The Stocking Surprise That Left a Caller Shaking

In this festive edition of The Jubal Show, Nina’s What’s Trending takes a hilarious turn—complete with holiday shortages, questionable DIY Santas, and one listener who can’t believe she finally got through.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the ubal shown. It's time for Nina's What's Trending,
brought to you by Mucklesho Bingo in Auburn, home of
Machine Go. Yes.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
But before we get to what's trending, you know, it
is the season where you get to get into Santa.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
Claus's dirty little stockings.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Oh yeah, because it's dirty little Santa d that's what
we're calling him.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
Why is he gonna be dirty though?

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Dirty s Anyways, you're gonna get a choice to choose
between two stockings. One has got a really awesome gift
in it it's a gift, or one's got kind of
a questionable one in it. So you'll get to decide
and we'll see what you get. But you got to
call first eight eight eight three four three one oh six.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
One now and get your hands in the stockings.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Awesome, Oh wow, wow.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
You guys are being festive.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
There are some people out here, though, that are having
their festivities and their holiday spirit taken away due to
a specific shortage. I'll tell you the shortage we're dealing
with in just a minute. But first, are you in hibernation?
I tend to love the thought of hibernation in the winter,
much like Bears.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
I wish I was, and.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Eighty six percent of Americans also love that idea. We
are now experiencing the coziness craze where all people want
to do is stay home and be cozy. Yep, says
the girl who's at work right now in a onesie,
A light up onesie.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
Yeah, it's lit.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
I feel like we're all trim set on this hype
for a long time. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
I like this one.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
It's funny because I'm actually going to get outside of
my comfort zone tonight and go out.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
But I had to really think about it to night.
I know.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
I told my friend, no, I'm not going to go,
and she's like, come on, you might find your husband.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
I was like, the fuck, you have to like get
all dressed up. I'm like, is it, like, what kind
of event are you going?

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Yeah, it's an opening of a rooftop bar in the city,
so yeah, it's going to be so fun, So I
really could maybe find my husband's I was like, dang it, fine,
I'll take the one for a few hours and then
get right back into the coziness.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
Okay, Nina's still going to be in by eight. Actually,
the land if you're going out. You have to go out.
I need stories.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
It's a weeknight, well exactly, which means it'll be funnier
in the morning, which means it'll be more chaotic in
the morning.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
You're gonna come in looking with BedHead and being like ugh,
or maybe I won't.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
Oh whoa, that's not what I meant if it didn't
come out right, Okay, So the shortage, let's just change
the subject right now. So there is a holiday shortage, dude, Well, no,
the holiday spirit problem because of the shortage of Santa
Claus's large Santa clauses. You know, Home Depot's got like

(02:42):
a cult following in the Halloween decorations and their Christmas
decorations our next level. But they dropped their Christmas decorations
back in August. They completely sold out. Oh wow, the
giant Santa. There's like a gold sleigh and reindeer. There's
like this really cool like light up arch thing that's
all completely sold out. But everywhere you go, even outside
of Home Depot, apparently you can't get a giant Sanna.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
So people are really depressed about it.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
I think that's a symbol that we're not in a recession.
Not right there. That right, there is like people have
enough money to go buy a Sanna.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
Hey, we're good. Yeah, they make a Santa. Why are
you gonna make a Sanna? You can't just make a Santa.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
I was thinking one out of twigs, but then that's
not right because that's skinny Sanna and it doesn't count. Son,
who's making.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
A Santa out of twigs? What kind of Santa is
that you making? How does this work?

Speaker 1 (03:30):
You guys?

Speaker 3 (03:30):
I'm still thinking about how I'm going out later. Okay,
don't worry about it.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
So if you have one, you are lucky. That is
what's trending. Speaking of trending, Oh wait, Sanna, dang it.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
Well it's also trending. You had one thing to say,
Victoria in one No, I'm kidding of.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
Here. Santa, dirty little Sanna is definitely trending. And we
told you now is your chance to choose between two talkings.
One of them is going to have a huge president
like concert tickets or an Apple watch or whatever, a
lot of cool stuff, or you may have something a
little bit more questionable but still enjoyable.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
So we're gonna test your luck. Yeah, hello, oh, I
haven't taken anyone up yet? Oh not bad?

Speaker 2 (04:17):
Okay, A mean Emney Mo?

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Hello?

Speaker 3 (04:24):
Hello, Hi? Who is this? Oh my god?

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Mary?

Speaker 3 (04:29):
Hy Larry.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
Her name's Oh my god. Mary.

Speaker 4 (04:33):
I'm sorry. I know I'm partly listening and I'm like
trying to see how I should I turn off my
radio and I'm saying to listen if I get.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
What are you doing?

Speaker 4 (04:43):
I never get through I never win, I never get
through anything. This is crazy.

Speaker 3 (04:48):
Yeah, well you can never say never again.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
Yeah. Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (04:52):
I love you guys, every move here from California. I'm
just like you guys are the one that I listen
to all the time.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
Oh, love, love, thank you so much. Where are you
going this morning? Mary?

Speaker 4 (05:04):
I just dropped off my daughter. Oh, and I'm hitting.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
Back home all the fun stuff.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
But before you do that, yeah, you get to get
in some stockings, Mary, let's get some spring stuff.

Speaker 4 (05:17):
I'm talking to you, guys. I'm so sorry. I I
still can't believe I'm talking.

Speaker 3 (05:20):
To you about Okay. I want to hug you so bad.
You are so cool. Mary. Guess guess what.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
I'm wearing a onesie today and it has like lights
on it and if I push a button, it gets
like actually lit, and I just want to hug you
and be lit because I feel like you sound fun.

Speaker 4 (05:36):
I want my husband. I hope my husband knows I'm
on the radio because he knows I listen to you
guys all the time, especially to catch a cheater. So
I told him I want to do that with you guys.
It's like, I want to be on the show.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
You were your husband and cheat, so you can be
on the show.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
Is that she just needs him to.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
Like act like it's not going to be cheating. We'll
set him up for I got a guy, Why don't
you give your husband a shout out? Real?

Speaker 4 (06:02):
I want to be the one. I want to be
the one to catch.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
Them, is what I mean.

Speaker 3 (06:05):
Sorry, Okay, got it, clarity, clarity, got It's okay.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
Good.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
Well, we'll give your husband a shout out really quick,
and then we'll get to your stockings.

Speaker 4 (06:15):
H Well, you know he's not listening actually, but hey, hoy,
wherever you he's home, so you know I will get through,
get through.

Speaker 3 (06:26):
The podcast, because we're gonna put this on the podcast. Mary,
so later on when you go to it.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
You'll see it, you say, I told you so, I
told you. There you go going to do that. Well,
all right, now it's time Mary, though. You got to
pick a stocking. Do you want stocking one or stocking two?

Speaker 4 (06:46):
Oh, it doesn't matter either way, it's gonna be great.
I'm gonna go with one. One one one, so you one, yeah, okay, one.
I'm shaking. I don't know why I'm taking you.

Speaker 3 (07:02):
Just got one hundred dollars.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
VI's a gift card an Apple Watch.

Speaker 4 (07:15):
Oh my god, Oh my god, I'm like shaking. I
don't know why I'm shaky, and I'm like crying. Okay, that's.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
Okay, so much, Thank you so much for listening. Hang on,
take a deep breath, and we'll be right back with you, Okay,
to get your info so we can make sure you
can get the price Apple Holidays, Happy holidays, Holidays, same
to you everybody else. You'd be back here at the
same time tomorrow because you could be the one crying

(07:50):
and shaky to play dirty Little Stanna is so cute,
so cute.