My mother-in-law wants to exclude kids from the wedding…but it’s MY wedding! - r/entitledparents | Reddit Stories - ok storytime

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
My mother in law wants to exclude kids from the wedding,
but it's my wedding exclude her from living. Whoa I mean?
Oh hey, he stands behind it all right?

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Who comes? The cast?

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Age's guessed by how old they are now minus three
years in this story.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
That's not confusing at all, the special juice. I can't
keep trying. Here we go.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
We got Karen, the entitled mother in law and the
devil in disguise. We've got Dave the father in law,
Karen's husband actually a really great guy, John, my husband,
and Lily John's Wait should I pause?

Speaker 2 (00:48):
I've got it, I've got it.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
There's Lily, John's sister and mother of Leo thirteen, Logan nine,
and Laura five. Mark, John's older brother and father of
Matthew and Mary ten or eleven.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
This is why I asked if you needed me to pause.
I'm at Lily. There are a lot of names we got.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
We've got Lily, that's John's sister and the mother of Leo, Logan,
and Laura.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
Okay, I'm gonna leave out those guys. Who's who's next? Why?

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Mark, which is John's older brother, uh and father of
Matthew and Mary, and then you've got wiener Head. Wiener
Headhead is the youngest of Karen's children, the entitled mother
in law, and the only one who's a total wiener Head.

(01:45):
I cannot stress enough how much this guy sucks. Bo
We've got it, and there's an offspring over there.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Riley. I did it, dude. It's perfect. It's perfect. John,
you did you go to medical school? Hey? Hey, guess what?
Guess what? Uh? You know who's left handed? John Fry?
You know who else is left handed? Obama? Shout out

(02:16):
to Obama. I'll never not take a shout out.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
What shout out Obama, king of the left handed individuals?

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Come on, baby, Okay, let's go yeah all right. Hey.
By the way, just in case you didn't know, uh.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
This comes from user deleted And if you want to
sit in your own stories, you can go to the
r slash okay stories.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
I'm Subreddy. I lost my racer.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Oh John Lost is a racer? John lost?

Speaker 2 (02:50):
He found so my husband's mom. Karen hates kids.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
I've met very few people who hate children as much
as care and does. She likes them once they're adults,
which is why she loves all four of her children now,
but two of her four kids have their own children,
and she hates the grandkids.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
That's such a huge red flag.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Before each of her children turned eighteen, she put a
roof over their head, made sure they had food on
the table and the lights were on. But she found
them annoying and irritating when they acted their age, and
was always very quick to anger and would only deal
with them when they acted like adults. So my father
in law, Dave, did the bulk of the parenting. He
also did the shelter of the food and the warming thing,

(03:38):
while Karen was cold and distant. Once each kid turned eighteen,
she'd take them on a one on one trip somewhere
she wanted to go. My husband's sister went to Paris,
his older brother to Rome, my husband to Athens, and
his younger brother to New York and gave them the
exact same speech. They compared the speech as they got
and it was nearly identical. About how she finds it

(03:59):
hollant to talk to kids because she's just too mature
and understands them, and uh, oh, she's just too mature
to understand them, and about how badly she wanted to
make up for the lost time and become friends or
something like that. So really quick before we go on,
what theF what the what in the world would you

(04:21):
think if one of your parents sat you down and
said that.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
To you, I would think shut up. Yeah, I'd be like, oh, dang, well,
goodbye forever? What is wrong with you?

Speaker 1 (04:34):
John, Lily, and Mark all wanted to cut contact with
her as soon as they moved out, but they loved
their dad too much to lose touch with him, and
as Dave and Karen are still married.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
They're kind of a package deal.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
Wiener Head remains his mother's loyal lap dog, willing to
do whatever she says. Karen has trips planned for her
grandkids when they're eighteen psycho behavior which Leo, now sixteen,
is already trying to get out of. She has gone
one step further with the grandkids in that while she
was cold and distant with her children but never went

(05:09):
out of her way to be cruel to them, with
the grandkids, she is downright cruel. This range is from
telling them the adults are talking whenever they try to speak,
to excluding them from monthly family dinners by picking adults
only restaurants, or saying that she and Dave don't have
enough room for them at their place, and getting wiener
Head to go along with it.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
You know what we tell Karen, these nuts are talking.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
I actually like, I'm actually like a specimen in a jar.
I am fascinated by Karen. How could one possibly hold
such a perspective on their own kids and grandkids? You
are like a little science experiment. I want to poke
in prod.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
You are true. This is a okay storytime first where
you've segmented your weird karenness. Yeah, you know, and.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
They turn eighteen and then you're like, oh my god, bestie, yay,
we can finally talk now that you're mature. It's like, actually,
you're probably the one lacking the immaturity or lacking the
maturity like.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
Anyway, my god.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
I met John about seven years ago when Karen tried
to set me.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
Up with Wienerhead.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
Long story short, Wienerhead wasn't the best conversationalist, and I
found John far more interesting.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
Hello. A couple of years later.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
A couple of years later, John proposed, and three years
ago we got married. When John and I got married,
we agreed that we didn't want a big wedding, but
we did want to invite the kids as Karen's as
Karen always tried to exclude them, and John loves his
nephews and nieces and wanted them to be there. We
invited fifty people in total, and only four couldn't make it,

(06:59):
which means forty six came.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
Well.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
It's good math, and that made up about four tables
of people.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
The seating plant.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
Big tables twelve twenty four's twelve people, twelve people table.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
It's a big round table. It is.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
That's like King Arthur. Hello, knock knock, King Arthur. Where's
your table? It's over here.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
I'm sorry for my big table comment. Please keep bleeding.
I'm sorry, John Oh.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
The seating plan was decided months in advance, and then
we talked to the parents who would be coming pretty
much just Mark and his husband and Lily and her husband,
and asked how they.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
Wanted to do this.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
The options were basically either a table just for the kids,
or the kids sit with their parents, and we were
fine with either option. The parents asked if we could
do a kid's table, uh, bringing it to five tables,
but have it right near where they'd be sitting with
the adults, which John and I agreed to, and with
the parents' help, we worked out a separate kid's menu
for that table so they'd all eat. Also asked if

(08:01):
Leo could sit at the adults table, which we agreed to.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
The idea of this.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
Is that if the kids got disruptive or had any
issues at that point, their parents could go over easily
and get them to calm down or fix the problem.
We also agreed that we also agreed to keep two
chairs free at that table, so if a parent was needed,
they could go sit with their kids. We labeled these
seats as the RP seats for Rotating Parent because the

(08:31):
parents assumed that they'd all need to take a turn
in these seats. At some point, about two weeks before
the wedding, we had all the in laws around our
place for dinner when Wiener had announces loudly that is
going to.

Speaker 3 (08:45):
The bathroom a paragraph.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
What are you talking about? I love the way you
read that though. No, I didn't skip up. I skip nothing.
I skip from nothing. The internet.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
Everybody blow Riley kisses and telling me he's cute.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
I don't know what I'm reading. What I'm all reading?
I pressed the Google the Google drive link. Bro where

(09:34):
is at some point on here. Okay, okay.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
Another thing that is stressing me out is my friend's situation.
I actually got my dress from a friend who works
on my favorite anime. Don't want to say it, but
it does revolve around a demon who slays.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
They're talking about demons slayer.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Oh fact, we just godd Anyways. They are from Missouri
and recently moved to La.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
Crazy.

Speaker 4 (10:07):
That's what I did.

Speaker 5 (10:08):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
They want to come to my wedding but can't because
they are considering working for a card shop.

Speaker 2 (10:14):
Shut up, Riley, No, get out of here.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
No.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
As soon as I saw it, I was like, you're
the fool. That was pretty deep, though. You must think
I am a plumb fool, dude, if you had if
you had excluded the card shop, you know, honestly, if
you want to just like stop yapping earlier when you're like, oh,

(10:40):
I've got a million little breaks plant.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
I would have fallen for that for sure. If you
hadn't primed me to be looking out for it, I
would have gotten I would have been like, good, nowhere
I worked on a card shop because there's a lot
I mean whatever.

Speaker 3 (11:00):
I don't know if you wanted to read anything, or
not see how much.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
Yeah, let's see let's let's let's see else. Let's see
what Riley said. Huh okay, anyways, Uh, they're they're from
Missouri and reasently moved to LA. They want to come
to my wedding, but can't because they're considering working for.

Speaker 2 (11:18):
A card shop in Hollywood. Uh.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
She is tight on money and just applied to the
card shop. She isn't sure if this is a good
idea because of the management, but really enjoyed the guys
who worked there.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
She seems stressed and I want to ask her to
be my bridesmaid. What do I do? She said? She
may be bringing a plus one from the shop.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
Huh.

Speaker 2 (11:38):
Honestly, Riley, I'm disappointed in here. Isn't that good? You
had me in the first half, Riley, wasn't that?

Speaker 3 (11:45):
But Like if you would have read that, you would
have been like, WHOA, Like I think I know who
this is?

Speaker 1 (11:49):
No, I would have been like, Riley, stopped messing with me. Yeah,
I think I know who this is. You're talking about me? Yeah,
there's good details.

Speaker 2 (11:56):
You really listen, I do? I do?

Speaker 1 (11:57):
I tried listener, folks, Riley's a good listener.

Speaker 2 (11:59):
I also just remember my former band director doesn't listen
to the show. And now I'm sad again. Now I'm
set again. Oh we were close. Chat, we were close. Chow. Okay.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
Someone asks, why does it say four more minutes, because well,
we've run out of minutes to add guys.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
Like I said, we broke the dono bar, you know
how you know, usually it's up to the anti third
thirty minutes. Yeah, we've gotten to that point in the stream.
Where is it? It's there quite literally broken. Have you
ever seen, you know, when they chop an onion, but
they keep chopping. We have chopped and it is mush. Yeah,

(12:43):
but we are still chopping. Yeah, because it.

Speaker 3 (12:46):
Goes from thirty minutes to fifteen to half of fifteen,
which is seven and a half to half of set
seven and a half to four. I just did four
because I don't know what's seven and a half.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
We gave you an extra point two five minutes, it'd
be or something three point seven five.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
Okay, you get four minutes.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
There we go.

Speaker 3 (13:01):
I'm not about to convert that into second congratulations anyways.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
Okay, so the next day, about two weeks before, just yeah,
thanks Riley, Okay, Okay, Okay, about two weeks before the wedding,
we had all the in laws around our place for
dinner when wiener Head announces loudly that he's going to
the bathroom.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
Cool didn't need to know that, thanks weiener Head. I
mean he's got to talk about his wiener.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
Hey, he walks off with his wiener oops head. Oh hell, anyway,
he walks off. The layout of the flat where we
were in at the time meant that to get to
the bathroom you had to go through the bedroom and
a wiener head excuse me, and wiener Head knew this,
so we didn't think anything of it. When wiener had

(13:50):
went into our bedroom, he came out five minutes later,
dinner resumed, and we thought nothing of it. The next
day we get a call from Karen as I said,
it's been three years, and this was a verbal conversation,
so there's some paraphrasing here. Karen, Hi, no pee, I
just wanted to what, just to let you know Dave
and I won't be coming to the heading.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
Me what you're John's parents. He wants you there. I
want you there.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
Dave is walking me down the aisle. That is how
badly we both want you to be there. Karen says,
you want a.

Speaker 2 (14:24):
Babysitter, which we never agree do. Meet Karen.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
Everyone knows that you don't like kids. We would never
make you the babysitter. We don't even have a babysitter.
Where did you even get that from?

Speaker 2 (14:38):
Karen? Leena Head saw your theating chart.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
He told me that your chart has two seats that
say GP for grandparent, right at the sheldren's table.

Speaker 2 (14:47):
We will not be your babysitter.

Speaker 1 (14:51):
Me.

Speaker 2 (14:51):
It's our p for rotating parents. Stupid. I'm so sorry, guys,
take our dance bring out the dance lobses.

Speaker 1 (14:59):
Anyways, it's harp for rotating parent. Lillian Mack came up
with it. It's a couple of places at the kid's table
for them and their husbands to sit if one of
the kids needs them.

Speaker 2 (15:09):
Karen bullpoop. It's a free baby thing.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
Wiener had told me. It's that gpe's. They don't treat
me like I'm stupid. Well me, Karen, you can come
over and look yourself. I'll get it out of the
I realized then that the seating chart was in the
bedroom in a folder buried under a pile of clothes. Oh,
So did you tell Wiener had to go through our
stuff to find our wedding planner folder?

Speaker 2 (15:37):
Or did he do that all on his own? Oh?

Speaker 1 (15:39):
Oh, now you court gotcha pass Whoop whoop, hmmm, caught it.
Karen says, I would never do such a thing. Look,
I only called to say it. Me and Dave aren't coming,
and now I've done that, I will leave you to
thort out your new seating plan. Me desperate because man,

(15:59):
we loved Dave. Is there any way I can fix this?
Karen said, yes, get rid of the children or we
won't come. Wow, wow, hey, Karen, shut all the way up, dude,
What are you talking about? Dude?

Speaker 2 (16:16):
Get rid of the children, get rid of the well?
Are you going to pull Anakin Skywalker? What the heck
is this? You know what?

Speaker 1 (16:25):
You know what Karen's dream scenario is talk to me,
castaway deserted island with nothing but a volleyball to keep
her company.

Speaker 2 (16:35):
Think of the peace she would feel if the wedding
was filled with balls. Karen would be happy. I bet
I bet she would be anyway. Oh wow, hey, now hey,
now Karen's got balls to dream.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
Yeah, there we go, Thank yous?

Speaker 2 (17:03):
Are this is what balls are made up?

Speaker 1 (17:08):
Uh so Uh. Finally her evil plan has been revealed.
Although I can't tell if she wants me to take
them out of the wedding party or take them out
Assassin style.

Speaker 3 (17:24):
Take them out uh Anakin Skywalker way not not?

Speaker 1 (17:28):
Uh uhh yeah, okay, although I can't tell if she
wants me to take them out of the wedding body
or take them out Anakin Skywalker styles.

Speaker 2 (17:39):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
Me. I'm sorry, Karen, but we want the kids there.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
I even say, sorry, what are you talking about? Karen?

Speaker 1 (17:45):
Well, then we'll see you when you get back from
the honeymoon.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
Me deciding to call her bluff.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
All right, see you then, Karen dot dot dot me bye,
Karen away Me.

Speaker 2 (17:59):
Yes, Karen, the oldest one can come. The eleven year
old is how she's negotiating. We do not negotiate with
darrist me.

Speaker 1 (18:09):
He's thirteen, and they're all coming, all five. It's our wedding,
our guest list, our seating player.

Speaker 2 (18:16):
Ooh, Karen, well you know how I feel about keV.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
They ruin everything me, which is why you are not
sat at the kid's table. We get back from our
honeymoon on date we maybe could do lunch the week after.
But we'll be busy playing catch up at work, So
see you when we see.

Speaker 2 (18:35):
You by Karen.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
Wait me, yes, Karen, I'm not going to be your
babys that are me. I literally didn't ask you to,
so we will see you there then, Karen sulking, yeah me.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
Great, see then good. Two weeks later was the wedding.
Both Karen and Dave attended. Karen wore a white dress.
Who because she's you.

Speaker 3 (19:07):
Next Tuesday, John, What do we never, ever, ever, ever,
ever do, even if you get the bride's.

Speaker 2 (19:12):
Permission, wear white at the wedding? Exactly what flown silly
style on this lady? No, okay, okay, silly style okay, right, okay, that.

Speaker 1 (19:32):
Ah okay. Karen wore a white dress because she's literally
the worst and I hate her and tried to change
some stuff like the cake and the flowers, as well
as inviting twenty five of her own friends. Oh twenty five, dude,
I'm throwing twenty five. Remember the pit that they had
in three hundred Yes, yes, yes, I am heel kicking

(19:55):
this person into that pit.

Speaker 2 (19:58):
Just straight out. She just wanted her friends of the party.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
Yeah, I wish I had a picture of this person
so I could photoshop it onto that scene and watch
her get heel kicked into the oblivion.

Speaker 2 (20:09):
And remember there was forty six people going already, so
she has literally increased the wedding by fifty percent.

Speaker 1 (20:17):
Yeah, nope, you're gonna say, hey, you're not coming in
and it's her fault.

Speaker 2 (20:21):
Go talk to her. Wow, she's already been kicked out
of the wedding. So so to.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
Be clear, she tried changing all these things, but I'm sorry,
she tried changing all these things on the day before
the wedding but got nowhere. Thank god, thank god. Dave
was amazing and walked me down the aisle as planned.
He also took a turn at the kids table because
he loves his grandkids more than anything.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
Disgusting it was. It was a no drake, It was
a great It was a great day.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
And no one even noticed Karen refusing to even look
at her own grandchildren or we your head, just being
playing rude to them, telling them it was meant to
be adults only and we.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
Didn't want them there.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
I'm sweat these people like Squidward, like, what who are
these people?

Speaker 6 (21:11):
I hate children? I hate children? Why don't you just
go like, I can't say any of that. I can't
say anything in my head right now, so I'm gonna.

Speaker 2 (21:27):
Just read read.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
Also, Riley is the best producer ever. Shout out, Okay,
Storytime best show ever. And Riley is amazing. By the way,
I want to let you know an amazing fact, which
is that you can listen to full episodes with stories
like this whenever you want. Just go to Spotify or

(21:50):
Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcast from and
just search the letter oh, the letter K and then
story Time okay, And you can do.

Speaker 3 (22:00):
It anytime, anytime, even when you beating down the boonies anytime.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
WHOA what did you say? Why did you say?

Speaker 3 (22:11):
When you're doing that little dance at late night or
early morning or during the day whenever you can get
your pants.

Speaker 2 (22:17):
Off, did keon just donate a dollar? Keon?

Speaker 3 (22:21):
Donate more like you don't have a job, dude, Come on, dude,
what the heck man?

Speaker 2 (22:29):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (22:29):
Okay, okay, We've got like just a little bit of
story left here, right okay, okay, Ezekiel. Sometimes people spell
okay okay a why okay? Whoever does who's okay? Okay?

Speaker 2 (22:41):
I love you. I love you. Ezekiel's great. Do we
have anything to say here? John?

Speaker 1 (22:48):
I mean, I love how they put all of this
cast on here. We didn't need that at all. We
literally didn't need the cast Useless.

Speaker 2 (22:55):
Dude, I literally called not putting that there was like Lily,
and like Lily had like four kids. Sound like I
refuse to write their names down? And I know you're
the grand You're You're just like her.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
You're like I refuse to acknowledge the children into the
are of age.

Speaker 2 (23:13):
I hate the kid, and then we can be best
friends forever. The kids do cease doing this two days Thursday.
You have fifteen children.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
You must write all their names down, as well as
their ages.

Speaker 3 (23:28):
Dast go John. You you sound like you just electrocuted
mice window. Okay, here, here's here's a real get it.
Come on, cause you sound like the who's the guy
that electrocuted my windows?

Speaker 2 (23:40):
Yeah? Right? So what are we doing? Are we going?

Speaker 3 (23:42):
I know who's the guy that did it? Who is it, Dakota,
who's the guy that electrocuted my window?

Speaker 2 (23:52):
Sorry?

Speaker 1 (23:53):
Did you say mice window? The guy who electrocuted mice window?
I thought you were talking about the.

Speaker 2 (24:01):
Green Mile, but I thought it was a trap. Who
is it? I'm sorry?

Speaker 3 (24:09):
Who's the guy that got h and can skywalker off
of the guy?

Speaker 2 (24:15):
Yes? Who Palpatine? You say that Palpatine?

Speaker 1 (24:19):
He does? Do it?

Speaker 2 (24:22):
Do it for me or the chocolate bro.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
I will never forget the way that Emperor Palpatine hits
the word focus in that scene.

Speaker 2 (24:31):
Is crazy focus. Nope.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
Can't even say the way that he hits it stream.
If we all don't believe me, go watch Star Wars
episode three and listen to him hit that word.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
Kean knows what I'm talking about. Focus. Focus. Also, he
really emphasized on the U. It's almost like the oh
isn't there? It's like f U c U s somewhere?
How did we get here? Okay, well, somebody has to
clip the mice window. That has to be a bit

(25:09):
that we clip, and we have to edit it. I
will not apologize. Somebody, please please please see chat is
already dying. Mice window. Please clip it now, Okay, send it.

Speaker 3 (25:20):
I can't do phonics, so I have to memorize words,
and sometimes if I don't memorize the word, to just
make it up.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
And that's what happened. I I love it and I'm sorry, Riley,
but we hate we do have to clip it because
it's that might that might be the greatest bit moment
we've had in the last since I'm here.

Speaker 1 (25:37):
I also just saw a comment that I have to
get ahead of. Can you scroll up a little bit, Riley?
Somebody said, and I don't. I really hope this isn't
in reference to us. Carry Albury says, dude making fun
of someone kind enough to send you money because it's
not enough.

Speaker 3 (25:50):
Oh sorry, no, no, no, no, no, no, carry carry. That
was for one of the producers. I was just giving
him a poke on works here.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
Yeah, it was just here and yeah and he's sitting
a dollar just to get on a nerd guy with
the big movie. Literally never do that, which I just
want to be like, we did not do that. Yes, sorry, sorry,
we would never. Here's one of our friends. It was
one of our friends.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
Yeah, ke On go on Facebook live and like, say.

Speaker 1 (26:18):
My god, god, Keon was here to hear you go
mice window, Oh my god, mice window. Because he loves
Star Wars. Then he was here to hear you say,
mice window is so great?

Speaker 2 (26:32):
Is mice window? Remy if he became a Jedi master.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
Mice Window is Mace window if he if he still
had enough hair to like be piloted by Remy because
he's ball had no hair. The massage, Yeah, it's just
a rat on bear scalp, just going like.

Speaker 2 (26:53):
That's why he's a Jedi Master. There's Mace Wind, then
mice window. Who's the window to his soul to become
a Jedi Master? Amazing?

Speaker 1 (27:06):
Godd If somebody is like a great animator, can you
make that?

Speaker 2 (27:10):
Can you bring that to life? Please? Thank you? Okay,
for God's sakes, all right, if we get guys, if
we get a million views on the clip, then I
will figure out how to animate it.

Speaker 3 (27:21):
I have edited one that got a million views, multi
million views.

Speaker 2 (27:27):
In fact, hey, look at me in the mirror. Blo
kiss oh God, he said to me. Wow, Okay, I'll story.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
We got like a paragraph and a half here. I
think the bottom line the moral of the story is
just you have nothing to do with this god awful
woman's terrible.

Speaker 7 (27:55):
When life gives you window, you open the door. Yeah yeah, yeah,
we need here, okay, holy craft.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
So the kids at the wedding were also very well behaved,
sitting through the ceremony, patiently enjoying the food and dancing
and and most of all, the cake.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
They really are great kids.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
Stop writing in the thing, Riley, they really are great kids.

Speaker 2 (28:30):
In the present day, we have stopped talking.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
To Karen and wiener Heead, but remain close with Dave, Lily, Mark,
and the kids. Karen stays entitled and crazy because she worries.
She worried we wouldn't recognize her otherwise. She's done worst
things since. But it's been three years and I still
can't get over her. It's me or the kids ultimatum.

Speaker 2 (28:55):
And that is the end. There's more of that story.
You have to read the rest the story.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
I'm just gonna read the last You have to read it,
do you do I have to read this, read.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
The whole story. It doesn't even have to read the
whole story. John, Well, you misspelled this first one. Why
are there two peas?

Speaker 5 (29:19):
Just read it?

Speaker 2 (29:20):
Just read it. I don't have to do this. I
don't have to do this.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
Hey, you know what, Riley, Since you're so good at reading,
and I have a feeling that you're this part of
the story is very close to your heart. In fact,
it's almost like you wrote this part of No, No, No,
just read it all right?

Speaker 2 (29:43):
Ready, poop poop poop, pissed my tart half man? I
love Gems.

Speaker 3 (29:47):
Oh man, that is so fast.

Speaker 4 (29:49):
OK.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
Are we happy?

Speaker 8 (29:51):
You know?

Speaker 1 (29:52):
I actually do love Gems. I love uncut Gems with
Adam Sandler. The Softie Brothers are brilliant.

Speaker 2 (29:59):
That's a mo you have seen, and I agree with you.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
Oh dude, you've seen that movie. Dude, that's like a
lot of movie to see. If it's someone who don't
see a lot of movie, that movie goes crazy.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
It's pretty good.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
It's one of the most anxiety inducing roller coasters I've
ever been on in a theater.

Speaker 3 (30:17):
Oh yes, that's true. And that didn't make you more
getting to the next story.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
Since I you know what it is, John, You just
work so dang hard. John works so dang hard.

Speaker 2 (30:32):
No time to watch movies. It's got work to do. Damn.
I do watch more movies than it's just somehow, I
don't watch any of the movies that anyone on the
show talks about. I don't know how it happens, but
that's a crazy coincidence. Gems is away. I have seen
The Matrix. The Matrix I've even seen some of the

(30:55):
the other ones that people hate, you know, where it's
like the next one Matrix one.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
Yeah, so Matrix one, and then it goes down a
little bit Matrix two, and there he goes down to
Matrix three, and then it's.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
Like, why do we even make Matrix four. That's crazy
money money, baby.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
I can't imagine it made much. Probably did it had
to him, I guess because it was.

Speaker 2 (31:19):
Like two years ago. Yeah, you're right, you're right. I
have to double down on the mistake I made and
get another sippy sip ah, Yes, another bever.

Speaker 1 (31:31):
Regina, my future mother in law through their family heirloom
engagement ring down a drain because she hates me. Wow,
it's gotta be top top three dumbest reasons to do
that ever, Like gott it's gotta be up there, top three.

Speaker 2 (32:01):
I'm sorry. I told you. I told you I'm an idiot.
I told you that's why I stop myself. And then
you guys were staring at me and not saying anything
like like hey, say the thought that you thought, but
I'm like, it's so stupid, I can't And then I
did it and please read the story.

Speaker 3 (32:15):
Yeah, I'm confused.

Speaker 2 (32:18):
Flas you guys, fause on it threw down the train.
That's what it was right now, and it's totally getting better. Okay,
please read to Goda.

Speaker 1 (32:31):
I have seen a lot of crazy people in my life,
but my potential future mother in law is the absolute
worst person I have ever met. I thirty female, have
been with my boyfriend thirty one male for eight months now.
By the way, this comes from user bright Side two
five six, and you can submit your stories.

Speaker 2 (32:51):
On the r slash. Okay, storytime super Now that's a
bright Side I can get behind mister.

Speaker 4 (32:57):
Bright so so.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
Stop laughing. Okay, we're about to lose for the rest
of the show.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
For the first few months, everything was amazing. He is
the sweetest and most caring man I have ever been with.
He likes to surprise me with don't stop it, stop it, Riley,
I see you in their writing.

Speaker 2 (33:35):
You're being a naughty boy. You know what.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
Wait, I'm sorry because what he just wrote is so
out of pocket.

Speaker 2 (33:50):
Now, no, I need to know it. Just read it. Okay,
I'm gonna read what he said. This is so stupid.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
He's the sweetest and most caring man I have ever
been with. He likes to surprise me with fun dates
and flowers for no apparent reason. The biggest surprise of all, though,
was when I met his mother and then my mom died.
So sad, Riley, you're making me look really bad now,

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that was what he wrote.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
What are you talking about this? You can't I have
it here?

Speaker 3 (34:28):
It's not watch you do it chat snow there who Okay,
her mom didn't die.

Speaker 2 (34:36):
Take that out.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
So the biggest surprise of all was when I met
his mother. I met his parents for the first time
a few months ago. The first thing future mother in
law said to me when I walked in the door
was are you jewish?

Speaker 2 (34:53):
Riley did not write that, by the way, that in
the story. That was in the story, So just you're there.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
I am not, and I am not particularly religious, but
I was raised Catholic.

Speaker 2 (35:08):
Once I told her this, it was the beginning of
the madness.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
She immediately stopped talking to me and acted as if
I didn't exist. I was extremely nervous about meeting my
boyfriend's parents, so this broke my heart. I was determined
to make a good impression, so I kept trying to
connect with her. This was a huge mistake, and I
should have just let it go. Once we were all
seated for dinner, she finally decided to try and make conversation.

(35:34):
I have naturally red hair, and she asked me if
my parents have the same color. I told her that
I have the same hair as my mother. She then
had the audacity to ask me, does the carripit match
the dream?

Speaker 2 (35:47):
I was about to ask that question. Look at you
over there, audacious Riley, whoa dude? The mom? What's going
on here?

Speaker 4 (35:58):
Folks?

Speaker 2 (35:58):
You know what's funny is that's not even like a
like a usual insane mother in law. Is like the
the first thing she said when he came from the door,
that was just like even out of left field for
like the crazy cairens. Yeah, it's like feeling couldn't tell you, dude.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
Maybe she's just a roundabout way of being, like do
you dye your hair?

Speaker 2 (36:25):
That's really there's a lot of way, you know.

Speaker 1 (36:30):
Anyway, I had no idea how to respond and just
sat there stunned.

Speaker 2 (36:38):
Seeing my reaction, she said, don't worry, I'll just ask
my son about it later.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
Oh my god, I gotta say, if my mom asked
me that I leave, I'd leave wherever I was and
stunned silence.

Speaker 2 (36:53):
I'd leave, I'd leave, and then that's that.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
I looked over at my boyfriend, who seemed equally as shocked,
but he didn't say anything.

Speaker 2 (37:07):
Boo this man, boo him.

Speaker 3 (37:09):
And you say, I did not edit this in. I'm
not gonna edit any more of the story. I did
not put that in there.

Speaker 1 (37:16):
Yeah, this is a bad story to edit at the top. Yeah, right,
probably put it the first thing, she said, you could.
I thought it, but I didn't put it down. So
so she then started to go on about my hair
being too curly. She told me that I really need

(37:36):
to learn how to run a brush through my hair
and think about my appearance more when I'm out with
her son, Dude, I'm about to throw hands. Then, when
I didn't eat much at dinner, she gave me her
version of a compliment. I was told it was good
that I'm watching what I eat because it would be
a shame if I got any bigger. Hands are being thrown.
This is this was just my first meeting with this woman.

(37:59):
As soon as I got into the car, I burst
into tears until I got home. Guys, can I just
really quickly, can I just say, don't be afraid to
stick up for yourself, even if it would make people uncomfortable,
stand on your business. This woman had no right to
say and act the way that she did with OPI,
and she deserved to be put on her place or

(38:20):
put in her place, and I had the fire put
be put into the fire.

Speaker 2 (38:24):
Right. If you can't take the heat, don't be cooking
in the kitchen.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
Sorry, I sorry, Just so many times I've read that,
it's like oh. And then I went to the car
and cried, it's like, no, you should stand up and
yell in her face.

Speaker 2 (38:41):
She's out of line. Boom, that's better. Don't do what
I just said. Don't do that. So as soon as
I got into my car, I burst into tears. Until
I got home.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
My boyfriend was texting me and apologizing for his mother's behavior,
but the damage was done, and I told him I
needed time to think. He went into apology overload after
this and started sending flowers to my office every day
and leaving me messages begging me to talk to him.
I finally agreed and we went out to dinner. He

(39:15):
told me he spoke with his mother about her inappropriate comments,
and he swore it would never happen again. With this reassurance,
I decided to give it another chance. I wouldn't have
given it another chance until she apologized to your face. Yes,
this is great hearing it from you.

Speaker 2 (39:31):
Where's your mom, dude? Where's your freaking mom?

Speaker 5 (39:33):
Hey?

Speaker 2 (39:33):
Did freaking up? Where your mom at? Dude? Oh? Where's
your mom at? Hmm?

Speaker 1 (39:41):
I need something from your mom. It's called an apology.

Speaker 2 (39:44):
Oh, thank god? Yeah, where's your mom? Got you? Okay?

Speaker 1 (39:53):
Fast forward two weeks to when he invited me to
come to a family birthday party. This time I would
also be meeting his sis and grandparents. His grandparents and
sisters are awesome people. They asked me normal questions about
my job, family and friends.

Speaker 2 (40:09):
WHOA, wow, dude, what a what a what a breath
of fresh air right there? Right? Uh?

Speaker 1 (40:18):
But his mother seemed to be avoiding me throughout the evening,
and honestly, I was okay with that. I went to
grab something from my purse and noticed that it was
not where I left it. I looked everywhere, but I
could not find it. I went and asked my boyfriend,
and he began to help me look. He then got
a strange look on his face. And he quickly went upstairs.

(40:40):
I could then hear a lot of yelling begin. He
came back down holding my purse after a few minutes
and told me that we were leaving. Once we got
in his car, I asked him what was going on.
His mother had taken my purse so that she could
see my driver's license. Oh, she intended to run a
background check.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
He told me she had told him this earlier, but
honestly had thought she was joking.

Speaker 2 (41:09):
Oh my.

Speaker 1 (41:11):
God, So again, maybe I've just had some silly beverages tonight.
I am a marching back into that house, and I'm
getting a nose to nose with this woman, and I'm saying,
what is your issue?

Speaker 2 (41:27):
What's what are what is your beef with me? Yes? Yep,
like even closer, Riley closer looks like a music video.

Speaker 1 (41:35):
Yep, Like right there, like right there, like straight up
bog that lens right in the face.

Speaker 2 (41:44):
What is your malfunction? Anyway?

Speaker 1 (41:49):
I thought that it was best if I avoided any
of his family functions for the time being. It's worked
out great for a while, and he went to any
of his family parties alone. He would ask me each
time before leaving if I was sure that I didn't
want to go, but I always declined. Last week, his
family had their family reunion and he asked me to
please come with him. I was very reluctant, but considering

(42:13):
there would be so many people present, I didn't think.

Speaker 2 (42:16):
She would pull anything. Oh no, dude, what.

Speaker 1 (42:18):
Do you mean if anything that increases the likelihood of her.

Speaker 2 (42:21):
Pulling She's like, ooh, there's people here, I can expose her.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
She's like, yeah, exactly, Aha, now everyone will see she
has red hair upstairs and downstairs.

Speaker 3 (42:32):
Can we just make the mother in law like sprain
an ankle some seventeen number seventeen.

Speaker 2 (42:37):
What color is you? And that's number seventeen?

Speaker 1 (42:43):
And she's gone, yeah, But like she just sprains an
ankle or like her arm gets broken, then she can't
do these shenanigans.

Speaker 2 (42:51):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (42:51):
I know that sounds bad, but it's like it's like, oh,
my leg, and she just focuses on the leg.

Speaker 2 (42:56):
And onceever we need to break her emotional bones.

Speaker 1 (42:58):
I think we can just have the sun vapor riser.

Speaker 2 (43:00):
Guys, what are we doing? By the way, editor, definitely
cut out what I just said. Yeah, I cut out
all that. Yeah, I cut out all of that. Yeah, Facebook,
it cannot go with the girlfriend. Goy, please do that?

Speaker 3 (43:14):
Oh dude, dude, that's this is sad, all right?

Speaker 2 (43:18):
What'd you do? What'd you do?

Speaker 1 (43:21):
When we got there, everything was going great. I met
his extended family and got to catch up with his sisters.

Speaker 2 (43:27):
His mother did.

Speaker 1 (43:28):
Seem to be shooting me death glares all night, but
I brushed it off. Soon she came over and joined
a table I was seated at with his sisters and
some cousins. The conversation was pleasant as we were talking
about his sister's children. His sister had a daughter who
was twelve and is the same age as my niece.
I then showed his sister a picture of my niece

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on my phone. His mother took a look at the
screen and began to laugh. She told me she hopes
that if me and her son ever have children, that
they don't look like my niece.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
Oh my god, So the seventeen is too good for her.
We need a new one. Maybe we'll just give her
the fifteen. Man, I don't know. Wait, does it get
worse as it goes up or.

Speaker 1 (44:21):
It's like a pendul It's it's a there there. You know,
there's not necessarily rhyme or reason to the numbers. It's
more just like, you know, like if you went to
a fasting place and you like ordered.

Speaker 2 (44:32):
The number one.

Speaker 1 (44:33):
It's not like the number ones better or worse than
the number three. It's just they're different.

Speaker 2 (44:37):
So they're all completely randomized. Yeah, it's just the first
one was the number fourteen.

Speaker 1 (44:43):
Oh god, So okay, my niece is beautiful, by the way,
and she is only twelve years old. What kind of
monster attacks a twelve year old child's appearance?

Speaker 2 (45:00):
This was my brain. Sorry.

Speaker 1 (45:01):
I thought I could maybe work in a Justin Bieber
joke in there at some point, but I think he
was a little older than twelve.

Speaker 2 (45:07):
When he came around when I was in my youth.
That's good. He did good. Yeah, you done did good. Cool.

Speaker 1 (45:16):
This was my breaking point, and I went off like
a volcanoes. I started to scream at her and told
her she's the most evil person I have ever had
to the disadvantage of meeting. I told her if I
ever did have children with her son, she can be
certain she'll never meet them, because heych double hockey sticks

(45:37):
is faw is way too faw to travel.

Speaker 2 (45:40):
Tom.

Speaker 1 (45:41):
I'm not one hundred percent certain exactly everything that I said,
but from what his younger sister later said, it was epic.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
Yes, she began to play the victim and wailed that
I had just misunderstood her joke.

Speaker 1 (45:56):
My boyfriend came rushing over at this point, and she
threw herself into a arms, telling him I'm a horrible
woman and he needed to throw me out right now.
He told her that wasn't gonna happen and to stop making.

Speaker 2 (46:08):
A fool of herself.

Speaker 4 (46:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
She seemed to accept this for a moment and sat
back down. She just kept sobbing that I just didn't
understand how to take a joke.

Speaker 2 (46:20):
Oh God, just so freakin'. I'm glad bug Zapper like
she needs because she loves publicly shaming people. She needs
to be publicly shamed, and it's happening. I like to
be I do know. Oh there.

Speaker 1 (46:36):
Then it's then something in her snapped as she noticed
something that my boyfriend was holding in his hand and
began to have another meltdown. Excuse me, I didn't understand
what was happening at this point and just stood there
watching a grown woman pitch a fit like a toddler.
None of what she was saying made any sense to me,

(46:57):
as it was mostly just incoherent screaming, but I did
pick up on many derogatory comments directed in my way
yauser um. My boyfriend then told me we were leaving
and told me to grab my things. As I started
to get ready, future mother in law made a lunge
for my boyfriend's hand and.

Speaker 2 (47:16):
Grabbed the small box he was holding.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
She then looked me dead in the eyes and said,
you'll never have this ring, you little booty hole. She
ran outside and threw the box down a storm drain.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
I forgot about the title. I forgot about the title.
I forgot down the drain. Oh oh and wait who
said it? Who said it?

Speaker 1 (47:49):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (47:49):
By the way, did you know you can go down there? Oh?
I shouldn't say that. Don't go into storm drains.

Speaker 1 (47:54):
Don't do it unless you're retrieving priceless family heirlooms under
adult supervision while the weather is clear. Okay, Okay, I
just don't want to be responsible for anyone venturing into
these storm drains.

Speaker 2 (48:11):
During just look. Okay, but you know you can find
in the world and like nature and forest that aren't
storm drains paces like that?

Speaker 1 (48:20):
Go ahead and tell me, you tell me, I'll tell
you stories like this. One full episodes of stories like this.
They're just growing on trees, and we've plucked all of
them and put them in one place for you to
listen to. And that's on Spotify or Apple Podcasts or
wherever you get your podcasts from.

Speaker 2 (48:36):
All you gotta do is search.

Speaker 1 (48:36):
Okay, story time, and there you have it.

Speaker 2 (48:41):
Do you have a question?

Speaker 3 (48:44):
Yeah, okay, okay, okay, this is a wrap hop, but
I really need to say it.

Speaker 2 (48:48):
Okay, Okay.

Speaker 3 (48:49):
One time, whenever I was in the garden, we had
a lot of green beans, and one time the green
beans connected to a tree and there were green beans
on the tree and we said. My grandpa looked at
me and said, money does grow on trees, because we
would sell the green beans. Would you pick them?

Speaker 2 (49:05):
Isn't it funny how money does grow on trees?

Speaker 9 (49:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (49:09):
Okay, are we going to talk about how I just
cracked levitation?

Speaker 2 (49:13):
Dude? There's a balloon floating and you guys can't even
see It's like the cod of freaking crushing guys. I
can see it in this hold on. We're gonna get there,
but like I am, and it's it's just like it's
it's giving, it's giving. Yeah, there it is, dude, look
at that. It's Oh if I do the hand thing,
do you think it'll stay? Do you think you get it?

(49:35):
I don't want to mess it up. I don't want
to miss it. Oh you did it? Oh dude, uh h,
it's woppley. Oh nice, it's entertaining.

Speaker 1 (49:48):
And now the floor you have confirmed the floor?

Speaker 2 (49:52):
This is where the Why is that funny? Why is
that funny? I have to read?

Speaker 1 (50:01):
Oh, I shout out Belton for making this cool chain
mail Belton.

Speaker 2 (50:04):
Oh dude, Okay, it goes crazy. This is so bad.
You've done your You've done your worst. You're happy. I'm happy,
just happy.

Speaker 1 (50:22):
And that just looks crazy, just crazy because earlier not happy.

Speaker 2 (50:27):
Earlier, today I was not enjoying myself.

Speaker 10 (50:32):
But then I did this and I forgot all my problems.

Speaker 2 (50:35):
Yeah, isn't it crazy? It just makes you forget all
your problems. Crazy shot forgot all of them until this moment.
Said okay, so she threw.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
The box down the storm drain.

Speaker 5 (50:53):
So it.

Speaker 1 (50:56):
Turns out that my boyfriend was intending on proposing to me.
He had just obtained his grandmother's ring while we were
at the reunion. His grandmother is completely heartbroken because now
her ring is down a storm drain instead of continuing
on in the family as she had always wanted. So
Grandma gets to tackle this horrendous woman, right, Grandma gets attacked.

Speaker 2 (51:19):
Bro, if Granny through hands, I would literally jump out
of my seat with joy, jump out of my seat.
I would too.

Speaker 1 (51:27):
I don't know where to go from here. Well, you
should go into the storm drain. I am devastated, confused,
and exhausted. Can I ask him to never see his
mother again? I mean yeah, I'm sure you can ask that.
Is that my place to say something like that? I
mean it is if he was gonna propose to you.
I'm sorry that my story is so long, but I
really needed to get this rant off my chest.

Speaker 2 (51:47):
Hey, don't worry about it. Get down in that storm drain.
What are you doing? What was it locked?

Speaker 1 (51:52):
Now?

Speaker 2 (51:52):
Honestly, honestly, now I have ladders, right, No boyfriend needs
to get in there. Answering. I mean, yeah, but that's
not what the spirit. That is what I meant. Yeah,
the spirit, I totally get it. The spirit of what
you're saying was that there's truly no worry. But yeah,
we were on the same base. If you want to.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
Prove it the terrible future mother in law that you
mean business, you'll crawl down in a sewer train.

Speaker 2 (52:21):
No, but it's yes, if you can get that, you
can get it, because like it's already crazy that she
took it, but throwing it down the sewer drain bro
I mean, tinker, Tinker is making a good point. The
lids on those drains are superheavy.

Speaker 1 (52:41):
See, that's why humans beings invented tools. But like, get
yourself a little pride bar, get yourself a little crow bar.

Speaker 2 (52:48):
Use leverage.

Speaker 1 (52:48):
Leverage is your friends, And I'll just wiggle it on
out of there.

Speaker 2 (52:51):
And honestly, yeah, Sophia, mom should be the one picking him.
I would love. She's not gonna but but but but
could we could we like basically kind of you know,
bear hugger until we carry her over the drain and
then we get her down, and then we put the
lid over twist she canike it out until she shows
us through one of the you know those little holes.

(53:11):
She has to poke the ring up under the little hole,
and then we then we lift the li ind to
let her out.

Speaker 1 (53:19):
I think that has the chain of events rolling right there.

Speaker 2 (53:26):
Oh, let's pull it, let's pull it. This is just
a this is just an hour and a half left. Wait,
it's at the end. Oh it's over. Oh god, yeah,

(53:52):
we're doing We're doing. We're doing good. Guys.

Speaker 3 (53:54):
We had four hours left. We had this one's for me, honey,
heel a p airy. Thanks for the two dollars, riley
a p airy.

Speaker 2 (54:06):
Dude, he did it without boy, I did. I did,
look at it. That's okay, I'll take it. I'll still
take it. I'll still take it. So guys, Yeah, well
see there's an update on that story though, I kin feel.

Speaker 1 (54:20):
Yeah, is there Please look for that because guys, I
just want to let you know again, I'm not advocating
for just like a random vacation down in the storm drain, Okay.
I'm advocating that if you're insane, unhinged, whack a doo
mother in law throws a family heirloom down the storage drain,

(54:41):
the storm drain, you don't just have to go it's
gone forever. You can go down in there and get it.

Speaker 2 (54:47):
Do We got one, Yeah, we got one.

Speaker 3 (54:51):
Okay, sorry, this is That's fine.

Speaker 2 (55:00):
I'll read that's fondly and I'll find it rocking read it.
I'm gonna have to pass this back to you. My brother.

Speaker 10 (55:11):
Sylt up my hand and being kinds with swords.

Speaker 2 (55:25):
No no, no, Chat's loving the update, Nicole says.

Speaker 9 (55:32):
Y'all, y'all, Riley, my kid five years see this for
the first time.

Speaker 2 (55:43):
She thinks you look cute. Thinks Lily cute. I appreciate it.
Lily is one of our o g's ky lily freaking rock.
Let's get that. Say Socrates was actually penny Wise, says
Lunt honestly, who's worst mother in law? Or penny Wise?

Speaker 1 (56:04):
Be honest mother in law through that ring down there,
and penny Wise went.

Speaker 2 (56:08):
Out at least at least penny Wise like like there's
some sort of entertainment in the drain, Like you just
have your hopes and dreams thrown down the drain with
his mother in law, so like there's like some kind
of entertainment, like he's a clown.

Speaker 1 (56:26):
You know, you go at least there's some entertainment. Do
you know what he actually is? You have not watched it,
have you?

Speaker 2 (56:33):
Oh? Of course?

Speaker 1 (56:34):
Yeah, yeah, No, he's a cosmic manifestation of fear itself.

Speaker 2 (56:39):
Celeste deity. That's great.

Speaker 1 (56:42):
A demon from space essentially.

Speaker 2 (56:45):
Oh man, and uh yeah. So the entertainment value, that's
pretty entertaining. I mean, when you're watching one man's camera.

Speaker 1 (56:56):
What one man's horror show is another man's good.

Speaker 2 (57:01):
Time, another man's entertainment. What the heck they deleted one?

Speaker 1 (57:07):
Oh no, no, find the mirror. Find the reddit mirror of.

Speaker 2 (57:11):
The guys we are we are or or archives are?
What is that? What is that that?

Speaker 3 (57:17):
I went to the way back, REGINI what are you talking?

Speaker 1 (57:20):
Well, it doesn't have it. It's usually only.

Speaker 2 (57:22):
For like really big things. It has twenty eight comments.

Speaker 1 (57:26):
The Reddit mirror is like people will make like a
mirror of a website because they suspect.

Speaker 2 (57:31):
That it will be taken down and then the mirror
will stick around. I gotta take off this hat my head.
I'm so hot.

Speaker 4 (57:40):
It's hot.

Speaker 1 (57:42):
It's hot in Topeka, It's it's hot, Inka.

Speaker 10 (57:52):
Hot.

Speaker 2 (57:56):
You think even knows that? Show Man, bro, you know
it's hot.

Speaker 1 (58:00):
Hey, it's hot in Toeaka, it's hot, hot.

Speaker 2 (58:12):
In Topeak. You don't even know, dude, you don't even know. Yeah,
because I'm not like eighty years old. Alright, oh wow,
continuing this story, You're right the update. I can never
take this jacket off. Uh oh, what gold we get

(58:37):
to hit? There is no goal.

Speaker 1 (58:40):
This is jacket's jacket is surgically sewn to my body.
And Angie, it's it's cotton. It's all cotton, and I
think it's it has to be dry clean or else
the dye will leech or something.

Speaker 2 (58:51):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (58:52):
Anyway, Hey guys, we got an update post Ring in
the Storm Drain.

Speaker 2 (58:59):
Give it to me. Let's go wo ooo. It's nothing
chilly in here now.

Speaker 1 (59:04):
I have been getting messages asking for an update on
my situation with my future mother in law, so I
thought i'd make a quick post on what happened. Most recently,
my fiance went no contact with her after everything that happened.

Speaker 2 (59:17):
This lasted all.

Speaker 1 (59:18):
About a week before she showed up banging at our door.
My fiance was at work and I was alone at
home at the time. She was wailing that.

Speaker 2 (59:26):
She was sorry and just wanted to see me to apologize.

Speaker 1 (59:32):
Since I have neighbors who were beginning to watch this spectacle,
I let her inside to talk.

Speaker 2 (59:38):
That was a mistake. I'm gonna just go ahead and
say mistake.

Speaker 1 (59:43):
At first, she was very apologetic and said she just
wants to have a fresh start. She was pretty convincing,
and I was actually considering just letting it all go.
That's when she saw my Christmas tree and all chee
the blucky stick sproke loose yet again. She began to
scream that I was trying to convert her son to

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Christianity and that I was.

Speaker 2 (01:00:06):
Just a little, a little or a little it's.

Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
Like a Victorian way. I can say that that won't
be offensive cause.

Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
We've done or I don't know what that is. I've
never heard literally Victorian curses.

Speaker 1 (01:00:20):
I swear to God, it it gets flagged, I will
do nothing about it.

Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
Booking plain.

Speaker 3 (01:00:27):
Facts.

Speaker 2 (01:00:32):
Yeah, I guess I'll I'll take that.

Speaker 1 (01:00:35):
Again, blah blah blah convert her son to Christianity, and
that I was just a little gardening tool who was
trying to ruin her family. I asked her to please
leave and that she was not welcome here, but she
was not budging. Oh and that's that's the fun time.
That's the fun part when you get to call the police. Uh.

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She told me that no son of hers whatever celebrate
Christ and proceeded to run towards the tree. She began
tearing off every ornament and throwing them, leaving them smashed
on the floor. I have many childhood and family ornaments
on my tree that are very precious to me. Several
were smashed in her rampage.

Speaker 2 (01:01:18):
I would have I can't say that he can. He can't,
but we all know it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:25):
I would have removed her from the premises with extreme prejudice.
Uh oh, we got a was that on purpose?

Speaker 2 (01:01:36):
What happened? Okay? Uh?

Speaker 3 (01:01:41):
I had to grab her and physically drag her away.

Speaker 1 (01:01:49):
This ended with her punching me several times and biting
me on my hand. Oh man, dooh my god, I was.
I finally was able to throw her out the front
door and grab my phone to call the police. She
proceeded to scream like a banshe out front and called
me every name in the book. The police arrived soon after,
and just like that, she completely stopped her fit and
began to try to play the victim.

Speaker 2 (01:02:10):
Talk to your neighbors. Your neighbors will back you up.
Ooh facts, yeah, oh, they definitely hate her.

Speaker 1 (01:02:16):
And they definitely all hurt. They heard all this, so
your neighbors will be able to back you up. She
told the police that I was an intruder in her
son's apartment and that I had attacked her. The police
had arrived with an ambulance which was promptly taken to,
which she was promptly taken to because.

Speaker 2 (01:02:33):
She was feeling faint and was in distress act my
brutal assault on her.

Speaker 1 (01:02:37):
The police then came to interview me, and I told
them what had actually happened. I showed them the bite
mark on my hand and the bruises that were beginning
to form. My fiance arrived at the scene and immediately
came to my side. He confirmed to the officers that
I do live there and his mother is a nutcase.

Speaker 2 (01:02:53):
I mean, ah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:02:56):
Seeing that her son was siding with me sent her
into yeah, another tantrum. The police asked me if I
would like to place charges against future.

Speaker 2 (01:03:04):
Mother in law. Please yes, please, yes, yes, please please
harg charge.

Speaker 1 (01:03:13):
I looked to my fiance and I could tell that
he was conflicted on what to do. I had to
do what would make me feel safe. In the end,
I decided to press charges. Yeah, the just the raw,
primal scream I want to let out right now to

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celebrate that. It cannot be understated. I'm holding it in.
I'll hit it on the way home tonight.

Speaker 2 (01:03:42):
Let's do it to the neighbors. I don't give them
that them.

Speaker 1 (01:03:49):
No, I might, honestly, it might be so primal I
blow out my vocal cords.

Speaker 2 (01:03:53):
That's something. So let's I'll just you. You're a smart boy.
You're a smart boy. Thank you. Oh no, but there's
one update that I missed.

Speaker 1 (01:04:10):
Yeah, where's the update on the ring? I want to
I want to know if they got the ring back.

Speaker 2 (01:04:13):
Please, we'll get the rewind.

Speaker 11 (01:04:16):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:04:18):
Future mother in law was taken to the hospital and
then arrested upon her release. She's now facing charges for
assault and I have taken a restraining order against her.

Speaker 2 (01:04:28):
This is amazing, Yes, this is amazing. Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:04:31):
This has placed a serious strain on my relationship with
my fiance. He and the rest of his family want
me to drop the charges against his mother.

Speaker 2 (01:04:39):
Why no, M'm tired of you guys. I'm tired of
you guys.

Speaker 1 (01:04:47):
He tells me that since I have a restraining order,
she can no longer come near me.

Speaker 2 (01:04:52):
So I have nothing to worry about.

Speaker 1 (01:04:54):
This guy is gonna have his mind blown when he
realizes people can break restraining orders.

Speaker 2 (01:04:59):
It's not a oh no, I can't bother the oops,
yeah right? How many what other rings you got?

Speaker 1 (01:05:08):
Can throw it down the train it turns out it's
a piece of paper legally binding piece of paper, but
a piece of paper nonetheless.

Speaker 2 (01:05:16):
Or do we go to her into it and then
get her in prison for life? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:05:20):
Because what happens if you get the restraining order and
then she breaks it and then you press charges, your
husband's still gonna be.

Speaker 2 (01:05:26):
Like, no, don't press charges because orders you'll do another one.
She won't break it.

Speaker 1 (01:05:35):
To send your mom to jail. Honestly, bro, if my
mom physically attacked my fiance, i'd send her to jail.
I'm sorry, Mom, Not forever. She wouldn't be it forever.

Speaker 2 (01:05:48):
But I'm sorry. You're attacking my wife. You gotta go, Yeah,
go somewhat a little crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:05:54):
I'll bail you out a little bit. I'll make sure
it stays jail in that prison.

Speaker 2 (01:05:58):
When you put it in the context of our own mothers,
it does feel different. But it's just so crazy. She's
attacking your fiance.

Speaker 3 (01:06:06):
That's just your immediate family members.

Speaker 1 (01:06:09):
If anything, she's she's unwell, yeah, she's extremely unway.

Speaker 2 (01:06:15):
But okay, it worked. H let's keep going. M m
m hmmm.

Speaker 1 (01:06:29):
Uh, I don't think okay, So he told me. He
tells me that since I have a restraining order, she
can no longer come to hear me, so I have
nothing to worry about. I don't think he fully understands
how terrifying this experience was for me. He tells me
that it is my decision in the end, and he'll
stand by me, but he doesn't want to see his

(01:06:50):
mother go to prison. Part of me just wants to
pack my bags and run. I told him that I
felt this way, and he's begging me to stay with him.
He says that we can move and have no contact
this family in the future. I'm so confused and conflicted
on what to do.

Speaker 3 (01:07:04):
Don't read yet, don't read yet.

Speaker 11 (01:07:07):
Oh okay, sorry, okay, so yeah, like okay, really quick, okay,
so so sorry.

Speaker 3 (01:07:17):
The next update we're about to read is what happened
after she threw the ring down the drain. So editor
put that segment there and I'll tell you when.

Speaker 2 (01:07:26):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:07:27):
Cool.

Speaker 1 (01:07:27):
So this is the actual update the pre update to
that update.

Speaker 3 (01:07:30):
Yes, sorry, this one was deleted, So thank you Tiny
Cactus for problem me out shot.

Speaker 2 (01:07:38):
Tiny Cactus, w'su's in the shot so m mmmm, taste
a little hob and aarrow in that. That was crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:07:55):
Update number two which is really okay. So this is
the Ring update. Ring in the Storm Drain update. Now,
Oh god, I have been getting a lot of messages
asking for an update on the ring situation.

Speaker 2 (01:08:08):
Unfortunately, it could not be found.

Speaker 4 (01:08:13):
Damn.

Speaker 1 (01:08:14):
The city came out to try and assist, but they
could not uncover anything. My fiance and his family were
devastated by this, and many of them have ceased communication
with future mother in.

Speaker 2 (01:08:24):
Law because of this.

Speaker 1 (01:08:25):
The ring had high significance in the family, more than
I understood at the time of writing my first post.
This was literally the straw that broke the camel's back
for many of the family members. Not to be that guy,
but nobody got down in the storm drain immediately to get.

Speaker 2 (01:08:44):
The family heirloom. It's not a.

Speaker 1 (01:08:47):
Spike trap, it's not a it's a drain. It's a drain.

Speaker 2 (01:08:58):
What do we don't why is w Oh god, dude, no,
I agree. I agree.

Speaker 1 (01:09:06):
Yeah, his sisters have chosen to keep contact with future
mother in law, and one of them told me that
she's playing the victim card. That she's saying that she
had a mental break obviously, and we all need to
be more compassionate and understanding of her. So see, now,
that's not how mental breaks work. All right, you get
treatment for it. Yeah, you go get treatment.

Speaker 2 (01:09:28):
You don't go Everyone needs to understand me the way
I am. No, you go get help, you go get
We need to drop our level of compassion to satan
mode and move forward with that. Er. I'm sorry, but
I have no sympathy for the devil. Why straight up? Uh?

(01:09:54):
So she was saying she had.

Speaker 1 (01:09:55):
A mental break, We all need to be more compassionate
and understanding of her.

Speaker 2 (01:09:59):
I call this crap.

Speaker 1 (01:10:00):
And I know she knew exactly what she was doing
when she threw the ring down the storm drain. Yeah, truly,
that's also probably a lie now that I think about it,
because she's always hated op from the very first time
that she met. Yes, o, P, I have a theory.
I have a theory that the ring never went down
the drain to begin with.

Speaker 2 (01:10:22):
Oooooo, it's interesting. That is interesting.

Speaker 1 (01:10:27):
I think that maybe she hid the ring somewhere on
herself and threw the box down the drain. I have
no way to prove this, but I have expressed this
concern to my fiance and his family. It's a rather
large house, though, and could be hidden anywhere. I don't
think the ring will be found anytime soon if this
was what happened. Dang, the one time we're talking about

(01:10:48):
a story where with the ring, I'm not wearing the
ring around my neck.

Speaker 2 (01:10:54):
Wow, that's actually wild and classic. TM.

Speaker 1 (01:10:58):
Yeah, because my ring is secret and safe.

Speaker 2 (01:11:00):
I've kept it that way. Oh, keep it, keep it.
Wait wait wait, like a ring, the ring, like the
ring you've seen? I mean, I've seen the ring on
your Lord of the Rings, right? Uh no, you damn no,
I'm not. I've seen, and I've not seen it in

(01:11:21):
its totality. I think I fell asleep when watching one
of the but I was tired, not because it wasn't interesting.
I should watch that. You saved yourself right there, Good job,
that's true.

Speaker 1 (01:11:37):
Although, to be honest, there's any movies that I love
that I could understand people falling asleep during it would
be little of the Rings movies because they're very long.

Speaker 2 (01:11:44):
But I like I like that kind of stuff. I
do like that kind of stuff. Yes, anyways, ring ring.

Speaker 1 (01:11:51):
Power on a happier Hey, thanks Riley on a happier note.
I am now engaged to my fiance.

Speaker 2 (01:12:08):
Oh engagement, my engage.

Speaker 1 (01:12:12):
My engagement ring does not have the same sentimental value
as the other ring.

Speaker 2 (01:12:17):
But I love my new ring just the same, and
it's all mine. It's mine forever.

Speaker 1 (01:12:22):
I am very happy to be engaged, and I cannot
wait to spend my life with my fiance. My fiance
is on low contact now with his mother, but word
has reached her that we are engaged. After she found out,
she apparently refused to leave her room for three days.
She refused to speak to anyone or eat any food.
The drama of this woman is unbelievable to me. Soon
after I was told about her quote unquote condition, I

(01:12:44):
started receiving a lot of strange emails and phone calls.
I started getting phone calls from strange men asking me
to perform a variety of.

Speaker 2 (01:12:52):
Different things for them.

Speaker 1 (01:12:54):
Obviously, I was mortified by this and immediately changed my
phone number. I told my fiance what had happened, and
he thinks that someone must be giving up my number
to men they meet by a mistake. No, it's your mom, dud, buddy,
it's your mom. And also this is harassment. I'm sure
she can be prosecuted for this.

Speaker 2 (01:13:10):
Yes, prosecute is mom.

Speaker 1 (01:13:14):
She needs to be in prison.

Speaker 2 (01:13:18):
You know what is that too far? No? No, no, no,
I'm sending her to prison. What's the what's the cutoff
where it goes from jail to like what sentence do
you if jail is like.

Speaker 1 (01:13:34):
A local thing, in prison is present, prison is like federal?

Speaker 2 (01:13:37):
So you got That's what I'm saying, and sentence generally, right,
what's what's what's an what's the average term for jail?
And then what's an average term for because my understanding
is generally once you're the sentence goes like longer than
like a year. Ish okay, Tanker says, jail is less
than a year. That was my understanding. That's not true,

(01:14:00):
that's not generally Yeah, Like generally speaking, I had a
friend who's in jail for like three years.

Speaker 1 (01:14:05):
What shout out, let's get him on the polges got
mixed up, wrong people.

Speaker 2 (01:14:09):
Amanda says, it is not clear cut. That was what
I was thinking, that's why I said generally. I said generally, Uh,
I meant it, and you guys should have You guys
should have should know me. I saw what I meant. Yeah,
this is the jail is up to you a year. Generally, boom,
i'd be saying generally, generally, yes, Generally, i'd be saying generally, Okay,

(01:14:34):
Oh my god, my brain, my brain. I just want
to listen to music for the next hour. Obviously I
was modified.

Speaker 1 (01:14:45):
Obviously I was mortified by this and immediately changed my
phone number. I told my fiance what had happened, and
he thinks that someone must be giving up my number
to men they meet by a mistake. I didn't believe that,
so I did a Google search of my phone number
and found a few Craigslist ads written about me. The
descriptions are just too similar to my apparents. They even
mentioned my red hair. I truly believe this is future

(01:15:06):
mother in law doing in this. She knows how to
post on Craigslist, as she sells a lot of used
things there, like her Yeah, who.

Speaker 2 (01:15:19):
Hah, oh, no, I mean it is used.

Speaker 1 (01:15:29):
I have also mysteriously been signed up for a variety
of different dating sites and corn Cob sites.

Speaker 2 (01:15:37):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:15:37):
If this is future mother in law, then I just
don't know when she's going to stop. This is in
low This is low level to drop to, and I
cannot believe how pitiful this woman is. I showed this
all to my fiancee and told him my suspicions. He
doesn't think his mother has the tech savvy to be
able to pull this off.

Speaker 3 (01:15:54):
Shut up, dude, Oh my gosh, it's it's the twenty
first century. Anyone could do anything.

Speaker 2 (01:15:59):
Have you seen Craigslist?

Speaker 4 (01:16:02):
Dude?

Speaker 1 (01:16:02):
We put it old Craigslist is from nineteen ninety nine,
has never been changed.

Speaker 3 (01:16:07):
We put blades on freaking rumbas. It made them pap balloons.
This is twenty first century.

Speaker 2 (01:16:13):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:16:15):
I can't I can't find a single incorrect thing that
you said there, not one.

Speaker 2 (01:16:21):
All of those things are right neither, oh man.

Speaker 1 (01:16:26):
Okay, uh uh honestly, I'm hating your husband right now.

Speaker 2 (01:16:35):
Beta Beta.

Speaker 1 (01:16:36):
So he doesn't think his mother has the text savvy
to be able to pull this off, then what he
said next chilled me to my bones, as I thought
his older sister liked me. Wait what he said was twist.
He said his older sister had mentioned that to maintain
a healthy relationship, you should be checking your partner's phone daily.

(01:16:58):
She proceeded to tell him there should be no secrets
and I shouldn't have a problem showing him my phone
when he got home.

Speaker 2 (01:17:05):
And uh, I mean, look.

Speaker 1 (01:17:07):
If you come to that conclusion with your partner, then
that's perfectly fine. But like if you get strong armed
into it by some stinky freakin' rap not rat sister, Um, yeah,
that's the different story. I don't like how you're your
husband's being a real limp noodle right now.

Speaker 2 (01:17:28):
Yep, wet toast spine. He's a husband.

Speaker 1 (01:17:31):
He's a completely flaccid linguinie and he needs to be
uncooked spaghetti.

Speaker 2 (01:17:38):
Firm. That's a husband. Maybe a little brittle, but like
he's not bending.

Speaker 1 (01:17:44):
Um pasta jokes.

Speaker 2 (01:17:47):
That's where we're at. Where at pasta jokes?

Speaker 1 (01:17:50):
Ummm? I was going to ask his sisters to be
in my bridal party, And now I don't even know
where I stand with him? Do they hate me too?
What in the heck that I do to deserve this?
I truly don't know who I can trust anymore. I've
decided to limit what I tell them going forward as
I currently think they are future mother in laws spies.

(01:18:11):
For now, I'm going to try and enjoy my engagement
and put all of this out of my head. I
guess I'll just have to wait and see what happens
with his family.

Speaker 2 (01:18:22):
Do I keep reading? Was this what I read before? No?
This is the fourth update?

Speaker 3 (01:18:27):
So we read the first we read the original post,
and then we read the third update, and now we're
reading the second update.

Speaker 2 (01:18:34):
Okay, second part?

Speaker 3 (01:18:35):
Yes, okay, so we read the third part first, and
now we're reading the second part. All right, but the
second I mean.

Speaker 1 (01:18:42):
If you keep at number two, part five, number three,
if you keep.

Speaker 2 (01:18:47):
It in line and it it makes sense.

Speaker 1 (01:18:48):
So yeah, maybe, uh well everyone, I know I will
be trashed for being so stupid, but many of you
have asked for an update. I left my fiance after
everything happened, which low key I was going to say,
at this point, you got it, It's time to go, dude,
this is not what you want.

Speaker 2 (01:19:07):
He's just not he's just not getting it. Yeah, like
he's just not getting it.

Speaker 1 (01:19:11):
It'd be different if he was like, yeah, no, this
is insane. I don't know what's going on with my family.
I've got your bag one hundred percent. Let's move, Let's
get out of here. Let's go somewhere else, start a
new life. He's like, I think my mom's too stupid
to know how the internet works. It's like, I think
she's just a little dramatic. It's like, na, dude, have

(01:19:32):
you seen what she does?

Speaker 2 (01:19:33):
You're my enemy. Now you are my enemy. Holy moly.

Speaker 1 (01:19:37):
So I left my fiance after everything happened, and I
was heartbroken. A few days after leaving and staying with
my parent, I found out the news I'm pregnant.

Speaker 2 (01:19:48):
Oh my god, dude, you're joking. Oh you are stop?
Oh my god, Oh my god, stop it. Okay, oh
dang creaks great ah, oh man, I just need a

(01:20:16):
second to you know what I just remembered grand parental rights. Oh,
that's right. Those are real. It's a real thing, as
we have discovered in this show. Now those can be lost.
Of course, she should have none. That mom should have done.

(01:20:37):
But but does she start off with some and only
get it taken away once she is abusive enough to
be taken away in the court of law.

Speaker 1 (01:20:46):
I think it's the other way around. I think you
actually have to prove you have to prove grandparents rights first.

Speaker 2 (01:20:53):
I don't think you start with them.

Speaker 1 (01:20:55):
I think you have to prove that they're needed and
that you and that a parent is a danger to
be a child or something. I think it's probably different
from state to state as well.

Speaker 2 (01:21:06):
So who knows.

Speaker 1 (01:21:09):
So I'm pregnant. John's purple hing. I came to the
apartment to tell him the news and his mother was there. Yeah,
that's that's the the red John is the one cool

(01:21:34):
nice okay, Uh, I am pregnant. I came to the
apartment to tell him the news and his.

Speaker 2 (01:21:41):
Mother was there. Yep.

Speaker 1 (01:21:43):
He decided to side with her, which, again, great, you
can't be married to this guy.

Speaker 2 (01:21:48):
He's married to his mom O his terrible demon mother.

Speaker 1 (01:21:54):
She screamed the loudest band she scream I've ever heard.
She told me that I need to turn immediately. I
told her I would not do that. I planned to
keep the baby. That is when this monster attacked me.
Oh wow, okay, oh I'm not I'm gonna omit that

(01:22:14):
because that's terrible. I was attacked by a monster and
I called the police. The limp flaccid linguini worthless. I
wouldn't even pee on him if he was on fire. Wow,
he did nothing to help, he said, only said stop

(01:22:37):
from the sidelines.

Speaker 2 (01:22:38):
M m oh my god, I would be tackling her.
What Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:22:43):
So uh luckily, I'm okay. I truly regret dropping the
restraining order. I now don't know what to do. I
think he still has rights as a father, but I
don't know how to fix it so they don't have access.

Speaker 2 (01:22:57):
Go to Jerry Springer and be like, no, I think.

Speaker 1 (01:23:00):
You should actually file the police report and say that
you were attacked by the mother and that he did nothing.

Speaker 2 (01:23:08):
Yes, nothing, Tiny Cactus has pressed all the charges in
the world. That is exactly what you did do. Yeah. Yeah. Also,
thank you tiny Cactus for giving us the whole story. Yes,
thank you God. I'm so glad.

Speaker 1 (01:23:19):
I started hating this guy just like right at the
perfect Yes, I really started being like, man.

Speaker 2 (01:23:25):
This guy sucks. Dude, write though, right head on.

Speaker 1 (01:23:31):
I am now pregnant and alone living with my parents.
Any advice is appreciated, but please leave out the negative comments.
I'm not sure I can handle him.

Speaker 2 (01:23:39):
Who would ever?

Speaker 3 (01:23:40):
God, dude, people piss me off.

Speaker 2 (01:23:42):
It's true.

Speaker 1 (01:23:43):
Okay, Oh my god, Okay, so little trigger warning. There's
like physical there's a lot of physical violence altercations in here.

Speaker 2 (01:23:51):
Yeah, you uh, maybe a quick straight to camera and
then I can put that. Yeah, sh.

Speaker 1 (01:24:00):
Hey, everybody, really quick trigger warning. We've got so not
the time. Hey, everybody, really quick trigger warning. This story
does have some depictions of physical violence while pregnant. So
if that is something that you don't want to listen to,

(01:24:22):
go ahead and skip in the next story. Okay, So
I have been asked many times about what happened after.
When I got home that day, my mother took one
look at me and was furious. I had a black
eye and bruises. I declined the ambulance and went straight

(01:24:42):
to my parents, which normally I'd say, don't do that,
but honestly, this is America, and sometimes the ambulances can
be extremely.

Speaker 3 (01:24:49):
Expecting, more likely of a chance of like a YouTuber
helping you out than the government.

Speaker 2 (01:24:56):
Where did that come from? Yeh, where did that come from?
Mister beast like helped like two thousand people walk again,
a thousand people with their eyesighth.

Speaker 1 (01:25:03):
Raally, the government is not an ambulance. The ambulances are
not the government. Yeah, I know, never mind, what the
hell were you talking about.

Speaker 2 (01:25:17):
I'm just wait, no, no.

Speaker 1 (01:25:18):
No, I just want to take this opportunity to say
that government will not help you.

Speaker 3 (01:25:24):
No wait, it's it's like it's gonna cost so much.
So they didn't want to pay for an ambulance because
that's got three thousand dollars trip.

Speaker 2 (01:25:32):
It is a byproduct of how the government works in
a way.

Speaker 1 (01:25:39):
American healthcare is the dumbest, stupidest thing on earth, and
I hate it and so does everyone, and anyone who
doesn't is a fool anyway. They're either a fool or
massively wealthy. Right, Well, it's because you don't have to
care anymore that the ambulance costs five thousand dollars. You

(01:26:00):
can just go, oh, that's just how much the ambulance is.

Speaker 2 (01:26:05):
Yeah, finally put the camper on me when you said wealthy,
and then you kept going as if you were piling.
Oh my god, because I want to work today. He
is a CEO everywhere target guys. Clear, we were not

(01:26:31):
bashing on Johnny. Loved john Yes, but it was funny
though I love it. Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:26:40):
I declined the ambulance and went straight to my parents.
My mom led me to my bed and made me
a cup of tea, and then she just kept asking
who did this?

Speaker 2 (01:26:48):
Oh, we're gonna get mom versus mom ooh mom on
mom actually shoes endless corner, the good mom in that
corner to release satan begin straight up. She thought it

(01:27:09):
was my ex. But when I told her that, sorry,
she thought she thought it was my ex. But when
I told her the truth, she was even more furious.
I explained everything to her that had happened I never
told her before, and told her all the gory details.

Speaker 1 (01:27:26):
She calmed me down and left to go make me
some food, but she actually left the house.

Speaker 2 (01:27:34):
A few hours later. She came back.

Speaker 1 (01:27:35):
She had what she called her trophy, which is actually
a large clump of ex future mother in law's hair.

Speaker 2 (01:27:44):
Yo, mama's a rider, die bro dude, mama, Oh my goodness, wow,
oh yeah wow.

Speaker 1 (01:27:57):
She actually put it in a memory box. That's gangster r.
That is some straight ge stuff. Bum pulled up and said,
I'm taking the pound of flesh.

Speaker 2 (01:28:12):
So she put in the memory box.

Speaker 1 (01:28:14):
She told her that she will never lay eyes on
her grand baby and many other other colorful things. My
mom is actually an ex body builder and very into fitness.

Speaker 2 (01:28:26):
Yo. There's no chance that that evil mother in law
has any sort of fitness whatsoever.

Speaker 1 (01:28:33):
It's getting suplexed into the next generation. Oh yeah, after that,
I got a call from my ex and he just
screamed at me. What a just like a straight up
ZiT on an amoeba's butt cheek thing to do.

Speaker 2 (01:28:51):
You're just like.

Speaker 10 (01:28:52):
Me, me me, me, me, me, me, me me me.

Speaker 1 (01:28:54):
Just completely acidine useless, Shut your stupid mouth, go crawl
back into your mom's uterus because you're a big freaking baby.

Speaker 2 (01:29:04):
Dang. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:29:05):
I don't know if we can keep that in there.
I was just kind of cooking on freestyle. We can
keep it, we can keep it. It sounds like that's
what he wants to do. Moosknuckle uh after yeah, so
blah blah blah blahh he's screaming at me. Mom took
the call and told him never to contact me again
or he will get the same treatment that was given
to me. And he has not contacted me since. Okay,

(01:29:31):
and uh hey, By the way, you can listen to
full episodes of stories like this uh whenever you want.

Speaker 2 (01:29:36):
Just go to the.

Speaker 1 (01:29:36):
Spotify, Apple Podcasts wherever you listen to podcasts search Okay
story time and there you have it.

Speaker 2 (01:29:43):
And I think I do believe that is the end
of that story. Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:29:48):
I apologize for the U oops, I accidentally locked your phone, Riley.
I apologize for that description I gave at the end
of the story. But he really does feel like that's
what they want, right, It's like, maybe maybe a better
Oh the phone died. Dang, that's crazy, So maybe a

(01:30:12):
better A better description would be, like, you know how
like the penguins, they like like they live on the
feet of the of the parents. It's like that's where
he just wants to live on his mom's penguin feet.
He wants to be in the penguin pouch. He's just
a big, stinky penguin trying to live in his mom's

(01:30:35):
penguin pouch. Which technically I don't think that's even right
because I think it's the the dads who have the
penguin pouch them. While the dads are all huddled up.

Speaker 2 (01:30:45):
It's like a skin fold that they kind of like, Yeah,
it's like pouch, and I bet it's what the mom
wants to Honestly, so much good stuff going on there.

Speaker 1 (01:30:57):
Wise, it's like the hard line, like Judaism versus christ.

Speaker 2 (01:31:00):
She's like, my fe will never be dirty, Chris. It's
like it's a Christmas tree, bro, It's fun. It's fun.
Come on.

Speaker 1 (01:31:10):
Bottom line, it's like, well, whatever the blueprint that it
was used to make you, I want to make sure.

Speaker 2 (01:31:14):
I don't follow it. Yeah, we need to stop. We
need to stop. I mean, you know, op he did
as she has the right to do. But it's like,
we do not need any more of of mother in
law's DNA being recreated, no more than necessary or already
demon spawn.

Speaker 1 (01:31:33):
Oh family heirlooms that are priceless down a storm drain.

Speaker 2 (01:31:37):
Oh my god, freaking goof dude Brah. Absolutely crazy. And
I'm not insulting penguins. I'm just trying to make crawling
it back into the uterus feel a little less graphic.
But here we go.

Speaker 1 (01:31:51):
I had to say it again because Causesanda just had
to imply I was insulting penguins. So if anyone's mad,
I said it twice getting mad at a Sando. I
hate penguins, I hate dogs, I hate everybody.

Speaker 2 (01:32:11):
It's like almost eleven.

Speaker 1 (01:32:12):
My favorite penguins are the Rockefeller Penguins, Big look yellow.

Speaker 2 (01:32:18):
I have to crack yellow and one more can of
silly juice just for the people, just to close it
out strong. By the way, I've only had two drinks
of silly juice. I think I've I've had I've had
like two point five. Every once in a while, the
silly juice will just hit different. I was sober for
seven months. But oh, the one off the Happy Feet,

(01:32:39):
the one played by Robin Williams. I believe his name
was Lovelace.

Speaker 3 (01:32:46):
Okay, everyone, we're gonna look at the Rockefeller conspiracy theory
about how they control the world.

Speaker 2 (01:32:53):
I do like otters. I love otters. You know they
can get up to no good.

Speaker 1 (01:32:57):
Dude, everyone go to Rumble and look up this smart
every Okay, first of all, everyone don't got rumble. Second
of all, the cuter and more adorable creature looks, the
more horrific they actually are. Yep, like otters get up
to no good. Yep, dolphins get up to no good.

(01:33:20):
What's another one that looks really cute but it's actually
like kind of demonic?

Speaker 3 (01:33:24):
Oh oh, what about those cute little like they're not groundhogs,
but they're cute.

Speaker 1 (01:33:28):
Really like any ape, any any primate?

Speaker 2 (01:33:33):
At all.

Speaker 1 (01:33:34):
Oh oh man, they get up to no good, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:33:38):
Not groundhogs.

Speaker 3 (01:33:39):
But they're like Kiwi's or Kaiwi's.

Speaker 2 (01:33:41):
How is a ki we gonna get up to no good?

Speaker 4 (01:33:44):
What about Kiwi's?

Speaker 2 (01:33:46):
To be clear, I love otters. Have you ever seen those?
Make noise?

Speaker 3 (01:33:52):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:33:53):
They walk around? They go.

Speaker 3 (01:33:56):
Cute Kowei?

Speaker 2 (01:33:58):
Can you look up Kiwi call? Can you play it?
The Kiwi Kiwi call?

Speaker 3 (01:34:02):
Monetized?

Speaker 1 (01:34:03):
What do you mean you get demonetized because it's copyright anything?
What if I showed it on my phone?

Speaker 2 (01:34:12):
Guys?

Speaker 3 (01:34:15):
That's me right now?

Speaker 2 (01:34:16):
That is it's you on the daily bro.

Speaker 3 (01:34:21):
That's a cute color.

Speaker 4 (01:34:22):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (01:34:22):
Where am i fun? You gotta find me there? I
am no up unto the.

Speaker 2 (01:34:26):
Right, Yeah, that's me. It should be right there actually
maybe to the left.

Speaker 1 (01:34:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:34:35):
I like that one. That's gross. Why did someone make
an ai ax a lot? I don't like this. There
is something about them. I don't know what.

Speaker 1 (01:34:48):
What's crazy is that they all the ones that are
white on there, they all live their lives in complete
darkness like in the natural world. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:34:59):
Yeah, rabbits are brutal rabbits.

Speaker 12 (01:35:02):
Oh yeah, dude, I was just tell on the stream
that the cuter and animal is the more horrific the
activities that they get up to when no one's looking,
which is true in every.

Speaker 2 (01:35:17):
In every case, that's is true. My in law is
demanded to see my newborn son, but she hated the
boundaries I set up to keep him safe. Oh look,
you who hates safety? More more essential oils to drink
to a previous story.

Speaker 1 (01:35:36):
Shout to the previous story, and that kid was okay.

Speaker 2 (01:35:38):
Oh thank god. So this officially started because my great
mother in law yep, my great mother in law really
really wanted to see my newborn son. My great mother
in law over the years has started to show signs
of what I believe is dementia and doesn't make the
best judgments. By the way, this comes from Bye Queen

(01:35:58):
for Life A way on the r slash. Okay, sorry,
temp start. So I also realized that she can be
emotionally manipulative. Wait, John, that was the wrong tag. We're
not doing that anymore.

Speaker 3 (01:36:11):
It's okay.

Speaker 2 (01:36:12):
Just keep going we're saying and you can submit it's
what Okay, I'm sorry it might be an old one.
Well yes, anyways, so uh good call it though, I'm
sorry no, you don't apologize. That was a correct call out.
That was a correct call out. I have also realized
that she can be emotionally manipulative and has been way,
and has been that way before she started to show

(01:36:33):
signs of not being completely there. I won't go into
much detail about this, but just trust me when I
say she's overall not a great person. But she's still
my husband's grandmother and I would have never done anything
to upset her. Now, after about two months, my grandmother
in law has been really pushing to see my son.
Both me and my husband were hesitant about this because

(01:36:55):
she has been really sick recently. On top of that,
she has a history of being sick and not telling
one until after the fact, example, a family gathering. That
is a not great time and place to not admit
your sickness.

Speaker 1 (01:37:14):
Yeah, you should be telling people you're sick when you're sick, Alex,
I was ready to play, which honestly, I'm just hope
you feel better, dude, and I maybe I hope your
immune system is okay. We need to we need to
sick like clockwork, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:37:32):
We need to figure out we need to like put
our brains together to figure out how to solve this
for this boy in a little hamster ball, don't eat
us because we're other hamsters trying to help you. That's
apparently what they do, helping hams. Yeah, that's nice to

(01:37:58):
hop he says. When I was Hella pregnant, we were
invited to Thanksgiving at their house, and I declined to
go because I was getting induced the next week and
if I got sick, that would have pushed it back further.
Can't risk that. My grandmother in law promised she was fine. Guys, guys,

(01:38:19):
put and I see you in the mother flipping comments
if you see what this freaking grandma is about to do.
Grandma is about to go not safe, oh, just uncomfortable.

Speaker 9 (01:38:38):
Um.

Speaker 2 (01:38:40):
Not even two days later, she told mother in law
she was very sick and wasn't feeling great even at Thanksgiving.
Uh oh oh and sorry rewinding. My grandma promised she
was fine, but I didn't feel comfortable with it and
stayed home. Not even two days later, she told mother
in law that she was very sick and wasn't feeling
and great even during Thanksgiving. Solesiah Marie, OPI did not go,

(01:39:07):
so yes to answer your comment, Yes, and I see
those ices in the chap, put it in the comments
and the shot for me please babies, so all relevant
to why I didn't want her to see my son. Yet,
as we are deep in r SVC r SV season,
you can, Cassana, just send it clean my nose. Oh

(01:39:32):
you got that, you can if you want to check
that out. We've all had that moment. We've all had done.
We got that, We got the bathroom. I know, but
I'm just saying it's okay, it's okay. Trust we've been there.
Sam had one for a whole video. What what what
we have to Rea.

Speaker 1 (01:39:51):
Completely defeated from his head off to the left.

Speaker 2 (01:39:55):
Oh my god, Okay, well about the cuddle, will be back.
I'm sorry, Lisa Mayor. There's the lee in the saw
and the Mayor.

Speaker 1 (01:40:14):
I'm sorry, Larisa, Larisa.

Speaker 2 (01:40:20):
Y'all already Golrissa, I'm ready to go.

Speaker 1 (01:40:22):
Cassanda, I forgot I put the magnifying glass on my nose.
Got really concerned. Yeah, I really concerned for a second
that I had boogies in my woogie, that I had
a boogie woogie bugle boy up there.

Speaker 2 (01:40:36):
But you know what, you're safe and we and we've
all and we've all had we've had you know, we've
all had. Yeah, we've all had that. You know.

Speaker 1 (01:40:43):
Oh my brain backwards, brain backwards, his brain mind.

Speaker 2 (01:40:49):
See what you're doing as you're doing it, but you
know doing it to you too. I'll read it. I'll
read it anyways. So oh, this is relevant to why
I didn't want to see her and have ever seen
my son yet, as we are still deep in six
season and he has just gotten his first round of vaccines. However,

(01:41:10):
much much much much much much much much much much
pushing and guilt tripping from both her mother in law
sister in law, she just decided she could meet our
son out of our house. Just a little detail. We
live with my with my grandmother, and she helps us
with so much with my son. Honestly, the most amazing
woman ever. And if this is ever read on a

(01:41:31):
YouTube channel, please let the producer go, thank you, Riley,
you're fire. There we go, there we go be right op.
Thank you for that. Thank you for that. So the
genie gave you your wish, ha, you wish to punch yourself.
So we decided if grandmother in law was going to
come over, we were going to set some boundaries to

(01:41:52):
make sure our son was safe and have our own
peace of mind. I thought Op was gonna say, we
were going to make sure we set up some home
alone tight booby traps to make sure our dementia riddled Grandma,
it's just slips on some marbles and could not get
near the baby by any means necessary.

Speaker 1 (01:42:10):
The most brutal and uncalled for a thing you could
ever do to anyone with Alzheimer's is to home alone
the house.

Speaker 2 (01:42:17):
That's true. That's true. Not go be doing that, you know,
to that to disagree with myself from four seconds ago,
I fully condoned with Dakota saying, and I fully do
not condone what I was saying before I'm off the
silly juice. It's a silly, strange, silly thing. Do you

(01:42:38):
imagine though, it's a silly thing to imagine dementia. Grainy's
just going crazy. Maybe if you.

Speaker 1 (01:42:44):
Knew they deserved it right like they were just you know,
I'm talking like Ted Bundy type, like deserved.

Speaker 2 (01:42:52):
You said it on me, you said it on my friends.

Speaker 1 (01:42:55):
Only if your grandma was only only if you're only
if your grandma's confirms you.

Speaker 2 (01:42:59):
A killer can lead home alone. Clip that out. Editor,
you can take that as the bible. There we go,
So we're gonna be back. What what is it? Look
when I said that? Yeah, we will definitely have to
cet that. Regret that in the lake of fire. If
you think, if you think what happened before gun us

(01:43:22):
oh man? Yeah, anyways, you know what to do? Editors, please,
I guess you don't freaking beg you? Yeah, I beg. Yeah,
you'll probably know not to do that, right, Editors, you
can said what to do? Did you wake up and
help it? Hey? Come here? Hey, come here.

Speaker 1 (01:43:37):
Ah, she's gone and she's got dirt to eat.

Speaker 2 (01:43:41):
Oh she got scared. Good you could have left immediately.

Speaker 1 (01:43:48):
She's standing outside of the door talking come back, come
in here?

Speaker 2 (01:43:52):
Just do you edit these? Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:43:54):
To edit every episode to.

Speaker 2 (01:44:00):
Dude, Riley edited every video we did. Chat Riley. He
would have to not only work twenty four hours a day,
he would have to invent new hours in the day.
There would literally be no do you know how many
videos we published a day. I'm gonna stop, but we
have published a lot. Ai would be my best friend.

Speaker 1 (01:44:21):
Yeah, Like you would have to learn how to utilize
sleep time.

Speaker 2 (01:44:25):
Too, that's true, he'd be editing. Who like editing? Is
that a pie? Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:44:38):
Sorry, thanks Sophia for the crussan did briefly?

Speaker 2 (01:44:42):
Look, dude, Sophia, you have full permission to shamack him.
Give him a little smack him. This is a company
where we fully endorse violence against certain producers. Yes, and
that is Riley. You see what I do.

Speaker 3 (01:45:00):
That is a after hand after handschool, this fucking notion thing.
And they're trying to slap me eight fucking hours because
the internet's not working. We're back to the school because
the internet's not working. Sorry for all the children that
heard the three F bombs today, I'll just have minutes one, two, three,

(01:45:22):
There we go.

Speaker 2 (01:45:23):
Why not? What is time? What is time? It doesn't
even exist? Three more minutes in a lake of infinity? Also,
wait a second, can we round of applause? We after three? Sophia,
Sophia is up three or four hours past her bedtime.
Come here, she has rehearsal. You can't say, yeah, get

(01:45:45):
on the stream. The people, you know, they've been begging
for you, chanting for their worm queen, I mean croissans.

Speaker 3 (01:45:50):
I just got back from rehearsal from my Sketch Show, February.

Speaker 1 (01:45:54):
First, I'm eating a croissan I just like I like
the that was almost said like a like a newscaster
who's like out on like in the field. I'm eating
a croissant here at the boardwalk where we just saw.

Speaker 2 (01:46:11):
I know, I can't say the rest of that. Never mind,
I was gonna start talking about somebody. I shouldn't talk about.
Where did we get off rail of the story my window.
Let's keep where we got window. Oh nice window. Wait
until you see the clip. I cannot, Oh my god. Anyways,

(01:46:32):
we're gonna get back because we're gonna keep going anyways
and window. We decided that if grandmother in law was
going to come over, we were going to have to
ssess some boundaries to make sure our son was safe
and have our own peace of mind. The boundaries were

(01:46:52):
that we weren't comfortable with grandmother in law holding son,
but would love her to finally be able to see him. Fair.
I specify this because some people see it was wrong
that we would exclude her from holding son, But we
specified this to everyone before she came over, and grandmother

(01:47:13):
in law agreed with it. So we had an agreement
in the chat chat. Remember, she has been continuously sick
and won't tell anyone that she is when it comes
time to see son. No way in h double hockey sticks.
Was she going to cancel if she felt ill or
go if she holds son son gets sick. This happened

(01:47:34):
to one of my little brothers whenever they were little.

Speaker 3 (01:47:37):
This older lady at her church kissed one of them
on the forehead and they got RSV and like had
to like have an oxygen thing on his mouth.

Speaker 2 (01:47:44):
Oh my god, dude, I'm I'm locking my freaking kids
in a freaking bubble.

Speaker 3 (01:47:52):
Shut out Sawyer for making it through. Man, Dude, what
a sawyer?

Speaker 2 (01:47:56):
Sawyer? Soldier Sawyer?

Speaker 1 (01:47:59):
There's that is that what they would go, saw and
you'd go, you're, you're, And so they called him Sawyer.

Speaker 2 (01:48:10):
That's right.

Speaker 3 (01:48:12):
Yeah, Well he got his name because it's a position
at the sawmill.

Speaker 2 (01:48:19):
Sofia they gave us. You don't understand that. At one
point they Sophia, it wasn't the stream was four hours.
They added four hours on the stream. We were already
hours deep into You think this is what happens. I'm
going to steal that from you.

Speaker 1 (01:48:36):
Okay, back to top of this, I swear Sophia on
top of.

Speaker 2 (01:48:40):
This, On top of this, we said that she needed
to wear a mask and take a VID test beforehand,
and I ain't talking about it YouTube vide you. The
day that she came over, we received a text from
mother in law, who was also coming with my grandmother
in law, and asked what time they should arrive. Mother
in law has been to our house a few times,
so it wasn't a huge deal. And I realized now

(01:49:01):
that it wasn't the best idea. The walk in. Oh,
they walk in, and grandmother in law shows my grandmother
the VID test, not us, but whatever, and proceeds to
stuff the mask she was holding back into her purse.
At this point, I'm kind of over it, but I
just smile and talk to her for a little bit

(01:49:23):
before going back to the kitchen while my husband took
a dog outside to use the bathroom. Don't tell Dakota,
he will be angry. It's right, don't tell me what,
tell me tell the police. Miss the dog. When I
was out of hearing range, or so she thought, she
asked my grandmother to hold the sun. My grandmother turned

(01:49:44):
to me in the kitchen and repeated the question. And
I simply stated, would you mind asking husband when he
gets back, ask your grandson? Lady. I figured, since it's
husband's grandmother in law, it would be a lot gentler
if he let her down. Absolute facts. Don't make for
be the one because that's your grandma.

Speaker 1 (01:50:02):
Stupid, Keep it in the family, keep stupid dingis.

Speaker 2 (01:50:07):
Be a good person, and don't make your wife talk
to your grandmother about that. That's stupid. Yeah, what do
you When did you fall off the stupid tree? What
are you a hamster? What was it?

Speaker 1 (01:50:20):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:50:22):
Don't eat your friends unless I ask for it. Your
friends unless you're in a survival situation. That's basically cry
or they ask you nicely.

Speaker 1 (01:50:32):
Even then you have to have a discussion upfront about
who's going first.

Speaker 2 (01:50:35):
Super So if you just said eat out your friends,
don't eat them. Uh hashtags clip that we gotta go back,
clip that eat out the rich instead. Grandma. Other in
laws started crying, no actual tears, and exclaimed, why no
one like me? Remember when I said about being emotionally manipulative, Yeah,

(01:51:02):
that's what she's doing. I was uncomfortable. My grandmother was uncomfortable.
Our poor other dog in the kitchen with me was uncomfortable.
Even Doggo could pick up on these fake grainy crocodile
tear vibes. I excuse myself to start laundry after checking
in with my grandmother to see if she was okay

(01:51:22):
holding my son for another minute before my husband came
back in. Immediately when I left the room, Immediately when
I left the room, I see you in the comments.
I don't see them. Oh, I see there is this
my blink blank. Immediately when I left the room. Uh

(01:51:52):
h yeah, immediately when I left the room. Room again,
my mistake. My mother in law walks over, takes son
from my grandmother and puts him in grandmother in law's lap. Arrest, arrest, arrested, arrested.

Speaker 5 (01:52:13):
At that that's the sound of the police. Whoops, because
that's who I'm calling. That's true, That's what I'm calling.

Speaker 2 (01:52:24):
I speaking of police.

Speaker 3 (01:52:26):
Yesterday, on my way to the gym, I saw a
white jeep run straight into an AT and T and
the AT and T the door was broken.

Speaker 2 (01:52:35):
The what are you what? It was? Crazy into an
AT and T like eighteen phone store?

Speaker 3 (01:52:40):
Yes, the phone store? What else would it be?

Speaker 1 (01:52:43):
I don't know because you just described nonsense. Look I'm
looking at you in the mirror, and I was like,
I make eye contact with you. What you said is insane.
We need more details other than I watched a jeep
run into an AT and T and then you said,
what the door broke?

Speaker 2 (01:53:03):
No? What did that make sense? Anyway? How fast was
the jeep going?

Speaker 7 (01:53:09):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:53:10):
Fast enough to break the glass of the door. Oh
that's a terrible.

Speaker 4 (01:53:18):
Riley.

Speaker 2 (01:53:18):
I'm gonna have to dunk on you for this.

Speaker 4 (01:53:22):
Mhm h, it's go ahead, guys.

Speaker 1 (01:53:27):
I can't, I can't. I can't be certain what's going
on anymore here?

Speaker 2 (01:53:30):
Guys? Is this a ten hour stream? Is it?

Speaker 4 (01:53:33):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (01:53:34):
It's not eleven, it's almost I think it's almost gonna
be nine. It's gonna be about nine.

Speaker 2 (01:53:40):
So fair.

Speaker 1 (01:53:46):
That is very bourgeoisie of you. Yeah, don't worry. Go
ahead and align yourself with the ruling class. We'll see
how that works out.

Speaker 2 (01:53:55):
That we thought it was. He's such a scotch.

Speaker 1 (01:54:01):
It was Sophia who popped the balloons. Did you know
if you leave too many hamsters together, they eat each other?

Speaker 2 (01:54:09):
Oh she knew that, all right. I didn't. Let's go
correct grandmother's laugh. Police Before this, my son was smiling
and laughing while my grandmother held him put faced him
toward grandmother in law. My son lost it and started screaming,
even he knows, freaking grandma doesn't need to be in here.

(01:54:32):
My husband walks in at this point, sees son on
grandmother in law's lap and immediately grabbed him from grandmother
in law and went into the kitchen. My mother in
law was shocked and made a snyd commentov oh wait
wait wait My mother in law was shocked and made
a sny comment eve, Oh, so no one gets him

(01:54:53):
son today. Then they both left after and my grandmother
apologized profusely for the situation when I found out it
definitely wasn't her fault. There's only one grainny being sent
down the drain today.

Speaker 1 (01:55:09):
One stinky grandmother, and she smells of old, stinky cheese.

Speaker 2 (01:55:14):
Oh stinky smelly smell. It smells removed smelly with no remorse.
But three weeks after what I will now call the incident,
my mother in law has been calling husband and we
explained to her that we were upset with what happened.
She didn't grasp what she did wrong, and the conversation

(01:55:34):
ultimately when no mare nowhere. Another week more calls, hears
what the text message came in to the story. Husband
to mother in law. Hey, I want you to know
I'm not ignoring you, but I'm still not over what happened.
We want you to be part of ours in our

(01:55:55):
son's life, but because of the boundaries you broke, we
don't feel comfortable having you over for for a while.
Is this a husband standing up to his mom.

Speaker 1 (01:56:07):
I've never seen one of those, like with reasonable boundaries too.
He's just sending her to the moon. He's like, you're
just going to go to the moon and respect our boundaries,
and then we'll send you a shuttle and you can
come back.

Speaker 2 (01:56:17):
Come back. We can have cool pictures and videos like
it's it's like it's a good thing. It's it's a
learning experience. Well like that you like that? Huh?

Speaker 4 (01:56:27):
Why is that?

Speaker 2 (01:56:28):
Bernie? I think having a stroke? Now you're having a stroke? Dog?

Speaker 3 (01:56:34):
Time is caught up to you.

Speaker 2 (01:56:39):
Do you when to close the door? Maybe? Is it
is it outside? Maybe close the door? I don't know.
I thought I just thought it was the quest on
a couple of rips.

Speaker 1 (01:56:47):
I also thought it was the Quasso, but it was
not I guess this.

Speaker 2 (01:56:53):
Is Doug says, the business has someone standing upon it.
It seems like smoke smoke, all right, so much, guys,
when's we're picking up? I don't know. Anyways, We're just
gonna be with We're gonna be with Chat for now.

(01:57:14):
We're gonna be with Chat. Okay, sorry guys, Yeah sorry?
Uh next week. Sister in law to husband, So what
are your dinner? Have Mom's on Saturday? If all are busy?
I want to see son a husband. No, Mom still
hasn't even tried to talk to us after her and
Nana came over the next day. Sister in launch and

(01:57:36):
my husband, Hey, what's the deal with Mom and Nana?
Like something's been off since that day they came over
here and y'all have been distant and I just want
to know, like, what's going on? Husband? I already talked
to Mom, but me and OPI decided that we weren't
comfortable with Mom coming over for a while because she
broke our boundaries. It's important to us because we did
discuss beforehand what we expected, and our son's health is

(01:57:59):
more more important than anything. Sister in law, Oh okay,
but uh, what boundaries are broken?

Speaker 1 (01:58:07):
Are you hey, Hi, is this your first day on
the planet.

Speaker 2 (01:58:11):
I'm confused. I'm confused. She wasn't sick or anything. She
had been around Sun before that day when they went
over what happened specifically that made y'all feel uncomfortable other
than not wearing am not wearing a mask? Husband said,
we already told mom about it. Don't worry. Then the

(01:58:32):
next day side note, my postpartum depression has gotten extremely
bad and my in laws are starting to be a
little bit much on Facebook. So I took them off.
I am guessing that it's important foreshadowing. What a beautiful
thing to just take people who are bothering you off. Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:58:50):
Hey, we can all do that, guys. If someone's bugging you,
if you're like er, I really don't like it when
I see their posts, you can just not follow them.

Speaker 2 (01:58:59):
And block them. That's true. That's true. I was scared. Hey,
we're back, So sister in law to husband, why did
Opie unfriend me in mom on Facebook? Well? Stepdad just
called and said Mom is bawling her eyes out over

(01:59:21):
this whole situation. I don't know what the deal is.
I hope you realize what y'all are doing to the family.
Oh wait, no, sorry sister and a lot of husband.
Why did Opie unfriendly? In my mind's faceboy, stepdad just
called and said, Mommy's bowling her eyes out over this
whole situation. I don't know what the deal is like,

(01:59:41):
but I hope you realize what y'all are doing to
the family. We're family, like Vin Diesel, I'm trying not
to be in the middle of anything. But Mom and
Nana I feel like they can't talk to you or Opie.
So what's the doll This crop can't go on forever?
Y'all need don't work at all? Whoa it's like or

(02:00:08):
we can just never talk to them again.

Speaker 1 (02:00:10):
Okay, but probably don't do that. But like also like
both sides need to come to the table.

Speaker 2 (02:00:19):
I mean, well, what I will say is that the husband.
What do we rarely see in this in this in
these stories is like the husband. First off, the husband
is standing up to his own family and not being
like okay, family, go go eat op alive like a piranha. Right,
that's usually what happens. We've seen this literally today multiple times.
Feed second thing we don't usually see is husband and

(02:00:42):
op basically are like, hey, we had these boundaries. We
clearly communicated them in the beginning. We're not comfortable with
you guys coming over right now because you just kind
of blew through them and you're not even acknowledging it
or apologizing for it exactly. And that's I mean. I
do think the husband is doing a pretty decent job.

(02:01:07):
I would agree at doing that anyway. Anyways, Husband, like
I said before, we already talked to Mom about it.
You said you weren't going to choose size, and it
seems that apparently you have. Please stay out of it.
Opie unadded everyone because she has way too much going
on and she doesn't want to be in the drama.
We never said Mom wouldn't see son again, but we

(02:01:30):
just still need time. Son is our son, and Mom
and Nana broke a boundary that we set even before
Sun was born. Even if Opie's family did the same thing,
it would be the same outcome. We were hesitant about
Nana coming over at all because of exactly what just happened.
The next day after that, a phone call and sister

(02:01:52):
with sister in law where sister in law and op
with sister in law and Opie causing drama. Do you
add this?

Speaker 1 (02:02:04):
Is that just just and then just a picture of
Michael B. Jordan.

Speaker 2 (02:02:07):
So there's a drop down that Riley added. I clicked
to drop down. It is a picture of Michael B.
Jordan's as you can somewhat see, it's just a picture
of Michael Jordan. For what reasons? I don't know. Maybe
it's about to be relevant. I don't know. I don't know.
I mean, he's a handsome man. Is that with a husband?
I don't know? God, man, anyways, let's go to a

(02:02:33):
husband's sister in law. God, oh, they only have twelve
minutes long? Why is that the funniest picture you could
have put in there? It just works, It just works.
Just a good looking man, Michael B. Jeordan, a handsome man.
We need one of the handsomest for real. Du bros
got it, Bro's got it anyway, anyways, husband his sister

(02:02:57):
in law Again. After that commversation with me and Op
have talked and decided we feel you need to completely
stay out of everything going on. We understand you're trying
to defend mom and be a messenger, but you have
more likely but you have more than likely have unknowingly
taken her side in this when there is no side.

(02:03:17):
We are Son's parents and we get to decide who
does and doesn't see him. We aren't going to keep
going in circles on what boundaries are because we have
already stated multiple times what they are. What matters now
is that Mom, and now you can't respect that. We
need time to just move on from the situation. No
one is trying to start drama by dragging more people

(02:03:39):
into this, Like Dad, you're in fact causing drama and
we don't appreciate it. In case you forgot, we were
very hesitant on Nana seeing son for the very reason
that happened. Not only did Nana ask to hold Son
when both OPI and I left the room, but Mom
took it in her own hands to hand son over
to Nana again when Opi they said not to. We

(02:04:02):
already stated what is Riley doing now? I don't know.
We already stated we were concerned for son getting sick
and we weren't comfortable with her holding him, but that
wasn't good enough for them. Son is not a toy.
We aren't mad at them, but at the situation, but
you have nothing to do with it, It doesn't matter
that you're the messenger. You can still come and see
son whenever you want, but we need time away from

(02:04:24):
mom to process the situation. So that was just like
a big breakdown of everything. You know, it's Opie's communicating clearly,
is you know, saying, hey, we said the boundaries. This
is our explanation why I want to clear you know,
just just open the air and clearly, maturely communicate like

(02:04:45):
an adult.

Speaker 1 (02:04:46):
Yeah, breaking it down to it's sub atomic parts, really
getting to the nitty.

Speaker 2 (02:04:52):
Gritty pure I would say Opie is at least or
Opie's husband is at least attempting the most mature response,
at least attempting right, if not achieving, I would agree,
sister in law. Lol Okay, see now that would.

Speaker 1 (02:05:10):
Be a perfect example of an immature response. Lol okay, Lola, okay, Hey,
lol okay. That's like basically the same thing as saying lol.

Speaker 2 (02:05:19):
Not reading that. What's worse lol okay or just k
probably lol okay, Yeah, ok disrespectful dude, K is so disrespectful?
K is the worst thing you got. In case you
were wondering, Yes, sister law did kind of come out

(02:05:43):
of left field. I received comments, what come we're friend,
We're going no. No. I was about to say, what's
the overall doing it?

Speaker 1 (02:06:00):
Four more?

Speaker 2 (02:06:01):
With the over under chat is like, no, we need
four more minutes, four minutes I've been falling. Never mind,
that was the wrong line. Reference to that again in
case you're wondering, Yes, sister Law did kind of come
out of my field. I received comments that we should
have just left let his continue, that we shouldn't have

(02:06:25):
just let his continued something and just ignored us from
a law, but we generally, we genuinely wanted her to
just understand why we were upset, and we would really
like her to not get involved. It was trying to
communicate like a freaking professional. I was just starting to
feel like maybe I was just to be and posted
the text messages names hidden, of course, to a Facebook

(02:06:46):
group called Monster and Laws. Not even a few hours later,
I received a text from cistern Law with the screenshots
of the post and a question mark question mark question
mark Ouch, that's it's not gonna be fun. I have
no ethin clue how she found the post, as she
is blocked on my Facebook, but she did. I felt very,

(02:07:07):
very uncomfortable with her just happening upon my post, or
if someone on a group of thousands of people recognize
the story and send it to sister in law. Really
not a fan of that. When I ignored her text,
she sent the screenshots to my husband and here is
what followed. Guys, if you thought these text exchanges were done,
oh my god, are you mistake? Oh my god, husband

(02:07:30):
to sister in law? Can you mind your own dang business.
Husband is now, he's getting that head is hot and
he's getting feisty. His dome bees is hot. You have
done nothing but stir the pot OPI has done. Has
OPI has had nothing but problems since son was born.
And honestly, the last thing she means is this. I

(02:07:50):
don't know what kind of resentment you harbor towards her
or why you even do, but you've hated her since
we got married. And guess what you're gonna have to
deal with it? Opian, Son are my family now, and
they come before anything. I won't let you or anybody
act this way towards us. Decide if this is worth
having a semblance of a relationship with us. I don't

(02:08:13):
give a crap at this endpoint, because honestly, I have
zero interest in talking to you ever again. Boom, hey,
look at that. It's the consequences of your action. Wow,
Paul send or Na? Would you send that message or
not in the husband's position to your sister? I am curious.

(02:08:37):
I think what you say. We did.

Speaker 1 (02:08:42):
We got another four minutes. We got another four minutes
to joking. You guys are amazing. Wow, oh my god,
wow wow, wow, oh my. If you guys keep going,
it's just gonna go down to like thirty more seconds

(02:09:06):
thirty How many splits are we away from that? Four
to two, two to one, one to thirty seconds. We're
three splits away splits away, guys from thirty seconds added
to the clock.

Speaker 2 (02:09:16):
People, we will read your donuts. By the way, let
me finish this. Sorry, okay, so I'm sorry that wasn't you.
It's just last universe.

Speaker 1 (02:09:27):
Because he said he Riley changed to fifteen thousand dollars
twenty four more hours.

Speaker 2 (02:09:34):
Oh, don't give him that idea, dude. Oh man, oh
my god. No, everyone really shush and don't tell nobody.
And it's gonna come in and drop nine thousand dollars. Okay. Anyways, bro,
someone drops ten k.

Speaker 1 (02:09:52):
I will not go home I will stay here all night.

Speaker 2 (02:09:57):
Sister a lot of husbands. We shouldn't have told that.
That's a sister and a lot of husband. I haven't
done anything. I've just been the messenger of this whole situation.
If that's what you wanted find, show Opie true character.
I forgave Opie for what she did to you. She's

(02:10:18):
always assumed I've had it out for her, but I haven't.
You don't understand how much you've affected in her. Are
a family.

Speaker 1 (02:10:30):
She's just being She's not even thinking of herself. Look
how good she is, dude, Right I think of the family. Dude,
this has even about me.

Speaker 2 (02:10:38):
It's a family, right, Vin Diesel would be proud. It's
the family that's not even close to the end of
her text, let's keep going because all of this your wife.
I wasn't the one asking to see the sun. I
was sticking up her Mom and Nana. They felt like

(02:10:59):
they couldn't say anything to you because I didn't want
to upset you. I tell to me the messenger in
this whole situation, because I actually care about I love
my family. You've done irrevegetable emotional damage to Mom and
Nana and now me emotionally dumbaged. I hope he realized that,
and I wasn't the one starting drama. If you don't

(02:11:20):
ever want to talk to me again, then fine, so
be it. Don't come back to me later saying I
told you so. I've done nothing about trying to be
nice and accepting towards your wife. It was Opie, And
all I get is this, But if this is the
life that y'all choose, then go ahead.

Speaker 1 (02:11:38):
Damn you should have She should have started with that.
You should have just led with that so I could
go peace.

Speaker 2 (02:11:44):
Yeah, stupid, Why don't you say that first? Stupid? Hey,
what are you? Stupid? Stupid? Stupid? Opie has never liked
me or Mom or any of our family for that matter,
And it comes the picking sign. Don't call me a

(02:12:06):
post because I've done nothing wrong. I've only teld the truth,
and sometimes the truth hurts. Getting mad and unfriending me
and blocking me doesn't solve anything. Tell me where I've
gone wrong in the situation. Please. I was only looking
up for Mom and now not because that hurts to
see them go, because all upset. This is not go
trimming you. This is just the honest truth. I haven't

(02:12:27):
done anything wrong. Yet I'm causing drama because I'm the
only one afraid. The people's right with you. This person
is stink stink. I don't know why I have taken
this voice, but it is what I sound like. Now

(02:12:50):
we are in treacherous waters easy.

Speaker 5 (02:12:56):
By the way, By the way, did you know, by
the way.

Speaker 2 (02:13:05):
That we have uh full episodes of stories just like this.
If you search Okay story Time on Spotify, Google Podcasts,
or on anywhere else you listen to podcasts anywhere, do
you know what I'm talking about?

Speaker 1 (02:13:24):
Just search story Time on every platform, and if you
find anyone.

Speaker 2 (02:13:31):
Who has our name, report them. That's us.

Speaker 1 (02:13:36):
I mean no, I mean that's not us. Anyone that
has their name that's not us.

Speaker 2 (02:13:39):
Yes, there we go.

Speaker 10 (02:13:40):
We have many to we have multiple channels, so please don't.

Speaker 2 (02:13:42):
Report the ones that are ours. But we are we are.
I am proud to report we're nearing. We're not over
with the text exchange. We're nearing the end of the
text exchange with three minutes and thirty seven seconds, right.

Speaker 3 (02:13:57):
But in fact, Addie or Eddie created the multi bar
Eddie and he made it.

Speaker 2 (02:14:09):
Yeah. Two things. One, you absolutely crushed it and did
an incredible job. And uh, I am proud of you
for that number two. It worked too well. It worked Eddie,
you you did, you did too good of a job,
too good of a job, too good. Yes we're still going, babe,

(02:14:30):
Yeah we are yeah. Oh yeah, yeah, we're still here.
So Dakota, Dakota talked to me because we still have
some Donutsorna after this.

Speaker 1 (02:14:40):
Oh goo uh, shout out to the husband for being
so cool.

Speaker 2 (02:14:46):
Honestly, this is like the most w husband we have
seen in a long time. In truth. Yeah, really, he
is standing on He didn't.

Speaker 1 (02:14:55):
Pull any of the typical stinker moves of being like,
oh well, he wasn't.

Speaker 2 (02:15:00):
He wasn't.

Speaker 10 (02:15:01):
He was not baffling, He did not baffle.

Speaker 2 (02:15:03):
He had very He stood on business. He said, do
not talk to my wife this way. And yeah, I
like I like your wife. I mean your husband. Whoa,
I like the wa and Dakota, just because we've reached
hour nine and within two minutes and seven seconds left

(02:15:26):
on the stream doesn't mean you get to just like
people's wife. I like your wife. Oh good luck editor
editing this story or any of the other stories before
for that matter, any of the stories record today but
I forgot what I was going to say, so I'm
just not going to say it at all, and I'm

(02:15:47):
just going to read it in this story husband and
sister in law, I'm taking my wife's side. Yeah. Good,
that's what you should do. Stand in, you should do,
take this side of your wife when she's clearly not
the one.

Speaker 1 (02:16:04):
In the room.

Speaker 2 (02:16:05):
Ezekiel says, Dakota wants married women, and that is absolutely
unequivocally true. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:16:11):
No, I want women married to me. I want unlimited
women married to me. I want eight thousand wives, and
I want them to give me a cake on my birthday.

Speaker 2 (02:16:25):
I love it. Sister in law's husband, Like I said,
it's sad you feel like you have to pick a side.
We're adults and y'all are married. When you get married,
you don't pick sides. Am I wrong? Please tell me
what I did is wrong? Please tell me what I
did wrong. Honestly, this could have been over with the

(02:16:45):
first text of mother in law husband and I needed
a week or two to feel comfortable having them over again,
and sister in law made it worse. Thank you for reading.
Feel free to ask questions or if you disagree with me,
blast me. In the comments. I'll take the criticism. OPI
we do not do We not have criticism for you.
We don't have criticism for your husband, who I see,
by the way, as he should, was the liaison to

(02:17:07):
his family. That is how it's done. You know, you
talk to your family. Partner talks to their family because
there's the home field advantage. That's like what we should do.
You know this isn't thriller. You know, this is a
This is a situation. That's it. That's all I got.
Throw a kid anymore.

Speaker 4 (02:17:28):
For three?

Speaker 2 (02:17:31):
Why donus before someone pockets fine.

Speaker 1 (02:17:39):
Before somebody goes to the bank, lock go Lindsay Spoon,
thanks for the dollar fourteen so much better now, I'm
super thankful to you all. Hey whoa hey than Lindsay Spooon.
We love you, Lindsay Spoon. Thanks for the two dollars
and eighty four cents. My dad's being a massive biop.
See you next Tuesday at the uh at at the moment,

(02:17:59):
but my sister picked me up and I'm staying with
her slash at mom's house while they're away this week.

Speaker 2 (02:18:04):
There we go. Love that. Okay, good lt lt donated.

Speaker 1 (02:18:12):
What the heck was that lt donated five bucks. This
is from my Stream Donuts paying it forward. You guys
should have stream snackies and tea to keep you upru Hey,
shut out.

Speaker 2 (02:18:24):
Hours.

Speaker 1 (02:18:25):
Where's my tea, Sofia, where's my tea? Where's my snakes?

Speaker 2 (02:18:28):
Knock on the door. Yeah, just knock, knock, knock, Sofia.
Time to wake up.

Speaker 1 (02:18:32):
You have to work d Thanks for the nine dollars
and forty one.

Speaker 2 (02:18:36):
Cents in the super chat. Uh Ezekiel, thanks for the
ten bucks.

Speaker 1 (02:18:40):
Need a little more, boys, We need a stream with
John's girlfriend Sophia and Angie.

Speaker 5 (02:18:45):
John.

Speaker 1 (02:18:46):
You're the Orange King Dakota. No grief today, Love you,
Buddy Riley Yeah, my brother from another another. You also
share my dad's name. Let's go so really he's your father?

Speaker 2 (02:19:00):
Ani Moves.

Speaker 1 (02:19:01):
Thank you for the five dollars. Let's get out, su
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Speaker 3 (02:19:13):
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Speaker 2 (02:19:19):
What you know about about me?

Speaker 8 (02:19:22):
Feet g L O g l E Okay, keep going, Uh,
Sue Empire demonotized Sue Empire Coyote, thanks for the twenty
bucks for the four L O L y'all are crazy.

Speaker 1 (02:19:38):
Uh more donated five dollars.

Speaker 2 (02:19:42):
Let's go. You guys are still streaming. She's twenty four hours.

Speaker 1 (02:19:47):
Stream right, but Dalic Dialac thanks for the ten bucks
less than three because I have been glued to watching
you guys. It's amazing and has made my night. Thank you.

Speaker 2 (02:20:05):
Okay, I don't know. Shut up, We're gonna have to
shut up. Just don't exterminate. Thanks for the five new babies.
Would love that, Schmirkles.

Speaker 1 (02:20:17):
Thanks for the five new baby got people. Oh huhcles
four months for Schmirkles. Whoop woo woo late night live stream.

Speaker 2 (02:20:29):
Well, I'm on the night shift. My baby takes the
mon train.

Speaker 10 (02:20:41):
He works from that to feven.

Speaker 2 (02:20:45):
He takes that same trend. Okay, guys, if you love us,
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