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May 19, 2025 • 14 mins

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:05):
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Speaker 3 (01:00):
Ah, yes, here we are. This shall do nicely gain
if you would set the rock of sages down right here,
my good man.

Speaker 4 (01:11):
I must say I didn't think it would be quite this.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
Heavy step tendous. I can barely contain myself. It's been
years since I've seen a successful bonding, and here I'm
about to witness six of them. We're excited to doc totally.

Speaker 5 (01:31):
Let's get started.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Hang on a second, Doctor Goolittle, Sir, I was wondering something,
does it matter what rank our classes like? Do people
with a common class have different morphomals from people with
uncommon classes?

Speaker 6 (01:46):
Ah?

Speaker 4 (01:47):
What?

Speaker 3 (01:47):
In a stute question? They do indeed, young Sair, but
not as much difference as you might expect. It really
begins to change just the classes go up to the
rare ranks and above.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
So uh, who wants to tell him?

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Hm?

Speaker 2 (02:07):
What?

Speaker 3 (02:08):
What? Tell me?

Speaker 1 (02:08):
What?

Speaker 7 (02:10):
Well?

Speaker 1 (02:12):
We kind of all have pretty rare classes.

Speaker 7 (02:15):
More specifically, Mika, Marco and me all have super rare classes.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
I beg your pardon.

Speaker 4 (02:23):
Indeed, as for Blaze and myself, we have epic classes.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
This is preposterous.

Speaker 8 (02:32):
But then there's Aiden here.

Speaker 6 (02:34):
Aiden is one of only three people on Pixora with
a legendary class.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
Impossible, a legendary here in my own grotto.

Speaker 5 (02:46):
Ah, sorry about that. I guess we should have told
you sooner. This doesn't cause any problems?

Speaker 3 (02:53):
Does it problems? Problems? I should bally think, Well not,
this is going to be the most spectacular bonding ever seen.
I've never seen a bonding above a rare level. And
to think you're all at creator heights. I simply cannot
wait to see what kinds of morphomos choose you as

(03:15):
their keepers keepers? Is that what we are? Oh? Yes,
my apologies. Once you are bonded to a morphamo, you
become a keeper. After all, your new companion will be
yours to care and look after.

Speaker 5 (03:32):
Okay, okay, okay, this is all fine and cool and
great and stuff, but can we please get on with it?

Speaker 3 (03:40):
I prefer not to wait another second. Mica, here is
the sound stuff. If you will please give the rock
a good whack.

Speaker 5 (03:51):
Oh yeah, it's go time.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
Hi good? How tell me no missing that sound? I
expect your mop from all's already on its way, desperate
to meet you. Keep your eyes peeled now. They could
come from the grotto entrance in that direction, or from

(04:15):
over there, or even from above if your mouphul can fly.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
Do I hear something running this way?

Speaker 8 (04:26):
I think I hear it too. It's coming from over there.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
Where you where you were, where you were you were there?
Off you you it rock? Yes? Me fine, you easy, easy.

Speaker 4 (04:46):
Little guy.

Speaker 5 (04:47):
Yes, it's me nice tackle. By the way, I'm.

Speaker 8 (04:51):
Mika, Miko, me like Mica, Mico.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
I say, what luck, Nika, You are quite fortunate. What
we have here is an erson, a very rare type
of bear in these parts. Actually, they're often more called
wrestle bears because they love to tumble and play. As

(05:17):
they grow, they can get quite strong and sturdy.

Speaker 7 (05:22):
A that is perfect.

Speaker 8 (05:25):
Oh, you're my little wrestle bear.

Speaker 5 (05:27):
You wait? Uh? What's your name? Buddy?

Speaker 3 (05:30):
Little names name?

Speaker 1 (05:33):
Nika?

Speaker 2 (05:33):
Give name?

Speaker 4 (05:34):
Ah?

Speaker 3 (05:35):
Yes, you see. Morphomels are very intelligent, but they don't
do names the same way we adventures do. If you
want him to have a name, you'll need to give
him one yourself.

Speaker 5 (05:49):
Oh okay, oh wow, kind of a big responsibility. What
to call you?

Speaker 3 (05:57):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (05:57):
I know before I train the master card? Hey, I
had another master and he helped me learn how to wrestle.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
I'll name you after him.

Speaker 5 (06:05):
Everyone say hello to sue sue Plex.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
Sup Plex.

Speaker 3 (06:11):
That's perfect, sue Plex Supplex. Soup boo me soup.

Speaker 5 (06:21):
Sure, buddy, we'll call you Soup for short. Welcome to
the team, Soup.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
Did you see that passive energy? Well done, mecup. You
are officially bonded to your new muffable, Sir, Supplex. I'll
explain more about your bonds later now, Marco, I believe
you're next. Oh it's on my donkey, con bra. Here
we go.

Speaker 9 (06:56):
Day now. I know the sound of hoofs when I
hear it. Maybe it's some kind of horse.

Speaker 8 (07:04):
So like who called? She looks like good deer. She's
beautiful Marco?

Speaker 3 (07:11):
Yoh, what's up? Man named Marco?

Speaker 2 (07:15):
Looks like I'm your.

Speaker 8 (07:16):
Keeper for real?

Speaker 6 (07:20):
Okay, I guess you passed the vibe check like, nice
to meet you.

Speaker 8 (07:24):
I guess what's up with the attitude?

Speaker 2 (07:27):
Uh?

Speaker 8 (07:27):
Who asked you? Miss bossy pants?

Speaker 7 (07:32):
Finally someone who can give it right back to Mika.

Speaker 8 (07:35):
I think I'm gonna call you Dearie.

Speaker 5 (07:40):
She looks like a deer and you're calling her deary.

Speaker 8 (07:44):
Wow? Really original?

Speaker 3 (07:46):
Well done, Marco, You're now bonded as well. Deary is
a field fun another rare type of morphomre, known for
being quick and nimble. I think the two of you
will get it's along well now, then, sir Park, would
you please approach the rock of Sages.

Speaker 4 (08:08):
Short thing?

Speaker 9 (08:09):
He is hoping I get something big and strong. Oh,
maybe even something I can ride when we gotta do
a bunch of running. Yeah, this will be perfect. Here
we go. Hey, what was that?

Speaker 4 (08:28):
I believe there's some kind of mark or a small
bird trapped down here. Surely we can help it back
to the surface.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
I believe you may want to look close to my friends.
That is no bird. Hey, hey, you you rung the rock?

Speaker 6 (08:49):
Uh?

Speaker 9 (08:50):
Yeah, it was me.

Speaker 7 (08:51):
You gotta be kidding me at all these strong looking heroes,
It was you who rung the rock. Look, pal, I
don't appreciate your tongue.

Speaker 9 (09:00):
As a matter of fact, I'm your new keeper, your pipsqueak.

Speaker 3 (09:03):
Oh yeah, hmm.

Speaker 7 (09:06):
Fine, then we'll see who's the keeper here.

Speaker 3 (09:11):
Yes, it appears you and this morphomore are now bonded.
He is what's known as a cherub, incredibly sippy little
creatures with sharp intelligence to boot. He even looks a
bit like a miniature version of you. Interesting pork. Would

(09:32):
you care to give him a name? Pork? Your name
is pork? What are you laughing at?

Speaker 7 (09:47):
Dumpling? Dumpling? What's your calling me dumpling for? Oh nuh uh,
no way, mister, my namemate, dumpling. It is now, buddy boy,
so used to it, right.

Speaker 3 (10:03):
So shall we continue? I believe that does it for
those of you with a super are class. Yes, how
about we progress with the epic classes right then.

Speaker 4 (10:14):
The blizz If you don't mind, I'm ready to go,
although I I don't think anyone will ever be able
to replace the business boy in the world.

Speaker 2 (10:25):
Oh could it? Could it be? Keeper?

Speaker 7 (10:41):
Wait?

Speaker 3 (10:42):
Keeper?

Speaker 9 (10:43):
No way, I don't believe this.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
I don't believe it. You look just like my darling Caltor.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
Keeper.

Speaker 4 (10:57):
Yes, I'm your keeper. I'm pain and I already know
you're the burstis girl of the whole world for you? Yes,
you are, and I'm goor to call you.

Speaker 3 (11:09):
Car Doorah. I don't like this, worry not, my good friends.
Cal Torah is a rock one, yes, but as a
bond and morphable you could not ask for a finer companion.
They are incredibly strong and durable. And if you're concerned

(11:33):
about her trying to destroy the world, let me assure
you she will be perfectly friendly. Not to mention, she
won't be learning any kind of skill that could endanger
our planet. All good, Thank goodness, How bliss was it?
I believe it is your t.

Speaker 8 (11:54):
I suppose it is. Let's see what fate has in
store for me.

Speaker 3 (12:05):
I do believe I hear another flyer on the way.

Speaker 9 (12:08):
Hope it ain't another chaerub.

Speaker 3 (12:10):
I heard that, you old goat. You better watch it.

Speaker 10 (12:15):
Who summoned me?

Speaker 2 (12:16):
Whoa is that a dragon?

Speaker 3 (12:21):
It is an elemental dragonling. To be precise, I've not
seen one in decades. They are among the rarest of
our morphomles. This one is blue. Perhaps he is a
water dragon ling.

Speaker 6 (12:38):
Hello, Dragonling, I summoned you. My name is Bliss Blizz,
the Frost Maiden.

Speaker 10 (12:45):
Blizz, a frost maiden. You say, are you powerful enough
to bond with an ice dragon ling?

Speaker 3 (12:53):
An ice dragonling?

Speaker 5 (12:55):
Oh? This ota be good.

Speaker 3 (12:59):
Go ahead, Liz, show him what you got.

Speaker 6 (13:02):
As you wish dragonl Blizzard Blast.

Speaker 3 (13:10):
Hmmm impressive.

Speaker 10 (13:12):
Your ice skills will compliment my own very well. Bliz,
I shall be your morphamal and you my keeper.

Speaker 8 (13:22):
There it appears we are now bonded.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
So you both have ice powers.

Speaker 6 (13:27):
That's awesome because your powers are similar to mine.

Speaker 8 (13:31):
Dragonling, I think i'll name you zero.

Speaker 3 (13:36):
See now that's how your name a morphomal. I believe
that covers are two epic classes. Now, young man, if
you would be so kind, I would dearly love to
witness a legendary bonding.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
Oh guess it is my turn? Huh all right here?

Speaker 3 (14:00):
Whah?

Speaker 4 (14:07):
Most interesting? There seemed to be a great deal of
power in that strike. Well donaden.

Speaker 3 (14:16):
Peras, But I rather think the tremors we felt are
because a legendary class has never struck a rock of sages.
I believe we are about to witness something extraordinary. It

(14:40):
it simply cannot be. I don't believe it.
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