September 7, 2022 • 30 mins
Our wily group of digital manifestations talk about leaky rockets, wizards and trolls, celebrity spats and how to plus up your disco balls. This week's Pre-existing Conditions get a little heated driving Quirkies #307 to review the ledger and Quirkies #1988 to get some air.
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Speaker 1 (00:06):
You're listening to prop culture. Hello, this is loot Bag
from Lute for Adventurers. I'm an n f T, right,
aren't I am? I welcome quirkies three oh seven. Yeah,
welcome quirkies. Yeah, welcome Balls like Jagger double zero one
(00:31):
our special guest today, Balls like Jagger. Hello, which bag
are you? Again? Loot Bag? But which number? You've got
a holy chest plate of the Fox? Yeah, only point
o nine people have that treasure. I'm one of them.
I'm a bag. I'm an n f T, but I'm
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also bag. So you kind of look like an adult
swim bump. Actually, you know, maybe maybe one day we
could merge loop Bag and Balls like Jagger and make
a loop sack sack. Wow. Wow, I don't know what
to think about that merging with balls like Jagger. Yeah,
(01:13):
it's basically imagine if very big, very big picture, and
if people zoom in, the loop bag is in the
balls of Jagger because the bag is the sack or
the stones. You know, he's got a bag of stones
right there. That's kind of a medieval thing. Well, one
of the things I kind of have a cosmic connection spirit.
Speaking of spiritual widgets, I have kind of a brain
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wave with Mick Jagger as being a photo of him,
because the Aboriginals were right. Every time you take a photo,
you remove someone's soul, and so part of me is
in that as this NF really saw those people taking
selfies have no soul at all. Yeah, they're giving it
to their phones. Very good commentary on social media. Regardless,
I do I feel Mick Jagger in my head, going
(01:56):
you want to feel my stones byby he says stuff
like that, and he's like showing his big balls, you know,
his big balls. He's like my rocks here, you want
to play with my roques? Yeah, rocks off great Stone song.
The last transaction was pco O five leaving me with
(02:16):
sixty eight dollars loot bag a hundred and seventy dollars
and balls like Jagger one with ninety dollars kicking your asses. Well,
it's through to two. To all of your pre existing conditions, yea.
You know they learned from this. If we took away
your computer, I bet you wouldn't be so good with
(02:38):
your little pre existing conditions and use it as a
crutch for all of your information. I use everything I
used my phone for. I don't even think anymore. If
I have a I don't even have an opinion about things.
If I want to know what I should feel about something,
I looked to my phone and asked my brain, my
little handheld rectangle brand that I carry around all the time,
how do I feel? Am I hungry? Am I emotional?
(03:02):
Do I feel religious? See? You have a widget that
tells you if you're spiritual. It's an app. The missing
US here dearly back and the rest existence continues to
be a gamble here. Today's topics rocket chips, ships, chips, chips.
(03:22):
I thought it might be fun to do a non
location episode of this prop culture and we could go
to the space coast and watch a rocket launch. Yeah,
they have multiple rocket launches every month. Oh, I talked
about Florida animals. You know, but what how does it
link to us as m a teeth like, because we're
going on location reporting, going to the moon. As in
(03:45):
terms of value, you know, science is in this age
really pop, So it is definitely that's a very astute observation,
um working through thank you. Yeah, because we'll remember when
those images from that telescope came up the webber telescope
or whatever and everybody's like, I love says I love
sawyers looking at my banner on Honestly, I want to
(04:07):
become a Luddite because I think science is like too
cool these days. Yeah, like too much. Multiverses feel like
even the word leadite is a little like pseudo intellectual.
We should say, just like something dumbass. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
You know, I don't love science, you know what. I
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love digging with a stick like nice, finding finding ants
and oblogue and eating them. The space coast is humming
with jobs and space launches. NASA's first launch of its
new Moon rocket, set for Saturday, was expecting to attract
hundreds of thousands of viewers, but they had a leak again, Sarah.
(04:49):
On Saturday morning, everybody drove out to the coast, gathered
all their towels and bullshit, and got ready to watch
the rocket launch. And then at the last second, sorry,
so loot when you said hundreds and thousands were ready
to watch, yeah that was in person. Yeah, so it's
a total entertainment. People are like, yo, we're going to
go to space. Yeah they have They take on weird
(05:11):
accents and then they start saying that they want to
go to space. I'm going to go to spose. What
is that? Is that the Florida accent? It's just a
general human mind face. The next front tier general human
mind is Swedish. Yes, that's how people usually think. You
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know this this it was a mild pause. But there's
a great great Saturday Night Live cold open from where
it's uh the Democratic presidential candidates at a Star Trek convention.
Al Franken's doing Paul songs and he's like, you know,
and we're here and there's the next generation and uh,
(05:57):
Captain Cook, you know. And then Mike Meyers stands up
in past armus You're the only presidential candidate, Like I understand.
It's like everybody else wants to be Santa Clause. And
then Paul Song says, I don't want to be Santa Clause.
Bill Clinton wants to be Santa Clause. It's so funny.
Oh maybe sold Yeah, thanks for explaining it. Uh. The
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Artemist Project named after Artemis Pyle, former drummer for Leonard Skinner.
They're trying to get to Mars, but first they have
to colonize the moon. But first they have to make
a rocket that won't leak. What is it leaking hydrogen fuel? Important, dude,
(06:43):
that's like the cringest fuel. I will bet that this
will be delayed at least ten days because remember I
talked about the Weber Time telescope. Yes, I remember, Yeah,
that was supposed to launch a two thousand two or
two thousand three and ended up launching like you know
this year. Okay, so it was like the twenty year delay.
You're betting no launches before September four, No launches before
(07:05):
September four? Can I ask, do we have this information?
When was the last launch? How often are these launches
happening several times a month? Oh? I agree with you.
They're not going to have a launch before September fourteen. Probably.
Do you think maybe there was a way to fix
the leak in some of those top secret documents that
Trump stool that might be it balls three or seven.
(07:26):
What's your bet? I'm saying, I just want to be optimistic.
I love space. I love the effects of zero gravity
on the body. So I'm saying the launch, we're gonna
get it before the fourth team there, They're gonna patch
that leake. Hey, hello, have you heard a duct tape? Yeah?
And I think if they're doing multiple a month. Then, yes,
this launch is going to happen, right, the launch is
(07:49):
gonna happen. Wizards intervals. Hollywood reporter says, is the Rings
of Power getting review bomb to Amazon suspends ratings. What's
the Rings of Power? The new Lord of the Rings
TV series has only a thirty seven percent audience rating
on Rotten Tomatoes, with some complaining about the show's diversity.
(08:12):
Amazon halts reviews to prevent trolling. I don't understand that stuff.
It has a great lead on this article, where's a
wizard to fight trolls when you need one? That's funny,
you know, because you know how Bilbo tricked all those trolls.
Whoever wrote that headline should get a job on Lord
of the Rings the TV show. Ye James Hibbert was like,
(08:34):
maybe it's not a great place to work. The mega
budget fantasy series is under fire from some viewers. The
show's average audience score is a rotten that's is that
a bugger? Yeah, that's a bugger. The score TV critics
giving the show a very fresh eighty three. First of all,
is a middling fresh. It's not it's like a maybe
(08:55):
I'll watch this. Also, I mean critics, they get kicked backs,
they get like gift baskets and stuff from m yeah,
and to like you know, pr agents take them off
for dinner and buy them drinks. They have motivations that
that wants to give them give shows a good rating.
People are gaming the system in both ways. It sounds
I don't know. I I'm kind of the opposite of you, guys.
(09:17):
I almost will never look at the audience review on
Rotten Tomatoes. I mean, you don't want some butthole trend.
I mean you loved Last of Us two, right, And
if you're looking at audience scores instead of critic scores,
you would have never played it. And I have also,
I have looked into but hoole trends and that some
people bleach, some people shave. Personally, I don't, I just
(09:38):
leave the hole natural. Do you test tassel I haven't yet,
but tell me more and I might. Well, it's applying
little um, a little sparkle sparkle things to testicles, little
gems and stuff. Yeah, gems. If you apply gems to
your test us, it's test tasseling. It sounds very Lord
(09:58):
of the Rings, you know, It seems like it would
itch after, like you go out to dinner and then
maybe you go dancing. I mean, it seems like it's
like dangerous for like p hole. Yeah, if you get
a gem inside the p hole, that's how you go
down to the test Yeah, that's not it's not a
but if you sit yeah, I mean I understand that
it's only on the testies, but come on, people sit down,
(10:20):
they stand up if you ever like, yeah, if you move,
you know that you really break down human behavior. Yeah, yeah,
you know that these gems just fall off to your
boxers or panties and then you sit down again. I'm
not saying that, oh, they're going to put it on
the py hole. You're saying test as we panties, or
at least they were pants. They're not going to go
(10:41):
out like just showing it off to the penis, you know,
and the balls just everywhere. They're not going to go
like half nude everywhere. I think if you're showing off
your disco balls, then you're fully nude. Oh so people
aren't putting on clothes after they do this. So there's
a sex thing. It's a sex prep thing. I don't know.
(11:03):
I feel like I just made it up. That you're
not reading an article you just know out of listen,
not just a thought of it. Here's the thing. If
we could find a financi are into your test dazzling,
this could be a thing. Who do you think has
a more beautifully bedazzled bussy? Lego Loss or Gandel? I
don't know who Lego log is because he has more hair?
(11:26):
Which one's Lego Loss? The good looking ones that Orlando Bloom? Yeah,
whatever happened to him? Oh he's married to Katy Perry.
Shee Hulk has taken a little bit of heat also
in this arena by trolls. Yeah, I saw someone who
made a very earnest post about she Hulk and I
couldn't Yeah, it was me. It was me, And I
(11:49):
was earnest times looking for a joke and I couldn't find.
I really thought it was fun. She Hulk was declared
review bombed on the site, with critics score and an
initial thirty percent audience score that eventually climbed. So maybe
when they weeded out some trolls, it's it climbed and
maybe that's a real thing. Isn't fair? I don't know,
(12:09):
I mean, although I do think that I mean if
you get rid of the trolls and might go up,
Like I don't think getting real trolls will make a
show go from Yeah, I think well, And I think
also it is a pretty okay show with some fun parts,
with some outliers that are very easy to clip and
(12:30):
make it look terrible. So I don't think it's just trolls.
I mean, that's stupid post credit scene that was going
all around yesterday of Megan the Stallion and her twerking
was so stupid. But well, I'll say this is what
I'm gonna say. I think the show is made by
a very millennial woman, and I think she's having some
(12:51):
fund I just think it's her sensibility, maybe the most
famous Rick and Morty. Yeah, I think, And I think
she's us is. People are like pointing out, oh, she's
got like a she helps got rb J in the
background of her office, like a book about her, Like
she's just the most hillary millennial woman's there is. But
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at the same time, she's also making the show she likes,
so it bleeds out, But I like it. The Lord
of the Rings TV series has only a thirty seven
percent audience rating on Rotten Tomatoes by the time our
next show comes up, that seventy two window will have passed,
the trolls will conceivably have been weeded out. What will
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the audience rating be the next time we check in
on the Rings of Power. I think it's gonna go
up five points and that's it. I truly probably think
people don't care about this Lord of the Rings ship anymore.
I think it's pass a well. I think that people
who do care about it are like, no one asked
for this. How did the New Game of Thrones dude
(13:58):
to people like that? I think people got a little better,
But why because it has no political bent? No? And
I also think it's because, like the original, like show
runners are pretty much making this where as Peter, I
mean everybody thinks that Peter Jackson Lord of the Rings,
you know, and then Peter. I don't think Peter Jackson
is part of this. So I think the people making
it are different for this. So these fans are more
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Peter Jackson fans than Lord of the Rings fans. I think.
So these fans, do you think they are never read
the book? They just really enjoyed the movies and they
really live their big huge liv Tyler fans, and they're like,
where's live Tyler, Where's live? Where's live? Where's that? Yeah,
because those those books, I've read all of them. They're long.
Do you think those trolls go on Live Tyler's Architectural
Digest home tour and down voted because they don't like
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that she doesn't have enough Lord of the ringship scattered
throughout her house. Vote it because she does talk of
the Lord of the Ring. Does talk about Lord of
the Rings at the end. Here's the thing, guys, and
I think you're missing is actually because of Stephen Colbert
in two thousand nine, all these Lord of the Rings
heads actually love Lord of the Rings. They love the
similar similar really in and they love all the history
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of Lord of the Rings. I actually think they do
care about Lorder Rings. I don't think they just like
the movies. And I think they find uh the show unnecessary.
Audience rating next time, I'm going to say it's going
to be out or above. I would say fifty two.
That's that's the limit I'll stay. I'll go at or below.
(15:27):
I'm just saying it's going up by five points. Yeah.
I'm not going to do the math for you, but
I'll say it going. I did. The math is pretty easy.
Thirty seven plus five. Let's listen, we're not all brainiacs,
like you know, you're not cars of the world, world, world, world,
(15:49):
pre existing condition? Can you name the top three three's?
Come on? Like, come on, Luke, Like try what if
we came in with the pre existing condition? What is
the what is the quadratic equation? Like? Only that's valid?
That's fine. If if you could buy a car from
(16:10):
any company, can you name the top three companies that
you'd want to buy a car from? What is this opinion?
Car brand? Or is it like, is a car brand
or is it like you know car Max or you
know Carbona, Like what are you talking about? Brand? A brand?
A brand of a car if you could pick any
car brand? Okay, the top three? Hujo? I mean? And
(16:35):
are we talking about sales volume or all? You're talking about? Love?
Just love, okay, love, I'll go what do you want? Counting?
If you would consider buying a car from three places,
what would they be? Ten Um and super Toyota or
(16:57):
Honda three uh Citro and Renault Pugio. Wow, well you
all three of you lost each only ten dollars? Those
are my opinions. That's right, and they were wrong. Three Like,
tell you what, definitely they are ready, it's Toyota number one,
Honda number two, number three, double or nothing pre existing condition.
(17:23):
Knowing that none of the above was the answer. What
is an unprecedented pre existing condition? Double down? Oh no, no,
come on, come on, it's none of those ten nine, seven, five,
(17:47):
twelve NIS doesn't nine, then it's a Suzuki seventh NI
because the other two are Japanese pemakers. To one Nissan Apple,
show me thirty more dollars. No they no, no, no,
(18:09):
they that do not no, no, no, no, that does
not count. They're not even their cars aren't even out
in the market yet. That is that does not count.
That does not count. That does That is ridiculous Bloomberg.
No no, I say no, like if two or more
(18:31):
members say you can't make new laws, you can't just
do companies that I don't even make them cars yet,
we can't know that power? No, and is it out
on the market? And no, it's listen you hear the
way her voice is getting crunchy right now. That means
she's genuinely, genuinely upset, and she gets that crunchy voice.
That's what I noticed. We never had a double dance,
(18:54):
never existing condition. What are the ten ingredients that flavor
bumby bes sapphire ten nine eight seven, cinnamon, cardamon four sugar,
sugar and let me peel liquid shooter for berries or
(19:16):
its root, angelica, coriander, cassia, cuba and grains of paradise. Boom.
You only thirty bucks? I owe you thirty bucks. You're right, Yes, Okay,
that's funny that you guys said cinnamon and sugar. I
just said what she said. Now you read it from
the internet. I didn't know. We didn't. I think you
knew that. I love uh the gronies. So we each
(19:37):
looks up to two hundred then balls at eight and fifty.
I'm a bigger man, you know, I'll admit when I'm
zong z Yeah. But like that apple, like you can't
like you know, say, like you know cars that have
been sold yet you know, like it should be based
on revenue. No, no, no, no. The Ledger shows that
pc O O six was canceled. You do an overturning, yeah,
(19:59):
piece oh seven, which seems like a little bit of
a bit for the show where Luke managed to get
all the answers right for a ten part question. I'll
uphold that if everybody wants to hold that. First of all,
it wasn't a bit. It was clearly he's got a
memorizational knowledge of the No, he just read it from
the ingredients. Listen, and if we all want to entertain
that's true. But I remembered it. I read it a
(20:20):
long time ago. I remember. Look, I could be wrong,
and that could be the true reality of what happened. Uh,
the fact of the matter is pc O O seven
stands pc O eight. We're gonna have to take more
seriously because who know who's the committee on six? Who
decides we are? We are as a majority? No, it's not.
(20:42):
This is a democratic lead. I'm taking the lad can
you can make Okay, that's the thing. You don't need
the leader decides whether or not I can make. No, No,
the deal. The dealer does not make the worlds Okay, yeah, actually,
Santa clause Santa clause, the dealer does not, like you know,
make that. Well, steer does not make the rules. And
(21:04):
like you know, here's the thing, Okay, how I'm the house. Yeah,
the house always wins. Well, then, like Why then, why
are we doing this show? It's like ridiculous. You know
there's right no, no, no, no, no no, not the
biggest way to because yeah, no, it means your loser.
If you quit, then we split up your money. Well
I'll just leave early. Do you have to leave? Yeah?
(21:26):
Because you know I have a hair appoint a twelve
You know what are they just just banks? No, just
that trim because my hair grows very fast. Married cobbles
Howard Stern. Oh, Sarah Michelle gellar a million dollars? Wow,
(21:46):
from pre existing conditions. Yes, they made a bet on
their show because, like Howard Stearns said, Freddie Prince Jr.
That his marriage with Geller would not last ten years.
Sara Michelle Geller is celebrating twenty years of marriage to
her husband, Freddie Prince Jr. Uh. The Scooby Doo actor
(22:07):
cheekily reminded her Instagram followers of that interview at Sterring
conducted with him around two decades ago. So you will
marry Sarah Michelle Gallery even though you know that it
won't last. Oh, absolutely it will. Howard said it's not
gonna work for you, and he made the bet. Wow,
it's probably what kept them together. Yeah, I mean probably
(22:27):
would have left if it weren't for like now we
got fucking show that fuck is Freddie Prince Jr. In
in TV and movies these days? No? Why do you
think he doesn't love? But he's not passionate about it anymore.
He doesn't need it. He's got a million bucks coming
to him. It does seem to me that everybody around
here they has a spiritual connection to pop culture. But
maybe Freddie Prince Jr. Does not have a spiritual connection
(22:50):
to pop in showbiz. He grew up in showbiz royal.
They have a very nice, very happy marriage. Not not
unlike our friends Tom and Giselle. Oh Tom Brady and
Giselle Hudson. Yeah, Giselle isn't right now, big trouble, trouble
(23:11):
in paradise. So I know what. So what happened? Tom
Brady went away for ten days? People were saying, Oh,
it's because he's joining the mass singer was that? Well?
Now people are saying series of heated arguments over Brady's
shocked decision to un retire from the NFL. Walls like Jagger,
that's the National Football League? Whoa was so? And you
(23:32):
can un retire if they make you. Giselle is mad
at him for not retiring. Yeah, because she feels that
she's just taking care of babies all the time or not.
They're about babies anywhere, their children, but teenage. Just about
his disappearance, the sports star said, it's all personal. Everyone's
got different situations they're dealing with. We all have really
unique challenges to our life. I'm forty five years old. Man.
(23:52):
There's a lot of ship going on. Wow, he cursed. Yes,
it's under a lot of stress. Well, my that for
this thing is that they'll be get back together soon.
I think their marriage will last another few years. But
you know, I think after Brady retires, I think that's
where the real problem is going to come. I'm gonna say, uh, Tom,
(24:13):
don't let your ego get wrapped up in this man.
You got you gotta live your life for your family.
Inflate your ego instead of deflating the gates. Oh did
he deflate balls like Jagger? Yes? Oh, you flated balls.
Giselle for uh. Giselle for her part, it is currently
(24:34):
starting in a new Berbery campaign. That's a new kind
of cereal. I think, like I need to leave you
by the way you're leaving, Thank you for joining us.
Quirkies is a premature excavation. Yeah, excavation or exploration? Are
you guys kissing? Is that why I couldn't finish the story?
So um balls like be quiet? So bye bye, guys,
(24:55):
you're just banks? Yes, all right, well thanks, sorry about
everything that happened on the show. Sorry about that problem,
all right? I mean a lot of money, that's true.
How are we doing on time there? Uh? I mean
when when do we start? Like ten, ten thirty or so?
I mean we got about an hour. I feel like
a lot of it is just yelling because he was
(25:18):
very upset. He's never seen any of the money though,
So I don't know why literacy advocates a scandal embroiling
(25:39):
a star of stage and screen without quirkies. Here, I'm
more comfortable putting out this pre existing condition. I'll all
comply with this. I mean a lot of rumors floating around.
Why are celebrities always getting into scandals? Why can't they
just live their life with their luxury? Well, I think
most people probably get into scandals, they're just not in
(25:59):
the spot like, oh, that's true. Which celebrity has a
rumor floating around that they can't read. Oh I know
this one. Holy sh it. Yeah, I think I vaguely
know this too. Oh yeah, I think you it's Leah
Michelle ten nine three uh On Philippe, Ryan Philippe, d Michelle,
(26:29):
h if I lost more money, God damn it when
you out Liam Michelle admits that she has only The
New York Times says she's only just learning how to
be publicly vulnerable. She's the star of the new Broadway
show Funny Girl. She's landed her dream role and Funny Girl.
Now she's tasked with rescuing the faltering Broadway show, improving
that she is not the person she once was former
(26:49):
star of Glee Online hatred of her converge on Gleeful,
and she fears that if she responds to criticism or
a bizarre rumor that she is illiterate, it will fuel
the fire. She should put out a TikTok where she
reads John steinbecks grapes of wreath from end Yeah like
them Green egg or she could read mean tweets about
(27:13):
her on Jimmy Kimmel. Could she would be funny if she?
If she went to do celebrities read bean tweets, and
then she pretended that she couldn't read, and it just ended.
Let's call her that's good. I went to Glee every
single day. I knew my lines every single day. She said, well,
when you and then there's a rumor online that I
(27:34):
can't read or write. It's sad, it really is. I
often think if I were a man, a lot of
this wouldn't be the case. Everyone thinks all men can read.
She doesn't deny it, does she That is a mean rumor.
I feel mean even talking about it because she's sad
that it leaked, not sad because it's You might think
(27:56):
that's the biggest piece of bold that I'm going to
say to you all day. But I really don't care,
Michelle said, using the stronger version of the word. But
I really don't care about that at this point. It's
just about being able to play this part. Well, did
she send an email? Because that means she can read.
You can do text to speech with the knife two William,
Michelle come out and prove the people that she can read.
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I think if she indulges the haters, she adds fuel
to the fire. I think, doesn't it immediately take the
take the fuel out of the fire, because, like I said,
with Obama, he was like here, I was born in Hawaii,
and they're like this fat chance peg artifacts in this
birth star Jami Pagan, you know jam Pagan artifact. And
(28:41):
and the more that you deny something and put out proof,
the more people are going to pick that apart. And
like much like the president of Finland or drug test,
it's like final, do a drug test. How high do
you got to be to be a president and agree
to a drug test? Crazy? Yeah, that's the test. She
failed it by accepting it. They're like, oh she Oh, no,
(29:04):
she didn't. She doesn't look like there's any drugs in
her system, but there's lots of tittiest out at her parties.
I am going to say that she's going to I
agree with you, guys, ignore the rs. You got to
ignore the rumors. I think Lea Michelle should lean into it.
(29:26):
Do something funny about it. Jimmy Kimmel, we have already
brainstormed some funny things. Leah Michelle, if you're listening, because
you listen to a lot of podcasts to entertain yourself,
live your life with your money in your little Hollywood Hills, home,
driving your Tesla all around h Westwood Apple Car. It's
(29:51):
time to close the missive. Who wants to do it?
I don't. I don't want to touch that. Balls, I
think to put my keys in the pocket. Email us
(30:12):
your wagers. I heard prop culture or I love prop
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we say here is completely unreliable, So don't be a dope.
Thanks for our special guests, balls like Jagger running us again.
Be special. May you all have perpetual consciousness beyond your death.
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(00:31):
our special guest today, Balls like Jagger. Hello, which bag
are you? Again? Loot Bag? But which number? You've got
a holy chest plate of the Fox? Yeah, only point
o nine people have that treasure. I'm one of them.
I'm a bag. I'm an n f T, but I'm
(00:52):
also bag. So you kind of look like an adult
swim bump. Actually, you know, maybe maybe one day we
could merge loop Bag and Balls like Jagger and make
a loop sack sack. Wow. Wow, I don't know what
to think about that merging with balls like Jagger. Yeah,
(01:13):
it's basically imagine if very big, very big picture, and
if people zoom in, the loop bag is in the
balls of Jagger because the bag is the sack or
the stones. You know, he's got a bag of stones
right there. That's kind of a medieval thing. Well, one
of the things I kind of have a cosmic connection spirit.
Speaking of spiritual widgets, I have kind of a brain
(01:34):
wave with Mick Jagger as being a photo of him,
because the Aboriginals were right. Every time you take a photo,
you remove someone's soul, and so part of me is
in that as this NF really saw those people taking
selfies have no soul at all. Yeah, they're giving it
to their phones. Very good commentary on social media. Regardless,
I do I feel Mick Jagger in my head, going
(01:56):
you want to feel my stones byby he says stuff
like that, and he's like showing his big balls, you know,
his big balls. He's like my rocks here, you want
to play with my roques? Yeah, rocks off great Stone song.
The last transaction was pco O five leaving me with
(02:16):
sixty eight dollars loot bag a hundred and seventy dollars
and balls like Jagger one with ninety dollars kicking your asses. Well,
it's through to two. To all of your pre existing conditions, yea.
You know they learned from this. If we took away
your computer, I bet you wouldn't be so good with
(02:38):
your little pre existing conditions and use it as a
crutch for all of your information. I use everything I
used my phone for. I don't even think anymore. If
I have a I don't even have an opinion about things.
If I want to know what I should feel about something,
I looked to my phone and asked my brain, my
little handheld rectangle brand that I carry around all the time,
how do I feel? Am I hungry? Am I emotional?
(03:02):
Do I feel religious? See? You have a widget that
tells you if you're spiritual. It's an app. The missing
US here dearly back and the rest existence continues to
be a gamble here. Today's topics rocket chips, ships, chips, chips.
(03:22):
I thought it might be fun to do a non
location episode of this prop culture and we could go
to the space coast and watch a rocket launch. Yeah,
they have multiple rocket launches every month. Oh, I talked
about Florida animals. You know, but what how does it
link to us as m a teeth like, because we're
going on location reporting, going to the moon. As in
(03:45):
terms of value, you know, science is in this age
really pop, So it is definitely that's a very astute observation,
um working through thank you. Yeah, because we'll remember when
those images from that telescope came up the webber telescope
or whatever and everybody's like, I love says I love
sawyers looking at my banner on Honestly, I want to
(04:07):
become a Luddite because I think science is like too
cool these days. Yeah, like too much. Multiverses feel like
even the word leadite is a little like pseudo intellectual.
We should say, just like something dumbass. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
You know, I don't love science, you know what. I
(04:28):
love digging with a stick like nice, finding finding ants
and oblogue and eating them. The space coast is humming
with jobs and space launches. NASA's first launch of its
new Moon rocket, set for Saturday, was expecting to attract
hundreds of thousands of viewers, but they had a leak again, Sarah.
(04:49):
On Saturday morning, everybody drove out to the coast, gathered
all their towels and bullshit, and got ready to watch
the rocket launch. And then at the last second, sorry,
so loot when you said hundreds and thousands were ready
to watch, yeah that was in person. Yeah, so it's
a total entertainment. People are like, yo, we're going to
go to space. Yeah they have They take on weird
(05:11):
accents and then they start saying that they want to
go to space. I'm going to go to spose. What
is that? Is that the Florida accent? It's just a
general human mind face. The next front tier general human
mind is Swedish. Yes, that's how people usually think. You
(05:33):
know this this it was a mild pause. But there's
a great great Saturday Night Live cold open from where
it's uh the Democratic presidential candidates at a Star Trek convention.
Al Franken's doing Paul songs and he's like, you know,
and we're here and there's the next generation and uh,
(05:57):
Captain Cook, you know. And then Mike Meyers stands up
in past armus You're the only presidential candidate, Like I understand.
It's like everybody else wants to be Santa Clause. And
then Paul Song says, I don't want to be Santa Clause.
Bill Clinton wants to be Santa Clause. It's so funny.
Oh maybe sold Yeah, thanks for explaining it. Uh. The
(06:22):
Artemist Project named after Artemis Pyle, former drummer for Leonard Skinner.
They're trying to get to Mars, but first they have
to colonize the moon. But first they have to make
a rocket that won't leak. What is it leaking hydrogen fuel? Important, dude,
(06:43):
that's like the cringest fuel. I will bet that this
will be delayed at least ten days because remember I
talked about the Weber Time telescope. Yes, I remember, Yeah,
that was supposed to launch a two thousand two or
two thousand three and ended up launching like you know
this year. Okay, so it was like the twenty year delay.
You're betting no launches before September four, No launches before
(07:05):
September four? Can I ask, do we have this information?
When was the last launch? How often are these launches
happening several times a month? Oh? I agree with you.
They're not going to have a launch before September fourteen. Probably.
Do you think maybe there was a way to fix
the leak in some of those top secret documents that
Trump stool that might be it balls three or seven.
(07:26):
What's your bet? I'm saying, I just want to be optimistic.
I love space. I love the effects of zero gravity
on the body. So I'm saying the launch, we're gonna
get it before the fourth team there, They're gonna patch
that leake. Hey, hello, have you heard a duct tape? Yeah?
And I think if they're doing multiple a month. Then, yes,
this launch is going to happen, right, the launch is
(07:49):
gonna happen. Wizards intervals. Hollywood reporter says, is the Rings
of Power getting review bomb to Amazon suspends ratings. What's
the Rings of Power? The new Lord of the Rings
TV series has only a thirty seven percent audience rating
on Rotten Tomatoes, with some complaining about the show's diversity.
(08:12):
Amazon halts reviews to prevent trolling. I don't understand that stuff.
It has a great lead on this article, where's a
wizard to fight trolls when you need one? That's funny,
you know, because you know how Bilbo tricked all those trolls.
Whoever wrote that headline should get a job on Lord
of the Rings the TV show. Ye James Hibbert was like,
(08:34):
maybe it's not a great place to work. The mega
budget fantasy series is under fire from some viewers. The
show's average audience score is a rotten that's is that
a bugger? Yeah, that's a bugger. The score TV critics
giving the show a very fresh eighty three. First of all,
is a middling fresh. It's not it's like a maybe
(08:55):
I'll watch this. Also, I mean critics, they get kicked backs,
they get like gift baskets and stuff from m yeah,
and to like you know, pr agents take them off
for dinner and buy them drinks. They have motivations that
that wants to give them give shows a good rating.
People are gaming the system in both ways. It sounds
I don't know. I I'm kind of the opposite of you, guys.
(09:17):
I almost will never look at the audience review on
Rotten Tomatoes. I mean, you don't want some butthole trend.
I mean you loved Last of Us two, right, And
if you're looking at audience scores instead of critic scores,
you would have never played it. And I have also,
I have looked into but hoole trends and that some
people bleach, some people shave. Personally, I don't, I just
(09:38):
leave the hole natural. Do you test tassel I haven't yet,
but tell me more and I might. Well, it's applying
little um, a little sparkle sparkle things to testicles, little
gems and stuff. Yeah, gems. If you apply gems to
your test us, it's test tasseling. It sounds very Lord
(09:58):
of the Rings, you know, It seems like it would
itch after, like you go out to dinner and then
maybe you go dancing. I mean, it seems like it's
like dangerous for like p hole. Yeah, if you get
a gem inside the p hole, that's how you go
down to the test Yeah, that's not it's not a
but if you sit yeah, I mean I understand that
it's only on the testies, but come on, people sit down,
(10:20):
they stand up if you ever like, yeah, if you move,
you know that you really break down human behavior. Yeah, yeah,
you know that these gems just fall off to your
boxers or panties and then you sit down again. I'm
not saying that, oh, they're going to put it on
the py hole. You're saying test as we panties, or
at least they were pants. They're not going to go
(10:41):
out like just showing it off to the penis, you know,
and the balls just everywhere. They're not going to go
like half nude everywhere. I think if you're showing off
your disco balls, then you're fully nude. Oh so people
aren't putting on clothes after they do this. So there's
a sex thing. It's a sex prep thing. I don't know.
(11:03):
I feel like I just made it up. That you're
not reading an article you just know out of listen,
not just a thought of it. Here's the thing. If
we could find a financi are into your test dazzling,
this could be a thing. Who do you think has
a more beautifully bedazzled bussy? Lego Loss or Gandel? I
don't know who Lego log is because he has more hair?
(11:26):
Which one's Lego Loss? The good looking ones that Orlando Bloom? Yeah,
whatever happened to him? Oh he's married to Katy Perry.
Shee Hulk has taken a little bit of heat also
in this arena by trolls. Yeah, I saw someone who
made a very earnest post about she Hulk and I
couldn't Yeah, it was me. It was me, And I
(11:49):
was earnest times looking for a joke and I couldn't find.
I really thought it was fun. She Hulk was declared
review bombed on the site, with critics score and an
initial thirty percent audience score that eventually climbed. So maybe
when they weeded out some trolls, it's it climbed and
maybe that's a real thing. Isn't fair? I don't know,
(12:09):
I mean, although I do think that I mean if
you get rid of the trolls and might go up,
Like I don't think getting real trolls will make a
show go from Yeah, I think well, And I think
also it is a pretty okay show with some fun parts,
with some outliers that are very easy to clip and
(12:30):
make it look terrible. So I don't think it's just trolls.
I mean, that's stupid post credit scene that was going
all around yesterday of Megan the Stallion and her twerking
was so stupid. But well, I'll say this is what
I'm gonna say. I think the show is made by
a very millennial woman, and I think she's having some
(12:51):
fund I just think it's her sensibility, maybe the most
famous Rick and Morty. Yeah, I think, And I think
she's us is. People are like pointing out, oh, she's
got like a she helps got rb J in the
background of her office, like a book about her, Like
she's just the most hillary millennial woman's there is. But
(13:13):
at the same time, she's also making the show she likes,
so it bleeds out, But I like it. The Lord
of the Rings TV series has only a thirty seven
percent audience rating on Rotten Tomatoes by the time our
next show comes up, that seventy two window will have passed,
the trolls will conceivably have been weeded out. What will
(13:34):
the audience rating be the next time we check in
on the Rings of Power. I think it's gonna go
up five points and that's it. I truly probably think
people don't care about this Lord of the Rings ship anymore.
I think it's pass a well. I think that people
who do care about it are like, no one asked
for this. How did the New Game of Thrones dude
(13:58):
to people like that? I think people got a little better,
But why because it has no political bent? No? And
I also think it's because, like the original, like show
runners are pretty much making this where as Peter, I
mean everybody thinks that Peter Jackson Lord of the Rings,
you know, and then Peter. I don't think Peter Jackson
is part of this. So I think the people making
it are different for this. So these fans are more
(14:19):
Peter Jackson fans than Lord of the Rings fans. I think.
So these fans, do you think they are never read
the book? They just really enjoyed the movies and they
really live their big huge liv Tyler fans, and they're like,
where's live Tyler, Where's live? Where's live? Where's that? Yeah,
because those those books, I've read all of them. They're long.
Do you think those trolls go on Live Tyler's Architectural
Digest home tour and down voted because they don't like
(14:41):
that she doesn't have enough Lord of the ringship scattered
throughout her house. Vote it because she does talk of
the Lord of the Ring. Does talk about Lord of
the Rings at the end. Here's the thing, guys, and
I think you're missing is actually because of Stephen Colbert
in two thousand nine, all these Lord of the Rings
heads actually love Lord of the Rings. They love the
similar similar really in and they love all the history
(15:02):
of Lord of the Rings. I actually think they do
care about Lorder Rings. I don't think they just like
the movies. And I think they find uh the show unnecessary.
Audience rating next time, I'm going to say it's going
to be out or above. I would say fifty two.
That's that's the limit I'll stay. I'll go at or below.
(15:27):
I'm just saying it's going up by five points. Yeah.
I'm not going to do the math for you, but
I'll say it going. I did. The math is pretty easy.
Thirty seven plus five. Let's listen, we're not all brainiacs,
like you know, you're not cars of the world, world, world, world,
(15:49):
pre existing condition? Can you name the top three three's?
Come on? Like, come on, Luke, Like try what if
we came in with the pre existing condition? What is
the what is the quadratic equation? Like? Only that's valid?
That's fine. If if you could buy a car from
(16:10):
any company, can you name the top three companies that
you'd want to buy a car from? What is this opinion?
Car brand? Or is it like, is a car brand
or is it like you know car Max or you
know Carbona, Like what are you talking about? Brand? A brand?
A brand of a car if you could pick any
car brand? Okay, the top three? Hujo? I mean? And
(16:35):
are we talking about sales volume or all? You're talking about? Love?
Just love, okay, love, I'll go what do you want? Counting?
If you would consider buying a car from three places,
what would they be? Ten Um and super Toyota or
(16:57):
Honda three uh Citro and Renault Pugio. Wow, well you
all three of you lost each only ten dollars? Those
are my opinions. That's right, and they were wrong. Three Like,
tell you what, definitely they are ready, it's Toyota number one,
Honda number two, number three, double or nothing pre existing condition.
(17:23):
Knowing that none of the above was the answer. What
is an unprecedented pre existing condition? Double down? Oh no, no,
come on, come on, it's none of those ten nine, seven, five,
(17:47):
twelve NIS doesn't nine, then it's a Suzuki seventh NI
because the other two are Japanese pemakers. To one Nissan Apple,
show me thirty more dollars. No they no, no, no,
(18:09):
they that do not no, no, no, no, that does
not count. They're not even their cars aren't even out
in the market yet. That is that does not count.
That does not count. That does That is ridiculous Bloomberg.
No no, I say no, like if two or more
(18:31):
members say you can't make new laws, you can't just
do companies that I don't even make them cars yet,
we can't know that power? No, and is it out
on the market? And no, it's listen you hear the
way her voice is getting crunchy right now. That means
she's genuinely, genuinely upset, and she gets that crunchy voice.
That's what I noticed. We never had a double dance,
(18:54):
never existing condition. What are the ten ingredients that flavor
bumby bes sapphire ten nine eight seven, cinnamon, cardamon four sugar,
sugar and let me peel liquid shooter for berries or
(19:16):
its root, angelica, coriander, cassia, cuba and grains of paradise. Boom.
You only thirty bucks? I owe you thirty bucks. You're right, Yes, Okay,
that's funny that you guys said cinnamon and sugar. I
just said what she said. Now you read it from
the internet. I didn't know. We didn't. I think you
knew that. I love uh the gronies. So we each
(19:37):
looks up to two hundred then balls at eight and fifty.
I'm a bigger man, you know, I'll admit when I'm
zong z Yeah. But like that apple, like you can't
like you know, say, like you know cars that have
been sold yet you know, like it should be based
on revenue. No, no, no, no. The Ledger shows that
pc O O six was canceled. You do an overturning, yeah,
(19:59):
piece oh seven, which seems like a little bit of
a bit for the show where Luke managed to get
all the answers right for a ten part question. I'll
uphold that if everybody wants to hold that. First of all,
it wasn't a bit. It was clearly he's got a
memorizational knowledge of the No, he just read it from
the ingredients. Listen, and if we all want to entertain
that's true. But I remembered it. I read it a
(20:20):
long time ago. I remember. Look, I could be wrong,
and that could be the true reality of what happened. Uh,
the fact of the matter is pc O O seven
stands pc O eight. We're gonna have to take more
seriously because who know who's the committee on six? Who
decides we are? We are as a majority? No, it's not.
(20:42):
This is a democratic lead. I'm taking the lad can
you can make Okay, that's the thing. You don't need
the leader decides whether or not I can make. No, No,
the deal. The dealer does not make the worlds Okay, yeah, actually,
Santa clause Santa clause, the dealer does not, like you know,
make that. Well, steer does not make the rules. And
(21:04):
like you know, here's the thing, Okay, how I'm the house. Yeah,
the house always wins. Well, then, like Why then, why
are we doing this show? It's like ridiculous. You know
there's right no, no, no, no, no no, not the
biggest way to because yeah, no, it means your loser.
If you quit, then we split up your money. Well
I'll just leave early. Do you have to leave? Yeah?
(21:26):
Because you know I have a hair appoint a twelve
You know what are they just just banks? No, just
that trim because my hair grows very fast. Married cobbles
Howard Stern. Oh, Sarah Michelle gellar a million dollars? Wow,
(21:46):
from pre existing conditions. Yes, they made a bet on
their show because, like Howard Stearns said, Freddie Prince Jr.
That his marriage with Geller would not last ten years.
Sara Michelle Geller is celebrating twenty years of marriage to
her husband, Freddie Prince Jr. Uh. The Scooby Doo actor
(22:07):
cheekily reminded her Instagram followers of that interview at Sterring
conducted with him around two decades ago. So you will
marry Sarah Michelle Gallery even though you know that it
won't last. Oh, absolutely it will. Howard said it's not
gonna work for you, and he made the bet. Wow,
it's probably what kept them together. Yeah, I mean probably
(22:27):
would have left if it weren't for like now we
got fucking show that fuck is Freddie Prince Jr. In
in TV and movies these days? No? Why do you
think he doesn't love? But he's not passionate about it anymore.
He doesn't need it. He's got a million bucks coming
to him. It does seem to me that everybody around
here they has a spiritual connection to pop culture. But
maybe Freddie Prince Jr. Does not have a spiritual connection
(22:50):
to pop in showbiz. He grew up in showbiz royal.
They have a very nice, very happy marriage. Not not
unlike our friends Tom and Giselle. Oh Tom Brady and
Giselle Hudson. Yeah, Giselle isn't right now, big trouble, trouble
(23:11):
in paradise. So I know what. So what happened? Tom
Brady went away for ten days? People were saying, Oh,
it's because he's joining the mass singer was that? Well?
Now people are saying series of heated arguments over Brady's
shocked decision to un retire from the NFL. Walls like Jagger,
that's the National Football League? Whoa was so? And you
(23:32):
can un retire if they make you. Giselle is mad
at him for not retiring. Yeah, because she feels that
she's just taking care of babies all the time or not.
They're about babies anywhere, their children, but teenage. Just about
his disappearance, the sports star said, it's all personal. Everyone's
got different situations they're dealing with. We all have really
unique challenges to our life. I'm forty five years old. Man.
(23:52):
There's a lot of ship going on. Wow, he cursed. Yes,
it's under a lot of stress. Well, my that for
this thing is that they'll be get back together soon.
I think their marriage will last another few years. But
you know, I think after Brady retires, I think that's
where the real problem is going to come. I'm gonna say, uh, Tom,
(24:13):
don't let your ego get wrapped up in this man.
You got you gotta live your life for your family.
Inflate your ego instead of deflating the gates. Oh did
he deflate balls like Jagger? Yes? Oh, you flated balls.
Giselle for uh. Giselle for her part, it is currently
(24:34):
starting in a new Berbery campaign. That's a new kind
of cereal. I think, like I need to leave you
by the way you're leaving, Thank you for joining us.
Quirkies is a premature excavation. Yeah, excavation or exploration? Are
you guys kissing? Is that why I couldn't finish the story?
So um balls like be quiet? So bye bye, guys,
(24:55):
you're just banks? Yes, all right, well thanks, sorry about
everything that happened on the show. Sorry about that problem,
all right? I mean a lot of money, that's true.
How are we doing on time there? Uh? I mean
when when do we start? Like ten, ten thirty or so?
I mean we got about an hour. I feel like
a lot of it is just yelling because he was
(25:18):
very upset. He's never seen any of the money though,
So I don't know why literacy advocates a scandal embroiling
(25:39):
a star of stage and screen without quirkies. Here, I'm
more comfortable putting out this pre existing condition. I'll all
comply with this. I mean a lot of rumors floating around.
Why are celebrities always getting into scandals? Why can't they
just live their life with their luxury? Well, I think
most people probably get into scandals, they're just not in
(25:59):
the spot like, oh, that's true. Which celebrity has a
rumor floating around that they can't read. Oh I know
this one. Holy sh it. Yeah, I think I vaguely
know this too. Oh yeah, I think you it's Leah
Michelle ten nine three uh On Philippe, Ryan Philippe, d Michelle,
(26:29):
h if I lost more money, God damn it when
you out Liam Michelle admits that she has only The
New York Times says she's only just learning how to
be publicly vulnerable. She's the star of the new Broadway
show Funny Girl. She's landed her dream role and Funny Girl.
Now she's tasked with rescuing the faltering Broadway show, improving
that she is not the person she once was former
(26:49):
star of Glee Online hatred of her converge on Gleeful,
and she fears that if she responds to criticism or
a bizarre rumor that she is illiterate, it will fuel
the fire. She should put out a TikTok where she
reads John steinbecks grapes of wreath from end Yeah like
them Green egg or she could read mean tweets about
(27:13):
her on Jimmy Kimmel. Could she would be funny if she?
If she went to do celebrities read bean tweets, and
then she pretended that she couldn't read, and it just ended.
Let's call her that's good. I went to Glee every
single day. I knew my lines every single day. She said, well,
when you and then there's a rumor online that I
(27:34):
can't read or write. It's sad, it really is. I
often think if I were a man, a lot of
this wouldn't be the case. Everyone thinks all men can read.
She doesn't deny it, does she That is a mean rumor.
I feel mean even talking about it because she's sad
that it leaked, not sad because it's You might think
(27:56):
that's the biggest piece of bold that I'm going to
say to you all day. But I really don't care,
Michelle said, using the stronger version of the word. But
I really don't care about that at this point. It's
just about being able to play this part. Well, did
she send an email? Because that means she can read.
You can do text to speech with the knife two William,
Michelle come out and prove the people that she can read.
(28:21):
I think if she indulges the haters, she adds fuel
to the fire. I think, doesn't it immediately take the
take the fuel out of the fire, because, like I said,
with Obama, he was like here, I was born in Hawaii,
and they're like this fat chance peg artifacts in this
birth star Jami Pagan, you know jam Pagan artifact. And
(28:41):
and the more that you deny something and put out proof,
the more people are going to pick that apart. And
like much like the president of Finland or drug test,
it's like final, do a drug test. How high do
you got to be to be a president and agree
to a drug test? Crazy? Yeah, that's the test. She
failed it by accepting it. They're like, oh she Oh, no,
(29:04):
she didn't. She doesn't look like there's any drugs in
her system, but there's lots of tittiest out at her parties.
I am going to say that she's going to I
agree with you, guys, ignore the rs. You got to
ignore the rumors. I think Lea Michelle should lean into it.
(29:26):
Do something funny about it. Jimmy Kimmel, we have already
brainstormed some funny things. Leah Michelle, if you're listening, because
you listen to a lot of podcasts to entertain yourself,
live your life with your money in your little Hollywood Hills, home,
driving your Tesla all around h Westwood Apple Car. It's
(29:51):
time to close the missive. Who wants to do it?
I don't. I don't want to touch that. Balls, I
think to put my keys in the pocket. Email us
(30:12):
your wagers. I heard prop culture or I love prop
culture at gmail dot com. Prop culture is a production
of School of Humans and I heard podcasts. I think
we say here is completely unreliable, So don't be a dope.
Thanks for our special guests, balls like Jagger running us again.
Be special. May you all have perpetual consciousness beyond your death.
(30:35):
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