October 8, 2024 • 9 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hey, fam, Before we get back to the show, I
have some major news to tell you. For over a year,
I've been building a brand new app called Button Plus
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the Brave, Pixel Quest or Critter Protectors Parents, you're gonna
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supported us so far. It's truly amazing to have you
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at Story Button, we really couldn't continue to do this
without you, So it would be really helpful to us
if you went to the app store and searched for
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Button spelled bttn, gave it a download and a five
star review. That would be awesome. Thank you, and now
back to the show.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Oh now, this is how you should travel down a river.
This boat is much better than that raft we built,
isn't it.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
I almost feel peaceful. It sure was nice of good
old Captain Cutter to give.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Us his boat.
Speaker 5 (01:18):
It wasn't like I told him he had to give
it to us. Besides, he's done being a pirate. He
doesn't need this boat anymore.
Speaker 6 (01:26):
By the way, Aiden, did you get a new skill
from Captain Cutter? He did beat him after all.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
No, he really didn't have anything useful well besides this boat.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
I mean, you gotta admit it was kind of funny.
Adi dude.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
He was like, oh your army maties, please don't let
the boy use that horrible damare skill on me.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Poor souls again, away with he. He can even have
me precious bolt.
Speaker 7 (01:54):
Just take it and gold and leave poor Captain Cutter Aloneathotic.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
It's not that I'm not grateful for the boat. I
mean it is much better than the raft.
Speaker 8 (02:09):
What is anyone else curious why the captain said we
would need the boat if we were going down Snake River.
Speaker 6 (02:16):
I can't believe I'm saying this, but Kine's right. I
was wondering about that too.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Hey, I'm always right.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Oh yeah, what about that time you let us into
a nest of porky spines.
Speaker 7 (02:30):
Jaw and the time you got us lost in the
whispering woodsbro.
Speaker 8 (02:34):
And let's not even talk about the whole cow tworm business.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Okay, so I'm usually right.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
Does anyone else feel like we're picking up speed?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Are you usually right.
Speaker 6 (02:48):
You've got to be kidding me, Kane.
Speaker 7 (02:50):
You're usually wrong.
Speaker 6 (02:52):
As a matter of fact, this is the only time
I can remember you being right for a long long time.
Speaker 8 (03:00):
Said that I'm allowed to have an opinion, and just
because the rest of you usually disagree with me.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
We disagree with you because you're wrong. When you almost
got us eaten by those giant snapping turtles, it was
because you argued with us that they were vegetarians, and
you didn't admit that you were wrong until one of
them almost fit your face off.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
I still think he was just trying to play dude.
You can't be serious. Those things were gonna have us
for turtle tea.
Speaker 8 (03:28):
I remember that we was all trying to run away
and Kane was over there trying to pat him.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
Guys, what I think We're about to find out why
Captain Cutter said we would need this boat.
Speaker 9 (03:46):
No, not do work. But what if I thought, no,
that's a dead end too, A plastic.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Master glitch. That's wrong.
Speaker 9 (04:00):
I need more time, Glimmer, my ultimate skill is still
not ready to use. I need more power, which means
I need more time.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
But sir, how can we create more time? When you
looked into the future.
Speaker 9 (04:17):
Yes, yes, I know. We have weeks left at most
until Caltor reaches level ninety nine and destroys the world,
and we have no way of knowing where the monster is.
But one thing we do know is that my former
friends are on their way here to try and stop me.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
So what, they can't get into the castle without the
skilled timelock, and there's no way any of them have
it Glimmer.
Speaker 9 (04:42):
I've told you before stop underestimating the heroes. Just because
they don't have abilities like ours doesn't mean they can't
find another way in here.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
Yes, sir, I understand. I suppose I could go put
more protections around the ca.
Speaker 9 (05:00):
No, you will go make sure the heroes do not
make it here.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
But I that didn't work last time.
Speaker 9 (05:08):
Which is why you're going to take this bag of
gold into the dark forest and find the trappers the trappers?
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Are you sure?
Speaker 9 (05:18):
Of course? I'm sure. Take the gold, find the trappers
and tell them a band of adventurers will soon be
passing through their forest.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
But surely they won't be interested in the heroes. They
don't have much money, I'm sure. Besides, don't the trappers
care more about trapping rare creatures and selling them exactly.
Speaker 9 (05:39):
Which is why when you give them this gold, you'll
also let it slip that the heroes have someone special
with them, a fairy named Pork.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
This is most bogus brose. We gotta get pass these rapid.
Speaker 7 (06:02):
Proto man, what do you think we're trying to do?
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Mark o't go.
Speaker 7 (06:06):
If I'm right, we shouldn't.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Have too much fither to go into the.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Rapids end, that is, if we take the correct path.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Correct path? What do you mean?
Speaker 6 (06:16):
I mean the river.
Speaker 7 (06:18):
Splits in two somewhere up ahead, just before the dark forest.
Speaker 6 (06:22):
I remember a map that showed a fork in the river.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Oh great, Liz, tell me you remember which path we
gotta take.
Speaker 7 (06:30):
I'm thinking I'm almost positive we need to go to
the left.
Speaker 6 (06:37):
Uh.
Speaker 7 (06:38):
Is there any way you could be completely positive?
Speaker 6 (06:41):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (06:42):
I don't think we have time for Blizz to be positive. Look,
I see the fork up there.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Well, then we've gotta make a choice and stick with it.
Speaker 10 (06:51):
Liz, you said we think we need to go left, right?
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Right? Wait? Right, like we're going to the left or right?
Like we're actually going right.
Speaker 7 (07:00):
Dude, Marco, you're confusing everyone.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Literally, she meant right, like we're going right. Duh, No,
I meant right, like my nature, go left right. Well
you'll payful quick fagged right?
Speaker 9 (07:15):
This is it?
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Which way left?
Speaker 7 (07:18):
Everyone? Pada left as hard as you can work, fell
off the boat?
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Go where do he go? Can you see him.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
There?
Speaker 2 (07:37):
There, hoover by those rocks.
Speaker 7 (07:39):
He's getting swept away.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Oh no, can pork even swim?
Speaker 3 (07:43):
No?
Speaker 9 (07:44):
He can't.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
But I can.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
Get him.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Game, dude, you got.
Speaker 7 (07:52):
This pork, pork you ca can't get to him in time.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
You will. Look, he's almost got him already. But there
he dropped him.
Speaker 5 (08:04):
Come on, We've got a paddle as hard as.
Speaker 10 (08:05):
We can to get over to that side so we
can grab him.
Speaker 7 (08:16):
Okay, okay, let the ladder down. Kane should be able
to grab it.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
I got him. Stand back, Kane, what are you doing?
In adventure stories, this is what heroes do when they
rescue someone from the water. They push up and down
on their chest to help them bree Well, it ain't working, Kane.
Speaker 8 (08:42):
You're gonna kill me faster than the river if you
keep begging on my chest like this.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Somebody stop him.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
He's okay, Kane, Stop pressing on him like that.
Speaker 8 (08:54):
Oh good, I was afraid I was going to have
to breathe air into him too, and as much as
he smells like sausage and cheese, I was a little
afraid to find out what his breath smells like.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
You know what, on second thought, just toss me back
in the river. Oh wow, I don't think we should
do that. Of course not did I wasn't the serious.
Speaker 5 (09:18):
No, But I mean, we shouldn't do that because we're here.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Look the dark forest.
Speaker 6 (09:36):
So uh, I think I'll volunteer to stay here and
watch the boot
Hey, fam, Before we get back to the show, I
have some major news to tell you. For over a year,
I've been building a brand new app called Button Plus
spelled bttn. So if you love our shows like Miles
the Brave, Pixel Quest or Critter Protectors Parents, you're gonna
need to download our Button plus app to get unlimited
(00:22):
access to all of our Story Button and Mister Jim
shows completely add free. Thank you to everyone who has
supported us so far. It's truly amazing to have you
a part of our family. From all of us here
at Story Button, we really couldn't continue to do this
without you, So it would be really helpful to us
if you went to the app store and searched for
(00:43):
Button spelled bttn, gave it a download and a five
star review. That would be awesome. Thank you, and now
back to the show.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Oh now, this is how you should travel down a river.
This boat is much better than that raft we built,
isn't it.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
I almost feel peaceful. It sure was nice of good
old Captain Cutter to give.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Us his boat.
Speaker 5 (01:18):
It wasn't like I told him he had to give
it to us. Besides, he's done being a pirate. He
doesn't need this boat anymore.
Speaker 6 (01:26):
By the way, Aiden, did you get a new skill
from Captain Cutter? He did beat him after all.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
No, he really didn't have anything useful well besides this boat.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
I mean, you gotta admit it was kind of funny.
Adi dude.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
He was like, oh your army maties, please don't let
the boy use that horrible damare skill on me.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Poor souls again, away with he. He can even have
me precious bolt.
Speaker 7 (01:54):
Just take it and gold and leave poor Captain Cutter Aloneathotic.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
It's not that I'm not grateful for the boat. I
mean it is much better than the raft.
Speaker 8 (02:09):
What is anyone else curious why the captain said we
would need the boat if we were going down Snake River.
Speaker 6 (02:16):
I can't believe I'm saying this, but Kine's right. I
was wondering about that too.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Hey, I'm always right.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Oh yeah, what about that time you let us into
a nest of porky spines.
Speaker 7 (02:30):
Jaw and the time you got us lost in the
whispering woodsbro.
Speaker 8 (02:34):
And let's not even talk about the whole cow tworm business.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Okay, so I'm usually right.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
Does anyone else feel like we're picking up speed?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Are you usually right.
Speaker 6 (02:48):
You've got to be kidding me, Kane.
Speaker 7 (02:50):
You're usually wrong.
Speaker 6 (02:52):
As a matter of fact, this is the only time
I can remember you being right for a long long time.
Speaker 8 (03:00):
Said that I'm allowed to have an opinion, and just
because the rest of you usually disagree with me.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
We disagree with you because you're wrong. When you almost
got us eaten by those giant snapping turtles, it was
because you argued with us that they were vegetarians, and
you didn't admit that you were wrong until one of
them almost fit your face off.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
I still think he was just trying to play dude.
You can't be serious. Those things were gonna have us
for turtle tea.
Speaker 8 (03:28):
I remember that we was all trying to run away
and Kane was over there trying to pat him.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
Guys, what I think We're about to find out why
Captain Cutter said we would need this boat.
Speaker 9 (03:46):
No, not do work. But what if I thought, no,
that's a dead end too, A plastic.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Master glitch. That's wrong.
Speaker 9 (04:00):
I need more time, Glimmer, my ultimate skill is still
not ready to use. I need more power, which means
I need more time.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
But sir, how can we create more time? When you
looked into the future.
Speaker 9 (04:17):
Yes, yes, I know. We have weeks left at most
until Caltor reaches level ninety nine and destroys the world,
and we have no way of knowing where the monster is.
But one thing we do know is that my former
friends are on their way here to try and stop me.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
So what, they can't get into the castle without the
skilled timelock, and there's no way any of them have
it Glimmer.
Speaker 9 (04:42):
I've told you before stop underestimating the heroes. Just because
they don't have abilities like ours doesn't mean they can't
find another way in here.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
Yes, sir, I understand. I suppose I could go put
more protections around the ca.
Speaker 9 (05:00):
No, you will go make sure the heroes do not
make it here.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
But I that didn't work last time.
Speaker 9 (05:08):
Which is why you're going to take this bag of
gold into the dark forest and find the trappers the trappers?
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Are you sure?
Speaker 9 (05:18):
Of course? I'm sure. Take the gold, find the trappers
and tell them a band of adventurers will soon be
passing through their forest.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
But surely they won't be interested in the heroes. They
don't have much money, I'm sure. Besides, don't the trappers
care more about trapping rare creatures and selling them exactly.
Speaker 9 (05:39):
Which is why when you give them this gold, you'll
also let it slip that the heroes have someone special
with them, a fairy named Pork.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
This is most bogus brose. We gotta get pass these rapid.
Speaker 7 (06:02):
Proto man, what do you think we're trying to do?
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Mark o't go.
Speaker 7 (06:06):
If I'm right, we shouldn't.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Have too much fither to go into the.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Rapids end, that is, if we take the correct path.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Correct path? What do you mean?
Speaker 6 (06:16):
I mean the river.
Speaker 7 (06:18):
Splits in two somewhere up ahead, just before the dark forest.
Speaker 6 (06:22):
I remember a map that showed a fork in the river.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Oh great, Liz, tell me you remember which path we
gotta take.
Speaker 7 (06:30):
I'm thinking I'm almost positive we need to go to
the left.
Speaker 6 (06:37):
Uh.
Speaker 7 (06:38):
Is there any way you could be completely positive?
Speaker 6 (06:41):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (06:42):
I don't think we have time for Blizz to be positive. Look,
I see the fork up there.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Well, then we've gotta make a choice and stick with it.
Speaker 10 (06:51):
Liz, you said we think we need to go left, right?
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Right? Wait? Right, like we're going to the left or right?
Like we're actually going right.
Speaker 7 (07:00):
Dude, Marco, you're confusing everyone.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Literally, she meant right, like we're going right. Duh, No,
I meant right, like my nature, go left right. Well
you'll payful quick fagged right?
Speaker 9 (07:15):
This is it?
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Which way left?
Speaker 7 (07:18):
Everyone? Pada left as hard as you can work, fell
off the boat?
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Go where do he go? Can you see him.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
There?
Speaker 2 (07:37):
There, hoover by those rocks.
Speaker 7 (07:39):
He's getting swept away.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Oh no, can pork even swim?
Speaker 3 (07:43):
No?
Speaker 9 (07:44):
He can't.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
But I can.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
Get him.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Game, dude, you got.
Speaker 7 (07:52):
This pork, pork you ca can't get to him in time.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
You will. Look, he's almost got him already. But there
he dropped him.
Speaker 5 (08:04):
Come on, We've got a paddle as hard as.
Speaker 10 (08:05):
We can to get over to that side so we
can grab him.
Speaker 7 (08:16):
Okay, okay, let the ladder down. Kane should be able
to grab it.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
I got him. Stand back, Kane, what are you doing?
In adventure stories, this is what heroes do when they
rescue someone from the water. They push up and down
on their chest to help them bree Well, it ain't working, Kane.
Speaker 8 (08:42):
You're gonna kill me faster than the river if you
keep begging on my chest like this.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Somebody stop him.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
He's okay, Kane, Stop pressing on him like that.
Speaker 8 (08:54):
Oh good, I was afraid I was going to have
to breathe air into him too, and as much as
he smells like sausage and cheese, I was a little
afraid to find out what his breath smells like.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
You know what, on second thought, just toss me back
in the river. Oh wow, I don't think we should
do that. Of course not did I wasn't the serious.
Speaker 5 (09:18):
No, But I mean, we shouldn't do that because we're here.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Look the dark forest.
Speaker 6 (09:36):
So uh, I think I'll volunteer to stay here and
watch the boot
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