"Hop on, Pop!" with Mike Castle

This week we have a really fancy guest, which you can tell because of his last name alone! The hilarious comedian and actor Mike Castle ("Curb Your Enthusiasm," "Brews Brothers") is here to share delightful stories of lamp-stealing neighbors named Glenn and the shame of being defeated by a teenager at chess tournaments. Then Arden, Bryan and Mike go on a date on a retirement cruise ship! All that plus a peanut butter cake score that left these mouths agape. Hop on, Pop!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
No, who are you wearing? Will there be pressed to
al Fabias and Honey, yeah, I didn't, and Bryan, I hear.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
It last there'd be And they've got lots of podcast
but honey, no, no, no, no, honor grass pees we
live in and the Gamon lifel like celebrities and sharing
on the favorite Femi recipes. But honey, no, no, no,
no aunographs.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
I get no autograph, There no autograph. Hi wanted another episode.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
His my name is arda Marine. My name is Brian Safehi,
did you get fult up in my tesla?

Speaker 1 (00:49):
I didn't how Santa Mam? Everybody knows.

Speaker 4 (00:53):
One time I texted Arden wait for sonya okay? So
I texted Arden.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
I tried to text her how are things with sun Yam?

Speaker 3 (01:01):
But he came.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
It came out with how are things with Santa Man?

Speaker 3 (01:06):
So I just sent that and it worked out great.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
She loves it.

Speaker 4 (01:12):
She loves it, ma'am especially, you should always call friends
ma'am's and starts speaking of friends.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
We have a friend, the funniest.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
So we've been to Rhode Island too. We've gone to island.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
That's his first credit. I didn't even know what you're
talking about me.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
We've been to Rhode Island to His second.

Speaker 4 (01:31):
Credit is not only is he like hysterical, Yeah, he's
also like an actor, but he's like an an.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
Actor, a brilliant writer. He's a great dad.

Speaker 4 (01:42):
If you haven't studied his If any aspiring actor does
not study your performance on Curb among your other things,
but especially I'm.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Not even kidding you're so you play.

Speaker 4 (01:52):
It stop so fucking by the way, he I have
to say, you're no autographs please, energy, because you came
in here with a camera like you did on that
fucking out.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
So you're just always trying to remind you remember is
here the one.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
Ands like you have in your favorite credit you bring
with you.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Beer Stein exactly, Okay.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
To tell the audience about the about the camera, just
so that people would know from your.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Videographer. Yes, for a wedding, and.

Speaker 4 (02:23):
His whole thing is that he tucks in his sweater.
I mean you honestly, When people say and I'm gonna
keep my eyes closed.

Speaker 5 (02:30):
Yeah, because I feel like we're both we both feel
self conscious about how nice surveying to me.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
But when people's clients tell and.

Speaker 4 (02:37):
This is one of the things I tell my clients
my clients know firsthand for me that acting truly is reacting,
and that also people say it's much more difficult than
I'm saying this. It's much more difficult to start in
drama and then be funny. You can't really be you
can't really learn it, you can hone it. However, a
funny person can be dramatic. And when I saw you

(03:00):
on that show, I thought to myself, that's an actor.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
Can I can I just say thank you? I am
one of his because as you're I owe so much money.
I'm so deeply in dick because it's an M l M.
And I haven't recruited Anna Oh, by the way, Anna Jose,
Katie Levine, and doctor Banana. Okay. I saw you and

(03:24):
I thought there is a man that it can only
do trauma. He's too tall, his camera skills are too high.
When I saw you tuck in your sweater, I saw
my coach. It's like I know a man that talks
in a wind breaker or a raincowak. I do not
know someone that talks in a sweater. And when I
saw you, I thought that man can do comedy. Welcome

(03:47):
to the podcast, Michael.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Catherine, Michael so much Michael Ernest is my middle name.

Speaker 5 (03:53):
I do actually want to remind you, Brian that at
Naomi's wedding, by the way, I told you, I am
I discovered recently.

Speaker 4 (03:59):
I don't think why don't we get into that because no,
but you said you discoveraged didn't and yet you didn't
you persisted.

Speaker 5 (04:07):
Yes, he was in a very dramatic I was a drama, yes,
because I told you I never want to do that,
because he.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
Was like it was like it felt fake. They're like, okay,
just like this, just look out the window and you're like, okay,
that was great, and he was like, was it I'm
just looking out of window?

Speaker 5 (04:20):
But I'm sure what's where every scene ends? And You're like,
do we get anything?

Speaker 1 (04:24):
Is that you do?

Speaker 4 (04:25):
That's the wild thing because all they ever tell you
when a drama is like do nothing, and then I
think they actually mean it.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
If you like had to cry on and like non stuff,
did you.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
Put yourself in the I It was.

Speaker 5 (04:38):
The main thing was that I realized I had not
gotten any real acting training because I was like, how
do you do this without becoming depressed? And I was like,
I don't know, so I'll just become depressed, and so I.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
Was just depressed for like a U put.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
We didn't have the budget for that.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
There's a lot of crying roles. I've never had one
real tear. I just jam carms.

Speaker 4 (04:59):
I've had a a few real tears before, but usually
after like the first take or whatever.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
I get the tiger ball, then do the match is?

Speaker 3 (05:06):
Because there do you think of running out of peebe fit?

Speaker 1 (05:10):
You have to get sponsored.

Speaker 4 (05:11):
That's what you have to get, Mike, How on earth
are begin to get sponsored when all everyone says this,
how terrible it is?

Speaker 3 (05:17):
No, Gareth Reynolds liked it.

Speaker 4 (05:18):
He did our last guest, Like, I just say, I
don't know if you know this person, but Lauren Lapis
really started to turndo people not like and I think
I saw the.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
Video, Laura.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
I know if you know Lauren Lakis.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Yeah, I loved her.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
She's one of my best friends. And I don't know
if I get she's cured.

Speaker 5 (05:35):
She made a real mistake by turning down the Stevie
or whatever you play when.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
She said no, it's like.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
Couples.

Speaker 5 (05:44):
Yeah no, we just yelled at each other. Okay, now, Michael,
And also I'm determined.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
To like it.

Speaker 5 (05:50):
I want you to know that I literally I have
come today to enjoy it. I literally brought cinnamon with
me because I think it means.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
I think you're right. Actually it's a great idea.

Speaker 3 (05:59):
Well, can I tell you this is so sad?

Speaker 1 (06:01):
But because are you going to tell the trade secret?

Speaker 3 (06:03):
No? No, no no, but I'm going to say.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
That a season from I would frame it.

Speaker 3 (06:10):
Here.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
It's either sponsorship or get a season that.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
Normally Brian makes the cakes, and for whatever reason, I
made the cake and we got an eight and then
I was like, okay, okay, I got to make it
for Mike because we got to have somebody from the
Castle Lokis House. You gotta go home and tell you
what did she? Actually, Michael is married. Mike is married
to Laura.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
That's you're telling Brian.

Speaker 4 (06:35):
By the way, I still have not seen the paperwork
on that. I don't buy it for a second. I
don't buy it.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
I think you are living in cinera.

Speaker 3 (06:44):
No, I don't buy it.

Speaker 4 (06:45):
And I'm very judgmental. It's disgusting on this show, as
you know.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
Yeah, bo wait, I'm sorry you're saying that Brian makes
it poor Lean only you make it.

Speaker 3 (06:53):
No, inxact' that's what I heard. I'm not saying today.
We had a weird I can I don't think I can't.
Reg I'm a monster. I ripped it up with my teeth.
You can tell them what it is, like a Reese's
monkey that. But it was like it went, well, we
don't want to fuck with it. No, just this episode.
You can have it again next week. Now.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
Listen. Imagine if I was actually heard, actually I actually am.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
I love you so much. I love you so much.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
I love you so much.

Speaker 4 (07:23):
On the show at the beginning, we talk about someone
who has we nominate people have no autographs, please energy,
that's special sort of delusional confidence. Hilaria Baldwin, you near
your bride.

Speaker 3 (07:35):
With the lady who said the Christmas which is an
iconic story. Also started when I was doing stand up
and I'm very hard on myself and I would see
particularly no it could be men and women both, anybody.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
He's to be careful.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
But they would they would come, they would come off stage,
people like I'm so hard on myself that I'm like, ah,
Like people come off stage and they had it. They're
like a fucking cry. It was like, how do I
have a little bit of that because the voices of
my my dad comes back from the dead and his
Miata to be like, what are you doing?

Speaker 4 (08:07):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 5 (08:08):
So so YadA by the way, I heard you mention
the out of the other day. That's my go to
improv joke for when someone asked you what your car is,
I always say, it's just a very funny.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
One of my cars. That everything you need to know
about it.

Speaker 5 (08:21):
And even if you don't know what it is, you
you you can hear something you're laying.

Speaker 3 (08:28):
Some favorite car. It was his favorite car and it
had vanity place.

Speaker 5 (08:31):
Okay, who would you to be in the stand up circuit?
That that's where you're going to get the most of
that energy.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
Is it's a lot because you get a little bit in.

Speaker 5 (08:38):
The improv, but everyone's a little bit more like communal
or something.

Speaker 3 (08:42):
Because I started at an improv and then I was
like I remember Bobby Lee was like you can make
money doing stand up and I was like, oh hih
and then like but I was like an improviser and
in that world of that like yeah, I crushed it.
It killed I'm murdered, and you're like, I feel like
I could have done better.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
And also I feel like you were not as someone
who was watching your I don't care for.

Speaker 3 (09:03):
Somebody walking out going like, how y'all doing it tonight?
Because I just got my dick sucked and the crowd
went crazy and I was like I should here. Okay,
So what so I have?

Speaker 5 (09:12):
I have a real true candidate for this. This is
not a person who anyone knows. This is the person
who lives across the street from us. I don't know,
Laura knows his name. I call him Glenn just I
don't know what his name is, but we call him
Glenn good Way. Yeah, and he okay. So what Glenn
does is he takes bulk items that we are throwing away.

(09:34):
He takes them from our trash and puts them on
his front porch. And so there's tons of them. What
is like a like an old lamp, But let me
tell you that he doesn't. But he doesn't and then
he doesn't put a light bulb in it. He has
it upside down on his porch.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
It's just sitting there. I see it every day. It's
been there for a year. Only impressed Lass, like you
just look, you could have done.

Speaker 3 (09:58):
With disgusting this turn this wasteful garbage.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
Okay, it actually gets worse.

Speaker 4 (10:06):
So then it's the fairness. You should have put it on.
You should have tried putting it upside down, it on
both sides.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
She should. It's always important to make sure.

Speaker 5 (10:17):
So then we have this painting in our house that
we don't like, and I was like, I want to
get sick of looking at Brian Celtic and so. But
so with this painting, I take it apart, right, I
take the canvas off of the wood frame.

Speaker 3 (10:32):
Right.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
Sure.

Speaker 5 (10:33):
I don't know why I was. I didn't want to
just throw it away, but I wanted to be gone
and I didn't want anyone else.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
It was it satisfying that sounds it was extremely I
believe that.

Speaker 3 (10:42):
We'll tell you. Felt like that, We'll tell you.

Speaker 5 (10:43):
But I made a mistake because I didn't realize the
type of person Glenn was because I did not I
did not break the frame, even though I should have,
but instead I.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
So, it's just a wooden frame.

Speaker 5 (10:55):
It is, it is, It has nothing use, and I
put it in our trash and now it is on
his fucking horse and it's just sitting there.

Speaker 3 (11:04):
It's just there. It's just floor Memorial Day.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
Oh and it gets even weirder.

Speaker 3 (11:10):
Because he's gonna make a Retha.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
Guy watched Annie and thought it was a documentary.

Speaker 5 (11:15):
So then we have we have like one of those
Google camera things you know, on our Yeah, but we
have to charge it all the time because it's you know,
like every few weeks, I charge it whatever. And so
I take it off and I'm charging it this one
and then I go put it back. And as I
put it back on the thing, I I go into
my house and I look out and I see Glenn
and he's like walking by and he just stops and

(11:37):
he just stares at it.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
And I was like, oh my god. And then I
was like, oh wait, I can cut to the feet.
So I'm gonna go to the feet and just take
a look looking and in it. He just walks right
up to it and he just like looks in it.
Hell do you think he was hoping were going to
throw it away? I have no idea what he is thinking.
This guy should be the president.

Speaker 5 (11:58):
No, I I think he's I actually think he's nice.
I just think he's very very odd.

Speaker 4 (12:03):
And then okay, and any new thing, he's like very curious,
what is this? Yeah, yeah, probably nineteeny I would guess
maybe about to be six.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
Times fifty fifty.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
Is he is?

Speaker 5 (12:16):
He?

Speaker 1 (12:17):
Is he hot?

Speaker 3 (12:17):
Is he hot?

Speaker 1 (12:18):
I would not describe him as I would not, no,
but he does. He does.

Speaker 5 (12:25):
He recently got into having a beard, which does make
him a little bit more stressful when I see it's.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
Because it's really big. It's a little bit because then it.

Speaker 5 (12:32):
Makes the hoarding stuff even you know, you're like it
seems inside.

Speaker 3 (12:36):
There's a little bit of you're going to be under
his floorboards or.

Speaker 5 (12:38):
At least let me tell you the scariest detail. But
I'm trying to get the detail of this right. So basically,
one night, I I am where what am I doing?
I'm like outside and I oh, we have like a
little like a child like basketball hoop thing, you know.

Speaker 3 (12:53):
Whatever, because you like to win, you need to really
sit out there.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
I'll shoot all day my child.

Speaker 5 (12:59):
So one night I'm out there and I'm doing this,
and I look across the way and I see Glenn
and he's like in his window and he's kind of like,
I'm not even kidding.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
He's looking out Jesus Christ.

Speaker 5 (13:11):
So then I I kind of like give a wave
and then he kind of just drifts away, kind of
drifts back, and I was like, oh.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
That was weird. And then I say to Lauren. I
was like, hey, Lauren, I just saw a Glenn.

Speaker 5 (13:21):
I like waved to him, and then I point to
the house and all of the lights have now turned out.

Speaker 3 (13:27):
Swear to God, curiously watching you pay.

Speaker 5 (13:30):
Basketball wishes to say though no autographs please?

Speaker 1 (13:36):
Is fully his.

Speaker 3 (13:40):
I dare you to mention it over there so badly?

Speaker 1 (13:45):
It's driving me insane.

Speaker 3 (13:47):
Could you ever just stayed him? My diaper fell up?
Could could you say my my, I'm his coach, my
coach diaper?

Speaker 1 (13:57):
Is that like regression? No, because it's a lot of.

Speaker 3 (14:02):
A lot of prunes, a lot of Could you ever
just say to him her, I notice you know, do
not know?

Speaker 1 (14:08):
Do not? Way too scared? Why would you fuck with perfection?

Speaker 3 (14:11):
Could he take you in a fight?

Speaker 1 (14:13):
He's really fat.

Speaker 3 (14:14):
Have you ever gotten into a fist fight in my life? Yes?

Speaker 1 (14:17):
Too?

Speaker 5 (14:18):
An irishman in Ireland and one of my brothers an
adults high schoolers.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
I was an adult. Did you you started it? It
was a really brilliant.

Speaker 5 (14:28):
I don't believe I've ever want to fight because even
if you win in any like I was so hard,
but then you.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
Go like I'm a I'm a piece of ship, you know,
like it feels bad.

Speaker 3 (14:38):
I got attacked by a girl named Emily once and
I threw her on the ground just like that one time.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
Do you remember, because this is a funny story.

Speaker 3 (14:46):
Is funny?

Speaker 4 (14:47):
Was that the growth we were arguing about whether DVR
was going to take over tea and we got such
it was.

Speaker 3 (14:54):
At the American Girl Dolls.

Speaker 4 (14:56):
Pushed the Christmas tree right onto heart and then in
the argument you want oh, I was absolutely pro I said,
TV is here to say.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
I loved it. I loved it. T bone laser is
really what I was finding.

Speaker 3 (15:09):
I was like blu ray gout. Now it was but
it was actually it was. We got asked to leave.
There was there was.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
Let me let me tell you what this isn't. This isn't.

Speaker 5 (15:18):
I went to an all boys high school, all boys
Catholic high school in the South side of Chicago, literally
the worst time of my life.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
Hated it so much.

Speaker 5 (15:26):
And but so I like, very very rarely when I
see girls, and so this one day, this girl is
like in our in the lobby of our high school,
like uh, it's after school. So I'm about to go
to swim practice, sure, and as we're waiting for the
coach to get there, this one guy everyone hates starts
like really, he's like vamping to make this girl think
he's cool and taking on this one guy, and so

(15:49):
I go, I'm going to I was really small in
high school, so I was like five to one at
the time, but I was like, I'm going.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
To be noble. I'm going to stand up for this.

Speaker 5 (16:00):
Well, unfortunately, as every story in my life goes, then
I go in the wrong direction, and so I start
standing up for this guy and then this kid kind
of pushes me and then my reflex is to spit
in his face holy and so I immediately but then
the whole everyone turns, and now I'm like, what is

(16:20):
wrong with me? But right when I did it too,
I was like, I went too far? Did he you?

Speaker 3 (16:27):
No?

Speaker 1 (16:27):
He was to escalate ky.

Speaker 3 (16:31):
I'm going to put that in my back pocket for
if I ever get like attacked, because I have taken
his self defense class and I don't want to breag,
but I was actually pretty good at fighting, but.

Speaker 1 (16:39):
I believe it.

Speaker 3 (16:40):
I was.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
I was that long tour so the long to got
a lot of to and.

Speaker 3 (16:43):
You know what, I could use it like a ship,
and but I'm gonna I'm going to deploy that if
I have to, because because you feel like you've nothing
to lose, you're a little bit of a.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
Would everyone just immediately goes he's insane.

Speaker 4 (16:53):
I don't know why more people don't to, but I do.
Which I turned all my five carrot rings inside so
that they're in my hands, you know what I mean,
and then I just swat, swat, sweat.

Speaker 3 (17:03):
Yeah, that's how.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
My clients.

Speaker 4 (17:07):
I need you to spend at least approximately five to
seven hundred and fifty thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (17:14):
That you're going to give some kind of money. Fashion.

Speaker 3 (17:18):
No autographs please, Energy.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
Okay, so don't it we already talked about.

Speaker 3 (17:21):
Okay, this is I'm going to bring this. This is
a she's googling a person from the Crash'm googling Snaps.
Who is Knaps energy? So this is a person from history.
This is a historical. Oh, this is a history.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
You want everyone to call him hunt.

Speaker 3 (17:36):
The year is two thousand and two. Oh, we are
out in the Hamptons.

Speaker 5 (17:43):
And eleven is fresh on the mind, fresh on the
mind and we are at a bar and there's.

Speaker 3 (17:50):
A she's making tell I can tell, and I am
a socialite slash publicist slash manager.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
Lizzie grew up.

Speaker 3 (17:59):
Man. I have a my Mercedes as my dad's Mercedes suv,
and they asked me to move my suv out of
a certain lane and I intentionally backed it up on
purpose into a crowd injuring sixteen people while screaming while
I'm striking my victims, Fuck you white trash.

Speaker 4 (18:18):
This happened Lizzy Grubman in two thousand and two and
did this you know this name? Yes, it was one
of those things.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
This is also sort of pre Housewives, So this was
like a thing of like, who the fuck would do that? Yeah, yeah,
that's worse now. It's like most people.

Speaker 3 (18:36):
Please energy time. And I think she became a publicist again,
she did.

Speaker 1 (18:42):
She even she might have even gotten a show for
like a minute. Uh huh.

Speaker 3 (18:45):
Yeah, that's like pr to intentionally be like I will
drive backwards in my dad's suv Mercedes, backing over people
and nobody got killed somehow. She was screaming, fuck you wait,
try that's.

Speaker 5 (19:00):
Real place, big time orange like because honestly, that's a
white trash thing to do.

Speaker 3 (19:09):
Orange. She was iron and super Yes, oh yeah, she.

Speaker 1 (19:12):
Was like that was like during maybe even pre the
parasiltan thing. It was like that was merging.

Speaker 3 (19:18):
Yes, it was around simple lifetime. Yes, ye, who would
you like to nominate as daughter?

Speaker 1 (19:25):
Celeste would say, huh my mama, And I'll tell you.
I'll tell you why your mama.

Speaker 3 (19:34):
I cannot wait to hear you about your mama.

Speaker 5 (19:36):
My mom.

Speaker 4 (19:38):
You should stick with mama for Mama, My mama. Mama
is so fucking fresh. She she is so swayed by
advertising and brand names and the promotions they're offering. Then
when she hears it, she can't do hear it ever again.

Speaker 3 (19:55):
Tell us more about Mama.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
Three examples. Number one Mama. Number one.

Speaker 4 (20:02):
When we were kids, Domino's Pizza ran a special called
make it a large medium charge. My mother, it doesn't matter,
it doesn't matter the pizza place, it doesn't.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
It just doesn't.

Speaker 4 (20:13):
She will to this day say, and can you make
it a large medium charge? When we go to a movie.
I love There was one Halloween in like nineteen ninety
five where they said, and if you want, you could
get the monster bucket of popcorn, any movie theater anywhere
in the world. To this day, we'll have the monster
bucket somehow they know. She also, I Love called every

(20:35):
debit card the Bank of Americ card because they ran
a promotion. But she still says, do you have a
Bank of American? I'm like, no, itam city big. Well
do they do a Bank of America card?

Speaker 1 (20:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (20:43):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (20:43):
She loves love brandand and this there should be a
study on her.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
And to this day she said everyone's target audience. Yes, exactly.

Speaker 4 (20:52):
To this day, she goes in a Starbucks. When she
goes in one and she says, I'll have a medium
Starbucks and they say what kind? And she goes just
like a regular Starbucks and then they'll pour her coffee.
She's like, no, no, no, I didn't want that. I
wanted like the creamy mock Sima and she make up wards.

Speaker 5 (21:07):
Do you ever think about how much how much mental
energy you spend every day to just like be normal
and like say the right thing and clarify what you
mean people out there like Mama, Mama just don't do
that at all, and it's totally fine and everything works out.

Speaker 4 (21:22):
So my message to daughter celestis, Yeah, don't ever be embarrassed.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
If your mama pizza.

Speaker 3 (21:29):
Proud of it, I'd like, doctor bananas, leaning, can you
tell a story about We could cut this out if
you don't want to.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
But your mom responding to your niece wanting to be
a princess.

Speaker 4 (21:38):
Oh yeah, there's a couple things she's done with my
niece where when my niece was two years old she
said something.

Speaker 1 (21:45):
Like no to my mom.

Speaker 4 (21:46):
My mom grabbed her purse and was like, I am
never going to be talked to like that again, and
she got up and left, like fucking Lucille Bluth basically wow.
And then another time my niece was like, I want
to be a princess and my mom was like, ha,
fat chance.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
You'll have to move to England. And by the way,
Kate's already married.

Speaker 4 (22:03):
You could try to go after the other one, because
I don't think that's gonna work, but it's gonna it's
gonna take a lot. She's like, you're gonna have to
give up your entire life for it, because then if
you do it, it'll be worth it.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
Yeah, really early for a reality Oh yeah. Oh.

Speaker 3 (22:16):
She also like there's like a thirty five year age
spread between your niece and like.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
My mom, no, there's like a sixty year old Harry,
and Harry, it's like.

Speaker 3 (22:27):
Well, first you're four years old, so we'll have to
get you a least eighteen so you know you got
to wait at least fourteen more years. But we'll start
prepping you now.

Speaker 4 (22:35):
She answers their questions, so sincerely to where, honestly to where,
I'm like, they're at the age where they don't know sarcasm.

Speaker 1 (22:42):
Iea like, Mama did it?

Speaker 4 (22:43):
When is it gonna come for you? She doesn't, she's never,
but it's pretty great, So brand's work on her, Like
nobody can.

Speaker 3 (22:50):
I also just give a shout out to your brother
and what he gives you every time you leave him.

Speaker 4 (22:54):
Sure, this is also an autographs to be sent. She
doesn't believe that I've ever made a dime. He thinks
that this is all made up.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
Get ready.

Speaker 4 (23:02):
Like one time I had like a deadline due for
something I was writing, and we were both visiting my
parents and he was he was like, come outside and
let's like that at whatever he wanted to do. And
I was like, I can't I have this deadline? He
was like, no, you don't, and I'm like, no, I do, Brian,
like you don't like that's not actually like they don't care.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
Nobody cares. I'm like, okay, what does he do. He's
a lawyer. Okay.

Speaker 4 (23:23):
By the way, anytime I see my brother, I'm about
to leave, like to go back home or whatever, or
he's about to leave to go back home or whatever,
he just hands you a five. He hands me a
one hundred dollars bill every time every time I see him.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
Yeah, and he goes.

Speaker 4 (23:45):
And by the way, he's one year and nine days older,
and he goes, just I know you need it, And
I'm like, I really don't.

Speaker 1 (23:52):
Now I take it.

Speaker 4 (23:53):
I used to make it, but I would take it now.
I only I just take it and don't say a
thing because I was. I've been so insulted my entire
life from this. But to this day he'll be like Robert,
but we call him rob. But every to this day,
every time I see him when I'm leaving, he gives
me a hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
But that's not enough to do anything either, Like no,
for sure, actually no for sure. It's actually just mean.

Speaker 4 (24:15):
Sometimes he'll text me, he'll be like, hey, I feel
like do you need an iPad or something. I feel
like you should get one. And he was like, so,
if you need one, let me know. And I don't
get one for you. And I'm like, you're.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
You work.

Speaker 3 (24:27):
No, I know you're successful. You're a homeowner. You bought
your own home yourself.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
It doesn't matter, really, Angelous. That's not a home.

Speaker 5 (24:35):
No.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
He thinks it's all the smoke and mirrors and some
of it is a little bit, a little little bit.

Speaker 3 (24:41):
Yeah, Mike, I got to say, this is one of
my favorite not autographic. This was a really good one.

Speaker 4 (24:47):
And I want all of the audience to know how
deeply personal this was for me. And I'm gonna lead
with that. In fact, this episode is gonna be called
a deeply personal episode.

Speaker 3 (24:55):
I love that mine. I was very hard for me
to talk about Zie Grubman because that's my mother. Mamma
drove over and said, fuck you white trash. Listen Mike, Now, Mike,
I don't know if you know. I know, actually you
have done your homework.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
I've done my homework.

Speaker 3 (25:07):
If there's a new listeners that are I'm going to
say the last name Castle is pretty not autographs, please
pretty losty.

Speaker 5 (25:14):
Of Chess and That's the thing is, so everyone always
thinks it's not really my last days and stuff.

Speaker 1 (25:20):
Yeah, wait, actually that would be amazing. Like my name
is Brian Hollywood. Yeah you know yeah, and your brother.

Speaker 5 (25:28):
Be like wait, actually have one other person I want
to nominately. Okay, So I played in this chess tournament
last year in Vegas. I can't and I played against
this one teenage boy and he like whooped my ass.
He was like fourteen, and he like annihilated me, like
really early. I was like, it's like totally over whatever,
it's four days and this this is the worst game

(25:49):
I played for the entire time. And it really did
like stick with me where I was like that was
really a painful loss to sale or whatever. And he
looked so bored the whole game too, So I was like,
it's like it's so already so brutal. Sure, at the
start of every tournament day, you see your name on
this list and it tells you're playing white or black,
and it tells you what table, and so everyone gathers
around and you're in your rated section and you're trying
to find your name, and so I'm standing there waiting

(26:10):
to see what table I'm gonna be playing at and
this little boy, his name is Andy. He walks over
to me and he just goes hey, and I was like, oh, hey,
what's up, dude. And then he goes like I googled you,
oh shit, and I was like, oh nice, oh cool.
He's like you're an actor and I was like yeah yeah.
He's like, why are you playing chess? And I was like, oh,
I just like love chess. He goes like, you should

(26:32):
just be an actor and.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
Then he walks away. Holy already in my head. And
then he says that.

Speaker 5 (26:40):
I was like, then every time you would walk back
and be like, am I you just had the meeting?
Meaning ever said to me.

Speaker 3 (26:48):
Doctor Banana is dying. What do you think of that,
doctor Banana?

Speaker 1 (26:51):
These chess players straight shooters.

Speaker 3 (26:55):
They are a straight shooters.

Speaker 1 (26:58):
Quick. Yeah, that would have devastated, devastating.

Speaker 3 (27:02):
It was so still echo in your head.

Speaker 5 (27:03):
I have told the story one hundred thousand times because
it is never left.

Speaker 3 (27:08):
I I do go to that, how much have you
spent on your just from the beginning, just.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
At the beginning every time?

Speaker 5 (27:14):
Yeah, I just checked it again, and I'll retell the
story and I say how I feel masts and.

Speaker 3 (27:18):
Fifty dollars that's been spent on this. Maybe you get
hit it from his brother.

Speaker 4 (27:21):
I gotta say I only recently have it's come to
my awareness that everyone thinks when you say you're an
actor comedian.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
Not everyone thinks it's cool. People sometimes think it's trashy.

Speaker 5 (27:31):
Oh yeah, that is just players across the board do
not respect it at all. I have to apologize basically
every time someone finds out no for sure, I like,
oh you.

Speaker 1 (27:42):
Are, but no, that's not the nest. So many people
are like, oh, okay, well I don't know if you
can come.

Speaker 3 (27:48):
Well our next segment, we're going to take a quick
break and when we come back for those new listeners
who don't know Brian and I. Every time we improvise
a first date and the only rules are it has
to go well. But what's fun about it is if
you hear this sound, that means we are about to
read in real lines that have been said to listeners

(28:10):
on dates. But more specifically, we have asked for and
we want yours the worst thing out of context that
has ever been said to you on a date. If
you want to be included in this email us at
napspod one at gmail dot com the number. But now,
where would you like our date to be?

Speaker 1 (28:29):
I would like to have it be on a cruise ship?

Speaker 3 (28:32):
What kind of a cruise ship?

Speaker 5 (28:34):
Recent retirees, A celebration, A celebration of retirement.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
Everyone there has just gotten. I love it. Everyone is retired.

Speaker 5 (28:41):
Also, I want to say my favorite one from the
PFT one that I can't stop thinking about is my
sense told me I can't kill any We're all unbelievable.
That's also so many of them are like body shaming.

Speaker 3 (28:54):
It makes me feel better, like like even that on
the date, people will say the crazy shit to your
face and it makes me be like, okay, I have
like a little army of people, like we've all had
crazy shit. So now that I allway to email in,
it makes me feel like I have a solidarity. And
what name from your real life? What is Brian's first
and last name? Maybe somebody that you know? And what's
my first and last?

Speaker 5 (29:15):
Oh, I'm gonna make them up completely and I'm going
to go I want I want Brian to be Lex
Daniver great, and then I want you to be Joel
Key Weisman.

Speaker 3 (29:25):
Nice. I'm here for it and then for those listeners
who don't know Mike will be the rest of the world.
It could be somebody that works at the cruise ship,
another attendee. We can go through space and time where
we could cut back and it could be an ex
husband and ex wife and next boyfriend whatever. We will
be back on a celebration an X ray an X ray,
a celebration retirement cruise ship. And we're back and we

(29:57):
are about to go on a date on a celebration
retil hirement cruise ship.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
Joel ke Wiseman, Lex Daniver. I gotta say when I
send up for this cruise and it's a single retiring cruise,
I thought to myself as I was going through the
fic shows. Yeah, I thought to myself, My god, a
woman who used to be not only top door get
Mary Kay obviously, but also a looker.

Speaker 3 (30:24):
Oh my god, thank you so much. Look, I gotta say,
it's all about my mother. Mama always said to me,
it's not about the insides, it's just about the outsides. God,
I gotta say, I feel lucky. You're the man that
has the most hair on this cruise.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
Hop on pop.

Speaker 3 (30:41):
Excuse me, excuse me.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
Maybe that was two forward, hop on pop.

Speaker 3 (30:46):
You want me to get on you? Well, wife, I
mean we're we are at this swim up bar. We're
at the swim up bar, so why not let me
just swim up and here we go. Well, you know what,
let's get really drunk.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
I love it.

Speaker 3 (30:59):
Okay, I'll have a four please.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
I'll have a glass of hot water with one lemon
and one cough drop okay, okay, no, I'm not and.

Speaker 4 (31:18):
A side of one large chicken breast. Okay, let me
have a you might as well before you go, you said, one.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
Medium sized glass of hot hot water water, one lemon,
a cough drop in the water, yes, a side of
one large chicken breast, and then maybe a little bit
of five olives with a dash of hoot gun. Okay,

(31:55):
there you go here with this.

Speaker 3 (31:57):
I would also like to add to my I would
like four peanuclottes. I would like one child size chicken quesadia.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (32:07):
I would like I would like an awesome bloss.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
We can eat these right in. Oh yeah, yeah, we
cook them here too good.

Speaker 3 (32:13):
I like an awesome blossom okay. I would like one
side of steamed dumplings pork.

Speaker 1 (32:21):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (32:22):
I would like a pudding pop and I would like
extreme popcorn.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
Okay, yeah, we got all that, and I got great
news for you.

Speaker 3 (32:29):
What's that, Kirk?

Speaker 1 (32:30):
It's all on the house. What Yeah, it's all on
the Yeah. I like how you are. I like the order.
I like how long have you been on the ship?
This is my this is actually my last time. Oh
I've been doing it for twenty one years. I'm retiring.

Speaker 3 (32:41):
You could have been a day over twenty two.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
Oh stop it stop. Could I have a question for you?

Speaker 4 (32:46):
Okay, ask away? What's your favorite Disney shirt? My favorite
Disney shirt? I guess your favorite Disney shirt is ice
Age Disney.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
No, I know what. I'm gonna throw myself a but
what are you kidding me? Probably?

Speaker 5 (33:04):
Why do you like?

Speaker 1 (33:07):
My favorite Disney shirt is probably the one with the
entire line King Family on us.

Speaker 3 (33:11):
That's what you're wearing right now?

Speaker 1 (33:13):
And then why are you wearing that shirt?

Speaker 3 (33:14):
And the thing? Do you feel bad about your body? No?

Speaker 4 (33:17):
I feel great about my body, and I'll tell you why,
because I've realized that all I need to do is.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
Follow a few diet steps.

Speaker 4 (33:23):
Okay, okay, my favorite flavor of ice cream would have
to be a tie between bubble gum and cotton candy.

Speaker 1 (33:28):
I'm a grown ass man. I love a pink tongue
with a blue axe.

Speaker 3 (33:33):
What is it? Bubble gum? And you know what, I
also love a bubblegum because it's fun when you're like,
it's weird. But then I hope we get the gumball.

Speaker 1 (33:39):
It lasts longer.

Speaker 3 (33:40):
Listen, I gotta say, and I know this is crazy.
Thank you so much for the peanut colta. I've already
had a few. When I say let's get really drunk,
I mean, let's get really drunk because guess what, I'm
again a Tasmanian double tattoo because tasky fucking shit up?

Speaker 1 (33:58):
Do you have any test? Do you have meny to do?
I have some tattoos?

Speaker 3 (34:01):
Can excuse you?

Speaker 1 (34:02):
Let me ask you a question, Godfather, three yes or no? Yes?

Speaker 3 (34:08):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (34:09):
Have indew I mean you know what, yes or no?
This is gonna be a first fight. I'm gonna say no.

Speaker 3 (34:14):
Okay, excuse me. Do you know how the electoral college works?

Speaker 1 (34:18):
Well, actually, I'll be honest with you, I don't.

Speaker 3 (34:23):
Generally when there's a voting syst just real quickly, I.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
Got your chicken right here. I got so much. You
know what, do you like a little too large? I've
just meant large, not extra large. I don't know how
the systems work on the seas, but that's fine. I'll
lead it, thank you very much.

Speaker 3 (34:38):
Do you like my Monokeini?

Speaker 1 (34:40):
Where there's what's a mono?

Speaker 3 (34:42):
I've got? This is this? I've got my bikini chop on.
I got all these gold hoops connecting down to my
thong base. It is searing my skin because it's very
hot here.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
Yeah. May I just say, yeah, you have a very
liberal haircut. I don't know if you're liberal or whatever
it is. I don't want to talk about you. Do
you know what? It's very little, it's it's a veer
and way to the left. Can Yeah, it was a
full look. It's flying in the wind like.

Speaker 3 (35:07):
A flying I like a flock of seagull meets you know,
Cyndi Lauper. I don't know what to say. Women don't
have to work for anything in life. They can get
by one percent on looks.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
So I'm just going for a fun Hairdo you know what?
That's the kind of attitude I like in a woman.
It's refreshing. Oh can I see America?

Speaker 5 (35:25):
Long single, long single. But I will say this. My
thirtieth birthday present to myself was a vasectomy.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
Wow. You just knew very at that age. I was like,
you know what, I had a chance and it passed
me by, and I don't want another chance. Yeah, that's it.
That's it. You don't.

Speaker 3 (35:41):
You never wanted a kid.

Speaker 1 (35:42):
You didn't want any young Kirk didn't want it, didn't kirker,
Kurt kirk Kirk.

Speaker 3 (35:46):
Now, how did your parents feel about that?

Speaker 1 (35:51):
Let me, well, hold on, hold on. This is something
I like to do. I love to do this. I'm
the Curtis. Are you ah? Do you want to touch
my calves?

Speaker 3 (35:59):
I do?

Speaker 1 (36:00):
I feel like you're getting kind of hands. I wish
because I got to say you made me. Yeah, you
made me weigh a buck to twenty. Your cats look
like they're thirty pounds. Are you kidding? I just lived
all day on No. No, no, no, all natural natural.

Speaker 3 (36:13):
Those are giant cats. They're like, it's like you showed
on two grip foots on the.

Speaker 1 (36:16):
Back of you. I played soccer when I was a
little kid. I always think those are from when you
were a kid. I mean it's like Popeye.

Speaker 3 (36:23):
I just really hate my brother, you know, oh, Ship,
you are sure? I hate that fucker. I hate my brother.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
What happened with them?

Speaker 3 (36:31):
Look, my film is rough. I need you to know
that my parents will never accept you because you're not Muslim,
neither neither of I. They won't talk to me anymore either.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
But the hell did you put these drinks? And just
they're just regular? This is like she just she got
hammered her accept me.

Speaker 3 (36:48):
It's like there's nothing wrong being Muslim. It's gonna accept me,
you know what I mean. And my brother converted them,
and now because I didn't convert, maybe I should just convert.
They'll never accept me.

Speaker 5 (36:55):
You're you're really sharing with us? I want to Can
I tell you guys something extremely personal? Of course, I
like to follow porn stars on their vacations and try
to sleep with them, and I have a very high
success rate. So that's just because it sounds like this cruise. Ultimately, Yeah,
I was following one and I started doing the job
and I kind of loved it, which which points to

(37:15):
just any I mean, two of them had the same
last name, and it was tricks.

Speaker 1 (37:20):
Oh all right, they didn't they weren't related. No, no, no, no, no, separate,
We separate. Yeah. One was liberal, one was conservative.

Speaker 3 (37:26):
Probably and they were successful.

Speaker 1 (37:28):
Oh yeah, no, high high success rate, not one hundred percent,
but very high. Still.

Speaker 3 (37:32):
You know, I feel like I need to confess something.
You guys, Okay, I've had a few cocktails, as you know.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
Yeah, you're all out of that.

Speaker 3 (37:38):
I just want to tell you I regularly drive drunk
and our most pedestrian part of town for fun.

Speaker 1 (37:47):
You've got a problem, sorry, wet a problem again?

Speaker 3 (37:53):
You didn't hear me. No, I think we regularly drive
drunk in our most pedestrian part down for fun.

Speaker 1 (38:02):
I think you're going through something very serious. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (38:05):
Well look, hey, I didn't say that. I ended up
here because I retired from a cool job. Yeah I
was number one Mary kay.

Speaker 1 (38:12):
But guess what I also did drugs, got a liberal haircut.

Speaker 3 (38:17):
I I was a bad person. I doubt drugs. Oh wow,
A lot of them.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
And so you're trying to run away from that.

Speaker 3 (38:25):
Driving around everybody. Yeah, you know, I'm just trying to.
It's like I don't know how to.

Speaker 4 (38:30):
I don't know how to just like what I'm going
to make things a little brighter here, I don't what's
your favorite Disney shirt.

Speaker 3 (38:36):
You know, if you have to ask, I like to
say classic Mickey, what about you?

Speaker 1 (38:40):
You said, I station off gett Yeah, yeah, yeah like the.

Speaker 2 (38:47):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
Also, by the way, you're really sticking to the cruise thing.
You're on water now. Oh, it's totally it's it's completely
inside me. I mean.

Speaker 5 (38:54):
Also, this isn't fully related to cruises. But they tell
you not to sleep with people at rehab.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
They do, but I did. Anyway, I have a feeling
she did too.

Speaker 5 (39:01):
If you ever go to rehab, I definitely do not
sleep with any of your co patients.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
I did. I gotta say this is that's true.

Speaker 3 (39:09):
You're absolutely right.

Speaker 1 (39:10):
You know what they say? How old are you again?
Right around seventy? Right around seventy? He got it. By
the way, I love the upside down lamp you've got
back there.

Speaker 3 (39:18):
I like the art of having an art like a
frame with nothing in it.

Speaker 1 (39:22):
That's great. I love the very very she uh. Tonight
we are invited to the Captain's dinner. That visiting at
the Captain's table.

Speaker 3 (39:33):
Oh, I hope it's Captain Lee. I love that show.

Speaker 4 (39:37):
I'm pruning in here, so you know what, let's go
meet captain let's captain. Cut to the captain's dinner.

Speaker 1 (39:44):
Oh captain, welcome, you're expecting a man. I got you.
I got you. I'm sorry. I know I just didn't.
I wasn't lady. It's always been lady kept.

Speaker 3 (39:56):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
I didn't know little sex.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
Sorry, Joel je visected me. Your last name is Joel
key Weisman.

Speaker 1 (40:06):
I wish we were a sissler. I wish we Okay,
thank you so much. How long have you how long
have you been allowed to do this the captain of
a ship?

Speaker 5 (40:20):
A long time, A long long time since since, not
like the nineteen seventies or something like. Its kind of
was never really a big sexism thing there with.

Speaker 1 (40:30):
Well, that's good.

Speaker 5 (40:30):
I don't want anyone to be sexist. But so what
seems like you know who else is doing it? You
are Also, it's an all female crew here.

Speaker 3 (40:37):
I have to be honest.

Speaker 1 (40:38):
It's weird, not kidding. I'm pretty stunned by your reaction.

Speaker 5 (40:41):
I like it.

Speaker 1 (40:43):
You know, we're very busy. Do you know how you
know someone's cool when they say I have a daughter.
So I know, okay, I do have it.

Speaker 3 (40:51):
She doesn't speak to me sexist, say it was a
weird but for you to wear a full captain's hat
to dinner with the captain when I'm.

Speaker 1 (40:58):
Gonna be a funny joke and you.

Speaker 3 (41:00):
Get fullipulous on your Disney shirt.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
So they just let you clown around here in pants or.

Speaker 5 (41:06):
They do, yeah, they do. I mean I I consider
myself my own boss. I basically run everything here and
one little piece of advice.

Speaker 3 (41:12):
And I always say this when I did Mary Kate,
Mary Boss.

Speaker 1 (41:17):
Have you had some of the peanut colatta?

Speaker 3 (41:21):
Let's just get really drunk.

Speaker 5 (41:23):
Okay, okay, I think, well, I think maybe this part
is going to be over for me because if you're
going to be getting drunk.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
No no, no, no, no no no, it's not you
can have If you can have five ten, I can.
I can actually want to tell you.

Speaker 5 (41:34):
I want to give you a little piece of advice,
little perspective on how I look at think it better
than me. I guess when you see the Great Wall
of China, there really isn't much that will ever compare.

Speaker 4 (41:46):
That's just what I think about. It's kind of like
it's like a witticism. Well, they take a cruise ship
right up to the Great Wall.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
That's what I wanted. I think it's where it is is.
Mostly I could be why would anyone go?

Speaker 3 (42:00):
Would anyone goes? There's no water?

Speaker 1 (42:02):
Yeah? These are great questions. These are really valiate, not
a captain question.

Speaker 3 (42:05):
Would do you even leave this Tampa cove? Aial?

Speaker 1 (42:08):
I stay up here. I like to be in my
little situation.

Speaker 3 (42:11):
I mean, like, why don't we take this boat anywhere?

Speaker 1 (42:13):
The boat she's not allowed to have to you know,
at a certain point, I am. Are you sure I'm
a certified captain of this vessel?

Speaker 3 (42:20):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (42:20):
Okay, okay, yeah, I didn't know what they let you
when you know, I'm.

Speaker 3 (42:24):
Surprised because women don't have to work for anything in life.
They can just get by one hundred percent on looks
and look at you achieving?

Speaker 1 (42:30):
Thank you, thank you very much? Is this sexist? I
want to eat your pancake batter Jesus? Okay, I think that.
I think I need you guys to leave. Thank you
so much.

Speaker 3 (42:41):
Will you walk me to the lido deck?

Speaker 1 (42:43):
Yeah? Of course. Oh it's so beautiful. I hope you
really enjoy yourself. You want to know, I'm the captain
of this ship and I'm still doing that.

Speaker 5 (42:49):
But you're no I am No, here's a hundred Damn,
I don't want your hundred dollars and I want you okay,
you know, go get a yeah, so.

Speaker 3 (42:59):
Lux a daughter who wants with the leader? Gadgs. I
do have a daughter, and she's your asshole.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
That's not her name, that's her nickname.

Speaker 3 (43:11):
Nickname is so called.

Speaker 1 (43:12):
Yeah, her real name.

Speaker 3 (43:13):
That's my nickname in college.

Speaker 1 (43:14):
Her real name is elephant. Hey, it's issues again. I
just have a conversation with my friend over here. What's
wrong with you? I just I was just conversation with
my buddy. Wrong, This is a regular way to talk.
A fine, I'm just talking.

Speaker 5 (43:31):
I know the rope is open, the person we're talking
to understanding we're having an argument.

Speaker 1 (43:37):
There's no way you want he could take this serious.
I want you awigh in on a little argument I'm
having with my buddy. Would you mind? Okay? Okay.

Speaker 5 (43:45):
I don't think that people are fully formed until they're
twenty five, which is why I don't vote yet.

Speaker 4 (43:51):
I thought it was peculiar that a young person would
be on this cruise. You're not retired, you're no.

Speaker 5 (43:57):
My mom a retired saying, but I can't understand one
of that have you ever been to like anyway I
approach Chicago?

Speaker 3 (44:04):
Is that what it is?

Speaker 1 (44:05):
Is it the accent?

Speaker 5 (44:06):
You just look?

Speaker 1 (44:07):
Just wait, you can't see the ocean from I know,
but then the great lady still can say the same.

Speaker 3 (44:15):
Landlock, what are you doing?

Speaker 1 (44:16):
What are you doing so young on this group?

Speaker 3 (44:17):
My mom?

Speaker 1 (44:20):
Open is your mother was hired to do what she was?
My mom retired? My mom.

Speaker 5 (44:26):
This is the saddest thing I've ever heard. Where my
mom is that she's a judge. Her name is judge Edo,
no relation, no relation to the a.

Speaker 3 (44:34):
OJ You're her biggest disappointment.

Speaker 1 (44:36):
No, my mom is best friend. Thank you, thank you.

Speaker 3 (44:41):
Where's mama?

Speaker 1 (44:42):
Where's my mom is? Over there? She's sonning.

Speaker 4 (44:44):
Let me get let me get this straight. Let me
get this straight. And that's my message to l g
B t Q plus people. Let me get this straight.
Who okay, you know, have to guess which side of
the eye line line?

Speaker 3 (44:56):
Yeah, like not on the side of my hair.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
I am I flow the opposite direction of that had
a hair. I can tell you that. Listen, let me
get this straight.

Speaker 4 (45:08):
Yeah, you go, you know, you go tell that to
all your friends who hate this country, who don't want
anything is what.

Speaker 1 (45:14):
You want me to say? Let me get this straight. Yeah, okay,
send that message to Okay, Well, let me tell you.

Speaker 5 (45:20):
I'm really trying to build my podcast audience, so maybe
maybe I can lead with that.

Speaker 1 (45:26):
Yeah, you know the army hunk. You know what, Catchy
what said?

Speaker 3 (45:33):
What do you think I did?

Speaker 1 (45:35):
Hunk? And I thought, if you're not talking about me,
there's no other hunks in this rock.

Speaker 3 (45:38):
I'm going to get a Tasmanian double tattoo because Testy
fucking ship up.

Speaker 1 (45:43):
Okay, I don't know anything. You know what? Now you're
talking like a youngster. Do you know who tas Is?
Is that your role model?

Speaker 3 (45:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (45:50):
I don't know who taz is? Is that your is
your Let me guess is your role model? Is your
I don't want to piss you off, man, but my
role model is my mom? Is your mama? Mama? Judge ito? Oh,
let me guess. Let me guess your mom? She must
be exactly? Is your role model? Daisy Duck is your
role model? No problem? Get some shoes that fit daisyded?

(46:11):
Oh my god, man, like what sorry? I got I
got a little listen.

Speaker 3 (46:16):
I gotta be honest.

Speaker 1 (46:17):
I gotta take my pill.

Speaker 3 (46:18):
I've got, I got bad taste of man, I got
a broken picker. But when I saw you screaming at that.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
Young yeah, got you turned on, got a little hot.

Speaker 3 (46:25):
It was like, oh, he knows how to put it?

Speaker 1 (46:28):
And where are you from again? I'm from Chicago, Toby.
I can't understand. I don't understand a word.

Speaker 3 (46:34):
Of it, Tobyo, Can I just say I've never been
more aroused likes Donovan? Would you like to come to
my cabin and can I hop.

Speaker 1 (46:41):
On that pole?

Speaker 4 (46:42):
I'm happy for you to come up with my pole
in the There's one rule, though, There's something you gotta
get used to about me. I'm a very idiosyncratic person.
I stand on my head ten minutes every morning a
net blueberries. That's why I look so young. You're either
in or you're out.

Speaker 3 (46:53):
Guess what I'm gonna hop on pop hop?

Speaker 1 (46:56):
On pop wow. It looks like you guys are not
going to be needing it to go box. Oh Kirk,
there you are.

Speaker 3 (47:02):
Well, if you don't want to fuck me, do you
at least want to go swimming sometime?

Speaker 1 (47:05):
Who said I didn't want to fuck you?

Speaker 3 (47:07):
I could just tell you didn't even try.

Speaker 1 (47:11):
You are the worst and I love you for it.

Speaker 3 (47:15):
Oh my god, let's go get married.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
Don't take the marbles out of your mouth.

Speaker 3 (47:30):
Okay, how do you think that date went?

Speaker 5 (47:32):
I think it was really like aspirational, like it was.
It was sloppy in the way that you want a
good date to be.

Speaker 3 (47:39):
What was the most shocking line that you had? Are
you shocked by the real lifelines that people have said
to them?

Speaker 5 (47:44):
It gives so much soul to the entire game, Like,
because each new thing I hear, my instant thought is like,
that's such a random thing, and then I'll go like
a person said that that's on a date.

Speaker 3 (47:55):
And sometimes sweet listeners had it said to.

Speaker 1 (47:58):
This, it's totally insane.

Speaker 4 (47:59):
I did want to add the wrinkle that our dear
friend Sam Pancake is the one who submitted someone saying
I want to eat your pancake batter.

Speaker 1 (48:06):
It was just really horrifying. Yeah, it is much worse
because that's his last.

Speaker 3 (48:10):
Yet it's actually and he's going to come to the
podcast and we can ask him what that was and
he said that he that they made out and the.

Speaker 5 (48:17):
Other two that killed me are I was horrifying to
think any of these lead to like making out or sex.

Speaker 1 (48:22):
Can you imagine?

Speaker 4 (48:23):
My other two favorites were hop on pop It was horrifying.
And also someone asking someone by the way, who was
not into Disney. According to what they sent me, they
were asked, what's your favorite Disney?

Speaker 3 (48:35):
Like?

Speaker 1 (48:36):
What do you say?

Speaker 3 (48:37):
I would not even know either I regularly drive drunk
and or most pedestrian part of town for fun is why?

Speaker 1 (48:43):
Yeah, that's really like you. You leave that date and
you report that absolutely.

Speaker 3 (48:47):
I just need you to know that my parents will
never accept you because you're not Muslim. Neither am I.
They won't talk to me anymore either. As also wild
out of context into wild wild.

Speaker 5 (48:55):
I can also really see the guy who would say
my thirtieth birthday present to myself was like to sec
to me, I'm like, I kind of have met.

Speaker 3 (49:01):
That clearly, doctor man, what did you think was wild?

Speaker 5 (49:06):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (49:06):
Man? Guess what your phone says? Yeah? Right, everyone got high?
Just now wait wait the podcast audience thing to not expect.

Speaker 4 (49:19):
Try to build my podcast audience all right now, Mike,
I want to say this, We've had a stroke of
luck recently.

Speaker 1 (49:24):
Yeah wait, wait, one last thing about those does I
want to say? Sorry? I have such a tendency to interrupt.

Speaker 5 (49:28):
But I was going to say, I've basically never been
on a date with someone I didn't I wasn't already
friends with right, right, and so it's it's.

Speaker 1 (49:36):
It's kind of shits, very lucky.

Speaker 5 (49:38):
Yeah, I'm always like, thank god I never had to Well.
I also I think I I present really poorly. If
you don't know me at all, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
Exhausting, if you probably just getting to know me, you know, yeah, yeah,
it's yeah, it's that's the way to do it.

Speaker 3 (49:54):
It's weird, Like, you know, I was married. I was
in a relationship for me, like basically my entire alt life,
and like coming out of it, then you know, I
got divorced during COVID, So then coming out, I thought
I was gonna be married forever. Coming out, I had
it been on a first date since texting was invented.

(50:15):
It was like then much like the apps. It was
just like and we'd all been locked at our houses
for two years.

Speaker 1 (50:21):
It was wild with a total stranger.

Speaker 3 (50:24):
Yeah, I had tacos with a total stranger. But I
will say, like I had good friends who were like
art and just going that liked dating and they were
like go on the apps and just treat it like
learning a sport. So they're like, just go on a
bunch of dates and so so it's mine too, but
they were like, it's also coming out of COVID, where
they're like, okay, get your outfits, figure out how to

(50:46):
talk without like trauma bonding, Like where do you like
to go?

Speaker 1 (50:49):
What do you like do?

Speaker 3 (50:50):
Just go on a bunch what doesn't feel personal, so
that when you actually meet someone who jangles your chemicals,
you've had the practice like that.

Speaker 1 (50:57):
Even though sounds a little dirty, it does sound a
little dirty. Dress.

Speaker 3 (51:00):
Yes, this is our peanut butter.

Speaker 1 (51:03):
That's how I describe being bipolar. My chemicals are all yeah,
there you go.

Speaker 3 (51:07):
So Brian and I are trying to become, as you know,
lifestyle influencers cooking, cooking and baking stars.

Speaker 1 (51:13):
What is happening?

Speaker 4 (51:13):
Yes, this recently and I kid you not. Jenny Jones,
former talk show host, has a cooking channel now on YouTube.

Speaker 1 (51:20):
Check it out.

Speaker 3 (51:20):
You're gonna get We're gonna make you a cake, a
peanut butter pumpkin cake and a best person ever. And
I have to say your bride Laren Loppkus fucking hated it.

Speaker 1 (51:30):
Yeah, she did hate it.

Speaker 5 (51:31):
It was and she hated it before I saw the footage,
so she reported that she hated.

Speaker 3 (51:35):
It, hated it.

Speaker 1 (51:37):
She really did not care about.

Speaker 3 (51:38):
This is a person who likes herself. And as we
said to Garett, she had two parents who loved her. Yes,
so I feel like a person who likes themselves might
not like that. No.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
No, she had like a good, healthy child, one.

Speaker 3 (51:49):
Parent who kind of makes you feel like shit.

Speaker 1 (51:51):
Yes, and I had that. I had that. Yeah, yeah,
you're helping your damage. Enough love this.

Speaker 5 (51:57):
Oh and I came in here needing to please, and
I brought you cinnamon each episode I've I've thought, I
think it's gonna I think it's gonna.

Speaker 3 (52:06):
Do you like a little do you like a little chocolate?

Speaker 1 (52:08):
I want you to make it the best possible thing
that you can make.

Speaker 3 (52:14):
Even if I would eat it, we eat an egg white.

Speaker 1 (52:18):
I want you to make the best possible version of
this baking because I got schooled on my making.

Speaker 3 (52:25):
I'm going to the bakery, but.

Speaker 4 (52:26):
She's going to the bakery. But put on your hair
and at this much the first time you used this
much podcast? All right, so I can do this at
home okay, exactly.

Speaker 1 (52:35):
Yeah, take note. Do you have cat now you're a vegetarian?

Speaker 4 (52:42):
Yes, A lot of people I'm not saying just you,
at people of any however, they eat have rules about
what they will alone need.

Speaker 1 (52:48):
Do you have carve outs or rules?

Speaker 5 (52:52):
You know. I became aarian when I was a teenager,
and so it's been so long that it's kind of
like I'm not a food in any way. I basically
don't really care about you, and I really don't care
about sweets.

Speaker 3 (53:06):
So I like yourself. But one thing I share with you, guys,
Jerk Season.

Speaker 1 (53:11):
We're putting Jerk Season, and believe me, it's worth it.
I am here to trust you. I'm serious. Though it
does the trick. I'm enthused about this, but I love
the peanut butter just like you. Guys.

Speaker 5 (53:24):
This is this is a baking show's pounding the totally
expired ingredients just to you.

Speaker 1 (53:32):
Got that's part of the recipe. Oh that's too much,
that's too much.

Speaker 5 (53:35):
Arden.

Speaker 1 (53:36):
I will say this about you, Arden, I will say
this heavy.

Speaker 4 (53:39):
The second something is we taste something and it's good,
Arden is like, which means we need to triple it.

Speaker 1 (53:46):
We start out once and the next time. It's like
ten eggs. It just gets much.

Speaker 3 (53:54):
Bigger once I get my I mean, you're right, You're
right you.

Speaker 4 (54:01):
I will say this, as much as I criticize her
arden on the show, has become a much better baker
than I have. Yeah, well she said it before we
started recording. Basically, I don't want to hear their credit.

Speaker 1 (54:15):
Something. We like to ask everyone who comes on the show,
what is your morning routine? Actually I know this about you. Actually,
I'm more interested in your self care routine.

Speaker 3 (54:25):
Keep yourself mentally healthy, because I know that you.

Speaker 4 (54:27):
I don't know if this is the case anymore now
you have a child, but I know that you used
to keep used to be sort of an insomniac, right, I.

Speaker 5 (54:32):
Mean I still am, yeah, yes, but it definitely has
changed with having a child. Yeah, But I mean my
my daily routine is basically pure chaos. It's just completely
different every day. Yeah, and it's just pure chaos. And
I would say I don't do anything to keep myself
mentally right. I feel like I'm insane all day.

Speaker 4 (54:52):
Do you know what it translates this I'm not going
to say that well yeah, oh yeah, sure, sure, that's
what I was going to say. But also it's sort
of one of those things where it's like a miracle
that like because I'm the same way I can be
very chaotic, that.

Speaker 1 (55:05):
We've found something good to do with it. Yes, you know,
And also I feel like that's well, our job allows
us to be chaotic.

Speaker 5 (55:12):
That's true where I'm like, I'm really good when I'm
great at having a schedule when I have a job,
and when I don't have a job, then.

Speaker 4 (55:18):
I it's just it flies on the wall. But I
got to say, you are so funny on Twitter and Instagram.

Speaker 1 (55:24):
Oh thank you. How honest you are when you're going
through those periods. Oh, I appreciate that.

Speaker 4 (55:27):
It's I mean, and then other things too, But like
I feel like that's a form of self care, Like
you're not hiding anything.

Speaker 1 (55:32):
Oh yeah, no, no, that's true. I'm making it sound
like you're out of your mind. Yeah it's not true.

Speaker 5 (55:36):
I mean, I have like really pretty intense depression like
for my whole life, and so it's kind of just
the baseline at this point in my life, and it's
totally what just how I feel.

Speaker 3 (55:47):
I fought depression for a long time and I someone's
still like last last week, I was like, I think
I'm a little grete depressed, and I like it's weird.
It is I think partially maybe chemistry, partially upbringing.

Speaker 1 (55:59):
So it's like, oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (56:00):
For me, it's been like, Okay, I feel better when
I don't That's why I do Stevie. I feel better
when I eat sugar and flour. I actually chemically get depressed.

Speaker 1 (56:06):
Yes, yeah, Like it's good to not drink, like I
try to not drink, and all the things that.

Speaker 3 (56:11):
Make you a little vitamin D even walk you're playing tennis.
It's like there's certain things waiting with people, like socializing
gets yeah, and chess.

Speaker 1 (56:18):
Is a big thing of that.

Speaker 5 (56:19):
For me, it's like I have like a big chest
community and all my chest friends and that's all very nice.

Speaker 1 (56:24):
I can't wait, I can.

Speaker 4 (56:25):
This is how I know I belong on that retirement
ship because literally the thing that I love doing so
much at the end of a day is a crossword puzzle.

Speaker 1 (56:34):
Oh nice. Oh yeah, no, that's great. I love that.
I'm obsessed with puzzles of all kinds.

Speaker 4 (56:38):
And I go right to that New York Times archive.
Oh yeah, I'm I'm on twenty twenty one, right.

Speaker 3 (56:43):
Now, oh, not print it out or do you do
it online?

Speaker 1 (56:46):
No, I just do it online. You could.

Speaker 4 (56:47):
But sometimes what I'll do this is fun. This is
a celebrity tip. I love it, and I want everyone
to perk up their ears. Yeah, what you can do, tell.

Speaker 3 (56:56):
Your clients do I'll tell your clients.

Speaker 1 (56:58):
I cops all my clients. Should we all close our eyes?
You can if you want. But what I'm going to
tell you is this, you need to get a smartphone.

Speaker 3 (57:05):
Okay, first of all, I've never heard of that.

Speaker 1 (57:07):
First of all.

Speaker 4 (57:08):
Second of all, Macapple has a thing now, okay, Macapple
has a thing now called bounce it up there or airplay. No,
but a screen share screen mirror. Yes, so this is
you're gonna laugh your pants off. So what I'll sometimes
do is I'll take my crossword puzzle on my smartphone.

Speaker 1 (57:32):
Do whatever you guys said it was, Yeah, you screen mirror,
you throw it to the TV exactly. I bounce it
off the walls and I do. This is You're gonna
die laugh. I do the crossword.

Speaker 3 (57:44):
I do.

Speaker 1 (57:44):
You're gonna you're not gonna believe that I do the crossword.
I have it on my TV.

Speaker 3 (57:49):
You're crazy. And I dying on my.

Speaker 1 (57:52):
Sofa, and I have the soundtrack from Memorisification. Of course,
I take my blanket that really I just ordered because
of its hideousness. Uglies. It's so ugly, you can't even
imagine it. But I got it from ll ow Glean
and I glean the knockoff. I cozy up and I

(58:12):
do the crossword. I can't believe you guys are laughing
and I do the crossbard. Can you imagine? I can't
wait till yeah, and I do the crossword. It's amazing, amazing. Yeah, yeah,
so that's what I do for self, laugh out loud.

Speaker 3 (58:25):
I was afraid to put too much chocolate with the cinnamon.

Speaker 5 (58:28):
All right, Why don't we have to wait? You always
tell the guests to wait because it gets too hot. Well, I.

Speaker 1 (58:36):
Do love that portmanteau.

Speaker 3 (58:38):
How them?

Speaker 1 (58:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (58:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (58:42):
And how does that? How does it taste with the
jerk chicken?

Speaker 3 (58:44):
Good? I didn't put that was mostly cinnamon too much
with cinnamon?

Speaker 1 (58:47):
Oh, I love it. That's good, Actually really like it.
It basically just taste like peanut butter. It tastes like
peanut butter, and it does cinnamon. This is like I
love peebe fish cinnamon is an elevation.

Speaker 4 (59:00):
One's always trying to find a way to eat a
classic breakfast peanut butter. This is the way I'm telling you. Yeah,
you look no more, kay, Mike. Ranking on a scale
of zero to ten.

Speaker 5 (59:09):
Honestly, I actually, if you don't mind, I want to
rake it on a scale of zero to one hundred.

Speaker 1 (59:14):
Okay, I'm gonna give it a one hundred.

Speaker 4 (59:17):
Yeah, yeah, that's just what it is. No, Ardent, I
have to say you are officially the resident chef. No,
this is amazing you are.

Speaker 1 (59:24):
That was great. This is really good the cinnamon.

Speaker 4 (59:26):
Really you are. Bethony Frankel. Absolutely, this could be on
The Great British Bakeoff.

Speaker 1 (59:32):
Well, you wouldn't win, you wouldn't win. Hold on, this
is on it. It's in the first episode. She goes
home this. Yeah, yeah, yes, exactly. You know what, You're
gonna laugh your pants off. I just had You're gonna
laugh your pants off. You're gonna laugh your pants off.
I'm gonna make this while I take my smartphone. You're

(59:54):
dripping another one. That's because I'm so wet thinking about hard.
I'm rock hard because it's gonna be hysterical, and I
can't believe you're not laughing.

Speaker 3 (01:00:05):
What.

Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
I'm gonna take my smartphone. I'm gonna take my smartphone.
I'm gonna bounce. This is my audience. Thank you, Anna.
I just want to make sure yeah as well, Mike Castle,
move on to thank you bottom.

Speaker 5 (01:00:21):
I only I only like to hear my name if
someone's a little bit my cashle is that okay?

Speaker 4 (01:00:32):
Thank you so much for turning the ship around, for
showing us that what we had before Arden was not
a fluke.

Speaker 1 (01:00:41):
Thank you. Yes, I knew it. This is now a pattern.
I really do love peebe Fit. You guys gotta get sponsored.
It's it's legit. I've had you even before.

Speaker 5 (01:00:49):
Yeah, my I literally I saw a nutritionist and she
recommended I put it insta.

Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
I am did you like seeing the nutritionists? That sounds
kind of nice. It was nice, but I'm a bad student. Yeah,
guess there's a home.

Speaker 3 (01:01:01):
Here's what I did. Tell us, Okay, so I did
half of this much peanut pumpkin.

Speaker 1 (01:01:07):
Half of what you're seeing.

Speaker 3 (01:01:09):
It feels like, yeah, so that I did three pregnice
scoops of pebe fast over.

Speaker 1 (01:01:17):
They were overflowing, they were overflowing.

Speaker 3 (01:01:18):
Got three fat scoops. Then I use us.

Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
Which one did you pick?

Speaker 3 (01:01:22):
Splash of the I'm blind?

Speaker 1 (01:01:24):
What does that say about a Gascar?

Speaker 3 (01:01:26):
The mad Gascar Vanila? Just a pinch of cocoa powder,
a pitch. I expired to make sure that you have.

Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
To bang on the table five times to get it over.

Speaker 3 (01:01:38):
One egg white three, Oh you did do the egg
white three. Three Truvias and a lot of cinema.

Speaker 1 (01:01:46):
I was gonna say, someone say too much cinnamon, but
they would this is a too much. This is what
I do. This is what I do.

Speaker 4 (01:01:52):
I look at art and make it and I'm like,
there's absolutely no way that's going to be good, and
then it's delicious.

Speaker 3 (01:01:56):
I was thinking, well, well, calls organized chaos.

Speaker 1 (01:02:01):
I see that Mike's very organized. Yeah, she is very organized.
Before we get to this, I should record him saying
that reviews.

Speaker 3 (01:02:10):
Here are some cool reviews we got. It really helps
the podcast if you like and review it on Apple Podcasts.
We're just getting up and up and up, and the
numbers and it's thrilling the response.

Speaker 1 (01:02:20):
Yes, please please do it cos nothing to do it.

Speaker 3 (01:02:23):
You tell all of your clients to I tell.

Speaker 4 (01:02:25):
All of my clients listen The first thing you need
to do is buy peanut butter and stick an egg,
and the second that you need to do is read
and write reviews for no autographs please, Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:02:34):
Speaking of five Stars Hilarious from Dove Love, Arden and Brian.
They play so well off their guests, and they've also
converted me to powdered peanut butter.

Speaker 1 (01:02:43):
I can't see I love a convert. I have to
be honest with you. Uh my new favorite podcast. We've
got a few of these.

Speaker 4 (01:02:50):
This hilarious podcast is right now at the top of
my list, along with Will You Accept the Love? Arden
and Brian a great guest so far. Also love the
fabulous production team, so do we love the fabulous Anna
and the fabulous Katie.

Speaker 3 (01:03:02):
You're Guards the Dead Guards five Stars from Hillary PC
so funny. I was hooked on this podcast after one episode.
It is laugh out loud, hilarious and overall just joyful
to listen to.

Speaker 1 (01:03:14):
Highly recommend Henry Roche. I love that last name.

Speaker 4 (01:03:18):
When Worlds Collide five Stars are and Brain have been
two my favorite podcasters for years. When I heard they
were going to collaborate, I was so excited and they
have delivered. I have to say, it's been true genius
and magic.

Speaker 3 (01:03:28):
It's been such a joy and this is our final
one that makes me so happy. Five stars ten out
of ten. Never stop chewing from Cheershields. I actually enjoy
the mic.

Speaker 1 (01:03:37):
Chewing sounds yellow, never je I gotta tell you my
kind of people too.

Speaker 4 (01:03:43):
I gotta say I feel seen. I feel so seen.
Don't forget. Go to Apple Podcasts, leave a review and
rate us.

Speaker 3 (01:03:49):
And we also appreciate the people who sent in their lives,
these people who send in their lines for so I'm
so sorry that these were said to you. And if
you want to also submit yours, you can do naps
pod one at gmail dot com and follow.

Speaker 1 (01:04:01):
Us on Instagram at napspod.

Speaker 3 (01:04:03):
This week we have Beca French Disco, Crisco, Robin Kern
r A, Kylie Creech, Fake Some McGee, Jessica, Leith Leech Too.

Speaker 1 (01:04:14):
And Nina Thank you. Also to enjoy Marcus The Red Siege,
sand In W. Spalding, Hello, Hi, Tommy, Adam Caitlin, Nicole,
Carrie Berry, Full of Wine, John Brennan, Schmidt, The Fan,
The gwal Lisha Brooks, Mattie Heron, Genevieve Engelson, who We
Love Mother Undercover, Jay Roberts Dot ninety three, The Travis Horn,
We Love Sampancake and Warpaul's Word. We love you too,

(01:04:37):
Mike Castle, thank you so much for being here. Yes,
it was an absolute honor. I forget your handles. I
actually deleted Twitter the other day.

Speaker 5 (01:04:46):
I'm this quest I had like stopped using it last
July and it was like before all the Elon Musk stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:04:52):
Yeah, but I just left it there because I was like,
I like my tweets. They're funny, they are fine, and
your Instagram is hilarious too. Thanks Mike Castle on there
on Instagram, on bike bike Test.

Speaker 4 (01:05:02):
Castle, watch his curb. Just go on as IMDb and
watch here. He's a fabulous actor.

Speaker 3 (01:05:06):
And Larisa, will you go home and tell Lauren that
you're our new favorite because you liked our Oh.

Speaker 5 (01:05:12):
You know, I'm planning to weaponize any way that we
can drive a wedge to your situation.

Speaker 1 (01:05:16):
I know what you want. I know what you want.

Speaker 3 (01:05:17):
Yeah, and my friendship with Laura, our friendship with Lauren,
we want to triangular her because she didn't like it.

Speaker 1 (01:05:23):
No, no, no, And yeah, you guys have to let
me just take a picture, you guys real quick.

Speaker 3 (01:05:26):
I'm sorry Katya off.

Speaker 4 (01:05:28):
Tell her, by the way, don't tell her tell her
about the joke I made about the crossword.

Speaker 1 (01:05:33):
I don't want her to laugh. I don't want to
last you're probably gonna want to tell her that when
you're that's true. You're right with the lunch.

Speaker 3 (01:05:39):
Do you think that she would have loved this or
did she love too much?

Speaker 1 (01:05:43):
We just I don't think that she loves peanut butter
like we do my castle. I think that's the key thing.
Thank you for everything, yes and more.

Speaker 3 (01:05:52):
Until next.

Speaker 1 (01:05:53):
That's our classic. Thank you, Thank you so much. Please?
Who are you wearing?

Speaker 2 (01:06:05):
Will there be pressed to al Fabia?

Speaker 3 (01:06:09):
Sheney, yeah, gotchall didn't and Brian, I hear it.

Speaker 2 (01:06:14):
Least there'd be a mess. And they've got lots of podocast.
But honey, no, no, no, no, honor grass peace. We
live in the clamor lifel like celebrities and sharing other
favorite Pemi recipes.

Speaker 1 (01:06:31):
But honey, no, no, no, no autographs. I got