April 14, 2025 • 9 mins
Earth is being invaded by… a sports loving alien?
That’s right! Meet Oomi, a little alien who’s come to Earth to learn all he can about Earth’s many, many sports. Oomi befriends a rising soccer star, Arya and together, the two of them embark on a fun-filled adventure to introduce Oomi to as many sports as they can before Oomi returns home. Along the way, they’ll be hounded by government agents, nosy teenagers, and bumbling henchmen, all trying to find what or WHO Arya is hiding.
Join Oomi and Arya for thrills, fun, and a whole lot of sports action!
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Writers: Mike Marshall, Steven Forbis
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh here we are roomy.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
You wanted football, This is football. Welcome to your first
NFL game.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Ooa, it's chinormous.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
I know.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Can you believe how many people there are? This stadium
can hold almost seventy five thousand people.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Oh, it's so cool. I can't wait to play.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Listen, we probably need to talk about that. Football's a
little different than the sports you played so far. If
you don't know what you're doing, there's a really good
chance you could get hurt.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
H Hello, I already took a fastball to the face.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
True, but still baseball is not exactly a contact sport.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Tell that to the baseball that contacted my head or
you can still see where the stitch is hit.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Will you just listen to me for a second. You're
gonna get in the game. What was that your stomach? A?
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Ye?
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Yi Oh, I'm so hungry. Can we eat something?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Now?
Speaker 4 (01:16):
You wanna eat?
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Now?
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Come on, it's been almost a whole hour since lunch.
I'm starving.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
O fine, I'm going to have to turn visible if
I'm gonna get you some food. You just wait over
there by that trash can and don't move. If you
go somewhere, I won't be able to find you.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
I will absolutely most likely not move definitely maybe ooh me, what.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
What am I doing? Gonna get us? Both in trouble?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Remember? Stay there? Oh?
Speaker 5 (01:55):
Hello, say little lady? What can I get you?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Can I get a slice of pizza and a side
of French fries?
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Are you what? Viv it is you? Wow?
Speaker 5 (02:09):
Small world didn't know you were coming to catch the
game today.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Uh, kind of a last minute thing.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
So where's your mom? These guys could probably come sit
with us. We're over there in a box. There's lots
of room.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Oh that's that's really nice.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
But no, thinks we'll be fine.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
Oh come on, at least ask your mom.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Where is she? She's she?
Speaker 5 (02:35):
She's did you come by yourself? Well, uh, no, not exactly.
All right, enough's enough? Will you just come clean already?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
What's going on with you? No?
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Not even it's that other soccer player girl.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
She looks mad.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Oh man, this is she might keep Aria from bringing
me my food? Oh what am I gonna do?
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Panthers will be designated as heads. Falcons will be designated
as tails. Panthers will call it in the air. The
call is heads and the tosses heads. Panthers will choose
to kick off or receive. Panthers elect to receive.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Ah, the game is about to start, and Aria and
that other girl is still talking. Oh but this is
my big chance. I gotta get in the game. Whoa,
These guys are huge, way bigger than to look from
up there in the seats. Now, which one of you
(03:43):
should I change into?
Speaker 6 (03:45):
Johnson? Johnson?
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Get over here?
Speaker 6 (03:48):
You forgot your mouth? God?
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Ooh, that guy's going out there behind the bench. I
think I could get him with my snooze ray and
then turn them invisible before anyone sees. Then I could
change into them.
Speaker 6 (04:03):
Hol up, Johnson. You gotta get on the field.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
One two three?
Speaker 6 (04:13):
What the Johnson? How'd you get there? It's thought you
were over behind the bench.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Nope, been here the whole time, coach, and I'm ready
to play.
Speaker 6 (04:22):
You still don't have your mouth got in it? Walks
up with your voice? You got never mind. Get on
the field now, go go.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Go, oh yeah, football here I come.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
I don't think Viv would ever leave. I gotta make
this up to her somehow. I don't like keeping a
secret from her. Umi umi.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Ummi.
Speaker 7 (04:55):
All right, fans, it's time for kickoff just as as
soon as Johnson gets ready. Looks like Johnson's having a
little trouble remembering where he's supposed to stand, and there
we go. Looks like his teammates have helped him get
into position. He's ready to receive. So let's get this
(05:16):
game started.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Oh no, oh please, no no no no no no
no no no no.
Speaker 7 (05:30):
And here's the kickoff.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
Johnson, Johnson, what you're doing?
Speaker 5 (05:36):
Man, get out of the ball?
Speaker 4 (05:38):
What man?
Speaker 1 (05:39):
You lost it?
Speaker 5 (05:41):
Catch the ball?
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Oh? Catch the ball?
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Sure?
Speaker 3 (05:44):
No probm Oh yeah, yeah, got it. Oh, I am
the best football player ever. That's candy at least where
one hundred points?
Speaker 4 (05:57):
Johnson?
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Run? Man, let the ball?
Speaker 3 (06:01):
I caught it. Did you see it? Did you see
the catch?
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (06:06):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (06:07):
Man?
Speaker 5 (06:10):
Johnson Johnson?
Speaker 4 (06:12):
You eye man.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
That the large smad ran me over? What did the
large smad run me over?
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Dude?
Speaker 4 (06:28):
What is up with you today? You're in acting right.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
I think it's stuff for me to go to night
night now?
Speaker 4 (06:35):
Oh man, yo, raf we got a problem.
Speaker 6 (06:45):
You do keep an eye on Johnson. Let me know
when he wakes up. You're gonna have a little chat
about whatever's going on with him today.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
This guy has got to be umie.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
No way, a real football player just stands there after
catching the ball on a kick off. Umi, Umi, can
you hear me?
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Uh? Uh? Aria?
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Is that you?
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (07:09):
I can't see you? Oh no, he he he's so
hard I can't see.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Oh, keep it down, I'm just invisible. You'll be fine.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Oh ugh, I don't know. I feel like a meteor
just landed on me and then went back up in
the sky and landed on me again.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
I told you football is a tough sport. Look, you're
in no shape to play anymore. We've got to get
you out of here.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
I don't think I can walk.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Oh or breathe.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
You're breathing now? How do you think you're talking to me?
I think I've got an idea. Let's get you changed back.
Then you can wake up the player you copied and
make him visible again. Then we'll change you into a
little kid so I can carry you.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Okay, being carried sounds nice, al al easy walk, slower,
less bouncy bounce.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
I'm sorry, but the longer we're here, the bigger the
chance we get caught.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
We need to hurry are yeah, Oh no, I thought.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
That was you I saw down here.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
What are you doing?
Speaker 5 (08:20):
And who's that kid you're carrying?
Speaker 7 (08:22):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (08:22):
I'm just a normal kid, you know, from earth?
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Like you? Are you?
Speaker 5 (08:28):
What is going on? This kid looks like he's too,
but he talks like us.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Listen, Viv Das, No, stay right there, Come on, tiny,
not those two guys again, Viv listen. I'll tell you everything.
I promise. Come by my house tomorrow morning and I'll explain.
But you gotta do me a favor. You see those
two guys running over here. You've got to stall them.
(08:54):
Whatever you do, give me a few seconds to get
away with uh, to get out of here.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
Please? This better be good. Are you all right? I'll
stall them?
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Go? Thank you?
Speaker 6 (09:10):
Hey, get back up when I get ahold of the toios.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
That guy just said he hopes the Panthers lose. He said, what.
Speaker 6 (09:21):
Eh?
Speaker 5 (09:21):
I didn't say, no such thing.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Your people get away from me.
Speaker 5 (09:25):
What are you thinking, Blaine?
Speaker 4 (09:29):
That wasn't very smart saying something like that.
Speaker 5 (09:34):
All right, Aria, you've got your distraction and I'll see
you bright and early tomorrow. You better have a real
good story to explain all this
Oh here we are roomy.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
You wanted football, This is football. Welcome to your first
NFL game.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Ooa, it's chinormous.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
I know.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Can you believe how many people there are? This stadium
can hold almost seventy five thousand people.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Oh, it's so cool. I can't wait to play.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Listen, we probably need to talk about that. Football's a
little different than the sports you played so far. If
you don't know what you're doing, there's a really good
chance you could get hurt.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
H Hello, I already took a fastball to the face.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
True, but still baseball is not exactly a contact sport.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Tell that to the baseball that contacted my head or
you can still see where the stitch is hit.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Will you just listen to me for a second. You're
gonna get in the game. What was that your stomach? A?
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Ye?
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Yi Oh, I'm so hungry. Can we eat something?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Now?
Speaker 4 (01:16):
You wanna eat?
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Now?
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Come on, it's been almost a whole hour since lunch.
I'm starving.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
O fine, I'm going to have to turn visible if
I'm gonna get you some food. You just wait over
there by that trash can and don't move. If you
go somewhere, I won't be able to find you.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
I will absolutely most likely not move definitely maybe ooh me, what.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
What am I doing? Gonna get us? Both in trouble?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Remember? Stay there? Oh?
Speaker 5 (01:55):
Hello, say little lady? What can I get you?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Can I get a slice of pizza and a side
of French fries?
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Are you what? Viv it is you? Wow?
Speaker 5 (02:09):
Small world didn't know you were coming to catch the
game today.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Uh, kind of a last minute thing.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
So where's your mom? These guys could probably come sit
with us. We're over there in a box. There's lots
of room.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Oh that's that's really nice.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
But no, thinks we'll be fine.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
Oh come on, at least ask your mom.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Where is she? She's she?
Speaker 5 (02:35):
She's did you come by yourself? Well, uh, no, not exactly.
All right, enough's enough? Will you just come clean already?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
What's going on with you? No?
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Not even it's that other soccer player girl.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
She looks mad.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Oh man, this is she might keep Aria from bringing
me my food? Oh what am I gonna do?
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Panthers will be designated as heads. Falcons will be designated
as tails. Panthers will call it in the air. The
call is heads and the tosses heads. Panthers will choose
to kick off or receive. Panthers elect to receive.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Ah, the game is about to start, and Aria and
that other girl is still talking. Oh but this is
my big chance. I gotta get in the game. Whoa,
These guys are huge, way bigger than to look from
up there in the seats. Now, which one of you
(03:43):
should I change into?
Speaker 6 (03:45):
Johnson? Johnson?
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Get over here?
Speaker 6 (03:48):
You forgot your mouth? God?
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Ooh, that guy's going out there behind the bench. I
think I could get him with my snooze ray and
then turn them invisible before anyone sees. Then I could
change into them.
Speaker 6 (04:03):
Hol up, Johnson. You gotta get on the field.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
One two three?
Speaker 6 (04:13):
What the Johnson? How'd you get there? It's thought you
were over behind the bench.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Nope, been here the whole time, coach, and I'm ready
to play.
Speaker 6 (04:22):
You still don't have your mouth got in it? Walks
up with your voice? You got never mind. Get on
the field now, go go.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Go, oh yeah, football here I come.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
I don't think Viv would ever leave. I gotta make
this up to her somehow. I don't like keeping a
secret from her. Umi umi.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Ummi.
Speaker 7 (04:55):
All right, fans, it's time for kickoff just as as
soon as Johnson gets ready. Looks like Johnson's having a
little trouble remembering where he's supposed to stand, and there
we go. Looks like his teammates have helped him get
into position. He's ready to receive. So let's get this
(05:16):
game started.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Oh no, oh please, no no no no no no
no no no no.
Speaker 7 (05:30):
And here's the kickoff.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
Johnson, Johnson, what you're doing?
Speaker 5 (05:36):
Man, get out of the ball?
Speaker 4 (05:38):
What man?
Speaker 1 (05:39):
You lost it?
Speaker 5 (05:41):
Catch the ball?
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Oh? Catch the ball?
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Sure?
Speaker 3 (05:44):
No probm Oh yeah, yeah, got it. Oh, I am
the best football player ever. That's candy at least where
one hundred points?
Speaker 4 (05:57):
Johnson?
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Run? Man, let the ball?
Speaker 3 (06:01):
I caught it. Did you see it? Did you see
the catch?
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (06:06):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (06:07):
Man?
Speaker 5 (06:10):
Johnson Johnson?
Speaker 4 (06:12):
You eye man.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
That the large smad ran me over? What did the
large smad run me over?
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Dude?
Speaker 4 (06:28):
What is up with you today? You're in acting right.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
I think it's stuff for me to go to night
night now?
Speaker 4 (06:35):
Oh man, yo, raf we got a problem.
Speaker 6 (06:45):
You do keep an eye on Johnson. Let me know
when he wakes up. You're gonna have a little chat
about whatever's going on with him today.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
This guy has got to be umie.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
No way, a real football player just stands there after
catching the ball on a kick off. Umi, Umi, can
you hear me?
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Uh? Uh? Aria?
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Is that you?
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (07:09):
I can't see you? Oh no, he he he's so
hard I can't see.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Oh, keep it down, I'm just invisible. You'll be fine.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Oh ugh, I don't know. I feel like a meteor
just landed on me and then went back up in
the sky and landed on me again.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
I told you football is a tough sport. Look, you're
in no shape to play anymore. We've got to get
you out of here.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
I don't think I can walk.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Oh or breathe.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
You're breathing now? How do you think you're talking to me?
I think I've got an idea. Let's get you changed back.
Then you can wake up the player you copied and
make him visible again. Then we'll change you into a
little kid so I can carry you.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Okay, being carried sounds nice, al al easy walk, slower,
less bouncy bounce.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
I'm sorry, but the longer we're here, the bigger the
chance we get caught.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
We need to hurry are yeah, Oh no, I thought.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
That was you I saw down here.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
What are you doing?
Speaker 5 (08:20):
And who's that kid you're carrying?
Speaker 7 (08:22):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (08:22):
I'm just a normal kid, you know, from earth?
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Like you? Are you?
Speaker 5 (08:28):
What is going on? This kid looks like he's too,
but he talks like us.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Listen, Viv Das, No, stay right there, Come on, tiny,
not those two guys again, Viv listen. I'll tell you everything.
I promise. Come by my house tomorrow morning and I'll explain.
But you gotta do me a favor. You see those
two guys running over here. You've got to stall them.
(08:54):
Whatever you do, give me a few seconds to get
away with uh, to get out of here.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
Please? This better be good. Are you all right? I'll
stall them?
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Go? Thank you?
Speaker 6 (09:10):
Hey, get back up when I get ahold of the toios.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
That guy just said he hopes the Panthers lose. He said, what.
Speaker 6 (09:21):
Eh?
Speaker 5 (09:21):
I didn't say, no such thing.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Your people get away from me.
Speaker 5 (09:25):
What are you thinking, Blaine?
Speaker 4 (09:29):
That wasn't very smart saying something like that.
Speaker 5 (09:34):
All right, Aria, you've got your distraction and I'll see
you bright and early tomorrow. You better have a real
good story to explain all this
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