The Hot Priest and the Beef Bandit

From TikTok thirst traps to stolen steaks, Nina’s What’s Trending covers the internet’s wildest headlines. A London priest goes viral after unintentionally becoming known as the “Hot Priest,” and one man earns the nickname “Beef Bandit” in the most bizarre way. Tune in for the hilarious stories everyone online is talking about—perfect for fans searching trending news, funny podcasts, and viral TikTok moments.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time for Nina's what's trending, Well, a lot of

(00:02):
people in London are feeling called to confession, all thanks
to a hot priest who's been accused of posting thirst
traps on the church's TikTok. Whoa wow, what this brand
new thought? Well, this brand new priest, Father Jordan, took
to the TikTok account of the church to introduce himself
and this is what he said.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Hello, I'm Father Jordan, and I'm delighted to be the
new vicar here at sent Edward the Confessor and Montfort
come and say hello. We gather here regularly throughout the
week and of course on Sundays even agaven've been for
a while. We'd love to see you again. But this
is just me saying signs to you. If you follow
up on Facebook on any of our social media, are
welcome from me. God bless that's it.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
That's what he posted. But he's hot, like he's hot hot,
So this is video. I don't get it. So this
video is posted on the church's account that didn't really
have very many followers. This video has been seen by
over a million people and they've all accused him of
posting thirst traps. So the cool part is is that
he's got a sense of humor and he posted on
his own person page. Since TikTok ended up disabling this

(01:02):
one because it's a church account, TikTok took it down. Yeah,
it disabled like all of the comments. It didn't take
down the video, but it didn't allow anybody else to
interact with it or something. It might be there again,
I'm not sure, but at first because people were commenting
things like lead me not into temptation, father, unless you're
free Friday. Oh, others were like, hello, Vicar, do you
do weddings?

Speaker 3 (01:23):
Hey raised awareness for the church. I mean, I guess
that's what you gotta do.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
I mean it's funny. But there's also this show called Fleabag.
I don't know if you've ever seen it, but it's
all about this woman. I mean, she ends up poking
up with the priest. That's not what's happening here. This
guy is very innocent and he is being playful. He
made a video on his own social media and he's like, TikTok,
are you okay? He's like, even my mom saw, she's

(01:49):
so proud. So, I mean he's being playful with it.
He's like, you're right, you caught me. I stood outside
a beautiful church in my priest clothes and pulled some
of the most handsome stairs. Like his name, Father Jordan,
Like pull him up, hot priest, Father Jordan, hot priest. Yeah,
Father Jordan, hot priest. He's attractive. He definitely is. I

(02:11):
don't think I'm looking up the right person because this man,
oh passed away nineteen eighteen. Oh that's probably a different father,
that's not the same one. But he's got a sweet
face and he's very welcoming, so that it.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
Looks like Ryan Gosling to me.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Oh is that is that the thing? Oh?

Speaker 3 (02:23):
Yeah, a little, a little Gosling esque.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
He's very attractive, but maybe it's that like that sadness,
but like not sad. Ryan Gosling has that like vibe. Yeah,
kind of like sad. I not and in curious. It's curious.
He is attractive. So you want people to come to
your church, get a hot priest. Just kidding you should
go anyways, whatever. I don't know, be you. I feel

(02:48):
weird talking about a priest like that because like it's
not respectful. Yeah, I feel.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
Like get priests can be hot too. Yeah, they're not
supposed to do stuff with their hotness. Yeah you know,
I mean right true, Yeah, they're supposed to be off limits.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Doesn't feel just kind of like a waste of hotness, yike,
waste his soul is helping people, but shut up, you
know you thought it anyway. Speaking of another kind of man,
a man was caught with hundreds of dollars of meat
in his pants. Wow, what beef bandit? He's been caught.

(03:23):
Fifty seven year old Michael has been doing this for years.
He finally got caught with hundreds of dollars in beef
in his pants at Walmart. This man just woned the
title the man with the Beef in his band. They
called him the beef Bandit. Oh that was awkward. That's
what's trending.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
Maybe the beef pandit can go meet with the hot
priest and confess his sins.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
Yeah. Calautherin Jordan is doing the good stuff for the people.