"Arden and Bryan's Redemption Tour!" w/ Lauren Lapkus

The love of Arden and Bryan's friendship life, as well as their arch baking nemesis (aka "The Root of All Evil"), Lauren Lapkus returns for the finale episode of NAPS season one!  The Hero's Journey began with a disparaged peanut butter mug cake!  Will the fame seeking twins win over (not neglected child) Lauren's heart (AND STOMACH!) as they go for a perfected round two PBFit desert? Or will they crash and BURN!?  All that plus a date at GOOP KITCHEN! Gladyss the Orc Mother!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
No, who are you wearing? Will there be pressed.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
To Alan Fabia and she yeah, gotcha, didn't and Bride,
I hear it last there and they've got lots of
podcast but honey, no, no, no, no, honna dress please
we live in the camel lifelike celebrities and sharing.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Our favorite PEM recipes.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
No no, no, no autographs craft Please pay attention to
Teresa Pullice.

Speaker 4 (00:44):
Okay, Hello, welcome to the season finale. Season one.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
Season one is over.

Speaker 4 (00:50):
Season one finale of Near I Negress.

Speaker 5 (00:52):
Please.

Speaker 4 (00:53):
My name is Ergod Marien.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
My name is b. S. Can I just my initials?

Speaker 4 (00:59):
But such a pleasure it really has doing this with you.
Are you okay?

Speaker 3 (01:04):
Oh no, I'm fine. I'm just you know, I like
to get to loan. I get to like to get
to know the equipment. I'll say, so I'll do this.
I'll do this.

Speaker 4 (01:12):
Okay, I'll do I wear doctor Chevago.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
Do you look great in honor of summer? A nice
summer coat, A nice faux navy summer coat. You do
look like doctor?

Speaker 4 (01:23):
Thank you?

Speaker 3 (01:24):
What do I look like the creature from the deep?

Speaker 4 (01:26):
You're looking from my baby, my beautiful baby boy.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
I look truly today I'll tell you what I look like.
I look as if I have just been rejected from
Delta Airlines, okay, because I've exceeded my baggage limit, because
i got one bag here, one bag here, and another
right here. Lauren Laptist knows all about it.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Hello.

Speaker 5 (01:51):
You know you got rejected because you wore leggings in
the fly.

Speaker 6 (01:55):
You know her?

Speaker 3 (01:56):
I can't believe it.

Speaker 4 (01:57):
You know from Aaron's is a New Black.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
You know her from My God everything, from from.

Speaker 4 (02:04):
The Big Bang Theory. What was the name of that show?

Speaker 5 (02:09):
Jurassic Crashing, Crashing, Jurassic.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
She's done it all. She's done it all. She's Jurassic.

Speaker 4 (02:14):
She did Jurassic Crashing.

Speaker 5 (02:15):
I've done it all.

Speaker 4 (02:17):
Freedom, Threedom.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
There's not a better season ender to the show than you,
because you really.

Speaker 5 (02:24):
When I got the ass through my team, I couldn't
have been more excited. They said, do you know these people?
Should we say no? And I said, wait, wait, stop,
let me let me see what this is. And I
kind of read the names and I was like, Brian
and a Oh, I think I know that.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
You remember right now. You might remember, but I do
have to say you really, little fire under us you.

Speaker 5 (02:50):
No, no, no, I I've listened to every episode. I'm
the biggest fan of the podcast, and let me tell you, yes,
I couldn't be happy to be back because this is
my this is your redemption.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
Really, we have a lot to prove. I gotta say
I never thought the hero's journey would start with you.
I never.

Speaker 5 (03:05):
No one did I never.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
For the rest of the series, trying to prove no
one did no one done.

Speaker 4 (03:11):
A few episodes ago, you told me a lot.

Speaker 5 (03:14):
Ill now will you? You said I should funk right off?

Speaker 4 (03:21):
Believe you read the text out. Don't ever point I
can you know between me and between me and Lauren
about oh so basically she tried to break us up,
but then we try to break up she and her husband, Mike,
who gave us a hundred on a skill I could
not believe.

Speaker 5 (03:43):
I know we're talking about you know, he hadn't eaten
a month.

Speaker 4 (03:45):
Of course, the peanut butter pump cake. We're talking about.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
Which one was that? I can't find it about several
chance with these it's just fools.

Speaker 4 (03:52):
It was like, let me show you think.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
The one with two of us was Mike on that one?

Speaker 4 (03:57):
I think it was just the two of us, the
three of us. So let's just do this. Let's go
here and we'll see.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
We'll see that's you and Lauren.

Speaker 5 (04:05):
Oh yeah, So I go down here, Here we screenshop.

Speaker 4 (04:07):
Okay, here we go. Here's our screenshot.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
Okay, please don't get through my personal information.

Speaker 4 (04:11):
Okay, So I said to her, this is a screen
grab of a text between me and Laren. Yes, I said,
Lauren and I were texting, and I said, we talk
about how you put her on this every week? And
then you wrote, yes, I listened every week. It's not
fair and ha ha ha. We need to have you

(04:32):
back next year. And I need to be the baker. Okay,
I think I should make it. We could do it
as bonus footage. Yes, I need to make it. Brian
ruined it.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
Yes, Arden, you know what I feel real too against
Warm because Arden has a full vendetta against my baby. Said,
you asked, essentially removed me from.

Speaker 4 (04:55):
Who's not here? Said that she was removed you, but like,
what would I say? And then you said did you
make Carls? And I said I ignored that. I said
he did? He did?

Speaker 6 (05:06):
You did you did?

Speaker 4 (05:07):
I said, he did?

Speaker 3 (05:08):
You did? What the protein bar because you made that.

Speaker 4 (05:10):
One yes, and then you I wrote, he did we
fired him from baking. He wrote interesting, and then I
wrote people like mine more.

Speaker 3 (05:18):
That is a lie. And I had a back to
back where I got a nine point five and she
got a nine point five? Not does that sound like
to you?

Speaker 5 (05:27):
Just have a hard time with all.

Speaker 4 (05:28):
It's the root of all evil. And she's trying to
come in and break us up?

Speaker 6 (05:31):
Can we think?

Speaker 5 (05:33):
I know, because honestly, I'm so nice.

Speaker 4 (05:35):
This is you're trying to break. Look, we all were gif.
I was served what a cup of scrabbled eggs, a scrambled.

Speaker 5 (05:46):
Egg inside of a cup of peanut butter powder and
a pound of pumpkins. Haven't you ever no sweetness?

Speaker 3 (05:55):
Haven't you ever had I don't know what is haven't
you making.

Speaker 4 (06:00):
At this time?

Speaker 5 (06:00):
And then you didn't put any chocolate in like you
said you would.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
We have coke out.

Speaker 5 (06:07):
I like to have when people take a big dump
and whatever I have, what I have today is great.

Speaker 4 (06:11):
I don't want to know yet.

Speaker 3 (06:12):
I will say this about I will say this Lauren.
This season the first time brought the best edition I.

Speaker 6 (06:19):
Have to say.

Speaker 5 (06:23):
But it was I you know, it was gross brought,
I wrote, I didn't and I looked at them at
the store today and I said no, because you know what,
it didn't work, and I don't want to I'm not
what's the famous Einstein quotes, That's what I thought, And
so I was saying, no, I want to say, we've

(06:45):
put in our ten thousand hours.

Speaker 4 (06:47):
Yeah, we found the head baker, and I think, okay.

Speaker 5 (06:52):
You can make it. But I feel like what i's
I'm not making no, no, no, no, because what's been
said to me is that if you make me like
she has made it very clear to me that she
needs to bake it, she will be bad.

Speaker 4 (07:06):
Not means but she's trying to break us to be
your future mistress.

Speaker 5 (07:11):
That means if it's good, she wins. But if it's bad,
oh fucking hell is going to break loose here.

Speaker 6 (07:21):
I don't like it.

Speaker 4 (07:22):
You're not. I don't like it because you're actually loving parents.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
You were you think going to like it?

Speaker 4 (07:27):
She's not an She.

Speaker 5 (07:29):
Will pretend that I'm on like the diet of a
century and I.

Speaker 4 (07:35):
Alcoholic.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
Dad.

Speaker 4 (07:37):
I told you you were like, I don't. We need
to give you what backtruck. We need to go back
ruin your child. We need to neglect you enjoy this.
We need to insult you and tell you like, oh
good luck with your dreams. You're never going to make it.
We need to ruin your upbringing.

Speaker 3 (07:54):
I hurt you. I have the feeling that if her
expectations are low enough, she's going to rate it high.

Speaker 4 (07:59):
You're so how handsome I think you are?

Speaker 3 (08:03):
That can't be true today?

Speaker 4 (08:04):
Can I tell you? You?

Speaker 3 (08:05):
Are you crazy? I look like I just kind of
with the kangaroo. I've been going, don't you wish you had? Though?
What are you? My inside present? For like a while? Okay,
it's like a four month process. I didn't know this.
It sucks are as, I'm like sleeping more, but I
look more tired.

Speaker 4 (08:22):
Are you taking anything or are you just meaning?

Speaker 3 (08:24):
It's so I went from this to this to this
to this and now I'm.

Speaker 4 (08:29):
Like the little baby you're on like the like this nothing.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
Now I'm done.

Speaker 4 (08:32):
You're done? Okay? Great? So and how much longer?

Speaker 2 (08:35):
TI?

Speaker 4 (08:35):
It's fully flushed?

Speaker 3 (08:36):
Just like another week?

Speaker 4 (08:37):
You look great.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
I thank you? You know what, I'll take it.

Speaker 5 (08:41):
You're always very handsome. You don't have to worry about it.

Speaker 4 (08:43):
Lauren who are you other than coming in as First
of all, we appreciate you being here.

Speaker 5 (08:48):
I'm real you. I'm to be here. I'm thrilled to be.

Speaker 3 (08:52):
I'd be fine if you were here every week. I
feel if you were here.

Speaker 4 (08:57):
I have been improvising lately.

Speaker 3 (08:58):
With this queen and on the on the board.

Speaker 4 (09:01):
Yeah, so fucking funny. She kills me. I love how
fearless she is. I love how physical she is. I
love the choices that she makes. I like her long
legs in her body.

Speaker 3 (09:11):
Did we have one recently that we were like? Was
it in Nicole? By someone? We were talking about you
with someone who said Stephanie. Stephanie was somebody? Yeah, or
somebody who was like, it's so wild to see someone
so well adjusted and also unbelievably hilarious.

Speaker 4 (09:26):
Oh that's funny, yeah, because that's very usually people are
well adjusted.

Speaker 5 (09:30):
Yeah, well, I'm I'm totally insane inside my head.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
I mean you are, I guess you are.

Speaker 4 (09:36):
We all have our core. Also, doctor Banana is not
with us today because she's in the doctor is. She's
so sad that we're at our finale seats, so she
couldn't even the good Katie Lavine is here.

Speaker 3 (09:47):
She is doing double duty as far as I'm concerned.
Thank you on the ones and twos, on the high hat.

Speaker 4 (09:53):
The high hat. How are you, Katie? I'm good good.
It's nice to see.

Speaker 3 (09:58):
Your what's happening in that hot tea?

Speaker 5 (10:02):
What is the spoon?

Speaker 4 (10:03):
It's just like a shitty spoon from world Mark?

Speaker 3 (10:06):
You know what I want?

Speaker 5 (10:06):
It was gonna be like a melting menial. I thought,
like a melter, I like a white chocolate goo ball.

Speaker 4 (10:13):
Who was you know what?

Speaker 5 (10:15):
I'm not dress fantastic.

Speaker 4 (10:17):
I shot my closet last week or two weeks ago,
and we had Sampeia cake here.

Speaker 3 (10:22):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (10:22):
I've been trying to shot my closet because I because
basically all I wears jumpsuits.

Speaker 3 (10:26):
This is like chic, Like this is like if Chloe
seven you got to wear what she wanted on Big Love.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (10:32):
This is a I got on sale. This is Vampire's Wife,
which is like real cute. And again, I buy things
and I hoard them and I save them so like
my nicest stuff I don't ever wear, and then I
saved it too long that I don't ever.

Speaker 5 (10:47):
I feel like my thing is like I buy things
and then I look at my closet and like everything's
horrible in here, and then I only wear thank you,
I wear my jumpsuits every day that just you can
get rid of, like ninety percent do constant.

Speaker 3 (11:01):
I love it, okay, to the point where I have
like five white T shirts, five black T shirts, and
sometimes I worried, like do people and I have like
three pairs of these, And sometimes I'm like, do people
think I'm wearing the same thing every day?

Speaker 4 (11:13):
Thinks about anybody else with their You're right?

Speaker 3 (11:15):
Actually is true?

Speaker 4 (11:16):
My gentleman collar doctor Shamwam, he has owned one pair
of jeans black Levis, and then he buys ten packs
of black T shirts and that's and then he just
changes his converse and that's it.

Speaker 3 (11:28):
Yeah, great, simple, easy, simple.

Speaker 4 (11:32):
Who hasn't no autographs? Please nominee.

Speaker 5 (11:34):
I have to think about this.

Speaker 3 (11:35):
Mine's a little bit.

Speaker 4 (11:36):
Yes, dated, Okay, great, that's fine.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
I do want to shout her out because I've talked
about her. Actually, ad Nausea great.

Speaker 4 (11:42):
Great great great great great great Gladys do you guys
know her?

Speaker 5 (11:45):
No, the someone you've talked about, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (11:48):
I've never heard of glad glad.

Speaker 3 (11:49):
It maybe maybe I've only talked about her to like
my walls.

Speaker 4 (11:53):
Yeah, I need to hear about this glattice.

Speaker 3 (11:55):
Okay, you've heard of a sting operation. Yeah, you've heard
of like the Godfather?

Speaker 6 (12:00):
What is it?

Speaker 3 (12:03):
Honestly, already I got a little nervous to.

Speaker 5 (12:07):
Window into the glass my mom my mom. I was like,
it's glass, it's terrifying.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (12:13):
No, no, the hummingbirds my mom when she is my
visit like she's fully been around. Okay, keep going.

Speaker 3 (12:21):
You know a single operation, you know the Godfather of
the movie. You know the god You don't know the Godmother.
It hasn't been made, but the same idea that makes
a ring leader. Yes, casino. Yes, have you ever heard
of the casino of the seas? No?

Speaker 5 (12:33):
I haven't.

Speaker 3 (12:33):
Okay, so let me explain it to you. Okay, there
is has been, will be. The more has been a
series of yachts in the Strait of g Balter, and
they're like super yachts for really really rich people. One
of these yachts accidentally caught a very large orca in
its net and then hit it with a boat.

Speaker 5 (12:52):
Oh wait, the whales that are fighting back.

Speaker 3 (12:55):
Yes, yes, so I guess some of it was an accident.
But Gladys, who is the main ring leader Orca, has
taught all the other pods. And also I think she
gets separated from her main podu a little bit of Norphane. Yes,
she's taught all the Orcas in what they call Orca Alley. Yes,
how to dismantle a boat.

Speaker 4 (13:13):
Yes, tell me everything.

Speaker 3 (13:15):
Amazing, She's amazing. And by the way they see her,
she watches them do it. She leads them to the boat.
She like stays idle in the water and watches the.

Speaker 5 (13:24):
Other one dismantle a boaty sort of that, like they're
seeing it as an animal in the water that needs
to be Yes.

Speaker 3 (13:33):
And also they've done it to where they treat the
rudder like a toy like they want to. They try
to rip off the rudder, play with it.

Speaker 4 (13:41):
On the boat.

Speaker 3 (13:42):
Terrifying. They have video of it.

Speaker 4 (13:44):
I need to see.

Speaker 3 (13:45):
And it's like a twenty two ton boat and these animals.
No one's gotten killed. The boats have sunk. I have
to be honest with you though. The boats that have
sunk to me feel very Russian oligarch style, Like I'm
okay with that. Yeah, you know what I mean. Maybe
if I'm wrong I'm sorry, but I sort obviously don't
want anyone to get hurt. But I'm sort of like, yeah,
that's your world, and Gladys, honey, honey, more power to

(14:06):
you every minute, every day.

Speaker 4 (14:09):
The mother, she's the or mother's absolutely or mother. How
does an orc mother dismantle a boat the rudder?

Speaker 3 (14:17):
She goes after the run. She goes after the runner
because they see it. They because I guess, I don't
know if you know. And they're like brilliant yea. And
they work in you know, they're they have they're very
tight knit families.

Speaker 4 (14:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:29):
And so she's just been yet teaching all the ones
in Orca Ali how to do this.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
I love it.

Speaker 5 (14:33):
Yea, it's amazing.

Speaker 3 (14:35):
She's great, you know, or Alley. I was in a
kayak once and an Orca and a pod yeah, swam
right by me and killed the seal right in front
of my face. Can imagine. It was in Alaska. It
was crazy. But they like humans. They don't want to
ever bother a human really, Yeah, because they like they
like they like the connection. We've got so much talk.

Speaker 5 (14:59):
They're so fun to shot with.

Speaker 4 (15:01):
I don't want to I love that you feel bad
for the seal.

Speaker 3 (15:04):
Of course I did, but listen, we're dealing with an
apex predator. No, I did, because it was like bobbing
up and it was sort of like they like humans too.
Everyone loves people, the Yeah they do.

Speaker 4 (15:15):
They love people.

Speaker 5 (15:16):
Seal love people. Yeah, yeah, dogs love people.

Speaker 4 (15:21):
Giraffes love people. Mothers love people.

Speaker 3 (15:27):
Mommy, so my mother of the House of the Ocean Gladys.

Speaker 4 (15:31):
Yeah, well that okay, that just spurred for me talking
about Orca Alley. Yeah, here's my nominee, Blast in the past.
You know, I have two nominees wonderful, the first one
being Action Park in New Jersey.

Speaker 5 (15:50):
Yeah, it was the documentary on that.

Speaker 4 (15:52):
I got dragged there as a child.

Speaker 3 (15:53):
I did it.

Speaker 5 (15:54):
Is it like a defunct It's like, okay, people would die,
like they would get stuck in the two it was
a water park that's some like guy just like like
some like flim flam artists just built like on the
side of a hill in New Jersey.

Speaker 6 (16:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (16:05):
I was like three, and I would get brought with
all like these fake cousins, all these like kind of
like the equivalent of boys that would be like into
X games, now you know what I mean. So they
would jump off of the roof of their two story
house onto the hood of the car, do you know
what I mean. And they were skiers, but they never
like they always had stitches, but they were but they're
like very good skiers.

Speaker 3 (16:26):
Very off the wall basically. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (16:28):
So and they would like lock me in closes and
so we go down and stay with their fake cousins
in ten to fly New Jersey and we would just
get dragged. See these they felt so wild and reckless,
like already the parenting and like the early eighties. Yeah,
just like they would just like leave you with the
TV like rate it was just like nothing but boobs
on television, and it was literally like there was no

(16:50):
like planners or anybody that. So they would just have
like your body weight to do like a full loop
D loop and people would get.

Speaker 5 (16:58):
It was like scientifically proven.

Speaker 4 (17:00):
I'm like yes, And you would just rock it out
like the side of like a cliff into like a
fifty foot drop, blow into the water and then like
like some giant man from New Jersey with then land
on you two seconds later the same book. And I
was like but they just like fucking just kept running
it like twelve year olds were running the things, and
like person after person after person died. But this date

(17:22):
of New yeah, yeah, it's called like it's like class
action park because so many people like died and it
was like they're like, yeah, fuck it, and like New
Jersey just kind of didn't care. They're just partying and
they're like, yeah, we built a water park. And when
they kept doing more and more extreme things, and it
was just like, yeah, so what sue, So you died,
that's you. You got stuck in the tube. My nephew

(17:43):
Kenny built this and I kind of honestly, it was
so fucking fun and wild. You just kind of run free,
pray that you found the station wagon. At the end
of the day. It was sort of terrifying. You'd be
underground in these tubes and then just get sent out
and water. It felt dangerous and it was. And I
got to tell you, I like the kind of like

(18:05):
we built a water park with no.

Speaker 3 (18:07):
No absolutely no plan. They didn't care.

Speaker 4 (18:12):
Nobody cared.

Speaker 5 (18:12):
Yeah, nobody cares.

Speaker 6 (18:14):
I love it.

Speaker 4 (18:15):
Yeah, that's my that's my.

Speaker 5 (18:17):
Mine, I guess. Is something I witnessed the other day.

Speaker 3 (18:21):
I love it. Here for it.

Speaker 5 (18:23):
I was walking on the street with my parents and
my child, and we were in Pasadena and it's a
very nice area, sure, and there was screaming happening ahead
on the street. So my haunches were raised and you
were in it, and my dad and well, no, I
was nervous because I walked through the baby and all,

(18:44):
it's what's going to happen here? What's going on? And
my dad and are going, oh no, my mom's going
what what what? I was like, there's someone, there's something happening.
There's something. And then like we get closer and like
this man there's probably two men who were like in
their forties. One was I think clearly drunk or on
something and was yelling to provoke, you know. He was

(19:05):
getting mad at this guy like sure, don't bump into
me that kind of thing or whatever, you're in my way,
like screaming at him kind of randomly, and I kind
of assumed there was no real reason to start the interaction.
And then the guy was on his phone going like
fighting him back, and I was like, you're in you're
actually insane, because he was he was going like come

(19:27):
at me, what yeah, oh really, oh really? And he's
on the phone, ye, and he's on the phone and
pretending to be and we were like getting past this
argument and we just watched them for a bit and
the guy keep coming back about to kick his ass
like he didn't care, and I was like, you have
nothing to lose, Like you don't care at all, Like
there's just you're just a random person who could probably
stab you right now, and you don't care, and you

(19:49):
just fight them. You're just yelling at them like you
don't give a shit. I find that insane. Autographs please,
it's wild.

Speaker 4 (19:55):
Somebody just like engages.

Speaker 5 (19:57):
He was locked in and I just those people really
scare me more than the more than the unpredictable person
who approaches. Yeah, I'm more scared by that person. And
I'm like, you really are. You're cognizant of what's happening,
and you're something you don't care. You're leaning your sight.
You're like, oh, I have something to do today.

Speaker 3 (20:13):
Have you watch any of the Curious Cases? Grace?

Speaker 5 (20:15):
Oh my god, I have to see it?

Speaker 4 (20:17):
So can I watch it?

Speaker 3 (20:19):
Max?

Speaker 5 (20:20):
Okay, Okay, I'm pivoted to can't get Max. I don't
know something Like I'm just like I took HB out
of my vocabulary.

Speaker 6 (20:30):
I hate it.

Speaker 5 (20:31):
Why are so what I've told something is new.

Speaker 3 (20:33):
I just go with it.

Speaker 5 (20:34):
I don't care.

Speaker 6 (20:35):
I hate it.

Speaker 5 (20:37):
At first, I went, why are they doing that? And
I went, okay, it's on Max.

Speaker 4 (20:40):
By the way, I feel like Max is. I feel
like Max is the reversed. It's the worse. It's the
anti audim take.

Speaker 5 (20:48):
Away the word HBO. We love the word HBO.

Speaker 3 (20:50):
That's how we know. It's like, it's got to be
good quality.

Speaker 4 (20:54):
Like you know what, everything we've worked hard for the
last forty years to earn. Let's remove that and call
it MAX.

Speaker 3 (20:58):
I don't know what I'm calling it Max Access, putting
no autograss place. To be honest with you, it really
doesn't care.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
How I know.

Speaker 5 (21:05):
I've built a whole pedigree, But just call me, just
call me.

Speaker 3 (21:10):
Curious. Is my emmy getting that Everyone.

Speaker 5 (21:13):
Came out an idea at the same time.

Speaker 3 (21:15):
So I think it's a repackaged version of that made
it because you know the story to the audience. So
a little girl was adopted from a sixtuer was adopted
from Ukraine. Who then a debate starts happening.

Speaker 5 (21:30):
Is is she six or is she an adult?

Speaker 3 (21:33):
At like twenty two year old little person with dwarfism
is essentially, but it becomes and is she There were
accusations that she was trying to kill the family, was
sitting at the knife, yes, oh, and beyond poisoning the mother.

Speaker 5 (21:46):
Like I know because I remember hearing the story initially
years ago. By the way, it took way too long
to get a documentary about this.

Speaker 3 (21:52):
I couldn't have.

Speaker 5 (21:53):
Documentary, nothing, nothing, let me get this is a full
on story that we want to know about.

Speaker 3 (22:00):
And so the debate becomes, and the investigation becomes in
a really good way, like trying to prove either that
she's a child or that she's an adult.

Speaker 5 (22:10):
Blood test not get you that information.

Speaker 3 (22:13):
I can't even describe to you that a blood test.

Speaker 5 (22:16):
Can, okay, And yet they couldn't get the It wasn't enough.

Speaker 3 (22:21):
It's I can't absolutely you can't believe the journey.

Speaker 5 (22:26):
But just know I can't wait, I know. That's what
I remember from the story is that her pubic hair
was showing on that week and she was six. But
then it was like, well, does she have a medical
condition or is she adult?

Speaker 3 (22:36):
Exactly?

Speaker 5 (22:36):
There was the whole thing, lots of debate.

Speaker 3 (22:38):
I gotta tell you, what do you think. I don't
want to tell you.

Speaker 5 (22:41):
No, you cannot say. You cannot say.

Speaker 3 (22:43):
I want five episodes of completely my whole Week now.
And it's a little repetitive.

Speaker 4 (22:50):
It is a little inclusive at the end.

Speaker 3 (22:53):
I think so. And I will also say this, just
so you know, the guy who plays, who plays who
was her adoptive father. I want everyone to understand them
when they write the scripted version. That's Miami before Okay,
I going to the Little Girl. You can absolutely be.

Speaker 4 (23:11):
I would love to try to say that, actually you
would be.

Speaker 3 (23:13):
Good as the wife because she's like blonde and kind
of sexy. Yeah, okay, that is Miami. I just want
everyone to understand right now.

Speaker 4 (23:23):
The Little Girl.

Speaker 5 (23:24):
I love it. I love it real quick. Are you
watching the Ultimatum Queer Love?

Speaker 3 (23:28):
Yes? No, I don't even know for U is this
the m TV Netlix?

Speaker 4 (23:35):
Ultimately it's people who made Love is Blind? Obviously I
watched the first it was incredible.

Speaker 5 (23:40):
I didn't watch the first one.

Speaker 3 (23:41):
BBC has a kissed a boy. That's Love Island for
just gay people's trashy as hell.

Speaker 5 (23:45):
I don't want to watch when everyone in the house
can have sex exactly what's happening.

Speaker 4 (23:51):
It's all it's all lesbian. I've only clearly watched.

Speaker 5 (23:58):
I don't want to give you a nice cos I
just love you'll love it.

Speaker 2 (24:02):
That's my week.

Speaker 4 (24:03):
You're watching Love Island UK twenty fifteen and twenty sixteen
where they would fucking smoke on camera and boy were
my socks knocked up? I just finished the second season. Wow,
this is very I see.

Speaker 5 (24:13):
I have a hard time. I tried to watch Love
Island and I could not.

Speaker 4 (24:15):
You got to go back in time.

Speaker 5 (24:17):
But I did go back in time to UK UK.

Speaker 4 (24:19):
Did you put on the subtitles?

Speaker 3 (24:21):
I did?

Speaker 4 (24:21):
You saw Hannah?

Speaker 5 (24:22):
The stars just going?

Speaker 4 (24:23):
You saw Hannah?

Speaker 3 (24:24):
It's not for me, I haven't.

Speaker 5 (24:26):
I don't know the names of anyone you didn't. The
accents were outrageous.

Speaker 4 (24:29):
With giant boobies. I'm sure she's like, oh, your dead
guard to see your mugg and me you're back and
look like a mug. She's right, Garly Love.

Speaker 3 (24:36):
When they say how are you, they just say you're right, You're.

Speaker 4 (24:39):
Right, Love.

Speaker 5 (24:39):
It just wasn't working.

Speaker 4 (24:41):
We have to we have to go on vacation to
watch it together.

Speaker 5 (24:43):
Okay, so I have to pay money.

Speaker 4 (24:45):
No no, no, no, let me go to New York sometimes. Okay,
well I am bed and do it.

Speaker 5 (24:48):
That sounds fairn We'll say we'll put like, we'll put.

Speaker 4 (24:51):
Our feet and baby feet, we'll pull a face masks
on it. All all easy into the warm pool. That
is season three, twenty seventeen of Love Island.

Speaker 3 (24:58):
Now for those a few who don't know, yeah, now
on the podcast, we take a little bit of break,
but when we come back, we do an improvatizational improvatizational
where we take real lines.

Speaker 5 (25:09):
And these lines, by the way, every single weeks who
by the way, I want all the context I know.
I love it.

Speaker 4 (25:18):
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podcast and that's why we need you all to review
us so we can come back again. Review substrics cannot
be our final episode.

Speaker 3 (25:26):
These lines are real lines submitted by people by listeners
who have heard these actual things said to them. Want
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Speaker 4 (25:33):
If you want to submit so that when we get
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(25:55):
you're about to hear a real lifeline that has been
submitted by one of you, one of our listeners, Lauren,
will you please give us the name? Basically the rules
of the game of this Brian and I are always
on a first date and it has to end, well,
what is the name of somebody from your past? First
and less name for me?

Speaker 5 (26:14):
I'm making it up, Okay, you I can't name people.

Speaker 4 (26:17):
You know what I feel.

Speaker 5 (26:18):
And by the way, I was thinking about this today
because there's so many great stories I'd love to tell,
but they're all watching and I can't tell them. That's fine,
I can't tell the stories. It's like high school. Everyone's
aware of what everyone's doing and they just they would
have it in one second. It's not fun.

Speaker 4 (26:31):
Okay, give me a name.

Speaker 5 (26:32):
You're ruining it. Your name is supporting me, not even me.
It's like it's like whatever, it's just the story. You said,
so and so did this. It's like, well, you can't
really say that. I guess it's not fun.

Speaker 4 (26:45):
Stephanie Allen, did I know and she got.

Speaker 5 (26:47):
Messages after the people?

Speaker 3 (26:49):
Is that true?

Speaker 7 (26:49):
She?

Speaker 5 (26:50):
Well, she was reconnecting with some folks and I don't
think it was negative both.

Speaker 4 (26:53):
Well, maybe we can have a reconnection friendship station for you.

Speaker 5 (26:56):
Okay, great, Okay, the name is Rhapsody Rasay and that's
why you make them up? Okay it and then Brian
needs name. Yes, please timpany butt plug, timpany butt plug.

Speaker 3 (27:12):
I can tell you've done a lot of and where
should we be?

Speaker 4 (27:15):
Where would there be a lot of people coming in
and out? Where's our date? Your date is anywhere in
the world?

Speaker 5 (27:21):
Okay, your date is at Goop Kitchen.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
Great.

Speaker 4 (27:28):
When we return, Rhapsody ras and timpany butt Plug will
be at the Goop Kitchen for a gadgets first date.

Speaker 3 (27:49):
Rhapsody Yeah yeah, yeah. Well think you think you were
actually saying my last name respectfully because it is French.

Speaker 4 (28:00):
I just got back from two days in France and
I always two days. Yes, I loved you. Pick up
the I pick up the language wherever I go.

Speaker 3 (28:06):
Okay, yeah, no, I mean it sounds great. And yes,
my last name is butt plug. But when you say
it as boot poop, that is actually correct, So I
appreciate that.

Speaker 4 (28:15):
And do you come from a long line of boot plue?

Speaker 3 (28:18):
Not a huge line, but I would. I mean, listen,
my grandfather is grandfather's grandfather was a bonaparte. But that
was back when Napolaine had a bad name, so we
did change it to I loved a lot. That's not funny.

Speaker 4 (28:32):
You have the lowest butt crack I've ever seen. You
think it would be called butt crack? What you think
rather than butt plug? You'd be low butt cracked?

Speaker 5 (28:39):
Hello, Hello, welcome to Goopkitchen.

Speaker 3 (28:42):
Oh you guys don't have seats here, No, we don't.

Speaker 5 (28:45):
It's all take up, but you can stand right here
and eat.

Speaker 4 (28:47):
If you like.

Speaker 7 (28:47):
I like that.

Speaker 3 (28:51):
I'm gonna buy you a drink, but I can't use
my mom's credit card until eight.

Speaker 4 (28:56):
How old?

Speaker 3 (28:57):
Oh I'm thirty eight.

Speaker 5 (28:59):
Okay, Hi, sorry, I'm still here.

Speaker 3 (29:01):
Yeah, I'm so sorry. I just can't.

Speaker 4 (29:03):
It's only six fifteen.

Speaker 5 (29:05):
Yeah, so I'm happy I'm here. I will kind of
serve you your items and kind of watch.

Speaker 3 (29:12):
Because I cannot pay at the end. Okay, God, because
I can't pay before eight o'clock.

Speaker 6 (29:17):
All right, you know you.

Speaker 5 (29:17):
Could at least put in some effort to look nice.
You look like Liz Lemon.

Speaker 4 (29:22):
Well, I just tell you this kitchen I have toss.
I actually just came from a thirty rock cosplay conference,
so you need so thank you.

Speaker 3 (29:32):
Look like No.

Speaker 4 (29:33):
I like to dress up like so that's how I
like to look because you know what, it's almost like
a human vision board. I want to be a Commadian actress.
And I just say, who's the cram of the Cram,
Tina Fey. So I dress like Liz Lemon.

Speaker 3 (29:48):
Yeah, wow, you really do look like my brother. He
looks a little like he has the dark hair of
the glasses. Well, I will let me do you know what,
do you have any specials today or anything like that?

Speaker 5 (30:00):
We have, yes, thank you. We have like a kale
pizza that's just the dough is made of kale, and
then there's a topping of kale, let's mean, into a sauce,
and then there's a cheese that's actually just kale, and
then the there's like a kale topping on the side.

Speaker 3 (30:16):
Okay, I just need to get some cokes I can
sober up. I'm assuming you guys don't have anything like
that here.

Speaker 5 (30:21):
We don't have coke. But if you are what you
eat it. Guys, I'm a big pussy.

Speaker 4 (30:27):
Hello, what's your You're fun?

Speaker 5 (30:32):
I thought I kind of made a connection with you
right here, and I'm just like, yeah, I love to
eat pussy, so that's something that I do.

Speaker 7 (30:37):
Es.

Speaker 3 (30:39):
I had to tell you I Goop. You have to
imagine though, Like at first, I was like, this is
really racy for Goop, but she has a candle that says.

Speaker 5 (30:48):
So she promotes that kind of she makes I want
to wash your hair in a sexual way, honestly, because
it looks so greasy.

Speaker 4 (30:57):
Method. I'm very method. Do you want to see what
it looks like under my false eye? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (31:05):
I mean we are about to eat, but still.

Speaker 4 (31:09):
Okay, I'm going to take it out. Are you gonna
look in the hole? And then I'll put it? I
have there's a long line behind that seat.

Speaker 3 (31:14):
Believe me, I've heard that before. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (31:22):
Okay, wait, wait, someone pete over all over the seat
and I hope it wasn't you because I'm really liking you,
and I just wait what I saw him front of
the bathroom and I went in after.

Speaker 3 (31:32):
I did use the because you know they're gender neutral.
I did use the bathroom.

Speaker 4 (31:36):
But I am here.

Speaker 3 (31:38):
You know what, You're right, and I'm sorry that I've
been ignoring you. I am very lucky. You're absolutely beautiful,
got the greasiest hair I've ever seen.

Speaker 4 (31:44):
Well, I just want to say, I'm texting my friend
who went out with you. He said that you look
like a melted candle, but I don't agree.

Speaker 3 (31:52):
Wow, well, thank you. I guess I'll have the kale pizza.

Speaker 4 (31:55):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (31:56):
So the kale pizza, oh yeah, okay, and then do
you want the kale dessert as well?

Speaker 3 (31:59):
Or what's the kale dessert?

Speaker 5 (32:01):
So the kale dessert is like a chocolate cake. The
first layer of chocolate is a shredded kale, and then
underneath that the layer of chocolate, and this is all
in quotes, is like a mush kale, and then under
that is like a steamed kale, and it's all brown.

Speaker 7 (32:14):
Is it good?

Speaker 4 (32:15):
Because I've been to a restaurant where they call this
dessert the best chocolate cake you've ever had, but it's
made of dates and it's not.

Speaker 5 (32:21):
This is the best chocolate cake you've ever heard.

Speaker 3 (32:25):
Let's get the kale cake and two kale pizzas. Okay,
I can't afford to buy you anything to drink.

Speaker 5 (32:30):
Until Oh, just so you know, though I have sins,
it's small Irish stick syndrome. I just have this thing
where like if I see a small Irish dick, I
pass out.

Speaker 4 (32:43):
Wow, I have to say, Luckily, I don't think that.
But pluge is Irish, is it?

Speaker 5 (32:50):
No?

Speaker 3 (32:51):
It isn't. It's French, as I mentioned before. But you know,
no one seems to care about history in this country anymore.

Speaker 4 (32:57):
I don't know what your mother's side is.

Speaker 3 (32:59):
It could be all well, it's it's not. Well, yeah,
actually my mother was Irish, French, German Austria, so you
might have an Irish, Janish, Norwegian, Japanese. Oh yeah, she's
the fun you know what I have to say.

Speaker 4 (33:12):
See, I told you you were Jewish.

Speaker 3 (33:15):
You told him he was really I told you, Well,
can we be honest here? I told her I wasn't,
And then she kept insisting that I was. I knew it,
and I kept telling her I wasn't. But there's no
she won't let it go.

Speaker 4 (33:29):
There's no getting I'm just saying, you know, I want
to marry a Jewish man.

Speaker 3 (33:34):
I know I mentioned the thing about not being able
to buy a drink till I guess I should probably
also mention I have to buy a new steering wheel
for my car, so I also can't afford to buy dinner.

Speaker 4 (33:45):
Okay, that's what happened to your steering wheel?

Speaker 3 (33:48):
Oh man, you want a good story?

Speaker 5 (33:52):
Tell us by the way, there is a line, but
I'm willing to hang out. Sorry, everyone, I got a
good order for two and then Kale Cake.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
Yeah, tell that she that she should do this.

Speaker 5 (34:05):
Tell Goop how Google? I don't know her personally.

Speaker 4 (34:09):
Okay, okay, so what happened to your steering wheel?

Speaker 3 (34:11):
Kimberly? You got to listen to this?

Speaker 5 (34:12):
Okay, I'm listening. Sorry, everyone always tell me I gotta listen.
I gotta listen. I'm paying attention. I'm sorry. My dad
was hard on me.

Speaker 3 (34:20):
Oh no, it's okay. I didn't mean to trigger you.

Speaker 5 (34:22):
Sorry, I'm triggered.

Speaker 3 (34:23):
I didn't mean to trigger you.

Speaker 4 (34:24):
What dads are hard? I would never let a man
teach my son.

Speaker 3 (34:29):
I wouldn't neither. Wait, you have a son.

Speaker 4 (34:32):
Yes, he's seventeen.

Speaker 3 (34:33):
You're out of town.

Speaker 6 (34:35):
He's in a car.

Speaker 4 (34:35):
Do you want to meet him?

Speaker 3 (34:36):
My ex and I conceived our second child in my parents' bed. Yeah,
I do.

Speaker 5 (34:42):
Well, you know what my father always said, just because
I have a penis doesn't mean I don't also have
a vagina. Cheryl, I can totally tell you're lying.

Speaker 4 (34:50):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (34:50):
Wow, that was when he always said to me. He
called me Cheryl if I got her house and I
was lying, Yeah, he'd say I might have a vagina,
and I can tell your lies.

Speaker 4 (34:58):
Did your dad change his name? I mean, did you
change your name for your dad?

Speaker 2 (35:02):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (35:02):
He called me Ryl, but it's Kimberlin. But you know
what I just want to say, And I know you
guys have a lot of questions. I actually am Tina Fe,
I am Liz Lemon and Alec Baldwin's back is hairer
than you can imagine up clothes.

Speaker 3 (35:16):
Wow, I'm actually am imagining.

Speaker 4 (35:19):
It Harrier, Okay, then you could.

Speaker 5 (35:21):
I just don't think you should kink shame Army Hammer.

Speaker 3 (35:24):
I don't either. And by the way, he is your
entire profile. Your entire profile was how fucked up he was.

Speaker 4 (35:30):
But he was really fucked up. He said, why to
keep women's.

Speaker 3 (35:33):
You get up like that, you give off premie energy?

Speaker 7 (35:38):
Wait what what like?

Speaker 4 (35:42):
As if I was like I.

Speaker 3 (35:45):
Cut to them sitting down. Wow, will you join us
at the table?

Speaker 5 (35:50):
I would love to. I put this table out. I
want you guys to stay because normally they do kind
of show everyone out of you know, I want to
hang out and you know, you know what, you don't
have to do that. The servers are paid to clean,
so there is someone, there is someone who should come clean.
At least you're just you don't.

Speaker 3 (36:05):
Want to hear my steering wheel story. Yes, oh this
is so good.

Speaker 5 (36:09):
Okay, okay, ready at the beginning.

Speaker 3 (36:10):
So you know what a steering wheel looks like?

Speaker 4 (36:13):
Right?

Speaker 5 (36:13):
Wait, trying?

Speaker 3 (36:15):
No, guess again, it's like the yes again, you're.

Speaker 4 (36:21):
Trying.

Speaker 3 (36:22):
So it's a circle, and so what is it?

Speaker 4 (36:26):
You know?

Speaker 3 (36:26):
One time I was in I crashed my car head
first into the woods deliberately. Okay, okay, someone was chasing
excuse me. Have you never heard of Griffith Park?

Speaker 4 (36:39):
Oh no, I haven't. I've never left the West Side.

Speaker 3 (36:41):
Oh okay, well it was in Griffith Park and you
know I had to camp. I'm in finance and I
believe I deserve to make more money than doctors because
my job is boring and not personally fulfilling.

Speaker 4 (36:54):
Well, let's speaking of doctors. Therapy is okay, but there's
so much I can't tell them or else I guess
they'd have to call the car.

Speaker 3 (37:02):
I gotta say, I'm not even going to tell you how.

Speaker 4 (37:03):
Many times I've been arrested. It's been three times.

Speaker 3 (37:06):
Wow, I think you just did tell me. Do you
guys want to hear my steering wheel.

Speaker 5 (37:10):
Stol those triangles in front of the car.

Speaker 3 (37:12):
Yes, So both for these the woods question the woods
and I had to You know, I was out there
for a week. I had to drink my own pea.
I like didn't because they just walked. I'm from the
West Side too, so I wasn't familiar with so Yes,
and you know what's very difficult for me to go
number two without a stool. So I ripped my ship first. No,

(37:35):
I have to I have to sit on something to shive.

Speaker 5 (37:38):
Create a stool.

Speaker 7 (37:39):
You need to to make a stool. I need to
create a street. So I created my own stret slogan.
They should say, put that slogan on my shirt.

Speaker 4 (37:53):
Do you have like a squatty potty company?

Speaker 5 (37:55):
It's coming Make a stool, create a stool. Feel like
you're leaving out a lot of words.

Speaker 3 (37:59):
Well, you know, but it's the company is called Steering Stools. Okay.
And so if you're ever caught in the woods Titanic style,
uh huh, like you sit.

Speaker 5 (38:06):
Around in a lot of drum circles. I bet you
don't even know what a rock iry is?

Speaker 4 (38:10):
Yeah, are what kind of finance are you in?

Speaker 3 (38:12):
I'm in finance and I believe I deserve to make
more money than doctors because my job is boring and
not personally fulfilling.

Speaker 2 (38:18):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (38:19):
Okay, No, I heard you the first time, but I
didn't hear you know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (38:22):
Yeah, I heard it this day. It seems to happen,
but I feel seen you were very intentional with your words.
Just that I really see you. So okay, you you're
in the woods. You had to go.

Speaker 3 (38:34):
And took the steering wheel, you know, I had. I
got a really bad car accident before that where I
had to have four crutches, two from my feet and
sup my arms. So yes, but I was able to
use the four crutches, attached them to the steering wheel
and create a toilet. Does that make sense? Would sit
on my steering wheel like a like a toilet?

Speaker 6 (38:56):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (38:56):
But wait a minute, Why didn't you just sit on
a toilet if you were in the woods the first time? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (39:00):
No, no, no. The first time I got my accident,
I had my four crutches. Okay, the second time I
got an accident where I had used the steering willows
of toilet. You, I still had the antlers from the
first time, crutches from the first time, so.

Speaker 4 (39:16):
They were really okay.

Speaker 5 (39:18):
What I'm hearing is they were, well, you.

Speaker 4 (39:20):
Know, you tried not talking. Let's just sit quietly for
a few minutes. Your questions are making my head hurt.

Speaker 5 (39:26):
You know what, I'm gonna let you both not talk
for a second. I just need to go check in
on some work in the building.

Speaker 4 (39:31):
You're lucky i'm here.

Speaker 3 (39:33):
How about checking in on our pizzas.

Speaker 4 (39:35):
I'm getting sued by my boss.

Speaker 5 (39:36):
Oh yeah, that's what I mean. Actually, I wanted to
check it on the pizzas, and you can talk about that.
I'll be right back.

Speaker 3 (39:41):
What are you getting sued for?

Speaker 4 (39:43):
You know, being too good at my job? Too awesome too.
That sounds like that's qualified. They're jealous, that does They're
seeing me for being too talented?

Speaker 3 (39:51):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, is that your worst quality? Being too talented.

Speaker 4 (39:53):
That is because I would say number one too talented,
Number two too loyal, number three too sexy, fun in bed.

Speaker 2 (40:01):
Hi.

Speaker 5 (40:01):
Oh it's me, Gwyneth, it's me. Oh right, we've met.

Speaker 4 (40:12):
That's right. Don't you remember Alec Baldwin was back as
much harrier than you can imagine.

Speaker 5 (40:16):
Well, if you are what you eat, I'm a big bussy.
I'm just kidding.

Speaker 3 (40:21):
How are you since the trial?

Speaker 5 (40:23):
Yeah, I'm fantastic your hair. I think it actually went
amazingly well. I felt beautifully taken care of by the judge,
and everyone in the courtroom was just cuter like that.

Speaker 4 (40:34):
Prosecutors seem to have like a girl crush on you.

Speaker 5 (40:36):
We have gone out a lot since I.

Speaker 3 (40:38):
Got a boy crush on you. I want to be
inside you while we watch Friends.

Speaker 4 (40:43):
So I want to lay on the couch and I
want you to lay on top of me while we
watch a Disney movie, and I will give you many
small kisses while we sing to the Disney songs.

Speaker 3 (40:52):
You know what, weird sort of tailor made for each other.

Speaker 5 (40:54):
I feel that YouTube should be a couple.

Speaker 3 (40:57):
Gwyneth, Yeah, say yeah. Would you consider naming your next
candles Steering stools.

Speaker 5 (41:04):
With no context at all.

Speaker 4 (41:06):
The answer is yes, Gwyneth, take your hat off, let
me see your hair. Okay, oh yeah, I guess that
will do. That's fine, you can put your hat back on.

Speaker 3 (41:14):
What wow?

Speaker 4 (41:15):
Yeah that will do. That will do. I guess that
will do. Just take your I guess that will do. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (41:24):
Stop saying that when he says, gwinn yeah, you're not me.

Speaker 4 (41:28):
Let's try it.

Speaker 5 (41:29):
Okay, Yeah, what's your name?

Speaker 4 (41:32):
Tina fey.

Speaker 3 (41:35):
Rhapsody, raisins r raising Tipathy you speak French? Right when
I think I've heard.

Speaker 8 (41:45):
You, they're both gun Gwinneth.

Speaker 3 (41:59):
I need you just bought me a twenty to forty.

Speaker 5 (42:02):
Because forty I can't break it though.

Speaker 3 (42:04):
It's okay okay, actually you could even keep it because
I can't use one credit cartil Clark.

Speaker 5 (42:08):
The way, what you're saying is you want this on
the house.

Speaker 4 (42:11):
Is that you know what?

Speaker 5 (42:12):
Let me get my server back out here. Okay, we'll see.

Speaker 3 (42:16):
How would you ask her about the pizzas? Please? I mean,
I don't mean to be rude. I know you're a
busy woman, but I won't ask her about the pizza.

Speaker 5 (42:22):
Okay, I'm sorry, I have to make an Instagram video
of my pants.

Speaker 4 (42:26):
Oh I love that.

Speaker 5 (42:27):
I'm I'm late. I'm late. People are waiting. I'm late. Okay,
here she comes, and I don't want to meet her.
I don't want to meet her.

Speaker 3 (42:35):
No, no, no, Kimberlyn. Ignore, ignore that I don't say hi,
kimber Lynn. How about those pizzas?

Speaker 2 (42:43):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (42:44):
Right?

Speaker 7 (42:45):
You know what.

Speaker 4 (42:46):
You don't seem into me at all. You haven't paid
even paid any to any question.

Speaker 3 (42:52):
I told you you looks like my brother. Okay, and
I also said that I want you know what, I
meant this for you. I do want to be inside
you while we watch Friends? So wait? What? What? What?

Speaker 4 (43:03):
Which episode?

Speaker 5 (43:04):
I want to be inside you while you watch Friends?

Speaker 3 (43:06):
Which?

Speaker 5 (43:06):
I watched something out?

Speaker 4 (43:07):
Which which episode?

Speaker 3 (43:08):
Then you're gonna have to watch it on a portable TV?

Speaker 5 (43:10):
Deep, which that's fine.

Speaker 4 (43:11):
I think episode which episode?

Speaker 3 (43:14):
The one with the magic hands?

Speaker 5 (43:18):
Okay, Oh that's a great one.

Speaker 4 (43:20):
That's a great one.

Speaker 3 (43:21):
Thank you, thank you for this non existing meal. Timpany
Kimberlin Rhapsody aka f YEA. Sounds like we got a
lot of watching today.

Speaker 4 (43:30):
I'll say, I think so I want to lie on
a couch and I want you to lay on top
of me while we watch a Disney movie and I
will give you many small kisses while we sing the
Disney songs.

Speaker 3 (43:40):
I want to be inside you while we watch Friends.

Speaker 5 (43:41):
Okay, the no, that's settled. I do have a lines
going around the block.

Speaker 3 (43:46):
Thank you for absolutely nothing.

Speaker 5 (43:49):
You don't even need the pizza bite?

Speaker 4 (43:51):
Yeah fine, fine, you know whoa Rocca.

Speaker 3 (44:02):
It's delicious. This is delicious.

Speaker 6 (44:09):
Okay, try the cake.

Speaker 4 (44:10):
Okay, now you know that, Lauren, because you know that podcast.
She hates a mudcake every time. Mo Rocca, I hope
you like it more than this.

Speaker 5 (44:18):
Was made with peebee fit kale and.

Speaker 6 (44:21):
This sounds okay, rock up, rock, Okay, you over the restaurant.

Speaker 3 (44:32):
I'm sorry. It's delicious delicious.

Speaker 5 (44:36):
So you know what I knew when you walked into
the party. I was looking at my future wife.

Speaker 4 (44:41):
Wow, all right, this is.

Speaker 3 (44:44):
I guess. I know you're on your break rhapsody ak
one of the three of us go binge, watch some Beauty,
the Beast and some friends and eat kale.

Speaker 4 (44:57):
Yeah. I love it a benefit and go into we moved. Okay,
Adam are back, Lauren. How do you think the date
went and what was your most appalling line that.

Speaker 5 (45:18):
You know, I thought the date went so great. I
thought you guys were a perfect couple. I think my
most appalling line that I said, Yeah, there were a few,
but I think the one where I said, just so
you know, I have Sid's small Irish dick syndrome. If
someone said that to me, I don't know what I
would say.

Speaker 3 (45:34):
I truly don't know what I would do, because I
guess I would in the moment because I'd be so uncomfortable,
as I would I would laugh, and then I I
would fake laugh unless unless everything up until then was
like hysterical, and then I would like laugh laughing.

Speaker 4 (45:46):
No, No, I would get nervous. I would probably laugh,
and then I'd be mad at my I would try
to figure out how to get out of there. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (45:53):
Well, it's also like a weird thing to say.

Speaker 4 (45:55):
It's awful. It's like they're testing you.

Speaker 3 (45:57):
Yeah, I want to be inside you. While we watched Friends.
This is really setting to me because one's crazy because
of the phrase I want to be inside of you,
but like doing anything else? But also why you watch
a comedy a multi.

Speaker 5 (46:08):
Can it's crazy date? It's all I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (46:12):
I'm torn between Do you want to see what it
looks like under my false eye?

Speaker 3 (46:16):
That's pretty good.

Speaker 5 (46:17):
I think that's amazing.

Speaker 4 (46:18):
And Alec Baldwin's back is hairer than you can imagine
up close.

Speaker 5 (46:23):
I want to know why they saw it.

Speaker 3 (46:25):
I think I think they were bragging. Yeah, I think
it was a little bit of story.

Speaker 6 (46:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (46:32):
Yeah, I mean it's a wild thing to say it is.
But those are those are the ones that released.

Speaker 5 (46:37):
I think they're great.

Speaker 3 (46:38):
Now, Lauren, here we go.

Speaker 4 (46:39):
This is really why we write it is all road
season one of legs.

Speaker 5 (46:44):
I'm so excited, honestly, because this is the moment of truth. Now,
I want to read you a text. I was at
the grocery store right before this, picking out my item,
which I hadn't planned. Sure, do you want to tell
what my item is? Because it kind of plays Yeah,
hold up for the camera, the cameras chocolate cerus. This
should do a lot of work here.

Speaker 4 (47:05):
Okay, Okay, this.

Speaker 5 (47:06):
Guy, this is going to be important. I texted. I
texted mic and said, should I do chocolate sauce or
just buy a piece of cake and put it in there?
I am assession And he said chocolate, show some respect. Yeah,
and then I said, they must get sponsored by peebe fit.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
You.

Speaker 4 (47:26):
We're going to bring a piece of cake.

Speaker 5 (47:28):
I thought to be really fun to just shove a
piece of cake on top of whatever you gave me.
I eat that, but I then but it is disrespectful,
and so yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (47:36):
Yeah, you disrespectful.

Speaker 5 (47:38):
This is you trying to be seen as a good chef.

Speaker 4 (47:42):
I forgot the pumpkin.

Speaker 3 (47:43):
Oh you want me to go get it?

Speaker 5 (47:45):
You always the pumpkin. Yes, okay, just a little.

Speaker 3 (47:51):
We've adjusted the ratio.

Speaker 5 (47:52):
That's been months and months.

Speaker 4 (47:53):
I wanted to talk to you. So we adjusted the
ratio because people on knapps Pod Instagram. Look, I read
all the comments. I'm insecure. And somebody said, don't you
realize the readings you get are in direct proportion to
how much pumpkin you use. Less pumpkin, more peanut butter,
And they were right.

Speaker 5 (48:14):
Well, of course mine was ninety percent pumpkins, scrambled egg,
one percent peanut butter. I couldn't taste peanut butter at all.

Speaker 6 (48:21):
I didn't.

Speaker 5 (48:22):
I know you didn't make it. I'm not blaming you,
I'm blaming him. I'm not blaming you, I'm blaming him.
But I want peanut butter to be the hero here,
and I want chocolate syrup on top of it, on top.
You're the chef, no, no, no, no, you do what
you're gonna do with that.

Speaker 4 (48:38):
I'm the baker.

Speaker 5 (48:38):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (48:40):
You consider me a lifestyle influencer.

Speaker 5 (48:42):
One hundred percent. I always have. But I'm afraid. I'm
afraid of what you might do. You know, you might
mix it in too early and then make it I
don't know, I don't know. I want to just let
you do your just has to be authentic. I can't
control it.

Speaker 4 (48:53):
I need to talk to my boyfriend for a second, bbe.

Speaker 5 (49:00):
To say it is rude for hosts with her from you.

Speaker 3 (49:05):
I think what we should do is she tastes it
without it, and then we put some We drizzled some on.

Speaker 5 (49:10):
Yeah, without the chocolate tear. No only you're too afraid,
no no, no, yeah no.

Speaker 3 (49:14):
I think we should make it habit tasted without the
chocolate syrup, and then drizzle in for the second taste.

Speaker 5 (49:20):
Okay, but don't we have to use her ingredients? And
I think that's true because I need to see how
the dish has grown, yes, and then adjusting.

Speaker 3 (49:29):
I want to taste a.

Speaker 5 (49:29):
Mask, which is a mask. Yeah, but I'll have that
because I want to eat this right now. I want
to dessert right now. Let me tell you I want
that right now. Okay, I'm in the mood for that.

Speaker 4 (49:39):
Do you think what we made yesterday with chucolate make exactly.

Speaker 3 (49:42):
How we made yesterday? But no, we're not putting the
chocolate on top to the second bite? Yeah, yeah, exactly.

Speaker 5 (49:46):
Yeah, I can't wait.

Speaker 3 (49:47):
So Lauren, today, what we're doing this is our signature.

Speaker 5 (49:51):
I want to point something out. There's a measuring spoon,
but she just let it stack up like ten times
we do a pregnant spoon. Yeah, I do have pregnant spoon.
In terms of peanut butter, I agree with you.

Speaker 3 (50:03):
So the pumpkin will use much less of these.

Speaker 5 (50:06):
That's good.

Speaker 3 (50:06):
Okay, that's good.

Speaker 5 (50:07):
We've heard from yeah, because mine was honestly, what you
give a dog when they have diarrhea?

Speaker 3 (50:14):
Interestingly, not only do you give that to a dog
when they have.

Speaker 5 (50:17):
Katie's personal water, I have my own I could have
given you, but okay, cook, don'torry about it. Not only
is that a new thing is the water, And I
think maybe you should have a separate water.

Speaker 3 (50:26):
You should have made it the same I did yesterday.

Speaker 5 (50:28):
Look listen to me. I'm fine with what just happened,
But your next guest might be less familiar or something
I think you should should have their separate water gloss.

Speaker 4 (50:37):
Way you tell what do you tell Brian about some
of our travels together?

Speaker 3 (50:41):
But first, can I explain to you what's in this cake?

Speaker 1 (50:43):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (50:43):
Please peebe fed, which you're familiar with, of course, A
little bit of pumpkin, which you're also unfamiliar with because
you're used to a lot of pumpkin.

Speaker 5 (50:50):
I'm only used to a lot.

Speaker 3 (50:52):
A dash of kneel and massy vanilla. Okay, the best villa.

Speaker 5 (50:57):
It's a fancy kind.

Speaker 3 (50:58):
It's real fancy. Okay. Can I middle she used the Madagascar?

Speaker 5 (51:02):
This is beautiful, gorgeous? No, where is this from?

Speaker 4 (51:05):
Your husband?

Speaker 3 (51:06):
Brought us William I think.

Speaker 5 (51:08):
It's fifty two dollars from william Sonomo fifty three. Actually
it's fifty.

Speaker 3 (51:13):
Two to ninety thoughts get I got it as a gift?

Speaker 5 (51:16):
No, they left the tag on for good reason, because
you need to know. This is a nice press that
you do.

Speaker 2 (51:20):
You need to know.

Speaker 3 (51:20):
I'll tell you who got that to me. It will
be no surprise to anybody.

Speaker 5 (51:23):
Jessica, she also knows what's up now. I am intrigued
as hell. I buy cheap vanilla.

Speaker 3 (51:30):
However, you could just buy one of those bottles for
a third of that price, you know what I mean? Okay?

Speaker 5 (51:35):
Also, I probably wouldn't buy Madagascar bourbon.

Speaker 3 (51:39):
That one's good. Really, they're all pretty good. Actually, Okay,
which which Vanila do you use today?

Speaker 4 (51:44):
Madascar Bourbon good?

Speaker 5 (51:46):
So honestly, no, it sounds good. It sounds good. I'm reading,
I'm reading the descriptions. I'm like, what that one is
the best one? Because that's one. Another one has fruity floral,
the other one citrus. I know this is about do
you want one of them? Creamy and mellow? Let's see
what's going on that we need?

Speaker 3 (52:00):
Oh okay, never mind, hold on, I have Season eight. No,
I know you're right.

Speaker 5 (52:05):
These are beautiful bottles.

Speaker 4 (52:10):
We're going to give her a seventy five dollars gift cards.
She can buy one.

Speaker 5 (52:12):
Well, I have to go right to Williams and no
one by.

Speaker 4 (52:16):
So we're getting your five dollars give a gift cards,
and so.

Speaker 5 (52:18):
We also, I can't have a free thing. She's fighting
for me doing.

Speaker 4 (52:22):
We because I'm willing Season seventy eight.

Speaker 5 (52:24):
You're gonna need this, You're gonna be this, right, that's true.
Thank you so much so for your generosity and thank
you for your honesty.

Speaker 3 (52:30):
Okay. So then we top it all off with a
little bit of sugar.

Speaker 4 (52:34):
Yeah, and sugar one died the egg it's already it's
just egg white.

Speaker 3 (52:38):
It's just a white okay. Yeah. And we put a
little bit of nutmeg in it.

Speaker 5 (52:43):
Okay, which, by the way, your cinnamon, a little.

Speaker 3 (52:46):
Bit of the We're not putting the jerk chicken in
this one, are we, So we don't put it, you know, Yeah, Okay,
And we're putting in baking powder and baking soda.

Speaker 5 (52:55):
Okay. So it's oh, that's really legit. Yeah, so some
ingredients have gone this time. Okay. I'm interested, Okay, good,
I feel pretty good. I'm pretty excited. And I'm also
really excited that I get to have a second bite
with chocolate on it.

Speaker 3 (53:07):
And I got to tell you this, Yeah, this dish
would not be as well served in July because okay,
it's still a little moody and cool here, girl, Yeah,
this tastes like Thanksgiving.

Speaker 5 (53:19):
The baker is working for a long time. I'm kind
of just like when does when we chocolate? Interesting because
you've grown a lot, because I think last time that
was in there, it was it put into the microwave
fast second at a time, and faster than anyone could
even fathom. It was like they got cracked. It got

(53:40):
put right in.

Speaker 3 (53:41):
Well that was also before we learned how to use
the microwave.

Speaker 5 (53:44):
Important, Okay, she said, she's the baker. Do you put
a spoon in there?

Speaker 3 (53:50):
This honestly start electric fire. And by the way, if
you think you're getting a baker's tree from now on,
you're absolutely insane.

Speaker 4 (53:57):
Baker, I need a baker's really excited.

Speaker 5 (54:00):
How long does it go in for a minute.

Speaker 3 (54:02):
And a half About a minute and thirty seconds?

Speaker 5 (54:04):
Okay, so it's a minute, yeah, okay.

Speaker 3 (54:08):
About a minute and thirty seconds to ninety seconds, like
in that range.

Speaker 5 (54:11):
Okay, so it's somewhere between like seconds and one and
a half minutes ninety seconds or like a minute and
thirty yes, or like two minutes give or take half.

Speaker 4 (54:20):
Or if you put a cord give her to take
a course, you.

Speaker 3 (54:23):
Put thirty seconds, yeah, and then put ad thirty twice.

Speaker 5 (54:27):
Yeah, okay, that would if you did sixty seconds and
then looked at it and then put it in for
another thirty Yes.

Speaker 2 (54:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (54:34):
How do I have the listeners here in the microwave?

Speaker 5 (54:37):
Yeah, because they don't know.

Speaker 7 (54:38):
What it's like.

Speaker 4 (54:42):
Right there?

Speaker 3 (54:42):
Are you a baker? Do you bake?

Speaker 7 (54:44):
You know what?

Speaker 5 (54:45):
I can't say I'm a baker. I like to make
chocolateip cookies.

Speaker 3 (54:49):
I like to.

Speaker 5 (54:49):
I only make a few things, but I sip cookies.

Speaker 3 (54:52):
It truly might be the best thing in yat.

Speaker 5 (54:55):
I have dreams of being a baker. I've I've made
some like vegan, like like those little balls that are
like whatever they're calling super Yeah, those are really good.
I don't really do a lot, though, but I would
like to. I will mark a cookbook up the things
I want. I have so many cookbooks and I don't know.
I have fifteen cookbooks at least. I don't cook, and

(55:19):
I when I every once in I'll make one thing
out of there, like wow, I did it, and then
it's like so overwhelming because I had to get all
the ingredients, do all the is so overwhelming. Okay, Well,
how's my little guy doing here?

Speaker 3 (55:30):
Okay? Great.

Speaker 5 (55:31):
Oh my god, Lauren, can I have Katie's old spoon?

Speaker 3 (55:36):
We raked so the rankings used to be one to
ten until I think maybe you gave it a zero
and zero.

Speaker 4 (55:42):
I think I did.

Speaker 5 (55:42):
Yeah, yeah, okay, that sounds familiar to me.

Speaker 3 (55:45):
The rankings from zero to town chocolate. We'll have the
chocolate sauce on yet. Oh my fucking she goes rogue. Okay,
taste one bite like this and then one bite with
the chocolate. I'm so nervous and we want your honest opinion.

Speaker 5 (56:05):
Oh my god, it's good.

Speaker 3 (56:17):
It's good.

Speaker 5 (56:21):
Can I talk about it? Can I talk about what
I'm tasting?

Speaker 3 (56:26):
Okay, this gonna be really that is so nice.

Speaker 5 (56:29):
When I when I brought the spoon to my nose,
I could smell the peanut butter. I was excited for
the bite. And when I took the bite, I thought,
that's just good.

Speaker 3 (56:42):
M m.

Speaker 5 (56:44):
It tastes like it tastes like a pumpkin chocolate chip
muffin now with the chocolate. But before that, I was like,
hand like a pumpkin cookie. It was just good pumpkin peanut.
But no, no, I had to be completely honest. I
was so afraid I'm going to rate it like I
need to take a little bit more so I can.

Speaker 3 (57:05):
And by the way, that's having more.

Speaker 5 (57:06):
That's really good, right.

Speaker 3 (57:07):
Yeah? Do you see that her spoon went back in twice?

Speaker 4 (57:10):
Start third bite? It's so good, isn't it?

Speaker 3 (57:16):
Because it's a little spongreed on that I was about
to say after the second bite it changes, so.

Speaker 5 (57:23):
Based on your first I like, I need a top
bite that has like stupidest.

Speaker 4 (57:27):
Okay, I'll cook it for less. We'll say one fifteen
next time.

Speaker 3 (57:32):
I truly feel like this is Juliet Child in a
garden sitting in front of us right now, and the
stakes are so high, top chef.

Speaker 5 (57:39):
Not including my third bite. That was a bridge too far.
It's a ton the gooey or the better. So that's
my tip for.

Speaker 3 (57:50):
Your little bit. Whatever you say. Thank you so much
for being a.

Speaker 4 (57:56):
Kind of fair.

Speaker 5 (57:58):
Now, can we just go back and you called me
the root of all evil?

Speaker 3 (58:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (58:02):
You told me to funk right now?

Speaker 3 (58:04):
Is forgiven?

Speaker 2 (58:05):
Thank you?

Speaker 4 (58:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (58:05):
Thank you?

Speaker 5 (58:06):
Okay, so I just want to make sure that the
record was struck.

Speaker 4 (58:09):
We forgive you, Yeah, we forgive you.

Speaker 2 (58:13):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (58:13):
Don't worry about it.

Speaker 5 (58:15):
This is really exciting. I hope the fans are excited
to hear this development because honestly, I was a little
bit nervous.

Speaker 4 (58:21):
And now can you go is your marriage used up? Counseling?

Speaker 5 (58:24):
Yeah, we can stop the day and night counseling. We've had.
We had a we had a therapist move in with us.

Speaker 3 (58:30):
By the way, we have to have Mike Castle, Moore
and Lapcus on every season. That's just.

Speaker 5 (58:37):
So funny.

Speaker 3 (58:38):
My favorite with you and with him so nice.

Speaker 5 (58:40):
He was so funny to listen to.

Speaker 3 (58:42):
I loved it all.

Speaker 4 (58:43):
Cinnamon Paul was important, but but I would also say
Sam Pancakes not make edition is important.

Speaker 5 (58:48):
So yeah, a lot of things went into this one.

Speaker 3 (58:51):
You know.

Speaker 5 (58:51):
I was in the early days. However, Drew Drogie liked
it before anything was changed, so he's either really crazy.

Speaker 3 (58:58):
Or just guess what I'm betting on.

Speaker 5 (59:03):
This was really fun. I love you guys. That was delicious.
Congrats an amazing first season. The show should run for
ten years. And yeah, we need everyone to send our
date lunch. Okay, don't keep shoving too much at once.
He's eating too much.

Speaker 3 (59:20):
I'm going too far.

Speaker 5 (59:21):
Just slow it down and chew.

Speaker 4 (59:22):
I know, that's me. That's how I get my throat.

Speaker 3 (59:24):
I gotta say it does get real ready at the
bottom fifteen.

Speaker 5 (59:28):
The gurger, the better. You want to be, more like
an uncooked cookie. Yeah, okay, but what I think how
an egg white is lost dangerous than a yoke being
a little undercooked?

Speaker 3 (59:36):
Correct?

Speaker 4 (59:36):
Yeah, I'm gonna do one fifteen and a little bit less,
little less baking powder, a little less baking soda.

Speaker 3 (59:42):
Lauren Lapus everywhere.

Speaker 5 (59:43):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (59:44):
Go look at our MDB page and it's only everything
you ever.

Speaker 4 (59:47):
Want to watch me than can anything you want to
promote I do.

Speaker 5 (59:50):
I have a movie, a new movie coming to Netflix
called The Outlaws. Yes, it's an Adam Devine movie. It's
really funny and fun I'm really excited about that. Just
nine is July seventh, and then I have my Podcast's
Freedom and then my podcast Newcomers with Nicole Baier. We
watch things that are very popular that we've never forget
what you guys are on right now, we're doing a

(01:00:11):
new season. We're just starting. When does this come out
in like mid July, so it'll probably be announced well
I don't know if it'll be announced, but we're coming
back with a new season. I don't want to blow
it up and hasn't been announced, but I'm very excited.

Speaker 4 (01:00:21):
My other podcast, will he except this roses up and running,
and watch my Hulu show that is up now that
I'm the host of called Secret Chef, where I'm talking
chef to watch it so it's real. I would watch
it and I'm an animated chef's hat, which is fun,
I think. And then watch Marvelous Missus Maizel.

Speaker 3 (01:00:41):
You're going to be live in London on July fourteenth,
King's Place with ask Grana, and of course listen to
Attitudes and if you feel like catching up on nine
on one, you could just go to Hulu. I love it,
I love it, I love us.

Speaker 4 (01:00:52):
I love us too, And if you guys want us
to come back for a second season, there's a way,
a big way. You can help tell your friend listen
to some of the reviews.

Speaker 5 (01:01:00):
Thank god, yeah, and please review the show. I don't
have nothing to do with it, but it does help
as a podcaster.

Speaker 3 (01:01:05):
It does.

Speaker 4 (01:01:05):
Once again, thank you so much for an amazing season. Brian.

Speaker 5 (01:01:09):
What a joy, What a.

Speaker 3 (01:01:11):
Joy, I have to say, and you all just kept
the hits coming with these fabulous ratings and reviews. Please
keep doing it. You all constantly call it a fever
dream and chaos. It feels the same for us, and
only the good ways. So here's a few comments. Ccmcd says,
regarding the episode of Paul of Tompkins, I don't think
I've laughed at hard since twenty fifteen, when life was

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somewhat bearable. I love this nonsense. It makes my day
every time I listen. Okay, maybe not the whole day,
but at least a few hours. Love you madly, that's
so say Lady Napsalot says five stars. Lol, sorry didn't
write more in my mouth is full.

Speaker 4 (01:01:44):
Of canker sor oh my godness, so I have this
so quick. That's so good. I like Babino said, this
podcast is I can't see what it says, but it's
five stars. You will slap your knees and cream your jeans.
Arden and Brian kill it every week, and the guests
and production crew are the bomb. I savor it through
the weekend like you would or wouldn't apbe two pumpkin

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mug cake.

Speaker 3 (01:02:08):
AM eight one two SYSM crying from laughing. Five stars.
I'm loving this podcast. I'm a longtime fan of weeks
that this Rose Attitudes and Eskrana, and this is just
a new podcast that I need in my life right now.
I've submitted a couple of terrible things that were said
to me on dates and they used both in hilarious ways.
Thank you for turning my dating trauma into hilarity.

Speaker 4 (01:02:26):
And one final one from five stars from Darcy Kahn.
These two you know them, you love them. It's great.
It's exactly what you think it would be from these
two little rascals. Imagine how well adjusted you'd be if
they had raised you.

Speaker 3 (01:02:42):
Please keep rating, reviewing, and subscribing to the podcast.

Speaker 4 (01:02:44):
Really is funny listeners, so good a. Hopefully we'll be
back for next season. So help us make our dreams
come true and just go Star Stars, sarstar Star, Tell
your friends, leave reviews, do it okay? Thank you?

Speaker 3 (01:02:58):
And here are the lines that people sent in this week.

Speaker 4 (01:03:00):
So many fun was today. We use lines from I'm
forgive me if I'm pronouncing your name wrong, Kevin Guavrou,
It's Steph Gordo, Lane Wells, Jared Noomes, Aaron Fouquah, Angel Weinstein,
Luke Smitham unimpressed much, Gina, Joniak, Heather and Morgan. Those

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were my lines.

Speaker 3 (01:03:22):
Also from mere St Carrie on four two five, Nicole Torres,
Celia k Thomas, Melissa, Andy King, Karen Resident, Stevel, Lauren
Hrshevik and it's Steph Gordo fabulous lines.

Speaker 4 (01:03:34):
Lauren Lappuz's lines are from Emily Turner, Ray Rendel, Bethany,
Christina Duty, Morgan, Molly Grimes, Casey Megan, Jessica, Leith Tyler,
Michaud Beck and Nameless. So we appreciate all of your lines.
And I just want to say Katie Banana.

Speaker 3 (01:03:53):
And you know what, not doctor Banana. She's she could
not be here for the season. I do love her anyway,
Katie and Mark Rivers and Si Lopez.

Speaker 4 (01:04:01):
Who does our same song, Sergio Lopez who makes our
hilarious videos. If you're not following us on NAP's pot
on Instagram, you're missing the videos.

Speaker 3 (01:04:07):
To every pedicure stuff ever met.

Speaker 4 (01:04:09):
And also thank you for Will Ferrell and Big Money
Players for having us on, for having us on and
and please pick us up for second season forever. Yeah,
and thank you by I love you, I love you, Okay,
get all right?

Speaker 1 (01:04:27):
No, who are you wearing? Will there be pressed to.

Speaker 8 (01:04:34):
Ali bab she honey yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:04:38):
And Bryan, I you.

Speaker 2 (01:04:40):
Hearing last the last podcast, but honey, no, no, no,
no peace.

Speaker 1 (01:04:50):
We leave it and mcclamor life like.

Speaker 2 (01:04:52):
Celebrities and share it on favorite fem recipes.

Speaker 1 (01:04:58):
And no, no, no autographs, no getting manager.

Speaker 3 (01:05:06):
I got no autographs. They are no autograph