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r/amiwrong - Girl I was seeing got injured while we were camping and how I responded ended in a breakup
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This was supposed to be a fun camping trip, but
now we're broken up, Opie said. I said goodbye and
that I hope she would be okay and walk to
the main gate. I realized that my phone was super
low on battery and not charging, and my battery bank
was empty, and I was trying to get an uber
or something like that, and it died. So I felt
like I had no choice.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Oh but to go back.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
We're the rangers, right, yeah, calling back?
Speaker 4 (00:23):
Yeah? Also, wherever you are, you were not getting an uber,
my guy.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Yeah, really, the ambulance could barely come out.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
That's true.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
That's true. That's true. She asked me to prove that
my phone was dead, so I did. She let me
plug it into her car for a bit. I was
not talking to her and sitting away from her in
the car with the phone. I saw her grabbing her
paddle board and going down to the lake. Girl, this
is not.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Girl, this is not the time to paddle board.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
I reluctantly followed her, but was worried about her going
out with a concussion. I asked her and said, I
was worried she didn't have a life jacket. She had
a concussion and didn't look or sound herself. The water
was still choppy. I'm not the strongest swimmer, and it's
a big lake. If something had happened and she had
fallen in, I almost certainly wouldn't have been able to
(01:09):
stop her.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
She couldn't even get into a into a hammock. I
don't trust her choppy water paddle boarding.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
That's incredibly such a good point. That is such a
good point.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
She can barely see. It's dark.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
I tried to point these things out, and she just
said that I was catastrophizing.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
I was gonna say quastrophobing.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Like making everything, like making it a catastrophe. Yeah, new word.
Didn't know that. I acknowledged that I might be. I
wasn't a concussion or paddle board expert.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Yeah, but the experts came and said, go to go
get checked out.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Yeah. I said if she could call one friend she trusted,
and they said it was a good idea. I would
let her go. Good strategy. She tried calling her x
now friend now.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Out. No, no, no, that's the third red flag.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
I was the first person she called.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
And she still has dating apps on her phone.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Can we ask herselves a question? W w SD what
would a w W SDD? What would Samuel Donner do?
He is friends with many of his exes. He loves
to do things like paddle warning. That's true. Maybe he
calls one of.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
His exes who was not going to the doctors. Huh,
hex not going to the doctors when he's well? Actually,
you know what.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
When he went to the doctor for Yeah, I don't
go to the doctor. That's true.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Yeah, stop that.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Well, I don't have to go to the doctor, Yes
you do. Was the last time I gotta sick? Guys?
There was the last time I heard something?
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Okay, but you have to go to the doctor like
once a year, not if you eat app on other day.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Guys, don't listen to Riley.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
H what would sam do? Yeah, he's getting in that water.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
She didn't want to call her sisters or another friend.
I felt like if I let her go out, I
would be letting her and her loved ones down. She
said she didn't care if she went out and passed away.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
I don't care. Why does she want a paddle board
this month?
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Dude? That was making her feel that she wanted to
pass away. That made me feel like I really couldn't
let her go out and I took the paddle. She
threatened to go out without a paddle and started yelling loudly.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Is she gone swimming now, dude?
Speaker 1 (03:19):
I could see a nearby woman was concerned and encouraged
her to check on Nancy and said that she has
gotten a head injury earlier, and I was discouraging her
from paddle boarding. I walked away to give them space
to talk. It looked like the lady went to Nancy
and they talked a little, and then she walked away.
I went back there and sat next to her paddle
and didn't say anything. She seemed to understand that I
couldn't let her go out and walked away. I followed
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her back to the car. I was trying to say
that I was really worried about her being safe now,
especially after she said she didn't care if she passed away.
I felt like I couldn't leave the campsite since the
paramedics had asked me to keep an eye on her,
and her behavior didn't seem normal at all. I mean,
is it just the rosten to gosses? Yeah, being taken away,
(04:02):
like you said, it's like, oh, they've reached that point.
There are a few months into the relationship.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
It's like you're you reached like the four three four month.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Three more month mark. Yeah, you're starting to see their
actual true colors.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
You can't have those colors forever, my friend, huh, yeah,
I can't, Sawi. I sit up that good boy. So
I said that I felt like I needed to stay
and record the conversation. When I did, and brought up
the paddle boarding stuff and the fact that she thought
that she was going to pass away. I recorded her
saying that she would call the police and tell them
that I stole her paddle board, and me saying that
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I hadn't and that I of course was going to
give it back, but it didn't seem safe at the moment.
Oh my god, she's literally she's using him taking the
paddle board, being temporarily safety.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
You're stealing, you're robbing me.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
You're right, dude, Nancy's a freaking Karen she is. She's
carrying hard, freaking Karen card. I felt like I needed
to protect myself legally if she did do that, but
also felt like it would be your responsible to leave
her there without even telling anyone.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Oh, he's just in between a rock and a hard place. Yes,
I feel like.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
I don't want her to pass away, but also she's
trying to give me her rested.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
I hadn't eaten anything in eight hours at this point.
Get a bana, Sophia, true, would you'd be passed. I'd
be passed out, right, I would be passed out. We'd
have to call the ambulance for Sophia at this point.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Even worse, she'd be grumpy.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Whoa, whoa. And she was still refusing to share food.
So I said that I was going to give her space,
but that I was going to eat some of the food.
I took the pot and she tried to grab it back,
but I moved away. I went and saw her go
down to her paddle board and pack it up. I thought,
you just saying take it out of the water. I
didn't know what she was doing, but I was talking
(05:44):
to my parents for advice. Then I saw her drive away.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Now she just left it.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
And she's driving with a concussion. Oh Lord, As far
as I know, this is unsafe. The paramedics had indicated
that I should take her to the hospital if she
needed to. I hadn't researched it, but have sense, and
it seems to agree that it's very unsafe. Let me
went to my whistle. They strongly encouraged me to call
the police, which I obviously didn't want to do. But
they were talking about the fact that she said she
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doesn't care if she lives or not, and the fact
that she had this concussion, the fact that none of
us were experts, and what happened if something did happen.
I listened to their advice, and the police said they
would just do a wellness check on her and that
she wouldn't be in trouble and they would call an
ambulance if they needed it. That that seems pretty good
a wellness check.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Right, Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
And it seems like he's like he's calling like in whatever.
The nine one one is like, hey, here's the situation.
What do you think we should do. That's like a
good approach, yeah, because it's like you're not you're not
sure right one hundred percent? They asked the campsite we
had been staying at in her home address. I messaged
her before I called them, saying it felt like I
needed to. I was worried about her and the other
people on the road. She saw this message and didn't
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respond left on red ouch and then after I called,
reassuring her that she wouldn't get in trouble, that I
loved her.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
I was just worried about her trying he really hard.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Yeah, like I really think that not only can you
not fall Opie, because it's like in these like these
are kind of like in the moment.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Yeah, hard things to deal with and you know how
to react to.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Yeah, And I feel like OPI has.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Done the best, the best he could do it.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
The best she could do, and pretty much the right
thing at every every turn. Yeah, Kimberly Fine says, take
her to Amber heard and let them just frame each
other like a feuding summer camp rivalry where they just
take turns getting revenge in the cover of the night.
True specific, very specific. After that, I realized that I
(07:36):
needed to try to look out for myself dark. I
didn't have shelter or water, and my phone was almost dead.
OPI is against.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Names nature right here.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Yeah, what is it? What is it you're facing? There's
like a saying facing the elements, against the elements. I
had food that I had taken. I was only going
to have some of it and said so when I
took it what if. The reason she did respond is
because she's like, perfect, I'll tell the police that you
stole from me my paddle board and food. Have you arrested?
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Yeah, And then he's gonna be hey, she got a concussion.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
And then she left me in the woods alone.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
And then but this is gonna be a bed time.
Then she'd be like, oh, yeah, he's high. And then
because he had the Devil's love this a few days ago.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Eah, oh, this could take this man down. Find the ranger.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
The ranger come back. I tried getting an uper or
a taxi, but was in the middle of nowhere and
no one wanted the job, and reception was still making
things really difficult. At some point a few hours later,
I saw Nancy turn back into the campsite and drive
past me, not sure if she saw me. She messaged
asking what I had done and the things I had stolen,
beating the paddle and the pot of food. I said
they were down at the road with me. She could
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get them now, or I could leave them with the police.
She didn't respond, but half an hour later I realized
that my phone was going to die and I wasn't
getting out that night, and messaged her saying that I
was on four percent battery and that I couldn't get
out of the campground and to please let me know
if she was there, and that I was going to
be by the lake for a bit and then walk
myself in the bathroom for the night.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Where's the ranger?
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Yeah? Is there like no one on site?
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Though a campground, isn't there anything?
Speaker 1 (09:09):
I think one person.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
They lock it up at night, They like are like
all right, but overnight campground.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
I don't know. I feel like they're like, oh, he
keeps seeing people throughout the day. There's gotta be like,
it wasn't night the whole time. You gotta go. You
gotta go find some people.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Man.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Yeah. She replied that I could have her tent if
I didn't say a word to her. You gotta shut
your lips to earn this. I asked her if I
could also charge my phone please? This was on Instagram.
She sent me other messages on WhatsApp that I didn't
see until the next day, sharing her location and saying
that I could have her tent, but that if I
harassed her, she would call the police and let the
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whole campsite know.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
Call the police. Please, please call the police. Call someone.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
She's starving me and I can't get home. He's toll
my bat all lock him up. I didn't see those messages.
Then I went down into the lake. Then my phone died,
and I wandered around the campsite until I found her
sitting next to her car. I gave her paddle, put
the food in the picnic basket. She packed up her
stuff and gave me the tent. She had her air
mattress set up in her car. She often sleeps like this.
(10:12):
I said thank you and asked if I could also
charge my phone please. I felt completely helpless. Didn't even
have a flashlight to set up the tent without it. Oh,
the tent was even set up. Oh dude, this is terrible.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
Okay, I also would not put your phone in the
car because she could just drive away with your frient.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Also, I feel like, okay, maybe she says no to this,
but maybe you just say, hey, please drive me out
of here and then you can drop me off at
the police station.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
There we go.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Yeah, just do that. Just just drive me to a
location where I can.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
Reception and then and then we can part ways. Just
don't stram me at the campground, but she did.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
He did steal her battle it.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Oh my gosh, Okay, new plan. You take the paddle,
you get into the river, you paddle out of the campground.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
People, this is the blend. You take the paddle, you
hit her in the head with it. She had her concussion,
got worse, and you drive her to the hospital. That's
that's what I'm gonna be doing.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Just like take her car and then drive her to
the hospital and be like she refuses, Well, she refuses,
so you have to hit her in the head with
the paddle board. No, no, we just put her in
the car childlock boom, Oh you gotta hit you gotta worse.
Man stop it. So I felt completely helpless. Didn't even
have a flashlight to set up the tent without it,
and I was just done at this point. She said no.
I said please, please, and she told me to f
(11:35):
off classic and go ask someone else. Then her phone
was ringing, and she asked why her flatmate was calling.
I realized the police have must have gone round there
and said that they had asked for her address and
reminded her of the wellness check. Ah, because remember he
had asked for the check. Haven't come over yet. I
went and asked someone and was able to get some charge,
and luckily their battery bank also had a flashlight, so
(11:56):
I could also set up the tent. At this point,
I ate half the food in the pot and knocked
on the window to show that half of the food
was still there. Oh, he's like, look, I'm not. You
showed the receipts. You gotta commend him. You gotta commend him,
and put it on the roof of the car. I
then pulled the picnic blanket into the tent, wrapped myself up,
and was getting ready to sleep. I heard a car
(12:16):
outside and footsteps and thought it was the ranger, but
then I heard talking and Nancy said my name, and
then someone said Opie. I said hello and opened the
tent to two cops. I came out of the tent
and then asked why they were there. I said earlier
Nancy had fallen out of the hammock and got a concussion.
Not really knowing where to begin and feeling horrible at
this point, they said they didn't care about earlier. Why
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are they here now? I tried to explain why I
called them, about the argument and the paddle boarding thing,
and driving away, and then I was just worried for
Nancy's safety and unsure of the right thing to do,
and was really sorry if I had wasted their time.
They asked if there had been any physical altercation, and
I said no. They asked if I was worried for
my safety, and I said no. They told me to
stand by and then went and talked to me.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
Nope, you should have said, yeah, she stranded me multiple times,
and she refused to give me food, Like that's your safety.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Yeah, I feel like let's just be yeah, yeah, like
he can he can tell them like more of it.
He's just like, oh, well, you know, yeah, yeah, he's
not checking the boxes that they're trying getting him. But
it's like, look, guys, she's stranded me, she abandoned me.
Whitney Anderson says, she's about to get him.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Yes, he stole my paddle bar.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
Still he won't sup harassing me. He's following me everywhere.
He's high.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Yeah, it's about to be bad. They told me to
stand by and went to talk to Nancy. They talked
to her for a while, and an ambulance came to
check on her. Now I had not asked for an
ambulance to be.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
Called, because at least called them.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
I sat there with my hands in front of me,
unsure of what was about to happen. It felt pretty
awful feeling everyone's eyes on me in the campground. After
a bet, one of the cops came back said there
wasn't an issue and that I should sleep it off,
talk to Nancy in the morning, and might have to
part ways. I thanked him and climbed back into the tent,
not even looking at Nancy.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Oh my god, don't leave.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
Yeah, yeah, get a ride back home.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Yeah, I get a right back.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
Get a ride back.
Speaker 4 (14:08):
What are we talking about? This is because guess what
we're about to do tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
The paramedics and cops left, and I was almost passing
out at this point. I heard Nancy's alarm go off
a few times, and remember covering my ears and heard
her walking around at some points, but I don't remember
falling asleep. I woke up just before six in the morning,
and when I went outside her car wasn't there. O
your head?
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Who could have seen this coming?
Speaker 4 (14:39):
All you had to do?
Speaker 3 (14:40):
We just get a ride back, and then you could
have daken an uber and gone home.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Well check out this next one. Okay, you might eat
your words. She had left behind the pot of food,
untouched trash bag. We have food and trash. What more
do we need if we're bear grillsing it. We're gonna go.
We're going to go, I messaged her. I'm going to
leave the campsite soon. How we don't, I will leave
the tent next to your pot and your trash. Hope
you're safe. Please understand that I called the police yesterday
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because I was worried about your safety. I'm not sure
she thinks that I called the police or the second
ambulance of the campsite in the evening, and that's why
I was really keen to charge my phone and then
asked about half an hour later she was safe. I
was getting increasingly worried about her driving after the police
visit last night with a concussion in the middle of
the night.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Again, why did the police just let her have her keys?
Who's to say they know that she has a concussion
and they were like, yeah, she can drive.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
Also, he heard her alarm go off multiple times in
her walking around, and I understand he may have passed out,
but how did he not hear the car drive away, yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Or realized put two and two together, like, oh, she's
packing to Leah.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
Yeah. Yeah, And I know he doesn't have like good
hearing he said earlier, but still but still like he
heard the alarm and heard that, like this guy's not thinking.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Yeah, this hurts me reading this at this point, it
seems it seems not great. Speaking of hurting reading it, Sophia,
could you close out short story? Would you do me
the honors it's on? I tried, I sure do. Switch
it up, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
I tried calling her at seven, and she saw my
message and then blocked me on everything. I was just
happy to know that she was okay. Her flatmate had
messaged me hello around the time of the police visit,
when they were calling from her house around ten pm.
I replied the next morning, Hey s Sandra, Hey Sandra,
so sorry about everything. Nancy fell out of her hammock
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yesterday and got a concussion. I thought she was acting
unusually after that, but she didn't want to go to
the hospital. She said some things that seemed to indicate
that she didn't seem to have much regard for her
well being, and she drove away and I was worried
about her safety, so I called the police for a
wellness check and they asked for her address. They said
she wouldn't be in trouble and just checked on her
wellness and calling an ambulance if she needed it. I
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messaged her to tell her this. I'm not sure what changed,
but she came back to the campsite a few hours
later and was going to sleep in her car, and
I slept in her tent. The police and ambulance both
came to check at the campsite last night. When I
woke up, she wasn't here, So hopefully she got in
last night or will in a few hours. I haven't
been able to get in touch with her. I'm sorry
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for the difficulties I have caused you and your flat.
By the way, you wouldn't be causing us any difficulties.
It joined us live every week to three PMPSD on YouTube, Facebook, TikTok,
and Twitch. Just tap her profile.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Tap it.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
Nothing difficult about it, and there is a little bit
left to the story.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Yeah, but.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
I don't even know. I don't even know what to say.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Yeah, you know, I think op is.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
All started because Opie took a crap.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
You know, if only he had just taken some some
tumbs or something. Yeah, I feel like OPI's he's trying
to be the best. He's trying to be a good guy.
This chick is crazy, and you know he should have
just said like, hey, I'm gonna bee. I mean at
the end of the day, Like I think he should
have left with the police when they came over. But
like it what they did say, like, hey have someone
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watch her for twenty four hours. And it's like, okay,
well if I leave you then what if something what
if your condition worsens or something really really bad happens.
You know, it's like like.
Speaker 4 (18:15):
What do you do?
Speaker 1 (18:15):
What are we supposed to do?
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Hear you do?
Speaker 1 (18:18):
What's the perfect answer?
Speaker 3 (18:18):
I think you say to the police when they say, hey,
are you fearful for your safety? You say, she has
been acting very weirdly. I think I would I recommend
that she should not be driving, and so did the paramedics.
If there's any way to take away her car keys
and have and you guys drive her back or something,
and you say, I am fearful that she'll leave me
out here again, which she has already done.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
She lied and said that she wasn't nauseous when that
was something on the form that said, hey, go immediately
to the emergency room for this.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
Yeah, specific thing, you'd like, bring up all the things
you say. I think she'll leave, she'll strand me out here.
I would like someone to check in on her, and
I would like to be driven home, and then you
just leave it with them.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
The good plan. Yeah, good plan, good plan.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
That's plan to finish this out. Let's get it and
let's execute though. Man, He responded, okay, better not see
you around here, pal.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
What He started to run it back a little bit
just to get some context.
Speaker 4 (19:15):
This was so thin.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
It was the.
Speaker 4 (19:18):
Sandra or I guess now his name is sam Samda Samda.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (19:23):
Like, hey, by the way, this is what happened.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
Yeah, And he was like, all right, but not see
you around here, pal, dude.
Speaker 4 (19:31):
Conspiracy theory. Uh this friend in flatmate is the ex.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Also, uh, yeah it was Michelle Evelyn earlier said the
ex got her into paddle barning and that's why she's
obsessed with it. Oh.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
J Ro says, you cannot control another person. He did
everything within reason in his power of time to wash
his hands of that demon. Yeah, that's so true. I mean,
like he can't do anything to make her do anything.
But I think he could have been a little bit
more smart, could have just told the police a little
bit more and got yeah himself out.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
Of this totally.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
He was being very caring and watching out for op
but he needed to watch out for him, So you watch.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
I said, don't worry. I still have her tent, which
I was gonna put on the either side of your fence,
but can leave it somewhere else if you'd rather. I didn't.
You won't see me again, and I won't contact Nancy.
I'm sorry if the police visit caused any problems or
ruined your weekend, and for anything else. He responded, We'll
see about the tent.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Champ not Champ.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
Haven't heard anything since that was two and a half
days ago. I managed to hitchhike back to town. I
managed to lose one of the tent poles and had
to leave the picnic blanket as it was too bulky
to hitch hike with on the way back. But I've
ordered a replacement pole and blanket of the same brand.
I probably won't replace the pot. I feel like I
gave that back to her and don't understand why she
didn't take it with her anyway, That's what happened from
(20:49):
my perspective. I've tried to be as honest and detailed
as I could. Feeling pretty terrible about it today and
was holding out on seeing my therapist today, but woke
up sniffly and coughing, so I had to. Yeah, because
you stayed out all night.
Speaker 4 (21:02):
Yeah, covered up with a tent blanket or like a
picnic blanket. That's so you had during the night.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
Really not sure how to deal with this or process this.
I feel like I would change a lot of things
I did in hindsight, but also was doing my best
with a difficult situation and was trying my best to
look out for Nancy to the best of my abilities.
Am I a huge a hole? Be straight with me.
I'm still in love with her. My brother got a
concussion earlier this year and his personality was quite different
for a month afterwards.
Speaker 4 (21:30):
Oh oh, so he's seeing like, Oh, she'll change after
a month, she'll come back around.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
I can fix her.
Speaker 4 (21:35):
You're not the a hole, ye.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
To himself.
Speaker 4 (21:41):
Yeah, okay, and not like figuring it out. I think
he's just doing he a little stupid, a little bit.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
Bobby says, is the flatmate from the nineteen forties. Yeah,
he's like, ah, you messed with the wrong household. Pat,
Let's go outside and I'll give you a what for.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
Wait, don't do that round in his parts? Send it bye.
Speaker 4 (22:02):
Wait. There's one comment someone said he's a helpless pothead,
and O P replies, sounds like you have a bit
of a bias to against people who use cannabis. You
might want to examine. Believe it or not, I'm pretty
independent and successful in my life. Generally, most medical cannabi,
most medical medicnanal medical cannabis patients are so people are like, oh,
(22:23):
he's by head, but he's like, no, yeah, no, that's
not really I thought it was funny. People are like,
that is.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
Funny that everyone's getting after him on there, because I
feel like that's not really relevant to his silliness.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Also, Whitney Anders said and said, did O P get
a concussion because it's like bro brother brother. Yeah, but
he's not the ahole. No, she's the a hole. Yes,
he did his absolute best, sure, and she was just bananas.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
Yeah. And then and then we have it that's a
wrap up from the Oka rap Sky.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
I think Sophia and that was Johnsten.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
Welly raps can get us some another wrap up, but
we'll talk.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
To you next time live from Okay Studios. If you
love us, make sure to subscribe.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
We love you.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
See it amorrow.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
This is an episode from Deep Within the Archives. Time
for okop Rewash.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
My boyfriend is furious that I ran away from a mugger. Weird, sure,
but I'm ending things because of what he said next.
My boyfriend is a big hero fanatic and he does
everything in his power to be like one.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Now.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
It's really endearing and it's one of the many things
that I do love about him, because he wants to
be the good he wishes to see in the world.
But this mindset is why we are fighting right now.
We have been quarantining at my apartment and he suggested
we go on a night walk since we've been getting
a little stir crazy from being inside all day. He
figured that it'd be better for social distancing to go
(23:56):
out at night. I was hesitant because we live in
a bad neighborhood, but he assured me that he would
protect me. The savior, my hero, my hero on our walk,
we were cornered by a man with a knife that
demanded our wallets.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Man, that's not good, all right. The guy pulls you
into a corner yep, has his knife out. Boom, what
you doing?
Speaker 1 (24:19):
What am I doing?
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Getting naked?
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Immediately I was literally.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
I'm no joke. Was about to say the same thing.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
What are they going to do to a naked man?
Speaker 2 (24:27):
Do you run? Do you run at them?
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Run at them? So you so you like pants down first,
pants offers like like literally stare them right enaggle like
pants in the crown floor and then you go shirt
because you first have to like start off with a bang, right,
and then you.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Just you have to So he's like give you money,
give your money, all right, right, and then take your
pants off? Yeah, take your pants like okay, get he does,
hands off. You know.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
See the problem is if at backfires, it really backfires,
and he's like, cutched.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
Off your dick.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
What is he gain?
Speaker 2 (24:58):
He gains another dick? He gains another day, first dick,
the first people that pulled down our pants for a mugging.
He's been waiting for this.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
If you think you're the first dick wagger to cross
my path, buddy.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Oh, I've been waiting for a kid like you. I've
been waiting.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Yeah, I see the problem is he's like like the
worst case scenario. He goes like, oh yeah, like give
me that, give me that thing. That's I mean.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
If I'm a robber, that's what I'm doing. And if
I'm being robbed, that's what I'm doing. But you're robbing
people while naked.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Place No, no, So here's how plays right, I'm the robber,
right boom, pull up with the weapon. I'm like, give
me your money. And then and then the dude is
like oh and just like takes his pants off. And
then I'm like, oh yes, oh wow, you play it back.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
That's all I'm saying, yes and yes, and you got
a yes and your robbers exactly. I'm just just just
put in a lot, nice little bow. Yeah yeah yeah,
tie me up. Psasa if you want to defend yourself
in a dark alley. And I guess this doesn't work
for all people. No, none of you are a normal
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looking man. You can't be too beautiful. But if you're
a normal looking man, get naked, drop it and hopefully
your your member will scare away. The robb will.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Survive, you know, that's the hope. But let's let's see.
Let's see how they fare here. Let's see if they
take the John and Sam option. Now, I remembered John
Mulaney's street smart spit from the Netflix show, and I
was gonna throw my wallet past the mugger so we
could run away smart. That's a smart idea. I like
how we just went down his whole rabbit hole, and like,
here's like an easy, simple, logical solution.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
But my boyfriend started arguing, we would rather get fully
naked than throw the wallet a little bit, so.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
This is this is where it really goes south here.
But my boyfriend started arguing with him and was spouting
off off a bunch of stuff about justice and how
the mugger wouldn't get.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
Await with this.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
You won't get away with this sibou.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Here, bro, it looked like he was getting ready to fight.
What the boyfriend, Yeah, rober the boyfriend, It looks like
the boyfriend was getting ready to fight. I was really
taken amback by this, and I guess the mugger was too,
because it gave me enough time to take the important
stuff out of my wallet while he was distracted I
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interrupted my boyfriend's monologue and said, take it, just don't
hurt us, and threw it behind the guy. When he turned,
I grabbed my boyfriend's hand and we booked it back
into the apartment.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
We got home safely, and I was relieved. We were okay, okay,
So it all worked out. Everyone's happy, everyone's survived.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
You think it's hunky dory, right story hunky closed in
We're happily ever after. But but Sam, what, that's not
what happens on this show? Why not okay?
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Why can't we just have a happy ending? John, my
boyfriend was fuming. Fuming.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
He was pissed that I interrupted him from protecting me.
She interrupted when he could have, in his words, clearly
handled it himself. It was so clear that he had
the situation under control, not op him. He had it
under control.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
What by making his speech and getting ready to rumble
his his monol, he was snl ready, bro I mean
his monologue was Dave Chappelle. Seriously, He said that he
was obviously stronger than the mugger and would have won. Yeah,
but like a knife is stronger than your skin, Sam
(28:41):
uh Is is superman, not faster than a speeding bullet.
He is its op, not faster than a sticky knife, That's.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
What I'm saying. Is he not stronger than a train
or whatever?
Speaker 4 (28:53):
The heck?
Speaker 2 (28:53):
The rest of it is faster than a speeding bullet.
I don't know the rest leaping buildings in a single bound?
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Yeah, yeah, leafs buildings in a single bounds. I mean,
That's why I'm saying, op, he is a superhero. I
explained to him that the guy had a weapon and
my boyfriend didn't, so the odds were stacked against him. Agreed,
but I didn't want my boyfriend killed over a dang wallet.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Yeah. I think that's reasonable. I think that's a reasonable thing. Yeah,
you don't need to risk your life for that shit.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
No. We argued for longer than necessary, so I shut
it down and I told him we could talk about
it when our adrenaline wasn't so high, but I needed
to file a police report while the event was still fresh.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
He stomped off to our room while I called the cops.
Why is man sulking so much?
Speaker 1 (29:37):
This guy bitch god like, he's giving very like dungeons
and dragons, like Fedora neckbeard rightery, that's exactly what I
was thinking, nice guy energy. Yeah, like, my boyfriend is
a hero. He's so nice, and it's like, but.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
You did let me save you, babe, let me put
us both in danger so I can prove what a
good guy I'm What a nice guy?
Speaker 3 (29:57):
I mean?
Speaker 1 (29:58):
My god, I went to lay with him and he
rolled away from me.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
What is wrong with you, dude? She literally saved her
ass from getting stabbed.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Literally, you should be thanking her, my god. The next
day he was still angry still and oh my god,
and he already told his friends and family about what
had happened to us.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
What did he say?
Speaker 3 (30:20):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (30:20):
I thought that they would be understanding about how I
handled it, but they were mad at me for not
letting him have his opportunity to be a hero.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
What is his family?
Speaker 1 (30:32):
I feel like it's been a while since we've had
like where literally everyone is a maniac. This is crazy.
His mom even ridiculed me for emasculating.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
Him in this case. I'm like, Okay, everyone's either a
maniac or they're getting different stories. Yeah, yeah, either the
story is like because he's different, everyone agree with this dude,
who is so obviously wrong?
Speaker 1 (30:57):
I do not know. I want to reopen the conment
so we can understand each other and move past it.
But he isn't receptive. I'm going to ask him to
move back in with his mom. Wow, I mean this
is this is serious, man, It's but I kind of
get it though. I want to understand where I went wrong,
if I went wrong, But honestly, I feel like he's
being childish and unreasonable. He is girl.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
Run run away faster than he ran away from that mugger. Yeah, exactly.
I just want to know if I am the a
hole or is he? He's definitely the a hole. But
we need an update on this, like, what the heck
is happening here?
Speaker 1 (31:33):
We'll guess what, Samuel what? There's an update?
Speaker 3 (31:36):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (31:37):
All right? So I just want to thank everyone who
has commented. It leaves me to know that I'm not insane.
No you are, no you or not. He's still at
his mom's house and I haven't heard from him, nor
have I tried to reach out. All of his friends
have ghosted me too, except for one of them, who's
trying to mediate. Why would you want to mediate leave
the other? Like the other guy's crazy?
Speaker 2 (31:57):
I mean maybe again, maybe they're getting like different information
or something.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Like something's something's off here, something's off. If I don't
hear from him tonight, I'll reach out tomorrow. I plan
on updating in the comments depending on where this goes. Again,
thanks to everyone for sharing your thoughts on this. There's
a final update. So he called me last night and
I answered. He asked if I was okay and how
I was doing. Then he asked if he could come over,
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and I said that he could. I plan on bringing
everything up myself again because he has been very passive,
aggressive and refusing to talk about it. But when he
showed up, he immediately started apologizing.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Oh okay, so maybe like he's like coming around. It's
been a good guy again.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
We talked for hours before we went to bed together
and everything seemed like it worked out fine. I was
really on the verge of ending things, so it was
a relief that he didn't have to do it in
that moment. Then in the morning, crap hit the fan.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
What happened?
Speaker 1 (32:50):
In my comment update on the last post, I mentioned
a friend who was trying to mediate I texted him
saying that things were working out, and they said something
along the lines of I'm so glad you able to apologize.
What well she was able to apologize excuse some people
mentioned that maybe he told a different story.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
Okay, yes, he's the fucking lieon the whole time. That's
what See, this is this is what we don't get
often enough, like someone like the lies actually being unwound,
because there's no fucking way that they're hearing the same
story that oh he's telling us absolutely right, like everyone
like like if everyone agrees with this other dude, like
(33:33):
they have to be crazy and usually not everyone is crazy, right,
So there's some fucking line going on. We're gonna get
to the bottom of this.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
This wasn't something I had looked into, but I decided
to ask, and who boy, am I glad I did? Firstly,
he told everyone that the night walk was my idea.
Then apparently we were never mugged.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
Wait then what what? What was he?
Speaker 3 (33:58):
What?
Speaker 1 (33:59):
Apparently I just started talking crap to a stranger on
the street in an attempt to make him show he
was a strong man and protect me. What the fuck?
Row No, And the only reason we were able to
get away was because he deescalated the situation and that
(34:19):
it was emasculating because he was put in a position
where he felt like he was forced to fight for
my honor.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
He just fucking lied, like insane? Wow, are you e
fing kidding me?
Speaker 1 (34:32):
To make a long story short, he tried to play
dumb and backpedal this morning. When I confronted him about it,
and then I pressed him to be honest, he snapped
again and said, what was I supposed to say? The
whole situation was embarrassing and it was gonna make me
look bad.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
Yeah, you look so much worse now.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
Bro, Like what is wrong with your brain? We argued
for a bit, but I said I was just done.
I told him to go and it wasn't gonna wor.
He didn't have much stuff, so it was easy to
put his fare grocery bag while he angrily left. He's
currently outside my complex waiting for mommy to pick him up,
(35:12):
she said, Mommy. As far as I'm concerned, I dodged
a bullet, F his friends, f his mom f him.
Thank you Reddit for opening my eyes.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
O piece out, oh pe finally seeing the light. Like
I could kind of tell this guy was an asshole
from the first post, though, Like the whole like hero complex,
seems like a red flag for sure.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
Get out of here. Yeah, I'm not here. I'm just
trying to shake my wing at Roberts. That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
Hey, we're just trying to do the p s A
that we've been taught. Get naked in front of the
robber and they'll probably leave you alone. There we go.
If you're an average looking dude, that's right. If you're beautiful, Zach, Zach,
don't do that, Zach Efron. Okop, this is Okayop. I'm
Samuel Daughner and I I am John Fry, all right,
(36:01):
and I got early good ask red thread for you.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
Yes, I'm very excited that. Honestly, the ask credit threads
are like some of the funniest content on Reddit.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
What's the most not safe for work thing that happened
at your school? The special needs classes were in the
same wing as the ap Honors, English and math classes,
the thought being the more mature students will handle the
inevitable interruptions from kids with more severe disabilities better than
the average high schooler.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
It's gonna be.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
Bad, Yeah, it's gonna be bad. But by sophomore year,
when I was learning about trigonometry, we hear an ungodly
screaming and thumping from.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
One of the windows.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
Turns out, a guy with down syndromes and a girl
with some kind of other issues were going at it
as hard as they could against the side of the
building between the two windows facing the outside, and he
had her bent over and was smashing the brick wor
she tried to brace against it and had one hand
on the window furthest from the teacher's desk. Our teacher
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ran across the hallway to grab a special needs teacher
to let her know, and alerted a security guard. Oh no,
one guy my class named Steve started slapping the window
where her hand was and yelling hi fine. Security guard
see special ad workers tried to separate the two using
(37:22):
a picture of cold water. I'm pretty sure the dude
finished before they could get him to stop. Oh no,
Our teacher tried to handle it in stride by telling us,
bet you didn't think we could teach health class, wrestling
and trig in the same hour. Huh, I'm told the
year I graduated, the special ed department got its very
own building.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
Wow. That's a good that's a that's a that's a
cool teacher. But so with Steve Steve is too much. Steve, Steve,
stop cool it, Steve cooleer jets.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
Dude, everyone needs the cooler jets of this story. Okay,
my friend was getting a blows from a girl in
a semi private place when our principal rolled up in
a golf cart. Of course, he did the logical thing
and ran, but he had his pants and underwear around
his ankles, so he decided to ditch them so he
could run faster. No, to make things worse, he decided
(38:13):
to run through the school. Come on, this wouldn't have
been so bad if the bell dismissing class hadn't just rung,
But of course it went off, so a school full
of high schoolers got to see him sprinting for his life,
naked from the waist down while three administrators chased him.
Didn't get caught then, but got called to the principal's
(38:35):
office later and suspended for a week.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
Wow, Look, it only takes like I get it's a
frantic situation, but like it probably takes like a good
two seconds put your pants up, like and honestly, like
probably here's my guess. Like the guy is so stunned
he's not gonna charge on him right away. You got
two seconds boom, pull it up, and then book it.
John's thought of this his late I am literally thought
(38:58):
of every aspect of this. I wonder what happened to
the girl.
Speaker 2 (39:01):
I bet she just got caught, and the guy's just
running away. He's like, I'm ditching this girl.
Speaker 1 (39:05):
So it's like, what do you think is gonna happen?
Of course they're gonna like, yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
Get her face and probably your butt cheeks. Okay. Back
in twenty ten, the guys in my math class went
to the bathroom one at a time, pooping in the
same stall without flushing. I inadvertently started it by taking
a massive shit and leaving it in there. I went
back to class and told my friend to go get
(39:29):
the hall pass and check out the shit I just took,
which I like, that's so high school. Like, bro, I
just laid the most massive dump.
Speaker 4 (39:36):
You gotta see it.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
He comes back, barely containing his laughter and tells me,
you shit on top of that shit. Another kid in
class as what's so funny, and my friend tells him,
so this guy decides to go shit on top of that,
and so the pattern continues over ten people, ten ten
of pooping in that toilet that day. I felt awful
(40:00):
that the custodian had to deal with that ship, even
though he was a bit of a dick. The best
part was I went to a Baptist private school. So
our weekly chapel service, which is like basically church, featured
an announcement from the administrator that said, flush our number
twos after we finished, they had to make a freaking announcement.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
What is wrong with high school boys?
Speaker 3 (40:18):
Man?
Speaker 2 (40:19):
Honestly, honestly, like freshman year of high school, if I
had a massive dumb I would tell my homies.
Speaker 1 (40:26):
No, I never never would look, I've got stupid things
for We had nuttap wars, yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
Wars, but so I actually well primed for this uh.
Back in high school, my friend group had UH basically
an entire Snapchat group dedicated to fat shits and time
each time one of us had a really matshit picture
of it and send it to the ground.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
You've you've you've downgraded. You were like so high in
my eyes, you've downgraded one notch one notch high.
Speaker 2 (40:58):
School man, it was, oh my god, I got one
Morphia all right? Hit me? Okay. I went to an
all boys school, but we had cheerleaders from a nearby school.
We had a pep rally for the football team and
they took the three captains and blindfolded them in front
of the assembled audience. The football captains were told to
guess which cheerleader was about to kiss them. The first
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captain accepted a kiss on the cheek, guessed a name,
and everybody cheered.
Speaker 1 (41:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (41:27):
The procedure was the same for the second captain. When
it was the third captain's turn, instead of accepting the kiss,
he grabbed the kisser and gave her a deep French kiss,
so the immense cheers of the onlookers. He guessed a
cheerleader and everybody was roaring with laughter. They took off
their blindfolds and standing before them was their mother's No, no, bro,
(41:57):
how are you making like how are you making out
with your mom?
Speaker 3 (42:00):
Long?
Speaker 2 (42:00):
Like a French kid says anything, honey stop like the
mom maybe I'm I'm just hoping it was like step mom.
Speaker 4 (42:08):
God No.
Speaker 1 (42:09):
Also, just it's just so funny, like this must have
been years ago, because there's so many cancellable things. Yeah,
one getting cheer like the underage you know, cheerleader girls
to get the guys that's number one, never and good
like good, and then number two like kissing.
Speaker 2 (42:24):
The mom like oh god, like weird dude, high school?
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gets to see my temper. That's spooky.
Speaker 1 (43:44):
Entitled mom claps at me, I clap back. So I
a twenty one mail was on the bus after a
day at work and the shift was very stressful, to
say the least, up until I left. I just wanted
to go home, sleep and play some Resident Evil. Surprise
Surprise sounds like a nice day, sounds like a chill day.
(44:05):
I hop on the bus and it shouldn't take me
more than fifteen minutes to get home, so I start
to relax and play the Simpsons game on my phone.
At the next stop is this woman entitled mom, maybe
late twenties. She gets on with what I assume is
a six year old child, nasty child and already exudes
(44:26):
in the air of superiority. She and her kids sit
down right next to me, which is giving me alarm signals,
as there were a couple of seats in between all
the other passengers, and they happen to choose to sit
down and right next to me, that's weird. It's like
when you're at the urinals and there's like two urinals.
Speaker 2 (44:43):
Yeah, right next to you, man. I hate that they
peek over and you're like, what the heck?
Speaker 1 (44:49):
You just come on leave me alone. I'm trying to
piss in peace.
Speaker 2 (44:53):
Peaceful piss pp man is peaceful pissin'.
Speaker 1 (44:58):
That's right, entitled already with a sharp tone, excuse me,
can my son have your phone to play that? Gama? Me? Uh,
I'm sorry. I'm getting off in a few minutes, and
there's no real point in doing that. Yeah, entitled mom,
I think you misunderstood me.
Speaker 2 (45:20):
Give him your phone, dude, what me?
Speaker 1 (45:28):
No, it's my phone. Give him yours if you want
him to play something a smart idea in good sense.
Speaker 2 (45:35):
I also like you just try to provide solutions there,
like why don't you give him yours zerious phone?
Speaker 1 (45:40):
Dude. Note I have a formidable temper which is bristling
from the day's events. And she wasn't helping poke in
the dragon. That's right, entitled mom, raising her voice. You'll
do what I say, nasty kid, Mom, It's okay, I
don't want to play entitled mom interrupting y'all get it.
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Hand it over, you snobby punch. You don't want to
see the crazy side of me.
Speaker 2 (46:09):
Dude, all right, But like the thing is, if she's
saying she's about to be crazy, why would you give
her your phone? That's even more reason.
Speaker 1 (46:15):
Yeah, yeah, it's that's terrible incentives like, oh, let me
give this maniac my phone real quick? Like, no, come on, lady.
At this point, I snap me right, you want to
efing get away from me in the next three seconds.
You want to see crazy out of you, e fing
crazy John.
Speaker 2 (46:35):
You're embodying that crazy right now.
Speaker 1 (46:37):
I'm feeling it. I feel ope, I feel a pee.
She tries to interrupt me. Don't even try to interrupt me.
Show some respect for others. If you want to act
this entitled a public stay home now move damn. Yeah,
it's pretty I like how hard he's owning her entitled mom,
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you don't scare me. Do it before I do something
you'll regret. She quickly moves to the back with her
kid as her kid says, sorry, mister.
Speaker 2 (47:08):
I love the kids. The pork kids apologetic.
Speaker 1 (47:13):
As I get off, she gives me the death stare.
So I reach into my pocket and flip the bird,
to which she screeches as the door shut.
Speaker 2 (47:21):
I'm just imagining the Lord of the Rings. Yeah, you know,
the horsemen, like the kings. I forget, I always forget,
I always forget. Well, they make these sounds where they're.
Speaker 1 (47:34):
Like, yeah, I could definitely imagine that I regret nothing
apart from the passenger's ear drums.
Speaker 2 (47:42):
Damn dude. Ope, good for you for standing up for yourself. Like, okayop,
like that seriously, that's big, okay op, big okay opy.
That's a good good vibe. Vibe, check past, past past,
my dude. Like these entitled moms, they're like, it's it's
crazy how I feel like what ends up happening with
these entitled moms is the kids just like become the reverse.
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They're they're overly apologetic and probably overly nice just because
of how forceful and terrible their parents.
Speaker 1 (48:08):
It's one of the two.
Speaker 2 (48:09):
Either they completely embody their entitled parents or they are
like I am so sorry, Like you know, they learn
the opposite example. Yeah, exactly. All right, that's another one
for the book.
Speaker 1 (48:23):
That's another one maybe subscribed. Subscribe, See you next time.
This was supposed to be a fun camping trip, but
now we're broken up, Opie said. I said goodbye and
that I hope she would be okay and walk to
the main gate. I realized that my phone was super
low on battery and not charging, and my battery bank
was empty, and I was trying to get an uber
or something like that, and it died. So I felt
like I had no choice.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Oh but to go back.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
We're the rangers, right, yeah, calling back?
Speaker 4 (00:23):
Yeah? Also, wherever you are, you were not getting an uber,
my guy.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Yeah, really, the ambulance could barely come out.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
That's true.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
That's true. That's true. She asked me to prove that
my phone was dead, so I did. She let me
plug it into her car for a bit. I was
not talking to her and sitting away from her in
the car with the phone. I saw her grabbing her
paddle board and going down to the lake. Girl, this
is not.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Girl, this is not the time to paddle board.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
I reluctantly followed her, but was worried about her going
out with a concussion. I asked her and said, I
was worried she didn't have a life jacket. She had
a concussion and didn't look or sound herself. The water
was still choppy. I'm not the strongest swimmer, and it's
a big lake. If something had happened and she had
fallen in, I almost certainly wouldn't have been able to
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stop her.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
She couldn't even get into a into a hammock. I
don't trust her choppy water paddle boarding.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
That's incredibly such a good point. That is such a
good point.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
She can barely see. It's dark.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
I tried to point these things out, and she just
said that I was catastrophizing.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
I was gonna say quastrophobing.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Like making everything, like making it a catastrophe. Yeah, new word.
Didn't know that. I acknowledged that I might be. I
wasn't a concussion or paddle board expert.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Yeah, but the experts came and said, go to go
get checked out.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Yeah. I said if she could call one friend she trusted,
and they said it was a good idea. I would
let her go. Good strategy. She tried calling her x
now friend now.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Out. No, no, no, that's the third red flag.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
I was the first person she called.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
And she still has dating apps on her phone.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Can we ask herselves a question? W w SD what
would a w W SDD? What would Samuel Donner do?
He is friends with many of his exes. He loves
to do things like paddle warning. That's true. Maybe he
calls one of.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
His exes who was not going to the doctors. Huh,
hex not going to the doctors when he's well? Actually,
you know what.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
When he went to the doctor for Yeah, I don't
go to the doctor. That's true.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Yeah, stop that.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Well, I don't have to go to the doctor, Yes
you do. Was the last time I gotta sick? Guys?
There was the last time I heard something?
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Okay, but you have to go to the doctor like
once a year, not if you eat app on other day.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Guys, don't listen to Riley.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
H what would sam do? Yeah, he's getting in that water.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
She didn't want to call her sisters or another friend.
I felt like if I let her go out, I
would be letting her and her loved ones down. She
said she didn't care if she went out and passed away.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
I don't care. Why does she want a paddle board
this month?
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Dude? That was making her feel that she wanted to
pass away. That made me feel like I really couldn't
let her go out and I took the paddle. She
threatened to go out without a paddle and started yelling loudly.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Is she gone swimming now, dude?
Speaker 1 (03:19):
I could see a nearby woman was concerned and encouraged
her to check on Nancy and said that she has
gotten a head injury earlier, and I was discouraging her
from paddle boarding. I walked away to give them space
to talk. It looked like the lady went to Nancy
and they talked a little, and then she walked away.
I went back there and sat next to her paddle
and didn't say anything. She seemed to understand that I
couldn't let her go out and walked away. I followed
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her back to the car. I was trying to say
that I was really worried about her being safe now,
especially after she said she didn't care if she passed away.
I felt like I couldn't leave the campsite since the
paramedics had asked me to keep an eye on her,
and her behavior didn't seem normal at all. I mean,
is it just the rosten to gosses? Yeah, being taken away,
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like you said, it's like, oh, they've reached that point.
There are a few months into the relationship.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
It's like you're you reached like the four three four month.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Three more month mark. Yeah, you're starting to see their
actual true colors.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
You can't have those colors forever, my friend, huh, yeah,
I can't, Sawi. I sit up that good boy. So
I said that I felt like I needed to stay
and record the conversation. When I did, and brought up
the paddle boarding stuff and the fact that she thought
that she was going to pass away. I recorded her
saying that she would call the police and tell them
that I stole her paddle board, and me saying that
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I hadn't and that I of course was going to
give it back, but it didn't seem safe at the moment.
Oh my god, she's literally she's using him taking the
paddle board, being temporarily safety.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
You're stealing, you're robbing me.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
You're right, dude, Nancy's a freaking Karen she is. She's
carrying hard, freaking Karen card. I felt like I needed
to protect myself legally if she did do that, but
also felt like it would be your responsible to leave
her there without even telling anyone.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Oh, he's just in between a rock and a hard place. Yes,
I feel like.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
I don't want her to pass away, but also she's
trying to give me her rested.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
I hadn't eaten anything in eight hours at this point.
Get a bana, Sophia, true, would you'd be passed. I'd
be passed out, right, I would be passed out. We'd
have to call the ambulance for Sophia at this point.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Even worse, she'd be grumpy.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Whoa, whoa. And she was still refusing to share food.
So I said that I was going to give her space,
but that I was going to eat some of the food.
I took the pot and she tried to grab it back,
but I moved away. I went and saw her go
down to her paddle board and pack it up. I thought,
you just saying take it out of the water. I
didn't know what she was doing, but I was talking
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to my parents for advice. Then I saw her drive away.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Now she just left it.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
And she's driving with a concussion. Oh Lord, As far
as I know, this is unsafe. The paramedics had indicated
that I should take her to the hospital if she
needed to. I hadn't researched it, but have sense, and
it seems to agree that it's very unsafe. Let me
went to my whistle. They strongly encouraged me to call
the police, which I obviously didn't want to do. But
they were talking about the fact that she said she
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doesn't care if she lives or not, and the fact
that she had this concussion, the fact that none of
us were experts, and what happened if something did happen.
I listened to their advice, and the police said they
would just do a wellness check on her and that
she wouldn't be in trouble and they would call an
ambulance if they needed it. That that seems pretty good
a wellness check.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Right, Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
And it seems like he's like he's calling like in whatever.
The nine one one is like, hey, here's the situation.
What do you think we should do. That's like a
good approach, yeah, because it's like you're not you're not
sure right one hundred percent? They asked the campsite we
had been staying at in her home address. I messaged
her before I called them, saying it felt like I
needed to. I was worried about her and the other
people on the road. She saw this message and didn't
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respond left on red ouch and then after I called,
reassuring her that she wouldn't get in trouble, that I
loved her.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
I was just worried about her trying he really hard.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Yeah, like I really think that not only can you
not fall Opie, because it's like in these like these
are kind of like in the moment.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Yeah, hard things to deal with and you know how
to react to.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Yeah, And I feel like OPI has.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Done the best, the best he could do it.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
The best she could do, and pretty much the right
thing at every every turn. Yeah, Kimberly Fine says, take
her to Amber heard and let them just frame each
other like a feuding summer camp rivalry where they just
take turns getting revenge in the cover of the night.
True specific, very specific. After that, I realized that I
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needed to try to look out for myself dark. I
didn't have shelter or water, and my phone was almost dead.
OPI is against.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Names nature right here.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Yeah, what is it? What is it you're facing? There's
like a saying facing the elements, against the elements. I
had food that I had taken. I was only going
to have some of it and said so when I
took it what if. The reason she did respond is
because she's like, perfect, I'll tell the police that you
stole from me my paddle board and food. Have you arrested?
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Yeah, And then he's gonna be hey, she got a concussion.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
And then she left me in the woods alone.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
And then but this is gonna be a bed time.
Then she'd be like, oh, yeah, he's high. And then
because he had the Devil's love this a few days ago.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Eah, oh, this could take this man down. Find the ranger.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
The ranger come back. I tried getting an uper or
a taxi, but was in the middle of nowhere and
no one wanted the job, and reception was still making
things really difficult. At some point a few hours later,
I saw Nancy turn back into the campsite and drive
past me, not sure if she saw me. She messaged
asking what I had done and the things I had stolen,
beating the paddle and the pot of food. I said
they were down at the road with me. She could
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get them now, or I could leave them with the police.
She didn't respond, but half an hour later I realized
that my phone was going to die and I wasn't
getting out that night, and messaged her saying that I
was on four percent battery and that I couldn't get
out of the campground and to please let me know
if she was there, and that I was going to
be by the lake for a bit and then walk
myself in the bathroom for the night.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Where's the ranger?
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Yeah? Is there like no one on site?
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Though a campground, isn't there anything?
Speaker 1 (09:09):
I think one person.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
They lock it up at night, They like are like
all right, but overnight campground.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
I don't know. I feel like they're like, oh, he
keeps seeing people throughout the day. There's gotta be like,
it wasn't night the whole time. You gotta go. You
gotta go find some people.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Man.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Yeah. She replied that I could have her tent if
I didn't say a word to her. You gotta shut
your lips to earn this. I asked her if I
could also charge my phone please? This was on Instagram.
She sent me other messages on WhatsApp that I didn't
see until the next day, sharing her location and saying
that I could have her tent, but that if I
harassed her, she would call the police and let the
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whole campsite know.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
Call the police. Please, please call the police. Call someone.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
She's starving me and I can't get home. He's toll
my bat all lock him up. I didn't see those messages.
Then I went down into the lake. Then my phone died,
and I wandered around the campsite until I found her
sitting next to her car. I gave her paddle, put
the food in the picnic basket. She packed up her
stuff and gave me the tent. She had her air
mattress set up in her car. She often sleeps like this.
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I said thank you and asked if I could also
charge my phone please. I felt completely helpless. Didn't even
have a flashlight to set up the tent without it. Oh,
the tent was even set up. Oh dude, this is terrible.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
Okay, I also would not put your phone in the
car because she could just drive away with your frient.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Also, I feel like, okay, maybe she says no to this,
but maybe you just say, hey, please drive me out
of here and then you can drop me off at
the police station.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
There we go.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Yeah, just do that. Just just drive me to a
location where I can.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
Reception and then and then we can part ways. Just
don't stram me at the campground, but she did.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
He did steal her battle it.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Oh my gosh, Okay, new plan. You take the paddle,
you get into the river, you paddle out of the campground.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
People, this is the blend. You take the paddle, you
hit her in the head with it. She had her concussion,
got worse, and you drive her to the hospital. That's
that's what I'm gonna be doing.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Just like take her car and then drive her to
the hospital and be like she refuses, Well, she refuses,
so you have to hit her in the head with
the paddle board. No, no, we just put her in
the car childlock boom, Oh you gotta hit you gotta worse.
Man stop it. So I felt completely helpless. Didn't even
have a flashlight to set up the tent without it,
and I was just done at this point. She said no.
I said please, please, and she told me to f
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off classic and go ask someone else. Then her phone
was ringing, and she asked why her flatmate was calling.
I realized the police have must have gone round there
and said that they had asked for her address and
reminded her of the wellness check. Ah, because remember he
had asked for the check. Haven't come over yet. I
went and asked someone and was able to get some charge,
and luckily their battery bank also had a flashlight, so
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I could also set up the tent. At this point,
I ate half the food in the pot and knocked
on the window to show that half of the food
was still there. Oh, he's like, look, I'm not. You
showed the receipts. You gotta commend him. You gotta commend him,
and put it on the roof of the car. I
then pulled the picnic blanket into the tent, wrapped myself up,
and was getting ready to sleep. I heard a car
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outside and footsteps and thought it was the ranger, but
then I heard talking and Nancy said my name, and
then someone said Opie. I said hello and opened the
tent to two cops. I came out of the tent
and then asked why they were there. I said earlier
Nancy had fallen out of the hammock and got a concussion.
Not really knowing where to begin and feeling horrible at
this point, they said they didn't care about earlier. Why
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are they here now? I tried to explain why I
called them, about the argument and the paddle boarding thing,
and driving away, and then I was just worried for
Nancy's safety and unsure of the right thing to do,
and was really sorry if I had wasted their time.
They asked if there had been any physical altercation, and
I said no. They asked if I was worried for
my safety, and I said no. They told me to
stand by and then went and talked to me.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
Nope, you should have said, yeah, she stranded me multiple times,
and she refused to give me food, Like that's your safety.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Yeah, I feel like let's just be yeah, yeah, like
he can he can tell them like more of it.
He's just like, oh, well, you know, yeah, yeah, he's
not checking the boxes that they're trying getting him. But
it's like, look, guys, she's stranded me, she abandoned me.
Whitney Anderson says, she's about to get him.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Yes, he stole my paddle bar.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
Still he won't sup harassing me. He's following me everywhere.
He's high.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Yeah, it's about to be bad. They told me to
stand by and went to talk to Nancy. They talked
to her for a while, and an ambulance came to
check on her. Now I had not asked for an
ambulance to be.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
Called, because at least called them.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
I sat there with my hands in front of me,
unsure of what was about to happen. It felt pretty
awful feeling everyone's eyes on me in the campground. After
a bet, one of the cops came back said there
wasn't an issue and that I should sleep it off,
talk to Nancy in the morning, and might have to
part ways. I thanked him and climbed back into the tent,
not even looking at Nancy.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Oh my god, don't leave.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
Yeah, yeah, get a ride back home.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Yeah, I get a right back.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
Get a ride back.
Speaker 4 (14:08):
What are we talking about? This is because guess what
we're about to do tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
The paramedics and cops left, and I was almost passing
out at this point. I heard Nancy's alarm go off
a few times, and remember covering my ears and heard
her walking around at some points, but I don't remember
falling asleep. I woke up just before six in the morning,
and when I went outside her car wasn't there. O
your head?
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Who could have seen this coming?
Speaker 4 (14:39):
All you had to do?
Speaker 3 (14:40):
We just get a ride back, and then you could
have daken an uber and gone home.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Well check out this next one. Okay, you might eat
your words. She had left behind the pot of food,
untouched trash bag. We have food and trash. What more
do we need if we're bear grillsing it. We're gonna go.
We're going to go, I messaged her. I'm going to
leave the campsite soon. How we don't, I will leave
the tent next to your pot and your trash. Hope
you're safe. Please understand that I called the police yesterday
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because I was worried about your safety. I'm not sure
she thinks that I called the police or the second
ambulance of the campsite in the evening, and that's why
I was really keen to charge my phone and then
asked about half an hour later she was safe. I
was getting increasingly worried about her driving after the police
visit last night with a concussion in the middle of
the night.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Again, why did the police just let her have her keys?
Who's to say they know that she has a concussion
and they were like, yeah, she can drive.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
Also, he heard her alarm go off multiple times in
her walking around, and I understand he may have passed out,
but how did he not hear the car drive away, yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Or realized put two and two together, like, oh, she's
packing to Leah.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
Yeah. Yeah, And I know he doesn't have like good
hearing he said earlier, but still but still like he
heard the alarm and heard that, like this guy's not thinking.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Yeah, this hurts me reading this at this point, it
seems it seems not great. Speaking of hurting reading it, Sophia,
could you close out short story? Would you do me
the honors it's on? I tried, I sure do. Switch
it up, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
I tried calling her at seven, and she saw my
message and then blocked me on everything. I was just
happy to know that she was okay. Her flatmate had
messaged me hello around the time of the police visit,
when they were calling from her house around ten pm.
I replied the next morning, Hey s Sandra, Hey Sandra,
so sorry about everything. Nancy fell out of her hammock
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yesterday and got a concussion. I thought she was acting
unusually after that, but she didn't want to go to
the hospital. She said some things that seemed to indicate
that she didn't seem to have much regard for her
well being, and she drove away and I was worried
about her safety, so I called the police for a
wellness check and they asked for her address. They said
she wouldn't be in trouble and just checked on her
wellness and calling an ambulance if she needed it. I
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messaged her to tell her this. I'm not sure what changed,
but she came back to the campsite a few hours
later and was going to sleep in her car, and
I slept in her tent. The police and ambulance both
came to check at the campsite last night. When I
woke up, she wasn't here, So hopefully she got in
last night or will in a few hours. I haven't
been able to get in touch with her. I'm sorry
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for the difficulties I have caused you and your flat.
By the way, you wouldn't be causing us any difficulties.
It joined us live every week to three PMPSD on YouTube, Facebook, TikTok,
and Twitch. Just tap her profile.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Tap it.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
Nothing difficult about it, and there is a little bit
left to the story.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Yeah, but.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
I don't even know. I don't even know what to say.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Yeah, you know, I think op is.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
All started because Opie took a crap.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
You know, if only he had just taken some some
tumbs or something. Yeah, I feel like OPI's he's trying
to be the best. He's trying to be a good guy.
This chick is crazy, and you know he should have
just said like, hey, I'm gonna bee. I mean at
the end of the day, Like I think he should
have left with the police when they came over. But
like it what they did say, like, hey have someone
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watch her for twenty four hours. And it's like, okay,
well if I leave you then what if something what
if your condition worsens or something really really bad happens.
You know, it's like like.
Speaker 4 (18:15):
What do you do?
Speaker 1 (18:15):
What are we supposed to do?
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Hear you do?
Speaker 1 (18:18):
What's the perfect answer?
Speaker 3 (18:18):
I think you say to the police when they say, hey,
are you fearful for your safety? You say, she has
been acting very weirdly. I think I would I recommend
that she should not be driving, and so did the paramedics.
If there's any way to take away her car keys
and have and you guys drive her back or something,
and you say, I am fearful that she'll leave me
out here again, which she has already done.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
She lied and said that she wasn't nauseous when that
was something on the form that said, hey, go immediately
to the emergency room for this.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
Yeah, specific thing, you'd like, bring up all the things
you say. I think she'll leave, she'll strand me out here.
I would like someone to check in on her, and
I would like to be driven home, and then you
just leave it with them.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
The good plan. Yeah, good plan, good plan.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
That's plan to finish this out. Let's get it and
let's execute though. Man, He responded, okay, better not see
you around here, pal.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
What He started to run it back a little bit
just to get some context.
Speaker 4 (19:15):
This was so thin.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
It was the.
Speaker 4 (19:18):
Sandra or I guess now his name is sam Samda Samda.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (19:23):
Like, hey, by the way, this is what happened.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
Yeah, And he was like, all right, but not see
you around here, pal, dude.
Speaker 4 (19:31):
Conspiracy theory. Uh this friend in flatmate is the ex.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Also, uh, yeah it was Michelle Evelyn earlier said the
ex got her into paddle barning and that's why she's
obsessed with it. Oh.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
J Ro says, you cannot control another person. He did
everything within reason in his power of time to wash
his hands of that demon. Yeah, that's so true. I mean,
like he can't do anything to make her do anything.
But I think he could have been a little bit
more smart, could have just told the police a little
bit more and got yeah himself out.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
Of this totally.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
He was being very caring and watching out for op
but he needed to watch out for him, So you watch.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
I said, don't worry. I still have her tent, which
I was gonna put on the either side of your fence,
but can leave it somewhere else if you'd rather. I didn't.
You won't see me again, and I won't contact Nancy.
I'm sorry if the police visit caused any problems or
ruined your weekend, and for anything else. He responded, We'll
see about the tent.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Champ not Champ.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
Haven't heard anything since that was two and a half
days ago. I managed to hitchhike back to town. I
managed to lose one of the tent poles and had
to leave the picnic blanket as it was too bulky
to hitch hike with on the way back. But I've
ordered a replacement pole and blanket of the same brand.
I probably won't replace the pot. I feel like I
gave that back to her and don't understand why she
didn't take it with her anyway, That's what happened from
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my perspective. I've tried to be as honest and detailed
as I could. Feeling pretty terrible about it today and
was holding out on seeing my therapist today, but woke
up sniffly and coughing, so I had to. Yeah, because
you stayed out all night.
Speaker 4 (21:02):
Yeah, covered up with a tent blanket or like a
picnic blanket. That's so you had during the night.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
Really not sure how to deal with this or process this.
I feel like I would change a lot of things
I did in hindsight, but also was doing my best
with a difficult situation and was trying my best to
look out for Nancy to the best of my abilities.
Am I a huge a hole? Be straight with me.
I'm still in love with her. My brother got a
concussion earlier this year and his personality was quite different
for a month afterwards.
Speaker 4 (21:30):
Oh oh, so he's seeing like, Oh, she'll change after
a month, she'll come back around.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
I can fix her.
Speaker 4 (21:35):
You're not the a hole, ye.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
To himself.
Speaker 4 (21:41):
Yeah, okay, and not like figuring it out. I think
he's just doing he a little stupid, a little bit.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
Bobby says, is the flatmate from the nineteen forties. Yeah,
he's like, ah, you messed with the wrong household. Pat,
Let's go outside and I'll give you a what for.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
Wait, don't do that round in his parts? Send it bye.
Speaker 4 (22:02):
Wait. There's one comment someone said he's a helpless pothead,
and O P replies, sounds like you have a bit
of a bias to against people who use cannabis. You
might want to examine. Believe it or not, I'm pretty
independent and successful in my life. Generally, most medical cannabi,
most medical medicnanal medical cannabis patients are so people are like, oh,
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he's by head, but he's like, no, yeah, no, that's
not really I thought it was funny. People are like,
that is.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
Funny that everyone's getting after him on there, because I
feel like that's not really relevant to his silliness.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Also, Whitney Anders said and said, did O P get
a concussion because it's like bro brother brother. Yeah, but
he's not the ahole. No, she's the a hole. Yes,
he did his absolute best, sure, and she was just bananas.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
Yeah. And then and then we have it that's a
wrap up from the Oka rap Sky.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
I think Sophia and that was Johnsten.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
Welly raps can get us some another wrap up, but
we'll talk.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
To you next time live from Okay Studios. If you
love us, make sure to subscribe.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
We love you.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
See it amorrow.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
This is an episode from Deep Within the Archives. Time
for okop Rewash.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
My boyfriend is furious that I ran away from a mugger. Weird, sure,
but I'm ending things because of what he said next.
My boyfriend is a big hero fanatic and he does
everything in his power to be like one.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Now.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
It's really endearing and it's one of the many things
that I do love about him, because he wants to
be the good he wishes to see in the world.
But this mindset is why we are fighting right now.
We have been quarantining at my apartment and he suggested
we go on a night walk since we've been getting
a little stir crazy from being inside all day. He
figured that it'd be better for social distancing to go
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out at night. I was hesitant because we live in
a bad neighborhood, but he assured me that he would
protect me. The savior, my hero, my hero on our walk,
we were cornered by a man with a knife that
demanded our wallets.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Man, that's not good, all right. The guy pulls you
into a corner yep, has his knife out. Boom, what
you doing?
Speaker 1 (24:19):
What am I doing?
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Getting naked?
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Immediately I was literally.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
I'm no joke. Was about to say the same thing.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
What are they going to do to a naked man?
Speaker 2 (24:27):
Do you run? Do you run at them?
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Run at them? So you so you like pants down first,
pants offers like like literally stare them right enaggle like
pants in the crown floor and then you go shirt
because you first have to like start off with a bang, right,
and then you.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Just you have to So he's like give you money,
give your money, all right, right, and then take your
pants off? Yeah, take your pants like okay, get he does,
hands off. You know.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
See the problem is if at backfires, it really backfires,
and he's like, cutched.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
Off your dick.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
What is he gain?
Speaker 2 (24:58):
He gains another dick? He gains another day, first dick,
the first people that pulled down our pants for a mugging.
He's been waiting for this.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
If you think you're the first dick wagger to cross
my path, buddy.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Oh, I've been waiting for a kid like you. I've
been waiting.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Yeah, I see the problem is he's like like the
worst case scenario. He goes like, oh yeah, like give
me that, give me that thing. That's I mean.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
If I'm a robber, that's what I'm doing. And if
I'm being robbed, that's what I'm doing. But you're robbing
people while naked.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Place No, no, So here's how plays right, I'm the robber,
right boom, pull up with the weapon. I'm like, give
me your money. And then and then the dude is
like oh and just like takes his pants off. And
then I'm like, oh yes, oh wow, you play it back.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
That's all I'm saying, yes and yes, and you got
a yes and your robbers exactly. I'm just just just
put in a lot, nice little bow. Yeah yeah yeah,
tie me up. Psasa if you want to defend yourself
in a dark alley. And I guess this doesn't work
for all people. No, none of you are a normal
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looking man. You can't be too beautiful. But if you're
a normal looking man, get naked, drop it and hopefully
your your member will scare away. The robb will.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Survive, you know, that's the hope. But let's let's see.
Let's see how they fare here. Let's see if they
take the John and Sam option. Now, I remembered John
Mulaney's street smart spit from the Netflix show, and I
was gonna throw my wallet past the mugger so we
could run away smart. That's a smart idea. I like
how we just went down his whole rabbit hole, and like,
here's like an easy, simple, logical solution.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
But my boyfriend started arguing, we would rather get fully
naked than throw the wallet a little bit, so.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
This is this is where it really goes south here.
But my boyfriend started arguing with him and was spouting
off off a bunch of stuff about justice and how
the mugger wouldn't get.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
Await with this.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
You won't get away with this sibou.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Here, bro, it looked like he was getting ready to fight.
What the boyfriend, Yeah, rober the boyfriend, It looks like
the boyfriend was getting ready to fight. I was really
taken amback by this, and I guess the mugger was too,
because it gave me enough time to take the important
stuff out of my wallet while he was distracted I
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interrupted my boyfriend's monologue and said, take it, just don't
hurt us, and threw it behind the guy. When he turned,
I grabbed my boyfriend's hand and we booked it back
into the apartment.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
We got home safely, and I was relieved. We were okay, okay,
So it all worked out. Everyone's happy, everyone's survived.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
You think it's hunky dory, right story hunky closed in
We're happily ever after. But but Sam, what, that's not
what happens on this show? Why not okay?
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Why can't we just have a happy ending? John, my
boyfriend was fuming. Fuming.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
He was pissed that I interrupted him from protecting me.
She interrupted when he could have, in his words, clearly
handled it himself. It was so clear that he had
the situation under control, not op him. He had it
under control.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
What by making his speech and getting ready to rumble
his his monol, he was snl ready, bro I mean
his monologue was Dave Chappelle. Seriously, He said that he
was obviously stronger than the mugger and would have won. Yeah,
but like a knife is stronger than your skin, Sam
(28:41):
uh Is is superman, not faster than a speeding bullet.
He is its op, not faster than a sticky knife, That's.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
What I'm saying. Is he not stronger than a train
or whatever?
Speaker 4 (28:53):
The heck?
Speaker 2 (28:53):
The rest of it is faster than a speeding bullet.
I don't know the rest leaping buildings in a single bound?
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Yeah, yeah, leafs buildings in a single bounds. I mean,
That's why I'm saying, op, he is a superhero. I
explained to him that the guy had a weapon and
my boyfriend didn't, so the odds were stacked against him. Agreed,
but I didn't want my boyfriend killed over a dang wallet.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Yeah. I think that's reasonable. I think that's a reasonable thing. Yeah,
you don't need to risk your life for that shit.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
No. We argued for longer than necessary, so I shut
it down and I told him we could talk about
it when our adrenaline wasn't so high, but I needed
to file a police report while the event was still fresh.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
He stomped off to our room while I called the cops.
Why is man sulking so much?
Speaker 1 (29:37):
This guy bitch god like, he's giving very like dungeons
and dragons, like Fedora neckbeard rightery, that's exactly what I
was thinking, nice guy energy. Yeah, like, my boyfriend is
a hero. He's so nice, and it's like, but.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
You did let me save you, babe, let me put
us both in danger so I can prove what a
good guy I'm What a nice guy?
Speaker 3 (29:57):
I mean?
Speaker 1 (29:58):
My god, I went to lay with him and he
rolled away from me.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
What is wrong with you, dude? She literally saved her
ass from getting stabbed.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Literally, you should be thanking her, my god. The next
day he was still angry still and oh my god,
and he already told his friends and family about what
had happened to us.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
What did he say?
Speaker 3 (30:20):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (30:20):
I thought that they would be understanding about how I
handled it, but they were mad at me for not
letting him have his opportunity to be a hero.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
What is his family?
Speaker 1 (30:32):
I feel like it's been a while since we've had
like where literally everyone is a maniac. This is crazy.
His mom even ridiculed me for emasculating.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
Him in this case. I'm like, Okay, everyone's either a
maniac or they're getting different stories. Yeah, yeah, either the
story is like because he's different, everyone agree with this dude,
who is so obviously wrong?
Speaker 1 (30:57):
I do not know. I want to reopen the conment
so we can understand each other and move past it.
But he isn't receptive. I'm going to ask him to
move back in with his mom. Wow, I mean this
is this is serious, man, It's but I kind of
get it though. I want to understand where I went wrong,
if I went wrong, But honestly, I feel like he's
being childish and unreasonable. He is girl.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
Run run away faster than he ran away from that mugger. Yeah, exactly.
I just want to know if I am the a
hole or is he? He's definitely the a hole. But
we need an update on this, like, what the heck
is happening here?
Speaker 1 (31:33):
We'll guess what, Samuel what? There's an update?
Speaker 3 (31:36):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (31:37):
All right? So I just want to thank everyone who
has commented. It leaves me to know that I'm not insane.
No you are, no you or not. He's still at
his mom's house and I haven't heard from him, nor
have I tried to reach out. All of his friends
have ghosted me too, except for one of them, who's
trying to mediate. Why would you want to mediate leave
the other? Like the other guy's crazy?
Speaker 2 (31:57):
I mean maybe again, maybe they're getting like different information
or something.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Like something's something's off here, something's off. If I don't
hear from him tonight, I'll reach out tomorrow. I plan
on updating in the comments depending on where this goes. Again,
thanks to everyone for sharing your thoughts on this. There's
a final update. So he called me last night and
I answered. He asked if I was okay and how
I was doing. Then he asked if he could come over,
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and I said that he could. I plan on bringing
everything up myself again because he has been very passive,
aggressive and refusing to talk about it. But when he
showed up, he immediately started apologizing.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Oh okay, so maybe like he's like coming around. It's
been a good guy again.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
We talked for hours before we went to bed together
and everything seemed like it worked out fine. I was
really on the verge of ending things, so it was
a relief that he didn't have to do it in
that moment. Then in the morning, crap hit the fan.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
What happened?
Speaker 1 (32:50):
In my comment update on the last post, I mentioned
a friend who was trying to mediate I texted him
saying that things were working out, and they said something
along the lines of I'm so glad you able to apologize.
What well she was able to apologize excuse some people
mentioned that maybe he told a different story.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
Okay, yes, he's the fucking lieon the whole time. That's
what See, this is this is what we don't get
often enough, like someone like the lies actually being unwound,
because there's no fucking way that they're hearing the same
story that oh he's telling us absolutely right, like everyone
like like if everyone agrees with this other dude, like
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they have to be crazy and usually not everyone is crazy, right,
So there's some fucking line going on. We're gonna get
to the bottom of this.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
This wasn't something I had looked into, but I decided
to ask, and who boy, am I glad I did? Firstly,
he told everyone that the night walk was my idea.
Then apparently we were never mugged.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
Wait then what what? What was he?
Speaker 3 (33:58):
What?
Speaker 1 (33:59):
Apparently I just started talking crap to a stranger on
the street in an attempt to make him show he
was a strong man and protect me. What the fuck?
Row No, And the only reason we were able to
get away was because he deescalated the situation and that
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it was emasculating because he was put in a position
where he felt like he was forced to fight for
my honor.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
He just fucking lied, like insane? Wow, are you e
fing kidding me?
Speaker 1 (34:32):
To make a long story short, he tried to play
dumb and backpedal this morning. When I confronted him about it,
and then I pressed him to be honest, he snapped
again and said, what was I supposed to say? The
whole situation was embarrassing and it was gonna make me
look bad.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
Yeah, you look so much worse now.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
Bro, Like what is wrong with your brain? We argued
for a bit, but I said I was just done.
I told him to go and it wasn't gonna wor.
He didn't have much stuff, so it was easy to
put his fare grocery bag while he angrily left. He's
currently outside my complex waiting for mommy to pick him up,
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she said, Mommy. As far as I'm concerned, I dodged
a bullet, F his friends, f his mom f him.
Thank you Reddit for opening my eyes.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
O piece out, oh pe finally seeing the light. Like
I could kind of tell this guy was an asshole
from the first post, though, Like the whole like hero complex,
seems like a red flag for sure.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
Get out of here. Yeah, I'm not here. I'm just
trying to shake my wing at Roberts. That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
Hey, we're just trying to do the p s A
that we've been taught. Get naked in front of the
robber and they'll probably leave you alone. There we go.
If you're an average looking dude, that's right. If you're beautiful, Zach, Zach,
don't do that, Zach Efron. Okop, this is Okayop. I'm
Samuel Daughner and I I am John Fry, all right,
(36:01):
and I got early good ask red thread for you.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
Yes, I'm very excited that. Honestly, the ask credit threads
are like some of the funniest content on Reddit.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
What's the most not safe for work thing that happened
at your school? The special needs classes were in the
same wing as the ap Honors, English and math classes,
the thought being the more mature students will handle the
inevitable interruptions from kids with more severe disabilities better than
the average high schooler.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
It's gonna be.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
Bad, Yeah, it's gonna be bad. But by sophomore year,
when I was learning about trigonometry, we hear an ungodly
screaming and thumping from.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
One of the windows.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
Turns out, a guy with down syndromes and a girl
with some kind of other issues were going at it
as hard as they could against the side of the
building between the two windows facing the outside, and he
had her bent over and was smashing the brick wor
she tried to brace against it and had one hand
on the window furthest from the teacher's desk. Our teacher
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ran across the hallway to grab a special needs teacher
to let her know, and alerted a security guard. Oh no,
one guy my class named Steve started slapping the window
where her hand was and yelling hi fine. Security guard
see special ad workers tried to separate the two using
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a picture of cold water. I'm pretty sure the dude
finished before they could get him to stop. Oh no,
Our teacher tried to handle it in stride by telling us,
bet you didn't think we could teach health class, wrestling
and trig in the same hour. Huh, I'm told the
year I graduated, the special ed department got its very
own building.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
Wow. That's a good that's a that's a that's a
cool teacher. But so with Steve Steve is too much. Steve, Steve,
stop cool it, Steve cooleer jets.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
Dude, everyone needs the cooler jets of this story. Okay,
my friend was getting a blows from a girl in
a semi private place when our principal rolled up in
a golf cart. Of course, he did the logical thing
and ran, but he had his pants and underwear around
his ankles, so he decided to ditch them so he
could run faster. No, to make things worse, he decided
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to run through the school. Come on, this wouldn't have
been so bad if the bell dismissing class hadn't just rung,
But of course it went off, so a school full
of high schoolers got to see him sprinting for his life,
naked from the waist down while three administrators chased him.
Didn't get caught then, but got called to the principal's
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office later and suspended for a week.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
Wow, Look, it only takes like I get it's a
frantic situation, but like it probably takes like a good
two seconds put your pants up, like and honestly, like
probably here's my guess. Like the guy is so stunned
he's not gonna charge on him right away. You got
two seconds boom, pull it up, and then book it.
John's thought of this his late I am literally thought
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of every aspect of this. I wonder what happened to
the girl.
Speaker 2 (39:01):
I bet she just got caught, and the guy's just
running away. He's like, I'm ditching this girl.
Speaker 1 (39:05):
So it's like, what do you think is gonna happen?
Of course they're gonna like, yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
Get her face and probably your butt cheeks. Okay. Back
in twenty ten, the guys in my math class went
to the bathroom one at a time, pooping in the
same stall without flushing. I inadvertently started it by taking
a massive shit and leaving it in there. I went
back to class and told my friend to go get
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the hall pass and check out the shit I just took,
which I like, that's so high school. Like, bro, I
just laid the most massive dump.
Speaker 4 (39:36):
You gotta see it.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
He comes back, barely containing his laughter and tells me,
you shit on top of that shit. Another kid in
class as what's so funny, and my friend tells him,
so this guy decides to go shit on top of that,
and so the pattern continues over ten people, ten ten
of pooping in that toilet that day. I felt awful
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that the custodian had to deal with that ship, even
though he was a bit of a dick. The best
part was I went to a Baptist private school. So
our weekly chapel service, which is like basically church, featured
an announcement from the administrator that said, flush our number
twos after we finished, they had to make a freaking announcement.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
What is wrong with high school boys?
Speaker 3 (40:18):
Man?
Speaker 2 (40:19):
Honestly, honestly, like freshman year of high school, if I
had a massive dumb I would tell my homies.
Speaker 1 (40:26):
No, I never never would look, I've got stupid things
for We had nuttap wars, yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
Wars, but so I actually well primed for this uh.
Back in high school, my friend group had UH basically
an entire Snapchat group dedicated to fat shits and time
each time one of us had a really matshit picture
of it and send it to the ground.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
You've you've you've downgraded. You were like so high in
my eyes, you've downgraded one notch one notch high.
Speaker 2 (40:58):
School man, it was, oh my god, I got one
Morphia all right? Hit me? Okay. I went to an
all boys school, but we had cheerleaders from a nearby school.
We had a pep rally for the football team and
they took the three captains and blindfolded them in front
of the assembled audience. The football captains were told to
guess which cheerleader was about to kiss them. The first
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captain accepted a kiss on the cheek, guessed a name,
and everybody cheered.
Speaker 1 (41:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (41:27):
The procedure was the same for the second captain. When
it was the third captain's turn, instead of accepting the kiss,
he grabbed the kisser and gave her a deep French kiss,
so the immense cheers of the onlookers. He guessed a
cheerleader and everybody was roaring with laughter. They took off
their blindfolds and standing before them was their mother's No, no, bro,
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how are you making like how are you making out
with your mom?
Speaker 3 (42:00):
Long?
Speaker 2 (42:00):
Like a French kid says anything, honey stop like the
mom maybe I'm I'm just hoping it was like step mom.
Speaker 4 (42:08):
God No.
Speaker 1 (42:09):
Also, just it's just so funny, like this must have
been years ago, because there's so many cancellable things. Yeah,
one getting cheer like the underage you know, cheerleader girls
to get the guys that's number one, never and good
like good, and then number two like kissing.
Speaker 2 (42:24):
The mom like oh god, like weird dude, high school?
Speaker 1 (42:28):
What goodness goodness good gobbled gobblins.
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We'll keep reading them, okay. Entitled mom on the bus
gets to see my temper. That's spooky.
Speaker 1 (43:44):
Entitled mom claps at me, I clap back. So I
a twenty one mail was on the bus after a
day at work and the shift was very stressful, to
say the least, up until I left. I just wanted
to go home, sleep and play some Resident Evil. Surprise
Surprise sounds like a nice day, sounds like a chill day.
(44:05):
I hop on the bus and it shouldn't take me
more than fifteen minutes to get home, so I start
to relax and play the Simpsons game on my phone.
At the next stop is this woman entitled mom, maybe
late twenties. She gets on with what I assume is
a six year old child, nasty child and already exudes
(44:26):
in the air of superiority. She and her kids sit
down right next to me, which is giving me alarm signals,
as there were a couple of seats in between all
the other passengers, and they happen to choose to sit
down and right next to me, that's weird. It's like
when you're at the urinals and there's like two urinals.
Speaker 2 (44:43):
Yeah, right next to you, man. I hate that they
peek over and you're like, what the heck?
Speaker 1 (44:49):
You just come on leave me alone. I'm trying to
piss in peace.
Speaker 2 (44:53):
Peaceful piss pp man is peaceful pissin'.
Speaker 1 (44:58):
That's right, entitled already with a sharp tone, excuse me,
can my son have your phone to play that? Gama? Me? Uh,
I'm sorry. I'm getting off in a few minutes, and
there's no real point in doing that. Yeah, entitled mom,
I think you misunderstood me.
Speaker 2 (45:20):
Give him your phone, dude, what me?
Speaker 1 (45:28):
No, it's my phone. Give him yours if you want
him to play something a smart idea in good sense.
Speaker 2 (45:35):
I also like you just try to provide solutions there,
like why don't you give him yours zerious phone?
Speaker 1 (45:40):
Dude. Note I have a formidable temper which is bristling
from the day's events. And she wasn't helping poke in
the dragon. That's right, entitled mom, raising her voice. You'll
do what I say, nasty kid, Mom, It's okay, I
don't want to play entitled mom interrupting y'all get it.
(46:03):
Hand it over, you snobby punch. You don't want to
see the crazy side of me.
Speaker 2 (46:09):
Dude, all right, But like the thing is, if she's
saying she's about to be crazy, why would you give
her your phone? That's even more reason.
Speaker 1 (46:15):
Yeah, yeah, it's that's terrible incentives like, oh, let me
give this maniac my phone real quick? Like, no, come on, lady.
At this point, I snap me right, you want to
efing get away from me in the next three seconds.
You want to see crazy out of you, e fing
crazy John.
Speaker 2 (46:35):
You're embodying that crazy right now.
Speaker 1 (46:37):
I'm feeling it. I feel ope, I feel a pee.
She tries to interrupt me. Don't even try to interrupt me.
Show some respect for others. If you want to act
this entitled a public stay home now move damn. Yeah,
it's pretty I like how hard he's owning her entitled mom,
(46:57):
you don't scare me. Do it before I do something
you'll regret. She quickly moves to the back with her
kid as her kid says, sorry, mister.
Speaker 2 (47:08):
I love the kids. The pork kids apologetic.
Speaker 1 (47:13):
As I get off, she gives me the death stare.
So I reach into my pocket and flip the bird,
to which she screeches as the door shut.
Speaker 2 (47:21):
I'm just imagining the Lord of the Rings. Yeah, you know,
the horsemen, like the kings. I forget, I always forget,
I always forget. Well, they make these sounds where they're.
Speaker 1 (47:34):
Like, yeah, I could definitely imagine that I regret nothing
apart from the passenger's ear drums.
Speaker 2 (47:42):
Damn dude. Ope, good for you for standing up for yourself. Like, okayop,
like that seriously, that's big, okay op, big okay opy.
That's a good good vibe. Vibe, check past, past past,
my dude. Like these entitled moms, they're like, it's it's
crazy how I feel like what ends up happening with
these entitled moms is the kids just like become the reverse.
(48:03):
They're they're overly apologetic and probably overly nice just because
of how forceful and terrible their parents.
Speaker 1 (48:08):
It's one of the two.
Speaker 2 (48:09):
Either they completely embody their entitled parents or they are
like I am so sorry, Like you know, they learn
the opposite example. Yeah, exactly. All right, that's another one
for the book.
Speaker 1 (48:23):
That's another one maybe subscribed. Subscribe, See you next time.
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