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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, friends, I need to update you on something special
that we've been working on for a really long time.
If you've ever wanted to join an adventure with me
and Pork, then listen close. Riffeo is to choose your
own inventor game that you can use to create your
own audio stories. Enter into the pixel Quest universe and
go on a real adventure with me and Pork while
you make the choices for how the story continues, or
(00:23):
maybe even at yourself as a character who has to
rescue Pork from a giant slime. Right now, Riffo is
only available to my friends who I send invites to.
Since you are one of my awesome listeners, I want
to send you an invitation parents go to riffio dot com.
We need your help to make these audio stories even
(00:44):
more awesome. I'll see you there.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Bro a beaver, a sis elephant.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
This is a little too cray crave for me. I
literally can't even right now, Like, what does this even
have to do with our questing?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
I don't know. I mean, the river's fine, well other
than that tree. He's all over there.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Oh, I think I know what's going on?
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Who No, I see where this is going he's building
a dam, isn't he?
Speaker 4 (01:31):
It would appear so.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
And if our quest requires us to keep the river flowing,
and that means.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
We'll have to convince this huge beaver to stop building
the dam. Convince him or stop him?
Speaker 4 (01:44):
No, No, what do we be having here?
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Listen, lots and last seas. I don't take kindly to
people watching my work. If you're gonna just stand there,
I expect you to jump in and help at some point,
and I reckon it better be soon.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
I'll be chasing you out to here myself.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
Good day, do sir, sir beaver?
Speaker 4 (02:03):
That is that blast beaver? To ye? Thank you very much.
But don't you know who Tias you're dealing with?
Speaker 5 (02:10):
No, I can't say that we do. We're new around here,
just a band of adventurers looking to complete some quests
and get stronger.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Oh hose that so? Now what wee? Little quest?
Speaker 6 (02:24):
He?
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Could it be the brought here? I wonder?
Speaker 5 (02:26):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (02:27):
Might as well get it over with and tell him
we have a quest to make sure this river keeps flowing.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Mister blast beaver.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Heel, Now it seems to me we've got a bit
of a problem. Then you see this here river flows
all throughout the west side of Soundra, which is where
I'm from, and it's far too wet from a lichen,
So I've decided to build a wee little dam here
to keep all that water from coming down to my
house like it nice and dry I do, which means
(02:59):
this river needs to stop flowing, and that means I
cannot be having a bunch of adventurers trying to stop me.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Do we understand each other? Lassie?
Speaker 3 (03:09):
So anyone else want to try to talk this out
with him? A?
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Whoa?
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Please on your left?
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Your little pip squeezed cut dodgs me forever. It's only
a matter of time before you learn why they call
me laughed.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Beaver kind of already put two and two together, beaver bro.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
It's cause your tail makes things explode when you.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Smack ay so teas, and unless the whole lot you're
clear out here, you'll be learning firsthand what them explosions
feel like.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Oooh, soup, so mean beaver out rustle.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Who's that up there twisting my ear? Get off me
your belly bear like it?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Soup?
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Get him all right? That's it? You have left me
not choice?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (04:01):
Oh o.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Oh, no, soup, I didn't think he would slap himself
in the head to get rid of soup. Mika, I
see okay.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
I think so he's just done.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Most of the explosion hit glass beaver.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Oh you're right there, missy. That one hurt the both
of us. I'd take a swing at you with my tail.
But I'm seeing three of you. Which one is the
real one?
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Like I tell you? Come on, soup, I got you.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Buddy, I'm getting soup out of here.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Guys, he's gonna need a minute, no worries.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
We've got this aby.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
Now's our chance hit him with woosh.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Let's see how you like this.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Ah, what a nice stiff breeze.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
That'll wake you up in the morning. Boy, And my
head's feeling much better, so thank you kindly.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Now where were we?
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Oops?
Speaker 2 (05:01):
What prise? Slash? Fine crab?
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Keep sis.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
It's like a bunch of wee little ads tickling me.
You canna stopped me? So you better clear out here
before I get proper mad.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
That is enough, friends, None.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
Of our skills appear to be working. He is just
too big. It appears that once again it's up to
me to save the day.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
Oh oh oh, is that right?
Speaker 1 (05:38):
O man?
Speaker 4 (05:39):
Let's see how you do with.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
Some of this?
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Keep her king, Look you.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
Come off.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Off for Pete's sake, I was not aiming for the
little grub. Come back around here, little man, so I
can take another swing and show you.
Speaker 7 (05:57):
Just a straight.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
Ha ha.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
I didn't know Kine could uce is just to strike
so many times in a.
Speaker 7 (06:06):
Row he isn't supposed to Using it even twice back
to back makes him tired. If he doesn't stop soon,
he's gonna fall over from exhaustion.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
Why in the blueberry places are you on the moon?
Up there? All right? All right, I give up a surrenders.
Help you like, call.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Off the crazy man before it takes away all my
dash and good looks?
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Okay, nothing up, it's.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Over, Macau. I think he's gonna need some healing.
Speaker 5 (06:46):
What is it morning already? I'll take a dozen eggs,
Sonny side up, please dry toast.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
No butter, you did it?
Speaker 2 (06:58):
You made blass bee for kiss up?
Speaker 5 (06:59):
Oh that ah in a day's work, No big deal.
In fact, I wouldn't even have been able to get
the drop on him if it hadn't been for Oh Caultra.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Where is she is she?
Speaker 5 (07:15):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (07:15):
She's fine, Kane take a breather. She's right beside you.
Keep her kane. Okay, Now cal Torre is sorry?
Speaker 6 (07:25):
Is she not help?
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Oh but cal Tora, you did help.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
Why if you had n't stepped in front of me,
glass Beaver would have hit me straight on with that
tail of his Oh I'm so glad, Roker.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
She's more than okay, she took that hit like a
brick wall.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Caltura is super strong.
Speaker 5 (07:45):
Yes, indeed, Now where's that rogue? I'm a beaver. I'm
going to give him a piece of my mind and
if he's lucky, that's all I'll give him.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Keep your voice done, will you? Wasn't enough you had
to beat me around the bonnet. No, now you gotta
be screaming in my ear while I'm trying to get
my senses straight for no more.
Speaker 5 (08:06):
Than you deserve attacking us like that.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
We tried to talk it out with you, mister baber blast.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Beaver, Sir.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Isn't there another way for you to keep your home dry?
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Surely you don't have to build this down?
Speaker 4 (08:22):
Uh huh?
Speaker 3 (08:23):
If adult, then when I build my house, I'll be
sitting in the middle of a great tidy river.
Speaker 6 (08:28):
Hold on, wait a second, do you mean to tell
me you're trying to stop this river because you want
to build a house in the exact same spot the
river is flowing to downstream as in, your house isn't
even built yet.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
What other choice do I have but to stop the river?
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Gee, maybe you could build your house like fifty feet
more to the left or right?
Speaker 4 (08:55):
Huh, I reckon. I'll have to know.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
But you don't know how perfect that piece of land was.
I guess it's not to be.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Hey, hey, we did it. The quest is complete.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
And that's not all. Look at cal Tora
Speaker 5 (09:18):
Oo, My darling girl is about to grow up up
Hey, friends, I need to update you on something special
that we've been working on for a really long time.
If you've ever wanted to join an adventure with me
and Pork, then listen close. Riffeo is to choose your
own inventor game that you can use to create your
own audio stories. Enter into the pixel Quest universe and
go on a real adventure with me and Pork while
you make the choices for how the story continues, or
(00:23):
maybe even at yourself as a character who has to
rescue Pork from a giant slime. Right now, Riffo is
only available to my friends who I send invites to.
Since you are one of my awesome listeners, I want
to send you an invitation parents go to riffio dot com.
We need your help to make these audio stories even
(00:44):
more awesome. I'll see you there.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Bro a beaver, a sis elephant.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
This is a little too cray crave for me. I
literally can't even right now, Like, what does this even
have to do with our questing?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
I don't know. I mean, the river's fine, well other
than that tree. He's all over there.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Oh, I think I know what's going on?
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Who No, I see where this is going he's building
a dam, isn't he?
Speaker 4 (01:31):
It would appear so.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
And if our quest requires us to keep the river flowing,
and that means.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
We'll have to convince this huge beaver to stop building
the dam. Convince him or stop him?
Speaker 4 (01:44):
No, No, what do we be having here?
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Listen, lots and last seas. I don't take kindly to
people watching my work. If you're gonna just stand there,
I expect you to jump in and help at some point,
and I reckon it better be soon.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
I'll be chasing you out to here myself.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
Good day, do sir, sir beaver?
Speaker 4 (02:03):
That is that blast beaver? To ye? Thank you very much.
But don't you know who Tias you're dealing with?
Speaker 5 (02:10):
No, I can't say that we do. We're new around here,
just a band of adventurers looking to complete some quests
and get stronger.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Oh hose that so? Now what wee? Little quest?
Speaker 6 (02:24):
He?
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Could it be the brought here? I wonder?
Speaker 5 (02:26):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (02:27):
Might as well get it over with and tell him
we have a quest to make sure this river keeps flowing.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Mister blast beaver.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Heel, Now it seems to me we've got a bit
of a problem. Then you see this here river flows
all throughout the west side of Soundra, which is where
I'm from, and it's far too wet from a lichen,
So I've decided to build a wee little dam here
to keep all that water from coming down to my
house like it nice and dry I do, which means
(02:59):
this river needs to stop flowing, and that means I
cannot be having a bunch of adventurers trying to stop me.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Do we understand each other? Lassie?
Speaker 3 (03:09):
So anyone else want to try to talk this out
with him? A?
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Whoa?
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Please on your left?
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Your little pip squeezed cut dodgs me forever. It's only
a matter of time before you learn why they call
me laughed.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Beaver kind of already put two and two together, beaver bro.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
It's cause your tail makes things explode when you.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Smack ay so teas, and unless the whole lot you're
clear out here, you'll be learning firsthand what them explosions
feel like.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Oooh, soup, so mean beaver out rustle.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Who's that up there twisting my ear? Get off me
your belly bear like it?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Soup?
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Get him all right? That's it? You have left me
not choice?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (04:01):
Oh o.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Oh, no, soup, I didn't think he would slap himself
in the head to get rid of soup. Mika, I
see okay.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
I think so he's just done.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Most of the explosion hit glass beaver.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Oh you're right there, missy. That one hurt the both
of us. I'd take a swing at you with my tail.
But I'm seeing three of you. Which one is the
real one?
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Like I tell you? Come on, soup, I got you.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Buddy, I'm getting soup out of here.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Guys, he's gonna need a minute, no worries.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
We've got this aby.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
Now's our chance hit him with woosh.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Let's see how you like this.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Ah, what a nice stiff breeze.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
That'll wake you up in the morning. Boy, And my
head's feeling much better, so thank you kindly.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Now where were we?
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Oops?
Speaker 2 (05:01):
What prise? Slash? Fine crab?
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Keep sis.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
It's like a bunch of wee little ads tickling me.
You canna stopped me? So you better clear out here
before I get proper mad.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
That is enough, friends, None.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
Of our skills appear to be working. He is just
too big. It appears that once again it's up to
me to save the day.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
Oh oh oh, is that right?
Speaker 1 (05:38):
O man?
Speaker 4 (05:39):
Let's see how you do with.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
Some of this?
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Keep her king, Look you.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
Come off.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Off for Pete's sake, I was not aiming for the
little grub. Come back around here, little man, so I
can take another swing and show you.
Speaker 7 (05:57):
Just a straight.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
Ha ha.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
I didn't know Kine could uce is just to strike
so many times in a.
Speaker 7 (06:06):
Row he isn't supposed to Using it even twice back
to back makes him tired. If he doesn't stop soon,
he's gonna fall over from exhaustion.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
Why in the blueberry places are you on the moon?
Up there? All right? All right, I give up a surrenders.
Help you like, call.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Off the crazy man before it takes away all my
dash and good looks?
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Okay, nothing up, it's.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Over, Macau. I think he's gonna need some healing.
Speaker 5 (06:46):
What is it morning already? I'll take a dozen eggs,
Sonny side up, please dry toast.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
No butter, you did it?
Speaker 2 (06:58):
You made blass bee for kiss up?
Speaker 5 (06:59):
Oh that ah in a day's work, No big deal.
In fact, I wouldn't even have been able to get
the drop on him if it hadn't been for Oh Caultra.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Where is she is she?
Speaker 5 (07:15):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (07:15):
She's fine, Kane take a breather. She's right beside you.
Keep her kane. Okay, Now cal Torre is sorry?
Speaker 6 (07:25):
Is she not help?
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Oh but cal Tora, you did help.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
Why if you had n't stepped in front of me,
glass Beaver would have hit me straight on with that
tail of his Oh I'm so glad, Roker.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
She's more than okay, she took that hit like a
brick wall.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Caltura is super strong.
Speaker 5 (07:45):
Yes, indeed, Now where's that rogue? I'm a beaver. I'm
going to give him a piece of my mind and
if he's lucky, that's all I'll give him.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Keep your voice done, will you? Wasn't enough you had
to beat me around the bonnet. No, now you gotta
be screaming in my ear while I'm trying to get
my senses straight for no more.
Speaker 5 (08:06):
Than you deserve attacking us like that.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
We tried to talk it out with you, mister baber blast.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Beaver, Sir.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Isn't there another way for you to keep your home dry?
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Surely you don't have to build this down?
Speaker 4 (08:22):
Uh huh?
Speaker 3 (08:23):
If adult, then when I build my house, I'll be
sitting in the middle of a great tidy river.
Speaker 6 (08:28):
Hold on, wait a second, do you mean to tell
me you're trying to stop this river because you want
to build a house in the exact same spot the
river is flowing to downstream as in, your house isn't
even built yet.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
What other choice do I have but to stop the river?
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Gee, maybe you could build your house like fifty feet
more to the left or right?
Speaker 4 (08:55):
Huh, I reckon. I'll have to know.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
But you don't know how perfect that piece of land was.
I guess it's not to be.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Hey, hey, we did it. The quest is complete.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
And that's not all. Look at cal Tora
Speaker 5 (09:18):
Oo, My darling girl is about to grow up up
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