Ultimate Hack For Surviving the Holidays

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Time for a name is what's trending.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
So there's a new term we all need to know
about this holiday season, and it's called zebra striping. What
Zebra striping has been around for a long time actually,
but now that it has a name, it kind of
makes it more exciting and more of a challenge. But
zebra striping is basically, if you're at a holiday party,
you have an alcoholic drink, then you have water. Oh
that's what I have an alcoholic drink and then you
have water. You're not allowed to have either one of

(00:23):
them back to back.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
You have to go every other and then you start
to get hammered and you forget about the water.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Yeah, and then you're just having alcoholic drinks.

Speaker 4 (00:30):
I've tried it so many times. I don't really drink
that much, but when I do, I try to do
the water thing. I go alcoholic drink water alcohol for
the rest of the night.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
I don't know anybody who that's ever actually worked out
for They start off that way and then it does
not end that way.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
I mean, it also just gets so difficult. You're no
longer enjoying the party. You're in the bathroom the entire night.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
Go with thee oh, and then they get cocky too
because they've had a few waters.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
Now they're like, I can drink as much as I want.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
It's hydrated, and they usually to be the most hammer person.
We used think of that and what we would call
hydro shots, Like dude, come take a shot.

Speaker 4 (01:02):
Hydro shot.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
He's like, okay, awesome, but his taste buds were gone
at that point and we're just giving him shots of water.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Hydro shot.

Speaker 5 (01:10):
It's actually a good idea.

Speaker 4 (01:11):
Yeah, that's try that with your friends. Taste happy.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Rolling Stone has just come out with the hundred Best
Songs of twenty twenty four list, But instead of having
you guys guess what you think the number one song is,
can you guys sing what you think the number one song?

Speaker 4 (01:29):
Shake it Off? Shake It Off?

Speaker 5 (01:31):
Twenty four?

Speaker 4 (01:32):
Yeah, I just assume she released that again this year.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
Okay, Brad, I'm blanking on that wow boozy song.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
How does he go at the bar getting tipsy?

Speaker 3 (01:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:43):
I can't even think of the word right now. We
play it all the time. It's amazing.

Speaker 5 (01:46):
When you work in radio, it just kind of becomes
a part of your brain. What a sammy espresso? You
have to taste me. That's great and now I'm gonna
have that version body and weird.

Speaker 4 (02:03):
I was looking over at this thing and the website
completely changed the song away from whatever Jewel was just saying.

Speaker 5 (02:10):
Well, you guys were really close.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
So the number one song of the year was Chapel
Roane's Good Luck Babe, Kendrick Lamars Not Like Us. Number
two a bar song, the Tipsy Shabboozy song. It's number three.
So Jibile got one, Andrina is number It would Espresso
and then Birds of a Feather from Billy I five.

Speaker 5 (02:29):
I mean a lot of artists really kind of dominated.
They had. They were taking turns. It's like high five
year turn, high five year turn.

Speaker 4 (02:34):
It's interesting tales just not on the list. She did
release an.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
Album this year? Did she have a new song this year?
She released a well, it was like a whole album
Posts Apartment. Yeah, it was really good, but I don't
think it blew up as much as these songs.

Speaker 5 (02:45):
Yeah, that's coming from a swifteen there you have it.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
Watched out Costco Dog because there's another dog ready to
take your place.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
What I know has a dog.

Speaker 5 (02:54):
Yeah, I'm sorry, hot dog register.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
I was thinking of like a mascot. I was like,
they have a darker mascot do. But the hot dogs
are good at Costco.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
The hot dogs at Costco are excellent. It's a dollar fifty.
Over forty years ago, that hot dog debuted for a
dollar fifty and they never changed the price since. But
now Sam's Club is testing something new that they're calling
the holly Dog.

Speaker 5 (03:16):
Oh it kind of.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Makes me sick just to like read it, but here
we go. It's a mash between Thanksgiving and Christmas. So
it's a hot dog that has toppings like mashed potatoes,
fucking pie, Christmas cookies, and candy canes and it's like
all on this platter with the hot dog. This is
one of those times where it's like America's food choices,
like this might be too far.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
Good thing they sell total of viper and bulk there.

Speaker 5 (03:42):
I don't know anybody that would eat that, do you.

Speaker 4 (03:44):
I'm kind of into the hot dog of mashed potatoes
on it.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
What.

Speaker 4 (03:47):
I don't know why you said it, And I was like, brokay,
yeahshtato stuffing.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
What if it's a turkey dog too, well, that would work?

Speaker 4 (03:57):
Yeah, definitely, I can't. So you're so bougie that your
turkey has to be shaped a certain way to eat it.

Speaker 5 (04:05):
Yeah. Yeah, but hey.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
If you're into it, it sounds good to you, like
it does to produce a brad go get you that
holly dog at Sam's Club.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Other than the holly dog, Yeah, Sam's wiener.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
Sam's Club, That actually would probably be a little bit
more catch Sam.

Speaker 4 (04:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (04:30):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
So there's a list of the most dominant quotes of
twenty twenty four.

Speaker 5 (04:36):
This is kind of interesting.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
Yale University actually is the one that came out with
these top three and.

Speaker 4 (04:40):
Viewed throw my quotes from me.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
I thought it would be kind of funny just to
go over. But the top one, of course, came from
Taylor Swift when she called herself the childish cat Lady.
That's the number one quote of twenty twenty four.

Speaker 4 (04:53):
Technically it's a JD quote.

Speaker 5 (04:57):
She she took it and made it her.

Speaker 4 (05:00):
She remixed it.

Speaker 5 (05:01):
Yeah, she remixed it. She took it and made it.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
You're not wrong, No, you're not at all.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
Second, I mean, these are all political quotes that have
to have made the top three quotes. The second was
from President Biden that said, today I signed a pardon
for my son Hunter.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
After I said I wasn't going to I figured his
quote would be, huh, what time is it?

Speaker 5 (05:23):
Yeah? And then the last will never be forgotten.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
It's when Donald Trump said in Springfield, they're eating the
dogs the.

Speaker 5 (05:30):
People they see it, they're eating the cat.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
Gosh. I forgot about.

Speaker 4 (05:34):
That, and then he coupled down an interview. They're like,
so that's been proven wrong. What do you have to say?
What about the geese? They're also going to do The
geese were all right, what's your man?

Speaker 1 (05:45):
There are many other animals.

Speaker 5 (05:48):
I just look back on.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
A year in the history book, and those are the three.

Speaker 5 (05:52):
Quotes you see.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
Yeah, my children are gonna feel real bad for us
one day.

Speaker 5 (05:58):
Trump voice is so funny.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
Think it did so well, and the facial expression, the
whole body

Speaker 5 (06:06):
That was trending.