'Jurassic World Rebirth' Rewatch | Jurassic Pals - No Dunks

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Speaker 1 (00:08):
Welcome to Jurassic Pals, the No Dunk Summer podcast series
where we're watching and reviewing every movie from the Jurassic
Park franchise. And today, gentlemen, we've reached the end. Yes, mercifully,
we're at the seventh and final film, Jurassic World Rebirth.
I'm Jay Skeets here in the Classic Factory, and alongside

(00:30):
me he's just a guy who visits zoos. It's tass
Mellis yep, for sure, next to him. You should hear
how loud this guy chomps his mints herby.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Keep it fresh.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
And last but not least, he refuses to die in
the jungle. It's super producer JD.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
That is actually true. Yeah, there's no way I'm dying.
Swim out to the middle of the ocean and die there.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
All right, we have made it to the end.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
All seven movies at least so far of the Jurassic
Park franchise. We have Jurassic World Rebirth. If you've been
enjoying this, hit the like button subscribe to No Dunk Storry.
Basketball content is happening. It's coming. We're in the mix
now here. As we get closer to the start of
October in the start of the season. But if you've
been enjoying this, let us know, and maybe we'll do
a whole other series next summer. I don't know what,

(01:26):
but we're done with dinosaurs after this one.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Okay, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
You're probably gonna tell me this somehow.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
Made a billion dollars worldwide and we're getting some mood
dynas well.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
Well, for sure were eventually, but anyway, Jurassic World Rebirth
came out recently July second, twenty twenty five. Did anybody
see it in the movie theaters? Show a hand, show
a hand. Oh, we got two guys, ye, Trey and
JD hands up, So you went and experienced this on
the big screen.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
I think JD had an earlier viewing than me because
I didn't go and see it in a theater until
we started recording our Jurassic Pals series, so at that
point point, we're like a month past when it was released.
I was surprised to actually still see it in theaters.
But me and one other sad Soul, were they watching
at twelve o'clock showing on Jurassic World Rebirth. I can

(02:13):
only hope that he.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Was also taking notes for a podcast, and you're saying,
I guess task at least having a bigger family than
I do, had more people possibly watching this movie in
his living room than you did in the movie.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:25):
Yeah, yeah, my kids ain't watching people. But don't be
so hard on yourself. One other sad human. You guys
are living.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
It up man, Yeah for sure.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:36):
When I did that with my kids for Bad Guys too.
It was a very quiet move here.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
I liked it. That's nice.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
Sorry, flowers to yourself, nice air condition, you having some
popcorn a drinks? You think I should have sat right
next to him? What's your favorite nis? What's your favorite
one for the franchise?

Speaker 2 (02:59):
Hey, listen your experience quick?

Speaker 5 (03:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
I saw it the day came out because it was
the first movie that we did for a thumb More
podcast I do with my wife. Check it out, everybody, everybody,
It was packed. It was yeah, anybody dressed up as
a snow costumes, not even a bandana jauntily put around
the neck, none of that. Yeah, it was just but

(03:25):
it was an afternoon show.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
Let me ask you this, was there a Jurassic Park?
I guess Jurassic World popcorn?

Speaker 3 (03:31):
Oh yes, yes, yes, I did not partake, although I
should have, because apparently if you keep those, and I'm
I have an A list membership, you can just take
that back and reshew it like Unlimited times unlimited.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
If you got a cool one.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
But what was it shaped out?

Speaker 3 (03:47):
Oh a bucket with some Jurassic It.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
Wasn't a unique one. It wasn't like the Dune worm.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
Yeah, flashlight type thing. As far as I know, there
might have been.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
That's what they do.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Okay, Well, maybe they saved a few bucks on doing that.
But the budget for this movie two hundred and twenty
five million, I guess all in box office tray as
of recording this and these are recorded in advance and
when they drop it's made approximately eight hundred and fifty
million at the box office.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
All right, so will it eclipse A Billy?

Speaker 1 (04:23):
Probably, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Maybe it's still be getting to the end of its
theatrical right, I would think at the very least, Yeah,
before getting New Life on streaming, I'm sure.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
So getting close to a billion. The skinny on Rebirth,
a new Era is born as a covert extraction team
makes a dangerous discovery on a hidden island of deadly dinosaurs.
Fruntime two hours and thirteen minutes. This one stars We
got a whole new cast Scarlett Johansson, Mahershala Ali, who

(04:54):
I once wrote in an elevator with here in Toronto
when we stayed at the Lowe's Hotel when we first
moved to Atlanta. Wow, striking gentlemen, very nice too early
in his career, I guess so. Yeah, it was twenty thirteen.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
Did you get did you literally get in on the
ground floor with him and then go up in the
auditing so much like his career has gone, he kept going.
I got off.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
And Jonathan Bailey also stars in Rebirth, directed by British
filmmaker Gareth Edwards, who did Godzilla, did Rogue One? Did
the Creator? I don't know if anybody saw that mess that? Yeah, okay,
just give some successes is my point. Yeah, he tried
and tried his hands at the.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
Dinsaurse a spin on the Dinos. Hey, Rogue One was good.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
Roge was fantastic. Let's talk about this movie. We start
in the past seventeen years ago on a forbidden island
in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean named Eel Saint
Hubert In gen is operating a Dinosaur Research Laboratory. The
site is used for genetic experiments, including transgenic and mutated
dinosaurs freaks. Fortunately, thanks to a Snickers candy wrapper, one

(06:05):
of the creations, a deformed six limbed tyrannosaur dubbed d Rex,
escapes containment and it kills an employee. It reeks havoc
as they always do, forcing the personnel to abandon the island.
This is the start of this movie, seventeen years prior
to actual movie here of Rebirth, where things went wrong

(06:27):
again because that rapper got sucked up in.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
The doors clean bugged out the door. Unfortunately, the guy
isn't quick enough to escape from.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
The smoky red room.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
You're not yourself when you're hungry.

Speaker 6 (06:48):
I know.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
First Snickers, and that's literally true of the d Rex.
Got a sniff of that new getting what insane it
was it?

Speaker 1 (07:00):
I mean it looked cool. It looked like alien. I guess.

Speaker 3 (07:05):
They didn't look like a dinosaur, but yeah, look cool.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
All right, it's not dare I say it's almost not
a dinosaur. It's a mutant. It's a monster. Yeah, sort
of an alien. What do you think the start of
this movie?

Speaker 3 (07:16):
Yeah, the Snickers thing was hilarious.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
I thought, can someone just take a second explain how
that like shut down everything?

Speaker 3 (07:24):
Well, I mean I can try. Okay, go ahead, Snickers
wrapper gets sucked into the door, door gets jammed, whole
system needs to read all the doors open, drex is
let out and yeah, that's it. Okay, that's if the
door jammed. Nobody. It doesn't close, it doesn't close, it

(07:45):
doesn't it just goes.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
It's not the door not closing really isn't the issue,
like you said, it like malfunctions the whole operating system,
which after the thing blows into the hole, we mom
into the computer screens and it's like, that's not compute,
and then you.

Speaker 3 (08:02):
Go, I wanted him to pop up so badly, and
then it just four message and in order to start
this again, you're gonna have to sit down and write
out all the code to get it back up. But yeah,
there's no so weird too, like it's so brightly lit,
and then emergency all the turn off all the lights

(08:23):
and then just put red lights on, you know what
I mean, Like.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
It's it should be the opposite. Yeah, exactly, let's keep
it moody in here while we're working.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
And then when it's an emergency, all lights on.

Speaker 4 (08:33):
Yeah, how much did Snickers get paid for just a
wrapper being seen three four times over and over and
over again as it fell down from the guy's mouth
to the floor and it sucks into the vent of
the door.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
It's a great question.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
Acually it looked like American Beauty with that Snickers wrapper
like floating around like it was the paper bag.

Speaker 3 (08:56):
They showed it over and over and over again. Gareth
Edwards said it was the beautiful thing, most beautiful thing
he's ever shot. Rapper flying through the air, that's what
the American Beauty guys bag.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
It's amazing though.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
On one of our recent Jurassic House I can't tell
you which one, but it must have been back to
the William H. Macy days where we were talking about
the vending machine and you know, Billy smashing through it
getting some food, and then William H. Macy's character, you know,
we made fun of him like, come on, what are

(09:32):
you doing? He wouldn't even try to get through it
or at least take some food. But we were talking
about Snickers being the go to thing we would probably
take from the vending machine. It all ties together, guess
that's very dangerous, Dame, to have it near the dinosaurs.
I guess they're just working them to the bone, don't
have time for a lunch break, and yet down at
the last they can do is snack on his snickers.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
Throw it in the garbage. Where were you at, Claire Deering?
She saved Lowry's right with the put.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
The waste basket under his cup. He knocks it over.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
Where were you, Claire?

Speaker 3 (10:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (10:09):
Yeah, Claire would have like dove and caught it. Yeah,
this is what two thousand and eight she was probably
still in Oh yeah, U dinosaur de extincting school or
whatever from major was yeah, business administration?

Speaker 1 (10:22):
Yeah, where does this even put us in the timeline
of the park franchise? We're gonna do it. Who don't worry?

Speaker 4 (10:29):
Well, it was great to say il Saint Hubert right
off the bat. It feels so cultured. See get in
two different languages, Ela and earlier on in this series.

Speaker 3 (10:41):
So that felt cool.

Speaker 4 (10:43):
Did you go with Marasha Ali to a Saint Hubert
when you were in Canada?

Speaker 2 (10:47):
I was here.

Speaker 4 (10:49):
We said Toronto, Toronto. Oh my bad, he said here
in Toronto. Well, Saint Hubert never went there. This big
Canadian chain, did you it's more of a Quebec thing.

Speaker 3 (10:58):
Yeah, it's a big I'm gonna switch Swish La Man
all the way same here.

Speaker 2 (11:02):
Yeah, but people love say Hubert.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
Oh I know, I haven't even heard of this.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
Oh yeah, very popular French. This is like fighting out
the Second Island. It's a second Canadian chicken, we call it.

Speaker 4 (11:22):
You shouldn't You shouldn't have eaten the snickers. You should
have just gone to the Saint Hubert on the island.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
You would have loved it.

Speaker 3 (11:27):
You ate well, all.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
Right, So that's the opening of this movie. And then
we uh obviously go to present day. In terms of
the movie, I don't know what year it is. Some
say it's twenty twenty five. Other sites told me it's
in the future somehow twenty twenty seven. Who really cares.
But most of Earth's climate has become inhospitable to sustain
the de extinct dinosaurs, except for Bronto Billy. Bronto Billy. Yeah,

(11:55):
Bronto Billy's causing traffic jams in Manhattan. I he got out,
I guess of his pen is what they said. And
just wandering around still somehow alive. Everybody seems like ah
jam and he's out again.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
Yeah, great excuse to give your boss show it up
late for work. Yeah, Brontosaurus passed out on the on
the road I was driving whatever, seriously check it.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
Is yea, And this is where we meet Martin Krebbs
added such an accent to it. But Martin Krebs, he's
an executive at a pharmaceutical company called Parker Genics, and
he recruits Zora Bennett, an ex military covert operative. This
is Zora is played by Scarlett Johansson to collaborate with

(12:38):
paleontology paleontologist doctor Henry Loomis on a top secret mission
and their goal is going to retrieve by biomaterial samples
from the three largest remaining prehistoric specimens, which are going
to hold the key to a new heart disease treatment.
So Zora shows up in his car in Martin's car,

(13:02):
and this is where the Bronto billy part sort of
comes in. And then we make our way to the museum,
and this where we meet the paleontologist, doctor Henry Loomis
here and we sort of get what's going on here.
The mission of this said movie.

Speaker 2 (13:15):
Yeah, look, I wasn't able to watch this one quite
the same way that I've watched the previous six movies,
like I would watch it once, take my notes, and
then watch through my favorite scenes to see what's going
on and see what my notes actually mean. So written
in these notes, I have the line everyone says, you're
a scumbag. I don't know who said that, but I
know they were saying about doctor or about Martin Krebs,

(13:37):
because this guy seems sketchy from the get go. Here
I also wrote down the way Krebs pitches to Zora
how much money they're going to pay her, and he
says ten with six zero's not including the ten.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
Yeah, but she clarified that part, Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:55):
Not including the ten, so it's ten million rather than
one million. I was like instantly flashing back to doctor
Ian Malcolm describing which button was.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
From the bottom.

Speaker 2 (14:09):
We got to find the most complicated way possible to
say any sort of easy information.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
Doctor Grant trying to figure out how she's getting paid.

Speaker 3 (14:20):
In defense of the cribs. He just said ten with
six zeros and she said, does that include the one
in the ten?

Speaker 2 (14:28):
Yes, that's a fair question.

Speaker 3 (14:30):
That's a fair question, A fair question.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
I read. Look, you got to clarify at that point.
It's a big time difference in money, but simply say
ten million dollars, we will pay ten million dollars exactly.

Speaker 3 (14:42):
Because I even me like I'm I'm like six zeros,
I still have to do it all.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
I don't know, Like I'm like, is that only a
thousand six figures or is it seven figures?

Speaker 3 (14:54):
Because I guess including the one or the ten, it's
very confusing.

Speaker 2 (14:58):
That's my point. They should have continued going with this.
And she's like, where's the dustal point?

Speaker 1 (15:06):
Oh right, right, right, ye? How many zeros are we
technically talking here? And what about JD your thoughts on
doctor Henry Loomis and the museum and obviously roping him
into the said mission.

Speaker 3 (15:18):
I mean sure, yeah, Look, Loomis is he's the nerd character,
the sexiest nerd of all time. I mentioned this on
the thumb More podcast. But it's just like, why are
these nerds so goddamn good lucky, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (15:33):
So good looking.

Speaker 6 (15:34):
Also, this guy is the most adventurous guy of all.
He takes deside. Yeah, like the whole let me think
about this for a second. Munch munch, crunch, crunch, munch, munch.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
All right, let's do it. Let's go, let's let's go
for it. There's a lot of eating in this movie.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
Did you think there was some sexual chemistry between Zorra
and doctor Loomis?

Speaker 3 (15:54):
No, but I do think they were trying to conjure
some up. Yeah, but nah, nah, it wasn't. It wasn't.
It wasn't flying for me. I also, I don't understand
why the Earth has lost interest in dinosaurs, you know
what I mean? Like there's one right outside. Five years ago,
there was a lineup around the block here, he says,

(16:15):
and we only sold twelve tickets last year. We have
no dinosaurs now, and it's hard to get into museums,
Like have you been to Fernbank on a Tuesday afternoon?
Why would why would suddenly people lose interest in dinosaurs?
It's crazy to me.

Speaker 1 (16:30):
I mean they're always comparing it to like going to
an amusement park, where like, once you've done the rides
and experienced it, like you need you're like, all right, well,
what's the point now you got to come back for
a new ride or sorry.

Speaker 3 (16:43):
When I was a kid, I went to amusement parks
three times a summer every summer till I was probably
thirty five.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
But they were adding rides and okay, went I would
have went.

Speaker 3 (16:55):
You ride the flyer every year at the at the exhibition, right,
see any you got to sure, and it's fun every time.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
You never lose interest.

Speaker 3 (17:05):
Yeah, but you weren't getting eaten by a dinosaur. Yeah,
this is where the rhymes you true, fair enough, fair enough.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
Fun with you jd. People go to zoos all the time,
right exactly. Families repeated the zoo monthly. Yeah they do
add new diner.

Speaker 1 (17:24):
They don't have dinasaur. That's a Jurassic park eight.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
They dot's you know, shout out to the Atlanta Zoo.
We got a cool new elephant enclosure.

Speaker 3 (17:33):
Okay, oh really yeah, what's different about the elephant. It's
a different elephant, that's it.

Speaker 1 (17:39):
This one had two trunks.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
Actually, they were calling it the elephant the elephant three
point one. See, I'd be going, I would be going.
This is real. Look, I believe that adults maybe lose interest, yeah,
but not kids.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
And they dragging their kids. Other kids are dragging them.

Speaker 3 (17:58):
There, trade and test. You been to the zoo probably
more recently than me. It's awesome. It's great, and you're annoyed.
Why aren't the giraffes are aren't here? So, with apologies
to Leelis, you know, if the drafts aren't there, sometimes
they're not. They rent them out.

Speaker 2 (18:17):
To where and what parties?

Speaker 3 (18:26):
No, you Knowlly has a party and he's like, you
know what, I want drafts on my part.

Speaker 2 (18:33):
I did not know you could do that. I thought
it was similar to like those companies that lease out
the goats to eat your lawn and lease out a
giraft to trip your trees.

Speaker 1 (18:42):
Practical.

Speaker 3 (18:44):
Anyways, I'm just saying animals are cool. This whole thing
of oh they're waning and interest. There's also no purpose
for saying that in this particular movie, because it's not
like they're trying to open a park. It's not like
they're trying to genetically engineer here something new. You're just
going to get some ship from the island in a
dangerous place.

Speaker 1 (19:04):
It's like, but at one point says to to Loomis,
for I forget when in the movie though, it's like
the whole well maybe when it was just her trying
to get them there, Like your job, your job is
going to be done, man, Like nobody cares anymore? And
were they taking things down in the museum.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
The banner for drafting, rolling the archives.

Speaker 3 (19:27):
You gotta gotta close up shop here. I guess you're unemployed,
so you might as well come with us.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
Yeah, I guess that's already.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
You were about to say something about zoos. I thought
you were gonna jump in there.

Speaker 4 (19:41):
I'm just surprised that any that the draft would just
jump on a truck and go back.

Speaker 3 (19:45):
I mean that thing is huge. Obviously they transport that
a team.

Speaker 2 (19:50):
To get them.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
I don't know if this.

Speaker 3 (19:53):
I picked the wrong end. I've definitely been there and like,
there's no gorillas.

Speaker 4 (19:58):
Oh absolutely, that's why the where are the gorilla they're
sleeping inside?

Speaker 3 (20:03):
Yeah, it's sometimes sometimes they'll be like we rented them
out for a movie shoot or whatever. Oh you're making this.
You're making the Atlanta's sound awesome.

Speaker 4 (20:13):
And a lot of the time you go there, no gorillas,
no jirass elephants.

Speaker 1 (20:17):
Are you've just named like three of the best.

Speaker 2 (20:21):
Yeah, they want to see it.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
Literally, the girllas in Atlanta are awesome.

Speaker 2 (20:25):
They are great, But unfortunately we had to ship out
our pandas not too long ago.

Speaker 3 (20:30):
They were on loan anyway, weren't they pan Oh I suppose, yeah,
of course, just.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
The kind of visits.

Speaker 3 (20:39):
The fern Bank just had a reptile there. We almost went.

Speaker 1 (20:42):
To listener and viewer explained the fern Bank Museum, it's
the natural history museum here in Atlanta.

Speaker 2 (20:49):
They got a.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
Big partial fossilizednosaurs. Yeah, it's awesome. I've seen it.

Speaker 3 (20:56):
It's great anyway, museums awesome.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
So here's the wishes.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
As I said, they got to go get samples from
the three largest remaining prehistoric specimens. And uh, the exact
three are the aquatic Massasaurus, which we've seen before, love it, Yeah,
the terrestrial Titanosaurus, which is sort of just like a
guess a souped up Brachiosaurus from what I could tell, giant,

(21:26):
and then the avian kettl Colatless bailed it. That was
better than I did the first time. Yeah, this is
the obviously the flying one. This is our pterodactyl or
pterosaur or whatever it is, souped up one. So these
are the three that they got to go get the
samples from. That's the mission, all right.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
Because the big ones live for a long time and
they want their DNA basically, right, they're like they have
they lived for one hundred years, so we're going to
steal some DNA and put it in medicine.

Speaker 3 (21:53):
They have the biggest hearts, guys.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
And we are trying to cure a new heart or
make a new heart disease treatment. Right, that's you have
to get the biggest hearts from the biggest dinos across
the three specimens of air Land and air Land.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
And see, I did like that. When you really stop
and think.

Speaker 3 (22:15):
About that, it really sounds like a magical mystery journey.
But I did like the specification this is what you're
going to see in the movie. Yeah, yeah, totally. Yeah, Hey,
we have three mcguffins in this movie.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
Uh so we now jump to a bar in surinam
Is that he's saying, Yeah, it's a real place. It's
it's in South America. Yeah, I didn't.

Speaker 3 (22:39):
I didn't catch the name of the town.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
The Yeah, well that's it. They're in a bar. They
came up on the on the screen on the icon.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
Yeah, Zora recruiting her longtime friend Duncan Kincaid. This is
my good friend from the elevator and uh, they're going
to lead this expedition. He's going to lead it. He's
got the boat, he's got a boat driver, Leclair, he's
got a mercing Nina sort of just help her. She's
a helper. Help and a guy sort of head of security.

(23:06):
I guess Bobby atwater guy's name.

Speaker 3 (23:11):
I didn't even know his name. At some point.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
We've watched so many of these. Obviously, I'm sure you
can tell by our tone we're over it. But like anytime,
now we meet these like helpers on a boater emission. Uh,
just which order are you guys gonna die? That's all
I'm wondering, because you're dead, You're dead, You're dead.

Speaker 3 (23:29):
And the credits that should just read food one, Food two,
Food three.

Speaker 1 (23:35):
Claire, Nina and Bobby come on, and uh, there's some
silliness here. I guess this scene of I guess getting
more money.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
Yeah, it's kind of scam looms.

Speaker 3 (23:47):
Yeah, right, that's so half heartedly.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
Let's try it. Why not?

Speaker 2 (23:54):
I mean, what's you gonna do? At that point, I'm
literally already inserted.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
He's like, now we're flying back. Yeah, And then I
guess the joke is Duncan and Zora do it. And
then is it? Bobby shut up, and he's like he
thinks he's running the same game, and she's like, we
already did it.

Speaker 2 (24:09):
I already got it.

Speaker 3 (24:10):
We already ran this scam right in front of him.
It's just like they don't even care.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
We also learned here that Zora lost Booker in a
car bomb and that she missed her own mom's funeral. Yeah,
that's rough stuff, but it's like sort of odd. Not
a lot of it comes up again. Really, book he
died in a car.

Speaker 3 (24:39):
Is partners? She mentions it it doesn't work. Well, yeah,
great question. I thought it was a partner. Yeah, it
was a hot Eye situation, Lates mission, Haye situation, one
of the latest missions that she goes on. The weirdest
part about that, well, it's not weird, but it's just
sort of like he says, well, at least it was quick.

(25:05):
Was not really Actually was one of those slow car bombs.
They creep up on you, Booker.

Speaker 2 (25:17):
That's just fun. I want to remember the Booker died
a car bomb for this NBA season, Like it's gonna
come up.

Speaker 3 (25:24):
So it's a oh, yeah, we were doing a quick
training mission and Yemen, what you were doing a training
in Yemen. You don't know what Zora does, man, She
does some things, Yes, I do. She's a covert security op.

Speaker 4 (25:41):
I thought Martin Krebs was going to come in there
and say, oh, yeah, I saw that on Homeland.

Speaker 3 (25:45):
Or the guy got bombed, that's what happens in Homeland.

Speaker 2 (25:48):
Sure, I bring this up. It's like, what's the point
of all this with her character? Yeah, like I sposed
a little sympathetic to her. I mean the mom fem
like sort.

Speaker 3 (25:59):
Of kind of heart disease as well. That's thrown in there.

Speaker 2 (26:03):
Yeah, I guess.

Speaker 4 (26:07):
That was even worse. Kin Kid's reaction to that. That
is the worst thing I've ever heard anyone. Do you
miss her funeral?

Speaker 5 (26:14):
That was a brittle and just just a quick life.
That's the worst thing I've ever heard a humans mother's
freaking funeral. She quickly changes the subject. What about you're
getting it man?

Speaker 2 (26:27):
What about that? You guys still together? Yeah? Crazy? But
they're like, hey, we got we got two minutes to talk.
Fill me in on the worst.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
Moments as fast as you possibly can.

Speaker 2 (26:45):
Thrown in there.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
So it's just like, I guess it's like they're doing
it for money, because anyone would do it for ten million,
but they're not really doing it for money now they.

Speaker 2 (26:53):
Have all this bag. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
I was so confused.

Speaker 2 (26:56):
There's it's it's I don't know.

Speaker 3 (26:57):
It felt like a tact on RESHI to be honest, like,
because you know, Scarlett Johansen is like, I'm out, I'm
not interested. Well there's a lot of zeros and she
just turns around and she's like, Okay, I'm in it.
It's all about money for her, So what's the problem. Like,
so it tested badly and there's like, wow, we need
her to have more of a reason, and we need

(27:19):
Mahershela to actually need to save a kid later on
in the movie, so maybe he should have a dead kid.
I have nothing else to live for it, do you
know what I mean? Like that's what if I like
to me, But.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
Right right, what didn't you think of Scarlett Johansson in
this lead role leading the expedition being the I don't
know something about it didn't.

Speaker 2 (27:38):
Work for me? Yeah, her like she's not a good
like yeller, Yeah, yeah, I would say.

Speaker 4 (27:45):
Then the next part where she convinces Loomis that she
should be the one shooting the Mamosaurus.

Speaker 3 (27:52):
Is not convincing it all. No.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
Also when she misses with the first start, yeah she
has air ball.

Speaker 4 (28:01):
It ain't really cut throat. When she says Illum is
not on the shooter, yeah she doesn't do it. Unbelievable
badass her and her character of which is weird.

Speaker 3 (28:10):
Maybe it was because they wanted to get her away
from Black Widow, but she's playing Black Widow basically, right,
is sort of a mercenary who is you know, kind
of a bad ass, great fighter, and it works.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
Better in that world to me than this way. But
what your thoughts.

Speaker 2 (28:27):
I was a little bought in because of the black
Widow factor. You're like, Okay, I've seen you be a
secret agent of some sort, so I can buy you
being a mercenary in general. But I just thought the
way that they handled both Scarlet and maherschel Ali is
pretty weird. Like they said, Duncan can get kink up
is like a super bad ass.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
This guy will go anywhere.

Speaker 2 (28:47):
He's the only guy who will take you close to
the island. And then they get there and he does
literally nothing. Yeah, he does nothing for an hour. They're like,
we got the toughest looking dude we made him into
a badass and he does nothing, and then we got
the most beautiful woman on earth, and guess what, she's
actually the badass. I was like, huh, A little bit
of a curveball both ways, but I think it basically
comes down to Scarlet Johansson has kids that wanted to

(29:09):
see her in a Jurassic Park movie. So she's like,
I'm gonna go in a Jurassic Park movie and be awesome.

Speaker 3 (29:14):
Apparently she really really wanted She's always wanted to be
in a Jurassic Park.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
She is in it.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
Okay. Meanwhile, because we absolutely have to have children in
this movie. Rubin Delgado no relation to Carlos the Jays
fans of there. Maybe it is, I don't know. He's
sailing around or sailing nearby with his daughters Bella, Teresa,
and Teresa's obnoxious boyfriend Xavier, and the family is going

(29:43):
to get shipwrecked here by the Massasaurus and they're gonna
use a radio to call for help, and the Expedition
team are our team now out there on their boat.
They're reluctantly going to come to the rescue. I mean,
they obviously have a bit of a debate in whether
they're going to but yeah, we've got the family are
sailing boo. That's it.

Speaker 3 (30:04):
Yeah, they like, uh, you know, okay, we have a
new top leaderboard of the worst parents in the franchise. Sorry,
my guy, Ruben, you're number one. You're number one.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
Even Duncan is upset, when very upset when eventually get
them and save them. So what are you doing?

Speaker 2 (30:23):
What are you doing?

Speaker 3 (30:23):
They tell us right off the bat. In there the texts,
the saying is strictly forbidden to travel near the equator,
and this guy's going from Barbados to Cape Town. Oh,
we've done it before, it.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
Before, Beatos to Cape Town.

Speaker 1 (30:38):
Him one adult really and then three kids the couple.
But man, that is a choice.

Speaker 3 (30:46):
That's that's an awful, awful choice. I mean, you know,
we can highlight as we go, but the list is
very long for Ruben, like, you know, deciding to jump
off the boat with his young daughter, deciding to let
his or keep the dinosaur, put it in her backpack,
all that stuff. It's just just terrible, terrible stuff. But
this family, I mean, it would have been great if

(31:09):
they had just died right in this opening scene, all
of them. I'm sorry to say, that I'm sorry to
say it. Well, but but he's done it before. He's
sailed to Cape Down.

Speaker 4 (31:18):
Before, so he can do it again. Although although King
Kid King Kids, that's his name, right, counts a weird
coming off the lips King Kate. He says, I mean,
I've got a dead child, but I wouldn't even do
this to my child, right. He doesn't say that, but
it's implied. It's implied. Yeah, get on the boat and
go to Cape Town.

Speaker 3 (31:38):
Yeah, I mean it looked fun, Yes, you know, the
adventure of it, even with the stupid boyfriend there, like
you know, bonding with your kids. But you know, just
take it to Europe, do across Atlantic, Like, don't go
across the equator?

Speaker 1 (31:53):
Why would you do that? It's stupid, right, isn't that
sort of alluded to? Like this, she's going to college
and this is sort of the last a family get together.
But your boyfriend has to come.

Speaker 2 (32:03):
Yes, what we always do. We do every spring break,
we radar sound and back. And Ruben also gets like
really upset when Kincaid calls him out for even pulling
off these trips. He's like, fifty thousand boats do it.
There's the only boat around there's fifty thousand boats somewhere
out there. What what a curveball scene. It's kind of

(32:28):
comes out of nowhere that there's a whole nother crew
of people were going to be following and they're pulling
off a crazy move.

Speaker 1 (32:34):
And it starts with the vampire. Weekends on.

Speaker 2 (32:37):
What is going on here, But when what comes in
attacks them, it's like the spinosaurus at west and then
the Mosesaurus moss them over.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
Yeah, Mosasaurus comes first and then the spinosaurus.

Speaker 2 (32:49):
Yeah. I thought the scene was good once the attack
starts happening, and like Xavier gets stuck underneath inside of
like the cabin or whatever.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
It's filling up with water. They got to figure out
how to open it.

Speaker 2 (32:58):
I like the suspense of that once it all starts
playing out, but getting into it was pretty strange.

Speaker 3 (33:05):
Yeah, yeah, the whole Yeah, put his shirt on, you
take your turn on the wheel, Like I'm bringing you
on a trip of a lifetime here, bro, Like you
got to do some work on this. I would be
throwing him overboard, you know.

Speaker 2 (33:18):
What I mean.

Speaker 3 (33:19):
But he can he can go shirtless on the boat.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
Okay, fine, Yeah, he should have taken over the wheel
you got to do.

Speaker 4 (33:26):
Your part on the boat. It's a working boat. You
gotta do you gotta do it. But he needed another
hour of sleep. He just slept for twelve hours.

Speaker 3 (33:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
Yeah, it was confusing my son sleep, so okay.

Speaker 1 (33:39):
So but overall, yeah, the scene is exciting, like I said,
like when it gets flipped and they get on top,
and then obviously the expedition team does come and save them,
and then they soon encounter the most of the saurus
and they do have to obviously get the sample from it.
And this is where yeah, Zaurus, you give me the
dark gun. I got this strapped me in. She's at

(34:01):
the front of the boat. Yeah, you know, there's some
high jinks here, but they do get the first sample,
so one down. I mean, I gotta say I did
like this cool. Uh you know needle parachute whatever was
design a good job by Loomis here or who came
up with this Jens for Loomis, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (34:23):
I thought it was Loomis, but now that you mentioned it.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
Because.

Speaker 1 (34:27):
Because I feel somebody gives them credit for it once.
But anyway, it is cool. Yeah, it has to go
in and then it extracts. Obviously the blood sample and
then like parachutes in the sky, Now does it always
land perfectly in their hands basically or right here?

Speaker 4 (34:40):
Yeah, it does, But I designed this was a little
painful to watch the difficulty that Zora had with the
gun after missing the first one. She literally just couldn't
I couldn't get it loaded. So she hasked to get
Loomis to go get it. After this the scene earlier
where she said just think about it Loomis as she

(35:02):
was trying to sell him, just think about her. You're
on the end of the boat. The boat starts rocking
at a ten to twenty twenty degree difference.

Speaker 2 (35:08):
You get spraying in the face.

Speaker 3 (35:10):
Here comes the mamase saurce. I keep calling it the
mamasaurce right in front of her face. What are you
gonna do? She she tried to sell it then and then.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
She couldn't even freaking hold yeah, because she was saying,
you're not gonna be able to do it, you geek?
Yeah yeah, and then she was struggling.

Speaker 2 (35:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (35:25):
Yeah, just didn't sell me. Just didn't sell me.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
Okay. I think she had those carabineers attached. Yeah, so yeah,
they get they get the sample, like I said, but
the creature does return. The mascle source returns with a
group of spinosaurus. They're in the water. These are the
ones with the fins here like whatever, the spines, and
they attack the ship and they kill Bobby. So Bobby
first to go of the three helpers on the boat. Bye, Bobby,

(35:51):
Oh yeah, Bobby, Yeah, Bobby security, Bobby security, Bobby Yeah,
Bobby the boobie and Bobby, you know, like he likes
his guns and yeah, to get to shooting these things.
But they get him.

Speaker 3 (36:02):
First, even though it's a sin to kill a dinosaur
according to Loomis.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
Yeah, Teresa, I mean there's a lot going on. They're
trying to survive. Now they're getting attacked, and this is
like Duncan and Leclair. I guess they're sort of like
both driving the boat or whatever. Maybe Nina's helping to
I can't remember, but like they're like, we gotta get
into the shallow waters, like get away from these things
because there's all these creatures chasing them in the water.
Teresa goes down to attempt to use the radio to

(36:28):
call for help, but Martin, he panics, shoves her away
because he's trying to protect this mission. Secrecy because it's
sort of under the radar. You're not supposed to leak,
you know, you're not legally allowed to do this. And
she like goes falling out sort of the side of
the door there and she's hanging on she falls overboard.
He refuses to help her. I mean, it's like he

(36:50):
thinks about it, like, nope.

Speaker 2 (36:51):
See you later makes like an angry face at it.

Speaker 1 (36:56):
But Exavier jumps overboard to rescue his girlfriend, and he's
followed by Rubin and Bella and they separate from the
exhibition team. But this Martin decision here, I mean, you're like,
you already knew he was a bad guy, but this
just like he's willing to kill this young woman. That's
exactly right letting her go.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
We get a little hero moment moment for Xavier, which
is good, and we're getting set up for Martin getting
ready to get chomped up eventually in this movie, which
pays off. Of course.

Speaker 1 (37:26):
My favorite part of this whole.

Speaker 2 (37:28):
Attack scene is like as Zora's getting out there on
the little pedestal getting ready to pull her moves the
moses or just looks like it's doing tricks like jumping
up and I'm like, I'm cool, man, why do we
shoot the thing?

Speaker 1 (37:44):
It's an awesome whale watching tour awesome.

Speaker 3 (37:47):
Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 4 (37:48):
I was a little confused when Teresa and Crabs they
kind of hate each other.

Speaker 3 (37:54):
He falls to the floor of the boat and he
seems like he's he's got stars all of a sudden,
like you can't see. He just fell on his butt.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
Happened. He's just like down, You're right.

Speaker 3 (38:05):
It was a little confusing. Is he all there?

Speaker 1 (38:10):
Just see?

Speaker 2 (38:10):
It seemed like I didn't know what was going on.

Speaker 3 (38:14):
It's like they just made contact and he's just he's
like looking at the stars, like I don't know what's.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
It's almost like they tried to like mute it a
little bit that he's like a ruthless like killer. I guess, yeah, almost, Yeah, yeah,
I hear what you're saying. I could have helped her
obviously made the decision. I didn't want to, but maybe
I was a little out of it.

Speaker 2 (38:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (38:37):
Yeah, for interpretation, I guess they left it out there
so you don't know whether or not he's dying later.

Speaker 3 (38:43):
I guess they make such a big deal of it though,
like it would have been way better if he had
just like kicked her off. Yeah, you know what I mean,
Like you're gonna if you're gonna have him twirling his mustache,
you might as well go for it, yeah, Robert, and yeah,
and I got you Yeah, yeah, exactly. And then you
then you have an actual accusation because if we're in

(39:04):
a court of law, whatever Assa is saying, like he
just basically he falls back. He's kind of stunned. You
could see how somebody could be frozen with terror, right, Like,
I don't want to go out there. The Mazi might
get me, right, like, like you know, like you panic
and you freeze, right. That's that's not a crazy defense.

(39:27):
It's a defensible position. It's not a great position. But like,
but it's such a like that guy tried to kill me.
It's like, okay, well, why don't you just make him
try to kill this character? Yeah, And then the audience
is even that much more like, yeah, he tried to
kill it, totally totally. It's just just stupid.

Speaker 2 (39:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
But again, I think for the family aspect of this movie,
I guess I know it's a little scary, but they
toned it down, I really do. Otherwise, why isn't he
kicking her off or at least letting go over, pushing
her or throwing her over or whatever. It's just like, yeah,
that's a little too hard.

Speaker 4 (40:02):
I don't know, like, I know, we can let the
child see Bobby hanging off the door. That's cool, Like
that's scary now. Oh yeah, right right, that was Isabella
I think or is it? Yeah, so there was a
little terror in the child there.

Speaker 1 (40:18):
Absolutely, she got a good scared face, that kid.

Speaker 2 (40:20):
Yeah, good child.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
Actor. I thought, thought, yeah, uh, doesn't have to do
a whole lot in this movie. But you know, you
gotta have kids on the island, and you know they're
not dying.

Speaker 2 (40:31):
They are the safest carrying a dinosaur around with her
the whole time the island and she's safe.

Speaker 1 (40:39):
I mean, by now, they should have figured out that's
how you survive on the island. Just carry around a
child at all times.

Speaker 2 (40:45):
Shoulders new plan adults. They're born with dinosaurs Jurassic Park
only kids. Yeah, they're never gonna eat at and they're
always excited.

Speaker 1 (40:54):
Yeah. So the massa sore Massasaurus, Massasaurus, mamasaur Us, Mamo, Mosey, Mozzi.
So this dinosaur's names.

Speaker 3 (41:06):
We're almost done with him.

Speaker 2 (41:07):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
We're almost forces Duncan's ship aground and there they are,
like when they look like they're going ashore, and again
the Doganos are they're overboard, so they have been removed
here from this boat. I think it's Zorra and doctor
Loomis so like, get all the stuff we need because
we need all these samples still, and they're like they're.

Speaker 3 (41:28):
Basically packing it up, packing it up, putting like like
jackets on. It's a little float. They push it off
the boat and then the boat goes the entire boat.

Speaker 2 (41:37):
Goes on to the island.

Speaker 3 (41:39):
It was all for nothing, All for nothing.

Speaker 2 (41:44):
Where are you parking this Duncan?

Speaker 3 (41:47):
If you go back and watch it as well, it's like, ha,
it's a it's a Duncan is like he's like, yes,
we're in the shallow water and I got away.

Speaker 2 (41:56):
I got away. But the he's like, oh no, this
show is coming. He's a boat.

Speaker 4 (42:02):
Slow it down, like just turn it off, yeah, or
turn it onto the sand instead of exactly like.

Speaker 3 (42:09):
This hardcore like mercenaries. Kid just loses his mind.

Speaker 1 (42:15):
So yeah, the the equipment, I guess it does start
to wash ashore and Nina's like, hey, I need some
help here with the big one. It was a huge
looking thing, and poor Nina's she's next. Yeah, and she
gets killed on shore by a spinosaurus that she doesn't see.
No one else really seemed to see until the last second.

(42:36):
But they can come on water obviously, and she gets chopped.

Speaker 3 (42:38):
This movie was directed by Bert Wonderstone because there's a
lot of sleight of hand. You know, there's now you
see the dinosaur and.

Speaker 2 (42:47):
Now you know it's Hugondstone did again. I like that
the spinusar doesn't have a taste for bandanas, something that
spits up. Leclaire picks it up, but he's already wearing

(43:12):
a bandana. Well just got now if you watch that,
just had him put it on. But now he was
already wearing his band Unfortunately, you watch.

Speaker 3 (43:23):
Him hold it. He holds it in such a way
that the blood just cascades.

Speaker 1 (43:28):
We need you to know she was killed. Need to
show you a lot of blood on this bandana.

Speaker 3 (43:34):
And in the water, which that would not have had
in the water.

Speaker 2 (43:39):
So Nina's down.

Speaker 1 (43:40):
That Bobby's done, Nina's done. Leclair the only one left
there of the helpers there's a there's a part here too.
They're obviously trying to figure out what are we doing next,
and they're they're talking about, obviously, we got to continue,
we got to get these samples. I wrote it in
my notes for some reason, Rich Guy says the average
cost of a created species is seventy two million. I
guess that's Martin. I don't know, but rich Guy. But

(44:02):
but I may note that because we had talked about
in Fallen Kingdom in the dinosaur auction, the deals they
were getting on these animals.

Speaker 2 (44:13):
And Dominus rex goes for forty eight million dollars that
the prototype, I think they were getting great deals.

Speaker 1 (44:19):
Now there were time seventy two million just the creation
of these species.

Speaker 3 (44:23):
Right, insane, Yeah, absolutely insane.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
So Zora informs the survivors there that she employed a
rescue helicopter to circle the island in twenty four hours
because they are stranded now, and she's like, it's okay,
don't worry. I had a backup plan, and it is
to get to this helipad, get to the spot, and

(44:47):
in twenty four hours, if they don't make radio contact
with us them or we don't do it with them,
they'll come and save us. Yeah, I mean good thinking.

Speaker 2 (44:54):
I way, we're going to crash on this island. I
guarantee something bad is going to happen when we go here.

Speaker 3 (44:59):
That's right. I don't worry, guys. I gave us a
two minute window. Yeah, literally, we.

Speaker 1 (45:07):
Should be able to nail this. So the team again,
still working on their samples, and we are going to
be bouncing back and forth. Yere a little bit between
the Delgados, who are then going to be obviously washed
ashore onto the island and this expedition team. But our
expedition team. They locate the titanosaurus the herd in the

(45:27):
field and they extract their second sample. This one's easy. Yeah,
if they weren't all like this, you know, just these
these titaned dinosaurs making love to each other.

Speaker 2 (45:41):
Oh my god, and bellowing away, and hundreds of them.

Speaker 1 (45:45):
In the valley. But they're not going to hurt you.
And we get the John Williams JP theme song extended version.
Here Martin's touching his leg and stuff.

Speaker 3 (45:54):
Yeah my god, how sore is John Williams teets at
this point. I mean they've been suckling at this thing
for seven movies now. It's time. It's time to let
it go. But they really, they really milked it again.
But I'm kidding because I love It's my favorite John
Williams theme and I'm happy to hear it. And this

(46:16):
arrangement was beautiful.

Speaker 2 (46:18):
I don't know the tails on these things.

Speaker 3 (46:21):
When I was when I watched this in the theater,
I was like, I was a little caught up with
it because big screen, it's like, okay, we haven't seen
this before. You know, the sort of sensual they're having sex.
These dinosaurs neck to must have been huge in the theater.
Oh yeah, it was good, huge regular TV.

Speaker 2 (46:43):
They were monstrous. I'm sure it must have felt like
they were coming out of the screen.

Speaker 1 (46:47):
Yeah, but you didn't like them.

Speaker 3 (46:49):
I love it when I'm watching it at home here,
I got a four K TV. It's it's not a
big screen TV or by any means, or like a
movie theater. It looked not great to me.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (47:02):
It looked, you know, like like the Abyss James Cameron's
The Abyss the Water, you know what I mean. You
look very computery. Also, you know, they're like they're in
tall grass, sure, and they're like wait, wait, and then
suddenly there's there's fifty of these things. Thank you bur Wonderstone,

(47:23):
Like like, where did they come from? They're the quietest
biggest animal of all time. They really called the Titanosaurus,
but they're silent. Yea, they are anyway, right on their feet,
light on there?

Speaker 2 (47:36):
Did they have?

Speaker 1 (47:37):
Were their tails furry or am?

Speaker 2 (47:38):
I just kind of a don't it's great question? Worl
tail or a cat but a little bit of hair?

Speaker 1 (47:45):
Yeah? Yeah, it felt really maybe it's it was almost
like I had too much avatar vibes.

Speaker 3 (47:52):
That's what I mean.

Speaker 2 (47:53):
That's what I'm saying. How did everybody feel about they're
going through this tall ground? Like JD is saying, of
course they're not hearing these gigantic creatures. It feels like
a Vietnam War SCENETV. And the tension is broken by
somebody eating altoids. You look over, it's not a dinosaur

(48:15):
jomping on somebody. Somebody needs a fresh probably a mouthful
of salt water from a spearman in there, And I
was like, what that's the jump scare? Is an altoid crunch?

Speaker 1 (48:30):
Like wouldn't it have been actually funnier if they hadn't
shown us doctor Loomis eating his altoids in the museum earlier,
so like they completely ruined, like I guess, any sort
of humor to it. Put a mint on a mint
a little bit, and I was like, yeah, we get it,
Like that's his thing. It's like how he decides or whatever.
I don't even know, but it would have been sort

(48:51):
of funnier, like the first Crunch and he's just eating altoids.

Speaker 3 (48:55):
Yeah, breaking scene. I couldn't agree more. I will say,
was that allowed in the theater? Oh yeah, I will
shout out to Jonathan Bailey is his name?

Speaker 2 (49:08):
Yeah, Henry Lee.

Speaker 3 (49:10):
An appropriate reaction to it did capture the wonder that
they try to squeeze into all of these He when
he's touching the dinosaur, it's it's some very good acting
there next to a tree trunk, basically touching the dinosaur
for the first time.

Speaker 2 (49:25):
You know, I bought my tears in his eyes basically
exactly like it was.

Speaker 3 (49:30):
It was good. That's felt like the only moment of
the movie where there were actual dinosaurs, like pardon my
dinosaur ignorance, but it.

Speaker 1 (49:38):
Just felt like the other ones all seemed fake.

Speaker 3 (49:41):
Yeah, so they ever did it?

Speaker 2 (49:43):
They ever did?

Speaker 5 (49:44):
It was long?

Speaker 3 (49:45):
There's fifty of them.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
Oh yeah, that one. There's maybe more.

Speaker 2 (49:49):
There's so many in the valley.

Speaker 3 (49:51):
There, yeah, moving they dipped in hard.

Speaker 1 (49:54):
Yeah, okay, well that's two down.

Speaker 2 (49:58):
I thought it was mean that they blasted it in
the neck while it was cuddling like somewhere else. It's
not hard to like, it's that One's a hard one
to just shoot it in the gunk, you know, shoot
it in the leg.

Speaker 1 (50:10):
Doesn't have to go straight.

Speaker 2 (50:13):
In the leg.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
Yeah, an argerie. Maybe it's a better launch angle for
the rocket to go up.

Speaker 2 (50:21):
From Duncan on that one.

Speaker 1 (50:23):
That one was perfect?

Speaker 2 (50:24):
Was it not?

Speaker 1 (50:25):
Came right to them? Reached his hand out right in
his palm? All right, Well, let's stick with this team
because the final one is the uh kettel co atless
kettel coatless the bird one, the large and carnivorous animal
the size of an F sixteen, they say, And the
team hopes to avoid issues with this one by obtaining

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the final sample from an egg instead. Okay, like, hell
the hell are we going to get the bird version?
Just get the egg? Smart? Smart is smart? At first,
I got into a debate with Nora about this. I
was like, hold on, hold on.

Speaker 2 (51:00):
I thought the whole mission was we got to get
it from.

Speaker 1 (51:02):
The three largest animals. But then Nore is like, yeah,
but it's that animal's genes, it's it's egg, so that
should work too, to which I say, then why don't
you do that for the other ones too? At least
I mean, I guess the titan the saurus is easy,
so it doesn't matter. Tough to do for the muscle
saurce on the water, So okay, it makes sense. She

(51:26):
talked to me.

Speaker 2 (51:27):
Stem cell research basically is what they're doing, so Zora
Henry Leclair.

Speaker 1 (51:31):
They repel to reach a nest located in an ancient
temple on the side of a cliff.

Speaker 2 (51:37):
Yeah, they go to the Temple of Doom pretty much
what is Doom?

Speaker 1 (51:45):
Yeah, it sounded like a good idea to get it
from the.

Speaker 2 (51:49):
What's your nest until you realize that the nest is
stuck in the side of a hidden temple that's what,
five hundred feet from the top of the cliff.

Speaker 3 (51:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (51:58):
I do think pretty cool terrain in this movie, a
lot of tltery.

Speaker 3 (52:02):
Yeah, yeah, but what a god damn what a head slapper,
right like there's stairs to this thing that take us
all the way down to the bottom. They find the
stairs after they've started repelling, right, it was like, oh,
look at this, Look at that perfectly carved out stairs
that go somewhere probably to the nest, and then we're
all the way to the ground.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
They went, those stairs also went to the nest.

Speaker 3 (52:24):
What they must have right, where do they go if? Well,
you think they just repels all the way down?

Speaker 1 (52:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (52:31):
Yeah, she doesn't know about the stairs.

Speaker 1 (52:34):
She doesn't know about the stairs. Okay, I guess we
can debate whether the stairs that Kincaid and Martin find,
which do go all the way to the bottom.

Speaker 2 (52:43):
I'm not denying that that's how they come down, But
do they go to the nest?

Speaker 3 (52:47):
Why wouldn't they? It's the why would people?

Speaker 2 (52:52):
You would have.

Speaker 3 (52:54):
It would have to stop in that room. It's right
above the.

Speaker 2 (52:57):
Why would you build stairs? And you know, let's go,
let's go in the room for a minute.

Speaker 1 (53:02):
You're probably right, yeah, okay, the.

Speaker 2 (53:04):
Only entrance is through the window, so.

Speaker 1 (53:09):
Zora Henry Leclaire. Yeah, they they're in the ancient temple
there on the side, or they're getting down there. They're
repelling down got the other two at the top, like
I said, and then a parent ketso Colatless returns to
the nests devours Leclaire. So all three are now gone.
And I was gonna say they were one was killed

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by each specimen they were trying to locate. But that's
not true. Titans horsing, I knew nothing to you unless
you got stomped on accidentally.

Speaker 2 (53:38):
But the spin.

Speaker 1 (53:42):
But Zora and Henry they do manage to escape with
the sample. This is that scene where it's teetering on
the edge and he's trying to get over, and you
think the rope is going to break, and it does right,
eventually he falls.

Speaker 2 (53:57):
He falls to his death.

Speaker 3 (53:59):
Wait a minute, water Yeah, yeah, yeah, But I.

Speaker 1 (54:06):
Wrote in my notes, this guy man for like a
scientist or a museum director.

Speaker 2 (54:10):
This guy is badass.

Speaker 1 (54:12):
He is always gun, how to do anything.

Speaker 2 (54:14):
Doesn't say to him, you're one impressive murder. He is man,
he really is. Yeah, it's simple. They don't even have
to pay this guy. He's like, I'll do whatever as
long as I get to hug a titans. He's like
rolling Tembo but nice, that's right. I just want to
be out there. All I want to do is hug
a dinosaur. You don't have to pay me.

Speaker 1 (54:36):
His fee is to watch those two dinosaurs of sex.
I don't need ten million next sex from dinos out there.
I'm good. Uh So they all survive, they all make
it to the bottom Elsewhere on the island though, Guys Ruben,
he is with this family and he does have a
little uh I guess bonding scene with Xavier. He commends

(55:00):
Xavier for rescue, rescuing his daughter Teresa, and uh, I
guess that's the part where Xavier's end like I gotta
take a piss. Yeah, it goes peek, goes way too
far to take a piss.

Speaker 2 (55:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (55:12):
I love that.

Speaker 2 (55:13):
Ruben is like ready to smooth over the relationship with Xavier,
and he is kind of like, I don't necessarily need
to be the cocky guy I was in my first
couple of scenes. So you're assuming, yeah, okay, he's going
to take over the watch here, but nope, he's out
of here. He's like, I got a peek. Yeah, this
guy always has to handle his business before he gets
down to the next thing. He's like, I know, I
just woke up from a nap, but I got a

(55:33):
nap here for another hour, take the wheel, and while
you're doing the watch, I'm gonna go pee over here. Whatever.

Speaker 1 (55:40):
Yeah, whatever, don't I'm talking yourself. I mean the only
reason he goes pee is so we get the cool
scene of dinosaurs fighting behind him and he's oblivious.

Speaker 2 (55:50):
Yeah, exactly right.

Speaker 3 (55:52):
I mean there's the one time we see raptors in
this movie, I believe, and uh, they get done dirty
by a big bird. Bird comes down and.

Speaker 2 (56:03):
There.

Speaker 3 (56:05):
It has really bothered me. He's like taking in the
Austin Powers length of all.

Speaker 1 (56:09):
Oh yeah, he holds it.

Speaker 2 (56:13):
He holds it for a bit.

Speaker 3 (56:14):
Yeah that's true. But yeah, but wouldn't you turn around.
Wouldn't you be at least a little curious what was
happening behind you? And there's also no way that I'm
continuing peeing after that. It's like, okay, I guess what's
whatever is happening behind me is over, so.

Speaker 2 (56:31):
It never happened to you.

Speaker 3 (56:33):
It's well.

Speaker 2 (56:36):
Behind But I mean I had to stop.

Speaker 3 (56:40):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, But if it's like, uh, you know,
if it's a stressful situation, it's gonna be it's not
coming out that easily.

Speaker 2 (56:49):
You didn't think he was peeing super hard because he
was nervous.

Speaker 3 (56:53):
Wow, I thought I thought it was like a frightened uh,
frightened load of pe Well, don't know. When I'm frightened,
I can't pee as like I may need to bolt
at any moment here.

Speaker 2 (57:05):
So about what but what pair of pants is a
classic sign of somebody who's been scared to death.

Speaker 3 (57:10):
That's true, You're right, You're right. Yeah, that's what I thought.

Speaker 1 (57:12):
We were going to see some of the deepot You're
going to.

Speaker 3 (57:16):
Poop himself or something. It would have been better if
he had said I gotta go piss and then saw
like came close to death and then never peede. But
he had pissed himself right like that would have been fun.

Speaker 1 (57:28):
Could he actually say, by the way, I gotta go
piss respect to that writing on that really? Yeah, because
I say that all the time, nor get pissed off
with me ironically.

Speaker 3 (57:39):
Got to take a piss. I mean, I've heard you.

Speaker 1 (57:42):
At a dinner table and be like, and I don't
you know, I just like, I gotta take a piss.

Speaker 3 (57:46):
Yeah, And she says to you show don't tell She's
just like that's a little uncous. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (57:51):
Absolutely, I'll admit that it is, but I like that
savior setting, like real people say.

Speaker 2 (57:56):
They're they're in the jungle.

Speaker 3 (57:58):
I mean, it's fine, Yeah, I know, and he's real.
Do you smoke? He also asked, you guys smoke? That's
that was the stupidest.

Speaker 1 (58:05):
Look.

Speaker 3 (58:06):
We haven't really gotten into how stupid this character is,
but he is just a complete not a real person.
Like it's this is a non playable character in a
video game, and it's so underwritten that you you're like this.
They should have put a little bit more effort in
a video game, I'm say, but for a movie where
he actually has to do stuff and have some sort

(58:27):
of redemption, Like it's it's unconscionable that they let this
guy live, Like he should have been dead as as
soon as they got to the island.

Speaker 2 (58:37):
But you can't.

Speaker 1 (58:37):
He saved Teresa immediately.

Speaker 2 (58:39):
Yeah, then he died. We hate this guy for.

Speaker 1 (58:42):
The first five minutes. Put a shirt on your loser,
take the wheel right, and then like one minute later
like damn, this guy's a hero.

Speaker 6 (58:48):
Nah I was.

Speaker 3 (58:49):
I wasn't away. No, I can't get over more than Reuben.
I cannot get over how disrespectful he was on that
but he was all right, and then you jumped in
after your girlfriend. Oh the bare minimum, that's the bare minimum.

Speaker 1 (59:06):
The bare minimum is to take the wheel for an hour.

Speaker 2 (59:08):
Okay, that you're right, you're you wake up with a
shirt on.

Speaker 3 (59:12):
That's right. That part where he goes to when he
goes to crebs like just a guy he just met.
That guy gives me the creep Who would say that
he's a good Uh? It was right, he was right. Kids,
get creeped out.

Speaker 2 (59:28):
Kids. This guy's adults.

Speaker 3 (59:30):
Yeah, yeah, well he's not a kid.

Speaker 2 (59:35):
I assume he's either going to college. Line for the kids.

Speaker 3 (59:37):
Man, that man is not college material's got way too
much time.

Speaker 1 (59:43):
I had one last JD.

Speaker 2 (59:47):
Do you feel that the Austin Power scene is the
best pie scene at all of cinema history.

Speaker 3 (59:51):
It's not even close, not even close.

Speaker 1 (59:55):
Yeah, ones, but yeah, notable.

Speaker 2 (59:59):
P The scenes.

Speaker 1 (01:00:02):
Were fresh my memory even on the Austin.

Speaker 3 (01:00:05):
Power comes out of he's been frozen for thirty years
and he comes out and evacuation, evacuation. Yeah, and they
keep interrupting, it keeps stopping dribbling and then peeing tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (01:00:18):
It's really really good.

Speaker 3 (01:00:19):
It is a solid solid bit.

Speaker 2 (01:00:23):
Years later. That is good.

Speaker 1 (01:00:26):
Okay, So the family, the Dogados, they're searching for the
in gen complex. They did remember that. The expedition team
talked about this whole like find the complex. Basically, Roman
wisely is like, hey, we've got to follow the pipes
that there. That is is smart. And they encounter Honestly,
they encounter various dinosaurs. There's a mutaton, a mutodon, which

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is a mutated raptor and pterosaur hybrid. That was the
flying one with the raptor head.

Speaker 2 (01:00:56):
Kind of yes, yeah, that that, and then.

Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
We get of course little equilops is what it's the
dinosaur's name, and that's the one Isabellabella adopts and named Dolores.
That is that cute little sort of stegosaurus looking one.
A little bit, but it's pretty damn cute. She's feeding
it like licorice or something whatever she's snacks she's got.
She had liquorice on the boat. Took a piece I

(01:01:20):
remember it was.

Speaker 2 (01:01:25):
Of course, is that a full grown dino? Then you're
telling me because I thought it was like a baby
version of a triceratopsis.

Speaker 1 (01:01:32):
I it's its own dinosaur for sure. So it's not
a tyrannosaurus or sorry stops. Yeah, it is its own thing.
I don't know how big they get trying to look it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:43):
Up, but quite small. This was like cat sized basically. Yes, yeah, yeah,
it was.

Speaker 3 (01:01:51):
Yeah, I thought it was a baby.

Speaker 2 (01:01:53):
Oh yeah. I was kind of worried that, like we
were going to get I think it is Jule. Yeah, yeah,
well I was worried we were going to get a
chase scene, right her regarding taking a baby away from
the nest.

Speaker 1 (01:02:04):
But nope, right, nope, this one's safe. I mean, I'm awa,
but like this baby lives wherever the Dogados live. I
think it lives. It's her pets, like her cat, it's
her dog. Yeah, okay, we got a great scene here though,
at least I thought it was a good scene the
Delgados and the sleeping t Rex scene here JD where

(01:02:26):
they're chased downstream by a t rex and they managed
to escape it. They've got the emergency raft now. Now,
getting into the scene was a little clunky. You know,
they come to the water, Rubin struggling because he's like
hurt himself. I guess he hurt himself on the boat, didn't.

Speaker 2 (01:02:41):
He Hey, yeah, right, right.

Speaker 3 (01:02:44):
Right, A little unclear how yeah, how hard his legs
or something, because he was walking around swimming, he was
walking and then yeah, they did fall.

Speaker 1 (01:02:54):
That was adrenaline pumping through his box. But anyway, Teresa's like, well,
to help you out, like, maybe we can just take
this this uh there's looks to be a boat over
there or whatever, and I'll get this raft and you know,
we'll get you quicker. There, we'll get there quicker. So
she she crosses the water, leaves everybody behind. At first

(01:03:14):
there's a doloficsaurus y tries to scare her. She like
manages it. Okay, I guess no poison to the face, right,
And then there's the sleeping t rex, but she wakes
up by inflating the raft, but he does disappear. Then
he's thirsty get a drink, but then he notices them,

(01:03:38):
and then this leads off our chase scene here and
Rexy swimming in the water like he's William H. Macy right,
and flips the raft and Bella gets trapped underneath and
they get through the rocks and that's where they ultimately
get away. But what did you think of this scene
with the rex sleeping Rex and then the water scene
here with the raft, Yeah, I liked it.

Speaker 4 (01:03:59):
I got into it. Danielle didn't see this this scene.
She she we watched the first part of the movie together.
She left then she said, what did I miss? I
thought to myself, Well, what am I digging for here?
That scene is what I explained her, because it was
super fun and super strenuous, and it's just.

Speaker 2 (01:04:18):
Nice to see an og dino that we know in
love old friend.

Speaker 3 (01:04:23):
Just kicking it too, you know, just like this is
the first sleeping dinosaur I think we've seen in the
entire franchise, right, Like, it wasn't like just passed out.

Speaker 1 (01:04:33):
Yeah, I mean, I guess debatable that Triceratops.

Speaker 2 (01:04:36):
Who just took the huge dumping. Yeah, yeah, that was awake.

Speaker 3 (01:04:41):
There was a t Rex in the cage where they
were trying to get the blood in uh Fallen Kingdom.

Speaker 1 (01:04:47):
Oh drugged as well, he was dru But this.

Speaker 2 (01:04:50):
Was just like this was.

Speaker 3 (01:04:53):
Chilling, Yeah, which is nice to see, but it was
just weird that she inflates the raft and then and
the egg disappears, right, but then it's just like I'm
just gonna go get a drink of water. Like, so
what happened, like it did it just happen to wake
up or didn't you expect it to be like stalking her?

Speaker 1 (01:05:12):
You know, like it was groggy. I think I guess
it's like when I went up thirsty and groggy, same
with its.

Speaker 2 (01:05:19):
Mouth open and they just afterwards, Yeah, like human years.

Speaker 3 (01:05:22):
It's like ninety five years old. It's all that's my math.

Speaker 1 (01:05:29):
But what'd you think? And see?

Speaker 2 (01:05:30):
I thought it was cool. Uh, I'm always excited to
see the t Rex around. They change up the way
it looks with the sleeping Yeah, it's silly. It gets
a drink of water.

Speaker 1 (01:05:37):
Apparently it can swim now, but maybe that's historically accurate.

Speaker 2 (01:05:41):
I don't know, but I did like that it was
a bit of a change up for the way we
usually see the t Rex from a like a visual standpoint,
but also like we always get the t Rex on
top of a vehicle crunching down and like, is this
person gonna get crushed? They change it up a little
here using the stretchy part of the raft so you
can see it like stretching down onto Isabella while she's

(01:06:02):
underneath it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:02):
You can just like only see the teeth.

Speaker 2 (01:06:04):
Yeah, stretching in the raft. I thought that was a
cool way to change up the shot that we've seen
in basically every single one of these Yeah, the stomp
the stomp shot, so now it's like a stretch shot,
so I liked it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:06:15):
And the shot of the of the t Rex underwater
snapping jaws, Yeah, while Ruben is trying to escape is great.
It's just visually stunning.

Speaker 1 (01:06:25):
So I will say that is the most indestructible raft
I have ever seen.

Speaker 2 (01:06:30):
Totally.

Speaker 1 (01:06:30):
Yeah, it can survive a t Rex because it pops
out underneath obviously the rocks that they get away from
it survived. I think had it in his mouth for
crying out loud. So wow, well well built and uh
and then I did love the scene. But you know,
I know they have to get away, so they just
have to use like this rock barrier that he can't
get his head through. And he's like, well, I guess

(01:06:52):
I can't walk over it, swim under it.

Speaker 2 (01:06:55):
I can only try it. I guess I'm yeah, folks, this.

Speaker 1 (01:07:02):
Was one of my favorite SATs in the movie.

Speaker 4 (01:07:03):
Yeah, and another terrible moment from Dad who's just watching
Isabella under a raft. Presumably he doesn't even know that
she's under He doesn't. He doesn't even go savor at all.
He just hangs out in that little little note she
makes it yeah, stand here, but yes, I mean it
is it's nail biting.

Speaker 3 (01:07:21):
That's good.

Speaker 1 (01:07:21):
I laughed a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:07:22):
When was it? Is it Teresa who goes to get
the raft and she pulls the raft like out of
whatever structure it's in, and on the side of it
it says emergency raft self inflating type, just so you
know what she's carrying. And it looks like it comes
from No Frills. It's plain yellow, yeah, with black text

(01:07:42):
on it, and it tells you exactly what it is.

Speaker 1 (01:07:45):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (01:07:46):
No Frill sells good self inflating rafts.

Speaker 1 (01:07:48):
What it seems like.

Speaker 2 (01:07:50):
Yeah, usually you're there for chips the bulk. Maybe they
had rafts. Maybe it's like a costco. They got everything.

Speaker 3 (01:07:57):
It also says on the package you must flat on
it'll sink, otherwise it'll sink. But I would argue she
it was ankle deep that water because she walked across
it to get too direct.

Speaker 2 (01:08:10):
But well it's fine, will allow.

Speaker 4 (01:08:13):
Yeah, that was the funny part, and that she said
to her dad, well you can't walk, so you can't
walk through this ankle deep water.

Speaker 1 (01:08:19):
But why do you just get in the water and
like float on your back? Then? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:08:24):
Something What about the benitos?

Speaker 2 (01:08:28):
You know it's pronounced.

Speaker 4 (01:08:32):
Inflable things and people will ride inflatable kayaks. Oh yeah,
they're tough. Okay, Dinos can't.

Speaker 1 (01:08:39):
Need to rex tooth, cannot penetrate this. That's impressive. Well,
at the complex, the family reunites with the expedition group,
so they all meet up there and uh, Teresa calls
out Martin. Hey, that's the guy that basically killed me,
tried to kill me. But Martin, I did skip over
this really quick scene. He had found a gun, hadn't

(01:08:59):
he Yes, yeah, when they were traversing through the jungle,
he had grabbed that, held onto that, and so he
holds the others at gunpoint. He's like, no, I'm in
control now, I'm taking the samples here from Zora. And
he flees because he's like, I didn't get the hell
out of dodge. I'm going to the helipad. He's got
a u TV, he's got a vehicle. So he's off

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and this is when a pack of mutodons again is
there like part raptor part pterodactylor whatever. They descend on
the survivors who ultimately escaped through an underground tunnel. And
we do have the scene in the what was that
like a gas station or something, so, yeah, something like that.

(01:09:42):
Maybe there's a whole thing in there. Any thoughts on
all this? I mean I'm skipping over a lot of
scene here, but anything getting into the tunnels to avoid them,
which we'll continue here in a second.

Speaker 4 (01:09:52):
But well, it was earlier when Crab said I'm too
smart to die and this is just obvious you it's
happening here, It's happening right here.

Speaker 3 (01:10:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:10:02):
I got weird out by that gas station seeing all
the lights go on, just like where are we anyways,
it's a gas station.

Speaker 2 (01:10:09):
I suppose the generator only kicks on at night.

Speaker 3 (01:10:12):
Yeah, every night. I guess right where we get any king?
Is that a stand by means stand by me for sure?
It's just uh, you know, every night it's lit up
for the last seventeen years for nothing, for nobody, for
the geo thermal I guess.

Speaker 4 (01:10:29):
So it's fine, but it's just crazy, right, And where
does Martin krebs that gun? Where does that gun come from.
It's just it's literally just hanging there in somebody, a
body that is holding a gun. It was like a
helicopter crash.

Speaker 2 (01:10:44):
Yeah, it looks like some vehicles. Yeah yeah, and the
body fell out holding the gun like this, just so
margin Crebs can return retain it eventually.

Speaker 3 (01:10:54):
Yeah awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:10:55):
And then yeah, they basically are like remember that kitchen
scene from Jurassic Park that everybody loves.

Speaker 1 (01:10:59):
Now it's venience. Yeah, that's all it was. Well, my
thing with him having a gun, Martin like obviously finding
a gun, Like you're telling me Duncan and Zora are
not carrying guns.

Speaker 3 (01:11:11):
Well, I think they got it was all in that
stuff they got dragged away.

Speaker 1 (01:11:15):
I didn't have anything on them. Yeah, a single weapon,
that's what they said, except all these dark guns. Yeah okay, okay,
I mean yeah, I had some flares when they were
packing things up. Yeah, a lot of flares.

Speaker 2 (01:11:30):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:11:30):
They're like, well, Bobby, you, Bobby, you got the guns, right, Yeah,
I got the guns. But then Bobby's gone gone maybe,
so the rescue helicopter it's coming, come on, you gotta
get there. And it does arrive, but it's destroyed by
the d Rex this thing is a monster, and that

(01:11:51):
is the creature, the alien, the monster that's ultimately gonna
kill Martin as well. That's scary ass looking thing. Yeah,
a big ass head.

Speaker 2 (01:11:58):
Yeah. They pull a flare gun out in this one.
I put my notes. Uh oh, I had also put
in my notes earlier when they had a flare gun.
Oh didn't pay off that time. But bad connotations for
the flare gun, and this one turns out pretty poorly.

Speaker 1 (01:12:13):
They shoot the flare gun, which basically.

Speaker 2 (01:12:15):
Just alerts the helicopter to go towards the d Rex
and the helicopters immediately.

Speaker 1 (01:12:21):
And I gotta say, I like the d Rex. I
was asking for some freak show Dinos.

Speaker 2 (01:12:27):
One was an absolute menace. Looked like the alien from
Alien but with like gigantic arms. It's been hitting the
gym as well. I thought it was appropriately gross.

Speaker 3 (01:12:38):
Yeah, it's got some rancor in it as well. From
Star Wars. Yeah, this is another Bert Wonderstone moment where
you hear the helicopter approaching the pad that that that,
and then he's just holding an illusion. It's me holding
the helicopter and my jaws, my vicious jaws. I mean,
it was fine.

Speaker 2 (01:12:58):
It was.

Speaker 3 (01:12:58):
It got me for sure, and it was great when
he's sort of fly like flings it away and there's
a huge explosion. But but yeah, but they like it's
a sleight of hand. That kind of annoys me sometimes
because I can hear the helicopter. I'm hearing it. I'm
hearing it, I'm hearing and I'm hearing it until just
the moment and then you see that the helicopter has

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no blades on it, and you know it's getting ripped
apart by this It's like, okay, I mean, you tricked me. Okay, fine,
but it's not realistic.

Speaker 1 (01:13:30):
I will say. As soon as Martin handcuffed himself to
the briefcase, I too was like that arm is getting
chomped off. Oh yeah for sure. Yeah, you know, we
know you're already dying now we have a pretty good
idea that your complete arm is getting ripped off from
a dinosaur, thus letting go of the briefcase. But that's
where we're at, and that is what happens. He gets

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he gets destroyed. Why did I put in my notes?
D Rex eats crebs like a food. Does he like
chomp it?

Speaker 4 (01:13:58):
Like?

Speaker 2 (01:13:58):
Yeah, yeah he does. Marito Wow.

Speaker 6 (01:14:07):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:14:07):
He thinks that's the candy.

Speaker 2 (01:14:09):
The de Rex thinks humans.

Speaker 3 (01:14:10):
Are their candy.

Speaker 2 (01:14:12):
Interesting.

Speaker 1 (01:14:14):
The survivors they reach a locked gate because remember they
are in the tunnels here, and Zora finds her way
in there to help everybody out to And we have
been told there are tunnels under the entire island before, right, okay.

Speaker 3 (01:14:31):
Not before we get to the Herschela mentions it.

Speaker 1 (01:14:37):
But I don't even mean this movie. I feel like
we've been told. But that's a different islands. So the
other islands also have tunnels. We have We've talked about
tunnels before on some of these islands, for sure. I
haven't seen a lot of them, but they've been like
somebody has said it before I know. Anyway, Yeah, so
they're all under there and they get to the end,
locked gate, end of the tunnel. They see a boat

(01:14:58):
on the other side, but they can't get through. Oh
my god, I guess one of the crazy dinosaurs is
coming down the back chasing them. Teresa's like telling them,
we got to get out of here. We got to
get out of here. Obviously the directs on the other side.
But Isabella small enough to fit through the gate. She
slips through she unlocks it and it allows the group
to load onto the boat. And this is when we

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need Duncan to divert the dres and he uses a
flare Oh yeah, so Zora, Henry, Ruben, Teresa and Xavier
and Isabella. They all escape and Duncan's dead. He sacrificed
himself until he's not.

Speaker 2 (01:15:34):
He's not done. He died doing what he loves, protecting kids.
But he didn't.

Speaker 3 (01:15:39):
He died doing what he hates, dying in the jungle. Right,
was not going to die, and he was right, God,
damn it.

Speaker 2 (01:15:48):
He wakes up and says, call it. I didn't die
in the dungle.

Speaker 1 (01:15:53):
He fires a flare gun after the d Rex retreats
and they go and get him. Yeah, and I guess
I was reading about this. There were versions of this
where he does die.

Speaker 3 (01:16:02):
Yeah, and he wanted to die Hershela.

Speaker 1 (01:16:05):
Yeah. Yeah, he said, I think it's better if I
do die, and tested it's better if you live, man.

Speaker 3 (01:16:10):
Okay, But it's so dumb. It is so dumb, and
it look if fine. Everybody wants to keep Mahrschela in
the movie, in the franchise, I'm one of them. He
didn't get he was kind of underutilized, as you mentioned
in this film, so you know, let's give him some
more like moments in the next movie and stuff. But
you gotta show us how he gets out of it.

(01:16:32):
You have to if you're gonna keep it right there, Yeah,
right there? What does he do exactly? And we know
that he didn't throw the flare because we see the
flare go out from the water, right, so we know
that the flair just extinguished. So how he got out
of it will never know, but we we need to

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see him get out of it.

Speaker 1 (01:16:56):
Maybe Duncan Kincaid is the magic Man. Maybe he's the
copper Field. He can make the Direcs disappear. That's right.

Speaker 2 (01:17:06):
He's the first one to use a flare gun as
a flare and not have something chase after it. So
you might be onto something because every other time we've
seen a flare gun, dinosaur chases it. But when he
needs to alert the rest of the crew where he is,
he just shoots a flare gun.

Speaker 1 (01:17:22):
Yeah, it's totally fine.

Speaker 2 (01:17:23):
Yeah, the derects no longer interested.

Speaker 3 (01:17:26):
First, for whatever reason, we need to know what he
should have died. I'm sorry, Yeah, you're right.

Speaker 1 (01:17:32):
He sacrificed himself. He played his part. He said he
wasn't gonna die in the jungle, but sorry you did.

Speaker 3 (01:17:37):
Yeah, that just adds to the tragedy and the sadness.

Speaker 1 (01:17:41):
Absolutely, absolutely, yeah, it would even like it almost would
drive home the fact of Zora and doctor loomis like,
let's what are we going to do with this medicine.
Let's do an open source and cure everybody. We'll name
it Duncan, the Duncan Remedy.

Speaker 2 (01:17:56):
That's right.

Speaker 3 (01:17:59):
This also, the guy that was going to pay us
is also dead, so we might as well give it
to the rest of the work.

Speaker 1 (01:18:04):
Yeah, so that the samples are in hand here, Zora
and Henry agree to distribute the new medication without a patent,
make it open source for the entire planet. And the
final scene of this movie is a dolphins swimming alongside
the raft, a little reminiscent of the final scene in
Jurassic Park nineteen ninety three version in which doctor Grant
is watching the flock of birds through the window the

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pelicans of his helicopter.

Speaker 2 (01:18:27):
So animals are back. Baby dolphins ruled the ocean once again,
and that's that's rebirth. They kept Dolores. They keep she's
living with them, which I mean, I guess we got
dinos in cities. Yeah, but they're dying. They can't live
in the city.

Speaker 3 (01:18:47):
Delores is if they She's left on the island, right.

Speaker 2 (01:18:51):
We don't know where they live.

Speaker 3 (01:18:53):
They don't live on that island. They don't live at
the equator, No, they don't. They live somewhere between Barbados
and Cape Town. But the older sister is going to.

Speaker 1 (01:19:05):
So she said, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:19:07):
I actually never see the familiar.

Speaker 1 (01:19:09):
They have no idea where they were from. I don't
think we ever learned to say, yeah, okay, well that's
Jurassic World rebirth.

Speaker 2 (01:19:17):
Shouldn't they have been celebrating when they get off the island.
I mean, I don't know if the contract still holds
up till with six zeros. But they did their mission,
you know, they got their samples that they wanted, and
they all survived and all the dinosaurs are still living there,
so only the bad guys die.

Speaker 1 (01:19:36):
I think this should be a joyous celebration. Yeah, I
guess I read it as they're definitely not getting paid
because this was only a Martin Krebs The Cribs joint.
But it goes back to when we had the big
debate about the Kirby Enterprises tricking doctor Alan Grant pretending
they were rich, and you were like, why come on, man.

Speaker 2 (01:19:54):
Just go cash the check or at least like do
some reason right, so you know they have a computer.

Speaker 3 (01:19:59):
He didn't have a well he didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:20:01):
He should like get a little upfront of this ten million,
get a million, at least.

Speaker 3 (01:20:06):
That would have been smart.

Speaker 1 (01:20:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:20:07):
I would have liked to see Musher Ali and this
movie him laughing, because I think his laugh was probably
one of the best parts of this movie. He would
laugh every time or did something cool in his eyes.
Woll he just got that gun from that guy. He's
got a great laugh.

Speaker 3 (01:20:23):
Give us the Musha Ali laugh, even though it should
have been.

Speaker 1 (01:20:26):
But it's a somber tone, is what you're saying. Then
heading out, Yeah, because it was in Jurassic Park one. Yeah,
I would like to see one group of people be excited.

Speaker 2 (01:20:34):
They said, But now everybody's like, we're never doing that again,
which understandable.

Speaker 3 (01:20:46):
Yeah, scars, they lost some friends.

Speaker 1 (01:20:50):
Yeah, they did lose some friends.

Speaker 3 (01:20:52):
Think they're thinking of the clerk, what do you mean?

Speaker 2 (01:20:56):
Okay, maybe but do Gano's got nothing new. Yeah, they're pumped.

Speaker 3 (01:21:00):
Leave them with how many private owners are there in
the world at this point, Xavier at least should have been.

Speaker 1 (01:21:08):
That was awesome or at least taken. Yeah, having a
smoke or something. Yeahly crap. Okay, favorite scene, favorite scene,
tasks or character or dinosaur from Rebirth.

Speaker 4 (01:21:22):
Well, I'm a dad, so I got tied to the
moment when Delgado said to his kid after Bella survived
in the raft. Under the raft, he said to her, Oh,
you're being quiet. You don't want to talk right now?

Speaker 3 (01:21:35):
That's okay. She was internalized. Yeah, I mean it happens.
It had there.

Speaker 4 (01:21:40):
There was a writing and directing. The idea was, hey,
some kids just don't talk.

Speaker 3 (01:21:47):
That hit home with me. There's some kids that are introverts.

Speaker 4 (01:21:50):
And then they show up and they know how to
use the touchscreen at the end to survive and save
everybody because their engineered freaking genius.

Speaker 1 (01:21:58):
They grew up with an iPhone in hand. There was
no problem for her to unlockety But.

Speaker 3 (01:22:04):
What do you mean, I'm not a problem for her
to unlock it. It is like unlock press smart.

Speaker 2 (01:22:11):
And then.

Speaker 3 (01:22:14):
Believer was part of it.

Speaker 2 (01:22:15):
Yeah, you don't think that if you want to struggled
with that somehow.

Speaker 3 (01:22:19):
Definitely was not demand for that. Nope, not demand for
that job.

Speaker 1 (01:22:23):
I did think for a second. I thought for one
second when they were trying to get through the gate,
hey take your shirt off.

Speaker 4 (01:22:32):
Yeah, it was fun how the gate rose and they
were worried. Oh, now we're going to get eaten, which
is funny.

Speaker 1 (01:22:41):
Yeah, it is a lot of concerns. Yeah, what about
your t K. I like the water stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:22:47):
So when we finally meet the Delgados, they get flipped
over by the Mosesaurus. The spinosaurs come and scare them
as well. I like that. It leads into the other
crew going to try and ask you then and then
ar encounter with the Mosesaurus as well.

Speaker 1 (01:23:04):
I'm just a big fan of this dino.

Speaker 2 (01:23:06):
Yeah thing, I like it. I like the whale dino.

Speaker 1 (01:23:08):
Okay, and all that.

Speaker 2 (01:23:09):
Stuff worked for me. I thought it was pretty suspenseful.

Speaker 1 (01:23:12):
Gadi, I'm with you.

Speaker 3 (01:23:14):
The water stuff. I would have been happy to stay
in the water the entire movie, to be honest. The Spinosaurus,
which I hated in Dress Park three, worked really well
for me, and just the idea of the Masasaurus and
the spinosaurus working together, this pack of deadly fish. I mean,
I love Jaws, I love you know, dead calm, that

(01:23:36):
kind of anything on the water I'm into. So yeah,
the water and stuff, and as you say, Trey like
just the spectacular. I mean it was a bit sea
worldy and whale watch you with they're coming out of
the water. But when you know, I had to admit
that watching it on the big screen, I was just like, God, damn,
this is awesome, you know. So I love the water stuff,

(01:23:59):
the islands. I'm so done with jungles and dinosaurs, and
I don't care about I think.

Speaker 2 (01:24:06):
That's why they do this. He's done.

Speaker 1 (01:24:08):
We've done the Jurassic part movie where it's all in
the sky basically airborne.

Speaker 3 (01:24:12):
Yea in the water totally. And I think they were,
like everybody loves the mouse of saurs. We need a
way to incorporate that rather than just coming up and
chopping somebody at the very beginning or the very end
of a movie, Like, we need to incorporate it, which
is hard to do obviously. But yeah, the water stuff,
I'm with Trey. It was the best part of this movie.

Speaker 1 (01:24:31):
My favorite scene is definitely the raft scene when he
U the sleep in t Rex starts chasing them.

Speaker 3 (01:24:37):
That was cool.

Speaker 1 (01:24:37):
That was fun. I didn't mind the opening of the
movie either, like the I mean as dumb as the
candy bar part is, you know, shut everything down.

Speaker 2 (01:24:44):
It didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:24:44):
It didn't look cool, but it looked like alien with
all the red and the smoke and this crazy like
mutated scary looking dinosaur or something. I didn't mind that part.

Speaker 3 (01:24:53):
They do the same scene in Godzilla, but they're with
no Godzilla. It's a nuclear accident and it's way more emotion,
Like Cranston kills it in the scene. So I go
back and watch that. It's a way better version of this, right, right,
way better.

Speaker 2 (01:25:07):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:25:08):
Any random notes or observations from our final movie here
of the franchise.

Speaker 2 (01:25:14):
Like I said earlier, a big movie for eating Scarlet
is chowing down a couple of times. We've got the
Snickers early on. I remember Xavier was eating Eminem's at
one point, and of course we had the jump scare
from the Altoids as well. I'm sure these are all
the same candy conglomerate. Oh, you know, the engine of

(01:25:37):
real life, The Candy Company's coming up with new stuff
all the time, new freaky candy bars. They got their
money worth in this one.

Speaker 4 (01:25:43):
I when did Scarlet eat? I know she was eating
on It looked like she was eating from like a
takeout packaging. It looked like Greg Anthony back when we
worked at NBA TV. She just had scooping. She was scooping,
but it was scooping. She didn't see what she was eating.

Speaker 2 (01:25:58):
That's on the same scene when as A and the
Kill a Dinosaur was said, So it must be when
they like, uh oh, I guess it's when she's talking
with Kincaid about their sad lives.

Speaker 3 (01:26:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:26:08):
Yeah, they're in the boat.

Speaker 3 (01:26:09):
Yeah, she's taken out whatever she's taken out. She just
brought that off.

Speaker 1 (01:26:15):
The only real random note I have is did you
see the school bus in New York City? Crighton middle
school painted on the side. Nice little nod there to
take of these movies. Any other observations.

Speaker 3 (01:26:29):
It bothered me that Mahershelly was made to wear a
wool beret the entire movie.

Speaker 2 (01:26:37):
How hot would that have been?

Speaker 3 (01:26:41):
It's I mean, I know, like it gives them a
badass look, like a green beret or whatever, but like
even just hanging out in the bar like it's hot,
it's sweaty, like I would be dying, Like it's got
no ventilation.

Speaker 2 (01:26:54):
It's a winter hat.

Speaker 3 (01:26:55):
A beret is a winter hat. Guys, why would you make.

Speaker 1 (01:27:01):
Because it looks bad? I'm with you, like, why stop there?
You got to be chomping on his cigar. Yeah that's
the look. Yeah, that's the badass look. Green beret, a cigar.

Speaker 3 (01:27:13):
Yeah, make some mercenaries, right, yeah, yeah, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:27:18):
My last note is when I think this is when
Xavier is saying kin Kate is saying, I don't want
to die in the jungle, and they ask Henry how
he wants to die, and he says he wants to
die in shallow water so he'll be covered by silt
because it's the easiest way to be turned into a fossil.

Speaker 1 (01:27:38):
I thought that was the craziest response.

Speaker 2 (01:27:41):
You could possibly have to that question. I say to him,
you're a weirder. That was the biggest laugh for me.
And then he just like he just goes into doctor
Ian Malcolm Ode saying like the scariest stuff that's possibly
gonna happen, including that humans rule the earth until they

(01:28:02):
don't and that ninety nine point nine percent of species
are extinct. I don't know if that's scientific.

Speaker 1 (01:28:08):
Sounds bad. Wow, the exact I was like, wow, is
that true? I didn't care to look at it. It
sounds sounds terrible.

Speaker 2 (01:28:17):
I heard in a movie once the eighty percent of
dust is human skin cells, and I don't think that's
truely either.

Speaker 1 (01:28:23):
So I can't trust anything.

Speaker 2 (01:28:26):
And if you if you do die in a shallow
pool of water and are covered by silt, is it
a guarantee you get to turn into a fossil? They
have to leave you there forever. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:28:35):
I was gonna say, give me time, I think, but
I don't know. So how are they doing the ceremony?
I don't know that that's stat you gave me about
what did you say, dust being skin cell? It's like
ruining Interstellar for me?

Speaker 2 (01:28:47):
Now, it's really gross.

Speaker 1 (01:28:51):
Yeah, exactly. Okay, let's uh, let's find out how the
people think about Jurassic World Rebirth Rotten Tomatoes fifty one
percent from the critics. Again, this was coming out this
most recent summer. Here, this is our blockbuster twenty twenty
five or one of them, so.

Speaker 2 (01:29:08):
Sort of split on that.

Speaker 1 (01:29:08):
From the critics, fifty one percent, audience seventy one percent,
so a little bit better. Not the best we've seen,
of course here in the franchise, But.

Speaker 2 (01:29:18):
What do you use?

Speaker 1 (01:29:19):
Actually, I'll give you a few reviews before I get
your take. Eyes This one I read going back to
basics with rip roaring set pieces and fossilized cliches. Jurassic
World Rebirth doesn't evolve this prehistoric franchise, but it does
restore some of its most reliable DNA, so that one's
a bit of a positive one. But this one from

(01:29:39):
Christi at Roger Ebert Rogeribert dot com quote, there are
some sporadic joys here in the clever site gags, the
sleight of hand, the bait and switch. These moments remind
us of the mindless summertime excitement the Jurassic movies have
long provided, albeit with diminishing returns. But that giant footprint
just isn't as imposing as it used to be. Tass

(01:30:03):
how you rank in Jurassic World Rebirth, where you're slotting.

Speaker 4 (01:30:05):
It in, I'm slotting it in with just a bunch
of other movies right in the four out of ten grouping.
I was just a little confused that sometimes it felt
kind of like stranger things to me. That being said,
people weren't weird enough enough about some of these creatures.
I mean sometimes that family, the Delgado family, was sitting

(01:30:28):
in the water after going through some things, and there
was literally like these dino slash snakes like swimming around them.
They didn't even move, they weren't scared. There wasn't there
wasn't that feeling. So that kind of you know, I
do get the going back to some things, definitely, like
the DNA, Sure it exists, but after watching seven movies,
it doesn't feel the same way at all.

Speaker 1 (01:30:50):
Now.

Speaker 3 (01:30:50):
It might feel that way for people just seeing this
for the first time and not having seen the first
six movies, but that ain't me. So I wasn't that excited.

Speaker 2 (01:30:58):
You know.

Speaker 3 (01:30:59):
That's a four out of ten for me.

Speaker 1 (01:31:00):
Okay, so that's where I map.

Speaker 3 (01:31:01):
So it's sort of near the bottom of your thanks
for sure group.

Speaker 2 (01:31:04):
It's weird to imagine seeing this movie as your first
Jurassic Park.

Speaker 4 (01:31:08):
I mean sure, I'm sure there are people that are.
Absolutely I've read reviews where they're like, yeah, I kind.

Speaker 2 (01:31:13):
Of like this.

Speaker 3 (01:31:15):
I've never seen any of them.

Speaker 2 (01:31:16):
This was the first one I saw in a theater
since probably Jurassic Park three. Definitely didn't see any of
the world ones in the theater, so that definitely helps.
I think for me, it's about a four out of
ten as well. I did like it better than Fallen
Kingdom and Dominion, so I don't know, it ranks around there,
and I will probably see the next one in theater

(01:31:38):
whenever they come out with it, just because I don't know,
like and I enjoyed the theater experience seeing these big
old creatures out there, but like four out of ten
as a movie, though, in like the second hour of this,
I started thinking of it as a parody, like if
you were going to make a joke of a Jurassic
Park movie, this is basically how you would do it,

(01:31:59):
including things like the Altoid and how many times they
play the score. They played the John Williams Joy theme
probably fifteen different times, and at the weirdest moment, like
after we do a scientific experiment on a dinosaur, they're
like yeah, and it was like they're spamming it to
the point where it becomes comical. They didn't go far

(01:32:19):
enough for it to be a parody, but if they did,
it would be like a five star ten out of
ten parody to me, because there are parts that are
just so funny, like seeing the dinosaurs cuddling and loving
each other and then somebody takes out a giant dark
gun and blasted in their neck. I'm like, that would
be funny if they were really playing it for laughs.

Speaker 1 (01:32:37):
They're not, so I come down as a four out
it said. Okay, gd how do you feel about Rebirth?

Speaker 3 (01:32:42):
I was a four when I had seen it in
the movie theater. I was cut up in the spectacle
of it. But watching it here in my home, seeing
all of the flaws, all of this stupid, stupid stuff,
you know, with just me and the movie, it's a

(01:33:04):
two for me. I don't know where that ranks for
my other rankings, but it's low obviously. Two out of ten. Yeah,
just a goddamn chore to watch this.

Speaker 1 (01:33:17):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:33:18):
Maybe there's some fatigue happening as well with Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:33:21):
I'm sure there's some dinosaur fatigue amongst the group. We've
watched a lot of these and pretty short span. Yeah,
but this movie does suck, like you don't have to
do like I think you said it, Trey, like I'm
watching this going well, when we were doing Fast Friends
and we were watching all the crazy fast and furious,
like it gets insane, but it's like a parody of itself.

(01:33:43):
It's obviously like poking fun of itself. Now Vin might
be taking it seriously, but there is something to it,
like you're laughing at it, like this is ridiculous, but
it's still fun. This movie lacks that, like this franchise
lacks that. It's like you should lean into that, I
think and really go crazy silly, funny, whatever, because.

Speaker 2 (01:34:02):
I just like was like bored in this movie.

Speaker 1 (01:34:04):
Inside of a few set pieces, I was like, don't
care about these people. I you know, this is sort
of a dumb mission as it is. Yeah, and I
just like it's just boring and it's like sort of
a big why. Well, ultimately why is like people are
gonna go to the movie theater and it's still gonna
get it, but like do something switch it up? Like
how many more times can we do this sort of

(01:34:24):
premise to it? It's like, oh yeah, so I'm low.
I'm I'm only debating, like is this the worst of
the bunch or is it a little bit better than Dominion,
which I had very low. It's like, it's right there.
I guess I'll rank it just above dominion. I'll go
three out of ten. I had dominion at two out
of ten.

Speaker 3 (01:34:41):
Yeah, but I'm as well you do think it is. Yeah,
it's still just ever so slightly. I mean, look, lose
the family. We're in a world where the dinosaurs are dying.
You have discovered that if if you get these three
vials of blood, it will cure heart disease. Heart disease

(01:35:01):
the number one killer of people around the world. Every
single government has said you can't go to this island.
I think every single government would be like, yeah, let's
go get that shit. Let's put together a crack team
of dinosaur hunters fly in there and get this stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:35:20):
And it's a war movie.

Speaker 3 (01:35:21):
It's like a it's like and and the dinosaurs they're dangerous,
they're genetically modified. It's a monster movie. And they're on
the edge of the extinction. So we got to go.

Speaker 2 (01:35:31):
Now.

Speaker 3 (01:35:31):
The clock is ticking, let's get in there. And they're desperate.
The dinosaurs are killing each other. It's it's two minutes.
Go get them. Yeah, like, go get them. That's a
more interesting movie to me.

Speaker 1 (01:35:43):
And I'm into that, right, So we basically have two
routes we want to go with this franchise what you're saying,
which is interesting, but that's not a kid's movie. Or
if we're gonna stay with the kids theme of everything,
get sillier, get like poking fun of yourself, just go
overboard with that. Yeah, does anybody have a good idea
for the next one that inevitably will be coming?

Speaker 6 (01:36:04):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:36:04):
What is there in all honesty? What is there sort
of left to do here?

Speaker 2 (01:36:12):
Fake nature documentary? What's the t Rex up to all day?
Sometimes it's sleeping.

Speaker 1 (01:36:18):
Like a cute movie? Okay, sure, sure ideas? All right,
So we are pretty low on this. I know we
disagreed on some of them, but I will present just
for you know, one list here how I rank these
seven movies. And I know you guys had Jurassic Park
at the top ten out of ten. It was basically
a perfect movie. So Jurassic Park, the original from ninety

(01:36:42):
three at the top of the list. I was a
fan of Jurassic World. When they rebooted the whole thing,
I thought it was pretty good. Then I have Jurassic
Park three. Then I got fallen Kingdom. Then I got
the Lost World, which is Jurassic Park two. I was
not high on that one, and then Rebirth and Dominion
at the bottom of end list. So that's how I
have it again. We don't all agree on the exact order.

(01:37:04):
For the most part, we were in the general ballpark
with some of these, but that's where I'm at with
these one experience. Yeah, I'm what's definitely done with dinosaurs
for a while. What about they will make another one?

Speaker 2 (01:37:17):
Oh, it won't be twenty twenty six, probably, but like
twenty twenty seven, you'll forget what it was like watching
seven of them in quick succession.

Speaker 1 (01:37:25):
You'll be in on the next one. I will because
of the Jurassic pals and the camaraderie of us talking. Yeah,
I will be in, and I'll probably go to the
movie thing.

Speaker 3 (01:37:34):
Yeah, watch in the theater, yes, number one, because.

Speaker 1 (01:37:37):
Unlike you guys, I mean, I'll be honest. I think
I only saw Jurassic Park the original in the movie theater.
I don't think I saw anything after that in the theater,
So yes, I will be there. Trey excellent. I don't
know about opening night, but see it a month after
at noon.

Speaker 2 (01:37:52):
A few times time to see it when you get
just only your reactions, nobody else reacting to anything, just pure.

Speaker 1 (01:37:59):
Okay, do you think they'll stick with Scarlett Johansson and
Ali like you think so?

Speaker 2 (01:38:05):
Yeah? One of them.

Speaker 3 (01:38:06):
There's a reason they kept herschel alive?

Speaker 2 (01:38:10):
Right, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:38:13):
Scarlet? Yeah of course is Scarlet Johansson? Yes, yes, they
will both be back.

Speaker 1 (01:38:19):
Well, give them something to do at least time next movie. Yeah, agree,
could have been anybody in these really didn't do a
lot them All Right, Well, I guess we'll wait for
a couple of years till our next Jurassic Pals. What's
it going to be cold on?

Speaker 2 (01:38:36):
We just were reborn, so I don't know, extinct killing
them all? So now we're gonna go kill them. How
about that straight up poaching movie where you're trying to
come back with as much as uh Dino scalps as
possibly can? Yeah, all right, Rolling Tembo's out there?

Speaker 1 (01:38:54):
Yeah, Jurassic World, Tembo stat the Tembo Tournament.

Speaker 2 (01:39:01):
Now I like it. Actually, it sounds good that one.
Sounds like I'm made for TV movie. I'd be. In
my last note on Jurassic Pals, my father in law
caim to visit recently and he shapes his face and
literally he uses barbas And I saw a barbasall can
sitting in my house. It was there, and my heart
skipped a beat like I was seeing a celebrity. Was like,

(01:39:28):
tried unscrewing the bottom. I definitely tested it. I was like,
I wonder if you could even do well. It doesn't
work smartly, but I've never been so excited to see
shaving cream in my life.

Speaker 1 (01:39:39):
Oh you popped. I was like, what it was a joke, Like,
did Laura bring this and send it down here?

Speaker 2 (01:39:46):
People? It's still out there.

Speaker 4 (01:39:48):
It's still out there, still out there. I see it
at the gym, all the camp. Yeah, it been there
for thirty years.

Speaker 3 (01:39:55):
People still use that.

Speaker 2 (01:39:56):
Send us your barbisol pics. I see your cream.

Speaker 1 (01:40:02):
Jurassic World, Dwyane, shee.

Speaker 2 (01:40:06):
There we go.

Speaker 1 (01:40:06):
We got it next tight though.

Speaker 2 (01:40:07):
Alright, let's call it there. Thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (01:40:09):
If you've enjoyed Jurassic Pals, please hit the like button,
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Speaker 2 (01:40:22):
And uh yeah, let us know what.

Speaker 1 (01:40:25):
I guess next movie franchise we should do. Maybe we'll
have to set up a tournament or something like that.
I know there's been votes for like Harry Potter, Lord
of the Rings, Twilight should be insane us talking about Twilight.
We need a mix of like actiony movies and more

(01:40:45):
fantasy style movies. Yeah, good idea. Yeah too many, too many? No, no,
too many and like the sort of dumber, sillier the
better for these. If you like to hear from you,
all right until the next Jurassic pal, thanks for joining us.
I remember life finds a way

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