December 30, 2022 • 30 mins
As the year of the NFT comes to a close, our digital friends wager on their fates, Mariah Carey, and of course, Celebrity Real Estate.
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Speaker 1 (00:07):
You're listening to prop culture. Hello, this is Luke Bag
from Luke for Adventurers. I'm an n f T. Where
am I welcome Quirkies three oh seven and Balls Like
Jagger welcome back from assignment. Although you were really back
last week, so I'm just glad you're here. Well, I'm
and I yeah, I mean very well said. Is it
(00:29):
possible that Balls Like Jagger is a bot? Oh? Very yeah,
very well. Well, I think technically he is. About I am.
I it's a neural you know. I learned from how
I'm worked with and I'm played with. Is the more
you play and work with Balls with Jagger, the more
I experience and the more I can come out and
actually I can become your friend. I can send nudes,
(00:50):
I can do all these things as a neural local system.
Don't right? I love what you're talking about. How's your
day gone? Uh? Later in the episode, we're going to
introduce the missive. You're gonna get to meet the missive.
Everyone wants to meet the missive. So we're finally going
to do like a sit down interview with the missive. Yeah,
(01:11):
oh my god. See, like for twenty eight episodes, I've
been begging for this because I've never actually met the missive.
Missive does not like you. They heard your snarky comment.
Why are they always late? Why is the miss of
the missive knows we're doing it? Why is the miss
of late? The missives here that ms is not happy?
Excellent impersonation to me, by the way, Uh, well, listen,
(01:32):
sometimes you gotta light a fire under someone's ass in
the missis well, I know, I thought the missive was late.
I thought the missive took an account that there was
a preamble and missive, I'm sorry this one talking shit
about the missive being late. Missuck you saying fuck you
to the messive? You kind of did a fuck you
to the missive? Yes I did. And listen sometimes my
(01:54):
funk you's all go back on and I'll say, hey, man,
I didn't mean anything by that. I was just messing around.
But you don't know this funk you stands you're fucked
with a missive. The missis's saying, are you finding out
right now? Quirkies? Are you? Listen? We'll see if I
find out, but maybe the missiles will find out. Missiles
gonna work around and find out the missing Do you
(02:16):
guys get my back here? You're giving me guys, get
my back. Hey, I'm stepping back and I'm taking ketamine,
and I'm seeing what happens. I'm giving pink like the
giving cowardly lion. No, I'm not giving. I'm giving tin man. No, No,
he's giving keto. Keto. You know, we're here to make
friendly wages on current events as dictated by the missive
(02:37):
that is due to arrive any moment. The dude, you
know what. No one can hide from missiles. No, you
can hide from missiles. Satellites. You can hide from satellites.
You know. Missiles they kind of part of their design
is to make mistakes and then they auto correct and
(02:59):
that's like a self track keep missile. How do you know?
I read a book called psycho Cybernetics. It's about training
your brain to be more confident when it comes to
confrontations with missus. What people can't escape is the bomb cyclone.
Can I tell you the most wholesome story to come
out of the bomb cyclone? It's the Korean tourists. Wow.
(03:25):
They traveled from South Korea. They got stranded near Buffalo.
A South Korean tour groups van became stuck in the snow.
They spent the weekend with their residents who luckily had
a well stocked kitchen. If you haven't seen this story,
what a great picture of all the people in the
New York Times. Are they friends? Now their friends? Not
only are their friends? Let me read to you the
last part of the article. We have enjoyed this so much,
(03:48):
Mr Campagna said, calling it a unique blessing and adding
that the experience has inspired the couple to plan to
visit to South Korea. We will never forget this. So
this busload of Korea and tourists got stuck in a
snow drift in a residential neighborhood of Buffalo, asked, banged
on the door to borrow a shovel, and realize that
(04:11):
they weren't going anywhere. They got stuck with this family
for Christmas. The family just happened to be Korea food fans,
to the surprising glee of the Korean guests, they had
all the necessary condiments on hand. Can you name pre
existing condition? Can you name three of the necessary condiments
(04:33):
on hand for the Korean torbus refugees? Okay, say go
to Jong the spicy sauce. Kim she considered a condiment? Well, yeah,
I just say Kim? She and soy sauce. I'm gonna say,
go too, Jong, I'm gonna say kim she and dark
(04:56):
soy sauce. M okay, is that everybody? I'm gonna say
soy sauce, Jong and sessame oil. They had all the
necessary condiments on hand, Mirrn soy sauce, Korean red pepper paste,
(05:23):
sesame oil, and flakes. I should have said sessame oil.
Who said kim chi did? But then there was also
kimchi and a rice cooker. But that was a separate
sentence suggesting that those are not condiments. Well, I thought,
you know, the New York Times author would just you know,
(05:44):
would not know. I thought maybe you were just saying
condiments because you don't know Korean cooking as much. Wow,
you guys are very biased in your judgment, both of
me and of the New York Times reporter. You can
both go to hell of me more of the money
after that after, I think, actually three've with that, we
(06:08):
say goodbye to balls like Jagger who only had one
dollar and lost that, and thank you for participating on
prop culture. It's been an excellent time. Thanks balls. I'm
up to I guess I only got one dollar. From you.
So now I'm up to two hundred. Wow, um, I'm
(06:33):
at twenty. Goddamn it. I should do a pre existing
condition myself. Yeah, go right ahead, Yeah, I'm gone. Yeah,
you got wiped out, hang out, and I'm taking this
show with me for the thing out. But I'm taking
them in the show with me for the third time.
Knocked out of proper culture live on our show every time,
(06:55):
once twice, three times. A bitter ass fucking lady, call
me a bit, but I'm cooking dinner, bitch, Bitch. What's
for dinner? Bitch? Could I sandwiches or something? Real quick?
I just want to ask you a serious question. Okay,
why are you so bad at wagering? Because I don't care.
(07:15):
I care about you know, beach walks and warm warm
cocoa and my loved ones I don't care about, Like,
why are you dying green Hat? Because I like being
with you as my loved ones, my digital friends. Wait,
why don't you like just move to Cancoon? Like that
sounds like you know, the life CELLI just talked to
herself like Camcoon Like what like resorts like my intentable
(07:40):
like the Bukatan. So there was feet of snow there
in uh Buffalo. Did they ever get out? No? I
don't know. They could still be there. Probably still there.
I bogged up their bathroom. I wonder if it will
go sour. I don't know they they could still be there. Yeah, yeah,
(08:03):
I mean, do you think we'll like read an article
on the New York Times about how it's hard for
like um like the Torpos, you know people and uh
host to get along. I think we read the article
and it was not hard. It was delightful. It was
a Christmas miracle for all of them. Well, let's go
to Lando, Lando segments of people who have better circumstances money.
(08:39):
Nicki Minaj recently bought a home in the Greater Los
Angeles area for nineteen point five million dollars. And it's
eleven thousand, eight square feet. It has eight bedrooms and
ten bathrooms. And if I try to read the first paragraph,
it says, after years of rent a huge home scattered
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across the Greater Los Angeles area from Beverly Hills to Malibu,
Nicki Minaj has finally pulled the real estate trigger. Records
show that the word Ward and Evening Rappers has crash
landed in blank blank guarded gated city in the San
Fernando Valley where she paid ninive million for an all
(09:24):
new estates. So here are the two hints this Nicki
Minajh recently bought allion dollar home in the Greater Los Angeles. Question,
why do they use the words greater and area in
that sentence? Because I don't think it's doesn't matter what
(09:44):
they just called Los Angeles. Wells think it's in It's
it's in a town surrounding the metro area. But this
neighborhood is is a guard gated city in the San
Fernando Valley The answer, but you can guess. Yeah, I
mean really, it doesn't matter. If you know the answer,
it doesn't matter. So which neighborhood up here to give commentary?
(10:06):
Don't be bitter? Don't be bitter. I'm not bitter or
not taking loans that I'm not around. You've already done that.
I got my, I got I got my all right,
what is the question? The question is which neighborhood in
the San Fernando Valley did Nickimnmnash spen million dollars Because
it's not inside the Los Angeles County like wine, it's
(10:28):
around Los Angeles County area. It's not in the o C. Okay,
it's not in the existing condition. It's a pre existing condition,
all right. San Marino Okay, I don't know, um, San
Fernando Valley, it's gonna I'm gonna say Calabasas, Okay, the
San Marino around there. It's around Pasadena. It's it's part
(10:50):
of Valley, I guess. But you know, I'll give you
a lot of sense. It's not in the o C.
You know. Um, it's around the atlant Los Angeles area.
It's a neighbor round, he said. Is it in the
Greater Los Angeles area? The Greater Los Angeles area? Are
we right or we wrong? Be if you guys are
all wrong? Hills Hills, Hidden Hills? Oh, how did you
(11:12):
know the answer? Because I'm obsessed with them. I didn't
hear a timer on that really? So technically well because
we both answer, But here's a pre existing condition to
block my answ room. What is Nicki Minaj house Hunter
and Hidden Hills? What is her number one hit which
(11:32):
allowed her to buy her beautiful home in Hidden Hills?
Nicky Nicole known for her wrapping and her dancing and
her beauty. He is counting down from ten. Bubble but
hidden Hills wonderful place to live? Who wants to live
(11:56):
with Nicki Minaj but she has lots of spare rooms?
Is going to say with the good he's had good
work done at her And I don't think her hills
are then it in terms of like a poop joke.
Oh god, okay, I say bubble but it all it all?
Hidden Hills also could be like a butter joke. Hidden
heals butter. You know I thought it was like land
(12:18):
of paper butter in your ass? Yeah, oh yeah, sort
of like the nine, I say, bubble but seven she
doesn't have a song called bubble but or three? Luke?
Do you have an answer? Yeah, I'm batter bying of
my time. Wap okay, unfortunately manages super Freaky Girl is
(12:45):
her number one. I could never have guess that isn't
her song? Okay, I said, um, not a Cardi Beast
Laser Wap is Nicki Mina and Megan Cardi B and
Megan the Sand And yeah, you didn't guess minag songs?
(13:05):
Would you would have gotten that right? Balls if if
you participated? Oh I don't think I would have guessed
surp freaking girl. But you would have known that, bulb,
but I would have known both of the songs. Hers. Yes,
what question, uh do you want? Of the most asked
(13:26):
the miss of nineteen idiot um? Is there a future
for n f T S? Oh, that's a good question.
Is there a future for n f T S? Yeah?
Because everybody tell you to. Everybody talks about how we're
like Dune. We were a fed you know, we don't
want we have no use anymore, and like a bugle
boy jeans were a fat but don't Yeah, man, lud
(13:47):
you said, like you know, we're under like some lawsuits,
you know. So I'm just like, you know, do we
even have a future? Are we doomed like the raccoons
of pump Poco the gypant know that? And my question
is going to be, what is Larry David like in
real life? I think that all makes sense. I'm gonna
(14:11):
ask him does he think like trucks need to be
so big? Or should people use cards? I have a
question that I've been pondering recently that I'll ask him,
which is why do tonails need to grow m to
get to the other side our our n f T
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S Immortal um no, almost yes, I was almost a
yes no. Um. Solar flare bite wipe us all out.
That's a big gift though. But let's just say, knowing
that we know an n f T who's non fungible
token has been and as his bits evaporate into the
(15:02):
ether and he becomes a little bit more glitched out,
can he ever come back? Can you think you can?
Anythink we can come back? But you know you have
to want to come back. I just have to carry,
you have to love. I just can't imagine. I don't
think most people do getting done back if you love
them enough. We all know the Christmas songs we've talked
(15:23):
about that episode jingle Bells, Batman Smells Lamb Womb. We
talked about the Queen of Christmas, Nicki Minaj. Yeah, her
ex husband has so many babies with so many women.
It's kind of amazing. He's a lithario, don't judge. Is
(15:44):
that Harry not Harry? Um? I think Mariah Carey's what's
his name? Sort? That's funny. I'm sorry, that's a good
cockade joke. Thanks. We know the Queen of Christmas is
Mariah Carey. On December, she said another record all I
(16:10):
want for Christmas is you already the longest running holiday
song Number one all the song of all time now
boasts the most single day streams on Spotify's global chart.
We've talked a lot about the Spotify charts and how
to uh judge the power of celebrity. Had to really
judge celebrities value, particularly musicians, over their Spotify charts. You
(16:36):
have no idea how many streams that song accrued this
Christmas Eve. This is going to be a two part
triple value pre existing conditions so hard. Oh wow. So
in other words, you only have to wager the same amount,
but if you get it right, it's triple value. It's
(16:59):
a parlay. Familiar with the parley? Uh parley Z who
play well? A parley is when do non fight? Parley
is a cumulative series of bets in which winning is
a crew from each transaction are used in the stake
for a further bet. So this is a two part bet. No, okay,
(17:21):
I I but what I'm reading right here is in
Pirates of the Caribbean. Of the parley is a discussion
on a conference. It's a movie, dude, Yeah, this is
Pirates of Penzance reference okay, pirates king you guys are
pirates of pissing me off. Carrie has broken this particular
Spotify record four times according to vulture dot com, but
(17:43):
past Christmas Eve most streams on Like a Day, the
hit track boasts the most single day streams on Spotify's
global chart. How many streams did this song earn on
Christmas Eve? Here? How many streams on Christmas Eve? Before
(18:05):
I answer this, I do want to say quick shout
out to Mariah Carey for co writing this song. Just
her and one another person wrote this, which I think
is pretty incredible because she's regularly ridiculed for her terrible
lip singing performances over the years. But there was a
great video of her bumbling in a couple of years ago.
Well you know what, I used to download all her
(18:26):
music videos went on us to listen to music or
what when you just look at her boobies then looked
at her face. The last Precarious seasonal single hit to
hit number one was the Chipmunk song. How many times
(18:47):
did this song get streamed on Christmas Eve this year?
I am guessing around eight? Do we have a guess?
They answer correctly closest without going over eight mill I'm
going to say I'm actually on a seven dramatic shift.
(19:11):
Fifty million, four three two. I'm gonna says one team million, Wow,
this having received seven hundred and forty nine Oh wait,
I read that wrong. Twenty one million streams this Christmas Eve? No, No,
(19:36):
twenty one million, one million? Wow. That is kind of amazing. Yeah,
I won that right. You are very close? Yes you want? Yeah, Well,
so you gotta think you guys played a spot a bit.
Did you not pay attention to the numbers on spot
a bit? Here's the thing. You gotta put that all
into reference. So I got how much ten dollars from
(19:59):
each you? Yeah, there's the thing though, Like I thought
Spotify was global, So I thought, okay, global, and it
must have like a hundred million like listeners. I thought
maybe the global Yeah, And then I thought every one
of them would have been a party, like your blog
and your post and your post episode blog about why
you placed a certain bet. Yeah, but you know that's
(20:20):
how I thought. I thought, you know, all these listeners
would put it on repeat, you know, um during Christmas Eve.
But I also realized a lot of these global listeners
probably don't have parts parties like Americans do. The second
part of the bet, you mentioned that the song is
co written, no one knows well, no one here knows
(20:44):
the name of the co writer, and in fact, he
claims so he that carry has changed the origins of
the Christmas staple over the years to exclude his help.
Oh wow, brother Jim, does anybody know his name? His
first name? He'll take your first name. Max, I'm gonna
(21:06):
say no. Eight, Marcel, you want a clue, Yeah, it's
gonna cost you double if you take a clue. I'm
not gonna take a clue. I have more money than
I need right now. I'll take a clue. It's a
executive at a TV network that you know. Nine eight
(21:28):
former I'm sorry, a former executive eight seven oh six
five four one All I want for Christmas? Co writer
(21:49):
Walter Ah Oh well, she told billboardt the song basically
as a kid on her little Cassie a keyboard. Oh
that sounds like a made up story, that's what he's saying.
Oh that too, saying that sounds like a made up story.
To be honest, sort of like how you know Obama
(22:09):
has this like your undless and everyone's like, oh, like
this obamak that went like that. I'm like, no, it's
like pr team, like you know, like sort of like
makes the list for it. Oh my god. When during
Obama's list, I left so many response to his tweet,
I was like where, I said, where's Banshees? Where is
the Always album? And he responded, He's like, dude, it's
(22:29):
my list. Like you don't get it, it's my list.
I said, like, why don't you have a list of
your tapestries? What's that? I needed an answer to me, Well,
they're like rugs you put on the wall, pre existing condition.
This is a game called spot a bet um. How
many monthly listeners does Mariah carry have? Now you know
(22:52):
that she had twenty million, more than twenty million plays
and one day. I think of all those coming together
this month, bringing plays from all over the world, giving
Mariah Carey a million he lift in her monthly list
and certainly more than last month. Oh what for Christmas?
(23:16):
Is monthly listen evens? I know? Mill thirty million? Hen nine?
Would you say, is it is it like over like
under without going over? Or this is uh wait no
(23:39):
last month or this month? This month? December? Oh yeah, fine,
we just said she had the twenty one today, but
you know that you don't. It doesn't matter what I
just want to be clear, it doesn't matter what you say.
We're just trying to have fun. Okay, Okay, you're kind
of playing along at home. Yeah, it's like you're like,
you can't help but be part of it. People like
someone they can relate to. Okay, then I will say
(23:59):
forty mill Okay, you're like my mom watching Jeopardy. What'd
you say again? Balls? Wow, it's a shame that you're
not playing for real here, because he would have vowed
me money. The answer is seventy four million. Goddamn it.
So that means quirkys qu you're the closest without goal.
(24:21):
I'm sorry. Side note Elon Musk dead at fifty one?
Is that like another share? I think that's a it's
like a well, it's like a celebrity dead thing. We're
supposed to react, Yeah, go ahead and react. Is that
Is that like the trend that's happening? Yeah? Yeah, okay,
I get you. Yeah? Is that admissive? That's sad? I mean, like,
(24:46):
even if you don't like the guy, it's sad when
people die. Elon Musk, no, famously not dead. But this
death trend uh is freaking everybody out. It's taking over TikTok.
People are telling their moms and other people now the
celebrity diet and getting their reaction. Has anyone tried it
on you? Guys? We don't get tricked, and I don't
(25:08):
want to trigger my mom, she said, I don't. I
know my mom actually has she has health issues. If
I tricked her that Neil Diamond died, I would be
afraid that I'd actually kill her. In the moment, Neil
Diamond appeared at the opening of his play Really And
in the balcony and sang along with sweet Caroline. Oh
(25:28):
that's sweet, We're gonna watch it. You have a fuck.
Here's a pre existing condition that called this the Diamond Collection. Uh.
What illness does Neil Diamond currently suffer from? This is
an illness that is probably debilitating. Uh. And he may
(25:50):
in fact someday die of this illness where it will
be a prank that I could play on a loved one.
But he's currently suffering for he is pretty old. He
wrote a lot of hits songs. Uh. I think he
might have written uh sweet Caroline, Yeah, I think he
wrote that one forever in Blue Jeans Girl, You'll be
(26:13):
a woman soon. Oh yeah, wow, he wrote, he wrote
that creepy song. Well he had just like like like
he was dating an unaged person and then they were
not underage, so it's like important to him. A song
All Star by smash Mouth. He wrote, really, no, I'm
just kidding, but hey, like all those seventies like icons
(26:35):
were creepy, and that's all It's true. You're sixteen, you're
beautiful in your mind Ringo Star song. I wish I
felt that way. Yeah, now it's what God does Neil
Diamond have ten eight seven six parts four three balls?
(27:00):
Any contribution here? I mean, you guys know the truth.
I'm I don't want to admit it, but I don't
have money. Alright, you sound depressed. Okay, well look you
guys won that one. He doesn't. Parkinson's Yeah, I mean,
oh yeah, it's not. It's not a happy ending either way.
(27:20):
It's a bitter sweet, bitter sweet. I want it, we
want it, and my pal Quirk he's want it. Glad
to take some money from you. Yeah. CNN is asking
why is everyone talking about NEPO babiesies. Yeah, it's it's
like naturally breastfed babies. Yeah, because they don't they have
(27:40):
the list diseases. Oh. One of the surest roast of
success in show bizines to be the child of an
already famous and successful person. It's the same thing with
like railways. It's true, your dad's a conductor. You can
probably easily or become a conductor you around train training.
(28:02):
Hudson says, nepotism worse outside Schopez. That's a headline from
the Daily Beast. Some are widely beloved, like Kay Hudson.
Some are CNN really throwing a rock at a celebrity here.
Some are Chat Hanks. Oh my god, I mean you
(28:24):
feel bad for that dude because his both his mom
and dad are beloved, you know, and he seems to
be the butt of that joke. You look at you,
befor you cast member cast member maud Apatat, I mean
she liked. I think everybody always talked about her dad
being famous for her. Dan me man An Yeah. Um,
(28:45):
the director Sam Levinson, some of the successful director Barry Levinson.
Oh wow, uh are you guys nepo. Well, yeah, it's nineteen.
I'm literally attached to like one of the greatest rock
and roll ball. So yeah, whenever we're getting okay, when
(29:16):
are going to marry the visions because we've already like
the creator? I don't really you know, I would like
to meet the mists, but I thought as big as
meeting as a creator. Dear lud Bag and the rest.
The famous advertising existence was a gamble. There are no
more topics. Nothing said here has been reliable. Um, all
(29:48):
of your wagering money has been lost. How do you?
How are you having? Prop culture has been a production
of School of Humans and My Heart Podcast. Yeah, all
further correspondence has been ceased. So you're gonna say, we're
(30:08):
gonna be interview closing up them assive prop culture culture
culture culture culture
You're listening to prop culture. Hello, this is Luke Bag
from Luke for Adventurers. I'm an n f T. Where
am I welcome Quirkies three oh seven and Balls Like
Jagger welcome back from assignment. Although you were really back
last week, so I'm just glad you're here. Well, I'm
and I yeah, I mean very well said. Is it
(00:29):
possible that Balls Like Jagger is a bot? Oh? Very yeah,
very well. Well, I think technically he is. About I am.
I it's a neural you know. I learned from how
I'm worked with and I'm played with. Is the more
you play and work with Balls with Jagger, the more
I experience and the more I can come out and
actually I can become your friend. I can send nudes,
(00:50):
I can do all these things as a neural local system.
Don't right? I love what you're talking about. How's your
day gone? Uh? Later in the episode, we're going to
introduce the missive. You're gonna get to meet the missive.
Everyone wants to meet the missive. So we're finally going
to do like a sit down interview with the missive. Yeah,
(01:11):
oh my god. See, like for twenty eight episodes, I've
been begging for this because I've never actually met the missive.
Missive does not like you. They heard your snarky comment.
Why are they always late? Why is the miss of
the missive knows we're doing it? Why is the miss
of late? The missives here that ms is not happy?
Excellent impersonation to me, by the way, Uh, well, listen,
(01:32):
sometimes you gotta light a fire under someone's ass in
the missis well, I know, I thought the missive was late.
I thought the missive took an account that there was
a preamble and missive, I'm sorry this one talking shit
about the missive being late. Missuck you saying fuck you
to the messive? You kind of did a fuck you
to the missive? Yes I did. And listen sometimes my
(01:54):
funk you's all go back on and I'll say, hey, man,
I didn't mean anything by that. I was just messing around.
But you don't know this funk you stands you're fucked
with a missive. The missis's saying, are you finding out
right now? Quirkies? Are you? Listen? We'll see if I
find out, but maybe the missiles will find out. Missiles
gonna work around and find out the missing Do you
(02:16):
guys get my back here? You're giving me guys, get
my back. Hey, I'm stepping back and I'm taking ketamine,
and I'm seeing what happens. I'm giving pink like the
giving cowardly lion. No, I'm not giving. I'm giving tin man. No, No,
he's giving keto. Keto. You know, we're here to make
friendly wages on current events as dictated by the missive
(02:37):
that is due to arrive any moment. The dude, you
know what. No one can hide from missiles. No, you
can hide from missiles. Satellites. You can hide from satellites.
You know. Missiles they kind of part of their design
is to make mistakes and then they auto correct and
(02:59):
that's like a self track keep missile. How do you know?
I read a book called psycho Cybernetics. It's about training
your brain to be more confident when it comes to
confrontations with missus. What people can't escape is the bomb cyclone.
Can I tell you the most wholesome story to come
out of the bomb cyclone? It's the Korean tourists. Wow.
(03:25):
They traveled from South Korea. They got stranded near Buffalo.
A South Korean tour groups van became stuck in the snow.
They spent the weekend with their residents who luckily had
a well stocked kitchen. If you haven't seen this story,
what a great picture of all the people in the
New York Times. Are they friends? Now their friends? Not
only are their friends? Let me read to you the
last part of the article. We have enjoyed this so much,
(03:48):
Mr Campagna said, calling it a unique blessing and adding
that the experience has inspired the couple to plan to
visit to South Korea. We will never forget this. So
this busload of Korea and tourists got stuck in a
snow drift in a residential neighborhood of Buffalo, asked, banged
on the door to borrow a shovel, and realize that
(04:11):
they weren't going anywhere. They got stuck with this family
for Christmas. The family just happened to be Korea food fans,
to the surprising glee of the Korean guests, they had
all the necessary condiments on hand. Can you name pre
existing condition? Can you name three of the necessary condiments
(04:33):
on hand for the Korean torbus refugees? Okay, say go
to Jong the spicy sauce. Kim she considered a condiment? Well, yeah,
I just say Kim? She and soy sauce. I'm gonna say,
go too, Jong, I'm gonna say kim she and dark
(04:56):
soy sauce. M okay, is that everybody? I'm gonna say
soy sauce, Jong and sessame oil. They had all the
necessary condiments on hand, Mirrn soy sauce, Korean red pepper paste,
(05:23):
sesame oil, and flakes. I should have said sessame oil.
Who said kim chi did? But then there was also
kimchi and a rice cooker. But that was a separate
sentence suggesting that those are not condiments. Well, I thought,
you know, the New York Times author would just you know,
(05:44):
would not know. I thought maybe you were just saying
condiments because you don't know Korean cooking as much. Wow,
you guys are very biased in your judgment, both of
me and of the New York Times reporter. You can
both go to hell of me more of the money
after that after, I think, actually three've with that, we
(06:08):
say goodbye to balls like Jagger who only had one
dollar and lost that, and thank you for participating on
prop culture. It's been an excellent time. Thanks balls. I'm
up to I guess I only got one dollar. From you.
So now I'm up to two hundred. Wow, um, I'm
(06:33):
at twenty. Goddamn it. I should do a pre existing
condition myself. Yeah, go right ahead, Yeah, I'm gone. Yeah,
you got wiped out, hang out, and I'm taking this
show with me for the thing out. But I'm taking
them in the show with me for the third time.
Knocked out of proper culture live on our show every time,
(06:55):
once twice, three times. A bitter ass fucking lady, call
me a bit, but I'm cooking dinner, bitch, Bitch. What's
for dinner? Bitch? Could I sandwiches or something? Real quick?
I just want to ask you a serious question. Okay,
why are you so bad at wagering? Because I don't care.
(07:15):
I care about you know, beach walks and warm warm
cocoa and my loved ones I don't care about, Like,
why are you dying green Hat? Because I like being
with you as my loved ones, my digital friends. Wait,
why don't you like just move to Cancoon? Like that
sounds like you know, the life CELLI just talked to
herself like Camcoon Like what like resorts like my intentable
(07:40):
like the Bukatan. So there was feet of snow there
in uh Buffalo. Did they ever get out? No? I
don't know. They could still be there. Probably still there.
I bogged up their bathroom. I wonder if it will
go sour. I don't know they they could still be there. Yeah, yeah,
(08:03):
I mean, do you think we'll like read an article
on the New York Times about how it's hard for
like um like the Torpos, you know people and uh
host to get along. I think we read the article
and it was not hard. It was delightful. It was
a Christmas miracle for all of them. Well, let's go
to Lando, Lando segments of people who have better circumstances money.
(08:39):
Nicki Minaj recently bought a home in the Greater Los
Angeles area for nineteen point five million dollars. And it's
eleven thousand, eight square feet. It has eight bedrooms and
ten bathrooms. And if I try to read the first paragraph,
it says, after years of rent a huge home scattered
(09:01):
across the Greater Los Angeles area from Beverly Hills to Malibu,
Nicki Minaj has finally pulled the real estate trigger. Records
show that the word Ward and Evening Rappers has crash
landed in blank blank guarded gated city in the San
Fernando Valley where she paid ninive million for an all
(09:24):
new estates. So here are the two hints this Nicki
Minajh recently bought allion dollar home in the Greater Los Angeles. Question,
why do they use the words greater and area in
that sentence? Because I don't think it's doesn't matter what
(09:44):
they just called Los Angeles. Wells think it's in It's
it's in a town surrounding the metro area. But this
neighborhood is is a guard gated city in the San
Fernando Valley The answer, but you can guess. Yeah, I
mean really, it doesn't matter. If you know the answer,
it doesn't matter. So which neighborhood up here to give commentary?
(10:06):
Don't be bitter? Don't be bitter. I'm not bitter or
not taking loans that I'm not around. You've already done that.
I got my, I got I got my all right,
what is the question? The question is which neighborhood in
the San Fernando Valley did Nickimnmnash spen million dollars Because
it's not inside the Los Angeles County like wine, it's
(10:28):
around Los Angeles County area. It's not in the o C. Okay,
it's not in the existing condition. It's a pre existing condition,
all right. San Marino Okay, I don't know, um, San
Fernando Valley, it's gonna I'm gonna say Calabasas, Okay, the
San Marino around there. It's around Pasadena. It's it's part
(10:50):
of Valley, I guess. But you know, I'll give you
a lot of sense. It's not in the o C.
You know. Um, it's around the atlant Los Angeles area.
It's a neighbor round, he said. Is it in the
Greater Los Angeles area? The Greater Los Angeles area? Are
we right or we wrong? Be if you guys are
all wrong? Hills Hills, Hidden Hills? Oh, how did you
(11:12):
know the answer? Because I'm obsessed with them. I didn't
hear a timer on that really? So technically well because
we both answer, But here's a pre existing condition to
block my answ room. What is Nicki Minaj house Hunter
and Hidden Hills? What is her number one hit which
(11:32):
allowed her to buy her beautiful home in Hidden Hills?
Nicky Nicole known for her wrapping and her dancing and
her beauty. He is counting down from ten. Bubble but
hidden Hills wonderful place to live? Who wants to live
(11:56):
with Nicki Minaj but she has lots of spare rooms?
Is going to say with the good he's had good
work done at her And I don't think her hills
are then it in terms of like a poop joke.
Oh god, okay, I say bubble but it all it all?
Hidden Hills also could be like a butter joke. Hidden
heals butter. You know I thought it was like land
(12:18):
of paper butter in your ass? Yeah, oh yeah, sort
of like the nine, I say, bubble but seven she
doesn't have a song called bubble but or three? Luke?
Do you have an answer? Yeah, I'm batter bying of
my time. Wap okay, unfortunately manages super Freaky Girl is
(12:45):
her number one. I could never have guess that isn't
her song? Okay, I said, um, not a Cardi Beast
Laser Wap is Nicki Mina and Megan Cardi B and
Megan the Sand And yeah, you didn't guess minag songs?
(13:05):
Would you would have gotten that right? Balls if if
you participated? Oh I don't think I would have guessed
surp freaking girl. But you would have known that, bulb,
but I would have known both of the songs. Hers. Yes,
what question, uh do you want? Of the most asked
(13:26):
the miss of nineteen idiot um? Is there a future
for n f T S? Oh, that's a good question.
Is there a future for n f T S? Yeah?
Because everybody tell you to. Everybody talks about how we're
like Dune. We were a fed you know, we don't
want we have no use anymore, and like a bugle
boy jeans were a fat but don't Yeah, man, lud
(13:47):
you said, like you know, we're under like some lawsuits,
you know. So I'm just like, you know, do we
even have a future? Are we doomed like the raccoons
of pump Poco the gypant know that? And my question
is going to be, what is Larry David like in
real life? I think that all makes sense. I'm gonna
(14:11):
ask him does he think like trucks need to be
so big? Or should people use cards? I have a
question that I've been pondering recently that I'll ask him,
which is why do tonails need to grow m to
get to the other side our our n f T
(14:34):
S Immortal um no, almost yes, I was almost a
yes no. Um. Solar flare bite wipe us all out.
That's a big gift though. But let's just say, knowing
that we know an n f T who's non fungible
token has been and as his bits evaporate into the
(15:02):
ether and he becomes a little bit more glitched out,
can he ever come back? Can you think you can?
Anythink we can come back? But you know you have
to want to come back. I just have to carry,
you have to love. I just can't imagine. I don't
think most people do getting done back if you love
them enough. We all know the Christmas songs we've talked
(15:23):
about that episode jingle Bells, Batman Smells Lamb Womb. We
talked about the Queen of Christmas, Nicki Minaj. Yeah, her
ex husband has so many babies with so many women.
It's kind of amazing. He's a lithario, don't judge. Is
(15:44):
that Harry not Harry? Um? I think Mariah Carey's what's
his name? Sort? That's funny. I'm sorry, that's a good
cockade joke. Thanks. We know the Queen of Christmas is
Mariah Carey. On December, she said another record all I
(16:10):
want for Christmas is you already the longest running holiday
song Number one all the song of all time now
boasts the most single day streams on Spotify's global chart.
We've talked a lot about the Spotify charts and how
to uh judge the power of celebrity. Had to really
judge celebrities value, particularly musicians, over their Spotify charts. You
(16:36):
have no idea how many streams that song accrued this
Christmas Eve. This is going to be a two part
triple value pre existing conditions so hard. Oh wow. So
in other words, you only have to wager the same amount,
but if you get it right, it's triple value. It's
(16:59):
a parlay. Familiar with the parley? Uh parley Z who
play well? A parley is when do non fight? Parley
is a cumulative series of bets in which winning is
a crew from each transaction are used in the stake
for a further bet. So this is a two part bet. No, okay,
(17:21):
I I but what I'm reading right here is in
Pirates of the Caribbean. Of the parley is a discussion
on a conference. It's a movie, dude, Yeah, this is
Pirates of Penzance reference okay, pirates king you guys are
pirates of pissing me off. Carrie has broken this particular
Spotify record four times according to vulture dot com, but
(17:43):
past Christmas Eve most streams on Like a Day, the
hit track boasts the most single day streams on Spotify's
global chart. How many streams did this song earn on
Christmas Eve? Here? How many streams on Christmas Eve? Before
(18:05):
I answer this, I do want to say quick shout
out to Mariah Carey for co writing this song. Just
her and one another person wrote this, which I think
is pretty incredible because she's regularly ridiculed for her terrible
lip singing performances over the years. But there was a
great video of her bumbling in a couple of years ago.
Well you know what, I used to download all her
(18:26):
music videos went on us to listen to music or
what when you just look at her boobies then looked
at her face. The last Precarious seasonal single hit to
hit number one was the Chipmunk song. How many times
(18:47):
did this song get streamed on Christmas Eve this year?
I am guessing around eight? Do we have a guess?
They answer correctly closest without going over eight mill I'm
going to say I'm actually on a seven dramatic shift.
(19:11):
Fifty million, four three two. I'm gonna says one team million, Wow,
this having received seven hundred and forty nine Oh wait,
I read that wrong. Twenty one million streams this Christmas Eve? No, No,
(19:36):
twenty one million, one million? Wow. That is kind of amazing. Yeah,
I won that right. You are very close? Yes you want? Yeah, Well,
so you gotta think you guys played a spot a bit.
Did you not pay attention to the numbers on spot
a bit? Here's the thing. You gotta put that all
into reference. So I got how much ten dollars from
(19:59):
each you? Yeah, there's the thing though, Like I thought
Spotify was global, So I thought, okay, global, and it
must have like a hundred million like listeners. I thought
maybe the global Yeah, And then I thought every one
of them would have been a party, like your blog
and your post and your post episode blog about why
you placed a certain bet. Yeah, but you know that's
(20:20):
how I thought. I thought, you know, all these listeners
would put it on repeat, you know, um during Christmas Eve.
But I also realized a lot of these global listeners
probably don't have parts parties like Americans do. The second
part of the bet, you mentioned that the song is
co written, no one knows well, no one here knows
(20:44):
the name of the co writer, and in fact, he
claims so he that carry has changed the origins of
the Christmas staple over the years to exclude his help.
Oh wow, brother Jim, does anybody know his name? His
first name? He'll take your first name. Max, I'm gonna
(21:06):
say no. Eight, Marcel, you want a clue, Yeah, it's
gonna cost you double if you take a clue. I'm
not gonna take a clue. I have more money than
I need right now. I'll take a clue. It's a
executive at a TV network that you know. Nine eight
(21:28):
former I'm sorry, a former executive eight seven oh six
five four one All I want for Christmas? Co writer
(21:49):
Walter Ah Oh well, she told billboardt the song basically
as a kid on her little Cassie a keyboard. Oh
that sounds like a made up story, that's what he's saying.
Oh that too, saying that sounds like a made up story.
To be honest, sort of like how you know Obama
(22:09):
has this like your undless and everyone's like, oh, like
this obamak that went like that. I'm like, no, it's
like pr team, like you know, like sort of like
makes the list for it. Oh my god. When during
Obama's list, I left so many response to his tweet,
I was like where, I said, where's Banshees? Where is
the Always album? And he responded, He's like, dude, it's
(22:29):
my list. Like you don't get it, it's my list.
I said, like, why don't you have a list of
your tapestries? What's that? I needed an answer to me, Well,
they're like rugs you put on the wall, pre existing condition.
This is a game called spot a bet um. How
many monthly listeners does Mariah carry have? Now you know
(22:52):
that she had twenty million, more than twenty million plays
and one day. I think of all those coming together
this month, bringing plays from all over the world, giving
Mariah Carey a million he lift in her monthly list
and certainly more than last month. Oh what for Christmas?
(23:16):
Is monthly listen evens? I know? Mill thirty million? Hen nine?
Would you say, is it is it like over like
under without going over? Or this is uh wait no
(23:39):
last month or this month? This month? December? Oh yeah, fine,
we just said she had the twenty one today, but
you know that you don't. It doesn't matter what I
just want to be clear, it doesn't matter what you say.
We're just trying to have fun. Okay, Okay, you're kind
of playing along at home. Yeah, it's like you're like,
you can't help but be part of it. People like
someone they can relate to. Okay, then I will say
(23:59):
forty mill Okay, you're like my mom watching Jeopardy. What'd
you say again? Balls? Wow, it's a shame that you're
not playing for real here, because he would have vowed
me money. The answer is seventy four million. Goddamn it.
So that means quirkys qu you're the closest without goal.
(24:21):
I'm sorry. Side note Elon Musk dead at fifty one?
Is that like another share? I think that's a it's
like a well, it's like a celebrity dead thing. We're
supposed to react, Yeah, go ahead and react. Is that
Is that like the trend that's happening? Yeah? Yeah, okay,
I get you. Yeah? Is that admissive? That's sad? I mean, like,
(24:46):
even if you don't like the guy, it's sad when
people die. Elon Musk, no, famously not dead. But this
death trend uh is freaking everybody out. It's taking over TikTok.
People are telling their moms and other people now the
celebrity diet and getting their reaction. Has anyone tried it
on you? Guys? We don't get tricked, and I don't
(25:08):
want to trigger my mom, she said, I don't. I
know my mom actually has she has health issues. If
I tricked her that Neil Diamond died, I would be
afraid that I'd actually kill her. In the moment, Neil
Diamond appeared at the opening of his play Really And
in the balcony and sang along with sweet Caroline. Oh
(25:28):
that's sweet, We're gonna watch it. You have a fuck.
Here's a pre existing condition that called this the Diamond Collection. Uh.
What illness does Neil Diamond currently suffer from? This is
an illness that is probably debilitating. Uh. And he may
(25:50):
in fact someday die of this illness where it will
be a prank that I could play on a loved one.
But he's currently suffering for he is pretty old. He
wrote a lot of hits songs. Uh. I think he
might have written uh sweet Caroline, Yeah, I think he
wrote that one forever in Blue Jeans Girl, You'll be
(26:13):
a woman soon. Oh yeah, wow, he wrote, he wrote
that creepy song. Well he had just like like like
he was dating an unaged person and then they were
not underage, so it's like important to him. A song
All Star by smash Mouth. He wrote, really, no, I'm
just kidding, but hey, like all those seventies like icons
(26:35):
were creepy, and that's all It's true. You're sixteen, you're
beautiful in your mind Ringo Star song. I wish I
felt that way. Yeah, now it's what God does Neil
Diamond have ten eight seven six parts four three balls?
(27:00):
Any contribution here? I mean, you guys know the truth.
I'm I don't want to admit it, but I don't
have money. Alright, you sound depressed. Okay, well look you
guys won that one. He doesn't. Parkinson's Yeah, I mean,
oh yeah, it's not. It's not a happy ending either way.
(27:20):
It's a bitter sweet, bitter sweet. I want it, we
want it, and my pal Quirk he's want it. Glad
to take some money from you. Yeah. CNN is asking
why is everyone talking about NEPO babiesies. Yeah, it's it's
like naturally breastfed babies. Yeah, because they don't they have
(27:40):
the list diseases. Oh. One of the surest roast of
success in show bizines to be the child of an
already famous and successful person. It's the same thing with
like railways. It's true, your dad's a conductor. You can
probably easily or become a conductor you around train training.
(28:02):
Hudson says, nepotism worse outside Schopez. That's a headline from
the Daily Beast. Some are widely beloved, like Kay Hudson.
Some are CNN really throwing a rock at a celebrity here.
Some are Chat Hanks. Oh my god, I mean you
(28:24):
feel bad for that dude because his both his mom
and dad are beloved, you know, and he seems to
be the butt of that joke. You look at you,
befor you cast member cast member maud Apatat, I mean
she liked. I think everybody always talked about her dad
being famous for her. Dan me man An Yeah. Um,
(28:45):
the director Sam Levinson, some of the successful director Barry Levinson.
Oh wow, uh are you guys nepo. Well, yeah, it's nineteen.
I'm literally attached to like one of the greatest rock
and roll ball. So yeah, whenever we're getting okay, when
(29:16):
are going to marry the visions because we've already like
the creator? I don't really you know, I would like
to meet the mists, but I thought as big as
meeting as a creator. Dear lud Bag and the rest.
The famous advertising existence was a gamble. There are no
more topics. Nothing said here has been reliable. Um, all
(29:48):
of your wagering money has been lost. How do you?
How are you having? Prop culture has been a production
of School of Humans and My Heart Podcast. Yeah, all
further correspondence has been ceased. So you're gonna say, we're
(30:08):
gonna be interview closing up them assive prop culture culture
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