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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Did he cheat or did I catch an sdi from
a koala?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
That's it, that's it, that's it. You know, here's the thing.
Koala is the askedy, fuzzy you.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Know, they got they got the juice in their kaboos.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
They got some juice in their kaboos.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
So sure, I think we're really underestimating the attractiveness levels
of a koala.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
You know, not many men and or women for that matter,
could turn down a juicy kuala caboose.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Honestly, it's they had.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Some cushion for the pushing, cushion for the pushing, like
cuddly cut cutuddles that I mean, you cannot be a
kouala cuddle.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Yeah to, I invited a girl over yesterday for cuddles.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
You sure did. And how did that end with a handshake,
with a handshake of the genitals of the g that
it was boom.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
A mouthful of genitals. All right.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
So, my female twenty seven husband male twenty eight, and
I have been together for five years after being friends
for most of my teenage years. We have two sons,
and this whole story takes place in March of twenty twenty,
when I was three months pregnant with my second child,
I had gone to my thirteen week scan and something
(01:18):
wasn't right. I fully expected the worst, but my GP
just said that it could be something on those scans
with my fallopian DoBeS. Nothing was wrong with my baby
and I wanted to get some blood and swabs done.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
The fact that she's pregnant just clicked. How much worse
this is gonna be?
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
When the results came back, my GP called me to
come in urgently. That's when she showed me that my
tests had return positive for clubmydia. Oh clemytia.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
It'll get you.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
God like.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Because it's not okay getting the class one thing. It
is one thing.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Getting it while pregnant with your significant other.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Yeah, it's like you're giving chlamydia not only to your wife,
but to your baby too. Bro, that is wild, and
giving chlamydia to your baby is fucked up.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
I'm gonna go on the record and say it. Are
you sure? Media babies?
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Are you sure? Is that the flag you want to stay?
Flag that I'm putting right in? You know, Sam is
known for staking stands. Yeah, Sam stands the Sam Stands nickname.
So I was shocked and my GP knew I had
been with my husband for years. She was my doctor
all the way back when my first son was born.
She knew all of our history.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
She straight up asked me if our relationship was monogamous,
and I of course said yes.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Who does that leave?
Speaker 2 (02:47):
The subscripts are dwindling.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
She gave me the rundown of treatments and scripts, telling
me that my husband would need to come to be
tested as well to confirm before he too would like
any treatment. All she said all this with a look
of pity. She was thinking it. I was thinking that
my partner had cheated and given me an Stdoh god,
(03:14):
it sucks this.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
The baby makes it a million times worse.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
I know, I know, because if if you can give
sdds to your baby, if you like birth them while
with the sdds.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
God, that is oh oh god, not a good look.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Not really.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
I'm furious and heartbroken.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
But I go home and I took a long shower,
I scrubbed myself clean, and then I sit down in
her home. Our family photo hung on the wall, mocking me,
and I call him. He's at work, and I'm crying
on the phone, explaining that I've just been to the
doctors and gotten results that I'm positive for chlamydia. Oh God,
(03:55):
and I said, how could you do this, you bastard?
Speaker 2 (03:58):
All the works yep, hang up.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
And he's calling me over and over, but I'm trying
to calm down as I have to collect her son
from daycare and still and I still have to put
myself together as a mother. Somehow, I ignore his calls
and go about my day utterly crushed.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
I'm giving her son dinner. When he comes home. I
go to my room and.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Talk to my husband and he's sitting on the bed
holding his head crying. I walk over to him and say,
I don't know how you could do this to me
and our family, but you've given me an STD and
you also need to get tested and take this medication.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Man, he seems so innocent, I know, like crying on
the on the bed and he's like.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Wow, I'm overcome with emotion about how innocent I am.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Well. I mean, he hasn't said that he didn't give
her chlamydia yet, no confirmation nor confirmation or denial.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
All we know is he's a big old baby.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
He looks at me, eyes red raw, yelling at me
that I am a sick and twisted person.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
For cheating on him. He's sitting an SDD and then
blaming him for it.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Really, yeah, are we really playing this game? Are we
really Spider Man beaming this right now?
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Like, uh, I can't believe you would get an SDD
try to give.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
It to me?
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Wow, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
How the turntables turn? He thinks I'm the one who
has been on Faithful. Okay, so there is So there
is an update. Okay, but John, what do you think
about this reverse udo card? You know, the husband just
pulled on Opie.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
We have the title, we know about koalas are somehow
in the mix we see his reverse gnarrow. I think
this man is just taking his fingers, grasping his cheeks
and just pulling out whatever card he can pull out
of his tight.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Little, dirtiest, filthiest, poopiest card, the dirtiest filthiest one. Well,
let's get into this update and see where this poop
card leads us. So my husband thinks I'm the one
who has been on Faithful, and I'm just furious I
have ever cheated, and I hate cheating. It's a disgusting
act to do to someone you love. But he is
adamant that he also never strayed, and our argument ends
(06:08):
with us waking up our son. So I go to
settle him. When I came out, he packed his bag
and said he was leaving.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Man.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
This, this man.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Deserves an Oscar for this Emmy, this Oscar Award winning performance.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
The Oscar for best faking of.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Cheating. On goes to.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Oh please husband.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
He said he was going to stay with his parents
for a bit, and he left and I cried all night.
The next few weeks were hell. He tested positive, obviously,
both of us still accusing each other. It got to
the point where I asked if we could separate, because
I didn't see how this could be resolved since neither
of us would own up man. He said he would
tell me the answer if the pregnancy I was caring
(06:57):
truly was his after apternity test, Oh, not to the
paternity test. We went and got the test, and of
course it was his child. We went to therapy, which
never solved anything, and he eventually moved in.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
He moved back in together.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Oh so it didn't end in like a permanent separation,
which I'm like surprised on I would have thought like, oh,
he would have been done.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Yeah, this is why.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Yeah, when atter said you have a kid and so like,
it makes things complicated. But the double whammy of giving
you chlamydia and then not owning up to the klomydia
that you have given It's one fooled me once by
giving me chlymydia, fooled me twice by not owning up
to it. I think that's a you know, a fireable
offense offense. It's a divorce chant defense and the divorce
(07:46):
chant for sure. I think the fact that he that
he went to the paternity test, it's like you, you
have no more cards to play your your booty hole
is empty.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
No, no, I think I think the person that you
were in that booty hole is full, but yours is empty. Comdia.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Okay, yep, so it's more than two and a half
years later, now whoa we just wow?
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Guess is this is time travel updates?
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Really?
Speaker 1 (08:09):
And Adam is scrolling through TikTok when this reel with
Robert Irwin comes on. He was talking about how the
biggest threat to the Quala population is chlamydia. I swear
if a light bulb appeared in his head, it would
have shone out through his ears, because I saw him
start to piece things together. He now has come to
the conclusion that he thinks he did give me chlamydia,
(08:34):
but it wasn't through cheating on a human.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
With a human. He fucked a quality. So this is
the story that he tells. Here we go, let's go.
This is the story that this guy tells.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Let's see back in mid to late twenty nineteen, these
qualls were.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Just by the side of the road, exhausted.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
At one point we pulled over and Adam grabbed some
water for these poor guys. One little fella was so thirsty. Yeah,
damn right, those fucking core Koalas, so thirsty, fucking slutty Koalas,
slurping anything that comes their way, giving to anyone who'll
take Jesus fucking get a grip, Jesus. One of these
(09:24):
fellas was so thirsty and exhausted, he was just holding
onto my partner's arm as he drank. You think it's
all innocent, but those koalas, you know, lady in the streets,
let me tell you what he was drinking east underneath
those koala sheets.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
It wasn't hydrating. It was a little bit salty.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Actually, m.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Where do you think you get in those electrolytes coalamon
uh and yes. Adam picked up this koala and gave
him a cuddle and inserted his penis.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
No, and yes, what and yes. The koala proceeded to pee.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
All over his shirt and arm, of course, and as
we all know, kuala piss contains chlamydia.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Exactly. Yeah, that's exactly how that works.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
We laughed it off, moved him off the road track,
and continued on. Now, being a festival in the middle
of the bush, there are only showers that you pay for.
We were not planning on using it to shower until
the last day. He'd taken off the shirt, washed his
hands with bottled water, and then we arrived and set
up camp and went to party and forgot all about
the koala completely. Over those days, we had sex a lot.
(10:39):
Did she witness this? She witnessed the quali pee, so
she saw this. So we go down the rabbit hole
of research and find out that, yes, you can catch
chlamydia from koala's I am speechless, you can catch chlamydia
from koalife.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
I am stitchless. The guy actually has a valid He
wasn't lying. He wasn't lying. You can catch colemtia from koalapus.
Facts you didn't know, you didn't know? Wow?
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Fuck me?
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Adam is so fast to make an appointment at our
GPS office. We showed up and explain everything, and even
she agrees with him that, yes, it is possible that
the SDD could have originated from koalapus. We were completely asymptomatic,
so we could have had it from then and it
was only detected during the pregnancy. Since finding this out,
(11:38):
it's like my husband has changed again. He's back to
the loving, affectionate, caring man he was before the started.
He's accepted this explanation so easily. But now how do
I wrap my head around the fact that my husband
did in fact give me chlamydia but from a fucking koala.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
And John, there is an update? Oh my god, there's
more there is how can there be more?
Speaker 2 (12:01):
There is another el Oh my god, what else could
there be?
Speaker 1 (12:06):
So so far it looks like we have a happy,
happily ever after. But John, it gets worse. No, no,
it gets worse. No, okay, so he did not hire
a team of coals.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
That's the perfect cover three years in the making.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
So I sat my husband down last evening and we
spoke about how I'm feeling now that we know the truth.
I talked about how much pain I've been through with
him accusing me and vice versa, and I apologize for
my pardon things, told him how much I loved him
and how happy I was to finally put this to
rest now we know that there is nothing between us.
(12:49):
And then he starts fidgeting and getting upset, and then
he tells me that actually he did cheat. Yep, but
he still didn't give me the STD. He says, in
the months after finding out, yes, our relationship was in
a really bad place. When he wasn't living at home
at the time, he went out and had a one
(13:11):
night stand with a girl from a pub in the
town over. He explained that he genuinely believed that I cheated,
so he still did get chlamydia from the koala. She
still did get chlmydia from the koala, but because she
said I have chlamydia, he thought that means she definitely
cheated and went out and had a one night stand.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
He explained that he genuinely believed that I cheated, and
after a few drinks, he decided he was going to
end things with me. So he went ahead with sleeping
with this girl. It was his way of going tit
for tat. Cheating is a deal breaker for me and
I never slept with anyone. I never considered it a
payback tit for tat move against him. So why he
(13:56):
did so? Why did he do that to me? I'm heartbroken,
and part of me wishes we could go back to
where before all this happened. I can't break up my family.
We have two kids, two gods. We have two kids,
two dogs, two cats, two cars, and a house together.
It would be a mess. But I don't know how
to take this on now. He could have told me
(14:17):
this six months ago when we first found out about
this new possibility, but he didn't. He waited until I
poured my heart out to him in an apology to
dump me with this confession. I guess I'll take a
few days to process and then decide things, but I'll
probably stay. I love him so much. Even though this
(14:39):
has broken a little part of me, I just found again.
Oh well, life will go on, right?
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Damn?
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Is that the end?
Speaker 2 (14:51):
That is the end?
Speaker 3 (14:52):
I feel like I have not been on this much
of a roller coaster, emotional roller coaster on a story
in a long time, right, I mean like dozens of
not like hundreds of stories.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
I don't know if I necessarily really blame the dude
for the one night stand because it's it sounds like
when they parted ways it was like over the thing.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
What we need is like a lot of context on
like what that split up looked like. If it was
like like I'm done, I can't be with you, I'm
saying my I mean, did he did go to stay
his parents' house? So that kind of like I think
goes on line, but it's like what exactly.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
They actually have a break where it's like, hey, we're separating.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
Because here's the thing. I do think even if if
if you know someone's wronged you, that you should still
like you don't have to be like, oh I'm gonna
go sleep with other people da da, but like like
I bare minim like, oh I'm taking a break. I
cannot do I cannot do this.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
I'm yeah, you have to like communicate that to your partner.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
Yeah, And look, it doesn't even have to even have
to be it should be like well communicated, but like
there has to be something. There has to be.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Something, and I guess with this guy.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
He probably didn't communicate that, but he legitimately thought she
cheated and was blaming him. And so it's like, obviously
what he did wasn't right, but I understand like the
logic of what like why he did what he did.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
The other thing I think too, that's different, is it
would be one thing if he like, you know, got
angry left his parents' house started like I almost think
it would be better if you like, just the fact
that he used it as revenge is like ways whack
and hurtful. It's like, you know what, like he goes
to his parents' house, he's like, man, I really need
to like maybe meet some other people, and like, you know,
(16:38):
like I almost feel like that could have been not
as bad in a way.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
It was so vengeful, yeah, which is not a good look.
But again, he's also hurting because he is what he
did doesn't excuse what he did, but he's doing what
he thought was done.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
It's just such it's just such a lose, loose scenario
because they both thought they were.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
The culprit and like it's like, oh so rough, Oh
my god, so fucking rough.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
So I guess if you've ever gotten peed on by
a Koala ditch tested lydia, get tested. Eighty percent of
those fucking qualas have chlamydia?
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Really, actually, the actually.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
Let's let's get some the real facts. We cannot let
the journalistic integrity of this podcast be ruined.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
So apparently apparently fifty percent of people get chlamydia by
age twenty and at seventy eighty percent. What Yeah that's
(17:59):
crazy Wow and every quality but yeah, wow, what a
wild ride. Yeah, I think we got to jump into
this next story.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
We got to let's do it.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Oh actually, wait, wait, wait.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
What one question?
Speaker 2 (18:13):
One question?
Speaker 1 (18:13):
One question before we jump into this next story. One
question for the audience. Have you had clydia?
Speaker 3 (18:19):
Tell us your stories?
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Tell us your stories.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Apparently fifty percent of people aged twenty have had chlamydia.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
So there's two posts.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
There's two people here, Actually there's three.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
I haven't had chlamydia to mine, I haven't had Yeah,
mister producer, the odds are against you are the time
breaker here.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Our producer is clamydia. Let's get into the next story.
Next story, My homophobic neighbor is trying to evict me
for boning my gay boyfriend. I told him to pound saying,
because it's all pound whoever I want, I've ahole.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
That is honestly a beautiful statement. All pound whoever I'm you,
go pound out sand. I want you to remove a
layer of skin trying to pound that sand.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Get it off. Come on now, I want it to.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Look like a little like dog weiener, you know when
like the dog winner comes out.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
It's all like red and like raw looking. I do
so a bit of a weird one, so please bear
with me. I ran an apartment from a man who
lives down the street. It's a nice enough apartment, and
up until now I've had very few issues. The problem
is he's rather conservative and I am rather fabulous.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
SKay.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
Once he found out that my boyfriend wasn't just a
friend who spent a lot of time with me, he
tried to bar him from coming over, literally and figuratively.
I told him to pound sand, as the saying goes,
love it, gotta love it.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Now.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
He sent me a letter stating that effective immediately, there
shall be a two hundred and fifty dollars fine every time?
What every time? What?
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Mmmm mmm?
Speaker 3 (19:54):
Quote? I commit the sin of homosexuality in my apartment.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
This guy is about to go down. This is a
blessing in disguise. You have receipts and a lawsuit. This
is great news. OPI homophobia, paysa oh Man.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
If I refuse to sign the addendum, he claims that
he will file to e victim. Have fun with that,
good luck with the legal system, due to breach of
the lease, specifically the clause that the premise shall not
be used for illegal activity.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
How is that illegal?
Speaker 3 (20:25):
My man?
Speaker 2 (20:26):
Not only is he backwards in many ways, he just
needs to talk to a lawyer. Yeah, oh Man's about
to get sued into oblivion.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
He cites the Massachusetts state code that criminalizes fornication, sex
outside of marriage.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Some states do have those old laws, though there's no
way that's like an effect.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
Though cannot be, and crimes against good nature, which he
insists means homosexual relations. The statue does not define it
any further than that. Oh boy, this guy's gone down.
I look them up and they're evidently real crimes. I
know they're not enforceable by any stretch, but have I
technically done illegal activity in my apartment? I really don't
(21:05):
want to move early, lay, Opie. There's no way, No,
you have such a countersuit, Like my god, yeah, the
least started early in September. The least started in September,
or have an eviction on my record. I know this
seems absolutely silly, but the fact that they are still
technically crimes in the book.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Gives me a little pause. Do I need to take
this seriously?
Speaker 3 (21:26):
Or can I start coming up with more ways to
say pound Sand?
Speaker 2 (21:31):
How about a freakin signed letter of intent to sue?
Speaker 3 (21:35):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (21:36):
What should I do.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
If he tries to take any further actions to sue him?
So much?
Speaker 2 (21:41):
This is discrimination right easily?
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (21:44):
On multiple grounds?
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Is that the end?
Speaker 3 (21:46):
No?
Speaker 2 (21:46):
We have an update? All right, let's hear it.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
So, first of all, I just wanted to say, wow,
the amount of support I've received, both in replies and
in personal messages was absolutely amazing.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Red a community common in hot.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
Everything from fantastic advice to hilarious commentary. The person who
said Sand is a weird name for a guy had
me in stitches. I like that, That's it. I feel
like people assumed a much worse picture of my landlord,
people telling me to buy cameras, et cetera. He's a
nice enough person but has some very problematic views he
grew up rural Arkansas, I think that or Alabama, and.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Came to Massachusetts later in life.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
This was his first time being a landlord, so he
still has this idea in his head that it is
his house, so to speak.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Oh man, but he doesn't know what he's about to
be hit with, about to be hit with all the laws.
I mean, if ope, you wanted, I hope you wanted.
I hope you could own that house by the end
of the day.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
Literally. That coupled with the fact that up until now
he's avoided even talking with people who are openly gay,
led to a lot of ignorance.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
Ope, you're given this guy too much credit.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
He's a really nice guy, except he hates a whole
group of people.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
He's so wonderful, except he literally won't even look me
in the eyes and speak to me anymore, except if.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
It's subsuing me, yeah, or taking my money.
Speaker 3 (22:59):
I know some of you were hoping I'd screw him
over for all he's worth, or torment him with daily
updates of my gay agenda. But alas, I've decided to
take the calmer approach, and it seemed to work.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
What's the calmer approach?
Speaker 3 (23:11):
Yeah, yesterday, I sat down with him and first laid
out the various information that you guys helped me find,
everything from sexual orientation being a protected class, trouble damages,
and the fact that those old laws are one hundred
percent completely unenforceable. And he realized very quickly that he
was in the wrong and he fucked up bad. Now
(23:33):
he knows, Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
And there's receipts, there's text messages.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
If he wants to go to courty. This guy's completely fucked.
He's completely done. He also admitted that even he didn't
know what he defined as the sin of homosexuality. Now
you're not sure what you mean, Like, oh, I'm so confused.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
By what I just said. When I think about it,
What are words hopefully not enforceable in the court of law.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
How do you define these random collection of sounds that escape?
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Please just don't define them? Yeah, don't what's not Let
me just like, you know, retreat to my house and
you don't go to court.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
Let's not put any labels on these words so called,
or how he would enforce the fine. He just had
a knee jerk reaction to the shocking news. We ended
up chatting for about two hours then, and it started
with me dispelling a lot of misconceptions about gays. Some
of his notions were comically bad, like if I weren't
having the conversation with him, I'd think he were a caricature.
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He's a lot older than me, and his kids recently
moved across the country and he was renting out their
house for him, so I think he had some notions
of being a father figure to me and thinking he
could lay down the.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Law or set me straight. Yikes.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
Oooh buddy, wow. He seemed genuine and seemed to be
legitimately concerned for me and my soul. I reminded him
to hate the sin and not the sinner, and that
seems to resonate with him. Speak in the language, OHP
is really really empathetic, really empathetic persons. Bill doesn't agree
with homosexuality or my lifestyle, but he's willing to accept it.
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He seemed to be earnestly trying, and in my mind,
that counts for a lot. He agreed to write both
me and my boyfriend a letter of apology, which I
will be keeping copies of in case this matter does
come up again and needs to go to court. Very smart, OP.
I would do the same.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
OP.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
He still has the card in the back. Yes today, Yeah,
some insurance. The past few days have been super stressful,
but it seems to be resolved.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
If things go well, I might even potentially renew the
release come September. It'll still be on guard for any shenanigans,
but I think I'll leave the issue where it lies now.
If this was all a ruse or him backpedaling, I'll
go at him with everything I can in the future,
but for now, I'm satisfied. I'm truly appreciative for all
the people who offered advice and moral support in the
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original thread. Wow wow, wow man, some good stories in
this session.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Sounds like the guy became a little less homophobic. Not completely,
yeah yeah, but a little less. Here's the thing, like, okay,
there was kind of two as right.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
There was one path, which is go to the court
and sue him out of his brain hole, which I
like that path.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
That's a fun path. That's a mega million doesn't love money.
Speaker 3 (26:07):
Yeah, right.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
It's like when Michael kisses Oscar in the office and
then he gets like a new car and then Oscar's like,
you know what part of me wants them to learn
their lesson, but part of me wants to say, keep talking.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
I want a home theater. Sometimes it pays the b gay.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
They have great recall.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
I've also watched The Office like a thousand times. There
you go.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
I think, what's like so incredible about this is like
he's like, Okay, let me sit down and actually have
a conversation with.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Him, like almost use it as a learning opportunity.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
Very much so. And how much this guy grew and
learned and understood in that conversation is immense, and it's
so easy. It's so easy to write him off.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
I think OP did the most angelic thing that they
could have done. So props to UOP for, you know,
making one person a little less homophobic.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
That's right, have fun pounding whoever you want, Op, Yeah,
pound away.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
But what we want to hear right now? Oh God,
please click ad clack in your keyboards. You're worst landlord stories.
I'm sure there's a lot, so many. I don't they
have good landlord stories. My last landlord would tell us
stories about like him going over to like Vietnam and
like it was actually weird. But he would tell us
stories about like how he would get happy endings in Vietnam.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
I feel like they could go in the the other category,
if the choice is in the.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
Eye of the But he was funny while he was
telling those stories.
Speaker 3 (27:21):
He is a comedian.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Hope he's okay. He was severely overweight. Hopefully he doesn't
have the clasp. Yeah, the man does have the clap.
The stories he told definitely has the clap. Well, let's
get into this next story, so clap away, boo
Did he cheat or did I catch an sdi from
a koala?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
That's it, that's it, that's it. You know, here's the thing.
Koala is the askedy, fuzzy you.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Know, they got they got the juice in their kaboos.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
They got some juice in their kaboos.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
So sure, I think we're really underestimating the attractiveness levels
of a koala.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
You know, not many men and or women for that matter,
could turn down a juicy kuala caboose.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Honestly, it's they had.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Some cushion for the pushing, cushion for the pushing, like
cuddly cut cutuddles that I mean, you cannot be a
kouala cuddle.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Yeah to, I invited a girl over yesterday for cuddles.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
You sure did. And how did that end with a handshake,
with a handshake of the genitals of the g that
it was boom.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
A mouthful of genitals. All right.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
So, my female twenty seven husband male twenty eight, and
I have been together for five years after being friends
for most of my teenage years. We have two sons,
and this whole story takes place in March of twenty twenty,
when I was three months pregnant with my second child,
I had gone to my thirteen week scan and something
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wasn't right. I fully expected the worst, but my GP
just said that it could be something on those scans
with my fallopian DoBeS. Nothing was wrong with my baby
and I wanted to get some blood and swabs done.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
The fact that she's pregnant just clicked. How much worse
this is gonna be?
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
When the results came back, my GP called me to
come in urgently. That's when she showed me that my
tests had return positive for clubmydia. Oh clemytia.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
It'll get you.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
God like.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Because it's not okay getting the class one thing. It
is one thing.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Getting it while pregnant with your significant other.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Yeah, it's like you're giving chlamydia not only to your wife,
but to your baby too. Bro, that is wild, and
giving chlamydia to your baby is fucked up.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
I'm gonna go on the record and say it. Are
you sure? Media babies?
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Are you sure? Is that the flag you want to stay?
Flag that I'm putting right in? You know, Sam is
known for staking stands. Yeah, Sam stands the Sam Stands nickname.
So I was shocked and my GP knew I had
been with my husband for years. She was my doctor
all the way back when my first son was born.
She knew all of our history.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
She straight up asked me if our relationship was monogamous,
and I of course said yes.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Who does that leave?
Speaker 2 (02:47):
The subscripts are dwindling.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
She gave me the rundown of treatments and scripts, telling
me that my husband would need to come to be
tested as well to confirm before he too would like
any treatment. All she said all this with a look
of pity. She was thinking it. I was thinking that
my partner had cheated and given me an Stdoh god,
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it sucks this.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
The baby makes it a million times worse.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
I know, I know, because if if you can give
sdds to your baby, if you like birth them while
with the sdds.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
God, that is oh oh god, not a good look.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Not really.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
I'm furious and heartbroken.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
But I go home and I took a long shower,
I scrubbed myself clean, and then I sit down in
her home. Our family photo hung on the wall, mocking me,
and I call him. He's at work, and I'm crying
on the phone, explaining that I've just been to the
doctors and gotten results that I'm positive for chlamydia. Oh God,
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and I said, how could you do this, you bastard?
Speaker 2 (03:58):
All the works yep, hang up.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
And he's calling me over and over, but I'm trying
to calm down as I have to collect her son
from daycare and still and I still have to put
myself together as a mother. Somehow, I ignore his calls
and go about my day utterly crushed.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
I'm giving her son dinner. When he comes home. I
go to my room and.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Talk to my husband and he's sitting on the bed
holding his head crying. I walk over to him and say,
I don't know how you could do this to me
and our family, but you've given me an STD and
you also need to get tested and take this medication.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Man, he seems so innocent, I know, like crying on
the on the bed and he's like.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Wow, I'm overcome with emotion about how innocent I am.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Well. I mean, he hasn't said that he didn't give
her chlamydia yet, no confirmation nor confirmation or denial.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
All we know is he's a big old baby.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
He looks at me, eyes red raw, yelling at me
that I am a sick and twisted person.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
For cheating on him. He's sitting an SDD and then
blaming him for it.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Really, yeah, are we really playing this game? Are we
really Spider Man beaming this right now?
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Like, uh, I can't believe you would get an SDD
try to give.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
It to me?
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Wow, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
How the turntables turn? He thinks I'm the one who
has been on Faithful. Okay, so there is So there
is an update. Okay, but John, what do you think
about this reverse udo card? You know, the husband just
pulled on Opie.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
We have the title, we know about koalas are somehow
in the mix we see his reverse gnarrow. I think
this man is just taking his fingers, grasping his cheeks
and just pulling out whatever card he can pull out
of his tight.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Little, dirtiest, filthiest, poopiest card, the dirtiest filthiest one. Well,
let's get into this update and see where this poop
card leads us. So my husband thinks I'm the one
who has been on Faithful, and I'm just furious I
have ever cheated, and I hate cheating. It's a disgusting
act to do to someone you love. But he is
adamant that he also never strayed, and our argument ends
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with us waking up our son. So I go to
settle him. When I came out, he packed his bag
and said he was leaving.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Man.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
This, this man.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Deserves an Oscar for this Emmy, this Oscar Award winning performance.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
The Oscar for best faking of.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Cheating. On goes to.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Oh please husband.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
He said he was going to stay with his parents
for a bit, and he left and I cried all night.
The next few weeks were hell. He tested positive, obviously,
both of us still accusing each other. It got to
the point where I asked if we could separate, because
I didn't see how this could be resolved since neither
of us would own up man. He said he would
tell me the answer if the pregnancy I was caring
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truly was his after apternity test, Oh, not to the
paternity test. We went and got the test, and of
course it was his child. We went to therapy, which
never solved anything, and he eventually moved in.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
He moved back in together.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Oh so it didn't end in like a permanent separation,
which I'm like surprised on I would have thought like, oh,
he would have been done.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Yeah, this is why.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Yeah, when atter said you have a kid and so like,
it makes things complicated. But the double whammy of giving
you chlamydia and then not owning up to the klomydia
that you have given It's one fooled me once by
giving me chlymydia, fooled me twice by not owning up
to it. I think that's a you know, a fireable
offense offense. It's a divorce chant defense and the divorce
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chant for sure. I think the fact that he that
he went to the paternity test, it's like you, you
have no more cards to play your your booty hole
is empty.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
No, no, I think I think the person that you
were in that booty hole is full, but yours is empty. Comdia.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Okay, yep, so it's more than two and a half
years later, now whoa we just wow?
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Guess is this is time travel updates?
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Really?
Speaker 1 (08:09):
And Adam is scrolling through TikTok when this reel with
Robert Irwin comes on. He was talking about how the
biggest threat to the Quala population is chlamydia. I swear
if a light bulb appeared in his head, it would
have shone out through his ears, because I saw him
start to piece things together. He now has come to
the conclusion that he thinks he did give me chlamydia,
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but it wasn't through cheating on a human.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
With a human. He fucked a quality. So this is
the story that he tells. Here we go, let's go.
This is the story that this guy tells.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Let's see back in mid to late twenty nineteen, these
qualls were.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Just by the side of the road, exhausted.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
At one point we pulled over and Adam grabbed some
water for these poor guys. One little fella was so thirsty. Yeah,
damn right, those fucking core Koalas, so thirsty, fucking slutty Koalas,
slurping anything that comes their way, giving to anyone who'll
take Jesus fucking get a grip, Jesus. One of these
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fellas was so thirsty and exhausted, he was just holding
onto my partner's arm as he drank. You think it's
all innocent, but those koalas, you know, lady in the streets,
let me tell you what he was drinking east underneath
those koala sheets.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
It wasn't hydrating. It was a little bit salty.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Actually, m.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Where do you think you get in those electrolytes coalamon
uh and yes. Adam picked up this koala and gave
him a cuddle and inserted his penis.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
No, and yes, what and yes. The koala proceeded to pee.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
All over his shirt and arm, of course, and as
we all know, kuala piss contains chlamydia.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Exactly. Yeah, that's exactly how that works.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
We laughed it off, moved him off the road track,
and continued on. Now, being a festival in the middle
of the bush, there are only showers that you pay for.
We were not planning on using it to shower until
the last day. He'd taken off the shirt, washed his
hands with bottled water, and then we arrived and set
up camp and went to party and forgot all about
the koala completely. Over those days, we had sex a lot.
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Did she witness this? She witnessed the quali pee, so
she saw this. So we go down the rabbit hole
of research and find out that, yes, you can catch
chlamydia from koala's I am speechless, you can catch chlamydia
from koalife.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
I am stitchless. The guy actually has a valid He
wasn't lying. He wasn't lying. You can catch colemtia from koalapus.
Facts you didn't know, you didn't know? Wow?
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Fuck me?
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Adam is so fast to make an appointment at our
GPS office. We showed up and explain everything, and even
she agrees with him that, yes, it is possible that
the SDD could have originated from koalapus. We were completely asymptomatic,
so we could have had it from then and it
was only detected during the pregnancy. Since finding this out,
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it's like my husband has changed again. He's back to
the loving, affectionate, caring man he was before the started.
He's accepted this explanation so easily. But now how do
I wrap my head around the fact that my husband
did in fact give me chlamydia but from a fucking koala.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
And John, there is an update? Oh my god, there's
more there is how can there be more?
Speaker 2 (12:01):
There is another el Oh my god, what else could
there be?
Speaker 1 (12:06):
So so far it looks like we have a happy,
happily ever after. But John, it gets worse. No, no,
it gets worse. No, okay, so he did not hire
a team of coals.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
That's the perfect cover three years in the making.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
So I sat my husband down last evening and we
spoke about how I'm feeling now that we know the truth.
I talked about how much pain I've been through with
him accusing me and vice versa, and I apologize for
my pardon things, told him how much I loved him
and how happy I was to finally put this to
rest now we know that there is nothing between us.
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And then he starts fidgeting and getting upset, and then
he tells me that actually he did cheat. Yep, but
he still didn't give me the STD. He says, in
the months after finding out, yes, our relationship was in
a really bad place. When he wasn't living at home
at the time, he went out and had a one
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night stand with a girl from a pub in the
town over. He explained that he genuinely believed that I cheated,
so he still did get chlamydia from the koala. She
still did get chlmydia from the koala, but because she
said I have chlamydia, he thought that means she definitely
cheated and went out and had a one night stand.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
He explained that he genuinely believed that I cheated, and
after a few drinks, he decided he was going to
end things with me. So he went ahead with sleeping
with this girl. It was his way of going tit
for tat. Cheating is a deal breaker for me and
I never slept with anyone. I never considered it a
payback tit for tat move against him. So why he
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did so? Why did he do that to me? I'm heartbroken,
and part of me wishes we could go back to
where before all this happened. I can't break up my family.
We have two kids, two gods. We have two kids,
two dogs, two cats, two cars, and a house together.
It would be a mess. But I don't know how
to take this on now. He could have told me
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this six months ago when we first found out about
this new possibility, but he didn't. He waited until I
poured my heart out to him in an apology to
dump me with this confession. I guess I'll take a
few days to process and then decide things, but I'll
probably stay. I love him so much. Even though this
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has broken a little part of me, I just found again.
Oh well, life will go on, right?
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Damn?
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Is that the end?
Speaker 2 (14:51):
That is the end?
Speaker 3 (14:52):
I feel like I have not been on this much
of a roller coaster, emotional roller coaster on a story
in a long time, right, I mean like dozens of
not like hundreds of stories.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
I don't know if I necessarily really blame the dude
for the one night stand because it's it sounds like
when they parted ways it was like over the thing.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
What we need is like a lot of context on
like what that split up looked like. If it was
like like I'm done, I can't be with you, I'm
saying my I mean, did he did go to stay
his parents' house? So that kind of like I think
goes on line, but it's like what exactly.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
They actually have a break where it's like, hey, we're separating.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
Because here's the thing. I do think even if if
if you know someone's wronged you, that you should still
like you don't have to be like, oh I'm gonna
go sleep with other people da da, but like like
I bare minim like, oh I'm taking a break. I
cannot do I cannot do this.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
I'm yeah, you have to like communicate that to your partner.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
Yeah, And look, it doesn't even have to even have
to be it should be like well communicated, but like
there has to be something. There has to be.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Something, and I guess with this guy.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
He probably didn't communicate that, but he legitimately thought she
cheated and was blaming him. And so it's like, obviously
what he did wasn't right, but I understand like the
logic of what like why he did what he did.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
The other thing I think too, that's different, is it
would be one thing if he like, you know, got
angry left his parents' house started like I almost think
it would be better if you like, just the fact
that he used it as revenge is like ways whack
and hurtful. It's like, you know what, like he goes
to his parents' house, he's like, man, I really need
to like maybe meet some other people, and like, you know,
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like I almost feel like that could have been not
as bad in a way.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
It was so vengeful, yeah, which is not a good look.
But again, he's also hurting because he is what he
did doesn't excuse what he did, but he's doing what
he thought was done.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
It's just such it's just such a lose, loose scenario
because they both thought they were.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
The culprit and like it's like, oh so rough, Oh
my god, so fucking rough.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
So I guess if you've ever gotten peed on by
a Koala ditch tested lydia, get tested. Eighty percent of
those fucking qualas have chlamydia?
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Really, actually, the actually.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
Let's let's get some the real facts. We cannot let
the journalistic integrity of this podcast be ruined.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
So apparently apparently fifty percent of people get chlamydia by
age twenty and at seventy eighty percent. What Yeah that's
(17:59):
crazy Wow and every quality but yeah, wow, what a
wild ride. Yeah, I think we got to jump into
this next story.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
We got to let's do it.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Oh actually, wait, wait, wait.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
What one question?
Speaker 2 (18:13):
One question?
Speaker 1 (18:13):
One question before we jump into this next story. One
question for the audience. Have you had clydia?
Speaker 3 (18:19):
Tell us your stories?
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Tell us your stories.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Apparently fifty percent of people aged twenty have had chlamydia.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
So there's two posts.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
There's two people here, Actually there's three.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
I haven't had chlamydia to mine, I haven't had Yeah,
mister producer, the odds are against you are the time
breaker here.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Our producer is clamydia. Let's get into the next story.
Next story, My homophobic neighbor is trying to evict me
for boning my gay boyfriend. I told him to pound saying,
because it's all pound whoever I want, I've ahole.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
That is honestly a beautiful statement. All pound whoever I'm you,
go pound out sand. I want you to remove a
layer of skin trying to pound that sand.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Get it off. Come on now, I want it to.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Look like a little like dog weiener, you know when
like the dog winner comes out.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
It's all like red and like raw looking. I do
so a bit of a weird one, so please bear
with me. I ran an apartment from a man who
lives down the street. It's a nice enough apartment, and
up until now I've had very few issues. The problem
is he's rather conservative and I am rather fabulous.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
SKay.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
Once he found out that my boyfriend wasn't just a
friend who spent a lot of time with me, he
tried to bar him from coming over, literally and figuratively.
I told him to pound sand, as the saying goes,
love it, gotta love it.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Now.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
He sent me a letter stating that effective immediately, there
shall be a two hundred and fifty dollars fine every time?
What every time? What?
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Mmmm mmm?
Speaker 3 (19:54):
Quote? I commit the sin of homosexuality in my apartment.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
This guy is about to go down. This is a
blessing in disguise. You have receipts and a lawsuit. This
is great news. OPI homophobia, paysa oh Man.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
If I refuse to sign the addendum, he claims that
he will file to e victim. Have fun with that,
good luck with the legal system, due to breach of
the lease, specifically the clause that the premise shall not
be used for illegal activity.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
How is that illegal?
Speaker 3 (20:25):
My man?
Speaker 2 (20:26):
Not only is he backwards in many ways, he just
needs to talk to a lawyer. Yeah, oh Man's about
to get sued into oblivion.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
He cites the Massachusetts state code that criminalizes fornication, sex
outside of marriage.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Some states do have those old laws, though there's no
way that's like an effect.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
Though cannot be, and crimes against good nature, which he
insists means homosexual relations. The statue does not define it
any further than that. Oh boy, this guy's gone down.
I look them up and they're evidently real crimes. I
know they're not enforceable by any stretch, but have I
technically done illegal activity in my apartment? I really don't
(21:05):
want to move early, lay, Opie. There's no way, No,
you have such a countersuit, Like my god, yeah, the
least started early in September. The least started in September,
or have an eviction on my record. I know this
seems absolutely silly, but the fact that they are still
technically crimes in the book.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Gives me a little pause. Do I need to take
this seriously?
Speaker 3 (21:26):
Or can I start coming up with more ways to
say pound Sand?
Speaker 2 (21:31):
How about a freakin signed letter of intent to sue?
Speaker 3 (21:35):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (21:36):
What should I do.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
If he tries to take any further actions to sue him?
So much?
Speaker 2 (21:41):
This is discrimination right easily?
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (21:44):
On multiple grounds?
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Is that the end?
Speaker 3 (21:46):
No?
Speaker 2 (21:46):
We have an update? All right, let's hear it.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
So, first of all, I just wanted to say, wow,
the amount of support I've received, both in replies and
in personal messages was absolutely amazing.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Red a community common in hot.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
Everything from fantastic advice to hilarious commentary. The person who
said Sand is a weird name for a guy had
me in stitches. I like that, That's it. I feel
like people assumed a much worse picture of my landlord,
people telling me to buy cameras, et cetera. He's a
nice enough person but has some very problematic views he
grew up rural Arkansas, I think that or Alabama, and.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Came to Massachusetts later in life.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
This was his first time being a landlord, so he
still has this idea in his head that it is
his house, so to speak.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Oh man, but he doesn't know what he's about to
be hit with, about to be hit with all the laws.
I mean, if ope, you wanted, I hope you wanted.
I hope you could own that house by the end
of the day.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
Literally. That coupled with the fact that up until now
he's avoided even talking with people who are openly gay,
led to a lot of ignorance.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
Ope, you're given this guy too much credit.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
He's a really nice guy, except he hates a whole
group of people.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
He's so wonderful, except he literally won't even look me
in the eyes and speak to me anymore, except if.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
It's subsuing me, yeah, or taking my money.
Speaker 3 (22:59):
I know some of you were hoping I'd screw him
over for all he's worth, or torment him with daily
updates of my gay agenda. But alas, I've decided to
take the calmer approach, and it seemed to work.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
What's the calmer approach?
Speaker 3 (23:11):
Yeah, yesterday, I sat down with him and first laid
out the various information that you guys helped me find,
everything from sexual orientation being a protected class, trouble damages,
and the fact that those old laws are one hundred
percent completely unenforceable. And he realized very quickly that he
was in the wrong and he fucked up bad. Now
(23:33):
he knows, Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
And there's receipts, there's text messages.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
If he wants to go to courty. This guy's completely fucked.
He's completely done. He also admitted that even he didn't
know what he defined as the sin of homosexuality. Now
you're not sure what you mean, Like, oh, I'm so confused.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
By what I just said. When I think about it,
What are words hopefully not enforceable in the court of law.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
How do you define these random collection of sounds that escape?
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Please just don't define them? Yeah, don't what's not Let
me just like, you know, retreat to my house and
you don't go to court.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
Let's not put any labels on these words so called,
or how he would enforce the fine. He just had
a knee jerk reaction to the shocking news. We ended
up chatting for about two hours then, and it started
with me dispelling a lot of misconceptions about gays. Some
of his notions were comically bad, like if I weren't
having the conversation with him, I'd think he were a caricature.
(24:28):
He's a lot older than me, and his kids recently
moved across the country and he was renting out their
house for him, so I think he had some notions
of being a father figure to me and thinking he
could lay down the.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Law or set me straight. Yikes.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
Oooh buddy, wow. He seemed genuine and seemed to be
legitimately concerned for me and my soul. I reminded him
to hate the sin and not the sinner, and that
seems to resonate with him. Speak in the language, OHP
is really really empathetic, really empathetic persons. Bill doesn't agree
with homosexuality or my lifestyle, but he's willing to accept it.
(25:04):
He seemed to be earnestly trying, and in my mind,
that counts for a lot. He agreed to write both
me and my boyfriend a letter of apology, which I
will be keeping copies of in case this matter does
come up again and needs to go to court. Very smart, OP.
I would do the same.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
OP.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
He still has the card in the back. Yes today, Yeah,
some insurance. The past few days have been super stressful,
but it seems to be resolved.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
If things go well, I might even potentially renew the
release come September. It'll still be on guard for any shenanigans,
but I think I'll leave the issue where it lies now.
If this was all a ruse or him backpedaling, I'll
go at him with everything I can in the future,
but for now, I'm satisfied. I'm truly appreciative for all
the people who offered advice and moral support in the
(25:46):
original thread. Wow wow, wow man, some good stories in
this session.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Sounds like the guy became a little less homophobic. Not completely,
yeah yeah, but a little less. Here's the thing, like, okay,
there was kind of two as right.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
There was one path, which is go to the court
and sue him out of his brain hole, which I
like that path.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
That's a fun path. That's a mega million doesn't love money.
Speaker 3 (26:07):
Yeah, right.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
It's like when Michael kisses Oscar in the office and
then he gets like a new car and then Oscar's like,
you know what part of me wants them to learn
their lesson, but part of me wants to say, keep talking.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
I want a home theater. Sometimes it pays the b gay.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
They have great recall.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
I've also watched The Office like a thousand times. There
you go.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
I think, what's like so incredible about this is like
he's like, Okay, let me sit down and actually have
a conversation with.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Him, like almost use it as a learning opportunity.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
Very much so. And how much this guy grew and
learned and understood in that conversation is immense, and it's
so easy. It's so easy to write him off.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
I think OP did the most angelic thing that they
could have done. So props to UOP for, you know,
making one person a little less homophobic.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
That's right, have fun pounding whoever you want, Op, Yeah,
pound away.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
But what we want to hear right now? Oh God,
please click ad clack in your keyboards. You're worst landlord stories.
I'm sure there's a lot, so many. I don't they
have good landlord stories. My last landlord would tell us
stories about like him going over to like Vietnam and
like it was actually weird. But he would tell us
stories about like how he would get happy endings in Vietnam.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
I feel like they could go in the the other category,
if the choice is in the.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
Eye of the But he was funny while he was
telling those stories.
Speaker 3 (27:21):
He is a comedian.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Hope he's okay. He was severely overweight. Hopefully he doesn't
have the clasp. Yeah, the man does have the clap.
The stories he told definitely has the clap. Well, let's
get into this next story, so clap away, boo
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