"The Boxcar Children!" w/ Nicole Byer

Glamorous Comedy SUPERSTAR Nicole Byer (Nailed it! Grand Crew) joins Arden and Bryan to chat ANGRY ELEPHANTS!  VIN DIESEL!  and TAKING MONEY FROM YOUR SIBLINGS!  Are you ready to fall in love with a man named Birdy who stole the Declaration of Independence for the purposes of laminating it? Well LOOK NO FURTHER than THIS MADNESS!  Can these two orphan racoons/ aspiring bakers win over the host of Nailed It! with their infamous PBfit Peanut Butter Mug Cake??? TUNE IN TO FIND OUT!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
No, who are you wearing?

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Will there be pressed to Alan Fabias?

Speaker 3 (00:09):
She Honey, yeah I didn't.

Speaker 4 (00:11):
And Bryan, I hear it.

Speaker 5 (00:14):
Last there'd be this, and they've got lots of podcast
but honey, no, no, no, no, honor grass pees. We
live in the glamor lifel like celebrities and sharing our
favorite baby recipes. But honey, no, no, no, no autographs,

(00:40):
no autograph, their autograph.

Speaker 4 (00:44):
Hello, welcome to another episode of no Autographs.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Please you are and welcome to you?

Speaker 4 (00:49):
Did you wear your bathing srough today? Are you your
baby practically dead?

Speaker 1 (00:52):
It is my panty shorts and I can't My legs
are just bursting out of things like wait, do.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
You normally walk around? Am I allowed to talk?

Speaker 4 (01:01):
Guys? She's a comedian, she's a podcast as nailed It.
She's on Grand Cruise. She's the host of Why Won't
You Davey, She's she's the cost of best Friends.

Speaker 6 (01:13):
New Commerce, Who's new Commerce, new newcomers, new.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
New Commerce, new comm is finance.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
It was replacing e commerce.

Speaker 4 (01:27):
New Commerce Doctor Banana and her lover Zacher here.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
What were you going to say?

Speaker 4 (01:35):
What are we going to say about? Well?

Speaker 6 (01:37):
The theme song one sounds just like it's very wild.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
Do you listen to RuPaul?

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Of course RuPaul is a.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
Fabulous happy birthday song that is unhinged. All that is
is happy birthday?

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Do you I feel like Paul is really anything but underrated,
Like I think finally the world's catching up to his
brilliance his music. However, I still think he's a little underrated.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
It's so good it is because it's just silly and.

Speaker 4 (02:03):
Fun happy birthday. Say it seems warm, It's just happy,
big bird. That's my kind of music.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
If I ran a daycare, yes, I would play those songs.

Speaker 4 (02:19):
If I would have everybody dressed up like a power
player and like very big shoulder pad suits, I would
just like teach It should be.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
The book they actually publish of oj if I ran
a daycare.

Speaker 4 (02:33):
If I did, it is the best title.

Speaker 6 (02:34):
I've ever I like the idea of children in power
suit power suits, big shoulder pads teach them to like
own space. I think it's actually a very good idea.

Speaker 4 (02:44):
You know what I do to and particularly like I
feel like if I had been a little gal doing that,
like I feel like my brother they werelways like, well
he'll do busy. Brian's brother. Still every time he leaves,
he's one year older.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
He doesn't believe in anything that happens in the city.
He doesn't think anyone does anything, even he has a.

Speaker 4 (03:03):
Job or a career. Every time he's one year older
than him. He lives in Houston Stall.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
He's a lawyer. He's We've lived very different lives. He's lovely,
but every time I see him, he's like. When I leave,
he gives me a one hundred dollars bill and he says,
I know you can't be making any money. That's what
he says to me, even though I make about the
same time.

Speaker 6 (03:22):
I'm so sorry. I think you are buying with a
hundred duelers and angel. You know.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
I used to not take it, and then I started
to take it.

Speaker 6 (03:33):
I would be like, actually, can I have more? Yeah, Like,
if you're giving, I could actually use five hundred.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
He asked me. If I had a computer, let's take
this money. I should. I don't know what I'm doing.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
I don't have a car.

Speaker 6 (03:52):
I want you to Gelson's. You're ranking for avocados.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
I do live in a condo. It'd be nice to
Upgreade to a house.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
I have one sister and I'm really thinking about.

Speaker 4 (04:05):
Who who would give one hundred dollars?

Speaker 6 (04:07):
Well, it shifted because she used to pay the phone
bill and like ck me out and now I so
I would be the one to give a hundred, but
I wouldn't just out of nowhere move.

Speaker 4 (04:19):
That's that's a no autographs, please move.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
It is giving some one hundred dollars when they don't
need it. Let me be.

Speaker 4 (04:26):
Everything.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
I'm going to say. I'm going to say, Nicole and Arden,
the are going out after we would love to go
to the chateau.

Speaker 4 (04:35):
Yeah, that's fun.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
We don't want to pay no, And he would be like,
no problem. I don't know that he would, but in
my heart he would. You know why he would because
if I sounded desperate enough. Also, he doesn't return my
calls or text so I bet hed feel guilty.

Speaker 4 (04:46):
Here's why he would do it.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
He would very close.

Speaker 4 (04:49):
He would do it. He would do it so he
feel like you want. He would do it to win.
He would do it to have pity on you in
a fun way.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
You're right, would you know what?

Speaker 4 (04:58):
Though?

Speaker 3 (04:59):
I really think you should start taking his money.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
Last couple of times I did, and I was like,
thank you. I could really use some walking around money.

Speaker 4 (05:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
Wait, does he ask you about your life?

Speaker 1 (05:09):
Well, yes, Like for instance, he'll say something like like
whether it's like for instance, when the strike was looming,
he was sort of like, is there like anything you
have to do? And I was like, there was one
thing I just had to turn in on time and
blah blah blah, but it's fine, and he's like, okay,
but like we didn't have to do anything, and I
was like, no, I like had to wrap that up
because right, but that doesn't actually mean anything.

Speaker 4 (05:26):
Right, I can't.

Speaker 6 (05:26):
The correct answer is I was working on something, but
I'll be.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
Out of work for a real long time. Yeah, I
don't know if I'm gonna make ends meet.

Speaker 4 (05:35):
If I wish I had I wish I had a computer,
I wish I wish I had a house.

Speaker 6 (05:43):
Right, guy, I say, we as people are too proud,
and what's the point.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
No, there is. I'm learning there's no point to take
things from people, even fine being pitiful.

Speaker 4 (05:52):
I was lost with my brother over the holidays. We
were out for dinner. It wasn't just assumed that he
was taking us out, but when the bill came, I
found myself screaming at my own brother. Thank you Daddy.
I made him Bay, Thank you Daddy. They are Okay,
that's FUCKEDP that's fucked.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
Do you have no autographs please this weekend?

Speaker 4 (06:16):
Now I have too. One of them came to me.
I have two, my first nominee, Nicole and Brian. This
is the first person I actually feel like is not
delusional and for our new listeners, no autographs please. Energy
it's the delusional confidence. I feel like we are very
self deprecating. Sure, we want some of that confidence that
people who act like they're nailing it, but they're not

(06:36):
necessarily nailing it and want some swagger. So this person
I actually feel like is nailing it, has been nailing it,
and it's the only person who does deserve to call
the press on herself.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
Nicole ber N, I have.

Speaker 4 (06:50):
To tell you how much I love Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
Girl Martha Stewart.

Speaker 4 (06:57):
Eighty one going well, sure, they called me, I've got
great hair, great tits. I had three months, I got
a spray tand and then complaining that they made her
put on nine or ten swimsuits. Damne, I had changed
nine or ten times.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
That's what's so great about her.

Speaker 6 (07:10):
Her.

Speaker 4 (07:10):
I love because I think she loved it.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
Probably the oldest sports models'.

Speaker 4 (07:16):
Mom did it in her seventies a couple of years ago.
But she's shed. By the way, Martha looks great, I feel.

Speaker 6 (07:22):
Like she just had a full blown face like did
she absolutely did?

Speaker 3 (07:27):
She didn't see it?

Speaker 1 (07:28):
Really?

Speaker 3 (07:29):
Yeah, it works.

Speaker 6 (07:30):
And I follow this Instagram where they go like deep
and like look at that scar Instagram.

Speaker 4 (07:36):
Because she claims that she never had because right, honestly,
at eighty one, if she.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
Just had it, because that's a.

Speaker 4 (07:48):
Lot if you wait that late to get it, you did.
She looks fucking you know you think she would.

Speaker 3 (07:53):
I think we're doing.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
She's definitely. I just found out a couple of people
who are doing way more than I thought that. Yes,
that are like in our mix, and they don't do
it in l A. They go to some guy in Houston. Yeah,
did you find a bird? Told another bird that told me,
Actually it was only one bird away.

Speaker 4 (08:19):
Things are happening.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
I don't entirely know more than you would think. It's
not like photos and filler. It's like some other stuff too.

Speaker 6 (08:26):
Non invasive facelifts. You can get where they put like
a string.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
And I think maybe they're going and stuff like that.

Speaker 6 (08:33):
And then like there's like things where they like, yeah
they get your jowls up and stuff.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
There's a lot of non invasive.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
Can I be honest with you, it does seem like
a ridiculous thing to do for not Nicole Kidman, right,
but do you know what I mean, like to go
out of town and like shroud yourself and sort of
like you know, I mean maybe some people on like
Southwest Airlines might have seen like the TBS show you
were on. Otherwise, I love it.

Speaker 3 (09:02):
I so love this o zempic Craze. I think it's
very fun.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
It's all we're talking about.

Speaker 3 (09:07):
It's so obvious, right.

Speaker 6 (09:09):
My favorite thing is like you see somebody like two
months ago at an appearance, and you see them two
months later and.

Speaker 3 (09:15):
They're like, can you imagine all this walking didn't?

Speaker 1 (09:18):
Yeah, there's so many names about that.

Speaker 4 (09:21):
They're so mean. Got the met ball alone.

Speaker 6 (09:25):
I was just like it was so wild and I
was like, wow, we're doing.

Speaker 4 (09:30):
We're doing it, and we're all just supposed to. I
need Look.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
I feel like Andy Cohen is the only one asking
them straight up, Like on his show, he'll be like
you and they're like, you did, you can say it,
and they're like, I did, I did, Yeah, I mean.

Speaker 4 (09:42):
I mean, I appreciate that.

Speaker 6 (09:44):
I know.

Speaker 7 (09:44):
The housewives have started admitting it. Queen Margaret, I believe, yes,
Jen Festler did, and Delora said she did it because
she didn't want to be the like the one that's
not the skinniestuff.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
So we did sort of okay until the fact that
you told me it's a diarrhea not I can't handle
that New York.

Speaker 7 (10:07):
On the side of diarrhea nausea, it can also kind
of potentially ruin your liver and kid.

Speaker 4 (10:13):
You're dropping that much weight that fast, and it's you're
not diabetic, but you're shooting.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
Opic.

Speaker 3 (10:22):
There's so many there's there's man, then when gov and.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
There was a new one.

Speaker 4 (10:28):
There's a new one. My friend is on a new one.
She's loving it.

Speaker 3 (10:30):
She's what's the new one?

Speaker 4 (10:32):
I tell you right now, excuse.

Speaker 6 (10:33):
Me, because isn't for diabetics. That's solely for weight, like.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
Entirely for look. But I think it's nearly the same thing.

Speaker 3 (10:43):
He ones semi gluted.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
I don't know, Oh, yes, semi gluten me foreman.

Speaker 4 (10:50):
My friend loved it. Met Foreman pills and and some shot.

Speaker 3 (10:55):
It's it's pills.

Speaker 4 (10:57):
I think it's pills. And this person is also maybe
doing some shots and they're loving it. They're loving it, they.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
Feel great, you know, and then once you stop, it
all comes back.

Speaker 4 (11:06):
Well, we did have a giant.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
Object yourself for the rest of your life.

Speaker 3 (11:12):
Well some diabetics too, but they're not diabetics. Non diabetics.

Speaker 6 (11:18):
I think you have to do some therapy as you
do it, and then maybe retrain the way you eat.

Speaker 3 (11:24):
I don't know anyone's doing that.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
It does seem like the appropriate route, but I haven't
heard of it. Anyway, say.

Speaker 4 (11:35):
Question, so do you just get do you just get
like less hungry? What's the deal? So it's like you're
almost cane. It's like cocaine or.

Speaker 3 (11:46):
Like yeah, but it's not an upper.

Speaker 6 (11:49):
It just makes you feel full and like takes away
your appetite and then gives you a little diary, a
little puttle headache.

Speaker 1 (11:57):
There's always a catch.

Speaker 4 (11:58):
Okay, just a little bit go last year, but I
will say, and Fenn, can we.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
Get a one on one with We were talking about
all the throw.

Speaker 4 (12:13):
It was like a hard thing you're flying.

Speaker 3 (12:15):
It was like literal cocaine.

Speaker 8 (12:17):
It was just like diet pills.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
Is that what it was essentially? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (12:26):
Okay, I have another no autographs please, nominee. And now
I cannot take credit for this this yesterday I did
a podcast.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
You must have loved it.

Speaker 4 (12:39):
I did. I loved it.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
I love I stuck with you.

Speaker 4 (12:42):
I love doing podcasts. Let me just say no. I
did a podcast with Scott Ackerman and Shawn Dickson. I
just I did the one that's like Scott hasn't seen,
where he watches movies that he hasn't seen. It was
really fun, but they were talking up top and I'd
never this is another nominee. I knew about this person's
work late at night covering Beyonce alone in their house.

(13:04):
Have you seen Vin Diesel super hammered alone in his
house singing Beyonce?

Speaker 6 (13:08):
Yes, okay, it's not Beyonce, it's Rihanna.

Speaker 3 (13:12):
Yes, I'm so sorry, God bless.

Speaker 4 (13:14):
He has a new one. There's a new one that
came out last week. He's he's put a vocal on
himself on top of Selena Gomez.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
Okay, wait, this Diesel is a gift.

Speaker 4 (13:28):
Please, here's.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
I kind of like it. It's actually the first time
I found him sexy.

Speaker 3 (13:42):
I have loved him since the first Fast and Furious movie.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
I've said everyone.

Speaker 3 (13:48):
Short film that got him on the map. No, it's great.

Speaker 6 (13:52):
I cannot remember the name of it, but it's like,
I mean, yes, please keep playing.

Speaker 3 (13:57):
Is beautiful.

Speaker 4 (13:58):
I love that he is, like, I will duet with
Selena Gomez and I'm going to release it. He's perfect,
by the way, is it? He's perfect? And also in
real life his voice is not that deep like when
he talks in real life when he's not.

Speaker 3 (14:10):
Oh yeah, but he's not. Yeah, it's a little bit,
but he's not.

Speaker 4 (14:14):
Yeah, it's a little Have you.

Speaker 3 (14:15):
Seen the video of him recording Groot on stilts?

Speaker 1 (14:19):
He's perfect?

Speaker 3 (14:21):
And why because Groot is character.

Speaker 6 (14:24):
Yes, it might seem like overkill, but I cried when
he was like, we are Groot.

Speaker 3 (14:29):
I was like worth it.

Speaker 4 (14:30):
Wait a minute, do you guys please describe where is
he on stilt?

Speaker 6 (14:35):
He's walking into like a recording studio and he's on
still and then he's recording.

Speaker 3 (14:42):
He's like, I am it's great, and he says it
so many times. Yeah, it's perfect.

Speaker 4 (14:48):
So is this The thing that got him on the
map is this a short film or is there.

Speaker 3 (14:53):
The short film.

Speaker 6 (14:54):
I think it's called here it's multi Wait, that's him
on stuff.

Speaker 3 (14:59):
I am groot.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
That is perfect, perfect, But.

Speaker 6 (15:01):
I think it's like multi facial, multi racial. Something was
about him because he's ethnically ambiguous, so it's him auditioning
and he's not black enough, he's not white enough, and
he does this fabulous monologue and I think someone saw
that and that's how we ended.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
Up saving Ryan.

Speaker 3 (15:17):
I could be lying, but I.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
Think that's that's a real Swabs diner, plucked out of
obscurity like that.

Speaker 4 (15:25):
I've seen every Fast and Hearing.

Speaker 3 (15:26):
Did you see Fast ten?

Speaker 1 (15:28):
Is it?

Speaker 6 (15:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (15:29):
Is that the one that comes out today? But I
saw yesterday. I could not wait.

Speaker 4 (15:34):
I got usually Opening Night.

Speaker 3 (15:36):
Loved it. Do you want a spoiler?

Speaker 7 (15:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (15:38):
I love it?

Speaker 4 (15:38):
I love that.

Speaker 3 (15:39):
Okay, so you've seen.

Speaker 4 (15:40):
You haven't seen every single one.

Speaker 3 (15:43):
They made it so you would understand everything.

Speaker 6 (15:45):
There's like quick recaps really hard.

Speaker 4 (15:49):
Well when they had to use the usual suspects, I sobbed.

Speaker 6 (15:56):
There's they're not hard to follow, but you might not
this story.

Speaker 3 (16:00):
I feel like at some parts remember that the whole.

Speaker 4 (16:02):
Here's where you need to know it's all about family.

Speaker 1 (16:04):
I knew that.

Speaker 3 (16:05):
There is a scene where they say family more than
three times.

Speaker 4 (16:08):
And I.

Speaker 3 (16:11):
To go, I love okay, and so do you. I did.
It's a great movie. It was fun.

Speaker 6 (16:18):
I love watch Fast five, watching because Fast five is
the best one in the franchise.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
That's what did.

Speaker 4 (16:26):
They dragged them? Were they safe?

Speaker 6 (16:31):
Yes, that was a lot of good stunts. Relies heavily
on Fast five. Okay, when it's the best movie, and
then you get into Fast ten, it's I had a fabulous.

Speaker 1 (16:41):
Time, great okay, I love it.

Speaker 4 (16:43):
Okay. I usually go well when the you know, when
the Arc Light existed, I would go every opening night.
I remember there was one when there was Vin Diesel
and the Rock. I feel like it was maybe seven,
and they were like five. They were really close, and
the whole audience started screaming.

Speaker 6 (16:58):
Kiss kids that I missed that theater experience because I
was in a theater where it was like lackluster.

Speaker 3 (17:05):
Nobody clapped women Diesel came on screen.

Speaker 6 (17:07):
There's a there's an after scene like a Marvel movie
where I screamed yes because someone appeared who wasn't supposed
to be there, and I was really happy someone else
appears towards the end. I also was like, oh my god,
I was the only one making noise.

Speaker 4 (17:22):
Was five also the one where Michelle Rodriguez had the
lady fight in the subway with the mm A fighter.

Speaker 8 (17:29):
I think she was dead for five or fake deady five.

Speaker 4 (17:32):
Okay, okay, I like how I like that.

Speaker 6 (17:34):
You're correct she is faked dead and fight as a
child with a different woman.

Speaker 3 (17:39):
They kill off the bringbout Michelle.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
I'm now completely back on your side that I would
not understand.

Speaker 3 (17:44):
Ten no, no, they explain it.

Speaker 6 (17:46):
They literally when they show his son's dead mother, he's like, yeah,
I loved her, Like oh okay, and then you're like
and then the sister goes my nephew and it's like,
oh so Vin's son is that?

Speaker 1 (18:01):
You could do the math. I love it. I'm in
I will watch watch it because I got to say,
you know what is fun. It's one of those types
of movies also that if you're busy doing something because
I have done this and it's on, I just leave
it on. I'm doing whatever I'm doing.

Speaker 4 (18:13):
Truly such a fun theater experience, it really is. I
mean they're all fun and Tokyo Drift is funny.

Speaker 3 (18:20):
Like Tokyo Drift is wild. Nobody's in it.

Speaker 6 (18:22):
No, I remember was the movie second one? Vin said
he wasn't doing it. The third one, no one said
they were doing it. But Vin does appear at the
end of Tokyo. Tokyo Drift is not the third movie.
It comes after like the sixth movie. Because hannas a
fan favorite who they were like, we'll bring him back
from the dead. His death isn't real, so it's it is.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
This sounds fabulous universe.

Speaker 6 (18:47):
They send Ludacris and Tyres to space in the last one.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
I'll say that Ludacris is not enough movies. I will
say that I think he's great.

Speaker 4 (18:55):
No longer Ludacris's.

Speaker 3 (18:57):
Chris Ludifris Bridges is Chris Bridges.

Speaker 1 (18:59):
That's right, I do.

Speaker 4 (19:01):
That's my nominee. Is Vin Diesel and Martha Stewart fabulous.

Speaker 3 (19:05):
Than You don't think Vin Diesel would sign an autograph.

Speaker 4 (19:07):
No, he wouldn't. I mean that means he's nailing it.
Oh no, no, they would sign it.

Speaker 3 (19:11):
They're like misunderstood this.

Speaker 4 (19:14):
Yes, No, they would say they're like, oh please please,
like to me the magic of being like I will
release this, this single of me and Selena Gomez, knowing
that I'm nailing it because this is the most best
thing that's ever been recorded.

Speaker 3 (19:28):
I have to rethink I have a couple please.

Speaker 9 (19:31):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
My first one is I'm not going to say this
actress is name because I think you might be friends
with her.

Speaker 4 (19:36):
Okay, great, Laurenz exactly.

Speaker 1 (19:40):
No, I was at the grove. This was like ten
years ago.

Speaker 4 (19:43):
I have to guess who it is.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
And you know, it's fun to go by yourself there,
I so you are to do okay, Okay, no older
than that? Okay, she was. I could see that she
was frustrated, and she was sort of like darting around
it Christmas and the music was snowing and all that.
She ends up standing on a chair holding her phone

(20:04):
up in the err and she screams, does anyone know
how to use this?

Speaker 4 (20:11):
Away?

Speaker 3 (20:13):
Got it?

Speaker 4 (20:13):
Wait? Tell me what was she doing?

Speaker 1 (20:15):
She was standing on a chair by the Christmas tree,
screaming does anyone know how to use this? About her phone?
And people did come up and help her. So I
was impressed with that. You know what, I would never
have the bravery of that with Alpucina My second one
was everyone knows I give my heart and soul to
the one and only the one company that has never
failed anyone ever, Southwest Airlines. I was on the Southwest

(20:40):
from Midway Chicago because why go through her hair?

Speaker 3 (20:43):
Her hair is a nightmare.

Speaker 1 (20:44):
It's a nightmare. So I was going from Midway back
to l of A. I am eating because you know,
they don't serve food on there except they I'll say
this though, I'll say this. They used to just serve pretzels,
mustard pretzels. Now they do a snack mix that is
reminiscent of like a Guardetto's, and I love this. It

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has the bread this. I don't know when they decided
to do this mixes. They're so good. I asked for two.
And they also give you brownie brittle, so they've stepped
it up. But they don't serve meals like it's like
a dehydrated brownie.

Speaker 4 (21:17):
That sounds fun.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
Okay, Well they try to fool you into like it's
light food. It's not, but you just eat them like.

Speaker 4 (21:24):
She's not gonna like our dessert.

Speaker 7 (21:26):
The change was I think peanut allergies. They started doing peanuts.

Speaker 1 (21:31):
But then they went to just pretzels. Now they do
a snack mix. So anyway, I brought my own.

Speaker 4 (21:35):
I feel like you like better food than we do.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
Beautiful, I mean, what could be Okay, then you might
like it, but what could be better than an airport
caesar salad says? Everybody like it? Do you know what
I mean? Because the dressing only you can't disperse it.
You know what I mean? You pour it on your salad.
It's just staying and.

Speaker 4 (21:53):
Golf.

Speaker 3 (21:53):
But then you got to do you have to like it.

Speaker 1 (21:56):
So I did that stunning congratulations to the next to me,
and of course, and also I had a one bah
nah no, oh.

Speaker 3 (22:09):
You little minion.

Speaker 1 (22:09):
The the f A light attendant walks right past me
as I'm meeting my banana and then backs up, which
is such a bold move, and looks at me and
he said, times must be tough, and I go, it was,
my brother, It wasn't you're doing because I'll tell you

(22:31):
because of the way I dressed. So this f A walks.

Speaker 4 (22:35):
By a sexual innuendo. It was because you.

Speaker 1 (22:39):
Times are tough, yes, And I said, what do you mean?
And he said, I used to work for a major airline, which,
by the way, I'm glad he knows what trash he's on.
He was like, I used to work for a major
airline and I knew we were doing bad when the
fruit for the meals was a banana and I was like, oh,
I never, I never knew that.

Speaker 3 (22:57):
I think are the cheapest fruit.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
I guess they are. It's He was like, so I
just thought maybe times were tough, and I was like,
oh hah, no, I'm okay. And I was like, okay, well,
I'm glad to hear that. And by meet me, I'll
ten people have heard this.

Speaker 4 (23:08):
Wow, what if things were tough? What if you just
want to foreclosure.

Speaker 1 (23:12):
But you don't understand. I don't remember the last time
I saw someone in person pass by me and then
literally back up, not turning around. Do you think you
backed up? Your brother said backwards.

Speaker 4 (23:21):
I want to say out a Southwest Airline. Once I
was flying to Mexico, I feel like, did they go
to Mexico? They do now?

Speaker 1 (23:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (23:29):
The flight attendant was Mother's Day a couple of years ago, and.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
I can't think of a better way to spend it.

Speaker 4 (23:34):
Boy, did they need a lot of attention. And they
were like happy Mother's Day to anyone on the flight,
to anyone who is a mother or has a mother.
I'm not a mother, nor do I have a mother myself.
It was a whole monologue about how this woman did
not have.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
A barren motherless.

Speaker 6 (23:50):
She probably asked for off and they were like yeah, Noah,
and then everyone walking I was like, happy mother's day, happy,
and I'm having a nervous breakday.

Speaker 4 (23:59):
I loved it was it was my favorite flight attendant.
I loved it when they took over.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
Now, Nicole, is anyone coming to mind for you? If not,
just like they know that.

Speaker 4 (24:08):
They're nailing it. Somebody from your childhood.

Speaker 6 (24:09):
And okay, I thought of something and it's inspired by
your wallpaper. Do you remember that elephant who went to
a woman's funeral and stomped on her?

Speaker 4 (24:21):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (24:22):
I'm nominating that.

Speaker 6 (24:25):
I couldn't tell you what the woman did the elephant,
but that elephant knew where she was being laid to
rest and stomped on her.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
That's really good.

Speaker 4 (24:35):
Are you serious?

Speaker 8 (24:36):
It's a real story. Elephants don't forget.

Speaker 4 (24:38):
Yeah, so you think it was personal she.

Speaker 8 (24:42):
Did something to the elephant. I remember the story.

Speaker 3 (24:45):
What did she do to the elephant?

Speaker 8 (24:46):
I'll look it up right now.

Speaker 4 (24:47):
Okay, okay, good for the elephant.

Speaker 3 (24:49):
That's one of my favorite stories.

Speaker 4 (24:51):
Now are you of Do you hold a grudge?

Speaker 6 (24:53):
Because I do, yes and no. Like I have a
top three list of my enemies. My number one cannot
remember what they've done to me. Number two was a
server in Chicago who didn't have club soda.

Speaker 3 (25:10):
I can't remember who number three is.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
You know what I like it? It's lying there dorm.
But that's the most appoint I really don't. I'll tell
you what I do. I don't know grudges, but sometimes
I'll just stop associating with people pretty quickly. Yeah, I
feel a little wrong, so I work on that. I'm
removing myself for a while.

Speaker 3 (25:30):
All right, Yeah, I do that too. I'm not having fun.
I leave. Yeah, you got to get out of here.

Speaker 8 (25:36):
Okay, wait, it's worse than we thought.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
It's the elephants not in here. She's honestly looking around
the corners.

Speaker 7 (25:43):
Elephant who doesn't like when we talk about this, so
he Okay, it's not clear what she did to the elephant,
but he actually killed her, went to her, found out her.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
Can you not be on the elephants side?

Speaker 7 (25:54):
Killed her and then also found her home and stomped
her home out.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
I gotta say I got a sam on the elephant on.

Speaker 3 (26:01):
The elephants side too. This willman did something to this elephant.
This elephant said, I'm fucking big.

Speaker 1 (26:06):
No wow, I listened, That's what I mean. And they're
such sweet they're sweeties.

Speaker 4 (26:11):
Yeah, they're sweety petities.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
All right, here's how it works. Cool, Okay, we're going
to take a little break and when we come back,
we're going to do an improv which we'll explain to
you during the break. Yes, okay, it's very sweet, very easy.
What we've asked people to do is send us listeners
to send us the worst thing they've ever heard on
a date.

Speaker 3 (26:28):
Out of context.

Speaker 4 (26:29):
This is the worst that's been said to them. And
these are real lines from dates, out of context. And
Brian and I are always going on a first date.
It always has to end well. But we each have
lists that we have not seen of lines that have
to be incorporated. You don't have to use all of them,
but you're welcome to. And if, as a listener, if
you hear this, that means that you're about to hear

(26:50):
a line. We'll hit that and then we'll say one
of the lines that's a real line. And now somebody
suggested this, you could tell me if you like this.
This is from one of our listeners from Christina Dooty
the location.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
Sorry, that was.

Speaker 4 (27:06):
Duty.

Speaker 6 (27:06):
Was so excited to hear her name and then immediately
walked into traffic after you left.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
That was really immature. That got me right at.

Speaker 4 (27:15):
My six by do you do why?

Speaker 1 (27:19):
I'm glad she wasn't giving a lecture that I was attending.

Speaker 4 (27:22):
Tell you why her location? See, she suggested was picking
up trash by the side of the road. But is
that hard to have people coming and out? Should we
do a different location?

Speaker 1 (27:31):
No?

Speaker 4 (27:31):
I think we could try it, okay, And so you
can be with us. You could be a driver passing by,
we can cut through, okay. Would you like to give
us names of somebody that from your path that Brian
and I are on the day. Is there somebody that
you grew up with?

Speaker 6 (27:47):
Is there?

Speaker 4 (27:47):
It can be a first name or a full name,
or could be fake full name, full it could be
fake okay? Who?

Speaker 3 (27:54):
Okay? I grew up next to Greg Bogart.

Speaker 1 (27:57):
I love that action.

Speaker 6 (27:58):
Down the street from Katie's Zebrowski.

Speaker 3 (28:02):
Great, wait is her last name? Feels like a good
I don't think it was Zebrowski. How about Dana petrocell.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
Okay, I do love an Italian man.

Speaker 4 (28:10):
Where did you grow up?

Speaker 3 (28:11):
New Jersey?

Speaker 4 (28:14):
I like it? Diana Petrocell Okay. When we come back,
We're going on a date with Greg Bogart and Dana Petrocelli.
Oh here we are picking up trash by the side

(28:35):
of the road.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
Oh hey are you Dana?

Speaker 4 (28:42):
Oh, guilty as Jack?

Speaker 1 (28:44):
Thanks for meeting me here. Speaking of guilty as child,
that's why I'm doing time. You know what I mean.
I love a bad board. It's part of my uh probate, No,
no community service.

Speaker 4 (28:55):
I love.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
Your Sorry it was a white collar crime. So I'm
not you to the lingo.

Speaker 4 (29:01):
You know what I gotta say. You looking good? You
looking hot? You have nice boobies.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
Well, thank you. I I don't work out my top
half of them.

Speaker 4 (29:11):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
So I've got legs of steel and a top bod
of crinoline.

Speaker 9 (29:16):
I love it.

Speaker 4 (29:17):
Oh, I talk about of cridline.

Speaker 3 (29:18):
Oh hi, why do you have so many clothes off?

Speaker 1 (29:23):
This is my friend. This is my friend who's doing time.
I forget Bertie, what were you in time for? What
did you do? What did I do time for?

Speaker 6 (29:30):
Well, I stole the Declaration of Independence?

Speaker 4 (29:36):
It was I'm impressed that you can get your fingers.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
So we both made probate slash parole.

Speaker 4 (29:43):
It is your crime.

Speaker 1 (29:44):
Well, I impersonated, excuse me a guard at the house
which happens to be the Lincoln Memorial where the Declaration
of Independence resides. So I actually ate it at about day.

Speaker 6 (30:00):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (30:01):
Well, I bet you were good at that, because compared
to my ex wife, your wrists are gigantic.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
Oh well, thank you. I have worked out a lot
at a ballet bar, but specifically just my hands. And
I gotta say, Bertie, I wonder if you'll agree with
me here that. By the way, it's so funny when
I talk about the decoration, Evince. I use my accent,
you know, because I feel very fancy. We were only
taking it down to laminate it.

Speaker 3 (30:28):
Yeah, you were taking it just want to keep it safe.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
We love the decoration, We love it.

Speaker 3 (30:33):
You love freedom.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
Freedom.

Speaker 4 (30:36):
Both of you have giant eagle tattoos. Did you give
to one another?

Speaker 6 (30:41):
We have to celebrate the anniversary of the insurrection.

Speaker 1 (30:46):
We were insurrections were.

Speaker 4 (30:47):
There January sixth.

Speaker 1 (30:48):
Yeah, we were there January fifth. Prepare it. That's right.
We stayed as you said.

Speaker 4 (30:54):
You guys helped set up We do you help. We
did the.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
Buffalo ten, except we forgot the was really just harp on.

Speaker 4 (31:02):
Woah.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
That's why sweat a lot. You know.

Speaker 4 (31:05):
I don't know how to put my finger. But seeing
you guys both with eagles, you remind me of a
cartoon character, which the one I love. I mostly watched
patriotic cartoons. There's one about any Sammy the eagle is Oh.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
I love that. I do have a question, yes, actually,
because I feel like I need to get to know
you a little more. You are wearing a lot of clothes,
as Bernie mentioned. I'm wondering, though, even with all those clothes,
why didn't you wear the dress I told you to wear?
Oh wow, I like to look a certain way.

Speaker 4 (31:39):
Okay. I didn't feel comfortable dressing like Martha Washington coming
out it did it is? It didn't feel I didn't
know how to get my hands on it. I'm not
a good seamstress. I didn't know where to go procure.
I didn't want to steal it like you told me to.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
Yeah, can we do something for gorgeous Dana here?

Speaker 4 (31:58):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (31:58):
Yeah, at the same time, want us to recite as
much as we can at the decoration? All right, three?

Speaker 4 (32:07):
Two? Here we go.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
I promise will be my name.

Speaker 4 (32:19):
Wow, you guys are such good students.

Speaker 6 (32:23):
H Do you want to come over and watch American
psycho Bertie?

Speaker 1 (32:29):
This is not your day?

Speaker 3 (32:30):
This is not your days.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
Bertie loves First of all, Bertie always says exactly how
she's feeling, so it's just Confusi'll say it. But also
she why do you love.

Speaker 4 (32:40):
American American cycle?

Speaker 3 (32:42):
Patrick Bateman is an American hero?

Speaker 4 (32:44):
Do you watch yourself when you have sex in the mirror?

Speaker 1 (32:47):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (32:47):
I do?

Speaker 3 (32:48):
Wow, honestly, who doesn't Bertie?

Speaker 1 (32:51):
Should I come up with the icebreaker line I was
going to.

Speaker 3 (32:54):
Say to I think I would like to hear it?

Speaker 1 (32:57):
All right? Tell me this is a little riscape. Tell
me I don't know what to eat? First? Pizza or
you sorry too cheesy?

Speaker 3 (33:07):
Oh wow?

Speaker 1 (33:08):
I meant to bring the pizza when I said.

Speaker 4 (33:11):
There's no food.

Speaker 1 (33:12):
He's in my car.

Speaker 4 (33:13):
Oh you left a pizza in your car? Well we
should go get it.

Speaker 1 (33:16):
Okay, car, come on in guys, this is you know,
and I always say the impalla is not just an animal.

Speaker 6 (33:29):
O listen, I can't drink tonight. I got two d
u eyes in ten years.

Speaker 3 (33:35):
It was under house arrest for three months after the
second one.

Speaker 4 (33:38):
Wow, has been been actually in prison quite a bit.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
I have to do you want some of this pizza? Sure?

Speaker 4 (33:45):
I would love it. I hope I ended up looking
like you. Your thighs are like beautifully marbled steaks.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
You know what. I appreciate you saying that because the
doctors have said verco spainsky, and I don't appreciate that. Okay,
my legs look like a blueprint and it's not right, okay,
But so I really do think you for appreciating my boobs.

Speaker 4 (34:05):
And also I like what I see. I point out
what I see. I don't want to make myself a
victim here. I want to set myself up for like
you guys, to put crime on me or anything. But
once this lawsuit is over, I'm gonna be very rich.

Speaker 1 (34:22):
What's going on?

Speaker 4 (34:25):
I took a lot of a zembic, a lot a lot,
and I a had some problems. I had some issues.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
Well, it sounds like that's a you problem.

Speaker 4 (34:36):
Look, I know, but I still sued them. They made
me too sexy, too hot. I sued the manufacturer. I'm
not saying I'm gonna win, but I'm guessing that I'm
gonna win. And if you win?

Speaker 3 (34:47):
Can I lip sync to Katy Perry's firework.

Speaker 4 (34:53):
At my trial?

Speaker 1 (34:54):
Bertie, you should lip sing to it right now? Remember?
Dump sing it lips? Okare we go go? Isn't it? God?

Speaker 7 (35:02):
You know.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
She's so you.

Speaker 4 (35:07):
Know I like to do with her, Vin Diesel? Can
you picture Bertie and Vin Diesel?

Speaker 1 (35:11):
Let's cut to that.

Speaker 4 (35:12):
But here we go.

Speaker 1 (35:14):
Hey, your family, man.

Speaker 3 (35:18):
I'm so glad I'm here with.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
You, with you, with family me too. Do you want
to do that lip sync? Oh? Ford? Do you guys
want to do a triple trio of the lip sync
in to firework?

Speaker 10 (35:38):
That's family for you? Three two one?

Speaker 3 (35:52):
Man, I gotta tell you I had sex with your sister.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
Man, that's like heaven sex with your sister because we're
like family, you know, that's actually we're basically fair. You
shouldn't have done that because do you know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (36:10):
Can I use one of your facial expressions for my
improv class I've been taking UCB one, I retired.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
That's great.

Speaker 4 (36:19):
I look, I figure as the former mayor of the
city in New York, a former presidential nominee. I'm not
Rudy Giuliani level one at UCB. Imp.

Speaker 3 (36:27):
Rudy, I have a question for you.

Speaker 6 (36:29):
Since you've been taking improv on a scale of one
to ten, how mask are you?

Speaker 1 (36:33):
Great? Question? You do come off a little.

Speaker 9 (36:35):
Uh the thank you, Ben, I would say, right, protest
you can say.

Speaker 4 (36:49):
On a scale of one to ten, I'm a thirteen,
I'm mask you, Vin, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (36:53):
That's great, Rudy.

Speaker 4 (36:55):
Look, you gotta keep it. I'm going to be on
the cover of Sports Illustrated into Speed next year. My
age the first man they're picking Rudy Juliani.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
It's great. You guys will go back to the car. Yeah,
that'd be great. Back to the day. You're the first
person I've been since I got recircumcised. The first time
did not go well, Bertie. I have to tell you,
have you ever heard of like have you ever heard
I'm sorry, I get really emotionally. Most people. The first

(37:24):
time I got circumcised talk about it. I was twenty
eight and.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
It didn't go well, because what was a turtleneck did
not become a crew It became a mock turtleneck.

Speaker 4 (37:36):
Yeah, you like a half skinned.

Speaker 1 (37:38):
I did so.

Speaker 2 (37:39):
It almost that my skin almost came around to touch
the actual hole, but not quite, but all.

Speaker 6 (37:45):
I honestly kind of prefer a mock turtleneck to a
full blown turtleneck as opposed to a crew neck.

Speaker 1 (37:51):
It's to lay Bertie, I got recircumcised by your crew.

Speaker 4 (37:56):
I can't use condoms because of my PT.

Speaker 1 (38:01):
Oh really, what does that have to do with having sex?

Speaker 4 (38:04):
Look, I just like, ah, I just think of condoms.
It's like I had a bad time with balloons. Balloons
as a child. I had there was a water balloons.
They were thrown at me and public I panicked. I
get I got mocked, little Dana.

Speaker 3 (38:17):
I think they can help you. Can I make your
astral birth chart?

Speaker 4 (38:24):
I would love that?

Speaker 3 (38:25):
Okay, thank you.

Speaker 1 (38:26):
What are you seeing in the stars?

Speaker 6 (38:28):
Oh, I'm seeing the stars a lot of Taurus horizon,
some Sagittarius lowering. Yeah, and I see that you're stubborn,
but you shall overcome. Oh you are smart, you was kind,
you beautiful?

Speaker 4 (38:43):
Wow God, I have to say I'm really feeling connected
to you her.

Speaker 3 (38:49):
Yeah, I live with my mom.

Speaker 6 (38:52):
Just to be clear, she moved in with me though
I don't live with her, but she owns the property.

Speaker 4 (38:58):
I'm sorry, I'm so.

Speaker 1 (39:00):
Let me get the straight. So you live alone, I
live with my mom. You live with your mom. She
moved in with you though that's she's place. Then we
realize she her place, got it? So just to be clear,
so you don't live alone and the place is not yours.
It's a different way to say, my mom lives with me.

Speaker 3 (39:22):
She moved in with me, but she owns the process
because no, no, no, no, no, it's Birdie's house. Let
me just fluid.

Speaker 1 (39:30):
Okay, okay, okay, yeah, so she lives with you in
herr got.

Speaker 4 (39:35):
I hope that this is not out of line to
say this, but I found a girl that looks just
like you on porn hub. She's my favorite. Now, oh
she's my favorite.

Speaker 9 (39:50):
It might be me that's a perty Bertie has been.

Speaker 3 (39:56):
I am on porn hub.

Speaker 1 (39:58):
She's on pornhub lips thinking. Do you want to watch
one of the videos. You have got to see her
lip syncing to You can call me out by paulon
Let's watch it press playing.

Speaker 4 (40:13):
I know, so good.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
So I bet you got a new favorite Bertie. That
was so good, that was so welcome.

Speaker 4 (40:23):
You're very talented.

Speaker 1 (40:24):
Well I am something to say. I don't know if
you guys are gonna like or not, but this is
based on a lot of research. I think Beyonce's a
demon and sold her so to the devil. Also, if
you can eat tuna, you can eat pussy. Also, that's it.

Speaker 4 (40:37):
Whow whoa you?

Speaker 3 (40:41):
I agree?

Speaker 6 (40:41):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (40:41):
One more thing. Your grandmother sucks. I hope she's dead. Wow,
I don't care anymore. I guess what the you want?
A very she does, Bertie does astral birth charts. I
do as everyone knows. I'm very very on the pulse
of mat and I have to tell you when I
look at you, there's something about you that seems you

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have surpassed Grandma. Oiel trauma.

Speaker 4 (41:08):
You know what I have? Well, I'm on seven different medications.
One is for yeast overgrowth.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
Oh shit, but.

Speaker 4 (41:16):
I think I get that. I think there's trauma. So
you want me to do?

Speaker 1 (41:18):
Think you got that grandma memorial?

Speaker 4 (41:20):
My grandmother oriol?

Speaker 1 (41:21):
Do you mind if I meet her?

Speaker 4 (41:23):
I would love?

Speaker 1 (41:24):
Okay, let's just fucking blow this trash picking place and
go meet your bitch grandmother.

Speaker 4 (41:29):
My grandmother is such a bit.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
Cut to meeting her, Jimmy fallon, No, it's just.

Speaker 8 (41:38):
Just meeting.

Speaker 4 (41:41):
Grandma.

Speaker 1 (41:41):
Grandma, your grandmother.

Speaker 4 (41:47):
Such a bit. Listen.

Speaker 1 (41:49):
What's your favorite number?

Speaker 3 (41:51):
My favorite?

Speaker 4 (41:51):
Eight? Okay, Grandma. She's humiliating Nana.

Speaker 1 (41:58):
This is my date.

Speaker 4 (42:00):
Name is Greg Blasion. He has as a very good impression.
She's humiliating me. She's such a bitch.

Speaker 3 (42:12):
I'm a bitch.

Speaker 1 (42:13):
She seems she does seem like one.

Speaker 4 (42:15):
Listen. I have to say, there are a lot of
women who want to be magicians, but they haven't put
in the work.

Speaker 1 (42:23):
They never do women, Yeah of anything? What's new?

Speaker 7 (42:28):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (42:29):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (42:29):
Party is the exception. She put in the work to
steal the actual fucking Declaration of Independence and laminate it.

Speaker 4 (42:34):
I did.

Speaker 1 (42:35):
What have you done so beat?

Speaker 4 (42:37):
Listen? Well, I shave my head, you're kidding. And I
held hostage our mayor for three minutes.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
That was you.

Speaker 4 (42:46):
And I sent a letter bomb to an elementary school teacher.

Speaker 1 (42:51):
Oh honey, I mean I'm very turned on, are you? Yes?
Because I hated every teacher I ever had, especially the
one that wore the hot pink shoes. I had it
literally drove me crazy crying out.

Speaker 4 (43:03):
Did they call you a chatterbox and a social butterfly?

Speaker 1 (43:06):
They did?

Speaker 6 (43:07):
Oh my gosh, sounds like you guys are meant for
each other.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
Baby. How would you like a little How would you
like a little a little sit down in the old lap?
How'd you like to live in the lap of luxury
the way? Cause I keep a lot of quarters in
my pockets. You might sit on them.

Speaker 4 (43:23):
Fact, you say your pea so hard? When you say
lap is so.

Speaker 1 (43:26):
Jar, I don't need to talk about my flow. It's
hard and it hurts. Oh you mean my penis?

Speaker 4 (43:31):
Wait what I said? Just the way you hit said lap?

Speaker 1 (43:34):
Oh? I thought hit the pee? Sorry Whenever. Usually in
a bedroom situation, when someone says hit the pee, that
usually means get hard now, and I get very nervous.

Speaker 3 (43:42):
WHOA, I don't think you've ever heard that before.

Speaker 4 (43:46):
I also don't think you've ever.

Speaker 6 (43:47):
Heard I don't think you've ever been in a bedroom
situation where someone said hit the pee.

Speaker 1 (43:54):
If you can eat tuna, you can eat bussy.

Speaker 6 (43:56):
Right, Honestly, if you could eat anything, you could eat.

Speaker 3 (44:00):
I don't have to just be tuna. Could be a
nice steak.

Speaker 4 (44:03):
Thanks, Nana?

Speaker 1 (44:04):
Can I go chomp on you?

Speaker 3 (44:06):
Sure?

Speaker 4 (44:06):
Why not?

Speaker 1 (44:07):
All right? Bertie? Can you cover our shift?

Speaker 4 (44:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (44:09):
Sure?

Speaker 3 (44:10):
I love picking up trash. I once wrote a comment
on a Vice article about hating brunch.

Speaker 6 (44:14):
You know, went viral.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
See you lady, she's famous. Wow, this was so fun, This.

Speaker 4 (44:19):
Was so fun.

Speaker 1 (44:21):
Yeah, one day, Yeah, I want to celebrate something very important.
I should ask do you like Christmas? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (44:27):
I love Christmas?

Speaker 1 (44:28):
Okay, great, then we're going to get along great?

Speaker 4 (44:30):
Okay, well before we get out of here.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (44:33):
Can I have your leftover waffles? I don't have to
buy lunch tomorrow?

Speaker 1 (44:36):
Yeah? Sure? Do you mind if I put it on
the pizza?

Speaker 6 (44:38):
No?

Speaker 4 (44:39):
That actually sounds good.

Speaker 1 (44:40):
Oh, yours baby?

Speaker 4 (44:50):
And we're back. Well, guys, how do you think that
date would?

Speaker 1 (44:53):
What?

Speaker 9 (44:54):
Lie?

Speaker 6 (44:54):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (44:54):
You I mean your podcast? You must have heard so
many wild things said to people on dates.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (45:00):
I'm trying to think of the wildest one.

Speaker 1 (45:03):
Has anything ever been said?

Speaker 3 (45:04):
Like?

Speaker 1 (45:04):
Has anyone ever? Because I feel like I date some
and the if it doesn't go well, it's usually not
because no one was a crazy person. It's usually because
it's just no one was feeling it.

Speaker 6 (45:13):
Yeah, it's either no one is feeling it or like
someone I've been on dates.

Speaker 3 (45:16):
With rude people.

Speaker 4 (45:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (45:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (45:18):
I went on date with a man who he said
something like rather depressing and I was like, you should
go to therapy and he said therapies for rich people
and then he insults at me A bunch later, Oh god,
you exhau.

Speaker 4 (45:32):
I have to say, like I was married for a
long time and then like humming it was, I got
divorced during the pandemic and coming out like dating really
for the first like it is wild? Yeah, what is
It's really wild? What people will say, and like I
don't know if it's la in particular, like it was wild,

(45:54):
what it might be lay.

Speaker 6 (45:56):
I think everyone's like truly nutty after the pandemic, Like was.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
It I didn't think about that?

Speaker 4 (46:01):
Was it weird for the pandemic?

Speaker 6 (46:04):
Right after the pandemic, I felt like people were like
I'm ready to make a connection, and then six months
later I was like, I'm here to be the worst
person I can be.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
You really, Actually it's a great point because I do
think that looking at it through that lens you you do.
Trauma appears quickly on the stake did before.

Speaker 4 (46:22):
It was a weird time.

Speaker 3 (46:23):
We went through a not talking about it. People are
dead and we're like, Beyonce.

Speaker 1 (46:31):
Yeah, it's and I'm like a literal one million p
are you in la? You know, I know people who
are like flying well at this point because you probably
got them earlier. But people are like flying to like
crack out to see her in Poland because apparently everything
including the flight, is cheaper to go there than it
is to even buy a ticket.

Speaker 3 (46:49):
Now I had looked into that. That's annoying, I.

Speaker 1 (46:53):
Know, right, So people are like flying all over the
world from the States wild to see her powerful also
the fact that she's going to crack out. I would
never think that, like the Polish wherever up for a
good time. That's a horrible thing to say.

Speaker 3 (47:04):
That's really funny, Polish like.

Speaker 1 (47:06):
Fun I didn't think they would.

Speaker 6 (47:07):
But it don't strike me as huge Beyonce fan. No same,
but also I guess the world is a Beyonce fan. Also,
a little birdie told me that this might be her
last tour for.

Speaker 3 (47:16):
A very long time.

Speaker 1 (47:17):
Okay, so maybe I will pay top I think I
have to go, and she delivers like there's no one. Okay,
Can I.

Speaker 7 (47:24):
Give you a tip, Just wait until because people are
trying to resell their tickets, Wait until a few days
before Her Life Her show, and then buy ticket then
because the price is dropped because people are trying to.

Speaker 8 (47:32):
Get rid of them. That's what I've done in the past,
and I've been able to.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
Is it okay to go to a Beyonce show by yourself?

Speaker 4 (47:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (47:41):
Even if, even if you have to.

Speaker 8 (47:42):
Keep an eye on tickets, I'll call you okay.

Speaker 1 (47:44):
I would love it. So here's what's happening. Because Nicole,
you did shoot this a look, which fair, by the way,
so fair.

Speaker 6 (47:50):
Yeah, Well, nobody said anything about pumpkin. I saw a
pumpkin house.

Speaker 1 (47:54):
Since when did you just decide you were going to bake.

Speaker 4 (47:56):
It this way?

Speaker 1 (47:57):
We took you off of the baking wait completely. But
I had a nine and a half last week, and
I took you off why.

Speaker 7 (48:06):
I made one joke that the executive team has taken
Brian off baking, but I didn't actually meant nine and
a half.

Speaker 1 (48:12):
Last week I got a ten from there, you didn't.

Speaker 7 (48:15):
I got a ten from Mike from what do you
guys like do like a little rock paper scissors.

Speaker 1 (48:20):
You can sit next week, that's fine. Will you read
what happened?

Speaker 4 (48:24):
You read the fight between Laura and how Laura's during
the pot Laura.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
Yes, First I have to explain to Nicole what the
hell is going on. We bake a cake each week
for and cake is whatever we.

Speaker 3 (48:36):
We bake it flavoring you put in that little dish.

Speaker 1 (48:39):
We bake a cake every week. Now, Arden, what's it
this week? I'm not a good Okay, the scores have
been this Lauren Lapkis gave it the Lowes score, which
is a two. But recently we've had nine, nine and
a half and tens.

Speaker 4 (48:54):
I really we got the tens with the eggs go back?
Drive me?

Speaker 1 (48:58):
Well, I am because you took me off the rotation.

Speaker 4 (49:01):
Got my egg white.

Speaker 1 (49:02):
Well, okay, Nicole, here's what's happening. So we're gonna bake
you this cake. We're gonna see if you like it. Now,
let me explain to you. Can I do them do
my modeling?

Speaker 4 (49:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (49:12):
Oh can you hear me that? Thank you? So this
is what they call in the business peep fit. Yes, okay,
So what this is is just dehydrated peanuts. That's all this.

Speaker 3 (49:21):
Is it peanut butter protein powder.

Speaker 1 (49:24):
Yes, but no, there's not like added protein or anything.
It's literally just peanut powder. But if you add water
to it, it just becomes like straight up peanut butter.
Except get this, it is eight grams of protein two tablespoons.
Is not one hundred ninety calories, it's sixty and the
total fat goes from seventeen.

Speaker 4 (49:40):
We love too butter, we love we eat the ship.
We love peanut butter.

Speaker 3 (49:44):
I like peanut butter too.

Speaker 6 (49:45):
I eat Santa Cruz peanut buttery Delicious, where the.

Speaker 3 (49:50):
Only ingredient is peanut.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
That's the way to go.

Speaker 6 (49:52):
Yeah, that's I don't like it added like stuff added
to me. It's it's so strange.

Speaker 1 (49:56):
It's weird. It's weird. But if you don't ever make
the mistake of PB two, if you ever fit is
the way PP two. There's something they do that just
doesn't feel.

Speaker 3 (50:06):
It's just like me too. It's like, give me the
creton barrel.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
Give me what my mother had, Show.

Speaker 4 (50:16):
The camera the audience what you brought to add today.

Speaker 6 (50:20):
I brought a melted hadberry milk caramelo kowala. It's milk
chocolate with uh.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
I think caramel and you got it straight from where
I got.

Speaker 6 (50:31):
It straight from England, Scotlon. It's from Laurence Cheney. Yes,
I saw a dragon and she had these because she said,
and I quote, chocolate sucks.

Speaker 3 (50:43):
It's fucking disgusting.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
What there's you know, there was a big controversy about that.

Speaker 3 (50:48):
Do you want to know why I watched a video?

Speaker 6 (50:49):
I did no fact check in that's okay, But apparently
there's some sort of man made acid in our chocolate.
That's the same acid that produces when you puke.

Speaker 1 (50:57):
Yes, so that's why her she's sometimes tastes a little
bit like vomit. N next time you take it.

Speaker 6 (51:04):
Kiss, that's going next time you've heard she kiss, Yeah,
you'll taste taste it now.

Speaker 3 (51:09):
I don't eat American. It's just gross.

Speaker 1 (51:11):
It's gross.

Speaker 4 (51:11):
That's weird.

Speaker 3 (51:12):
It's very strange. We do a lot of weird shit, Nicole.

Speaker 4 (51:16):
What do you do to keep your spirits up? What's
your self care routine?

Speaker 1 (51:20):
Well?

Speaker 6 (51:20):
I cry in the shower until I feel like I've
become so ridiculous. I start laughing, and then I worry
that I've lost my mind.

Speaker 1 (51:26):
The way you've gained it.

Speaker 4 (51:31):
I cry the tub, I light a candle and I
put a song on. I cry the top.

Speaker 6 (51:35):
Yeah, I just like I'll cry driving. I do like crying,
but when I'm not like what you throws of?

Speaker 1 (51:43):
What do you do for your skin? Your skin is
like stunning. Do you have like a morning routine or ding.

Speaker 6 (51:49):
I'm wearing some makeup because i have bad acne scars,
but I've been trying to drink water, and you look
fresh as I've been doing a lot of pole dancing.

Speaker 1 (51:58):
I like it.

Speaker 6 (52:02):
I don't do classes anymore. I do private lessons for
like two hours.

Speaker 1 (52:07):
That's hard.

Speaker 3 (52:08):
That's really hard. It is hard.

Speaker 6 (52:10):
And then on my own I have a pull up
my house, so I practiced there and I'm in the
midst of trying to like decorate the back so it feels.

Speaker 3 (52:18):
Like a very nice place.

Speaker 4 (52:20):
What's your favorite song to dance too?

Speaker 9 (52:22):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (52:22):
I dance to all sorts of songs. I don't really
like dance. I like tricks.

Speaker 4 (52:25):
I'm not.

Speaker 6 (52:26):
The goal is not to be sexy. I have no
desire to be sexual. I want to be strong and scary.

Speaker 1 (52:31):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (52:33):
I like that. I do find that like getting in
the body. I mean, that's why even when we started
doing tennis, like clinics where there was something about getting
me out of my mind and just sort of moving
around a little bit, like it's good for the mental balance,
just something to like move it through you a little bit.

Speaker 1 (52:52):
Do you take magnesium? No, I'm asking for a friend.

Speaker 3 (52:55):
What's magnesium.

Speaker 1 (52:56):
I have a friend who started taking too much magnesium.
I don't know what she's doing. I think it hurts
you a little bit. It's supposed to be. I think
it's supposed to do like it helps your bowels and
it also makes you sleepy. So people take it at
night so they have a clear as day morning.

Speaker 3 (53:12):
Oh wait, that's not I think there's a risky poison.

Speaker 1 (53:17):
That's what's happening. Should be a medical show. I'm discovering.
We've actually talked about zempic. Wagov is the one.

Speaker 3 (53:26):
That is strictly for a wheal.

Speaker 1 (53:28):
It's I remember when we buttram was also a quit
smoking drug and they called it something else.

Speaker 4 (53:32):
Yeah, it made me so anxious.

Speaker 1 (53:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (53:36):
I was on wellbutrin too and it made me really sleepy.
And my doctor said, well, that's not a thing, and
I was like, yeah, but I am, but it is.
I'm me personally, I am a sleepy person, and I
took it to quit smoking, and.

Speaker 1 (53:48):
Z I can that's what they also called it. Bututrim
is the same thing as I can.

Speaker 3 (53:51):
Yeah, I took it to quit or no?

Speaker 4 (53:54):
Was it work for them?

Speaker 6 (53:55):
I was on because I had like bad depression right
before my period, so I was on utrin.

Speaker 3 (54:00):
But then it made me want to quit smoking.

Speaker 6 (54:02):
So then I stopped taking the well because.

Speaker 3 (54:05):
I said I will Jesus Christ.

Speaker 1 (54:08):
No, it doesn't look like much, but I have to
tell you it's not bad and we all get to
taste it, get to.

Speaker 3 (54:13):
How do you know it's not bad that?

Speaker 1 (54:16):
Yes, I have it every week twice a week, but
the recipe is different every time.

Speaker 3 (54:22):
That's a big.

Speaker 1 (54:26):
How is it? Okay? I have so much resentment about
being taken out of the rotation next week. No, I know,
I'm kidding. Oh my god, Well you just show that
to the camera for you. Of course you do. That's right.

Speaker 3 (54:44):
You can't possibly like this.

Speaker 4 (54:46):
It's not our best one.

Speaker 1 (54:47):
This is I'm going to be honest with you. I
like it. I do. Weas like it though, and I
like it too. Okay, zero to ten you have to
rank up.

Speaker 4 (54:57):
You you're un nailed it, So you've tasted some bad ship.

Speaker 3 (55:00):
You guys would love the ship that's made on nailed
if you.

Speaker 1 (55:03):
Like those like I mean zero to ten. We need
and we want it, honestly, don't sugarcoat there is a zerommie.

Speaker 6 (55:10):
Actually taste it any better?

Speaker 4 (55:14):
Better face.

Speaker 1 (55:15):
I can't tell it. That's a smile or not. Maybe
she's smiling. Maybe she smile.

Speaker 4 (55:19):
That's not a smile. She didn't give it a one.

Speaker 6 (55:22):
No, maybe I'll give it like a three that it's
not good, but I can see it being a filling
of sorts and then more baking.

Speaker 3 (55:33):
What happened to it?

Speaker 1 (55:34):
Yeah? You know what.

Speaker 6 (55:36):
I'm also not a pumpkin girl. I would rather a
sweet potato pie.

Speaker 1 (55:41):
So that's a good idea.

Speaker 6 (55:42):
Okay, it also needs more sugar.

Speaker 4 (55:47):
It does need more sugar.

Speaker 1 (55:48):
Now that's a controversy because some people have said, don't
put any in, but we always say put more.

Speaker 3 (55:52):
No, you have to put.

Speaker 1 (55:55):
Put more. Arden what are you giving it this week?
Oh lord, I love it.

Speaker 4 (56:01):
I give it a five.

Speaker 1 (56:02):
I'm giving it a nine and you don't even try it.

Speaker 6 (56:06):
I just I want you to eat that because that's
got chocolate in it, and that might be very good.

Speaker 4 (56:12):
I give it a five.

Speaker 1 (56:13):
I mean it's a nine.

Speaker 3 (56:15):
Yeah, I think that chocolate it's really good.

Speaker 1 (56:19):
Anna, do you want to try it? I just took
a bite, and what do you give it?

Speaker 4 (56:23):
I'm taking it.

Speaker 8 (56:24):
I would give it like a three point five. Look
at it. Look at there's still powder in that.

Speaker 3 (56:28):
Yeah, this is tough.

Speaker 6 (56:29):
But you guys are just fucking shoveling it in your
mouth good.

Speaker 3 (56:34):
I feel like you.

Speaker 1 (56:35):
Don't understand we were raised by like my family had
absolutely no taste growing up.

Speaker 4 (56:39):
It was like where.

Speaker 1 (56:41):
We're like a giant cottage cheese. Like I got nothing good.

Speaker 6 (56:45):
We like live at the dump and we're like orphan
hind of that's what you know, Box card children, that's.

Speaker 1 (56:51):
Box I should be so jealous of them.

Speaker 4 (56:53):
We're disgusting.

Speaker 1 (56:55):
I did. Like you know when you watch Mommy Darius
and you're like, they had it pretty good. That that's
the of.

Speaker 6 (57:00):
This thing you guys are scooping and shoveling in your
mouths is there's no kidding system.

Speaker 1 (57:07):
I love.

Speaker 4 (57:08):
But she's the host to nailed it and she's.

Speaker 3 (57:10):
Shocked, you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (57:14):
I like it when it's overdune because sometimes if it
gets you'll find a corner that's overdone.

Speaker 6 (57:17):
And.

Speaker 4 (57:20):
The person the grossest Big Goods in the world is
actively shocked and grossed out.

Speaker 3 (57:27):
I mean, it's just you didn't finish stirring it.

Speaker 4 (57:30):
You didn't finish good one.

Speaker 8 (57:35):
They make the nastiest thing that become defensive, like.

Speaker 4 (57:40):
The powdery parts.

Speaker 3 (57:41):
It looks like dog shit, and.

Speaker 1 (57:43):
You are I give you that.

Speaker 3 (57:45):
In your mouths.

Speaker 1 (57:47):
We couldn't, we couldn't necessarily cater in events on your.

Speaker 6 (57:49):
Fingers like it's really it's like it's savage. That is
truly simply the only way I can describe you savagely
eating this dessert like you've never had dessert before.

Speaker 3 (58:01):
It's really incredible.

Speaker 1 (58:03):
I gotta say, I'm not even playing it up for
the camera.

Speaker 3 (58:06):
No, I know you do.

Speaker 6 (58:07):
The way you guys are shoveling it in your mouths.
You've never had anything you liked better.

Speaker 1 (58:13):
It's really, we really do have to start treating ourselves
to better. There is a life beyond this.

Speaker 6 (58:18):
No, I'm saying no, if that's what you like, that's
what you like what we like, Okay, Nicole, Nicole, I
want to say thank you for being here, but by
the end of this.

Speaker 1 (58:27):
I don't know how I felt. Thank you for being here, Nicole.

Speaker 4 (58:32):
The scooping.

Speaker 6 (58:33):
You can't end the podcast because really we got to
get to the end of our dessert.

Speaker 1 (58:37):
We're ending it now. Watch Nicole on Everything's at the
Star nailed it, just star nailed it. All the things
all on. Listen to all of her things. Watch her on.

Speaker 4 (58:51):
You guys are doing the Batman series on.

Speaker 3 (58:54):
We unfortunately are where are you at you?

Speaker 6 (58:57):
We haven't started yet. And I've only seen one Batman
movie and it was the Robert I saw that one.
It was long and I was like, could have been longer.
I have no taste when it comes to movies, so
I might actually like these movies.

Speaker 3 (59:11):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (59:12):
I've seen a few of them. I saw Batman, the
one with Michael Keaton. I saw Batman Returns, which I
loved because that was one with Catwoman. And then I
saw I guess all the Christopher Nolan wants except the
last one.

Speaker 4 (59:24):
So you guys did Lord of the Rings, You did
Star Wars, you did Marvel, which is your least favorite franchise.

Speaker 1 (59:32):
Lord of the Rings.

Speaker 4 (59:34):
Oh my god. I used to get dragged to all.

Speaker 6 (59:38):
God bless I was like three hours of like just
nature and fairies.

Speaker 4 (59:43):
It's awful.

Speaker 3 (59:43):
And then Gollum.

Speaker 6 (59:45):
I did like, I think he's kind of not the
Gollum but the guy who ay circus I think.

Speaker 3 (59:53):
Is so hot.

Speaker 1 (59:55):
He's so cuteous.

Speaker 4 (59:56):
But if you dated Gollam, but I would, that'd be fun.

Speaker 3 (01:00:00):
Are you single? I am, and you're looking Yeah, how
long have you been?

Speaker 6 (01:00:07):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:00:07):
I want to do that to you.

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
I've been do that to me.

Speaker 3 (01:00:09):
All the every week on my podcast. Are likely have
someone for you?

Speaker 4 (01:00:12):
Let me get my roll an excellency.

Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
That doesn't happen. I single for like almost two years.

Speaker 3 (01:00:18):
Okay, dating is hard dating.

Speaker 1 (01:00:22):
I feel like my standards at this point.

Speaker 3 (01:00:23):
Are you still sing?

Speaker 4 (01:00:25):
Not right? This second?

Speaker 3 (01:00:26):
Lucky?

Speaker 4 (01:00:27):
Thank you?

Speaker 3 (01:00:27):
Did you find them?

Speaker 4 (01:00:28):
I literally deleted the apps because I was my feelings
were hurt. I was like, I went on dates to
twenty people in eight months, and.

Speaker 3 (01:00:35):
I that's a lot.

Speaker 4 (01:00:36):
It was a lot. I did it. I was like,
I've never done it. I'm going to just like try it.
I'm going to just do it. And I felt bad
and it's not even like I'm actually okay being single
like that was it was just like I was coming
out of the pandemic. I was like, we just learn
how to date, like and then I was like, Okay,
this is way too much time for something that's not
like my huge priority. So I was like, let me

(01:00:57):
just delete these and do stand up again. Like if
I'm gonna go do something at night.

Speaker 3 (01:01:01):
And you found someone doing stand up.

Speaker 4 (01:01:02):
Out in the world, yeah, out in the world a man.
It's a human man, and he saw you be funny.

Speaker 3 (01:01:07):
It was like that, Yeah, it's never happened, So you're
making it up. That's never happened.

Speaker 1 (01:01:14):
When you put it like that, it does seem too
hard to believe it.

Speaker 4 (01:01:16):
I know. I feel like this was like a unicorn.
This was like a one. This was my friend's friend.
Though it wasn't. It wasn't out in the wild, because.

Speaker 3 (01:01:24):
Every man who's ever seen me do stand up goes,
you're pretty funny. Keep it up, and I'm like, oh,
thank you. Serious the motivation to continue performing every.

Speaker 4 (01:01:33):
Guy went out with from the apps, like, and it
didn't matter if it was from hand or rya, Like,
it'd be like they had good careers and they like
date three. They'd be like, I want to be a
stand up It's like first of all, you're not funny.

Speaker 6 (01:01:43):
It is wild how many men think they're very.

Speaker 4 (01:01:46):
Very funny. It's also like there's no point of entry.
If you really were brave enough, go to an open.

Speaker 3 (01:01:51):
Mind, go do it, Go do it. It's keeping you.

Speaker 4 (01:01:53):
If you're not, then go do it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:55):
Like there's no real easing into it.

Speaker 4 (01:01:56):
No, that was every I felt like every guy eventually
was like a I would to be an actor, I
want to be stand up And it was like they
would reveal it around date three and it was just like,
but you're a lawyer, you're a journalist, you're a baseball play, Like,
why can't you just want to do what you want
to do, Like there's nothing wrong with what you're doing,
but like, don't make it seem like it's that easy
to I don't know. That was just a bum me out, Nicole.

Speaker 1 (01:02:20):
Thank you so much. Thanks everything you've brought to the literal.

Speaker 4 (01:02:23):
We were really happy that you were coming.

Speaker 6 (01:02:25):
I do.

Speaker 3 (01:02:32):
In my house.

Speaker 4 (01:02:32):
That's being that sucks. Leaks are a bummer. Thanks for coming.
Thanks anything you want to promote, in particular.

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Just season two Grand Crew, it's on. We've had We've
also Peacock has like pretty good stuff.

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On I got to get I started. I started watching
Fantastic It's so good, and then I do watch Dayline
on there because they have all the episodes, so I
dive into that. Every night I fall asleep to it.

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Usually that's so fun. I love you.

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Thank you to all my fans.

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Thank you to Vin Diesel.

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Honestly, yes, thank you, thank you, Thank you, Ton Diesel.

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Go see fast X That's what I'm going to promote.

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Okay, great, I.

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Think it's fast and furious.

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Ten.

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We gotta go.

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Okay, goodbye, Oky, bye bye. Thank you so much to
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We wanted to thank Christina Dooty for giving us the fork.
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I would sleep with all of you based on names alone.

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The names alone are spectacular.

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We got a really cute one. This is five stars.
This podcast is hot Brian from Babino. You will slap
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it every week and the guests and production crew are
the bomb. I savor it through the weekend like you
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God bless we got another one. CC forty five says
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It's a while ride off to reread little Miss Little
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Speaker 4 (01:05:34):
Brian will be doing a one man play of it.

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It's called go See It.

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Here's here's the one for you. This is from Daily
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This podcast is hilarious and fun. But why the obsession
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Speaker 4 (01:05:57):
What world? Do these two good again?

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How dare you?

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How dare you?

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Also? Ry Hanss came for the Brian State for the
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There of five stars one from here come the Pretzels.
It's hilarious and silly Brian and Arden and a guest
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It's the fifth and sixth hour of The Today Show.
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It helps the podcast enormously. Also thank you to doctor
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Speaker 4 (01:06:48):
Zach's on the Keys. We also appreciate big money players
Will Ferrell for having us.

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On and Sergia Lopez for doing our socials.

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They're just so tech.

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God bless all of them.

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God bless each and every week.

Speaker 5 (01:07:00):
Who are you wearing? Will there be pressed to ala fabias?

Speaker 4 (01:07:07):
She honey, yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:07:09):
Gotchall didn't And Brian, I hear it last there'd be
aves and they've got lots of potetcasts. But honey, no, no, no,
no monograph pies. We live in the glamor LifeLock celebrities
and sharing other favorite Pemi recipes. But honey, no, no, no,

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no autographs.

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I got no autograph autograph