December 21, 2022 • 30 mins
These digital manifestations go deep on all the pop culture crime going down in the organic world. Will they all survive this episode?
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Speaker 1 (00:06):
You're by you, I mean you listen to prop culture. Hello,
this is loot bag number from Lute for Adventurers. I'm
an n f T I'm one of Donald Trump's n
f T s. Well. Welcome, Welcome, quirkies, three oh seven,
balls and balls like dagger. Welcome, Welcome. Yeah, my responsibility
(00:32):
to welcome you guys, because you're the moderator. Yeah, welcome,
You're welcome. We're here to make friendly wagers on current
events as dictated by the missive that is due to
arrive any moment, can't wait. I think it's interesting that
Donald Trump said they're digital trading cards, but in parentheses
he put n f T. Do you think if he
(00:53):
didn't call them n f T s, people wouldn't realize
they're n f T s. I think I think there's
a big chunk of the who wouldn't realize that. Yeah,
for for good reasons and bad reasons, people might not
all realize the n f T s are digital trading
car No, they are. I actually like thought that it
was a good description. Actually I did. I I agreed
it was. Yeah. I also a great was one of
(01:14):
the most more good description. Did he do the photoshop himself?
I think so. Yeah, he goes in he's using smart filters.
I mean, it would be great a fee out. He
was actually the one who designed all the photos. I
think that'll like up the value of those enf teeth.
You know, I want to see him riding a bald eagle.
But he's got a little saddle on the head. It's
(01:35):
like not on the back, like he has to ride
the head. He's so small. It's a little little guy.
He's like, yeah an inch, Oh my god, Cheeto. I
call him Cheeto because of his fingers look like cheetos. Yeah,
I want to bite them. Do you think Barren maybe
did the photoshop for him? Did he go into his
room and take that's that's a great theory. I think
(01:56):
it's a great theory. Yeah. I mean, Karen, I'm in
real trouble. I need your help. And it's like, really,
who can you can play more Marvels Midnight Sons if
you let me do it. I mean, that will make
total sense because it was like the photoshop wasn't so
terrible that you know, he did it, but it was
not so good that a professional you know, it's there's
(02:16):
no way a professional that it's so it's probably some
like Baron who was just like, Okay, I'll like whip
something in and not photoshop about stigma or something for
n f T its on the more affordable side, right,
how much how much do we cost these days? Hotel?
I wonder for cheaper and more offensive than Donald's n
(02:36):
f T s. I don't even want to look. So
I'm afraid the good investment for him is no matter
what happens in his life, these are going to be
more valuable for just for cultural significant reasons. Could be
the man who disgraced himself trying to become president when
he showed it and failed the second time after being
(02:58):
uh what was it called? Uh? What's the club? When
the president is subpoenas or whatever penciled? That's impenis twice.
Or it could be the man who, despite all odds,
came back and became presidents second time. No matter what,
these n f t s are more valuable. Is loot
bag for adventures? Are you fucking tied to anything socially? No,
you're just a list of words. This is the This
(03:21):
is a man's political realistic light man. I would love
to have him Donald explain what an n f T
is or to hear the conversation of someone explaining it
to him. Well, I mean, could we get him on
the show to discuss his n f t s quickies
probably and their digital trading cards quickies apparently? I don't
(03:45):
you know. Sorry, that was my impression. I'm sorry. Pretty good,
pretty good one? Actually? All right? That was Mark and Brando.
They sold out? So they're all gone sold out? How
many did they offer? According they sold out? Aren't they
just pictures? How the can they sell out because they're
non fungible? Fucker? Well they sold out? Wow? So enough on.
(04:06):
Baby boomers and zoomers bought it. Yeah, I part of
me want wanted one. N f t s were created,
forty four thousand of which were available for purchase at
a hundred dollars each. So he just made enough money
to keep his campaign going for a while already, I think, yeah,
so that'll amount to so times. So there are a
(04:27):
hundred dollars each? Come on, number lady, you know this? OK,
Come on, this is a real brain teaser for you,
Number lady. But you're looking up your calculator, I see,
because it seems too low to like. So if there
are just a hundred dollars each four point four million.
I mean that's too low. It's still four point four
million that he didn't have two days ago exactly. And
(04:48):
that's the thing that we've all been saying for a
long time. Say it with me. The long end he
does this campaign, the more money he can make the
trading car cards. Oh my gosh, do we have any
old bets? Because I hear the miss of the choo
choo was arriving. I hear it in the distance. Yeah,
(05:09):
it is the lonesome whistle of the missive train. Well,
I have a squared up that I would like to
go squared up Buddha boo. So as good as Land Orlando. Yeah, no,
like you know, that's a good song. Actually, one of
the best songs I've written in a while. So the Whale.
We made a bed on whether the Whale will be
(05:32):
over ten million or under ten million by December nine.
Oh I hope, I said under. He said over you
and Ball said over, and the two corks set under.
So we want how much to make the whale gross?
I think it's like all over like a million, But
(05:54):
this is important to know. Yeah, let's find out exactly
before we were opening gross the must have just gosh
a bomb? Was it a bomb? I mean, it's a bomb.
It's not a bomb yet, you know, but um I
did read like that. It's it's been doing better than
most de releases. But other than everything everywhere all at once,
(06:15):
it's been a terrible year for indeed releases. The balls
lose two there. Yeah, I don't have to though, if
you want to just say that one no, you lost.
I mean it's like the well I don't want you
to do like something where okay, you start protesting and
and and then I run over you and call oh,
hold on, I haven't miss his bully into the station. Ah,
(06:39):
hear that? I thought I thought the miss of railroad
workers were on strike. Oh it was resolved by the
Joe Biden administration. He put on his sunglasses. That makes sense,
figured it out nice. The missives here, dear lout bag,
(07:03):
and the rest existence continues to be a gamble here.
Today's topics The Chrislies underage drinking party part. The Chrislies
are going to prison on January. There's still on in
prison yet, is like I don't know about how prison works,
Like when you go to prison, you have like I
don't know a month, is it to get your ship
together or whatever? I think just to like, yeah, take
(07:27):
taken not being in prison. So I wonder if the
Christlies are going to the Martha Stewart prison, the kind
of prison that Martha Steward or remember those celebrities that
got caught in like the their children's cheating cats because
their children's cheating scandal. Yeah, they all seem to go
to these like special prisons where things are a little
more wax or something like this prison, the original cancel culture. Yes,
(07:51):
I think that's a very probably good analogy. Um Chrisley's
ordered to serve his sentence in Pensacola, Florida, nice part
of the Panhandle, while Julie Crisley will serve her time
in Marianna, Florida. God, they can't even be together. They
can't be together. And then after they get out, Todd's
going in for twelve years, Julie's going in for seven,
(08:13):
and then when they get out, they have sixteen months
of probation. And what is probation probably no crimes. It's
funny because some people are professionals and their pros and
there's also a master. I think we know what you mean, dude,
(08:37):
when's the last time it's bad? Bad constipation is not
conspatient constatient, but it's like probation conserbation. Yeah, imagine Nerd
Stash says they're going to a minimum security prison, they
(08:58):
leave doors open. Yeah, it's just it's a more of
an outdoor. It gets They're like, oh, it's hot, We're
just gonna leave the door open. Yeah, it's probably very hot.
I mean, in a Florida prison, what type of food
is the food better than at a maximum security prison?
Let's see, I don't know about that. I mean, amory
of cafeteria food is terrible. So I'm guessing, like, do
(09:20):
you know what I guess that's like the same food
that's to be served to kids, it's being served in
the prisons. That's what I'm guessing. A remark or the
other one. Cisco Todd and Julie Crisley remain hopeful of
finding a breakthrough in their case and perhaps escaping their
prison sentence. Meanwhile, their kids, including granddaughter Chloe and sixteen
(09:43):
year old son Grayson, reportedly cried after hearing their sentencing.
Oh that's sad. With the two about to go behind
bars for years, Their adult daughter, Savannah Chrisley may have
to show up for her younger sister siblings and fill
their parents shoes. You know that's going to be some
incredible gaggers at the Grisly House the next seventeen years. Well, Savannah,
(10:04):
Chloe and Grayson get busted for partying. Oh that's a
great bet, um, I say within three months, Yeah, by
Valentine's Day, they'll they'll be busted for having a keg
something like that because their parents aren't around. I know,
I don't think so. In fact, if anything, I think
(10:25):
the cops who find them if they do do that,
because not all kids do giggers, I think they'll be like, hey,
I get it, Um you actually might. I mean, I'm
still going with my bet, but um you might have
a point um balls, Because I'm sure it depends on
the kid, but person. But I have heard that especially
male teenager thesis are just so into video games that
(10:46):
even after they turn sixteen, like they don't want to
get out of the house. I am going to say
that these guys are going to get busted for having
a party. I think people want them to fail. Whether
or not that's right, I'm not making that judgment. Call.
I just think that we're very interested and the rise
and fall of wealthy people, particularly if there's some shenanigans involved.
(11:08):
I think people would like to continue to see their downfall,
which is, you know, sad, but I think it's true
and I think they will because I what I imagine
them doing is getting a kegerader from Elon Musk's Twitter
office auction. Because you hear about this, Elon Musk is
auctioning off all of these items and the Twitter HQ.
(11:28):
You hear about that, that's and pre existing condition. What
is the starting bid for a kegerator on this Heritage
Global Partner auction a Twitter office kegerator? Starting bid? The
auction hasn't started yet. It opens January seventeenth, just in
(11:49):
time for the Chris Lies to go to jail. Wow,
that's amazing. And what I'm gonna look at. I'm gonna
bid first stuff off that I will too. There's there's
like maybe Herman Miller chairs, there's a an espresso machine.
I don't know how high this ship is gonna go.
I'm gonna bookmark this page. I am excited. But what
is the starting bid? The minimum? The opening bid? Think
(12:12):
about the genesis of a cagurator at an office, right,
So the the executives want to promote cheer and good
times and camaraderie. So they have maybe the cake turns
on every day at five, or maybe on Fridays at
five or something like that, and everyone gathers around and
has awkwardly has a beer or two and then before
(12:33):
they before they leave. There's three of them, two of them,
two of them have four taps. One just has a
solo tap. You guys, every they're all the same price. Okay,
I'll say a hundred dollars. I'm gonna say eight hundred dollars.
I'm gonna say four hundred. All right, this is a
starting bid. You're all wrong. You all owe me ten
(12:54):
dollars because it was only twenty dollars. Willie, Willie, Yeah,
I would have like been on stuff of that, like um, like, yeah,
there's a lot of good ship there. I might have
to get in on that. Crimes and misdemeanor, a lot
of crime in the news without looking okay, okay, murder.
(13:19):
Remember Dave Chappelle, Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, where he
got attacked on stage with a guy with like a
gun with a knife came out of the gun, right, Yeah, Yeah,
I tackled the guy and they beat his ass and
twisted his arm around. Yeah, the guy was sentenced. Can
you also tell me, like the state, the state, and
the city that that's the man charged with attacking Dave
(13:42):
Chappelle on stage at the Hollywood Bowl just got sentenced
to blank behind bars after taking a plea deal with
prosecutors no contest to a pair of misdemeanor counts entering
a restricted area during a live event and battery. According
to the Los Angeles we're giving him a misdemeanor, so
(14:03):
it's not like so wow, wow, that's light. So they're
giving as they're letting you have misdemeanors. Okay, ultimately charged
with four misdemeanors, but o's say two of them stuck.
How much time Dave Chappelle's attacker Again, this is a
(14:24):
pre existing condition. I would say two misdemeanors, but it's
a high profile case that they can do it too low.
I would say six years. Yeah, I'm gonna say twelve years.
I'm gonna say five years. I'm gonna say, y'all owe
me some money. You got two hundred and seventy days
(14:48):
I think I'm out. Yeah, you're out with that, and
with that we say goodbye Jaggers to the second goodbye.
They're so hard on this show. There's a two pulse boy.
You know, okay, whatever, what's your preexisting condition? So he's gone,
(15:10):
he's got to do yours? Was I supposed to refrain
from them until I got out turned? I was being polite,
But we can say, had you done yours first, you
might have had a chance to stay in the game.
You know what, It's not gonna happen because I'm having
a good time. Yeah, you sound like it's like it
sound like shit, I'm weeping. I'm curious for what your
pre existing condition was. So kind of you have listen,
(15:34):
I have Okay, you want to hear it? You want
to you want to just keep saying what you have
because what you have is more money than know. What
I have is software that can actually once a non
fungible is drifted back into the ether, it can actually
pull back the digital elements and then over a period
of time, we could let this machine run and it
could in fact mint you once again. It's called calcium max.
(15:55):
I think, wait, we have to do a preconsistence decition. Well,
it's that time of view again. The jing jing jingling
ching ching jingle ling lou families are going out to
get their Christmas trees, flip up their ornaments, and make
a little present for Timmy and Juliette at home. Et
s Platoon three on a disk. Well, when you're putting
(16:16):
cookies out, you might be wondering, does Santa even laugh
my making? But what I'm wondering is what does America's
lead favorite Christmas song? This need second? Should give us
a second? Yeah, I don't even want the question. I
can't even know what does America's least favorable story tonguing?
(16:36):
Wh Why was he the whole poetry part. It's not poetry,
it's called setting a mood. Bro't have to wear red. Yeah,
he's started to show his ut. You're trying to are
you trying to get your own heart? Podcast? Solo show
right now? Maybe getting kicked off this one. I could
do prop culture. We're not with the with the rejects
(16:59):
with the c and we call PCR test Now, who
is this? According to this? According to you? Dot gov
w Yeah, I see jingle bells because yeah, that's at
least operates the research of the Yeah, yeah, yeah, the
government has been contacting us a lot. By the way,
yeah census jingle bells. I'll deep for Christmas six twelve
(17:27):
days of christ four three to one, y'all owe me
money because the answer is Santa Baby by Eartha kitt Wow,
don't even know. It goes like this, Santa Baby, the
president for men to kiss you where you go, pee pep,
(17:53):
a little bit of blow from me. Would waited up
all night take a head to Santa. Oh God grows,
Oh gross. I don't know if you guys have to
wait up to give me ten bucks each and keep
me in the game. I mean, come on the thing,
I'll I'm gonna run calcium X and can you just
give me a quick countdown from five four? We'll start
(18:15):
at five, start five, started four with the five thing countdown.
I think this moment speaks to our generosity allowing you
to have one more pre existing condition even when you
were drifting off. But though that's like saying, like if
we had a marketplace. In this case, it's a marketplace
(18:35):
of ideas, and you're like, Okay, we're all gonna go shopping,
but you have to pay buy for me first now,
and then you have to buy for mat. Then you
have to buy from loot bags, and then you gotta
beat from Cortland. Oh sorry, you don't have any money.
We're not gonna buy from you. I think the I
think calcium X didn't put the bits in the same order.
Rearrange them a little bit. Why do I have dinner
(18:57):
towels in my bedroom? Fish center, congratulations and condolences, I'm
not sure which to the Berlin Hotels. A fifty ft
high aquarium burst in a hotel in downtown Berlin last week,
sending hundreds of thousands of gallons of seawater and tropical
(19:19):
fish through the lobby and onto the street. I wonder
if they saved any fish. You know what they did?
They send a hundred firefighters. Isn't that weird? I guess
that opposite. I mean, poor fish. Um says a lot
about current German engineering right now, because everybody's like German cars,
(19:40):
German engineering, But they can't keep an aquarium together unless
if they listen. I mean, there are things happen. It's hard.
These things leak. It seems like it exploded. Actually, yeah,
that's what I'm saying. I mean if it's leaked, they'll
be like, Okay, that happens. But people to human beings
were injured. I know it explode probably the Some guests
(20:01):
let out of the hotel described a street strewn with
dying fish, some of which appeared to have frozen to
death by the frigid morning temperatures of nineteen degrees fahrenheit.
I think probably they would also die by not being
in water, though I wouldn't worry too much freezing. Yeah. Uh,
I wonder if but really were there any saved, how
(20:23):
to have been? At least fish that have survived are
being moved as safely as possible. The Berlin Zoological Garden
has offered to take him the rescued fish. Uh. Firefighters
conducted a search operation with rescue dogs. Those man, those
fortunate dogs. Yeah, we found it. Can we eat treats? Oh?
(20:52):
Oh and uh. One of the things that was interesting
was the cylindrical tank had a name, and it's an
it's uh. It was built in two thousand and three
and holds two sixty four thousand gallons of water. And
(21:13):
I feel like there's a pre existing condition about the
name of the tank, but it might be too specific.
I recuse myself. Do you agree with me? Though, yes,
I think we should go for all right, this is
this is you and I will will team up on
this one. And as to what the question should be,
because we've used this word recently last episode whose name
(21:34):
came up? Yeah, the cylindrical tank. It is called the
aqua blank. The makers of the aqua length described it
as the largest cylindrical, free standing aquarium in the world,
or at least it was. Hum I should have listened
to last week episode you were here. Yeah, I was
(21:55):
in it, but I mean something. A lot of times
when Balls is on the show. I actually listened to
the show later on I heard me to just to like,
you know, see how it was. I forgot to do
that this week because I was busy. We're busy, but
god damn it. Pre existing condition aqua blank? What is
the name and what was Can we get a hint
(22:16):
instant what subject we were talking about? Because you both
probably said the word last yea and you both contributed
to this conversation, each in your own way. In ten
aqua shelf, you have eight seconds to think of a
better think about how big and uh imposing? Yeah? Maybe? Yeah?
(22:41):
Oh oh three um two one aqua mom, aqua dom
aqua dominatrix. Answer aquadome aqua dome as aqua mom. Okay, alright,
So so Quirky is saying aquad dome and then uh
(23:06):
falls like Jagger is saying aquam mom like the like
the fish like you're both wrong. It's aquad dom that's
German for mom dom is yah. Littlest guy, guy guy
(23:34):
congratulation to a shin Wow, so I said, like an
Iranian immigrant in Germany. He's the shortest living man. Officially,
he was crowned the shortest man, the world's shortest man.
Afhon Gazard is a from Iran. What if he grows?
(23:55):
I think he's done growing. He's twenty years old. He
has become the world's shortest man. That's an interesting turner phrase.
He grew up to be the shortest. I feel terrible
for Schandra Bahudar DONGI for real, Yeah, because Sandra Bahadar
(24:19):
Dongie was the previous shortest man the smallest losers. Isn't
Sandra a name for a woman? Now you're you're thinking no,
you're thinking of got m J. That's the world shortest woman.
But I think Shandra Bahadar DONGI, who is just completely
(24:39):
usurped out of nowhere? Are they both from? Are they
both from Iran? Because that other name sounds Iranian as well.
Let me see, I'm gonna I'm gonna find out more
about Sandra in the meantime, I'll tell you that Mr.
Option never had a normal life like the other people
in his neighborhood, sort of a Rudolph energy to him.
His life has been very difficult. He was unable to
attend school due to his small height, which had a
(25:01):
negative impact on his educational literacy. Why or why do
you think you couldn't go to school because you're too small?
Do they can they not see you? Because they could
put you if they put you in a locker, they
could fit to any other things. Yeah, I mean, I
think I think people don't realize that American kids have
been trained to be nicer than like their parents they
are because I think things get I mean, I've grown
(25:25):
up the Far East and even though it's considered somewhat
a first world country, things can get very brutal. His
short statues Thatcher prevents him from following in his father's
footsteps as a construction worker. Oh man. That was the
journalist having some fun. Yeah, yeah, this little tinkle tot.
Does he ever say that, in fact, there are no
jobs available in his village for action? This is very sad.
(25:49):
So this guy is two ft one point six eight
inches prett existing condition. How much does he weigh? Oh? God,
ms or pounds pounds? But but I'm assuming. I'm wondering
do they have less body fat than a child at
that age? I think, or they have beer. They're denser, right,
I think, because like people definitely get denser as they
(26:10):
grow up. You can see it in photos. I'm gonna
say thirty pounds. You're saying that was my guess. I'm
gonna go for thirty four then, because yet so you're
saying he's the same wait as a as a longer
person but compacted dancer dnser So I would guess I
(26:31):
was guessing that two pounds pounds for a kid. Maybe
I'll go for thirty six actually, because I think they
will be around that ere a thirty six pounds, And
I'm going to you know, I don't know, I've never
held this man. I'm gonna say twenty two pounds. Well,
he's he's twenty years old and I will give you
a hint. He was born weighing one point five pounds.
(26:53):
You're saying he's twenty times one point five. But how's that?
I don't understand. Not thank you, it's not a hint.
More information. Here's some more information. He was born weighing
one point five pounds. Since being born, our friend has
grown to fourteen point three pounds. What the what? Wow?
(27:15):
Wow the fuck? Yeah, fourteen pounds? How to bowling ball?
Explain what value chat GBT has? Um so number one.
I'm going to grad school part time, and there was
explicitly a note from the professor say that you are
(27:38):
absolutely not allowed to use open chat GPT. So I
can see it being a problem for a lot of
colleges because there is no reason for kids to, you know,
for students to write papers anymore. Will there be uh
GPT politician, I wouldn't be surprised. I mean, I wouldn't
be surprised if there are GPD like Twitter bots right now,
(28:01):
although I kind of felt, but I think the biggest
uses really right now is for academic papers, because academic
papers don't really have like a lot of pros, so
it's really easy for that thing to like just spit
out a paper pre existing condition. Okay, now I've heard
you guys thrown around different names for this is a GPT,
it's a GPD, is a g g B? No one
(28:23):
seems the note, but I have the answer. And chat
GPT stands for something. What does it stand chatt? It's
chat g P T Can we do it? Whoever gets
the most of the acronym right winds? Whoever gets most
of the acronym right winds? Uh? And it's we're saying
(28:43):
it's APT nine um general pattern. There's a T in
there too, Yeah, because I know it's made by the
Open AI Institute. God damn it. M general protocol terminal,
(29:05):
general pattern terminal. Oh you took terminal from me? What? What?
What that? That means? You're tide balls like jagger times
ran out. I'm gonna say general, uh prompt trainer or
something like that or uh, well, listen, what it stands
(29:27):
for is generative pre trained generative. That's what I should
have said, transformer trainer. You did say trainer, and the
word train is in there. So I will say, in
the spirit of the missive train, I will give you one,
(29:47):
because if I didn't, you would be at zero, so
you might have the lowest numerical value ever recorded on
proper culture. You're still in I know what they say.
I'm still in it. Okay, sad music for this. I
heart prop culture or I love prop culture at gmail
(30:08):
dot com. Nothing we say here is reliable, you know,
I mean, really, don't get yourself into trouble over any
of this bullshit. But how would people getting I don't know,
you know, people might say that what we said was false,
or you know, maybe the small man a bunch of journalists.
Well listen, if the Christlies are having a big kegger
(30:29):
and then a bunch of kids are fighting over what
we say on the show, there could be a fight
and the cops will come, and then they're all of
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the missive prop culture
You're by you, I mean you listen to prop culture. Hello,
this is loot bag number from Lute for Adventurers. I'm
an n f T I'm one of Donald Trump's n
f T s. Well. Welcome, Welcome, quirkies, three oh seven,
balls and balls like dagger. Welcome, Welcome. Yeah, my responsibility
(00:32):
to welcome you guys, because you're the moderator. Yeah, welcome,
You're welcome. We're here to make friendly wagers on current
events as dictated by the missive that is due to
arrive any moment, can't wait. I think it's interesting that
Donald Trump said they're digital trading cards, but in parentheses
he put n f T. Do you think if he
(00:53):
didn't call them n f T s, people wouldn't realize
they're n f T s. I think I think there's
a big chunk of the who wouldn't realize that. Yeah,
for for good reasons and bad reasons, people might not
all realize the n f T s are digital trading
car No, they are. I actually like thought that it
was a good description. Actually I did. I I agreed
it was. Yeah. I also a great was one of
(01:14):
the most more good description. Did he do the photoshop himself?
I think so. Yeah, he goes in he's using smart filters.
I mean, it would be great a fee out. He
was actually the one who designed all the photos. I
think that'll like up the value of those enf teeth.
You know, I want to see him riding a bald eagle.
But he's got a little saddle on the head. It's
(01:35):
like not on the back, like he has to ride
the head. He's so small. It's a little little guy.
He's like, yeah an inch, Oh my god, Cheeto. I
call him Cheeto because of his fingers look like cheetos. Yeah,
I want to bite them. Do you think Barren maybe
did the photoshop for him? Did he go into his
room and take that's that's a great theory. I think
(01:56):
it's a great theory. Yeah. I mean, Karen, I'm in
real trouble. I need your help. And it's like, really,
who can you can play more Marvels Midnight Sons if
you let me do it. I mean, that will make
total sense because it was like the photoshop wasn't so
terrible that you know, he did it, but it was
not so good that a professional you know, it's there's
(02:16):
no way a professional that it's so it's probably some
like Baron who was just like, Okay, I'll like whip
something in and not photoshop about stigma or something for
n f T its on the more affordable side, right,
how much how much do we cost these days? Hotel?
I wonder for cheaper and more offensive than Donald's n
(02:36):
f T s. I don't even want to look. So
I'm afraid the good investment for him is no matter
what happens in his life, these are going to be
more valuable for just for cultural significant reasons. Could be
the man who disgraced himself trying to become president when
he showed it and failed the second time after being
(02:58):
uh what was it called? Uh? What's the club? When
the president is subpoenas or whatever penciled? That's impenis twice.
Or it could be the man who, despite all odds,
came back and became presidents second time. No matter what,
these n f t s are more valuable. Is loot
bag for adventures? Are you fucking tied to anything socially? No,
you're just a list of words. This is the This
(03:21):
is a man's political realistic light man. I would love
to have him Donald explain what an n f T
is or to hear the conversation of someone explaining it
to him. Well, I mean, could we get him on
the show to discuss his n f t s quickies
probably and their digital trading cards quickies apparently? I don't
(03:45):
you know. Sorry, that was my impression. I'm sorry. Pretty good,
pretty good one? Actually? All right? That was Mark and Brando.
They sold out? So they're all gone sold out? How
many did they offer? According they sold out? Aren't they
just pictures? How the can they sell out because they're
non fungible? Fucker? Well they sold out? Wow? So enough on.
(04:06):
Baby boomers and zoomers bought it. Yeah, I part of
me want wanted one. N f t s were created,
forty four thousand of which were available for purchase at
a hundred dollars each. So he just made enough money
to keep his campaign going for a while already, I think, yeah,
so that'll amount to so times. So there are a
(04:27):
hundred dollars each? Come on, number lady, you know this? OK,
Come on, this is a real brain teaser for you,
Number lady. But you're looking up your calculator, I see,
because it seems too low to like. So if there
are just a hundred dollars each four point four million.
I mean that's too low. It's still four point four
million that he didn't have two days ago exactly. And
(04:48):
that's the thing that we've all been saying for a
long time. Say it with me. The long end he
does this campaign, the more money he can make the
trading car cards. Oh my gosh, do we have any
old bets? Because I hear the miss of the choo
choo was arriving. I hear it in the distance. Yeah,
(05:09):
it is the lonesome whistle of the missive train. Well,
I have a squared up that I would like to
go squared up Buddha boo. So as good as Land Orlando. Yeah, no,
like you know, that's a good song. Actually, one of
the best songs I've written in a while. So the Whale.
We made a bed on whether the Whale will be
(05:32):
over ten million or under ten million by December nine.
Oh I hope, I said under. He said over you
and Ball said over, and the two corks set under.
So we want how much to make the whale gross?
I think it's like all over like a million, But
(05:54):
this is important to know. Yeah, let's find out exactly
before we were opening gross the must have just gosh
a bomb? Was it a bomb? I mean, it's a bomb.
It's not a bomb yet, you know, but um I
did read like that. It's it's been doing better than
most de releases. But other than everything everywhere all at once,
(06:15):
it's been a terrible year for indeed releases. The balls
lose two there. Yeah, I don't have to though, if
you want to just say that one no, you lost.
I mean it's like the well I don't want you
to do like something where okay, you start protesting and
and and then I run over you and call oh,
hold on, I haven't miss his bully into the station. Ah,
(06:39):
hear that? I thought I thought the miss of railroad
workers were on strike. Oh it was resolved by the
Joe Biden administration. He put on his sunglasses. That makes sense,
figured it out nice. The missives here, dear lout bag,
(07:03):
and the rest existence continues to be a gamble here.
Today's topics The Chrislies underage drinking party part. The Chrislies
are going to prison on January. There's still on in
prison yet, is like I don't know about how prison works,
Like when you go to prison, you have like I
don't know a month, is it to get your ship
together or whatever? I think just to like, yeah, take
(07:27):
taken not being in prison. So I wonder if the
Christlies are going to the Martha Stewart prison, the kind
of prison that Martha Steward or remember those celebrities that
got caught in like the their children's cheating cats because
their children's cheating scandal. Yeah, they all seem to go
to these like special prisons where things are a little
more wax or something like this prison, the original cancel culture. Yes,
(07:51):
I think that's a very probably good analogy. Um Chrisley's
ordered to serve his sentence in Pensacola, Florida, nice part
of the Panhandle, while Julie Crisley will serve her time
in Marianna, Florida. God, they can't even be together. They
can't be together. And then after they get out, Todd's
going in for twelve years, Julie's going in for seven,
(08:13):
and then when they get out, they have sixteen months
of probation. And what is probation probably no crimes. It's
funny because some people are professionals and their pros and
there's also a master. I think we know what you mean, dude,
(08:37):
when's the last time it's bad? Bad constipation is not
conspatient constatient, but it's like probation conserbation. Yeah, imagine Nerd
Stash says they're going to a minimum security prison, they
(08:58):
leave doors open. Yeah, it's just it's a more of
an outdoor. It gets They're like, oh, it's hot, We're
just gonna leave the door open. Yeah, it's probably very hot.
I mean, in a Florida prison, what type of food
is the food better than at a maximum security prison?
Let's see, I don't know about that. I mean, amory
of cafeteria food is terrible. So I'm guessing, like, do
(09:20):
you know what I guess that's like the same food
that's to be served to kids, it's being served in
the prisons. That's what I'm guessing. A remark or the
other one. Cisco Todd and Julie Crisley remain hopeful of
finding a breakthrough in their case and perhaps escaping their
prison sentence. Meanwhile, their kids, including granddaughter Chloe and sixteen
(09:43):
year old son Grayson, reportedly cried after hearing their sentencing.
Oh that's sad. With the two about to go behind
bars for years, Their adult daughter, Savannah Chrisley may have
to show up for her younger sister siblings and fill
their parents shoes. You know that's going to be some
incredible gaggers at the Grisly House the next seventeen years. Well, Savannah,
(10:04):
Chloe and Grayson get busted for partying. Oh that's a
great bet, um, I say within three months, Yeah, by
Valentine's Day, they'll they'll be busted for having a keg
something like that because their parents aren't around. I know,
I don't think so. In fact, if anything, I think
(10:25):
the cops who find them if they do do that,
because not all kids do giggers, I think they'll be like, hey,
I get it, Um you actually might. I mean, I'm
still going with my bet, but um you might have
a point um balls, Because I'm sure it depends on
the kid, but person. But I have heard that especially
male teenager thesis are just so into video games that
(10:46):
even after they turn sixteen, like they don't want to
get out of the house. I am going to say
that these guys are going to get busted for having
a party. I think people want them to fail. Whether
or not that's right, I'm not making that judgment. Call.
I just think that we're very interested and the rise
and fall of wealthy people, particularly if there's some shenanigans involved.
(11:08):
I think people would like to continue to see their downfall,
which is, you know, sad, but I think it's true
and I think they will because I what I imagine
them doing is getting a kegerader from Elon Musk's Twitter
office auction. Because you hear about this, Elon Musk is
auctioning off all of these items and the Twitter HQ.
(11:28):
You hear about that, that's and pre existing condition. What
is the starting bid for a kegerator on this Heritage
Global Partner auction a Twitter office kegerator? Starting bid? The
auction hasn't started yet. It opens January seventeenth, just in
(11:49):
time for the Chris Lies to go to jail. Wow,
that's amazing. And what I'm gonna look at. I'm gonna
bid first stuff off that I will too. There's there's
like maybe Herman Miller chairs, there's a an espresso machine.
I don't know how high this ship is gonna go.
I'm gonna bookmark this page. I am excited. But what
is the starting bid? The minimum? The opening bid? Think
(12:12):
about the genesis of a cagurator at an office, right,
So the the executives want to promote cheer and good
times and camaraderie. So they have maybe the cake turns
on every day at five, or maybe on Fridays at
five or something like that, and everyone gathers around and
has awkwardly has a beer or two and then before
(12:33):
they before they leave. There's three of them, two of them,
two of them have four taps. One just has a
solo tap. You guys, every they're all the same price. Okay,
I'll say a hundred dollars. I'm gonna say eight hundred dollars.
I'm gonna say four hundred. All right, this is a
starting bid. You're all wrong. You all owe me ten
(12:54):
dollars because it was only twenty dollars. Willie, Willie, Yeah,
I would have like been on stuff of that, like um, like, yeah,
there's a lot of good ship there. I might have
to get in on that. Crimes and misdemeanor, a lot
of crime in the news without looking okay, okay, murder.
(13:19):
Remember Dave Chappelle, Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, where he
got attacked on stage with a guy with like a
gun with a knife came out of the gun, right, Yeah, Yeah,
I tackled the guy and they beat his ass and
twisted his arm around. Yeah, the guy was sentenced. Can
you also tell me, like the state, the state, and
the city that that's the man charged with attacking Dave
(13:42):
Chappelle on stage at the Hollywood Bowl just got sentenced
to blank behind bars after taking a plea deal with
prosecutors no contest to a pair of misdemeanor counts entering
a restricted area during a live event and battery. According
to the Los Angeles we're giving him a misdemeanor, so
(14:03):
it's not like so wow, wow, that's light. So they're
giving as they're letting you have misdemeanors. Okay, ultimately charged
with four misdemeanors, but o's say two of them stuck.
How much time Dave Chappelle's attacker Again, this is a
(14:24):
pre existing condition. I would say two misdemeanors, but it's
a high profile case that they can do it too low.
I would say six years. Yeah, I'm gonna say twelve years.
I'm gonna say five years. I'm gonna say, y'all owe
me some money. You got two hundred and seventy days
(14:48):
I think I'm out. Yeah, you're out with that, and
with that we say goodbye Jaggers to the second goodbye.
They're so hard on this show. There's a two pulse boy.
You know, okay, whatever, what's your preexisting condition? So he's gone,
(15:10):
he's got to do yours? Was I supposed to refrain
from them until I got out turned? I was being polite,
But we can say, had you done yours first, you
might have had a chance to stay in the game.
You know what, It's not gonna happen because I'm having
a good time. Yeah, you sound like it's like it
sound like shit, I'm weeping. I'm curious for what your
pre existing condition was. So kind of you have listen,
(15:34):
I have Okay, you want to hear it? You want
to you want to just keep saying what you have
because what you have is more money than know. What
I have is software that can actually once a non
fungible is drifted back into the ether, it can actually
pull back the digital elements and then over a period
of time, we could let this machine run and it
could in fact mint you once again. It's called calcium max.
(15:55):
I think, wait, we have to do a preconsistence decition. Well,
it's that time of view again. The jing jing jingling
ching ching jingle ling lou families are going out to
get their Christmas trees, flip up their ornaments, and make
a little present for Timmy and Juliette at home. Et
s Platoon three on a disk. Well, when you're putting
(16:16):
cookies out, you might be wondering, does Santa even laugh
my making? But what I'm wondering is what does America's
lead favorite Christmas song? This need second? Should give us
a second? Yeah, I don't even want the question. I
can't even know what does America's least favorable story tonguing?
(16:36):
Wh Why was he the whole poetry part. It's not poetry,
it's called setting a mood. Bro't have to wear red. Yeah,
he's started to show his ut. You're trying to are
you trying to get your own heart? Podcast? Solo show
right now? Maybe getting kicked off this one. I could
do prop culture. We're not with the with the rejects
(16:59):
with the c and we call PCR test Now, who
is this? According to this? According to you? Dot gov
w Yeah, I see jingle bells because yeah, that's at
least operates the research of the Yeah, yeah, yeah, the
government has been contacting us a lot. By the way,
yeah census jingle bells. I'll deep for Christmas six twelve
(17:27):
days of christ four three to one, y'all owe me
money because the answer is Santa Baby by Eartha kitt Wow,
don't even know. It goes like this, Santa Baby, the
president for men to kiss you where you go, pee pep,
(17:53):
a little bit of blow from me. Would waited up
all night take a head to Santa. Oh God grows,
Oh gross. I don't know if you guys have to
wait up to give me ten bucks each and keep
me in the game. I mean, come on the thing,
I'll I'm gonna run calcium X and can you just
give me a quick countdown from five four? We'll start
(18:15):
at five, start five, started four with the five thing countdown.
I think this moment speaks to our generosity allowing you
to have one more pre existing condition even when you
were drifting off. But though that's like saying, like if
we had a marketplace. In this case, it's a marketplace
(18:35):
of ideas, and you're like, Okay, we're all gonna go shopping,
but you have to pay buy for me first now,
and then you have to buy for mat. Then you
have to buy from loot bags, and then you gotta
beat from Cortland. Oh sorry, you don't have any money.
We're not gonna buy from you. I think the I
think calcium X didn't put the bits in the same order.
Rearrange them a little bit. Why do I have dinner
(18:57):
towels in my bedroom? Fish center, congratulations and condolences, I'm
not sure which to the Berlin Hotels. A fifty ft
high aquarium burst in a hotel in downtown Berlin last week,
sending hundreds of thousands of gallons of seawater and tropical
(19:19):
fish through the lobby and onto the street. I wonder
if they saved any fish. You know what they did?
They send a hundred firefighters. Isn't that weird? I guess
that opposite. I mean, poor fish. Um says a lot
about current German engineering right now, because everybody's like German cars,
(19:40):
German engineering, But they can't keep an aquarium together unless
if they listen. I mean, there are things happen. It's hard.
These things leak. It seems like it exploded. Actually, yeah,
that's what I'm saying. I mean if it's leaked, they'll
be like, Okay, that happens. But people to human beings
were injured. I know it explode probably the Some guests
(20:01):
let out of the hotel described a street strewn with
dying fish, some of which appeared to have frozen to
death by the frigid morning temperatures of nineteen degrees fahrenheit.
I think probably they would also die by not being
in water, though I wouldn't worry too much freezing. Yeah. Uh,
I wonder if but really were there any saved, how
(20:23):
to have been? At least fish that have survived are
being moved as safely as possible. The Berlin Zoological Garden
has offered to take him the rescued fish. Uh. Firefighters
conducted a search operation with rescue dogs. Those man, those
fortunate dogs. Yeah, we found it. Can we eat treats? Oh?
(20:52):
Oh and uh. One of the things that was interesting
was the cylindrical tank had a name, and it's an
it's uh. It was built in two thousand and three
and holds two sixty four thousand gallons of water. And
(21:13):
I feel like there's a pre existing condition about the
name of the tank, but it might be too specific.
I recuse myself. Do you agree with me? Though, yes,
I think we should go for all right, this is
this is you and I will will team up on
this one. And as to what the question should be,
because we've used this word recently last episode whose name
(21:34):
came up? Yeah, the cylindrical tank. It is called the
aqua blank. The makers of the aqua length described it
as the largest cylindrical, free standing aquarium in the world,
or at least it was. Hum I should have listened
to last week episode you were here. Yeah, I was
(21:55):
in it, but I mean something. A lot of times
when Balls is on the show. I actually listened to
the show later on I heard me to just to like,
you know, see how it was. I forgot to do
that this week because I was busy. We're busy, but
god damn it. Pre existing condition aqua blank? What is
the name and what was Can we get a hint
(22:16):
instant what subject we were talking about? Because you both
probably said the word last yea and you both contributed
to this conversation, each in your own way. In ten
aqua shelf, you have eight seconds to think of a
better think about how big and uh imposing? Yeah? Maybe? Yeah?
(22:41):
Oh oh three um two one aqua mom, aqua dom
aqua dominatrix. Answer aquadome aqua dome as aqua mom. Okay, alright,
So so Quirky is saying aquad dome and then uh
(23:06):
falls like Jagger is saying aquam mom like the like
the fish like you're both wrong. It's aquad dom that's
German for mom dom is yah. Littlest guy, guy guy
(23:34):
congratulation to a shin Wow, so I said, like an
Iranian immigrant in Germany. He's the shortest living man. Officially,
he was crowned the shortest man, the world's shortest man.
Afhon Gazard is a from Iran. What if he grows?
(23:55):
I think he's done growing. He's twenty years old. He
has become the world's shortest man. That's an interesting turner phrase.
He grew up to be the shortest. I feel terrible
for Schandra Bahudar DONGI for real, Yeah, because Sandra Bahadar
(24:19):
Dongie was the previous shortest man the smallest losers. Isn't
Sandra a name for a woman? Now you're you're thinking no,
you're thinking of got m J. That's the world shortest woman.
But I think Shandra Bahadar DONGI, who is just completely
(24:39):
usurped out of nowhere? Are they both from? Are they
both from Iran? Because that other name sounds Iranian as well.
Let me see, I'm gonna I'm gonna find out more
about Sandra in the meantime, I'll tell you that Mr.
Option never had a normal life like the other people
in his neighborhood, sort of a Rudolph energy to him.
His life has been very difficult. He was unable to
attend school due to his small height, which had a
(25:01):
negative impact on his educational literacy. Why or why do
you think you couldn't go to school because you're too small?
Do they can they not see you? Because they could
put you if they put you in a locker, they
could fit to any other things. Yeah, I mean, I
think I think people don't realize that American kids have
been trained to be nicer than like their parents they
are because I think things get I mean, I've grown
(25:25):
up the Far East and even though it's considered somewhat
a first world country, things can get very brutal. His
short statues Thatcher prevents him from following in his father's
footsteps as a construction worker. Oh man. That was the
journalist having some fun. Yeah, yeah, this little tinkle tot.
Does he ever say that, in fact, there are no
jobs available in his village for action? This is very sad.
(25:49):
So this guy is two ft one point six eight
inches prett existing condition. How much does he weigh? Oh? God,
ms or pounds pounds? But but I'm assuming. I'm wondering
do they have less body fat than a child at
that age? I think, or they have beer. They're denser, right,
I think, because like people definitely get denser as they
(26:10):
grow up. You can see it in photos. I'm gonna
say thirty pounds. You're saying that was my guess. I'm
gonna go for thirty four then, because yet so you're
saying he's the same wait as a as a longer
person but compacted dancer dnser So I would guess I
(26:31):
was guessing that two pounds pounds for a kid. Maybe
I'll go for thirty six actually, because I think they
will be around that ere a thirty six pounds, And
I'm going to you know, I don't know, I've never
held this man. I'm gonna say twenty two pounds. Well,
he's he's twenty years old and I will give you
a hint. He was born weighing one point five pounds.
(26:53):
You're saying he's twenty times one point five. But how's that?
I don't understand. Not thank you, it's not a hint.
More information. Here's some more information. He was born weighing
one point five pounds. Since being born, our friend has
grown to fourteen point three pounds. What the what? Wow?
(27:15):
Wow the fuck? Yeah, fourteen pounds? How to bowling ball?
Explain what value chat GBT has? Um so number one.
I'm going to grad school part time, and there was
explicitly a note from the professor say that you are
(27:38):
absolutely not allowed to use open chat GPT. So I
can see it being a problem for a lot of
colleges because there is no reason for kids to, you know,
for students to write papers anymore. Will there be uh
GPT politician, I wouldn't be surprised. I mean, I wouldn't
be surprised if there are GPD like Twitter bots right now,
(28:01):
although I kind of felt, but I think the biggest
uses really right now is for academic papers, because academic
papers don't really have like a lot of pros, so
it's really easy for that thing to like just spit
out a paper pre existing condition. Okay, now I've heard
you guys thrown around different names for this is a GPT,
it's a GPD, is a g g B? No one
(28:23):
seems the note, but I have the answer. And chat
GPT stands for something. What does it stand chatt? It's
chat g P T Can we do it? Whoever gets
the most of the acronym right winds? Whoever gets most
of the acronym right winds? Uh? And it's we're saying
(28:43):
it's APT nine um general pattern. There's a T in
there too, Yeah, because I know it's made by the
Open AI Institute. God damn it. M general protocol terminal,
(29:05):
general pattern terminal. Oh you took terminal from me? What? What?
What that? That means? You're tide balls like jagger times
ran out. I'm gonna say general, uh prompt trainer or
something like that or uh, well, listen, what it stands
(29:27):
for is generative pre trained generative. That's what I should
have said, transformer trainer. You did say trainer, and the
word train is in there. So I will say, in
the spirit of the missive train, I will give you one,
(29:47):
because if I didn't, you would be at zero, so
you might have the lowest numerical value ever recorded on
proper culture. You're still in I know what they say.
I'm still in it. Okay, sad music for this. I
heart prop culture or I love prop culture at gmail
(30:08):
dot com. Nothing we say here is reliable, you know,
I mean, really, don't get yourself into trouble over any
of this bullshit. But how would people getting I don't know,
you know, people might say that what we said was false,
or you know, maybe the small man a bunch of journalists.
Well listen, if the Christlies are having a big kegger
(30:29):
and then a bunch of kids are fighting over what
we say on the show, there could be a fight
and the cops will come, and then they're all of
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