April 7, 2025 • 10 mins
Earth is being invaded by… a sports loving alien?
That’s right! Meet Oomi, a little alien who’s come to Earth to learn all he can about Earth’s many, many sports. Oomi befriends a rising soccer star, Arya and together, the two of them embark on a fun-filled adventure to introduce Oomi to as many sports as they can before Oomi returns home. Along the way, they’ll be hounded by government agents, nosy teenagers, and bumbling henchmen, all trying to find what or WHO Arya is hiding.
Join Oomi and Arya for thrills, fun, and a whole lot of sports action!
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Writers: Mike Marshall, Steven Forbis
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh hello, ugh, Umi, Umi, can you hear me?
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (00:16):
My head feels like a super nova exploded in there.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
Keep it down.
Speaker 5 (00:22):
They brought you back inside the team's clubhouse to let
you rest. You gotta hit right in the head with
a fastball. I'm so sorry I should have warned you
about batting. I bet you don't want anything to do
with baseball.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Now, are you kidding?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Baseball is amazing. I want to learn more about it later.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Okay, first we gotta get you out of here.
Speaker 5 (00:44):
Change back into yourself, and let's get out of here
before they find the real center fielder in the closet.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Okay, can we come back to your house when the
game's over. I want to.
Speaker 6 (00:52):
Gotta be back here somewhere. Well, you keep it down,
and I'm scope we ain't supposed to be here.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Sorry, Blade, I don't know why.
Speaker 6 (01:02):
He's even called Tiny A big lug. You're so big
a pumping to everything.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
OOMI don't change yet.
Speaker 6 (01:09):
Hey, there he is number three. The center fielder is
your head. Okay, knock it off, Tiny, listen you, we
want to know who you really are.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Spilled.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
He's Sean Murphy, the center fielder. Who else would he be?
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Wait?
Speaker 6 (01:27):
Asking you, little girl, I'm talking to the guy with
the big lump between his eyes.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
She told you, I'm man Surphy.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Was that eight?
Speaker 4 (01:37):
This isn't a good time to talk to him. You
saw what happened out there.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
He needs his rest. Quiet you.
Speaker 6 (01:43):
I got some few questions for this guy, and I
better get some good answers. So tell me, Sean, how
I've been playing ball?
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Oh well, since the day I was born.
Speaker 7 (01:57):
Really, now, inter if you've been playing for that long,
you must have a lot of favorite plays. Why don't
you tell me which at ease plays is your favorite?
Speaker 6 (02:08):
The double dribble, the field goal, or the power.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
For uh, definitely the field goal. I mean it's it's
a goal in the middle of the field.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
What's not like?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
So much fun?
Speaker 2 (02:22):
That's what I taught.
Speaker 6 (02:24):
Why'd you think that? Plane?
Speaker 2 (02:26):
I thought you were supposed to be the smart one?
Speaker 6 (02:28):
Shut it, tiny, that's it. This guy's coming with us.
Something tells me he ain't who he says he is.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Hoone.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
You need to change back, then go invisible. We've got
to get out of here, I now, don't.
Speaker 6 (02:42):
You don't try nothing?
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Plane?
Speaker 2 (02:48):
The gold No, they ain't.
Speaker 6 (02:51):
They just turned invisible.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Feel around for them.
Speaker 6 (02:55):
They gotta be in here somewhere.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
Come on, hooney, run.
Speaker 8 (02:59):
Why are you do what when we find you? You
gotta wish that stayed still? And then what we told you?
Speaker 5 (03:13):
That was way too close. I wish I knew who
those two guys were. I've got a bad feeling about them.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
I've got a bad feeling in my head.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Let me see.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
Ooh ouch, that is a big bump.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Maybe we should stay here a few days while you.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
What No, I've got to learn some more sports.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
All right, all right, calm down. Which sport do you
want to learn next?
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (03:39):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (03:39):
The one with the ball that bounces on the wood
while tall people through a big orange circle.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
What's it called basketball?
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Yeah, that's it. The one with the baskets?
Speaker 6 (03:50):
Hm.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
Okay, then shouldn't be too hard to find a game nearby.
It's almost evening, though, so why don't we call it
a day and rest and we'll go find about faketball
game tomorrow?
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Alright? Oh, hey, but while we're here, tell me more
about baseball. Oh, and then I want to learn a
little more about what did you call it? Broadcasting?
Speaker 5 (04:11):
Okay, okay, here we are ready for your first WNBA gamewnb.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
W, NBA, WIN WINBA. What's that. I thought we were
here to watch basketball.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
We are WNBA stands for Women's National Basketball Association. There's
some of the best female basketball players in the world.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Yes, all right, come on, let's go.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
Okay, can we just watch the game this time while
I explain it to you?
Speaker 4 (05:03):
You don't absolutely have.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
To play to learn about it.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
And this way, Hey are you?
Speaker 5 (05:08):
What's up?
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (05:10):
Hey, this is one of my friends from school. Let
me go say hi real quick, then I'll come right back.
Stay here, okay, Oh, I.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Don't want to just watch. I gotta play the sport.
Looks like way too much fun to just sit here.
And oh, who's that?
Speaker 9 (05:28):
Say hello to our mascot lightning.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
The mascot.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Oh, this must be the most supportive player on the
whole team.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
I gotta be the mascot.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Okay, here's my change, right as soon as the mascot
goes over there behind the players sitting down, I'll hit
him with us news rate and then change into them.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Oh, this is gonna be amazing. Oh there he goes
almost time. All right to me, it's gonna be a
tough shot.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
You can do this, right, A bell.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Oh, perfect shot. Hi, he's lying down behind the players.
No one even noticed. Now it's time for the change ray. Hmm.
Even a harder shot this time around with them lying down.
But okay, I got this, steady, Homie, steady, And.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
What are you doing?
Speaker 2 (06:21):
No, you messed up my aim. I think I hit
the basketball.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Oh no, Omie, is that you I accidentally shot the ball.
I'm a basketball.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
You gotta grab the change ray and change me back quick.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Here you go riff balls right here. No no, no, no, no, no,
no no no, Aria, Hew, what.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
Am I gonna do on? He's been changed into the basketball?
Speaker 2 (06:57):
All right, ladies, here we go.
Speaker 6 (06:59):
Bull it ow ow.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Ow ouch oh.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
Ay, quit bouncing the ball so hard. That's not very nice.
Speaker 9 (07:13):
There's something funny about this ball.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
I'll take this.
Speaker 10 (07:17):
Ooh, there's a quick steal.
Speaker 9 (07:19):
Looks like it's a sprint down to the other end
of the court.
Speaker 10 (07:22):
Ou ou ou ou ou ou out out ou ou
ou ou ou ou ou ou.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Oh, Aria, I'm gonna be sick, but like I'm a ball,
so I don't even know how I'm going to be sick,
but I'm definitely going to be sick.
Speaker 9 (07:39):
What's this a crazy fans run onto the court. Everyone,
please remain in your seat.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
Don't worry, Umi, I gotcha. I don't believe this.
Speaker 9 (07:53):
That girl has stolen the ball and is running.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Through the crowd.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Okay, just gotta get behind those seats up there.
Speaker 6 (08:00):
Come on almost now.
Speaker 9 (08:05):
Okay, ladies and gentlemen, it appears that our ball thief
is gone. We will return to play as soon as
a new ball makes its way to court. There we
are the game over, zoom We apologize for the inconvenience.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
Omi, can you hear.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Me, Aria, I wanted to play basketball, not be one.
Can we go home now? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (08:32):
You're invisible now, so I'll just change you back with
the change ray.
Speaker 10 (08:37):
There.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
Okay, let's sneak out of here.
Speaker 6 (08:41):
Wait, what what is it?
Speaker 2 (08:44):
It's her?
Speaker 4 (08:46):
It's the Clerk, the Clark.
Speaker 5 (08:51):
Yes, the Clark.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Oh, I've wanted to meet the Clark. I've sent her
lots of basketball pictures and on TV.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
I don't know that seems kind of danger.
Speaker 6 (09:02):
You see that tiny days close? Come on, we gotta
find them. The boss ain't gonna keep taking it easy, honest.
Speaker 5 (09:09):
If we don't capture up maybe some other time, Oomie,
we gotta get out of here fast.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Boh bye Clark.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
Wow, that was close. I can't believe we didn't get caught.
Speaker 10 (09:25):
You feeling any better?
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Yeah, but I did really get to play the game.
We'll have to spend a lot more time talking about
it tonight for me to understand it.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
That's fine, but at least you got to see what
it looks like up close.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
I was thinking, huh, that Viv's calling me. Hang on
a second, hey, Viv, what's up?
Speaker 8 (09:45):
Hey?
Speaker 10 (09:45):
I was wondering how that now that soccer's over, I
thought maybe we could go to the movies or something.
I want to hang out tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
Ooh, I would really love to, Viv, But I can't.
You can't.
Speaker 10 (10:03):
Why. I reasons, reasons. It's about me trying to pass
you as lead score. Come on, Aria, we've always competed
against each other.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
No, it's not that, but I can't.
Speaker 10 (10:18):
Maybe in a couple of weeks, a couple of weeks,
what's going on with you?
Speaker 5 (10:24):
I nothing, Look, I've got to go. I promise i'll
call you back soon so we can hang Okay, by
Speaker 10 (10:31):
A couple of weeks, something's going on over there, and
I'm gonna find out what
Oh hello, ugh, Umi, Umi, can you hear me?
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (00:16):
My head feels like a super nova exploded in there.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
Keep it down.
Speaker 5 (00:22):
They brought you back inside the team's clubhouse to let
you rest. You gotta hit right in the head with
a fastball. I'm so sorry I should have warned you
about batting. I bet you don't want anything to do
with baseball.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Now, are you kidding?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Baseball is amazing. I want to learn more about it later.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Okay, first we gotta get you out of here.
Speaker 5 (00:44):
Change back into yourself, and let's get out of here
before they find the real center fielder in the closet.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Okay, can we come back to your house when the
game's over. I want to.
Speaker 6 (00:52):
Gotta be back here somewhere. Well, you keep it down,
and I'm scope we ain't supposed to be here.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Sorry, Blade, I don't know why.
Speaker 6 (01:02):
He's even called Tiny A big lug. You're so big
a pumping to everything.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
OOMI don't change yet.
Speaker 6 (01:09):
Hey, there he is number three. The center fielder is
your head. Okay, knock it off, Tiny, listen you, we
want to know who you really are.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Spilled.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
He's Sean Murphy, the center fielder. Who else would he be?
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Wait?
Speaker 6 (01:27):
Asking you, little girl, I'm talking to the guy with
the big lump between his eyes.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
She told you, I'm man Surphy.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Was that eight?
Speaker 4 (01:37):
This isn't a good time to talk to him. You
saw what happened out there.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
He needs his rest. Quiet you.
Speaker 6 (01:43):
I got some few questions for this guy, and I
better get some good answers. So tell me, Sean, how
I've been playing ball?
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Oh well, since the day I was born.
Speaker 7 (01:57):
Really, now, inter if you've been playing for that long,
you must have a lot of favorite plays. Why don't
you tell me which at ease plays is your favorite?
Speaker 6 (02:08):
The double dribble, the field goal, or the power.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
For uh, definitely the field goal. I mean it's it's
a goal in the middle of the field.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
What's not like?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
So much fun?
Speaker 2 (02:22):
That's what I taught.
Speaker 6 (02:24):
Why'd you think that? Plane?
Speaker 2 (02:26):
I thought you were supposed to be the smart one?
Speaker 6 (02:28):
Shut it, tiny, that's it. This guy's coming with us.
Something tells me he ain't who he says he is.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Hoone.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
You need to change back, then go invisible. We've got
to get out of here, I now, don't.
Speaker 6 (02:42):
You don't try nothing?
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Plane?
Speaker 2 (02:48):
The gold No, they ain't.
Speaker 6 (02:51):
They just turned invisible.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Feel around for them.
Speaker 6 (02:55):
They gotta be in here somewhere.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
Come on, hooney, run.
Speaker 8 (02:59):
Why are you do what when we find you? You
gotta wish that stayed still? And then what we told you?
Speaker 5 (03:13):
That was way too close. I wish I knew who
those two guys were. I've got a bad feeling about them.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
I've got a bad feeling in my head.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Let me see.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
Ooh ouch, that is a big bump.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Maybe we should stay here a few days while you.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
What No, I've got to learn some more sports.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
All right, all right, calm down. Which sport do you
want to learn next?
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (03:39):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (03:39):
The one with the ball that bounces on the wood
while tall people through a big orange circle.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
What's it called basketball?
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Yeah, that's it. The one with the baskets?
Speaker 6 (03:50):
Hm.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
Okay, then shouldn't be too hard to find a game nearby.
It's almost evening, though, so why don't we call it
a day and rest and we'll go find about faketball
game tomorrow?
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Alright? Oh, hey, but while we're here, tell me more
about baseball. Oh, and then I want to learn a
little more about what did you call it? Broadcasting?
Speaker 5 (04:11):
Okay, okay, here we are ready for your first WNBA gamewnb.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
W, NBA, WIN WINBA. What's that. I thought we were
here to watch basketball.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
We are WNBA stands for Women's National Basketball Association. There's
some of the best female basketball players in the world.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Yes, all right, come on, let's go.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
Okay, can we just watch the game this time while
I explain it to you?
Speaker 4 (05:03):
You don't absolutely have.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
To play to learn about it.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
And this way, Hey are you?
Speaker 5 (05:08):
What's up?
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (05:10):
Hey, this is one of my friends from school. Let
me go say hi real quick, then I'll come right back.
Stay here, okay, Oh, I.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Don't want to just watch. I gotta play the sport.
Looks like way too much fun to just sit here.
And oh, who's that?
Speaker 9 (05:28):
Say hello to our mascot lightning.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
The mascot.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Oh, this must be the most supportive player on the
whole team.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
I gotta be the mascot.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Okay, here's my change, right as soon as the mascot
goes over there behind the players sitting down, I'll hit
him with us news rate and then change into them.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Oh, this is gonna be amazing. Oh there he goes
almost time. All right to me, it's gonna be a
tough shot.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
You can do this, right, A bell.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Oh, perfect shot. Hi, he's lying down behind the players.
No one even noticed. Now it's time for the change ray. Hmm.
Even a harder shot this time around with them lying down.
But okay, I got this, steady, Homie, steady, And.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
What are you doing?
Speaker 2 (06:21):
No, you messed up my aim. I think I hit
the basketball.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Oh no, Omie, is that you I accidentally shot the ball.
I'm a basketball.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
You gotta grab the change ray and change me back quick.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Here you go riff balls right here. No no, no, no, no, no,
no no no, Aria, Hew, what.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
Am I gonna do on? He's been changed into the basketball?
Speaker 2 (06:57):
All right, ladies, here we go.
Speaker 6 (06:59):
Bull it ow ow.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Ow ouch oh.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
Ay, quit bouncing the ball so hard. That's not very nice.
Speaker 9 (07:13):
There's something funny about this ball.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
I'll take this.
Speaker 10 (07:17):
Ooh, there's a quick steal.
Speaker 9 (07:19):
Looks like it's a sprint down to the other end
of the court.
Speaker 10 (07:22):
Ou ou ou ou ou ou out out ou ou
ou ou ou ou ou ou.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Oh, Aria, I'm gonna be sick, but like I'm a ball,
so I don't even know how I'm going to be sick,
but I'm definitely going to be sick.
Speaker 9 (07:39):
What's this a crazy fans run onto the court. Everyone,
please remain in your seat.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
Don't worry, Umi, I gotcha. I don't believe this.
Speaker 9 (07:53):
That girl has stolen the ball and is running.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Through the crowd.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Okay, just gotta get behind those seats up there.
Speaker 6 (08:00):
Come on almost now.
Speaker 9 (08:05):
Okay, ladies and gentlemen, it appears that our ball thief
is gone. We will return to play as soon as
a new ball makes its way to court. There we
are the game over, zoom We apologize for the inconvenience.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
Omi, can you hear.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Me, Aria, I wanted to play basketball, not be one.
Can we go home now? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (08:32):
You're invisible now, so I'll just change you back with
the change ray.
Speaker 10 (08:37):
There.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
Okay, let's sneak out of here.
Speaker 6 (08:41):
Wait, what what is it?
Speaker 2 (08:44):
It's her?
Speaker 4 (08:46):
It's the Clerk, the Clark.
Speaker 5 (08:51):
Yes, the Clark.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Oh, I've wanted to meet the Clark. I've sent her
lots of basketball pictures and on TV.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
I don't know that seems kind of danger.
Speaker 6 (09:02):
You see that tiny days close? Come on, we gotta
find them. The boss ain't gonna keep taking it easy, honest.
Speaker 5 (09:09):
If we don't capture up maybe some other time, Oomie,
we gotta get out of here fast.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Boh bye Clark.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
Wow, that was close. I can't believe we didn't get caught.
Speaker 10 (09:25):
You feeling any better?
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Yeah, but I did really get to play the game.
We'll have to spend a lot more time talking about
it tonight for me to understand it.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
That's fine, but at least you got to see what
it looks like up close.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
I was thinking, huh, that Viv's calling me. Hang on
a second, hey, Viv, what's up?
Speaker 8 (09:45):
Hey?
Speaker 10 (09:45):
I was wondering how that now that soccer's over, I
thought maybe we could go to the movies or something.
I want to hang out tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
Ooh, I would really love to, Viv, But I can't.
You can't.
Speaker 10 (10:03):
Why. I reasons, reasons. It's about me trying to pass
you as lead score. Come on, Aria, we've always competed
against each other.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
No, it's not that, but I can't.
Speaker 10 (10:18):
Maybe in a couple of weeks, a couple of weeks,
what's going on with you?
Speaker 5 (10:24):
I nothing, Look, I've got to go. I promise i'll
call you back soon so we can hang Okay, by
Speaker 10 (10:31):
A couple of weeks, something's going on over there, and
I'm gonna find out what
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