April 21, 2025 • 11 mins
Earth is being invaded by… a sports loving alien?
That’s right! Meet Oomi, a little alien who’s come to Earth to learn all he can about Earth’s many, many sports. Oomi befriends a rising soccer star, Arya and together, the two of them embark on a fun-filled adventure to introduce Oomi to as many sports as they can before Oomi returns home. Along the way, they’ll be hounded by government agents, nosy teenagers, and bumbling henchmen, all trying to find what or WHO Arya is hiding.
Join Oomi and Arya for thrills, fun, and a whole lot of sports action!
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Writers: Mike Marshall, Steven Forbis
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Then when it's a fourth down, the team on offense
can either try one more time to get a first down, or.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
They can kick the ball.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
If they're close enough to the end zone, they can
try to kick a field goal for three points, or
if they're not very close, they can just kick the
ball downfield as far as they can so the other
team has a longer way to go when they try
to score.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
Okay, I think I got it. But man, sports are
way more complicated than I thought.
Speaker 5 (00:36):
So many rules.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Yeah, but you'll get the hang of it. How are
you feeling today after that hit during the football game,
by the way, any better?
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Mostly, I've almost got hearing back in my left ear,
and I'm pretty sure I can taste again. But you know,
it's very nice of you to be so worried about me.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Well, I mean, yeah, I'm worried about you, but I'm
also worried about Viv.
Speaker 6 (00:57):
She's probably gonna be here any minute.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
I'm not so sure it's a good idea for you
to tell her about me.
Speaker 6 (01:04):
I know, but I promised her I would. She did
help us.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
I think those two guys would have caught us if
it hadn't been for vip.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Here we go, Aria, Viv's here. She said you told
her to come over today.
Speaker 6 (01:20):
I told her right now might not be a good time, though.
It's okay, Mom, you can let her in.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
I'm not so sure that's a good idea, Honey, trust.
Speaker 6 (01:31):
Me, Mom, it's okay. Finally, why are you acting so weird?
And what's a time?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
And that's why we had to leave yesterday. I don't
know who those two guys are, but they're after Umi
for some reason. You really bailed us out, Viv.
Speaker 6 (01:54):
Thank you?
Speaker 5 (01:55):
Yeah? Thanks? You really cooked our bacon.
Speaker 6 (01:57):
I think you mean saved our bacon.
Speaker 5 (01:59):
Umi, Yeah, exactly. Can we have some bacon now?
Speaker 6 (02:02):
I don't I can't believe this. This can't be real. Aria.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
You haven't mentioned these two men who were chasing you.
Describe them to.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Me, Oh sorry, Mom.
Speaker 6 (02:15):
Let's see.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
One of them's a bit short and really skinny, with
black hair down to his shoulders and a sharp nose.
The other guy's huge, super tall and lots of muscles.
Speaker 6 (02:26):
He doesn't seem all that bad, though. It's the short
one who's been trying so hard to catch us. Oh great,
just this is bad. What's wrong?
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Their names are Blaine, and Tiny, And it's not necessarily
them who's the problem. It's who they work for. Oh, well,
we only saw two of them. Well, yes, you only
would see two of them. Their boss never goes out
in the open, but we know who he is. He
goes by the name the Seeker, and he's obsessed with
(02:57):
proving that aliens exist.
Speaker 5 (02:59):
Uh, well, of course we exist.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Yes, but no one else on our planet knows that
for certain. The Seeker wants to be the first person
on Earth to capture a real alien so he can
sell it and make lots of money.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
Sell it, wait, sell me exactly.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
And his two errand boys, Blaine and Tiny, have all
kinds of technology and equipment to help them locate alien
sources of energy. The EPF has had several run ins
with them.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
The EPF Extraterrestrial Police Force. Uh turns out my mom
kind of works for them, So someone's kind of pins me.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
No Umi what she asked for someone to picture. I'm
just trying to be nice.
Speaker 6 (03:41):
I don't like this. I really don't like this.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
If the Seeker is after Umi, things are much more
dangerous than I thought. I can keep the EPF from
finding Umi for a few more days, but Blaine and
Tiny won't be so easy to shake off.
Speaker 6 (03:55):
We can handle it.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Mom.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
I made a promise to Umi that he can learn
some sports before where we send him back home, and
we're almost halfway there.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Yeah, yeah, I guess you're right.
Speaker 6 (04:08):
So what sport is next?
Speaker 5 (04:10):
Hot dog eating?
Speaker 6 (04:12):
Hot dog eating? Look?
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Umi, yes, competitive hot dog eating is technically a sport,
but it's not like other sports.
Speaker 6 (04:29):
There's no ball, no points, no.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Field, but there are hot dogs, and that means that
this is definitely a sport I need to learn.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Fine, let's see if we can find the rules somewhere
because I don't know them. This is easily the weirdest
conversation I've ever been bored of.
Speaker 6 (04:47):
I'm invisible.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
I'm in up there with my friend and an alien,
and the alien leants to under a hot dog eating contest.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Uh, you're with an alien who wants to win a
hot dog eating contest.
Speaker 6 (04:57):
You can go home if you want to and miss this.
No way, that's what I thought.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Okay, Umi, Let's find someone way on the other side
of the fair who you can change into. Then we'll
come back here to where the hot dog eating contest
will happen.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Yes, Oh, this is gonna be amazing.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
This was a good choice. Aria.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
This human man is very big. I bet he can
hold a lot of hot dogs.
Speaker 6 (05:30):
I think so too. Who knows you might even have
a shot at winning?
Speaker 5 (05:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (05:34):
Probably? But why hot dogs?
Speaker 7 (05:36):
Though there's lots of things you can eat in an
eating contest.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
Because hot dogs are the best, we don't have them
on my planet. When I go back, I'm gonna take
sports and hot dogs with me. Ugh.
Speaker 7 (05:49):
I wish I still liked hot dogs ever since I
found out how they're made, I can't eat them.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
But wait, huh wait, how are they? How are they?
How are they made?
Speaker 6 (05:58):
Oh, don't don't worry about that. No, it's not important,
Numi FIV.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Don't spoil it for him right before the contest starts,
all right, but he.
Speaker 6 (06:07):
Needs enough sooner or later.
Speaker 8 (06:10):
All contestants for the hot dog eating competition to the stage.
Speaker 6 (06:13):
Now, yeah, go Umi, you got this.
Speaker 8 (06:23):
Looks like everyone is in place.
Speaker 6 (06:25):
Okay. Here are the rules.
Speaker 8 (06:27):
You have ten minutes to eat as many hot dogs
as you can. You have ketchup and mustard in front
of you if you want to use them.
Speaker 6 (06:35):
There's also a cup.
Speaker 8 (06:35):
Of water you can junk your hot dog in the
water for up to five seconds. If you wish, you
must eat the entire hot dog and the bun for
it to count. The person who's eating the most when
the timer goes up, he.
Speaker 6 (06:48):
Is the winner.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Ah yeah, my body is ready, ready set over dish,
So gosh sport.
Speaker 6 (07:06):
Don't talk with your mouth full, let me you'll choke.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Don't worry, are out.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
Oh I've got this. Oh I don't got this? What
ah ben eh.
Speaker 6 (07:23):
That's it?
Speaker 8 (07:24):
Oh well, don contestants, Let's see how many you've eaten.
Speaker 6 (07:29):
First up is Lin.
Speaker 8 (07:31):
With twenty two hot dogs.
Speaker 6 (07:34):
Fair good.
Speaker 8 (07:36):
Next up is Tomorrow. Looks like she's eaten twenty poor impressive.
Now on our returning champ, Miguel. Welcome back, Miguel. Wow,
Miguel has eaten thirty.
Speaker 9 (07:52):
One hot dogs, a new fair record.
Speaker 7 (07:57):
Man.
Speaker 8 (07:58):
Ask for our final contests, newcomer, mister Umi. It appears
Umi is eaten uh unbelievable. Oomie is eaten an incredible
forty seven hot dogs.
Speaker 9 (08:16):
Concretulations, mister Umi, with that number, you set a new
state record, and you're the winner of this year's grand Price,
a lifetime supply of hot dogs from our sponsor, The
Dog shack.
Speaker 6 (08:31):
What do you have to say, sir Umi? You did
so great.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
But I think we need to get you changed back
and get out of here. No point in staying here
any longer and risking getting caught. Let's go over here
behind this tent so no one can see.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
Us, bud if I if I change back, I'll have
a smaller stomach, and I.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
Think that'll be a bad thing.
Speaker 6 (09:08):
I didn't think about that. Maybe the hot dogs will
shrink with you. We won't know until we try.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
Okay, here it goes? Oh h okay, I don't feel good?
Speaker 6 (09:23):
Is it worse now?
Speaker 5 (09:25):
Yes? Yeah? Can we can? We can we sit here
for a little bit please?
Speaker 6 (09:30):
Okay, but not for long, Aria, listen to me.
Speaker 5 (09:33):
I need to sit down.
Speaker 7 (09:34):
I still can't believe you eight forty seven hot dogs.
Speaker 6 (09:38):
That is crazy. And if you only knew what hot
dogs are, may not.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
Now, viv Okay, come come on, come on. It can't
be that bad.
Speaker 6 (09:48):
Hey, he wants to know, so I'll tell him.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
A bad ah bad.
Speaker 6 (09:56):
Oh oh no, he's gonna blow Is that are you?
He's blowing chunks out of his mouth and nose and
the ears. I'm gonna be sick.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Buck here tiny the radars, saying there's some weird energy
behind this tent.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
But why would the alien be at the fair blade?
Speaker 5 (10:20):
How am I supposed to know?
Speaker 4 (10:23):
Hey, not drop to figure out why he's here in
numb skull.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Now let's get back here and say what's not bla blade?
Speaker 8 (10:35):
Dailien just old on us.
Speaker 6 (10:38):
Ah, you old your lettle bow. I'm gonna be sick.
We gotta get out of here. Everybody disappear and.
Speaker 7 (10:46):
Run run run run. Was too close, man, those guys
don't quit. I thought they had us me too.
Speaker 6 (11:08):
Umi. Are you okay?
Speaker 4 (11:10):
Yeah, yeah, I think so. I'm pretty hungry. I'm pretty hungry,
but yeah, I'm okay hungry.
Speaker 6 (11:17):
How can you be hungry?
Speaker 5 (11:19):
You know, running and danger both burn a lot of energy.
I'm starving. Goett you hot dogs,
Oh.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Then when it's a fourth down, the team on offense
can either try one more time to get a first down, or.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
They can kick the ball.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
If they're close enough to the end zone, they can
try to kick a field goal for three points, or
if they're not very close, they can just kick the
ball downfield as far as they can so the other
team has a longer way to go when they try
to score.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
Okay, I think I got it. But man, sports are
way more complicated than I thought.
Speaker 5 (00:36):
So many rules.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Yeah, but you'll get the hang of it. How are
you feeling today after that hit during the football game,
by the way, any better?
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Mostly, I've almost got hearing back in my left ear,
and I'm pretty sure I can taste again. But you know,
it's very nice of you to be so worried about me.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Well, I mean, yeah, I'm worried about you, but I'm
also worried about Viv.
Speaker 6 (00:57):
She's probably gonna be here any minute.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
I'm not so sure it's a good idea for you
to tell her about me.
Speaker 6 (01:04):
I know, but I promised her I would. She did
help us.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
I think those two guys would have caught us if
it hadn't been for vip.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Here we go, Aria, Viv's here. She said you told
her to come over today.
Speaker 6 (01:20):
I told her right now might not be a good time, though.
It's okay, Mom, you can let her in.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
I'm not so sure that's a good idea, Honey, trust.
Speaker 6 (01:31):
Me, Mom, it's okay. Finally, why are you acting so weird?
And what's a time?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
And that's why we had to leave yesterday. I don't
know who those two guys are, but they're after Umi
for some reason. You really bailed us out, Viv.
Speaker 6 (01:54):
Thank you?
Speaker 5 (01:55):
Yeah? Thanks? You really cooked our bacon.
Speaker 6 (01:57):
I think you mean saved our bacon.
Speaker 5 (01:59):
Umi, Yeah, exactly. Can we have some bacon now?
Speaker 6 (02:02):
I don't I can't believe this. This can't be real. Aria.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
You haven't mentioned these two men who were chasing you.
Describe them to.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Me, Oh sorry, Mom.
Speaker 6 (02:15):
Let's see.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
One of them's a bit short and really skinny, with
black hair down to his shoulders and a sharp nose.
The other guy's huge, super tall and lots of muscles.
Speaker 6 (02:26):
He doesn't seem all that bad, though. It's the short
one who's been trying so hard to catch us. Oh great,
just this is bad. What's wrong?
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Their names are Blaine, and Tiny, And it's not necessarily
them who's the problem. It's who they work for. Oh, well,
we only saw two of them. Well, yes, you only
would see two of them. Their boss never goes out
in the open, but we know who he is. He
goes by the name the Seeker, and he's obsessed with
(02:57):
proving that aliens exist.
Speaker 5 (02:59):
Uh, well, of course we exist.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Yes, but no one else on our planet knows that
for certain. The Seeker wants to be the first person
on Earth to capture a real alien so he can
sell it and make lots of money.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
Sell it, wait, sell me exactly.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
And his two errand boys, Blaine and Tiny, have all
kinds of technology and equipment to help them locate alien
sources of energy. The EPF has had several run ins
with them.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
The EPF Extraterrestrial Police Force. Uh turns out my mom
kind of works for them, So someone's kind of pins me.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
No Umi what she asked for someone to picture. I'm
just trying to be nice.
Speaker 6 (03:41):
I don't like this. I really don't like this.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
If the Seeker is after Umi, things are much more
dangerous than I thought. I can keep the EPF from
finding Umi for a few more days, but Blaine and
Tiny won't be so easy to shake off.
Speaker 6 (03:55):
We can handle it.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Mom.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
I made a promise to Umi that he can learn
some sports before where we send him back home, and
we're almost halfway there.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Yeah, yeah, I guess you're right.
Speaker 6 (04:08):
So what sport is next?
Speaker 5 (04:10):
Hot dog eating?
Speaker 6 (04:12):
Hot dog eating? Look?
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Umi, yes, competitive hot dog eating is technically a sport,
but it's not like other sports.
Speaker 6 (04:29):
There's no ball, no points, no.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Field, but there are hot dogs, and that means that
this is definitely a sport I need to learn.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Fine, let's see if we can find the rules somewhere
because I don't know them. This is easily the weirdest
conversation I've ever been bored of.
Speaker 6 (04:47):
I'm invisible.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
I'm in up there with my friend and an alien,
and the alien leants to under a hot dog eating contest.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Uh, you're with an alien who wants to win a
hot dog eating contest.
Speaker 6 (04:57):
You can go home if you want to and miss this.
No way, that's what I thought.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Okay, Umi, Let's find someone way on the other side
of the fair who you can change into. Then we'll
come back here to where the hot dog eating contest
will happen.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Yes, Oh, this is gonna be amazing.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
This was a good choice. Aria.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
This human man is very big. I bet he can
hold a lot of hot dogs.
Speaker 6 (05:30):
I think so too. Who knows you might even have
a shot at winning?
Speaker 5 (05:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (05:34):
Probably? But why hot dogs?
Speaker 7 (05:36):
Though there's lots of things you can eat in an
eating contest.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
Because hot dogs are the best, we don't have them
on my planet. When I go back, I'm gonna take
sports and hot dogs with me. Ugh.
Speaker 7 (05:49):
I wish I still liked hot dogs ever since I
found out how they're made, I can't eat them.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
But wait, huh wait, how are they? How are they?
How are they made?
Speaker 6 (05:58):
Oh, don't don't worry about that. No, it's not important,
Numi FIV.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Don't spoil it for him right before the contest starts,
all right, but he.
Speaker 6 (06:07):
Needs enough sooner or later.
Speaker 8 (06:10):
All contestants for the hot dog eating competition to the stage.
Speaker 6 (06:13):
Now, yeah, go Umi, you got this.
Speaker 8 (06:23):
Looks like everyone is in place.
Speaker 6 (06:25):
Okay. Here are the rules.
Speaker 8 (06:27):
You have ten minutes to eat as many hot dogs
as you can. You have ketchup and mustard in front
of you if you want to use them.
Speaker 6 (06:35):
There's also a cup.
Speaker 8 (06:35):
Of water you can junk your hot dog in the
water for up to five seconds. If you wish, you
must eat the entire hot dog and the bun for
it to count. The person who's eating the most when
the timer goes up, he.
Speaker 6 (06:48):
Is the winner.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Ah yeah, my body is ready, ready set over dish,
So gosh sport.
Speaker 6 (07:06):
Don't talk with your mouth full, let me you'll choke.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Don't worry, are out.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
Oh I've got this. Oh I don't got this? What
ah ben eh.
Speaker 6 (07:23):
That's it?
Speaker 8 (07:24):
Oh well, don contestants, Let's see how many you've eaten.
Speaker 6 (07:29):
First up is Lin.
Speaker 8 (07:31):
With twenty two hot dogs.
Speaker 6 (07:34):
Fair good.
Speaker 8 (07:36):
Next up is Tomorrow. Looks like she's eaten twenty poor impressive.
Now on our returning champ, Miguel. Welcome back, Miguel. Wow,
Miguel has eaten thirty.
Speaker 9 (07:52):
One hot dogs, a new fair record.
Speaker 7 (07:57):
Man.
Speaker 8 (07:58):
Ask for our final contests, newcomer, mister Umi. It appears
Umi is eaten uh unbelievable. Oomie is eaten an incredible
forty seven hot dogs.
Speaker 9 (08:16):
Concretulations, mister Umi, with that number, you set a new
state record, and you're the winner of this year's grand Price,
a lifetime supply of hot dogs from our sponsor, The
Dog shack.
Speaker 6 (08:31):
What do you have to say, sir Umi? You did
so great.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
But I think we need to get you changed back
and get out of here. No point in staying here
any longer and risking getting caught. Let's go over here
behind this tent so no one can see.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
Us, bud if I if I change back, I'll have
a smaller stomach, and I.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
Think that'll be a bad thing.
Speaker 6 (09:08):
I didn't think about that. Maybe the hot dogs will
shrink with you. We won't know until we try.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
Okay, here it goes? Oh h okay, I don't feel good?
Speaker 6 (09:23):
Is it worse now?
Speaker 5 (09:25):
Yes? Yeah? Can we can? We can we sit here
for a little bit please?
Speaker 6 (09:30):
Okay, but not for long, Aria, listen to me.
Speaker 5 (09:33):
I need to sit down.
Speaker 7 (09:34):
I still can't believe you eight forty seven hot dogs.
Speaker 6 (09:38):
That is crazy. And if you only knew what hot
dogs are, may not.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
Now, viv Okay, come come on, come on. It can't
be that bad.
Speaker 6 (09:48):
Hey, he wants to know, so I'll tell him.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
A bad ah bad.
Speaker 6 (09:56):
Oh oh no, he's gonna blow Is that are you?
He's blowing chunks out of his mouth and nose and
the ears. I'm gonna be sick.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Buck here tiny the radars, saying there's some weird energy
behind this tent.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
But why would the alien be at the fair blade?
Speaker 5 (10:20):
How am I supposed to know?
Speaker 4 (10:23):
Hey, not drop to figure out why he's here in
numb skull.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Now let's get back here and say what's not bla blade?
Speaker 8 (10:35):
Dailien just old on us.
Speaker 6 (10:38):
Ah, you old your lettle bow. I'm gonna be sick.
We gotta get out of here. Everybody disappear and.
Speaker 7 (10:46):
Run run run run. Was too close, man, those guys
don't quit. I thought they had us me too.
Speaker 6 (11:08):
Umi. Are you okay?
Speaker 4 (11:10):
Yeah, yeah, I think so. I'm pretty hungry. I'm pretty hungry,
but yeah, I'm okay hungry.
Speaker 6 (11:17):
How can you be hungry?
Speaker 5 (11:19):
You know, running and danger both burn a lot of energy.
I'm starving. Goett you hot dogs,
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