August 13, 2024 • 61 mins
Open bins and thick nails. Is she gonna be screaming all night? Jacqueline’s true thoughts on Improv Everywhere, and the shadow of a blogger. 2 days or 2 years? Elegante. Kate recalls hearing a white rap in total darkness, and Jacqueline is not afraid of information. Perhaps you didn’t have to bare that burden! Teller vs Machine and the tyranny of the skinny margarita. Have you no curiosity as a doctor? Tim Gunn it!
Mentioned: Lyma, Dr. Dennis Gross, Nira, Shark Ninja, Ilia, Planta, Crossroads, Skincare (2024), Jar, Rose Delights
Begging: Proclaim flosser, Sonicare electric toothbrush, Blueland, PureLift (last time), Bloomeffects sunscreen serum
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hi, I'm Kate Berlance. I'm Jacqueline Novak. And this is poog,
an ongoing conversation about wellness between two obsessive, fresh, too
untamable intellects. This is our hobby, this is our hell,
this is our naked desire for free products. This is poog.
Today's topics, loosely speaking.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Silver nail barking, yore for men.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Hi, Hi, my hair, just gotta thank you. Just got
a text for my doctor. Yeah, doesn't look like ringworm.
Let's just watch it from it, monitor any symptoms or
changes in size. I've had a weird little circle on
my face for maybe five days, Like it's not red
with it. It's not it's like it's a picture. It's
(00:48):
like not, it's it's very subtle. It's not red. It's tiny,
like it's not that one that red rice red stripe.
I was like, that's sorry to speak clear, everyone on
my phone did a red circle. It's it's subtle so
you could almost miss it. But I'm like, huh, because
(01:11):
I was like, oh, is it like the hydrofacial wand
did it leave a mark on me? For a few
days No, And so of course I woke up. I
was like, well, it's still knock gone. So I texted
my doctor interest my lifeline.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
I feel like I wouldn't notice. I wouldn't notice anything.
I can really know my own form.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
I think you, I think you would notice, but it's
it's small enough. But I was like, I google it.
I was like, it's not ringwork, it's not itching, there's
no other I don't have any other symptoms anyway. The
rest doesn't work. And I'd like to get into that
because every time I have something to say restaurant reservation apps,
(01:50):
open table Rezi, they are fucking locked behind. I'm like,
is this Bank of America? Every time I have to
re enter my phone and get the thing and pass,
It's like, so that's not happening for me.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Why I wonder really, Like, I'm pretty sure, Like when
I'm opening my app, I'm just in it.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Well, the RESI app. But I don't appreciate members problems,
not who where you have to go? Oh right, this
one's not on this one, And let me guess they
own each other. That being said, be very wise to
hire us for as Oh wow, And I'm not angry.
(02:29):
I know I sound angry, but they do have a
serious issue. With that, it's very whoever. They need to
fire whoever's doing it. I'm sorry, I don't want to
endorse a firing. Okay, they need to figure it out.
They need to keep the person there, have a sit
down and have them reorient because it's it is really confusing,
it's really hard and it's not user friendly. Folks. Okay,
(02:49):
god something Oh I texted you about this. I was like,
I want to beg for an electric toothbrush. It's time,
folks right in about your you've read electric toothbrush. I mean,
I don't know, but I.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Want the proclaim that molds to your own mouth and
shoots uh liquid between these teeth. It's technically a flosser
water floster, but it it molds to your teeth and
then shoots water between them, all all in one gust.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
It's a dream come true. Cleveliness. Oh Heavenly, If you don't,
then I don't. I don't put it in you just
bite on it like kind of people aren't flossing. People
who are out there going I'm hygienic, they're not flossing.
I'm gonna say it. And I've talked about this before. Flossing.
Did you talk for heart health, key for birkin.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
I don't think you brought this up on the Really,
you brought this up privately to be I go.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
This is what the health health. Yeah, they should be going,
oh like dementia, stuff like plait like it's it's serious.
You have to be flossing and so to mention it's
just like absolutely fucking disgusting. Not too but I think, yeah,
the water floss isn't really for me. Also, I just
can't handle.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
The real thing is they say you need both, by
the way, both, I mean, if you're going to really
do it, you do both because there's a different effect
to you know, one is kind of hosing. Oh no, no, no,
I think manuals Okay, I mean it all depends, Okay,
manual first the content of your saliva and how it
mineralizes the whole thing. But I do like hosing the
(04:22):
water floss feels great, but then you're not getting friction.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
What about like another appliance.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
I just well, as you know, I don't have a counter, Okay,
I have a literal pedestal sink. Yeah that's shaped, you know,
like it's not even flat, it's like curved, and I
just make it work.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
You got to Tim Gun, Tim Gun? Oh yeah, yeah,
what did you say? Make it work? Make it work? Okay?
I well, I'm ready for an electric toothbrush. Have you
never used one? Yes, I've had them in the past,
but I had like a No. Four and it you know,
(05:01):
that would be it becomes a trophy of bacteria. You know,
it's like when it's like you're holding it and then
all the saliva and the tooth bases in your hand
and the thing. You just have to really keep it clean.
And then one time turned it over like just the
part that was all the counties. Yeah, and I was
the bases cool. So I'm like, the base is like
(05:22):
maintenance alone. So I just a shoe yeah yeah, yeah, exactly.
So okay, so yeah the tooth well yeah, okay. Well,
my life's changed because I have a dishwasher in my
in my new home and I didn't grow up with
dishwasher culture and having a moment. Can't remember your old home?
(05:45):
Oh right? Got it? Oh my god, unblievable. By the way,
there was a dishwasher there, but when I moved in,
it was it wasn't hooked up, and I just was like,
I can't handle it. Lived there for like eight years. Like,
did you use it as storage? Yep? Sorry, store in
their pots. No. I stored like, you know, aluminum foil,
which you won't find in myself anymore, but parts of paper,
(06:07):
you know. Oh yeah, and but this this so dishwasher.
I was raised with the dishwasher. But my dad always
washed the dishes, and it was like his thing that
he would do. And so it was like he was
the dishwasher, and the dishwasher was only used maybe at
you know, holidays, when there's tons hand washed. You're saying
(06:29):
he always hand washed. Yeah, I never saw him load it.
He handwashed. He was into it. He liked he always was,
like I like washing dishes. And so I wasn't raised
with that again culture, and my partner also wasn't raised
with it. So we both, you know, move into this place.
(06:50):
There's a dishwasher, let's fire it up. Oh my god.
It's fucking incredible the amount of.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Time and all of a sudden, I'm like, I understand now,
what like you just put dishes into a cabinet, you mean,
and they come out clean.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
And it's like I'm discovering the dishwasher. In twenty twenty four,
and I'm amazed. Like just today I looked in the sink.
There are a ton of dishes. But I go, I'll
do these. I go, I can live the dishwasher. Holy yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
And then throughout the day you can continue to load it.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
And then run it at night. Oh had this because
were you thinking?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
I had to load it up? And it's not like
the microwave. You put something in and cook it.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
You know. It's like.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
That's why the classic kit is Like, you know, are
the dishes dirty in the dishwasher?
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Oh? My god? Right has the dishwasher been run?
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Oh? Are these dirty or clean in the dishwasher?
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Okay? Dirty? Okay? Here I go adding something to it.
That's so cool. And then I have We're just get
paid out of pocket for a blue Land dishwasher tablets.
I'd love blue Land and more material blue Land.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
We've been using them as well. We've re upped in
some of their products that they sent us.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
I love that. No, we gotta go clean, you gotta
go clean in the home. Chlorox is bleach green. No
bleach is like pure toxic, right, bleach in a green home.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
I know what you're saying. It's a little bit not
sure actually I can't remember. I know, people say like
I don't want to be a bleach around my kids,
you know, so hence the push of vinegar and whatever.
And then you know, and then the great fear of
my life, the thing that resist cleaning is like the
ammonia plus bleach or whatever that'll knock you on your
ass dead or dead door.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Yeah but wait, I want to talk more with the dishwasher.
Hold on.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
So but one of the greatest feelings in the world, okay,
is turning on the dishwasher at night. Okay, so you've
cleaned up the kitchen. Everything's loaded in there. You go, okay,
we look around, you know, and you go, yep, everything
everything is in there.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Okay, you flip it on, and it's like it's like
you know, it's like.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Yeah, white noise of the night.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
The feeling of the kitchen has been.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
The kitchen is done, like, the kitchen's done in this
way that now we leave and the kitchen works on itself.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
And then going to bed and here a dishwasher like safety.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Because the other night we were in bed and I
heard deep deep the dishwasher was like I'm done, and
I was like, she gonna be screaming all night. There
should be one and stop and then it's up.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
To I don't think she's going to be screaming all night,
but I think it depends.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
I had to get I heard it a couple more times.
I had to say, hey, I did go take care
of that. Right.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
You were forced, you were forced to make a request. Yeah,
I mean really depends on the depends on the model.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Lima's out of battery.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Yeah, I gotta keep that thing charged. I got to
get it back on the devices. I haven't limited months.
I mean, which just you know, you.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Go, oh, I got it.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
This is a long term effect. I got a long
term effect. Have I am I back to zero?
Speaker 1 (10:07):
No, We're never back to zero.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Look, someone's delivering a package. I wonder if it's poo related.
I always wonder they see me. And here I am
with my recordings again.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Well, yeah, the fear of being seen podcasting is always
I walked because there was a window in my house.
It's a little bit of the fish bowl effect, and
I walked.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Basically, nude was the thing where and I had my
Dennis gross led mask face.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Your commitment to that product. I'm blown away by half
and you use it. I do use it a lot.
Do you wash it? Do you sanitize it?
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Ever? Use sanitized? Not a for ever used? No? But
they they say, wipe it down with the damn cloth.
Like you're fine, I mean, are you I have alcohols bray?
Speaker 2 (10:55):
You know what I'm saying, right, Yeah, of course you
want to clean it laying a piece of same plastic
that you've only wipe down the thing on your cloth.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
I mean, as someone who I be, but I also
have alcohol. Yeah, it doesn't feel dirty to me, and
I only use it on like clean skin. Yeah. I
don't why I'm trying to seed fear. No, but I understand.
But I'm enjoying it. Like I'm enjoying it. I'm like
getting pleasure out of like trying to seed fear.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
I guess it's because, like I don't use that thing
regularly enough, and I'm jealous, and so I'm trying to
like like tell myself that you know, I haven't missed out.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Yeah totally. I mean I'll just say fine, I get
it purelyft. You're not gonna send us one? I have
to you know how many times have been years? By
the way, this is my last time I'll debase myself.
I want the pure lift. Jack them paid for it.
She lost it. Do the right thing, send too, do
(11:47):
the right thing, pure Lift.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
I mean it comes a point where you go, no,
it's just it comes a point where you go, it's
not funny or avant garde or or anything for Purelyft
to be like, it's funny if we reject them, it's funny.
If we refuse, it's funny, if we whatever. It's like,
let us be the clowns. You send the product, send
(12:12):
the pure lift. It'll pay for itself.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
I mean literally, because I'm ready, because I want to
commit to the Purelyft. I want to go. I want
to be sculpting daily. I needed and then yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
So just stimulating those muscles on the deep level.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Also, though Nira did bless us you moving on, we
got today.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Know, Nara bussed us, Lima blessed us, Narah blessed us hardcore. Yeah,
Niva sent like two lasers, thank you.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
And every time I walk past them on the on
the shelf, I go, I just grab a.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Few yeah, no fun and go beeping away.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Just like a little bit like like passing through pee
and get a little zip zip. We've oh so my, my, my, my,
(13:10):
currently so the ad d okay, it's it's all about
open bins now for me. Just open bin first, the
two drawers, anything of the nature, Okay, there's that for one,
So that's huge. That's why right now I have makeup
in here that I actually grabbed and said we're gonna
bring it up to the episode. This is kind of interesting.
(13:31):
Something was sent to us. What is this tulip tint
by Bloom Effects Bloom Effect this which, by the way,
did they know them?
Speaker 1 (13:39):
So? I really wanted to try their sunscreen serum, but
that's not what they sent. They sent their sunscreen stick, yeah,
which is fabulous, but which I did use yesterday. You
want the sunscreen serum?
Speaker 2 (13:52):
All right, Well that's great, and you've just given them
an ad extraordinary, so.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Yeah, so there we go. But the most really is nice.
Its sheer feels good on the face. Folks. We have
to realize throughout the day. I've got that. What else?
Speaker 2 (14:13):
And then I think I've brought these things up, but
I don't know how to express how big these things
are for me right now. Nails in the wall, tap
tap tap, life changed, Okay, hanging hanging.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Okay. So right now, like.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Yeah, okay, because the add book said, like, you know,
you can go down this path with the storage and
getting the best hooks in the whole thing. Okay, but
that becomes its own project and choosing the prettiest hook.
She's like, she's like, nail on the wall works plenty good, okay,
And the thing is a nail. A nail is attractive,
(14:49):
like a sick nail, and even like it doesn't even
have to be like farm rustic. It's a modern, clean shape.
It's sort of invisible. Yeah, you know, a silver nail
just sticking out of the wall. So right now, so
I have all these like tote bags right well, this
is the thing. So I've got several huge tote bags.
(15:10):
I've got my Bye George from Gus Esselston. Okay, you
know Esselston Lifestyle, Diet, et cetera beautiful tote that is
currently hanging.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
It's huge.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
I've got a Paris Review tote that was sent to
us also, you love that tote.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Yeah, I've got the Pacific.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Pacific totes blue, huge, beautiful. Okay, I've got that one
that comes with me to the gym daily.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
So I'm gonna call Tracy for now, Like just like
not confused people, just like, yeah, I go to the gym,
so I've got the big totes. One goes to the gym, right,
one goes outside out back when I'm gonna work, like
my work materials essentially okay, and there's another eighty thing.
Keep the stuff with the stuff that it works with,
(16:02):
So in your closet instead of bathing suit over here,
flip flops over here, whatever, beach bag.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Yep, totally, it's all in there. Okay.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Doubles is a huge concept in this book. It's like
it's like have doubles have triples? So well, anything that
is like used in one room, like leave it there.
So it'd almost be like have your hammer that you
use in here, not where to leave the hammer, you
know what I mean. That was not a specific example,
but it's one for me. Okay, so you know what
(16:32):
I've been considering. We were sent shout out shark Ninja. Okay,
we're sent things from Shark Ninja, including or one of
the things I begged for was this like tiny handheld
you know, a little like dust mystery type thing. Okay,
it's like elegante vacuum for it's like comple inoffensive. I
(16:52):
feel no need to hide it. If anything, I'm probably
displaying it. It looks like a technology grab that thing.
But the normal yeah, vacuum. I was documing this morning
as I was drinking coffee. Think about that because it's
so similar.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Wait, you got a normal vacuum from them.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
I have to beg I mean, I have a dyce
in but you know what year is it? You know?
But like no, I don't. But and then there's the
creamy we haven't talked about it. We're going I mean,
we talked about a little bit. I actually started, actually began,
(17:29):
and well I did like this a sloppy version like
I just but it was interesting. I mean, to me,
preparing a day in advance, which is what you have
to do, tough, that's really a lot. So it's gonna
have to become like meal prep level. Yeah, like at
the beginning of the week, I mix up my batches
to get extra pints and then they're waiting in there,
(17:51):
and then every night, you know, or every morning one
goes in the in the brewer. Yeah, but whatever, I'm
into it. But like, for example, the idea would be
if I had a little handheld vacuum in every room
that just sat there. Okay, and when I'm in that room,
I can just grab it, I know, just back inot.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
No, it's only it's just prohibitive cost wise, well is it? Though?
Speaker 2 (18:13):
This is the thing like, I mean, I forget what
that dustbuster costs, but there are like cheap o ones.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
That are like thirty bucks.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
And if you're just grabbed like that might be life changing,
you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
It's a little one in the bathroom, A little one
in the bathroom. Okay, you go in there.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
You pee, and you just grab it and you're like
get a little.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Hair, right. It's a lifestyle.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
So it's like doubling where I mean the book basically,
the book does encourage like things that you might have
internalized is wasteful but would actually work for you in
your life. Fuck it, you know, like there's other areas
where you're gonna be not wasteful.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Right, A vacuum and every whatever. I'm a full vacuum,
little one. You know what I think about the thing
about add people are like likely to die sooner.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Because they woke you in the night with that. Well, yeah,
I told you that.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
The book add two point zero because they're like, yeah,
literally accidents hitting your head, accidents like add people like
box the killed arm, paying attention whatever, walk into the road.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Last night, I almost or yesterday, I like walking out
of a store and they had the gate halfway down
and I was like screaming about like like you know,
like doing a tap dancing out and like almost knocked
my head again.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Yeah, yeah, and well it's a perfect example.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Well, my so I texted the doctor about add stuff.
I'm like, we need to try something else, Like let's
try vibe ance. I know, I tried it like years
ago and like my brain went silent and like I
immediately stopped. You know, maybe that's just the thing I need. Yeah,
Like I tried it for like two days, okay, And
(20:06):
she goes, you were on it for two years.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
I was going to say, I thought you were on
that for a while.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Well she goes, she's like I have it here at
like twenty fifteen, twenty sixteen or something, and I'm like,
am I thinking of a different adid med like that.
I'm confusing with that, Like I don't, I don't know,
but it was it was kind of disturbing for one.
I mean to me though, Like I mean, she was
(20:36):
like it was on an as needed basis, and I'm like, yeah,
I still think I have that second bottle.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
I think I just didn't.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Showing up monthly to get a certain script is like
a huge part of my life, so I just don't
feel like it was part of that.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
I don't know. I don't know. I mean, word is
it all? I mean, I actually grasp possibly for the
first time in my life, I actually felt that life
goes by very quickly. I felt like I suddenly saw it.
I was on set, sorry, but I was like, oh
my god, by the way, it's impossible to relate. It's
(21:12):
it's ineffable. I just suddenly was like, oh, it's not
that I felt old. It was that I suddenly realized,
Oh my god, it wasn't even scary. It wasn't it
wasn't dark. It was just was like the fact of life.
I was like, I see it now, I see how
fast it is now.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Yeah, I've had a bit of that, and you know,
I was thinking about it recently. That time is one
of my inherent you know struggles. Okay, Yeah, and laughably,
my like New Year's resolution if I may or the
thing I wrote down in the Hobanichi that I you know,
did for two weeks and is empty yet again.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
And by the way, I got two versions of that
journal so.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
That I can go off my journal because I was
like one won't be enough, I need multiple whatever, So
I've got two empties and empties and morning the past habit.
Literally I wrote down it, and I was like, this year,
I'm gonna make peace with the finite nature of time. Yeah,
(22:12):
And that was what I was gonna do in the
the journal, like in the calendar the journal, like I'm
going to going to actually use this because like I
don't because I don't want to face the fact that
there's only so many hours in the day and whatever.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
I don't want to.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
Like it's like it's like the same as not wanting
to look at the bank account balance because like I
don't quote money able to live according to it. I
mean once again, like what like it's a vague sense
of like do I have enough money or not for whatever?
Like whatever mood management is my attempt to day a
vague sense of there being a pot or not and like.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
God completely, I mean the day today I woke up
and I was like oh, and I was feeling like, okay,
it's eight thirty, like you know, by ten o'clock, I'm
gonna have done this in this Nope, couldn't do it.
I oh my god, I actually sat. I wish I
could post this, but I can't because I would be
kicked off the internet. But dear friend of food sent
(23:12):
me an incredible video of a couple literally just fucking
in the street in front of the apartment in New
York City. You know what I want to do? Play
just a second, because I think, okay we could.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Why would you be kicked off the internet? They did
it in the street? No, no, no, I'm like, is
it okay?
Speaker 1 (23:32):
It's it goes against Instagrams guidelines.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
But this is amazing. This is outside his apartment in point.
The video doesn't have to go on. I think nobody
this is amazing. Wait, wait for it. Wait, okay, they
(23:57):
pause because the car goes by. Wait this guy's fucking
her against their car from behind. Wait he night literally
pants down.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
I'm sorry. Everyone in New York City scream no wait, wait,
we're waiting. Wait this is real? What do you mean
(24:32):
is it real? I'm looking at the video?
Speaker 2 (24:35):
No, I mean, is it a stunt? Is it improv everywhere?
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Absolutely not. They stop a car goes by, and I
hate IMPREV everywhere. Sorry, I hate IMPREV everywhere. Sorry, of
course you're not seven hundred and forty two, but it
fucking they stop when a car goes by, and they
go and then they start up again and it's uns
it at night, eleven pm again.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
And where in New York City, Manhattan, green Point Brooklyn.
I wish it were Manhattan would be so like.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
But it's green Point Brooklyn. There are cars literally like
like like a bike just goes by and they pause
for a Saturday night screaming barking last night, so Monday night,
Tuesday night screaming barking in the street. Last night was Wednesday. Yeah,
And it's like, like it's just unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
That's wild. I wonder how many other people took video.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
I mean, I remember living in New York an old
apartment where it was incredible. I got to I saw
directly into these two people fucking like with I was
like with a couple of friends on my roof and
it was like holy shit, and it was like fully
like kind of like a hot like straight couple like banging,
like having athletic sex. And I was like, it's rules.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Oh my god, well the anonymity of what New York
apartment buildings? Okay, because here's my I'm feeling about that.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
That's my Wait what I'm like a step above like
putting cameras in the walls, Like I'm one of those people.
It's like, if I had like just a screw a
little loose, I'd have a hotel and I have a camera, you.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Would have any of the wrong coming proprietor, you know,
you'd be a proprietor.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
And I'd be like behind bars, yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Yeah, behind the counter, and I don't want to.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
See me maybe obviously I'm playing it up for fun.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
If people can't you know, people the mellow, bramatic, tragic comedy.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Okay, then we got bigger problems. How amazing?
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Wait wait I want to explore this. No, but wait
wait here's my but here's my warning on the Red episode.
Are we all fucking on the show?
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Yeah, it's just audio. It's like it's like it could
be fake hello movies. Literally, I'll fuck right, it could be.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
It's That's what I'm saying, like like please, oh yeah,
So the anonymity of being someone in a window in
New York City, right and watching something just the experience
like you don't know who they are, you don't know
that is whatever. Right now, there's a special anonymity specific
(27:20):
because and this is what I think is Sorry, I'm laughing.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Literally at the sex her barking in the street. Sorry,
it's so it's so gross. Okay, keep going.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
I mean you have to believe there's some that that's
part of the kink there.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Oh, of course, it's like they have dinner around the corner.
This is not deserted. This is a dense residential block.
Were there other people in their windows with cameras that
you could see? I'm sure, I mean I can see
have sure, like my friend.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
And there's something funnyuering out making eye contact with an
other neighbor and you just both are holding your cameras
and you're just making out. I can say like like
I would imagine all the shadows in the windows. I know,
so here here it is, are you ready? So particularly
with a big apartment building.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
The anonymity is that you do not see them go
into their door like you do a house.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
You don't know where they are, so you don't know
who they are. You don't know which one.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
People can come streaming out of the apartment down on
the floor, out of the lobby of these big buildings.
I mean, you might be able to recognize them from
the thing, but there's there's an inherent anonymity of being
one of the apartment dwellers. Yeah, like there's something like
cool about that, like totally, you know, there'd be like,
you know, like we were like you know, I remember
we had this neighbor that were just like across the
way and like it was like, oh, the blogger, Like
(28:43):
we just it was like she was the blogger, okay,
because like there was just a desk in a window
where this woman was all the time type being into us.
It was just she's she's a blogger, and it's just yeah,
but never sound on the street wouldn't be able to
recognize her.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
It's just the shadow of blogger. No, it's it's it's
what we lose when we leave New York. I had
(29:18):
a yogurt that was clearly marketed for men. I had
accidentally I was at my friends. Yeah, and accidentally it's
a very much I would say, like Jim Rat like guy,
and it was called where they're like fermentation. They're like no, no, no, no, no, no,
this is okos like danin like not organic like triple
(29:44):
what was it called triple out cream because it was
literally for guys. And by the way, I was like,
because I was like I'm hungry, do you like have anything?
And I was like, I kind of have nothing like this.
It was fucking good. Oh really And it was like,
you know, low sho, like I'm sure it's like poison
whatever it goes. Triple zero high protein yogurt.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Yeah, I think I've had that, and it's it's like
I think I had that as a low sugar and yes,
they should be marketing with these guys who want Yeah,
I've had that.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
It fucking kind of ruled. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
I was like, was it did it have that like
whipped quality or was it the super thick there's this
kind of a rated and thick at the same time.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Stevia. So here's what's in it. Yeah, culture grade a
non fat milk. It's like, you know, it's hard with dairy.
You really do want to be organic folks. Natural flavors,
uh oh, tapioco, starch, stevi, a leaf lemon juice, concentrate,
sea salt, Vitamin D three. Interesting, I mean it seems fine. Yeah,
what are you worried about tapioga stars? No, no, no,
(30:48):
I guess natural flavors. If dairy, you kind of really
don't want to be doing you really want to kind
of force it to be organic. But damn, I have
to say moaning like a little pig in hell for it.
It was good, but it's just such a yeah, it
was just yogurt for men. It's interesting.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
Yeah, well it's almost like if if that is a
brand of Danon, it's like Dannon trying to go think
we're going to do We're going to do Greek. We
need to like no one thinks we can do Greek.
We're going to do Greek, white cooas mich a ose yeah,
whatever else and then like lock in on the low sugar.
That's what I mean about, Like the dudes like almost
like you know, fermentation like whatever, like.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
No, yeah, bet raw organs, beeflivor prayer all that.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
I had a waiter that I was considering sending in
an email to the restaurant, like I'm riding an email
about him, you know, like yeah, yeah, okay, just all
it was was this. It's like it's like, so I
have an adology like top of the top of the order, interrupts,
will prepare everything separately.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
What and then you're safe? Yeah what I'm.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
Saying it was and it wasn't. I don't even I'm
not even quite doing the like the tone right. It
just blows me away when when taking care of folks,
do you it almost be It's almost at this point
like like customer service, et cetera. Right, hospitality it needs
to be treated like we talk about actors like like
(32:20):
like either.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Got it or you know, no, it's a vocation. It's
it's fucking touch you have, you have it, you have
the gift, or you fucking down and people.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
You know.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
It's the thing. It's like the thing of like more
is more the thing that people confuse with like hospitality
or something where it's like yes, be right in their face,
what can I get down, you know or something it's
like no, like yeah, it's a it's a vocation, it
really is, and it's a way of being with people.
I mean it's like they're animal trainers, servers. They're dealing
with animals, people who want and they have I mean,
(32:52):
it's really delicate art.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Yeah, and you know, adjusting in real time for different
beyond I mean the intuitive that's required.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
How many times have you, uh you ever left your
phone number for a server? Ah? Zero? That sex? That's
serious sex episode? Yeah? No, yeah, Now was the ten
years ago? Was the service? Was that? What focused on
(33:24):
the service? That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm asking.
What it was like? Literally dream? What was what was
the key? What was the him being hot? I wasn't.
This is ten years ago. This is probably actually more
than ten years ago, and it happened. I can't believe
(33:44):
that I've never heard of this. Actually, you know what
that you know what? You know what the hot waiter did?
What went in a few times? Yeah? Huh he left
his number for me? Wait later you mean and had
sack once? Wait you said, have you ever left it?
Did you leave it? Or did he? I can't talk
about this on my podcast, keep going, No, who cares?
(34:08):
I'm over it? Yeah? Who cares? I can't talk them.
It's we have we have high octane fucking on this episode.
All bets are off.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
Yeah, oh you mean you mean because that freed you?
Playing the video?
Speaker 1 (34:23):
I got I'm screaming. I can feel it. But okay,
yeah what no, I just question.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
Did you leave the number or did he leave the number?
Speaker 1 (34:31):
He said both? Sorry, sorry, sorry, okay, piling up. He
was like a hot like w B like whoa, which,
of course, you know, just archetypal man, like wow, look
at that hot man. You know that kind of a
w B Channel eleven. Yeah, I guess Warner Brothers aging
myself perpetually in hell like a teen or whatever, teen
(34:52):
sort of comedy full of city era like gorgeous, like
definitely an actor, and then I later found out like
wanting to be an actor. You know, wait in LA Wait,
this was in Los Angeles. This is in Los Angeles
in Venice Beach, sweetheart, I just placed it in New
York if we were talking Venice Beach actor Waiter Perre.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
I did not hear about this. We're friends that work.
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (35:18):
I know, I don't know. She was coming back to
La a lot, certainly not. I feel like it did.
I feel like you remember if I told you some details,
it actually was crazy, And I feel it's the thing
of like am I dream protecting his dignity? He's never
going to hear this. Everything didn't end poorly in any way.
But he did ask to rap for me in bed
(35:39):
hand I let him no an he rapped yeah, originals, Yeah,
a white wrap yep. In total darkness. Oh my god,
it was completely hairless. Anyway, it was weird. It was
one time. How long did he go? Go? What? It was? Endless?
(36:00):
I remember being like, thank god, we're in pitch blackness.
Remember staring at the ceiling, going, oh my god, this
is happening. Were you dead silent during it? Or were
you like? Great? I was dead silent because what are
you going to do? Like mm, it was dead silent
and I just went I didn't do anything. At the end,
you said like awesome, I was like amazing. I have
(36:21):
no idea what I said. I was, you know, shocked.
He was a nice guy right in we ran into
each other, you know, oh, like literally on the street.
He did the very sweet I love this. I love
this from a man. Hey, can we get coffee? Yeah?
I'm not looking for a relationship right now, sweetie. It's okay.
(36:44):
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait, but you.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
Know, hold on, you got coffee and he sat you
down to tell you he's not looking for a relationship
right now, Yeah, now when did you? And I was
like spontaneous coffee. I wasn't run into run into him
and get coffee.
Speaker 1 (36:59):
No, no, no, it was like it was like, went on
this date whatever, and then it was like, hey, like
do I get coffee? And I was like sure, Like wait,
c it's part of the same story.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
Yeah, phone okay, sorry the phone number situation, the first
was a phone number to a date him. I kind
of pictured it like, sorry that night leaving dinner left
his phone number, right, No, it wasn't that night.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
He's like, that's fun nuber. It was like why didn't
you Why didn't you call me? And I was like
you text, hey, hey, it's me met up and he goes,
which table were you at? Yeah? Exactly, I know, really
he is. Probably I was just a notch in his belt, honey.
Speaker 2 (37:35):
I thought you'd enjoy that idea. I wasn't trying to
take you down.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
No, I didn't feel taked down. I just feel suddenly
nude in the street. Yeah, I mean here, who cares?
Who fucking cares?
Speaker 2 (37:48):
I mean, you didn't say anything bad about the four
ten years ago, So there's that.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
Well, because because I'm a gentleman. Yeah, and you'll art
just what I said, not scoring highly. You know what's interesting,
I realize I have a really really disproportionate understanding of
what a big dick technically is, and I had no
idea took out the ruler.
Speaker 2 (38:12):
The other day.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
It was deep on Reddit threads going wait, what do people.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
Like metaphorically took out the ruler.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
No, I took out a ruler in my house. Oh
to go to measure, okay, yeah, just to be like hypothetically.
And I was like, wait what I was like people
by the way, because men. Oh. Then also I heard
that gay men statistically have bigger dicks than straight men.
Party on, and then I heard this is really the
(38:45):
blue app and then I heard so I heard that,
and then I was like something about like a big dick,
and I was and and basically I thought, like an.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
About to admit, like like a piece of like anyway,
go on, there's any tithing, like I thought decided, I just.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
Basically didn't that. Someone someone was like said nine inch dick,
and I went nine inch dick, Like, let me actually
look at nine inches on a ruler. I was like,
oh my god, you know, like that is fucking brutal.
And then and then I was like, oh, I literally
then I was like six inches. I was like, oh wait,
I thought six inches was like big. It's like six
(39:27):
inches is like normal, and like below five is like
apparently like really shame. It's like, you know, that's when
you get into the danger territory of like what your
life is ruined or whatever? Yeah. Yeah, Like on the
Reddit threads, everyone's like, oh wait, we talked about this.
I completely forgot.
Speaker 2 (39:44):
Do you remember this I read on Reddit once Someone's like,
I have a micro penis, asked me anything, right, oh yeah,
and then people did how you doing okay? And yeah
oh and and he linked to a picture okay, and
I went I was. I was on this thread for
like forty five minutes. I feel like I just went
down and reading everything. It was like really compelling, right, yeah.
(40:06):
I never actually went to the picture beautiful, like I
really only realized later, like isn't it almost Yeah?
Speaker 1 (40:12):
Am I it's sweet deranged, you know what I mean? Like, no,
you're sweet, You're sweet. Like I was so compelled by
the text I think I would imagine.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
And he also said that he found a woman. You know,
it was like this like every pot has its lid
or whatever.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
You know.
Speaker 2 (40:29):
It was like my wife has a it's never shallow
or so just and like like to deal with that. Yeah, no,
there's a no. But it was just nice to hear.
I mean, it was just nice to hear. It was
nice to by the way.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
It was nice. I'll say men, you know, or like
the kind of obligatory like the straight guy who's like
freaked out about his dick not being big. I'll just oh,
I always want to say, I always want to say.
I've never said it before. My I have a friend.
I remember her calling me. She was starting to date
this guy, really liked him, like, oh my god, he's great.
(41:05):
Calls me crying. I go, what's wrong, what's wrong? She's like,
he has a big dick. She's crying amazing because his
dick was like big and she was so bummed, and
I'm like, that's an amazing thing. Literally crying though, crying
because she was like, I mean I wanted to marry him,
but like, what am I going to do? Like he
(41:26):
has a big dick. It's not amazing. I mean, it's
it's I didn't work out. I gotta it didn't work out,
so don't go out there getting so sad boys.
Speaker 2 (41:41):
Well yeah, I mean the other thing is obviously the
I know, like but the oh god, but I'm off
the road everything.
Speaker 1 (41:50):
But honestly, like the guy just being like you're born
with sloggery or not. It's the truth, there it is,
and it's like that's all it fucking is. Well, Like,
I was obsessed with this story and like in I
think it was the Art of Seduction, you know, one
of those books like or the forty eight Laws of Power,
but it was the one about seduction whatever danse read.
And they're talking about this guy like Duke de Nunzio
(42:11):
like back in like I don't know when, like in
fourteen hundred or something, and he was like a hideous man.
Speaker 2 (42:17):
He was like hideous and old, like you know, self
described and by others whatever, And but his voice.
Speaker 1 (42:26):
Was so good. Hekay, he could have anybody, I fuck it,
and he did. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:31):
And there were two nuns who were sisters and he
played them both off each other. He had them both,
He ruined their lives, they turned against each other, they
fought over him. Wait what and then he left them.
I mean, this is how I remember it. But like
I've never forgotten.
Speaker 1 (42:45):
The Dukes what's his name.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
In you know, you know, you know the book, you know,
forty eight Laws of Power.
Speaker 1 (42:51):
It's like thick.
Speaker 2 (42:52):
And then there's like the Art of Seduction is another one.
It's when I heard it's like I remember I.
Speaker 1 (42:56):
Was standing in borders.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
I was standing in borders. I don't know, two thousand
and six, I don't know, I don't know. And it
was like thumbing through like the forty eight Laws of
Power or whatever, and like some man's like that's the
devil's book, you know, he's like you read that, and
I was. I was like, you know, because my intellect
(43:20):
is awake when I'm in borders a sortin sort of right.
So it's like I like respond to something like like
I'm not afraid of information, Like I'm not afraid of
that if like my eyes pass over, like something like
that will immediately be implanted into me and then.
Speaker 1 (43:35):
Coming out of me as my own thought. Yeah, yeah, totally.
And you know, I think it's interesting. It's all the
power of the voice. I mean, it was just it was, uh,
it goes a long way, it's real. I mean.
Speaker 2 (43:50):
The other thing is like, you know, to be down
on yourself about something, and then imagine this. You're down
on yourself about something, you let it like block you
in all these ways, right, and then you come across
someone who, for the last thirty years has been fucking
killing it with that same thing that you made a
limitation for yourself.
Speaker 1 (44:08):
So I'm saying, you mean, how horrible that would.
Speaker 2 (44:10):
Be like to go didn't you You're like, you know, like,
oh my god, it I could have lived free. Yeah,
I didn't have to bear that burden. I mean, that's
why I don't know what I'm trying to pronounce. But
it's like it's it's like that that now I forget,
but like literally that throw thing like we read on
public a million years ago, but like you know, cling
(44:33):
like cling and claimed your own you know, individual thought
or impulse or art or whatever, like you know, so
that one day your own idea doesn't come back to you,
like return with an alienated majesty or whatever, and like
where you're forced to take your opinion from another man
when like it was your opinion years ago and you
didn't have the courage to own it, and now.
Speaker 1 (44:53):
You're supposed to be like, yeah, I'm remembering that.
Speaker 2 (44:55):
Yeah, and that whole thing basically like claim now what Now?
Maybe it's like claim now what if someone else claimed
and it was like celebrated, You'd be jealous, you know
what I mean, like almost like oh god, I've been
hiding this thing. What if I saw someone else owning it?
Speaker 1 (45:12):
And I'd be like I didn't know I could own it?
Speaker 2 (45:15):
Yeah, totally, No, I could own a person of my
own making.
Speaker 1 (45:19):
Yeah. Yeah, I'm convinced. I can still save the day.
I have to do some work. I have to do
some urns. I have to tell myself that I can
do a lot in two hours.
Speaker 2 (45:34):
And of course I could do that. We could do
the game again.
Speaker 1 (45:36):
We could do the game again. What I have to
do is go, I have to mail something. It's like,
you know how that this is where like forms, It's
like the bank and they're calling me, They're like, hey,
we sent you the forums. I'm like, I know, I
just can't get together. Also print them out. I have
to send in the forums. The frustration that these kinds
of tasks can bring in me, I go, is this
(45:58):
is frustrating for other people? And how are people not
just ringing the necks of everyone they are? I mean
there's so much weller. But it's just like yeah, it's
it's kind of amazing.
Speaker 2 (46:08):
Some people cling to the forms. I think some people
the forms them safe mentally, it's like yeah, oh, just
fill out the form, like you know, like I fill
out the form. I'm a person, you know, Like I
think some people are clinging to them, like god, you know,
perhaps I like to believe that, I think, because that's
that that that helps me understand it, like whatever. But
(46:29):
I mean, Chris and I once went into the bank.
I had like cash, and I was going to deposited
in a machine. The machine like so scary, panicked just
like money, cash, money, like all this cash from like
maybe it was like from merch on the road or
like being paid in cash something.
Speaker 1 (46:48):
Yeah, you put it in, but like I think like
it could.
Speaker 2 (46:51):
Have been like I mean at least like several hundred dollars,
might have been like two thousand or something. I don't know,
I'm going to deposit this stuff, right, No machine just
like take some money, freaks out and then just immediately
the machine has no record of me having just put
the thing and walk up to the teller, like what happened?
(47:11):
And I can't remember like if it got solved.
Speaker 1 (47:14):
But it was like it was like no, I know,
it was like it's so scary, I you know, like it's, hey,
I got it. This is like I I'm too paranoid
to put they go, oh, put the stack of checks
into the ATM. I go.
Speaker 2 (47:29):
I think I'm one at a time, one at a time, right,
I mean, it's no, no, no, I'm going through the teller.
I'm talking to the teller. Occasionally. I don't trust the teller.
I mean occasionally trust the machine over the teller.
Speaker 1 (47:43):
I go, tell her, do you go. I found myself
going out of the way to go to the businesses.
I prefer like I have my packing place, you know,
I love my sep going in there, or for the
community to go in there and chat. I just trust them.
It's great, and you know, I just I love it
in there. I mean, the guys there's a packing place
like way closer to me. So it's like the difference
(48:03):
between you know, it's a difference between a twelve minute
drive and say a twelve minute drive. Holy shit, isn't
that crazy because.
Speaker 2 (48:09):
You would have been driving anyway, yeah, walkable versus if
it were walkable versus not walkable. It would be a
different thing, and walkable changes everything for me.
Speaker 1 (48:19):
Yeah, I sent back a cocktail last night. Wait, really
tell me everything? Hello? Where were you? Tell me? Everything's
at the same crossroads. I went lay with you. I
want to go to plant with you. I went late.
Speaker 2 (48:35):
I went late, like on a spree, on a whim
to like you know whatever. And what time was late?
Like ten or something or no, it was probably nine
thirty or something like food or just drink food, hadn't
eaten dinner or whatever. It was like, Oh, I'm hungry
for dinner, shorp order in something I don't feel like
(48:57):
cooking anything, and then like actually pop up, pop up
to so I really like the atmosphere in there or whatever.
I ordered like a skinny margarita. Essentially, I hate to
use that term.
Speaker 1 (49:09):
I hate it too.
Speaker 2 (49:10):
That's what they fucking call it. And so every time
me going and I get a margarita but with no
you know, sweetener, blah blah, it's just like and they're
like one skinny margarita coming up.
Speaker 1 (49:19):
So it's like me refusing to They don't care. I'm
always apologetic. I hate to say this. Skinny mark Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (49:27):
Uh, order it it's great. At some point, would you
like another sure wood? And then it arrives this one.
Speaker 1 (49:36):
Sweet sweet as hell? Okay, well there you go. That's
a pretty easy semback.
Speaker 2 (49:40):
Oh and by the way, she said, like another go yep,
another skinny because the waiter had changed over, and so
I'm like, oh, wondering if making sure that the second
that the segment was skinny too, like another they see
it's the margarita, and I go skinny and they go yep,
it arrives it's not right.
Speaker 1 (49:53):
And then.
Speaker 2 (49:56):
So that they were staring into Chris's eyes okay, and
I'm like, I'm gonna do it. Okay, yeah, I'm like
I'm gonna because it's totally fine. I'm gonna have a
sugar bomb. I want to I want dessert, you know,
if I'm doing it like so, and then Chris is like,
should I make eye conduct, should flag him down? Like
kind of like, and I'm just staring at because of
his eyes, and I see his eyes like float upward
(50:18):
like and I'm like, he's getting eye contact, like it's happening.
Speaker 1 (50:22):
Anyway.
Speaker 2 (50:22):
She comes over and I'm and I go because we
had this conversation all about this, right instead, of drawing
deeply on the well of like like an actor, like
like you know, a fully like like I did with you,
which was just like I'm gonna go deep and I'm
gonna let absolute authenticity emerge. And that's what led to like,
this is humiliating. This time, I decided to sort of
(50:43):
push a kind of hack like reference across, like I go,
I go, like play a character. Essentially, I was like,
it'll be less emotional load. Okay, it's going, I go,
I hate to be the steuchebag. Okay, I hate to
be the Stuische bag, but which, you know, an outsider.
I might not see the difference between that and me
going it's hard.
Speaker 1 (51:03):
This is a humiliation. I understand the acting because to me,
that's such a clean sendback. I would almost be like,
because normally I'd be the one fourteen top hats going
whoa whoa, whoa, whoa whoa, making a big show of it.
But for this, I'd go, hey, oh so sorry, my
it was a skinny market with this one, right, I
would almost feel no need to even do it. I know,
I'm a no, right, it's not a flavor.
Speaker 2 (51:27):
It's not like I don't like the flavor, like like
the whole thing where we.
Speaker 1 (51:32):
Yeah, totally it's not.
Speaker 2 (51:33):
But I was like, but there was a cleanliness to,
you know, over apologizing, like basically like not dancing right
but doing a clean, easy over flashing this little card.
Speaker 1 (51:46):
I hate to be the stewish bag, but it's skinny.
Speaker 2 (51:48):
And also because it's about skinniness versus not, but sugar
versus not, there is a little bit of wanting to
tap dance, you know what I mean, like how to
go of course, because it's like I'm sorry, I'm tasting
sugar and I can't have that.
Speaker 1 (51:59):
No, no, I know.
Speaker 2 (52:01):
So I was like, hey, I think I think this
isn't skinny or what you know, I had to do this.
I think this isn't skinnier. I think it was pretty
sweet whatever, and she's like, I'll check. Or I was like,
do we think maybe he didn't make it this one
skinny whatever. She goes back, she's like, he said he'd
made it skinny ish and I was like and I
was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, I need.
Speaker 1 (52:22):
It, like because you love the light one, yeah, I
just want it. I just want zero.
Speaker 2 (52:26):
I technically want zero sweetness and I'm like supplement with
lime juice, because by the way, lime juice like to me,
tequila a bunch of fresh lime juice if they're willing
to spare it.
Speaker 1 (52:39):
Not alone. Oh of course salt on the on the rim.
Speaker 2 (52:42):
But then there was no salt on the rim, and
I didn't have it in me to bring it up
at that point. You know, sometimes you gotta just you know,
you know, it's pretty great ordered food. And then they
come around and the clear up plates, and I, you know,
I think I want to order more food. And we did,
you know, like a true is it time for dinner?
Know what we'd actually like the vegan sausage, And it's
(53:06):
just like, you know, if there's time, if the kitchen
still open, whatever. And I saw a couple of people
there that were there last time, and I go, okay,
here we go new lifestyle.
Speaker 1 (53:15):
Of course, Well that makes total sense. Yeah, I'll go
with you. Well, finally someone has acknowledged that poog is
(53:37):
about cinema, that we are finally devoted to cinema, and
that we are devoted to cinema and experience the whole theaters.
Speaker 2 (53:46):
The first right, the first to recognize us, the first
technically speaking.
Speaker 1 (53:50):
And we are we are thrilled to be talking about
this film Skincare, which, by the way, Elizabeth Banks, by
the way, sweaty summer movie, sweaty, grimy La Hollywood Boulevard.
This movie, well, this.
Speaker 2 (54:04):
Is this is what I wanted to talk about. Crossroads
in the world. Yeap, Hollywood Boulevard. And you know I
used to live on Hollywood Boulevard.
Speaker 1 (54:12):
I mean, so that was big. We all have in
a way. And some movie is well done, I'm here
to report. Looks like a shot on film. I don't
know what they do. I'm not a film I don't know.
I don't know what the boys do when they get
back there. But something was going on where it's Yeah,
it looks gretty, very much of a time and a
place in Los Angeles. Yeah, I believe it's based on
(54:37):
a true story which is quite incredible, which is a
woman who a facialist. Well, what we see in the
film is Elizabeth Banks playing a facialist, Hope Goldman, facialist
to the star is booming business rival Facialists opens up
and there's some really funny stuff going on with the
parking and the reserve. You know, it's like a very
(54:57):
like facialist turf and encroaching on her turf. To me,
it's in that.
Speaker 2 (55:04):
It's it's like where regular people like turn and their
life sort of twists into a thriller, like almost like, yeah,
how close we are at any moment too to turning
the violence to unwrap fear and suspicion to revenge.
Speaker 3 (55:22):
It has on the score scores read Yeah, yeah, it's
it's the it's propulsive, yeah, propulsive score Grimes, J Paul,
you know fun tracks.
Speaker 1 (55:37):
I actually I was so into the score. I was
just Spotify type and skincare is it there soundtrack? It's
not there yet, so they've got probably waiting, so they've
got to get on that.
Speaker 2 (55:49):
I liked being able to sink my teeth into just
pure banks.
Speaker 1 (55:53):
Okay, she's dead center.
Speaker 2 (55:57):
She's a long time she's been a good, long time
comedic icon.
Speaker 1 (56:02):
Yeah, yeah, serious, Baxter, I mean on American Summer, Are
you absolutely joking me? Yeah, she's absolutely gorgeous. By the way,
speaking of skincare, she looks great. She looks beautiful, and
you know, a lot of they're doing a lot of
close ups on her and her little micro movements.
Speaker 2 (56:17):
She's just well, I I you know, they invite us
to see this movie. We were going to go to
the premiere, make no mistake, it's devastated.
Speaker 1 (56:28):
We wanted to go Jocqueline alone, get Her, get Her
and glam.
Speaker 2 (56:32):
Primping in the movie, okay, together, the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (56:35):
But you had to work. I had to work.
Speaker 2 (56:38):
That's okay because at the end of the day, we're
not podcasters. Okay, but Jesus, you know, make no mistake,
Go see it in theaters, though, Yeah, go see it
in theaters, you know, with a hag or not. I
stand by going to movies alone one of us the
great pleasures.
Speaker 1 (56:56):
It's almost all we have left.
Speaker 2 (56:59):
See it's the only way to peal. Go to see
skin Care alone, and you're not alone. You're having a
subtextual conversation with us exactly. I mean, you really are.
Speaker 1 (57:08):
That's potent, you really are. So we're thrilled to be
approached by this film. Finally, some understands that Poog is
about about cinema and also the movies. Well mood, folks,
go see it in theaters, have fun it is. You're
you're instantly going to relax. I have to say, you're
gonna instantly opening frames. You're getting shy. I'm being taken
(57:29):
care of frames. Performances are there?
Speaker 2 (57:32):
Yeahreener, Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (57:35):
The dream the I have to say again, what more
do you need to know? It's about a facialist stand off.
It's about a facialist, a star celebrity facialist who gets
her turf encroached on by another facialist. And that's all
we're going to say.
Speaker 2 (57:49):
And it's based on no more, and the human emotions
turn absurd. M hm oh oh, we have to acknowledge.
We have to acknowledge the recept to rose Rose.
Speaker 1 (58:02):
De lights collapse. You poog x the hags aar. The
hags responded in a beautiful way.
Speaker 2 (58:09):
I have to tell you flying I had if there
still are any less, the.
Speaker 1 (58:14):
Joy of having that gummy yesterday, popped a gummy, went
on a walk with John Early. We pop the gummies,
having a blast. We go, let's go to quarter sheets.
We go to quarter sheets, have an incredible meal. I
had the best slice of pie I've ever had in
my life. Oh and you'll love this. This unbelievable like
stone fruit strawberry pie. M fucking crazy. Okay, and there's
(58:39):
like a vanilla ice cream on top. But it has
its flavor. I'm like, why is this the most transcendent
vanilla ice cream I've ever had? Almost an almond flavor?
I ask, They go, oh, yeah, she cuts open the
pits from stone fruit and there's something in there that
is not almond but tastes like almonds. So people who
are allergic to nuts can have it. And it's like
a rich almond flavors from the inside.
Speaker 2 (59:01):
Of which stone fruit fruit picked. I don't know, because
stone fruit refers to like plums peaches, right, I think
a peach. I think a peach interesting because I've got.
Speaker 1 (59:11):
Some unbelievable, incredible pizza eating is a nice finner hop
just great. Oh you know what I ate last night?
A mango? You know, just I said.
Speaker 2 (59:20):
There with a knife, I cut it, drag drag. Then
I pick up the second piece, drag drag. I finish
all of it. Then I take up the pieces against
you if I can drag more flesh with my teeth
off the mango skin, excellency. While watching un While watching
Unsolved Mysteries, the new apps, well, the first one was
like about Jack the Ripper.
Speaker 1 (59:37):
I skipped it. I was like, I was like, guys, yeah,
I'm behind. I'm presumed innocent anyway, but I just want
to say, yeah, we'll talk about that too.
Speaker 2 (59:45):
But I just want to say, working on the mailing list, folks, yes,
the name servers.
Speaker 1 (59:51):
Just just hold on, tight, hold on.
Speaker 2 (59:54):
Thank you for your patience. Will come, as you know,
we struggle. It's coming my white whale at this point.
And I'm not bad at that shit. I'm good at
that shit.
Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
We'll figure it out.
Speaker 2 (01:00:06):
You might think I'm not anyway, whatever, it doesn't matter.
The point is the response to Rose Delights has been huge,
so to say, buying them up.
Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
I hope they're not all gone. They're going to sell
out folks, get them now. It was huge. Okay, Well
that's all for me. That's all for me. Love love you.
That was Poog. If you enjoyed Poog, please subscribe, rate
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(01:00:37):
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Created and hosted by Kate Berlin and Jacqueline Novak. Executive
produced by Libra Smith, edited and mixed by Ali Graham.
Music by theta hammil artwork by Robert Baty. Follow Poog
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Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
Yeah,
Hi, I'm Kate Berlance. I'm Jacqueline Novak. And this is poog,
an ongoing conversation about wellness between two obsessive, fresh, too
untamable intellects. This is our hobby, this is our hell,
this is our naked desire for free products. This is poog.
Today's topics, loosely speaking.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Silver nail barking, yore for men.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Hi, Hi, my hair, just gotta thank you. Just got
a text for my doctor. Yeah, doesn't look like ringworm.
Let's just watch it from it, monitor any symptoms or
changes in size. I've had a weird little circle on
my face for maybe five days, Like it's not red
with it. It's not it's like it's a picture. It's
(00:48):
like not, it's it's very subtle. It's not red. It's tiny,
like it's not that one that red rice red stripe.
I was like, that's sorry to speak clear, everyone on
my phone did a red circle. It's it's subtle so
you could almost miss it. But I'm like, huh, because
(01:11):
I was like, oh, is it like the hydrofacial wand
did it leave a mark on me? For a few
days No, And so of course I woke up. I
was like, well, it's still knock gone. So I texted
my doctor interest my lifeline.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
I feel like I wouldn't notice. I wouldn't notice anything.
I can really know my own form.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
I think you, I think you would notice, but it's
it's small enough. But I was like, I google it.
I was like, it's not ringwork, it's not itching, there's
no other I don't have any other symptoms anyway. The
rest doesn't work. And I'd like to get into that
because every time I have something to say restaurant reservation apps,
(01:50):
open table Rezi, they are fucking locked behind. I'm like,
is this Bank of America? Every time I have to
re enter my phone and get the thing and pass,
It's like, so that's not happening for me.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Why I wonder really, Like, I'm pretty sure, Like when
I'm opening my app, I'm just in it.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Well, the RESI app. But I don't appreciate members problems,
not who where you have to go? Oh right, this
one's not on this one, And let me guess they
own each other. That being said, be very wise to
hire us for as Oh wow, And I'm not angry.
(02:29):
I know I sound angry, but they do have a
serious issue. With that, it's very whoever. They need to
fire whoever's doing it. I'm sorry, I don't want to
endorse a firing. Okay, they need to figure it out.
They need to keep the person there, have a sit
down and have them reorient because it's it is really confusing,
it's really hard and it's not user friendly. Folks. Okay,
(02:49):
god something Oh I texted you about this. I was like,
I want to beg for an electric toothbrush. It's time,
folks right in about your you've read electric toothbrush. I mean,
I don't know, but I.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Want the proclaim that molds to your own mouth and
shoots uh liquid between these teeth. It's technically a flosser
water floster, but it it molds to your teeth and
then shoots water between them, all all in one gust.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
It's a dream come true. Cleveliness. Oh Heavenly, If you don't,
then I don't. I don't put it in you just
bite on it like kind of people aren't flossing. People
who are out there going I'm hygienic, they're not flossing.
I'm gonna say it. And I've talked about this before. Flossing.
Did you talk for heart health, key for birkin.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
I don't think you brought this up on the Really,
you brought this up privately to be I go.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
This is what the health health. Yeah, they should be going,
oh like dementia, stuff like plait like it's it's serious.
You have to be flossing and so to mention it's
just like absolutely fucking disgusting. Not too but I think, yeah,
the water floss isn't really for me. Also, I just
can't handle.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
The real thing is they say you need both, by
the way, both, I mean, if you're going to really
do it, you do both because there's a different effect
to you know, one is kind of hosing. Oh no, no, no,
I think manuals Okay, I mean it all depends, Okay,
manual first the content of your saliva and how it
mineralizes the whole thing. But I do like hosing the
(04:22):
water floss feels great, but then you're not getting friction.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
What about like another appliance.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
I just well, as you know, I don't have a counter, Okay,
I have a literal pedestal sink. Yeah that's shaped, you know,
like it's not even flat, it's like curved, and I
just make it work.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
You got to Tim Gun, Tim Gun? Oh yeah, yeah,
what did you say? Make it work? Make it work? Okay?
I well, I'm ready for an electric toothbrush. Have you
never used one? Yes, I've had them in the past,
but I had like a No. Four and it you know,
(05:01):
that would be it becomes a trophy of bacteria. You know,
it's like when it's like you're holding it and then
all the saliva and the tooth bases in your hand
and the thing. You just have to really keep it clean.
And then one time turned it over like just the
part that was all the counties. Yeah, and I was
the bases cool. So I'm like, the base is like
(05:22):
maintenance alone. So I just a shoe yeah yeah, yeah, exactly.
So okay, so yeah the tooth well yeah, okay. Well,
my life's changed because I have a dishwasher in my
in my new home and I didn't grow up with
dishwasher culture and having a moment. Can't remember your old home?
(05:45):
Oh right? Got it? Oh my god, unblievable. By the way,
there was a dishwasher there, but when I moved in,
it was it wasn't hooked up, and I just was like,
I can't handle it. Lived there for like eight years. Like,
did you use it as storage? Yep? Sorry, store in
their pots. No. I stored like, you know, aluminum foil,
which you won't find in myself anymore, but parts of paper,
(06:07):
you know. Oh yeah, and but this this so dishwasher.
I was raised with the dishwasher. But my dad always
washed the dishes, and it was like his thing that
he would do. And so it was like he was
the dishwasher, and the dishwasher was only used maybe at
you know, holidays, when there's tons hand washed. You're saying
(06:29):
he always hand washed. Yeah, I never saw him load it.
He handwashed. He was into it. He liked he always was,
like I like washing dishes. And so I wasn't raised
with that again culture, and my partner also wasn't raised
with it. So we both, you know, move into this place.
(06:50):
There's a dishwasher, let's fire it up. Oh my god.
It's fucking incredible the amount of.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Time and all of a sudden, I'm like, I understand now,
what like you just put dishes into a cabinet, you mean,
and they come out clean.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
And it's like I'm discovering the dishwasher. In twenty twenty four,
and I'm amazed. Like just today I looked in the sink.
There are a ton of dishes. But I go, I'll
do these. I go, I can live the dishwasher. Holy yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
And then throughout the day you can continue to load it.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
And then run it at night. Oh had this because
were you thinking?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
I had to load it up? And it's not like
the microwave. You put something in and cook it.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
You know. It's like.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
That's why the classic kit is Like, you know, are
the dishes dirty in the dishwasher?
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Oh? My god? Right has the dishwasher been run?
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Oh? Are these dirty or clean in the dishwasher?
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Okay? Dirty? Okay? Here I go adding something to it.
That's so cool. And then I have We're just get
paid out of pocket for a blue Land dishwasher tablets.
I'd love blue Land and more material blue Land.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
We've been using them as well. We've re upped in
some of their products that they sent us.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
I love that. No, we gotta go clean, you gotta
go clean in the home. Chlorox is bleach green. No
bleach is like pure toxic, right, bleach in a green home.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
I know what you're saying. It's a little bit not
sure actually I can't remember. I know, people say like
I don't want to be a bleach around my kids,
you know, so hence the push of vinegar and whatever.
And then you know, and then the great fear of
my life, the thing that resist cleaning is like the
ammonia plus bleach or whatever that'll knock you on your
ass dead or dead door.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Yeah but wait, I want to talk more with the dishwasher.
Hold on.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
So but one of the greatest feelings in the world, okay,
is turning on the dishwasher at night. Okay, so you've
cleaned up the kitchen. Everything's loaded in there. You go, okay,
we look around, you know, and you go, yep, everything
everything is in there.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Okay, you flip it on, and it's like it's like
you know, it's like.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Yeah, white noise of the night.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
The feeling of the kitchen has been.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
The kitchen is done, like, the kitchen's done in this
way that now we leave and the kitchen works on itself.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
And then going to bed and here a dishwasher like safety.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Because the other night we were in bed and I
heard deep deep the dishwasher was like I'm done, and
I was like, she gonna be screaming all night. There
should be one and stop and then it's up.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
To I don't think she's going to be screaming all night,
but I think it depends.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
I had to get I heard it a couple more times.
I had to say, hey, I did go take care
of that. Right.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
You were forced, you were forced to make a request. Yeah,
I mean really depends on the depends on the model.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Lima's out of battery.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Yeah, I gotta keep that thing charged. I got to
get it back on the devices. I haven't limited months.
I mean, which just you know, you.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Go, oh, I got it.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
This is a long term effect. I got a long
term effect. Have I am I back to zero?
Speaker 1 (10:07):
No, We're never back to zero.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Look, someone's delivering a package. I wonder if it's poo related.
I always wonder they see me. And here I am
with my recordings again.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Well, yeah, the fear of being seen podcasting is always
I walked because there was a window in my house.
It's a little bit of the fish bowl effect, and
I walked.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Basically, nude was the thing where and I had my
Dennis gross led mask face.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Your commitment to that product. I'm blown away by half
and you use it. I do use it a lot.
Do you wash it? Do you sanitize it?
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Ever? Use sanitized? Not a for ever used? No? But
they they say, wipe it down with the damn cloth.
Like you're fine, I mean, are you I have alcohols bray?
Speaker 2 (10:55):
You know what I'm saying, right, Yeah, of course you
want to clean it laying a piece of same plastic
that you've only wipe down the thing on your cloth.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
I mean, as someone who I be, but I also
have alcohol. Yeah, it doesn't feel dirty to me, and
I only use it on like clean skin. Yeah. I
don't why I'm trying to seed fear. No, but I understand.
But I'm enjoying it. Like I'm enjoying it. I'm like
getting pleasure out of like trying to seed fear.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
I guess it's because, like I don't use that thing
regularly enough, and I'm jealous, and so I'm trying to
like like tell myself that you know, I haven't missed out.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Yeah totally. I mean I'll just say fine, I get
it purelyft. You're not gonna send us one? I have
to you know how many times have been years? By
the way, this is my last time I'll debase myself.
I want the pure lift. Jack them paid for it.
She lost it. Do the right thing, send too, do
(11:47):
the right thing, pure Lift.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
I mean it comes a point where you go, no,
it's just it comes a point where you go, it's
not funny or avant garde or or anything for Purelyft
to be like, it's funny if we reject them, it's funny.
If we refuse, it's funny, if we whatever. It's like,
let us be the clowns. You send the product, send
(12:12):
the pure lift. It'll pay for itself.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
I mean literally, because I'm ready, because I want to
commit to the Purelyft. I want to go. I want
to be sculpting daily. I needed and then yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
So just stimulating those muscles on the deep level.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Also, though Nira did bless us you moving on, we
got today.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Know, Nara bussed us, Lima blessed us, Narah blessed us hardcore. Yeah,
Niva sent like two lasers, thank you.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
And every time I walk past them on the on
the shelf, I go, I just grab a.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Few yeah, no fun and go beeping away.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Just like a little bit like like passing through pee
and get a little zip zip. We've oh so my, my, my, my,
(13:10):
currently so the ad d okay, it's it's all about
open bins now for me. Just open bin first, the
two drawers, anything of the nature, Okay, there's that for one,
So that's huge. That's why right now I have makeup
in here that I actually grabbed and said we're gonna
bring it up to the episode. This is kind of interesting.
(13:31):
Something was sent to us. What is this tulip tint
by Bloom Effects Bloom Effect this which, by the way,
did they know them?
Speaker 1 (13:39):
So? I really wanted to try their sunscreen serum, but
that's not what they sent. They sent their sunscreen stick, yeah,
which is fabulous, but which I did use yesterday. You
want the sunscreen serum?
Speaker 2 (13:52):
All right, Well that's great, and you've just given them
an ad extraordinary, so.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Yeah, so there we go. But the most really is nice.
Its sheer feels good on the face. Folks. We have
to realize throughout the day. I've got that. What else?
Speaker 2 (14:13):
And then I think I've brought these things up, but
I don't know how to express how big these things
are for me right now. Nails in the wall, tap
tap tap, life changed, Okay, hanging hanging.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Okay. So right now, like.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Yeah, okay, because the add book said, like, you know,
you can go down this path with the storage and
getting the best hooks in the whole thing. Okay, but
that becomes its own project and choosing the prettiest hook.
She's like, she's like, nail on the wall works plenty good, okay,
And the thing is a nail. A nail is attractive,
(14:49):
like a sick nail, and even like it doesn't even
have to be like farm rustic. It's a modern, clean shape.
It's sort of invisible. Yeah, you know, a silver nail
just sticking out of the wall. So right now, so
I have all these like tote bags right well, this
is the thing. So I've got several huge tote bags.
(15:10):
I've got my Bye George from Gus Esselston. Okay, you
know Esselston Lifestyle, Diet, et cetera beautiful tote that is
currently hanging.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
It's huge.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
I've got a Paris Review tote that was sent to
us also, you love that tote.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Yeah, I've got the Pacific.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Pacific totes blue, huge, beautiful. Okay, I've got that one
that comes with me to the gym daily.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
So I'm gonna call Tracy for now, Like just like
not confused people, just like, yeah, I go to the gym,
so I've got the big totes. One goes to the gym, right,
one goes outside out back when I'm gonna work, like
my work materials essentially okay, and there's another eighty thing.
Keep the stuff with the stuff that it works with,
(16:02):
So in your closet instead of bathing suit over here,
flip flops over here, whatever, beach bag.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Yep, totally, it's all in there. Okay.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Doubles is a huge concept in this book. It's like
it's like have doubles have triples? So well, anything that
is like used in one room, like leave it there.
So it'd almost be like have your hammer that you
use in here, not where to leave the hammer, you
know what I mean. That was not a specific example,
but it's one for me. Okay, so you know what
(16:32):
I've been considering. We were sent shout out shark Ninja. Okay,
we're sent things from Shark Ninja, including or one of
the things I begged for was this like tiny handheld
you know, a little like dust mystery type thing. Okay,
it's like elegante vacuum for it's like comple inoffensive. I
(16:52):
feel no need to hide it. If anything, I'm probably
displaying it. It looks like a technology grab that thing.
But the normal yeah, vacuum. I was documing this morning
as I was drinking coffee. Think about that because it's
so similar.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Wait, you got a normal vacuum from them.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
I have to beg I mean, I have a dyce
in but you know what year is it? You know?
But like no, I don't. But and then there's the
creamy we haven't talked about it. We're going I mean,
we talked about a little bit. I actually started, actually began,
(17:29):
and well I did like this a sloppy version like
I just but it was interesting. I mean, to me,
preparing a day in advance, which is what you have
to do, tough, that's really a lot. So it's gonna
have to become like meal prep level. Yeah, like at
the beginning of the week, I mix up my batches
to get extra pints and then they're waiting in there,
(17:51):
and then every night, you know, or every morning one
goes in the in the brewer. Yeah, but whatever, I'm
into it. But like, for example, the idea would be
if I had a little handheld vacuum in every room
that just sat there. Okay, and when I'm in that room,
I can just grab it, I know, just back inot.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
No, it's only it's just prohibitive cost wise, well is it? Though?
Speaker 2 (18:13):
This is the thing like, I mean, I forget what
that dustbuster costs, but there are like cheap o ones.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
That are like thirty bucks.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
And if you're just grabbed like that might be life changing,
you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
It's a little one in the bathroom, A little one
in the bathroom. Okay, you go in there.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
You pee, and you just grab it and you're like
get a little.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Hair, right. It's a lifestyle.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
So it's like doubling where I mean the book basically,
the book does encourage like things that you might have
internalized is wasteful but would actually work for you in
your life. Fuck it, you know, like there's other areas
where you're gonna be not wasteful.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Right, A vacuum and every whatever. I'm a full vacuum,
little one. You know what I think about the thing
about add people are like likely to die sooner.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Because they woke you in the night with that. Well, yeah,
I told you that.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
The book add two point zero because they're like, yeah,
literally accidents hitting your head, accidents like add people like
box the killed arm, paying attention whatever, walk into the road.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Last night, I almost or yesterday, I like walking out
of a store and they had the gate halfway down
and I was like screaming about like like you know,
like doing a tap dancing out and like almost knocked
my head again.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Yeah, yeah, and well it's a perfect example.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Well, my so I texted the doctor about add stuff.
I'm like, we need to try something else, Like let's
try vibe ance. I know, I tried it like years
ago and like my brain went silent and like I
immediately stopped. You know, maybe that's just the thing I need. Yeah,
Like I tried it for like two days, okay, And
(20:06):
she goes, you were on it for two years.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
I was going to say, I thought you were on
that for a while.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Well she goes, she's like I have it here at
like twenty fifteen, twenty sixteen or something, and I'm like,
am I thinking of a different adid med like that.
I'm confusing with that, Like I don't, I don't know,
but it was it was kind of disturbing for one.
I mean to me though, Like I mean, she was
(20:36):
like it was on an as needed basis, and I'm like, yeah,
I still think I have that second bottle.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
I think I just didn't.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Showing up monthly to get a certain script is like
a huge part of my life, so I just don't
feel like it was part of that.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
I don't know. I don't know. I mean, word is
it all? I mean, I actually grasp possibly for the
first time in my life, I actually felt that life
goes by very quickly. I felt like I suddenly saw it.
I was on set, sorry, but I was like, oh
my god, by the way, it's impossible to relate. It's
(21:12):
it's ineffable. I just suddenly was like, oh, it's not
that I felt old. It was that I suddenly realized,
Oh my god, it wasn't even scary. It wasn't it
wasn't dark. It was just was like the fact of life.
I was like, I see it now, I see how
fast it is now.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Yeah, I've had a bit of that, and you know,
I was thinking about it recently. That time is one
of my inherent you know struggles. Okay, Yeah, and laughably,
my like New Year's resolution if I may or the
thing I wrote down in the Hobanichi that I you know,
did for two weeks and is empty yet again.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
And by the way, I got two versions of that
journal so.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
That I can go off my journal because I was
like one won't be enough, I need multiple whatever, So
I've got two empties and empties and morning the past habit.
Literally I wrote down it, and I was like, this year,
I'm gonna make peace with the finite nature of time. Yeah,
(22:12):
And that was what I was gonna do in the
the journal, like in the calendar the journal, like I'm
going to going to actually use this because like I
don't because I don't want to face the fact that
there's only so many hours in the day and whatever.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
I don't want to.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
Like it's like it's like the same as not wanting
to look at the bank account balance because like I
don't quote money able to live according to it. I
mean once again, like what like it's a vague sense
of like do I have enough money or not for whatever?
Like whatever mood management is my attempt to day a
vague sense of there being a pot or not and like.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
God completely, I mean the day today I woke up
and I was like oh, and I was feeling like, okay,
it's eight thirty, like you know, by ten o'clock, I'm
gonna have done this in this Nope, couldn't do it.
I oh my god, I actually sat. I wish I
could post this, but I can't because I would be
kicked off the internet. But dear friend of food sent
(23:12):
me an incredible video of a couple literally just fucking
in the street in front of the apartment in New
York City. You know what I want to do? Play
just a second, because I think, okay we could.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Why would you be kicked off the internet? They did
it in the street? No, no, no, I'm like, is
it okay?
Speaker 1 (23:32):
It's it goes against Instagrams guidelines.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
But this is amazing. This is outside his apartment in point.
The video doesn't have to go on. I think nobody
this is amazing. Wait, wait for it. Wait, okay, they
(23:57):
pause because the car goes by. Wait this guy's fucking
her against their car from behind. Wait he night literally
pants down.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
I'm sorry. Everyone in New York City scream no wait, wait,
we're waiting. Wait this is real? What do you mean
(24:32):
is it real? I'm looking at the video?
Speaker 2 (24:35):
No, I mean, is it a stunt? Is it improv everywhere?
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Absolutely not. They stop a car goes by, and I
hate IMPREV everywhere. Sorry, I hate IMPREV everywhere. Sorry, of
course you're not seven hundred and forty two, but it
fucking they stop when a car goes by, and they
go and then they start up again and it's uns
it at night, eleven pm again.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
And where in New York City, Manhattan, green Point Brooklyn.
I wish it were Manhattan would be so like.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
But it's green Point Brooklyn. There are cars literally like
like like a bike just goes by and they pause
for a Saturday night screaming barking last night, so Monday night,
Tuesday night screaming barking in the street. Last night was Wednesday. Yeah,
And it's like, like it's just unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
That's wild. I wonder how many other people took video.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
I mean, I remember living in New York an old
apartment where it was incredible. I got to I saw
directly into these two people fucking like with I was
like with a couple of friends on my roof and
it was like holy shit, and it was like fully
like kind of like a hot like straight couple like banging,
like having athletic sex. And I was like, it's rules.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Oh my god, well the anonymity of what New York
apartment buildings? Okay, because here's my I'm feeling about that.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
That's my Wait what I'm like a step above like
putting cameras in the walls, Like I'm one of those people.
It's like, if I had like just a screw a
little loose, I'd have a hotel and I have a camera, you.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Would have any of the wrong coming proprietor, you know,
you'd be a proprietor.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
And I'd be like behind bars, yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Yeah, behind the counter, and I don't want to.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
See me maybe obviously I'm playing it up for fun.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
If people can't you know, people the mellow, bramatic, tragic comedy.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Okay, then we got bigger problems. How amazing?
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Wait wait I want to explore this. No, but wait
wait here's my but here's my warning on the Red episode.
Are we all fucking on the show?
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Yeah, it's just audio. It's like it's like it could
be fake hello movies. Literally, I'll fuck right, it could be.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
It's That's what I'm saying, like like please, oh yeah,
So the anonymity of being someone in a window in
New York City, right and watching something just the experience
like you don't know who they are, you don't know
that is whatever. Right now, there's a special anonymity specific
(27:20):
because and this is what I think is Sorry, I'm laughing.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Literally at the sex her barking in the street. Sorry,
it's so it's so gross. Okay, keep going.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
I mean you have to believe there's some that that's
part of the kink there.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Oh, of course, it's like they have dinner around the corner.
This is not deserted. This is a dense residential block.
Were there other people in their windows with cameras that
you could see? I'm sure, I mean I can see
have sure, like my friend.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
And there's something funnyuering out making eye contact with an
other neighbor and you just both are holding your cameras
and you're just making out. I can say like like
I would imagine all the shadows in the windows. I know,
so here here it is, are you ready? So particularly
with a big apartment building.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
The anonymity is that you do not see them go
into their door like you do a house.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
You don't know where they are, so you don't know
who they are. You don't know which one.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
People can come streaming out of the apartment down on
the floor, out of the lobby of these big buildings.
I mean, you might be able to recognize them from
the thing, but there's there's an inherent anonymity of being
one of the apartment dwellers. Yeah, like there's something like
cool about that, like totally, you know, there'd be like,
you know, like we were like you know, I remember
we had this neighbor that were just like across the
way and like it was like, oh, the blogger, Like
(28:43):
we just it was like she was the blogger, okay,
because like there was just a desk in a window
where this woman was all the time type being into us.
It was just she's she's a blogger, and it's just yeah,
but never sound on the street wouldn't be able to
recognize her.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
It's just the shadow of blogger. No, it's it's it's
what we lose when we leave New York. I had
(29:18):
a yogurt that was clearly marketed for men. I had
accidentally I was at my friends. Yeah, and accidentally it's
a very much I would say, like Jim Rat like guy,
and it was called where they're like fermentation. They're like no, no, no, no, no, no,
this is okos like danin like not organic like triple
(29:44):
what was it called triple out cream because it was
literally for guys. And by the way, I was like,
because I was like I'm hungry, do you like have anything?
And I was like, I kind of have nothing like this.
It was fucking good. Oh really And it was like,
you know, low sho, like I'm sure it's like poison
whatever it goes. Triple zero high protein yogurt.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Yeah, I think I've had that, and it's it's like
I think I had that as a low sugar and yes,
they should be marketing with these guys who want Yeah,
I've had that.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
It fucking kind of ruled. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
I was like, was it did it have that like
whipped quality or was it the super thick there's this
kind of a rated and thick at the same time.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Stevia. So here's what's in it. Yeah, culture grade a
non fat milk. It's like, you know, it's hard with dairy.
You really do want to be organic folks. Natural flavors,
uh oh, tapioco, starch, stevi, a leaf lemon juice, concentrate,
sea salt, Vitamin D three. Interesting, I mean it seems fine. Yeah,
what are you worried about tapioga stars? No, no, no,
(30:48):
I guess natural flavors. If dairy, you kind of really
don't want to be doing you really want to kind
of force it to be organic. But damn, I have
to say moaning like a little pig in hell for it.
It was good, but it's just such a yeah, it
was just yogurt for men. It's interesting.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
Yeah, well it's almost like if if that is a
brand of Danon, it's like Dannon trying to go think
we're going to do We're going to do Greek. We
need to like no one thinks we can do Greek.
We're going to do Greek, white cooas mich a ose yeah,
whatever else and then like lock in on the low sugar.
That's what I mean about, Like the dudes like almost
like you know, fermentation like whatever, like.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
No, yeah, bet raw organs, beeflivor prayer all that.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
I had a waiter that I was considering sending in
an email to the restaurant, like I'm riding an email
about him, you know, like yeah, yeah, okay, just all
it was was this. It's like it's like, so I
have an adology like top of the top of the order, interrupts,
will prepare everything separately.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
What and then you're safe? Yeah what I'm.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
Saying it was and it wasn't. I don't even I'm
not even quite doing the like the tone right. It
just blows me away when when taking care of folks,
do you it almost be It's almost at this point
like like customer service, et cetera. Right, hospitality it needs
to be treated like we talk about actors like like
(32:20):
like either.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Got it or you know, no, it's a vocation. It's
it's fucking touch you have, you have it, you have
the gift, or you fucking down and people.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
You know.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
It's the thing. It's like the thing of like more
is more the thing that people confuse with like hospitality
or something where it's like yes, be right in their face,
what can I get down, you know or something it's
like no, like yeah, it's a it's a vocation, it
really is, and it's a way of being with people.
I mean it's like they're animal trainers, servers. They're dealing
with animals, people who want and they have I mean,
(32:52):
it's really delicate art.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Yeah, and you know, adjusting in real time for different
beyond I mean the intuitive that's required.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
How many times have you, uh you ever left your
phone number for a server? Ah? Zero? That sex? That's
serious sex episode? Yeah? No, yeah, Now was the ten
years ago? Was the service? Was that? What focused on
(33:24):
the service? That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm asking.
What it was like? Literally dream? What was what was
the key? What was the him being hot? I wasn't.
This is ten years ago. This is probably actually more
than ten years ago, and it happened. I can't believe
(33:44):
that I've never heard of this. Actually, you know what
that you know what? You know what the hot waiter did?
What went in a few times? Yeah? Huh he left
his number for me? Wait later you mean and had
sack once? Wait you said, have you ever left it?
Did you leave it? Or did he? I can't talk
about this on my podcast, keep going, No, who cares?
(34:08):
I'm over it? Yeah? Who cares? I can't talk them.
It's we have we have high octane fucking on this episode.
All bets are off.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
Yeah, oh you mean you mean because that freed you?
Playing the video?
Speaker 1 (34:23):
I got I'm screaming. I can feel it. But okay,
yeah what no, I just question.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
Did you leave the number or did he leave the number?
Speaker 1 (34:31):
He said both? Sorry, sorry, sorry, okay, piling up. He
was like a hot like w B like whoa, which,
of course, you know, just archetypal man, like wow, look
at that hot man. You know that kind of a
w B Channel eleven. Yeah, I guess Warner Brothers aging
myself perpetually in hell like a teen or whatever, teen
(34:52):
sort of comedy full of city era like gorgeous, like
definitely an actor, and then I later found out like
wanting to be an actor. You know, wait in LA Wait,
this was in Los Angeles. This is in Los Angeles
in Venice Beach, sweetheart, I just placed it in New
York if we were talking Venice Beach actor Waiter Perre.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
I did not hear about this. We're friends that work.
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (35:18):
I know, I don't know. She was coming back to
La a lot, certainly not. I feel like it did.
I feel like you remember if I told you some details,
it actually was crazy, And I feel it's the thing
of like am I dream protecting his dignity? He's never
going to hear this. Everything didn't end poorly in any way.
But he did ask to rap for me in bed
(35:39):
hand I let him no an he rapped yeah, originals, Yeah,
a white wrap yep. In total darkness. Oh my god,
it was completely hairless. Anyway, it was weird. It was
one time. How long did he go? Go? What? It was? Endless?
(36:00):
I remember being like, thank god, we're in pitch blackness.
Remember staring at the ceiling, going, oh my god, this
is happening. Were you dead silent during it? Or were
you like? Great? I was dead silent because what are
you going to do? Like mm, it was dead silent
and I just went I didn't do anything. At the end,
you said like awesome, I was like amazing. I have
(36:21):
no idea what I said. I was, you know, shocked.
He was a nice guy right in we ran into
each other, you know, oh, like literally on the street.
He did the very sweet I love this. I love
this from a man. Hey, can we get coffee? Yeah?
I'm not looking for a relationship right now, sweetie. It's okay.
(36:44):
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait, but you.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
Know, hold on, you got coffee and he sat you
down to tell you he's not looking for a relationship
right now, Yeah, now when did you? And I was
like spontaneous coffee. I wasn't run into run into him
and get coffee.
Speaker 1 (36:59):
No, no, no, it was like it was like, went on
this date whatever, and then it was like, hey, like
do I get coffee? And I was like sure, Like wait,
c it's part of the same story.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
Yeah, phone okay, sorry the phone number situation, the first
was a phone number to a date him. I kind
of pictured it like, sorry that night leaving dinner left
his phone number, right, No, it wasn't that night.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
He's like, that's fun nuber. It was like why didn't
you Why didn't you call me? And I was like
you text, hey, hey, it's me met up and he goes,
which table were you at? Yeah? Exactly, I know, really
he is. Probably I was just a notch in his belt, honey.
Speaker 2 (37:35):
I thought you'd enjoy that idea. I wasn't trying to
take you down.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
No, I didn't feel taked down. I just feel suddenly
nude in the street. Yeah, I mean here, who cares?
Who fucking cares?
Speaker 2 (37:48):
I mean, you didn't say anything bad about the four
ten years ago, So there's that.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
Well, because because I'm a gentleman. Yeah, and you'll art
just what I said, not scoring highly. You know what's interesting,
I realize I have a really really disproportionate understanding of
what a big dick technically is, and I had no
idea took out the ruler.
Speaker 2 (38:12):
The other day.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
It was deep on Reddit threads going wait, what do people.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
Like metaphorically took out the ruler.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
No, I took out a ruler in my house. Oh
to go to measure, okay, yeah, just to be like hypothetically.
And I was like, wait what I was like people
by the way, because men. Oh. Then also I heard
that gay men statistically have bigger dicks than straight men.
Party on, and then I heard this is really the
(38:45):
blue app and then I heard so I heard that,
and then I was like something about like a big dick,
and I was and and basically I thought, like an.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
About to admit, like like a piece of like anyway,
go on, there's any tithing, like I thought decided, I just.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
Basically didn't that. Someone someone was like said nine inch dick,
and I went nine inch dick, Like, let me actually
look at nine inches on a ruler. I was like,
oh my god, you know, like that is fucking brutal.
And then and then I was like, oh, I literally
then I was like six inches. I was like, oh wait,
I thought six inches was like big. It's like six
(39:27):
inches is like normal, and like below five is like
apparently like really shame. It's like, you know, that's when
you get into the danger territory of like what your
life is ruined or whatever? Yeah. Yeah, Like on the
Reddit threads, everyone's like, oh wait, we talked about this.
I completely forgot.
Speaker 2 (39:44):
Do you remember this I read on Reddit once Someone's like,
I have a micro penis, asked me anything, right, oh yeah,
and then people did how you doing okay? And yeah
oh and and he linked to a picture okay, and
I went I was. I was on this thread for
like forty five minutes. I feel like I just went
down and reading everything. It was like really compelling, right, yeah.
(40:06):
I never actually went to the picture beautiful, like I
really only realized later, like isn't it almost Yeah?
Speaker 1 (40:12):
Am I it's sweet deranged, you know what I mean? Like, no,
you're sweet, You're sweet. Like I was so compelled by
the text I think I would imagine.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
And he also said that he found a woman. You know,
it was like this like every pot has its lid
or whatever.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
You know.
Speaker 2 (40:29):
It was like my wife has a it's never shallow
or so just and like like to deal with that. Yeah, no,
there's a no. But it was just nice to hear.
I mean, it was just nice to hear. It was
nice to by the way.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
It was nice. I'll say men, you know, or like
the kind of obligatory like the straight guy who's like
freaked out about his dick not being big. I'll just oh,
I always want to say, I always want to say.
I've never said it before. My I have a friend.
I remember her calling me. She was starting to date
this guy, really liked him, like, oh my god, he's great.
(41:05):
Calls me crying. I go, what's wrong, what's wrong? She's like,
he has a big dick. She's crying amazing because his
dick was like big and she was so bummed, and
I'm like, that's an amazing thing. Literally crying though, crying
because she was like, I mean I wanted to marry him,
but like, what am I going to do? Like he
(41:26):
has a big dick. It's not amazing. I mean, it's
it's I didn't work out. I gotta it didn't work out,
so don't go out there getting so sad boys.
Speaker 2 (41:41):
Well yeah, I mean the other thing is obviously the
I know, like but the oh god, but I'm off
the road everything.
Speaker 1 (41:50):
But honestly, like the guy just being like you're born
with sloggery or not. It's the truth, there it is,
and it's like that's all it fucking is. Well, Like,
I was obsessed with this story and like in I
think it was the Art of Seduction, you know, one
of those books like or the forty eight Laws of Power,
but it was the one about seduction whatever danse read.
And they're talking about this guy like Duke de Nunzio
(42:11):
like back in like I don't know when, like in
fourteen hundred or something, and he was like a hideous man.
Speaker 2 (42:17):
He was like hideous and old, like you know, self
described and by others whatever, And but his voice.
Speaker 1 (42:26):
Was so good. Hekay, he could have anybody, I fuck it,
and he did. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:31):
And there were two nuns who were sisters and he
played them both off each other. He had them both,
He ruined their lives, they turned against each other, they
fought over him. Wait what and then he left them.
I mean, this is how I remember it. But like
I've never forgotten.
Speaker 1 (42:45):
The Dukes what's his name.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
In you know, you know, you know the book, you know,
forty eight Laws of Power.
Speaker 1 (42:51):
It's like thick.
Speaker 2 (42:52):
And then there's like the Art of Seduction is another one.
It's when I heard it's like I remember I.
Speaker 1 (42:56):
Was standing in borders.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
I was standing in borders. I don't know, two thousand
and six, I don't know, I don't know. And it
was like thumbing through like the forty eight Laws of
Power or whatever, and like some man's like that's the
devil's book, you know, he's like you read that, and
I was. I was like, you know, because my intellect
(43:20):
is awake when I'm in borders a sortin sort of right.
So it's like I like respond to something like like
I'm not afraid of information, Like I'm not afraid of
that if like my eyes pass over, like something like
that will immediately be implanted into me and then.
Speaker 1 (43:35):
Coming out of me as my own thought. Yeah, yeah, totally.
And you know, I think it's interesting. It's all the
power of the voice. I mean, it was just it was, uh,
it goes a long way, it's real. I mean.
Speaker 2 (43:50):
The other thing is like, you know, to be down
on yourself about something, and then imagine this. You're down
on yourself about something, you let it like block you
in all these ways, right, and then you come across
someone who, for the last thirty years has been fucking
killing it with that same thing that you made a
limitation for yourself.
Speaker 1 (44:08):
So I'm saying, you mean, how horrible that would.
Speaker 2 (44:10):
Be like to go didn't you You're like, you know, like,
oh my god, it I could have lived free. Yeah,
I didn't have to bear that burden. I mean, that's
why I don't know what I'm trying to pronounce. But
it's like it's it's like that that now I forget,
but like literally that throw thing like we read on
public a million years ago, but like you know, cling
(44:33):
like cling and claimed your own you know, individual thought
or impulse or art or whatever, like you know, so
that one day your own idea doesn't come back to you,
like return with an alienated majesty or whatever, and like
where you're forced to take your opinion from another man
when like it was your opinion years ago and you
didn't have the courage to own it, and now.
Speaker 1 (44:53):
You're supposed to be like, yeah, I'm remembering that.
Speaker 2 (44:55):
Yeah, and that whole thing basically like claim now what Now?
Maybe it's like claim now what if someone else claimed
and it was like celebrated, You'd be jealous, you know
what I mean, like almost like oh god, I've been
hiding this thing. What if I saw someone else owning it?
Speaker 1 (45:12):
And I'd be like I didn't know I could own it?
Speaker 2 (45:15):
Yeah, totally, No, I could own a person of my
own making.
Speaker 1 (45:19):
Yeah. Yeah, I'm convinced. I can still save the day.
I have to do some work. I have to do
some urns. I have to tell myself that I can
do a lot in two hours.
Speaker 2 (45:34):
And of course I could do that. We could do
the game again.
Speaker 1 (45:36):
We could do the game again. What I have to
do is go, I have to mail something. It's like,
you know how that this is where like forms, It's
like the bank and they're calling me, They're like, hey,
we sent you the forums. I'm like, I know, I
just can't get together. Also print them out. I have
to send in the forums. The frustration that these kinds
of tasks can bring in me, I go, is this
(45:58):
is frustrating for other people? And how are people not
just ringing the necks of everyone they are? I mean
there's so much weller. But it's just like yeah, it's
it's kind of amazing.
Speaker 2 (46:08):
Some people cling to the forms. I think some people
the forms them safe mentally, it's like yeah, oh, just
fill out the form, like you know, like I fill
out the form. I'm a person, you know, Like I
think some people are clinging to them, like god, you know,
perhaps I like to believe that, I think, because that's
that that that helps me understand it, like whatever. But
(46:29):
I mean, Chris and I once went into the bank.
I had like cash, and I was going to deposited
in a machine. The machine like so scary, panicked just
like money, cash, money, like all this cash from like
maybe it was like from merch on the road or
like being paid in cash something.
Speaker 1 (46:48):
Yeah, you put it in, but like I think like
it could.
Speaker 2 (46:51):
Have been like I mean at least like several hundred dollars,
might have been like two thousand or something. I don't know,
I'm going to deposit this stuff, right, No machine just
like take some money, freaks out and then just immediately
the machine has no record of me having just put
the thing and walk up to the teller, like what happened?
(47:11):
And I can't remember like if it got solved.
Speaker 1 (47:14):
But it was like it was like no, I know,
it was like it's so scary, I you know, like it's, hey,
I got it. This is like I I'm too paranoid
to put they go, oh, put the stack of checks
into the ATM. I go.
Speaker 2 (47:29):
I think I'm one at a time, one at a time, right,
I mean, it's no, no, no, I'm going through the teller.
I'm talking to the teller. Occasionally. I don't trust the teller.
I mean occasionally trust the machine over the teller.
Speaker 1 (47:43):
I go, tell her, do you go. I found myself
going out of the way to go to the businesses.
I prefer like I have my packing place, you know,
I love my sep going in there, or for the
community to go in there and chat. I just trust them.
It's great, and you know, I just I love it
in there. I mean, the guys there's a packing place
like way closer to me. So it's like the difference
(48:03):
between you know, it's a difference between a twelve minute
drive and say a twelve minute drive. Holy shit, isn't
that crazy because.
Speaker 2 (48:09):
You would have been driving anyway, yeah, walkable versus if
it were walkable versus not walkable. It would be a
different thing, and walkable changes everything for me.
Speaker 1 (48:19):
Yeah, I sent back a cocktail last night. Wait, really
tell me everything? Hello? Where were you? Tell me? Everything's
at the same crossroads. I went lay with you. I
want to go to plant with you. I went late.
Speaker 2 (48:35):
I went late, like on a spree, on a whim
to like you know whatever. And what time was late?
Like ten or something or no, it was probably nine
thirty or something like food or just drink food, hadn't
eaten dinner or whatever. It was like, Oh, I'm hungry
for dinner, shorp order in something I don't feel like
(48:57):
cooking anything, and then like actually pop up, pop up
to so I really like the atmosphere in there or whatever.
I ordered like a skinny margarita. Essentially, I hate to
use that term.
Speaker 1 (49:09):
I hate it too.
Speaker 2 (49:10):
That's what they fucking call it. And so every time
me going and I get a margarita but with no
you know, sweetener, blah blah, it's just like and they're
like one skinny margarita coming up.
Speaker 1 (49:19):
So it's like me refusing to They don't care. I'm
always apologetic. I hate to say this. Skinny mark Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (49:27):
Uh, order it it's great. At some point, would you
like another sure wood? And then it arrives this one.
Speaker 1 (49:36):
Sweet sweet as hell? Okay, well there you go. That's
a pretty easy semback.
Speaker 2 (49:40):
Oh and by the way, she said, like another go yep,
another skinny because the waiter had changed over, and so
I'm like, oh, wondering if making sure that the second
that the segment was skinny too, like another they see
it's the margarita, and I go skinny and they go yep,
it arrives it's not right.
Speaker 1 (49:53):
And then.
Speaker 2 (49:56):
So that they were staring into Chris's eyes okay, and
I'm like, I'm gonna do it. Okay, yeah, I'm like
I'm gonna because it's totally fine. I'm gonna have a
sugar bomb. I want to I want dessert, you know,
if I'm doing it like so, and then Chris is like,
should I make eye conduct, should flag him down? Like
kind of like, and I'm just staring at because of
his eyes, and I see his eyes like float upward
(50:18):
like and I'm like, he's getting eye contact, like it's happening.
Speaker 1 (50:22):
Anyway.
Speaker 2 (50:22):
She comes over and I'm and I go because we
had this conversation all about this, right instead, of drawing
deeply on the well of like like an actor, like
like you know, a fully like like I did with you,
which was just like I'm gonna go deep and I'm
gonna let absolute authenticity emerge. And that's what led to like,
this is humiliating. This time, I decided to sort of
(50:43):
push a kind of hack like reference across, like I go,
I go, like play a character. Essentially, I was like,
it'll be less emotional load. Okay, it's going, I go,
I hate to be the steuchebag. Okay, I hate to
be the Stuische bag, but which, you know, an outsider.
I might not see the difference between that and me
going it's hard.
Speaker 1 (51:03):
This is a humiliation. I understand the acting because to me,
that's such a clean sendback. I would almost be like,
because normally I'd be the one fourteen top hats going
whoa whoa, whoa, whoa whoa, making a big show of it.
But for this, I'd go, hey, oh so sorry, my
it was a skinny market with this one, right, I
would almost feel no need to even do it. I know,
I'm a no, right, it's not a flavor.
Speaker 2 (51:27):
It's not like I don't like the flavor, like like
the whole thing where we.
Speaker 1 (51:32):
Yeah, totally it's not.
Speaker 2 (51:33):
But I was like, but there was a cleanliness to,
you know, over apologizing, like basically like not dancing right
but doing a clean, easy over flashing this little card.
Speaker 1 (51:46):
I hate to be the stewish bag, but it's skinny.
Speaker 2 (51:48):
And also because it's about skinniness versus not, but sugar
versus not, there is a little bit of wanting to
tap dance, you know what I mean, like how to
go of course, because it's like I'm sorry, I'm tasting
sugar and I can't have that.
Speaker 1 (51:59):
No, no, I know.
Speaker 2 (52:01):
So I was like, hey, I think I think this
isn't skinny or what you know, I had to do this.
I think this isn't skinnier. I think it was pretty
sweet whatever, and she's like, I'll check. Or I was like,
do we think maybe he didn't make it this one
skinny whatever. She goes back, she's like, he said he'd
made it skinny ish and I was like and I
was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, I need.
Speaker 1 (52:22):
It, like because you love the light one, yeah, I
just want it. I just want zero.
Speaker 2 (52:26):
I technically want zero sweetness and I'm like supplement with
lime juice, because by the way, lime juice like to me,
tequila a bunch of fresh lime juice if they're willing
to spare it.
Speaker 1 (52:39):
Not alone. Oh of course salt on the on the rim.
Speaker 2 (52:42):
But then there was no salt on the rim, and
I didn't have it in me to bring it up
at that point. You know, sometimes you gotta just you know,
you know, it's pretty great ordered food. And then they
come around and the clear up plates, and I, you know,
I think I want to order more food. And we did,
you know, like a true is it time for dinner?
Know what we'd actually like the vegan sausage, And it's
(53:06):
just like, you know, if there's time, if the kitchen
still open, whatever. And I saw a couple of people
there that were there last time, and I go, okay,
here we go new lifestyle.
Speaker 1 (53:15):
Of course, Well that makes total sense. Yeah, I'll go
with you. Well, finally someone has acknowledged that poog is
(53:37):
about cinema, that we are finally devoted to cinema, and
that we are devoted to cinema and experience the whole theaters.
Speaker 2 (53:46):
The first right, the first to recognize us, the first
technically speaking.
Speaker 1 (53:50):
And we are we are thrilled to be talking about
this film Skincare, which, by the way, Elizabeth Banks, by
the way, sweaty summer movie, sweaty, grimy La Hollywood Boulevard.
This movie, well, this.
Speaker 2 (54:04):
Is this is what I wanted to talk about. Crossroads
in the world. Yeap, Hollywood Boulevard. And you know I
used to live on Hollywood Boulevard.
Speaker 1 (54:12):
I mean, so that was big. We all have in
a way. And some movie is well done, I'm here
to report. Looks like a shot on film. I don't
know what they do. I'm not a film I don't know.
I don't know what the boys do when they get
back there. But something was going on where it's Yeah,
it looks gretty, very much of a time and a
place in Los Angeles. Yeah, I believe it's based on
(54:37):
a true story which is quite incredible, which is a
woman who a facialist. Well, what we see in the
film is Elizabeth Banks playing a facialist, Hope Goldman, facialist
to the star is booming business rival Facialists opens up
and there's some really funny stuff going on with the
parking and the reserve. You know, it's like a very
(54:57):
like facialist turf and encroaching on her turf. To me,
it's in that.
Speaker 2 (55:04):
It's it's like where regular people like turn and their
life sort of twists into a thriller, like almost like, yeah,
how close we are at any moment too to turning
the violence to unwrap fear and suspicion to revenge.
Speaker 3 (55:22):
It has on the score scores read Yeah, yeah, it's
it's the it's propulsive, yeah, propulsive score Grimes, J Paul,
you know fun tracks.
Speaker 1 (55:37):
I actually I was so into the score. I was
just Spotify type and skincare is it there soundtrack? It's
not there yet, so they've got probably waiting, so they've
got to get on that.
Speaker 2 (55:49):
I liked being able to sink my teeth into just
pure banks.
Speaker 1 (55:53):
Okay, she's dead center.
Speaker 2 (55:57):
She's a long time she's been a good, long time
comedic icon.
Speaker 1 (56:02):
Yeah, yeah, serious, Baxter, I mean on American Summer, Are
you absolutely joking me? Yeah, she's absolutely gorgeous. By the way,
speaking of skincare, she looks great. She looks beautiful, and
you know, a lot of they're doing a lot of
close ups on her and her little micro movements.
Speaker 2 (56:17):
She's just well, I I you know, they invite us
to see this movie. We were going to go to
the premiere, make no mistake, it's devastated.
Speaker 1 (56:28):
We wanted to go Jocqueline alone, get Her, get Her
and glam.
Speaker 2 (56:32):
Primping in the movie, okay, together, the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (56:35):
But you had to work. I had to work.
Speaker 2 (56:38):
That's okay because at the end of the day, we're
not podcasters. Okay, but Jesus, you know, make no mistake,
Go see it in theaters, though, Yeah, go see it
in theaters, you know, with a hag or not. I
stand by going to movies alone one of us the
great pleasures.
Speaker 1 (56:56):
It's almost all we have left.
Speaker 2 (56:59):
See it's the only way to peal. Go to see
skin Care alone, and you're not alone. You're having a
subtextual conversation with us exactly. I mean, you really are.
Speaker 1 (57:08):
That's potent, you really are. So we're thrilled to be
approached by this film. Finally, some understands that Poog is
about about cinema and also the movies. Well mood, folks,
go see it in theaters, have fun it is. You're
you're instantly going to relax. I have to say, you're
gonna instantly opening frames. You're getting shy. I'm being taken
(57:29):
care of frames. Performances are there?
Speaker 2 (57:32):
Yeahreener, Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (57:35):
The dream the I have to say again, what more
do you need to know? It's about a facialist stand off.
It's about a facialist, a star celebrity facialist who gets
her turf encroached on by another facialist. And that's all
we're going to say.
Speaker 2 (57:49):
And it's based on no more, and the human emotions
turn absurd. M hm oh oh, we have to acknowledge.
We have to acknowledge the recept to rose Rose.
Speaker 1 (58:02):
De lights collapse. You poog x the hags aar. The
hags responded in a beautiful way.
Speaker 2 (58:09):
I have to tell you flying I had if there
still are any less, the.
Speaker 1 (58:14):
Joy of having that gummy yesterday, popped a gummy, went
on a walk with John Early. We pop the gummies,
having a blast. We go, let's go to quarter sheets.
We go to quarter sheets, have an incredible meal. I
had the best slice of pie I've ever had in
my life. Oh and you'll love this. This unbelievable like
stone fruit strawberry pie. M fucking crazy. Okay, and there's
(58:39):
like a vanilla ice cream on top. But it has
its flavor. I'm like, why is this the most transcendent
vanilla ice cream I've ever had? Almost an almond flavor?
I ask, They go, oh, yeah, she cuts open the
pits from stone fruit and there's something in there that
is not almond but tastes like almonds. So people who
are allergic to nuts can have it. And it's like
a rich almond flavors from the inside.
Speaker 2 (59:01):
Of which stone fruit fruit picked. I don't know, because
stone fruit refers to like plums peaches, right, I think
a peach. I think a peach interesting because I've got.
Speaker 1 (59:11):
Some unbelievable, incredible pizza eating is a nice finner hop
just great. Oh you know what I ate last night?
A mango? You know, just I said.
Speaker 2 (59:20):
There with a knife, I cut it, drag drag. Then
I pick up the second piece, drag drag. I finish
all of it. Then I take up the pieces against
you if I can drag more flesh with my teeth
off the mango skin, excellency. While watching un While watching
Unsolved Mysteries, the new apps, well, the first one was
like about Jack the Ripper.
Speaker 1 (59:37):
I skipped it. I was like, I was like, guys, yeah,
I'm behind. I'm presumed innocent anyway, but I just want
to say, yeah, we'll talk about that too.
Speaker 2 (59:45):
But I just want to say, working on the mailing list, folks, yes,
the name servers.
Speaker 1 (59:51):
Just just hold on, tight, hold on.
Speaker 2 (59:54):
Thank you for your patience. Will come, as you know,
we struggle. It's coming my white whale at this point.
And I'm not bad at that shit. I'm good at
that shit.
Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
We'll figure it out.
Speaker 2 (01:00:06):
You might think I'm not anyway, whatever, it doesn't matter.
The point is the response to Rose Delights has been huge,
so to say, buying them up.
Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
I hope they're not all gone. They're going to sell
out folks, get them now. It was huge. Okay, Well
that's all for me. That's all for me. Love love you.
That was Poog. If you enjoyed Poog, please subscribe, rate
and review. If not, we will press charges. Poog is
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Created and hosted by Kate Berlin and Jacqueline Novak. Executive
produced by Libra Smith, edited and mixed by Ali Graham.
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Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
Yeah,
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