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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, friends, I need to update you on something special
that we've been working on for a really long time.
If you've ever wanted to join an adventure with me
and Pork, then listen close. Riffeo is to choose your
own inventor game that you can use to create your
own audio stories. Enter into the pixel Quest universe and
go on a real adventure with me and Pork while
you make the choices for how the story continues. Or
(00:23):
maybe even ad yourself as a character who has to
rescue Pork from a giant slime. Right now, rifeo is
only available to my friends who I send invites to.
Since you are one of my awesome listeners, I want
to send you an invitation parents go to riffio dot com.
We need your help to make these audio stories even
(00:44):
more awesome. I'll see you there.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Oh, I've never I've never thought to see one.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
With my own eyes.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Oh it's an ava.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Hello.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
I think one of you is my keeper.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Hi, I'm Aiden.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
It's nice to meet you.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Oh what are you doing?
Speaker 5 (01:25):
You buffoon?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Kneel to the Lady of the skies, the who of
the what?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (01:31):
Please don't listen to him.
Speaker 6 (01:33):
You don't have to kneel, but your grace.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Surely we must all show the proper respect.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
No, no, no, no, please don't doctor googuy.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
What's with all the formalities?
Speaker 6 (01:47):
Bro?
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Is she like royalty or something? Surely even you must.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Have heard of the Avia, the legendary sky hunters also
known as the Heavenly Hawks.
Speaker 6 (02:00):
Uh can't say we have?
Speaker 5 (02:03):
Will she be a strong Marphamo for Aiden?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Av ours are only spoken in whispers, myths, tall tales.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Few people believe they're even real.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
For one of them to have chosen this boy is
her keeper, you are one lucky, lucky young man.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Wow, thanks for choosing me. I'm really glad to be
your keeper. I mean, you know, if you're if you're
cool with.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
That, I can because I knew I must. You are
my keeper and I am you're morphamal.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Simply extraudinary.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Hmm. I guess it's time to name you. How do
you feel about Avy?
Speaker 4 (02:54):
I think it suits me Avy and Aiden.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
I think I shall simply burst with come, come, my friends,
let us have dinner.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
So you may get to know your new companions.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
And that was when Glitch used the time tear skill.
It took him all the way down to level minus five,
but he created a new future for all of us
where Caltor couldn't destroy Pixora.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
Whoa Soup should have been there, Soup would have hoped,
Soup would have wrestled that bad Caltor like this.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
I wish you'd have been there too, buddy.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Hmmm.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
So it was these nightquakes that destroyed the ancient ruins
and uncovered the.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Keystone exactly zero. We didn't know much about the keystone.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Well, to be fair, we still don't, but we thought
we should come examine things for ourselves.
Speaker 6 (03:53):
Ain't that just like a bunch of newbies poking around
someplace they ain't ready for pipe down?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Right?
Speaker 3 (04:00):
You should be glad we're here.
Speaker 6 (04:02):
Sounds like this keystone is too dangerous to be left
lying around.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Hey, doctor Goolittle, you said you'd tell us more about
how bonds work later, and I gotta say, I'm super curious.
Speaker 6 (04:15):
Come on, Doc, you gotta tell us.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Ah my apologies, I'd forgotten. It's really quite simple to understand,
though not simple at all to manage.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
You see, now that.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
You have all bonded with a morphom, your bond is
what we call week the bust.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
Use me, there is nothing about Sircaine or Lady Kaltora
for that matter.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
That is weaks and Imi sprinking.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
All pond start out weak, but as you and your
partner grow to trust and care for each other, your
pond will gross stronger, from weak to neutral, then too strong,
then possibly too powerful if you put in enough.
Speaker 7 (05:10):
Effort, and perhaps one day, if you're really fortunate, you
may grow your bond all the way too unbreakable.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
WHOA does that make us stronger?
Speaker 2 (05:26):
In a manner of speaking, Yes, you'll find that your
powers and that of your more formal grow is your
bond strengthens, and you may even learn new abilities.
Speaker 6 (05:39):
That's amazing. So what do we do to help these
bonds get stronger? You got rocks in your ears, he said.
We gotta trust and care for each other. And I
don't see that happening anytime. Soup Bacon the names park
not Bacon buddy boy.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Yes, it will likely take some time. Just focus on
growing in friendship with your morphamo and the pond would
get stronger.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Now, I believe that is.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
More than enough excitement for one day. I need my rest,
and I suggest you all do the same. Tomorrow I
will escort you out of the grotto and point you
in the direction of the keystone.
Speaker 8 (06:29):
Who oh, alas, here we are, my friends. This is
where I leave you.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
The ruins are in that direction where you will hopefully
also find the keystone.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
Are you sure you wouldn't rather come with us?
Speaker 6 (06:53):
Jagoo, dude, you could hang with us.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
I'm afraid I would only get in your way without
a partner of my own.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
But rest assured, I'll be cheering you on. And should
you find the keystone, please be sure to stop by
and tell me all about it before you leave for
your home. You have our words, sir doctor or would
it be doctor sir? I'm not sure which I say.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Ah, man, they're back.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
These guys just don't give.
Speaker 6 (07:24):
Up, and last time our abilities didn't hardly affect them
at all.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Chin up, lads and ladies.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
You're keepers now and I think you'll find your new
friends can help you show these beasts a thing for.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Three Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. Mika me a rustleum.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Mika, concentrate. Can you sense the skill of young suplex there?
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Eh?
Speaker 4 (07:53):
I think so?
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Ah?
Speaker 4 (07:56):
There, he does have a skill.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Tell him to use it all right, soup use charge? Well,
what are we waiting?
Speaker 1 (08:08):
For me.
Speaker 6 (08:09):
He goes, dearie, use kid.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
Like this, mister bad attitude?
Speaker 5 (08:17):
How corah use the band protect them?
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Dumplin hit him with zip. You must now.
Speaker 9 (08:37):
You've got this aby use woosh, wow wow, way to go, guys.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
That's my guy.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
You didn't your soup good at it too. You were
all like bow bow bow, and they were like run away.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
I would totally do that again.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
Yeah, although I kind of miss being in the thick
of the action as soup.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
You did great, But I don't like.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
Just sitting here like a bump on a log.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Hah, blame. You gotta be more original with the word sis.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
Fine, I don't like sitting here like a pork on
a couch while someone else does all the battling.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Hey, oh, not to worry, Mika.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
You'll find that since you have all bonded with a morphomle,
your own skills will become more and more efficient. Here
and Sundrop, don't be afraid to get into the thick
of things yourselves. These jungle creatures will soon be no
match at all for any of you as your bonds grow.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
That's right, and bonds aren't the only things that get stronger.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
We'll get stronger too. What's that, zu? I mean you
will level up the same as us, even better. Your
partners will laugh. It's why they're called morphomles.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
After each battle, they will gain morph energy, and when
they have enough, they shall change into strong a form.
All of your morphomles are in what is called stage what.
Most morphomles can reach as high as stage four or
even stage five if they train hot enough, and there
(10:32):
are stories of some going even higher than that.
Speaker 7 (10:36):
Okay, can I just say this is gnarly.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
I can't wait to see how strong you can get.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Dearie dude, well, doctor Goolittle, I guess we're on our way,
and when we come back, my guess is we're gonna
have one crazy adventure to tell you about.
Hey, friends, I need to update you on something special
that we've been working on for a really long time.
If you've ever wanted to join an adventure with me
and Pork, then listen close. Riffeo is to choose your
own inventor game that you can use to create your
own audio stories. Enter into the pixel Quest universe and
go on a real adventure with me and Pork while
you make the choices for how the story continues. Or
(00:23):
maybe even ad yourself as a character who has to
rescue Pork from a giant slime. Right now, rifeo is
only available to my friends who I send invites to.
Since you are one of my awesome listeners, I want
to send you an invitation parents go to riffio dot com.
We need your help to make these audio stories even
(00:44):
more awesome. I'll see you there.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Oh, I've never I've never thought to see one.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
With my own eyes.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Oh it's an ava.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Hello.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
I think one of you is my keeper.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Hi, I'm Aiden.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
It's nice to meet you.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Oh what are you doing?
Speaker 5 (01:25):
You buffoon?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Kneel to the Lady of the skies, the who of
the what?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (01:31):
Please don't listen to him.
Speaker 6 (01:33):
You don't have to kneel, but your grace.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Surely we must all show the proper respect.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
No, no, no, no, please don't doctor googuy.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
What's with all the formalities?
Speaker 6 (01:47):
Bro?
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Is she like royalty or something? Surely even you must.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Have heard of the Avia, the legendary sky hunters also
known as the Heavenly Hawks.
Speaker 6 (02:00):
Uh can't say we have?
Speaker 5 (02:03):
Will she be a strong Marphamo for Aiden?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Av ours are only spoken in whispers, myths, tall tales.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Few people believe they're even real.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
For one of them to have chosen this boy is
her keeper, you are one lucky, lucky young man.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Wow, thanks for choosing me. I'm really glad to be
your keeper. I mean, you know, if you're if you're
cool with.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
That, I can because I knew I must. You are
my keeper and I am you're morphamal.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Simply extraudinary.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Hmm. I guess it's time to name you. How do
you feel about Avy?
Speaker 4 (02:54):
I think it suits me Avy and Aiden.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
I think I shall simply burst with come, come, my friends,
let us have dinner.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
So you may get to know your new companions.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
And that was when Glitch used the time tear skill.
It took him all the way down to level minus five,
but he created a new future for all of us
where Caltor couldn't destroy Pixora.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
Whoa Soup should have been there, Soup would have hoped,
Soup would have wrestled that bad Caltor like this.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
I wish you'd have been there too, buddy.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Hmmm.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
So it was these nightquakes that destroyed the ancient ruins
and uncovered the.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Keystone exactly zero. We didn't know much about the keystone.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Well, to be fair, we still don't, but we thought
we should come examine things for ourselves.
Speaker 6 (03:53):
Ain't that just like a bunch of newbies poking around
someplace they ain't ready for pipe down?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Right?
Speaker 3 (04:00):
You should be glad we're here.
Speaker 6 (04:02):
Sounds like this keystone is too dangerous to be left
lying around.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Hey, doctor Goolittle, you said you'd tell us more about
how bonds work later, and I gotta say, I'm super curious.
Speaker 6 (04:15):
Come on, Doc, you gotta tell us.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Ah my apologies, I'd forgotten. It's really quite simple to understand,
though not simple at all to manage.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
You see, now that.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
You have all bonded with a morphom, your bond is
what we call week the bust.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
Use me, there is nothing about Sircaine or Lady Kaltora
for that matter.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
That is weaks and Imi sprinking.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
All pond start out weak, but as you and your
partner grow to trust and care for each other, your
pond will gross stronger, from weak to neutral, then too strong,
then possibly too powerful if you put in enough.
Speaker 7 (05:10):
Effort, and perhaps one day, if you're really fortunate, you
may grow your bond all the way too unbreakable.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
WHOA does that make us stronger?
Speaker 2 (05:26):
In a manner of speaking, Yes, you'll find that your
powers and that of your more formal grow is your
bond strengthens, and you may even learn new abilities.
Speaker 6 (05:39):
That's amazing. So what do we do to help these
bonds get stronger? You got rocks in your ears, he said.
We gotta trust and care for each other. And I
don't see that happening anytime. Soup Bacon the names park
not Bacon buddy boy.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Yes, it will likely take some time. Just focus on
growing in friendship with your morphamo and the pond would
get stronger.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Now, I believe that is.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
More than enough excitement for one day. I need my rest,
and I suggest you all do the same. Tomorrow I
will escort you out of the grotto and point you
in the direction of the keystone.
Speaker 8 (06:29):
Who oh, alas, here we are, my friends. This is
where I leave you.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
The ruins are in that direction where you will hopefully
also find the keystone.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
Are you sure you wouldn't rather come with us?
Speaker 6 (06:53):
Jagoo, dude, you could hang with us.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
I'm afraid I would only get in your way without
a partner of my own.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
But rest assured, I'll be cheering you on. And should
you find the keystone, please be sure to stop by
and tell me all about it before you leave for
your home. You have our words, sir doctor or would
it be doctor sir? I'm not sure which I say.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Ah, man, they're back.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
These guys just don't give.
Speaker 6 (07:24):
Up, and last time our abilities didn't hardly affect them
at all.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Chin up, lads and ladies.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
You're keepers now and I think you'll find your new
friends can help you show these beasts a thing for.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Three Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. Mika me a rustleum.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Mika, concentrate. Can you sense the skill of young suplex there?
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Eh?
Speaker 4 (07:53):
I think so?
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Ah?
Speaker 4 (07:56):
There, he does have a skill.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Tell him to use it all right, soup use charge? Well,
what are we waiting?
Speaker 1 (08:08):
For me.
Speaker 6 (08:09):
He goes, dearie, use kid.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
Like this, mister bad attitude?
Speaker 5 (08:17):
How corah use the band protect them?
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Dumplin hit him with zip. You must now.
Speaker 9 (08:37):
You've got this aby use woosh, wow wow, way to go, guys.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
That's my guy.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
You didn't your soup good at it too. You were
all like bow bow bow, and they were like run away.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
I would totally do that again.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
Yeah, although I kind of miss being in the thick
of the action as soup.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
You did great, But I don't like.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
Just sitting here like a bump on a log.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Hah, blame. You gotta be more original with the word sis.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
Fine, I don't like sitting here like a pork on
a couch while someone else does all the battling.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Hey, oh, not to worry, Mika.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
You'll find that since you have all bonded with a morphomle,
your own skills will become more and more efficient. Here
and Sundrop, don't be afraid to get into the thick
of things yourselves. These jungle creatures will soon be no
match at all for any of you as your bonds grow.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
That's right, and bonds aren't the only things that get stronger.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
We'll get stronger too. What's that, zu? I mean you
will level up the same as us, even better. Your
partners will laugh. It's why they're called morphomles.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
After each battle, they will gain morph energy, and when
they have enough, they shall change into strong a form.
All of your morphomles are in what is called stage what.
Most morphomles can reach as high as stage four or
even stage five if they train hot enough, and there
(10:32):
are stories of some going even higher than that.
Speaker 7 (10:36):
Okay, can I just say this is gnarly.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
I can't wait to see how strong you can get.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Dearie dude, well, doctor Goolittle, I guess we're on our way,
and when we come back, my guess is we're gonna
have one crazy adventure to tell you about.
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