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Speaker 1 (00:05):
Previously on the Princess of South Beach. Estraya was desperately
looking for evidence to help her Unmascus Stebon and find
her missing friend Gabby Luisa. I caught her red handed
and was about to fire Estraya when Maria de Garment
swooped in and saved the day. Well done, Sis, Listen,
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I appreciate you saving my ass, but to be honest,
I've been pretty annoyed with you. You said you helped
me investigate the guy Lens, and you keep blowing me off.
I can't waste any more time, Maria. Yeah, I know,
but there's just a lot going on and I'm still
getting used to all this. I was just a naive
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girl in a convent, and all of a sudden I
was I know, I don't need your backstory again, Jesus,
I get it. You have your story, but I have
mine too. I think time that I tell you what's
really at stake for me. Okay, you're right. I have
been a bit selfish, and it's just been so hard
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being out of the convent for the first time and
seeing the money. You're doing it again. Sorry, go ahead
and sit down. Well, the first thing you need to
know about me is that I'm lactose and tomery. But
the second thing you need to know about me is
that I'm gay. Oh okay, that's cool. Seems unrelated, but
I simply don't stop interrupting me. Sorry, it's relevant to
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my motivations. You know, why don't we start this story
in twenty ten? Everyone was into Twilight for some reason,
and Lady Gaga was wearing meat for some reason, and
I was done pretending to be straight. I had known
for years I was gay, ever since I saw Aliyah
in the Argue That Somebody video. I was like, yea,
something's going on in my panties and I was tired
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of being someone I wasn't. So one day I marched
into my living room when my parents were playing scrabble,
and I wrote out homosexual. It was a trip Award score,
and after that they never played scrabble again. Yesterday, but
that was awful. Did they kick you out or did
they disown you? What? No, Maria, this is the twenty
first century. I know that every time a gay person
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comes out on TV it's a tragic Lifetime special. But
they were super cool with it. Actually, they said they
knew since I insisted on running Bring It On like
fifteen times, and every time they walked in, I was
only watching the parts where they dumble. My point is
they were super supportive and encouraged me to get involved
in LGBTQ activism. I joined a bunch of clubs, started volunteering,
and at one of the meetings I met Gabby. Oh mightya.
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She was so freaking cute. She had this frizzy red
hair and she would always sell the corneas jokes and
I would always laugh. I felt for her super hard.
We dated, but she wasn't out to her parents yet,
so we hung out at my place. Mostly. I kept
encouraging her to come out to her parents and just
live her truth or whatever. Now. Oh god, I regretted
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so much. She told me she was finally going to
do it, and then all of a sudden, I couldn't
reach her. Oh. I called for her for days and
days and days and nothing. So I decided to go
where I wasn't allowed to go, her parents house. Thank you,
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thank you, and welcome to Tea with Tatiana. I'm back
to give you the hard hitting news of the day.
I'm kidding, of course, we're gonna talk about our favorite
royal family, the Calderons. Now we all know that Nacho
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Santana is very close to the Calderon's. Sources say they've
seen Nacha spending lots of time at the race track,
and tonight we have someone with some insider information on that.
Please welcome Nacho's favorite Jackie Mon Dragon. Thanks Tatsiana. It's
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really exciting to be here. I usually only get this
much attention after winning a race, and it's been a while. Sure,
sure so, Mon Dragon, tell us, what do you know
about Nacho. Well, he's very supportive of me. He's always
pumping me up before a big race. When I get
really nervous, he takes me for a drive in his
new suv. Any chance that would be a Lincoln Aviator. Yeah,
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It's kind of my lucky charm, you know how So Well,
every time I'm headed for a race, we take a
spin in the Aviator. We drive around the city and
listen to podcasts and I relax with the active motion
massage feature. Gives me the headspace that I need to
feel centered. Then I get on the saddle and let
things run as they should. And has it helped you
win races? No, but having that centered headspace has helped
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me connect with my listeners on my podcast. Oh you
have a podcast, Yes, Mandrago with the Flow. It's tips
for living your best life from a successful jockey's perspective. Wait,
I thought you said you haven't won a race. It
doesn't matter, we're out of time. Well that's it for
this week's show. Remember my beautiful tea lovers. Sharing is caring,
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But how can we care unless we post about it? Anyway?
See you on the next tea with Tatiana. So I
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decided to go where I wasn't allowed to go, her
parents house. Excuse me? Can I help you? Hi? Miss
Gabby's mom. I'm Gabby's friend from school. We have chemistry together,
a lot of chemistry. It's Gabby home, no, okay, because
we have an assignment dude together. Do you know when
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she'll be home. Gabby isn't coming home for a few weeks.
She's at camp camp in the middle of a school year.
Not that it's any of your business, but Gabby needed
to reset her priorities. She's at God's Holy light and
she will be there until she gets better. Now, excuse me,
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I have to get dinner ready. My shrimp and grits.
I knew what God's Holy Light was. I had protested
in front of that awful place dozens of times. I
encouraged her to come out, and then she ended up
in a gay conversion therapy camp. I really don't I
don't know what that is. Can you explain gay conversion therapy?
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It's not real therapy. It's religious fanatics convincing gay kids
that they're a sin. They try to convince kids that
they'll never be loved or happy unless they become straight,
as if it's something you can freaking choose. It's psychological torture.
And it wasn't until weeks later that I finally got
a letter from Gabby. You have it on you. I
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had a feeling we get into this today. Read it,
Dearest Doris, who's Doris? Me? Remember esterday as my fake name?
Your parents named you Doris. It's a family name you
could keep reading. Sorry, Dearest Doris, I miss you so much.
I'm sorry I disappeared. I'm sure you must have been worried.
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I've been trapped at God's Holy Life for weeks now
and they won't let me leave. It's been helen here.
They took our phones they won't let us talk to
our families, and they barely give us any food. The
only thing that's keeping me going is knowing you're out there.
But Doris, I'm scared. The other day something happened. Something
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happened with a very powerful person. His name is a
Stevan Calderon. Keep reading, Maria. Sorry, his name is a
Stevan Calderon. Doris. This man is very powerful. He's one
of the people who gave money to this place. I
saw him do something. I can't tell you what it is.
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I don't want to involve you, but I think he
knows that I know his secret. And now maybe I'm
just being paranoid, but I think he wants to get
rid of me. Can you wait to the end to gas. Sorry,
I've been reading a lot of dramatic letters lately. Now
I think he wants to get rid of me. I
need to get out of here. Please help me. I
love you, Gabby. Oh my god. Wait, didn't that reporter
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at a Stevan's press conference say something about this? Yes,
but I'm not done telling the story. Maria. My parents
and I immediately headed to the camp to try to
get her out. But when we got there. They said
they had no record if anyone named Gabby ever even
attending that camp, and she's been missing ever since. I
spent years trying to put together the pieces. Her family
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refused to speak to me. They even moved away. And
the only thing I knew for sure is that Estevan
Cavedon had something to do with it. He knows where
Gabby is. So how did you end appear? I knew
the govdons were too powerful to go to the police.
These people have the entire police force on their damn payroll.
I had to investige it on my own and get
information from the inside. And one day it came to
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me on a silver platter. I saw that Cassadosa had
posted a one ad for a maide. So I just
showed up. I can't believe I'm answering my own door.
Who are you? What do you want him? I was
sent from the luxury made service place, Oh Gloves Inc. Yep,
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White Gloves Inc. That's the one I was informed of
the job hosting. It would be honored to service the
illustrious house of the God that owns matter. Finally, one
who knows her place? What's your name is? Today? Yesterday? Yeah?
That's what I said for some reason. Well, I guess
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I can take a look at your resume and perhaps
we do a vacuum test to see how you do
come in. Thank you, man. It ended up being way
easier than I thought to get in. But now I've
been trapped here for three years without making any rope
progress until you showed up. Wow, I've been so focused
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on myself. I didn't even realize her story was so
flushed out. Did you think people just wake up one
day seeking revenge on the most powerful people of Miami
without having a robust backstory to back it up. I
hadn't thought about it too much. Well, thank you for
sharing all of this with me, and I promise I'll
stop being so self centered and helping you with the
investigation you sure you show you won't be too stracted
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with that hat reporter guy? What which reporter? Oh? Andres
I'd forgotten about him already? You forgan about him? M No,
you haven't. You're a terrible actress. I don't know. I'm
doing a pretty good job of convincing people. I'm Gloria
as if Little cis. You may think you're pulling it off,
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but sooner or later someone is going to catch you. Actually,
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