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Speaker 1 (00:00):
DNA test proves he is not the father. Now I'm
taking the inheritance Part two, Oh boy, part it was
a doozy too. And to catch everyone up last week
left off in part one, Opie had named her son,
Robert the Fourth, to fulfill her husband's grandpa's last wish
and secure her son's inheritance, which was worth millions of dollars.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
But now the father in law.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Plans to take all that money from opie son and
give it to his own irresponsible son. But it turns
out he's not even really his son, and Opie has proof,
and that means that Opie could maybe get the inheritance
worth millions of dollars back for her son. But we
got to find that out in part two here. But
before that, we have a quick two minute break from
the sponsors that keep the show alive. Let's dig into
(00:42):
it now. Opie writes, I am not rich by any
means at all. My parents grew up in poverty and
worked their way up to lower middle class.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Wait, you have like they have like three houses?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
This is from again a Obviously husband grew up in
this rich family, so he's got stuff. Also, he's the
right Yeah, and op he did mention earlier that they
had for the two houses they bought, they both worked
and saved with one hundred percent their own money.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Yeah. I forgot about that part too. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
I'm not educated beyond high school, and even then I
was average at best. I'm neurodivergent like my son, but
at a higher functioning level, and didn't do well on
subjects that did not interest me. My husband and I
met in high school at the track field.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
And it was love at first sight.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Aw, we've got We've got a little high school sweetheart
segment enough, pretty cute. His parents did not want us together.
I was not the girl they had picked out for him,
and I didn't come from the right kind of family
or come from the same religious background. My husband knew
choosing me was going to make his life harder and
he'd have less support, but gosh.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Darna, he did it anyways. Well. I love love, love,
love love.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Yeah, he lost his college funds, I guess from wow.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Love as consequences, Love as consequences, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
So he joined the military. Oh love as well. Love
loves war. Love is war war. I love you. It's
a war.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Oh God, I worked in a pizza shop while he
was in training, and we got married right after, and
I moved into his two bedroom apartment he.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Shared with a guy from his work. Nice.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
I worked at waffle House around the corner. After waffle House,
while he took college classes online. We worked hard to
get to where we are now. He got out after
finishing college and we moved back home and we bought
our first house, a small, three bed to bath. I
want to point out that in the first five years
of our marriage, while they didn't accept me, they were
(02:38):
never mean or rude to me.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
They called their son regularly. They were always cordial.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
About me, and he asked and asked about how I was,
and always sent gifts on Christmas and our birthdays. Okay,
so they were nice, but they took away his college fund. Yep,
that doesn't sound that nice.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
There. You know what?
Speaker 1 (02:53):
They are polite because being polite is not always being kind,
that is true, but being kind, uh can always be polite.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Boom, there you go, God words, wisdom, gotcha.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
I thought about that one yesterday and I was proud
of myself. Arounds like squares and rectangles.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
I don't know I love that.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
I don't love swears and rectangles plot.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
This is like squares and rectangles. Oh man, that's a
good quote. I'm not plait. I like I like that.
That's like squares and rectangles. That's a good job. I know.
I was like driving around there. That's a good one.
Let's say about I like that. I'll say about it.
Yeah it put it behind and leave it on the show.
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
But after we moved back and eventually got to know me,
we became a lot closer. I also converted to their religion.
I'm sure that helped gout out whatever that is, shout
out Niche religion, Nietzs religion.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Go.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
I love it and have robs God truly though they
way worship Rob and I felt like they were starting
to accept me when I got pregnant with our son
and I officially became a part of the family.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Sexism again, Hey.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
We've seen that so many times. It's like, oh, like,
we hate you. Oh my god, there's a little baby
in your stomach. We love you, right, dude.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Now.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
I did not see any reason to not trust them
or believe them when my husband's grandpa asked me to
name my son after him.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
My husband is a very sincere and honest person.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
So when he told me that they were serious about this,
that's all I needed to hear, and I agreed to
it for the sole purpose of securing a better future
for my son. Also makes like the baby name and easier.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Yeah right, yeah, it's like okay, we've we've got it
in all right boom.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Well to that point, though, I wanted to name my
son after my own after my own father and grandfather,
which I mean, you know, fair.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Enough, everyone wants everyone wants to apparently, Yeah, but hey,
how much money do your how are we selling? How
much are we selling out?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
And they knew that, and it was incredibly difficult to
go to my dad and tell him I changed my
mind and he wouldn't be named after him. But we
get a million dollars, we get say that, millions of dollars. Yeah,
this is will understand. Yeah yeah, come on, Houses and
investments get be changed. Millions I guess can also be
(05:12):
changed as we've.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Yeah, it's tricking hard man.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
And I would tell him that he wouldn't be named
after him, but instead after my husband and father in law.
I could tell he was disappointed, but he agreed that
I was doing the right thing for our son.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
I mean, how can you not?
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Yeah, I'll be thrilled if, like, if someone was like,
I'm gonna name my son after you, Sam, and then
later they're like, hey, I got a deal. If I
named my kid Rob three million dollars, I would be like,
go do that. They like, like, I don't care about
my name, but just could be like, you know, you
know a nice a nice uh wine bottle or something.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Dude, here's inheritance.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Here's my question, Keon, if you if you have the
ability to pass down Keon and Keana first, third, fourth, fifth,
just for eternity, but also they had to have a
boy and a girl and also have this the same
if you have, would you do.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
It so I get to pass down my name, but
I don't get the money.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
No, no, no, you have all the money, okay, and you
can create a lineage of Kean and kanas Oh yeah
or infinity infinite confusion brand the name tenth eleventh millions
for each one.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
They're going through the same trauma I went through.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
Yes, pass it down. My name comes with trauma. Having
three vowels back to back to back. Good luck, let's go.
It builds character, dude.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Right, you're you're, you're you're giving the you're giving them characters.
What that's beautiful thing, golly, so Obi says. So for
them to put me through that, robbing me of the
chance to pick the name for our firstborn son under
the promise of he will want for nothing, and then
to snatch it away because he wasn't the kind of
namesake they wanted, because he was autistic, because he wasn't
there perfect air they imagined, And they expect me to
(07:00):
bite my tongue and be okay with my son being
screwed over.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Heck, no, not happening.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
We're going to be visiting my extended family for the
summer next week. I'm going to have my friend mail
it from a local post office. The DNA proof mail
it from a local post office a week or two
after we leave, so there's not a trace back to
us at all, and we will see what unfolds from
a disc Okay, So he's gonna do it, Yeah, shocking
(07:27):
the grenade and walking away, not even looking at the explosion,
except kind of looking at it like far away with
Bayah from the side.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
From the side. Hey, it's John, youre og.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Host here, We're gonna get back to the stories, but
here's a quick three minute break.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Of ass from our sponsors. Small update.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
I've taken the comments seriously and I have formulated a
plan to orchestrate this from the shadows the shadows. So far,
i've executed step one and two. Now my mother in
law also has two sisters. So we're about to get
into some You thought that this plan previous it was
a devious Oh he has more devious, sam key on,
(08:04):
it gets more devious.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
All right, let's see.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
We are we are, We're trench. We are going into
the trenches. So my mother in law has two sisters.
One lives only an hour away and has a drinking
problem and loose lips.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
After she's had a few.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Okay, I figured if anyone had dirt on who the
brother in law's actual true biological father would be, it
would be her. Oh that's diabol she's a spy. This diabolic,
this is literal, this is a CIA level. I'm impressed. Yeah, honestly,
I'm impressed. Yeah, Opie should really join the CIA and
(08:40):
do some private contracting, doing some private investigating and then
and then just like throw it, you know, to Rob's
for for like forever.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
There we go.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
That's how you get your millions to have a full,
infinite lineage of robs.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
That's a good plan, right there.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
So I dropped my unexpectedly to great Auntie's house with
a nice bottle of tequila, and after a few she
was in the golden state of being sober enough to
accurately spill the tea, but wasted enough to forget telling
me I've got a name and that he was local
to the area. So I've decided to hire a private
investigator who I just got off the phone.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Oh my goodness, the plan is coming together.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
This is plotting on a devious level, a whole other
level in sound level. So I've asked him to find
the guy and let me know when he does. I
will update you with the next step once he's been found.
Speaking of updates, Yes, ladies and gentlemen, if you're new here,
this is a multi part series, okay, So if you
(09:40):
want to see the end of the saga, make sure
to follow us on iHeartRadio app or Apple podcasts. Sam
any guesses, can we could you give me a quick
conspiracy theory as to how this is all gonna unfold.
I think that op's going to mail the letter to
the lover yep, and the lover is going to go
(10:02):
umplode the family. So she's kind of like enacting a
walk in grenade. Yes, And then she asked, like much
more plausible than I ability, right, and just just eat
and poport and watch it. I apologize for making everyone
wait so long to close.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Out this saga. Yeah, what the heck? Yeah, come on, dude.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
I was visiting my family when one of my children
got very sick and was hospitalized for a week. They
are doing very well and we are home now and
we'll be getting surgery to correct the problem soon, so
there's no need to worry about things on that end.
That being said, up until a few days ago, my
entire focus was on my child and their well being,
so I put all of this on the back burner.
Her whole like government toppling conspiracy theory, had to just
(10:45):
be put up on the side for a little bit.
I found brother in law's biological father fairly quickly via
the private investigator, and I requested that he collect an
item with saliva on it and send it to a
company with Richard, the other in law's toothbrush that I
stole a few weeks ago. Can we do that collect
an item with his saliva? Dude, we are god. We
(11:08):
are going against wills over here. We are taking stealing DNA.
Like I think we like broken the law like five
is crazy. Yeah, I feel like everyone could counter sue
each other into oblivionuntil there's no money.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
So I stole the toothbrush while I was visiting a
few weeks ago before I left, to see if there
were in fact a parental match, before I set in
the motion, just to get like one hundred percent confirmation, right,
I received confirmation via email and requested Richard's father's address
from the private investigator, and I got to work. I
called my friend and told her to expect a package
in the mail and asked her if she could open
(11:42):
it and put the seal addressed and stamped envelope in
the mail for me, and she agreed to us or
you know, we're erasing any ties that OPE would have
to this.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Right.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Inside that envelope was a letter that I typed and
printed from the hotel office area, claiming to be my
mother in law. So now we're in fraud, maybe saying
that I recently found out via DNA testing kit, that
my husband wasn't Richard the brother in law's father, and that.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
The only man it could be was him.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
I told him that I had hired a private investigator
to collect his DNA so that I and he had
one hundred percent proof of parenthood to Richard, and that
that DNA it was a match. Dude, that's got to
be the creepiest letter to read ever. Someone stealing your DNA.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Dude. Oh, absolutely insane, Op, You're insane, this is this
is crazy.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
We've reached levels of insane. I would think we've seen
something this great. We've seen DNA test before, the stories before,
we haven't seen anything like that. This might be the
most unhinged DNA especially from Ope, like this is unhinged
on Op's party.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Yeah, exactly crazy.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
I told him that Richard the brother in law wanted
to meet him at least once so he could have
some closure, and offered him a large sum of money
if he could make sure this happen. Weapons I then
created a fake email account with my mother in law's
name and told him if he was interested to email me.
I also included the DNA test and paternity test salts.
(13:10):
A few days pass and I had an email agreeing
to meet. Okay, the lover is.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Is going to meet us.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
I emailed him telling him to come by my in
law's house at the regularly scheduled weekly family dinner. So basically,
OPI is inviting this man totally unbeknownst to both sides,
to the lover, to the to the family. Oh my god,
he's gonna crash the regular family.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Dinner that, by the way, in case it wasn't clear,
the whole family attends. Oh my god, this is the
perfect storm, dude, the perfect storm. We went.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
We went from just mailing a letter to the lover
showing up on their doorstep with everyone, you know, mid
mid turkey.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Oh my god, Oh my god. This is stressing me
out right. This is stressing dude.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
I would be like, like, Op, he's like deviously enjoying this.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
I would be sweating bullets. Yeah, just like so, just like.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
I mean, I don't think I would have the guts
to go through with this, but like this, this.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Is the move. But I don't know.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
So I told him that my husband was aware of
the affair and had chosen to forgive me, and that
he again, this is speaking as the mother in law here,
so Opie said as the mother in law that my
husband was aware of the affair, he's chosen to forgive me,
and that he will be present at the meeting to
ensure that nothing happens between the two of us, and
that once brother in law has closure, my husband will
(14:34):
write in a check again the father in law, father
in law, who'stle the inheritance, and he is to leave
and not contact me again. The lover told me that
he understands and agreed, but that if Richard wanted to
continue a relationship with him, he would do it. He
had never had any children of his own when he
was younger, and he was excited to learn that he
actually had a son. This is I feel bad for
(14:57):
this guy, dude, right, so now we're kind of like,
I mean, he did actively cheat. He did actively cheat,
so I guess karma he probably the one thing he
probably knew, probably could have known one. There's probable cause
because she told she ended it after she got pregnant,
So it's possible during the time they were hooking up
(15:17):
to get pregnant, he did not know.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
It's possible.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
It's possible, but you know, unlikely, unlikely, So I told
him that that was the brother in law's Richard's choice,
but to never contact me or my husband again afterwards.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
I also told him to bring the paternity and DNA
test with him, as.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Brother in law wanted to see them and I didn't
have any extra copies.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Devious, she thought, of everything. Devious.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Bro Well, Sam, we do have the finale in the
next part, so we'll see all there.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
All right, let's go.
DNA test proves he is not the father. Now I'm
taking the inheritance Part two, Oh boy, part it was
a doozy too. And to catch everyone up last week
left off in part one, Opie had named her son,
Robert the Fourth, to fulfill her husband's grandpa's last wish
and secure her son's inheritance, which was worth millions of dollars.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
But now the father in law.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Plans to take all that money from opie son and
give it to his own irresponsible son. But it turns
out he's not even really his son, and Opie has proof,
and that means that Opie could maybe get the inheritance
worth millions of dollars back for her son. But we
got to find that out in part two here. But
before that, we have a quick two minute break from
the sponsors that keep the show alive. Let's dig into
(00:42):
it now. Opie writes, I am not rich by any
means at all. My parents grew up in poverty and
worked their way up to lower middle class.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Wait, you have like they have like three houses?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
This is from again a Obviously husband grew up in
this rich family, so he's got stuff. Also, he's the
right Yeah, and op he did mention earlier that they
had for the two houses they bought, they both worked
and saved with one hundred percent their own money.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Yeah. I forgot about that part too. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
I'm not educated beyond high school, and even then I
was average at best. I'm neurodivergent like my son, but
at a higher functioning level, and didn't do well on
subjects that did not interest me. My husband and I
met in high school at the track field.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
And it was love at first sight.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Aw, we've got We've got a little high school sweetheart
segment enough, pretty cute. His parents did not want us together.
I was not the girl they had picked out for him,
and I didn't come from the right kind of family
or come from the same religious background. My husband knew
choosing me was going to make his life harder and
he'd have less support, but gosh.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Darna, he did it anyways. Well. I love love, love,
love love.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Yeah, he lost his college funds, I guess from wow.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Love as consequences, Love as consequences, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
So he joined the military. Oh love as well. Love
loves war. Love is war war. I love you. It's
a war.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Oh God, I worked in a pizza shop while he
was in training, and we got married right after, and
I moved into his two bedroom apartment he.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Shared with a guy from his work. Nice.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
I worked at waffle House around the corner. After waffle House,
while he took college classes online. We worked hard to
get to where we are now. He got out after
finishing college and we moved back home and we bought
our first house, a small, three bed to bath. I
want to point out that in the first five years
of our marriage, while they didn't accept me, they were
(02:38):
never mean or rude to me.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
They called their son regularly. They were always cordial.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
About me, and he asked and asked about how I was,
and always sent gifts on Christmas and our birthdays. Okay,
so they were nice, but they took away his college fund. Yep,
that doesn't sound that nice.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
There. You know what?
Speaker 1 (02:53):
They are polite because being polite is not always being kind,
that is true, but being kind, uh can always be polite.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Boom, there you go, God words, wisdom, gotcha.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
I thought about that one yesterday and I was proud
of myself. Arounds like squares and rectangles.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
I don't know I love that.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
I don't love swears and rectangles plot.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
This is like squares and rectangles. Oh man, that's a
good quote. I'm not plait. I like I like that.
That's like squares and rectangles. That's a good job. I know.
I was like driving around there. That's a good one.
Let's say about I like that. I'll say about it.
Yeah it put it behind and leave it on the show.
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
But after we moved back and eventually got to know me,
we became a lot closer. I also converted to their religion.
I'm sure that helped gout out whatever that is, shout
out Niche religion, Nietzs religion.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Go.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
I love it and have robs God truly though they
way worship Rob and I felt like they were starting
to accept me when I got pregnant with our son
and I officially became a part of the family.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Sexism again, Hey.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
We've seen that so many times. It's like, oh, like,
we hate you. Oh my god, there's a little baby
in your stomach. We love you, right, dude.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Now.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
I did not see any reason to not trust them
or believe them when my husband's grandpa asked me to
name my son after him.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
My husband is a very sincere and honest person.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
So when he told me that they were serious about this,
that's all I needed to hear, and I agreed to
it for the sole purpose of securing a better future
for my son. Also makes like the baby name and easier.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Yeah right, yeah, it's like okay, we've we've got it
in all right boom.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Well to that point, though, I wanted to name my
son after my own after my own father and grandfather,
which I mean, you know, fair.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Enough, everyone wants everyone wants to apparently, Yeah, but hey,
how much money do your how are we selling? How
much are we selling out?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
And they knew that, and it was incredibly difficult to
go to my dad and tell him I changed my
mind and he wouldn't be named after him. But we
get a million dollars, we get say that, millions of dollars. Yeah,
this is will understand. Yeah yeah, come on, Houses and
investments get be changed. Millions I guess can also be
(05:12):
changed as we've.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Yeah, it's tricking hard man.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
And I would tell him that he wouldn't be named
after him, but instead after my husband and father in law.
I could tell he was disappointed, but he agreed that
I was doing the right thing for our son.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
I mean, how can you not?
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Yeah, I'll be thrilled if, like, if someone was like,
I'm gonna name my son after you, Sam, and then
later they're like, hey, I got a deal. If I
named my kid Rob three million dollars, I would be like,
go do that. They like, like, I don't care about
my name, but just could be like, you know, you
know a nice a nice uh wine bottle or something.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Dude, here's inheritance.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Here's my question, Keon, if you if you have the
ability to pass down Keon and Keana first, third, fourth, fifth,
just for eternity, but also they had to have a
boy and a girl and also have this the same
if you have, would you do.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
It so I get to pass down my name, but
I don't get the money.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
No, no, no, you have all the money, okay, and you
can create a lineage of Kean and kanas Oh yeah
or infinity infinite confusion brand the name tenth eleventh millions
for each one.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
They're going through the same trauma I went through.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
Yes, pass it down. My name comes with trauma. Having
three vowels back to back to back. Good luck, let's go.
It builds character, dude.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Right, you're you're, you're you're giving the you're giving them characters.
What that's beautiful thing, golly, so Obi says. So for
them to put me through that, robbing me of the
chance to pick the name for our firstborn son under
the promise of he will want for nothing, and then
to snatch it away because he wasn't the kind of
namesake they wanted, because he was autistic, because he wasn't
there perfect air they imagined, And they expect me to
(07:00):
bite my tongue and be okay with my son being
screwed over.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Heck, no, not happening.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
We're going to be visiting my extended family for the
summer next week. I'm going to have my friend mail
it from a local post office. The DNA proof mail
it from a local post office a week or two
after we leave, so there's not a trace back to
us at all, and we will see what unfolds from
a disc Okay, So he's gonna do it, Yeah, shocking
(07:27):
the grenade and walking away, not even looking at the explosion,
except kind of looking at it like far away with
Bayah from the side.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
From the side. Hey, it's John, youre og.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Host here, We're gonna get back to the stories, but
here's a quick three minute break.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Of ass from our sponsors. Small update.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
I've taken the comments seriously and I have formulated a
plan to orchestrate this from the shadows the shadows. So far,
i've executed step one and two. Now my mother in
law also has two sisters. So we're about to get
into some You thought that this plan previous it was
a devious Oh he has more devious, sam key on,
(08:04):
it gets more devious.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
All right, let's see.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
We are we are, We're trench. We are going into
the trenches. So my mother in law has two sisters.
One lives only an hour away and has a drinking
problem and loose lips.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
After she's had a few.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Okay, I figured if anyone had dirt on who the
brother in law's actual true biological father would be, it
would be her. Oh that's diabol she's a spy. This diabolic,
this is literal, this is a CIA level. I'm impressed. Yeah, honestly,
I'm impressed. Yeah, Opie should really join the CIA and
(08:40):
do some private contracting, doing some private investigating and then
and then just like throw it, you know, to Rob's
for for like forever.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
There we go.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
That's how you get your millions to have a full,
infinite lineage of robs.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
That's a good plan, right there.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
So I dropped my unexpectedly to great Auntie's house with
a nice bottle of tequila, and after a few she
was in the golden state of being sober enough to
accurately spill the tea, but wasted enough to forget telling
me I've got a name and that he was local
to the area. So I've decided to hire a private
investigator who I just got off the phone.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Oh my goodness, the plan is coming together.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
This is plotting on a devious level, a whole other
level in sound level. So I've asked him to find
the guy and let me know when he does. I
will update you with the next step once he's been found.
Speaking of updates, Yes, ladies and gentlemen, if you're new here,
this is a multi part series, okay, So if you
(09:40):
want to see the end of the saga, make sure
to follow us on iHeartRadio app or Apple podcasts. Sam
any guesses, can we could you give me a quick
conspiracy theory as to how this is all gonna unfold.
I think that op's going to mail the letter to
the lover yep, and the lover is going to go
(10:02):
umplode the family. So she's kind of like enacting a
walk in grenade. Yes, And then she asked, like much
more plausible than I ability, right, and just just eat
and poport and watch it. I apologize for making everyone
wait so long to close.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Out this saga. Yeah, what the heck? Yeah, come on, dude.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
I was visiting my family when one of my children
got very sick and was hospitalized for a week. They
are doing very well and we are home now and
we'll be getting surgery to correct the problem soon, so
there's no need to worry about things on that end.
That being said, up until a few days ago, my
entire focus was on my child and their well being,
so I put all of this on the back burner.
Her whole like government toppling conspiracy theory, had to just
(10:45):
be put up on the side for a little bit.
I found brother in law's biological father fairly quickly via
the private investigator, and I requested that he collect an
item with saliva on it and send it to a
company with Richard, the other in law's toothbrush that I
stole a few weeks ago. Can we do that collect
an item with his saliva? Dude, we are god. We
(11:08):
are going against wills over here. We are taking stealing DNA.
Like I think we like broken the law like five
is crazy. Yeah, I feel like everyone could counter sue
each other into oblivionuntil there's no money.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
So I stole the toothbrush while I was visiting a
few weeks ago before I left, to see if there
were in fact a parental match, before I set in
the motion, just to get like one hundred percent confirmation, right,
I received confirmation via email and requested Richard's father's address
from the private investigator, and I got to work. I
called my friend and told her to expect a package
in the mail and asked her if she could open
(11:42):
it and put the seal addressed and stamped envelope in
the mail for me, and she agreed to us or
you know, we're erasing any ties that OPE would have
to this.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Right.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Inside that envelope was a letter that I typed and
printed from the hotel office area, claiming to be my
mother in law. So now we're in fraud, maybe saying
that I recently found out via DNA testing kit, that
my husband wasn't Richard the brother in law's father, and that.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
The only man it could be was him.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
I told him that I had hired a private investigator
to collect his DNA so that I and he had
one hundred percent proof of parenthood to Richard, and that
that DNA it was a match. Dude, that's got to
be the creepiest letter to read ever. Someone stealing your DNA.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Dude. Oh, absolutely insane, Op, You're insane, this is this
is crazy.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
We've reached levels of insane. I would think we've seen
something this great. We've seen DNA test before, the stories before,
we haven't seen anything like that. This might be the
most unhinged DNA especially from Ope, like this is unhinged
on Op's party.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Yeah, exactly crazy.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
I told him that Richard the brother in law wanted
to meet him at least once so he could have
some closure, and offered him a large sum of money
if he could make sure this happen. Weapons I then
created a fake email account with my mother in law's
name and told him if he was interested to email me.
I also included the DNA test and paternity test salts.
(13:10):
A few days pass and I had an email agreeing
to meet. Okay, the lover is.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Is going to meet us.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
I emailed him telling him to come by my in
law's house at the regularly scheduled weekly family dinner. So basically,
OPI is inviting this man totally unbeknownst to both sides,
to the lover, to the to the family. Oh my god,
he's gonna crash the regular family.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Dinner that, by the way, in case it wasn't clear,
the whole family attends. Oh my god, this is the
perfect storm, dude, the perfect storm. We went.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
We went from just mailing a letter to the lover
showing up on their doorstep with everyone, you know, mid
mid turkey.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Oh my god, Oh my god. This is stressing me
out right. This is stressing dude.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
I would be like, like, Op, he's like deviously enjoying this.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
I would be sweating bullets. Yeah, just like so, just like.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
I mean, I don't think I would have the guts
to go through with this, but like this, this.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Is the move. But I don't know.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
So I told him that my husband was aware of
the affair and had chosen to forgive me, and that
he again, this is speaking as the mother in law here,
so Opie said as the mother in law that my
husband was aware of the affair, he's chosen to forgive me,
and that he will be present at the meeting to
ensure that nothing happens between the two of us, and
that once brother in law has closure, my husband will
(14:34):
write in a check again the father in law, father
in law, who'stle the inheritance, and he is to leave
and not contact me again. The lover told me that
he understands and agreed, but that if Richard wanted to
continue a relationship with him, he would do it. He
had never had any children of his own when he
was younger, and he was excited to learn that he
actually had a son. This is I feel bad for
(14:57):
this guy, dude, right, so now we're kind of like,
I mean, he did actively cheat. He did actively cheat,
so I guess karma he probably the one thing he
probably knew, probably could have known one. There's probable cause
because she told she ended it after she got pregnant,
So it's possible during the time they were hooking up
(15:17):
to get pregnant, he did not know.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
It's possible.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
It's possible, but you know, unlikely, unlikely, So I told
him that that was the brother in law's Richard's choice,
but to never contact me or my husband again afterwards.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
I also told him to bring the paternity and DNA
test with him, as.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Brother in law wanted to see them and I didn't
have any extra copies.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Devious, she thought, of everything. Devious.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Bro Well, Sam, we do have the finale in the
next part, so we'll see all there.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
All right, let's go.
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