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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, friends, I need to update you on something special
that we've been working on for a really long time.
If you've ever wanted to join an adventure with me
and Pork, then listen close. Riffeo is to choose your
own inventor game that you can use to create your
own audio stories. Enter into the pixel Quest universe and
go on a real adventure with me and Pork while
you make the choices for how the story continues, or
(00:23):
maybe even at yourself as a character who has to
rescue Pork from a giant slime. Right now, riffo is
only available to my friends who I send invites to.
Since you are one of my awesome listeners, I want
to send you an invitation. Parents go to riffio dot com.
We need your help to make these audio stories even
(00:44):
more awesome. I'll see you there, bro.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
This is intense. It's so bright I can barely see him.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Like, what do you think is gonna happen?
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Like he's gonna morph and stuff?
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Yeah, yeah I know that.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
But is he gonna look, dear friend? Will he get bigger, stronger?
Will he look like a bear? Maybe he'll grow wings
in the tail?
Speaker 6 (01:21):
Every morphem? All this different Marco. None of us knows
what changes will happen when we more look. He's almost done.
Speaker 7 (01:35):
Whoa, oh soon, Sop stronger?
Speaker 8 (01:45):
So like this?
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Check out his far Wasn't he pretty much all white before?
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Yes, he definitely was. He's got lots of black patches
here and there. He looks a bit like a panda bear,
except the colors are reversed.
Speaker 6 (02:07):
And that's not all though.
Speaker 9 (02:08):
He's definitely bigger and stronger. And I feel like, Soup,
did you learn a new skill too?
Speaker 4 (02:17):
He did?
Speaker 9 (02:18):
I can feel it, Soup use billyfluck.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Whoo.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Whoa, Now that's some power too.
Speaker 10 (02:29):
Power ain't everything. Speed's what really matters, whatever you say.
Speaker 9 (02:34):
Dumplin, Soup, I am so proud of you.
Speaker 6 (02:38):
You did great in that battle, and now that you're.
Speaker 9 (02:40):
A stage too, I know you're gonna do even better
in the next one. I can't wait to see how
strong you get.
Speaker 7 (02:46):
Same for me, and I want to see my darling
Karl Tora get stronger too.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Park.
Speaker 7 (02:53):
Well, didn't you say there were some quests not far
from here?
Speaker 2 (02:57):
That's right. I can sense it east two over there
in that direction, and I'm sure there's even more out
there if we look.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
And we're still standing here talking.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Come on, let's go.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Ah.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Oh that hurts.
Speaker 9 (03:22):
I can't believe we let those weaklings beat us.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Speak for yourself. At least they lost in a stand
up fight against their strongest warrior. You two let yourself
get distracted and then fell off a blasted cliff.
Speaker 8 (03:38):
Oh shut it.
Speaker 5 (03:40):
You lost one against two, We lost two against ten.
Speaker 11 (03:46):
Quiet both of you.
Speaker 9 (03:47):
Here's Malex and he's gonna want to know what happened
out there.
Speaker 12 (03:52):
Well, well, brother, looks like three of you hunters are
back from the tree, and they don't look too pleased
about whatever happened out there.
Speaker 8 (04:04):
All I asked was for you to bring back some morphimals.
Since the three of you can't bond, I was hoping
you would at least be useful by finding some beasties
for the rest of us. Quiet, you tell me what happened.
Speaker 11 (04:29):
Well, we were out looking for morphamos, like you told
us to.
Speaker 8 (04:33):
Obviously tell me why you fed.
Speaker 11 (04:37):
It was the hero sir. They found us in Well,
they've all bonded to morphomos, so we figured we'd try
to take their morphomals from them.
Speaker 8 (04:47):
Ah, the three of you found the heroes who are
now all bonded, and you tried to take them on
by yourselves. That might be the most what's the word
I'm looking for?
Speaker 12 (05:00):
Brave, courageous, dear, stupid that's the word he's looking for.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
He we ain't gonna take that from you.
Speaker 7 (05:10):
You ain't the boss in we That's my brother.
Speaker 8 (05:14):
He may not be in charge, but if he tells
you something, I expect you to do it from now on.
He's second in command. Understood, Yes, good, Now, get lost
a lot of you.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Go find something to clean and see if you can
at least do that. Right, No, Alex, I don't like this.
Speaker 12 (05:37):
Them heroes are already pretty strong.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
But if they're all bonded now.
Speaker 8 (05:41):
Now, now, brother, you worry too much, You forget. We've
got the keystone, and my teams of diggers have been
finding all sorts of clues about its power.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
And how it works.
Speaker 8 (05:54):
Any day now we'll know how to use it. I'm
starting to think I know what it does, and.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
If I'm right, you and I will be given power
unlike anything we've ever dreamed of. And when that happens,
no one on Pigsura will be able to stand against us.
Speaker 12 (06:14):
Maybe you're right, I just don't like sitting here and
wait for and to come to us.
Speaker 8 (06:19):
We'll get used to it. No need for us to
go getting our hands dirty just yet. After all, quite
a few of our hunters are able to bond, remember,
and they're all out there looking for their own morphomals,
And as soon as they find them, they'll be going
after these heroes and giving them what for.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
And if you hunters can't stop them.
Speaker 7 (06:42):
Then we use the rock of Sages ourselves to bond
to some beasties.
Speaker 8 (06:47):
And if that happens, those precious heroes will never leave Sundrop.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
You have my word on that.
Speaker 7 (07:03):
I don't understand why we're going this way. Soon we'll
reach Waterfall Gorge and there's no way past it on foot.
Only us flyers would be able to get across.
Speaker 6 (07:12):
He's right, Aiden, it's too dangerous to try it any other.
Speaker 10 (07:16):
Way, Glad, I ain't a wingless wargl like.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Some of use.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Uh what's a wurgl Uh?
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Don't ask him, kid, He's just.
Speaker 8 (07:24):
Trying to rile us up.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
And to answer you, zero, we won't be trying to
cross Waterfowl Gorge. Pork has an ability that lets him sense.
Speaker 8 (07:33):
Quss ooh whooped.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
He doude, and it's one of the most important skills
any of us has. He can tell there's a quest
at the gorge. We'll need to do that quest and
several more to help all of us get stronger if
we want to have a chance against Western Malicks and
the hunters. I wish Glitch was here.
Speaker 7 (07:54):
Me too, but perhaps it's for the best that he's not.
For man wasn't even at level tad by the time
we left. He'd been too much danger out here.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Sounds like we're getting pretty close. Poor any more details
about this quest?
Speaker 10 (08:12):
Nope?
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Nothing kind of weird, ain't it. All it says is
keep the river flowing? But the river looks just fine
to me. Yeah, me too.
Speaker 5 (08:25):
Maybe we can just sit here and lax. If you
watch the river for few and nothing happens, that you
will complete the quest.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Yeah, I'll bet no slip.
Speaker 6 (08:36):
What does that even mean?
Speaker 4 (08:38):
Like, don't you speak English? He was all like totally clear.
Speaker 9 (08:43):
Okay, Bambi, I think it's time you and I had
a chesh.
Speaker 6 (08:48):
Slow those gears and use your ears.
Speaker 9 (08:50):
If you're about to tell me I need to listen
to her attitude, then sis, listen, something's wrong.
Speaker 7 (08:59):
I believe you may have found our quest. The explosion
definitely came from this direction. Kowtaa. You can sense the
earth better than any of us. Do you know what
it was, Kalta?
Speaker 12 (09:18):
I'm not sure.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Not dynamite, not normal blast, but don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Hey, hey, look over there. That's an awful big tree
lying across the river. And it don't look like it's
been there long.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
No, it actually looks pretty fresh, like it's only been
there for a few days at most. But I don't
see any stumps around here or any other big trees
as big as that one. Where did it come from?
And why is it in the river?
Speaker 9 (09:52):
Maybe that tree in the river was blasted down?
Speaker 5 (09:55):
You might be right, Sis, look at the bottom of
the tree. That definitely wasn't an axe that cut through it.
Speaker 10 (10:02):
Oh my god, are you guys gonna just sit here
and keep talking about it? Why don't I just zip
over there where those explosions are coming from and see
what's what?
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Not yet it might be too dangerous. We don't know
what we're dealing with yet, sounds like.
Speaker 6 (10:19):
The mystery will soon be solved. Whatever it is, it's
coming this way.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
I'm ready, So bloods rustled.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
Perhaps it's a dragon.
Speaker 5 (10:36):
Just please don't be more hunters. Dude.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Whatever it is, it's huge.
Speaker 7 (10:49):
Is that you gotta be kidding me, Y,
Hey, friends, I need to update you on something special
that we've been working on for a really long time.
If you've ever wanted to join an adventure with me
and Pork, then listen close. Riffeo is to choose your
own inventor game that you can use to create your
own audio stories. Enter into the pixel Quest universe and
go on a real adventure with me and Pork while
you make the choices for how the story continues, or
(00:23):
maybe even at yourself as a character who has to
rescue Pork from a giant slime. Right now, riffo is
only available to my friends who I send invites to.
Since you are one of my awesome listeners, I want
to send you an invitation. Parents go to riffio dot com.
We need your help to make these audio stories even
(00:44):
more awesome. I'll see you there, bro.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
This is intense. It's so bright I can barely see him.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Like, what do you think is gonna happen?
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Like he's gonna morph and stuff?
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Yeah, yeah I know that.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
But is he gonna look, dear friend? Will he get bigger, stronger?
Will he look like a bear? Maybe he'll grow wings
in the tail?
Speaker 6 (01:21):
Every morphem? All this different Marco. None of us knows
what changes will happen when we more look. He's almost done.
Speaker 7 (01:35):
Whoa, oh soon, Sop stronger?
Speaker 8 (01:45):
So like this?
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Check out his far Wasn't he pretty much all white before?
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Yes, he definitely was. He's got lots of black patches
here and there. He looks a bit like a panda bear,
except the colors are reversed.
Speaker 6 (02:07):
And that's not all though.
Speaker 9 (02:08):
He's definitely bigger and stronger. And I feel like, Soup,
did you learn a new skill too?
Speaker 4 (02:17):
He did?
Speaker 9 (02:18):
I can feel it, Soup use billyfluck.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Whoo.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Whoa, Now that's some power too.
Speaker 10 (02:29):
Power ain't everything. Speed's what really matters, whatever you say.
Speaker 9 (02:34):
Dumplin, Soup, I am so proud of you.
Speaker 6 (02:38):
You did great in that battle, and now that you're.
Speaker 9 (02:40):
A stage too, I know you're gonna do even better
in the next one. I can't wait to see how
strong you get.
Speaker 7 (02:46):
Same for me, and I want to see my darling
Karl Tora get stronger too.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Park.
Speaker 7 (02:53):
Well, didn't you say there were some quests not far
from here?
Speaker 2 (02:57):
That's right. I can sense it east two over there
in that direction, and I'm sure there's even more out
there if we look.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
And we're still standing here talking.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Come on, let's go.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Ah.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Oh that hurts.
Speaker 9 (03:22):
I can't believe we let those weaklings beat us.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Speak for yourself. At least they lost in a stand
up fight against their strongest warrior. You two let yourself
get distracted and then fell off a blasted cliff.
Speaker 8 (03:38):
Oh shut it.
Speaker 5 (03:40):
You lost one against two, We lost two against ten.
Speaker 11 (03:46):
Quiet both of you.
Speaker 9 (03:47):
Here's Malex and he's gonna want to know what happened
out there.
Speaker 12 (03:52):
Well, well, brother, looks like three of you hunters are
back from the tree, and they don't look too pleased
about whatever happened out there.
Speaker 8 (04:04):
All I asked was for you to bring back some morphimals.
Since the three of you can't bond, I was hoping
you would at least be useful by finding some beasties
for the rest of us. Quiet, you tell me what happened.
Speaker 11 (04:29):
Well, we were out looking for morphamos, like you told
us to.
Speaker 8 (04:33):
Obviously tell me why you fed.
Speaker 11 (04:37):
It was the hero sir. They found us in Well,
they've all bonded to morphomos, so we figured we'd try
to take their morphomals from them.
Speaker 8 (04:47):
Ah, the three of you found the heroes who are
now all bonded, and you tried to take them on
by yourselves. That might be the most what's the word
I'm looking for?
Speaker 12 (05:00):
Brave, courageous, dear, stupid that's the word he's looking for.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
He we ain't gonna take that from you.
Speaker 7 (05:10):
You ain't the boss in we That's my brother.
Speaker 8 (05:14):
He may not be in charge, but if he tells
you something, I expect you to do it from now on.
He's second in command. Understood, Yes, good, Now, get lost
a lot of you.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Go find something to clean and see if you can
at least do that. Right, No, Alex, I don't like this.
Speaker 12 (05:37):
Them heroes are already pretty strong.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
But if they're all bonded now.
Speaker 8 (05:41):
Now, now, brother, you worry too much, You forget. We've
got the keystone, and my teams of diggers have been
finding all sorts of clues about its power.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
And how it works.
Speaker 8 (05:54):
Any day now we'll know how to use it. I'm
starting to think I know what it does, and.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
If I'm right, you and I will be given power
unlike anything we've ever dreamed of. And when that happens,
no one on Pigsura will be able to stand against us.
Speaker 12 (06:14):
Maybe you're right, I just don't like sitting here and
wait for and to come to us.
Speaker 8 (06:19):
We'll get used to it. No need for us to
go getting our hands dirty just yet. After all, quite
a few of our hunters are able to bond, remember,
and they're all out there looking for their own morphomals,
And as soon as they find them, they'll be going
after these heroes and giving them what for.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
And if you hunters can't stop them.
Speaker 7 (06:42):
Then we use the rock of Sages ourselves to bond
to some beasties.
Speaker 8 (06:47):
And if that happens, those precious heroes will never leave Sundrop.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
You have my word on that.
Speaker 7 (07:03):
I don't understand why we're going this way. Soon we'll
reach Waterfall Gorge and there's no way past it on foot.
Only us flyers would be able to get across.
Speaker 6 (07:12):
He's right, Aiden, it's too dangerous to try it any other.
Speaker 10 (07:16):
Way, Glad, I ain't a wingless wargl like.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Some of use.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Uh what's a wurgl Uh?
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Don't ask him, kid, He's just.
Speaker 8 (07:24):
Trying to rile us up.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
And to answer you, zero, we won't be trying to
cross Waterfowl Gorge. Pork has an ability that lets him sense.
Speaker 8 (07:33):
Quss ooh whooped.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
He doude, and it's one of the most important skills
any of us has. He can tell there's a quest
at the gorge. We'll need to do that quest and
several more to help all of us get stronger if
we want to have a chance against Western Malicks and
the hunters. I wish Glitch was here.
Speaker 7 (07:54):
Me too, but perhaps it's for the best that he's not.
For man wasn't even at level tad by the time
we left. He'd been too much danger out here.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Sounds like we're getting pretty close. Poor any more details
about this quest?
Speaker 10 (08:12):
Nope?
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Nothing kind of weird, ain't it. All it says is
keep the river flowing? But the river looks just fine
to me. Yeah, me too.
Speaker 5 (08:25):
Maybe we can just sit here and lax. If you
watch the river for few and nothing happens, that you
will complete the quest.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Yeah, I'll bet no slip.
Speaker 6 (08:36):
What does that even mean?
Speaker 4 (08:38):
Like, don't you speak English? He was all like totally clear.
Speaker 9 (08:43):
Okay, Bambi, I think it's time you and I had
a chesh.
Speaker 6 (08:48):
Slow those gears and use your ears.
Speaker 9 (08:50):
If you're about to tell me I need to listen
to her attitude, then sis, listen, something's wrong.
Speaker 7 (08:59):
I believe you may have found our quest. The explosion
definitely came from this direction. Kowtaa. You can sense the
earth better than any of us. Do you know what
it was, Kalta?
Speaker 12 (09:18):
I'm not sure.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Not dynamite, not normal blast, but don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Hey, hey, look over there. That's an awful big tree
lying across the river. And it don't look like it's
been there long.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
No, it actually looks pretty fresh, like it's only been
there for a few days at most. But I don't
see any stumps around here or any other big trees
as big as that one. Where did it come from?
And why is it in the river?
Speaker 9 (09:52):
Maybe that tree in the river was blasted down?
Speaker 5 (09:55):
You might be right, Sis, look at the bottom of
the tree. That definitely wasn't an axe that cut through it.
Speaker 10 (10:02):
Oh my god, are you guys gonna just sit here
and keep talking about it? Why don't I just zip
over there where those explosions are coming from and see
what's what?
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Not yet it might be too dangerous. We don't know
what we're dealing with yet, sounds like.
Speaker 6 (10:19):
The mystery will soon be solved. Whatever it is, it's
coming this way.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
I'm ready, So bloods rustled.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
Perhaps it's a dragon.
Speaker 5 (10:36):
Just please don't be more hunters. Dude.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Whatever it is, it's huge.
Speaker 7 (10:49):
Is that you gotta be kidding me, Y,
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