December 14, 2022 • 32 mins
It's a day of reckoning for the Prop Culture punters. Balls Like Jagger returns for Pilk & Cookies season and joins low-hanging wagers on some "Best of 2022" lists. Plus: Quirkies 307 catches onto the Internet's Best Kept Secret.
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Speaker 1 (00:07):
You're listening to proper culture. Finally, thank you. Hello loot
Bag here from lut for Adventurers. I'm an n f
T welcome Quirkies three oh seven a quirky back from
assignment b l J balls like Jagger double O two
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leep leep leap lea. We're here to make friendly wagers
on current events as dictated by the missive that is
due to arrive any moment. Why is the missive always late?
It's not late, they just I think if we say
that we're going to start at a certain time, the
missis should make it a point to show up. But
we don't need the missive yet because we have to
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review all bets. I've got a bunch of pens that
I can smell, so I'll be happy even if I
lose the bets. Does that get you a little high?
I think I just appreciate it. Please give us our
financial scoreboard. Here in the lead with two hundred and
forty U S dollars quirkies we know her and in
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second place her sexual husband what men three O seven
with quirk BZ eight. I'm eighty dollars behind, uh quirk
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But in a bit of a coincidence, loot Bag has
eighty dollars, so you have as many dollars as I
am behind. Okay, in last place with forty dollars. Balls
like Jagger. It's not money. I've just been gone. You know.
It's losing money a lot crazy bats, wild wold behavior.
(01:58):
Then today I'm gonna make a solemn vow. And this
is the kind of thing I think the the Three
Wise Men made speaking of Christmas, they made a vow,
a vow to supply gifts. And my vow is I
will not bet today. If you don't bet, you lose.
You don't Oh really, if you don't bet, if you say,
(02:19):
then you automatically void your fund. Okay, I'm gonna think
about this again. Get back to me after the next comment.
Already a rocky start for you. Just I just want you.
I want you to succeed. You want me, I get it.
Jesus Christ came out of the gate. Really um stinky,
really stinky. What old bets do we have to review?
I know that we made some last week. There were
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so one is for the Lindsay Lohan commercial on our Instagram.
A right, Lindsey Lohan promoting pilk, pepsi and milk. I'm
going to go onto Instagram dot. I think it's calm
and we are looking at a promotional Instagram that she
made for Pepsi in honor of their pilk tradition. Hey BLJ,
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you like pilk? I don't normally like milk, but I
think when you make it a little more sour and
at put bubbles in it, because the cool thing about
bubbles and drinks is it makes you drink it faster
because there's more air in the drink. Where do you
get where do you get the sour part? Like just
the vinegary acid of of a pepsi? You know, that's
the kind of thing that the Pepsi company, the Coca
Cola have. You know, if you put you can cook
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like a piece of pork if you cover it in
pepsi because of the acid. And that's where the sour
pork pepsi pepsi pork. Yeah, we call it porpsi. So
our bet was, will this post, this promotional post for
pilk have a certain number of likes? I said it
would have two thirty thousand likes. Loot Bags that it
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would have a quarter million likes. In have two hundred
and twenty thousand likes, I don't agree. The number of
likes two hundred and eleven thousand, so we all went over,
but was closet. If that counts for anything. Yeah, well,
I mean, you know, traditionally we would do prices right rules,
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but it's such a bomber when nobody wins. So I
think that I think that you should win something. Well,
then we'll get it. We'll say she wins ten ten
dollars from balls, not from balls. I wasn't here so
much more. Accordingly, listen, the first woman in my life
whoever called me creepy was when I was fifteen, and
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it was because I knew when Lindsay Lohan was turning eighteen. Yeah,
I think it's math, I said, baby, that's math. And
if you don't know what one plus one is two,
then I'm gonna three C three p o you later.
Keeping track of time? Is our watches creepy if you
wear them the wrong place? I think people people who
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watched over Hermione going of age was creepier for some reason,
and her mind Hermione Potter. Yeah, like um Emma Watson,
I believe, yeah, but their mind good. We squared that up, great,
square it up. And the other thing was Cocaine Bear, yeah,
which I remember three oh seven. Set it will go
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down in the IMDb popularity, I said, I said it
might go like a hundred steps up and Ludi said
it will break the two thousand mark. Two thousand four
d and nineteen is what it was. Okay, so now
it is that two thousand, four hundred I want because
I went up. So yeah, you won again. Yeah wow,
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look at that was sixty and sexual husband is down
to what, uh one forty And that is a perfect
time for me to bring up pre existing condition And
this is I love it. I love it about I
went to the movies yesterday with my father and we
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saw a movie. Uh and that movie right now is
the number one movie on IMDb star ranking, and you
are null. Four is null because I just said, she
knows what movie I want to see. It's a movie
your dad and it's new and you saw it with
your dad. I'm giving it that much. This is pc
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O eight seven pre Existing conditions starting now count down
ten nine and it's currently out it's five and the
Armist movie three two one. I'm gonna say it's it's fun.
I'm gonna say it's violent. Night okay. And the Anna
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Armist movie. Which one is that? The one that she's
in right now? That's number one? No, uh, Violent Knight
is number nine. Damn it, Anna the Armist Movie. I
don't even know what that is. So no, you're off
unless is Anna the armis in the menu. I should
have said the menu, because yeah, she's in the menu.
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She's she's in Blonde. You went to see the menu
with you dad, with my dad. I didn't didn't seem
like the movie you would watch with your dad. I
didn't know it was going to be so dark, sexually
charged thriller. No, it's basically like if in the Bioshot
game they had a level with a chef. Yeah, it really.
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It takes a turn, and man, I was like, gets
a little dark. My dad kept saying, and I think
he has a valid point. He said, I'm hard and
I love you son. Come on, he said. The people
that wrote it must have been high. Is it? Is
it like a squid game? Like a game show. It's like, oh,
these people go to what we do our our new
segment called spoilers. Yeah, let's call this spoiler zone. Okay,
(07:45):
let me let me compose a short song for it
real quick live spoilers. So these people spend to go
to like the best chef honestly seems like a pretty
good eel know, a lot of these great restaurants are
like three hundred bucks that do. But they took a
they got a free boat ride, and then they got
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a tour of the facility, free boat ride, and he
spend can I do my segment that I've invented? Your
paying for and you're paying for the experience. You go
to the best chef supposedly in the country played by Rafe,
finds is it. Ralph Rafe is the Italian Via and
nick um And and he's like making an experience every time,
(08:32):
and the food critic who's there is like, oh, what's
he gonna do this time? This is overdone, blah blah
blah blah blah blah. But then it turns out that
he's just tired with serving wealthy people who don't even
really appreciate what he's doing, and he doesn't even appreciate
what he's doing himself, and he's decided everyone there's going
to die, including him and his people who work for him,
and they're obediently going along with it as he does
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his last piece of art a menu that involves killing
everybody and dramatically comment thing on all their flaws. Well,
you know, for me, it kind of seemed a little gimmicky,
Like just listening to it, it was okay, this is okay,
you know, I think for a film that was written
by people who were high, it was not bad. Yeah,
(09:17):
but is the messive here yet? Are you just oh yeah, no,
the missive was here? Did I not say that I
got the message? Slid it under the door? This is
bananas Jesus. Yeah, yeah, the missives here, dear loop back
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and the rest existence continues to be a gamble here.
Today's topics stiff person syndrome. Do you think France has
become Americanized in terms of pop culture then ten years
ago compared to ten years ago? No? Really, even with
the influence of the Internet, they're not playing Baby Shark
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at the subway. Stations like the Dutch are nothing. And
what about the World Cup? Is you know? Certainly adding
to that to your question, i'd imagine, Well I had
to ask I. I still don't understand how they choose
the World Cup because every country has a bunch of clubs,
which seems just like a recreational activity. And then but
those clubs playing against each other doesn't choose who goes
to the World Cup. That's a separate team that plays concurrently,
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that's only made of people who are actually citizens of
that country. So half your time you could be playing
for France and half your time for Argentina. And then
there's a side competition to choose who goes to the
World Cup. Yeah, I mean I'm not really into soccer
because they never I mean for me, yeah, for me,
like the only where I can watch a little bit
as based Smash Brothers. I like football. Well, France is
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very much in the news, I guess is part of
the news, part of your questions because they're semifinalists. And
wait what through one yesterday when I was in Para
and Morocco one, all these people driving around the Arch
of Trim screaming, Oh yeah, that's gonna be amazing. Morocco
versus France, you know, like fernal former colonial power against.
(11:10):
There's a lot of Parisians who love Morocco against, like um,
the former colonial subject. Although it does is it true
or am I just totally wrong? It does seem that
the Algerians have more animosity than the Moroccans. For maybe
it was Algeria. I want to say something. I don't
want to offend anybody because I think this probably could
be taken the wrong way. But Morocco is my least
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favorite part of EPCOT. Okay, I mean I think that's understandable,
you know, just because of all the ex pats, just
like I like Mexico, I like no Eric. I once
saw Beatles uh Tribute Act in the British section. Um,
you know, Japan pretty feels like being in Japan when
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you're there in ep CUT. Does this pretty good job?
They do an extent. They have a subway a system.
Another question for balls. I've heard that though like compared
to England or Germany, like football, soccer isn't as popular
in France. Is that true that I can't comment on.
I saw people really excited about it in Paris, but
you know, I don't know, No one I know with
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is all about it. So it beat England, so they're
freaking out. England's devastated, Yeah, because they should have got
at her. Well, their queen died and they're still sad
about it. I thought you were gonna say they queaved
there's this girl on TikTok who goes around Are you
allowed to look at her videos? Well? Yeah, she well
(12:37):
she goes like into like fast food restaurants and stuff
and then just like farts on camera and then giggles.
But then I realized she's not farting. She's actually is
she's queefing because queens easier to do on command. I
have that, But then I at least two girlfriends who
couldquief on command. I'm like, what's the story with this woman?
And I looked up her socials and she does some
(12:59):
of the bil feist amateur pornography in my life, So
it doesn't have good camera work. Yeah, it's just you know,
it's like homemade stuff. But it's just absolutely boom in
the shop. Yeah, a little bit of boom in the shop.
I mean I remember, like, I think you once said
that there was a message board on the difference between
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professional porn amateur poring and there's just one comment, you know,
anal bleaching. Yeah, so was her what should she do that? Yeah?
I don't she didn't. I don't think she did anal bleach.
Lots of other anal activities, but no bleaching. A lot
of a lot of normal people annal bleach though, really,
I imagine it probably itches after a while. If I
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were giving birth at anial bleach before going in, I
want to want to see the doctor to see little
does it appeal the bleach after the bleaching. Yeah, it's
like it's like a wax seal that you have there
for a couple of weeks, like Maker's mark. Yeah, like
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you've mailed a letter to someone. Fancy. Did I tell
you guys about the Frenchman in the bar I hung
out with. We're all fishermen. Yeah, this is in Brittany
and that When I told them I was French American,
they were like, oh, I wanted to break free and
they sang that Queen's song Wow Wow, which is an
(14:24):
English band. Yes, but I guess they broke free from Britain,
right America? Did I guess? So? Is that the And
then I kept saying I'm from Georgia. And one of them,
this guy looked just like Willem Dafoe, was like, the country,
Uh is Celine Dion French? She's Canadian, She's Canadian French.
The Montreal people She's introduced in a new disease into
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the world and I don't know. I don't mean she
introduced it, like ladies and gentleman a new disease. I
mean she's brought notice to it, used awareness called dinosaurus
disea the honestist no stiff person syndrome. How come no
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one's ever heard of that? Because it's probably a rich
person's disease that don't victim blame. I'm not saying, you know,
it's probably one of those diseases where you can only
address it if you have a little bit of not rich,
but a little more you know, affluence. I don't have it.
Though you don't have it, I do not have. I
have some other problems that I do not need dollars.
(15:30):
You're you're in trouble if you get it. If you don't,
I mean, and you don't even have to be rich,
but you know, I would say upper class. You know,
you have to have the time to go to doctor's
appointments to address this problem, which you know is a nuisance.
But you know it's not, you know, like life threatening.
I mean, I think apparently it is. Yeah, apparently it's
(15:50):
going to kill her. Oh really? Uh? And is it
just like an incredibly rare disease that maybe isn't publicized
unless it's a high profile person gets it, or maybe
that's it. I mean sometimes on TikTok, honestly, when I'm
not looking at women queefing and McDonald's, I see videos
of children afflicted with horrifying diseases that pops up on
(16:13):
my choose those you TikTok works. It just gives children,
and I think it's you know, it gives you. It's
like tests you. It's like, oh, you're gonna watch this,
and then I do and I'm like, I've never heard
of this strange disease. I feel terrible. Do you like
the disease? No? I hated No, I hated all their disease. No.
(16:35):
Because of how rare it is. Stiff Person's syndrome is
typically diagnosed by first ruling out other more common conditions.
Oh you know what I will say. I think when
I was in high school and middle school, I had
it a lot. You had stiff person syndrome? Yeah, I
had problem. Well. I mean sometimes you're like they ask
you to come answer the question on the board, and
I'm like, are you really sure I should? Because if
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you have a stiff person syndrome right now, making an
erection joke right now, the direction jokes this disease, Try
to be respectful. We're not joking around about Selene Dion.
It's making bone er jokes. It's not a great name
for a disease. It feels sort of informal. Yes, well
(17:17):
maybe it is the informal. It's also called the Moorish
Waltman syndrome. There, that's there more shwokeman. Well that sounds
a lot scarier. Yeah, stiff person syndrome. So maybe the
first person, first celebrity diagnosed with stiff person syndrome. I
wonder if people are going to come out of the
woodwork now with it, other celebrities, just other people like
(17:41):
little would people, little woodman who live in the border
of woods. Yeah, I've been struggling with stiff mhmm. Yeah.
So the bet is, do you think another celebrity will
come out with stiff person syndrome in a month? You know,
I don't know. It seems like, um, I say no.
It will be strange if another celebrity says I also
(18:02):
have stiff perseuble down. Do you think another cast member
of Stranger Things will come out with stiff persons. I
think no, I think but that I say no because
stiff persis was extremely rare. Only one out of one
million people have with this. That's super rare. So quick
with your status, yes, twice as many women. They'll have
(18:22):
stiff persis syndrome as men. Symptoms can con occur at
any age, but usually developed between ages. Oh my god,
it's a pretty wide range because such a well known
person as contracted this disease, which has brought knowledge of
the disease. Right, So will the rates of it increase? Yeah?
(18:43):
I think I agree. I think it will. The rates
will increase. I think that's what happens because you think
maybe some other people like, wait a minute, they go
to the doctor and some doctor be like, oh, it's
just stress. You know, that's a classics of women who
say that doctors don't respect the pains and chronic problems
(19:04):
they say they have. So what's everybody? As I said,
you know, definitely definitely gonna go up. What about you
on Quirky Street seven, I'm gonna say, yeah, it's gonna
go up. Um, but we're not going to be privy
to it because we're not subscribe to any medical journals.
So Yeah, well, I subscribe to Mayo Clinics newsletter. But
(19:26):
that's like Hellman's and all that stuff. How about that
elves of the b D s M Lifestyles dis Oh
do you guys do alf on the shelf with your family?
(19:49):
I don't really know what all that is. Yeah, offen
the shelf is a manufactured tradition, Ah that has been
marketed wildly successfully two millions of parents who unwittingly get
themselves trapped in a grinding holiday tradition. Is its designed
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to be? It's it's a more secular tradition. Maybe, well
it's you know, very commercialized, specialized. But you know some
some people like, oh, we gotta he's not an angel.
He's not like got to have a major scene or
we have to have a minora or whatever. No, we'll
do a elf on the shelf to be more secular. Yeah,
this is the secular side of Christmas marketing. How do
(20:31):
we how do we do this? We get an elf
and then we put it on a shelf. Okay, uh,
and every day he's got a move. Oh he's gotta move. Yeah,
and you can control your child's behavior because the elf
is there to watch your child's and they're the scene
if he's bad or very good. That sounds like and
I don't want to be crude when I say it,
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but that sounds like a B D s M relationship.
Oh my god. And honey, baby, I'm gonna leave an
Elf in the room and you always know if you're bad.
How is that BDSM? You get no treats from me?
Your dumb hey, dumb Santa DOMI Claus balls on the
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ball sort of like there's that Christmas song Dominic the Dom.
Really I love that song quickly called he ha, it's
Dominic the Dom. That's how it goes. Um And there's
been ELpH on the Shelf knockoffs, right, you've seen Snoop
on a stoop. I haven't seen that. They should do
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stealth Elf on the shelf and he's doing missions or
the CIA. That'd be kind of cool, kind of a
B D s M thing. Oh my gosh. So I
mean on the ELpH on the Shelf Instagram. And there
is an Elf with um drawn blood at a hospital
wearing a hospital scrubs. Let's can we do a pre
existing condition between all of us? Because I don't know
(21:54):
the answer to this. How much does elf and the
Shelf take in per year revenue, I'm guess saying sixty
mill Maybe you want to say sixty mill over under,
I'm gonna say over. I'm gonna say under, but not
by much. I'm gonna say I'm gonna say under as well.
(22:16):
I'll say over just because we stick together inflation. But
I think it's so we're out of sixty mill mark
Elfen the Shelf annual revenue. The company increased its value
over the course of several years from approximately sixteen point
six million to almost five million. That's what That's the
(22:40):
number I'm going with. Yes, the quirkies win big, that's right. Uh.
The Elfhrom the Shelf brilliantly promotes well behaved children, family togetherness,
and the magic of the Christmas season. Yeah, so does
a fucking belt that you can hit them with. Well
guess what, hey, balls, that's your next project. You should
um develop the Dominatrix Santa you know, yeah, yeah, yeah,
(23:07):
I was thinking that too. Awards show pranks. Hey, guys,
what did you guys hear about what happened at the
Game Awards Awards announced Death Stranding too? Well? Yes, all right,
(23:29):
but but at the end from Software one Game of
the Year with elden ring rightfully deserved. I believe which
one someone that's it's like dark Souls. Someone snuck on
stage with them and while the show was ending, said
someone was a former rabbi into the microphone and that
(23:52):
the award was for this person. Here's here's the pre
existing condition. Who did he say? Was a former rabbi?
Connie west Elon Musk nine, Donald Trump? Seven, go with
the Holy Trinity? Five four, three to one. It was
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Bill Clinton. He went on stage and he says, I
dedicate this to my former rabbi, Bill Clinton. Wow. And
he stuck on. He just walked up with them. Great wager.
It's like pop culture joke that only I knew about. Yeah,
and you took advantage of all of us and took
our money. Good for you because that really kind of
saved you a little bit. I'm like, I'm a gamer now,
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I'm a gamer now. Star power. I am B D
b D, I am b D s m um the
top stars. Yeah, that's a big deal. I think every
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year to I am dB, I am b D s M.
Does anybody else care about the idea? I am dB.
I think a lot of stars yeah, I think two.
It's there's some pretty obvious choices for this year's top stars. Definitely. Yeah,
I am dB DBS looking around. I'm thinking Haley Lou Richardson.
(25:18):
I have a better guest in my opinion. If you're
going to make this, sure, let's make it here. What
yours is? Um? Like I said, I said, as long
as you're in the list or the list is the
top ten celebrities based on the page views they got
from over two hundred million monthly viewers they come to
IMDb every month. The most popular star this year, Jenna
(25:40):
Ortega is is making this person's fifth time on the
list of top stars. Really, that's trickier. Yeah, I had
to have an idea. It's not Haley Lou Richard. Yeah,
I have an idea of like who would be on
the list so that, but yees, it's a person who's
been there for five the past five years, making it
her fifth time on the list, her fifth Yes, I
(26:02):
gave you a clue. I've got not necessarily consecutive, but
this person has been on the list five times. This
is tricky in condition, and I'm going to give you
eleven seconds this time. Starting down, Well, I know why.
(26:23):
I recently looked at her. I AMDB, so I'm just
gonna say maybe I contributed in some way to Reese Witherspoons.
I am dB page five or I know I'll lose,
but this is the only female celebrity that comes to mind. Um,
Jennifer Aniston. I'm saying Marilyn Monroe the movie or Olivia.
(26:47):
I always eaten between Olivia Wilde or Jennifer Aniston. Felsic
Jennifer Aniston, And I'm saying Reese Weatherspoon because they just
announced a sequel to Election. Oh that movie. I love
that movie. It's so good. How much money to I
have my account? You've got thirty dollars? Okay, we're going
to go ahead and double that. Oh no, no, that
(27:07):
I was right. I thought I was right so hard.
No no, no, no, no, come on. Oh oh no,
he's saying because he won. Okay, yeah, yeah, whatever, Yeah, yeah,
I want. I also already told you the name. I
gave you a clue earlier, and the armis damn it.
I was so close. And she's number one number one?
(27:29):
Is she an international star? I feel like I think
she was nude in the movie. Yes, but for five years.
People go to Idea five years she was in the
top ten list? She was? She was in the last
Blade Runner? Was that? Yeah? Really, hum Anadarmis? I mean,
I remember all these people hated that movie, so Blonde Runner,
(27:51):
imagine that I still need to watch Blonde. I need
to watch Blonde because I just don't need to. I
think it sounds like people say it's bad. Yeah, some people,
But I like that Rector a lot. And yeah, like
the fact that people are like, it's the most offensive movie.
And I think the fact that people hate it so
much says she was? Also, was she a Bond girl
and into Armish? No Time to Die? It sounds like
(28:14):
a bottom movie. Recent one was. Honestly, I think too.
This list maybe is one of the first indicators that
I'm aging out of Hollywood Hot Babes list. Really sorry,
Millie Alcock is wow, Millie Alcock? Do you know Milly Alcock? Is?
(28:34):
It sounds like a nickname a lot of Netflix stars.
I would say, yeah. I think Netflix is one of
the Internet's best kept secrets. Greek drinks Rikish three or seven.
I think you're going to appreciate this. This next topic
on the missies, that's awesome. Pitchfork has put out their
(28:57):
list of a hundred best songs twenty two. I remember
when Pitchfork ust rate hay Balers. What's pay Balers? It's
a farm joke. It's like a farm Wait, it was
similar to your mayonnaise joke, but your mayonnaise joke was pure,
and this just felt like, Hey, I just like good
at representing Middle America's culture. Now, that's honestly number one.
(29:19):
If you're gonna talk about Pitchfork, treat it with respect. Okay,
that finest in contemporary music for aging millennials, and you
need to be cooler about it because if pitchforth listening,
you're embarrassing me right now. If Spin is for aging
x thers, Pitchfork is for aging millennials. Pitchfork owned by
Conde Nasty Condie, nasty, disgraced rapper. See that was that
(29:47):
was up there almost to the erection joke. Well, I
I already knew what the best song was because I
think you and I had discussed this offline. Perhaps, Yeah,
we were excitedly texted each other. Is that wouldn't give
a good congratulations to our friends always? Who you know who?
Who would have thought in two man making melodic rock
(30:08):
music would be considered some of the best music of
the year. I don't I don't have a bat for this.
We can think of that interesting topic, well do I'll
do a pre existing condition for all you see what happens? Uh?
What was the number one album of the year according
to Pitchfork. I don't know one album of the year. Well,
that's why it's a pre existing condition. I don't know
anything about games. Yeah, the number one music album of
(30:33):
the year, you have to get just the artist and funny,
we could start counting down now ten, I'll say Taylor
Swifts one that blew up Spotify five four two one,
I will say Taylor Swift. I. I think that's a
(30:55):
pretty good guess. But it didn't even crack the top fifty,
so you were going to lose ten dollars and I'm
sorry about that now, bad bunny at least got up
the number five, so that's a very good guess. And
I will say the number one album wait wait, can
I wait? Wait? Wait? Wait? Wait? Is Renaissance? Yes, okay,
(31:18):
you get all the money then no, it is Renaissance
by Beyonce. The winner is Quirky shout out to Beyonce
because you know, break my Soul ushered in a sorely
needed season of abandon and relief, serving as bombing catalyst
at the same time. Wouldn't you guys agree? Yeah yeah,
(31:38):
I never thought about it that way, but I did
not so eloquently. I think you shouldn't named all her
albums after driven different drinks. I like, yeah, pilk very vinegary,
so you want to hear her album my own p
What is my own? Is that? Like from Greece, I'm
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we don't need the missive yet because we have to
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Then today I'm gonna make a solemn vow. And this
is the kind of thing I think the the Three
Wise Men made speaking of Christmas, they made a vow,
a vow to supply gifts. And my vow is I
will not bet today. If you don't bet, you lose.
You don't Oh really, if you don't bet, if you say,
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about this again. Get back to me after the next comment.
Already a rocky start for you. Just I just want you.
I want you to succeed. You want me, I get it.
Jesus Christ came out of the gate. Really um stinky,
really stinky. What old bets do we have to review?
I know that we made some last week. There were
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so one is for the Lindsay Lohan commercial on our Instagram.
A right, Lindsey Lohan promoting pilk, pepsi and milk. I'm
going to go onto Instagram dot. I think it's calm
and we are looking at a promotional Instagram that she
made for Pepsi in honor of their pilk tradition. Hey BLJ,
(03:03):
you like pilk? I don't normally like milk, but I
think when you make it a little more sour and
at put bubbles in it, because the cool thing about
bubbles and drinks is it makes you drink it faster
because there's more air in the drink. Where do you
get where do you get the sour part? Like just
the vinegary acid of of a pepsi? You know, that's
the kind of thing that the Pepsi company, the Coca
Cola have. You know, if you put you can cook
(03:24):
like a piece of pork if you cover it in
pepsi because of the acid. And that's where the sour
pork pepsi pepsi pork. Yeah, we call it porpsi. So
our bet was, will this post, this promotional post for
pilk have a certain number of likes? I said it
would have two thirty thousand likes. Loot Bags that it
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would have a quarter million likes. In have two hundred
and twenty thousand likes, I don't agree. The number of
likes two hundred and eleven thousand, so we all went over,
but was closet. If that counts for anything. Yeah, well,
I mean, you know, traditionally we would do prices right rules,
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but it's such a bomber when nobody wins. So I
think that I think that you should win something. Well,
then we'll get it. We'll say she wins ten ten
dollars from balls, not from balls. I wasn't here so
much more. Accordingly, listen, the first woman in my life
whoever called me creepy was when I was fifteen, and
(04:29):
it was because I knew when Lindsay Lohan was turning eighteen. Yeah,
I think it's math, I said, baby, that's math. And
if you don't know what one plus one is two,
then I'm gonna three C three p o you later.
Keeping track of time? Is our watches creepy if you
wear them the wrong place? I think people people who
(04:51):
watched over Hermione going of age was creepier for some reason,
and her mind Hermione Potter. Yeah, like um Emma Watson,
I believe, yeah, but their mind good. We squared that up, great,
square it up. And the other thing was Cocaine Bear, yeah,
which I remember three oh seven. Set it will go
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down in the IMDb popularity, I said, I said it
might go like a hundred steps up and Ludi said
it will break the two thousand mark. Two thousand four
d and nineteen is what it was. Okay, so now
it is that two thousand, four hundred I want because
I went up. So yeah, you won again. Yeah wow,
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look at that was sixty and sexual husband is down
to what, uh one forty And that is a perfect
time for me to bring up pre existing condition And
this is I love it. I love it about I
went to the movies yesterday with my father and we
(05:57):
saw a movie. Uh and that movie right now is
the number one movie on IMDb star ranking, and you
are null. Four is null because I just said, she
knows what movie I want to see. It's a movie
your dad and it's new and you saw it with
your dad. I'm giving it that much. This is pc
(06:19):
O eight seven pre Existing conditions starting now count down
ten nine and it's currently out it's five and the
Armist movie three two one. I'm gonna say it's it's fun.
I'm gonna say it's violent. Night okay. And the Anna
(06:40):
Armist movie. Which one is that? The one that she's
in right now? That's number one? No, uh, Violent Knight
is number nine. Damn it, Anna the Armist Movie. I
don't even know what that is. So no, you're off
unless is Anna the armis in the menu. I should
have said the menu, because yeah, she's in the menu.
(07:02):
She's she's in Blonde. You went to see the menu
with you dad, with my dad. I didn't didn't seem
like the movie you would watch with your dad. I
didn't know it was going to be so dark, sexually
charged thriller. No, it's basically like if in the Bioshot
game they had a level with a chef. Yeah, it really.
(07:22):
It takes a turn, and man, I was like, gets
a little dark. My dad kept saying, and I think
he has a valid point. He said, I'm hard and
I love you son. Come on, he said. The people
that wrote it must have been high. Is it? Is
it like a squid game? Like a game show. It's like, oh,
these people go to what we do our our new
segment called spoilers. Yeah, let's call this spoiler zone. Okay,
(07:45):
let me let me compose a short song for it
real quick live spoilers. So these people spend to go
to like the best chef honestly seems like a pretty
good eel know, a lot of these great restaurants are
like three hundred bucks that do. But they took a
they got a free boat ride, and then they got
(08:07):
a tour of the facility, free boat ride, and he
spend can I do my segment that I've invented? Your
paying for and you're paying for the experience. You go
to the best chef supposedly in the country played by Rafe,
finds is it. Ralph Rafe is the Italian Via and
nick um And and he's like making an experience every time,
(08:32):
and the food critic who's there is like, oh, what's
he gonna do this time? This is overdone, blah blah
blah blah blah blah. But then it turns out that
he's just tired with serving wealthy people who don't even
really appreciate what he's doing, and he doesn't even appreciate
what he's doing himself, and he's decided everyone there's going
to die, including him and his people who work for him,
and they're obediently going along with it as he does
(08:54):
his last piece of art a menu that involves killing
everybody and dramatically comment thing on all their flaws. Well,
you know, for me, it kind of seemed a little gimmicky,
Like just listening to it, it was okay, this is okay,
you know, I think for a film that was written
by people who were high, it was not bad. Yeah,
(09:17):
but is the messive here yet? Are you just oh yeah, no,
the missive was here? Did I not say that I
got the message? Slid it under the door? This is
bananas Jesus. Yeah, yeah, the missives here, dear loop back
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and the rest existence continues to be a gamble here.
Today's topics stiff person syndrome. Do you think France has
become Americanized in terms of pop culture then ten years
ago compared to ten years ago? No? Really, even with
the influence of the Internet, they're not playing Baby Shark
(09:59):
at the subway. Stations like the Dutch are nothing. And
what about the World Cup? Is you know? Certainly adding
to that to your question, i'd imagine, Well I had
to ask I. I still don't understand how they choose
the World Cup because every country has a bunch of clubs,
which seems just like a recreational activity. And then but
those clubs playing against each other doesn't choose who goes
to the World Cup. That's a separate team that plays concurrently,
(10:23):
that's only made of people who are actually citizens of
that country. So half your time you could be playing
for France and half your time for Argentina. And then
there's a side competition to choose who goes to the
World Cup. Yeah, I mean I'm not really into soccer
because they never I mean for me, yeah, for me,
like the only where I can watch a little bit
as based Smash Brothers. I like football. Well, France is
(10:47):
very much in the news, I guess is part of
the news, part of your questions because they're semifinalists. And
wait what through one yesterday when I was in Para
and Morocco one, all these people driving around the Arch
of Trim screaming, Oh yeah, that's gonna be amazing. Morocco
versus France, you know, like fernal former colonial power against.
(11:10):
There's a lot of Parisians who love Morocco against, like um,
the former colonial subject. Although it does is it true
or am I just totally wrong? It does seem that
the Algerians have more animosity than the Moroccans. For maybe
it was Algeria. I want to say something. I don't
want to offend anybody because I think this probably could
be taken the wrong way. But Morocco is my least
(11:33):
favorite part of EPCOT. Okay, I mean I think that's understandable,
you know, just because of all the ex pats, just
like I like Mexico, I like no Eric. I once
saw Beatles uh Tribute Act in the British section. Um,
you know, Japan pretty feels like being in Japan when
(11:56):
you're there in ep CUT. Does this pretty good job?
They do an extent. They have a subway a system.
Another question for balls. I've heard that though like compared
to England or Germany, like football, soccer isn't as popular
in France. Is that true that I can't comment on.
I saw people really excited about it in Paris, but
you know, I don't know, No one I know with
(12:17):
is all about it. So it beat England, so they're
freaking out. England's devastated, Yeah, because they should have got
at her. Well, their queen died and they're still sad
about it. I thought you were gonna say they queaved
there's this girl on TikTok who goes around Are you
allowed to look at her videos? Well? Yeah, she well
(12:37):
she goes like into like fast food restaurants and stuff
and then just like farts on camera and then giggles.
But then I realized she's not farting. She's actually is
she's queefing because queens easier to do on command. I
have that, But then I at least two girlfriends who
couldquief on command. I'm like, what's the story with this woman?
And I looked up her socials and she does some
(12:59):
of the bil feist amateur pornography in my life, So
it doesn't have good camera work. Yeah, it's just you know,
it's like homemade stuff. But it's just absolutely boom in
the shop. Yeah, a little bit of boom in the shop.
I mean I remember, like, I think you once said
that there was a message board on the difference between
(13:21):
professional porn amateur poring and there's just one comment, you know,
anal bleaching. Yeah, so was her what should she do that? Yeah?
I don't she didn't. I don't think she did anal bleach.
Lots of other anal activities, but no bleaching. A lot
of a lot of normal people annal bleach though, really,
I imagine it probably itches after a while. If I
(13:41):
were giving birth at anial bleach before going in, I
want to want to see the doctor to see little
does it appeal the bleach after the bleaching. Yeah, it's
like it's like a wax seal that you have there
for a couple of weeks, like Maker's mark. Yeah, like
(14:02):
you've mailed a letter to someone. Fancy. Did I tell
you guys about the Frenchman in the bar I hung
out with. We're all fishermen. Yeah, this is in Brittany
and that When I told them I was French American,
they were like, oh, I wanted to break free and
they sang that Queen's song Wow Wow, which is an
(14:24):
English band. Yes, but I guess they broke free from Britain,
right America? Did I guess? So? Is that the And
then I kept saying I'm from Georgia. And one of them,
this guy looked just like Willem Dafoe, was like, the country,
Uh is Celine Dion French? She's Canadian, She's Canadian French.
The Montreal people She's introduced in a new disease into
(14:47):
the world and I don't know. I don't mean she
introduced it, like ladies and gentleman a new disease. I
mean she's brought notice to it, used awareness called dinosaurus
disea the honestist no stiff person syndrome. How come no
(15:08):
one's ever heard of that? Because it's probably a rich
person's disease that don't victim blame. I'm not saying, you know,
it's probably one of those diseases where you can only
address it if you have a little bit of not rich,
but a little more you know, affluence. I don't have it.
Though you don't have it, I do not have. I
have some other problems that I do not need dollars.
(15:30):
You're you're in trouble if you get it. If you don't,
I mean, and you don't even have to be rich,
but you know, I would say upper class. You know,
you have to have the time to go to doctor's
appointments to address this problem, which you know is a nuisance.
But you know it's not, you know, like life threatening.
I mean, I think apparently it is. Yeah, apparently it's
(15:50):
going to kill her. Oh really? Uh? And is it
just like an incredibly rare disease that maybe isn't publicized
unless it's a high profile person gets it, or maybe
that's it. I mean sometimes on TikTok, honestly, when I'm
not looking at women queefing and McDonald's, I see videos
of children afflicted with horrifying diseases that pops up on
(16:13):
my choose those you TikTok works. It just gives children,
and I think it's you know, it gives you. It's
like tests you. It's like, oh, you're gonna watch this,
and then I do and I'm like, I've never heard
of this strange disease. I feel terrible. Do you like
the disease? No? I hated No, I hated all their disease. No.
(16:35):
Because of how rare it is. Stiff Person's syndrome is
typically diagnosed by first ruling out other more common conditions.
Oh you know what I will say. I think when
I was in high school and middle school, I had
it a lot. You had stiff person syndrome? Yeah, I
had problem. Well. I mean sometimes you're like they ask
you to come answer the question on the board, and
I'm like, are you really sure I should? Because if
(16:56):
you have a stiff person syndrome right now, making an
erection joke right now, the direction jokes this disease, Try
to be respectful. We're not joking around about Selene Dion.
It's making bone er jokes. It's not a great name
for a disease. It feels sort of informal. Yes, well
(17:17):
maybe it is the informal. It's also called the Moorish
Waltman syndrome. There, that's there more shwokeman. Well that sounds
a lot scarier. Yeah, stiff person syndrome. So maybe the
first person, first celebrity diagnosed with stiff person syndrome. I
wonder if people are going to come out of the
woodwork now with it, other celebrities, just other people like
(17:41):
little would people, little woodman who live in the border
of woods. Yeah, I've been struggling with stiff mhmm. Yeah.
So the bet is, do you think another celebrity will
come out with stiff person syndrome in a month? You know,
I don't know. It seems like, um, I say no.
It will be strange if another celebrity says I also
(18:02):
have stiff perseuble down. Do you think another cast member
of Stranger Things will come out with stiff persons. I
think no, I think but that I say no because
stiff persis was extremely rare. Only one out of one
million people have with this. That's super rare. So quick
with your status, yes, twice as many women. They'll have
(18:22):
stiff persis syndrome as men. Symptoms can con occur at
any age, but usually developed between ages. Oh my god,
it's a pretty wide range because such a well known
person as contracted this disease, which has brought knowledge of
the disease. Right, So will the rates of it increase? Yeah?
(18:43):
I think I agree. I think it will. The rates
will increase. I think that's what happens because you think
maybe some other people like, wait a minute, they go
to the doctor and some doctor be like, oh, it's
just stress. You know, that's a classics of women who
say that doctors don't respect the pains and chronic problems
(19:04):
they say they have. So what's everybody? As I said,
you know, definitely definitely gonna go up. What about you
on Quirky Street seven, I'm gonna say, yeah, it's gonna
go up. Um, but we're not going to be privy
to it because we're not subscribe to any medical journals.
So Yeah, well, I subscribe to Mayo Clinics newsletter. But
(19:26):
that's like Hellman's and all that stuff. How about that
elves of the b D s M Lifestyles dis Oh
do you guys do alf on the shelf with your family?
(19:49):
I don't really know what all that is. Yeah, offen
the shelf is a manufactured tradition, Ah that has been
marketed wildly successfully two millions of parents who unwittingly get
themselves trapped in a grinding holiday tradition. Is its designed
(20:10):
to be? It's it's a more secular tradition. Maybe, well
it's you know, very commercialized, specialized. But you know some
some people like, oh, we gotta he's not an angel.
He's not like got to have a major scene or
we have to have a minora or whatever. No, we'll
do a elf on the shelf to be more secular. Yeah,
this is the secular side of Christmas marketing. How do
(20:31):
we how do we do this? We get an elf
and then we put it on a shelf. Okay, uh,
and every day he's got a move. Oh he's gotta move. Yeah,
and you can control your child's behavior because the elf
is there to watch your child's and they're the scene
if he's bad or very good. That sounds like and
I don't want to be crude when I say it,
(20:52):
but that sounds like a B D s M relationship.
Oh my god. And honey, baby, I'm gonna leave an
Elf in the room and you always know if you're bad.
How is that BDSM? You get no treats from me?
Your dumb hey, dumb Santa DOMI Claus balls on the
(21:14):
ball sort of like there's that Christmas song Dominic the Dom.
Really I love that song quickly called he ha, it's
Dominic the Dom. That's how it goes. Um And there's
been ELpH on the Shelf knockoffs, right, you've seen Snoop
on a stoop. I haven't seen that. They should do
(21:34):
stealth Elf on the shelf and he's doing missions or
the CIA. That'd be kind of cool, kind of a
B D s M thing. Oh my gosh. So I
mean on the ELpH on the Shelf Instagram. And there
is an Elf with um drawn blood at a hospital
wearing a hospital scrubs. Let's can we do a pre
existing condition between all of us? Because I don't know
(21:54):
the answer to this. How much does elf and the
Shelf take in per year revenue, I'm guess saying sixty
mill Maybe you want to say sixty mill over under,
I'm gonna say over. I'm gonna say under, but not
by much. I'm gonna say I'm gonna say under as well.
(22:16):
I'll say over just because we stick together inflation. But
I think it's so we're out of sixty mill mark
Elfen the Shelf annual revenue. The company increased its value
over the course of several years from approximately sixteen point
six million to almost five million. That's what That's the
(22:40):
number I'm going with. Yes, the quirkies win big, that's right. Uh.
The Elfhrom the Shelf brilliantly promotes well behaved children, family togetherness,
and the magic of the Christmas season. Yeah, so does
a fucking belt that you can hit them with. Well
guess what, hey, balls, that's your next project. You should
um develop the Dominatrix Santa you know, yeah, yeah, yeah,
(23:07):
I was thinking that too. Awards show pranks. Hey, guys,
what did you guys hear about what happened at the
Game Awards Awards announced Death Stranding too? Well? Yes, all right,
(23:29):
but but at the end from Software one Game of
the Year with elden ring rightfully deserved. I believe which
one someone that's it's like dark Souls. Someone snuck on
stage with them and while the show was ending, said
someone was a former rabbi into the microphone and that
(23:52):
the award was for this person. Here's here's the pre
existing condition. Who did he say? Was a former rabbi?
Connie west Elon Musk nine, Donald Trump? Seven, go with
the Holy Trinity? Five four, three to one. It was
(24:13):
Bill Clinton. He went on stage and he says, I
dedicate this to my former rabbi, Bill Clinton. Wow. And
he stuck on. He just walked up with them. Great wager.
It's like pop culture joke that only I knew about. Yeah,
and you took advantage of all of us and took
our money. Good for you because that really kind of
saved you a little bit. I'm like, I'm a gamer now,
(24:34):
I'm a gamer now. Star power. I am B D
b D, I am b D s m um the
top stars. Yeah, that's a big deal. I think every
(24:55):
year to I am dB, I am b D s M.
Does anybody else care about the idea? I am dB.
I think a lot of stars yeah, I think two.
It's there's some pretty obvious choices for this year's top stars. Definitely. Yeah,
I am dB DBS looking around. I'm thinking Haley Lou Richardson.
(25:18):
I have a better guest in my opinion. If you're
going to make this, sure, let's make it here. What
yours is? Um? Like I said, I said, as long
as you're in the list or the list is the
top ten celebrities based on the page views they got
from over two hundred million monthly viewers they come to
IMDb every month. The most popular star this year, Jenna
(25:40):
Ortega is is making this person's fifth time on the
list of top stars. Really, that's trickier. Yeah, I had
to have an idea. It's not Haley Lou Richard. Yeah,
I have an idea of like who would be on
the list so that, but yees, it's a person who's
been there for five the past five years, making it
her fifth time on the list, her fifth Yes, I
(26:02):
gave you a clue. I've got not necessarily consecutive, but
this person has been on the list five times. This
is tricky in condition, and I'm going to give you
eleven seconds this time. Starting down, Well, I know why.
(26:23):
I recently looked at her. I AMDB, so I'm just
gonna say maybe I contributed in some way to Reese Witherspoons.
I am dB page five or I know I'll lose,
but this is the only female celebrity that comes to mind. Um,
Jennifer Aniston. I'm saying Marilyn Monroe the movie or Olivia.
(26:47):
I always eaten between Olivia Wilde or Jennifer Aniston. Felsic
Jennifer Aniston, And I'm saying Reese Weatherspoon because they just
announced a sequel to Election. Oh that movie. I love
that movie. It's so good. How much money to I
have my account? You've got thirty dollars? Okay, we're going
to go ahead and double that. Oh no, no, that
(27:07):
I was right. I thought I was right so hard.
No no, no, no, no, come on. Oh oh no,
he's saying because he won. Okay, yeah, yeah, whatever, Yeah, yeah,
I want. I also already told you the name. I
gave you a clue earlier, and the armis damn it.
I was so close. And she's number one number one?
(27:29):
Is she an international star? I feel like I think
she was nude in the movie. Yes, but for five years.
People go to Idea five years she was in the
top ten list? She was? She was in the last
Blade Runner? Was that? Yeah? Really, hum Anadarmis? I mean,
I remember all these people hated that movie, so Blonde Runner,
(27:51):
imagine that I still need to watch Blonde. I need
to watch Blonde because I just don't need to. I
think it sounds like people say it's bad. Yeah, some people,
But I like that Rector a lot. And yeah, like
the fact that people are like, it's the most offensive movie.
And I think the fact that people hate it so
much says she was? Also, was she a Bond girl
and into Armish? No Time to Die? It sounds like
(28:14):
a bottom movie. Recent one was. Honestly, I think too.
This list maybe is one of the first indicators that
I'm aging out of Hollywood Hot Babes list. Really sorry,
Millie Alcock is wow, Millie Alcock? Do you know Milly Alcock? Is?
(28:34):
It sounds like a nickname a lot of Netflix stars.
I would say, yeah. I think Netflix is one of
the Internet's best kept secrets. Greek drinks Rikish three or seven.
I think you're going to appreciate this. This next topic
on the missies, that's awesome. Pitchfork has put out their
(28:57):
list of a hundred best songs twenty two. I remember
when Pitchfork ust rate hay Balers. What's pay Balers? It's
a farm joke. It's like a farm Wait, it was
similar to your mayonnaise joke, but your mayonnaise joke was pure,
and this just felt like, Hey, I just like good
at representing Middle America's culture. Now, that's honestly number one.
(29:19):
If you're gonna talk about Pitchfork, treat it with respect. Okay,
that finest in contemporary music for aging millennials, and you
need to be cooler about it because if pitchforth listening,
you're embarrassing me right now. If Spin is for aging
x thers, Pitchfork is for aging millennials. Pitchfork owned by
Conde Nasty Condie, nasty, disgraced rapper. See that was that
(29:47):
was up there almost to the erection joke. Well, I
I already knew what the best song was because I
think you and I had discussed this offline. Perhaps, Yeah,
we were excitedly texted each other. Is that wouldn't give
a good congratulations to our friends always? Who you know who?
Who would have thought in two man making melodic rock
(30:08):
music would be considered some of the best music of
the year. I don't I don't have a bat for this.
We can think of that interesting topic, well do I'll
do a pre existing condition for all you see what happens? Uh?
What was the number one album of the year according
to Pitchfork. I don't know one album of the year. Well,
that's why it's a pre existing condition. I don't know
anything about games. Yeah, the number one music album of
(30:33):
the year, you have to get just the artist and funny,
we could start counting down now ten, I'll say Taylor
Swifts one that blew up Spotify five four two one,
I will say Taylor Swift. I. I think that's a
(30:55):
pretty good guess. But it didn't even crack the top fifty,
so you were going to lose ten dollars and I'm
sorry about that now, bad bunny at least got up
the number five, so that's a very good guess. And
I will say the number one album wait wait, can
I wait? Wait? Wait? Wait? Wait? Is Renaissance? Yes, okay,
(31:18):
you get all the money then no, it is Renaissance
by Beyonce. The winner is Quirky shout out to Beyonce
because you know, break my Soul ushered in a sorely
needed season of abandon and relief, serving as bombing catalyst
at the same time. Wouldn't you guys agree? Yeah yeah,
(31:38):
I never thought about it that way, but I did
not so eloquently. I think you shouldn't named all her
albums after driven different drinks. I like, yeah, pilk very vinegary,
so you want to hear her album my own p
What is my own? Is that? Like from Greece, I'm
(32:00):
now I heart prop culture. I love prop culture at
gmail dot com. And also we remember that nothing we
say here is reliable sure, and that prop culture is
a production of School of Humans and My Heart podcasts.
Closing up the missive prop culture pure
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