Teen Beach Movie

Will and Sabrina are “Cruisin’ for a Bruisin’” as they watch “Teen Beach Movie” starring Ross Lynch and Maia Mitchell!

The film premiered in 2013 as a Disney Channel Original Movie.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Sabrina, where are you? You look like you're in the
witness witness relocation. Hold up today's newspaper, so I know
you're doing okay? Where are you?

Speaker 2 (00:25):
I'm in to Loom, Mexico today.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Nice.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
I'm in from a vaca that my husband and I
are so excited to get out and Jess, we're going
to go do lots of sight scene.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
We're super stoked about that. We were here five years.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Ago, came here for a wedding, had lots of plans,
wedding took over for our friend, didn't make the sight
scene that we wanted to. This trip, we're doing it.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
So is it just it's just an adult trip? Did
you you drop the kiddos with the with the baby Sea?

Speaker 2 (00:55):
I know, so, of course it's a balance of anxiety
and letting go. I don't know, I've still Monroe's almost.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
Four and I still just haven't really conquered it yet.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
But it's really really good for me as an individual,
and of course you know that's my husband.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
You apparently the best way medically to achieve that balance
not having kids.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
Yes, I know, I would say they gave me a
welcome drink that I was excited for savoring till I
got in the room to just sip on and it
turns out it's it's like water ice and triple sex.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
Okay, well, you have to.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Call down to that front desk and Melvin, I don't
feel very welcome.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Demand more tequila, Demand more tequila. Well, seeing as you're
at a beach front resort, I think it fits in
kind of perfectly, I know, with what we're doing today.
First of all, let's just say welcome to Magical Rewind,
the show that makes you want to grab your friends,
your pjs and your popcorn and go back to a
time when all the houses are smart, the waves tsunamis
and the high school's musical.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
I'm Wilford L And I'm Sabrina, and the beaches are sunny,
so com damn wow.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Are you ready, Freddy? Are you ready? Steady?

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Am ready ready ready?

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Okay, good, because it is officially time to hang ten
groovy daddy. Oh, because this week we're diving into twenty
thirteen's teen Beach movie. This next sentence might be my
favorite sentence I've ever read a time traveling surf movie
with an obvious title. I think that's the best. I
don't know why they didn't just go with Joni Tsunami,
which could have been a kind of a fun way
to do it. It would be hard to different. Well,

(02:36):
it is. It's very different. I I was just about
to say a terrible joke and I'm not going to. Wow.
They never broken a song during Johnny Tsunami, so it
was easy.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
To age it would be.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
It would be hard to ignore the fact that this
movie is coming off of the immense ridiculous success of
High School Musical for the Disney Channel. So there is
a bit of reverse engineering here, with a very large
focus on musical numbers, dance routines, and just crazy good
looking actors. So much so that the original title of
this piece was teen Beach Musical. Okay, so that's what

(03:08):
they were doing. This one is available to stream now
on Disney Plus. So go and watch it and get
cued in and everything we're gonna talk about, or or
don't I say, flip a coin and just stick.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Whatever it spray tans, y'all, Oh, are those good for you?

Speaker 1 (03:21):
Aren't those the bat No, it's the it's the those
are the it's the tanning beds that are bad for you?

Speaker 2 (03:26):
Right? Are fine? Those are those are fine?

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Okay, I prefer just the sun. There's a bunch of
very mild reviews from critics on this coming of age tale.
Entertainment Weekly gave it a C grade, loving two of
the songs of the movie, but quote the rest was
dull as sand. Variety bashed the casting and said though
it plays like a brightly colored beach blanket, it is
rough around its sandy edges. But even with this in mind,

(03:52):
the United States premiere received a whopping eight point four
million viewers in its first airing and a total of
thirteen point five million after just seven days on DVR,
making it the second highest rated movie in cable history people,
behind only High School Musical two. This time it's personal.

(04:14):
I don't know if that's actually the name of High
School Musical too. I haven't seen them yet. I'm sure
I'm wrong. Not it's not. That might have been Jaws four. No,
that's the Revenge. This was a massive, massive success for
Disney Channel and one big reason for the highly watched premiere.
The Disney Channel worked with some band called One Direction.

(04:35):
If I'm reading that right, I'm not who. I'm not
sure who they are to film promotional videos for the
movie to tie into their new hit Best Song Ever,
which also has an incredibly obvious title and is an
out and out lie. It's no comfortably numb. Let's be honest, listen.
I don't mean to blow your mind here, but the
movie was filmed in Puerto Rico. This was not Utah,

(04:58):
this was not Vancouver. Could not fake the beaches that
they needed in either Utah or Vancouver. So it is
a new destination for the dcom world, and obviously they
just needed a ton of new beaches. The budget was
amazingly high for a Disney Channel movie. It was eight
million dollars, and they certainly made a count because this
was the only this is okay a thing we've talked about,

(05:20):
especially in your generation, like your era of dcom. They
were doing one a month to show how differently it
is now. This was the only dcom released in all
of twenty thirteen.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
Yeah that at that point, I feel, just from the
just being in it, it was okay. Instead of just
spreading out this big budget to a bunch of movies,
it started being a little bit more specific. You know again, Internet,
you know, all different kinds of apps, all that stuff

(05:53):
was starting to like come about. So they started implementing
the budget specifically towards better movies.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
Yeah, big big quit like big huge descendancy, kind of
like tent pole flagship kind of movie things instead of
just pumping them out.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
When I think back, it's like so sad to think
because again, at that time, when it was every month,
I remember being excited every you know, sus Friday or
whatever that was every month. Then it started to just
get a little bit more, you know, it started to
spread out, and I remember hearing from the fans that

(06:30):
they weren't super excited, but let me tell you, they
got behind every movie that came out.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
That's the thing. So they became an eventto themselves. Yes,
And also we were at twenty thirteen, we were getting away,
really starting to step away from the monoculture thing. So
it was there was so much content starting to come out,
so many people watching on different things, that the audience
was changing. It just wasn't running home from school to
watch some cool stuff anymore.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
Just totally well. And not only that, but these movies
were becoming French, so you're talking merch, you're talking h
tours of some sort or at least big performances of
some things that like the fans could actually go and experience,
which I think makes it better for them to be

(07:15):
able to have these types of opportunities versus just Steph
Friday night at their own house or friends.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
Ye. Right, but they they were still pumping out xenons
back in the day.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
I mean, oh gosh, the Cheetah Girls came with the tour.
We came with the tour.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
We kind of started.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
Yeah, but it was that was That's what I'm saying.
This was like right in the mecha of all of that,
and it just it was just a shift. And I
think there was good things that were awesome because the
fans could actually come and see us lies, but awesome
opportunities for the kids to actually and the fans actually
be able to be in front watching these performances that

(07:55):
they see on stage.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
However, yes, it did mean that it wasn't happy.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
I mean, as often that's true.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
It's like a sword, right, like how do you win
each way?

Speaker 1 (08:06):
So obviously, I mean I seem to know the answer
to this question because I'm guessing I'm the only person
on the planet that I had never heard of this movie.
So you had heard of this before we did this right.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
All right, I'm gonna have to really.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
Oh, I'm sorry, so excited for what's about to happen.
I don't know what it is, and I'm so apry.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
I went into this movie already bummed because when you
talked about Team Beach, I was like, oh, yeah, totally
got it. Love it. Can't wait for my Jonas brothers
to hit the stage. Super stoked. Oh, come to find out,
I'm the entire wrong movie.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
I was camp Rock.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
I was caamp Rock that we have not done it,
we are obviously going to do So I went into
this movie already disappointed, like so, I will tell you
what how my first thoughts of it later because I
know we're getting very quickly to that. But I actually

(09:04):
really in my head thought I had seen this movie,
but you no. And I just think it's because this
was during the time of Cheetah that I remember hearing
about it. I know I've met some of the cast,
I know we've been at Disney stuff together, and I
guess I just convinced myself that I had seen this movie.
Let me tell you, within the first scene, I was.

Speaker 3 (09:26):
Like, nope, nope, never seen before.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
And again I told you, I went into it a
little bit disappointed because I thought I was gonna see
my trope brows.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
Is there is there any part of you that still
thinks this is camp Rock?

Speaker 2 (09:42):
No? No, not at all. No, No, I'm saying like
I instantly went to like storyline. No, it's totally different.
This is this. I can't wait to hear what you
have to say about it, because I got lots to say.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
I let's do it, okay, let's do it all right.
So obviously I had no idea what this was. But
before we claim ownership of Big Mama's Bar and Grill,
let's get into the synopsis. Here, two young surfers are
swept away by a huge wave, finding themselves acting out

(10:22):
a real life version of the nineteen sixties film Wait
for It Wet Side Story, which I'm sorry, no matter
how many times I heard it just remind me of
shaving Ryan's privates. It just sounded like a bad porn movie,
That's all it sounded like to me, So Wet Side Story.
When their presence derails the movie's intended plot, they must
set things right in order to return home. Is that

(10:45):
should I have gone with Harry Twater? Which one would
have been better.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
Oh my gosh, I just need you to stop these
an I know it is wet side story.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
This is what they come up with for a Disney movie?
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 2 (11:01):
That's all I was thinking about when it was on
the poster though, in the background, when they come in
after this cute little date we'll get in. I'm sure
you can talk about the cute little date. They come
into the search shop and there it is, just on
the backside.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
I yeah, you think it's a mistake. It's like that
can't be right. It does? It does? Yep. Okay, it's
wet side story. Yep. Okay, we'll get back to that.
I think another easy way to explain this movie to
anybody who doesn't know anything about it is its beach
blanket bingo meets pleasant film, which is kind of kind

(11:41):
of what this is. So here we go the part
you've been waiting for. Early thoughts. What did you think
of the film?

Speaker 2 (11:48):
I'm embarrassed. I'm embarrassed, all right, well, not embarrassed, I'm
nervous because I'm predicting your thoughts.

Speaker 1 (11:59):
I loved it, Okay, okay, there's something wrong with that.

Speaker 2 (12:04):
The once state, one state, we're gonna go into the
synopsis once they get in to where the world that
we're gonna live in for the next you know, sixteen minutes.
I wish no, well, it takes like a little takes it.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
I see what you're saying.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
Yeah, yeah, like that that I was in.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
I was in.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
I was in, I was committed. I loved it. And
the whole time, you're right here in my head hating
every not every certain moments as like, oh am I
subritacy will hate this. Here we are and song and
dance again for no freaking rip. I will hate it,
and I'm for it.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
So I watched the movie. Okay, I do not like musicals.
I do not like when people break into song for
no reason whatsoever. I find it to be incredibly stupid.
I always am like, seriously, did you get together and
rehearse before you got here. I didn't hate this movie, Okay,
I didn't, And I will say this, I liked it

(13:07):
better the second time I watched it because of what there. Okay,
it could have been executed better parts of it, but
the joke of why are they all breaking in the
song all the time? This is all created, They're all
supposed to be beautiful, and it works for me. It
works for me because it's it's making fun of itself,

(13:30):
and so because of that, I I like, like, I'm
I'm glad I watched this before high because if i'm
I understand high school musical, which I don't really know
anything about, it's this minus the irony.

Speaker 2 (13:42):
There is no joke about high school correct you understand that, now,
mister will exactly no joke about high school musical, don't
you dare?

Speaker 1 (13:50):
That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. I remember
my brink backlash, so no, but what I'm saying is
high school musical they just break in the song and
it's to be expected, whereas t each movie they're breaking
into song and they joke about the fact there's even
a song, about the fact that they're breaking in a song.
So because of that I liked. I mean again, it
was am I gonna go and be like call my

(14:10):
friends and be like, dude, you gotta watch TV.

Speaker 2 (14:12):
No, but I'm not telling any of my friends to
watch these movies. I'm watching these for me.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
Oh but I've seen I've told friends to go watch
like Color of Friendship are going to the mat? Like
these are yes this one. Though again, not a huge
fan of of musicals except for some there's a couple
that I really like. But there's like music in movies
as the post musicals. But again because the actors are

(14:40):
being so over the top, so crazy, and it's all
about the irony of it being a musical. I thought
it was fun.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
I was. It made it so much easier to watch
because the time, the moments where you want to be like, okay,
it's like not a big deal because it's a part
of the whole, the entire circle that they are in,
this little bubble that they live in for so long.
And I thought it was done so well, we'll get to.

Speaker 1 (15:11):
Oh yeah, big big budget. I mean yeah, they spent
so Mney. You can tell. You can tell.

Speaker 2 (15:16):
You still a little slip ups that I was saying,
maybe we could have figured.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
Out how to do that. But she could have been
a better girlfriend too, I gotta be honest. But we'll
get into all this. You know, us.

Speaker 2 (15:27):
Women were trying to figure out the balance between being
strong and still able to love and not letting somebody
else make our choices. All that kind of stuff.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
All that stuff fine, but you don't break up with
the guy in the last Day without anyway. We'll get
it any Okay, So this movie is a real who's
who of of incredible young Disney actors. It stars Ross Lynch,
who plays Brady who's the modern day surfrat, and x
Well becomes ex boyfriend unbeknownst to him of Mac who
when he goes to save her in the ocean nice
guy She's going to drown also gets transported to the sixties.

(16:01):
Ross is an actor and singer, best known as Austin
from the show Austin and Alley and Harvey Kinkel on
Chilling Adventures of Sabrina. But this was his first ever movie.
I think he's also a musician. He was in a
band and he was a really family yeah, part of
the Disney Machine. Maya Mitchell is Mac, the lead character.
She's a surfer forced into an East Coast prep school
from Hawaii again very Johnny Tsunami, then sent into a

(16:24):
surfing movie when she tries to catch one last big
big wave. Then sent into a surfing movie when she
tries to catch one last big wave. Maya is also
known as Calli on The Fosters and Good Trouble. John
De Luca plays Butchie, the head tough biker guy. John
has been seen on General Hospital, Ugly Betty, and Wizards
of Waverley Place. Again, Disney likes to It's one thing

(16:45):
about when you're working for Disney, they really like to
do put you in a bunch of stuff. Chrissy Fit
plays Chi Chi, a very grease inspired biker girl. Chrissy
is best known as Flow in pitch Perfect two and three.
I'm not even going to talk to you about pitch
Perfect other than the third one. They're the two of
the best movies ever made. That's just end of discussion
movies that makes sense for anyone. So yeah, pitch Perfect

(17:07):
two and three obviously makes perfect sense that she's in
teen Beach movie. She's great and pitch Perfect. By the way,
the first one is up there with the Godfather. Jordan
Fisher plays Seacat, one of the surfer Bros. And he's
been in a just ton of Disney shows from I
Carly to Thunderman's To Live and Maddie and has since
focus on singing and voice work, heard mostly in the
movie Turning Red as Robert, a member of Fourth Town.

(17:31):
And Yeah. One more actor worth noting is Barry Bostwick,
who plays Big Papa. Barry is a musical legend, and
he was Brad Major's in the cult classic Rocky Horror
Picture Show, and they're doing kind of a nice nod
to the old school musicals. There's a musical that I
love and watch all the time, Rocky Horror Picture Show,
which again is a great nod to the singing and
dancing scene in this movie. It runs ninety five minutes,

(17:54):
which if we were to ask the bulls Eye directly,
would say that's five minutes too long, and is directed
by there were so close. We're so close. Someday we're
going to be like, it's ninety minutes, It's perfect, and
no one sings. This movie is the best.

Speaker 2 (18:05):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
It's directed by Jeffrey Hornaday. Jeffrey is a choreographer turned
director at which we've seen a few times already in
d COM's, most notably with Your Friend Kenny Ortega. His
resume for choreography is just nuts. He did nineteen eighty
three's Flash Dance Awesome movie, one of the first movies
I went to in the theater that my parents had
their hands over my eyes the entire time because I

(18:27):
was probably too young to be in the theater, but
they had two older kids. Streets of Fire, which is
one of the best ever movies. Diane Lane changed my
whole life as a kid. Don't even get Me started
a chorus line Captain.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
Whee pause bas bas a chorus line which Ross Lynch
and I later do together at Hollywood Bowl just a few.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
Wait you did you did Courus light who Corus?

Speaker 2 (18:52):
Right next to each other? I played Val and we
were right next to each other. That's where That's how
I know Ross. So I was loving I I can
do that, I can do That?

Speaker 1 (19:02):
Was that his whole thing?

Speaker 2 (19:02):
Oh? Okay, now, but they it was we were. It
was so awesome to see that in the notes because
that felt a little bit full circle.

Speaker 1 (19:12):
Yeah, bringing it home. That's cool.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
Michael choreograph, he you know, he was a part of that,
which his now you know, person he worked with.

Speaker 1 (19:22):
Brings him back, which is cool. Captain EO Hugh Michael
Jackson thing at Disneyland, Dick Tracy and Carlito's Way which
I didn't even think there was dancing and Carlito's Way.
I have to watch it again. Worth mentioning. Jeffrey actually
dated actress Leslie and Warren and some singer in the
nineties who just went by Madonna. I know, she apparently
didn't go anywhere. It was written by Vince Marcello, Mark

(19:45):
Landry and Robert Horn. Horne was a playwright turned screenwriter
who first received acclaim for his Tony Award winning musical
adaptation of Tutsie, and then worked heavily with Disney, most
notably on their theatrical movie Hercules, as well as d
COM's like the Sweet Life movie The Sharpay's Fact Beeless Adventure. Also,
if you didn't catch the card at the beginning this movie,
We're bringing it all back to these musicals was dedicated

(20:06):
to actress in Net Funicello, the most beloved beach movie
star of the sixties who passed away in twenty thirteen.
So much of this movie was inspired by her and
the movie she started. And if you don't know who
a Net Funicello is, please go google her, go look
at everything she did. The only reason movies like this
exist is because of people like a Net Funicello. And
let's never forget the work they did. Because she was

(20:27):
an original mousketeer and absolutely incredible.

Speaker 2 (20:31):
I mean, and for years and years just owned the screens. Yeah,
so many talk.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
About one of the original teen pop stars. I mean she.

Speaker 2 (20:41):
Exactly she was it. It was it, and I felt
like I saw her throughout this entire movie, right, I
loved it.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
So then you knew who she was before this movie,
Oh for sure.

Speaker 2 (20:53):
I mean she would have been so proud of watching
this movie and bringing that bringing that vibe as us
you know people nowadays would say, but that that love
of dancing, that fun, the beach everything.

Speaker 3 (21:08):
She would have been so proud.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
I think so too. It really did capture that sixties nostalgia.
It modernized it again, didn't didn't hate this movie. Also,
this movie does have a sequel, twenty fifteen's it's a
great title too, teen Beach two, which I assume we
will get to at some point. Maybe that's maybe that's
teen Beach too. This time it's personal. Maybe it could

(21:31):
be that one.

Speaker 2 (21:33):
At some point it's going to be personal.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
Okay, So now we're going with Sabrina is a professional
at this and way better than I could ever notice
any of this kind of stuff. The dancing in this movie,
was this good dancing? Was this bad dancing? Was this
mediocre dancing?

Speaker 2 (21:57):
This was blown away. Amazing performances from the choreographer to
the videographer that did the up gazing shots, the visuals.
So when you look at routines, of course it's how
you see the movement. They what the hardest thing is

(22:17):
to do is add a prop and make the prop
makes sense, the surfboards, the beach towels, and it at
first for me as a choirraphy, oh gosh, here we go.
And as they did it it was seamless. It was amazing,
the beach boards that didn't just go from the front,
but then all of a sudden you're seeing the above

(22:39):
angle and these beautiful visuals. Everything that they're doing I
did on the scene.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
There's like one ball down one.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
But imagine how hard that is. That's why it's so hard,
so hard to do props within choreography and tying with music.
It's all very, very tough.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
The other thing, can you tell me this, because I
was thinking about I was actually gonna text you or
call you, but I figured I was like, no, no, we'll
talk about it on the on the pod. It seems
like it would be easier on your feet, but way
harder to dance in sand.

Speaker 2 (23:16):
Oh. Sand is tough. Have you ever tried to run
in sand?

Speaker 1 (23:19):
I don't run and less chased, so it's actually not
run all the time. And yes, it's really different.

Speaker 2 (23:25):
Have you gone to the beach and parking at the
parking zone and getting to the water. How hard is that?

Speaker 1 (23:31):
It's hard?

Speaker 2 (23:32):
It's exhausting. So yes, dancing on the beach is so tough,
That's what I thought. So and how many times? Again,
we're not talking about a live action shoot. You're talking
about one angle, then another angle, than another. I mean,
these dancers work their butts off on this.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
Well, that's why there. Every one of them had a
nine pack. It was like the unbelievable singles.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
I loved it. There were obviously a few numbers that
I could have done without. Ye, they started to get
a little exhausting, really, but the big ones, oh yeah, okay,
blown away.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
I thought it was good too, but I didn't. I
didn't know it was like that I could like this
and this could be terrible. I have no idea.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
Well, hopefully we'll definitely get to the ones that I'm like,
uh will checked out.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
It's no wet side story, I'll tell you that. Oh man, Okay,
So we can't talk about this movie without getting into
the music and the soundtrack. The Disney Records released featured
ten songs, banning the sounds of surf, rock, motown, r
and B, rockabilly and pop. It sold over five hundred
thousand copies, crowning at a gold album, and it peaked
at number three on the Billboard two hundred chart. It

(24:42):
features all the songs from the movie sung by its
stars except for one. John de Luca aka Butchi is
not heard on any of the songs. His songs were
dubbed by Jason Evigan, a songwriter producer best known now
for his work with Jason Derulo, Pitbull, and Maroon five.
I personally like the first four Maroons, but I'm alone
in that and like Zac Effron in High School Musical.

(25:03):
They ended up finally letting John sing in the sequel,
so we get to hear his voice down the down
the line, and he can actually sing apparently, So it's you.
I want to know why you can't do that. But
we'll get into that with him, because I'm so happy
to tell you that we were actually speaking to him
on our Park Copper episode and we are going to
get a chance to get some of the inside stuff. Uh.

(25:24):
Favorite song of the movie go Oh my gosh.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
I loved the first one. The first one was the
big group dance they.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
First end up on the beach. Yes, okay, and.

Speaker 2 (25:37):
I died laughing. I don't even know what the name
of the title of the song where it goes back
and forth of the slumber party and the book and
it's girls like guys like me, yes side.

Speaker 1 (25:52):
Probably like me. It's probably called or something along those lines.

Speaker 2 (25:55):
Yes, Yeah, died the whole time. It was just too funny.
But the song where Ross gets in, I mean, I just.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
Wait which one it's called me?

Speaker 2 (26:07):
That song it is called it the one where Ross
Lynch comes in, where he finally gets the chance to
get into his musicals that he's loved forever.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
So the first time where he's in the in the
surf Guys, or the first time he gets to join
the Rats, because he gets to do both in the.

Speaker 2 (26:22):
Beginning that when he's joining the Rats.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
Okay, where he's like, I've always wanted to be in
that number, because man, my friends and I would go
hang out, we'd be like, wouldn't you love to be
in that number? No, never once said any of that,
but yes, he loves it.

Speaker 2 (26:36):
I it was long. It was a long one. I
didn't care. I wanted to go on longer. I felt
very much like I was watching Greece for the first
time and feeling it definitely does and I was so
stoked that the next generation gets to feel that vibe

(26:58):
that I got from first Summer Latch screase.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
Well, you talked about the first musical number. Let's get
back a little bit farther. So we kicked a movie
off with the opening credits over some in action surf
shots and a not very good pop song that's playing
at the time. It's actually like if Rebecca Black's Friday
was much much worse. One of the lyrics is I
want to be the ocean to your shore. All right, Anyway,

(27:22):
it was. It was a totally different movie in shaving
Ryan's Private. Then there's the surfing in the movie, so
there's some decent surfing on some decent sized waves. Again,
they don't Johnny Sunam like, you can tell it's not
them one hundred percent. You can tell it's not them.
That doesn't look very good. But they were in the

(27:42):
water a lot, and reportedly production had three jet skis
in the ocean at all times in case of any emergency.
With her cast and Maya Mitchell did end up actually
getting hurt. She had a cut that landed her in
the hospital for two days. Do you do a lot
of sports and moving around? Did you ever have a
bad injury?

Speaker 2 (27:57):
I have been lucky enough to stay away from injury.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
Knock wood knock. I know.

Speaker 2 (28:03):
Let me do that right now. Her getting an injury,
I would love to know.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
From what, yeah, and where and what kind of.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
Cut because she didn't do a lot of surfing up No,
I guess it was.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
Yeah she was.

Speaker 2 (28:16):
If I did, I've got enough Sabrina Seas to jump
into it. There were probably two of the worst green
screens surf shots I've ever seen.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
Well, the ones in the sixties and when they're in
wett whatever. I can't say wet this many times. I
just can't say wet this many times. It's now starting
to freak me out. But when they're there, yes, and
they're fans.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
That I understood. But then we came back at the
end of the movie and I'm like, okay.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
No, no, the surf was not great.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
There's an other part where we something happened. I feel
like there was a reshoot that not all of the
people were on set that were on set originally, okay,
because there were a lot of mistakes that happened where.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
Yeah, well the stuff we liked about brink where it
was you could tell they did a lot of the skating. Yeah,
they did not have that.

Speaker 2 (29:04):
It was not there. But that's okay. Surfing's hard. Everyone
can like, you can't expect every actor to surf. That's
that's okay. It's just and I think the way they
did in the beginning was fine.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
Yeah, you just can't tell. It's not that I think, Yeah,
we can officially make surfing another New Disney trope. Though
this is like the fourteenth Surfing movie.

Speaker 2 (29:25):
It's notice the second there's lots of surfing.

Speaker 1 (29:29):
I feel like there's lots of surfing. Well you say too, Well,
it's probably somewhere in the middle. So we meet mc
and Brady, very cute high school couple who surf together.
They're really looking forward to the massive storm and waves
coming tomorrow. They're having a wonderful day in the beach
where they're totally in love the entire time, knowing she's
going to destroy him. And she won't say anything about
it the whole summer. What the hell, girl.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
I know it was a dream date. What happened?

Speaker 3 (29:57):
How could you as it?

Speaker 2 (29:58):
Think about yourself as a fourteen year old fifteen year
old girl? This guy is so nice, he has it
seems like he's thought out the whole day, and she
has this in the back of her mind.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
She's got to know all summer. By the way that
the lady says later, this has always been part of
the plan. This girl'ss known this forever. She's dated this
guy forever, knowing she's gonna rob his house later. It's like,
why come on say something? She's like, and they try
to stay it up by having her constantly saying like,
I need to talk to you about something. I need
to talk to you about something. Oh but why on

(30:32):
our last day.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
Dude, not just on the last day. Why haven't you
been doing this all summer?

Speaker 1 (30:37):
You'd think, Hey, can't come by the way.

Speaker 2 (30:39):
We only have two more months together. Hey, by the way,
he's got four more weeks together.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
I mean, come on, yeah, what rhymes with I'm moving
back east so they can sing a song about it.
I mean, seriously, they weren't there yet, so that's true.
We also meet Big Papa, who's Max Grandpa, who, along
with Brady, is a huge fan of the nineteen sixty
two retrosurf movie I can't say the can west Side Story.
It's about a surfer guy and a biker girl who

(31:04):
have a secret love affair even though their respective gangs
are fighting over control of an island diner that seems
to serve no food. At the same time, a real
estate mogul wants the diner's land and is building a
weather machine, but that blows up and causes a huge storm.
It's very west Side Story that they're going for, which
is again why they call it what they do. I
can't say it again, but again I was a huge

(31:25):
West Side Story fan, and so I was. I was, okay,
I like that they're kind of going with that sixties right,
But did.

Speaker 2 (31:32):
You I obviously love West Side Story. I felt more grease.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
Yes, well, they're trying to take it's the two different idea,
absolutely correct, but with what.

Speaker 2 (31:45):
Yeah, the things they do within the movie to me
felt more grease than it did west.

Speaker 1 (31:50):
Side I agree. I do not disagree with you, because
it wasn't like there was rich and poor. It wasn't
a class difference, just hobbies. As far as I can.

Speaker 2 (31:59):
Tell you reference of what you like to do.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
You like to ride a motorcycle, you like to surft exactly.

Speaker 3 (32:04):
So I felt more grease, which let's have a little bit.

Speaker 2 (32:07):
Of that anyway.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
So this is where we learned that Mac, much like me,
does not like musicals and doesn't understand why people just
break into song out of nowhere. And she's like, come on,
I can't stand it. Love that. The second she said it,
I was like, oh, this is she and I would
be friends. So that is awesome.

Speaker 2 (32:26):
You like replaced Sabrina with Mac on the podcast.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
Please, I know no never never is she available? No,
I'm kidding. I could never with anybody but you, Sabrina.
You know that because you are also a huge fan
of musicals, you'd like musicals and that's I need. We
need the pro musical side, that's what we need. So
we finally learned about what the secret issues hiding her

(32:51):
aunt Antoinette, who I recognized once again from another Seinfeld episode.
There are a lot of Seinfeld people that show up
shows up and is taking her to an East Coast
private school tomorrow. So it's not even like, hey, I'm
hanging for a week and then we're gonna leave. It's
like I just got here and we're leaving tomorrow. Something
she impact right, because we're geting our flights in a

(33:11):
half an hour. She thinks that we learned well, of course,
we learned that max mom has passed away, and she
thinks that this is something that Max's mom wants, and
Max also thinks this is something that her deceased mom
would want, which is kind of the impetus for her
to not stand up for herself and leave because she
doesn't want to disappoint the memory of her mother. It's
a weird idea, but anyway. She's also leaving high school
halfway through, which seems kind of disruptive. She's not in

(33:34):
eighth grade obviously, so she's got to be in high school.
But this also means she's leaving Hawaii surfing and Brady
in the dust. Mac is very sad, but it was
her idea and she thinks it's good for her future
and what her mom would have wanted. So Brady's bummed.
Mac then breaks up with them because they don't want
to do long distance relationships, but she does put up
no fight whatsoever and just walks away. Very strange for

(33:57):
me that she was just like we had the best day.
I know, I should have told you this for the
last four years or however long we've been dating. But
I'm leaving tomorrow. It's harsh, Nae, I'm.

Speaker 2 (34:11):
Back when I felt like I had pulled myself out
of the gutter of terrible girlfriends. Here we freaking are.

Speaker 1 (34:22):
It was. I just felt bad to tell him.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
Everything she did. I felt she did incorrectly. I was
just judging every moment, which I'm trying to enjoy myself
with my popcorn and have a good time, and she's
irritating the hell out of me. What how you got
this little adorable ross just Lynch right in front of you,

(34:47):
and he loves you.

Speaker 3 (34:49):
This kid loves everything about you.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
It's okay. If you don't love him like that, we
gotta be kind.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
Yeah. And if you don't think the long distance relationship
is going to work, not at that age, but you
give it a try for a week, try.

Speaker 2 (35:03):
For a second, She's like newp Ye, Nope, Nope, not
gonna happen. Absolutely back out later. Yes, so harsh.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
I agree, it was I thought that part of her
character should have been. It didn't make me, it made
me not like her kind of a little bit right there.

Speaker 2 (35:18):
Felt like she should have had a little bit of
conflict within herself about it. Yes, there could have been
a scene of what do I do, What do I do?
It's just not gonna work, something like that.

Speaker 1 (35:30):
But before she leaves, she wants one more surf session,
especially with this giant storm that's coming in.

Speaker 2 (35:35):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
They talk about how it's her a surfboard from her family,
that everybody who's ridden this, it's a magical circuit gets
magically finds their faith.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
Yes, and it magically appears in front of her door.
When she does.

Speaker 1 (35:48):
It is magic. It is like million year but different,
even sad and single. Brady shows up to watch her,
and she ends up wiping out and and then disappears.
But then magically after he gets on the jet ski
to go and save her, the.

Speaker 2 (36:03):
Jet ski that just happens to be there.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
Well, they I think, because the the I think what
they do is surf.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
Competition in big No random person can.

Speaker 1 (36:17):
He's essentially just stealing somebody's jet skis.

Speaker 2 (36:20):
But there's no one around it.

Speaker 1 (36:22):
I know, and no one's trying to help her either
or say, hey man, that's not your jet ski. Get
to that season. So now she's in calm waters. They
both are. It's a different scene and there's Brady. Now.
All of a sudden, they wash up on shore essentially,
and they see a girl twirling in the thing. They
look over the the the beach burm, and oh my god.

(36:43):
They're in the movie from the sixties and we are
in dance number one. Swim trunks, modest swimsuits, beach balls, flying,
hulup spinning, and a song about good vibrations. You know,
you get the movie. You get what it is right away,
you know what's going on. And they're, I mean, good,
good way to bring us into the sixties movie.

Speaker 2 (37:05):
Especially, think about the audience at that time. How much
of the sixties they know? Right?

Speaker 3 (37:11):
Where does it start? Where does it end?

Speaker 2 (37:13):
Maybe the movie Grease, maybe that some that's not even
the sixties, right, that was the fifties, right, They don't
know anything. This on the beach.

Speaker 1 (37:25):
Boom, I yeah, it was great and they so they're
obviously kind of confused, but they figure out what it is.
He jumps into the dance number because you know, I
got him in my movie.

Speaker 2 (37:37):
Shod I have been waiting for this.

Speaker 1 (37:39):
For exactly boom. So this is you know, these big
video kind of set up, these big dance numbers. It's
all really cool. Then we get into we get so
we establish him with the surfers, and then we get
into Big Mama's kitchen, where again very little if any
food is actually served. We don't actually big Mama's barely

(37:59):
in the movie. They occasionally will cut to her for
like just a POV shot or or maybe one line,
but Big Mama is not really important. Yeah, that's when
the door swing open and we meet Butchi Lugnut Chee
Chee struts and Layla. The Biker is also known as
the Rodents. Brady inserts himself into dance number two uh,

(38:23):
because he is always wanted to be a part of
the biker thing that, you know, the biker dance number
that he's seen so many times. He's got a leather
jacket that fits him perfectly, glasses that fit him perfectly.
He's also now the lead of the dance, so they
just let him in, which is kind of cool. But
he is in sixties heaven with this so much so

(38:43):
that they all go to a surfers party that night,
but the biker's crack. It's we are. It's so strange
because we they, the bikers, surfers hate each other, and
yet they're always together dancing.

Speaker 2 (38:56):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (38:56):
There, there's there's no line in the No. No, there
is no line in the sand.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
I like it. No line in the sand.

Speaker 4 (39:04):
No.

Speaker 5 (39:04):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
They kind of.

Speaker 2 (39:07):
Mesh yes constantly for people there's in each other, yes,
and there's no issue about it. That's because this storyline
takes so long to build in this movie of where
we're going and where the real conflict's going to actually be.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
We got another half hour before we even come close
to any sort of conflict.

Speaker 2 (39:28):
The first time I watched it, I paused it and went,
oh my god, I've got like fifty more minutes.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
La. We haven't even met the villains yet. There's actual
villains in the I.

Speaker 2 (39:39):
Thought that Ants was the villain. The villain that I
thought was gonna be one has now left. She's no longer.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
Gone, Like nope, Yeah, totally different. So the original movie,
it's supposed to be they back to the future. It
it's supposed to be that the lead surfer guy catches
the lead biker earl as she falls off the stage.
Of course, through a series of events another way where
Mac is just unpleasant because for some reason she just

(40:07):
refuses to dance with her ex boyfriend. He's like, well,
let's at least dance. She's like, no, goes, come on.
She's like, no, she just won't dance with the guy.

Speaker 3 (40:15):
She's trying not to lead him on.

Speaker 1 (40:17):
Oh come on, they're stuck in the sixties. You can
dance that she's trying.

Speaker 2 (40:20):
To just he keeps giving her these googly eyes and
she's like, bro, I told you.

Speaker 1 (40:25):
She doesn't say that, she just doesn't want to dance,
and then she's googly. She needed to rewrite, and so
through a series of events, Brady ends up catching her
coming off the stage. She then falls for Brady, and
of course Mac or the Tanner ends up with Mac,
and now they have they back to the futured date

(40:46):
where oh no, the car hit Michael J. Fox instead
of hitting his dad. And now, oh geez, so they
find out that they're actually changing the movie. So what
are we supposed to do? We're changing the movie. So
now they're lost because it's like, I don't know where
to go from here. You know what, happens. What do

(41:09):
you think of that? Did you like the twist in them?
I'm in the twist?

Speaker 2 (41:12):
I did. I did. I saw where it was going.
I saw how easily we could like make it right
quote unquote to keep the movie going. But at the
same time, the whole time, I'm sitting here being super
irritated with Mac. What's wrong with you? You know, he's

(41:34):
so sweet and everyone's gonna love him. You're missing your chance? Girl?
Who cares about anything? In the sense of, here's the thing,
I had conflict. She's trying to better her education.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
She's hard to think so yeah, right, yeah.

Speaker 2 (41:50):
It's hard to be too upset with her. But again,
like you said, a rewrite in the sense of, she
doesn't handle it right. She was just outmost just like
grew to him, instead of there being this conflict, which
I think would have made her a little bit more endeary.

Speaker 1 (42:08):
I don't disagree, and I didn't dislike her. It just
could have been a little better, just a just a tweak.

Speaker 2 (42:14):
Yeah. And then I loved that, you know, the steppin
the one that is the gorgeous girl. She looks so
much like I just watched Elvis and.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
Oh, Priscilla Presley.

Speaker 2 (42:26):
She looked like a little beautiful looks so adorable. Oh
just in general though, like she looked impressed school, just gorgeous.
I thought the set, the costuming, the hair, the makeup,
everything was so spot on and so adorable.

Speaker 3 (42:47):
Sometimes I didn't care about things because they all.

Speaker 1 (42:49):
Just they all just looked great. Well, that's the thing.
It was certainly a very attractive cast.

Speaker 2 (42:54):
It was.

Speaker 1 (42:55):
But luckily Brady knows this movie backwards and forwards, so
he knows there's a real estate moment. So okay, that's right.
We were like. This is when I was like, oh,
that's right. There was a villain. Now there's a real
estate mogul who's building a weather machine that will cause
a storm, and that has to happen because the storm
he thinks will get them home. So as long as
that's on track, they're all good. So they race to
the lighthouse. Now this gets a little messy here, so

(43:17):
try to follow me. Ye Less Canon Bear that was
his name, and doctor Fusion with the evil plan regarding
a weather machine. Now step into the movie where the
weather machine is going to It's weird. It's weird, but I.

Speaker 2 (43:31):
Don't know what the weather Machine's eventual situation was going
to do with what goal follow the beach.

Speaker 1 (43:37):
He wanted a humid for some reason, and if you're
able to just make things humid, do you need a
machine for that?

Speaker 2 (43:45):
When he's a real estate mogul of some sort that
was going to he wanted bigger onto the beach. I
don't know. It did not make it, kept going through it,
and I kept thinking, if I listen a little bit
more closely, Nope.

Speaker 1 (43:58):
The second time it was you might recognize Kevin Chamberlain
as doctor Fusion. He played Bertram on the show Jesse.
But the plan they find out is still on, but
the bikers and surfers need to come together at the
end of the movie because they've got to now save
their two new friends to get home again. Gets a
little weird, but Brady knows that they also have to

(44:21):
get their love interest their new love interest together with
each other as opposed to with themselves, So he says
there's a pajama party that night, so she needs to
get invited to the pajama party, and he needs to
go hang out with the surfers. So he does that,
and we get another big dance number where it's cutting
back and forth the one you really liked, the like Me,

(44:42):
where it's cutting back and forth between the pajama party
and the surfers hanging out at at Big Mama's house.

Speaker 2 (44:48):
Wow, was a very.

Speaker 1 (44:51):
Grease moment. Tell me, that's well, that's what they It
seems like that's literally what they should have said. It
was almost was kind of like a ripoff of what
that was. Even after that, though, nothing's still working. The
characters are the movie characters are falling even more in
love with our protagonist who used to be together five
hours before this was happening. There's also a very this

(45:16):
was the green screen shot you were talking about, the
very funny one of Mac and Tanner surfing together, and
it just as a straight up gidget.

Speaker 2 (45:24):
Oh I'm surfing.

Speaker 1 (45:26):
Yeah, that's how it's supposed to look. Though they did that,
they did that one on purpose.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
At first, I didn't understand. Then I realized, yeah, that
was okay. It was the one after that.

Speaker 1 (45:37):
I yeah. So after another twenty five to thirty dance numbers,
we get back to the storyline about the bad guys,
and so all of a sudden, it's like, oh, that's right,
there's this weather Machine. And so just as Tanner and
Leila are starting to soften on the idea of their
rival gangs, like, hey, maybe we are kind of falling
for each other, the weather Machine just starts working and

(46:00):
needs to be stopped because now Mac and Brady have
been captured by the bad guys.

Speaker 2 (46:08):
Right right, How did the bad guys know that they
were even in knowledge of what they were doing. They
just show up on the beach. Yeah, they just show
up on the beach. Well, I know, and capture them.
Why are they even looking for them? How do they

(46:29):
know where they are?

Speaker 1 (46:31):
I know? They weren't even in the middle of a
big dance number, which they.

Speaker 2 (46:34):
Weren't even dancing and singing to being loud. They were quiet.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
Yeah, And then the bad guys capture them. So the
weather Machine starts working, and we've cut to the unruly guy.
That cut to the bad guys, and we know that Okay,
that's right, there are bad guys in this movie. Then
we get to the best part of the movie by
far in my opinion, which is almost worth everything else
going to this point, which is that Brady and Mack

(46:59):
have met up. They're trying to get their now significant
others to fall in love with each other, and they
realize they're slowly morphing into the movie characters themselves. She
falls off a rock, her hair doesn't get wet. She
now starts talking, but starts singing as she's talking, and
she's like, no, what that what's stop? And then there's
a great my favorite song of the movie, make it Stop.

Speaker 2 (47:23):
Yes, this had.

Speaker 3 (47:25):
You, you all over it you.

Speaker 2 (47:29):
It was such a phenomenal chob in this musical.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
It was great. It was because it's like, please make
it stop? Am I just a prop? Why am I singing? Yeah?
What the hell's going on?

Speaker 2 (47:42):
The motions were just like pointing.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
It was like pointing and the dent they're like all dancing,
like what's like, what's going on? Like Beetlejuice when he's
making everybody dance.

Speaker 2 (47:53):
Yeah, it's so good.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
It was very funny.

Speaker 2 (47:56):
It was a good number. It really was, because that was.

Speaker 1 (47:59):
My favorite one of the movie. It really was.

Speaker 2 (48:01):
Again, it's their whole it's going back to this movie
huking fun and obviously saying we are not trying to
be serious here right when it comes.

Speaker 1 (48:11):
To joy, We're having a bad We're having a fun time.
We know we're having a fun time, yes, but the
plan works. The surfer guy and the biker girl finally
fall for each other, which obviously calls for another musical.
I'm starting to get a little little shocky here when
it comes to musicals, but at least I'm no longer
saying wet. They also had all of a sudden exactly
what we were talking about earlier on the beach, and
for no reason, the bad guys show up and kidnap Brady.

Speaker 2 (48:34):
And mess out of nowhere. How did they know they
were there? Right?

Speaker 1 (48:40):
We don't know why, but they know they were up
to something somehow. That Big Mamas was going to be
uh in jeopardy. Yeah, their plan was going to be
in jeopardy and they weren't gonna be able to take
over Big Mamas. So they tie them up to the
weather machine and again, supposed to be sixties funny, kind
of ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (49:00):
So yes, okay, that's what I'm saying, Like this movie
was easy to go. Okay, just roll your eyes, good time.

Speaker 1 (49:09):
So luckily the new love birds are finally able to
bring together their respective gangs there, you know, Tanner goes
to one gang, Leela goes to another gang and hey,
they're they're gangs. Hey we should work together, which as
they do, and then the blessing comes for Butchy Leila's brother,
who actually starts to cry that they're in love and
they're going to go and save Brady and Mac.

Speaker 2 (49:32):
Do they know Brady and Mac are in desperate.

Speaker 1 (49:35):
Need of saving because he found the thing on the
ground that the hair piece he'd given her.

Speaker 2 (49:43):
Okay, so that obviously give that to you that there's
something wrong.

Speaker 3 (49:48):
But the fact that they know where they're at, what
is happening.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
If you ever find out, well, this is what this is.
This was a bridge too far for Sabrina, Like, nope,
I'm out. I don't get this. I'm out.

Speaker 2 (50:11):
I was trying to be a good participant in the movie.

Speaker 1 (50:18):
Okay, I love all this is it. This was a
weather machine too far for Sabrina. Now, while they were
tied up, mcin Tanner of course, falls back in love
just in time for the gangs while singing Here's the
other thing I love about musicals. They're just people will
turn to each other and just start singing into each
other's mouths. You're an inch, You're an inch away for me.

(50:38):
Back up, you're singing way too close to my face.

Speaker 2 (50:41):
Agree, way too close, very valued.

Speaker 1 (50:44):
Thank you. Don't just hit these high notes right into
my mouth.

Speaker 2 (50:51):
Could always hit the high notes.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
You're like, Tanner's fine, he can hit whatever note he needs.

Speaker 2 (50:56):
Well, it seems that that's the the world Tanner lives in.

Speaker 1 (51:00):
I love. I was just like, yeah, but I'm pretty
it was great. They stormed the lighthouse, they destroy the
weather machine, they save the hangout, the bad guys blow
up through the ceiling. I was like, did they just
kill them? But no, they make sure that they show
that they did not die die Disney. They then have
to say goodbye to everybody. No, please stay, We're not
going to stay. We're leaving. They leave the big storm

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and a great another surfing shot of the two of
them together on the best fake wave ever. They then
wind up right back where they started. No time had passed.
He also doesn't have the jet ski anymore, so he's
gonna owe some people some money. I don't know if
you notice that there was no jet ski I did.

Speaker 3 (51:40):
I have a lot of issues with the end of
those scenes.

Speaker 2 (51:43):
Like so many things, continuity was fired at some point
and not brought back on it.

Speaker 1 (51:52):
Was not not the greatest continuitywise Mac. Then they get
back on the beach after she catches another wave which
is clearly her surfing. Actually it's not her serve, it's
another kind of bad green screen. But she sends stands
up to her aunt. So she wants to stay in Hawaii,
she wants to make her own choices. She wants to
make out with with Brady Moore. And uh, then there's

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of course a giant dance number, because we couldn't we
couldn't just stop at sixty.

Speaker 2 (52:20):
Not just a dance number. They have expanded the dance number.
It's huge, double the amount of dancers on the beach
and extras behind them.

Speaker 1 (52:30):
But did you notice that only like the first three
or four rows are doing the dance. The rest are
just kind of throwing their hands up.

Speaker 2 (52:35):
They added more dancers, new dancers they did, like b
boy break dancers that could do.

Speaker 1 (52:43):
A little bit.

Speaker 2 (52:44):
Yes, then they added extras onto the back to just kind.

Speaker 1 (52:49):
Of I want to be that guy. I want to
be this guy.

Speaker 2 (52:52):
You could totally totally who do I call?

Speaker 1 (52:54):
Is there this guy number that I call?

Speaker 2 (52:56):
Because I want to be any going extra agent and
dance And then you'll say.

Speaker 1 (53:02):
Yes, then you'll lie, and then they'll do that. That's
what I want to do. I want to be in
teen Beach three. Look at the guy dancing behind. That's
what it's called, and that's me.

Speaker 2 (53:11):
Hey, if there's a team Beach three.

Speaker 1 (53:14):
You got your girl? Yes, you and I will go
fake dance behind. You'll have to make me look good
because you actually know what you're doing. But yeah, they
obviously don't want to pay to have everybody learn the
dance choreography, so only the first three or four rows
know it. They do a big, big dance thing where
you're ready freddy and all that kind of stuff. But
you think that's going to be end of the movie,
but it's not. Disney does something they'd never done before.

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We get our first ever blooper reel and then a
post credit scene. Very cool, Here for me too, Here
too for absolutely me too.

Speaker 2 (53:44):
Actually wish cast like this just a bunch of different dynamics. Yep,
you know there were multiple times where you just get
in a giggle fest or something, especially because these characters
were so outrageous and so many of the moment.

Speaker 1 (54:01):
Yeah, you know that they were.

Speaker 2 (54:02):
Going big and then making people or making people laugh
or whatever.

Speaker 1 (54:07):
And they genuinely look like they were having.

Speaker 2 (54:09):
Fun the best. I think Cooper Reels really give the
fans an insight of we had the best time making.

Speaker 1 (54:16):
I agree one hundred percent. I love that they put
it on there.

Speaker 3 (54:20):
And then the bonus like little button scene.

Speaker 1 (54:23):
Yes, is the sixties people coming out of the water
and meeting a modern day punk guy who's like, you
guys look like.

Speaker 2 (54:32):
A modern day because there's no one. I mean not
no one, but that was not.

Speaker 1 (54:37):
A very few.

Speaker 2 (54:38):
There's not a big hairstyle.

Speaker 1 (54:41):
He's got a full punk rocker mohawk. And he asked,
if you want to use my phone? And he turns
it around and there's a picture of Justin Bieber. The
only analogy I could come up with for a punk
guy having a picture of Justin Bieber on his phone
would be a punk guy having a picture of Justin
Ber on his phone. Like there was no other analogy

(55:03):
that We're like, well, what.

Speaker 2 (55:06):
Why, why?

Speaker 1 (55:07):
No?

Speaker 2 (55:07):
Soon, how does that make sense? Nothing?

Speaker 1 (55:10):
It was really weird. Why would that ever ever happen?

Speaker 2 (55:13):
But anyway the answer is it wouldn't.

Speaker 1 (55:16):
They're scared but intrigued by the phone and boom we
know there is a sequel coming teen Beach to Justin
Bieber's Mohawk. I can't wait. I'm gonna be very excited.

Speaker 2 (55:28):
Oop you jo think Justin Bieber is gonna be a
part of the next one. I'm gonna tell you right now.
I would never do that to anybody. I don't even
think Beebes is gonna make a debut Justin.

Speaker 1 (55:40):
Justin Bieber is awesome. There's your movie, ready, Freddy, Yes,
let's rate because we got well first of all, let's do.
Let's I forget. I'm so excited to rate this movie,
so I want to see what you're gonna say. Let's
do our real reviews. Take the five star review this time, Sabrina.

Speaker 2 (56:04):
I would love to because then give it a five star.
This is a five star review by Maya B. This
movie is so good and iconic. It's the only movie
I like more than Shine That's great too, from Disney.
I love this movie because it's cute and the songs

(56:25):
are catchy, like the Fly, a cheesy joke for the
cheese factor.

Speaker 1 (56:31):
Maya, I will do the one star review. This is
by Isaac the Fourth. If I'm loud, it's because it's
in all caps. So if I have all caps, it's loud.
This is trash. I could give it zero stars, complete cringe.
If you're considering watching it. Don't only for neobs and poopies,

(56:54):
nubes and poopies people. I'd rather say wet than say
that again. And now we are going to do another
fun feature. You know, we love to play games on
our magical rewind podcast here because we're fun people. Or
we're not. It's not up to us, it's up to you.
But our feature this week is called hang four. So
we're going to get four terms associated with surfing according

(57:15):
to wavetribe dot com. Now we have to guess what
they stand for from a list of multiple choice options.
So to explain the game's name a little more, there
will also be four options. Again, Sabrina and I don't
know any of this whatsoever. We have no idea. We
are not given the answer. Do here we go, guys.

(57:37):
So number one, the number one term we have associated
with surfing is clucked. Now, Sabrina is clucked one the
act of jumping in front of another surfer and stealing
their wave. Two being afraid of waves. Three when you
break your surfboard in half. On a wave, or four

(57:57):
eating fried chicken while surfing.

Speaker 2 (58:03):
Left. I'm gonna go with one.

Speaker 1 (58:06):
I'm gonna go with one too. I feel like that
happens enough, and I feel like they would have a
term for it. Yeah, all right, I'm going to go.

Speaker 5 (58:12):
With what it's being afraid of waves?

Speaker 1 (58:15):
Oh okay, So if you're so, then are you clucked
or is it like man that kid's clucked?

Speaker 5 (58:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (58:23):
Okay, okay, Wow, we're oh for one. Number two? What
are men in gray suits? Are those A casual business
men's surfers who only catch waves on weekends? B sharks
see loose barticles that can injure surfers, or D a

(58:44):
bad Chinese bootleg of men in black And I'd like
to point out that everyone. I'm going to change between
one and and and A. Notice I did a B
and C that time. Men in gray suits. I'm gonna
say that sharks, but it could also be cast asual business.

Speaker 3 (58:59):
Answer for number one, I think it's casual businessman.

Speaker 5 (59:03):
Sabrina is wrong, which is awesome.

Speaker 2 (59:05):
It's sharks, Jensen, I have never done anything to you.
Is it that I were off.

Speaker 4 (59:16):
It?

Speaker 1 (59:16):
Sharks? Mend and gray suits? Number three, I love that
our producer really enjoys when you get them wrong. He
loves you, He just loves it. Number three pig dog.
Is that one a surfer grabbing onto the rails while
inside a barrel? To a lifeguard who is too nervous

(59:39):
to let surfers get on big waves? Three the world's
most famous surfing golden retriever are four, a name once
accidentally said by an announcer during the Surfing Championships on
ESPN two when he was trying to compliment someone as
a big dog.

Speaker 2 (59:55):
I'm going with four.

Speaker 1 (59:56):
It's so intricate that I almost feel like he's trying
to go I'm going to say it's a surfer grabbing
onto the rails while inside a barrel.

Speaker 5 (01:00:03):
Jensen, Oh, I'm so happy that she picked that. But
it's definitely not that I made that up. It's when
they're grabbing the rail, you know, inside.

Speaker 1 (01:00:13):
Yes, inside a barrel. Yes, I got that. The second one,
oh man, I love that. Okay. Now the fourth question
is a little bit different. We're going to get one
term and we have to guess what it means without
any options at all. So, Sabrina, what is to hang? Eleven?

Speaker 3 (01:00:38):
Jordan's in the room right now. It's so hard to
not cheat.

Speaker 1 (01:00:42):
Do cheat Jordan, he's bigger than me, but he's bigger
and younger. Tell him not to cheat.

Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
I can't hear you. What is to hang eleven means?

Speaker 1 (01:00:55):
No? No, no, no no.

Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
I would assume hang eleven means like an eleven eleven
foot waves?

Speaker 1 (01:01:05):
Not okay, hang ten? I think is this? Isn't it?

Speaker 2 (01:01:10):
What does that mean? Well?

Speaker 1 (01:01:11):
I don't like. I think it's just I think that
I could be wrong. Okay, I actually no, isn't hang ten?
When you when you hang your ten toes over the
board into the water, isn't that hanging ten? So is hanging? Well?

Speaker 2 (01:01:25):
What hang eleven means? I don't know. I would think
it was over ten foot waves.

Speaker 1 (01:01:32):
I'm gonna go ahead.

Speaker 5 (01:01:33):
Well, I'm saying it sounds like neither of you know.

Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
Okay, what is it? Did?

Speaker 5 (01:01:38):
Does Sabrina get fully shut out this time?

Speaker 1 (01:01:40):
Is it surfing naked?

Speaker 5 (01:01:41):
It is surfing naked. It's when you're surfing midwave, pull
down your pants and ride the rest naked?

Speaker 1 (01:01:47):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:01:48):
Yeah, I mean you win there. I mean you get
a point.

Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
Oh yes, I don't know how I thought of it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:54):
I mean get a point he thought there was an
eleventh toe that went over a bed.

Speaker 5 (01:01:59):
I mean, it's still kind of.

Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
Right, honestly, you know, I got it right, I said
surfing naked because the eleven is your junk.

Speaker 2 (01:02:10):
Oh oh see, I'm not a dude. I have no
idea what you're talking about. Guys, all right, I have
dealt with the wet stuff. I mean I tapped.

Speaker 1 (01:02:23):
Our Seriously, I did not even know what but I
was like, I didn't want to say I didn't want
to know what.

Speaker 2 (01:02:32):
Hang eleven is. Yeah, so hang eleven is the he
just said it's the wiener.

Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
You could tell him that. We instantly just became best friends.

Speaker 2 (01:02:52):
I have never heard that you go from teen beach
to talking about Hang eleven. You guys, this is not
supposed to be that kind of too.

Speaker 5 (01:03:00):
Much happier if she got any of them, right.

Speaker 1 (01:03:02):
That's the problem.

Speaker 2 (01:03:03):
Yes, so bitter right now?

Speaker 1 (01:03:10):
Oh oh that's so funny. Can we do? Can we
do sabritases?

Speaker 2 (01:03:14):
We can? I'm gonna just do probably a few of
them because I'm gonna have to harp.

Speaker 1 (01:03:23):
On a couple of them.

Speaker 2 (01:03:25):
So truly, I really thought that I knew exactly what
I was going in for I had to say I
was a little kind of not super stoked about this right,
totally dove ragon. Once the first performance on the beach happened,
I was so not understanding because again I worked with

(01:03:48):
Ross and the girls were falling all over him like
he was this heart throp And I kept going, why
was this guy like such a bit a heart throb
when his character was, you know, just like this nerdy guy.
His moment when he came out as the greaser.

Speaker 3 (01:04:10):
Boom, got it?

Speaker 2 (01:04:13):
Okay, Homie can't dance, Homie's got a voice, Homie. And
then I'm watching I'm loving he is so good in
that that musical performance.

Speaker 3 (01:04:24):
I just died.

Speaker 1 (01:04:25):
Did you get a little crush on Ross after watching that?

Speaker 2 (01:04:28):
No, I just had so much appreciation for him. Very
talented because I really didn't again, like I tell you,
I I did not know where the start of it.
He obviously went on to do so much more, but
where the start of it happened on the channel and
I just was, oh, my gosh, got it done? There
it is?

Speaker 1 (01:04:46):
Yeah, that was it?

Speaker 2 (01:04:49):
Were talented?

Speaker 1 (01:04:50):
Then a guitar gets put in his hand.

Speaker 2 (01:04:54):
Was done? I mean it was amazing. I am going
to rewind back to something that we talk about quite
a bit of terrible parenting in the situation. Why because
it comes around to a button. Why was that grandpa
not in any way concerned when she may have not

(01:05:16):
died out in that ocean.

Speaker 1 (01:05:18):
Yeah, he was like that, you were great.

Speaker 2 (01:05:19):
He was like his bra was snarled, but he just
kind of waited. Meanwhile, Brady's sprinting. He doesn't even sprint
with Brady.

Speaker 1 (01:05:30):
He just kinda watched, I think because Barry Bostwick knows
all and he knows that magical surfboard is going to
make everything. Okay, I guess so.

Speaker 2 (01:05:40):
But then it's like it comes back at the end
when they nothing has you know, we're right back in Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:05:46):
Yeah, and he's still just there.

Speaker 2 (01:05:48):
Yeah, and he's still not You would think you'd see
him with paramedics behind him, ready to get out there
his hand something something drove me last little bit that
I'm gonna say. I loved this little detail that they
put in when they came back from whether this was

(01:06:09):
the dream or whatever it was, from the ocean. I
love that they both knew what happened to them. So
many times in movies, the main character comes back and
remembers her hit her or his story of where and
hit the revelation and where they're at and the person
that they were along with does does it?

Speaker 4 (01:06:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:06:32):
I love that it was both of them.

Speaker 2 (01:06:33):
They both rode that way.

Speaker 1 (01:06:37):
Oh yeah, they were hanging eleven.

Speaker 2 (01:06:40):
They were.

Speaker 1 (01:06:47):
I'm sorry, can't we rate the movie. Let's let's rate
the movie, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:06:50):
They rode the wave together.

Speaker 1 (01:06:52):
That's that's very sweet. All right. We gotta rate the
movie one out of ten. You know, one is the worst,
ten is the best. Here are options for today. One
out of ten. Janie tsunamis one out of ten, Big
Mama Hangouts one out of ten is Shimmying Giggles.

Speaker 2 (01:07:07):
We didn't even get to.

Speaker 3 (01:07:07):
Talk about the amount of shimmys that were in there.

Speaker 1 (01:07:10):
There were a lot of shimmies. One out of ten.
Unexplained weather machines one out of ten, green screen surfing
scenes one out of ten, blooper reels one out of ten,
Nubes and poopies or I'm gonna add one out of
ten hanging elevens. Which one would you like to do?
Sabrina up to you hate you, but we're gonna do
hanging eleven. Yes, I'm so glad you picked that.

Speaker 2 (01:07:31):
I'm gonna give this in seven point nine hanging eleven That.

Speaker 1 (01:07:36):
Is a very specific amount of hanging elevens. Yes, I
you know what, I'm gonna give it a seven and
a half. I'm gonna give it a seven and a half.
I was it was unexpected for me. I thought I
was gonna hate it. I obviously am not a huge
fan of musicals. I like how they were, you know,
taking taking the kind of irony of the whole thing
about the musical, and they were using that for comedy.

(01:07:58):
Big fan of that. Seven and a half solid all
the way there. Now we've got very good news everyone,
because we're going to go deeper into teen beach movies
we've been talking about, which is why I'm talking so fast,
because he's waiting for us right now for our park
Hopper episode with Butchi himself John de Luca, and the
episode is going to drop this week over on our
magical rewind feed. I cannot wait to hear all the
inside stuff. So let's hear a snippet from that. Now,

(01:08:21):
this movie leans into the fact that it's like, why
are we breaking into song? Did you guys? And it
was great. I really enjoyed it. I appreciate it. We
had a lot of fun doing it.

Speaker 4 (01:08:33):
I I you could tell the music is like catchy. Yep,
you know, it's like catchy and poppy and fun. And
I liked I always liked musicals. I never thought I
would be in one, especially in movie one, just because
I'm not that's not my.

Speaker 2 (01:08:47):
Thing, but it was. It was so fun. Wait, sorry,
hold on, but you have had to have danced at
some point. No you had no dance background. No no, no,
you stop it right now.

Speaker 1 (01:09:03):
Thank you everybody so much. It was a ton of
fun talking to him. You should really check out the interview.
We really learned a whole lot about the movie. Our
next movie is nineteen ninety nine's The Thirteenth Year, which
is currently available on Disney Plus. If possible, I know
even less about this movie than I do about Teen
Beach Movie. I didn't even know that was even possible.
So remember to subscribe to our feed and you can

(01:09:25):
follow us at the Magical readwind Pod on the Instagram Machine.
Thank you again, everybody, And I know Sabrina wants me
to end by saying, don't hang eleven. Bye. Everybody.