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Speaker 1 (00:00):
My husband.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
DNA tested our child, so I divorced him, get him
out of here.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
I tested for our love.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
It failed, so throwaway. As my husband knows my reddits,
I thirty four female, have been with Ken, not his
real name, thirty seven male since I was sixteen, so
they've been together longer than they've been apart.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
True, that's big, that's big. We met in school as
he was my brother's friend. We've been married for ten years,
have a two year old son and one on the way.
By the way, this comes from Patient Somewhere eighty six
on the r slash Okay storytime Sebright. So Ken has
always been my person, the person who can't picture life
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without and honestly I can't remember not loving him.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
That's freaking cute. Who doesn't want that? Who doesn't want that? True?
Speaker 2 (00:54):
I grew up with him. He's my everything. Unfortunately, Ken
has this issue. He takes on everyone else's feelings to hearts.
I'm not saying it's a bad thing. He's like an
emotional guy. However, recently, his best friend of twenty years
has just found out that his wife has been cheating
on him and none of the children are his there
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it is.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
How many how many whamis are we looking at?
Speaker 5 (01:23):
Yeah, that's what's the damage. What's the damage are we
talking to?
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Eight?
Speaker 2 (01:28):
I also wonder how you like like find out about that,
like your DNA test one kid and I was like,
oh man, it's not get that, like that's not my kid,
and then I hate the youngest one, and then it's like,
oh wait, this other kid's not my kid, and then
it just it seems like four or five that must
just be demoralized.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
I don't know if you guys have heard of Josephine Baker,
a famous historical figure.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Who've only heard of josephineadla request.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
That yes, not to be confused. Both amazing Josephines. Josephine
Baker adopted a kid from every single nationality on.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
The planet, and that's like two hundred kids.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
No no, no, like like like an Asian kid, a
black kid, a white kid, and like.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Like all like the main ethnic the main ethnic groups. Yeah,
what what how many are we talking?
Speaker 5 (02:14):
Because like I think like five, six, seven something like
in that range, and I imagined that that's what his
family looked like.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
It's like, yeah, all of my kids just you know,
DNA you know, it's it's a weird thing.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
That's that's what this guy's family looks like.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
I swear they're all mine.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
So obviously his friend is devastated and is staying in
our guest room. He's a nice guy, just life has
him down right now. He started the process of divorce.
The more time can spend with his friend, the more
depressing he's become and distant. Our mornings used to start
where I would wake up six am with our son,
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make breakfast. At about eight a m I could wake
Ken up with a coffee and some breakfast before going
to drop the little one off at the nursery and
go to work. Perfect perfect life, horrible perfect life. Ken
works from home most days, only going into the office
on a Monday, so I give him his coffee. He'd
give me a kiss, and I'd go off on a
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happy little way. That was purty little, purty, little family,
so great. Then I'd finish work and get our son
and go home where Ken would be making tea. I
clean up whilst he was bathing our son and putting
into bed. I thought this was my life. It might
sound boring to some, but it was my life, and
I loved it. And I feel like this life is
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going to become it's gonna come crumbling down.
Speaker 5 (03:40):
Absolutely, timber, timber, timber, timber.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
I'm going down. I'm timber.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
You better run. You're not my wad kid mother. Our
house was filled with love. We would spend our knights cuddling, talking,
watching a movie date night. Once a month we would
take our son together on a Saturday, and then Sunday
go visit family or have friends over. I was just
about to say, yeah, will ope, he's given us the
full week of this like perfect family lifestyle. Opie then says,
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you get the picture. I'm rambling. Sorry, all right, So anyway,
for the past month things have been changing. Ken is
more depressed and make him a coffee in the morning
and just get a mumbled thanks. I come home from
work and the friend and him would be in the
living room watching sports. I'm now making tea, bathing our son.
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Neither of them will barely talk to them.
Speaker 5 (04:42):
Well, isn't one of baby crazy?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Hey, baby talk to me a vocal.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Gool gool ga? Why won't you say something?
Speaker 2 (04:57):
We don't go out on the weekends together, and I
feel like a single parent. I've tried to talk to
Ken about it all, but I get one word in answers.
It sounds like a conversation with me and Christian. How's
your day? Yeah, what did you do today? Took pictures?
That's how Christian talks to me. I love him by
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the way we transcend words.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Rac is broken.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Okay, that was a conversation we had right before this stream.
And he stays up till about one am, which I
know it's not super late, but I'm passed out by then.
I'm exhausted alone and mind you pregnant. I miss my husband.
Yesterday I came home from work and you know when
something just doesn't feel right. Well, I went to find
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Ken to see what he was doing, as his friend
wasn't in the house, but Ken's carr was. He was
in the office looking up DNA kits for our son.
Question for chat, question for y'all. This is a question
that has come up on this show before, but why
not do a poll at least in the chat is
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finding your partner doing a DNA test on your son
or looking up DNA tests on your son? Cause for divorce,
cause for therapy, or cause for no alarm at all?
Speaker 5 (06:20):
What do you think cause for divorce because, as we've
covered on the show a quite a plethora of times,
you are not only insinuating that she cheated on you,
not only insinuating that she had the child's with the
affair partner, but that she is living a twenty four
to seven lie to coerce you into raising that child.
(06:44):
It is accusation on accusation on accusation. Yeah, so it
is a if you are trying to drop that, that
is a big thing to drop.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
I think it's a It's like I would actually walk
it back and say therapy, just because they've been together
for sixteen years. But I think what I agree with
with John is it's serious. Like it's the same as
when we've talked on this show about someone going through
someone else's phone. That's an indicator that the trust is
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gone and at the very least needs some therapy and
conversation to bridge the gap.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
I would also talk to the husband's friend. He's probably
saying some not some nice things.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
About he's talking in his ear, talking in his ear.
You know the little the little uh, little little joker
given the king. You know that, you know that uh
in Lord of the Rings where that guy is giving
the King all that advice and he's like Master, I know,
not goll Of.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Not GOLLI. Yeah, I know, I forgot the guy.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
But he's like, Master, you should not trust this sleeping
little man. He doesn't have your best interest in mind.
I feel like that's what like this friend is doing.
It's like you think, yes, that guy, It's like you
think you think that those children not yours?
Speaker 4 (07:59):
Are you sure?
Speaker 5 (07:59):
Master?
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Are you sure? Could be someone completely different that guy?
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Can someone give bro a shampoo bottle?
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Because man's greasy, he needs you got to give him
your your hair care routine.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
That's true.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
But yeah, I think it is a serious, serious accusation
that carries a lot of baggage and also indicates a
lack of trust most stuff. But I would love to
know what you guys think. And it looks like four
of you are saying divorce. Fifteen votes for therapy, seventy
nine percent therapy. I'm in the therapy camp just because
I think it's something that maybe could be worked through,
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but it is serious.
Speaker 5 (08:37):
To be clear, me too, To add some slight new ones,
I think if she said, like, I want to get
a divorce because all those layers of trust and those
insinuations are being placed. I would understand where she's coming from,
but therapy first pretty much always.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Also, ja'far is also the evil whisperer and Cataine says
it is his name worm Toon.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Man's name is worm Thon.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
Yeah, that's his name. That's his name.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
That's crazy. If that dude's name is wormed. Why would
you ever trust someone whose name is worm tongue.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
That's what that tongue do.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
I asked him why, and his response was, well, I
just want to make sure all the kids are mine
before I continue looking after them as I'm not free
child cares. Big yikes, big yikes. This broke me. When
I say I'm devastated, it's an understatement. But if he
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thinks I've cheated on him, then surely the trust is gone.
Is there any going back? Am I just being pregnant
and hormonal? Would and she's pregnant?
Speaker 4 (09:40):
Yeah, that's it?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Would I be extreme for looking for a divorce.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
I could put the papers in an envelope with the
results from the DNA test.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
She's already thought it out. She's like, I'll freakin show him.
That's cold.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
I think I'm gonna go cry in bed. Now have
to take the day off of work as I feel
like I've been gut punched.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
There is an update the same day.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Oh but it looks like most people have voted therapy
instead of divorce, which I think, you know, you could
do therapy and then lead to divorce. But yeah, it
takes all kinds, says divorce. Nicole Lark says, yeah, he
can GTFO like now. Lily X three says if I
never gave him a reason, so nope, I'm gone, And
(10:27):
I don't think. Yeah, I don't think OP gave a reason.
It wasn't like she was gallivanting around town or strange
men in the early hours of the morning.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
We can't.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
We can't, you know, hear an experience from someone and
then automatically be it's the like oh someone.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Got Yeah, it's it's that well. I think it shows
also like this dude just can be manipulated so easily.
Like you know, a dude starts whispering in his ear
and he's like, oh, do whatever you say where I'm tongue, Like.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Spine is as strong as worms.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Exactly, Dude, that spine is slithering out of his spine.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Sack it says limp as a wet noodle spine right here.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Yeah yeah that that, look at that, Look at that
thing it's got. There's no substance to that. Yeah, okay,
wopping around, flopping around.
Speaker 4 (11:22):
What it's like to go home in John.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Before he gets excited, of course? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Yeah, God, So we got an update same day. So
hello Reddit, Well after my post earlier this morning or
sorry this afternoon, I cried then read all your lovely comments,
and I couldn't be more grateful. I think posting about
it here really helps for some reason, which I feel
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like we've we've found a lot on Reddit and just elsewhere.
Posting about your what you're going through, at least for yourself,
allows you to like clear thoughts, think through it. You know,
they say, uh, writing is understanding what you think. Teaching
is a level further that something like that. Yeah boom,
someone tell me what the quote is. Definitely not even
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close to that. Michael Jordan, Dwayne Gretzky, Michael Scott weird.
How telling complete strangers that I'm struggling with life seems
to help? So I think After my pity party, which
couldn't last long due to being a parent, I called
my step mom and Dad my mom when I was
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tenth day. They are coming to stay with me on Friday.
Crying on the phone helped, although I'm not really sure
they could truly understand a word of what I was saying.
I spoken to Ken, well, more like spoke at Ken,
telling him that his friend has till Thursday to leave.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
I'm not a.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Monster and can't just tell him to leave at the
drop of a hat. I've also told Ken he needs
to leave too.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Whilst yes, I could go to my dad's house, I
don't want to disrupt my little one more than needed,
and all the things for my baby are here too,
especially as I'm eight months along.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
She's about top she prit.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
It just seems stupid for me to be the one
tally Wow. I've made it a point of not pointing
out it's my house either. I'm trying to be calm
and sensible. I'm not one hundred percent sure Ken listen,
but I did message his sister, who is a force
to be reckoned with, and she said she will make
sure he's gone by Thursday night. Things I've told Ken
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I want is yes, he can have the DNA test,
but I will be danged if I'm the one to
do it, he can also have one for the baby,
as I ain't got no crap to hide. I know
that some people have questioned why I'm so against it.
Let me make something clear for y'all. I would never
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cheat because, as I said on my last post, Ken
is slash or was, I don't know my person. He's
the only man I've ever been with, so that isn't
a concern of mine. I'm just hurt that he wants one,
because clearly he doesn't trust me. So the things I want.
I wanted to have the DNA tests, mainly so I
can make him eat the results, not literally, I'm just venting.
(14:22):
I'm also going to suggest couple's therapy, Okay, love it.
I already see one due to losing my mom and
my little sister in a car crash when I was
a little dang. I want to suggest he sees one alone.
But you can lead a horse to water, but you
can't make it drink. I don't want to force him
to do anything he doesn't want to do. I want
him to maintain contact with her son. Yes, he doesn't
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believe he's the father right now, but that's no reason
he should neglect him as he's his and I don't
want to upset my son.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Backs.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Yes, he's only two, but he still deserves all the
love from both his parents. He's done nothing wrong then
obviously this one when he she comes along. Still not
sure about the state of my marriage, but even if
divorced is what happens, I need to be able to
get through to him so he can be the father
he was. Am I going insane? Do I sound insane?
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I don't know why writing here helps so much. Thanks
Reddit and we got another update. Judge Fumadola Berka says,
no force him to actually eat it.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
I would love that.
Speaker 4 (15:23):
I would love that.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
I actually think Ope is taking a pretty level headed
approach to this, like the idea of all right, I'm
gonna give you the DNA test, but you're gonna at
least be going to couple's therapy and regular therapy. I
don't know if our marriage can make it through, but
I'm willing to try.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Also, I feel like it would probably be I like
this idea of thinking of the child first. She's like,
all right, what's going to be best for the child
in terms of me moving going out of the house.
Also what's going to be best for the child in
terms of having a father that cares, You'll feel it.
Speaker 5 (16:00):
You know, look, look this might be a baby. Is
he ugly hideous? Quite possibly?
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Yeah? Yeah, John, that's baby's fry.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
That's not relevant.
Speaker 5 (16:09):
What matters is is the baby gonna feel the father,
you know, not being as present like in his mind
Ken's mind, He's like, oh there's no more cut.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
Kid can feel that no matter how.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
And you know what they say, it's like, you know,
if you feel ugly on the inside, you're gonna be
uglier on the outside. So you've just like compounded that.
Baby's stop stop out that we don't need uglier babies.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
They're going to grow out of it.
Speaker 5 (16:35):
You know, you never know, baby, no, no, babies are
only ugly at babies. They all babies grow and then
we're all beautiful.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
But I don't know, I don't know about that.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
I think there's a I think people can grow up
to just be big ugly babies.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
I can't argue with that.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
I can't argue with it, can't argue with it. Some
people like you know, like one Guy and Spider Man,
the Pin, the Pin Pin Pin head Man, King Kingpin, Kingpin.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
That man is a big baby?
Speaker 3 (17:00):
Is it's the penguin?
Speaker 4 (17:01):
No Kingpin and spine.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
I don't watch movies fry.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Oh all right, but we got an update, so hello again.
I don't know how to update posts, so I just
have to make another one following my two other posts.
I will answer some questions. Yes, it is my house.
It was left to me when my mom passed away.
I've lived here all my life. I didn't move out
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because I have a child and one on the way,
so why should I be the one to leave? I
get that some people believe I was the a hole
for asking him to leave, but as I was heavily pregnant,
I have a toddler and it's my house. Dude, I
wasn't about to leave. Who's telling this woman that she's
in the wrong by kicking this guy out?
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Who are you who?
Speaker 2 (17:50):
She's pregnant to the max and also has a toddler
to take care of.
Speaker 5 (17:54):
Beyond the legal one, and it's house like like, legally
it's her house, but even beyond that, it's like, oh,
who are you?
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Yes, he could have stayed, but have you tried living
with someone who just wants to argue?
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Or just not talk.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
I prefer my child not to live in that environment,
Thank you very much, Boom. At the end of the day,
I'm a mother first and a wife second. If you
think that's harsh, then I don't know what to tell you.
My children come first. End of story or actually she
just says first, end of because it's so end of story,
doesn't even need to complete it, don't even say story. Well,
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Ken's friend did leave the day I told him he
had till Thursday. He wasn't happy about it and shouted
some insults at me, which was amazing. Ken's sister came
and pick up Ken. I wish I could tell you
what she said, but she didn't say anything in front
of me, just kept giving Ken stairs. We did you
get the DNA test for a little one and Ken
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is the father? Obviously?
Speaker 4 (18:53):
Oh wow, there you go, there you freaking go. I
didn't think that was gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Ken, somehow things I've intercepted the results, even though I
wasn't the one that did it. I wasn't the one
that got handed the results, et cetera. So he's clearly
lost his mind. My eye came over and whilst Opie's
favorite word. I was making tea. My water broke. Oh
my little girl is here. Oh she is healthy and happy. Wow,
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she is nine pounds eight ounces, so no concern of
anything with her. How big were you when you came out?
Speaker 4 (19:27):
Eight pounds six ounces?
Speaker 1 (19:28):
Nine pounds is pretty big, right, Yeah?
Speaker 4 (19:30):
My little brothers were nine pounds, like twelve ounces ten ounces,
eleven ounces?
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Yeah, those are that's a those are that's a big baby.
I think it was six pounds.
Speaker 5 (19:38):
Oh wow, like fifteen two ounces?
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Were you actually fifteen pounds?
Speaker 4 (19:45):
Probably eighteen months? What do you expect? But I don't
know if they had like a weight metric system then two?
What a weight metrics? Riley? Oh so long ago? The answer?
Speaker 1 (19:58):
So oil different measurement?
Speaker 4 (20:00):
Wake is there so long ago?
Speaker 3 (20:03):
Figure out questions?
Speaker 1 (20:04):
How many stones were you?
Speaker 4 (20:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (20:10):
I'm now a mom of two.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
I am home now, and Ken has been to see
his baby girl, although I guess she doesn't know that
she is his baby girl because there's been no DNA test,
and he doesn't think she's his because his family doesn't
have many girls yet he has a sister. So I
rolled my eyes. Ezekiel says, John was waited with clamshells.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
I was waiting pearls because I'm a.
Speaker 5 (20:36):
Gem, Sir, you don't understand, honestly, Honestly, I do think
we need to imprison this man because he is too
stupid to function in society. I am just going to
throw that out there.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
I wish these kids weren't his, because he's infecting the
world with his awful gene pool bro.
Speaker 5 (20:56):
He is spawning more Halfkens, and we cannot we cannot
afford that.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Don't need that in this world. Yikes, it's the world
of videocracy that we're pointing to. With more of this
man's seed in the world, what the plants crave? Yeah,
because I want him being mulch for the plants. I
want I want fun guy to eat his remains.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
I mean, I just said, throw him at jail. That's
all I said.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
That's what That's what I meant. That's what I meant.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
I don't really know where to go from here. Ken
is refusing therapy, says there's nothing wrong with him or
his brain. I beg to differ, and so do all
of us. He wants to get another DNA test for
our boy, but won't tell me when or where, so
I can't interfere. Maybe one day he will come to
his senses. My dad and stepmom are staying with me
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for a while to help me with the babies. I'd
like to say I'm okay, but honestly, my emotions are
all over the show. I don't know which way is up.
Ken's sister visits the babies, and we've had it unspoken
rule that we don't speak about Ken apart from when
our son asks about him.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
I wish it.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
Was a kind of update where he got the results,
saw how much of an idiot he's been, and we
move on. But sadly that is not the case. Michelle
ev Leen Evelin says that man is trash facts Also,
if you want atl the arts at the bottom, Mosby's
husband's distant oppressed and question paternity of their son, leaving
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OPI devastated, So I can't dwell on it too much,
just take crap one day at a time. I do
miss my person and worry that he's missing out on
his baby girl's life already, which if I think about
that too much, I will just sit and cry. But
I don't have time for that. As always, thanks for
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listening to me, rand I might update if anything else
happens in my life. We're gonna get that update right now.
I'm still left wondering if I'm doing right here? Is
there anything I could do differently? Why are my kids
so hard for him to accept? All of a sudden
and we have another update. So the question to you guys,
question to our little little chat, question to John, question
(23:10):
to Riley, do we think this bufus, this dummy, this
waste of human seed and potential, this spreader of low
IQ throughout space time and DNA will come around?
Speaker 1 (23:28):
No?
Speaker 3 (23:30):
I have basically no hope for him.
Speaker 5 (23:32):
I think the plan that Op laid out and then
that you had kind of laid out is great, which
is like, hey, let's let's pursue some therapy, if not
anything for almost like a post mortem or just a
like due diligence.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
Yeah, making sure we're carrying out.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
And he won't even take the first step. You know.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
She's like she's kind of saying like, hey, do you
want to stay married? Do you want to keep this
thing going? You better see what's wrong with your head, buddy,
And he's like, nothing's wrong. I don't care if these
still are my kids. Like he's not even diging the
first step, so like that is a that is a
single file march towards the end of the cliff falling
into the deep sea of divorce.
Speaker 5 (24:09):
I think, yeah, we're we're literally at this point just
doing due diligence on the path on the.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Yellowick road to divorce.
Speaker 5 (24:16):
That I think is all we're doing at this point,
with like attempting to go to therapy, her going to
therapy and making sure that like, okay, yeah, we're.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
Just we're on the way. We're absolutely on the way.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
We are on the way. We got an update three y'all. Oh,
so hello again.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
Read it, my suckling misstress, my sweet savior. Things have
been bizarre, but now I have closure. I know what's
happened to my marriage. I know the scum, what Ken
really is. He's not my person and never truly was.
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So now I just want to divorce him, cut my losses,
and move on with my I'm gonna stop right here, bro,
put I see you in the chat if you know
where it's going. I see Sabby Love twenty five says
I think he's cheating. Well, you know, not always is
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this the case, But often the person who says you
are cheating, is actually the person who was cheating the
whole time.
Speaker 5 (25:28):
Wait a second, Sam, I think we're in a classroom
in the early two thousands because I see a projector.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
I rest my case, rest your case, leave that projector
on play some Bill Nye the science guys right, and
walk away out of that classroom like a cool guy
walking away from an explosion. Yep, maybe a but maybe
a baking soda and vindegar explosion.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
That's right, it's freaking Bill Nye. Bill Bill, Bill Bill,
no science guy hero.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
I'm still at home with my babies, settling into motherhood.
Did John become a father while I is gone? Because
that was a total dad joke. You never know, you
never know, you never know me, baby, stay protected, y'all.
So I'm just I'm still suddling into motherhood. My dad
and stepmom are still here, but they will be leaving
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soon once I'm more emotionally stable. To say I'm okay
would be a lie. But I now know what I
need to do. I have some sort of closure with Ken.
I know what happened with him, and I know that
it's not my fault.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
That's good.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Yeah, yeah, don't blame yourself. For the sins of a Ken.
I turns out Ken was having an affair.
Speaker 4 (26:42):
With whom who who do we know?
Speaker 2 (26:45):
And has a baby on the way. Oh wow, even
typing that makes me want to throw up.
Speaker 4 (26:55):
Wow, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
I found this out when a visibly pregnant lady knocked
on my door and asked me when I would be
leaving the house as it's Ken's house.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
Pregnant on pregnant crime. Wow, this is wow.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Sanity and Ken Will probably thought he was like being
a big dog, saying like I own this house, dude,
But he doesn't know lettle does he know? It is
not his house? Premarital asset boys and girls the smallest
I think, I'm not sure. Small small, small small small
wiener activity when I say this confused the crap out
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of me. I meant it. I talked to this woman
for a while to try to work out what she
was talking about. It turns out that she's Ken's side piece,
well technically in her head, she's this fiance. A month ago,
Ken got down on one knee and proposed to her
in my effing kitchen.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
Ken cook it up so both.
Speaker 5 (28:01):
The audacity, aundocity, classy, right.
Speaker 4 (28:07):
Dude, Okay, so you're telling me he was cheating this
whole time, and his friend gets cheated on funds out
none of the kids are his, and he's like, oh,
I have a great idea. I'm gonna try and make
sure that it looks like she was cheating on me
and it's not even my kid, so I'll have a
way out. He just got his that idea of some
his friend.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
I think, you know, he's probably he's probably been emboldened
maybe by his friend. It's like that that girl can
can get away with having an affair for that long,
all those kids like maybe I can't.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
He said, let me take notes, let me take.
Speaker 4 (28:41):
Notes, let me do let me do the mail version
of yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
Yeah, he's like, he's like he's inspired.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
I've studied from the master.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
Yeah, I've looked at the greats. You know, they say,
they say, if you want to live a life like
the greats, you gotta first learn from them, and then
you gotta act like them.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
You gotta learn, you gotta act.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
You know, walk a walk a thousand steps in their
moccasins or some whatever.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
Exactly.
Speaker 5 (29:03):
Yeah, people are commenting he deserves combo number fourteen, which
again is being blasted through the moon, through the sun,
through the or cloud deep into a black hole, and
locked in an eternity prison as a spaghetti.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Comvo number fourteen.
Speaker 5 (29:17):
That's combo number fourteen, blasted through every wall of universe
to live in internal hell jail as a spaghetti eaten
by evil space pigs for eternity.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
All right, that's common number. I think I'm in agreement.
I think we all all in unison right here. Yes,
So they've been seeing each other for a while. She's
having his baby. She believes I'm the ex wife who
Ken is letting stay in his house till I get
on my feet. We apparently broke up a few years ago,
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and none of my kids are Kens. When I go
to work in the morning, Ken goes to her house
and works from there. They were waiting for marriage to
move in together. How you trying to marry someone when
and you are already married? Just fig WEIRDO. I ask
for proof of all this. She has pictures of them together.
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Apparently she has an o F account and they make
content together.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
Perfect.
Speaker 4 (30:16):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
What couples that work together stay together.
Speaker 3 (30:21):
That's what that's what Ken says. That's what that's he lives.
Speaker 4 (30:24):
Yeah, what what where does this even come from?
Speaker 1 (30:27):
He's trying to be a businessman. He's you know, you know.
Speaker 5 (30:30):
He said, like us, we're like, oh hey, we're having
this conversation. It's totally unmonetized. He said, I am making sweet,
passionate love to my fiance side piece.
Speaker 3 (30:40):
I'm cheating on with my wife. Why can I not monetize?
Speaker 2 (30:43):
Yeah, it's it's one thing to cheat on your wife, right,
and like, you know, that's that's lame. Capitalism says he
What are you doing, dude?
Speaker 3 (30:50):
Yeah, where's the revenue stream?
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Where's the revenue stream? Then another thing, cheat on your wife,
but make money from it. Capitalism says, good on.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
You, boy. Oh, support everyone, support everyone, right, Yeah, you're
you're you're supporting your viewers. You're supporting good big daddy
Uncle Sam given thirty to fifty percent to taxes. That
that's the American dream, that is the American way. And
Ken is doing that when he's got all American name.
Speaker 5 (31:18):
When he uploads the video that says his chick while
my wife is away, he doesn't want to put out
a clickbait title.
Speaker 3 (31:26):
I mean it.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
He has to live up to what he is putting
out their method. He has to live it. It's you know,
I feel like a lot of creators, you know, they
do the clickbait. They're not authentic. Wow, But Ken Ken
is authentic. When he says, pie, my oh, my wife
is at work, he means, he means it, he means
not joking. Yeah, he's not joking, and he has the
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baby bump to prove it.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
He does. Yeah. Both. So everyone put a put a
finger up for Ken, whatever finger you choose, it could
be this one or another one, and raise those high.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
But we got more, We got more, We got more.
So I told her we are still married and explained
everything to her. I'm not sure what she's going to do.
But hey, not my circus, not my monkey. Now I
want a divorce. Is it true that once you talk
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to a solicitor about divorce, they can't represent the person
in your divorce. I don't know what that means. I
want to go around our town and meet with as
many solicitors as possible. Yes, that is true. That is true.
I have heard that if anyone's seen marriage story, that
is the thing. If you talk to a divorce lawyer
so or solicit advice from a divorce lawyer about getting
(32:44):
a divorce. The other person can't use that divorce.
Speaker 4 (32:47):
Lawyer well for a certain number of days.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
I think I think it's for I think, I mean,
I think it's for long enough for it to mess
up divorce proceedings.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
Oh, if you were to go with that person.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
That makes sense, Yeah, Jellybah says. I've also heard conflict
of interest, So sen as the first hour is free,
so that he has a very hard time getting representation.
Is that too petty?
Speaker 1 (33:09):
No? Chat, Is that too petty?
Speaker 2 (33:11):
The house is in my name only and it's protected,
so there's no way he can take it. I have
all my money, and we do have a joint account,
but that's just what we put our share of household
bills in. I haven't spoken directly with Ken. His family
has completely cut him off, and he's been kicked out
of his sister's house.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
All those people that.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
Were concerned about him having a tumor or something wrong
with his brain, I really don't think that's the case.
I think his actions just caught up to him as
his lives were going to come out once the baby
was born. I think that's what happened. He got backed
into a corner and tried to fight his way out
through divorce process. I will get the court to do
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DNA testing so he has proof for both, even if
he chooses to not believe it. I'm mentally exhausted from
all of this and sat wondering how I did not
notice might have to go for an eye test. But honestly,
would I be so wrong for just making his life
as difficult as possible to get legal advice?
Speaker 1 (34:13):
Or is that too far? I want to dis server,
go do it.
Speaker 4 (34:19):
Meet with them all, Meet with all the solicitors in
your county, in the next counties that are touching it.
Speaker 5 (34:24):
We try to have the most empathetic, positive view of
things on this show and want we.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
Want y'all to love each other and love up on
each other and like spill your love into each other.
Speaker 5 (34:37):
But today we are about to reign absolute explosive terror
on this man's dome piece. We are about to unleash
the the tsunami preach of Petty upon his mere mortal
flesh and let nature do what it does best.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
Get caught in a giant wave, push him to another state,
get all the dolphins to also solicit on your behalf.
Sure he cannot get a solicitor's lawyer in that state either.
Speaker 4 (35:12):
And not only are we so listening, we're coming after
his little small business.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
We're coming after a small business. Yeah you know what
that fans check? Sorry that o f check? I want,
I want, I want to present it. Those titles kind
of include me, what that that is? That I'm a
key player in this creep pie win while my wife
is not here. I'm the wife. I'm wife, I'm I'm
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my wife. Yeah, okay, so come on, come on, does
a production wouldn't be possible without me?
Speaker 1 (35:44):
Exactly?
Speaker 2 (35:44):
So here we exactly put some respect on that mother
f and name another update.
Speaker 3 (35:52):
Finish it.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
I am finally divorced and could not be happier. Beautiful
preacher from the heavens, Well, hello there again read it.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
I'm okay.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
I totally just forgot about my ramblings on here. Oh
I'm doing okay. I'm officially divorced from Ken. It took
a long time to get to this part of my life,
and at some points I actually felt like I was
drowning both of my kids at a DNA test through
the courts, and they are Ken's. He still doesn't believe
it not my problem. Though Ken is now in prison
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for domestic of I'm not one hundred percent on the
details because I was not involved. It was his side piece.
By the way, don't be our side piece. You should
join us live on YouTube and Facebook every weekday three
pm PSD. We're probably live right now. It's a taper profile.
There's another relevant update John, But what the heck? You
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do not see that coming?
Speaker 5 (36:55):
Just when you think Ken is a shriveled up, evil,
little de devil man, he somehow spawns into mega Satan
and you.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
Just I mean, he is a He is a shriveled
devil man. Literally, like every ounce of of wet scruple
has been wrong out of that man.
Speaker 5 (37:18):
The scruples have fallen to the floor. Yes, they're just
absolutely not. And you know I I time market editor.
I did say early in the stream, throw him in prison,
throw him in jail.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (37:29):
I'm I'm I'm thrilled he's there.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
I'm not saying John's a genie or a god, but
I am saying you should start praying to someone, and
it might as well be him, because he's got that
that mine that just looks into the future. He's got
that psychic, little little twinkle in his eye?
Speaker 3 (37:46):
Who else are you gonna do it to?
Speaker 1 (37:47):
Who else? Who else do you get to pray to?
But our boy John?
Speaker 2 (37:51):
Prayers for John, but not for John with John, because
of John to John to John, prayers to John. You
want to be on John's it's a nice list. Yeah, honestly,
you want to be on John's naughty list?
Speaker 1 (38:04):
You know either? Oh yeah, oh baby?
Speaker 3 (38:09):
Enough said.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
I love to say that sometimes I don't break down
in tears and I'm completely over it, but I'm not.
I've now gone back to work though after my maternity
leave was finished, I got a promotion, and now I'm
used to living with just us three. My kids keep
going and I'm so proud of them. They go visit
their grandparents and dad's side of the family, and they
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have been so loving.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
And so supportive.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
His sister is still amazing at least doesn't run in
the family. I don't really know what else to say,
just that I'm okay, I'm divorced and my children are thriving.
Just I'm okay, I'm divorced and my children are thriving.
I can't thank Ken for a lot of the things,
but I'm grateful for my children that are biologically hers.
Speaker 4 (38:58):
What what happened to the friend though.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (39:01):
He just got kind of cast out, Yeah, I mean
started honestly, Yeah, so many things happened. I feel like
Bro's significance just shrank even lower. And just like at
this point, so much has happened, like I don't know.
Hopefully he's in jail two.
Speaker 1 (39:16):
I think I think that's what we need. I think
that's what we need.
Speaker 4 (39:18):
But the friend that got cheated on, Yeah, after all
this was revealed, he didn't really do anything.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
Literally, kenn't bad vibes.
Speaker 3 (39:26):
Bro Ken is so bad.
Speaker 5 (39:28):
Anyone in his orbit should just just just for safety,
just to like just button it.
Speaker 3 (39:34):
Up, just just throw him on in there, go get
him in there.
Speaker 1 (39:37):
Man.
Speaker 2 (39:37):
But we got another story that I have already queued
up on John's behalf that is right there.
Speaker 3 (39:42):
It's gonna be great.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
I hit it