"Boys Can Be Witches Too!" w/ Michael Hitchcock

National Treasure and star of multiple Christopher Guest movies Michael Hitchcock joins Arden and Bryan for a HOUSE PARTY adventure like no other. He's the Cop Zaddy of your dreams! Arden and Bryan cook up a GORGEOUS peanut butter dessert complete with Micheal's PRETZELS... (and NO he did not like it.). Also we learn about Mike's childhood drama teacher in our NAPS of the week!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
No, who are you wearing? Will there be pressed? Do Ali?

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Fabia? She honey, yeah, gotcha, didn't And Bryan, I hear it.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
Laughs.

Speaker 4 (00:15):
There they've got lots of podocast but honey, no.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
No, no, no, Hona grass pees.

Speaker 4 (00:23):
We live in in the camel lifelike celebrities and share
it on favorite FEBI recipes. Well, honey, no no, no,
no autographs.

Speaker 5 (00:35):
No.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Autograph hair, no autograph.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Hello and welcome to episode of no autographs. Please. My
name is Arti Marie.

Speaker 6 (00:49):
I'm Brent Softie. I got a hot thermos. No, you
know that feeling when they give you these things to
insulate the hot in the cold.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
It stayed too hot.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
You know what I this morning? I slept through my
alarm and I got woken up by mittens. And I
had our tennis at the public wrec Center like we
do where we go play. There's blood on the walls
in the bathroom and in your throat, and I'll shit
to your throat. So I put my coffee in a mug,
and I like burned my mouth.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
I need to redo these mugs.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
They're too hot. They're too good, period, they're too good.
Did one of your clients give that to you, right.

Speaker 6 (01:22):
One of my clients gave this to me for social counseling.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
I taught them how to be more be more.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Of a social more of a socialist, socialize.

Speaker 6 (01:30):
So I said, you know, next time you go down
the stairs, uh huh, take a longer time and laugh
the whole way down.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Socialite, Like you're like your Sonia Morgan exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Can I just say I'm like, thank you? Can I
just say that your your mustache is going back in?
It's gorge is it? I love the muscles.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
I actually don't like mustaches on people.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
I have a little bit of a I kind of
have like a Purvis fervice, Like I like a little
porn stash. Don't you do?

Speaker 1 (02:01):
I don't. I absolutely don't.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Why are you growing? Because you like it on you,
you'll like it on you. You're your number one fan.
Speaking of number one fan, God, are you a little starstreck?

Speaker 1 (02:15):
I actually am. I'll be honest with you, I actually am.

Speaker 6 (02:17):
I feel like I'm acting like an introvert and that
just isn't the case.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
I'm gonna tell you, you're very shy with your mustache.

Speaker 6 (02:23):
I tapped into what I wanted to do, which was well,
what I really wanted to do. Yeah, we'll be professional
pool player. It didn't work out. Okay, I still haven't
really learned. Sure, but while I was playing pool, I
watched Waiting for Gufman with this fellaw.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
Can I just say?

Speaker 1 (02:38):
And I thought to myself, I'm doing it all wrong? Yes,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 7 (02:42):
Okay, Well, first of all, why are you watching that movie?

Speaker 6 (02:46):
Have you ever been to a real pool hall? I
have all the players, they're playing the turning points and
they're playing.

Speaker 8 (02:54):
And Funny Girl they can't.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
I just watched. I just watched Funny Girl for the
first time.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Serious too long, it's too long.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
Too long, however, incredible, godgeous, godgo, she's godgeous. Speaking of gudgets,
The first line in the movie godge this.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
Fellow kidding me?

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Are you kidding? This is a movie? Start? This is
an actual movie.

Speaker 7 (03:16):
Start.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
This person has been in icronic every Christopher guest movie. Okay,
so in beston.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
Show, not to mention, I want you to do this
in you Rhode Island accent.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
Obviously.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
He was in Bob and Stock.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
He was a Babis dad. Go to visit del mat
He played packa Posey's husband invest In Show.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
It was like a legend.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
He had braces.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
Yeah you did?

Speaker 2 (03:36):
Did you have braces?

Speaker 1 (03:37):
Did you have bracest when you were younger?

Speaker 7 (03:39):
I did?

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Okay, yeah, it's rather gadget.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
Did you wear them for too long or not long enough?

Speaker 8 (03:43):
I had to wear them longer because I fit on
an ice cube and then I didn't know I did,
and then it jammed all the wires and so I
had to wear them for at least eight more months.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
That's so stupid.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
They braces on you for Best in Show.

Speaker 7 (03:56):
Parker had real braces.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
I had.

Speaker 8 (03:59):
I had them on retainers. So that's if I was
going to do it again, I would have done real braces.
Why the retainers?

Speaker 1 (04:04):
You talk?

Speaker 4 (04:06):
No?

Speaker 7 (04:06):
But I had to learn. I had to put him
on all the time so I wouldn't talk straight.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
I had buck teeth in Bubble Boy, but they weren't
so bucked that it was obviously fake. And then one
time I took them out to eat and one of
the crew members said, oh, thank god, those are fake.
I thought, where did they find this? Poor girl?

Speaker 7 (04:22):
Oh here's what.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
I want to say. You also know you also know him.
He was a producer, He was a writer, producer on Glee,
as well as a performer god a writer producer on
The Godfather, a writer producer on My Crazy Ex Girlfriend.
He's currently on the NBC show The Resort, The Peacocks Show,
The Resort, and he just got announced excuse me, that

(04:45):
he's going to be one of the stars of a
new Paul fiegu movie.

Speaker 7 (04:49):
Well, I don't know if i'd say one of those stars,
but I'm a supporting player your star, John, And.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
Gentlemen, Michael Hitchcock, are we also have doctor Banana?

Speaker 1 (05:02):
Yes, we do.

Speaker 6 (05:03):
Giving us all the eyes, I don't hear it. You're
giving us all the superstitious you give, you giving us
the eight ball, You're giving us the evil eyes.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
Yes, wow, wow, what you're giving superstitions on your coat
superstitions it says make your own luck. Okay, wait a minute, Michael. No,
I don't want to be too gross, but you've listened
to this podcast, And did you want to ask us
for our autographs?

Speaker 8 (05:27):
Yes?

Speaker 7 (05:27):
I do, but I don't know if I can afford them.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
No, you can't. You probably can't.

Speaker 7 (05:32):
Always worries you do you get?

Speaker 2 (05:35):
Do you get he's going to make you venmo him later?

Speaker 8 (05:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (05:38):
Yes, he's going to hit you up.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
For seventeen thousand dollars.

Speaker 6 (05:40):
Yeah, are you paying for the blue check Michael Zoey?

Speaker 2 (05:43):
What's the deal? You can pay for check mark on what?

Speaker 1 (05:46):
Eight dollars? And you know what?

Speaker 6 (05:47):
You know, they made it real easy so you'd always
remember because everything's eaten.

Speaker 7 (05:51):
But now she's taking it on Instagram and Facebook nine bucks.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
Doing it?

Speaker 2 (06:00):
Wouldn't pay eight dollars eight.

Speaker 7 (06:02):
Eight dollars a month, I'm not.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
It's eight dollars total.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
No, I'm not doing it.

Speaker 7 (06:07):
And at least with I think Instagram and Facebook they're
going to do it.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
So if I already have a mark, do I have
to pay eight dollars?

Speaker 8 (06:13):
No? They haven't said that yet on those but on
Twitter yes yes. And on Twitter supposedly you could get
a check mark and they don't even check your ID,
They just check your email, so people were getting fake
ones for yes.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (06:24):
And I hopefully with Instagram and Facebook at least they'll
check an ID, so it's you're seeing who you are.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
Can I borrow ninety six dollars from you?

Speaker 2 (06:31):
Can? I?

Speaker 7 (06:32):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (06:32):
Just a year of you'll never say that eight dollars now,
speaking of no autograss please, uh no autograss, please the energy.
I just had a vision and we will not name names,
and you can tell me if you're not comfortable talking
about the story. I've known Michael for a long time.
And for those of you who welcome, if people are
new listening to the podcast, we.

Speaker 6 (06:52):
Every week you still have the original menus from the Titanic.
When you mess rue joke, I'm just trying to be
Oh no, I'm sorry, Oh god, no, no, no, no no,
I did.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
Not mean that. I did not mean that. I did
not mean it. Cut it. That is not what I met.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
I'm sorry, keep it in. Cut it in. We met
what we met us I met the movie.

Speaker 8 (07:20):
Okay, I tried to hang on to the menu. But
you know what, that water was so cold.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
It's so cold, and.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
Your brain is so cool. Your braces got stocktor in
the Titanic.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
I would never ever do that, Okay, I know so.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
So A Hitch and I worked together on a program
Mad TV. I'll say where it was. He of the
writers at my TV. So for those of our new listeners,
we every week nominated a few people that have no autographs.
Please energy, We sometimes are hard on ourselves and we
aspire for the people who have the delusional confidence that
is unearned. But they just like act with swag like

(07:54):
they're the ship. I know you're gonna be hard on
yourself about that. You're Are you feeling bad right now?

Speaker 1 (07:58):
You feel bad?

Speaker 8 (07:58):
I know you do.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
Do we need to do a ceremony to staging it?
Staging it, staging it, staging the Titanic. Tell the world
it is time for a stage the Titanic.

Speaker 7 (08:10):
Okay, great, I think you mustange look stupid?

Speaker 1 (08:13):
You know what fair it does?

Speaker 2 (08:16):
Okay, so we met. I mean this was just a
spur of the moment. No autographs, please, energy that I'm
going to nominate. I'm not going to say this person's name,
all right. There was a person who got brought on
then this is a real early NAP's energy. They claimed
they were a writer and they got brought on to
be I can say this.

Speaker 9 (08:34):
I don't know, Okay, they were they claimed and maybe
were a writer writer.

Speaker 7 (08:42):
I think I know what story you're talking.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
And this person was hired as an expert in one
area of writing that was specific, that had a specific skill,
and this person claimed to have worked on a hit
show that they claimed to have won an Emmy. The episodes,
nobody seemed to fact check this. Wow, And I believe

(09:05):
they gave talks while employed, like about writing, Oh, I
took this.

Speaker 7 (09:09):
Person to U C l A.

Speaker 8 (09:10):
And gave a talk on the famous show this person
used to work on. Okay, and yeah, and then they
found out later this person was not and they did
this person.

Speaker 6 (09:19):
Did not Batterny the entire no, exactly, and we all
loaned this person money money and in.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
Fact was also dating somebody. It was dating somebody that
worked there, and it turned out also had a whole
other family and wife somewhere and did not work with
borrowing money, And like, this is like Lula Rowe. It
was that excited.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
What is why?

Speaker 2 (09:38):
That's full all confident about it, And you're like, oh,
they don't seem to like I know, they won these awards,
but they don't seem to know what they're doing executing it.
But I guess since they have this great resume.

Speaker 8 (09:50):
Yeah, and then you found out later that this person
was basically like a PA on the show, right, not everything.

Speaker 6 (09:56):
Else got it and maybe killed Johnny Versace maybe because
do you think that's.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
An acceptable autographs Please to basically be like I wrote,
like you know, I wrote everything everywhere, all at once,
you know what I mean, like, and that was mine
and I did all of it. Was I did the
I did the like you know, fighting, I did choreographs,
the fight sequences. That's what I'm going to go.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
The Curtis were real, Yeah, I did.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
I did all of that.

Speaker 8 (10:24):
And the best thing about this person was this person
at one point gave a cast member a yoga matt
from a very famous celebrity.

Speaker 7 (10:32):
I don't know that, and then of course that's.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
That's amazing. I got to tell you, is that a
fun because I never because not.

Speaker 6 (10:40):
One part of it is true on the show. It
was like a thing they studied with Trump or something like.
The bigger the lie, the more people believe it because
you're just like, who.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
Would do the George Santos, Yes, yes, there is sort
of like I was a volleyball champ and I've injured
like like that. No autographs, please, energy And there's smaller
versions that's like not quite as decent.

Speaker 6 (11:04):
I got to say, my favorite lie, George, George, George,
George Santos, George, my favorite thing is that I don't
know why you would lie to this because to me
it would be like, why would I vote for someone
who that happened to?

Speaker 8 (11:21):
Right?

Speaker 1 (11:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (11:21):
That he he was like, I've had double knee replacement searcher.
And because I played volleyball at Harvard and Yale, why
wouldn't you say you were the captain of the team.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
Why would you say I had double new replacement searcher.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
This is a sexy no, but it's like if you
just double down.

Speaker 7 (11:36):
And he also said he was a producer of Spider
Man Turned on the Dark.

Speaker 8 (11:40):
Which is you know, you can look that up, brag
on that one. That was.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
It was amazing. I saw it like when it was
still in previews, but really was like the year into.

Speaker 7 (11:52):
Previews of the Spider Man's like fall and heard them.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
Twice and they stop the numbers and everyone just hangs were.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
You so excited?

Speaker 1 (12:01):
And I was so excited?

Speaker 6 (12:02):
I mean, I wasn't they didn't get I shouldn't say
they maybe fell. I didn't seem like they got.

Speaker 7 (12:06):
Her, So you were slightly disappointed they weren't super.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
I'm gonna be honest, I was hoping for a little
a little something more, a little bit of a.

Speaker 2 (12:14):
Get it okay, okay, all right.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
So the only thing that made sense to me about
that musical was the title. Exactly, it made perfect sense.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
Yes, exactly, it's a gorgeous title.

Speaker 7 (12:24):
That's hilarious.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
I don't want to date myself, but as a child,
date you as a child. My mom as a joke.
This isn't expect Broadway shows have never been. She she
took me to Starlight Express on Broadway because she knew
it was like such a bomb. The roller skating musical.
It was like from the future, Andrew Lloyd Webber future

(12:48):
roller skating, Like where are we to two trains? Are
we roller skating? Is it a roller rag? She took
me there.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
It was like Jane Kerkowski's first I was like a
little girl.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
She's like, do you want to see what a weird
flap looks like? We're going like even as a fat girl.
We drove all the way down from Little Compton to
Manhattan to go like watch a flop on purpose.

Speaker 6 (13:07):
My children, I told them like early on because I
was too afraid for them to roller skate, so I
took them to the show to say, look how terrible
life could be.

Speaker 10 (13:16):
If that's exactly right, it would be a bomb my
mother when I was sixteen. Yes, took me to see
Equus with that, put my mother there and then there's
the you know, there's this famous nude scene and then it's.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
Yeah, that's happening.

Speaker 8 (13:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (13:34):
So I was like sixteen and it's your mother and
I'm just like, what is happening?

Speaker 8 (13:38):
Why?

Speaker 1 (13:40):
That's oh my god?

Speaker 7 (13:41):
It was it was crazy.

Speaker 8 (13:42):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
Well we're going to New York and Jaquith is going
and Jaquith I asked him to come to our Union
Hall show and he'd got tickets to go to Sleep
No More, which is like an interactive theater thing, which
I took my mother to. It's like a sexy interact.
They have like erotic theater. I brought my mother.

Speaker 7 (14:03):
It's Tony and Tina's wedding it exactly that's exactly right.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
Instead of getting married, they're cheating on each other.

Speaker 7 (14:10):
Yes, I like that.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
Would you do you have a nominee that you want
to bring that has no autographs please energy Michael.

Speaker 8 (14:16):
Yes, and in a good positive way sort of. I say,
I did children's theater when I was growing up. Nice
and our director I'm going to call her missus d.
I'm not going to give her a whole name of it.
Every every children, every children's theater director. Growing up, they
were all like housewives, that's there, you know, they were
like she. I always thought of hers being very old.
She was probably fifty something, right, But anyway, she directed us,

(14:38):
and she was so confident about everything. And I had
to play in one show George Washington, and I asked.

Speaker 7 (14:45):
Well, how how do I do that?

Speaker 4 (14:47):
Like?

Speaker 7 (14:47):
How should I get in character? And she goes be
like Murray. Murray was her husband.

Speaker 8 (14:53):
So I was supposed to follow her husband around and
try to mimic him, and her husband only came to
pick her up from work.

Speaker 7 (14:58):
No, so I never saw Murray. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
that didn't work that She heard.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
Her husband to George Washington.

Speaker 8 (15:06):
She must have absolutely, And then like a year later
she i and then I'll stop about her. But I
played Jesus and Godspell not to brags every night, I.

Speaker 7 (15:20):
Believe to brag?

Speaker 1 (15:21):
Song?

Speaker 8 (15:21):
Was that?

Speaker 2 (15:22):
Which one did Jesus have?

Speaker 7 (15:23):
She well, you're saying most of them?

Speaker 2 (15:24):
Let me hear one prey.

Speaker 7 (15:31):
That was one of them?

Speaker 2 (15:32):
Can we do it in around later in my yar?

Speaker 7 (15:34):
I certainly can't, obviously, So you and she didn't direct
the show. This was this was this was a high
school thing.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
This was okay, I bet you were a great Jesus.

Speaker 7 (15:43):
I was get through.

Speaker 2 (15:46):
Consider Apparently I.

Speaker 8 (15:47):
Was really good because she called me to her house
when she had shingles. Nice and she was in bed
with shingles, and I had to hold her very hold
her hand, hold on bedroom because you're because I played Jesus.

Speaker 7 (16:01):
I guess you thought I had like magic Jesus.

Speaker 2 (16:04):
She wanted, she wanted to do as Jesus to come over, but.

Speaker 8 (16:07):
No, and then way I just remember holding her hand
and trying not to laugh.

Speaker 5 (16:12):
No.

Speaker 8 (16:12):
I was probably seventeen then, and she'd be in ben
thank you for coming.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
Hand, look at hand.

Speaker 8 (16:24):
And so she kept she kept moaning and doing some
crazy shingles noises, which means get those shingles.

Speaker 7 (16:30):
You know, my jingles doesn't care. You've got to get
those those contagious.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
Is she those contagious? I think I don't know pretty well.
I am sure I thought that when I was there,
it is I'd say the D stance for deck.

Speaker 2 (16:44):
You know she Okay, So you went after in her
dark after room, after you were Jesus. After had you
seen her since you were a little baby boy.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
Oh no, she was.

Speaker 8 (16:55):
My high school children see their teachers, so I had
seen her, you know, quite a bit. But yeah, so
I'm sitting like in a chair.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
I also look at your bedroom like your adult teacher's bedroom.

Speaker 8 (17:07):
But I just love oh I know, but she was
also you know, she's married and she's oldpose what I
thought Murray was not around?

Speaker 1 (17:13):
Maybe stick around for he's chopping cherry trees.

Speaker 7 (17:20):
Episode. So anyway, I nominate Missus D for one other thing.

Speaker 8 (17:31):
This is the magic of her of her theater expertise.
We were doing the Wizard of Oz and who are
you playing? Well, that's a whole Can I guess the wizard?

Speaker 1 (17:43):
Wizard?

Speaker 2 (17:43):
Okay, are you the wizard? Close the tin man to guard?

Speaker 7 (17:49):
I was the witch.

Speaker 8 (17:52):
And that's because we can.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
Wrote.

Speaker 8 (18:00):
I wrote on the thing that I wanted to play
the witch because boys can be witches.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
To yes, men's.

Speaker 7 (18:08):
And Missus D.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
Men's right, gave me that part.

Speaker 7 (18:10):
And anyway, were you great?

Speaker 1 (18:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (18:13):
You think I Wasn't you think I wasn't the artful
dodger and McDuff again.

Speaker 2 (18:18):
I make in fifth grade.

Speaker 6 (18:20):
In eighth grade when we had to read Pride and
prejudice aloud, like in class passages of it. The teacher
was like, Brian, I want you to play all the
female by the way I killed it, But I bet
you did.

Speaker 2 (18:30):
I played all the boys because I had short hair.

Speaker 8 (18:32):
Well, child, there's so many women, and they're always having
to play like the bears, I mean, the saddest things ever,
like they always get you made the right.

Speaker 7 (18:44):
Well I did. I played the witch sort of like Satan.
I had like a red unitard with flames. I do
find them.

Speaker 2 (18:52):
But then, were you gorgeous?

Speaker 7 (18:54):
I bet you feeling I was super skinny.

Speaker 2 (18:56):
Were you did you look at Christopher free I looked
like you look like Christopher Reeves.

Speaker 7 (19:05):
I looked like a Doctor Seuss character.

Speaker 2 (19:08):
You're gorgeous.

Speaker 8 (19:09):
So anyway, that all happened. But but there was a
limited budget, and so she and missus d was a genius.
So for the Emerald City, everyone wore green garbage back.

Speaker 1 (19:21):
I gotta tell you.

Speaker 7 (19:24):
They had no budget for green clothes.

Speaker 2 (19:26):
Close the press, no autograss, please.

Speaker 7 (19:28):
That's no autographs. Please, We're going to figure this out.

Speaker 8 (19:30):
She did.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
She figured, I gotta tell you, I really want.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
To say this, Brian, is this to your clients or
to Michael.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
This is to my client's a Michael. If a teacher
invites you over, always.

Speaker 7 (19:43):
Go, always goes.

Speaker 6 (19:44):
Nothing bad can happen, especially if a drama teacher invites
you over, Like, do you I actually want to know this?
Do you think that she knew? Did she ever tell you, like, Michael,
you've got it, like you've got the stuff?

Speaker 1 (19:55):
Well?

Speaker 7 (19:55):
I think she did. When I got the witch, okay,
I think that was sort of like.

Speaker 9 (20:00):
Yeah, he's going to go all the way, he's got
it to people.

Speaker 2 (20:06):
Did you, by the way, did you get a standing
as a witch? No?

Speaker 7 (20:10):
I think the whole community was like you.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
The help I was to sign up for I was
the Lollipop Guild. I was like right back. I was
like little and okay, wait, who would you like to
nominate for your lots?

Speaker 8 (20:25):
Please?

Speaker 6 (20:26):
I have a couple of options. One is like a
celeb and one is like a hometown. Which should I do?

Speaker 7 (20:31):
Celeb?

Speaker 1 (20:32):
Okay? I was in oh boy, care Value Service the
other day? What is that Customer Value service?

Speaker 7 (20:40):
What is that?

Speaker 1 (20:41):
CBS? God?

Speaker 7 (20:44):
Is that what it stands?

Speaker 1 (20:45):
Customer walk out? The Internet access?

Speaker 5 (20:51):
No?

Speaker 2 (20:51):
Anna, will you look it up?

Speaker 1 (20:52):
I'm looking it up. Right now, because I was going
to name one of my kids that how many kids
the kids do you that I speak to? Zero?

Speaker 2 (21:02):
How many do you have?

Speaker 7 (21:03):
Eight?

Speaker 2 (21:04):
Okay to change their name after they've already been born. Correct,
from like Kevin.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
To Consumer Value store.

Speaker 8 (21:11):
I'm not going to be maligned value store, value storeyways.

Speaker 6 (21:17):
I was in the Consumer Value Store the other day,
and there are many around town, which is very convenient.

Speaker 8 (21:23):
It is.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
I love the Consumer Value story. It's one of my
favorite stores.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
And I thought to myself, who do I love?

Speaker 2 (21:30):
Okay, Lewin duh.

Speaker 6 (21:32):
But also I was starving, Okay, I hadn't eaten since
at least been an hour, and so I went into
Consumer Value Store and I said to myself, you know
what I really want? That this could be fun. And
this was like a pre pandemic thing for me, because
a pre pandemic we were always on the go. Pis sure,
but also protein barts were for.

Speaker 1 (21:54):
Me a pre pandemic. I love it. I love you
throwing in your toe back you're out the door, put
one on your toe exactly. So I go to get
a protein bar and I'm like, you know, I go
through and I'm standing in the aisle and I'm looking
at the Quest and I'm looking at them.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
I like Quest. They give some people diarrhea.

Speaker 3 (22:08):
Is that true?

Speaker 7 (22:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (22:09):
I ate them all the time, praying for diarrhea. I wish,
I wish I got diarrhea.

Speaker 6 (22:14):
My head was blown off my body when I looked
and saw, Oh my god, there's a protein bar on
special consumer.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
Big it's a big event of consumer value.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
Yeah, I one get one fifty percent.

Speaker 2 (22:28):
Well, you have to buy it exactly, you get that
long receipt.

Speaker 6 (22:31):
Gorgeous when I tell you that this protein bar was
called Jennifer Aniston. Oh, there is a protein bar that
she has now that is called Jennifer.

Speaker 7 (22:45):
Well, it's a crime. That is a sale.

Speaker 2 (22:47):
It's more more Jennifer Aniston and serious.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
No, there is a protein bar. She has a protein
bar called Jennifer. I get it.

Speaker 2 (22:56):
I get it.

Speaker 6 (22:56):
And it was either you could get cold brew or
you could get chocolate peanut butter, and I thought cold.
Who's a sadder life the Jennifer Aniston. We got to
support this col brew, a cole brew. I gotta tell you,
if there is a dime to be made, she's gonna
find it.

Speaker 2 (23:10):
Did you did you eat a Jennifer and as a
protein bar had.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
Two of them. A.

Speaker 7 (23:14):
Oh, that's amazing, pretty good like col Brew.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
No, I like the chocolate peanut, but.

Speaker 2 (23:18):
Is it col brew flavor like a coffee, like a.

Speaker 6 (23:21):
Coffee that sounds protein exactly. And I got to tell you,
first of all, I love her. She's so she's amazing.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
I love her.

Speaker 6 (23:28):
I do also love that she just I love why
should she a and be like, if I were to
say who needs more money, the name would not be
Jennifer anis That would never And I could say that
over and over and over again. But I got to
tell you, she's got that thing that I like. And
I thought to myself, I'm gonna support. If I were
to have a protein bar, I would absolutely call it

(23:48):
well Jennifer. Then I would call it Brian softee. So
I want to say no autographs, please, energies. This week's
straight up goes to Jennifer. She doesn't have to be gooped.
She could just be Jennifer.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
And can I give one more nominee of a public
figure who's not a celebrity? Of course, recently, I don't
know if you heard about this, a person attempted to
hijack like a plane. And he had opened he started
to open up one of the doors on the plane,

(24:18):
and the and the stewardess noticed it, and then he
attacked the flight attendant, not Stewart's flight attendant. He attacked
the flight attendant with a shive that he had fashioned.
He had carved out of a spoon. Anybody that has
a spoon ship, but he had carved, he had carved
on the airplane. On the airplane, he'd made a shive
out of a spoon. That to me is real. No

(24:38):
gospel's energy shifts criminal a shift, spoon is excited. Nobody
got hurt. They got him like it was a real failure.
That's like he put a real failure.

Speaker 6 (24:53):
He put up the poster of Ava Gardner and got
to carving so fast, amazing, exactly. Good for him, Good
for him. And I got to tell you that's a
great tip, Michael. I think you'll agree, yes, and I
know you'll agree.

Speaker 3 (25:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (25:06):
For this business, yes, which always have a spoon, Always
have a spoon.

Speaker 2 (25:13):
Now, when we come back, are you ready to go
on a date with Brian and I. We're going to
do some improv and when we come back, we will
up top, explain the rules of the game and everything,
and then we'll go on a fun little date. I
love it, and welcome back. This is the portion of

(25:39):
no autographs, please, where Brian and I go on an
improvised date that has to go well. And what's extra
fun about it is that the names have been submitted
by listeners, the location have been submitted by listeners, and
we've asked for real lines. Are the worst things that
have been said to people on dates? You can email
us at naps pod and the number one at gmail

(26:01):
dot com. Sure, you can tweet at us I'm at
ard and Marine m y Ari, and you can DM
us on Instagram. We can either do it anonymously or
we can credit you. But these are real things, and
you will know in the improv that these are not
just us being insane improvisers. We will ring a bellt
right before we say a real line that has been

(26:21):
said to somebody who's a listener in real life. Okay, So, Brian,
where is the location of our date? And it has
to end well, It has to be a successful date.
Where's the location? And should we say our names?

Speaker 1 (26:34):
Sure, We're at a house party and.

Speaker 2 (26:36):
My name is Tara Pereira and my name.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
Is Bob Bindorff.

Speaker 7 (26:43):
Who I know.

Speaker 2 (26:46):
My god, Oh good? Could I see you have two
solo cups already they both.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
Yeah, they are, but I got one for you. Oh
thank you, Schlawber.

Speaker 2 (26:56):
I love Schlabier. I love Schlager Schlabier.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
It's so crazy that we have mutual friend that I know.
Rob is like our guy.

Speaker 2 (27:04):
Oh my god. Rob is like the crazy one at
the office.

Speaker 6 (27:08):
He is the crazy one at the office. And I
gotta tell you, he talked so much about you. Well
that's said the sweetest things. And I thought, my god,
this is so genius that we have to go to
a house party because then, you know, doesn't mean I
have to pay for dinner.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
Oh yeah, wow, Is you were concerned about paying for
dinner for a well, I.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
Like things to be equitable. I'm I'm a real feminist,
so I believe that women should pay.

Speaker 8 (27:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:33):
So yeah, okay, so.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
You actually it's not even so equitable you want the
woman to pay?

Speaker 1 (27:38):
Yeah? Yeah. I feel like now is the time listen, Bob,
now that the wage gap is closed, is it?

Speaker 2 (27:43):
Well listen, Bob. Oh god, this is like quite a
rag or. I think I feel like I'm like a
good thirty to forty years older than everybody. Year you
did feelun comfortable bringing me to this body is very.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
I mean Rob Bob is very I call him Bob
ron Bob, You're Bob hang on our friend.

Speaker 2 (28:03):
Okay, listen, I don't want to insult you or anything.
But like when we started texting, you're better at writing
than talking.

Speaker 6 (28:12):
Okay, that is true. That's because I spent many years
as a really good stenographer.

Speaker 2 (28:17):
Oh she worked in the courts.

Speaker 6 (28:19):
I worked in the courts, but yes, I worked in
the courts. And I also used to draw the lineup
for do you know the Knicks? Yes, New York Knicks.
I used to draw where the teams would go while
they played, like I did the sketches.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
Oh okay, that's the thing, isn't it?

Speaker 9 (28:34):
What?

Speaker 5 (28:34):
No?

Speaker 1 (28:34):
Nothing? Oh my god, there's Rocky.

Speaker 7 (28:37):
Bye bye bye, Bob.

Speaker 2 (28:44):
Everyone. You're so young?

Speaker 7 (28:45):
Well we have compared to you?

Speaker 1 (28:47):
Who Sorry about that.

Speaker 7 (28:49):
I'm sorry I've been so quiet, but my mouth was
full of capersaurs. Oh shit, what happened?

Speaker 2 (28:58):
You should drink more water?

Speaker 4 (28:59):
Rob?

Speaker 1 (29:00):
Did you burn your mouth on a mug?

Speaker 7 (29:01):
Honestly, I think it was oral sex in Las Vegas shoes.

Speaker 8 (29:06):
I'm just saying I don't know.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
It could be.

Speaker 7 (29:08):
It could be Celery for all we know.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
Various or are basically the same thing. I got to
tell you what, you look great. Otherwise, welcome you know what?

Speaker 2 (29:22):
I see them climbing up and over.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
Close your mouth up and over the bot like a.

Speaker 2 (29:27):
Hand coming up from the inside out of his lips.

Speaker 8 (29:29):
I'm sorry, I did you. I know that we've been
friends for a long time. Yeah, but I just want
to say, you look like a fat version of Chris Colfer.

Speaker 7 (29:37):
You know, the kid from Glee.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
Oh yeah, I don't.

Speaker 7 (29:41):
I don't like if you think, yeah, you think of
sweet Kirt a lot bigger.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
I'll be honest with you. I I think i've seen Glee.
You don't have to see it.

Speaker 7 (29:52):
I'm just saying you no, No, I.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
Wouldn't know the reference because I didn't see it. So
I'll just take this a compline. Yeah, I don't know,
that's not it's never seen. Don't really know anything about entertainment.
I'm in business marketing, so let me tell you.

Speaker 6 (30:05):
Businesses have a brand, and that brand is developed in
order to sell a business. There are websites ad space, billboards,
et cetera, where.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
You can show off that brand. You've got food in
your beer. You know what, I had to be honest
with you. First, you tell me I look like a
heavy set person.

Speaker 7 (30:26):
I didn't say heavy set. I said fat.

Speaker 6 (30:27):
Okay, you know what, And now you tell me a
food it might be. Well, guess what. I was nervous
coming here. Do you know how many quest bars it
takes to soothe my soul? Well, you know you should
switch from Jennifer.

Speaker 1 (30:38):
She's got a protein bar.

Speaker 8 (30:44):
Sumer Value Value store. Oh it's amazing.

Speaker 7 (30:49):
Well, you know, maybe that's where I got the cold stores.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
What were you doing?

Speaker 8 (30:54):
I'm time from the Jennifer Anderson bars.

Speaker 1 (30:55):
I just love Maybe I'm allergy.

Speaker 8 (30:58):
You might be. You know what.

Speaker 2 (30:59):
I generally I don't buy anything from Trader Joe's. It's
just so unhealthy. From CBS. Yeah, I don't eat anything
for Trader Joe's. It is so unhealthy.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
I don't mean to, it's just something that's been bothering me.
Can I put your hair on the other side, make you.

Speaker 2 (31:22):
Look a little younger because you're in marketing? You know what,
I don't want to say that looks nice? High you
know what I might. I kind of wanted to quit
my job and just try to become a full time influencer.
And I feel like my like my hair has been
what's holding me.

Speaker 8 (31:40):
Yeah, it kind of is, because with your hair that way,
you almost look like your picture.

Speaker 2 (31:45):
Did we meet online?

Speaker 7 (31:51):
You told me she was your friend, remember.

Speaker 8 (31:52):
Well, web friends with benefits, and then I stopped going
out with her because I'm just honestly, you are uglier
than who I usually go out with.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
You know what you.

Speaker 8 (32:02):
Mean?

Speaker 3 (32:03):
You know what?

Speaker 2 (32:03):
How do you mean? Yeah, you've said that to me.

Speaker 9 (32:06):
If it feels like you're honesty both at Bob and
myself feels a little on I will but.

Speaker 8 (32:12):
I'm just saying, oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to you,
but uh, Sarah, I mean I could get you. Who
else could I get? Probably someone even hotter? And I
don't want to sell myself short.

Speaker 7 (32:23):
Wow, I'll see you later.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
Okay, we'll see it a little bit. I gotta tell you.

Speaker 6 (32:30):
Yeah, rob Is is really first of all, he's you
lied and HELI because I thought he was a mutual
friend of yours. I mean, we work at Staples together,
do you know what I mean? And he said you
were just a friend from a long time and all
of a sudden finding.

Speaker 2 (32:43):
Out you went out with me wet met on Tinder.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
How's that supposed to make me feel?

Speaker 2 (32:47):
Look, I would it make you feel? It was fun
to come to this party. I didn't know it's so
many like late teens would be here.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
I don't mean to lay down threats. Yeah, I know
the guys in charge of cutting off the path at
the cities.

Speaker 2 (33:01):
Who Yeah, So you're saying we could get even a
rob because he.

Speaker 1 (33:04):
Was I could. All I'm saying is I know the
guy's in charge of cutting power to the cities, and
I could ruin this night.

Speaker 2 (33:12):
Well, can I just say, let's fucking do it? Because
I want to tell you and before you think about
doing it and abandoning me, my buddy's a cop and
I can find out where you live. Really, yeah, I
can find my buddy's a cop and I can't. So,
if we're going to cut off the power to the city,
is that.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
Your buddy over there? The guy looking like a I
mean he's literally wearing a.

Speaker 7 (33:37):
Copder arrest.

Speaker 2 (33:41):
Lieutenant Perreira, How are you.

Speaker 7 (33:45):
Dad Wells? Really?

Speaker 8 (33:47):
No, it's really I look like kind of like that
I could be inter faced. I know, but we both
had the same life, the same last night.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
Isn't that you both have the same last name? You
look alike.

Speaker 8 (33:57):
We met on a Facebook group called Parreira para para Parreira.

Speaker 2 (34:03):
Yeah, there's a lot of us.

Speaker 7 (34:04):
What's your name, Bob? Bob? You're a little heavy, but
you're super cute.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
Jesus Christ. I have to be honest with you.

Speaker 3 (34:12):
I walked in here wearing head to toe AREMANI okay, change,
And I gotta tell you that's why I'm wearing a
sheer black top shiny black pants because black is very thinning.

Speaker 1 (34:27):
Okay, And it is only upsetting me that your cop,
maybe dad, and the other the host of this party
robes are attacking me.

Speaker 2 (34:36):
Look, I know that you have harmaney, but I gotta say, wow,
you are wearing the same ugly boots every girl here
is wearing.

Speaker 7 (34:43):
Huh wow, you have on girl boots.

Speaker 8 (34:46):
You know what?

Speaker 2 (34:47):
Why are you wearing?

Speaker 1 (34:47):
Girl?

Speaker 2 (34:48):
It's a news style is like a Harry Styles thing.

Speaker 6 (34:51):
It's like a Harry Styles thing. They're selling them right
now all over Geneva. I just was in Geneva.

Speaker 7 (35:03):
I just want to just you know, since we're comparing
what we look like.

Speaker 8 (35:06):
I'm six foot two and I have an appropriately sized penis,
right in line with a national average, a bit more
big in girth as the numbers go. Dad.

Speaker 1 (35:16):
Wow, Anyway, it.

Speaker 2 (35:20):
Feels a little. It feels that's just more information. I
don't you look frozen by that, Bob? Are you okay?

Speaker 1 (35:26):
No, I'm fine.

Speaker 6 (35:27):
I thought maybe this would go a little differently tonight.
I thought maybe we could toast, you know, champagne and
our solo cup and get to know each other a
little better. And all of a sudden, I'm surrounded by
people who are really body shaming me at this party,
and I'm surprised you would be friends with people like this.

Speaker 7 (35:42):
Look.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
I grew up with a cop dad, and my pickers
off both in my friends and my dating. I you know,
I only feel comfortable if if I'm with somebody who's
body shaming somebody i'm on a date with, and that's
on me. I'm in therapy for you all.

Speaker 1 (35:57):
Don't know both of you Perreiras.

Speaker 6 (36:00):
Yeah, I would say piranhas to be honest with you
because I feel like I'm an Absolutely I'm in the
Amazon right.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
Now, sticking my fingers in the water. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to be able to offend you.

Speaker 2 (36:08):
Okay, No, it's okay. We have heard that before.

Speaker 6 (36:11):
I did a little test tonight. Okay, under my shear,
I'm wearing a shirt and I'm gonna unbutton it.

Speaker 2 (36:19):
Okay, wait a minute, you have a sheer on top
and then with which we can't see his shirt underneath.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
I'm taking off my shear.

Speaker 7 (36:26):
You know, money makes the best shear the best.

Speaker 2 (36:29):
I got to go get my shares at our money.

Speaker 6 (36:31):
I'm taking off my skims, I'm taking off everything and
I need to take off.

Speaker 1 (36:35):
And I want to know. Can you guess what my
t shirt is?

Speaker 6 (36:38):
It's Gandalf from Lord of the Rings in the Black
Knight from Monty Python's Holy Grail and a face off scene.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
I wore it as a test to see if you'd
get it.

Speaker 7 (36:44):
And you both know I didn't get it.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
I got it, you did.

Speaker 9 (36:48):
Look.

Speaker 2 (36:48):
I want you to know that even though my dad's
a cup.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
I like, so it is your father?

Speaker 2 (36:53):
Yeah, that's my father.

Speaker 8 (36:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (36:55):
We didn't want say anything. Why because I'm undercover.

Speaker 2 (36:58):
He's undercover.

Speaker 6 (37:00):
You're really sticking out. I gotta tell you you are.
First of all, you look great for your age. I
thought you were one of the young ones.

Speaker 2 (37:05):
He's wearing a full cop outfit too, so his undercovers
are very good.

Speaker 7 (37:09):
Right anyway, Hey, you had something to say, and then
I have something to say.

Speaker 2 (37:12):
I just want to say that, like I feel like, Yeah,
it's hard being the daughter of a cop. Okay, it's
hard working at a mal kiosk selling fake ponytails that
go on when that your hair part is on the
wrong side. I like a bad boy, but I'm trying
to go to the arts. So when I see Gandalf
facing off with the night, I'm like, I feel seen.
I don't feel othered. I feel connected with you.

Speaker 1 (37:34):
Really Yeah, well then you know, what, do you mind
if I touch your stomach?

Speaker 5 (37:39):
No?

Speaker 2 (37:39):
Oh yes, I do very much.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
Soon. Uh huh, this will be plump with my seed.

Speaker 2 (37:45):
Wow.

Speaker 8 (37:47):
Wow, Well, speaking of show business, oh yeah, I think
a star is born.

Speaker 7 (37:51):
It is really overrated.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
Oh really, yeah, that's a hot take. That's the most
fucked up thing. First of all, you didn't say which one?

Speaker 2 (37:58):
Yeah, which one? Dad? He loves Lady Gaga. I was disappointed.
He loves Lady Gaga.

Speaker 7 (38:05):
I love Lady.

Speaker 1 (38:06):
You didn't like her performance, you didn't think it was
I liked her, I like I wish it was just
all Lady Gaga.

Speaker 2 (38:11):
My mom, his ex wife, texts me all the time
and she'll say things like I can draw Lady Gaga's face,
but I can't draw Saraj Justica Parker's face. And you
always felt jealous that your ex wife was more connected
to Lady Gaga than you.

Speaker 7 (38:24):
Yeah, hey, I gotta leave. There's a Jennifer and bar
with my name.

Speaker 6 (38:28):
I meant to ask you about the Jennifer and Aston bars. Yeah,
is there anything else here to eat? Because I'm more
worried for her than me. Because I'm going to tell
you something, Tara, if you don't eat your vegetables, I
won't be eating anything, lad Off.

Speaker 2 (38:43):
In a baby voice. Wait a minute, did you just baby?

Speaker 1 (38:47):
You don't sho, I won't be eating anything water.

Speaker 2 (38:53):
Meaning I better eat my vegetable. I about it, eat
my pineapple, like Teresa, Do.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
You have any pineapple here?

Speaker 8 (38:59):
Ron? Yeah, there's well I'm what, Yeah, I'm sorry? Are
you talking to me across the room?

Speaker 1 (39:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (39:06):
Rock?

Speaker 7 (39:07):
Sorry, sorry about that?

Speaker 1 (39:09):
Any pineapple?

Speaker 2 (39:10):
Also, any music at this party is very quiet.

Speaker 8 (39:13):
I had music, and then the stupid U my my
iPhone broke.

Speaker 7 (39:17):
Anyway, I know what happened.

Speaker 1 (39:19):
How did it happen?

Speaker 8 (39:21):
It fell on the dishwasher on it or in it
on it, so it felt like on your counter it fell. Yes,
I'm not like the metal part of the dishwak was open.

Speaker 1 (39:32):
Yes, it was okay, and it felt it fell on.

Speaker 2 (39:37):
Anymore.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
It fell on it, It fell on it, broke it broken.

Speaker 7 (39:43):
I don't know if it's a real one.

Speaker 2 (39:46):
Where did you get it?

Speaker 7 (39:47):
I got it behind a seven eleven.

Speaker 2 (39:49):
Yeah, you didn't get it as the care value.

Speaker 8 (39:53):
I don't know if he's treating you well, but I
just want to say, and I know we kind of
broke up, but yeah, do you wash your face with
whole water?

Speaker 7 (40:01):
Because you are like a god.

Speaker 8 (40:05):
Anyway, I'll go check to see if I got pineapples.

Speaker 1 (40:08):
Wow, hey, listen, kind of gobsmack.

Speaker 8 (40:11):
I don't mind me.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
I'm gonna go. Why are you going to go?

Speaker 8 (40:15):
I think, yeah, I think there's some kids over there
doing meth.

Speaker 6 (40:19):
Detective Periri, you may, Detective, I really, I really, my
head is so spun from this interaction. Yeah, because I
thought we agreed to meet at a mutual place where
neither of us really new anyone except for Ron, and
all of a sudden, you've got family here.

Speaker 1 (40:35):
You've got Ron is not who I thought it was.

Speaker 6 (40:38):
I know, it's really and all I'm gonna say is honestly, like,
I know, we mentioned going for coffee after this in
case we got drunk, But we can still grab that
cup of coffee if you're willing to fuck my face afterwards,
if we vibe and everything goes well.

Speaker 1 (40:49):
But I have to say, everything's not going well.

Speaker 2 (40:51):
So you're saying that I can't fuck your face.

Speaker 1 (40:53):
I'm saying that we could have grabbed that cup of
coffee and you could have fucked my face afterwards, if
we vibe and everything went well.

Speaker 9 (41:00):
But it's not going we're not ing, so I can't
fuck your face.

Speaker 6 (41:04):
We could have grabbed a cup of coffee if you
were willing to fight and if you're learning from my
face afterwards, but it's just everything's not going well.

Speaker 2 (41:11):
Okay, Well, I want to say.

Speaker 8 (41:13):
Yes, there's an absolutely no pineapple in this entire place.

Speaker 1 (41:19):
By the way, your condo is huge. When did you close?

Speaker 2 (41:23):
Are you an escrow rob?

Speaker 8 (41:25):
Yeah, it's still an scrow it's been going on for
a while, so I figure, let's try to get this.
You know, if you want to steal anything, go right ahead.
I don't think I'm gonna buy it.

Speaker 2 (41:33):
So we can rip some wire like copper wire, and
you get the copper.

Speaker 7 (41:35):
Out of the dick.

Speaker 8 (41:36):
Anything you want, take the kitchen sink, take anything.

Speaker 7 (41:38):
And uh oh, by the way, Bob, you keep.

Speaker 1 (41:40):
Calling me Ron.

Speaker 7 (41:41):
My name is Rob.

Speaker 8 (41:42):
Oh yeah, Bob, and I can hear it across the hall.

Speaker 2 (41:45):
Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 8 (41:46):
Okay, And by the way, just one other thing, Bob,
you look like Scottie Pippin fucked a bird.

Speaker 6 (41:53):
First of all, I happen to think, do you know
what you got to pick? What frame you think I am?
Because Scottie Pip is very tall and birds are very delicate.

Speaker 7 (42:05):
A bird, it would be smaller, probably.

Speaker 8 (42:09):
Bird.

Speaker 2 (42:10):
It would kind of make it more to me.

Speaker 1 (42:11):
Believe, I will give you this.

Speaker 6 (42:12):
I have the personality of a bird. And that's not
the first time I've heard it. But I will, under
no circumstances be compared to a love child.

Speaker 2 (42:21):
I think that's discussing that is disgusting. He's very very
I'm with you on that, Okay, disgusting people aren't married.

Speaker 7 (42:30):
Those kids should be shipped off to another country.

Speaker 1 (42:32):
I couldn't blame it on the children.

Speaker 2 (42:34):
Always, always, always, How many children do you have?

Speaker 4 (42:37):
Do you know what? Bob?

Speaker 1 (42:38):
I don't really like getting into my personal life very
much from Rob, but I guess I'll go ahead and
tell you.

Speaker 2 (42:45):
Please please?

Speaker 1 (42:48):
Oh man, I blew my load? Do you want to
drive me home? Sorry?

Speaker 6 (42:51):
I get when I think about kids, I think about sex,
not children having me and you having sex to make it.

Speaker 2 (42:56):
You just blew your load.

Speaker 1 (42:57):
I just blew it, you know what?

Speaker 8 (42:59):
With the good news about that, as people will stop
looking at all the crumbs in your beard.

Speaker 7 (43:02):
Yeah, you know what.

Speaker 1 (43:03):
That's that's so true.

Speaker 9 (43:04):
You know what.

Speaker 2 (43:04):
Let's just head back to my apartment in Snoggle.

Speaker 9 (43:07):
Okay, hey, listen, what about that cup of coffee and
maybe we have we are vibing and maybe we could
go outgable.

Speaker 1 (43:15):
Maybe but.

Speaker 3 (43:18):
Later.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
Oh my god, you're not gonna believe this. My ex
is here. Hi, Lydia.

Speaker 2 (43:25):
Hey, how you doing, Lydia?

Speaker 1 (43:28):
I'm good.

Speaker 2 (43:29):
Do you know she was going to be here?

Speaker 8 (43:30):
I did?

Speaker 7 (43:32):
Who is this old lady?

Speaker 2 (43:34):
I am terra Para and by the way, I am
thirty two years old.

Speaker 1 (43:37):
This is my This is my platonic friend. This is
my what yeah, platonic friend?

Speaker 2 (43:44):
Wait? You just said I could fuck your face.

Speaker 6 (43:47):
If you didn't necessarily agree, and I haven't seen you
once vegetable mean while Lydia, Yes, every.

Speaker 2 (43:52):
Vegetable chomping on them right now.

Speaker 1 (43:54):
I gotta tell you she's basically a horse.

Speaker 7 (43:57):
Well, I'm right here.

Speaker 1 (43:58):
Sorry, I am.

Speaker 8 (44:01):
Oh, this has been such an awful evening. I think
my boyfriend has mono.

Speaker 1 (44:05):
Oh no, that's why you seem so tired.

Speaker 7 (44:07):
Well, I'm not drinking. I'm pregnant.

Speaker 1 (44:12):
This is my nightmare. Wo my ex girlfriend who I've
tried to get back together with and brought Tara to
make you jealous. It's not pregnant. Your dad's here.

Speaker 9 (44:20):
There's a whole cop, this whole thing is You told
me you could shut off the attire like power to
the city.

Speaker 1 (44:25):
Do you want me to Yeah?

Speaker 2 (44:27):
Should we go and do that?

Speaker 6 (44:28):
Yeah, Lydia, Lydia, if I happen to be the father,
I want I want you to understand something. Okay, I
will never speak to you again.

Speaker 2 (44:36):
Hey, Lydia, can I ask you? I'm fine before I go? Sure,
how much do your boobs right, he must be about
four kilos right.

Speaker 7 (44:43):
Well, I don't know what kilos are, but they're about seventeen.

Speaker 1 (44:45):
Pounds all right, so a little more, a little more.

Speaker 7 (44:48):
Yeah, they're quite grothy.

Speaker 1 (44:49):
All That's what I loved about her was her girthy taking.
Oh my god, they were so girthy.

Speaker 6 (44:54):
And you know, in my opinion, like big tall guys
only want to fuck women because they're so small. I
think that means you have a really type pussy, but
it in reality, it's just average. Most of the time.

Speaker 2 (45:04):
I found, Wow, you really are better at writing than talking.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
All right, well me.

Speaker 2 (45:13):
Bye, Ron, bye.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
Rod, Bye, see you later, Bye bye, Peretta, Pereira, Bye Lydia.

Speaker 7 (45:21):
Bye Tarah.

Speaker 8 (45:22):
Just one last question before you leave. Have you ever
been strangled?

Speaker 1 (45:27):
Not yet?

Speaker 2 (45:27):
I gotta go bye and we're back. Oh my god. Wow,
what can you believe the lines that are said to people? Now, Michael,
you you asked him of your friends?

Speaker 8 (45:47):
Yes, I yes, they really made me laugh. I promised
everyone they'd be anonymous put on his.

Speaker 1 (45:54):
And his Instagram.

Speaker 2 (45:55):
He said, can you just tell me one line or so?
We will not say their names. But it's shot actually
makes me feel better, like having had some weird things
said to me on dates, like it makes me all.

Speaker 6 (46:06):
I haven't thought about what's been the worst thing said
to me, but I guess the most recent worst thing
was someone had like literally like an hour talking about
themselves and I was like, just trying to play cool,
but I was like, oh.

Speaker 1 (46:17):
Do you want to know, like what's up with me?
And they go, huh yeah, I guess I'm not that curious.
WHOA that was pretty mad?

Speaker 2 (46:24):
Was this a first date?

Speaker 1 (46:26):
Yeah? First date?

Speaker 2 (46:26):
They said that. Wow.

Speaker 8 (46:28):
I mean, I just think the funniest one that I
read was you know, I'm sorry, I'm so quiet.

Speaker 7 (46:32):
My mouth is full of cankers. That is that was
said to a friend of mine on a date. Crazyschedule schedule.

Speaker 2 (46:43):
The craziest thing I think. I was on a date
with a guy that claimed to be like a businessman
and then it turned out that he, yes, it always does,
he had wanted to be an actor and it didn't
quite work out, and he was and he said he'd retire.
But I think he actually was the manager of a restaurant,
which is fine, but just say you work at a restaurant, like,

(47:05):
I don't care, so so then we go he's complaining
about the restaurant and we were I happened to get recognized.
Not this is gonna sound so gross, but like two
of the wet stuff on Steparty like came up and
they they knew me from something. And he got so
tight and he goes, does it happen to you a lot?

(47:25):
I was like, you know, sometimes it depends, and he goes,
He's like, yeah, that used to happen to me a
lot too. I was in a play in Marina del
Rey in two thousand and nine, and I used to
get recognized all over the marina and.

Speaker 1 (47:39):
I was just like that sentence now that to me.

Speaker 2 (47:42):
Now, now you need to understand for this, do not
live in Los Angeles. It's not really a theater district
Marina del.

Speaker 1 (47:48):
Re just basically.

Speaker 6 (47:51):
And then if you're old enough you might you know,
and you're heterosexual. I feel like there's like swinger ship
that happens, right.

Speaker 7 (47:58):
But I don't think any of them are going to play.

Speaker 2 (48:01):
Like a cheesecake factory. And like this was also we
went on the date in twenty twenty two, so it
was also fourteen years earlier. That also like there's no theater.
So it's not like people are going to like stop
somebody all over the marina.

Speaker 1 (48:13):
There was like a party boat he performs on I
do want to start saying, what did he say? I
do want to start saying, I'm pretty well known around
the marina.

Speaker 2 (48:19):
Yeah, that he sounded to me a lot too. I
was going to play and Marina del Rey. I had
some friend that started calling him Marina del Sleigh, which.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
Was incredible, very good, but I mean, play could.

Speaker 2 (48:30):
Marina del play was incredible.

Speaker 8 (48:32):
I went on a date with someone in show business.
He told me that he'd done the porn okay.

Speaker 1 (48:36):
But is technically show business.

Speaker 8 (48:38):
But only one okay, But he also was doing some meth.
But it wasn't a problem because he smokes s meth
by himself, Okay, right, And clearly, if you're smoking by yourself,
then it's then clearly you're not.

Speaker 1 (48:54):
Everyone knows that, Michael.

Speaker 2 (48:55):
Everybody.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
If you're drinking by yourself, you don't have a problem.
Drinking with others you do.

Speaker 7 (49:01):
It's a party drug. And if you're doing it by yourself,
then it's.

Speaker 2 (49:05):
It's just like a Friday night anyway.

Speaker 1 (49:07):
Wow, I've never heard anyone say I have my meth
under control.

Speaker 2 (49:11):
Wow. You know anyway, doctor Banana, what's the worst thing
that's ever been said to you on it? I mean,
did you go dating? Did you have like college boyfriends,
did you go out on town on? Were you ever
on the apps? Doctor Banana?

Speaker 1 (49:24):
I was never on the apps?

Speaker 5 (49:26):
But yeah, in college, man, a guy once got he
was like like, we went to a movie and he
went to Chipotle and got like a massive burrito and
he's like, oh, do you want anything? I was like,
oh no, I'll probably just eat some popcorn. And he's like,
do you think you're better than me that you're not
eating a burrito during this movie? And I was like,
I'm just not hungry, and he and then he just

(49:47):
never spoke to me the whole movie, and then after.

Speaker 2 (49:49):
We just like left. Wow dating because I got a.

Speaker 6 (49:52):
Little edgy from someone one time, this was in college,
who said who was literally couldn't believe that I had
liked four weddings and a funeral. They were like, you
like four weddings in a funeral And I was like, yeah,
I mean it wasn't like the best god ever seen.

Speaker 7 (50:06):
I would die for him. That was great, But I
had one time there it was like, isn't this date fun?
I said, is this a date? We're on the life
raft after getting pulled over off of the Titanic.

Speaker 8 (50:18):
With you.

Speaker 2 (50:18):
That's right, that's how we met.

Speaker 6 (50:20):
That's a real long game to get alone time with you.

Speaker 1 (50:24):
That that person would have made that boat cross just
to be on a floating door.

Speaker 2 (50:29):
Katie, our engineer, hello, our friend, our producer. Did you
ever have anything bad said to you in college?

Speaker 9 (50:36):
In high school? Well, did you ever have anything like that?
You're like, WHOA, I'm sure I did. I really can't remember.
I do remember that there was this guy I was
like seen on and off in college, and like he
was really weird and annoying, and I really liked him,
and so I like let a lot of ship slide. Yeah,
And there was like one point where he like kept
calling me to hang out, and then I came to
hang out and he's.

Speaker 2 (50:56):
Like, you're really just like trying too hard, and I
was like, you called you call me?

Speaker 9 (51:02):
You called me imem were getting very mad, and I
just walked away and then I didn't talk to for
like six months.

Speaker 2 (51:07):
I remember a guy that I liked and like his
dad who I thought like they was like, oh, look
at you. He's like, look you got It's so cute.
You still have such fat little alarm, a fat little face.
And you're just like, what, like people just what they
feel is okay to say to anyone, but like young women,
you're like, don't comment on my body, Sir.

Speaker 9 (51:25):
Like, just yeah, that's a you don't people to say crazy.

Speaker 1 (51:28):
Stuff they do. I want the world to understand.

Speaker 2 (51:31):
I want the world to understand.

Speaker 9 (51:32):
Now.

Speaker 2 (51:33):
You may not know this about us, Michael, but Brian
and I are trying to become lifestyle influencers. He's already
started cooking over here.

Speaker 1 (51:40):
I've already started my recipe.

Speaker 7 (51:42):
So I know you've got a lot of clients.

Speaker 8 (51:43):
I heard.

Speaker 1 (51:47):
I recommend this listener's at home.

Speaker 9 (51:49):
This is a portion where we always make a different
version of a microwave petera butter pumpkin cake.

Speaker 1 (51:55):
Correct, what do you now?

Speaker 2 (51:56):
We work with our non sponsor that we're trying to
get to sponsor us be fit Now. Yes, does the
jar look emptier because I come out here at night
and eat it sometimes? Yes, I have, we have gone.

Speaker 8 (52:07):
I don't know where I've been. I've never heard of
a powdered peanut butter until last week.

Speaker 2 (52:11):
Did you put enough peanut butter powder in?

Speaker 1 (52:14):
Okay, we're not doing this.

Speaker 2 (52:15):
Did you put enough in?

Speaker 6 (52:17):
I got to tell you arda night each week have
a war of words about how this cake should be
best to You're not.

Speaker 2 (52:24):
Going to do it.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
I'm doing my aina.

Speaker 8 (52:26):
I hope you figure this out by like season five
of this podcast.

Speaker 2 (52:29):
Okay, it's honestly optimist in it.

Speaker 6 (52:32):
Right now, right now, I have equal parts I put
my peeb fit, yes, okay. And then I put equal
parts pumpkin in this, okay. And then I'm going to
do one packet, just one one sugar packet, just one one?

Speaker 2 (52:44):
And why that we mean truvia?

Speaker 1 (52:45):
Trivia is what I'm using today.

Speaker 2 (52:47):
And then are you going to put an egg?

Speaker 9 (52:50):
Or No?

Speaker 1 (52:50):
I am not putting in an egg this time, because
this is where we differ more of a movie. This
is where we don't see eye to eye.

Speaker 2 (52:57):
Okay, So now did you bring something to add I?

Speaker 7 (53:00):
Did you did perfect?

Speaker 1 (53:01):
Two things?

Speaker 8 (53:02):
Because I didn't know if it's supposed to be joke,
you're not whatever. You want to have two things and
you can decide what you'd rather have. These are things
from my kitchen That's why I said I have shabby.

Speaker 7 (53:12):
Flavored piece perfect perfect, which I don't know that, but
this would work.

Speaker 8 (53:17):
I think I have pretzel rods that's perfect, and those
can be like that's more like stupid.

Speaker 2 (53:24):
I want to try it. They're really good and I'm
going to put mine in my scoop. We all show
keep that out because I'm going to be putting that
in mine.

Speaker 1 (53:33):
I love it.

Speaker 8 (53:33):
Now.

Speaker 1 (53:34):
The key to my this specific recipe is simplicity and
uh huh, elegance.

Speaker 8 (53:41):
It really is elegant. This was I love a good
cooking show on a podcast. It makes perfect sense.

Speaker 2 (53:47):
My friend, it's tennis tennis Steve who listened and I said,
did you like the peanut butter cake pors And he said, oh,
I didn't know what was happening. So to that, and
I want to say, go to my Instagram page and Bryant,
we now have an edited video up of put butter
that our King Sergio is edited.

Speaker 6 (54:07):
Yes, so pop that in for a minute now. The
key to my recipe the thing that the whole I mean,
all of Stove Vermont.

Speaker 2 (54:16):
Has told me yes, I don't think it's on the track.

Speaker 1 (54:20):
Guys, we are all legit terrified at this. Now, Okay,
here's what I can tell you.

Speaker 6 (54:24):
Yes, the key to mine is equal parts peanut but
powder and sure pumpkin from the can. I don't expect
any of my clients to go out and buy a pumpkin.

Speaker 2 (54:35):
Clients are busy, Professor, and clean.

Speaker 1 (54:37):
It out and cook it, okay, and then mash it up.

Speaker 6 (54:40):
I use it straight up, Libby's what I tell all
my clients is it has to be equal parts and
it has to be mixed completely.

Speaker 1 (54:50):
I don't want any powder on my pumpkin. You know
what I mean. I want to use.

Speaker 2 (54:54):
Powder on your micant on your mind.

Speaker 6 (54:58):
Isn't it so funny? I tell all my client my
clients and my clients, I say, if you want to
look chic, line this up and say this is my coke.

Speaker 7 (55:05):
Okay, but it's really.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
So that's a funny that always wins.

Speaker 2 (55:09):
Over the crowd snort the lines of peanut butter.

Speaker 8 (55:13):
I tell my dermatology clients that if your face is wet,
make it dry, and if your face is dry, make
it wet and.

Speaker 1 (55:20):
Yeah, and if it does neither steroid that's it.

Speaker 6 (55:26):
So Michael, what I advise my clients when they eat
this you seed with caution because it can be delicious
because mouth and I burn my mouth enough today is
we all know by my thermos?

Speaker 2 (55:40):
So, Michael, what is your fitness routine? Your health routine right.

Speaker 8 (55:45):
Now after after COVID there is no fitness. You look
fantastic about goodness. What's your morning routine? What do my
morning routine is? I usually have some kind of cereal?
What kind I wake up right now? I am on
a great graines kick, but I've done special k just
because my grandma you and I love And sometimes I'll

(56:07):
have cottage cheese, don't kid yourself.

Speaker 7 (56:11):
Have a little tea, a little green tea. This sounds
very nice.

Speaker 1 (56:15):
Coffee.

Speaker 2 (56:15):
What's your mentoral wellness?

Speaker 8 (56:17):
My mental wellness in the morning, which is kind of
sad is I'll just watch Jimmy Kimmel.

Speaker 2 (56:22):
Before I have Like do you have moods during the day,
Like what do you do?

Speaker 5 (56:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (56:27):
I'll just sleep and cry.

Speaker 2 (56:29):
Yeah, okay, yeah great, that's.

Speaker 7 (56:31):
My mental wellness, sleep and cry. It works really well.

Speaker 1 (56:36):
I really want to get a picture because this looks nice.

Speaker 8 (56:38):
Hot.

Speaker 2 (56:38):
Now that's I don't want him to eat because that's
going to give him another mouthfuly cake.

Speaker 1 (56:41):
Or so that's beautiful and I'm not even kidding.

Speaker 2 (56:44):
That's gorgeous.

Speaker 7 (56:45):
That turned nice, ye real nice.

Speaker 2 (56:47):
Now Drew liked it, Laura, he was lying. You think
you think he was?

Speaker 9 (56:52):
He was.

Speaker 1 (56:53):
Oh, you can tell when Drew's lying because he's from
the South.

Speaker 3 (56:56):
He was.

Speaker 2 (56:57):
He was lying.

Speaker 7 (56:58):
No, I'm sure he was.

Speaker 2 (56:59):
Because Laura and Paula Tompkins didn't like it.

Speaker 1 (57:02):
Oh see, well we love it. I do legitimate.

Speaker 7 (57:05):
I love it. That's why your best friends exactly.

Speaker 1 (57:08):
All right, all right, I'm gonna hand each of us
to spoon.

Speaker 7 (57:10):
Now, do not No, you need six spoons for this.
I learned last week.

Speaker 1 (57:16):
That's part of the US.

Speaker 2 (57:19):
People eat away from the microphone, Eat.

Speaker 1 (57:21):
Away from the Juntlet it cool, arden, do not burn
your mouth.

Speaker 7 (57:25):
I tell all my clients the blow on the that's good.

Speaker 2 (57:29):
I'm away from the mic. That's good.

Speaker 7 (57:32):
Away from the micause nobody wants to hear people chewing.

Speaker 1 (57:34):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (57:35):
You know what, I would do more peanut butter.

Speaker 7 (57:38):
It tastes a little pumpkin.

Speaker 2 (57:40):
I would do more peanut butter.

Speaker 1 (57:40):
I just do apoon doesn't taste bad.

Speaker 7 (57:43):
Yeah, so it doesn't taste bad.

Speaker 1 (57:45):
One to ten scale, what would you give it about
a three?

Speaker 8 (57:47):
Three?

Speaker 2 (57:49):
Really? Yeah, it's too much pumpkin.

Speaker 1 (57:51):
It's a little too much pumpkin. Did you get any
of the pretzel in there? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (57:54):
Like the pretzel I liked. In the peanut butter I liked.
I just needed a little tiny bit of pumpkin.

Speaker 1 (57:59):
We're gonna get it, right. I know we are one day.

Speaker 8 (58:00):
I know we are to you have you have so
many more podcasts to go, you don't don't speed it up.

Speaker 2 (58:06):
That's the fun. The journey's a destination, all right, because,
by the way, we know.

Speaker 1 (58:10):
This deserts legit.

Speaker 2 (58:11):
Tana. I need you to take Tanna.

Speaker 1 (58:14):
You tell us. I don't want to hear whether you
like it or not. I want to hear what rank
you given?

Speaker 2 (58:19):
How much pumpkin is too much?

Speaker 1 (58:21):
Don't you.

Speaker 3 (58:23):
One?

Speaker 1 (58:24):
We give it a three smoking and I want you
to grade on a curve, knowing you don't like this
to begin with.

Speaker 2 (58:30):
She likes it.

Speaker 7 (58:31):
No, I did eat all of it.

Speaker 2 (58:32):
See it's too much pumpkin. O.

Speaker 1 (58:35):
You're swaying the judges.

Speaker 7 (58:38):
Maybe I didn't get enough.

Speaker 1 (58:39):
I mean I think it's good. Wow. What would you
give it?

Speaker 2 (58:43):
What would you give it?

Speaker 1 (58:45):
I would give it a seven.

Speaker 7 (58:48):
You're almost that perfect. He's going to be the tie breaker.

Speaker 1 (58:50):
Kai, there's no.

Speaker 2 (58:51):
There's no egg. There's no egg.

Speaker 1 (58:53):
This is vegan, all right, Katie, pretzels are beagan.

Speaker 2 (58:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (58:57):
Isn't there a little pork? Impressious?

Speaker 1 (59:00):
I can't believe I said something like that.

Speaker 2 (59:02):
Well, Katie, too much pumpkin or did I swear?

Speaker 7 (59:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (59:07):
I mean I don't. I taste the peanut butter though,
it's okay, it's interesting. I don't know. Wow, I don't
dislike it.

Speaker 6 (59:16):
You know, I light a candle every night for someone
who likes that, and I'm not lighting any candlesniper anything.

Speaker 7 (59:22):
You had two of them. It was fine, Thank you.

Speaker 1 (59:24):
I literally said it was good.

Speaker 7 (59:28):
I want to buy the peanut butter powder now, no
hardens up next week.

Speaker 2 (59:32):
I'm up next week.

Speaker 7 (59:33):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (59:34):
Listen, Michael, did you have the best time on this
or what?

Speaker 7 (59:37):
Until the peanut butter?

Speaker 8 (59:39):
Yes?

Speaker 7 (59:40):
It was real fun. Oh that was fun.

Speaker 2 (59:46):
What was your favorite part?

Speaker 1 (59:48):
What was your favorite part?

Speaker 8 (59:50):
It was you know, the improp stuff's always fun. Oh yeah,
but just sitting around yacking is fun.

Speaker 9 (59:55):
Well, I have to say you were such a joy.
I loved hearing about missus d shout out missus d.

Speaker 6 (01:00:01):
By the way, you're all over Instagram, so we should
just say for every Michael Hitchcock update, what is your.

Speaker 7 (01:00:05):
Handlets, it's hitch Michael H I H E H M
I C H A e OL follow him or watch him.

Speaker 2 (01:00:10):
Oh you know what? We got some great reviews. Well,
you can like us. It really helps if you subscribe
to help keep us on. You can like and subscribe
on Apple podcast.

Speaker 6 (01:00:18):
Yes, five stars, five stars, own only five stars five stars,
or even if you didn't like the peanut butter, give
me five stars, even if you.

Speaker 2 (01:00:26):
Hear particularly we need it. Here's a good one. Here's
one of five star satisfied client t Brendan James as
a client of Brian's. I'm also the woman. He's a Gelson's.
I've been hearing about this podcast for upwards of fifty
two years. I'm glad it's finally here. Peanut butter, powder cake,

(01:00:48):
mugs all around.

Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
A wonderful review.

Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
You have a wonderful review. Yes, here's here's another review.
Five stars. I got felt up in my Tesla by
Diddy three seventy two. O MG. This is the best.
I love weeks of this rose but man This just
had me laughing the whole time. Love you guys. So
glad the date went in so well. Can't wait for
the next one.

Speaker 6 (01:01:11):
Fine Martin, Aureen exactly exactly, Michael, thank you for coming on.

Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
We wish you nothing, nothing but the best. Bye.

Speaker 2 (01:01:19):
I have the best time until next time. My name
is arda Marine and my name.

Speaker 1 (01:01:23):
Is I'm not paying eight dollars?

Speaker 2 (01:01:25):
Okay bye?

Speaker 1 (01:01:29):
Who are you wearing?

Speaker 9 (01:01:31):
Will there be.

Speaker 4 (01:01:31):
Pressed to Alan?

Speaker 2 (01:01:33):
Fab Honey, yeahtcha and bride I hear it.

Speaker 4 (01:01:39):
Laugh there bel of podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:01:44):
But honey, no, no, no, no honor next peace.

Speaker 4 (01:01:49):
We live in and Lecama life like celebrities and sharing
our favorite femid recipes.

Speaker 1 (01:01:56):
But honey, no, no, no, no autographs.

Speaker 2 (01:02:01):
Don't like getting manager

Speaker 1 (01:02:04):
Base No autograph there, no autograph.