August 1, 2023 • 56 mins
This week the hags are formally begging for Armra powder, vouchers for sessions at Pause, and cases of Swoon, after weeks of free promotion. Whether or not to talk of one’s diminishment. Ice packs for naps. Kate is punished at the nail salon. Jacqueline is blinded by inert furniture. High risk bookcase behavior. Leaving is what makes it a practice. Freediving and swimming toward the light. The Sysiphisian pursuit of a protein smoothie.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hi, I'm kateer Lance, I'm Jacqueline Novaka.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
And this is poog, an ongoing conversation about wellness between
two obsessive fresh.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Two untamable intellects. This is our hobby, This is our hell.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
This is our naked desire for free products. This is poog.
Today's topics Loolie.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Speaking, Bill's Sonoma, natural flavors, march.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
To the grave to wake up with you?
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Yeah, fresh fresh fresh, still in the data state, or.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Yeah, yeah, I'm re entering reality.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
I have my joba here in a while, I have
my job.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
By the way, ten hours last night, I have not
been sleeping a ton, not complaining. But you can hear
this gravel. I'm kind of leaning into it. I could swallow.
I'm choosing not to kind of dwell in this and
see what narratives could emerge through this vocalization. Yeah, I'm
kind of in a hunch, shrimply hunch.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Okay, I'm also trying to lean into see what see
what comes through that.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Actually, let's yeah, let's remain in the gravel. Okay. So
I'll tell you this. I went to bed eleven o'clock,
could barely keep my eyes open, fell asleep did you
go to bed in your bed? Yes? In my bed
always impresses me. Always. I don't fall as long asleep
on the couch is fun as it happens, But then
(01:24):
I get so sad and you have to do the move.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Oh yeah, yeah, and so I can't.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Yeah, I always want to sleep in the big open room.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
I mean maybe that's what works out for the for
for like, I don't know, I know, but I think
if even if I had a mansion with a massive master, true,
it would still like there's just something about bedroom. I
don't know, it depends. I just like, yeah, there's I
like sleeping in like the room.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Do you like fucking in your bedroom? Or is that
too normal for you too? And we're not cutting it
because your dad listens. Bitch, that was the grossest I
sleep on an ice pack, By the way, what do
you mean?
Speaker 1 (02:16):
I just realized you probably didn't know that because I
was like, well, you know, ice pack under the deck constantly,
the extent to which ice packs are part of my
since when health mental health, which you never.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Mentioned ice packs this whole time. Okay, so there's no
ic in here okay where I live? No wait, wait,
what you heard me, Jacqueline. No, so some units have it.
Mine doesn't. No central, but you have a thing no no,
no window unit. Okay, hold on, let me explain. So, so.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
The building is built in such a way that it
keeps cool, okay, in the dark overall, the dark of July. Okay,
if you have a boldness to speak of the darkness
the record break, he can't be experienced as such. Wow,
so it can get a little warm the last couple
(03:20):
of days, and I did something revolutionary, Chris, Chris wasn't here,
by the way, I've tanked in the absence of.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
A partner, tanked interesting, realized in what regard exactly Well,
I was already on a downward slope.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Okay, by the way, yeah, yeah, yeah, I am diminished. Okay,
I'm diminished. And language affects, you know, the body. So
I don't want to do too much of that.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Do you want to talk about being diminished less? You
become too.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Much more diminished than the signals to the brain. But yeah,
so in general, this has nothing to do with the heat, Okay.
I one of the only comforts.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Is a gel ice? Pat or not a gel I
have a series of them. I have the headache hat.
I have this other one that was like to go
under and run your foot that I repurposed for under
my neck. And you know, there's usually always one in
the freezer, So laying down in the middle of the day,
(04:26):
but throwing an ice pack under the neck. Okay, I'm
just trying to explain, say something. Okay, it's different than
just laying down. It feels active, like there's something going on,
doing something. Also, you know, I sleep horribly position wise,
you know, on my stomach, with my neck cranked upwards
towards fucking.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Towards the gods. Yeah, the stomach. We always talked about this,
so I don't needed to get into it. But when
the stomach hits the mattress, feels so good to regress. No,
I know, just that that infant state. Oh do they
sleep on their stomach? Yeah right, I can love it
down there.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Versus staring up upward at their sort of mobile.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Difference of the gods. Yeah, and the mobile.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
And the the dancing through the air.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
What about what about?
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Sorry?
Speaker 1 (05:20):
But what about like I feel like I see this
in television shows a lot, like the modernist mobile.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Like the Alexander calder infant.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Yeah, yeah, that's like yeah, it's like it's like, well,
why are we putting like a little bird when like
when we could just have a floating us like section
of a yeah, when we get a pyramid a sphere
like my child. I just want to introduce to design
principles and simple machines and and it's like wooden colorless.
(05:51):
I've seen that and it like future. Yeah, you know mobiles.
Am I pronouncing that right? So no?
Speaker 2 (06:00):
No, And I'm like mobile mobile, oh wait, mobile mobile mobile, automobile,
mobile mobile mobile. God, I love you, I love our
little chats on here. Can I just take a second.
I miss you. I on good dinner with you. B Yeah,
I know.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
I asked for Jars text numbers so that I could
direct access. Had a horrible manicure yesterday, just to what
do you do with the bad womans?
Speaker 2 (06:30):
You know, hate getting manicures, hate getting petticures, hate going
in there, hate putting them through it, hate putting myself
through it, hate the whole thing. But I do it
time and time again, the Femi labor that I have
been forced into and continue to find great comfort and
ultimately for the ways others labor at my femme fucking feet.
But listen this manicure because I keep my nails extremely short,
(06:52):
and a man was doing my manicure, which I always
worry about. Really, to be honest, I go the opposite
a little bit. Yeah, I just I'm like, you know,
I just am.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
A practitioner without any baggage to this manicure.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
He could not figure out why my nails were so
short and why I wanted them so short. I don't
think you want to know, honey. Yeah, And I just like, there, no,
but it looks like a fourth grader, did I mean?
Speaker 1 (07:22):
No, like the polish itself. I can't see you're all pixels.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Fuck, I want you to be able to see it.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
But it is the polish itself bad.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Yeah, it's like it's just not And I told him,
I was like, please don't, please, don't cut my cuticles.
Oh yeah, you know, and then that that was the
whole thing. And then but it looks and again also
part of it's my fault, because you know what, No,
it's not. I'm going to say that it's actually not
my fault. Why would it be my fault? I look, no, no,
I just I'm looking down right now, and it's like
(07:50):
I want to almost take the polish off because it
looks like I had like my kniece over and we
were having a little fun play date, and like it
looks the polish is sort of on the queticles. No yeah, yeah,
and like it's like I want to send you a
picture so that so that you can react. This is
fun and he was really sweet and we were we
were hitting it off so and so I wasn't going
(08:12):
to go something, God, look at this fucking manicure. Way, No,
this is actually anyway expensive manicure.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Okay, this is this is Okay, I need, I need, Okay,
I get, I feel indicated. Okay, okay, let me just
think a minute. I need the people to understand your bubbles.
You have, bubbles are there, but it's not a gel.
It's not a gel. It's power polish, which is like
mechanic or whatever. Oh there are some bubbles, you're right,
a lot of bubbles.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
I know, I'm right. This is so bad.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
I think I'm my index middle and some are okay,
just bubbles rising and rising, drying. So so it's as
if you know whatever, and then let's see here. Okay,
I think you were being punished. Okay, I think you
were being punished for saying no cuticle cutting. Therefore they
(09:09):
slapped it across your cuticles.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Yeah, like being.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Like, well, if I can't get these out of the way,
I guess I'll paint over them like a like a
door knob.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, totally, yeah, totally. You know, the cuticles
weren't crazy out of control or anything. No, but then also, yeah,
what else do you see, because you know what, I'm
also seeing the nail, the nail itself, he didn't really
file it, like you know. I was like, yeah, you
could just file them a little to make them a
little more round. And I'm looking at them up close here,
(09:40):
and I'm like, well that didn't happen, and so this
manicure now, yeah, I have a worse hand. I went
in with a better hand.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
The ragged edges all around. Yes, the nail or the issue.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
People might be trying to picture like I don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Like like, of course, the poly there's polish on your fingers, yeah,
like you know, I mean, I mean like it's not
like there's big blank spots.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
It's actually app the opposite.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
It's like it looks like like I tried to do
my I've never had the patience, Okay, and I try.
I do not have the patience to paint my nails
and have them properly dry and the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
I can't.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
I've never once achieved it. Okay, that you don't mind.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
That's what's hard.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
I'm like, like, if I did that, I'd be like
walking around thinking, I'm I can do it.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
I can do a better home manicure than this. And
so that pink you chose, What do you think about it?
It's it's pinker than I would almost expect from you. Really,
I would expect if you. Yeah, the exquisite work on
the toes.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Really, she did beautiful, Oh, beautiful work.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
So same color if you were me, Yeah, same color,
So if you were me, because honey, I'm gonna tell
you fucking right now how much that costs. Because again,
I hate gettingone else done. I like going to this
place because I'm true. What is this set up?
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Is this about like I'm going to give you the price?
Speaker 1 (10:58):
No, I know, but you're giving this except like again,
I hate getting meals and you're trying to some way
legitimize like the fact that you go to a place
is expensive.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Is that's about them? I think you're right. I heard
you doing something. So that's a forty five dollars manicicure.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
I mean, it's that's fucking it's it's pretty shocking.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
So what do I do?
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Like it's peeling up on the side. It's it's the bubbles,
like I'm embarrassed. Bubbles on the forefinger are like laughable,
Like I mean, like those are some bubbles. Those are
like a can of coke, you.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Know what I mean. Yeah, I'm a little bit like,
I mean, what do you do you think I don't
want to get him cause I'm going I mean, I'm
not going to do course, I'm gonna fucking do anything. Yeah,
what am I gonna do? Go in there and be
like yeah, because if I call and go, hey, I
gotta get my forty five back. This is too crazy.
They're gonna look in the thing, see the system, see
him and go They're going to be head him in
(11:53):
the street. You know. It's just like I can't. I can't.
I can't do that. So it's it's fine. Ultimately, it's
not a big deal, but it is it is shocking
to look down and see I mean, and I might
take it off.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
This is the place closest to you kind of thing
or no.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
No, I like this place. I drive fifteen minutes. What
in my car? Yeah, will you name it? Or no?
Speaker 3 (12:13):
Bella heres there? Bellicures?
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Why not? And and did you hear about it from
a friend? There a chain? This far bellicure, bellic here
is a chain. I like it because they have they
have comfy chairs. I like that you sit in the
big comfy chair. I guess that's it. Just keep revolving
during that one thing. Yeah, you're just in the chair.
(12:35):
And then usually they'll have like someone on your hands,
someone at your feet. They're very fast.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
I mean the answer, well, no, this isn't the answer. Actually,
well it kind of is.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
You know.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
I was just talking about this with someone. Why don't
they give manicures and petticure's dentist because you're lying there anyway.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
It would be one of my favorite. Chelsea Peretti had
a joke or it was like a maybe it was
a twitter or something. It was a twitter, it was
a tweet or something where she was like, I wish
you could get your nails out of Cedar Sinai, meaning
a hospital for those who aren't alcohol, which is so
brilliant because I agree. It's like I want does she
mean it's a medical it's a medical because of san Yeah,
(13:16):
because not yeah yeah yeah, and to be put under
for one Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
I wish I could go to the dentist once a
week and they clean me and you're good for a week. Yeah,
instead of twice daily. It's too much.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
I just ordered.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Like another toothbrush to try to utilize novelty to inspire excitement.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
A toothbrushing hour.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
What kind of toothbrush? Just like some oral lecky Yeah,
like oral b.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
See.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
I was talking about this recently, ask brush.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Well, I'm sure I've brought this up on poog, but
like in TV movies, rich people almost never use an
electric toothbrush.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
They're like, I've never heard you say this. This is interesting.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
It's like I last night I did that thing, like
you know, like when you have a shared point, like
like something you're with someone who knows your thing about
that and so you don't have to say anything, you
just go brush. Yeah, I have that was like you know,
it would be like these people that have the highest tech,
it's almost like the mobile, Like it's like they're there
(14:28):
with like this wooden toothbrushes, Like I think what it
is is that mechanical electric can become comical. Like you
can't have a dramatic like scene like I'm just like
right right, like when you're gonna have one of those, because.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
The hand has to stop. You have to be brushing
your teeth in the in the you have to be
looking at your partner in the mirror, going where were you? Yeah?
And then they go, I told you, I went after work,
I went.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
To which within like just say you actually, and they
stopped the button every time brush very funny. You were
like you were like, so where you were? Like where
were you? And then you wait for them anson and
why wait? The electric toothbrush though I was I was
(15:24):
with a friend.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Was a dear friend? Sexless? Well, that's for sure, but no.
But here's the thing. It becomes a toilet for your
mouth because it gets so because I've had an electric toothbrush,
the toothpaste pouring down, calcifying that was the toothpaste. Oh Jesus,
I mean there fucking is, and it's so repulsive and
just and it gathers around, it gathers around, melts down
(15:48):
the rims underneath. When you turn it over, you look
in the hole, you go, oh.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Great, discussing it is, Oh, well, a toilet I researched.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Two weeks ago.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
I went out a research path on toothbrush sanitizers. Okay,
I became obsessed with then I then I be log
toothbrush no any okay it it They have these units.
This is like such an Amazon type product that you
just go can this be real? And you're like, like,
(16:22):
You're like, basically, I'm suckered by.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
I believe in innovation.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
So when you are as of.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
Something someone said, who in your life loved innovation the most?
I would say you without any doubt.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
So like, okay, I will like the like the as
seen on TV type product. I will go genius okay,
And I'll go like I tend to believe the innovator
over the traditionalist.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
I'm like, I have a belief that everyone's just doing
the old way because it's the old way, right, So
I will often go with the unproven wild card of
the innovation and then not all you know, sometimes to
deletearious effects, you say that it's strows. Are you freaking serious?
(17:15):
It can't be it that's t R I O U
s if so. But I think it's like delaeious, like deletrious.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
I think I've been saying it. I think I'm saying it.
Oh my god, deletrious. Listen to fucking me. Cut it.
Cut it from the app.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
You were fine thing, but diligitious.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
No, I can't hear anything. Okay, I want you able
to hear this because it's fun. How do I do that?
It's in my betting deleterious. I know how to do
a hang on, hang on my best bet.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
I can't think of anything that would make say again,
what's your bet? My bet is dilatious, delirious, jesusous, deleterious, deleterious, deleterious. Yes,
I got it in the last one.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Again. So I I can't believe I said delatrious.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
You think you've been saying deltrious for years? Allowed, I don't.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Say it a lot delatious. Truth. I think it's something.
I don't think it's ever maybe come out of my mouth,
I guess just forever. Well, it's an email, it's something. Well.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
The other thing is like it's a word that you're
likely being a bitch if you're saying it.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Yeah. Yeah. And so if you were saying wild undercutting,
yeah yeah. Are you open to being a part of
(18:44):
a small this isn't even for air, But would you
want to be in a small reading group with me?
Speaker 1 (18:52):
A small reading group? Yeah, I guess highly curated personalities
like caper Lance. Oh to be curated by camber Land.
Oh to be selected for a dinner. Oh you do
not suffer fools? No, No, now.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
Eight, but I eight stay home alone. As my version
of curation, I say, no one.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
I'm talking about maybe seven people we read we read
it gonnen.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Yeah, I think, I think, I mean, I'm struggling happen
And for me, I think what works with reading is
it's like a little trough. The books are a little
trough set around the house, sit down well, sure, no,
but I meant. I meant they're full of a little liquid.
And when I sit down by it, I sip a little,
(19:48):
a little here and there. Maybe sometimes I just I mean,
that's why I can't really clean up, because I have
to have the books lying within reach. Oh so no, okay,
There's been a lot, and I'll have to there's been
a lot to discuss, Like I spent the week, basically
a recluse, tempting to clean and failing partner gone for
(20:10):
a week, and I moved furniture yesterday. It got to
a point where I was like explaining why moving furniture
is the only thing that serves my mental health and
that it must be respected, and that it almost doesn't
matter where it goes, it just must be moved.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
The visual.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
I become blind to the visual after a while, okay,
of my home or of anything. Okay, when everything's in
this one place, it becomes meaningless and my brain doesn't
process it because that hasn't changed, right.
Speaker 3 (20:43):
It's like I can't see it if it's not moving.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
So then I'm trapped in my own brain with no
essentially no visual input. I'm that used to the visual input, okay,
And so then I'm just trapped in my own brain
like I might.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
As well be in sheer darkness. So are you saying
you become so desensitized to the static objects, yes, okay,
that I no longer see them okay, uh huh.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
And the clutter also, okay, So then the clutter and
the add hell, okay, I believe the brain, my brain
whatever must become blind to it, to focus on anything,
and to tolerate it, to make it not a bunch
of shit on a desk but just a series of
(21:27):
colors in that part of the room. Right, Yeah, So
there's a coping mechanism of not seeing shit, and then
that takes me all the way to darkness and talk
about a noonday demon. Okay, you're a fully lit room. Yeah,
and you're mentally alone. So I started moving furniture around,
as you know, and I'm one of the great moving
(21:49):
furniture around people. People have a belief you can't do
it alone.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Right, totally you can't. Oh well, by the way, I'm
gonna say you fucking can, because I changed my life.
I moved There was a did I talk about some pook?
I moved my bed. It was funny. It was the
thing that I was like, I'm not going to talk
about it on poo because it's so personal, and I did. Okay, right,
so classic me going, what am I going to do?
Move my fucking bed alone across the room. I'm gonna
(22:13):
have to move this chest of drawers. The easiest thing
in the world. I you know, I do shove, shove, shove. Well,
you know what the you know the T word towels. Okay,
I put you put towels down on the corners and
then you scoot it.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
See I bought, I at times have ordered and then
they are under most of my things. These furniture slides
because innovation.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
You know when I did that, when I moved the cabinet,
chest of drawers, I moved the bed, you felt me. God,
I felt like a fucking god. And guess what. It
set me on a fucking path. Moving my own bed
changed my life. Yeah, setting you on a new path. Yes,
we did talk about some poog the power of the
furniture move the energy that becomes that becomes that moves
(22:56):
around since I was a teen, and those were some
of the the bookshelves in my rooms a kid, like
there's heavy duty.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
I used to stand on them. I used to like
climb up on them to like move things on top
of them.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
And it was.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
Some of the yeah we know this, we talked about it.
But like the dangers I get into.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
When moving things around, where there was a moment where
I was like I was holding my TV with like
a pinky finger and like the side of my knee, okay,
trying to move it and anyway, it was just just
a crazy high risk experience, high risk behavior in this
with this vision and also like refusing to fully Well,
(23:37):
here here's another thing.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
I don't take things off the shelves to move the shelves.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Wow. Yeah, you love to risk it, you love to risk.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
So I so I have open shelves against the wall, right,
open bookcase. I go, burrow, actually shocking, Okay. So downstairs,
so I go, all right, what's actually leaning against the wall?
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Right?
Speaker 3 (24:01):
What is using the wall as its backbone?
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Here in this empty open shelf, you know, the books
go and we'll see it looks like they're kind of
free standing. So I started to pull the shelf and
basically see what shakes loose?
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Okay? Or see what I hear?
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Start to tip left and right, and a product and
a glass bottle l fell shattered.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
It's hard to lose a glass product.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Now, yes, you're gonna break some things, okay, but it's
worth it to me. And then the other thing I
do is they don't clear the floor. So you know,
like that little game where we have to move the
pieces around, but you move them around in a little square.
The squares have to move around inside the bigger square,
and it's like, oh god, it's a little plastic game.
So I move furniture like that. So I shoved something
(24:50):
over here, I scoot the thing past it, but I
only move it over just enough for that one furniture
piece to squeeze through it, just barely, and then everything
has to move. I know that if I took the
time to clear the floor first, right right right, But
I want the immediate satisfaction of change of shoving the
thing into the place and seeing so it went everywhere,
(25:12):
things moved everywhere. I threw out some stuff I had to.
I wrestled with throwing out my ice cream maker. It's
still it's still inside the home, Okay. Because I became convinced,
I'm like, I'm not really making ice creams anymore because frankly,
the marketplace is provided. Yeah, like Rubbell ice cream. I
don't need to make my own sugar ice cream. It's
(25:34):
out there. But then I was like, wait, frozen drinks.
I've heard something about using the ice cream maker for that.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Ooh for opinia.
Speaker 3 (25:42):
Yeah, I made when yesterday was tried to sort of
made one yesterday.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
It failed. It tried to make it into.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
A I swear to freaking virgin proteins.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
It was disgusting. It's high summer. I'm getting my frozen
pinia with you. I'm coming over for my kidopinia.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Yes, I got a on the basin that goes inside
the free the frame. But the thing is, because the
alcohol doesn't freeze, it keeps it from freezing. Then it
then when you pour that in there, it keeps it
from turning into ice cream.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
Genius. Genius.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
So I felt like shit, I can't get rid of
it that There's been a lot to discuss, and I'm.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Not I'm feeling a lot of joy, exuberance, hope, and
I'm feeling a lot of pleasure seeing your face and
that I miss you, you love missing me.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
I really, I really must be pulled from the home.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
I'm going to pull you the fuck out. I can't wait.
I'm going to pull you out. I'm going to pull
you out. Realistically. Let's look at the calendar. You're changed,
and I ask why, calves? You know, it seems like this.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Where's my high school calf? I ask, something's changed? Sorry,
I just was looking at my calf and displeased.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
You know what I want? Remember that that lingerie we
got hungry. What you're so hungry? Yeah? Shit, I think
I'm a little hungry too. Actually, can you believe us?
I'm gonna go to the I hate to say this
trigger warning going to the gym. Wow, I fell off
my practice. It's fine, you have to. That's what makes
(27:23):
it a practice. You leave your return.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
It's practice well articulated.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
And yet you know it's when I need at the mouse, okay,
that I don't feel like doing it, and I know
I need to treat it like a like a like
a pill it has I do not fuck around.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
I take my pills.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
I do my exercise, but you know, I just like depressively,
like quit after fifteen like like just like I am diminished.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
Okay, Yeah, yeah, that's what it is. And I think
you seem you seem good to me though, Well I'm cheery.
I'm gonna come pull you out though. Well, you and
I do. We've got our standards, mall and jar. But
what about what about you? What I else I want
to do?
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Just come over and sit on the port what Oh
I thought you were gonna say, go to that place.
Pause you've been referencing about.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Oh, and by the way, pause, hey, pause, if you're listening,
I want a voucher. Where's my voucher? I want to
come in yeah with you? Oh, that's what we're going
to do. Vouchers. I never trust a voucher to be
I do mean, if it's free, a free voucher for
us to come in and do side by side.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Found in a wallet, We get in the suite together
business no longer just Apple wallet.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
Yeah, and we do sauna cold plunge. We fucking what's it?
Calling me power circuit? Whatever?
Speaker 1 (28:42):
People get powers getting into that pool that ice called
plunge pool and talking ourselves through it.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
What's wild?
Speaker 2 (28:50):
I know?
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Wait, there was something I was gonna tell you. Oh yeah,
the deepest breath. I watched this documentary about free diving.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Oh scary.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
It's the rain.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
And to be clear, this is not swimming to walk
with animals.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
This is a line, a cable descending straight down through
the water down to one hundred meters. They're on a
carabiner attached to that attached to that cable.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
Free diving means no gear, no scuba, no scuba.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
So deep breath and then they swim down the line.
They get a little tag proven they made it down
to one hundred meters and they swim back up.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
Okay, along the line.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
There's safety divers along the way that meet them sort
of like halfway and to seventy five percent mark as
they're coming back up.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Because they're coming back up is where the problem has happened.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Oh Jesus, because and your lungs have shrunk down to
the size of an orange, or maybe they're already an orange.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
And this is must come quiet. I don't know. Yeah,
but it's it's it's it's this sport.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
It's entirely about breath holding and still moving while breath holding,
and then they get to the surface and a lot
of times they black out right before hitting the surface,
and the safety divers grab them by the neck and swim.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
Them up and all of this. Why, well, this is
the thing.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
It actually made me really respect Tennis. Oh okay, because
I go, I'm sorry, I refuse to believe in the
passion of the free diver risking their life the whole thing. Okay,
I could get behind tolerate the free diver that loves
to go down amidst the ocean life.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
And they're there, they just that is where they're meant
to be.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
And they want to see the seals and the yeah,
to just go down a cable.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
I'm sorry to be rude to be able to suport,
but I put my time and I watched the dock.
I felt the feelings, okay, I cried for them get holding.
And then I find myself asking why, okay, why not
going to an oxygen depleted room and you're jumping jacks
until you pass out.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
Right right right? Yeah, you can get high in other ways. Yeah,
it's you need to watch well. By the way, we've
talked about the rescue on this program. You yes, you
need to.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
You actually need to watch this.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
It's called the Davist breath and okay.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
The safety part of the sport is that when you
come up on the cable, you know, and they to
pull yourself up and hold yourself like a foot able
of the water by the cable, and you have to
say to the judges, I am okay, and then they
judge if you are no, no, that's why they give
you a white card and they go, you know, you
did it one hundred and you go I am okay, yeah,
(31:45):
and you freeze and some of them issue pass out. Yeah,
you know during the I am okay.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
I am okay, that being the kind of like the
speech Act that solidifies that you're okay. It's bizarre. Yeah,
not to get into speech act theory.
Speaker 3 (32:00):
No, no, I'm all I want to talk about is speech?
Speaker 2 (32:03):
What's the book how to Do Things with words? With
what it is? To not know is humiliating for me?
Speaker 3 (32:08):
No, I don't know, but uh yeah for the example, yeah,
oh wait, Austin.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
Write it in school.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
Yeah, and then the foundational texts wife and Husband. Isn't
it wife and husband who studied like the metaphor of emotion?
I don't know, like it was like boy did I
go I remember like end of the year reading his
paper about maybe it was there.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
I think it was their work. I don't know, I
forget now, but.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Emotion, the metaphor of emotion, like you know, anger, boiling
over whatever, like and you start to go like, wait,
what are emotions like? Like did we define them according
to these metaphors? And and they're as like I mean
we've defined like anger versus sadness versus whatever, like I
don't know, like like whatever anyway, But once you get
(32:55):
into like wait, take me back, because there's something I
wanted to say about free diving.
Speaker 3 (32:59):
Okay, you return, I'm okay, Oh yeah, I'm okay.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
Oh yeah. Speech act?
Speaker 3 (33:03):
What is the primo example of speech act that you
were given in school?
Speaker 2 (33:08):
Okay? One kind of kind of the classic is I
do getting married and I say I do, and then
that becomes because the informativity of language, right, and the
wmativity people do something constantly misuse the word performative. I
fine with it even become a colloquialism. No, and I
do it just to relate, you have to, but it's
(33:30):
it's misused constantly performativity.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
Language relates to you now, I mean, and I know
you are very well aware. Absolutely a constant state of decay.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
But performativity, yeah, it's that's when language actually does something
in the world, and an acts something.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
Right literally, And this is not a this is not
a Lucy goosey idea of like words are powerful, like
that's about.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
Where the saying of it is in the core of law.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
Any vow probably, yeah, But the example I was wondering
if you were going to have the same example that
I was taught, which was I dub THEE Sir Paul McCartney, okay, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
The nighting.
Speaker 3 (34:13):
You know, yeah, I dub thee I want you to watch.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
I want you to watch the documentary because I want
to talk about free diving for two years.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
Okay, great, I want to. This is really up my alley.
Also because cave if anyone has any recommendations cave diving, spelunking,
because what did I watch years ago? I watched a
documentary on cave diving and the thing that was so
terrifying to me that I think about probably twice a month,
and I think I've talked about it on poog. I'm
sorry everyone, is that when these cave divers are diving,
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you become so disorienting, disoriented that you think you're reaching
the surface and you're going deeper. And that's how people
perish because they go, there's the surface, I'm swimming, I'm
almost there. Yeah, oh my god, I'm almost there, and
you're going deeper. And I just repeated myself, but I
had to because is one of the most terrifying images
(35:04):
and there's such emotional relevance to that feeling.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
Right, it comes up in the dock, the issue of
down in this one thing called the blue hole. I
think it's called the blue hole that has claimed more
death than Everest whatever, because people just go and you
know they don't respect it. But there's an area where
it looks like you have to respect It looks like
there's light, oh no, and you think you're swimming to
(35:28):
the light of the surface, but actually going into like
a cave.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
I emerging. I really hate that.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
You know what, We're going to send you a commercial
break because we're gonna have to leave for a second
and then come back.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
Bye. Guys. Enjoy freaks. Hi, we're back.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
We're back. If there's a break and energy, folks, it's
because yes, we took an hour.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
Okay, it happens. Things absolutely take place.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
I look cool right now because I do look cool.
Just the way I just hurried to put the headphones on.
I did it over the hair instead of pulling the
hair back from behind the ear. It looks like it's
the sixties and I'm a decision studio. You're recording live,
you know what? I know element no, what's in there?
During the break, I made a bovine cock slash coffee
(36:28):
slash ice blended it up running up here the armor.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
I got a class drum from someone saying I bought
Armora because of you. So armor, this is a formal.
Speaker 3 (36:38):
Plea second formal second, one second formal Please you heard nothing.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
People are purchasing armor due to book. So you know
what I'm drinking. So this is something that ordinarily and
I would like to know, and I would like everyone,
is there a bottled protein shake that is worth that
is worth it? Meaning you know, it makes sense, it's
good complex carbs, whatever the fuck? I don't know. So
this thing, here's the thing. What is this?
Speaker 1 (37:01):
Nineteen ninety eight k complex carbs can't save you, honey,
and better than it's better than pure sugar.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
Okay, go on, Well, yeah, so I got I picked
this up at Airwon in a moment of emergency. So
I look at this and it says non dairy protein
shake and open face twenty grams of protein refrigerator. This
is I guess, oh when yeah, open face refrigerator. This
brand almost impossible to say or to understand. O w
y N. Yeah, this is a very I don't know
(37:29):
about this. But then so I drinking it. I'm drinking it,
and I'm going, okay, I just kind of look at
it really quickly. I'm like, who fucking carries it? Chocolate.
I'm drinking it's nice, twenty grams of protein. Okay, But
then we flip to the back and we go, hmm,
pea protein carry's out on pea protein. Well, there we go.
This is the question. I see pumpkin seed protein, I
get excited. I see flax soil, I get excited. Yeah,
(37:50):
but I see peat protein, I go oh oh. And
then here we have the big.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
Bomb, big organic cane sugar or something.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
Yep, you knew it right in the middle. Wait, was
it literally.
Speaker 3 (37:59):
Organic cane sugar? Yes, you're crazy, it's exactly what.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
It's four grams, fucking four grams not you know, yeah,
it's just it's just a fucking laugh.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
I'm not trying to consume nu.
Speaker 3 (38:12):
Organic restaurant blah blah blah sugar.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
And then the rest we've got here, I mean, listen,
they're dropping another bomb here. Natural flavors could mean anything.
It's like fragrance and an ingredients list. They can literally
put like shit in it, and sometimes they do. It.
Wasn't that the whole thing?
Speaker 1 (38:30):
That oil, vanilla, some vanilla or something, or like a
secretion from like gretion from the I think the test. Yeah,
you wish it was worse. It was like seahorses scrolled
them or something.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
Natural flavor is not happy to see that. And then
we have here guargum. Uh oh, now I always forget. Oh,
I get confused because xanthem gum is something. Imagine naming
a child's anthem would be nice. Okay, xanthem gum I've
purchased in bulk.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
Oh yeah, you're a little freak, I know, to picking
up something, some confoction of yours. Yes, like I was
yearning for xanthem today.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
That's going.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
I need frappuccino level f off. I mean, do you
ever did you ever have a fucking.
Speaker 2 (39:17):
Like I went?
Speaker 1 (39:17):
I used to doppuccino middle Yeah, exactly. They're delicious, caramel
frappuccino after school. Oh my god, Mom picking me up
us chatting the best time in my life. A couple
of girls, some with whipped cream, and how good it is.
Speaker 2 (39:31):
Yeah, when you have whipp cream at the whipp c
the drizzle and the straw and you're spooning out the
whip cream in your whole life ahead of you.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
Actually I did it last week or two weeks ago
in an airport. Okay, I got as you know, it's
me just going I deserve, you know, so I deserve
to deserve to know, not like I deserve a caramel frap,
but I just live, like like to sit down, look
at the ingredients. It was a mobile order, so I
(40:00):
have to face them when I put together something more elaborate.
The mobile order sets you up to do it. It's
like you can build anything on there right right, You're free.
There's some issues in the interface, but put it together.
It's like Espresso put a little half and half in there,
a sugar free vanilla one pump. You know, if there
was a half pump, i'd choose it, but there isn't.
And then and then I said, whipped cream through that
(40:25):
on top, because that is real pleasure. And it's it's
a sugar in it, but it's fabulous. So I want
to go back to this protein shake really quickly.
Speaker 3 (40:34):
Because I actually kept don't make me like I want
to live in it.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
I want to just stay with it. Please. Here's the
thing that is the most upsetting ingredient.
Speaker 3 (40:41):
WI I guess yeah, we think what would caper lamp
be the most upset about?
Speaker 2 (40:48):
We already the natural flavors. I mean, this thing is
not good for you. I'm sorry, I'm reading. I'm like
this is this is like give it to me sunflower. Oh,
here comes the alarms lectin. I don't sunflower oils as
we know literally cause rapid define of health, murder from
(41:09):
the inside. Really like.
Speaker 3 (41:12):
Flower oil, any of the flowers or an issue.
Speaker 2 (41:16):
No, you don't want an oil. The oil. You don't
want to be doing that. The only oil you want
to be consuming like that.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
Ever, remember olive oil, avocado, right.
Speaker 2 (41:25):
Yeah, coconut, but anything else We're basically in fucking canola
oil land folks, which, by the way, what is that again?
Like what's it made from? Like roundup liquefied? I don't know,
I'm forgetting, but it's bad.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
Yeah, it's like watch this.
Speaker 2 (41:41):
I watched this video that Instagram fed me. Very on
brand for me was it's freaking Mark Bittman prattling on
as I love about uh McDonald's he New York Times
toast the town.
Speaker 3 (41:58):
He might made to say something about the Times.
Speaker 2 (42:00):
Okay, great, get into that. But he's talking about McDonald's
and their use what kind of potato they use in
their fries, which is that we're all familiar with the
classic russet potato. But McDonald's has really strict rules around
potatoes with no blemishes, and the only way to get
the blemish is out is with a certain kind of
what's it called, like, Oh, it's so bad, it's fucking crazy.
(42:22):
It's like, what's the word I'm looking for? A pesticide?
Is it a pesticide? It's something. So here's what's crazy.
What they spray the crops with for the potatoes is
so highly toxic that the farmers who who work the
land won't even set foot on the land for five days,
and then when they do, they wear full like gas masks.
(42:43):
And then the potatoes, once they're harvested, have to go
to a like airplane hanger where they are literally off gased, no,
because they're not fit for like to be around consumption
or even to like stand around for heroes air plane hanger,
so boeing is you have to say, yeah, yeah, so
they have to off flap bit and then you eat
(43:04):
them and then they turn into the most delicio most
beautiful ever beaten the McDonald's fry. It's funny, I mean
sometimes I like to just because McDonald's never was was
never what I did I did a lot of taco
bells a kid, but McDonald's was never in my rotation.
I used to get the ice cream at McDonald's, but
(43:25):
the food itself.
Speaker 1 (43:26):
All of it is absolutely delicious. I do prefer a
Burger King, I won't lie. Yeah, the flame grilled Burger
King probably oper technically to the Big Mac, but Big Mac.
Speaker 3 (43:39):
To Bran so I don't even know about I mean, meaningless, dude.
Speaker 2 (43:44):
I actually was tightly inside my own persona, But yeah,
I don't.
Speaker 3 (43:48):
The McChicken sandwich was really good. Never had it you
sent me?
Speaker 1 (43:53):
Oh wait in and out? Really? The New York Times assumed, Yeah,
I have two email addresses signed up to it online?
Speaker 2 (43:59):
Okay, on Earth.
Speaker 3 (44:00):
I see the charges on the credit card stage.
Speaker 2 (44:02):
Oh god, oh god.
Speaker 3 (44:04):
And guess what what literally? To get rid of your
digital subscription, you.
Speaker 2 (44:10):
Have to call? Wow, that's in your say up a phone.
Speaker 1 (44:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (44:18):
Yeah, that's so they're trying to. They're trying to. That's
that's obscene. So they're trying to make it so that
no one canceled.
Speaker 3 (44:25):
No you cannot, you cannot.
Speaker 1 (44:27):
Uh. So there's that. And then.
Speaker 3 (44:31):
Wait, you're smooth. I want to talk about your protein
smooth if for saying.
Speaker 1 (44:34):
I know it.
Speaker 2 (44:34):
Okay. So there's a protein smooth that I'm more curious
about that I've had, which is I think it's cooler.
I want to look it up because I would love
them to send free items.
Speaker 3 (44:41):
I mean, these are all refrigerated, right, yes, these ones
that you're getting.
Speaker 2 (44:45):
Oh sorry, it's coya. I don't know how to pronounce it,
but it's oh.
Speaker 1 (44:47):
Yeah, k o I A.
Speaker 2 (44:48):
And that's a proud. Let's look at the ingredients. Let's
go fucking crazy. I'm pulsating with enthusiasm right now. I'm
very excited. Okay, here we go, Here we fucking go.
Hm hmmmmmmm hmm. I just want to say, first of all,
it's hard, okay, whatever, let me just read what we
have here. This is for I guess the vanilla one.
Speaker 1 (45:09):
Almons furious right now because I'm drinking water down espresso
because I blended it up with ice and thought I'll
run upstairs and start and the ice will hold, the
ice crystals.
Speaker 2 (45:17):
Will hold, and I'm just it's it's just not holding.
Speaker 1 (45:21):
No, And so now it's just sort of iced Americano
with with colosstrum foam at the top.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
I put the right in my mouth as usual this morning. Now, okay,
so listen to this, not this milk. This is their vanilla.
I know. This is their vanilla bean protein drink ingredients,
almond milk. Okay, I'm fine, not organic. Don't love that,
but we're gonna move on the Koya Proprietary protein blend,
which they say is brown rice protein and pea protein.
(45:51):
Chickpea protein. I'm not on all four as excited.
Speaker 3 (45:54):
But chick, I'm like what, I'm like, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (45:58):
Yeah, yeah, chicken, fine with that. He comes here it
comes the big bomb, organic cane sugar laugh killing me, folks,
Here comes another bomb.
Speaker 1 (46:10):
By the way, they're saying cane sugar, cane, just to
try to make it be like it's a crop.
Speaker 2 (46:15):
It's a crop.
Speaker 1 (46:16):
Green washing.
Speaker 2 (46:17):
Yeah. Organic, I'm like, oh it's organic. Okay. Natural flavors, No,
we don't want that. Vanilla extract, sure, sunflour fucking like
a thin sea salt. Want fruit extract. And then we've
also got locus being gum fascinating, gallant up gum. We
gotta get serious. You have to make your own smoothies,
(46:38):
is apparently what we all.
Speaker 3 (46:39):
And yet, and yet the recipe still eludes me. All right,
hold on, what is so?
Speaker 1 (46:44):
What does Mark Bittman say you should eat like Hemp
scenes like Mark Bittman, no need bread is the first
thing he says.
Speaker 2 (46:51):
Oh that's fun.
Speaker 3 (46:52):
New York Time's cooking is the article that comes up.
Speaker 1 (46:54):
Oh yeah, which, by the way, my two descriptions don't
don't honor me with cooking. By the way, are you
receiving the Parish Review? Because I am, yes, rules this morning.
Speaker 2 (47:05):
It's so beautiful to receive the Paris Review. I was
reading and art.
Speaker 1 (47:08):
I was reading an interview with poets here and olds,
and I was so proud of myself. Oh my god,
I was sitting there and reading a handheld I was.
Speaker 2 (47:17):
It was a thrill.
Speaker 1 (47:19):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (47:20):
Let's I don't know what am I looking up? What's
the deal with pea protein?
Speaker 1 (47:23):
I mean, okay, so this kutchava that's been coming up,
the one that freaked me out about my athletic greens
and made it sound like, oh right, like your green
powder is just a multi vitamin and a powder and
like that.
Speaker 2 (47:38):
Hmmm. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (47:41):
I just can't I can't get excited about it.
Speaker 2 (47:43):
I sent you a video of myself working out because
you sent me those videos of you doing Tracy So
my first time sending you a video. Thoughts. Always fun
to see you. Now.
Speaker 3 (47:54):
Are you wearing Adam Salmon shorts?
Speaker 1 (47:56):
There?
Speaker 2 (47:57):
These are shorts that I purchased out of pocket. Yeah,
that I actually want to get maybe another pair of
I really like them from I got them there. They're
from freaking Sacks. They were on sale fifth Ave Sacks,
fifth Ave. I gone to sale.
Speaker 3 (48:11):
I think it's maybe even oh oh, breaking mortar is
not dead?
Speaker 1 (48:15):
Are you ready?
Speaker 2 (48:16):
Are you ready?
Speaker 1 (48:17):
Tell me I'm at the grove of course, okay, And
we need to grow date And I go to Williams
Sonoma because I'm tired of squeezing limes.
Speaker 3 (48:28):
The amount of lime juice I need for my my
Margarita's right is a lot.
Speaker 2 (48:32):
Williams oppressively christianed you anti Semitic roots? No, okay, No, No,
Bill's Sonoma.
Speaker 1 (48:43):
Well, I don't know, but you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (48:46):
See it's a gentile haven for sure. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (48:53):
I mean, I'm not sure because I'm not completely tuned
in to kind of like.
Speaker 2 (48:58):
It's just a feeling I have. You know what it is.
It's when I see, it's just a certain aesthetic.
Speaker 1 (49:02):
That is yeah, no, no, I understand that, I just
but I also can see like mother going to Williams
Noma and like getting the cruise.
Speaker 2 (49:10):
Absolutely absolutely.
Speaker 1 (49:14):
So I'm in there and I'm standing there staring at
two you know, handheld just lime squeezers. Right, yeah, one
is like lemon and lime, you know, such a squeezer.
One looks familiar. It's bright yellow. Okay, I've got that,
and it's sort of just metal and heavy and feel more.
(49:35):
This one is likely yeah, the yellow colors, yeah, yeah,
like what is this doing paint? Yeah, so I'm looking now,
I'm going this looks classic and familiar. So maybe this
is the one next to it. It's like I was
saying about innovation, right, sucker for innovation. I'm like, the
one next to it looks like it's just got more
shit going on and looks less classic. So I'm both
(49:57):
called to it because it just has more happening. There's
a cup on the bottom that squeezes it into there's
sort of like two layers of torque. Okay, And I'm
like trying to decide and I'm like, and it's twenty
dollars more and I'm you know, it's double, and I'm
all right.
Speaker 2 (50:11):
I'm like, maybe it's a classic.
Speaker 1 (50:12):
Like I don't want to overpay for a brand i've
never heard of that's got bells and whistles, but they're
cheap bells and whistles, so I decide to keep it
simple and I take the yellow thing to the counter okay,
And the guy is like, I find out Staten Island accent.
Speaker 2 (50:28):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (50:29):
I bring it up to the counter. I'm like okay,
and he's like, can I make a recommendation?
Speaker 2 (50:33):
Ooh I love when you hear that. I go yes.
Speaker 1 (50:36):
I was like, yeah, absolutely please. I was standing like
dying for information over there by the bucket. I was like,
did you see me?
Speaker 2 (50:43):
Did you see me? Anyway?
Speaker 3 (50:44):
Yeah, He's like, that one's trash.
Speaker 2 (50:48):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (50:48):
He was like, shit, I forget what he said. He
didn't say this one's trash. But he goes, he's like,
I got that one and it just broke in half.
Just fuck like the handle just not even popped off
like at a at a joint. It just like shattered
broke okay. And then he goes and I go, is
the other one's good? The other one's better? And he's like, yes, okay,
(51:08):
and he goes, and this is bold.
Speaker 2 (51:10):
You know, love this.
Speaker 1 (51:11):
He goes. He goes, if you see the brand open kitchen, okay,
run for the house.
Speaker 2 (51:16):
Yes, sorry, I got too excited. I'll let you finish.
Speaker 1 (51:19):
No, no, no, okay. He's like, you see the run
open kitchen okay. And I'm like, he goes, well, there's
two things.
Speaker 3 (51:25):
One he goes. He goes, it's one of our brands.
Speaker 2 (51:27):
Okay. I love this from the inside.
Speaker 1 (51:30):
Then you know, okay, from the inside, he's like some
one of our breaths. He's like, they're trying to get
the younger people. It's like, okyeah okay. He's like, they're
trying to they're trying to get the younger people with
the cheaper stuff into Williams so Noma so it's accessible
and then they'll stay for life and buy the more
expensive shit. Is the age okay, fascinating, But this is
what he goes. He goes, he goes, open kitchen. If
(51:50):
you see that, you know you know it's bad. And
he goes, he goes, I call it open casket. No,
oh my god, okay. I was like, brick and mortar.
I mean, how do you not just yeah, I was
losing my fun.
Speaker 2 (52:06):
I was so happy.
Speaker 1 (52:08):
I was dying.
Speaker 2 (52:09):
I was loving it.
Speaker 3 (52:10):
I was like, I can't wait to come back in.
Speaker 2 (52:12):
And then you guys chatted about New York.
Speaker 1 (52:13):
Yes, because he saw my my nine one seven, He
got me. You know, that's how you get broken.
Speaker 2 (52:20):
You make the New York connection.
Speaker 1 (52:21):
By the way, Yeah, if that thing had broke on
me right, like the way he's describing, I just go, oh,
so the nice Williams Sonoma stuff isn't nice?
Speaker 2 (52:30):
Ain't that nice? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (52:32):
And that's what I would have taken away. I wouldn't
have thought open kitchen, the sub brand anyway. It was
just phenomenal we started, you know, it was just it
was everything you could hope for. And I just can't
wait to go back in. I got I got his
full name. I can't wait to get that first name.
Let's get the first name just for fun, can I guess?
Speaker 2 (52:52):
Yeah? Brian, No, I'll give you three more. Okay, Okay, hey,
David Rick, these are excellent guests. But Jason, no, you
know you Okay, just to me, it's like it's it's Paul. Oh,
I love it.
Speaker 1 (53:11):
I love it, Paul. Thank you, Paul, yeah, I mean
his last name. It was just it was great Staten Island.
I think Italian. I think it was a vibe and uh,
you know it was just because you know, I've resented massively.
I believe I've spoken about this. There's a similar and
(53:32):
shadow side of that character that I've come across in Bloomingdale's, Okay,
for example, where it's like I'm trying to buy a toaster,
basic toaster, and I like, find one on the shelf
and that they sell and therefore should stand by. Yeah,
it didn't have the same quality as this guy. It's
it's him saying this isn't good enough. But he's like,
I'm like, this one's good. You go, I'll get you
(53:54):
through the night. And I was like, can you not
like because he wasn't saying it broke or it's shitty
or it's whatever.
Speaker 2 (54:04):
Right, He's just like it's yeah. He's just sort of
saying like, no, you can't get excited about it. Yeah,
and you have to offer an alternative at that point. Yeah,
read me, it seem fascinatory. I'm back on the protein yeh. Which,
by the way, now I understand why it was clearance
at Arawan. That's here. By the way, I'm not trying
to do a hit job. It was like on sale.
(54:25):
It was really marked down. I think it was three
dollars a day. I think it was three dollars and
nine nine cents as opposed to floating and they're never
coming back. Maybe it says, oh, it doesn't have dairy, wheat, gluten, soy, eggs, peanuts, nuts, fish, shellfish, chemicals, fillers. Hey, guys,
guargum is a filler. Yeah, Like what artificial colors, flavors. Well,
(54:49):
you've got natural flavors. It was artificial anyway, We're mad,
and then says sweeteners, no sweeteners, the fuck to calcaine sugar.
Speaker 1 (54:56):
That's a joke. You guys can wake up what the
problem is because they're like, sugar isn't a sweetener? Sugar sugar,
sweeteners are aspartas you see what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (55:07):
Wow's so you could put on.
Speaker 1 (55:10):
A march to the grave, and march to the grave,
march the grave with a with a bag of sugar
under each arm, and on that bag of sugar, it says,
no sweets.
Speaker 3 (55:21):
Just to be fucked like that inside of an airwan,
to be on.
Speaker 2 (55:24):
All fours bent over a console at Arawan getting deep
dicked by this fucking shake that I purchase.
Speaker 1 (55:37):
You're ready to sign up shell out for it? I
mean the thing is I've seen on some because oh
you know what I have been actually uh experimenting with.
Speaker 2 (55:48):
Fuck what's it called? Spoon? No, Chris? I love when
you scream for Chris.
Speaker 3 (56:00):
That new drink we've been drinking boon, Oh, swoon, swoon.
I knew it wasn't spoon or boon, but swoon, Okay.
Speaker 1 (56:09):
And it's it's sweetened with something and it's I don't know,
it's working for me, it's doing it's doing something I've
been drinking so much, Celsius just spoon. Oh oh, and
it's not something you're gonna be interested in. I mean,
it's just a drink to change it up for those
of us who can't, you know, get excited about water.
Speaker 2 (56:27):
I need you off, care about you too much, and
yet you can't name what's the problem with it? True? Okay?
Well this was fun.
Speaker 1 (56:36):
I love you, Love you bye.
Speaker 2 (56:43):
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Hi, I'm kateer Lance, I'm Jacqueline Novaka.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
And this is poog, an ongoing conversation about wellness between
two obsessive fresh.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Two untamable intellects. This is our hobby, This is our hell.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
This is our naked desire for free products. This is poog.
Today's topics Loolie.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Speaking, Bill's Sonoma, natural flavors, march.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
To the grave to wake up with you?
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Yeah, fresh fresh fresh, still in the data state, or.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Yeah, yeah, I'm re entering reality.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
I have my joba here in a while, I have
my job.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
By the way, ten hours last night, I have not
been sleeping a ton, not complaining. But you can hear
this gravel. I'm kind of leaning into it. I could swallow.
I'm choosing not to kind of dwell in this and
see what narratives could emerge through this vocalization. Yeah, I'm
kind of in a hunch, shrimply hunch.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Okay, I'm also trying to lean into see what see
what comes through that.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Actually, let's yeah, let's remain in the gravel. Okay. So
I'll tell you this. I went to bed eleven o'clock,
could barely keep my eyes open, fell asleep did you
go to bed in your bed? Yes? In my bed
always impresses me. Always. I don't fall as long asleep
on the couch is fun as it happens, But then
(01:24):
I get so sad and you have to do the move.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Oh yeah, yeah, and so I can't.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Yeah, I always want to sleep in the big open room.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
I mean maybe that's what works out for the for
for like, I don't know, I know, but I think
if even if I had a mansion with a massive master, true,
it would still like there's just something about bedroom. I
don't know, it depends. I just like, yeah, there's I
like sleeping in like the room.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Do you like fucking in your bedroom? Or is that
too normal for you too? And we're not cutting it
because your dad listens. Bitch, that was the grossest I
sleep on an ice pack, By the way, what do
you mean?
Speaker 1 (02:16):
I just realized you probably didn't know that because I
was like, well, you know, ice pack under the deck constantly,
the extent to which ice packs are part of my
since when health mental health, which you never.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Mentioned ice packs this whole time. Okay, so there's no
ic in here okay where I live? No wait, wait,
what you heard me, Jacqueline. No, so some units have it.
Mine doesn't. No central, but you have a thing no no,
no window unit. Okay, hold on, let me explain. So, so.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
The building is built in such a way that it
keeps cool, okay, in the dark overall, the dark of July. Okay,
if you have a boldness to speak of the darkness
the record break, he can't be experienced as such. Wow,
so it can get a little warm the last couple
(03:20):
of days, and I did something revolutionary, Chris, Chris wasn't here,
by the way, I've tanked in the absence of.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
A partner, tanked interesting, realized in what regard exactly Well,
I was already on a downward slope.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Okay, by the way, yeah, yeah, yeah, I am diminished. Okay,
I'm diminished. And language affects, you know, the body. So
I don't want to do too much of that.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Do you want to talk about being diminished less? You
become too.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Much more diminished than the signals to the brain. But yeah,
so in general, this has nothing to do with the heat, Okay.
I one of the only comforts.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Is a gel ice? Pat or not a gel I
have a series of them. I have the headache hat.
I have this other one that was like to go
under and run your foot that I repurposed for under
my neck. And you know, there's usually always one in
the freezer, So laying down in the middle of the day,
(04:26):
but throwing an ice pack under the neck. Okay, I'm
just trying to explain, say something. Okay, it's different than
just laying down. It feels active, like there's something going on,
doing something. Also, you know, I sleep horribly position wise,
you know, on my stomach, with my neck cranked upwards
towards fucking.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Towards the gods. Yeah, the stomach. We always talked about this,
so I don't needed to get into it. But when
the stomach hits the mattress, feels so good to regress. No,
I know, just that that infant state. Oh do they
sleep on their stomach? Yeah right, I can love it
down there.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Versus staring up upward at their sort of mobile.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Difference of the gods. Yeah, and the mobile.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
And the the dancing through the air.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
What about what about?
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Sorry?
Speaker 1 (05:20):
But what about like I feel like I see this
in television shows a lot, like the modernist mobile.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Like the Alexander calder infant.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Yeah, yeah, that's like yeah, it's like it's like, well,
why are we putting like a little bird when like
when we could just have a floating us like section
of a yeah, when we get a pyramid a sphere
like my child. I just want to introduce to design
principles and simple machines and and it's like wooden colorless.
(05:51):
I've seen that and it like future. Yeah, you know mobiles.
Am I pronouncing that right? So no?
Speaker 2 (06:00):
No, And I'm like mobile mobile, oh wait, mobile mobile mobile, automobile,
mobile mobile mobile. God, I love you, I love our
little chats on here. Can I just take a second.
I miss you. I on good dinner with you. B Yeah,
I know.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
I asked for Jars text numbers so that I could
direct access. Had a horrible manicure yesterday, just to what
do you do with the bad womans?
Speaker 2 (06:30):
You know, hate getting manicures, hate getting petticures, hate going
in there, hate putting them through it, hate putting myself
through it, hate the whole thing. But I do it
time and time again, the Femi labor that I have
been forced into and continue to find great comfort and
ultimately for the ways others labor at my femme fucking feet.
But listen this manicure because I keep my nails extremely short,
(06:52):
and a man was doing my manicure, which I always
worry about. Really, to be honest, I go the opposite
a little bit. Yeah, I just I'm like, you know,
I just am.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
A practitioner without any baggage to this manicure.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
He could not figure out why my nails were so
short and why I wanted them so short. I don't
think you want to know, honey. Yeah, And I just like, there, no,
but it looks like a fourth grader, did I mean?
Speaker 1 (07:22):
No, like the polish itself. I can't see you're all pixels.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Fuck, I want you to be able to see it.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
But it is the polish itself bad.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Yeah, it's like it's just not And I told him,
I was like, please don't, please, don't cut my cuticles.
Oh yeah, you know, and then that that was the
whole thing. And then but it looks and again also
part of it's my fault, because you know what, No,
it's not. I'm going to say that it's actually not
my fault. Why would it be my fault? I look, no, no,
I just I'm looking down right now, and it's like
(07:50):
I want to almost take the polish off because it
looks like I had like my kniece over and we
were having a little fun play date, and like it
looks the polish is sort of on the queticles. No yeah, yeah,
and like it's like I want to send you a
picture so that so that you can react. This is
fun and he was really sweet and we were we
were hitting it off so and so I wasn't going
(08:12):
to go something, God, look at this fucking manicure. Way, No,
this is actually anyway expensive manicure.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Okay, this is this is Okay, I need, I need, Okay,
I get, I feel indicated. Okay, okay, let me just
think a minute. I need the people to understand your bubbles.
You have, bubbles are there, but it's not a gel.
It's not a gel. It's power polish, which is like
mechanic or whatever. Oh there are some bubbles, you're right,
a lot of bubbles.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
I know, I'm right. This is so bad.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
I think I'm my index middle and some are okay,
just bubbles rising and rising, drying. So so it's as
if you know whatever, and then let's see here. Okay,
I think you were being punished. Okay, I think you
were being punished for saying no cuticle cutting. Therefore they
(09:09):
slapped it across your cuticles.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Yeah, like being.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Like, well, if I can't get these out of the way,
I guess I'll paint over them like a like a
door knob.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, totally, yeah, totally. You know, the cuticles
weren't crazy out of control or anything. No, but then also, yeah,
what else do you see, because you know what, I'm
also seeing the nail, the nail itself, he didn't really
file it, like you know. I was like, yeah, you
could just file them a little to make them a
little more round. And I'm looking at them up close here,
(09:40):
and I'm like, well that didn't happen, and so this
manicure now, yeah, I have a worse hand. I went
in with a better hand.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
The ragged edges all around. Yes, the nail or the issue.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
People might be trying to picture like I don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Like like, of course, the poly there's polish on your fingers, yeah,
like you know, I mean, I mean like it's not
like there's big blank spots.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
It's actually app the opposite.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
It's like it looks like like I tried to do
my I've never had the patience, Okay, and I try.
I do not have the patience to paint my nails
and have them properly dry and the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
I can't.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
I've never once achieved it. Okay, that you don't mind.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
That's what's hard.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
I'm like, like, if I did that, I'd be like
walking around thinking, I'm I can do it.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
I can do a better home manicure than this. And
so that pink you chose, What do you think about it?
It's it's pinker than I would almost expect from you. Really,
I would expect if you. Yeah, the exquisite work on
the toes.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Really, she did beautiful, Oh, beautiful work.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
So same color if you were me, Yeah, same color,
So if you were me, because honey, I'm gonna tell
you fucking right now how much that costs. Because again,
I hate gettingone else done. I like going to this
place because I'm true. What is this set up?
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Is this about like I'm going to give you the price?
Speaker 1 (10:58):
No, I know, but you're giving this except like again,
I hate getting meals and you're trying to some way
legitimize like the fact that you go to a place
is expensive.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Is that's about them? I think you're right. I heard
you doing something. So that's a forty five dollars manicicure.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
I mean, it's that's fucking it's it's pretty shocking.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
So what do I do?
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Like it's peeling up on the side. It's it's the bubbles,
like I'm embarrassed. Bubbles on the forefinger are like laughable,
Like I mean, like those are some bubbles. Those are
like a can of coke, you.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Know what I mean. Yeah, I'm a little bit like,
I mean, what do you do you think I don't
want to get him cause I'm going I mean, I'm
not going to do course, I'm gonna fucking do anything. Yeah,
what am I gonna do? Go in there and be
like yeah, because if I call and go, hey, I
gotta get my forty five back. This is too crazy.
They're gonna look in the thing, see the system, see
him and go They're going to be head him in
(11:53):
the street. You know. It's just like I can't. I can't.
I can't do that. So it's it's fine. Ultimately, it's
not a big deal, but it is it is shocking
to look down and see I mean, and I might
take it off.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
This is the place closest to you kind of thing
or no.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
No, I like this place. I drive fifteen minutes. What
in my car? Yeah, will you name it? Or no?
Speaker 3 (12:13):
Bella heres there? Bellicures?
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Why not? And and did you hear about it from
a friend? There a chain? This far bellicure, bellic here
is a chain. I like it because they have they
have comfy chairs. I like that you sit in the
big comfy chair. I guess that's it. Just keep revolving
during that one thing. Yeah, you're just in the chair.
(12:35):
And then usually they'll have like someone on your hands,
someone at your feet. They're very fast.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
I mean the answer, well, no, this isn't the answer. Actually,
well it kind of is.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
You know.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
I was just talking about this with someone. Why don't
they give manicures and petticure's dentist because you're lying there anyway.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
It would be one of my favorite. Chelsea Peretti had
a joke or it was like a maybe it was
a twitter or something. It was a twitter, it was
a tweet or something where she was like, I wish
you could get your nails out of Cedar Sinai, meaning
a hospital for those who aren't alcohol, which is so
brilliant because I agree. It's like I want does she
mean it's a medical it's a medical because of san Yeah,
(13:16):
because not yeah yeah yeah, and to be put under
for one Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
I wish I could go to the dentist once a
week and they clean me and you're good for a week. Yeah,
instead of twice daily. It's too much.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
I just ordered.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Like another toothbrush to try to utilize novelty to inspire excitement.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
A toothbrushing hour.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
What kind of toothbrush? Just like some oral lecky Yeah,
like oral b.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
See.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
I was talking about this recently, ask brush.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Well, I'm sure I've brought this up on poog, but
like in TV movies, rich people almost never use an
electric toothbrush.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
They're like, I've never heard you say this. This is interesting.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
It's like I last night I did that thing, like
you know, like when you have a shared point, like
like something you're with someone who knows your thing about
that and so you don't have to say anything, you
just go brush. Yeah, I have that was like you know,
it would be like these people that have the highest tech,
it's almost like the mobile, Like it's like they're there
(14:28):
with like this wooden toothbrushes, Like I think what it
is is that mechanical electric can become comical. Like you
can't have a dramatic like scene like I'm just like
right right, like when you're gonna have one of those, because.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
The hand has to stop. You have to be brushing
your teeth in the in the you have to be
looking at your partner in the mirror, going where were you? Yeah?
And then they go, I told you, I went after work,
I went.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
To which within like just say you actually, and they
stopped the button every time brush very funny. You were
like you were like, so where you were? Like where
were you? And then you wait for them anson and
why wait? The electric toothbrush though I was I was
(15:24):
with a friend.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Was a dear friend? Sexless? Well, that's for sure, but no.
But here's the thing. It becomes a toilet for your
mouth because it gets so because I've had an electric toothbrush,
the toothpaste pouring down, calcifying that was the toothpaste. Oh Jesus,
I mean there fucking is, and it's so repulsive and
just and it gathers around, it gathers around, melts down
(15:48):
the rims underneath. When you turn it over, you look
in the hole, you go, oh.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Great, discussing it is, Oh, well, a toilet I researched.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Two weeks ago.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
I went out a research path on toothbrush sanitizers. Okay,
I became obsessed with then I then I be log
toothbrush no any okay it it They have these units.
This is like such an Amazon type product that you
just go can this be real? And you're like, like,
(16:22):
You're like, basically, I'm suckered by.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
I believe in innovation.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
So when you are as of.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
Something someone said, who in your life loved innovation the most?
I would say you without any doubt.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
So like, okay, I will like the like the as
seen on TV type product. I will go genius okay,
And I'll go like I tend to believe the innovator
over the traditionalist.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
I'm like, I have a belief that everyone's just doing
the old way because it's the old way, right, So
I will often go with the unproven wild card of
the innovation and then not all you know, sometimes to
deletearious effects, you say that it's strows. Are you freaking serious?
(17:15):
It can't be it that's t R I O U
s if so. But I think it's like delaeious, like deletrious.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
I think I've been saying it. I think I'm saying it.
Oh my god, deletrious. Listen to fucking me. Cut it.
Cut it from the app.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
You were fine thing, but diligitious.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
No, I can't hear anything. Okay, I want you able
to hear this because it's fun. How do I do that?
It's in my betting deleterious. I know how to do
a hang on, hang on my best bet.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
I can't think of anything that would make say again,
what's your bet? My bet is dilatious, delirious, jesusous, deleterious, deleterious, deleterious. Yes,
I got it in the last one.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Again. So I I can't believe I said delatrious.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
You think you've been saying deltrious for years? Allowed, I don't.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Say it a lot delatious. Truth. I think it's something.
I don't think it's ever maybe come out of my mouth,
I guess just forever. Well, it's an email, it's something. Well.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
The other thing is like it's a word that you're
likely being a bitch if you're saying it.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Yeah. Yeah. And so if you were saying wild undercutting,
yeah yeah. Are you open to being a part of
(18:44):
a small this isn't even for air, But would you
want to be in a small reading group with me?
Speaker 1 (18:52):
A small reading group? Yeah, I guess highly curated personalities
like caper Lance. Oh to be curated by camber Land.
Oh to be selected for a dinner. Oh you do
not suffer fools? No, No, now.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
Eight, but I eight stay home alone. As my version
of curation, I say, no one.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
I'm talking about maybe seven people we read we read
it gonnen.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Yeah, I think, I think, I mean, I'm struggling happen
And for me, I think what works with reading is
it's like a little trough. The books are a little
trough set around the house, sit down well, sure, no,
but I meant. I meant they're full of a little liquid.
And when I sit down by it, I sip a little,
(19:48):
a little here and there. Maybe sometimes I just I mean,
that's why I can't really clean up, because I have
to have the books lying within reach. Oh so no, okay,
There's been a lot, and I'll have to there's been
a lot to discuss, Like I spent the week, basically
a recluse, tempting to clean and failing partner gone for
(20:10):
a week, and I moved furniture yesterday. It got to
a point where I was like explaining why moving furniture
is the only thing that serves my mental health and
that it must be respected, and that it almost doesn't
matter where it goes, it just must be moved.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
The visual.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
I become blind to the visual after a while, okay,
of my home or of anything. Okay, when everything's in
this one place, it becomes meaningless and my brain doesn't
process it because that hasn't changed, right.
Speaker 3 (20:43):
It's like I can't see it if it's not moving.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
So then I'm trapped in my own brain with no
essentially no visual input. I'm that used to the visual input, okay,
And so then I'm just trapped in my own brain
like I might.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
As well be in sheer darkness. So are you saying
you become so desensitized to the static objects, yes, okay,
that I no longer see them okay, uh huh.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
And the clutter also, okay, So then the clutter and
the add hell, okay, I believe the brain, my brain
whatever must become blind to it, to focus on anything,
and to tolerate it, to make it not a bunch
of shit on a desk but just a series of
(21:27):
colors in that part of the room. Right, Yeah, So
there's a coping mechanism of not seeing shit, and then
that takes me all the way to darkness and talk
about a noonday demon. Okay, you're a fully lit room. Yeah,
and you're mentally alone. So I started moving furniture around,
as you know, and I'm one of the great moving
(21:49):
furniture around people. People have a belief you can't do
it alone.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Right, totally you can't. Oh well, by the way, I'm
gonna say you fucking can, because I changed my life.
I moved There was a did I talk about some pook?
I moved my bed. It was funny. It was the
thing that I was like, I'm not going to talk
about it on poo because it's so personal, and I did. Okay, right,
so classic me going, what am I going to do?
Move my fucking bed alone across the room. I'm gonna
(22:13):
have to move this chest of drawers. The easiest thing
in the world. I you know, I do shove, shove, shove. Well,
you know what the you know the T word towels. Okay,
I put you put towels down on the corners and
then you scoot it.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
See I bought, I at times have ordered and then
they are under most of my things. These furniture slides
because innovation.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
You know when I did that, when I moved the cabinet,
chest of drawers, I moved the bed, you felt me. God,
I felt like a fucking god. And guess what. It
set me on a fucking path. Moving my own bed
changed my life. Yeah, setting you on a new path. Yes,
we did talk about some poog the power of the
furniture move the energy that becomes that becomes that moves
(22:56):
around since I was a teen, and those were some
of the the bookshelves in my rooms a kid, like
there's heavy duty.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
I used to stand on them. I used to like
climb up on them to like move things on top
of them.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
And it was.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
Some of the yeah we know this, we talked about it.
But like the dangers I get into.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
When moving things around, where there was a moment where
I was like I was holding my TV with like
a pinky finger and like the side of my knee, okay,
trying to move it and anyway, it was just just
a crazy high risk experience, high risk behavior in this
with this vision and also like refusing to fully Well,
(23:37):
here here's another thing.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
I don't take things off the shelves to move the shelves.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Wow. Yeah, you love to risk it, you love to risk.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
So I so I have open shelves against the wall, right,
open bookcase. I go, burrow, actually shocking, Okay. So downstairs,
so I go, all right, what's actually leaning against the wall?
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Right?
Speaker 3 (24:01):
What is using the wall as its backbone?
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Here in this empty open shelf, you know, the books
go and we'll see it looks like they're kind of
free standing. So I started to pull the shelf and
basically see what shakes loose?
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Okay? Or see what I hear?
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Start to tip left and right, and a product and
a glass bottle l fell shattered.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
It's hard to lose a glass product.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Now, yes, you're gonna break some things, okay, but it's
worth it to me. And then the other thing I
do is they don't clear the floor. So you know,
like that little game where we have to move the
pieces around, but you move them around in a little square.
The squares have to move around inside the bigger square,
and it's like, oh god, it's a little plastic game.
So I move furniture like that. So I shoved something
(24:50):
over here, I scoot the thing past it, but I
only move it over just enough for that one furniture
piece to squeeze through it, just barely, and then everything
has to move. I know that if I took the
time to clear the floor first, right right right, But
I want the immediate satisfaction of change of shoving the
thing into the place and seeing so it went everywhere,
(25:12):
things moved everywhere. I threw out some stuff I had to.
I wrestled with throwing out my ice cream maker. It's
still it's still inside the home, Okay. Because I became convinced,
I'm like, I'm not really making ice creams anymore because frankly,
the marketplace is provided. Yeah, like Rubbell ice cream. I
don't need to make my own sugar ice cream. It's
(25:34):
out there. But then I was like, wait, frozen drinks.
I've heard something about using the ice cream maker for that.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Ooh for opinia.
Speaker 3 (25:42):
Yeah, I made when yesterday was tried to sort of
made one yesterday.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
It failed. It tried to make it into.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
A I swear to freaking virgin proteins.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
It was disgusting. It's high summer. I'm getting my frozen
pinia with you. I'm coming over for my kidopinia.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Yes, I got a on the basin that goes inside
the free the frame. But the thing is, because the
alcohol doesn't freeze, it keeps it from freezing. Then it
then when you pour that in there, it keeps it
from turning into ice cream.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
Genius. Genius.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
So I felt like shit, I can't get rid of
it that There's been a lot to discuss, and I'm.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Not I'm feeling a lot of joy, exuberance, hope, and
I'm feeling a lot of pleasure seeing your face and
that I miss you, you love missing me.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
I really, I really must be pulled from the home.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
I'm going to pull you the fuck out. I can't wait.
I'm going to pull you out. I'm going to pull
you out. Realistically. Let's look at the calendar. You're changed,
and I ask why, calves? You know, it seems like this.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Where's my high school calf? I ask, something's changed? Sorry,
I just was looking at my calf and displeased.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
You know what I want? Remember that that lingerie we
got hungry. What you're so hungry? Yeah? Shit, I think
I'm a little hungry too. Actually, can you believe us?
I'm gonna go to the I hate to say this
trigger warning going to the gym. Wow, I fell off
my practice. It's fine, you have to. That's what makes
(27:23):
it a practice. You leave your return.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
It's practice well articulated.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
And yet you know it's when I need at the mouse, okay,
that I don't feel like doing it, and I know
I need to treat it like a like a like
a pill it has I do not fuck around.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
I take my pills.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
I do my exercise, but you know, I just like depressively,
like quit after fifteen like like just like I am diminished.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
Okay, Yeah, yeah, that's what it is. And I think
you seem you seem good to me though, Well I'm cheery.
I'm gonna come pull you out though. Well, you and
I do. We've got our standards, mall and jar. But
what about what about you? What I else I want
to do?
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Just come over and sit on the port what Oh
I thought you were gonna say, go to that place.
Pause you've been referencing about.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Oh, and by the way, pause, hey, pause, if you're listening,
I want a voucher. Where's my voucher? I want to
come in yeah with you? Oh, that's what we're going
to do. Vouchers. I never trust a voucher to be
I do mean, if it's free, a free voucher for
us to come in and do side by side.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Found in a wallet, We get in the suite together
business no longer just Apple wallet.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
Yeah, and we do sauna cold plunge. We fucking what's it?
Calling me power circuit? Whatever?
Speaker 1 (28:42):
People get powers getting into that pool that ice called
plunge pool and talking ourselves through it.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
What's wild?
Speaker 2 (28:50):
I know?
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Wait, there was something I was gonna tell you. Oh yeah,
the deepest breath. I watched this documentary about free diving.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Oh scary.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
It's the rain.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
And to be clear, this is not swimming to walk
with animals.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
This is a line, a cable descending straight down through
the water down to one hundred meters. They're on a
carabiner attached to that attached to that cable.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
Free diving means no gear, no scuba, no scuba.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
So deep breath and then they swim down the line.
They get a little tag proven they made it down
to one hundred meters and they swim back up.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
Okay, along the line.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
There's safety divers along the way that meet them sort
of like halfway and to seventy five percent mark as
they're coming back up.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Because they're coming back up is where the problem has happened.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Oh Jesus, because and your lungs have shrunk down to
the size of an orange, or maybe they're already an orange.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
And this is must come quiet. I don't know. Yeah,
but it's it's it's it's this sport.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
It's entirely about breath holding and still moving while breath holding,
and then they get to the surface and a lot
of times they black out right before hitting the surface,
and the safety divers grab them by the neck and swim.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
Them up and all of this. Why, well, this is
the thing.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
It actually made me really respect Tennis. Oh okay, because
I go, I'm sorry, I refuse to believe in the
passion of the free diver risking their life the whole thing. Okay,
I could get behind tolerate the free diver that loves
to go down amidst the ocean life.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
And they're there, they just that is where they're meant
to be.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
And they want to see the seals and the yeah,
to just go down a cable.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
I'm sorry to be rude to be able to suport,
but I put my time and I watched the dock.
I felt the feelings, okay, I cried for them get holding.
And then I find myself asking why, okay, why not
going to an oxygen depleted room and you're jumping jacks
until you pass out.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
Right right right? Yeah, you can get high in other ways. Yeah,
it's you need to watch well. By the way, we've
talked about the rescue on this program. You yes, you
need to.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
You actually need to watch this.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
It's called the Davist breath and okay.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
The safety part of the sport is that when you
come up on the cable, you know, and they to
pull yourself up and hold yourself like a foot able
of the water by the cable, and you have to
say to the judges, I am okay, and then they
judge if you are no, no, that's why they give
you a white card and they go, you know, you
did it one hundred and you go I am okay, yeah,
(31:45):
and you freeze and some of them issue pass out. Yeah,
you know during the I am okay.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
I am okay, that being the kind of like the
speech Act that solidifies that you're okay. It's bizarre. Yeah,
not to get into speech act theory.
Speaker 3 (32:00):
No, no, I'm all I want to talk about is speech?
Speaker 2 (32:03):
What's the book how to Do Things with words? With
what it is? To not know is humiliating for me?
Speaker 3 (32:08):
No, I don't know, but uh yeah for the example, yeah,
oh wait, Austin.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
Write it in school.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
Yeah, and then the foundational texts wife and Husband. Isn't
it wife and husband who studied like the metaphor of emotion?
I don't know, like it was like boy did I
go I remember like end of the year reading his
paper about maybe it was there.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
I think it was their work. I don't know, I
forget now, but.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Emotion, the metaphor of emotion, like you know, anger, boiling
over whatever, like and you start to go like, wait,
what are emotions like? Like did we define them according
to these metaphors? And and they're as like I mean
we've defined like anger versus sadness versus whatever, like I
don't know, like like whatever anyway, But once you get
(32:55):
into like wait, take me back, because there's something I
wanted to say about free diving.
Speaker 3 (32:59):
Okay, you return, I'm okay, Oh yeah, I'm okay.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
Oh yeah. Speech act?
Speaker 3 (33:03):
What is the primo example of speech act that you
were given in school?
Speaker 2 (33:08):
Okay? One kind of kind of the classic is I
do getting married and I say I do, and then
that becomes because the informativity of language, right, and the
wmativity people do something constantly misuse the word performative. I
fine with it even become a colloquialism. No, and I
do it just to relate, you have to, but it's
(33:30):
it's misused constantly performativity.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
Language relates to you now, I mean, and I know
you are very well aware. Absolutely a constant state of decay.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
But performativity, yeah, it's that's when language actually does something
in the world, and an acts something.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
Right literally, And this is not a this is not
a Lucy goosey idea of like words are powerful, like
that's about.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
Where the saying of it is in the core of law.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
Any vow probably, yeah, But the example I was wondering
if you were going to have the same example that
I was taught, which was I dub THEE Sir Paul McCartney, okay, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
The nighting.
Speaker 3 (34:13):
You know, yeah, I dub thee I want you to watch.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
I want you to watch the documentary because I want
to talk about free diving for two years.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
Okay, great, I want to. This is really up my alley.
Also because cave if anyone has any recommendations cave diving, spelunking,
because what did I watch years ago? I watched a
documentary on cave diving and the thing that was so
terrifying to me that I think about probably twice a month,
and I think I've talked about it on poog. I'm
sorry everyone, is that when these cave divers are diving,
(34:44):
you become so disorienting, disoriented that you think you're reaching
the surface and you're going deeper. And that's how people
perish because they go, there's the surface, I'm swimming, I'm
almost there. Yeah, oh my god, I'm almost there, and
you're going deeper. And I just repeated myself, but I
had to because is one of the most terrifying images
(35:04):
and there's such emotional relevance to that feeling.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
Right, it comes up in the dock, the issue of
down in this one thing called the blue hole. I
think it's called the blue hole that has claimed more
death than Everest whatever, because people just go and you
know they don't respect it. But there's an area where
it looks like you have to respect It looks like
there's light, oh no, and you think you're swimming to
(35:28):
the light of the surface, but actually going into like
a cave.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
I emerging. I really hate that.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
You know what, We're going to send you a commercial
break because we're gonna have to leave for a second
and then come back.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
Bye. Guys. Enjoy freaks. Hi, we're back.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
We're back. If there's a break and energy, folks, it's
because yes, we took an hour.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
Okay, it happens. Things absolutely take place.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
I look cool right now because I do look cool.
Just the way I just hurried to put the headphones on.
I did it over the hair instead of pulling the
hair back from behind the ear. It looks like it's
the sixties and I'm a decision studio. You're recording live,
you know what? I know element no, what's in there?
During the break, I made a bovine cock slash coffee
(36:28):
slash ice blended it up running up here the armor.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
I got a class drum from someone saying I bought
Armora because of you. So armor, this is a formal.
Speaker 3 (36:38):
Plea second formal second, one second formal Please you heard nothing.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
People are purchasing armor due to book. So you know
what I'm drinking. So this is something that ordinarily and
I would like to know, and I would like everyone,
is there a bottled protein shake that is worth that
is worth it? Meaning you know, it makes sense, it's
good complex carbs, whatever the fuck? I don't know. So
this thing, here's the thing. What is this?
Speaker 1 (37:01):
Nineteen ninety eight k complex carbs can't save you, honey,
and better than it's better than pure sugar.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
Okay, go on, Well, yeah, so I got I picked
this up at Airwon in a moment of emergency. So
I look at this and it says non dairy protein
shake and open face twenty grams of protein refrigerator. This
is I guess, oh when yeah, open face refrigerator. This
brand almost impossible to say or to understand. O w
y N. Yeah, this is a very I don't know
(37:29):
about this. But then so I drinking it. I'm drinking it,
and I'm going, okay, I just kind of look at
it really quickly. I'm like, who fucking carries it? Chocolate.
I'm drinking it's nice, twenty grams of protein. Okay, But
then we flip to the back and we go, hmm,
pea protein carry's out on pea protein. Well, there we go.
This is the question. I see pumpkin seed protein, I
get excited. I see flax soil, I get excited. Yeah,
(37:50):
but I see peat protein, I go oh oh. And
then here we have the big.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
Bomb, big organic cane sugar or something.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
Yep, you knew it right in the middle. Wait, was
it literally.
Speaker 3 (37:59):
Organic cane sugar? Yes, you're crazy, it's exactly what.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
It's four grams, fucking four grams not you know, yeah,
it's just it's just a fucking laugh.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
I'm not trying to consume nu.
Speaker 3 (38:12):
Organic restaurant blah blah blah sugar.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
And then the rest we've got here, I mean, listen,
they're dropping another bomb here. Natural flavors could mean anything.
It's like fragrance and an ingredients list. They can literally
put like shit in it, and sometimes they do. It.
Wasn't that the whole thing?
Speaker 1 (38:30):
That oil, vanilla, some vanilla or something, or like a
secretion from like gretion from the I think the test. Yeah,
you wish it was worse. It was like seahorses scrolled
them or something.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
Natural flavor is not happy to see that. And then
we have here guargum. Uh oh, now I always forget. Oh,
I get confused because xanthem gum is something. Imagine naming
a child's anthem would be nice. Okay, xanthem gum I've
purchased in bulk.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
Oh yeah, you're a little freak, I know, to picking
up something, some confoction of yours. Yes, like I was
yearning for xanthem today.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
That's going.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
I need frappuccino level f off. I mean, do you
ever did you ever have a fucking.
Speaker 2 (39:17):
Like I went?
Speaker 1 (39:17):
I used to doppuccino middle Yeah, exactly. They're delicious, caramel
frappuccino after school. Oh my god, Mom picking me up
us chatting the best time in my life. A couple
of girls, some with whipped cream, and how good it is.
Speaker 2 (39:31):
Yeah, when you have whipp cream at the whipp c
the drizzle and the straw and you're spooning out the
whip cream in your whole life ahead of you.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
Actually I did it last week or two weeks ago
in an airport. Okay, I got as you know, it's
me just going I deserve, you know, so I deserve
to deserve to know, not like I deserve a caramel frap,
but I just live, like like to sit down, look
at the ingredients. It was a mobile order, so I
(40:00):
have to face them when I put together something more elaborate.
The mobile order sets you up to do it. It's
like you can build anything on there right right, You're free.
There's some issues in the interface, but put it together.
It's like Espresso put a little half and half in there,
a sugar free vanilla one pump. You know, if there
was a half pump, i'd choose it, but there isn't.
And then and then I said, whipped cream through that
(40:25):
on top, because that is real pleasure. And it's it's
a sugar in it, but it's fabulous. So I want
to go back to this protein shake really quickly.
Speaker 3 (40:34):
Because I actually kept don't make me like I want
to live in it.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
I want to just stay with it. Please. Here's the
thing that is the most upsetting ingredient.
Speaker 3 (40:41):
WI I guess yeah, we think what would caper lamp
be the most upset about?
Speaker 2 (40:48):
We already the natural flavors. I mean, this thing is
not good for you. I'm sorry, I'm reading. I'm like
this is this is like give it to me sunflower. Oh,
here comes the alarms lectin. I don't sunflower oils as
we know literally cause rapid define of health, murder from
(41:09):
the inside. Really like.
Speaker 3 (41:12):
Flower oil, any of the flowers or an issue.
Speaker 2 (41:16):
No, you don't want an oil. The oil. You don't
want to be doing that. The only oil you want
to be consuming like that.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
Ever, remember olive oil, avocado, right.
Speaker 2 (41:25):
Yeah, coconut, but anything else We're basically in fucking canola
oil land folks, which, by the way, what is that again?
Like what's it made from? Like roundup liquefied? I don't know,
I'm forgetting, but it's bad.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
Yeah, it's like watch this.
Speaker 2 (41:41):
I watched this video that Instagram fed me. Very on
brand for me was it's freaking Mark Bittman prattling on
as I love about uh McDonald's he New York Times
toast the town.
Speaker 3 (41:58):
He might made to say something about the Times.
Speaker 2 (42:00):
Okay, great, get into that. But he's talking about McDonald's
and their use what kind of potato they use in
their fries, which is that we're all familiar with the
classic russet potato. But McDonald's has really strict rules around
potatoes with no blemishes, and the only way to get
the blemish is out is with a certain kind of
what's it called, like, Oh, it's so bad, it's fucking crazy.
(42:22):
It's like, what's the word I'm looking for? A pesticide?
Is it a pesticide? It's something. So here's what's crazy.
What they spray the crops with for the potatoes is
so highly toxic that the farmers who who work the
land won't even set foot on the land for five days,
and then when they do, they wear full like gas masks.
(42:43):
And then the potatoes, once they're harvested, have to go
to a like airplane hanger where they are literally off gased, no,
because they're not fit for like to be around consumption
or even to like stand around for heroes air plane hanger,
so boeing is you have to say, yeah, yeah, so
they have to off flap bit and then you eat
(43:04):
them and then they turn into the most delicio most
beautiful ever beaten the McDonald's fry. It's funny, I mean
sometimes I like to just because McDonald's never was was
never what I did I did a lot of taco
bells a kid, but McDonald's was never in my rotation.
I used to get the ice cream at McDonald's, but
(43:25):
the food itself.
Speaker 1 (43:26):
All of it is absolutely delicious. I do prefer a
Burger King, I won't lie. Yeah, the flame grilled Burger
King probably oper technically to the Big Mac, but Big Mac.
Speaker 3 (43:39):
To Bran so I don't even know about I mean, meaningless, dude.
Speaker 2 (43:44):
I actually was tightly inside my own persona, But yeah,
I don't.
Speaker 3 (43:48):
The McChicken sandwich was really good. Never had it you
sent me?
Speaker 1 (43:53):
Oh wait in and out? Really? The New York Times assumed, Yeah,
I have two email addresses signed up to it online?
Speaker 2 (43:59):
Okay, on Earth.
Speaker 3 (44:00):
I see the charges on the credit card stage.
Speaker 2 (44:02):
Oh god, oh god.
Speaker 3 (44:04):
And guess what what literally? To get rid of your
digital subscription, you.
Speaker 2 (44:10):
Have to call? Wow, that's in your say up a phone.
Speaker 1 (44:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (44:18):
Yeah, that's so they're trying to. They're trying to. That's
that's obscene. So they're trying to make it so that
no one canceled.
Speaker 3 (44:25):
No you cannot, you cannot.
Speaker 1 (44:27):
Uh. So there's that. And then.
Speaker 3 (44:31):
Wait, you're smooth. I want to talk about your protein
smooth if for saying.
Speaker 1 (44:34):
I know it.
Speaker 2 (44:34):
Okay. So there's a protein smooth that I'm more curious
about that I've had, which is I think it's cooler.
I want to look it up because I would love
them to send free items.
Speaker 3 (44:41):
I mean, these are all refrigerated, right, yes, these ones
that you're getting.
Speaker 2 (44:45):
Oh sorry, it's coya. I don't know how to pronounce it,
but it's oh.
Speaker 1 (44:47):
Yeah, k o I A.
Speaker 2 (44:48):
And that's a proud. Let's look at the ingredients. Let's
go fucking crazy. I'm pulsating with enthusiasm right now. I'm
very excited. Okay, here we go, Here we fucking go.
Hm hmmmmmmm hmm. I just want to say, first of all,
it's hard, okay, whatever, let me just read what we
have here. This is for I guess the vanilla one.
Speaker 1 (45:09):
Almons furious right now because I'm drinking water down espresso
because I blended it up with ice and thought I'll
run upstairs and start and the ice will hold, the
ice crystals.
Speaker 2 (45:17):
Will hold, and I'm just it's it's just not holding.
Speaker 1 (45:21):
No, And so now it's just sort of iced Americano
with with colosstrum foam at the top.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
I put the right in my mouth as usual this morning. Now, okay,
so listen to this, not this milk. This is their vanilla.
I know. This is their vanilla bean protein drink ingredients,
almond milk. Okay, I'm fine, not organic. Don't love that,
but we're gonna move on the Koya Proprietary protein blend,
which they say is brown rice protein and pea protein.
(45:51):
Chickpea protein. I'm not on all four as excited.
Speaker 3 (45:54):
But chick, I'm like what, I'm like, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (45:58):
Yeah, yeah, chicken, fine with that. He comes here it
comes the big bomb, organic cane sugar laugh killing me, folks,
Here comes another bomb.
Speaker 1 (46:10):
By the way, they're saying cane sugar, cane, just to
try to make it be like it's a crop.
Speaker 2 (46:15):
It's a crop.
Speaker 1 (46:16):
Green washing.
Speaker 2 (46:17):
Yeah. Organic, I'm like, oh it's organic. Okay. Natural flavors, No,
we don't want that. Vanilla extract, sure, sunflour fucking like
a thin sea salt. Want fruit extract. And then we've
also got locus being gum fascinating, gallant up gum. We
gotta get serious. You have to make your own smoothies,
(46:38):
is apparently what we all.
Speaker 3 (46:39):
And yet, and yet the recipe still eludes me. All right,
hold on, what is so?
Speaker 1 (46:44):
What does Mark Bittman say you should eat like Hemp
scenes like Mark Bittman, no need bread is the first
thing he says.
Speaker 2 (46:51):
Oh that's fun.
Speaker 3 (46:52):
New York Time's cooking is the article that comes up.
Speaker 1 (46:54):
Oh yeah, which, by the way, my two descriptions don't
don't honor me with cooking. By the way, are you
receiving the Parish Review? Because I am, yes, rules this morning.
Speaker 2 (47:05):
It's so beautiful to receive the Paris Review. I was
reading and art.
Speaker 1 (47:08):
I was reading an interview with poets here and olds,
and I was so proud of myself. Oh my god,
I was sitting there and reading a handheld I was.
Speaker 2 (47:17):
It was a thrill.
Speaker 1 (47:19):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (47:20):
Let's I don't know what am I looking up? What's
the deal with pea protein?
Speaker 1 (47:23):
I mean, okay, so this kutchava that's been coming up,
the one that freaked me out about my athletic greens
and made it sound like, oh right, like your green
powder is just a multi vitamin and a powder and
like that.
Speaker 2 (47:38):
Hmmm. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (47:41):
I just can't I can't get excited about it.
Speaker 2 (47:43):
I sent you a video of myself working out because
you sent me those videos of you doing Tracy So
my first time sending you a video. Thoughts. Always fun
to see you. Now.
Speaker 3 (47:54):
Are you wearing Adam Salmon shorts?
Speaker 1 (47:56):
There?
Speaker 2 (47:57):
These are shorts that I purchased out of pocket. Yeah,
that I actually want to get maybe another pair of
I really like them from I got them there. They're
from freaking Sacks. They were on sale fifth Ave Sacks,
fifth Ave. I gone to sale.
Speaker 3 (48:11):
I think it's maybe even oh oh, breaking mortar is
not dead?
Speaker 1 (48:15):
Are you ready?
Speaker 2 (48:16):
Are you ready?
Speaker 1 (48:17):
Tell me I'm at the grove of course, okay, And
we need to grow date And I go to Williams
Sonoma because I'm tired of squeezing limes.
Speaker 3 (48:28):
The amount of lime juice I need for my my
Margarita's right is a lot.
Speaker 2 (48:32):
Williams oppressively christianed you anti Semitic roots? No, okay, No, No,
Bill's Sonoma.
Speaker 1 (48:43):
Well, I don't know, but you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (48:46):
See it's a gentile haven for sure. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (48:53):
I mean, I'm not sure because I'm not completely tuned
in to kind of like.
Speaker 2 (48:58):
It's just a feeling I have. You know what it is.
It's when I see, it's just a certain aesthetic.
Speaker 1 (49:02):
That is yeah, no, no, I understand that, I just
but I also can see like mother going to Williams
Noma and like getting the cruise.
Speaker 2 (49:10):
Absolutely absolutely.
Speaker 1 (49:14):
So I'm in there and I'm standing there staring at
two you know, handheld just lime squeezers. Right, yeah, one
is like lemon and lime, you know, such a squeezer.
One looks familiar. It's bright yellow. Okay, I've got that,
and it's sort of just metal and heavy and feel more.
(49:35):
This one is likely yeah, the yellow colors, yeah, yeah,
like what is this doing paint? Yeah, so I'm looking now,
I'm going this looks classic and familiar. So maybe this
is the one next to it. It's like I was
saying about innovation, right, sucker for innovation. I'm like, the
one next to it looks like it's just got more
shit going on and looks less classic. So I'm both
(49:57):
called to it because it just has more happening. There's
a cup on the bottom that squeezes it into there's
sort of like two layers of torque. Okay, And I'm
like trying to decide and I'm like, and it's twenty
dollars more and I'm you know, it's double, and I'm
all right.
Speaker 2 (50:11):
I'm like, maybe it's a classic.
Speaker 1 (50:12):
Like I don't want to overpay for a brand i've
never heard of that's got bells and whistles, but they're
cheap bells and whistles, so I decide to keep it
simple and I take the yellow thing to the counter okay,
And the guy is like, I find out Staten Island accent.
Speaker 2 (50:28):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (50:29):
I bring it up to the counter. I'm like okay,
and he's like, can I make a recommendation?
Speaker 2 (50:33):
Ooh I love when you hear that. I go yes.
Speaker 1 (50:36):
I was like, yeah, absolutely please. I was standing like
dying for information over there by the bucket. I was like,
did you see me?
Speaker 2 (50:43):
Did you see me? Anyway?
Speaker 3 (50:44):
Yeah, He's like, that one's trash.
Speaker 2 (50:48):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (50:48):
He was like, shit, I forget what he said. He
didn't say this one's trash. But he goes, he's like,
I got that one and it just broke in half.
Just fuck like the handle just not even popped off
like at a at a joint. It just like shattered
broke okay. And then he goes and I go, is
the other one's good? The other one's better? And he's like, yes, okay,
(51:08):
and he goes, and this is bold.
Speaker 2 (51:10):
You know, love this.
Speaker 1 (51:11):
He goes. He goes, if you see the brand open kitchen, okay,
run for the house.
Speaker 2 (51:16):
Yes, sorry, I got too excited. I'll let you finish.
Speaker 1 (51:19):
No, no, no, okay. He's like, you see the run
open kitchen okay. And I'm like, he goes, well, there's
two things.
Speaker 3 (51:25):
One he goes. He goes, it's one of our brands.
Speaker 2 (51:27):
Okay. I love this from the inside.
Speaker 1 (51:30):
Then you know, okay, from the inside, he's like some
one of our breaths. He's like, they're trying to get
the younger people. It's like, okyeah okay. He's like, they're
trying to they're trying to get the younger people with
the cheaper stuff into Williams so Noma so it's accessible
and then they'll stay for life and buy the more
expensive shit. Is the age okay, fascinating, But this is
what he goes. He goes, he goes, open kitchen. If
(51:50):
you see that, you know you know it's bad. And
he goes, he goes, I call it open casket. No,
oh my god, okay. I was like, brick and mortar.
I mean, how do you not just yeah, I was
losing my fun.
Speaker 2 (52:06):
I was so happy.
Speaker 1 (52:08):
I was dying.
Speaker 2 (52:09):
I was loving it.
Speaker 3 (52:10):
I was like, I can't wait to come back in.
Speaker 2 (52:12):
And then you guys chatted about New York.
Speaker 1 (52:13):
Yes, because he saw my my nine one seven, He
got me. You know, that's how you get broken.
Speaker 2 (52:20):
You make the New York connection.
Speaker 1 (52:21):
By the way, Yeah, if that thing had broke on
me right, like the way he's describing, I just go, oh,
so the nice Williams Sonoma stuff isn't nice?
Speaker 2 (52:30):
Ain't that nice? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (52:32):
And that's what I would have taken away. I wouldn't
have thought open kitchen, the sub brand anyway. It was
just phenomenal we started, you know, it was just it
was everything you could hope for. And I just can't
wait to go back in. I got I got his
full name. I can't wait to get that first name.
Let's get the first name just for fun, can I guess?
Speaker 2 (52:52):
Yeah? Brian, No, I'll give you three more. Okay, Okay, hey,
David Rick, these are excellent guests. But Jason, no, you
know you Okay, just to me, it's like it's it's Paul. Oh,
I love it.
Speaker 1 (53:11):
I love it, Paul. Thank you, Paul, yeah, I mean
his last name. It was just it was great Staten Island.
I think Italian. I think it was a vibe and uh,
you know it was just because you know, I've resented massively.
I believe I've spoken about this. There's a similar and
(53:32):
shadow side of that character that I've come across in Bloomingdale's, Okay,
for example, where it's like I'm trying to buy a toaster,
basic toaster, and I like, find one on the shelf
and that they sell and therefore should stand by. Yeah,
it didn't have the same quality as this guy. It's
it's him saying this isn't good enough. But he's like,
I'm like, this one's good. You go, I'll get you
(53:54):
through the night. And I was like, can you not
like because he wasn't saying it broke or it's shitty
or it's whatever.
Speaker 2 (54:04):
Right, He's just like it's yeah. He's just sort of
saying like, no, you can't get excited about it. Yeah,
and you have to offer an alternative at that point. Yeah,
read me, it seem fascinatory. I'm back on the protein yeh. Which,
by the way, now I understand why it was clearance
at Arawan. That's here. By the way, I'm not trying
to do a hit job. It was like on sale.
(54:25):
It was really marked down. I think it was three
dollars a day. I think it was three dollars and
nine nine cents as opposed to floating and they're never
coming back. Maybe it says, oh, it doesn't have dairy, wheat, gluten, soy, eggs, peanuts, nuts, fish, shellfish, chemicals, fillers. Hey, guys,
guargum is a filler. Yeah, Like what artificial colors, flavors. Well,
(54:49):
you've got natural flavors. It was artificial anyway, We're mad,
and then says sweeteners, no sweeteners, the fuck to calcaine sugar.
Speaker 1 (54:56):
That's a joke. You guys can wake up what the
problem is because they're like, sugar isn't a sweetener? Sugar sugar,
sweeteners are aspartas you see what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (55:07):
Wow's so you could put on.
Speaker 1 (55:10):
A march to the grave, and march to the grave,
march the grave with a with a bag of sugar
under each arm, and on that bag of sugar, it says,
no sweets.
Speaker 3 (55:21):
Just to be fucked like that inside of an airwan,
to be on.
Speaker 2 (55:24):
All fours bent over a console at Arawan getting deep
dicked by this fucking shake that I purchase.
Speaker 1 (55:37):
You're ready to sign up shell out for it? I
mean the thing is I've seen on some because oh
you know what I have been actually uh experimenting with.
Speaker 2 (55:48):
Fuck what's it called? Spoon? No, Chris? I love when
you scream for Chris.
Speaker 3 (56:00):
That new drink we've been drinking boon, Oh, swoon, swoon.
I knew it wasn't spoon or boon, but swoon, Okay.
Speaker 1 (56:09):
And it's it's sweetened with something and it's I don't know,
it's working for me, it's doing it's doing something I've
been drinking so much, Celsius just spoon. Oh oh, and
it's not something you're gonna be interested in. I mean,
it's just a drink to change it up for those
of us who can't, you know, get excited about water.
Speaker 2 (56:27):
I need you off, care about you too much, and
yet you can't name what's the problem with it? True? Okay?
Well this was fun.
Speaker 1 (56:36):
I love you, Love you bye.
Speaker 2 (56:43):
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