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Speaker 1 (00:07):
Oh no, I got pork and dumpling.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Aiden, it's just us. Then we'll go down fighting together.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
I'm not letting them separate us no matter what.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
What's that noise? Avy? You're glowing? What's happening?
Speaker 1 (00:28):
You're glowing too? We both are, and everything just stopped. Look,
no one's moving.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
No one is moving because for the moment, I have
stopped timeh.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Gay, Master, what are you wait? You stopped time? Why
and why are we glowing?
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Because Aiden and Av you have shown your willingness to
care for and help each other, and as a result,
your bond has leveled up from weak to neutral.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Oh wow, Avy, our bond got stronger.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
And now that your bond has been strengthened, I can
teach you a new type of ability. It takes both
of you to use it, and this powerful move may
be able to get you and your friends out of
this situation.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
A new type of ability that we both use.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
What is it?
Speaker 3 (01:29):
It is called a bond bash.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
A bond bash? Okay, that sounds awesome. How do we
use it?
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Each bond bash is different. Yours is called wind blast.
You have seen that Av's woosh ability is certainly useful,
but it can only hit one enemy at a time.
Wind Blast, however, will allow you to hit an entire
enemy party with an even stronger gust.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Oh even stronger than my own ability, and it hits
every enemy.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:06):
It's seriously cool and exactly what we need right now.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Yes, you're very fortunate to have leveled up your bond
when you did. To use this bond, bash Aiden, you
will need to concentrate all of your energy on Avy.
Think about putting the strength of your arms into her
wings and then say the ability name loudly. As long
as you're concentrating, she will be filled with a burst
(02:33):
of your power and she'll take care of the rest.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Yes, but wait, this sounds a little too good to
be true.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Clever as always, I see, these abilities do have a downside.
Once you use it, you will not be able to
use it again for an entire day, and you will
feel very tired as soon as the ability ends.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
So you would be wise not to use.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
These abilities unless you're an extreme danger.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Good thing, We're never an extreme danger. Okay, I think
I've got how this works. Any chance, We've got a
few minutes to practice.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
No resuming the battle, now we.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
We what.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Kid?
Speaker 2 (03:19):
They got us.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Get your stinky, smelly hands off of me, your cave rats,
I ain't going in no cage, Aiden.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Do it now?
Speaker 5 (03:28):
All right, it's bond back time, Hugh we blast?
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
What the what was that?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Never mind that right now, aidan Obby, hurry and unlock
our cages.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Mother's stunned.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Whoa okay?
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Coming, Aby? Can you nig at the on the left?
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Yes, I'll try.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Well, well, well, look, who ain't so tough when they
ain't sneaking up on us?
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Let's ghettop no, let them be.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
They know they can't hope to beat us. Now, that's
why they're running, Aiden.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Aby, what was that ability you just used?
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Jah, dudes?
Speaker 2 (04:26):
And can you like teach us? That was mondo cool?
You both got a glowy and stuff. And then man,
that was some serious win. Yeah pretty cool. Huh.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Let's call the bond bash.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Her bond leveled up, neutral, new ability came with it.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
You know, if you don't mind, it's time for a nap, right.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
Hmm? I suppose that would make sense. But then if
the keystone is meant to unlock their potential, then how
oh is that it? Surely it's not that simple.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Still, beat your brain over that book.
Speaker 5 (05:21):
Hey, brother, they reckon you're any closer to known way
is that that keystone is supposed to do?
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Actually, I'm very close. In fact, I'm ninety nine percent
sure I do know what it does.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Mon sir, are you serious?
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Then?
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Why are you sitting here and not using it?
Speaker 4 (05:45):
Because brother, I'm not one hundred percent positive. The hunters
are still digging in that ancient library we found, and
I'm certain there are more clues in there. Though I'm
almost positive I know what the keystone does, I'm still
not sure how to use it.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
However, Oh, I know that tone. You've got a plan,
don't you go on now with it.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
I'm confident enough about what the keystone does that I've
decided it's time for you and me to get our
hands dirty. So far, we've been allowing the hunters to
strike the Rock of Sages to see if any of
them can bond fatlock, and it's done us. Only half
a dozen of selve been able to hear the recipe
(06:40):
does true, But I think the two of us will
have better luck. After all, we're not exactly common, are we.
Speaker 5 (06:51):
Hm, No, not common at all?
Speaker 4 (06:56):
And if I'm right and trust me, you're going to
see that. I am right, you'll be very glad to
have your own morphomal once we get to use the keystone.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
Well, then I say we go to the Rocker Sages
right now. But before we do, do.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Any of the hunters know about you?
Speaker 4 (07:19):
They know my level is somewhere above seventy, but none
of them know about my class. You're the only one.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Well, then this is gonna be rich. Just wait until
this lot learns who it is.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
They're really serving a beast Master, one of the only
legendary classes in all of Pixara.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
You're there, bring us Rock of Sages.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Oh yes, sir, right away, sir.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
The rest of you, I suggest you put down your
pig axis and watch. You're going to want to witness
what's about to happen. Here perfect and the rod.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Uh here, sir?
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Wouldn't you like to hit the rock without the rod first, sir?
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Just to see if you can bond.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
Who do you think you're talking to? Do you think
there's even the slightest chance that I Malex won't be
able to bond?
Speaker 3 (08:32):
No, sir, not at all. Just trying to be helpful, sir.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
If you want to be helpful, get out of the way. Now, brother,
would you care to do the honors first?
Speaker 2 (08:50):
That I would thank you?
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Brother Mack?
Speaker 4 (08:57):
Not well, well, not bad brother. It appears you have
a new morphomer. You're free. You've been digging in the
(09:18):
Morphemos archives. What is this creature?
Speaker 3 (09:23):
It uh appears to be what's called a greasel, sir,
similar to a rat or a weasel, but much bigger
and poisonous as well. They're supposed to be quite rare.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Is that right? Poisonous?
Speaker 5 (09:42):
You say, perfect? I don't think I could have chosen
better myself.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Well, brother, I've had my turn. Can't give it a try?
Speaker 4 (09:57):
Now, then let's see what appear is when a beast
master strikes the stone?
Speaker 2 (10:06):
No, that's a quiet.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
Hear something.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Monks look
Oh no, I got pork and dumpling.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Aiden, it's just us. Then we'll go down fighting together.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
I'm not letting them separate us no matter what.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
What's that noise? Avy? You're glowing? What's happening?
Speaker 1 (00:28):
You're glowing too? We both are, and everything just stopped. Look,
no one's moving.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
No one is moving because for the moment, I have
stopped timeh.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Gay, Master, what are you wait? You stopped time? Why
and why are we glowing?
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Because Aiden and Av you have shown your willingness to
care for and help each other, and as a result,
your bond has leveled up from weak to neutral.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Oh wow, Avy, our bond got stronger.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
And now that your bond has been strengthened, I can
teach you a new type of ability. It takes both
of you to use it, and this powerful move may
be able to get you and your friends out of
this situation.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
A new type of ability that we both use.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
What is it?
Speaker 3 (01:29):
It is called a bond bash.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
A bond bash? Okay, that sounds awesome. How do we
use it?
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Each bond bash is different. Yours is called wind blast.
You have seen that Av's woosh ability is certainly useful,
but it can only hit one enemy at a time.
Wind Blast, however, will allow you to hit an entire
enemy party with an even stronger gust.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Oh even stronger than my own ability, and it hits
every enemy.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:06):
It's seriously cool and exactly what we need right now.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Yes, you're very fortunate to have leveled up your bond
when you did. To use this bond, bash Aiden, you
will need to concentrate all of your energy on Avy.
Think about putting the strength of your arms into her
wings and then say the ability name loudly. As long
as you're concentrating, she will be filled with a burst
(02:33):
of your power and she'll take care of the rest.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Yes, but wait, this sounds a little too good to
be true.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Clever as always, I see, these abilities do have a downside.
Once you use it, you will not be able to
use it again for an entire day, and you will
feel very tired as soon as the ability ends.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
So you would be wise not to use.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
These abilities unless you're an extreme danger.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Good thing, We're never an extreme danger. Okay, I think
I've got how this works. Any chance, We've got a
few minutes to practice.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
No resuming the battle, now we.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
We what.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Kid?
Speaker 2 (03:19):
They got us.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Get your stinky, smelly hands off of me, your cave rats,
I ain't going in no cage, Aiden.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Do it now?
Speaker 5 (03:28):
All right, it's bond back time, Hugh we blast?
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
What the what was that?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Never mind that right now, aidan Obby, hurry and unlock
our cages.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Mother's stunned.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Whoa okay?
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Coming, Aby? Can you nig at the on the left?
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Yes, I'll try.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Well, well, well, look, who ain't so tough when they
ain't sneaking up on us?
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Let's ghettop no, let them be.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
They know they can't hope to beat us. Now, that's
why they're running, Aiden.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Aby, what was that ability you just used?
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Jah, dudes?
Speaker 2 (04:26):
And can you like teach us? That was mondo cool?
You both got a glowy and stuff. And then man,
that was some serious win. Yeah pretty cool. Huh.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Let's call the bond bash.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Her bond leveled up, neutral, new ability came with it.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
You know, if you don't mind, it's time for a nap, right.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
Hmm? I suppose that would make sense. But then if
the keystone is meant to unlock their potential, then how
oh is that it? Surely it's not that simple.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Still, beat your brain over that book.
Speaker 5 (05:21):
Hey, brother, they reckon you're any closer to known way
is that that keystone is supposed to do?
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Actually, I'm very close. In fact, I'm ninety nine percent
sure I do know what it does.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Mon sir, are you serious?
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Then?
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Why are you sitting here and not using it?
Speaker 4 (05:45):
Because brother, I'm not one hundred percent positive. The hunters
are still digging in that ancient library we found, and
I'm certain there are more clues in there. Though I'm
almost positive I know what the keystone does, I'm still
not sure how to use it.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
However, Oh, I know that tone. You've got a plan,
don't you go on now with it.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
I'm confident enough about what the keystone does that I've
decided it's time for you and me to get our
hands dirty. So far, we've been allowing the hunters to
strike the Rock of Sages to see if any of
them can bond fatlock, and it's done us. Only half
a dozen of selve been able to hear the recipe
(06:40):
does true, But I think the two of us will
have better luck. After all, we're not exactly common, are we.
Speaker 5 (06:51):
Hm, No, not common at all?
Speaker 4 (06:56):
And if I'm right and trust me, you're going to
see that. I am right, you'll be very glad to
have your own morphomal once we get to use the keystone.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
Well, then I say we go to the Rocker Sages
right now. But before we do, do.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Any of the hunters know about you?
Speaker 4 (07:19):
They know my level is somewhere above seventy, but none
of them know about my class. You're the only one.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Well, then this is gonna be rich. Just wait until
this lot learns who it is.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
They're really serving a beast Master, one of the only
legendary classes in all of Pixara.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
You're there, bring us Rock of Sages.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Oh yes, sir, right away, sir.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
The rest of you, I suggest you put down your
pig axis and watch. You're going to want to witness
what's about to happen. Here perfect and the rod.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Uh here, sir?
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Wouldn't you like to hit the rock without the rod first, sir?
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Just to see if you can bond.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
Who do you think you're talking to? Do you think
there's even the slightest chance that I Malex won't be
able to bond?
Speaker 3 (08:32):
No, sir, not at all. Just trying to be helpful, sir.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
If you want to be helpful, get out of the way. Now, brother,
would you care to do the honors first?
Speaker 2 (08:50):
That I would thank you?
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Brother Mack?
Speaker 4 (08:57):
Not well, well, not bad brother. It appears you have
a new morphomer. You're free. You've been digging in the
(09:18):
Morphemos archives. What is this creature?
Speaker 3 (09:23):
It uh appears to be what's called a greasel, sir,
similar to a rat or a weasel, but much bigger
and poisonous as well. They're supposed to be quite rare.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Is that right? Poisonous?
Speaker 5 (09:42):
You say, perfect? I don't think I could have chosen
better myself.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Well, brother, I've had my turn. Can't give it a try?
Speaker 4 (09:57):
Now, then let's see what appear is when a beast
master strikes the stone?
Speaker 2 (10:06):
No, that's a quiet.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
Hear something.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Monks look
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