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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Are we just I'm gonna sit here, Yes, because this
is episode two of Trailer Trashers. Sure, I'm gonna let
you run the show now. Okay, because the first one
I think it was fantastic, brilliant, beyond measure. Yes, as
far as you know. The funny bone algorithm goes, oh,
(00:22):
where's my head set right in front of you, right
on the mic? Oh shoot there it is. Can't script this, really,
this is this is a this is a teaser happening
right here. It's something. Oh wow, you know these are
really nice headphones. Yeah, I can really hear myself.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Excellent. We yes, we cream.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
All right.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Welcome back to Trailer Trashers, the offshoot of One Bad Movie,
where we review movie trailers to see if they're going
to be trash or if the movie will turn out
to be good.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Yeah, but not just the trailer is going to be trash.
We're basically, yeah, we're trying to do passing judgment on
the entire effort exactly simply by you know, reviewing a
trailer of the subject matter.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Exactly, A trailer should be enough to tell you if
the movie is going to be good or not.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
I couldn't agree more yeah, and when you view a trailer,
you're as an American, you should have the free reign
to trash a trailer exactly.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
So getting into today's trailer, this is a surprise with Superman.
We knew we were going to do that. We talked
about it. We didn't talk about our opinions on it,
but we knew we were going to be reviewing Superman today.
I wanted to surprise. I wanted to surprise you with
a new trailer that I had just seen, that has
just dropped very very recently. And I don't know if
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you've heard of this. If you've seen it, but why
don't we just play it? I'll play it for you.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Is it the same idea right over here over yonder exactly?
Can I see what that is? Can I hear it?
Can I see? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
I'm about to play it in a second. Okay, So
this is the trailer for Roofman. H Do you know
what that is?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
I think I just know kind of what it was about. Okay,
but it'll remind familiar with it. Okay, No, I'm not
really familiar with it at all. All right, Well, but
I heard the word the name before. All right, Well,
let's just watch it and we'll go from there.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Uh oh.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
We all like going back in time and imagining how
things could have gone differently, Like what if I made
different choices?
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Here it's been six months and still no leaves on
the whereabouts of the escaped conflict known as the roof Man.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
I was never very good at life. Oh no, no,
don't be scared.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
It's kind of like I was not good at hurting people.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Do I even get your coach? I don't have one?
Are you serious? Here?
Speaker 3 (03:10):
It was a beautiful I was good seeing.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Things details, systems and routines.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Can you tell what the movies about?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Alread now a man hunt tonight for an escaped prison.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Find a safe place to hide for a few months.
He's a very smart individual, superincalient. You're just the man
I want to see you like put. We're missing a
lot you haven't. I just thought I gotta be hiding
someone I love that. I wanted to invite you to
my toy Yeah, give me weight actors. Wow, I would
(03:53):
like to introduce you to someone who made a generous
toy donation.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
That's so kind of you. So John, I have to
stay to work for the government.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
It's a little classified.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
So I never knew we had an intelligence unit here
in Charlotte.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Oh are you law enforcement? Yes? Wow, that's amazing.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Police believe the roofman may still be in the area.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
What you got your passport?
Speaker 1 (04:29):
You've got to leave tonight. We can't just say, oh,
how I'll just lay low. Oh that's an real thing
about who you talk to. You just look like this
all the time.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Tell me what's going on right now?
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Who do you want to be? Jeff?
Speaker 2 (04:51):
I need you to take the ink out like that
up now if you do a quintos. Yeah, I enjoyed it.
It's pretty now. My one critique of it is that
you get the whole movie in the trailer. But sometimes
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that's okay because it's you know, the beats that are
gonna happen, but it's about the execution.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
One question. Yeah, do you want to see the movie? Jared?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Of course.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
I want to say the function of the trailer should
be for you just to say to yourself, I'm gonna
check that out. Because of course, because even if it
was one of those things about like voting, right you
go into booth, you how you feel that thing that
you I mean, now you can just put your earbuts
on and on your phone and sit by yourself and
(05:46):
like or dislike or what. It's the point with one
bad movie. It's the fun we're having with One Bad
Movie podcast now is the perspectives we're getting from people
about what a bad movie is to them, the individual. So,
like we said in episode one, trailer, Trashers is where
you come root Roofman Man Rufman, Roofman, Channing Tatum, Ladies
(06:12):
and gentlemen, you heard it here first, big hit people.
Why it's a big hit, it's a home run. The
trailer is brilliant. Why they went old school. It feels
like a reality show. You're kind of eaves dropping on
these You understand quickly in the story what's happening.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
He's a convey about.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
This guy escapes. They give you all those clues. He
connects up here, he gets the job there, and it's
his interactions until yeah, it all catches up with them.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Yeah, it's pretty straightforward, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Clever, funny. The cast looks great. Kirsten Duns.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Very cute, very strong performer. Think that this has oscar
non potential.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Who cares which it's it's uh, it's gonna get you know.
The Trailer Trasher's Trophy.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
The Trailer Trashers Trophy.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Yeah. Right now, we're announcing the first wow uh presentation
to Kirsten Dunst for her.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Performance best performance in the trailer.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Sorry, sorry Channing, I love you.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Doug Channing was great, he is, but he's not going
to get the first trophy.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
The first Treasure Trashers Trophy goes to Is there a
trophy here? No, but let's give Kirston dun the football.
Give her the coconut fo the coconut football. Yeah, that's
the official Coconut Football Trailer Treashers Trophy.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
There you go on the other side. You don't want
to reveal the other side. That's just a logo on here.
It's a terrible Yeah, what a terrible trophy. There was
a there was a palace chot.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
No, I don't want to do we have c G
I do we have done the budget? Where's another trailer?
Speaker 2 (08:04):
There's a there's a chalice right there that you could
have used.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Oh a chalice? Yeah? Do we'll do with this? This
is nice? Sure, just say this is the first Trailer
Trashers Trophy.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
It's not gonna snap because am I doing a broken No?
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Break it.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
You will break it. You have to remove the thing
that's wow. Anyways, Uh, what else do we want to
say about this movie?
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Kirston duns, Ladies and gentlemen, Oh my gosh, trailer trashers trophy.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
How about that?
Speaker 1 (08:35):
All right? Uh?
Speaker 2 (08:37):
I will say this. I feel like this movie. Oh
my gosh, the trailer is very well done. You know
what the movie is gonna be. There's not gonna be
many surprises. I feel like, you get it's a you
know the beats of the story that they leave out.
You know that he's going to go back to jail.
You know that he's going to fall in love this woman.
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He's going to sacrifice his trying to escape, to do
the right thing. He's trying to make a change living
in a Toys r Us, which I don't know that
that says a lot about I don't know the true story.
I don't know that the real man actually lived in a.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Toys r Us.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
A little bit creepy why he chose a Toys r Us.
But you know, we don't have to dive into that.
It seems like based on a true story. Yeah, okay,
well here's what I like about it. Okay, I like that.
It it's in a very simple world. Yeah, and it
stays in that world.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Yeah, now, you know, before trailer trashers. One of my
obsessions as a writer, producer, director going forward is I
want to do my Jerry Maguire. I want to do
my John Hughes, I want to do my sixteen Candles.
I want to you know, this is kind that in
that algorithm of a simple based on a true you know.
But then it's about the characters and the performances. It's
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not about the you know, although this storyline is very
phantasma goric in what may or may happened phantasmic yes, okay,
meaning how much did they embellish and bend what the
real guy did and or not, you know, because it
seems like, you know, did he really ride the little
scooter and it slipped over and it landed a box
(10:14):
of balls? And I don't know, but I'm sure they
embellished a little bit.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Of course, that's half the fun of knowing what they embellished.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
But again, roof men watched the trailer. I'm going to
see it. I think you're actually going to see this.
From this trailer, I'm going to say, I'm going to
support Channing even though Kirsten Jones, Okay, we love you,
and I hope Kirston has like some fabulous you know,
(10:44):
dinner gown going to the ball fabulous.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Scene in the movie, or as a result of going
to the Lordship. Okay, great, okay.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
But Channing, we love you. It was very nice to
me a long time ago in my kids were young,
They're like.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Dad, you know Channing Datum.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
I'm like, kind of, let's go say and we didn't.
He was very nice, awesome, So we support ruf Man.
I think it's gonna be a hit.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
So you think it's gonna be a hit based on
this trailer, I think it's gonna be a very good movie.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
What if it makes more than Superman? What if I
make that prediction?
Speaker 2 (11:23):
What if?
Speaker 1 (11:24):
What if it does?
Speaker 2 (11:27):
What if?
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Never underestimate the underdoggy Okay, that is Channing Tatum. He
you know, he's he's got a following he does from
those those Dancer movies. He did Magic Mike the Gals,
Like you know, I've seen full on celebrities and co
stars of his, like Funning the Gals. Okay, I mean
(11:51):
I'm sure they gut Tatums like like existence in Hollywood.
Is it's that thing. But like he'll you'll see him
go to like, uh, walk on to Jimmy Kimmel with
other stores, or walk into a charity situation. You'll see
these like movie stares, go like oh hey, and you're
on the road, did you do you know Channing? And
you'll just see some women like j Low or somebody
(12:12):
be like, oh hi, hey, hi, yeah yeah, think good
little dope. It's adorable.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
He's tall, he's handsome, he's charming, he's funny.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
I get it. I give any comments Channing.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
I will say this years ago, in my prior, prior
career working in this business, I worked for a manager
who represented someone he did a movie for Wow, and
she went and visited the set. It was his first
I'm pretty sure it was. And he was love first.
She said, and I quote I'll never forget that. She said,
there's this kid, Channing Tatum, that kid is going to
(12:45):
be a star. Yeah, And it's just funny to see that.
It was so clear to her.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
I'll do my I'll do my, I'll do my Channing
Tatum inforstination and this is this is just the nicest
thing because I do this a lot myself. You kind
of pay it forward. It in the in the in
the Fellowship show us fig uh. But but my I
cut the line at the he was at a signing
thing and I just went to the security and I
just went hey and I said hi, just to see
if they would recognize me. They were like, oh, hey, Stephen,
(13:13):
And I said, you know, just just is there any
way to if we get in this line? Is it
because it was some vi P thing? We did have
bracelets or so? I just I just wanted my kids
to say, I don't so, I you're trying to use
your celebrity and asked the question to live like you
should I use my massive Pequa mac daddy moves. Uh,
just try to get my Kara Jaren meus. And why
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they liked him must have been something from like you know,
what's that show the man Ship? Now? What's the show
you get slimed on? What was that?
Speaker 3 (13:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Yeah, yeah, except he was on all that kind of okay,
and he's cute as a button. So my kids come up.
Sure enough, he waves us up. We go up. I
say hi to him. I really don't know him that well,
and and he goes hey man and he's a good
looking kid. So I just look at him like, hey, bro,
this is so sweet. And I came my daughters to
come so cool now, and Channing Tatum looks both my
(14:08):
dads and he goes, yo, your dad's a legend. Woes yea,
your dad's a legend. My kids were like it was
a horrible It was that was And I was kind
of like smitten myself. I was like, dude, that was it.
But he's that kind of cool. Yeah, he knows if
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your kids are like just to be sweet. It was amazing.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
So you would work with Channing Tatum. If Channing Tatum
called you, you'd be like, I'm there. Well, yeah, just
because last time.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
If in a movie, yeah okay, anything with muskron.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
So James James gun no with Channing Tatum, yes, okay,
oh yeah okay.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Like I would play like the the the priest in
the dance movie like five, what's the next one? Magic Mike,
Magic Mike five, I'll play the I'll play the like
the Carl Ma repent, repent, sodden and then of a sudden,
but you seem in the lake v IP your mic thrown.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Twenties Magic Mike five forgive me, father, Ministry of Magic. Wow,
I'm sure, I'm sure they're right. Now, Well, you know
what we should pitch that, Hey, Channing, do you remember me?
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Hey man, we got we got a Vatican version of
Magic Mike oh Man.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
All right, I think Magic.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Mike five beneath the Vatican. See that's hot. That's that's
one bad movie. That is.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Fair enough. I think I think that's a note.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
We should deserve a trailer trash. We have to review
our own trailer trash.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
To make us a Magic Mike five. Ministry of Magic
beneath the Vatican. Yeah, yeah, below the Vatican, allow the Vatican.
All right, let's get right on that, coming at you soon,
all right, to wrap things up. You think it's gonna
be good. I think it's gonna be good if it
makes more than the Superman. It remains to be seen,
but I think.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Makes more than Superman.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Wow. To save these receipts the people, I can't wait.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
People.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
I think the movie comes out in this fall. I
don't know if there's a scheduled date yet, but once
it does, I cannot wait to save this receipt and
play that back. All right until next time. This is
trailer trasher's peace. We wait, yes, we try not to bream.