The Ohio Theory, Armpit Kinks, and 2026 Food Trends You Won’t Believe

Tired of swiping on dating apps? The Jubal Show dives into the Ohio Theory, a wild new idea that could change how you find love. Plus, we explore the surprising rise of armpit fetishes (yes, really) and the hottest foodie trends for 2026—from swicy treats to artisanal water. This episode is packed with bizarre, hilarious, and unexpected insights into love, lust, and lifestyle.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
At the time for names was trending.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
All right, Well, if you're tired of swiping on the apps,
this is for the single people. There's a new theory
called the Ohio theory that may be your new route
to love, your new trip to.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Love in Ohio. Yeah, Ohios for lovers, for lovers. Who
told you that there's a there's a there's a state
that's for lovers. I'm not Virginia. It's Virginia's for lovers.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Okay, Well, I'll tell you the Ohio theory in just
a second, but first, on the same topic, kind of
as we do the year end round up, there is
one particular type of what's the word I can say,
kink kink. Yeah, one particular type of it's choice on

(00:49):
the menu, a particular burger.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
There we go.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
This burger is ordered this one way and it's definitely
getting people very excited. Forget about four. There's a whole
new thing out here.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Oh feet burger.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
I'm sorry, I know that was a stretch. Okay, I'm like,
let me start over, let me start over. I'm trying
to dance around it. So Finder has competition because now
people aren't just excited by feet. The number one thing
people get excited by this year is armpits. What yea
really arm pits?

Speaker 1 (01:24):
I didn't understand feet and now I really don't understand.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
And there's a name, and there's a name for it.
It's called Michelle Langia, well lagnia. I don't really know
how to expel it. I mean they pronounce it, but
it looks like mashell.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Versus victoria spell whatever that word is. So there's just
the people are really into armpit picks.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Yeah, so if armpits your jam, just know that you're
into mashall lagnia one.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
You're anonymous on the text line, you know.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
I just want to do a poll real quick if
you dig the armpit stuff, let us know.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
I just want to see how many people are.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
I actually used to work with a guy and he
would tell me all about how he would always go
home and cuddle his wife's armpit every day.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
How do you work? How do you even cuddle the armpit?
You just I don't know.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
He would just stick his head right in her armpit.
He loved it. He would tell it was weird. He
would talk about the smell, how soft it was, just
everything about the armpit in that little bit of skin
in between the armpit and like your collar bone. He
just would go on and on about how much he
loved it, and I'm like, Wow, your wife sounds awesome.
I mean, she really was awesome, but it just was
such a crazy thing.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
I start feeling more and more okay with being single
when I hear things like this, because people are weird. Now,
he loved it. I don't know if she knows that.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
I know how much he loved her armpit, but that
just does not sound He did that really bothers me.
I don't know why he got excited about it, But
here's something you can get excited about, especially if you're foodie.
Now we're talking about the twenty twenty six food trends,
and swicy is the way we're going we get. So,
why you see that a new word we just invented. No,

(03:03):
I didn't invent it. It's already invented. Sweet and spicy.
It's spicy. That's going to be the twenty twenty six
word again, yeah, or the combined.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
To two words.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
We're creating new things. Well, spice is it? And artisanal water?
So you have something to look forward to. What's artisical water?

Speaker 1 (03:19):
Fancy? Water.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
Yeah, it's water that they put the word artisanal on,
so it sounds like it was it's swat drafted and
still the guard.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
Well, it's from like different mountains and creeks and it's
like that kind of glaciers artisanal water.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
Special bears have. It's like when you go.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
To a fancy restaurant, you know, and then they go,
would you like some deconstructed eyes?

Speaker 1 (03:42):
What was that? That's our water? You take ice and
then we can construction, you know, things like that. They
just make it sound fancy.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
You know, one place they probably won't do that to
you is in Ohio, and the Ohio theory is where
you're supposed to go to Ohio if you're looking for
a parttner, especially men. I guess in Ohio the men
they're excellent. They're good, like, they take care of you,
they're polite, they've got good values all the things. So
people are now jumping on airplanes competition. But it's not

(04:13):
just Ohio. It's not just Ohio. It's it's anywhere, but
Ohio is getting highlighted because the person that created this
theory loves Ohio so much. But really it's encouraging people
to think about where the people that they've liked the most,
that they've encountered in their life and go travel there
and find their person. So, I mean, it could be Florida.
I mean, it could be anywhere. A lot of Spain,

(04:33):
but Ohio is getting a lot of love and attention,
so they're about to have a big tourist boom next year.
Block into Ohio.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
Something that's just like knock em mustic, But maybe it will.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
I mean, I don't know. I'm kind of picturing always.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
Whenever I think Cleveland, I think romance. Yeah yeah, yeah, exactly.
Beautiful skies in Cleveland. That was a show, But clear air.
Nothing says love like Cleveland. That's what's treads.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
Yang, Look you fly,