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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, friends, I need to update you on something special
that we've been working on for a really long time.
If you've ever wanted to join an adventure with me
and Pork, then listen close. Riffeo is to choose your
own inventor game that you can use to create your
own audio stories. Enter into the pixel Quest universe and
go on a real adventure with me and Pork while
you make the choices for how the story continues, or
(00:23):
maybe even at yourself as a character who has to
rescue Pork from a giant slime. Right now, Riffeo's only
available to my friends who I send invites to. Since
you are one of my awesome listeners, I want to
send you an invitation parents go to riffio dot com.
We need your help to make these audio stories even
(00:44):
more awesome. I'll see you there. Still kind of hard
to believe. It all started with me opening that puzzle box.
If I hadn't, I never would have met Pork and
got the chance to help out the heroes.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Not to mention, Pixora would probably have been destroyed.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Oh yeah, that too.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Yeah, unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
H huh. I mean, I know it's kind of hard
to believe. But trust me, that's.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Exactly what not that pork here getting stuck in a
puzzle box. What's the matter with you? You ought to
be ashamed of yourself.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
In case you didn't hear aiden, it was me a
level four fairy against Glitch, who was a level sixty
one time twister when all that stuff happened.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
This Glitch guy sounds pretty strong. I think he should
have been my keeper instead of you.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Oh yeah, and maybe I should have bonded with a
mosquadout instead of a flag in mouth.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
You keep pushing me, and I'm gonna gonna what crawl
back inside a puzzle box. Bring it on, hairy legs.
I ain't scared of you.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
That is enough, both of you. Pork, try to be
patient with him, Dumpling. You didn't have to bond.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
With Pork, but you did.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Like it or not, you're part of our team.
Speaker 6 (02:11):
Now.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
You need to try to get along.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Uh who said we ain't getting along? We was just
having a friendly chair.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Everyone be silent.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Listen, listen, boy, I don't take orders from her. Cyol
said to be quiet, so keep it down.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
This place is dangerous.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
What is it?
Speaker 6 (02:31):
Zero?
Speaker 4 (02:32):
I'm not sure I thought I heard voices speaking over
in that direction.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
I heard it too. There were definitely people over there
talking for a few seconds.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Your hearing must be pretty good, aby, could you tell
what they were saying?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
No, but maybe one of us should try to get
closer and see what or who it is?
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Yeah, which you think, dearie?
Speaker 7 (02:54):
You blend in pretty good since you were on your turf.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Could you sneak over her and take.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
I mean I guess I could. Brb brb.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
It means be right back, Sis.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
You gotta keep bubble.
Speaker 7 (03:13):
With the slang, right, because that's what's important right now. Hey, hey,
look that's a more humile, ain't it, that dear looking thing?
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (03:23):
I think so.
Speaker 7 (03:25):
We're supposed to grab anything that looks like a could
be one, So I say we don't take any chances.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Well, then what are we waiting for?
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Grander?
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (03:36):
I don't think so on this.
Speaker 7 (03:39):
You better not lay a finger on her like you
guys think you can actually catch me at the dorms.
The only one you're getting close to me is if
I let you.
Speaker 8 (03:53):
Dearie, what are you doing?
Speaker 7 (03:55):
You were supposed to stick quiet and spy on them
and let us know what.
Speaker 6 (03:59):
They're up to.
Speaker 7 (04:00):
Oh, you didn't say you wanted me to stay hidden.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
You gotta be like specific and stuff.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
You know, you're totally right.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
That's my bad.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
Hey, Hey, what's this? Who are you?
Speaker 8 (04:14):
People?
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Fine? And shame on you, sir, trying to capture an
innocent young creature such as dearie.
Speaker 7 (04:23):
Like they could oh read a second? One, two, three, four, five, six, six.
Well well well let me guess the hero You.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Better believe it, bob, who are you?
Speaker 6 (04:47):
Three?
Speaker 4 (04:47):
We're Hunters and our leader told us to be on
the lookout for a party of six adventurers calling themselves
the heroes.
Speaker 7 (04:57):
Oh, here we go again.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
What is it with you groups.
Speaker 7 (05:01):
Of villains and listening to one big, bad leader who
tells you what to do. It's like Wester and the
Trappers all over again. I say something funny. We're nothing
like the Trappers, lady. We're the strongest bunch of warriors
on Pixora. Su're not even allowed to join the Hunters
(05:23):
unless you're above a level forty. And if the Trappers
and the boss's brother gave you trouble, you ain't got.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
No chance against us.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Hold on, time out, wait a second flag on the play.
Did you just say the Boss's brother, Western has a brother, that's.
Speaker 7 (05:41):
Right, little man Western strong, but he's nothing compared to
our boss.
Speaker 5 (05:47):
He's so strong that.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Ah ah, hush up, you don't malache when was talking
about him, he doesn't tell anyone about his level and
class you meet it.
Speaker 7 (05:56):
Is it possible to think Wester has a brother that
might even be stronger than him?
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Went when Wester almost defeated Kine and took all of
us down, Oh, I see this.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Wester is the one Cain defeated by sacrificing five of his.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Levels exactly Avy. Wester was plenty bad enough. But if
his brother's stronger, and the two of them might be
working together, if.
Speaker 5 (06:22):
That's enough chit chat. He looks like all of you
have morphomals. Interesting.
Speaker 7 (06:29):
The Boss found a rock of sages next to the keystone.
We've been trying to use it to get some of
our people to bond, but so far only a couple
of hunters have been able to the three of us
weren't so lucky. So we got sent out here to
find more formals.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
And capture them, and you were nice enough to bring
six of them right to us.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
I think things are about to get serious, Oh pork
are you able to scan these brigands?
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Yep, and I got bad news. These guys ain't no pushovers.
Looks like we got a level forty nine, Level fifty
four and level fifty eight cal Tora protect Kin Kine no.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
When indeed, we will make these ruffians regret trying to
capture our brothers and sisters.
Speaker 7 (07:20):
Looks like our new friends are ready to go. Hence,
so am I.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
Ready to set shadow ship.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Question strike.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
Double down.
Speaker 5 (07:38):
This is gonna be good.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
To strike, not bad.
Speaker 7 (07:59):
Sure you want to rather ditch these weekly than join
the hunters.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
We could use a strong arm like yours.
Speaker 6 (08:05):
I'd rather roll in honey and dive into a nest
of fire ants.
Speaker 7 (08:12):
Sounds like a boad wants me defeat you.
Speaker 5 (08:15):
We'll be sure to do exactly that.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
To walk sex of you.
Speaker 8 (08:19):
Steal my hand a outy, why koutra.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
That was amazing. I can't believe you took that flow for.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
Me, Count protect King Kingwin.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
All right, you are my friend a Kine and cal
Tora unstaffable.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
Mister unstoppable. If you're done being all heroic over there,
maybe you can help us out. These two guys are
giving us the business over here. What face.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
Cancuse it.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
Yeah, it is that it take this.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Um calta. Our friends need us.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
Move it one head they watch it.
Speaker 5 (09:35):
You almost pushed me off the ledge.
Speaker 9 (09:36):
You need that lake down there now, wavy use woosh yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Yes, nice work, jav score one for the flyers, and
know all that's left is this jump.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
Who wants him?
Speaker 4 (09:57):
Well, if it's just me he left, then I don't
gotta worry about hurting anyone.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Else with my ultimate skill. We keep forgetting.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
You have those.
Speaker 6 (10:12):
Soup her size mayo, soup, what are you doing?
Speaker 7 (10:25):
He must have been waiting up in that tree for
just the right time to do a snake attack.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
Good good say uncle, say uncle, uncle, uncle.
Speaker 6 (10:33):
Uncle, Get off me, you overgrown teddy bear, get off me.
Speaker 5 (10:40):
That's it, Soup, get him, get that sad man holcome.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
Look look look local local, look a local look local
local local local lokogle.
Speaker 5 (10:53):
John Yo, Sup.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
That was incredible.
Speaker 5 (11:02):
You showed that badan not to mess with us.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Yes, good job, Soup.
Speaker 7 (11:09):
Everyone did well.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
But I'm afraid that if these three were that tough,
and Western and his brother Maelex are using their own
rock of stages to get the hunters to bond with morphobles.
Speaker 7 (11:20):
We might not be strong enough to stop them.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
So then we go get stronger here.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
If I'm reading things right, it looks like there's definitely
some question yourby we could do. Who's up for some training?
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Sounds like me, uh, Soup?
Speaker 5 (11:38):
You okay, buddy?
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Why are you shaking like that?
Speaker 7 (11:43):
Shaking because soup?
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Who oh, book, I think we're about to see why
they're called morphobles.
Speaker 5 (11:55):
Soup is gonna more them.
Speaker 8 (12:01):
The features of her history and expression
Hey, friends, I need to update you on something special
that we've been working on for a really long time.
If you've ever wanted to join an adventure with me
and Pork, then listen close. Riffeo is to choose your
own inventor game that you can use to create your
own audio stories. Enter into the pixel Quest universe and
go on a real adventure with me and Pork while
you make the choices for how the story continues, or
(00:23):
maybe even at yourself as a character who has to
rescue Pork from a giant slime. Right now, Riffeo's only
available to my friends who I send invites to. Since
you are one of my awesome listeners, I want to
send you an invitation parents go to riffio dot com.
We need your help to make these audio stories even
(00:44):
more awesome. I'll see you there. Still kind of hard
to believe. It all started with me opening that puzzle box.
If I hadn't, I never would have met Pork and
got the chance to help out the heroes.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Not to mention, Pixora would probably have been destroyed.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Oh yeah, that too.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Yeah, unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
H huh. I mean, I know it's kind of hard
to believe. But trust me, that's.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Exactly what not that pork here getting stuck in a
puzzle box. What's the matter with you? You ought to
be ashamed of yourself.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
In case you didn't hear aiden, it was me a
level four fairy against Glitch, who was a level sixty
one time twister when all that stuff happened.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
This Glitch guy sounds pretty strong. I think he should
have been my keeper instead of you.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Oh yeah, and maybe I should have bonded with a
mosquadout instead of a flag in mouth.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
You keep pushing me, and I'm gonna gonna what crawl
back inside a puzzle box. Bring it on, hairy legs.
I ain't scared of you.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
That is enough, both of you. Pork, try to be
patient with him, Dumpling. You didn't have to bond.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
With Pork, but you did.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Like it or not, you're part of our team.
Speaker 6 (02:11):
Now.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
You need to try to get along.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Uh who said we ain't getting along? We was just
having a friendly chair.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Everyone be silent.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Listen, listen, boy, I don't take orders from her. Cyol
said to be quiet, so keep it down.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
This place is dangerous.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
What is it?
Speaker 6 (02:31):
Zero?
Speaker 4 (02:32):
I'm not sure I thought I heard voices speaking over
in that direction.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
I heard it too. There were definitely people over there
talking for a few seconds.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Your hearing must be pretty good, aby, could you tell
what they were saying?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
No, but maybe one of us should try to get
closer and see what or who it is?
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Yeah, which you think, dearie?
Speaker 7 (02:54):
You blend in pretty good since you were on your turf.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Could you sneak over her and take.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
I mean I guess I could. Brb brb.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
It means be right back, Sis.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
You gotta keep bubble.
Speaker 7 (03:13):
With the slang, right, because that's what's important right now. Hey, hey,
look that's a more humile, ain't it, that dear looking thing?
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (03:23):
I think so.
Speaker 7 (03:25):
We're supposed to grab anything that looks like a could
be one, So I say we don't take any chances.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Well, then what are we waiting for?
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Grander?
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (03:36):
I don't think so on this.
Speaker 7 (03:39):
You better not lay a finger on her like you
guys think you can actually catch me at the dorms.
The only one you're getting close to me is if
I let you.
Speaker 8 (03:53):
Dearie, what are you doing?
Speaker 7 (03:55):
You were supposed to stick quiet and spy on them
and let us know what.
Speaker 6 (03:59):
They're up to.
Speaker 7 (04:00):
Oh, you didn't say you wanted me to stay hidden.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
You gotta be like specific and stuff.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
You know, you're totally right.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
That's my bad.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
Hey, Hey, what's this? Who are you?
Speaker 8 (04:14):
People?
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Fine? And shame on you, sir, trying to capture an
innocent young creature such as dearie.
Speaker 7 (04:23):
Like they could oh read a second? One, two, three, four, five, six, six.
Well well well let me guess the hero You.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Better believe it, bob, who are you?
Speaker 6 (04:47):
Three?
Speaker 4 (04:47):
We're Hunters and our leader told us to be on
the lookout for a party of six adventurers calling themselves
the heroes.
Speaker 7 (04:57):
Oh, here we go again.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
What is it with you groups.
Speaker 7 (05:01):
Of villains and listening to one big, bad leader who
tells you what to do. It's like Wester and the
Trappers all over again. I say something funny. We're nothing
like the Trappers, lady. We're the strongest bunch of warriors
on Pixora. Su're not even allowed to join the Hunters
(05:23):
unless you're above a level forty. And if the Trappers
and the boss's brother gave you trouble, you ain't got.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
No chance against us.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Hold on, time out, wait a second flag on the play.
Did you just say the Boss's brother, Western has a brother, that's.
Speaker 7 (05:41):
Right, little man Western strong, but he's nothing compared to
our boss.
Speaker 5 (05:47):
He's so strong that.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Ah ah, hush up, you don't malache when was talking
about him, he doesn't tell anyone about his level and
class you meet it.
Speaker 7 (05:56):
Is it possible to think Wester has a brother that
might even be stronger than him?
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Went when Wester almost defeated Kine and took all of
us down, Oh, I see this.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Wester is the one Cain defeated by sacrificing five of his.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Levels exactly Avy. Wester was plenty bad enough. But if
his brother's stronger, and the two of them might be
working together, if.
Speaker 5 (06:22):
That's enough chit chat. He looks like all of you
have morphomals. Interesting.
Speaker 7 (06:29):
The Boss found a rock of sages next to the keystone.
We've been trying to use it to get some of
our people to bond, but so far only a couple
of hunters have been able to the three of us
weren't so lucky. So we got sent out here to
find more formals.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
And capture them, and you were nice enough to bring
six of them right to us.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
I think things are about to get serious, Oh pork
are you able to scan these brigands?
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Yep, and I got bad news. These guys ain't no pushovers.
Looks like we got a level forty nine, Level fifty
four and level fifty eight cal Tora protect Kin Kine no.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
When indeed, we will make these ruffians regret trying to
capture our brothers and sisters.
Speaker 7 (07:20):
Looks like our new friends are ready to go. Hence,
so am I.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
Ready to set shadow ship.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Question strike.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
Double down.
Speaker 5 (07:38):
This is gonna be good.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
To strike, not bad.
Speaker 7 (07:59):
Sure you want to rather ditch these weekly than join
the hunters.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
We could use a strong arm like yours.
Speaker 6 (08:05):
I'd rather roll in honey and dive into a nest
of fire ants.
Speaker 7 (08:12):
Sounds like a boad wants me defeat you.
Speaker 5 (08:15):
We'll be sure to do exactly that.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
To walk sex of you.
Speaker 8 (08:19):
Steal my hand a outy, why koutra.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
That was amazing. I can't believe you took that flow for.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
Me, Count protect King Kingwin.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
All right, you are my friend a Kine and cal
Tora unstaffable.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
Mister unstoppable. If you're done being all heroic over there,
maybe you can help us out. These two guys are
giving us the business over here. What face.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
Cancuse it.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
Yeah, it is that it take this.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Um calta. Our friends need us.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
Move it one head they watch it.
Speaker 5 (09:35):
You almost pushed me off the ledge.
Speaker 9 (09:36):
You need that lake down there now, wavy use woosh yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Yes, nice work, jav score one for the flyers, and
know all that's left is this jump.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
Who wants him?
Speaker 4 (09:57):
Well, if it's just me he left, then I don't
gotta worry about hurting anyone.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Else with my ultimate skill. We keep forgetting.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
You have those.
Speaker 6 (10:12):
Soup her size mayo, soup, what are you doing?
Speaker 7 (10:25):
He must have been waiting up in that tree for
just the right time to do a snake attack.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
Good good say uncle, say uncle, uncle, uncle.
Speaker 6 (10:33):
Uncle, Get off me, you overgrown teddy bear, get off me.
Speaker 5 (10:40):
That's it, Soup, get him, get that sad man holcome.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
Look look look local local, look a local look local
local local local lokogle.
Speaker 5 (10:53):
John Yo, Sup.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
That was incredible.
Speaker 5 (11:02):
You showed that badan not to mess with us.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Yes, good job, Soup.
Speaker 7 (11:09):
Everyone did well.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
But I'm afraid that if these three were that tough,
and Western and his brother Maelex are using their own
rock of stages to get the hunters to bond with morphobles.
Speaker 7 (11:20):
We might not be strong enough to stop them.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
So then we go get stronger here.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
If I'm reading things right, it looks like there's definitely
some question yourby we could do. Who's up for some training?
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Sounds like me, uh, Soup?
Speaker 5 (11:38):
You okay, buddy?
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Why are you shaking like that?
Speaker 7 (11:43):
Shaking because soup?
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Who oh, book, I think we're about to see why
they're called morphobles.
Speaker 5 (11:55):
Soup is gonna more them.
Speaker 8 (12:01):
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