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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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the founding hosts of Okay Storytime Podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
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get into the episode.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
My mother in law picked a bride for my fiance
after we got engaged.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Hey, she just wants a backup, you know. Ooh, poor timing. Well.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Around Thanksgiving a couple of years ago, I decided to
formally introduce my significant other to my very melodramatic, emotional,
and expressive Middle Eastern family. This more or less went well,
with the expected side eye from my older brothers and
questions about babies from my mom. By the way, this
comes from my burner nine ninety nine, and if you
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shosh Okay story timsubrendoo. So let's paint the cast here.
We got we got a little cast, all right. So
we have a significant other Peter, future father in law Tim,
and then the future mother in law Karen.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Uh oh, we got a Karen. The story alert Alert Alert.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
We already know what's gonna go down, Ladies and gentlemen.
During dinner, he sent some photos to his parents. This
is the significant other Peter Peter, who neither care about
nor wants to participate in Western holidays and had been invited.
The first thing she responded with was that my whole
family looked like a gathering of terrorists.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Oh oh, this is a future mother in law. Yep,
my goodness, yep.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
But she has so quickly.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Earned her name. I mean, the only one terrorizing is you.
You're putting a bomb in this relationship right now.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Listen, Karen, we need to we need to lock you
up somewhere that I'm.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Not gonna mention. Okay, guatonimo right now?
Speaker 2 (01:49):
You know you know he said so which Okay, I
mean we say this all the time anyways, but really,
oh god, we say wait, we'll say about themselves. Okay,
I mean we say this all the time anyways. But
I don't know if they're saying like this, is they're
saying them joking about themselves or what's going on here?
Speaker 1 (02:10):
But yeah, maybe it's like like only they can say
that kind of thing.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Yeah, the jury is still out, but Peter's significant other
got on the phone with her to chew her out
and my Asian language is just strong enough to pick
up the gist. Then she responded that he should not
be with a fat terrorist.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
I needed to.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Come home immediately to meet the neighbor's nice daughter. Wow,
whoa I mean, in laws are We're already three sentences
in absolutely crazy.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
But it's you know, like I feel like this is
this is like a little bit too much, too late,
Like you missed the boat. You know, you can't introduce
the neighbor's hot girl. Oh you know at the wedding.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Not in her mind, dude, that actually the wedding is
the perfect time.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
I guess because it's the last because it is the
last chance you get, and just put her in the dress.
I guess she was hoping. She was hoping it would
end on its own accord and act. She's like, oh, wow,
we're getting to the finish line. I better trip some
people up. She I think, I think we're throwing some hail.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Mary's right, yeah, and wow, mother in law, I'm I'm flabbergasted.
She said that he needed he needed to come home
to meet the neighbor's nice daughter, who was home for
the holiday. This did not happen. He didn't want to
see he didn't see them for two weeks after that conversation. Okay,
so maybe a little phone lock screen putting him a
time out going on.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Okay, that's good. Well, we like we like the teared boundaries.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Yeah, I mean there needs to be a confrontation immediately. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
So let's fast forward in our intercultural love story to
last year. When Peter and I decided it was, you know,
about time to get this party to the next.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Eleven gay married fun party.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
He talked to his parents. Tim father in law was
mostly okay, but wouldn't you know, Karen, the mother in
law had a complete mental break.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
I mean we already know this. I mean she called
your whole family terrorists.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Yes, it is. It is. Karen has made it extremely
clear what she thinks and feels.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Yeah, I I I feel like this was his par
for the course. You know, dude, you should expect this.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
I'm Karen. Unfortunately, yes, unfortunately, Yes, she lost her ever
loving mind, proceeded to scream emotions are not his family
strong suit, and said she would be disowning her only
son Q. The next nine months of nearly daily love bombing,
creepy text messages, and emails and randomly showing up at
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Peter's apartment in the middle of the night until he
went full no contact with his mom and Tim and
Tim the father in law shipped her back to their
homeland to calm down for a few months.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
This is crazy. The ship back to the homeland is crazy.
That is bro Rumba returned to charge point kind of. Oh,
they said, can I get a refund? That's insane?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Wow. I mean, I guess it's like time, but I've
never seen this in the history of the show. Send
them back to the homeland to reset.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
I mean, what better place than the you know what,
you catch some Za's brother.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Oh my god, I mean at that point, like, I
don't know, we might.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Have tell me you wouldn't feel better after wrestling some
gators for.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
A couple of months. I mean that's yeah, that does
bring me a lot of peace. I can't lie. That's
my happy place now. I mean, because clearly I was
a terrorist. I was a terrorist all along. Right, we
have an updates. We are so so far from the
end of the story. We have so much much more
to go.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Oh wow, I mean, like I think we're doing everything
right here right. Yeah, in terms of not in terms
of the mother in law being racist and all that,
but in terms of Ope and their significant other putting
a lot of boundaries on the mother in law. I
feel like I feel like Ope's fiance is choosing her
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over the mother.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
That's yes, yes, yes, that's what it seems like. And
you know, we we got I feel like thrust just
in the middle of the this is the movie that
starts in the action scene and everyone's like running around,
things are blowing up. Yeah, like we got straight to
the action, uh with only a little bit of context.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
I am just having very uh low expectations for the
relationship with mother in law going forward, but but a
lot of hope with op and their significant other Peter.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Yeah, which is again they're choosing the relationship over the
racist mother in law, which is like good ground to
build up.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
This is this is this is the direction we can oh, yes,
this is this is it. So that's what I'm thinking.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
But yeah, let us know if you think they're they
should do anything differently. I feel like they're doing everything
right so far. Yes, but we have an updates.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
So this is so long, mainly because I am trying
to process this also a big thank you to the
fellow mother in laws who reached out to discuss their
own intercultural relationship issues just after my long post. Didn't
think i'd have anything to share again so soon. But
Karen calls father in law Tim while at the airport
in a big Asian city. It's the new niche industry.
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So Tim is the father in law.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Father, Who's who?
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Karen's mother in law?
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Who's the what's Peter?
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Peter?
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Should I just say mother in law, father in law?
Speaker 1 (07:46):
We've already been.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Yeah, she has some health issues and a doctor's appointment,
so she wanted to come back. Father in law Tim
has only an occasional wooden termite riddled spot. Wow. Did
they watch the show?
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Yeah? This is great.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Wow, an occasional wooden termite riddled spine occasionally, so it
seems like it just barely. You know this, The little
twig got just up far up enough to maybe do
something major here. Now, for context, my major metropolitan area
has at least one, if not five, airports within a
certain radius. My god, she chose to land at an
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airport and near me instead of near her own family,
which prompted a desperate call from Uhure Future x dear husband,
huge foreshadow whoa huge foreshadow.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Where I thought we were on the right track.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
We thought, but this is this is an action story.
We're getting straight to the gym.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
My god, that extra that is like the hero stumbling
out of the car with like bleeding and everything, and
it's like you're probably wondering how I got here, you know.
It's that energy he.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Just got like like Thor's hammer and then he just
got They were blasted back to the past, thrown in
the My gosh.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Yeah, Ali says, spoil a little at it, but I
think more like foreshadower. Yeah, like a little little or
maybe not foreshadowing, but like, uh, I don't know, a
little little tidbit, a little teaser.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Yeah, there's there's there's a lot going on in ladies
and gentlemen. He Peter was begging me to pick up
his mother. Now, in hindsight, kids, I'm an idiot, but
I had Peter's SUV and he had my sedan, so
I thought it was a unlive two birds with one
stone type situation. After idiotically agreeing to pick up Karen,
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I get to the airport only to find that she
has her niece in tow. Something didn't sit right with me,
because again it's like, why why is she here? I
should be picking you up, even though I know Peter's
multiple cousins back home. So everyone loads up into the
car and we began the ninety to one hundred and
twenty minute trek through the in loss house. I use
my super broken major Asian language to make pleasantries for
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a few minutes before telling them to rest after their
long fight, after the long flight rest. No, these two
are having rapid fire hush discussion in the back seat.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Oh, in the in the car, in the language that
Opie can't quite understand, probably talking so major crap.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Oh dude, Oh yeah, they're they're they're complimenting her. Yeah,
oh wow, he's so great, She's so smart. No, my
spidy senses are tingling at this point. You know how
questions can more or less be determined in context when
listening to tonal language aka.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Those.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Ain't nothing good. The Niese cousin was shooting off question
after question after question, but it was too fast for
me to pick out more than just a word or two.
So I sent a text to Peter about the Niese cousin.
He's just as confused as I am. I am so
I call his dad.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Oh, I see you, I see you? Do you see you?
I don't see it, nice cousin. Is it really the
nice cousin? Or is it the neighbor love interest?
Speaker 2 (11:07):
You're right, you're right.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
The mother in law is bringing back up bride. Yes, yes,
no way, no way, the audacity, the baldness.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
I told you she's she is viewing this as her moment,
ready to throw it in another ic.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
You talk to me.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
Your name's Nie cousin. So she's a Nie or cousin of.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Peter, right? Am I reading that right? I don't think
they're actually related. I think that is a cover.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
But imagine maybe, dude, if that double whammie happens. Do
we got some Habsburg stuff all up in here? We
got some in some some Jamie and the other some
Lanister stuff going on? God, dude, I didn't. I didn't
know they had an Alabama in Asia.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
They had what is the Alabama of Asia? Let me know?
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Let us know. Chat put in the comments below. Ye
chat yet, chat chat. So I called him the father
in law. Then I hear him calling his mother Karen, y'all.
I can't I cannot even writing this out is making
me literally laugh with tears of anger. Wow, the most
and most of the anger is because I need to
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replace my brand new phone. Laugh with tears of angers.
So many emotions mixed to no one I that is
that is manic levels. We are we are We are
entering pure mother in law induced insanity. Yeah, Tim knew
this was not the niece cousin. This woman was brought
halfway across the world to marry my fiance.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
And the fiance seemingly agree.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Does he know the father in law? The father in
law is in on it, but the fiance doesn't know.
As far as we know right now, Peter Peter doesn't know.
This is why Peter Psycho dials his mother. Tim never
told Peter, so Peter didn't know he was innocent. Peter's
trying to call me too now, But I have this
crappy policy of not answering while I'm driving. Just as
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we're passing a shopping center, I know that Karen absolutely
loves She pipes up and asks if we can stock,
if we can if we can stop your hero. Not
knowing what was going on, obliges figuring I could stretch
my legs and call Peter back to see what was happening.
We turn in park and Karen and the niece cousin
quote unquote disappear into the mall. At this point, I
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call Peter back and you guess what happened? You guessed correctly,
My idiot idiot fiance tells me his mother has brought
him a wife. Wait, so the so he he knew? No,
he he called his dad, Peter, Peter, he just found out.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
He just found out. Wait, so why is he an idiot?
Speaker 2 (14:02):
I don't know. Maybe we're we're maybe we're about to
see said that I should keep calm until they get
home so we can talk this out. Cousin niece wife
he's engaged, so she knows too, but only to a
Muslim terrorist.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Mm. Karen, Karen, M I see why the fiance be
fiance backup and Karen get along.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
You know.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Two birds of a feather, Oh.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
God like op he said, we need to uh do
something with those birds involving a stone, So apparently it's
not a big deal. Through the window, I see Karen
walking around piling things on this cousin niece wife. On
the other hand, I have my spineless fiance telling me
to bring his mother and this woman who knows he's
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engaged but still chose to fly across the world home,
and something snapped so really quick. I think the reason
why OPI said, oh, like, idiot, idiot fiance was he's like, hey,
let's all talk this out, and she's like, dude, like what.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Is there to talk out?
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Yeah, like she she's done these people away from me. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
This is We're not coming back from this.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Yeah, this is this is wild. So I hung up,
grabbed my crap out of the car, walked into the store,
and shoved my ring on Karen's fat stubby finger, handed
her the keys.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
And walked out. Wait. She she's getting rid of the ring. Yep,
but I but like did Peter. But Peter didn't know
she's getting rid of it. So she's like, oh, this
mother in law is too much. I don't care if
it's too much.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Didn't know.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
I'm getting out.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
I just got to get out, like it's just too much.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Let her win. Well, no, just kidding. Oh got you?
Oh dude, you got me, you got it, read ahead,
you got me.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
I did none of that. Instead, I started ugly crying
in the middle of the parking lot. Oh. I waited
like a giant baby until the duo came back, piled
high with a small country's per capita GDP's worth of shopping,
and suddenly drove them the rest of the way back
like the good chauffeur I was apparently born to play.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Oh God.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Now, as we neared home, this terrorist of a woman
asked me to stop for food. I suddenly went deaf
despite her screeching. We pulled into their driveway, where Peter
was pacing nervously while Tim was clearly chainsmoking a year's
worth of cancer sticks.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Now for the explosion.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Instead of greeting me, you know, his fiance, he immediately
went up to help the niece cousin future wife, walked
right past his actual wife to be and up to her.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Dude, what are you doing out? That feels like a choice,
That feels like good choice?
Speaker 2 (17:02):
The real Peter's coming out. Peter Piper picked a peckled
pepper of lameness. So I'm still in shock and I
don't fully process what's happening. As they're unloading everything from
the car, I finally snap. Karen is talking mad, mad
crap about me. This witch can't even say thank you,
and she's using her broken English, so NIE's wife cousin
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doesn't understand. I am quietly off to the side because
Mama didn't raise no hoodlum, raging at future dear husband
who does absolutely nothing to stop her. Y'all know that
moment when you just don't want to deal with it anymore. This,
this is that moment. I'm done. I'm actually done. This
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man is doing nothing to stop his mother from calling
me a dumb witch, which whatever lady witches get paid.
Hope he's a great writer, and he seems more concerned
about his wife cousin niece Peter is hurriedly whispering for
me to behave to.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Behave to behave? How about everyone else in this story?
And also her like op just being like I cannot
believe this. You need to stand up for me. Yes,
you need to also stand by my side instead of niece, neighbor,
cousin that that you are with. That's not that's not overreacting.
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That's just stating your knee, dude to the which which
in a direr desperate time, I mean behave. Oh okay,
I feel like this is this is the end. This
is the end of the relationship.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
This is the end, and I mean, just what of
I get it. She's like, this is the moment where
is done?
Speaker 1 (18:49):
I get it.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Yeah, this would be insane.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
I would have been done earlier. I feel like that
fiance hasn't really stood up at all.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Yeah, she's she's she's given him, like, probably given him
way more chances than they actually deserve. I walk up
to this woman, go to shake her hand, and I
slip my effing beautiful ring right onto her finger. Woa
this time, this time for real? Okay, okay, this is
not this is not an imaginable scenario.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Week.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
My spare car keys are in my purse and my
dry and my car is in the driveway. So off
I go, after making sure to back over their backs.
I don't know if I would do that. Opie's that's
gonna just at least.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
The hounds on you.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
Yeah, but Colly, these people, I understand why you did it. Yes, yes,
future ex. Dear husband is pounding on my door, so
I literally throw my phone out of the window and
drive off. Three hundred percent done, all of it, just done.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
So now I'm home to a dozen emails from my
ex fiancee asking me to call him. I just wrote
back telling him to leave me alone, filtered all of
his emails to spam, and deactivated my one social media profile.
We are about to inter Update number two. Oh my god,
we're not even That was just update one. We are
not even not even halfway done.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Ah with this story, I am. I don't know how
there could be. I'm just I was just hoping, for
oh Pea's sake, there wouldn't be more. Yeah, this is
so hard, yep, I just don't understand what, How could
it get worse? How could it get worse?
Speaker 2 (20:26):
What more insane things can happen that are not worse
than what's already happened. Although although one thing to point out, Yeah,
this might be we're at the bottom, We're at the
trough right right, We're at the bottom of the valley.
Really nowhere else to go but up from here.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
I mean, I could I could think of other things
that would be terrible, like what like the mother in law,
like the house or apartment is in his name, and
then she gets kicked out, and then the niece cousin
takes the house and starts living with them, and then
they're actually super happy and then they post on social
media like, oh my god, look how happy we are.
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They get married, have kids, a perfect little family. Then
Op finds out she's infertile, can never have another child,
and she really wanted it. I think there's ways it
could be worse. I hope that doesn't happen. Though it
was a little quick man. That reality was was was
so cold I had to take my jacket off. That is.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Oh wow, let's pray that doesn't happen. Update number two,
O God. When we last left off, my ex mother
in law Karen gotta love an ex mother in law
had brought home an import wife for my ex fiance Peter.
Friend reference below is Peter's best friend. He is my FM.
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We know what FM is, future future mate?
Speaker 1 (21:50):
You all right? All right?
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Friendly man.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Hey, I'm not advocating for that kind of revenge, but
I mean it happens. It happened.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
I mean, hey, there we go, so we'll call it.
We'll call him best friend. He has hated ex in
laws since childhood.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
I moved on to cutting myself out of the larger
friend group. As some people think I overreacted, sane and
I asked them to not take a side until they
knew everything. As for Import Bride, they're going back to
the homeland next week. She's still here, according to friend Karen,
and the Import are thickest thieves, got the import crazy.
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So save you're pity for this girl. She knew what
she was walking into.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Also bold to just be like, I mean like that
really takes some confidence to be like, hey, I'm showing up.
I know this guy has a fiance, but I just
got it like that. I'm gonna take her down.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
To that point. She is also still wearing my ring. Say,
I mean this person is terrible. Yeah, God, like.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
That is some. That is some some.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
This family is such a black hole of awfulness that
it's like you need to get in the Millennium Falcon
just go light speed away.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Yeah, you gotta get away. But there's part of me
that just is like how do you do it?
Speaker 2 (23:14):
It's like it's like how do you not geo? Right?
You know all those tapes you would watch, It's like
how do these lions call each other?
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Yeah? Exactly, passion, Yeah, it's it's it's interesting.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
It's it's like a phenomenon.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Yeah, it's it's like watching a boa constrictor strangle a rabbit.
It's like, Oh, I'm like, I'm I'm sad for the rabbit.
But wow, like what evolutionary UH path had to happen.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
For this kind of strength to exist an f one
Now friend made a crappy comment to her, and the
girl denied that it was my very custom ring. Whatever next,
now the real good crap. We haven't even gotten to
the juice yet. I guess, my god, we.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Haven't gotten to the juice, not even I feel like
I've been drinking juice all day.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
This week has been hell. Sorry if this is disjointed,
it's pieced together from what friend has updated me on
and what has happened to me. So Karen calls the
cops to report my with her son's quote unquote car stolen.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
See it gets worse. Yeah, I didn't even think about jail.
Didn't even think think about jail.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
God, oh my god. Now remember she barely speaks English.
The first two set of cops did not take her seriously,
and she struck gold with the third set. I got
to visit my work. She doesn't know where I live,
but she knows where I work by the police, and
it was embarrassing as all crap. The cops had a
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repo truck there too. It was a mess that took
a few hours to sort out since the cops were
aggressive ahole about it. Why were they aggressive a holes?
Because Karen has a black eye from who wtf? She
told them I punted her out and stole the call.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
And she is like, neighbor cousin, punch me right now, dude.
And the neighbor cousin does is like, oh, this will
be perfect or make up fake, fake, I throw some
water on her, Steve it's fake or not?
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Oh yeah, I would hope it's But dude, I mean
I I again, we all thought going into this from
like the first three sentences, like, oh, this is a
crazy Karen mother in law. She's out doing herself. She
is reaching new levels that Karen's have never reached before.
Friend is adamant that Peter knew nothing about this plan.
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Peter would know what a harmful act a charge would
mean for my career. Bad things, many bad things. I
straight up set I set the cops straight with all
the emails, voicemails like cetera, et cetera.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
So keep your receipts, Bravo, keep your receipts with crazy people,
and I gave them friends contact info.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Now the cops in our cities know what is going on,
so at least that's a relief if she decides to
keep escalating this, which she probably will, because I won
and she lost. Edit. It's also a brand new car
with no plates, so it's a little trickier to run
ownership at this point. I only own the car for
seven to ten days, so and I'm really assuming here
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the first two set of cops lost interest when she
didn't have a black eye and proof of ownership. Then
again assumption here the third set of cops decided this poor, hysterical, mistreated,
sweet innocent immigrant woman had been taking advantage of ergo
Opie's thinking. That's that's when this ballistical black guy. I
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am again assuming her story change in the thirty six
to forty eight hours or so all of this took place,
And I'm scratching my head about the black eye. I
think perhaps she fell or gave it to herself. She
of course had my full name, a photograph, and place
of work to make it very easy for them to
find me. Friend verified the black eye. She was sneaking
around avoiding him, perhaps to avoid getting a good look
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at her face. On top of all of this madness,
yesterday I received a demand letter from the mother and
father in law's attorney. Any guesses, chat, any comments, he's
getting suit?
Speaker 1 (27:31):
What?
Speaker 2 (27:31):
What? What do you possibly possibly think they could.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Assuming her for can get worse again? I didn't think
of jail. I didn't think of a lawsuit. Yep. I
did think of the infertility thing, but I don't think
that's gonna happen. Oh wait, if like NIE's cousin can't
get a baby, everyone is like, I'm like, how can
it be worse? Everyone can have babies.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
That's true.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Yeah, that's that is That is one way, the one
wy Yeah, there's there's another way.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Unfortunately, there is an infinite wormhole of.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
Things can get worse.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Yes, but we're hoping, we're hoping to hit the bottom
for the bounce back.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
So yeah, that's what we're We haven't quite hit bottom yet.
It's it just kept getting worse apparently.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
You know what.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Actually, I will give Opie this. We are bouncing back
from bottom by getting fiance away. This is true that
we've we've made the big move. We've made a big move.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Yeah, the lawsuit was over four pages long, and I
really hope they enjoyed paying the lawyer to write it
since now I'm just going to turn this into a
billing war for them. Oh, I've written my first no
contact letter and sent it by registered mail. They and
their lawyers have received it. Three no contact letters and breaches.
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Then I can file for intimidation and a restraining worm. Wow,
so I guess wherever they're located. As long as you
like put in writing like hey, like don't don't contact me,
or I guess a legal no contact order, then that
can like escalate to a restraining work. I mean honestly
at this point, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
That's what it's needed. I mean you're there, they're coming
at you with like everything.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
Yes, and this is just the beginning, Like it's this
whole tirade just happened. That the split just happened. So
if they get if they get time to cook, don't
let them cook. Yeah, don't let them go.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
I think, like ruin what they're cooking before they have
a time to finish it.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Yes, turn off the stove. Turn off the stove, turn
the stove off. Now, ex mother in law has also
found out a way to contact my mother, and that
didn't end so well for Karen m My mother didn't
tell me until late last night, despite this taking place
over earlier in that week. Apparently I'm a thieving spicy dancer.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
Oh spicy dancer.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
It sounds like another one of Karen's infamous lies.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Come on co spicy dance.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Oh god. Now the conversation taxed the limits of her
English skills, and according to my sister in law, the
last four minutes of the call were essentially her ranting
in her native language, while my mom screamed back in
our native language.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
That's fun.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
God to love it. Edit. I realized ex mother in
law was on a text chain with my mother over
a year ago. That fact had slipped my mind. Now
Karen went to our wedding vendors to cancel the wedding,
but it had already been canceled. Then, when she discovers
that I had beaten her to the punch, she tried
to use the deposits for cousin wife niece.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
Oh, so are they actually getting married? Coven wife niece?
Is actually they're actually going through with it? And they are?
I mean, that has to be the worst karma in
history to rifle through the grave of all of your
wedding plans with the partner that you were supposed to
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get married to, and now you're doing it with your
backup wife.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Like, come on, their wedding venue is just gonna catch
on fire. Yeah, this is this is the worst juju.
Yeah I have I have ever seen. Also, are that
his cousin wife going to marry Peter?
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Of course?
Speaker 2 (31:08):
Right?
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Do we think?
Speaker 2 (31:09):
I mean?
Speaker 1 (31:09):
I think yes, I think.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
I'm still I'm gonna say, you know, I'm kind of
still holding out hope for no holding out why I
don't know. I don't want Op to be married to Peter. No, no,
God No, I'm hoping they get married and make each
other miserable. They're perfect for each other. Is she getta
marry Peter or not?
Speaker 1 (31:26):
Not Op?
Speaker 2 (31:27):
But uh, cousin wife, let us know what you think.
Two of the vendors had yet to initiate the refund
on the deposits, and one of the vendor's assistants didn't
understand what was going on and gave Karen the deposit
refund check.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
That's got to be illegal. That's gotta be illegal, right
because Karen's Karen stealing? Because it's not under Karen's name, right.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
Yeah, it's we don't know for a fact, but I'm
sensing that, like Op was involved in the painters something
I think. So I think I think that's where we're headed. Yeah,
I think that's where we're headed. So this could be good,
This could be great. Act I got a frantic call
early in the morning from the vendor, then made a
call straight to the friend. Yesterday, the friend swung by
the excell Law's house, which is how he saw the
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ring and got some other info and retrieved the check
from Tim. Okay, so I mean, you know what, which
maybe that's for the for the best, you know, because
Op gets her money back and then just again one
less tie.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
Yeah, thing to do.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
Apparently Tim has major regrets about the whole situation.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
Major regrets about importing a backup wife.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Where were Where were these thoughts? Where were these feelings?
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Tim? Where were they? Obviously not in his head, probably
in his lower head.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
They were they were they were back in the homeland.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
Okay, they were back.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
He was storing all of his sense back in the homeland,
and bro just I finally flew out the right thing
and now has some sense.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
But hey, way too late, dude, way too late, so
way too late, so late. You know what I think.
I think backup wife was smoking, but just like dumb
as rocks and not interesting, and so he was like
getting shown all these pictures like dude, look how fire
backup wife looks and from your homeland. Oh, you're gonna
be so happy, and then realizes no brain connection, no
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brain connection, and it's like, oh, no, I made a
huge mistake. I want a lady who's just more than
a hot bod. I want a brain connection because that's
what's really important.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
Oh yeah, Sam is all about brain. Let me tell
you something, Samuel Donner, I am about brain. He is
about brain, about brain. Let him know.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
I am about brain.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
An intellectual man. Yeah, he loves brain. He loves brain.
I love brain. Well, Sam's brain aside, let's get back
to Tim's brain. I hope it's working. I'm also just
super quick conspiracy theory. Tim's getting divorce, Karen. I'm just
throwing it out. Oh I think so.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
I think that termite spine has it in him.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
I think he's just gonna like eventually realize after because
she's gonna do all these crazy schemes and he's gonna
be like, I get tired. I'm tired, and she's gonna
want to keep going. He's like, no, that's what I'm thinking.
I hope so you heard it here first. Tim has
major regrets about the whole situation. I told friend the
man should have major regrets about his whole life. Tim
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handed over the check without a fire. Okay, that's good.
Now onto friend's other updates. Karen is cooking something up.
She was walking around the house muttering to herself. The
cousin wife looks like death. She's been crying daily, but
clearly they've been shopping away their sadness. Tim seems removed
from the situation, and not a one of them has
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heard from Peter all week.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
He spoke to.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
Friend once in an attempt to get through to me
and flipped when he heard about the cop situation. So
good for him, I guess for deciding to have a spine.
But too little, too la. There's a lot of too late.
That's right, edits friend just texted me. Now Peter hasn't
shown up to work, hasn't been back to his condo,
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and isn't answering any calls. I am now torn between
caring and not caring, and we have the third updates.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
Ah, I mean I feel like you've been given enough
to not care. Yes, I think that is. I think
you've been sucked into this vortex of just like a
cesspool of tar. Just yeah, And I think you need
to get out of it and let his family deal
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with that.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
You know, one hundred percent agree.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
This is just.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
Like a snippet of their relationship. This is like the
like it was just right before the fallout. What about
all the times before? Like OPI has probably had to
deal with so much from his family, and she just
deserves to like remove herself and invest in her own
happiness and just rebuild her life.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
Ray says, Op nine, your monkeys, I think I agree,
get out of the circus.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
Yeah, yeah, throw those clears. He probably feels terrible.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
He probably feels terrible and wants to just hiding a
hermit hole because he realized he messed up his whole life.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
M M.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
You know, and you know, let him let him figure
that out, that out on his own.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
He's got to learn the lesson. He's got to learn
the lesson. Honestly, Hey, it's John here. We're gonna get
back to this episode, but a quick three minute break
with aser more sponsors. But we have a third updates.
So because I'm not allowed to refer to the to
the Bride as imports, I guess I'll call her a
new woman. There we go, Ringsting aka the Bride Importer
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aka nominee for Any of the Year aka Karen is
halfway out my butt right now. Peter has yet to
resurface for her, but he is in contact with his
best friend, the friend we've been talking about. So she's
convinced I've unlived him and I'm hiding his body.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
She doesn't stop, She just doesn't stop.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
Friend had Peter call the police to do the whole
I'm alive and my mother here's crazy thing. Didn't know
that was a thing. And yet I still had a
local law enforcement officer show up at my work again.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
Dude, she's gonna get her fired. Like this is so bad?
I mean, but you could couldn't you sue the mother
in law at that point for leading to your wrongful termination?
Something like that?
Speaker 2 (37:23):
Yeah, something like that. Also, the restraining order, we don't
know if that's it's that been broken. It seems like
there's something we could do here. If it all goes
wow something. That just a reminder. You know, love is
a beautiful thing. But if someone can't keep their crazy
family at bay, then you're marrying into that family and
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you're getting a little piece of them, your whole relationship.
And I think that is just as good of a
reason and a relationship as the partner itself being terrible.
At the end of the day, it's gonna cause your
life to be this. Yeah, that's the bottom line.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Look at but you want that job? You don't want that,
So no, I.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
Have not spoken to Peter, and I don't care to.
Karen's lawyer sent me another nasty letter with a lawsuit
attached to it, threatening to file it if I didn't
pay Karen the money she's convinced that I owe her.
Who's this lawyer? Yeah, yeah, dude, get a job. I mean, honestly,
this dude is like, she's gonna send me on this
endless goose chase our paper, yeah, our haaper whatever. It
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was a fun, thirty to forty page read that has
so little merit. I think my dog would have more
of a standing to sue me with.
Speaker 1 (38:36):
Thirty to forty pages. Man is printing that, Yeah, hornting.
This lawyer is like, yeah, his kids are going to
going to Harvard. Yeah, full ride from daddy. So I
wrote back, Lowell, that's it. That's great. I love sorry,
I love it. I love the idea of writ writing
back like with like you know a fancy stikeure, it's
(39:00):
in a's in an envelope, you send it out and
they just open it up that it just says well.
Speaker 2 (39:07):
Karen has been calling me daily to rant and broken
English about what a witch I am. I changed my number,
but she got my new number from the idiot front
desk at work. Literally every time she calls, I fire
off a no contact letter to her and her lawyer.
She has also contacted my realtor claiming to be an
interested buyer for my condo, and generally disrupted the open house.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
Wow, can't you sue for damages?
Speaker 2 (39:32):
Maybe she's building her case up. Yeah, maybe the realtor
had to call the cops to have her removed. It's
been a yah dang circus. Now my plans to move
have been slightly screwed up, so I'm going to be
super cautious. I have seen her and a suspected flying
monkey at least once this week, someone who's gonna feed
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some information.
Speaker 1 (39:54):
They live far away and she does not drive.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
So I'm trying to figure out what the heck is
going on and working on a protective order of some kind.
But I'm not here for this, BS. I have some
juicy gossip for you, lamas hot goss. Oh God, give
it to us. The cousin wife got on a plane
and went back home. Oh, tail between the legs. He's gone.
Speaker 1 (40:18):
She's out of here.
Speaker 2 (40:20):
Yeah, I mean, like legally, how long could she stay?
This would be like a h's say type situation. Yeah,
that the three month visa and then she's back out
of here. Friend offered to take her to the airport
to make sure this happened. Karen doesn't drive, and Tim
has made himself scarce. Now, so now I know the
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full story of just how crazy Karen.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
Wait. So again, just to put this into context, everything
that we've seen so far is, Oh, he's perspective of
the tip of the iceberg of the crazy Karen. Now
we're going below the water and we're see in the
ninety we're seeing the bottom of the ice Oh, dude,
I don't know if I'm ready. I don't know if
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I can handle that much Iceberg.
Speaker 2 (41:07):
I don't think anyone on this earth can handle that.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
Yeah, we're gonna be split open like the Titanic. Oh, God,
gonna be gushing with water.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
For your amusements, I present Ringsting in the abridge Tale
of the import Bride Amazing Peter is missing an action.
Karen's time out in the Motherland led her to using
a matchmaker for her precious Pronounce it right, jing yang
(41:35):
baobei jing.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
Come on, come on the total language. You gotta you
gotta make sure way way put it on.
Speaker 4 (41:42):
Yeah, No boo balbe boo, dang balbe Yeah, xing yang
baobe Ah, you gotta do the u babe.
Speaker 2 (41:54):
Bow o bay I crushed it. Let me know how
well I did in the comments below. A suitable wife
so trying to try to find her precious boot boy,
A suitable wife.
Speaker 1 (42:02):
Can you say that again?
Speaker 4 (42:03):
No?
Speaker 2 (42:04):
It is this matchmaker that introduced Karen to the new
woman's family. Karen laid on the tail that they lived
in the top American city with many properties and investments.
That Karen's son aka my ex had an assistant apparently
me who was madly in love with him, but developmentally disabled, Briley,
(42:30):
check in with me here, what's happening. What's happening? Brother?
Speaker 3 (42:35):
What's going on with I'm just enjoying every sentence ops Riding.
This is the best author I've had already.
Speaker 2 (42:42):
The son was doing the right thing by allowing this
woman to live at her fantasy until he could find
his perfect wife. Now, Karen also calls X. We can't
figure out if it was her nephew or her friend's son,
because it was not X. His mother tongue is atrocious
and oh. So basically, basically she planted like one of
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her like her nephew or something, and it was like, oh,
pretend to be my son, so we can like lure
her over here. And so the nephew posing, yes, yes,
wait another nephew. So yeah, she she got some some
some young young strapping man or whatever to answer the phone,
pretending he was Peter to convince this woman like, oh, no,
I'm gonna be with you.
Speaker 1 (43:25):
You can come over, it's okay. Oh, so the woman
wasn't actually in on it, So back up, fiance.
Speaker 2 (43:33):
She know.
Speaker 1 (43:35):
She They did say earlier that she knew that that
he was engaged, but maybe maybe she didn't actually know
and Opie was like assuming because I think.
Speaker 2 (43:45):
Yes, this is the full this is the full story,
so maybe this Yeah, now we're getting the actual truth
where it's like maybe.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
Like maybe OPI assumed or whatever. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (43:54):
Cousin wife's defense, she was basically completely bamboozled herself. She
popped on the phone with this guy and he's like, hey,
come over to the States, like I want to marry you.
But it was completely not him. It was BS and
this X again not the actual ex Peter and the
woman's and the new woman's father have a discussion about things.
The new woman's father liked what he heard because of
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many reasons, including Karen and Tim's social standing in their province,
so she needs to go, and her father basically gave
her a two week heads up that she has a
husband in the US now literally A cousin wife's dad
was like, oh, yeah, you're you're engaged. You're gonna be married.
Speaker 1 (44:32):
There's something nice about that, you know, dude.
Speaker 2 (44:34):
I'm telling you, we got to get you a matchmaker. Bro, Dude,
it would that would be I would I would do.
Speaker 1 (44:40):
That, dude.
Speaker 2 (44:40):
I'm trying. I want to be one one day, you crush.
That's true, you do be trying to match make over there.
I'll try. I just need to meet new people. Yeah,
I just need to meet the people and then I can.
The new woman goes on to tell friend that during
the whole flight, Karen is showing her photos of X,
talking about his six at his success, et cetera, et cetera.
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The new woman had the foresight to ask if X
was involved with anyone, and Karen let it slip that, oh,
he's actually engaged. But she doesn't matter, So she did know.
So she did know, but did find out. But like
Karen's just you know, trying to brush it on the
other rock. Yeah, it's it's it's not a big deal
right now, just you know, goalie, but very weak goalie,
(45:22):
absolutely insane. Now, the new woman couldn't do much at
this point, given that she's already sitting on the plane,
so she does not know that she but at this
point she still didn't know that. She never really spoke
to the ex Peter. She thinks she did, yeah, and
he was like, oh, like I want you. So she
was just as flustered by me as I was by her.
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But no apologies were to be had, and she still
had my babe, I mean my ring. Karen took her
shopping to buy her silence, but the new woman broke
down and called her father the night before the flight.
A part of me feels bad because she is so
young and very sheltered. Father was understandably livid, and friend
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asked the new woman to update him about what happens
when she gets home. So now the friend is basically
in communication with a cousin wife to like she's out
of here. He's like, she's like broken down, Like what
a sham? You know, I came out here for nothing.
Speaker 1 (46:21):
Yeah, I'll be pissed too. Yeah, dude, I think I'm
getting bowed up.
Speaker 2 (46:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (46:26):
And then all of a sudden, it's all a ruse.
Speaker 2 (46:29):
Could you imagine? Maybe an hour ago, Friend gives me
the download. Her father called Karen and laid into her.
He's threatening to sue in the Motherland and has already
started to create some havoc for her and Tim. She's
being shipped off to Europe for a while to learn
English plus get an education. Oh, this is the this
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is the cousin wife. She's only nineteen. By the way,
X and I are in our early to mid thirties.
Speaker 1 (46:56):
Whoa age difference, Yeah, defer red Golley. Oh that's a lot.
That's a lot. That's a lot.
Speaker 2 (47:04):
So Karen decided to try to retaliate against the father
and may or may not have sent hitman after Hima.
Speaker 1 (47:12):
Whoa whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa.
Speaker 2 (47:13):
Hear me out, hear me out, hear me out, hear
me out here man, Okay, go go go go.
Speaker 3 (47:17):
Guess who has a freaking life insurance policy for him?
Speaker 1 (47:22):
Oh? Wait, yeah, sending hitman. So you're thinking that the
male order bride's parents put a life insurance policy on
the uh op's fiance's parents.
Speaker 2 (47:43):
It's it's Karen. So Karen. Allegedly Karen was the one
who ordered the hit. Yeah yeah, on the father.
Speaker 1 (47:51):
So she so wait, Karen ordered wait, Karen ordered to wait.
Speaker 2 (47:54):
Wait wait.
Speaker 1 (47:55):
Karen ordered a hit on the fiance's father. On the
cousin wife father, Oh okay, yes, Karen ordered a hit
on cousin wife's father. Cousin wife was threatening legal action
on Karen. So Karen's like getting like the the the
equivalent of the local yakuza.
Speaker 2 (48:17):
Yeah on him. Well, so, cousin wife's dad back back
in the home home Homeland is sus He's stirring up
all kinds of stuff, like assuming like all of that jazz.
Speaker 1 (48:26):
So she's like, Karen's like, oh that's funny. Wow. Yikes, bro.
Speaker 2 (48:32):
At this point, Karen has to go to like real jail,
for real jail we've talked about, oh jail. No, this
is like legitimate, real world prison. Also, Valakri says Karen's
got money. Yeah, they're probably. I mean they said they
had great social standing in their province, So not only
do they have money, but they also got mob connections. Dude,
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this is.
Speaker 1 (48:57):
Yike hits on people.
Speaker 2 (48:59):
I don't even know who to call for that, right,
are you throwing us off your scent?
Speaker 1 (49:03):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (49:04):
This is all insane. This woman has lost all of
her grip on reality. Anyways, I thought this would be
a nice snack. I may not have updates for a
while as I'm trying to expedite my transfer and move great.
I had some other crazy stories about this nutcase, but
they're more BC ish and too heavily involved X to
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be appropriate for this sub And ladies and gentlemen, there's
another update.
Speaker 1 (49:29):
You're kidding, and you're kidding. This is the final update
in the saga. Hey, it's sam' ready to get back
to these stories. But here's three minutes of ads from
our sponsors.
Speaker 2 (49:39):
Are you ready for update four boys?
Speaker 1 (49:42):
I am ready.
Speaker 2 (49:43):
Let's go. So, y'all, thank you for the kind of
supportive messages in the wake of this haphazard nightmare creature
called my ex mother in law, Karen has more or
less disappeared. Disappeared after my emergency restraining order was granted.
Thank god, thank god, law enforcement finally took her nonsense
seriously after she tried to gain access to my apartment
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for the fourth time in ten days. I am not
living there and have not since everything started to happen.
But between security cameras and the front deck front desk
guard statements, she was pinned. Idiot woman. We don't know
what she was planning to do. She didn't show up
to court, but her attorney did. The judge was not
(50:25):
amused and her attorney and her attorney said he did
not even know where she is. What Karen, Yeah, the
attorney doesn't. Karen's attorney doesn't know.
Speaker 1 (50:33):
Where Karen came. I think Karen skipped down. Karen's gone
gone on the land Karen's gone back to the homeland
to avoid jail time in the US.
Speaker 2 (50:42):
True might even face jail time back home now with
all that she's doing, I mean, baby, with her mob ties,
she can you can just ice anyone that gets in
her way. Oh leave bro Well, Karen was outside with
the flying monkey that I saw her with before. I
asked the courts police to help me figure out who
he is, and after some back and forth, it came
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out that he is her nephew, a nephew.
Speaker 1 (51:08):
That doesn't exist.
Speaker 2 (51:10):
Wait wait, wait, wait.
Speaker 3 (51:13):
I got the chair pulled out from under me.
Speaker 1 (51:14):
Wait say that again, wait say it again.
Speaker 2 (51:16):
After some back and forth, it came out that the
flying monkey was her nephew, a nephew that doesn't exist.
Which flying monkey this is? Uh, he's been referenced very lightly.
But there was, like, you know, a guy that was
running around and whispering. Possibly the man that cousin wife
was on the phone with that was pretending to be
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Peter convince her to get out.
Speaker 1 (51:39):
Possible doesn't exist. So who is this person? We don't know.
Speaker 2 (51:42):
It seems like he's not actually the nephew, but hmm, man,
so no one really knows who he is, and that
made me even more paranoid. My friend asked my ex Peter,
is that my flying monkey? Oh? Oh yeah, I guess
which is the friend? Yeah, so my monkey, the friend
asked my ex Peter. And Peter doesn't know and still
(52:05):
has not seen his mother, but he has seen his father.
Now my paranoia was justified as he was then seeing
trying to access my building by pretending to be my
ex Peter.
Speaker 1 (52:19):
So did she like get makeup on and put on
a wig and like wear some some cool hoodie dude
to the thirty year old aer wearing these days, he's.
Speaker 2 (52:28):
Got he's got a full full disguise.
Speaker 1 (52:30):
You know.
Speaker 2 (52:31):
I think they were banking on some people not being
able to tell Asian men aparts.
Speaker 1 (52:36):
Ha, gotcha.
Speaker 2 (52:39):
I'm not sure, but police were notified and given security footage.
No one knows who he is yet. I'm just glad
that my moving truck is coming tomorrow and I will
be gone this week now. Her attorney approached me to
try and settle the lawsuit. Karen's gonna try paying off, dude.
You better you better charged through the roof for this.
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At this point, I'm like eight, I've sustained life damnity,
you almost got me like fired, you almost like broke
into my house, and I just you, Wow.
Speaker 1 (53:13):
You've tried to You've not only ruined my relationship, but
you are consistently trying to ruin my life for months now, yes, months.
Speaker 2 (53:21):
Probably maybe even years from the whole relationship that they've had, which,
by the way, this lawsuit has not been filed yet.
Still nice to know he knows he will be laughed
out of courts. I think he knows I filed an
ethics complaint against him and will be updating with the
I don't know where she is Shenanigan's he polled with
the judge. Now, Karen's claim is that I owe her
(53:42):
and Tim a large sum of money for business deals
that did not come to fruition.
Speaker 1 (53:48):
Whoo waait, so the lawyer is asking to settle out
of court for op to pay hair and money.
Speaker 2 (53:56):
Yes, actually, yes, the audacity. That's crazy again. I think
these are like business deals, Like, lawyer, where do you think.
I guess he's just collecting speak. Yeah, he's like paying
me for a thousand hours for to makes sense. Yeah,
all of that on top of some other seriously idiotic
claim that I stole money and defrauded them. It's hog
(54:19):
crap and she's just doing this to torment me. Now
my attorney is unconcerned, but I just want this woman
to go away, and her pattern of repeated escalation is
not too encouraging. This is what she wants for me
to wear down and pay her to go away now
knowing her she's trying to burn me out of cash
(54:40):
before I burn her out. Joke's on her, really, My
Flying Monkey's updates are essentially centering around this woman continuing
to attempt to import brides for the son who is
no longer speaking to her. There is another woman who
has been conned onto a flight, and Flying Monkey's wife's
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another woman another Oh my god again, this is like,
this is the friend that has been feeding her information,
so that friend's wife's cousin is now roped into helping
for spring festival things and heard all about Oh my god.
Friend's wife's cousin is an extremely kind young woman that
(55:22):
she told my friend's wife after everything happened and I
just found.
Speaker 1 (55:26):
Out about it.
Speaker 2 (55:27):
This new offering is due to arrive sometime in early
summer and will be living with the ex in laws
Karen is suffering under the delusion that her son will
return to her bosom, maybe even to her uterus. Who
knows what these women.
Speaker 1 (55:42):
Golly, yeah, Karen really just wants them to crawl up
in there.
Speaker 2 (55:47):
Yeah, oh my god. Karen is still running her mouth
about me, this time telling her group of friends that
I attacked her, stole money from them, and stole money
from X. Lots of tutting and general comments about my
ethnic origin were to be had. As far as the
issues back home, my friend wasn't able to find out
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too much for fear of being outed, but has chatted
with the original cousin wife's first attempt once. A couple
of Tim's businesses slashed on property have been caught up
in the turmoil in their home city. So like back
back home, all like all these businesses, these properties he got,
it's it's looking good, it's looking back.
Speaker 1 (56:29):
God.
Speaker 2 (56:29):
It's unclear if Tim has tried to go back to
clear everything up, but it is clear that the problems
will not go away without sufficient monetary payments, which makes
sense why Karen is going so hard on collecting from
me if you think about it, which that method of like, oh,
we're losing our like properties in business back home. Let's
sue you with an invisible lawsuits. I mean, it's not
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gonna work. It's not gonna work.
Speaker 1 (56:51):
Just makes you know you are delusional. I am confused
how they made all these stories and how they are,
how they made all these businesses and are like as
in high social standing as they are, because they seem
legitimately absolutely bonkers.
Speaker 2 (57:06):
Dude. It's it's almost as delusional as hearing a incredible
banger episode like this and not running over to Spotify
Apple Podcasts in your favorite podcast app and just hurriedly
typing in Okay story Time to Binger whole cap.
Speaker 1 (57:19):
Yeah, it would be like not crazy because we have
what over like fifty days of content, fifty two days,
they say, fifty two. They do say that. That's what
they say. You should go to Okay Storytime right now
wherever you get your podcasts.
Speaker 2 (57:32):
So are we ready to get into the grand finale?
Speaker 1 (57:35):
I am so ready.
Speaker 2 (57:37):
I'll step in to me just a brief update, since
so many kind people ask for one. I'm otherwise doing well.
I'm keeping my head down, living that parent, living that
paranoid life out of not staying in one place for
more than a day or two. Oh god, this is
could you imagine? Gikes, Karen might be able to find me,
but at least I'm going back to my home turf. Jesus,
(58:00):
welcome to fight me there. Edit to add the moving
company just left with no issues. Okay, we're getting our
little epilogue here.
Speaker 1 (58:07):
Yeah, you deserve peace. Die deserve so much.
Speaker 2 (58:13):
And I bumped my flight up by a couple of days.
I will see you all on the other side. And
is that where that ends?
Speaker 1 (58:20):
That's it? Baby, Now that was a saga.
Speaker 2 (58:29):
Wow, I'm kind of speechless. Man.
Speaker 1 (58:32):
I feel like we had this thing blow up, but
there had to have that had like been like red
flag suggesting all this behavior before the moment that Peter
opiece fiance. It was like, I'm on board with a
mi new backup fiance imported from another country. Like, like,
I feel like there had to be moments where the
(58:53):
Karen was crazy. This doesn't come out of the blue,
you know.
Speaker 2 (58:56):
Yeah. I feel like we got plopped right right at
the point where she had been dealing with so much.
Speaker 1 (59:02):
Bull Yeah yeah, and she's just but I guess, like,
like the lesson here is, yes, don't let it get
to this point. Listen to the red flags before so
you don't have to deal with this.
Speaker 2 (59:15):
Run away from the terrible racist families, y'all just get
out of there and in now. The partners that are
are not defending you or like doing jack to.
Speaker 1 (59:27):
Help you, not doing jack step jacking it.
Speaker 2 (59:30):
Oh god, Well that's what's gonna have to do because
no one's gonna make it.
Speaker 1 (59:33):
Oh yeah, thank god, thank god. But that's where that
story ends. That's it end this episode. Wow. So if
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My mother in law picked a bride for my fiance
after we got engaged.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Hey, she just wants a backup, you know. Ooh, poor timing. Well.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Around Thanksgiving a couple of years ago, I decided to
formally introduce my significant other to my very melodramatic, emotional,
and expressive Middle Eastern family. This more or less went well,
with the expected side eye from my older brothers and
questions about babies from my mom. By the way, this
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shosh Okay story timsubrendoo. So let's paint the cast here.
We got we got a little cast, all right. So
we have a significant other Peter, future father in law Tim,
and then the future mother in law Karen.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Uh oh, we got a Karen. The story alert Alert Alert.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
We already know what's gonna go down, Ladies and gentlemen.
During dinner, he sent some photos to his parents. This
is the significant other Peter Peter, who neither care about
nor wants to participate in Western holidays and had been invited.
The first thing she responded with was that my whole
family looked like a gathering of terrorists.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Oh oh, this is a future mother in law. Yep,
my goodness, yep.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
But she has so quickly.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Earned her name. I mean, the only one terrorizing is you.
You're putting a bomb in this relationship right now.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Listen, Karen, we need to we need to lock you
up somewhere that I'm.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Not gonna mention. Okay, guatonimo right now?
Speaker 2 (01:49):
You know you know he said so which Okay, I
mean we say this all the time anyways, but really,
oh god, we say wait, we'll say about themselves. Okay,
I mean we say this all the time anyways. But
I don't know if they're saying like this, is they're
saying them joking about themselves or what's going on here?
Speaker 1 (02:10):
But yeah, maybe it's like like only they can say
that kind of thing.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Yeah, the jury is still out, but Peter's significant other
got on the phone with her to chew her out
and my Asian language is just strong enough to pick
up the gist. Then she responded that he should not
be with a fat terrorist.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
I needed to.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Come home immediately to meet the neighbor's nice daughter. Wow,
whoa I mean, in laws are We're already three sentences
in absolutely crazy.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
But it's you know, like I feel like this is
this is like a little bit too much, too late,
Like you missed the boat. You know, you can't introduce
the neighbor's hot girl. Oh you know at the wedding.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Not in her mind, dude, that actually the wedding is
the perfect time.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
I guess because it's the last because it is the
last chance you get, and just put her in the dress.
I guess she was hoping. She was hoping it would
end on its own accord and act. She's like, oh, wow,
we're getting to the finish line. I better trip some
people up. She I think, I think we're throwing some hail.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Mary's right, yeah, and wow, mother in law, I'm I'm flabbergasted.
She said that he needed he needed to come home
to meet the neighbor's nice daughter, who was home for
the holiday. This did not happen. He didn't want to
see he didn't see them for two weeks after that conversation. Okay,
so maybe a little phone lock screen putting him a
time out going on.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Okay, that's good. Well, we like we like the teared boundaries.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Yeah, I mean there needs to be a confrontation immediately. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
So let's fast forward in our intercultural love story to
last year. When Peter and I decided it was, you know,
about time to get this party to the next.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Eleven gay married fun party.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
He talked to his parents. Tim father in law was
mostly okay, but wouldn't you know, Karen, the mother in
law had a complete mental break.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
I mean we already know this. I mean she called
your whole family terrorists.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Yes, it is. It is. Karen has made it extremely
clear what she thinks and feels.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Yeah, I I I feel like this was his par
for the course. You know, dude, you should expect this.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
I'm Karen. Unfortunately, yes, unfortunately, Yes, she lost her ever
loving mind, proceeded to scream emotions are not his family
strong suit, and said she would be disowning her only
son Q. The next nine months of nearly daily love bombing,
creepy text messages, and emails and randomly showing up at
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Peter's apartment in the middle of the night until he
went full no contact with his mom and Tim and
Tim the father in law shipped her back to their
homeland to calm down for a few months.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
This is crazy. The ship back to the homeland is crazy.
That is bro Rumba returned to charge point kind of. Oh,
they said, can I get a refund? That's insane?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Wow. I mean, I guess it's like time, but I've
never seen this in the history of the show. Send
them back to the homeland to reset.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
I mean, what better place than the you know what,
you catch some Za's brother.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Oh my god, I mean at that point, like, I
don't know, we might.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Have tell me you wouldn't feel better after wrestling some
gators for.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
A couple of months. I mean that's yeah, that does
bring me a lot of peace. I can't lie. That's
my happy place now. I mean, because clearly I was
a terrorist. I was a terrorist all along. Right, we
have an updates. We are so so far from the
end of the story. We have so much much more
to go.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Oh wow, I mean, like I think we're doing everything
right here right. Yeah, in terms of not in terms
of the mother in law being racist and all that,
but in terms of Ope and their significant other putting
a lot of boundaries on the mother in law. I
feel like I feel like Ope's fiance is choosing her
(06:21):
over the mother.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
That's yes, yes, yes, that's what it seems like. And
you know, we we got I feel like thrust just
in the middle of the this is the movie that
starts in the action scene and everyone's like running around,
things are blowing up. Yeah, like we got straight to
the action, uh with only a little bit of context.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
I am just having very uh low expectations for the
relationship with mother in law going forward, but but a
lot of hope with op and their significant other Peter.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Yeah, which is again they're choosing the relationship over the
racist mother in law, which is like good ground to
build up.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
This is this is this is the direction we can oh, yes,
this is this is it. So that's what I'm thinking.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
But yeah, let us know if you think they're they
should do anything differently. I feel like they're doing everything
right so far. Yes, but we have an updates.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
So this is so long, mainly because I am trying
to process this also a big thank you to the
fellow mother in laws who reached out to discuss their
own intercultural relationship issues just after my long post. Didn't
think i'd have anything to share again so soon. But
Karen calls father in law Tim while at the airport
in a big Asian city. It's the new niche industry.
(07:36):
So Tim is the father in law.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Father, Who's who?
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Karen's mother in law?
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Who's the what's Peter?
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Peter?
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Should I just say mother in law, father in law?
Speaker 1 (07:46):
We've already been.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Yeah, she has some health issues and a doctor's appointment,
so she wanted to come back. Father in law Tim
has only an occasional wooden termite riddled spot. Wow. Did
they watch the show?
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Yeah? This is great.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Wow, an occasional wooden termite riddled spine occasionally, so it
seems like it just barely. You know this, The little
twig got just up far up enough to maybe do
something major here. Now, for context, my major metropolitan area
has at least one, if not five, airports within a
certain radius. My god, she chose to land at an
(08:24):
airport and near me instead of near her own family,
which prompted a desperate call from Uhure Future x dear husband,
huge foreshadow whoa huge foreshadow.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Where I thought we were on the right track.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
We thought, but this is this is an action story.
We're getting straight to the gym.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
My god, that extra that is like the hero stumbling
out of the car with like bleeding and everything, and
it's like you're probably wondering how I got here, you know.
It's that energy he.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Just got like like Thor's hammer and then he just
got They were blasted back to the past, thrown in
the My gosh.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Yeah, Ali says, spoil a little at it, but I
think more like foreshadower. Yeah, like a little little or
maybe not foreshadowing, but like, uh, I don't know, a
little little tidbit, a little teaser.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Yeah, there's there's there's a lot going on in ladies
and gentlemen. He Peter was begging me to pick up
his mother. Now, in hindsight, kids, I'm an idiot, but
I had Peter's SUV and he had my sedan, so
I thought it was a unlive two birds with one
stone type situation. After idiotically agreeing to pick up Karen,
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I get to the airport only to find that she
has her niece in tow. Something didn't sit right with me,
because again it's like, why why is she here? I
should be picking you up, even though I know Peter's
multiple cousins back home. So everyone loads up into the
car and we began the ninety to one hundred and
twenty minute trek through the in loss house. I use
my super broken major Asian language to make pleasantries for
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a few minutes before telling them to rest after their
long fight, after the long flight rest. No, these two
are having rapid fire hush discussion in the back seat.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Oh, in the in the car, in the language that
Opie can't quite understand, probably talking so major crap.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Oh dude, Oh yeah, they're they're they're complimenting her. Yeah,
oh wow, he's so great, She's so smart. No, my
spidy senses are tingling at this point. You know how
questions can more or less be determined in context when
listening to tonal language aka.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Those.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Ain't nothing good. The Niese cousin was shooting off question
after question after question, but it was too fast for
me to pick out more than just a word or two.
So I sent a text to Peter about the Niese cousin.
He's just as confused as I am. I am so
I call his dad.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Oh, I see you, I see you? Do you see you?
I don't see it, nice cousin. Is it really the
nice cousin? Or is it the neighbor love interest?
Speaker 2 (11:07):
You're right, you're right.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
The mother in law is bringing back up bride. Yes, yes,
no way, no way, the audacity, the baldness.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
I told you she's she is viewing this as her moment,
ready to throw it in another ic.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
You talk to me.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
Your name's Nie cousin. So she's a Nie or cousin of.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Peter, right? Am I reading that right? I don't think
they're actually related. I think that is a cover.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
But imagine maybe, dude, if that double whammie happens. Do
we got some Habsburg stuff all up in here? We
got some in some some Jamie and the other some
Lanister stuff going on? God, dude, I didn't. I didn't
know they had an Alabama in Asia.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
They had what is the Alabama of Asia? Let me know?
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Let us know. Chat put in the comments below. Ye
chat yet, chat chat. So I called him the father
in law. Then I hear him calling his mother Karen, y'all.
I can't I cannot even writing this out is making
me literally laugh with tears of anger. Wow, the most
and most of the anger is because I need to
(12:22):
replace my brand new phone. Laugh with tears of angers.
So many emotions mixed to no one I that is
that is manic levels. We are we are We are
entering pure mother in law induced insanity. Yeah, Tim knew
this was not the niece cousin. This woman was brought
halfway across the world to marry my fiance.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
And the fiance seemingly agree.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Does he know the father in law? The father in
law is in on it, but the fiance doesn't know.
As far as we know right now, Peter Peter doesn't know.
This is why Peter Psycho dials his mother. Tim never
told Peter, so Peter didn't know he was innocent. Peter's
trying to call me too now, But I have this
crappy policy of not answering while I'm driving. Just as
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we're passing a shopping center, I know that Karen absolutely
loves She pipes up and asks if we can stock,
if we can if we can stop your hero. Not
knowing what was going on, obliges figuring I could stretch
my legs and call Peter back to see what was happening.
We turn in park and Karen and the niece cousin
quote unquote disappear into the mall. At this point, I
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call Peter back and you guess what happened? You guessed correctly,
My idiot idiot fiance tells me his mother has brought
him a wife. Wait, so the so he he knew? No,
he he called his dad, Peter, Peter, he just found out.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
He just found out. Wait, so why is he an idiot?
Speaker 2 (14:02):
I don't know. Maybe we're we're maybe we're about to
see said that I should keep calm until they get
home so we can talk this out. Cousin niece wife
he's engaged, so she knows too, but only to a
Muslim terrorist.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Mm. Karen, Karen, M I see why the fiance be
fiance backup and Karen get along.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
You know.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Two birds of a feather, Oh.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
God like op he said, we need to uh do
something with those birds involving a stone, So apparently it's
not a big deal. Through the window, I see Karen
walking around piling things on this cousin niece wife. On
the other hand, I have my spineless fiance telling me
to bring his mother and this woman who knows he's
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engaged but still chose to fly across the world home,
and something snapped so really quick. I think the reason
why OPI said, oh, like, idiot, idiot fiance was he's like, hey,
let's all talk this out, and she's like, dude, like what.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Is there to talk out?
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Yeah, like she she's done these people away from me. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
This is We're not coming back from this.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Yeah, this is this is wild. So I hung up,
grabbed my crap out of the car, walked into the store,
and shoved my ring on Karen's fat stubby finger, handed
her the keys.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
And walked out. Wait. She she's getting rid of the ring. Yep,
but I but like did Peter. But Peter didn't know
she's getting rid of it. So she's like, oh, this
mother in law is too much. I don't care if
it's too much.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Didn't know.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
I'm getting out.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
I just got to get out, like it's just too much.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Let her win. Well, no, just kidding. Oh got you?
Oh dude, you got me, you got it, read ahead,
you got me.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
I did none of that. Instead, I started ugly crying
in the middle of the parking lot. Oh. I waited
like a giant baby until the duo came back, piled
high with a small country's per capita GDP's worth of shopping,
and suddenly drove them the rest of the way back
like the good chauffeur I was apparently born to play.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Oh God.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Now, as we neared home, this terrorist of a woman
asked me to stop for food. I suddenly went deaf
despite her screeching. We pulled into their driveway, where Peter
was pacing nervously while Tim was clearly chainsmoking a year's
worth of cancer sticks.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Now for the explosion.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Instead of greeting me, you know, his fiance, he immediately
went up to help the niece cousin future wife, walked
right past his actual wife to be and up to her.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Dude, what are you doing out? That feels like a choice,
That feels like good choice?
Speaker 2 (17:02):
The real Peter's coming out. Peter Piper picked a peckled
pepper of lameness. So I'm still in shock and I
don't fully process what's happening. As they're unloading everything from
the car, I finally snap. Karen is talking mad, mad
crap about me. This witch can't even say thank you,
and she's using her broken English, so NIE's wife cousin
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doesn't understand. I am quietly off to the side because
Mama didn't raise no hoodlum, raging at future dear husband
who does absolutely nothing to stop her. Y'all know that
moment when you just don't want to deal with it anymore. This,
this is that moment. I'm done. I'm actually done. This
(17:47):
man is doing nothing to stop his mother from calling
me a dumb witch, which whatever lady witches get paid.
Hope he's a great writer, and he seems more concerned
about his wife cousin niece Peter is hurriedly whispering for
me to behave to.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Behave to behave? How about everyone else in this story?
And also her like op just being like I cannot
believe this. You need to stand up for me. Yes,
you need to also stand by my side instead of niece, neighbor,
cousin that that you are with. That's not that's not overreacting.
(18:29):
That's just stating your knee, dude to the which which
in a direr desperate time, I mean behave. Oh okay,
I feel like this is this is the end. This
is the end of the relationship.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
This is the end, and I mean, just what of
I get it. She's like, this is the moment where
is done?
Speaker 1 (18:49):
I get it.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Yeah, this would be insane.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
I would have been done earlier. I feel like that
fiance hasn't really stood up at all.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Yeah, she's she's she's given him, like, probably given him
way more chances than they actually deserve. I walk up
to this woman, go to shake her hand, and I
slip my effing beautiful ring right onto her finger. Woa
this time, this time for real? Okay, okay, this is
not this is not an imaginable scenario.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Week.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
My spare car keys are in my purse and my
dry and my car is in the driveway. So off
I go, after making sure to back over their backs.
I don't know if I would do that. Opie's that's
gonna just at least.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
The hounds on you.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
Yeah, but Colly, these people, I understand why you did it. Yes, yes,
future ex. Dear husband is pounding on my door, so
I literally throw my phone out of the window and
drive off. Three hundred percent done, all of it, just done.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
So now I'm home to a dozen emails from my
ex fiancee asking me to call him. I just wrote
back telling him to leave me alone, filtered all of
his emails to spam, and deactivated my one social media profile.
We are about to inter Update number two. Oh my god,
we're not even That was just update one. We are
not even not even halfway done.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Ah with this story, I am. I don't know how
there could be. I'm just I was just hoping, for
oh Pea's sake, there wouldn't be more. Yeah, this is
so hard, yep, I just don't understand what, How could
it get worse? How could it get worse?
Speaker 2 (20:26):
What more insane things can happen that are not worse
than what's already happened. Although although one thing to point out, Yeah,
this might be we're at the bottom, We're at the
trough right right, We're at the bottom of the valley.
Really nowhere else to go but up from here.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
I mean, I could I could think of other things
that would be terrible, like what like the mother in law,
like the house or apartment is in his name, and
then she gets kicked out, and then the niece cousin
takes the house and starts living with them, and then
they're actually super happy and then they post on social
media like, oh my god, look how happy we are.
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They get married, have kids, a perfect little family. Then
Op finds out she's infertile, can never have another child,
and she really wanted it. I think there's ways it
could be worse. I hope that doesn't happen. Though it
was a little quick man. That reality was was was
so cold I had to take my jacket off. That is.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Oh wow, let's pray that doesn't happen. Update number two,
O God. When we last left off, my ex mother
in law Karen gotta love an ex mother in law
had brought home an import wife for my ex fiance Peter.
Friend reference below is Peter's best friend. He is my FM.
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We know what FM is, future future mate?
Speaker 1 (21:50):
You all right? All right?
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Friendly man.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Hey, I'm not advocating for that kind of revenge, but
I mean it happens. It happened.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
I mean, hey, there we go, so we'll call it.
We'll call him best friend. He has hated ex in
laws since childhood.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
I moved on to cutting myself out of the larger
friend group. As some people think I overreacted, sane and
I asked them to not take a side until they
knew everything. As for Import Bride, they're going back to
the homeland next week. She's still here, according to friend Karen,
and the Import are thickest thieves, got the import crazy.
(22:31):
So save you're pity for this girl. She knew what
she was walking into.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Also bold to just be like, I mean like that
really takes some confidence to be like, hey, I'm showing up.
I know this guy has a fiance, but I just
got it like that. I'm gonna take her down.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
To that point. She is also still wearing my ring. Say,
I mean this person is terrible. Yeah, God, like.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
That is some. That is some some.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
This family is such a black hole of awfulness that
it's like you need to get in the Millennium Falcon
just go light speed away.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Yeah, you gotta get away. But there's part of me
that just is like how do you do it?
Speaker 2 (23:14):
It's like it's like how do you not geo? Right?
You know all those tapes you would watch, It's like
how do these lions call each other?
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Yeah? Exactly, passion, Yeah, it's it's it's interesting.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
It's it's like a phenomenon.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Yeah, it's it's like watching a boa constrictor strangle a rabbit.
It's like, Oh, I'm like, I'm I'm sad for the rabbit.
But wow, like what evolutionary UH path had to happen.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
For this kind of strength to exist an f one
Now friend made a crappy comment to her, and the
girl denied that it was my very custom ring. Whatever next,
now the real good crap. We haven't even gotten to
the juice yet. I guess, my god, we.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Haven't gotten to the juice, not even I feel like
I've been drinking juice all day.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
This week has been hell. Sorry if this is disjointed,
it's pieced together from what friend has updated me on
and what has happened to me. So Karen calls the
cops to report my with her son's quote unquote car stolen.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
See it gets worse. Yeah, I didn't even think about jail.
Didn't even think think about jail.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
God, oh my god. Now remember she barely speaks English.
The first two set of cops did not take her seriously,
and she struck gold with the third set. I got
to visit my work. She doesn't know where I live,
but she knows where I work by the police, and
it was embarrassing as all crap. The cops had a
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repo truck there too. It was a mess that took
a few hours to sort out since the cops were
aggressive ahole about it. Why were they aggressive a holes?
Because Karen has a black eye from who wtf? She
told them I punted her out and stole the call.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
And she is like, neighbor cousin, punch me right now, dude.
And the neighbor cousin does is like, oh, this will
be perfect or make up fake, fake, I throw some
water on her, Steve it's fake or not?
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Oh yeah, I would hope it's But dude, I mean
I I again, we all thought going into this from
like the first three sentences, like, oh, this is a
crazy Karen mother in law. She's out doing herself. She
is reaching new levels that Karen's have never reached before.
Friend is adamant that Peter knew nothing about this plan.
(25:49):
Peter would know what a harmful act a charge would
mean for my career. Bad things, many bad things. I
straight up set I set the cops straight with all
the emails, voicemails like cetera, et cetera.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
So keep your receipts, Bravo, keep your receipts with crazy people,
and I gave them friends contact info.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Now the cops in our cities know what is going on,
so at least that's a relief if she decides to
keep escalating this, which she probably will, because I won
and she lost. Edit. It's also a brand new car
with no plates, so it's a little trickier to run
ownership at this point. I only own the car for
seven to ten days, so and I'm really assuming here
(26:29):
the first two set of cops lost interest when she
didn't have a black eye and proof of ownership. Then
again assumption here the third set of cops decided this poor, hysterical, mistreated,
sweet innocent immigrant woman had been taking advantage of ergo
Opie's thinking. That's that's when this ballistical black guy. I
(26:52):
am again assuming her story change in the thirty six
to forty eight hours or so all of this took place,
And I'm scratching my head about the black eye. I
think perhaps she fell or gave it to herself. She
of course had my full name, a photograph, and place
of work to make it very easy for them to
find me. Friend verified the black eye. She was sneaking
around avoiding him, perhaps to avoid getting a good look
(27:16):
at her face. On top of all of this madness,
yesterday I received a demand letter from the mother and
father in law's attorney. Any guesses, chat, any comments, he's
getting suit?
Speaker 1 (27:31):
What?
Speaker 2 (27:31):
What? What do you possibly possibly think they could.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Assuming her for can get worse again? I didn't think
of jail. I didn't think of a lawsuit. Yep. I
did think of the infertility thing, but I don't think
that's gonna happen. Oh wait, if like NIE's cousin can't
get a baby, everyone is like, I'm like, how can
it be worse? Everyone can have babies.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
That's true.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Yeah, that's that is That is one way, the one
wy Yeah, there's there's another way.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Unfortunately, there is an infinite wormhole of.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
Things can get worse.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Yes, but we're hoping, we're hoping to hit the bottom
for the bounce back.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
So yeah, that's what we're We haven't quite hit bottom yet.
It's it just kept getting worse apparently.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
You know what.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Actually, I will give Opie this. We are bouncing back
from bottom by getting fiance away. This is true that
we've we've made the big move. We've made a big move.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Yeah, the lawsuit was over four pages long, and I
really hope they enjoyed paying the lawyer to write it
since now I'm just going to turn this into a
billing war for them. Oh, I've written my first no
contact letter and sent it by registered mail. They and
their lawyers have received it. Three no contact letters and breaches.
(28:41):
Then I can file for intimidation and a restraining worm. Wow,
so I guess wherever they're located. As long as you
like put in writing like hey, like don't don't contact me,
or I guess a legal no contact order, then that
can like escalate to a restraining work. I mean honestly
at this point, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
That's what it's needed. I mean you're there, they're coming
at you with like everything.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
Yes, and this is just the beginning, Like it's this
whole tirade just happened. That the split just happened. So
if they get if they get time to cook, don't
let them cook. Yeah, don't let them go.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
I think, like ruin what they're cooking before they have
a time to finish it.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Yes, turn off the stove. Turn off the stove, turn
the stove off. Now, ex mother in law has also
found out a way to contact my mother, and that
didn't end so well for Karen m My mother didn't
tell me until late last night, despite this taking place
over earlier in that week. Apparently I'm a thieving spicy dancer.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
Oh spicy dancer.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
It sounds like another one of Karen's infamous lies.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Come on co spicy dance.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Oh god. Now the conversation taxed the limits of her
English skills, and according to my sister in law, the
last four minutes of the call were essentially her ranting
in her native language, while my mom screamed back in
our native language.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
That's fun.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
God to love it. Edit. I realized ex mother in
law was on a text chain with my mother over
a year ago. That fact had slipped my mind. Now
Karen went to our wedding vendors to cancel the wedding,
but it had already been canceled. Then, when she discovers
that I had beaten her to the punch, she tried
to use the deposits for cousin wife niece.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
Oh, so are they actually getting married? Coven wife niece?
Is actually they're actually going through with it? And they are?
I mean, that has to be the worst karma in
history to rifle through the grave of all of your
wedding plans with the partner that you were supposed to
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get married to, and now you're doing it with your
backup wife.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Like, come on, their wedding venue is just gonna catch
on fire. Yeah, this is this is the worst juju.
Yeah I have I have ever seen. Also, are that
his cousin wife going to marry Peter?
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Of course?
Speaker 2 (31:08):
Right?
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Do we think?
Speaker 2 (31:09):
I mean?
Speaker 1 (31:09):
I think yes, I think.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
I'm still I'm gonna say, you know, I'm kind of
still holding out hope for no holding out why I
don't know. I don't want Op to be married to Peter. No, no,
God No, I'm hoping they get married and make each
other miserable. They're perfect for each other. Is she getta
marry Peter or not?
Speaker 1 (31:26):
Not Op?
Speaker 2 (31:27):
But uh, cousin wife, let us know what you think.
Two of the vendors had yet to initiate the refund
on the deposits, and one of the vendor's assistants didn't
understand what was going on and gave Karen the deposit
refund check.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
That's got to be illegal. That's gotta be illegal, right
because Karen's Karen stealing? Because it's not under Karen's name, right.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
Yeah, it's we don't know for a fact, but I'm
sensing that, like Op was involved in the painters something
I think. So I think I think that's where we're headed. Yeah,
I think that's where we're headed. So this could be good,
This could be great. Act I got a frantic call
early in the morning from the vendor, then made a
call straight to the friend. Yesterday, the friend swung by
the excell Law's house, which is how he saw the
(32:10):
ring and got some other info and retrieved the check
from Tim. Okay, so I mean, you know what, which
maybe that's for the for the best, you know, because
Op gets her money back and then just again one
less tie.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
Yeah, thing to do.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
Apparently Tim has major regrets about the whole situation.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
Major regrets about importing a backup wife.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Where were Where were these thoughts? Where were these feelings?
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Tim? Where were they? Obviously not in his head, probably
in his lower head.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
They were they were they were back in the homeland.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
Okay, they were back.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
He was storing all of his sense back in the homeland,
and bro just I finally flew out the right thing
and now has some sense.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
But hey, way too late, dude, way too late, so
way too late, so late. You know what I think.
I think backup wife was smoking, but just like dumb
as rocks and not interesting, and so he was like
getting shown all these pictures like dude, look how fire
backup wife looks and from your homeland. Oh, you're gonna
be so happy, and then realizes no brain connection, no
(33:17):
brain connection, and it's like, oh, no, I made a
huge mistake. I want a lady who's just more than
a hot bod. I want a brain connection because that's
what's really important.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
Oh yeah, Sam is all about brain. Let me tell
you something, Samuel Donner, I am about brain. He is
about brain, about brain. Let him know.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
I am about brain.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
An intellectual man. Yeah, he loves brain. He loves brain.
I love brain. Well, Sam's brain aside, let's get back
to Tim's brain. I hope it's working. I'm also just
super quick conspiracy theory. Tim's getting divorce, Karen. I'm just
throwing it out. Oh I think so.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
I think that termite spine has it in him.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
I think he's just gonna like eventually realize after because
she's gonna do all these crazy schemes and he's gonna
be like, I get tired. I'm tired, and she's gonna
want to keep going. He's like, no, that's what I'm thinking.
I hope so you heard it here first. Tim has
major regrets about the whole situation. I told friend the
man should have major regrets about his whole life. Tim
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handed over the check without a fire. Okay, that's good.
Now onto friend's other updates. Karen is cooking something up.
She was walking around the house muttering to herself. The
cousin wife looks like death. She's been crying daily, but
clearly they've been shopping away their sadness. Tim seems removed
from the situation, and not a one of them has
(34:43):
heard from Peter all week.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
He spoke to.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
Friend once in an attempt to get through to me
and flipped when he heard about the cop situation. So
good for him, I guess for deciding to have a spine.
But too little, too la. There's a lot of too late.
That's right, edits friend just texted me. Now Peter hasn't
shown up to work, hasn't been back to his condo,
(35:08):
and isn't answering any calls. I am now torn between
caring and not caring, and we have the third updates.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
Ah, I mean I feel like you've been given enough
to not care. Yes, I think that is. I think
you've been sucked into this vortex of just like a
cesspool of tar. Just yeah, And I think you need
to get out of it and let his family deal
(35:37):
with that.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
You know, one hundred percent agree.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
This is just.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
Like a snippet of their relationship. This is like the
like it was just right before the fallout. What about
all the times before? Like OPI has probably had to
deal with so much from his family, and she just
deserves to like remove herself and invest in her own
happiness and just rebuild her life.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
Ray says, Op nine, your monkeys, I think I agree,
get out of the circus.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
Yeah, yeah, throw those clears. He probably feels terrible.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
He probably feels terrible and wants to just hiding a
hermit hole because he realized he messed up his whole life.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
M M.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
You know, and you know, let him let him figure
that out, that out on his own.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
He's got to learn the lesson. He's got to learn
the lesson. Honestly, Hey, it's John here. We're gonna get
back to this episode, but a quick three minute break
with aser more sponsors. But we have a third updates.
So because I'm not allowed to refer to the to
the Bride as imports, I guess I'll call her a
new woman. There we go, Ringsting aka the Bride Importer
(36:36):
aka nominee for Any of the Year aka Karen is
halfway out my butt right now. Peter has yet to
resurface for her, but he is in contact with his
best friend, the friend we've been talking about. So she's
convinced I've unlived him and I'm hiding his body.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
She doesn't stop, She just doesn't stop.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
Friend had Peter call the police to do the whole
I'm alive and my mother here's crazy thing. Didn't know
that was a thing. And yet I still had a
local law enforcement officer show up at my work again.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
Dude, she's gonna get her fired. Like this is so bad?
I mean, but you could couldn't you sue the mother
in law at that point for leading to your wrongful termination?
Something like that?
Speaker 2 (37:23):
Yeah, something like that. Also, the restraining order, we don't
know if that's it's that been broken. It seems like
there's something we could do here. If it all goes
wow something. That just a reminder. You know, love is
a beautiful thing. But if someone can't keep their crazy
family at bay, then you're marrying into that family and
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you're getting a little piece of them, your whole relationship.
And I think that is just as good of a
reason and a relationship as the partner itself being terrible.
At the end of the day, it's gonna cause your
life to be this. Yeah, that's the bottom line.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Look at but you want that job? You don't want that,
So no, I.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
Have not spoken to Peter, and I don't care to.
Karen's lawyer sent me another nasty letter with a lawsuit
attached to it, threatening to file it if I didn't
pay Karen the money she's convinced that I owe her.
Who's this lawyer? Yeah, yeah, dude, get a job. I mean, honestly,
this dude is like, she's gonna send me on this
endless goose chase our paper, yeah, our haaper whatever. It
(38:29):
was a fun, thirty to forty page read that has
so little merit. I think my dog would have more
of a standing to sue me with.
Speaker 1 (38:36):
Thirty to forty pages. Man is printing that, Yeah, hornting.
This lawyer is like, yeah, his kids are going to
going to Harvard. Yeah, full ride from daddy. So I
wrote back, Lowell, that's it. That's great. I love sorry,
I love it. I love the idea of writ writing
back like with like you know a fancy stikeure, it's
(39:00):
in a's in an envelope, you send it out and
they just open it up that it just says well.
Speaker 2 (39:07):
Karen has been calling me daily to rant and broken
English about what a witch I am. I changed my number,
but she got my new number from the idiot front
desk at work. Literally every time she calls, I fire
off a no contact letter to her and her lawyer.
She has also contacted my realtor claiming to be an
interested buyer for my condo, and generally disrupted the open house.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
Wow, can't you sue for damages?
Speaker 2 (39:32):
Maybe she's building her case up. Yeah, maybe the realtor
had to call the cops to have her removed. It's
been a yah dang circus. Now my plans to move
have been slightly screwed up, so I'm going to be
super cautious. I have seen her and a suspected flying
monkey at least once this week, someone who's gonna feed
(39:53):
some information.
Speaker 1 (39:54):
They live far away and she does not drive.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
So I'm trying to figure out what the heck is
going on and working on a protective order of some kind.
But I'm not here for this, BS. I have some
juicy gossip for you, lamas hot goss. Oh God, give
it to us. The cousin wife got on a plane
and went back home. Oh, tail between the legs. He's gone.
Speaker 1 (40:18):
She's out of here.
Speaker 2 (40:20):
Yeah, I mean, like legally, how long could she stay?
This would be like a h's say type situation. Yeah,
that the three month visa and then she's back out
of here. Friend offered to take her to the airport
to make sure this happened. Karen doesn't drive, and Tim
has made himself scarce. Now, so now I know the
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full story of just how crazy Karen.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
Wait. So again, just to put this into context, everything
that we've seen so far is, Oh, he's perspective of
the tip of the iceberg of the crazy Karen. Now
we're going below the water and we're see in the
ninety we're seeing the bottom of the ice Oh, dude,
I don't know if I'm ready. I don't know if
(41:05):
I can handle that much Iceberg.
Speaker 2 (41:07):
I don't think anyone on this earth can handle that.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
Yeah, we're gonna be split open like the Titanic. Oh, God,
gonna be gushing with water.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
For your amusements, I present Ringsting in the abridge Tale
of the import Bride Amazing Peter is missing an action.
Karen's time out in the Motherland led her to using
a matchmaker for her precious Pronounce it right, jing yang
(41:35):
baobei jing.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
Come on, come on the total language. You gotta you
gotta make sure way way put it on.
Speaker 4 (41:42):
Yeah, No boo balbe boo, dang balbe Yeah, xing yang
baobe Ah, you gotta do the u babe.
Speaker 2 (41:54):
Bow o bay I crushed it. Let me know how
well I did in the comments below. A suitable wife
so trying to try to find her precious boot boy,
A suitable wife.
Speaker 1 (42:02):
Can you say that again?
Speaker 4 (42:03):
No?
Speaker 2 (42:04):
It is this matchmaker that introduced Karen to the new
woman's family. Karen laid on the tail that they lived
in the top American city with many properties and investments.
That Karen's son aka my ex had an assistant apparently
me who was madly in love with him, but developmentally disabled, Briley,
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check in with me here, what's happening. What's happening? Brother?
Speaker 3 (42:35):
What's going on with I'm just enjoying every sentence ops Riding.
This is the best author I've had already.
Speaker 2 (42:42):
The son was doing the right thing by allowing this
woman to live at her fantasy until he could find
his perfect wife. Now, Karen also calls X. We can't
figure out if it was her nephew or her friend's son,
because it was not X. His mother tongue is atrocious
and oh. So basically, basically she planted like one of
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her like her nephew or something, and it was like, oh,
pretend to be my son, so we can like lure
her over here. And so the nephew posing, yes, yes,
wait another nephew. So yeah, she she got some some
some young young strapping man or whatever to answer the phone,
pretending he was Peter to convince this woman like, oh, no,
I'm gonna be with you.
Speaker 1 (43:25):
You can come over, it's okay. Oh, so the woman
wasn't actually in on it, So back up, fiance.
Speaker 2 (43:33):
She know.
Speaker 1 (43:35):
She They did say earlier that she knew that that
he was engaged, but maybe maybe she didn't actually know
and Opie was like assuming because I think.
Speaker 2 (43:45):
Yes, this is the full this is the full story,
so maybe this Yeah, now we're getting the actual truth
where it's like maybe.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
Like maybe OPI assumed or whatever. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (43:54):
Cousin wife's defense, she was basically completely bamboozled herself. She
popped on the phone with this guy and he's like, hey,
come over to the States, like I want to marry you.
But it was completely not him. It was BS and
this X again not the actual ex Peter and the
woman's and the new woman's father have a discussion about things.
The new woman's father liked what he heard because of
(44:16):
many reasons, including Karen and Tim's social standing in their province,
so she needs to go, and her father basically gave
her a two week heads up that she has a
husband in the US now literally A cousin wife's dad
was like, oh, yeah, you're you're engaged. You're gonna be married.
Speaker 1 (44:32):
There's something nice about that, you know, dude.
Speaker 2 (44:34):
I'm telling you, we got to get you a matchmaker. Bro, Dude,
it would that would be I would I would do.
Speaker 1 (44:40):
That, dude.
Speaker 2 (44:40):
I'm trying. I want to be one one day, you crush.
That's true, you do be trying to match make over there.
I'll try. I just need to meet new people. Yeah,
I just need to meet the people and then I can.
The new woman goes on to tell friend that during
the whole flight, Karen is showing her photos of X,
talking about his six at his success, et cetera, et cetera.
(45:02):
The new woman had the foresight to ask if X
was involved with anyone, and Karen let it slip that, oh,
he's actually engaged. But she doesn't matter, So she did know.
So she did know, but did find out. But like
Karen's just you know, trying to brush it on the
other rock. Yeah, it's it's it's not a big deal
right now, just you know, goalie, but very weak goalie,
(45:22):
absolutely insane. Now, the new woman couldn't do much at
this point, given that she's already sitting on the plane,
so she does not know that she but at this
point she still didn't know that. She never really spoke
to the ex Peter. She thinks she did, yeah, and
he was like, oh, like I want you. So she
was just as flustered by me as I was by her.
(45:43):
But no apologies were to be had, and she still
had my babe, I mean my ring. Karen took her
shopping to buy her silence, but the new woman broke
down and called her father the night before the flight.
A part of me feels bad because she is so
young and very sheltered. Father was understandably livid, and friend
(46:04):
asked the new woman to update him about what happens
when she gets home. So now the friend is basically
in communication with a cousin wife to like she's out
of here. He's like, she's like broken down, Like what
a sham? You know, I came out here for nothing.
Speaker 1 (46:21):
Yeah, I'll be pissed too. Yeah, dude, I think I'm
getting bowed up.
Speaker 2 (46:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (46:26):
And then all of a sudden, it's all a ruse.
Speaker 2 (46:29):
Could you imagine? Maybe an hour ago, Friend gives me
the download. Her father called Karen and laid into her.
He's threatening to sue in the Motherland and has already
started to create some havoc for her and Tim. She's
being shipped off to Europe for a while to learn
English plus get an education. Oh, this is the this
(46:50):
is the cousin wife. She's only nineteen. By the way,
X and I are in our early to mid thirties.
Speaker 1 (46:56):
Whoa age difference, Yeah, defer red Golley. Oh that's a lot.
That's a lot. That's a lot.
Speaker 2 (47:04):
So Karen decided to try to retaliate against the father
and may or may not have sent hitman after Hima.
Speaker 1 (47:12):
Whoa whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa.
Speaker 2 (47:13):
Hear me out, hear me out, hear me out, hear
me out here man, Okay, go go go go.
Speaker 3 (47:17):
Guess who has a freaking life insurance policy for him?
Speaker 1 (47:22):
Oh? Wait, yeah, sending hitman. So you're thinking that the
male order bride's parents put a life insurance policy on
the uh op's fiance's parents.
Speaker 2 (47:43):
It's it's Karen. So Karen. Allegedly Karen was the one
who ordered the hit. Yeah yeah, on the father.
Speaker 1 (47:51):
So she so wait, Karen ordered wait, Karen ordered to wait.
Speaker 2 (47:54):
Wait wait.
Speaker 1 (47:55):
Karen ordered a hit on the fiance's father. On the
cousin wife father, Oh okay, yes, Karen ordered a hit
on cousin wife's father. Cousin wife was threatening legal action
on Karen. So Karen's like getting like the the the
equivalent of the local yakuza.
Speaker 2 (48:17):
Yeah on him. Well, so, cousin wife's dad back back
in the home home Homeland is sus He's stirring up
all kinds of stuff, like assuming like all of that jazz.
Speaker 1 (48:26):
So she's like, Karen's like, oh that's funny. Wow. Yikes, bro.
Speaker 2 (48:32):
At this point, Karen has to go to like real jail,
for real jail we've talked about, oh jail. No, this
is like legitimate, real world prison. Also, Valakri says Karen's
got money. Yeah, they're probably. I mean they said they
had great social standing in their province, So not only
do they have money, but they also got mob connections. Dude,
(48:55):
this is.
Speaker 1 (48:57):
Yike hits on people.
Speaker 2 (48:59):
I don't even know who to call for that, right,
are you throwing us off your scent?
Speaker 1 (49:03):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (49:04):
This is all insane. This woman has lost all of
her grip on reality. Anyways, I thought this would be
a nice snack. I may not have updates for a
while as I'm trying to expedite my transfer and move great.
I had some other crazy stories about this nutcase, but
they're more BC ish and too heavily involved X to
(49:24):
be appropriate for this sub And ladies and gentlemen, there's
another update.
Speaker 1 (49:29):
You're kidding, and you're kidding. This is the final update
in the saga. Hey, it's sam' ready to get back
to these stories. But here's three minutes of ads from
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Speaker 2 (49:39):
Are you ready for update four boys?
Speaker 1 (49:42):
I am ready.
Speaker 2 (49:43):
Let's go. So, y'all, thank you for the kind of
supportive messages in the wake of this haphazard nightmare creature
called my ex mother in law, Karen has more or
less disappeared. Disappeared after my emergency restraining order was granted.
Thank god, thank god, law enforcement finally took her nonsense
seriously after she tried to gain access to my apartment
(50:04):
for the fourth time in ten days. I am not
living there and have not since everything started to happen.
But between security cameras and the front deck front desk
guard statements, she was pinned. Idiot woman. We don't know
what she was planning to do. She didn't show up
to court, but her attorney did. The judge was not
(50:25):
amused and her attorney and her attorney said he did
not even know where she is. What Karen, Yeah, the
attorney doesn't. Karen's attorney doesn't know.
Speaker 1 (50:33):
Where Karen came. I think Karen skipped down. Karen's gone
gone on the land Karen's gone back to the homeland
to avoid jail time in the US.
Speaker 2 (50:42):
True might even face jail time back home now with
all that she's doing, I mean, baby, with her mob ties,
she can you can just ice anyone that gets in
her way. Oh leave bro Well, Karen was outside with
the flying monkey that I saw her with before. I
asked the courts police to help me figure out who
he is, and after some back and forth, it came
(51:03):
out that he is her nephew, a nephew.
Speaker 1 (51:08):
That doesn't exist.
Speaker 2 (51:10):
Wait wait, wait, wait.
Speaker 3 (51:13):
I got the chair pulled out from under me.
Speaker 1 (51:14):
Wait say that again, wait say it again.
Speaker 2 (51:16):
After some back and forth, it came out that the
flying monkey was her nephew, a nephew that doesn't exist.
Which flying monkey this is? Uh, he's been referenced very lightly.
But there was, like, you know, a guy that was
running around and whispering. Possibly the man that cousin wife
was on the phone with that was pretending to be
(51:37):
Peter convince her to get out.
Speaker 1 (51:39):
Possible doesn't exist. So who is this person? We don't know.
Speaker 2 (51:42):
It seems like he's not actually the nephew, but hmm, man,
so no one really knows who he is, and that
made me even more paranoid. My friend asked my ex Peter,
is that my flying monkey? Oh? Oh yeah, I guess
which is the friend? Yeah, so my monkey, the friend
asked my ex Peter. And Peter doesn't know and still
(52:05):
has not seen his mother, but he has seen his father.
Now my paranoia was justified as he was then seeing
trying to access my building by pretending to be my
ex Peter.
Speaker 1 (52:19):
So did she like get makeup on and put on
a wig and like wear some some cool hoodie dude
to the thirty year old aer wearing these days, he's.
Speaker 2 (52:28):
Got he's got a full full disguise.
Speaker 1 (52:30):
You know.
Speaker 2 (52:31):
I think they were banking on some people not being
able to tell Asian men aparts.
Speaker 1 (52:36):
Ha, gotcha.
Speaker 2 (52:39):
I'm not sure, but police were notified and given security footage.
No one knows who he is yet. I'm just glad
that my moving truck is coming tomorrow and I will
be gone this week now. Her attorney approached me to
try and settle the lawsuit. Karen's gonna try paying off, dude.
You better you better charged through the roof for this.
(53:00):
At this point, I'm like eight, I've sustained life damnity,
you almost got me like fired, you almost like broke
into my house, and I just you, Wow.
Speaker 1 (53:13):
You've tried to You've not only ruined my relationship, but
you are consistently trying to ruin my life for months now, yes, months.
Speaker 2 (53:21):
Probably maybe even years from the whole relationship that they've had, which,
by the way, this lawsuit has not been filed yet.
Still nice to know he knows he will be laughed
out of courts. I think he knows I filed an
ethics complaint against him and will be updating with the
I don't know where she is Shenanigan's he polled with
the judge. Now, Karen's claim is that I owe her
(53:42):
and Tim a large sum of money for business deals
that did not come to fruition.
Speaker 1 (53:48):
Whoo waait, so the lawyer is asking to settle out
of court for op to pay hair and money.
Speaker 2 (53:56):
Yes, actually, yes, the audacity. That's crazy again. I think
these are like business deals, Like, lawyer, where do you think.
I guess he's just collecting speak. Yeah, he's like paying
me for a thousand hours for to makes sense. Yeah,
all of that on top of some other seriously idiotic
claim that I stole money and defrauded them. It's hog
(54:19):
crap and she's just doing this to torment me. Now
my attorney is unconcerned, but I just want this woman
to go away, and her pattern of repeated escalation is
not too encouraging. This is what she wants for me
to wear down and pay her to go away now
knowing her she's trying to burn me out of cash
(54:40):
before I burn her out. Joke's on her, really, My
Flying Monkey's updates are essentially centering around this woman continuing
to attempt to import brides for the son who is
no longer speaking to her. There is another woman who
has been conned onto a flight, and Flying Monkey's wife's
(55:00):
another woman another Oh my god again, this is like,
this is the friend that has been feeding her information,
so that friend's wife's cousin is now roped into helping
for spring festival things and heard all about Oh my god.
Friend's wife's cousin is an extremely kind young woman that
(55:22):
she told my friend's wife after everything happened and I
just found.
Speaker 1 (55:26):
Out about it.
Speaker 2 (55:27):
This new offering is due to arrive sometime in early
summer and will be living with the ex in laws
Karen is suffering under the delusion that her son will
return to her bosom, maybe even to her uterus. Who
knows what these women.
Speaker 1 (55:42):
Golly, yeah, Karen really just wants them to crawl up
in there.
Speaker 2 (55:47):
Yeah, oh my god. Karen is still running her mouth
about me, this time telling her group of friends that
I attacked her, stole money from them, and stole money
from X. Lots of tutting and general comments about my
ethnic origin were to be had. As far as the
issues back home, my friend wasn't able to find out
(56:08):
too much for fear of being outed, but has chatted
with the original cousin wife's first attempt once. A couple
of Tim's businesses slashed on property have been caught up
in the turmoil in their home city. So like back
back home, all like all these businesses, these properties he got,
it's it's looking good, it's looking back.
Speaker 1 (56:29):
God.
Speaker 2 (56:29):
It's unclear if Tim has tried to go back to
clear everything up, but it is clear that the problems
will not go away without sufficient monetary payments, which makes
sense why Karen is going so hard on collecting from
me if you think about it, which that method of like, oh,
we're losing our like properties in business back home. Let's
sue you with an invisible lawsuits. I mean, it's not
(56:49):
gonna work. It's not gonna work.
Speaker 1 (56:51):
Just makes you know you are delusional. I am confused
how they made all these stories and how they are,
how they made all these businesses and are like as
in high social standing as they are, because they seem
legitimately absolutely bonkers.
Speaker 2 (57:06):
Dude. It's it's almost as delusional as hearing a incredible
banger episode like this and not running over to Spotify
Apple Podcasts in your favorite podcast app and just hurriedly
typing in Okay story Time to Binger whole cap.
Speaker 1 (57:19):
Yeah, it would be like not crazy because we have
what over like fifty days of content, fifty two days,
they say, fifty two. They do say that. That's what
they say. You should go to Okay Storytime right now
wherever you get your podcasts.
Speaker 2 (57:32):
So are we ready to get into the grand finale?
Speaker 1 (57:35):
I am so ready.
Speaker 2 (57:37):
I'll step in to me just a brief update, since
so many kind people ask for one. I'm otherwise doing well.
I'm keeping my head down, living that parent, living that
paranoid life out of not staying in one place for
more than a day or two. Oh god, this is
could you imagine? Gikes, Karen might be able to find me,
but at least I'm going back to my home turf. Jesus,
(58:00):
welcome to fight me there. Edit to add the moving
company just left with no issues. Okay, we're getting our
little epilogue here.
Speaker 1 (58:07):
Yeah, you deserve peace. Die deserve so much.
Speaker 2 (58:13):
And I bumped my flight up by a couple of days.
I will see you all on the other side. And
is that where that ends?
Speaker 1 (58:20):
That's it? Baby, Now that was a saga.
Speaker 2 (58:29):
Wow, I'm kind of speechless. Man.
Speaker 1 (58:32):
I feel like we had this thing blow up, but
there had to have that had like been like red
flag suggesting all this behavior before the moment that Peter
opiece fiance. It was like, I'm on board with a
mi new backup fiance imported from another country. Like, like,
I feel like there had to be moments where the
(58:53):
Karen was crazy. This doesn't come out of the blue,
you know.
Speaker 2 (58:56):
Yeah. I feel like we got plopped right right at
the point where she had been dealing with so much.
Speaker 1 (59:02):
Bull Yeah yeah, and she's just but I guess, like,
like the lesson here is, yes, don't let it get
to this point. Listen to the red flags before so
you don't have to deal with this.
Speaker 2 (59:15):
Run away from the terrible racist families, y'all just get
out of there and in now. The partners that are
are not defending you or like doing jack to.
Speaker 1 (59:27):
Help you, not doing jack step jacking it.
Speaker 2 (59:30):
Oh god, Well that's what's gonna have to do because
no one's gonna make it.
Speaker 1 (59:33):
Oh yeah, thank god, thank god. But that's where that
story ends. That's it end this episode. Wow. So if
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