Poog with Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak

This week's episode is a cross episode compilation of Kate's Jamaica Incident with the Boys in Philly. We're the best law firm in the world. 7 beers for the band. Sometimes you have to be the entire reason someone goes on the vacation. Whoa, guys? That's my suitcase! Diving straight into the lagoon. You don't pay for the room, you pay for the lock. Recourse. Not some kind of error of mere negligence occurred. They're lucky violence...

London, do you have your tickets for KATE? Poog is on tiktok now (@thisispoog). One slutty pair of heels, one sensible pair of heels and the erotics of the full bottle on the trip. Half a klonopin, straight to heaven. The housing is the theater. What is a calendar but a broken promise? Tracing the thoughts. It’s the same year, every year. The candle and the opportunity to be that candle. Is @chanel gonna be the first legacy prestig...

Spiritual advice from the business section. Bring your hate and depression to the altar. Packing light: one pair of jeans, one pair of evening pants. Recent house guests may have had some sticky fingers. No more blowing raspberries and bringing back the cackle.

Products mentioned: Tower28, Ilia, Rose Inc, Armani, Caudalie, Oribe, Benefit, Porter, Tata Harper, Ratio Bars, SuperGoop, Goop.

Edited & mixed by Allie Graham.

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This is a comedy podcast run by a couple of bitches. A mandatory hour a day at the library or you become branded. Kate tried to return air, two open hands, and a frown. Jacqueline reads to Kate but the words aren’t taking. A specific Armani lipstick. 10/10 customer service that led Kate astray. Books mentioned: Marion Woodman’s The Pregnant Virgin and Hartman’s ADHD: A Hunter in a Farmer’s World. GOOP Peptide Serum, OneSkin, Dieux ...

Jacqueline studied while Kate moved on. Mood is in disrepair and products were purchased out of pocket. Brows. Dessert and Aperol addiction. London Bridge is Falling Down. Kate finally watched The Deepest Breath. Calling all London Hags, Kate will be in town doing her show. Jacqueline was confronted with bovine ideas at home and advised on a smoothie. The linking of guilt and pleasure. Candy Bomb and bad coffee. Photos attached to ...

Jacqueline's alone and waits for dawn. Kate enacts her cruel curation. A leaf blower to the cobwebs. Getting locked out again. Neighbor chickens and babies. Lectin or Lecithin. Hydration or Moisturization. A run-in with a "fellow" “influencer”.  A mother's opinion on brows.  Products mentioned: Skinceuticals C Ferulic Acid, Josh Rosebrook. This week begging for: The new Ziip device and more Dieux Skincare.

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Kate’s mouth is in tatters and Jacqueline is depleted, but they still find the strength to record. Garment washing protocol and items past their sell by date. Kate’s never heard a little ditty. A horse's nose. Products mentioned: Aura app, Apollo Neuro, Sakara Greens, Goop Vitamin C, Cymbiotika. Formally and sternly begging for: Armra, Timeline Nutrition, Pause WeHo after weeks of free promotion.

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This week the hags are formally begging for Armra powder, vouchers for sessions at Pause, and cases of Swoon, after weeks of free promotion. Whether or not to talk of one’s diminishment. Ice packs for naps. Kate is punished at the nail salon. Jacqueline is blinded by inert furniture. High risk bookcase behavior. Leaving is what makes it a practice. Freediving and swimming toward the light. The Sysiphisian pursuit of a protein smoot...

Kate and community. Her social, caffeinated mornings in the neighborhood. The inherently Jewish ability to dazzle a coffee shop. Kate's interested in Prolon, Jacqueline's famously done the Master Cleanse and broke it with cream. Pure curiosity and… maybe abs. The 'wonder of it all' is actually in the way. Bootcamp for brushing your teeth and getting good at the mail. Writing like the chair is about to be pulled out from under you. ...

Kate’s back from Rome and Jacqueline is fresh off a nap. Screens on the flight. Can we get this man a board? Unbelievably, unexpectedly granted access to a lounge. Best Pret. Double salads and puddings. What does it mean to pull a Novak? Cooking for two and divvying up the portions. Live wood, but not. Memories of Olive Boulee. How did you learn about airport lounge policies? War torn over a warm meal in the air, the comfort of fir...

You’re not a fraud if your pathology briefly lifts. Kate has found a pretty good deodorant and Jacqueline replies to a friend’s Bader inquiry. Eye contact with an advertisement. A particular makeup wipe is affirmed. The airport lounge doesn’t allow takeout. Kate is headed to Rome. Toxicity levels in the back of the plane. Night malls. The heaven poem, revisited. 

Edited & mixed by Allie Graham.

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This week's episode is a re-airing of a Poog classic, as the hags weave a path through: The danger of the third rail. Coffee. The leap from skim milk to whole milk. Calcium. Kate explains a recent allergic reaction. Osteoporosis. The addiction to epiphanies is wrestled with. Jacqueline urges Kate to watch Joy Luck Club. The romance and intensity of the movie theater experience is explored. The hags expand on the experience of separ...

Kate’s been out dancing the night away again and Jacqueline got THE facial. An inexplicable pimple’s origin. Motor Mouth in the Chair, Celsius in the Mouth. Was it… the umbilical all along? The hags don’t claim to be the experts. Low-level zinging is occurring. Wedding confusion is cleared up and eating before bed finally addressed. Whose water bottle is truly larger? Matcha Americano Style, Propolis, Deep Chocolate, and people as ...