"The Buffet Is Open!" w/ Lauren Lapkus

Arden and Bryan welcome the one and only Lauren Lapkus aka Princess Hollywood! They reveal who's giving No Autrographs Please energy this week including one lady who sent her entire town holiday cards that said "Go to Hell!" So chic! Plus, Arden and Bryan go on a date at the Cheesecake Factory. And did Lauren like this week's peanut butter cake? Too cool! Too much! Too Hollywood!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
No, who are you wearing? Who will there be pressed? Douai?
Yeah out targeting and Bryan I hearing last there be
if this And they've got lots of podocast, But honey, no, no, no,

(00:21):
no grass brees. We're living in the clam and lifelike
celebrities sharing out my favorite baby bit recipes. But no, no, no,
no honographs nor bab to come a live right, I

(00:43):
have to beat the bats. Ryan are yoking and you
come out of your circle to beat Listen. All I
know is this, Yes, when I did a yoga twice,
they have you do a position where you hang upside down? Yes,
as a bats? Okay, and I have two words hi
to me plus one So three words for Robert Pattinson.

(01:04):
I'm the batman. Do you understand I would have been sorry.
I'm sorry that felt like you're a threat, like like
I was doubting you. I guess what, Honey, you are
the batman of this podcast. Well as a very famous person.
Ardn't of course I'm threatened by Robert Pattinson's career. Can
I just say, Robert Pattinson has been coming after you
for years? You would have been such a better Edward

(01:26):
College of course you would have been the perfect lydiatar.
We get passed over. Hello and welcome to another episode.
I can't believe it. No autographs, but I can't believe it.
This is our sophomore effort. This is our sophomore effort.
And guess what, we've got a star start like the

(01:48):
leading movies. Literally the presses here, they're in the bushes.
There did anyone follow you in Scooba? Gear Lauren laps Oh? Hi?
Next guess from Jurassic World? You know her from the
wrong Missy? You know from Orange? Is this new plower? Orange?
You from Orange? You? You're a good girl. Orange, You're
a good girl. Orange, You're a good girl. Ladies and gentleman,
Lauren lap Gas, I'm so happy to be here. Second guess, well,

(02:13):
I had to break three like you have paparazzi that
kind of lives outside of your plans on face, Yes,
because I wasn't sure if that was just how that
person looked. No, otherwise they would have growth coming up.
I recently saw that the last they would be like
Pinocchio that but like when he had to lie? Did
you see the Guermo del Toro version of so he

(02:35):
would he Pinocchio had to save Geppetto, and he had
to lie and make his nose grow like a tree shrub.
You get him out of the story the way any sense.
It was like, I'm sorry, sure it's pronounced that way,
Pinocchio because I read it as Pinaccio. I read it
as mozzarel. I read it as Pinocchio, pins Pinocchio, Pinisio.

(02:58):
Maybe I'd like to see growl Oh my god, Lauren,
I just had a vision pena tokyo. I just had
a vision of a calling of a press thing, which
I'm just going to put into the back. Even bring this,
I'm not going up. I know the story. I have
to say it. It tickles me from It's the funniestory
anyone that we're told and no one's ever heard. It's

(03:18):
the funniest story. It's the greatest myth of all time.
Even doctor Banana shout out, Doctor Banana, shout out. Ones
and two, you don't even know this story. This is
the greatest story. Maybe at the end, maybe, but maybe
we'll be close enough by the end of the boy.
But and I'm not part of it. No, you're here today.

(03:39):
This podcast wraps up fourth season by the way you're
gonna be. You gonna be serious as you are getting
a gift card today, I am getting a seventy five
dollars And by the way, exact gift card was made
in the US. Okay, well it better be, and the
better believe that I'm gonna go great to the Mall

(04:00):
of America and spend that ship. What are you gonna
get you? What are you going? By the way, those
are the facts that I mean, the way, the way
they expect us to have. No can I do this?
No pubis by the way, Also, look, I don't mind
the shape of my ass. I gotta fine as sure
the actual flesh. Do I want everyone to see the

(04:23):
action of my skin? I mean it's fine in a
bathing suit, the skin it is at all order to
think that we're all can have are full on assholes on.
I don't want my asshole on now, which brings us
to no aut don't dare bring it back to me?
Okay you know? Okay? I want also to say we
both traveled with Brian to Rhode Island. Yes, and now

(04:44):
you missed this. Briden was going on a date. Briden,
but not on a bunch of dates to Rhode Island.
Right went again when we went again without me, But
you're welcome, you were invited. You have a life and
a family. You have a life, no life in a family.
Brian went without me. Brian her choice. Brian got ready

(05:04):
to go on a date. He was wearing a bathing
with a with a windbreaker tucked in, tucked it, tucked
in like he tucked in. He tucked in. I was
going to Newport tucked in. He tucked into his bathing
suit like Bruce straw strings stringing. She was like panty
shorts and like boat. She was a tucked in windbreaker

(05:28):
that he'd walked to the Of course my tennis had
as you did you expect to go in the water. No,
I had no. I didn't think that was going to happen.
I expect him to be wearing a bathing suit as well.
You have to understand no, because we were going to
a place in Newport that looked kind of like fancy
on the house in Arden Goes. I think he deserves

(05:48):
better than Wow. So you put shittier than how she
said it. It wasn't no. I have my friend Brian,
and I felt like I just again, I had not
this was right. I was as a divorcee yr I
had not actually I had not actually activated any accounts. Yeah,
I was, so I was more asking questions. So the

(06:11):
idea of going on a date was scary to me,
and I was like, You're like, is this what you
would wear? I just didn't know is this what it's
like out there? So that I was like, so I
knew when I started dating. I had to get a
wind breaker. I had to get men's trump right, I
did Tucket and I had to get boat shoes. I
had to get a tennis high lesson learned, lesson, learn
change often. Now I know. I did end up putting
on a shirt with a collar. But it was a beautiful.

(06:33):
I mean it was like, am I wrong in thinking
that if two men are going on a date, one
won't be mad to see the other's penis outlined by
a bathing? So I don't think that would be that's
true because all every man wants to send, not necessarily receive.
Any man on earth wants to send. Yes, is it

(06:54):
just a close up of his dick and doorballs? Now?
You I remember you got one and it said it said,
well we were there, and it just said uncut. What
did it say? First of all, uncut gems and I
am talking about that, I'm Sandler movie Dick is out
of context, then Dick is cut. Yeah, okay, honey. Know
what happened was someone reached out to me grinder, and

(07:15):
the pickup line was the question that I was asked. Yeah,
big loads, big loads. That wasn't very serve them. You know, man,
I like to think that I'm pretty virile. And uh,
all I know is you come around me. Yeah, get
out that fucking pop tart baby, yeah, no icing, yeah,
because it's gonna fill up with sprinkles. Yes, you know.

(07:39):
Can I just say I love talking metaphors. Sprinkles come
out of your peepee? Of course they do. We I
went out a date with somebody who turned out to
be not a nice person nowhere, and the upshot that
we know that we know, and the upshot was I
found out that he confessed again, I've not been on
any date at all in years. When he confessed he

(07:59):
was embarrassed. Is that he basically like coughed dust like
he had nothing, like nothing came out I have. I
didn't even like, I didn't like hook up with her.
He just but he was like, he told me his fear.
He was worried about losing his hair. And you know
this person, well, I'm pretending I don't. Okay, I know
who this is. I have some hot gauss yeah about

(08:19):
I have a friend who works in entertainment, Mary Hart.
It's very hard the white suppressivo supremacist. There was a
rumor that she was she spoke at like Trump rallies.
I don't know. I shouldn't even say that, Okay, okay,
because I don't know. But anyway, okay, and I would
hate to offend her obviously. But um, apparently propetia makes

(08:42):
you come clear. What isn't that wild? No? One that
makes it come out like a color, like a rainbow,
like a like a like a like a swirl, like
a swirl, like doesn't like gas puddle like I'm over
at exactly. Yeah, a shimmering, sh shammering. I'm surprised they

(09:03):
haven't come up with that yet. There should be a
pill you can take to make your compa should be
a body. Yeah, it makes things come out of our
bodies differently. I do want to say this. There is
such a thing back to the anything, there is such
a thing I have learned a butt facial? What is that? Basically?
But you have to like apparently go in. This person
who by the way, told me said it, like, yeah,

(09:24):
just go get when you have to do it every week?
And I'm like, are you win? People have money and
time do they have? They like botox it, they like
do all this stuff to make it like look, wait,
that must or the cheek Oh no, no, no, the cheeks.
That must be what a lot of these people are doing.
You have to Oh no, I think they do. Like
I think it's like a thing. So wait, what do
they do? They do? You can move botox and your booty. Yeah,
it's called a butt facial. I don't want to do that.

(09:46):
I'm not recommending it. I don't want to do Should
we do that? Should sit on it and have pooke
come out right next to You're absolutely right? Can I
just say? Your makeup looking really, We'll get to your makeup.
They talk about that. Yeah, you look good, this is
rote you. We'll talk about that. Land everyone knows. At
the end of this episode, we make and we're gonna

(10:07):
get beauty. We talk beauty and routine. Now, Brian, now
I want to give a shout out to our no
autographs please of the week. Yes, okay. Now for those
of you who don't remember new from our one episode,
if you if you couldn't remember from our one episode,
because I no and no auto graphs please. Energy. It's
sort of like a fuck itt energy. It's something who
is blindly sometimes delusionally confident and aspired to that. Yes, okay, Yes,

(10:30):
So I want to give because again because because we can,
we can be hard on ourselves, of course, and I
feel like I want to incorporate some of that fake
it tea and make it like blind confidence Hollywood provado.
So here's a person that I would ecnomic. This is
circling back to the hometown of where you had your
date and think in Rhode Island. So there's a general store.
It's the only store in town. I'm gonna give out,

(10:52):
shout out Wilbur's General Store. I've been there, she's been.
How great is that store? Literally we did, How great
is Wilbur's. It's a fantastic store. What I love so much.
You walk in and it kind of reminds you of
old dime stores from the end of the day complete
it has like a Woolworth's feel from nineteen twenty. Yeah, wooden,
creaky floor. But then you kind of go into other
rooms and there's like good home where it's like nice,

(11:13):
like napkin sets and like you know, butter dishes and
cans beautiful. And then you keep going and you can
go to like the paint department and can get chained
for your anna. You've been there, and this is the
only store in town. This is it, And that's honestly
where that's where my you know, bike comes to a
sputter stop, because I feel I need many stores and
many options that I don't know that I could handle

(11:35):
one store, one store, everything online Nordstrum though, it's like
the Nordstrom, a little compet It's like the Nordstrum where
everyone knows everybody's business. And well, I hope you don't
ever move to communist rush from back in the day options.
Thank you, that's right. Are we really going to have
this spite again? No, you're right. I said we wouldn't
do this. That's that's why you got divorced. That's a

(11:59):
different divorced. Osparately, it is divorced. Our fight was so
bad we had a divorce different everyone. Yes, Oh I hate.
Fuck you, fu FuG you Fudge college mom in front
of me, thank you for fixing you. We can't say such. No,

(12:19):
that was from a real Housewives of Salt Lake City.
This sun goes you don't want mom. Fudge College. Honestly,
fudge that Fudge College. I did see the Fudge College shirts.
Did you see that? Yeah? Incredibly Fudge College. So here's
my shout out to no autographs please. Energy of the week.
There was a woman who shall remain nameless from my hometown.
She had no teeth and she smoked a corn cob pipe.

(12:40):
She was a little old lady. Sounds like my future.
It's like by So she would hang out at Wilburg's
at the counter and just like fucking hope people. My
mom would be like, oh shit, there's so and so
all day. You're like, you didn't want to get cornered
by her. Yeah, but she didn't have a driver's license,
and there's no obviously there's no uber, not that, no
taxi whatnot. So she would where would you literally just

(13:01):
Wober's bag? I do you also want to say? The
only uber I've ever seen available in Little Compton for
it takes forty five minutes. To get their egg be
the only option is uber pet every time throw your
dog or yak. You don't have just a dog, you
have a yack, You've got chickens. There's a chicken. So

(13:21):
this woman would hang out. She'd order groceries, but she
couldn't bring them home because it's also way too far.
Everybody lives miles away. So she would have like some
of the local teens, these boys like these like teenage boys,
college boys. They would get hired to drive the groceries
to her house. Shout out no auto. She would then proceed.
You shout it out your own podcast. She's shut up

(13:42):
her energy. No autogros please. She would literally be buck naked,
answering the door in like a like a robe or
like a full She would greet them like hello, hello
young man, like college boy. That isn't the delusion of
She would like greet them dolls. That's right. She had.
She had a corn cob pipe, no teeth, and and

(14:02):
everybody knew if you get said groceries, that's a real
no autographs please. Energy wonderful, isn't it. Well, yeah, I
guess my hometown. Yeah. Um. A person who was bold
um to say the least and one year she sent
Christmas cards to everyone in the neighborhood. That's nice, that's
very nice. Everybody loves Yet I loved, I love thought.

(14:26):
It was like a green card with a gold wreath
on the front. Gorgeous And it said in her script,
go to hell. Did she haven't printed up? And I
wrote it in her Wow? Yeah, was there a message
that everyone got one. I knew you would like it.

(14:50):
I told you you were gonna like it. I told
you you were gonna like I told you about that.
He is everything. It is very confident. We never I
gotta say, because you're from yeah, yeah, from little little Content,
Texas doesn't have that sass. It would just it would

(15:11):
be like bless your heart or something. Yeah, you know
underneath I feel like it has weight because that is
like this was sort of like shocking and kind of hilarious.
That is fabulous. The real names of both of these
women I know, and they're incredible. I have one hometown
hero to talking collect to me. She was my sex
head teacher. Wow already personal explain no, And she would

(15:38):
always and the class would like sort of snicker when
she said it. But she only said she pronounced it mature,
which truly makes me sick. Mind too. Maturity, I said, puberty.
And she would also say, and ladies, as you developed
a boozem, want to get to laugh. It's like, she said,
home going Like ha ha, I said boozem. I said

(16:00):
to her pubic care puobis pubs poobs. And then she
would also she taught us about golden showers, and she said,
she said, quote and now again this is back in
the day, of course, and this is Massachusetts. Yeah, she said,
some homosexuals are aroused by urinate and on one another.
Oh my god. No, I had not held hands with

(16:21):
a boy. I want that on a belt. And she
taught us about Cleveland steamers and I didn't. And then
and I had to actually confirm I not. I'd not
even held hands with the boy. Why is she jumping
ahead of like explaining the pieces of a body. Let's
just understand why not. Um My teacher was um definitely
like a kind of butch lesbian in retrospecture we didn't

(16:45):
catch by the way, Okay, I smelled like tuna ficient
and cigarettes. She was really like a kind of like
a hardcore like person, like just kind of like an intense,
strong energy to her, and she had these two big
dogs that she called bitches because they were female. These
are my bitches. People, there was a it's always dog
like dog breeders or people like that. Yeah, bitches, Yeah, okay, bitches.

(17:14):
That is so Yeah, it's a lot. It's a journey.
Will you before we sign off, will you give a
shout out to the hero at the dump when you
add another Little Compton hero when you tried to find
up the schedule. I went to the Little Compton Dump.
But if you don't know is I'm gonna compare it
to um whatever not scary farm is in the rest
of the year, not Sparry Farm. Yeah, so the dump

(17:36):
is like a great place to go. Yes, it's really
it's so fun. You didn't get to go. It's really
freaking get picked through the ship. You know, you have
to drive and you're literally driving on like a roller
clip like so fun. If you've never been to a
small town dump, you do because you want. Yeah, you
been to the dump? Will you? Can you? This is
not gonna doctor banana. Doctor Bananna is doesn't take staying

(17:56):
in Little Compton before you end up at the dump.
Because I say there we had an airbnb, so we
didn't have to deal with our own trash. We didn't
have to do and actually got lucky. Yeah, oh no,
you didn't get lucky. We were lucky. And what were
your thoughts on the dump? It was great. I love
the sort of organizational sort of structure they have going
on there. It feels like a ride. It's not very fun.

(18:17):
Run into people. You can have small talk. People leave
out things, items, they leave out chair, you can like
you can't find something good, you can find something good. Okay, awesome,
So Brian, we love the dump. I love them. First
of all, I got I was a celebrity at the dump.
You were because you ran into someone with a very
very fun name to say if you're from Rhoda. He
popped out of the PopEd and he said, what did
you hear your friend? What he says Martin? Yeah, we

(18:43):
went to school together. Yeah, obsess Ad and sew Mattin.
There's a two three great names to say from I
love it. Okay, So then you have to find out
if we could bring the trash to the DOMP. I
was tasked with the responsibility and I drove chorus. We
had rented Yeah, and I went to the ducks Ard

(19:03):
and said, you've got to find out if they're open
on Sunday. You got to rent a tourists you got it,
You've got to rent a t I drive to the
Dome and I asked the guy, are you guys open
on Sundays. He looks at me like I have just
absolutely taken a frying pan and smashed it on space,
and he goes, Sundays, Now, we're not open on Sundays.
And I was like, oh, okay, I just wasn't sure.

(19:24):
He goes and we're not open on Wednesdays, and I
was like, oh, okay, cool, So now I know he's like, yeah,
we're not upen Wednesdays. Ah, Sundays, got it, okay, And
he goes, yeah, we're not up on Wednesdays, but we're
not up in Sunday. So the way you can remember
it and I must have for sure this isn't printed
on me, is he like Wednesday is the day when
like normally people aren't closed. Yeah, Sunday everyone's closed, so

(19:47):
it's like one for another. And I was like, I
love this neumonic No, this is like this is amazing
because I will make up neumonic devices that make no
sense like this, yeah, and then like I will that's
how I remember where I parked or whatever, Like I'll
be like, right, so if I park on like three B,
I'll be like three B or not three B. But
I'm like, that's not helpful because it makes you want
to think to be or not to be. Yeah, but
then you're like, it's not, it's not it's the one

(20:08):
that's not to be. Yeah, I love that. Well, he
was a delight And like you said, Lauren, I will,
I will never forget it. I love him. Now Art
and I are going on a first date. Now everyone
knows everyone Now everyone legendarily knows. Everyone knows. We go
on a first date every week and we use lines
in this improv for the first date that people have

(20:29):
sent in that are the worst lines that they ever
heard on the worst thing they were ever told on
a days, real lines that we're the worst one, lines
that were said taken out of context, and really like
not fake ones. We want the real And you can
either you can either tweet to us at Arta marine
m y r I n or at Brian Sofie. Don't
tag both of us because we don't want to see

(20:50):
each other or you can email us at naps pod
one at gmail dot com. We just need to hear
the number one number, the number one well you you
well you. We just need the single line out of
context that we said and we if we use it,
we'll give you credit on air and um and we're
going to incorporate it, Lauren, We'll be joining in on

(21:11):
our bad date anytime before we say the line. We're
gonna if it's a if it's coming up, that was
a real thing that was emailed or tweeted it. You're
gonna hear a bill like that, just like that. It's
a real bell I bought. I bought a hotel bell,
I bought a bell hop ball, I know, I want
to go get the lug edge. Yeah, go get it,
go get it, go get it? Is it? You know what?

(21:32):
Let me explain. Oh yeah, keep the ball in the air, babe.
Wow wow wow. Okay questions Yes, technically, do I need
to put my microphone to the bell or just hit it? Okay?
When we come back, we will be having a date
at the cheesecake factory. We take you to the cheesecake

(22:00):
factory where our date is in progress. Hey, you're a Hummer,
danny Ka tremble. Yeah, yes, Oh you must be a
kier Alice. It's actually keen. Oh you're keen. I'm keen
as ki e a E n well k e A
Okay wait, Kate. So what's it like to work for

(22:21):
a dying company? Okay, that's a little rude. I mean,
I'm sorry, I'm just curious. You know, I'm just trying
to get Circuit City off the ground. Oh look, Circuit
City is not necessarily dying. Sure, we're no best buy,
But I mean, what's it like? You know, I gotta
be honest with you. Um, it's not my main job.

(22:41):
Oh yeah, I mean it's sort of a day job.
It's sort of a day job. You're a dog trainer,
aren't you. Are you a dog groomer? I am a
dog I'm a dog trainer and groomer, very famously. And
also I'm really passionate about cyclist rights and fighting for
cyclists to get the same respect on the road to strive. Well,
I did notice that you were wearing bike shorts with

(23:02):
a windbreaker tucked him and a mule, and I just
thought that was a gore. Can we get a table here?
What's the deal. Yeah, can we get a table. I'm sorry,
I was I just I get this library book back
by tomorrow, so I was just trying to finish it. Okay,
this is great expectations. What is it? Greg expectations? Greg expectations?

(23:24):
It's like is it like a young adult version? It's
all about Gregg. He's got big expectations. I don't think
he's ever going to see it through. Okay, he has
to try it. He's got a got a big he's
got a big chest match. Okay, chest chest, he's got
a big chest match. Chest match. Oh, I think it's chest.
It's really good at chest. I didn't know that, um,
teens were still wearing like the out of mouth headgear.

(23:47):
Oh I'm not a teen, Sorry, I miss I mistook that. Okay, um,
how old are you? That's how old are you? I'm
twenty six? Well I'm forty two okay yeah, uh yeah, Well,
you know, at first, I didn't realize what a big
head you have because your boobs are so big that
it all looks proportional that, you know what? Fresh? Can

(24:09):
I just say I appreciate that I'm finally balanced out.
I did have some surgery to correct I had quite
a large chest. Can I say something in your defense? Yes,
I am not interested in dating beautiful people. I prefer
interesting looking people well like you. Well, I want you
to know and retaliation to that, I just checked out

(24:33):
every single guy here. You're the hottest. You're kidding you
check them. This guy made me watch a video of
him winning a foot race against his co worker in
their office building that day, and he capture you're playing
it and got so stoked upout himself that he got
a bone. Wag. I didn't. This guy made me watch

(24:56):
a video of him winning a foot race against his
co worker in their office building that thing, and he
kept replaying it and got so stoked about himself that
he got a boner. Can I just say that I
understand at Circuit City in Order, Yeah, it's a dying company, okay, keen,
But when I choose to keep them morale up. I
am assistant manager. I'm very proud of that. It's not
my main goal in life, but you've got to have

(25:18):
We've got Circuit City Olympics, You've got we compete against
other we have intramurals against other Circuit Cities, team building.
I'm sorry I didn't mean for the question to be
so antagonist. If people are running too slowly and getting
in my way during a race, he'll elbow them so
they falled out. Would you know what I do? We

(25:38):
get a buzzer thing that we can hang out, you
can hold and just kind of put you in the system.
The last name is trimble Dash Alex A. That's if
we get married. If she and I get married, that's
gonna be our Yeah, I'm gonna take her second. So
your last name is Alex. Yeah, my name is Keena.
I'm going to tell you something. People get abducted and

(26:02):
taken away from the things that they are the most
familiar with in their lives. What do you mean? I'm
just saying that every day a tragedy happens. Okay, And
here I remember now why I don't eat oysters. You
know what? Can you seem like someone who would like
renaissance fars? I love them. I actually used to work
at one braiding women's hair. Women's just the name is

(26:26):
trimble Dash Alex table for two table. I already put
it in and you're in the system here, this buzzes
you're I mean, do you want to just come back
to my place and see my summer city. Oh yes, okay, okay,
give it to me. You know I work in I

(26:48):
work at an electronic store. I sell in Texas instruments. Oh,
and I gotta say this, buzz. It's like you came
in and fronted at me about Circus City and you
work at Texas and strum. Oh. I was trying to
relate to you because I thank you to your table.
I'm also your server, all right, table for two, not
at the bar, in a booth and not sitting next
to either end. I only serve at the bar. Thank you, Todd. Well,

(27:11):
I'll get you. I'll get you. I'll get you. Thank you, Tad,
Thank you. Listen. I don't know if this is too forward.
Hi just sit, don't right over here, and then I'll
be right. Thank you. Kimberly, Kimberly, I have to be honest, Kimberly.
I need a menu that's the size of a binder.
Can you make that happen? Do you always wear glasses
because my ex husband wore glasses. You know what, I'm

(27:33):
gonna get to that menu right now. It's clear you're
not over your ex based on how much you've talked
about him. I've said one thing. I've said one thing.
All I'm saying is move on. Okay. Look, did I
finish my abduction story? Oh? No, okay, here we go, Kimberly.
I don't think it was to me. Kimberly, can I
tell you my abduction? I'd like to hear it. People
are taken all the time, do you know what I mean?

(27:55):
And given gone to second locations? Then if they don't
never get to a second location, it happened to me
you were taking. Yeah. Well, he unzipped his jeans, laid
back on the bed and said that the buffet is open,
and I didn't know you can eat? Wait? What smiling?
Who makes me smile? Wow? Kimberly, are you okay? Listen guys,

(28:19):
I'm a cop. I'm a cop. Oh my god, I didn't.
I didn't look. I just not. I told you it
wasn't my main thing. You know. I'm a cop, my cop,
So sorry, can you just order now? I'll have a check.
K did the explosion salad? Okay, I'll have the five
thousand calories? Okay? From a cop. It doesn't matter. I know,

(28:42):
cops don't matter who I don't know. I meant cops do. Listen,
here's what I would like, and I need you to
take pen to paper. Oh okay, I don't. I can
do it all up here. I guarantee you can't. But
here we go. Boy, I need clam millionaires. I'm gonna
make a nomnic device in my head to me. I
need fittucchin oh dente, and I need your very international

(29:06):
italian fish. Okay, so can you repeat that back to
me clembidae? Yes, don't help me? Okay, fezzuccin al dente,
h kimberly and an Italian fish? Whoa, I'm going to Milan.
In the South they cook at olive oil, which comes

(29:26):
from olives, and in the North they cook with butter,
which comes from I don't know, chickens. Okay, Um, I'll
be right back with those that you know what. It's
all frozen and we just kind of yours is already,
so yeah, it'll just be ready in two seconds, honestly,
because I have to tell you if something is not
deep frozen. Yeah, and if something is not something I
could recognize in a heartbeat for a freezer door. Yeah,

(29:48):
Well this sug or, would you call myself? Yes? Huh
isn't appetized? No, I remember why I don't eat oysters.
Oh my, you don't know where there's either, Kimberly. I
don't know who else doesn't. Well, um, Todd? Where is Todd? Todd?
You're calling me? Todd? You at Pejoria? Are you all right?

(30:11):
Oh my god? Are you all right? I'm fine. I
was falling. How old are you now? I'm ninety? Nut Todd,
you're spout some jelly on your shirt. Let me lick
it off. It's not jelly, but you can look it. Okay.
I feel like I'm having dinner with my dad. You
remind me of my sister. I really wanted to date
your best friend, but since he has a girlfriend, I

(30:33):
asked you out. God, I didn't know. Listen, I didn't
know how to ask you out. Like I know, I
know that Mary thought we might have something in common.
Did out of it? Out of it because we because
we're both interested in fan fiction. But I just need
you to know I remember, kid. I need you to

(30:53):
know that I've reevaluated my life and I now believe
anyone who reads fan fiction must be a pedophile. So
since you do, I'm concerned that this won't work out.
You need to make more money here city, I'm gonna
get a penchion. You know what money. I'll never forget
what Mary told me when she talk to me about you. Well,

(31:13):
let's cut you, okay, him, Mary, Oh my god, I
have the best woman to set you up. Can't You
aren't like a prophet when it comes to I just
I have a crystal ball that I look into, and
I just know who the perfect matches. Right here. I
see it. It looks like the wonderful Emerald City Wizard
of Oz we've got walking down the yellow brick road.

(31:35):
It's the perfect woman for you, Dorothy, No silly, Sorry,
it's a metaphor. Okay, but she did get her slippers
off a dead witch. Shit, Okay, cut to Okay, Listen,
I um, Mary, I just I'm really lonely. I know
I do not want to be with somebody the worst glasses.
You know that my ex has been more glasses. I

(31:56):
never want to hear about him again. I mean, listen,
he was weak, he had no upper body straight well,
he and his glasses obviously couldn't see for ship. He
couldn't hear dead eyes. That jeans anybody in my crystal ball,
with which I only need one eye open. Oh, Mary,
I see the perfect guy. He's a cowardly lion with
the heart of the tin man. Mary. Cut to Mary,

(32:16):
can I ask you a question? Of course, sweetie? Who
is she supposed to be in this metaphor Wizard of Oz?
So okay, there's this character that we don't see much
of in the original film. Who kind of supposed to
be supposed to be? Sorry, my split screen came together? Hi? Hi, Hi,
I am. I am Tremble. Are your last name? I

(32:40):
go by Tremble When you're a cop, you want to
blend in as a lady cop slash circuit tity employee.
But I don't know, can I? Um? I just I
really like for you to read my novel and give
me feedback. Cut back to the cheesecake factory. Do you
remember how we used to get along when we met
by accident? We met on that split screen. That was
so cute watching that flashback. Yeah, I loved it. Kimerally, okay, Kimberly,

(33:04):
don't come in on my date? Okay? Can I just
give you the best line? If you guys do end
up going up, can you can you have a girl moment? Yeah?
If you guys do end up going home to com Yeah,
let's just give you the perfect thing to say here.
It's just like this guy said this to me once.
I'm like, it felt really good. Yeah, I'm gonna try it.
I'm gonna try it on. It was amazing. Okay, let's

(33:26):
hear it. Okay, So I guess it's something he actually
should be a guy moment aside. Yeah, wait, you want
to just come here? Yeah? Yeah, just keep your hands
busy tremble, So like what you need to say, like
if you kind of want her to like go down.
Oh you know someone went down on me once in
Baowolf of the movie. Okay, well you kind of get

(33:48):
her in your room into like you know, a position, Okay,
and you say, let's put those clarinet skills to use
in the bedroom of your heart. Looking wait to cut
your apartment? Hey, you know where is your sim city?
I thought we were here to look at your sim city.
I know it's in the other room, but I have

(34:09):
to tell you before we get in. First, my dick
has two holes, one where it supposed to be in them,
one other time like a blow hole. Annoy. You see
that Pinocchio with the it made an annoise it does
make a noise um when you blow on it. Have
you ever been to the symphony? No, cut to the symphony,

(34:33):
this symphony? I know. Do you want to meet the
clarinet player? Clarinet Sarah? Sorry, didn't mean to scrape by.
Sorry Sarah, my dearest heart. Yes, yes, we're on our
third day. Never met a clarinet player, and I was

(34:55):
wondering if you could, how do you perform it? Like?
What what? What is that your process? You have to
put a read on it, like if you blow and
read on it? Is that funny? I love? Isn't she funny?
So you suck on your read and then you slap

(35:17):
it on in the clarinet up at the base. I
feel like you guys are how do you know each other?
We were adopted together at the same time. And then
she started going down on me. No blood. But what
I want you to explain to her is how my
dick has the two holes. Oh I cannot okay, so

(35:43):
it actually makes soup. I took it to a bad
place whatever truth truth. So anyways, so um as you
can see him an amazing clarinet player, yeah, obvious, and
he has a wene that looks like a clarinet kind
of one that's not finished really if you're being honest,
because it does only has one hole on the top
and one at the top other top. H on the top,

(36:03):
one on the top, and I'm one on the other top.
It's the top top. Yeah, but it's not really that
I don't know. So anyways, web trop is uh huh.
You gotta put the finger on the home and that's
how you make this sound. Yeah. I feel like this
is a kind of an elaborate way to get me. Yeah.
Do you want to take a express train down to

(36:30):
do wear a candy Land? Are you? Are you your?
I grew up having sex in your Ope, I've never
encountered a woman with zero vulnerability. Who meet Danica Tremble. Wow, Well, listen, guys,
the world is not a safe space. Okay, we are
all I am a cop. I'm a cop, and we
are all threatened. And look, I don't don't make me

(36:52):
say this, but well I don't use them regularly. I
am hanging on to some automatic weapons because they are
gonna be worth a lot what money once they get bad. Yeah,
so you're sitting on a gold mine. I'm sitting on
a gold mine. Do I need vulnerability? No, Well, now
that you mentioned that, would you mind co signing an
apartment for my AX? Already sort of told him that

(37:12):
you would. I figured that behind the one that I
wanted to go out with. Yeah, sorry, I towards the valet,
oh shortcase, got symphony's over, symphonies over back to cheesecake
battery Wow, Todd, Yeah, Kimberly, Yeah, Danica, tremble. I wanted Actually,
I don't even know why I called out Tom and

(37:33):
Todd and Kimberly. Absolutely nothing to say to you except
that this took a lot of effort to get a table. Okay,
and you will be hearing about it now. I remember
why I don't need an oyster, Danica. I know we've
had a really really rocky, really rock house the future.
You insulting my electronics career when yours is worse than mine.

(37:53):
You're right, and I realized I probably need to do
a little bit more humble. I was wondering if maybe
you'd want to do It's like, can I just say
I really like a bad boy and I like somebody
that makes me question? Like am I am? I up? Oh?
Your bill? Sorry, it hasn't been paid I didn't mean
to interrupt. It seemed like maybe you guys are gonna kiss,

(38:15):
But I just wanted to say I can pay for dinner.
I accuse these guys who are bullis to me in
high school, beating me up a year ago, and I
got a bunch of money in the settlement because I'm
a really good liar. Wow, I just wanted to say
that I got your dinner. Thank you. On them, I
will be bad. Yeah, So that means like we don't

(38:36):
even live a tip or anything? Right, No, I don't
even want one. I'd be offended. Can you say tell
me I feel seen by you. I'm gonna write about
you in my next move. I'd love for you to
paint me. I'm like a portrait of me, Like just
like we're Jack and Rose. Yeah, but you're a Rose
and I'm Jack. I'd love her. And then I can

(38:57):
have your steamy hand in the back of my car. Absolutely.
My bed is a door, so it will work perfectly.
I'm sorry. What well? Whatever was it a door? What
they hey, Todd, what they float on in Titanic? They
flew flew on a door? Okay, he want to talk,
he said, flew the Titanic was about the Titanic. It
was a ship that went down. Okay, it is the
way he wants me to go. Well, it wasn't the

(39:20):
last time I thought about that. I I I got this, Toddy,
you got a Todd's nine to five, the Dabney Coleman movie. Okay, okay,
we got it. Good Bye, I'm going home with you.
I'll come home and we're back, Lauren. You know, we're

(39:44):
trying to become lifestyle influencers, so we'd like to recap
the date with you talk about your beauty routine. But
first and foremost, we're going to make you the most
healthy dessert with p peep Fit. Do you know of
pep Fit? Do you know about pin I don't, but
I'm happy to be sponsored by that. It's powdered peanut butter. Yes.
And what it is is it's dehydrate peanuts. So you

(40:04):
know how, for instance, peanut butter has four thousand calories
and seven fat totally, so this has seventy calories, seventy
calorie and it's it's basically just dehydrated peanuts. Okay, you
mix this with water, it turns into peanut butter. Yes,
you mix this with agang are you vegan? No? Are
you vegan? Are you? Are you crawl sagan? Then we're

(40:26):
gonna make you a delicious cake that you can make
in the microwave. It only takes a few minutes and
by the way, it's legit good. Well, I'm really excited.
I also did bring my finishing touches. What did you?
What did you bring the something? What are we waking?
Because we also want our listeners to send us recipes? Oh,
that's going to be true. What is it? Is? An
unreal dark chocolate peanut gem, which is basically just a

(40:47):
peanut with chocolate around it and a hard candy shell
that it's certified vegan, sortified, gluten free, sort of fright
on fair trade ingredients, color by vegies, no delated and
sustainable ingredients aka disgusting. No, it's okay. So what we're
putting right now for our viewers at home? What are
we doing right? What were you going to do? Our bass?
Which is we're gonna do two tablespoons of peanut butter powder. Okay,

(41:08):
I love your kitchen. This is our gorgeous kitchen. Yeah,
we do. We mix it. It's like a pumpkin pie. Laura,
you want to do sort of equal parts pumpkin exactly,
and this is pure pumpkin. Okay. Last week we I
made the error. I really screwed the pooch at the
store I got. I got pumpkin pie. But it was tasted,
it was good. I'm glad you go to right this

(41:29):
and then we're gonna put in and then you mix
with an egg. Here's the egg. Okay, Now, Laura, I
want to combine these first two things. First. I love this.
This is the part of the recipe I called first
things first. First things first, uh huh. So you do
a bunch of stuff, then you say first things first,
that's right. Do you want cocoa powder? An you want
to make it chocolate? Of course do Obviously I'm a

(41:50):
chocolate So today we have Hershey's Coco unsweetened coco. Now
you're not as Stevia Gale, but I have some drops
of vanilla Stevia. If you want to have truvilla, which
is awesome. I don't think I need that. There's gonna
be enough going on. We'll put in your well, put
in your chocolate in this, yes, and how confident? How

(42:10):
many we get? Smart? So we're gonna show the audience.
We're putting those in donning gems. This is going to
be a peanut butter chocolate here, Yeah, putting it in.
I'm putting it in now. Lauren. What is your beauty regiment?
You're a very gorgeous galahounded by the press. What are
We recently did a makeup lesson with our friend Michael

(42:32):
Duquet and what did you learn? Because I feel like
we learned so much from Michael. What did you learn?
Shout out to Michael. So, I've basically been doing the
same routine for many years at this point. You know,
where is that just your idea? Huh? Is that your idea?
Or that was like, that's you're the best person ever.
You're in the best person ever, mug. I just love

(42:52):
how you said you want this episode. I don't know,
let's throw it in there few minutes. Okay, Wow, what
a fun retro looking micro Thank you. Okay, So tell
me who is this Mike Ducat? So Michael Ducat, not
Mike Michael. Excuse me. He's our makeup artist who we
love and he's done us for many events and art

(43:15):
is everything. Ok. A lot of happening over there, it
doesn't seem to know how to do more than like
ten seconds and started, okay, it might know how Okay, how,
I don't know. So Michael is an amazing makeup artist, Yes,
and he we had a makeup lesson with him. We did,
and it was so great because I think, you know,
if you were makeup makeup every day, you tend to

(43:35):
kind of get in the same routine. That's right, and
it's just easy you kind of slap it on, that's right.
I learned a lot of tips. What did you learn,
Like the style changes over the years. Yeah, tips change people.
One thing he taught me that I loved was to
put on your highlighter here before your foundation. She's pointing,
if you're just listening at home, it's a cheek bone area.
It's like it's like your high and he do you

(43:57):
use like a liquid highlighter is like the good highlo
foundation over it, So there's like actually a pop happening.
I don't have an arm right now. I have it
on and you sort of push it in with your fingers.
You push it in and it creates a great um
line here. Now I don't have it on right now,
I judge I have it. I have it on UM.
I did have half version of what he taught us.
But he also was teaching me about shading my eyelid

(44:19):
area in the in the what do you call it
the crease crease, and then doing another color on top.
But it's the darker in the crease. I always just
like one color. So he had us to the darker
in the crease and then the lighter kind of up
on the brow bow, which I have on an eyeliner
on top. And then he also had us then he
had us push the foundation in and use a face

(44:41):
oil rather than a moisturizer. Well, there's also an amnic
device to remember the order of your kidding, what is it? Oil, moisturizer, sunscreen?
That's just for why do you put oil on? Because?
And then he also taught us to put the bronzer
at the end and you can. And we also used

(45:02):
the same brush for everything. So that was interesting because
I felt like you had to just have like a
thousand I've been bouncing ground with brushes. I haven't done that,
but I like it and that you come down and
then you put a little bit of because because now
the Instagram look the TikTok look is a little more
like there's a little more contour, so there's a little
bit of bronzer up by the hairline and then coming
down sort of the cheek on like under my, my, my,

(45:24):
my tree is gone. It's ready, should be ready. I
feel like it's ready. I think this should be careful.
This looks good. I see that. I see the china.
Let's stir it. Do you see the uncut dumbs? Okay,
so it's a cake texture. It's like a pudding. Okay,
it's like a hot It's like a it's like a
hot it's like a molten lava cake. I'm very excited.
Did you make up this recipe? We did, sort of

(45:46):
you because we're vain and we like it in there. No,
should we could put someone now, let's stir it in. No,
we don't listen to our guests. She did, she did,
she did. We didn't. Let's stir it. That's okay, we
don't listen to our guests. That's okay, it should have been.

(46:06):
Now it looks really good. Right by the way. You
want a little you want a little vaniah stev out,
Let's put a drop in good honestly does honestly I
think I could get myself in front of the TV.
One little drop, one little drop, little doesn't want it?
Does sweet enough? Let me test that to be sure. No, no, no, no, no,
no no no no, it's going to be hot. We

(46:29):
also eat it with you. Okay, good? I want it sweeter.
But that's just me. I'm a monster. I think we
should anymore. Not the egg. No, no, I think that's
it because I think it just scrambles the No. I
don't think we should do it. I don't think this
is very good enough. I don't know if you have

(46:51):
our previous they had sweet one. I think it would
it taste like to me? I think we did it wrong.
Let's right, sween tastes like a sweet potato. I haven't
what's wrong with that? Well, it shouldn't be that. I
think it tastes better with the vanilla Stevia. Let me
get some chocolate on it next time. I'm not going
to do the egg and I might have put too
much pumpkin on this one. You put a lot of pumpkin.

(47:12):
It's better with a sweeten arm. I'm not getting any
peanut butter. Gonna be honest, guys, I love it honestly, Anna,
I know want some Anna, get a spoon. I know
you want something. I mean, look, I honestly would have
tell you you don't need to try it. I don't
need to be rude. No, you're wrong, don't what are
you talking about? You're wrong? Then what do you mean
to be? It's not enough? It's too much pumpkin. There's

(47:33):
too much pumpkin. It's not enough peanut butter. Anna, get
a spoon, A long one has to try it. I'm
gonna have a couple, m go grab one inside. You
guys are great. I love you guys. That's just not
my favorite dessert. Anna, you can, I'll be honest, like
you saw how you made it? Right? Do you want

(47:53):
to know what it is? I do get a little
out of getting there. Get in there? Do you can
you get why? Well? And all of a sudden when
people are seeing it and like you don't likes it?
An don't likes it? Anna, it's too much pumpkin. What's
wrong with it? Not in the peanut butter? And see
the powder of the peanut butter in there. Yeah, I
didn't mix it in. You didn't make sense. I got
too excited. Let's put more peanut butter in No, I

(48:16):
think we should call it. I think I think we
should just call it. And I think it doesn't help
that the eggut scrap like I had full egg whites. God,
oh my god? That good? Is it? Yeah? That's good.
Arta never eats sweets though, No, so she's basically just

(48:38):
going like it has sugar. True, Okay, I'm not even
eating the sugar. I'm just eating the peanut butter. Let's
see now, the extra peanut butter, this alone in a cup.
Just put it in with water, water, and then some chocolate. Yes,
that's a good. And if you just put that with
water and put little chocolates in it and microwave it,
that's better. That's better. Any more peanut butter, that's good.

(49:06):
That's this. Does anybody want some? Unreal? Sure? I thought
that went really a delicious tooling. Where's our final question
for you? What's your morning routine? You wake up? What
are you doing? Give us your first hour of life?
My morning routine is I'm dead asleep. Yeah, I hear
my child crying yes or saying hi ya. But she's

(49:28):
in the other room. She got rid of her. No,
she's in the other room. But I can hear going
hi Hi, Hi away, So then I'm like, okay, I'm
going to get up now. And then I turn off
her white noise machine from my phone, kind of give
her an awareness that someone's going to come soon, but
it might not be just this. I like, Hi, hi, Hi,
that's a cup. And then I go in her room
and get her out of bed, and I get her

(49:50):
dressed and get her some milk and get her all ready.
And then I slop around in my pajamas for a
while and think that I'm like disgusting, And then at
a certain point I go, I should take care of myself,
and I put on my clothes. But and then I'll
make us both breakfast. And we have the same breakfast
pretty much every day. We each have a scrambled egg,
and we each egg, and we each have a scrambled egg,

(50:14):
and we each have a piece of toast, and we
have fruit. And that's always it. That's the first the
first couple hours. How long How long into the day
are we now that's we're talking, that's eight thirty. How
much time to wake up? Wake up at seven maybe
a little earlier. Healthy living, Yeah, it's hard. Sometimes it
takes me like three hours to get out of the house.
Oh yeah, I'm not going anywhere yet, and I don't

(50:34):
even look somewhere in like three hours and I look good.
I'm like three hours and I'm out looking and a mess.
The earliest we usually leave the house will be nine thirty.
We're gonna go meet someone ten o'clock or go do
it makes me feel better than other people need as
long as I need. Oh yeah, it's a slow process.
I sometimes just have to really really make sure the
sun hits my face every day like that is sometimes

(50:58):
because sometimes I would not do that to my honest
excuse me. I hate no people who Mustifonia, I hate
what I'm doing right now. They love that. If I
didn't have her as a giving me a guilt trip
of getting outside, it would be a lot harder for
me to get out. Honestly, us playing tennis. Brian and
I took up tennis. I played it this morning. Tennis
has been good for me to get sun like in

(51:18):
my eyes because I get a little weird. I love
you guys have tennis. I wish that I would play tennis,
that I can be part of it because I'm jealous.
But I don't really want to play tennis. Sanna plays tennis,
but I want you all to have your thing, and
I think that's fine. Lauren. I both love you and
also I'm so hurt. Yeah, I'm so hurt. I knew
something bad was coming. I'm also but I gotta say,
but the pumpkin, you're truly like one of the top

(51:41):
funniest people in the world. Oh. I think the same.
I'm really so happy to be here. You guys are
my favorite. Lauren. We love you. You are such a
good can I serenade you? Sure? Your friendship means a
lot to me. I consider you top of the heap.
I'm gone leave my shoes to you, even though you've
got bigger feet than me. I love when we go
on trips and I keep you awake late at night

(52:02):
and we put on face masks and google sometimes people
that have caused us bite What a good song? Yeah?
I want you to know. Yeah, I'm not snoo man.
Who when I'm imploring you to know you're the girl
for me? Wow? Wow, you're the one that peas that's true.

(52:27):
That's true. Thank you for your money and your words.
She lent Brian five hundred thousand dollars, Lauren, I don't
think I'm gonna get back. I feel fine about it,
Laurens or anything that you would like to promote. Thank
you for being our second guest. Oh, this was so great.
I would like to promote my podcast Freedom. Yes. Um,
it's a fun podcast. Ye. It's me and Scott Ackerman

(52:48):
and Paula Tompkins and we share stories from our lives
and we play a little game at the gonna each
episode and it's a blast, and it's did you have
more from with us? Though? Oh? Those snoozers? Why I
see them every week? Lauren lacks everywhere? Please and honestly,
it's honestly. I'm only at Instagram and Facebook now because
I have a public Facebook Facebook page, sure, And I

(53:09):
deleted Twitter because I want to be a little healthier
in some small way, I love it. But on Instagram
I'm speaking and wasting our time on Instagram. Brian and
I are gonna be tevin all sorts of fun photos
because we're going to New York City. We're going to
ny the Sea. We're gonna be there April fourteenth and fifteenth.
At April fourteenth, we're gonna be doing no autographs, please,

(53:33):
so fun. And then April fifteenth, we're gonna be doing
my podcast, The Bachelor Podcast, will except this Rose at
the Bellhouse. You don't even have to watch the bat
short to enjoy it. Absolutely. Margaret and Joe from Real
Housewives of New Jersey are going to perform at the
Bellhouse with us, which is huge. It's amazing. So to
get your tickets at uh I guess Rose Podcast dot
Vodka and we'll get eventually our own website here. Fine,

(53:57):
I'm comfortable. You can do a link tree. You can
do it on my Instagram page. Green piece. Well, I'm
gonna tell you I've been enjoying this dessert. I so
glad you guys liked it. We can't thank you so much.
We can't thank you enough for being here. This is guy.
Thank you for hiring a sitter. It was a blast. Enjoy.

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You're a gift card again. It's seventy five dollars. But
could make a palette. I could get, I could get shoes,
I could get I could get pants. You gotta please
cut it on something fun. I'm gonna get something fun, fun, frivolous, frivolous,
right off to the gold mines. Okay, guys, Okay, bye
you who are you wearing? Will there be pressed Yea

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and Ryan hearing last the podecast but honey, no, no,
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