket.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
I didn't take any hot pockets. What he's talking about.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
He said he tried to pay for the hot pockets,
but nobody was there.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
That's also believable. One point, and the dollar store manager
is a narc.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Well, and then they went on to find out that
he was in possession of a pistol that he didn't
have a license for.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
So well, that's shocking. Guy still hopuck. It's a gun point,
but he didn't have a license for it. That was that,
it doesn't make any sense to me.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Oh my gosh. I just love saying hot pocket heeist
five times. I will continue. I will continue to tell
you about love. So this is cool.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
You know those little heart candies that used to give
out to people in school that was like, be mine,
I love you.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Like those little things.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
And they're so very possessive, So bros, I always used
to look for the right one that would say be mine.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
And I believe a lot I walk around with heart candies.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Yeah, I learned my lesson.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
It's exhausted because it's not a question on that candy.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
That's true, it's.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Kind of creepy. Be mine mine.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
I think it's cute.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
But so now Brox has basically changed it into a
global thing and instead of saying like be my and
all that, there's going to be little terms of endearment
and love and thirteen different languages on those hearts.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Oh that's cool.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
You can learn how to say tayoma or like whatever
something pretty is.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Isn't that cool?
Speaker 5 (07:10):
We discovered the other day that nobody even knows how
to read cursive anymore, where you expect Americans to learn
French from a candy heart?
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Right?
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Yes, I love that. That's so good.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
This last story is directed towards Jewbile and Brad and
anybody else that shares a dream of wanting to host
or beyond Saturday Night Live.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Oh now is your chance?
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Oh, They're launching an immersive experience to celebrate their fiftieth
anniversary where you can go to Rockefeller Center in New
York and you can just prance ride on in there
and give you the experience of standing on stage hosting
with the microphone and stuff.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Now it's supposed to.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Just be like a moment for people to do whatever.
But I also can think about this asn't like an audition.
You actually crush it and you do a good job
when you engage the crowd in there.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Somebody is going to see you from NBC and you're to.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Have real people on real people watching it.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Oh, it's free to go.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
Wait, so anyone can go.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Anybody can from January thirtieth through February second, but you
just have to make a reservation because of course everybody
wants to go. But I'm just in my mind it's
not an open audition, but in my mind it kind
of is.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Yeah, so I don't know you have to.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
I mean I would laugh so hard and get everybody
around me to laugh. Youable if you got up there,
and we'd be like this guy needs to be on SNL.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Yes, we make you go viral.
Speaker 5 (08:33):
But if the audience is made up of all people
who are about to get up on stage, it's kind
of like being in a comedy open mic where they're.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
They're not going to laugh at you on person purpose.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Yeah, I don't know that everybody's thinking the same way
I'm thinking, Right, could just be a little kids.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Like it's that's a childhood dream. Childhood dreamind was to
be on SNL.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
What if there's also like but there has to be
like one or two execs somewhere in the crowd there.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
But if they invited you to be honest ANDL, you'd
say yet.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Oh for sure, Yeah, absolutely, I would definitely I'd like
to host. Did you like to host? Yeah, I'd like
to host. I'd like to be honest for a week,
right not. I've been in stand up a long time
and I've met a lot of people that are on
SNL or right for SNL, and I was like, really, like, honestly,
that dream would keep me up at night. I used
to cry myself to sleep when I was eighteen years
(09:21):
old and I hadn't made it on an SNL yet
because Eddie Murphy was on SNL when he was like
seventeen or something, and I'm like a failure in life.
And then I met people that were honest and ou
and they told me how much work it is, and
I was like, I'm good, it's a lot of work.
It's like seven days a week, like I could barely
take the trash out. I'm not trying to work that much.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
I just thought that you wanted something so much to
keep you up at night. That's so many how much I.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Was like, no way.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
I focused on the positive new.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Dreamy radio radio, which is still a mountain of work.
It's true, it is.
Speaker 5 (09:56):
Yeah, we might do more work than them, maybe put
on an.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Hour a week. I've never said I made the best decisions.
Speaker 5 (10:03):
That like an hour two hours of content a week
and we do twenty.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
That's true. Well, I mean, and that all kinds of
celebrity guests say everything. Marina Grande is not opening up
our shows singing about it.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
No ye yet Yeah, that's true, and that is what's trending.