October 19, 2022 • 31 mins
Our raucous collection of digital assets continue to peel back the layers of the human experience. Cookie Monster’s real name, strange objects to maintain the cleanliness of your nether regions, inventing new months, very tall cats, and the integrity of AI art all make the short list of unreliable banter. Enjoy my friends!
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Speaker 1 (00:05):
You're listening to prop culture. Hello, this is LUPA from
lut for Adventures. I'm an n f T. I'm a
I'm a I'm an n f T. Oh I got
Are you gonna go watch the musical Rent this weekend? No?
I'm going to see Wheel of Fortune live? Though? Do
they have songs in that? Now? It's a traveling show,
travels around to different small cities and tricks people into
(00:29):
buying tickets for it. Is pets still part of it? No?
Some some All new Theatic Experience, one of the greatest
game shows of all time, wants to give fans a
chance to win. That's an auditional You're welcome to make
a bet. Will I come out of there ahead or behind?
(00:50):
Me ahead or behind? I'm going to a game show.
I don't know if I get to participate in it.
Maybe if I'm lucky, they'll say come on down, like honestly,
normally you're both Hopefully you're both ahead and behind because
you're a butthead Nice and Patty Vanna won't be on tour.
But Mark l. Wallberg not the Mark Wahlberg and Clay
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acting play. I hope I got Clay Acon. I love
Clay man, what's wrong with Clay how tall you? Have
you seen the Clay Acon documentary about him running for Congress? No,
I mean it's late. Is there is a free little
library up the street that has the Clay Can book.
(01:34):
If you're you gotta get it. I don't go out
there tonight, for I got it might already be gone.
Get him to sign it at Wheel of Fortune. You're
a former American idol running for president. I'm not the
president for congress person? Really lame? Does Clay Can have
an n f T? Can you check? You check? Yes?
You know. For the longest time, I thought Clake and
(01:56):
Troy Aikman were the same guy. Yeah, I thought you
were brother. I was like, who's going to bring Troy
Aikman up? Oh my god. I like to see those
guys roommates. I'd be a fun show. I mean, I mean,
Troy Aikin would bully Clake and all the time. Have
you seen Clay like Troy Achin recently? He kind of
reminds me of Rein would bully Troy Aikman. I think
(02:18):
I think you've got it backwards. Troy Aikman would bully
Clay Akin. Come on, well, who would be better at
singing an acorn song. I think Troy Aikman. Acon was
accused recently of using substitutes in his performance. The internet
called them Beacon and Cicon, which more important we have
(02:42):
talked about the bears. Hold on a second. I appreciate
your enthusiasm. We have to get through a couple of formalities.
Oh God, email us said, I love prop culture at
gmail dot com or I heart prop culture at gmail
dot com. And before we get started, I just want
to make sure everybody knows. But nothing we say here
is reliable. I just want to offer a quick toast
(03:05):
to you guys. Oh, I guess I'm just calling n
f T guys as a the third party thing. A
toast to you guys. Need to worry about that. And um,
I'm offering a long term, pre existing condition to start
the show. If you can guess what I'm drinking, because
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it's the drink about the drink of the fall. Long
term you have, you have the whole show, the groning. Okay,
I wanted to give you the whole show. Don't be
looking at up look at it. I'm waiting. I'm okay, Quirk,
you're quick on the draw. You're not gonna I'm not
going to look it up and to hear the way
it affects your mouth. What do you drink it? I
(03:49):
want to hear. Is there ice? I kind of thought
balls like Jagger, to be honest, I think then was
the first thing I look. I have all episode and
I does the ice clink around in the glass? Does
that make your mouth sticky? Uh? One question at a time,
and I'm these are for me. These are my own questions.
There can be ice or no ice, pork, fat, old fashioned.
(04:13):
Before we get to the miss of quirky. With a
follow up from last week, Okay, yes, I just wanted
to bring up the fat Bear contest Fat Bear Week.
Can we call your set? Can you have a segment
we call it old News where it's like we look
at last week's bets. Yeah, I mean that's why I
thought we did during the Star of the show. No,
but we need a we need a musical bit that
(04:35):
has like a saxophone and goes old newsby and it
goes like the old news whatever you want to call it, quirky,
it's your segment. I don't know. I don't want it
to be my segment. You're the Yeah, I don't want
so that just happened? And did you go there should
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be something like wearing up, wear up and seven auditioning
for the job. Yeah, I mean, all right, square up?
Is my say? Tell us what happened with the Bears?
I heard there was infidelity in the bear organization. Well,
Jessibel dot com is saying dot com Jessabelle dot com
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is saying the fat Bear contest might have been written.
So does a bet still stand? Look, I didn't read
the article. I saw the headline. Um, tell that's what
the is. Did you read the article? Did they put
a lot of inflatable vests on the bear? I think?
I think? Yeah? Well, well so the twitter account of
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the cut my Nationals Park twitter account announced that Holly
Bear had triumphed over unnamed male bear sent for seven
in a semi final, only to retract or win a
day later. Why because there is a bunch of Holly
was there? Is it like internet things sort of like
how like people came out and they said that Bros.
Was a bad movie and their review bombing was this
(06:08):
like a Holly bombing? Yeah, I guess so she was
review bombed because not that week has the winner seven
four seven. Oh yes, which means that both you get
ten dollars each. That's right. We like that number, seven
four seven very satisfying. I am surprised that's in for
seven one because seven for seven was the lamer bear.
(06:32):
I just voted for him. I just guessed him because
his number was nice, but this number wasn't nice. That
was the bear lamer. You haven't seen these bears in person.
You haven't seen them eat. He was like, he just
looked lame. You know, he don't just look like a
bait head, a beta face, a beta bear. Yes, beta
bear face squirred up. Okay, moving on, I want you
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guys to go see bros together, the three of you
can we can we have a review? Yeah, I just
want to go with he's three or seven? Yeah, yeah,
I feel like is going to have too many. The
camera camera's got good here, and it's like, I'm not
here for the camera, here for Billy. As we see
it with Quirky, as we're walking out, she's like, it
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was good, but you know, Vertigo is much better. I
bet she's gonna walk out and go. So that just happened.
That's exactly what I was walked to our car and
say we did a thing. Oh oh ding dong ding dong. Oh,
(07:37):
excuse me, guys for one second. I love your old
timey doorbell. Yeah man uh for adventurers, Yeah, I didn't
have to sign anything last time. Guys. It's the mess
of whoa. I don't think it is. It's probably something
else that's not You got the wrong apartment. Oh my god,
(08:00):
he's downstairs. Maybe it's not the met Maybe it's a
bag of rice. Hey, the missives here do that, and
the rest existence continues to be a gamble here. Today's
topics Fish Center, Ohio fishermen Scales of justice come down
(08:21):
on alleged crooked anglers indicted on multiple felonies. TMZ reporting
two men who seemingly want a fishing contest by stuffing
their catch with weights encased in fish plays have been
hooked by a grand jury that nailed them with multiple felonies.
So there's a lot of cheating going on around the
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weight of animals. Why why were they doing this? Because
they were going to win a fishing contest the same thing, same,
almost the same thing. Is there money involved? You guys
have been under suspicion for cheating in other tournaments. Had
they been declared the winners, they would have pocketed twenty
eight thousand dollars easily. You go in maime of fish's
(09:06):
mouth and they give you money if you did it
the best, if it's a big one, big enough fish,
and so all the and you can see there's a
video of this online which people have seen, the putting
the weights in the mouths. The fisherman busts the other
fisherman for putting weights inside his fish, and they grabbed
the fish and they cut them open and they pull
these weights out of them, these lead weights. And the
(09:27):
fishermen are wall wearing their shades and they're fishing cool
fishing shirts and screaming at each other. That's very dramatic.
It's very dramatic, and it feels like a movie is
going to come out of it. And I'm gonna bet
that they're going to turn it into No, I'm betting
against it. Why because um fishing is all about Middle America,
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and I don't think stories on Middle America are that
popular right now. What about the legend of Bag of Veins?
How about Talladega Nights, Manchester by the Sea, that's the
new Hampshire though, isn't that we're Boston. Isn't that a
Northeastern in the middle of how about Chicago? Before Thanksgiving?
We will learn that this is being turned into him.
(10:11):
I doubt it too. I I agree with n this
Nigam movie. There's been a real uh diarth. What's the
word darth dearth? It's darth vader. It's a real dearth dark.
What's the word you had? A d earth? Darth? Let
me see looking at up a scarcity here? Why don't
(10:33):
you use a different word if you have to look
it up? I just confirming it didn't sound right coming
out of my mouth. There's been a there's been a
real dearth of great films coming out lately. Hollywood has
how there's like not a lot of darth uh So,
(10:53):
this dearth is leading to new stories. And I've personally
never seen a movie about dishruman eating so I think
you know and too, it doesn't need to be true
to the story. They could also spice things up. Maybe
want some of the fish, say you know you want
to win me? Oh, you want to win? And there's
like the one guy's obsessed with catching a big fish,
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and maybe the other guy is like he just has
a new girlfriend. It's also romantic, and maybe the other
guy this through. The other guy falls off the boat,
and it's very funny to see a guy fall into
water from a boat. So there's a lot you could
actually do with here. It's not just Middle America. It's
catering all sorts of audiences. Rally Will Ferrell fargoll, No,
(11:34):
I think it's more. Um, I think it's worth I
think one of the people, one of the characters has
to be really dumb. Tilda Swinton's probably in it. It
looks like we're divided on this topic. I'm saying yes,
I'm saying I'm saying no. I'm also saying the movie
Big Fish, I think takes place in like New Orleans,
(11:54):
right by Thanksgiving. Write it down, lock it in movie magic.
This is a bed follow up, but it's a conversation
that you brought up last week Quirkies three or seven.
It's very interesting. Are we talked about keys and beans? No,
(12:18):
it wasn't about putting green beans in your It was
what makes a movie successful, talking about gros and Martin
Scorsese is weighed in on really Martin wow wow. He
waited on the Bros. Controversy. Oh my god, just to
follow up no bed here, okkay, Yeah, I respect Scorsese.
(12:40):
I would love to hear his opinion. Yeah, he's got
big eyebrows. Martin scorsese obsession over box office is repulsive
and insulting. So what that tells me is that there's
going to be a Bros Too Who directed by Grosskazy.
I haven't seen the movie it. I can see Billy
(13:01):
a nurse persona not really translating to the Dicks screening. Well,
if he's not running around and screaming at people, what
does he have. I've always said the most important thing
for an actor in a movie, it's not really an
acting ability, but it's screen presence, and it's it's a
very delicate thing because he can overdo it or underdo it.
And I can see billyer just overdoing it on camera.
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I'm dying to see it now. I'm gonna watch it
when it comes on exactly no one wants to watch
it in the movie theater. Velma Did Velma come out?
I hope not. I think that was made had made
for TV atrociously trying to be self aware. Trailer about
like everyone's gonna hate it. You have a strong opinion
(13:47):
about this show, tell us about First of all, for
some reason, in the promo images, most of the characters
look one style, and then suddenly Freddie has like glossy
eyes completely looks completely different. It's so weird. You're criticizing
Mario's I last week. Yeah you cartoon eyes. Hey, maybe
eyes are windows to the soul. And you, guys, if
you weren't just digital bits of bitching all the time,
(14:08):
you'd realize that there's more to life. No Velma's last
name Louise. I saw on Twitter today that Cookie Monster
said that his real name is Sid. Really said, my
name is Sid, But why still call me Cookie Monster?
Are you serious? Like, look on Cookie Monsters. With all
the competition from Cocoa Melon and Booby Sesame Street is
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going low and just making names for its characters on
social media. Sid is a euphemism for acid. Oh I know,
her last last name runs with jinkies, doesn't it. What
are we guessing now? Velma's last name yeah, crazy condition time,
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Elma Green, Velma spanks. I don't know Dinkley how s motto?
Oh wow, she's Japanese. No, it's Dinkley. Yes, shot in
the dark. I get it. Wow, Balls, you want what's
of money? Good for you? It is you Google dude.
(15:13):
You can't be googogleed these things. I already told you.
I guess the name was Dinky, like give for gift? Balls?
He needs money too, I said, spanks. Thanks, was not
nit close. That's a product. It's a product, not a name.
I love shapewear, corny jokes, jokes, beareth me once. I
(15:37):
gotta go reload my drink of a fall? Have you
thought any more about it? Not? Really? I haven't heard
it really? Yeah, you want to hear it? Yeah, let's
hear it all right. I think it's sounded like it
was coming out of an aluminum can. It's it's it's
(15:57):
a simply company. Can simply lanimatee lemonade Seltzer. I think
it might be like V eight out of a camp.
V eight is the most repulsive. That's that's right right
just in front of clomatum. So do you never not
drink bloody marry flute? I? If I have to, I will.
Are there any alcoholic drinks that you put a corn
(16:18):
cob in? I think Korea might have it because they
love anything. You know that in Nebraska when they didn't
have toilet paper, they use corn cops to what their butts.
That sounds like an urban legend. I swear it's drundery
girls make uneaten corn cubs are like already chewed ones.
It seems like a already chewed one would be easier.
(16:39):
You finished eating the cob while pooping, and I mean
number one, I don't believe it because number one, if
you already used corn to wipe your ass, condition, is
this true? No, it's false, because explain yourself, because it
would be so much easier to wipe it with like
those grain leaves on like outside the corn. They don't
have little tiny shovels that that a cob has. They're
(17:04):
smooth and they don't have the traction that a cob has.
A cobb does toilet paper have like those little like
you know, things to like scrape your ass. No elments
micro micro filaments, they are not those hairs that are
on the corner micro filaments died a larger scale surgery
factory production manages to make smaller micro filaments. But with corn,
(17:27):
it's just it's just corn filaments. The presisting condition is
wiping your butt with a corn cob reel. Is it real? Yes, No,
it's an urban legend. No, I'm saying it's I'm saying yeah, true,
(17:48):
I'm googling wipe your ass with corn? Do people wipe
with corn cobs? Early North American settlers used corn cobs? No,
wonder the Japanese needs to like modernized bid day. This
is so so the Japanese did this too. No, they
did not. I'm reading here that you're not gonna believe this.
(18:11):
Ancient Asian cultures were known to use small sticks and
rods to wipe away their excrement, although we hesitate to
call it wiping, as you can imagine, it was probably
more akin to smearing, picking, or scraping. This is coming
from Dude Products dot com. Yeah, exactly, it's all the
article written by L. Deterino. Yeah, it's probably a joke. Yeah,
(18:34):
I guess so. Digital World, World, World, Welcome to the
Digital World segment. Big. The every Digital World segment has
what I like to call a gaslight question. Is this
your segment? Yeah, it's my segment called Digital World, and
we have a gaslight question where we turn on a
(18:55):
light that's lit with like a whale oil or gas
and and it's like, let's talk around the light. Um,
do you guys think digitally AI generated images count as art? Yeah? Sure, yeah,
it's art. I mean, whether it's made by a sentient
being or not, it is art. It's art. It's like
(19:16):
if I if I write, I say, I spent two
hours fine tuning these prompts to make something that looks
like a Renoir painting of a of a beach bladed seal.
But people are like, aren't you just ripping off Renoir
and a computers just running algorithms, Like where is the
artistry in that? Is that not just using tools rather
(19:37):
than making No, it's not art because it's it is
art that it doesn't need to be. It's not necessarily
good art. But I mean, and you know, I don't know,
I don't. I don't a lot of big titties in
AI art. Yeah, a lot of big titties. Um. Also, well,
then this leads to a real pop culture question. Do
(19:58):
you think there's going to be any copyright restrictions? Are
AI generated art? People are gonna have to start like
either shutting down or managed to convey that this art
is based off ingesting other people's work. Yeah, because to
license disputes with that. Yes, yes, there is because in
the end, everything is done to make money, and they'll
(20:22):
either have to make money by gathering data of the
people who are using the AI art or they'll have
to make money off a art themselves. So I mean
it's all the money. You think we'll see some action
on that action actionable? I think I would say take
(20:43):
a year or by jun I like I think by
months JUNI it's yeah, waiting, We're bringing it down to
eleven and then I think I'll be by next July
when either Netflix or one of the big streaming companies
makes a show based of a I R and whoever
(21:04):
is in charge of programs will be piste off if
they didn't get any proceeds from that, and then there
will be a copyright dispute. I see what you're saying. Now,
You're saying some artists will opt out of being included
in the database. Can can? Will that happen sooner rather
than later? But could they ever get like an artist
styled down exactly? I think so, I don't know. I
(21:25):
think it will only get better. Tell right now is
the hands So all you have to do to be
a visual artist is if you can draw hands. The
rest of the image is good. Hits as big as
you want, bigger, twice as big as the head. Every
time I put big tits, it says it won't allow
me to Well, you have to do if you write
hammona hamana gazunga's okay, Okay, I'm gonna. I'm gonna does
a tag that? Okay? Okay? World records have a catch? No, no,
(21:56):
you have to think about it. I think Luke Balls does,
though of Balls has lots of cats. How tall is
your cat? Which direction? It's a good question. They have
the Guinness World. Guinness World Records are boring. I think
it is so boring. I mean, I'm boring waring. It
might be fun when if you've had a few beers. Yes,
(22:16):
it's a beer. Oh yeah, Guinness a beers. Oh do
you know Prince Charles once um dated the iris of
the Guinness Fortune. Uh Fenn rear the world's tallest living cat,
I mean rear. Yeah. Yeah, so it's from the shoulder
blades when it's standing up on all fours. Okay, that's
(22:37):
how they measure the hike. This cat looks like a leopard. Yeah, yeah,
it's I don't know if it's like a real cat. Listen,
I'm just reading it. Oh I didn't write it. Give
me a break. Why are you telling us this is
a cat? It's a cat and it's very tall. Well,
it's it's a savannah cat. Results for a cross between
(22:58):
domestic cat and a serve comedians wild African cat. That's
like a boutique cat. Thing to do is breed with wildcats.
Is that ethically correct? I don't know. Is it? It's
like breeding between guerrillas and humans. I think? How much
does it cost to get the Guinness people to measure
your record? Because it's bullshit? Yeah, it's like marketing bullshit.
(23:28):
Could you come and review my restaurant? Yes? Did you
have to pay the newspaper to Don't you have to
pay the newspaper to come review your restaurants? Yeah, that's
potential good marketing. Yeah, it's sort of like how pop
culture items like TV shows and music they have to pay,
like the critics to review them. How much do you
Guinness World Record holders get paid? They get paid by
(23:49):
the Guinness World Record when they win. They don't they
don't think they do, but they get a notoriety, do
they that's all some people want. Yeah, I mean and
to if you're a normy, like how cool it would
it be to go to your to introduce yourself at
a new company we work for, and people like tell
me something special about yourself and like, yeah, I actually
(24:12):
hold a Guinness World Record of like really and you know,
maybe records as a racket. Yeah, if you're a single person,
you know, maybe it's like it's a good way to
pick up people. On stating activity speaks. The Guinness World
Record har holders have twice go banking rates dot Com
(24:36):
says applications take twelve ways to process with a five
dollar application fee for a new record. That's not bad.
You want to try and break an existing record, it's free.
Oh oh okay, never mind's not scam. Priority applications expect
expedite the process to five working days for people trying
to break existing records and a thousand for those who
(24:59):
want to set new record. So if you're you're in
a priority, you've got to spend the money. I apologize.
I was wrong about Guinness. I thought you had to pay.
I thought for sure it was a racket. Realistate News
do you have a name for your real estate segment. Yes,
(25:20):
it's Lando, Lando, and it's called Lando Lando, Lando, Lando's
Lando Lakes, Orlando Calrissia. Yeah, no, I'm talking about Land,
but pronounced it with a dough. Lando Lando pronounced it
with a dough. Let's see Lando Land. I'm practicing it.
I like it. That's a great. Okay, So this is
(25:42):
a pre existing condition. Thomas Middle dis house finally sold.
No way. Yeah, and guess what a podcaster bought it? Yeah,
for four point six million dollars. It's a male podcast.
Tell me I admitted I did Huh, I didt it? Okay?
(26:06):
Who is this male podcaster just bought Thomas Middle dishes
Hollywood Hills home. Conan O'Brien O'Brien nine eight seven six
one from the guy Holmes. Oh we did get a
(26:27):
new house, didn't he? Well, it's the buyers. Tim Dillon, Tim, Yeah,
Tim Dylan a podcaster, he's a comedian. Professional success came
relatively recent for Dylan, who's often rand filled. Tim Dylan
is going to help podcast debut at Circuit. The popular
program is now known as The Tim Dillon Show and
(26:47):
reportedly helped it's thirty seven year old host and his
former right hand man producer Ben Avery regularly rake in
more than two dollars and monthly Patreon income. Wow Dylan. Yeah,
Dylan's fame skyrocketed during the COVID nineteen pandemic. Particularly thinks
to as many appearances on The Joe Rogan Show for
(27:11):
dark political humor. We have dark political humor. Wherever I said, oh,
that's just reaganomics, baby about all the children who were
born without souls, remics baby old when it's so obvious
they're not manifesting. Good for Tim Dylon, that means that
we all lost. Yes, and I won, and I gave
(27:32):
you guys lots of hints. It's a podcast mail, I
will say. The sad thing here is that balls like
Jagger is down to oh man, you suck at this, dude. Well,
I'm here to have fun. I was given how Yeah,
you're like the Ruben the casino who comes in with
a hundred dollars for like twenty minutes anything. I'm more
(27:53):
like rue Pole, where I know drag race like isn't
for money, it's why don't you just win a bed dip? Shit? Yeah,
you're man, come up with a presisting condition. You'll be back, okay. Um,
how many pre existing condition? How many teeth? Just real quick,
before you start, remember how you've gotten yourself in a
(28:13):
pickle before doing these, not thought through presisting conditions. Okay,
this could end you here if you're not careful. We're
giving you a break here. Think about it. Take a breath.
Take a breath. You were just about to run into
a wall. You were just about to step on a rake. Okay,
you got all excited. Oh yeah, pre existing condition? Okay,
(28:38):
pre existing condition. Creator of Yugo, Kazuki Takahashi died recently
while trying to save people. What day did he die?
Name of the week, day or the no, I'm gonna
say it was Tuesday and nine eight seven, six first
(29:03):
or eleven or twelve to now it was July four? Good,
say yere back? So yeah, he was trying to save
a U. S. Soldier and a girl from a riptide
at a beach. He tried to save a U. S.
Soldier and then died. He was like scrambling in the
(29:23):
water and said, I guess the hour of the cards
in Okinawa. Probably because it's talks of riptides, you kind
of capitalized on his death. Kind of weird, Holy sh it, man,
what have you guys been hermaids Grotto? You know That's
why I thought it makes sense. You know at mermaids
Grotto we were there. Well, let me just say mermaids
(29:45):
Grotto was a beautiful place. R I P never going
there after that? Can you guys name one Yukio character
I don't really know Ugo and to like, oh you
didn't say pre existing boyd appreciating condition. We can name
five names that we've said so far today, Hashimoto which
(30:11):
is also deceased, con Ugo or um gen Z, Troy Aikman.
Uh yeah, effort, I'll give that, Billy Eichner, Clay Aiken.
You guys want to know what the drink was? Oh yeah,
I think it seems like it wasn't. V eight. V
(30:33):
eight was my guests, and I think it would be
a little too convenient if it was actually Guinness. I'm
going to say chilada. I'll say an apple spice, Hotti totty,
I'll say canned or chatta. The drink of the fall
is a negronis God damn it. That should just got
(30:54):
my first like our first guest changed it changed it,
not any I thought we had. I thought we were
asking it to get better doing God, damn, I should
just gone with a grony what you didn't say. In
the grown traditional negroni is campari sweet for mouth and gin.
The broken negroni or negroni spalato sweet for amuth in
(31:18):
place of gin, sparkling wine, prosecco. You know telling you
look it up. Look it up on your computers. Go on,
I know you haven't open look up the drink of
the fall. I heard prop culture. I love prop Culture
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(31:41):
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I'm a I'm an n f T. Oh I got
Are you gonna go watch the musical Rent this weekend? No?
I'm going to see Wheel of Fortune live? Though? Do
they have songs in that? Now? It's a traveling show,
travels around to different small cities and tricks people into
(00:29):
buying tickets for it. Is pets still part of it? No?
Some some All new Theatic Experience, one of the greatest
game shows of all time, wants to give fans a
chance to win. That's an auditional You're welcome to make
a bet. Will I come out of there ahead or behind?
(00:50):
Me ahead or behind? I'm going to a game show.
I don't know if I get to participate in it.
Maybe if I'm lucky, they'll say come on down, like honestly,
normally you're both Hopefully you're both ahead and behind because
you're a butthead Nice and Patty Vanna won't be on tour.
But Mark l. Wallberg not the Mark Wahlberg and Clay
(01:13):
acting play. I hope I got Clay Acon. I love
Clay man, what's wrong with Clay how tall you? Have
you seen the Clay Acon documentary about him running for Congress? No,
I mean it's late. Is there is a free little
library up the street that has the Clay Can book.
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If you're you gotta get it. I don't go out
there tonight, for I got it might already be gone.
Get him to sign it at Wheel of Fortune. You're
a former American idol running for president. I'm not the
president for congress person? Really lame? Does Clay Can have
an n f T? Can you check? You check? Yes?
You know. For the longest time, I thought Clake and
(01:56):
Troy Aikman were the same guy. Yeah, I thought you
were brother. I was like, who's going to bring Troy
Aikman up? Oh my god. I like to see those
guys roommates. I'd be a fun show. I mean, I mean,
Troy Aikin would bully Clake and all the time. Have
you seen Clay like Troy Achin recently? He kind of
reminds me of Rein would bully Troy Aikman. I think
(02:18):
I think you've got it backwards. Troy Aikman would bully
Clay Akin. Come on, well, who would be better at
singing an acorn song. I think Troy Aikman. Acon was
accused recently of using substitutes in his performance. The internet
called them Beacon and Cicon, which more important we have
(02:42):
talked about the bears. Hold on a second. I appreciate
your enthusiasm. We have to get through a couple of formalities.
Oh God, email us said, I love prop culture at
gmail dot com or I heart prop culture at gmail
dot com. And before we get started, I just want
to make sure everybody knows. But nothing we say here
is reliable. I just want to offer a quick toast
(03:05):
to you guys. Oh, I guess I'm just calling n
f T guys as a the third party thing. A
toast to you guys. Need to worry about that. And um,
I'm offering a long term, pre existing condition to start
the show. If you can guess what I'm drinking, because
(03:28):
it's the drink about the drink of the fall. Long
term you have, you have the whole show, the groning. Okay,
I wanted to give you the whole show. Don't be
looking at up look at it. I'm waiting. I'm okay, Quirk,
you're quick on the draw. You're not gonna I'm not
going to look it up and to hear the way
it affects your mouth. What do you drink it? I
(03:49):
want to hear. Is there ice? I kind of thought
balls like Jagger, to be honest, I think then was
the first thing I look. I have all episode and
I does the ice clink around in the glass? Does
that make your mouth sticky? Uh? One question at a time,
and I'm these are for me. These are my own questions.
There can be ice or no ice, pork, fat, old fashioned.
(04:13):
Before we get to the miss of quirky. With a
follow up from last week, Okay, yes, I just wanted
to bring up the fat Bear contest Fat Bear Week.
Can we call your set? Can you have a segment
we call it old News where it's like we look
at last week's bets. Yeah, I mean that's why I
thought we did during the Star of the show. No,
but we need a we need a musical bit that
(04:35):
has like a saxophone and goes old newsby and it
goes like the old news whatever you want to call it, quirky,
it's your segment. I don't know. I don't want it
to be my segment. You're the Yeah, I don't want
so that just happened? And did you go there should
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be something like wearing up, wear up and seven auditioning
for the job. Yeah, I mean, all right, square up?
Is my say? Tell us what happened with the Bears?
I heard there was infidelity in the bear organization. Well,
Jessibel dot com is saying dot com Jessabelle dot com
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is saying the fat Bear contest might have been written.
So does a bet still stand? Look, I didn't read
the article. I saw the headline. Um, tell that's what
the is. Did you read the article? Did they put
a lot of inflatable vests on the bear? I think?
I think? Yeah? Well, well so the twitter account of
(05:46):
the cut my Nationals Park twitter account announced that Holly
Bear had triumphed over unnamed male bear sent for seven
in a semi final, only to retract or win a
day later. Why because there is a bunch of Holly
was there? Is it like internet things sort of like
how like people came out and they said that Bros.
Was a bad movie and their review bombing was this
(06:08):
like a Holly bombing? Yeah, I guess so she was
review bombed because not that week has the winner seven
four seven. Oh yes, which means that both you get
ten dollars each. That's right. We like that number, seven
four seven very satisfying. I am surprised that's in for
seven one because seven for seven was the lamer bear.
(06:32):
I just voted for him. I just guessed him because
his number was nice, but this number wasn't nice. That
was the bear lamer. You haven't seen these bears in person.
You haven't seen them eat. He was like, he just
looked lame. You know, he don't just look like a
bait head, a beta face, a beta bear. Yes, beta
bear face squirred up. Okay, moving on, I want you
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guys to go see bros together, the three of you
can we can we have a review? Yeah, I just
want to go with he's three or seven? Yeah, yeah,
I feel like is going to have too many. The
camera camera's got good here, and it's like, I'm not
here for the camera, here for Billy. As we see
it with Quirky, as we're walking out, she's like, it
(07:15):
was good, but you know, Vertigo is much better. I
bet she's gonna walk out and go. So that just happened.
That's exactly what I was walked to our car and
say we did a thing. Oh oh ding dong ding dong. Oh,
(07:37):
excuse me, guys for one second. I love your old
timey doorbell. Yeah man uh for adventurers, Yeah, I didn't
have to sign anything last time. Guys. It's the mess
of whoa. I don't think it is. It's probably something
else that's not You got the wrong apartment. Oh my god,
(08:00):
he's downstairs. Maybe it's not the met Maybe it's a
bag of rice. Hey, the missives here do that, and
the rest existence continues to be a gamble here. Today's
topics Fish Center, Ohio fishermen Scales of justice come down
(08:21):
on alleged crooked anglers indicted on multiple felonies. TMZ reporting
two men who seemingly want a fishing contest by stuffing
their catch with weights encased in fish plays have been
hooked by a grand jury that nailed them with multiple felonies.
So there's a lot of cheating going on around the
(08:45):
weight of animals. Why why were they doing this? Because
they were going to win a fishing contest the same thing, same,
almost the same thing. Is there money involved? You guys
have been under suspicion for cheating in other tournaments. Had
they been declared the winners, they would have pocketed twenty
eight thousand dollars easily. You go in maime of fish's
(09:06):
mouth and they give you money if you did it
the best, if it's a big one, big enough fish,
and so all the and you can see there's a
video of this online which people have seen, the putting
the weights in the mouths. The fisherman busts the other
fisherman for putting weights inside his fish, and they grabbed
the fish and they cut them open and they pull
these weights out of them, these lead weights. And the
(09:27):
fishermen are wall wearing their shades and they're fishing cool
fishing shirts and screaming at each other. That's very dramatic.
It's very dramatic, and it feels like a movie is
going to come out of it. And I'm gonna bet
that they're going to turn it into No, I'm betting
against it. Why because um fishing is all about Middle America,
(09:50):
and I don't think stories on Middle America are that
popular right now. What about the legend of Bag of Veins?
How about Talladega Nights, Manchester by the Sea, that's the
new Hampshire though, isn't that we're Boston. Isn't that a
Northeastern in the middle of how about Chicago? Before Thanksgiving?
We will learn that this is being turned into him.
(10:11):
I doubt it too. I I agree with n this
Nigam movie. There's been a real uh diarth. What's the
word darth dearth? It's darth vader. It's a real dearth dark.
What's the word you had? A d earth? Darth? Let
me see looking at up a scarcity here? Why don't
(10:33):
you use a different word if you have to look
it up? I just confirming it didn't sound right coming
out of my mouth. There's been a there's been a
real dearth of great films coming out lately. Hollywood has
how there's like not a lot of darth uh So,
(10:53):
this dearth is leading to new stories. And I've personally
never seen a movie about dishruman eating so I think
you know and too, it doesn't need to be true
to the story. They could also spice things up. Maybe
want some of the fish, say you know you want
to win me? Oh, you want to win? And there's
like the one guy's obsessed with catching a big fish,
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and maybe the other guy is like he just has
a new girlfriend. It's also romantic, and maybe the other
guy this through. The other guy falls off the boat,
and it's very funny to see a guy fall into
water from a boat. So there's a lot you could
actually do with here. It's not just Middle America. It's
catering all sorts of audiences. Rally Will Ferrell fargoll, No,
(11:34):
I think it's more. Um, I think it's worth I
think one of the people, one of the characters has
to be really dumb. Tilda Swinton's probably in it. It
looks like we're divided on this topic. I'm saying yes,
I'm saying I'm saying no. I'm also saying the movie
Big Fish, I think takes place in like New Orleans,
(11:54):
right by Thanksgiving. Write it down, lock it in movie magic.
This is a bed follow up, but it's a conversation
that you brought up last week Quirkies three or seven.
It's very interesting. Are we talked about keys and beans? No,
(12:18):
it wasn't about putting green beans in your It was
what makes a movie successful, talking about gros and Martin
Scorsese is weighed in on really Martin wow wow. He
waited on the Bros. Controversy. Oh my god, just to
follow up no bed here, okkay, Yeah, I respect Scorsese.
(12:40):
I would love to hear his opinion. Yeah, he's got
big eyebrows. Martin scorsese obsession over box office is repulsive
and insulting. So what that tells me is that there's
going to be a Bros Too Who directed by Grosskazy.
I haven't seen the movie it. I can see Billy
(13:01):
a nurse persona not really translating to the Dicks screening. Well,
if he's not running around and screaming at people, what
does he have. I've always said the most important thing
for an actor in a movie, it's not really an
acting ability, but it's screen presence, and it's it's a
very delicate thing because he can overdo it or underdo it.
And I can see billyer just overdoing it on camera.
(13:25):
I'm dying to see it now. I'm gonna watch it
when it comes on exactly no one wants to watch
it in the movie theater. Velma Did Velma come out?
I hope not. I think that was made had made
for TV atrociously trying to be self aware. Trailer about
like everyone's gonna hate it. You have a strong opinion
(13:47):
about this show, tell us about First of all, for
some reason, in the promo images, most of the characters
look one style, and then suddenly Freddie has like glossy
eyes completely looks completely different. It's so weird. You're criticizing
Mario's I last week. Yeah you cartoon eyes. Hey, maybe
eyes are windows to the soul. And you, guys, if
you weren't just digital bits of bitching all the time,
(14:08):
you'd realize that there's more to life. No Velma's last
name Louise. I saw on Twitter today that Cookie Monster
said that his real name is Sid. Really said, my
name is Sid, But why still call me Cookie Monster?
Are you serious? Like, look on Cookie Monsters. With all
the competition from Cocoa Melon and Booby Sesame Street is
(14:31):
going low and just making names for its characters on
social media. Sid is a euphemism for acid. Oh I know,
her last last name runs with jinkies, doesn't it. What
are we guessing now? Velma's last name yeah, crazy condition time,
(14:52):
Elma Green, Velma spanks. I don't know Dinkley how s motto?
Oh wow, she's Japanese. No, it's Dinkley. Yes, shot in
the dark. I get it. Wow, Balls, you want what's
of money? Good for you? It is you Google dude.
(15:13):
You can't be googogleed these things. I already told you.
I guess the name was Dinky, like give for gift? Balls?
He needs money too, I said, spanks. Thanks, was not
nit close. That's a product. It's a product, not a name.
I love shapewear, corny jokes, jokes, beareth me once. I
(15:37):
gotta go reload my drink of a fall? Have you
thought any more about it? Not? Really? I haven't heard
it really? Yeah, you want to hear it? Yeah, let's
hear it all right. I think it's sounded like it
was coming out of an aluminum can. It's it's it's
(15:57):
a simply company. Can simply lanimatee lemonade Seltzer. I think
it might be like V eight out of a camp.
V eight is the most repulsive. That's that's right right
just in front of clomatum. So do you never not
drink bloody marry flute? I? If I have to, I will.
Are there any alcoholic drinks that you put a corn
(16:18):
cob in? I think Korea might have it because they
love anything. You know that in Nebraska when they didn't
have toilet paper, they use corn cops to what their butts.
That sounds like an urban legend. I swear it's drundery
girls make uneaten corn cubs are like already chewed ones.
It seems like a already chewed one would be easier.
(16:39):
You finished eating the cob while pooping, and I mean
number one, I don't believe it because number one, if
you already used corn to wipe your ass, condition, is
this true? No, it's false, because explain yourself, because it
would be so much easier to wipe it with like
those grain leaves on like outside the corn. They don't
have little tiny shovels that that a cob has. They're
(17:04):
smooth and they don't have the traction that a cob has.
A cobb does toilet paper have like those little like
you know, things to like scrape your ass. No elments
micro micro filaments, they are not those hairs that are
on the corner micro filaments died a larger scale surgery
factory production manages to make smaller micro filaments. But with corn,
(17:27):
it's just it's just corn filaments. The presisting condition is
wiping your butt with a corn cob reel. Is it real? Yes, No,
it's an urban legend. No, I'm saying it's I'm saying yeah, true,
(17:48):
I'm googling wipe your ass with corn? Do people wipe
with corn cobs? Early North American settlers used corn cobs? No,
wonder the Japanese needs to like modernized bid day. This
is so so the Japanese did this too. No, they
did not. I'm reading here that you're not gonna believe this.
(18:11):
Ancient Asian cultures were known to use small sticks and
rods to wipe away their excrement, although we hesitate to
call it wiping, as you can imagine, it was probably
more akin to smearing, picking, or scraping. This is coming
from Dude Products dot com. Yeah, exactly, it's all the
article written by L. Deterino. Yeah, it's probably a joke. Yeah,
(18:34):
I guess so. Digital World, World, World, Welcome to the
Digital World segment. Big. The every Digital World segment has
what I like to call a gaslight question. Is this
your segment? Yeah, it's my segment called Digital World, and
we have a gaslight question where we turn on a
(18:55):
light that's lit with like a whale oil or gas
and and it's like, let's talk around the light. Um,
do you guys think digitally AI generated images count as art? Yeah? Sure, yeah,
it's art. I mean, whether it's made by a sentient
being or not, it is art. It's art. It's like
(19:16):
if I if I write, I say, I spent two
hours fine tuning these prompts to make something that looks
like a Renoir painting of a of a beach bladed seal.
But people are like, aren't you just ripping off Renoir
and a computers just running algorithms, Like where is the
artistry in that? Is that not just using tools rather
(19:37):
than making No, it's not art because it's it is
art that it doesn't need to be. It's not necessarily
good art. But I mean, and you know, I don't know,
I don't. I don't a lot of big titties in
AI art. Yeah, a lot of big titties. Um. Also, well,
then this leads to a real pop culture question. Do
(19:58):
you think there's going to be any copyright restrictions? Are
AI generated art? People are gonna have to start like
either shutting down or managed to convey that this art
is based off ingesting other people's work. Yeah, because to
license disputes with that. Yes, yes, there is because in
the end, everything is done to make money, and they'll
(20:22):
either have to make money by gathering data of the
people who are using the AI art or they'll have
to make money off a art themselves. So I mean
it's all the money. You think we'll see some action
on that action actionable? I think I would say take
(20:43):
a year or by jun I like I think by
months JUNI it's yeah, waiting, We're bringing it down to
eleven and then I think I'll be by next July
when either Netflix or one of the big streaming companies
makes a show based of a I R and whoever
(21:04):
is in charge of programs will be piste off if
they didn't get any proceeds from that, and then there
will be a copyright dispute. I see what you're saying. Now,
You're saying some artists will opt out of being included
in the database. Can can? Will that happen sooner rather
than later? But could they ever get like an artist
styled down exactly? I think so, I don't know. I
(21:25):
think it will only get better. Tell right now is
the hands So all you have to do to be
a visual artist is if you can draw hands. The
rest of the image is good. Hits as big as
you want, bigger, twice as big as the head. Every
time I put big tits, it says it won't allow
me to Well, you have to do if you write
hammona hamana gazunga's okay, Okay, I'm gonna. I'm gonna does
a tag that? Okay? Okay? World records have a catch? No, no,
(21:56):
you have to think about it. I think Luke Balls does,
though of Balls has lots of cats. How tall is
your cat? Which direction? It's a good question. They have
the Guinness World. Guinness World Records are boring. I think
it is so boring. I mean, I'm boring waring. It
might be fun when if you've had a few beers. Yes,
(22:16):
it's a beer. Oh yeah, Guinness a beers. Oh do
you know Prince Charles once um dated the iris of
the Guinness Fortune. Uh Fenn rear the world's tallest living cat,
I mean rear. Yeah. Yeah, so it's from the shoulder
blades when it's standing up on all fours. Okay, that's
(22:37):
how they measure the hike. This cat looks like a leopard. Yeah, yeah,
it's I don't know if it's like a real cat. Listen,
I'm just reading it. Oh I didn't write it. Give
me a break. Why are you telling us this is
a cat? It's a cat and it's very tall. Well,
it's it's a savannah cat. Results for a cross between
(22:58):
domestic cat and a serve comedians wild African cat. That's
like a boutique cat. Thing to do is breed with wildcats.
Is that ethically correct? I don't know. Is it? It's
like breeding between guerrillas and humans. I think? How much
does it cost to get the Guinness people to measure
your record? Because it's bullshit? Yeah, it's like marketing bullshit.
(23:28):
Could you come and review my restaurant? Yes? Did you
have to pay the newspaper to Don't you have to
pay the newspaper to come review your restaurants? Yeah, that's
potential good marketing. Yeah, it's sort of like how pop
culture items like TV shows and music they have to pay,
like the critics to review them. How much do you
Guinness World Record holders get paid? They get paid by
(23:49):
the Guinness World Record when they win. They don't they
don't think they do, but they get a notoriety, do
they that's all some people want. Yeah, I mean and
to if you're a normy, like how cool it would
it be to go to your to introduce yourself at
a new company we work for, and people like tell
me something special about yourself and like, yeah, I actually
(24:12):
hold a Guinness World Record of like really and you know,
maybe records as a racket. Yeah, if you're a single person,
you know, maybe it's like it's a good way to
pick up people. On stating activity speaks. The Guinness World
Record har holders have twice go banking rates dot Com
(24:36):
says applications take twelve ways to process with a five
dollar application fee for a new record. That's not bad.
You want to try and break an existing record, it's free.
Oh oh okay, never mind's not scam. Priority applications expect
expedite the process to five working days for people trying
to break existing records and a thousand for those who
(24:59):
want to set new record. So if you're you're in
a priority, you've got to spend the money. I apologize.
I was wrong about Guinness. I thought you had to pay.
I thought for sure it was a racket. Realistate News
do you have a name for your real estate segment. Yes,
(25:20):
it's Lando, Lando, and it's called Lando Lando, Lando, Lando's
Lando Lakes, Orlando Calrissia. Yeah, no, I'm talking about Land,
but pronounced it with a dough. Lando Lando pronounced it
with a dough. Let's see Lando Land. I'm practicing it.
I like it. That's a great. Okay, So this is
(25:42):
a pre existing condition. Thomas Middle dis house finally sold.
No way. Yeah, and guess what a podcaster bought it? Yeah,
for four point six million dollars. It's a male podcast.
Tell me I admitted I did Huh, I didt it? Okay?
(26:06):
Who is this male podcaster just bought Thomas Middle dishes
Hollywood Hills home. Conan O'Brien O'Brien nine eight seven six
one from the guy Holmes. Oh we did get a
(26:27):
new house, didn't he? Well, it's the buyers. Tim Dillon, Tim, Yeah,
Tim Dylan a podcaster, he's a comedian. Professional success came
relatively recent for Dylan, who's often rand filled. Tim Dylan
is going to help podcast debut at Circuit. The popular
program is now known as The Tim Dillon Show and
(26:47):
reportedly helped it's thirty seven year old host and his
former right hand man producer Ben Avery regularly rake in
more than two dollars and monthly Patreon income. Wow Dylan. Yeah,
Dylan's fame skyrocketed during the COVID nineteen pandemic. Particularly thinks
to as many appearances on The Joe Rogan Show for
(27:11):
dark political humor. We have dark political humor. Wherever I said, oh,
that's just reaganomics, baby about all the children who were
born without souls, remics baby old when it's so obvious
they're not manifesting. Good for Tim Dylon, that means that
we all lost. Yes, and I won, and I gave
(27:32):
you guys lots of hints. It's a podcast mail, I
will say. The sad thing here is that balls like
Jagger is down to oh man, you suck at this, dude. Well,
I'm here to have fun. I was given how Yeah,
you're like the Ruben the casino who comes in with
a hundred dollars for like twenty minutes anything. I'm more
(27:53):
like rue Pole, where I know drag race like isn't
for money, it's why don't you just win a bed dip? Shit? Yeah,
you're man, come up with a presisting condition. You'll be back, okay. Um,
how many pre existing condition? How many teeth? Just real quick,
before you start, remember how you've gotten yourself in a
(28:13):
pickle before doing these, not thought through presisting conditions. Okay,
this could end you here if you're not careful. We're
giving you a break here. Think about it. Take a breath.
Take a breath. You were just about to run into
a wall. You were just about to step on a rake. Okay,
you got all excited. Oh yeah, pre existing condition? Okay,
(28:38):
pre existing condition. Creator of Yugo, Kazuki Takahashi died recently
while trying to save people. What day did he die?
Name of the week, day or the no, I'm gonna
say it was Tuesday and nine eight seven, six first
(29:03):
or eleven or twelve to now it was July four? Good,
say yere back? So yeah, he was trying to save
a U. S. Soldier and a girl from a riptide
at a beach. He tried to save a U. S.
Soldier and then died. He was like scrambling in the
(29:23):
water and said, I guess the hour of the cards
in Okinawa. Probably because it's talks of riptides, you kind
of capitalized on his death. Kind of weird, Holy sh it, man,
what have you guys been hermaids Grotto? You know That's
why I thought it makes sense. You know at mermaids
Grotto we were there. Well, let me just say mermaids
(29:45):
Grotto was a beautiful place. R I P never going
there after that? Can you guys name one Yukio character
I don't really know Ugo and to like, oh you
didn't say pre existing boyd appreciating condition. We can name
five names that we've said so far today, Hashimoto which
(30:11):
is also deceased, con Ugo or um gen Z, Troy Aikman.
Uh yeah, effort, I'll give that, Billy Eichner, Clay Aiken.
You guys want to know what the drink was? Oh yeah,
I think it seems like it wasn't. V eight. V
(30:33):
eight was my guests, and I think it would be
a little too convenient if it was actually Guinness. I'm
going to say chilada. I'll say an apple spice, Hotti totty,
I'll say canned or chatta. The drink of the fall
is a negronis God damn it. That should just got
(30:54):
my first like our first guest changed it changed it,
not any I thought we had. I thought we were
asking it to get better doing God, damn, I should
just gone with a grony what you didn't say. In
the grown traditional negroni is campari sweet for mouth and gin.
The broken negroni or negroni spalato sweet for amuth in
(31:18):
place of gin, sparkling wine, prosecco. You know telling you
look it up. Look it up on your computers. Go on,
I know you haven't open look up the drink of
the fall. I heard prop culture. I love prop Culture
gmail dot com. Prop Culture is a production of School
of Humans and I heart podcasts. Everything we say and
do on this podcast is unreliable. Each on me ten
(31:41):
bucks for that. Closing up the missive prop culture
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An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays but lately a lot of other times too. I am a gecko.