It's All Abuse

Merch is currently in production and tour approaches. Password recovery as elder abuse. To die by the hand of your child. When they went after Sagan. ADHD and unfinished threads. A thirty year old who just doesn’t have it. Jacqueline peels the sticker off the Lyma on air with Kate’s encouragement.  “Strangely satisfying” can go. An event mere hours after a hydra facial? Begging for foundation from Lady Gaga. The home soaked reusable cotton rounds have proven their worth. 

Brands mentioned: Celsius, Lyma, Beauty Shamans, Viome, Haus Labs, Soko Glam, HopTonic, HOP WTR, May Lindstrom, Aesop, OUAI, Soft Services, Ranavat, HigherDose, Avocado, Nectar, Casper, ThermaDerm, TempurPedic, Hastens, SleepNumber, Thuma, Cozy Earth, Leesa, Aromatech

 

Edited & mixed by Allie Graham.

 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hi, I'm Kate Berlan, I'm Jacqueline Novak, And this is.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Poog, an ongoing conversation about wellness between two obsessive.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
Friends, two untamable intellects. This is our hobby, This is
our hell, This is our naked desire for free products.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
This is poog.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Today's topics looselie speaking, tick talk, little angel, fear based medicine.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Hello, Hi, before we get into the good stuff, poog
live dot com. Don't forget to get your tickets for
the tour, folks. It's coming so fast.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
The merch is being created, the merch is being what's
the what I'm looking for?

Speaker 3 (00:40):
I manufactured and manufactured?

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Oh god.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
Crafted? Us visiting the factory where the merch is being made.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
Oh yeah, but it is just sort of a clipboard
and a hard hat.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
They're happy with the factory.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
We're actually using like a nice like and they are
happy factory.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
Yeah, okay, all right, but we know.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
Oh, by the way, like I'm still looking for an
alcohol sponsor for proof. Yes, no, I mean like like
at our event. Imagine like the specialty cocktail.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Who wants to official?

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Do you want your alcohol to be blasted and fastened?

Speaker 3 (01:18):
You know, totally left and right.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Oh you ready, I'm ready because I'm about to do something.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Oh, she's cracking a Celsius.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
This is good. This is good. By the way, I
guess what I just said. Fired up my heater for
the first time. Tis the season to be.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
Fired up?

Speaker 1 (01:41):
How do you feel about intense kind of re imaginings
of like basically harmonics reimaginings of the Christmas Carol to
the point where the Carol's almost non recognizable?

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Oh wow, you made a complete Do you love it?
Is it a thrill? I'm intrigued.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Wait, you still haven't acknowledged I thought you'd be interested
in the fact.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
That we were back, baby, And I hate to say
you were drinking celsius. Is the last one? Mm hmm?
Last one?

Speaker 1 (02:10):
I had like two SIPs. I slid it die that way, Yeah,
carried it down. It was as heavy as a bucket full.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
We can't be not in in ourselves the drugs we need,
like caffeine. First of all, I'm happy to see that
you're back quickly. I want to back and I want
to take it. Yeah, you seem great. I'm taking a
moment with something that's happening right now. I want to
walk you through it. By the way, eighty D two
point ADHD two point zero book on my dining room table.
Looking at it right now, I see.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
It's forgotten all about it since lad, we're.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
Going to do a poog season devoted to add. But yeah,
this is I think this is a form of add
what mes walk you through this. I'll let you know.
Here we go, cleaned out the basement, sorted out, gonna
post on poogram. Unbelievable people that come to your house,
they sorted out it. Saven on Earth. Help you what
that's the organizer thing? Did you remember the organizers? I

(03:02):
brought them back in honey, I brought them back my basement,
which was ruining my life every day. Brought them back.
Unbelievable in it is all I'm saying. It was, honey,
they're they're a Florida took one day. Okay, go on,
let me tell you this detail in the basement, old
wooden rocking chair that I brought here for my parents' house,

(03:23):
pretty good shape, whatever. No, why did you bring it there?

Speaker 1 (03:27):
I mean, why is in the basement because you have
it doesn't belong you haven't found.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
Your stuff? Well address next to the rats no, so
I didn't want it in the living room anymore as
a design choice. Took it down to the basement because
this is I'm not going to leave us on the curb.
It's kind of a nice thing. Forgot entirely about it.
They go, oh, look at this rocking chair. I go, oh,
brought it up to my deck to the side. What
to do with it? I'm in zoom therapy and thunderous

(03:54):
rain begins. I look outside. I see the rocking chair.
I go, oh, excuse me, because I'm gonna run out
to get the rocking chair to save it. I go out.
I attempt to bring it inside, and the rocking chair
is slightly too big for the doorframe, so to open
up to get the rocking chair inside, I would have
to turn it on the latch of the other door.
To make it French doors, I'd have to turn it
into French doors.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
You it's really bad about it. Okay, I'm doubting. There's
some puzzle it on its side and geometriated in. Well,
here's the anyway.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
I'm sorry, I just almost broke the chair from anger
that I tried to get it in. Couldn't quite figure
it out. Meanwhile, TikTok precious therapy minutes. I mean this
is probably fifteen seconds was talking. Oh, TikTok, TikTok, a
clock goes the original TikTok of the clock.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
Many of fan, did you have forgotten what is come?

Speaker 2 (04:41):
By the way, that's this is actually really dark because
of course TikTok, there goes your life. Then you know
what they're doing. They're like, TikTok, we have you buy
the fucking cunt and throat. Wait and your life now
and by the coat may have you by all? Huh,
I said, cunt, No, I heard that.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
I thought you said they have you buy the sea
and coat.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
So they got you. They got it from the base
and they and they.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
Got you from and the whole coat, the throat.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
They've got you.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
They've got a huge merch opportunity.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
And coat yeah okay, see and coat okay, so see,
and I may have to beat me saying it. It's
too horrible. You believe it's so funny, all right, go on, sorry,
I'm actually shocks. Okay, so oh yeah, TikTok quite fit through. Okay, TikTok,
there goes your life just as planned. So I panic

(05:46):
panics A strong word, I can't get the chair through.
I look at the door. I could unlatch the door.
That feels too hard. I decide to leave the rocking
short outside in the thunderous rain, come inside. And then
as I'm in therapy, I can see the rain pounding
down upon it, feeling guilt, feeling shame, thoughts that it's

(06:06):
getting that it's getting rained.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
Onne right, yeah, so what do you think with that?
So somebody normally.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
The time you were when you were saying about your
parents and the curb, was it your parents chair that
they put on the curb, and then you felt like, oh,
we can't do that.

Speaker 2 (06:23):
No one put it on the curb. I took it
from their house. They didn't want it anymore. I was
considering putting it on.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
The curb, but that in this season, Okay, I said,
you gotta kick it to the curb.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
I said, I wasn't going to put it. Yeah, I
wasn't going to put it on the curb. So don't
you think somebody not calcified by bad brains? Sorry, yes, okay,
would have brought the rocking chair indoors to safety instead
of watching the rain pour down upon it. Do you

(06:53):
think that's an ad D adjacent. Well, you're you would
have had to.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
Now when you say latch, do you just mean one
button latch and you open the door.

Speaker 3 (07:03):
Or is it like something at the top at the
bottom right?

Speaker 2 (07:07):
Not a lot of work, It's not like a I
hate the sound it makes when I do that.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
Yeah, and the feeling of the metal it's metal probably.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
Like yeah, that's really really, really bad. Also, by the way,
that when I was trying to show me the rocking
the rocking chair in hurt my hands, you almost said
rock too quickly. By the way, I know I did
almost say I didn't. I I also sustained a major
elbow injury today.

Speaker 3 (07:31):
I was rushing late. Wait, hold that with all my strength.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
Hold that.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
I've never said hold that thought in my life. I
do not wish to. Okay, that's why I stop myself.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
I hold it. Let's talk about is it ado?

Speaker 1 (07:41):
You look at your list, but we're not done, you asked, Okay, yeah,
keep going.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
I think it might be. Do you think a bird
wave indirect? Okay?

Speaker 1 (07:50):
I think so. I don't think. Well, I think there
are people who actually think things like.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
It's raining. Maybe I'll take in the chair.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
I mean that exists out there, if you can imagine literally,
But didn't I do it? I mean, like, oh, did
you I thought you saw it and were triggered? No,
you remember it was out there?

Speaker 2 (08:13):
No, I said, oh my god, I think it's about
to start raining looked out attempts to rescue the chair
as the early drops were coming. So you you and
how long has the chair been out there at this point? Weeks?
Four or five days? Okay?

Speaker 1 (08:29):
No, I think that shows strong executive functioning. Okay, that
you know you were able to remember that there was
a chair out there and that was triggered by the brain.
So I will acknowledge that. However, I also will acknowledge
that things like because I think about you every time
I don't pick something up after I drop it, right, yeah,
because we both do that, and you know I'm working

(08:49):
on changing that, okay, but always frankly okay, because because
you can't risk leaning down to pack get up and
a thought occurring or you're seeing something that takes you
onto another town. There, So a massive part of all

(09:10):
the things that look like a kind of carelessness or
an attempt to retain continuity of thought on whatever whatever
I mean.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
I mean, I genuinely.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
It's it's got it's either gotten to or I'm finally
becoming aware of that. I can, you know, turn my
head and I'm like yesterday, like I could try to
go up the stairs and decide, like something, I forget
how it happened, right, there were things to be done
wildly behind right, And then I'm I'm suddenly I'm on

(09:42):
my side nailing these little clips into the stairwell for
plans of permanently being able to just have a place
to hang in Christmas lights and route them up the
stairs so there could be a tiny tree on the
on the landing.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
Then it goes under the stairway.

Speaker 3 (09:59):
You're on your side nailing clips for.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
Tree, let for lights for Christmas lights, okay, to be
clipped to the clipped so they can boat so that
there's no tree on the landing, and then that same
strand of lights can wind up the staircase. But I
don't want to step over lights. Yeah, yes, sure, I'm installing.
It's like on the way up the stairs and fixing
the stairs. It's it's non stop. And then the reason

(10:24):
everything's out on the desk and out on the floor
and out everywhere, and resting on taps is for because
you need a visual trigger.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
Here's white Sean.

Speaker 3 (10:32):
When's the last time you write a book, a full book?

Speaker 1 (10:38):
Yeah, because I would say, right now I'm reading like
I'm in the midst of reading. Right, it's actually more
like there's one hundred and cover to cover one hundred
and I'm in and.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
Out cover to cover. Oh, cover to cover.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
I will knock out a book that promises me a
life change, Okay, Yeah, like I will sit down and
read you know, Mark Hymen Detox Solution or some something
like that. You read that, and I will knock it out. Well, bitch,
you read that years ago. It's an old one, not
the new one, okay, okay, or so those like all
going like if I go into my like eyebooks, it'll

(11:12):
be like one hundred percent complete, you know, like anything
like anything like that, something.

Speaker 2 (11:18):
Denser but fiction.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
So there's books placed around the home, right, And I
just got distracted, okay, okay, I like picked up my
phone and that's an issue.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
All right. I still have my two phone system and
it's working great. I only have Instagram on my old phone. Really,
I mean that's huge.

Speaker 3 (11:40):
I have to tell you. Oh, right, it's huge. I
don't have Twitter on there.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
I only have Instagram on the old phone, and now
when I go onto Instagram, it's like it looks weird
because it's on the old phone. It looks shitty. By
the way, I'm locked out. I want to be clear,
I couldn't even download Instagram on my new phone if
I wanted to because I'm locked out, and I'm locked
out on my computer. So it's actually a blessing, Like.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
You don't have a password and you don't want to
reset it because it's too many sticks.

Speaker 3 (12:04):
Actually it's worse than that. I do know my password.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
Two step authentication, it goes, okay, entering your text, we'll
send you a code. Sorry, I enter in your phone number.
I entered my phone number. They goes, we sent the code.
No you fucking didn't. Yeah, I know. Never has the
code been received. So these are the kinds of things
that make me awaken the night screaming. Explain that to me.
I enter my phone number, we sent the code. No
you didn't.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
And then what I have found password recovery to be
one of the most broken systems in this It worldly
is it really is, and it's all massive.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
We're recovering daily.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
We're daily recovery, I mean, and then we're in recovery.
And then how dare yeah, how dare you then save
the wrong password like in the keychain?

Speaker 2 (12:51):
Yeah? These fuckers. You not feel like a pit.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
In your stomach when when the keychain is mentioned by
your computer. It's so by the way, I downloaded one
password or whatever, like some they were like, this is it.
This is the thing. Okay, that will change your entire
password game. It's like taking up space on my computer.
It's nary to be about me anything.

Speaker 3 (13:12):
The honor system.

Speaker 2 (13:13):
No more passwords, Okay, this is interesting on our system
because here's the thing. This is bold And I'm listening.
What do you want? Because what do you want? Because
from privacy?

Speaker 1 (13:23):
Right?

Speaker 2 (13:23):
Yeah? What do you really? Well d I mean yeah,
I mean how about the honor system? How about this passwords?
And if you guess it, if you do the work
to guess it, you get an alert someone has logged in,
and you go, shit, well like that's almost better.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
No, I mean, I look, I love a radical idea,
you know what I mean, and solution, and so I
am searching for how this makes sense, and I believe
like a find a way, but initially, you know, I
won't want lie I'm afraid.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
Okay, that sounds by the way at it, well, you
know what, I just think some websites on her system
when I'm logging in, when I'm doing two step authentication
for a fucking whatever. It's no. I know, I know
today I ordered live. And by the way, I have

(14:17):
a friend in her sixties no, actually she's eighty writes
it down. No, she's like, oh sorry. Every time I
see her, she's like, I can't figure out the passwords.
It's too much. And I'm like, I fucking bet it all.
It's eld your abuse, it's all abuse. If I'm struggling, yeah,
it's all abuse, that's for fucking sure. And by the way,
someone someone five years younger than me dextrous in a

(14:38):
way with technology that I'll that I'll never be. Really,
it's absolutely shocking. Within five years it changes. That's why
as we've talked about the babies being born today on
their iPods a day four months, by.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
The way they do, and they are resting the baby's
body instead of skin skin directly on a large.

Speaker 2 (14:55):
Skin to screen.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
Skins to screen goes right onto the iPad get a
tune to its frequency.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
Completely, and the parents should be held accountable. And I
don't want to fucking hear that. Oh you don't understand.
You don't have kids. How about this, don't have fucking kids.
If we're gonna put a screen in front of their face,
how about that? How about that? Take responsibility for they all.
By the way, I might lose listeners, might lose listeners
to this. People aren't gonna like this. Yeah, and listen.
I'm not saying I'm not saying it's easy tho, I'm addicted.

(15:23):
But how about this? How about this? Don't have there
going to be if you want to screen? How about
and is it easy? You better fucking believe it's not.
Can't imagine? Well that's maybe don't bring the iPad to dinner.
Maybe force your child to develop a brain, because guess what,
I'm worried about the future, and these kids here a brain?
Save them. I mean, have a kid learn photoshop. That

(15:46):
sounds fun when they're twelve, When they're eight, Yeah, when
they're still technically in the womb and you have the
screen in front of them, that's when I get a
little high and mighty, and I go maybe weren't ready
feel a feel texture, Maybe weren't ready. Wait, who wasn't ready?
Oh the parent?

Speaker 3 (16:03):
Yeah, convenience at the expense of what the future species.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
And also just again, well you know you hear this
kind of hear this some people, and it's really honestly pathetic.
People who who claim that one of like that like
a reason they have kids, Like they're like.

Speaker 2 (16:19):
Well, someone's got to take care of you when you're alter.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
That's one of the top two reasons, Okay, And it's
like it's like, first of all, no guarantees.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
For sure, you could have a kid who a sucks
b is the murderer that at least or she doesn't
like you provide some connect an opportunity career. Where are
you with murder murderous children? We murder die by the handbag?

(16:52):
Child deserved it, right. But but here's a question. In adulthood.
Have you been around what you perceive as an adult
child around their parent, and it's clear to you the
parent and kid just don't really connect. But it's not
it's because the kid's kind of a dud. Because I
feel like a.

Speaker 1 (17:12):
Parent witness, a parent is a songstress of human.

Speaker 2 (17:16):
Is what's scary, two great two great parents, charming, loving it,
wonderful people, and they have kids that.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
Connecting with you're connecting with a parent. I feel like
it now this guy, I'm interested the parent.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
You go great, and then you meet the kids and
you go ay, yeah, yay. And a twelve year old
I'm talking about an adult. I'm talking about a thirty
year old who's fully cooked, who just doesn't have it,
and by the way, also spends all Go I'll be
bolded up and go, I don't know them. Who knows.
Maybe it was a bad light. I think I've had
enough times like bad impressions. Completely who among us, we've

(17:52):
all given off bad impressions. I'm talking about someone that
you've repeatedly been around. You go, they I can officially
diagnose them. They don't have it. And but it you
mean kind of human kind of kind of radiance. Yeah,
they don't have radiance. They're not the parents.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
Getting selected, They're not getting curated from your dinner parties.

Speaker 2 (18:08):
Definitely not, definitely not making it.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
No, But I'm actually I'm saying that is the highest
level of the most narrow Okay, rarefied stratus, right, I'm
saying I'm curious when you say dud, you know to
what level you're talking about, like like like personality wise.

Speaker 2 (18:24):
I just mean someone who a hasn't is kind of
refusing to reach.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
Adulthood for whatever experience less soulfulness exact.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
That's where I'm going, which I think maybe maybe like
a lack of you know what, I'm a fucking asshole
because I'm thinking about this. I'm going, why must I
don't think this person is worthless. I don't think anyone
is worthless. I just am saying, hard working record, let's
get that on the record right now, that I think

(18:54):
every that no one is worthless and honestly, no one
really is special. Okay, well yeah, but like I'll go
even further. But here's what I want to say. I'm
talking about the heartbreak of having a child. They grow
up and you go, I just can't have an I
can't bat the ball around with my kid. I can't
really connect with my kid, which people have and that
would break me down or maybe not. I go, you know,

(19:17):
there's actuallying really cool about going my kid. God, they're
a freak. We can hardly get it, we can we
have nothing to talk about. But I love them they're
my child. That's cool, very and then you should be
a parent, I think, well I do kind of people.
That's the only way to parent. That is the only
way we recognize breed. There's something that they are not gone.

Speaker 3 (19:37):
Yeah, the hand they're not your creation, Yeah, the hand
of God.

Speaker 2 (19:40):
And then also that I'm saying people who are breeding
caretakers what you were saying, Yeah, I'm breeding a caretaker
and breeding a best friend, and I am in danger
of who knows.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
Do not disturb isn't working? And this is how I
live my life. And you can see becoming disturbed and
look my eyes scanning to see what I was just
stirred by.

Speaker 2 (20:00):
All Right, I don't know. I might have kids, might not,
who knows, But I worry I can't have a child
or do that unless I am prepared to have a kid.
That I go, eh, but I think that ultimately you
love the kid regardless.

Speaker 3 (20:18):
But what like, Yeah, I think that's actually what we're
talking about here.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
Okay, we're talking about you, Okay, and your fear right
and the fear of exactly what you're describing.

Speaker 2 (20:28):
But but it's because you're still still talking.

Speaker 3 (20:31):
Have a little angel, what keep going a little angel.

Speaker 1 (20:36):
That's what your your paralysis or you're you're you're like, wait,
say it again.

Speaker 2 (20:41):
I heard a little angel. I'd have I'd have a
little angel, right, which is the believe you want to
know my darkest secret that I'm saying on air to
the millions of listeners and boo, I can't say it.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
Wait two millions, you're gonna say it in one second.
But I just want to say something million. You know
what's interesting?

Speaker 2 (21:01):
Could be millions if.

Speaker 1 (21:02):
You said millions upon millions. Yeah, I'm gonna explain why
I'm bringing this up. Okay, technically that's a minimum four million, okay,
because millions for there to be plural and then millions.

Speaker 2 (21:14):
Right.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
This was like a thing they went after what's his
name for the guy who did the original Cosmos.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
Sagan?

Speaker 1 (21:24):
Yes, okay, yeah, because he was like, you know, like
and you know, can't pull the fat correctly, you know,
but it would be like billions upon billions, and they
were like, that's four billion, when actually, like sir, it.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
Was you know too. Yeah, anyway, I kind of like
love that really quick jutting in. You have the lema
on your face. Yeah, I took a sticker off mine
was that aro? Was that a mistake? Interesting? I see
how you have your sticker on.

Speaker 1 (21:51):
Well, i'll explain now, God what first? I want to know? First,
I want to know you'd be sorried that you took No,
you didn't be at ease. But we're not moving on.
Just so you've gotten your little pacification.

Speaker 2 (22:03):
Okay, because I saw you at I saw a woman
on the internet using her LIMA and she had the
sticker that you have on. To be clear for the listener,
the sticker is this kind of industrial looking thing. It
has like constructions on it, right, I don't think it does,
but it's keelable. It has a QR code, it has
a bar code as well. It has sounds like key.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
It says like, you know, three six fold DC battery type,
it says things like that. But it is a very
There's no marketing language on it. There's no instructions on it.
So you are you wondering why it's online? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (22:42):
Why did you leave it on? Why'd you make that choice?

Speaker 1 (22:44):
Well? One, it kind of the sticker does kind of
remind me of the excitement of it being a new technology, yeah,
or a new like purchase today.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
And I'm starting a thirdy day lima religious.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
Skincare and supplement ceremonies. So I have been literally doing it. Okay,
I have ever done anything this consistently in my life.
I don't know because oh my god, So I sent
you a picture of my face on day one, so
damn yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:13):
You look amazing. Tell me right now?

Speaker 3 (23:14):
Are seeing results out with it?

Speaker 2 (23:17):
Well?

Speaker 1 (23:17):
This morning I was tempted to be like, jury's out, okay,
and it's only been like I don't know, I should
check when I sent you that photo, but I.

Speaker 2 (23:25):
Think they say like ten like two weeks of religious
whatever the fuck? Yeah, They're like they're like one week.
It's you know, you know.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
The one week is very like almost feels like you know, oh,
you know, like oh you never used moisturizer before, you know,
like the early promises, you know when they say like
eighty percent of users, they're like, notice increased hydration like
when you're using a moistures and they're like compared to
nothing at all. You know, it's just like okay, cool,
Like I'm waiting for you know, serious, what's happening at

(23:54):
month three?

Speaker 2 (23:55):
Right? Yeah? But what was I saying? I couldn't tell
you results.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
Result stry's out and then I like pulled up pulled
up the phone, and I was like, it might be
that I'm not noticing the things it's affecting because they're
not things I normally worry about.

Speaker 2 (24:11):
Oh interesting, right, I'm getting a hid So got your
dorm Yeah, my dirm I bought a package.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
You've spoken of, Like, like, I haven't gotten a facial
in two years.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
I don't know. Like I woke up this morning. That's
about micro current going. I fell off micro current. Here
come the jowls? Well, and guess who's not gushing. It
is impossible muscular work. It is impossible to do anything. Wait, wait, Jacqueline,
remember I said I was gonna do Beauty Shaman two

(24:43):
week trial and I didn't. Well. Beauty Shaman, yes, is
the woman that we follow who's gorgeous, who massages her
face freakishly and endlessly all day long and it works,
And she has a two week thing where you can
sign up and she'll teach you how to touch your face.
I mean it's it's the structure. I'm into that. I'm
into that.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
This is a Psychologically I just want to say, this
is the face of a No, not even that well,
first of all, I do want to, like, somebody better
be notating, Okay, the things that we haven't finished saying
in the episode. That could be huge, That could be
the entire second half of the episode. Do you see
what I'm saying? So, for example, I haven't answered about
the sticker. I haven't said the thing about my books
about a d d oh shit, right, So I just

(25:23):
want to say. But one example, it says, I pull
up my phone to remember because I wanted to share
something from the eyebooks about how many books you're reading whatever.
So I type an I and then I see, I'm
I started to type an M. I movie just I've
never used on my phone. Actually I have a couple
of times. Yeah, but this is the point. There's automations happening.
I have a lot of automations as a result of

(25:46):
not being able to consciously retain the stream of thought,
for example. So then automations. So, for example, I go
home with someone else's thing in my purse, okay, because
I automatically, Oh, I go home with restaurant napkins a lot.

Speaker 3 (26:02):
When we're talking, right, we're talking.

Speaker 2 (26:04):
One time I.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
Left the store Ricky's with like a grill, like a
gold medal grill thing that was just sitting on the counter.
And it's not unconscious stealing, I want to be very clear. Okay,
yeah it is. It's I'm so used to leaving things
behind that that our mind that as I'm leaving and
I'm engaged in whatever collect you're talking about, my hand
just sweeps, sweeps whatever into the bag. I go home

(26:25):
clutching the napkin.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
You with the notch on napkin at home is absolutely astonishing.
More than once this has happened. Yep, I have a
Via Corona napkin. Yeah, okay, So.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
I brought this up because like it made me laugh,
like Notes from the Underground two mm hmm, because you
know iMovie, I mean eyebooks. There I go again. This
time verbally I tried to say iMovie. I mean I
tried there we go. The third time I tried to
say eye books, I move flew out. Do you want
to hear the fucking some of the shit in my library? Yep, Meander, spiral, explode.

(27:06):
That's about alternate natural shapes other than the climax, okay,
which is obviously very you know of narrative. Okay, whatever,
Jane Allison Meander, spiral explode. Okay, then we got made
into mother twenty five percent. Obviously I found that compelling
silver mind control method fifteen percent.

Speaker 3 (27:28):
I can't read a book on a screen.

Speaker 2 (27:30):
Never split the difference.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
This is about negotiation tactics from a hostage negotiator.

Speaker 3 (27:35):
You're joking eighty percent.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
Oh wow, do we have that's interesting?

Speaker 1 (27:44):
I have multiple the Doctor Mark Hymen library, I have multiple.

Speaker 2 (27:50):
Let's see. I want Doctor Mark Hymen's Shit Tester or whatever.
It's his program. Were you I think, shit, piss of blood, whatever,
And they go, here's what's wrong with you, doll?

Speaker 1 (28:04):
And yeah, well we did my usband and three times
I attempted to send it in, and three times I
was spoiled.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
I gotta do voome.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
I mean, that's the add of imagine imagine collecting a
stool stample three times. That's every single time forgetting to
send it in. And it's sitting in a box.

Speaker 2 (28:24):
Girl.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
Now, I want to be very clear inside it inside
is a solution inside a test tube, because it's not
it's not what you think it is.

Speaker 3 (28:35):
Box next Year takeout.

Speaker 2 (28:37):
Yeah yeah, uh oh, I thought this was Schwan suffered
so stupid interesting, the freedom of self.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
Forget this is a sample. I wonder what that the
hell means? What self compassion? Sixty six percent decided on
pursuing that heavy I'm just giving sort of my sort
of pooh relevant the cat whisper eighty two percent?

Speaker 2 (29:22):
Do you want to know?

Speaker 1 (29:23):
I kept the sticker on? I feel like there's another reason.
Oh yeah, it is related, So hey, don't get mad
at me.

Speaker 2 (29:29):
I'm all right.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
So you want to be careful when you pull a
sticker off. If you do it in too chili a scenario,
you risk the adhesive remaining on the thing, and then
you spend the rest of your life rolling your thumb
on it, trying to get the little bits.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
Of the adhesive. All okay, so I'm gonna tell you this.
That sticker of the lima came off effortlessly. Really, I
have a smooth one. Yes, effortless. Were you in a
warm no? Honey, well, I guess the heat wasn't on yet?

Speaker 1 (29:55):
Pulled it off in bed? Should I peel a corner
to test it? I'm scared?

Speaker 2 (30:00):
Do it live?

Speaker 3 (30:01):
Do it live? I'm scared, do it live. I believe
in you.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
I did it. It's beautiful and then you get a
beautiful shaft without the sticker. I just found the sticker. Esthetically,
I'm like, I want to be closing on X. So
that makes me feel like I'm I don't know.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
But there is some interesting information, like the battery type.
I don't want to I could not then I could not.

Speaker 2 (30:19):
Google that that's found online.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
Honey, I guess either way, I have to type three
six volt DC into the store search. So in replacing
a battery, you just you know, I don't know that
QR code doesn't call to you.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
I don't know. I'm suddenly afraid. There's some I think.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
What I like about it is it it feels medical?

Speaker 3 (30:40):
Yeah, sure does.

Speaker 1 (30:41):
And the second I remove it, I wonder if I
like doubting it's by the way they like won like
something Time invention or something.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
I'm peeling it off because you know what automated.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
My body went automated. I was starting to think about
Time magazine and started pulling.

Speaker 2 (30:58):
It off, starting to think of Time magazine. Yeah, I
just said they want a Time magazine thing. Oh yeah,
that's cool.

Speaker 3 (31:03):
I'm scared. I believe in you.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
I think I need to warm it up a little.
You don't I did it raw? But we don't know
what temperature you did. And I think I ripped the
sticker off before I even did it. I think it
was cool, right. Oh, you know, it's the real question.
She goes, just peeling.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
Could you wrap it in a non toxic plastic of
sorts and stick it in your mouth? Oh?

Speaker 2 (31:32):
No, Kate, what happened at the end? I'm fucked. I
heard something at the end. It got a little sticky there.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
Yeah, and it'll come off easy means fuck, Okay, it
feels fucking it's rolling off under my thumb. And I
guess there is a strange or satisfaction. Actually tired of
this sort of language of strange satisfaction that has permeated
the culture. It's oddly satisfying. It's it's a strange satisfaction.

(32:03):
How about it satisfying?

Speaker 2 (32:04):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (32:04):
I know, I language in the culture right now, like
oddly satisfying videos strange.

Speaker 2 (32:09):
It's strangely satisfying. True, it's just satisfying. Aren't we familiar now?
You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (32:15):
Like course, it's almost like when guilty pleasure went for
a while and had to be.

Speaker 2 (32:19):
It's like it's almost weird that sex would feel good
because it's so weird and gross.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
Therefore you even why does no one say oddly like that?

Speaker 2 (32:29):
Specifactly? I this is weirdly Yeah.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
Also when like ninety percent of the population enjoys like
I don't know, like it'd be like petting a cat,
you know, like they're like, it's oddly satisfied. Like if
that was like a piece of observational humor in like
eighteen twenty, like pret to history, drag your hand across.

Speaker 2 (32:48):
A cat observation comedy, it's oddly satisfying. Do you think
it's bold that I'm going to get a hydro facial
and then I'm going to have an event a couple
hours later.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
I think it's very I think it's not like you're
getting no transaction.

Speaker 3 (33:06):
No, no, no no.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
Also in the picture it really makes me quite right,
But as I recall in the past hour and a
half later, it's kind of gone. I think you're yeah, yeah,
I think you're fine. Okay, here's a quick product, House Slabs. Foundation. Yeah,
Lady Gaga's foundation company. I got my makeup done, really
unbelievable foundation. Okay, it's whatever, just check it out. People

(33:31):
say it's about foundation, they go they go oh, it
looks like skin. Do you know?

Speaker 1 (33:35):
It's been life changing and I've done probably every day
since I don't know the time the day I brought
it up. But so I moved okay, my cos Rx
snail hydro Jel eye patches. Oh okay, I moved them
out of this container that they come in. I've never
used the simmon another jar. Okay, okay, now this is
something I was telling about. Your eyes are going down

(33:56):
a lot, is it your nails?

Speaker 2 (33:58):
Yeah? Were you like, are these aren't gonna fly for
anything else? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (34:02):
Not hang nails, but just bad okay, going.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
So, as I mentioned, I ordered online cotton rounds, reusable
cotton rounds. Yeah, double fabric. I poured into the jar,
soaking them. My mugwort essence from Soco Glam incredible midday
pick in the morning. If I don't want to do
a a wash in the morning because it's not always

(34:28):
even recommended, Okay, I'll do one right now. Oh wow, okay,
oh my god, look at you. And by the way,
in the morning when you do it, because I load
up heavy on the products at night, like it's not
clean in the morning, like you know, like it's as
if I've been like out dirt like I'm shocked, Like

(34:52):
I like, it'll be like does like I expect.

Speaker 2 (34:54):
To dirt morning. Yeah, it'll be like dirty kind of.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
And I wonder if the product's working at night, like
they've like released and they've you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (35:03):
So I do this. It's heavenly. It feels great, right, yeah,
watching you do that, I want to do that, Okay.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
And I and I'm really getting the mug word essence.
So yes, there's some left in here that you could
argue is like lost.

Speaker 2 (35:15):
But what is lost? I don't think so. I think
I'm getting I'm getting more. Okay, So I do this.
It's heaven.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
It's heaven. I toss it aside. Now I need a
bigger jar or smaller rounds. That's why that looks like that.
So it's not perfect, right, I do that on the
neck heaven. Let me see it, all right, but this
won't be on the video. Wait, actually no, that looks
like very It looks warmer than a warm light.

Speaker 2 (35:41):
Yeah yeah, pil see.

Speaker 3 (35:43):
And then what you're throwing that in the washing machine?

Speaker 2 (35:46):
Yes? So I throw them in a little little mesh bag.
You go, warrior.

Speaker 1 (35:52):
I mean it's about though, like you know whatever. So
so I do it once sometimes twice a day, and
then so I just want to I was really excited
about that. A couple other things I got. I picked
this up at Airwon during the looking for drinks to
enjoy other than celsius.

Speaker 2 (36:09):
Let me see, I even know what this is.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
Craft brewed sparkling tea, hop tonic, lemon grass, jasmine. But
let me see it made with regenerative yo pond tea
and a hint of hops. Now, jesus, what are they?

Speaker 2 (36:22):
I've heard about them because I that non alcohol beer
called hop water.

Speaker 3 (36:26):
It's like a seltzer. I've enjoyed that.

Speaker 2 (36:29):
That's not this hop tonic. No, I don't believe it
or not.

Speaker 1 (36:32):
No carbonated water, organic jasmine tea, lemon grass, okay, hops
tea organic certified. Okay, that's interesting. Okay, first time in
my life, Maile instrom.

Speaker 3 (36:48):
Blue cocoon in your hands. Blue cocoon is in my hand.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
But I have used I've been using the oil cleanser
the instructions, yes, because there is essentral oil in it,
which I remember. The esop guy that I ran into
once at a hotel said, how do you feel about
essential oils in skincare because not everyone is for it.

Speaker 3 (37:09):
Estop just sold for three bill to lareel continue.

Speaker 2 (37:11):
Are you serious?

Speaker 1 (37:12):
Yep?

Speaker 2 (37:13):
Pigs. Next, so the.

Speaker 1 (37:19):
Lindstorm instructions okay, are amazing there. We invite you to
use this oil and they're they're like massage on the
dry face. Right.

Speaker 2 (37:28):
This is like the magic potion, you know, oil cancer.

Speaker 1 (37:31):
And I don't care if essential oils and skincare aren't.

Speaker 2 (37:36):
Good because is that good? Because the aroma therapy.

Speaker 1 (37:40):
There, it is bitch changing everything that her products.

Speaker 2 (37:45):
Really do smell unbelievable, she says. Turn.

Speaker 1 (37:47):
Then she says, like when after a while or whatever,
turn to turn into the stream of the water, turn
to face the stream of the water and pray to
God show turn turn it. Okay, And so now I
experienced experience of turning get into the water amulsify rints.
Next up, there's a heavy bottle that's way bigger than

(38:08):
you'd think it be. For what's in it the dry
clay powder.

Speaker 2 (38:13):
I think it's dry.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
Okay, you shake it in, she says, like add just
like add like a one to one ratio. I think
are may one to two water to the powder. Create
a moose. Now, no moose has emerged. Okay, when I've
added water to this this sand, but I'm going old
manualalation yea, and the clay and the whole thing, and

(38:39):
I'm going, I'm going, I don't even care if you've
returned to the earth. So then she says, are you ready?
Are you finding this interesting? Because like, I'm like that,
keep going into it. I love it, I love it.
So with that, she says, put on the grains, right,
do that after you rinse them off. After you rinse
them off, continue to massage the face because the skin

(39:01):
will continue to exfoliate like you might experience further, like
as though just rubbing your face now is completely washed,
like it's.

Speaker 2 (39:11):
Going to release more.

Speaker 1 (39:12):
Okay, whoa, So there's that whatever I've been doing that,
you know what? I need a vat of what because
I've been out for many months and as we know,
I think it was life changing for me. Way leaven conditioner. Shit,
I've never used sprits. Oh, the sprits, the spritzing leaven conditioner. Really,

(39:35):
a vat is what I I think my waves have
suffered since No way, I'm going to goo today to
get a trip way.

Speaker 2 (39:47):
Okay. So then, oh yeah, blue cocoon.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
I last night, I actually disaster did strike, and I
want to know your thoughts on this. I left it
on the windowsill me. It warmed up and then it cold.
That's fine, okay. But then today when I went to
or last night when I went to put some on.
So now the texture is completely changed from butter, this
thing you've ever felt in your life to re coagulated

(40:11):
now like now when I.

Speaker 2 (40:14):
That looks fine.

Speaker 1 (40:16):
But now when I but if there's grit. Now when
I keep rubbing, I feel like it dissolves. But I'm
just wondering if the essentially.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
I think I had that in the shower and I
was guashing with it. I was trying to use it
as a final cocoon. I got a guasha today. Enough
is enough, Okay. So the limb strum is the blue
cocoon smells different approach. Okay, it's not. It's not a
medical approach. No, I know, it's I mean, it's emotional.

Speaker 1 (40:47):
It's emotional. It's natural. It's not it's not it's not
like the lima approach. I'm not saying lima is unnatural.
I'm okay, we're not.

Speaker 2 (40:57):
Here to a soft services love soft services.

Speaker 1 (41:01):
Okay, this is simultaneously that this is their buffing bar.

Speaker 3 (41:04):
Right, this is kind of fun for Christmas because this
is a great gift, y'all.

Speaker 2 (41:08):
That's soft exactly what I brought it, Soft services buffing
bar with the little tray that they give you. So
and there's something I'm doing it wrong, but there was
a way that they do. O. Yeah, that you can
keep it. You keep it in the hat, right, you
keep it with the roof over its head. Put the
blue bar flatlighted. What are you sayings upside down? Oh

(41:29):
my god, I've had it wrong. I've been doing it
wrong the whole time I go get I've been resting
it on the silver. Oh my god, Oh my god. No,
you might be the b Oh my god, oh my god.
I'm in wait.

Speaker 1 (41:37):
Wait, hold on, wait, you've been resting on that.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
No, babe, I've been resting on the blue and putting
the silver over it like a hat. Wait.

Speaker 1 (41:45):
No, I think that might be it. Wait wait wait, no,
I think this is like story what I do. That's
what I do, and then you pull it out. I
always store it and then I'll just use it and
put it back in the story.

Speaker 2 (41:59):
Because it's not like this is a sealed container.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
No, so I kind of feel like, so me, it's
kind of just sitting out. But to me is the
fact that there's an option. To me, like it would
almost be like a theory, like I don't know, guests
are coming over, you know, the fact that it has
two modes of like it operates two ways.

Speaker 2 (42:18):
It slides right in beautifully and then up there. And
this is going to be a gift. This is a
great gift option, folks, I really do I want to
just yeah, I want to like, yeah, it's just some giftnavat.
Oh yeah, they sent some gorgeous items. Saffron is just
my jaw pain has come back full force. Last couple.

Speaker 1 (42:40):
Well, it's time to clean your hands and stick it in.

Speaker 2 (42:43):
I might get to get botox in my jaw.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
Naturally, I am compelled by this concept of shooting it
into the upper traps for a while.

Speaker 2 (42:50):
I think I saw this.

Speaker 1 (42:51):
Article about someone doing it with some of their like
neck muscles because they're like to then help correct their
rounded you know, around his shoulders head forward.

Speaker 3 (43:02):
I saw, can I use the term hunchback with love?

Speaker 2 (43:06):
I saw I saw a serious hunchback, say that with love.
This is the part you can't do. By the way,
she was elderly. Yeah, her head was truly floating like
two feet in front of her body. Yeah yeah, And
it was like really, I was like, poor fucking thing.
And then I was like wait, why what happened? What happened?

(43:27):
And then I was like you and I talk about
of course with the phone, right, the spinal cord injury
permanent from looking down on the phone all day.

Speaker 1 (43:35):
When you look down, your head becomes forty pounds of
pressure instead of ten.

Speaker 2 (43:38):
On the neck. Yeah, spinal cord snapped instantly or just
gradually over time or I want to elbow, Yeah, tell me,
but I want you to assess it today. I'm rushing around,
so it's.

Speaker 1 (43:49):
Back because we all remember when we were in the car.

Speaker 2 (43:53):
Oh wait, oh that was from working out, though. This
is something else, same elbow. Yeah, so listen to this.
This was very clear. This is trump. I'm rushing, rushing
late to get a coffee. I'm running around. I'm going
to pull my hair back to wash my face. With
the full force of running, I hit my elbow, left
elbow into the doorway, into the doorframe. You can imagine,

(44:16):
and I was like stunned. Vibration but riberration radiating down
the arm, radiating pain. So right now if I touch it,
it really hurts. I'm like, did break anything because I'd
be on the floor, I would imagine, but I can't
put any Like if I push down the table, neither,
did you fracture?

Speaker 3 (44:36):
I would suggest, because immediately went hairline fracture.

Speaker 2 (44:39):
It's hysterically See this is first.

Speaker 1 (44:42):
I woke up with the Night your garden and I
was very uncomfortable the attention I received in school about it.

Speaker 2 (44:49):
And I had a hairlining out.

Speaker 3 (44:51):
I had a hairline fracture on my telebone.

Speaker 1 (44:53):
They were shocked because, like you know, I was a
good girl. Okay, she's changed because I wasn't allowed to
go out to re I don't know. And where was
the fracture?

Speaker 2 (45:02):
Helped me?

Speaker 1 (45:03):
It was on my tibi. Er sit, No, that's in
the leg or is it that weird thing?

Speaker 2 (45:08):
Going back to the chiropractor, I went to who I
was scared by because she was like my exact age,
and I was like, you're my age. I'm putting my
life in your hands.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
Yeah, to crack me, you're my childhood friend, like even
though you're not you could have been. I just remember
being like something, I know that those gals don't have
to figure it out, so why would you exactly?

Speaker 2 (45:27):
I just remember we're talking, and I just thought, oh,
you're older than me, because look at you in your
doctor's office with your coat and your chiropractor snapping people's
spines for cash. And somehow something about high school or
something came to learn she was my age, maybe one
year older, and I went, if not younger, uncomfortable feeling,
or is.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
That who I should choose the most? For sharp western medicine.
I mean, that's not all you believe in, but fear based.

Speaker 2 (45:54):
I believe in fear based medicine.

Speaker 1 (45:56):
That you would trust a chiropractor with all of It's like,
you know, people, here's this, this was respectful what it was.

Speaker 2 (46:03):
I was desperate because I've been in pain for months
with my table and fracture, and a very trusted family friend,
which to me is the gateway drug. A trusted family
friend was like, this is the only chiropractor I'll go too,
and she is. I love hearing that a major, major
physical therapist. I want to protect her identity, but let's

(46:24):
just say yeah, don't name clients. But yeah, let's just
say honey, let's just say she sat there. Okay, so
I trusted. Yeah, I'm not gonna say more, but yeah,
so she goes go to her. I go, I'll do anything.

(46:44):
I'll with this woman from surgery on me with no anesthesia.
Who cares.

Speaker 3 (46:47):
Let's go have you Have you had an anesthesia?

Speaker 2 (46:51):
Yeah? Did you like it? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (46:53):
I had it from trying to think what I would
have had it for. Maybe I haven't. No, there was
something I remember the remember.

Speaker 2 (47:00):
It, dude, you didn't have it all.

Speaker 3 (47:07):
Wait wait, hold on your elbow gone to a doctor.

Speaker 2 (47:10):
It happened to me.

Speaker 1 (47:11):
Okay, I think hairline flag fractured. Like when I like
had that, it was like a real I wasn't. I
was skating on a blanket, by the way, you were
what one toe goes on like like essentially my blanky
like a small blanket, So one toe, one toe is
holding the blanket between a floor and my foot. And
then and then I'm holding the blanket with my hands

(47:32):
like so the blankets like a scooter, and I'm using
it to slide across.

Speaker 2 (47:35):
The floor like a scooter.

Speaker 1 (47:38):
And I went down on the floor and then I
had not a cast, sorry, but a metal cop a
metal half cylinder your arm rested in and then wrapped
around that an east bandage.

Speaker 2 (47:53):
With well, I'll just say I had a hairline fracture
on my tailbone. I was in pain for nine months.
I had to where I had to take a tailbone
pillow onto the airplane, which made it look like I
was suffering from hemorrhoids, because it is technically a hemorrhoid pillow.
By the way, give you when you fracture in extremely common.

Speaker 3 (48:11):
Oh wait again, as you know, and that's a brag.

Speaker 2 (48:12):
I've remainids.

Speaker 1 (48:15):
Crown jewel is a lack of hemorrhoids. Well, it could
be up there. It's not always external. Oh god ja.

Speaker 2 (48:26):
Nonetheless, I'm just saying you're Crown Jewel.

Speaker 1 (48:28):
Okay, you can have painless pull my price possession relatedly, okay,
can you put plastic wrap on a lima? And could
you want stick it in your mouth carefully? For okay,
I mean definitely you could do that. What what would happen?
What would happen? Yeah, in the other orifices I'm saying,

(48:49):
you see in the like could it heal.

Speaker 2 (48:53):
Internal hemorrhoids?

Speaker 1 (48:54):
Could it completely rejuvenate the cervical tissue.

Speaker 2 (48:58):
If you want to talk Alma, I will be you
should reach out to a corporate and ask if you
can put saran wrap on it and insert it deep
into your rectum.

Speaker 3 (49:09):
Because they're not gonna like this can't hurt.

Speaker 1 (49:13):
Why oh wouldn't they like it? I mean, it's literally
it's a medical device. The only reason they launched it
to market is because no. They put it on a
guy's knee to try to heal his knee. One knee,
I freaking from his knee pain. And he comes in
and they noticed one knee looks fifty years younger and
the other knee stop stop the sun.

Speaker 2 (49:34):
Yeah, it's on the website. Oh my god. That rules.

Speaker 1 (49:37):
Actually I don't remember if his knee is on the website,
but they've shown knees on the website.

Speaker 2 (49:42):
That is really cool.

Speaker 1 (49:44):
I got a lima, one of the things that I
wanted more than anything. We started this podcast and it

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wasn't even invented yet.

Speaker 2 (50:06):
What was it? Okay?

Speaker 1 (50:07):
I mean from them, they didn't have the offering the
higher dose P E MF.

Speaker 2 (50:11):
Honey, and we got it. We got it. Higher dose has.

Speaker 1 (50:15):
Been on therapy from twenty pounds of amethyst crystals laying
in there.

Speaker 2 (50:20):
You can see them, okay, beautiful the rocks. Okay.

Speaker 1 (50:24):
And so with the heat, the infrared heat in that
it gives off the ions and then the PEMF at
four different frequencies, one for focus and alertness, oh my god,
one for sleep, delta, theta alpha, m beta.

Speaker 2 (50:36):
Oh my god. I need a bigger house. There's no
room put on the couch. God, you're good. Live on it, yeah,
live on it. There you go. They say that more
is more? Who sleep on it? No? I think so. Actually,
Oh my god, there's a twelve. I have a huge
thing I want to beg for. Let's cut this in

(50:56):
the airwaves. Okay, I am officially begging with all my
full throated desire. Yeah, for a new mattress. Mattress, mattress, mattress,
Christmas mattress, new bed mattress. I need a mattress. I
need a mattress. I need me a mattress. Are you serious?

Speaker 1 (51:15):
It's mine isn't working for me? Okay, I wake too,
there's no support under the back. I wake up in Painkay,
I'm sorry to get in pain. I know it's not
fucking four hundred and sixty years.

Speaker 2 (51:26):
Old, like I've just slept on a plane. Okay, so mattress, Okay, okay,
this is this is huge. Now here's putting oph what
what interested? Because I heard some people Okay, let's go
talking about pounding.

Speaker 1 (51:39):
I know obviously no, no, Although there's there's explosion in
the marketplace those brands right in the last several years,
it's kind of feeling of wellness safe pedia.

Speaker 2 (51:49):
Sure, what's the foam one?

Speaker 1 (51:51):
Oh it rules? Fuck therma dirm Actually the therma term
is sent to us.

Speaker 2 (52:01):
I used one of their radiance pads last night. Literally
what temper repetic? Jesus Christ, as if I wasn't born
in nineteen eighty seven. Okay, temper repetic.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
So looking at what I've heard, so I get bored
with the is it avocado?

Speaker 2 (52:16):
Is it nectar?

Speaker 3 (52:17):
Is it you know nextor I haven't even heard of
that one.

Speaker 1 (52:19):
I could be insane, but I'm pretty sure nectar.

Speaker 2 (52:21):
Nectar has a forty percent off block Friday.

Speaker 1 (52:24):
But oh wait, we finally started saying to people we
beg for can we get a code for the listeners?

Speaker 2 (52:31):
Yeah? Can we get a place?

Speaker 1 (52:32):
And I'm like terrified to start saying code, like the
word code and like like on our pocket. Like it
just seems utterly crass. I think we have to drop
it on Instagram right anyway.

Speaker 2 (52:41):
I listen. I just want to say that I was
sleeping on a temper Peedick at a friend's place.

Speaker 1 (52:45):
Yeah, honey, Temperpedic brand.

Speaker 2 (52:48):
Honey.

Speaker 1 (52:48):
Yeah, because it's not the only people that make that
anymore obvious.

Speaker 2 (52:50):
Temperpetic brand unsaliuable. I'm looking here at the price we're
starting it. The cheapest one is twenty four hundred honey,
make up to five k wait. I just want to
show you something organic, which I'm very intrigued by talking
about pretty much if we got free Houston's.

Speaker 3 (53:07):
Those are the ones that are filled with horse hair
and they they're on.

Speaker 2 (53:09):
For Are they the ones that are Gingham looking? They will, Yeah,
they will the honey They're not given that away. That's
what like Oprah sleeps on No, I said Gingham. Yeah,
are they the Gingham blue and white? Yep.

Speaker 1 (53:20):
I'm sending you something right now, okay? And who sleeps
on him? Like, Yeah, I'm gonna make you know the
nicest thing I've ever bought myself. But I'm trying to
find you in here, okay, the nicest thing. And I'm
just sending you because this is the drop that I'm saying.
I've heard people talking about sleep number.

Speaker 2 (53:37):
Oh no o, Kate before you Okay, I don't like
that with the electronic ones, and they go.

Speaker 1 (53:45):
It's not just about the electronics. Okay, it's not just
about that. It has something to do with like there's
something with it with the tech. And I don't know
if it's this, let me let me check, okay, but
it does something like around firmness were oh, I know
what it does. It also measures, it measures, It collects

(54:05):
data on your sleeping.

Speaker 2 (54:07):
Okay, I don't say I don't number. I don't like
the data like the or ring for me, like I
don't like collecting data like that. I gotta live. I
don't like it. It does something to me. Dare you
call this data people? Let me get so you don't
take a photo because you live in the fucking moment.

Speaker 3 (54:24):
Bitch, listen, Okay, I'm trying to intrigue.

Speaker 2 (54:27):
Hey calling Temper Pedick, Avocado Casper enter the mattress race.
Who will be the official poog mattress for Christmas?

Speaker 1 (54:36):
All there is a mattress sponsor of this podcast. You
didn't mention, Lisa, we're gonna get eachuble.

Speaker 2 (54:50):
Well great, and they should someone through what's their whole thing? Well,
teach me, teach me, mama. There's one on that king
sized bed. Can you imagine me driving in ecstasy? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (55:05):
I can.

Speaker 2 (55:07):
What a new mattress? Yeah. By the way, the bed
frames alone, they're so expensive. It's absolutely anywhere I was
looking at. I go Westelm, I go Anthropology, good, yeah, two.

Speaker 1 (55:17):
Grand you know, Oh, it's going to say the nicest
thing I ever bought myself. You know what I bought though,
for a bed frame. If you're curious, I think there
was an elegance to it.

Speaker 2 (55:25):
Let's see, I like a mattress on the floor, Bohemian style. Honestly,
I slept it well in New York. I had to.

Speaker 1 (55:32):
I mean ours was in a little like you know,
the loft where it's like four feet and that was
mattress on the floor and it was heaven.

Speaker 2 (55:39):
So it strategy says about the best mattress Right now,
I do. I am sort of seduced by the avocado,
the promise of the organic. I think that's kind of that.
The other ones have that too. I mean you gotta
really look. Wait wait, wait, so I purchased at some
point Lisa is coming in Suma bed frame.

Speaker 1 (56:00):
Let me see if I can explain it to you.
Thoughtfully designed okay to elevate it, tool free assembly, it's it's,
it's it has I think I've talked about on poog.
It's like the technique of Japanese joinery where everything just
fits and do each other. It's really really nice, but

(56:21):
the nicest thing I think I've ever bought myself, one
of the things where you go, this is quality where
you literally feel a difference.

Speaker 2 (56:27):
You're not just telling yourself a story. I bought.

Speaker 1 (56:32):
Let me find it. I believe it's called Cozy Earth Okay, hmm.
I think it was an Oprah favorite and it is
a silk fiber filled comforter oh or you know insert whatever.
It looks and feels like dolla a dollup of sour

(56:56):
cream heaven.

Speaker 2 (56:58):
By the way, Lisa st Wirecutter's best hybrid mattress.

Speaker 1 (57:02):
Yeah yeah, so there you can get them a pay
extra for this. We just named every brand and then
said that the best one was the best hybrid mattresses.
Send that through to corporate. Send it right to the corporate. Yeah,
there's one. And I've seen in their realms that is
well technically speaking, yeah, like hiding this actually.

Speaker 2 (57:32):
From when.

Speaker 1 (57:34):
They they offered to send Okay, stop, but I related
to endorsement. But you couldn't do it because you had
done your mattress fucking endorsement pro.

Speaker 2 (57:46):
Okay, which, by the way, you might be in branch
of right now. I'm not. I'm not the time, I think, but.

Speaker 1 (57:53):
I got a twin because I already had a mattress
that I was pretty pumped about or planning on being
pumped about. And I can't even remember what Brandon do
you want to check on mattresses and one of those brands,
like it's like Nectar or something.

Speaker 2 (58:03):
Okay, you don't care. I do care. I care deeply.

Speaker 1 (58:06):
No. I mean, now that you've locked in, I'm the strategist,
I feel like I'm a little locked in.

Speaker 2 (58:12):
But anyway, I have a Lima twin. Okay, I have
a Lima twin. We're just thrown around in a random room.

Speaker 1 (58:17):
Yeah, well, actually it's been leaned up against the wall
in our home.

Speaker 2 (58:21):
In the living room.

Speaker 1 (58:22):
When you enter, Oh my god, Jacolin now and and
yes when they offered to send and I said, we
recently bought a mattress like mirror, like six months before, right,
And I was like, fuck, I still need to get one.

Speaker 3 (58:35):
Ultimate raw mattress leaned up against vertically too.

Speaker 2 (58:40):
By the way, vertical is like even more even more
like like so yeah, yeah, hang by a thread.

Speaker 3 (58:47):
Yeah, okay, and yes.

Speaker 1 (58:50):
My partner questioned whether this was a good purchase given
that we live in total chaos. I mean total chaos
like our quote furniture, like it's just I live stepping
over things. There's a trampoline in the middle of our
I call it a living room, but it's open space, okay, apartment,
you know what I mean. Trembline in the middle. That's

(59:10):
where I'm backpacked. How often are you on the trampoline
months ago? Probably it's been quite some time, okay. But
I have that leaned up against the wall too, but
I don't know. So now I've laid this twin mattress down.
I was gonna make it into a sort of day bed, okay,
in the living room. There's a room for it. But
still I have my dreams. It's a project, Okay, it's

(59:32):
a project. Waiting to happen. Now it's laying on the
floor and that's where I've been hired dosing. Oh so
now it's a healing bed.

Speaker 2 (59:40):
Okay, so you bring it down to heel, then you
reput it up.

Speaker 1 (59:46):
Well, right now it's permanent healing.

Speaker 2 (59:50):
I need photographs. I'll send you. I'll send you. I
promise me you'll send you the photo.

Speaker 1 (59:57):
Absolutely, I sent you a photo of me on it
like it was too close up.

Speaker 3 (01:00:02):
I don't think I'm realized.

Speaker 2 (01:00:04):
Yeah, okay, we got to have a But I want
to say sorry to do an announcement like this or
I'm not going to apologize for it, but I do
have to announce it you. Tickets are on sale for Kate,
my one woman show. My play Kate is coming to
the Passagena Playhouse Passagena Playhouse dot Org January seventeenth until
February eleventh. I want to come to see the beautiful

(01:00:27):
passaging a playhouse which actually won won the Tony this
year for Best Regional Playhouse, Best Regional Theater in the States.
Beautiful history. That's why I make it a night. Beautiful
restaurant next door Barsholoo, make it a night support theater flyout,
drive out, Please support theater, support me limited run.

Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
Yeah, they're coming, I mean they're coming. And if for
some reason they missed the in stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:00:53):
You can go to Kate Berlant dot com or passaging
to playhouse dot org because our friend likes to say
find the info. As we say, you have Google, Yeah,
you have, you have. You weren't born figured aive minutes ago,
and even then, at this rate you'd probably be able
to figure it out. Please come, Please tell your family
and friends you don't live in l A. I can't
make it out. Please tell your cousins, relatives, the relatives
of your cousins that you've never met who are also

(01:01:15):
your relatives. Tell everyone.

Speaker 1 (01:01:17):
And you always say, when I was promoting, okay, because
I believe this, it's a gorgeous gift.

Speaker 3 (01:01:23):
Oh that sends someone. Imagine sending someone.

Speaker 1 (01:01:27):
To theater, Okay, to get someone to tickets. It's challenging
because you got to figure out the whole date thing. Yeah,
but there's there are ways to make it happen. And
I think it's just yeah, you just yeah, you just
say here's what I'm sending you to. I'm like, I'm
sending you to Kate On. You know between the dates

(01:01:50):
of da da da and yeah da date, namy date
great and then present. We should also remind people that the.

Speaker 2 (01:01:59):
Poog tour we're gearing up. We are Vancouver. We need
you the.

Speaker 3 (01:02:06):
Okay, the the I also want to say, I feel
like we've said this, but the merch Chicago to cities
that we.

Speaker 2 (01:02:13):
Couldn't make out the store. It's not out of the
lack of us wanting to to be clear, it's it
was a last minute tour. Venues are booked up. I
just want to make that clear. It was something like
we were routing. Yeah, this isn't us going. We don't
care about those cities. That was This was the last
minute tour. Places aren't available, whatnot. We want to come
to every city on this earth to reach the millions
and millions of followers and listeners. Yeah, the millions and

(01:02:35):
millions of eavesdroppers that we have, and you know for
the merge alone. Oh honey, the merch is going to be.

Speaker 3 (01:02:42):
Huge, imagine and it's coming.

Speaker 2 (01:02:45):
It's coming, honey. Okay, Well, I got to go to
my hydrofacial and I guess bring a vocuteury in Jesus.

Speaker 1 (01:02:53):
To my Oh, because it's soaked through. Oh that you
meant if you just got was still out there.

Speaker 2 (01:03:00):
Let's just see it as a wash.

Speaker 1 (01:03:01):
But wood and rain don't go well you should there.
I have a can of it from six years ago, unopened.
For for something that's being semi rained on.

Speaker 2 (01:03:11):
You need to weather proof it. You paint this schlack
right on it. Yeah, dry it out. I know.

Speaker 3 (01:03:17):
Can you imagine I would sooner do anything?

Speaker 2 (01:03:20):
I know. I've had my can for three years. Another
great holiday gift album A gift item I would recommend.
It's the Aromattach, which I've really been enjoying.

Speaker 1 (01:03:29):
Yeah, and the holidays and the holiday sent on their way.

Speaker 2 (01:03:32):
This item is top shelf.

Speaker 1 (01:03:34):
This gift confusing you didn't have it or you didn't
open it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:39):
I've been operating mine. I've been operating right.

Speaker 1 (01:03:42):
Yeah, but last we spoke it was like you hadn't
opened it or something. Yeah, No, I opened it. It's
it's really great. So I recommend the small bottles for
testing out, like the get the collections collection whatever. The
little bottles, it's not like it they I mean they
get a good amount of a couple of days like this,
like on a low setting.

Speaker 2 (01:03:59):
I'm going to I'm going to be requesting some specific
sense because I need more and I'm ready to I'm
fully Oh, I went back for more.

Speaker 1 (01:04:05):
I got to go back because I realized, well, I'm
unclear on ood.

Speaker 3 (01:04:10):
Yeah, yeah, what is that?

Speaker 2 (01:04:12):
I like it? I mean I looked it up, but
I've forgotten, like, I don't know I veer it. I
like an ood.

Speaker 1 (01:04:17):
Yeah, I veer like, I don't know what I veer.
It depends totally.

Speaker 2 (01:04:24):
I hear you. You know what I could use from romattech.

Speaker 1 (01:04:26):
Huh, like six more of the plastic bottle inserts, because
you have to clean the bottle insert between changing sense
if you haven't done that, yeah, if you don't want
it to be like mixing.

Speaker 3 (01:04:39):
That's that's why I want to be pure. That's where
I freeze up and I go.

Speaker 1 (01:04:42):
So I bought at the grocery store, like hydrogen peroxide
or whatever or no, no, you're is of pro bowl Okay,
and I shake it up and the whole thing. But
I can still sort of smell it in there. I'm
trying to get it up through the tube. If I
could get like six bottles one year, I wash them all,
but that would really help me.

Speaker 2 (01:05:02):
That'd be cool. I think I might have to commit
to a cent for the rest of my life. Yeah,
because I don't see my easy Okay, Well all right,
I love yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:05:10):
Also so yeah, so poog live poog live dot com.

Speaker 2 (01:05:13):
Can't wait. It's gonna be so fun to get you alone.
I can't even imagine. It's gonna be crazy. Okay, love ya,
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