September 14, 2022 • 30 mins
Our digital friends agree to maintain decorum even during heated Pre-existing Conditions. While exploring this week in our silly world, they discuss strange human gestures and royalty on Airbnb. Loot’s frustration sneaks out about landscaped yards, while the others ponder if Louise likes Thelma and debate the exhaustion generated by high-concept memes. Quirkies #1988 rolls in with a celebrity real estate update.
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Speaker 1 (00:07):
You're listening to prop culture. Hello, this is loot Bag
from loud for Adventures. Not sure what that means that
I'm from lud for Adventures. Do you guys know what
that means? No, I have no idea. I think it
means you're from a series of images that maybe people
who see you do. You don't know, you don't even
(00:27):
know what you're talking about. You're just like pausing, making
up more words. Yeah, you just want to look good
towards LUD because you don't have a father figure yet.
Um stagger Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you don't have father
figure yet, and you're just cleaning on, like saying, agreeing
with whatever he says, because loots the closest father figure
you can get. Okay, undisclosed, depend No, what's it called? God?
(00:50):
Pre existing condition? Before that? Pause, pause, pause. We got
really heated last week, guys. I want to make sure
that we don't go down the same route at right
it again. I actually had to edit out a lot
of the hurtful things we said to each other, a
lot of the insulting, a lot of the cursing, a
(01:10):
lot of the F words. But I don't see like
people can hear me call you a sperm NINNI. It's
not a big deal. Sperm. We'll allowed three sperm ninnis
an episode, so don't do anymore. I can call you
a winkle voss. Come on, what about a thumb plunger?
(01:33):
What about a cum brumbler? Let's here it. What's your
prexisting conditions? My favorite part? What famous British celebrity died recently? Kidding?
Let's go on with this show. I got a good
one for later. We're here to make friendly wages on
current events as dictated by the miss of it is
due to arrive any moment. Will Queen Elizabeth come back
(01:55):
from the dead? No, I say no, Um, I don't.
I can't say exactly why. It's just a hunch. I'm
gonna put my money where my mouth is and say,
Queen Elizabeth not raising from the dead. I do not
think she'll come back from the dead. And to Charles
is now the king, and I think it will really
hurt his mojo if after waiting for almost fifty years
(02:16):
to be king, his mom coming back and taking away
Charles in charge. Yeah, I'm going to double down and say,
not only will she not come back, I think they
killed her earlier, so she wouldn't be dead on like
a famous day like September eleven. Oh, they youuthanized her
because they euthanized one of the old kings. Oh yeah,
I heard about this. They shot him up with cocaine
(02:38):
and morphine so that he didn't die. After the papers
went to pressed, it was it would be uncouth to
have that such a listing in the afternoon papers. And
that's how much power pellitz Are had back in the day. Yes,
just to be a contrarian, I'm going to go ahead
and say that she is going to come back, and
when she does, she's going to be furious, and she's
gonna know that we've talked about this and you guys
(03:00):
are going to be in deep shit. If she knew
all of the lighthearted jokes we were making about her passing,
she would say, look, I lived my life in luxury.
I had wealth and excess on a level you would
never know more. Frankly, I don't care because I'm past well.
She she would probably say, oh more comb brumbling from
(03:20):
that sperm, Ninny Bo. That's our third one. Dude, Oh
my gosh, I just shut down the podcast. Do you
think proper culture should become a twenty four hour news source. Yes, always,
we should have a we should have a website like Drudge,
and we should have constantly be updating constant broadcasts and
in anticipation for opening the missive. Um, I would like
(03:44):
to issue a proclamation that this will be a royal
themed episode because we can't help it. And if it's
okay with you quirkies three oh seven, I'd like to
offer a pre existing condition. I'll get out of the way.
Have you been listening to all the people singing sucking
(04:06):
him palace? No? Well, I did hear people seeing God
save the King for sucking him phallus as I saw
it on Twitter. Um. Yeah, that's right, Quar. They've been
singing God Save the King. Have you listened to that
(04:26):
at all? How does it go? Well, that's that's my
pre existing condition. It is the same melody as a
famous American song, God Saved the King. As the same
melody as what famous American song tent God Bless America.
I think I'll go with um, God save the King,
(04:52):
goddamn book, God's it the King, God Save the King?
As I choose no answer or my country, my country
tis of the too late. You've already answered that one.
It was it was my country I forgot. Yeah, yeah,
too late. Wait so I owe you money too, now yeah,
(05:13):
all three of you on me? Well, I mean you're
destroying the whole premise, you know, So I'm just like
what you're destroying the whole premise? Yes, I mean like
this whole show is fun if yes, remember what we
talked about. Yeah, I'm just gonna try to have fun,
try to enjoy each other's company. No, I don't think
it's you know, there's needs to be conflict and there
(05:35):
needs to be Yeah, So I mean we're gonna get
all kicked out anyways. I mean I mean we're all
gonna get kicked out because of Zero anyways. Yeah, yeah,
We're all gonna get zeroed out because of Zero because
yeah I thought there was a character named Zero. Yeah,
we're gonna get all get zeroed out anyway. So I
don't really care. To be honest, you'd rather be the
King of England or have hot dog shaped fingers? King
(05:59):
of England? Why would want hot dogs? Yeah? That sounds
going to say, is this everything everywhere all at once? That? Yeah? Yeah,
I don't believe you would you rather die or be
Swiss army man. Did you watch the King with his
giant hot dog fingers? I don't know what you're talking about.
King Charles. Dude, I am like the one who wants
(06:22):
to be a tampon. Yes, it looks like he's holding
two eight packs of hot dogs. When he puts his
hands out, imagine hot dogs with rings on them. He
just looks very um reddish on his cheeks. He's a
ruddy bloke. Well, I think women go up to me
and go like, oh my god, why do you have
such long hot dog fingers? Prince Charles, And he says,
(06:43):
the better to plug your uterine lining bleeding like the
big Redley wolfe. Who do you think fucked more women,
King Charles or Joe Biden. That's a good question. I
think King Charles. I wish I had the answer so
I could do a pre existing condition. But I think
King Charles is born into like an incestuous crib where
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people are just thrown on his lap and he hasn't
had to think about anything other than to look presentable
on TV sometimes, and even then he can't do that.
I think Joe Biden has to work to get laid
until now that he's president. What do you think Charlie's
body count is Charlie's body count terms of sleeping with
woman at least one oh one at least Yeah, he
(07:27):
was like a as soon as I've dicked down as
many dames as Dalmatians, he wrote in his book Notebook. Yeah.
I mean, people forget that Diana was eighteen years old
once she, I think, got engaged with Charles and he
was like thirty one, and he dated Diana's sister before that. Yeah,
and Diana is hotter than anybody Joe Biden has been with.
I know I have. I mean, I think this will
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probably get cut off, but I've heard from many tabloids
that she was very sexually promiscuous herself as well. Really,
who's gonna cut it off? Yes, probably the Queen. Oh
here it is? What is it? It's Drake. Oh, it's Drake.
Come in with the Mrs Drake, dear lute back, and
(08:15):
the rest existence continues to be a gamble. I have
a pre existing condition right now, Fingers off your computers,
ladies and gentlemen, because I have a question. What is
Drake's real first name? Ten seven five four three to
(08:42):
one Murray last stop. Drake's real first name is Aubrey.
Oh my god, that's great. Aubrey Drake Graham. Alight, I
got some money back bucks pc O ten got me
up back baby. Let me try one. I actually have
a good one. I actually did some research pre existing condition.
(09:07):
I was this way and then like a plane shoots
down a rice patty, it's Vietnam. Um. Martha Stewart has
admitted on a website in their article. In an interview
the reporter Sarah Lemier, she admitted. Martha Stewart, famous arrest ee,
famous x con says she has socialite, yeah, disgrace, social
(09:33):
light and friend to uh woman's seller and drug addict
Snoop Dogg, hottest criminal in the jail. She says she
has one very bad habit that's part of her bedtime routine.
What is it? Ten nine eight seven drinks five four
(09:57):
smokes pot one here oreos oreos oreos beers. Nope, apparently
she's an admitted in quotes insomniac and she keeps two
iPads charged at her bed to play puzzles all night.
Oh okay, that's a bad habit and that that was
(10:17):
a good one. You've wont a little bit of money there. Okay, well,
I'm really excited for Quirk to step up with it.
She looks at iPads, which I am doing right now.
I'm looking at iPads, cool awkward gestures. What is a
curtsy for? You know, dogs and like cats show you
(10:39):
their belly and their ass to like show hey, I
don't think you're gonna attack me. I respect you. I
think it's someone showing with the kilter of skirt you
could like go up there. So it's a woman offering
her she's safe, she feels safe enough to expose her panties.
(11:00):
That's what a curtsy is. Yeah, Oh my gosh, fall
you see Liz trust curtsying. Of all the death and
gloom coming out of England, this was by far the
funniest thing that I've seen out of all of it.
Oh the British Prime Minister, the lady who like took over,
Boris Johnson said aside an hour to watch her curtsying,
(11:20):
because you'll turn it on and you'll watch it over
and over and over again. Is the Internet lambasting her
for her curtsy? You know it? Jeff Bezos quote tweeted her,
which was an attack. Wait, Jeff Bezos has Twitter, yeah,
and whenever he quote tweets someone it's an attack. Really wow,
he has nothing to do. I mean, he should go
back to running Amazon again because obviously this whole semi
(11:44):
retirement is not good for him. That curtsy is really funny.
I mean, but I think all British politicians at the
end curtesy for the orlds. Because there was this very
interesting photo that went on Twitter around two years ago
of um, Theresa May actually curts saying William and Catherine Yeah,
and it was very submissive yeah, like you know, a
(12:08):
Prime Minister Kurt saying like these younger royals. I was like,
whoa wait, So people are really blasting this woman for
doing this? Why I don't I don't understand what they
It's just funny, funny. There's like articles, how is it awkward?
She just gave a little quick little bow. She didn't.
She gave a little like a little bob. It's like
she thought there was a chair there and then realized
(12:30):
there was. I feel like I've done that hundreds of
times the people when I first meet them, that is
kind of what you look like. Yeah, yeah, I do
like a little nod thing and my knees do a
little bounce. It's fantastic and I can't stop watching it.
I don't think Liz Trust broke my trust. I think
it was respectful and dignified and she's cool with me.
(12:52):
Who is she the prime Minister? O the prime Oh
that's cringe? Then? Yeah? Will she? Will she kurtsy differently
next time she curtsies? I think she will. Will she
change her curtsy system? We may never see Liz Trust
attempt a Curtsey Curtesy courtesy. I think she's gonna do
something even crazier next time, like a flourish Yeah. I
(13:14):
think she's gonna go on Jimmy Kimmel and read a
mean tweet. I don't think she was even elected, she
was just appointed within the Tories. But you know, this
has garnered so much attention in social media that she
has no choice but to practice curtsy. I haven't seen
it at all in social media. I've only seen people
complaining about Jeff Bezos. I think also, you're like you're
(13:35):
indifferent spheres. You're like you're in like this weird anime
furry sphere. Yeah, sex people's sphere. Sexually, I think I'm
actually in reality in like a very left wing Twitter sphere.
That's all my feet is. It's very trying to get
like universal healthcare. No people. I mean, that's a smart
thing to do. If you want young if you want
(13:56):
young humans to take interest in you balls, that's the
thing to do. Be pretty like a humanitarian, a left
wing hum out of charity. I think that's the way,
the best way for not adonis like enough tease to
get attended from. I'm a sex symbol, don't you understand,
I'm the balls attached to one of the greatest rock
(14:17):
and roll musicians of all time. You're a non adonnist type. Um,
but no, it is great to learn about how uh
the already fat Brendan Fraser putting on a fat suit
is bad for fat people. That's the sphere. I mean,
did he put on a fat suit? Apparently? Yes, he
was in the seat for hours getting us prosthetics for
(14:39):
the whale. Whale is a very successful new movie. Is
that a book at the Venice Film Festival? Right? Like
everything else. I think it's based on the novel Push
by Sapphire. I mean, it is interesting to hear that
in America, forty six point per cent of children I
think are considered overweight, which you know, it might be
(15:00):
UM Darren Aronofsky's way of trying to reach to a
younger audience because forty six point seven or like something
like that, UM are considered overweight in America. I don't know.
It seems like a lot of at least the more
activists overweight people find it offensive that he's put on
a fat suit and that it portrays over eating negatively.
Why they should have gotten a real fat guy but
(15:24):
he's already pretty fat. And also I don't know, I
just never get this, But you know, whatever, what's the
movie about. It's about, I believe from what I've heard,
he he leaves his wife when he comes out in
older in life, he's had kids, and he's like, I'm
realized I'm gay and I'm gonna go be with a guy.
And that guy either dies or leaves him, and he
starts over eating and just getting really depressed. And it's
(15:46):
about his just relationship with his children at that point
in his life. Okay, terrible, I'll do as I was
reading about this movie and Whale, Okay, no, But my
question is, so, how many kilograms is the point in
(16:10):
character Charlie is supposed to be. And I'm using kilograms
because it's the royal proclamation kiograms. So that's what I
was going to guess. Count Count quirky n I don't know,
can't do the six whatever you're going to say a
(16:33):
hundred one. It was two. He's like the whale, like
a whale. Yeah, yeah, none of us got that. Yeah, wow, okay,
well twelve, I mean everybody, if everybody does said, well,
just I'll just do one. But I'm just going to
do one. I'm not gonna do anymore. Yeah, you're back
to the top. Now I'm in last place. That's my dog.
(17:02):
I've got I've got a great pre existing condition. But
what is the name of Queen Elizabeth's first corgy. I'll
give you a hint, Green Day Dookie for Billie Joe one.
I gotta say Dookie. She called her corgy Dukie. I'm
(17:24):
gonna say Billy ten. I'm gonna rug going to do
That's how she talks. Two two Duckie is a Green
Day album. The Breed first told her heart in three
(17:47):
when her father, King George the sixth brought home a
corgy named Dookie from a local kennel hold On hold on.
The Queen's early love for the breed eventually led to
a Corky dynasty atop the royal Quargy family lineage. Sits Susan,
(18:08):
whom the Queen received as a gift for her eighteenth birthday. Wait,
so am I wrong? Everyone's wrong? I thought I thought quirky.
Is said Susan. Yeah, she said, she said Susanne. No,
she said Susan. She said Susanne. She definitely said. This
is ann Gate. Now, hey, my pronunciation might be slightly
(18:30):
off been I'm just a pronunciation thing, but he's the
British pronunciation. Su okay, okay. I threw you a curveball
with the Dukie. Well why did you do that? Because
it was fun? I mean, but I think it could
be DUKEI what about Dukie? So her king Charles, But
I think it could be Dukie. Don't you consider the
(18:51):
dog that you first had as a kid or dog
as well? If it was her dad's dog, then I
really differ to you guys, because I think you're sort
of both right. Yes, yeah, I so we each get
twenty dollars, including me. I think you're both right. We're
having everyone's back. Good for you and ady and good
for me. Yeah, a happy episode. Does Queen Elizabeth did
(19:11):
I'm sorry, did Queen Elizabeth have a throne? Don't say bout,
don't say toilet, don't say bathroom. Yes she did, so
she had a throne that she would sit on and stuff.
Yeah for photos, that's awesome. I'm so a dedicated throne
just for a show and just for lounging. Probably, right,
they don't look comfortable thrones that people would come up
(19:33):
like like the whatever the Joker or whatever Jester the Jester.
I'm thinking of joker. I'm thinking of why so serious
because we're bombing the balcons, Joker or something like that, right,
Like we're bombing the balcons, you come, brumbler. The grass
(19:57):
is always greener, greener. One thing you can do online
if you're a fan of Queen Elizabeth is you can
rent her garden house, part of her Sandringham estate on Airbnb.
Oh my gosh, really how many pounds? Four eight oh
pounds sterling? That is it a big place? The residents
(20:18):
was once home to Elizabeth's former head gardener. It's booked
solid through uh, four bedrooms, four baths, eight guests at
a time, surrounded by gardens. Of course, what is it
with English people in their fucking gardens? I mean off, no,
(20:39):
Americans have it as well. Americans are descendants of a
lot of the English people, and they have a lot
of four lawns. You know, they love their backyards, in
their front yards. I think that's an extension of the
British love for gardens outlaw. Yards yards are killing America.
They're killing America's water, They're killing America's flora and fauna.
(21:02):
This bizarre love of these bullshit yards killing us. You
wouldn't like to just lay down any yard and not
an artificially curated yard. Give me a healthy, normal, natural
native yard like a forest floor. Yes, you want to
sleep in the underbrush. I walked through the park and
(21:22):
I see fucking gas powered leaf blowers blowing leaves and
the botanical gardens. It's a garden. Would you be against
going to a salon and seeing a electricity powered hair
blow dryer blowing hair? You make a very good point,
thank you. I would. I think we should go back
to just organic mouth blowing. So anyway, this just in
(21:47):
so anyway, the Queen's house has been pulled off Airbnb.
With respect to the royal family in light of Queen
Elizabeth's passing, and they're refinding all the reservations and it's
possible may be realisted in the future. Quirkies, you have
a special attention about celebrities who have very expensive properties
who rent them out as BNBS diseases. Hey, I want
(22:15):
to pour a little bit out my red bull for
our boy beebes. Why well, what about Justin Bieber canceled
his tour because of the coronavirus. I heard it. It
was exhaustion, taking a break to prioritize his health. To
pop icon announced and Instagrams around Tuesday, he's canceling the
remainder of his tour to rest and get better. Seventy shows.
(22:38):
There's some people out there who were for him who
are pissed. Yeah, yeah, I get that. But yeah, because
he has some sort of facial paralysis. It's Ramsey Hunt syndrome.
What is Ramsey Hunt pre existing condition? Ten disease, A disease.
It's a special paralysis. It's a condition. Uh just said it.
(23:01):
Facial nervous system facial disease, disease, nervous disease. You all
three of you won that one, all right? So we
all get ten dollars from you. Yeah. Wow? Is how
fun and easy it is? Susan's sexuality. A lot of
(23:26):
people complaining that all this royal stuff is obscuring. Uh,
Susan Surrandon's sexuality news clearly ahead. I have not heard about.
This is our bet for them. Then what sexuality did
she come out as? What did what? Did sus Surrandon
come out as? Bisexual? Susan Surrandon came out. I think
(23:52):
it's a political statement. I think she came out of straight.
She's super straight by sexual she said, I'm by every
celebrity female celebrities say that they're bisexual. I don't think so. No,
I don't know a lot of specially ones over sixty.
I don't think that every millennial celebrity says they are bisexual.
(24:16):
She's very much not a millennial. But she is promoting
a movie and she's got people talking about it when
she says on Jimmy Fallons Show, I'm by She, by
the way, incredible. In the fourth or third season of
Search Party, she was very funny in it. Really, So
do you think she still has acting chops balls? Yeah?
(24:39):
I mean, because you're all about sex, so like, if
you crazy about sex, who we're talking about Tacos, Susan Brandon.
I'm sorry, I was thinking of the wrong person. Yeah,
so I was thinking of Suzanne's s Struthers, Sally Struthers,
Sally's Suzanne Summers as a reporter. I mean, you know,
(25:00):
I think, honestly, if you told me that Susan Surrandon
was bisexual before five minutes ago, I wouldn't have even
bad in than I. I I just it seems appropriate. No,
I'm not saying no, I'm not saying that with hate
in my heart. I'm just saying it's not it would
be natural. It seems like a nada thing that we
(25:20):
wouldn't even talk about. Well, do you think she's a
good example for other young bisexuals when she drives off
a cliff with Gina Davis? That was a movie that
was a movie and not about the royals. Not the
first time the actor has verbally hinted that she's not straight.
In the Rocky Hart Picture Show, star previously told the
LGBTQ plus publication Pride source that her sexuality was open.
(25:46):
Susan Srandon is starring in the upcoming show Monarch. It's
a little bit of a country music drama, a little
bit of a murder mystery, and I wonder it is
a daily beast right by saying Monarch is so bad,
An officially killed the network drama Wow. Whoever cast Susan
Surrandon is a matriarch of a family of country music
(26:07):
artist in the show that there are in Fox of
all places, as imad genius, or so I thought when
I first heard about Monarch, the network's new drama series,
Surrandon is largely and vexcellently absent from the show. Well,
so you can't just say, oh, it's gonna be good
because this actor is in it. Of shows and movies
and so many things are collaborative, things that lots of
(26:28):
pieces come together. Can't just be I'm tired of this,
just this memification of high concept. Oh if this happened
and it was this actor, it would be amazing. It's like, well,
it's more than everything. Things are more than a concept.
When this comes out, will Monarch be a hit or
a miss? All the critics and stuff have their own
(26:50):
pre existing conditions here. They're like, it's gonna bomb, it's
gonna bomb, It's gonna bomb. But could it be some
sort of reverse pr of course, that they got people
talking about it, maybe foxing out some shitty clips to
try to get people talking about it, trying to get
some some engagement going with the snarky internet commentary. Here
(27:10):
we are talking about it being snarky. Wasn't there a
Nashville TV show that was very popular people like that,
Will Monarch, which will have premiere by the time this
podcast pops up, be a hit or miss. Let's guess
over under seven point oh on IMDb next time under,
I will also say under. I'm going to say over.
(27:34):
I'll go against everyone to say that I am dB
wise oh barely go up seven point zero, So above
seven out. You know, I was watching her movie Atlantic City,
Susanne Susan Sir Randon, Suzanne Summers, and in the beginning
of that film, Sally she uh stands she's in the
(27:55):
kitchen and she's standing in front of an open window,
and she pulls down on her shirt and she squeezes
lemon onto her breasts and rubs it in m interesting.
So Louis Mail film Balls, you should check it out.
You're like, you like, yeah, yeah, I love him. I
love Elevator to the Gal has got all quiet during
(28:15):
that story. Well, let's think about some sour tits. Is
that oh gosh, yeah, balls, Now you're going to sex
like territory, which so the good, it's a good it's
not time to intersect real estate news. Have a good
bet not a pre existing condition. But but okay, so,
by the way, Paul Thomas Middle ditches, Yeah, it still
(28:39):
has not sold yet, so this might be a longer
bet than this guy. Yeah. Yeah. Apparently the house across
Jeff Beso's house and Beverly Hills is up for sale
for ten point million. Okay, and it's originally designed by
Wallace Neff. It just popped up for sale asking a
spec under eleven million, and the house is also part
(29:03):
of Hollywood history. But anyways, my bed here is that,
as we've seen with Dan Harmon, people with money like
just buying houses around them, you know, just so that
they won't have any namors. So my that is, well,
Jeff Bezos buy this house across him for ten millions. Yeah,
you know, it's interesting that it's across from him and
(29:25):
not next to him. I feel like there's a fundamental
disconnect about being across the street instead of next door,
like Dan Harmon did I'm going to say no. What
do you think, balls? I I say no, you say no.
I think this is absurd, and I think no man
needs more than one house. Okay, not even a vacation house. Well,
(29:46):
I will go with my other quirkies and say that
Jeff Bezos will buy this house just because the balls. Now,
when I say he'll buy it, I'm condoning it. I'm
just saying what I think. Don't say Hay is for horses.
Quick reminder, everything we say on this podcast is completely unreliable. Uh.
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Prop Culture is a production of My Heart Podcasts and
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I heeart prop culture or I love prop culture at
gmail dot com. May you all have perpetual consciousness beyond
your death. Thanks. Yeah, I'm not granting it. I'm cured.
(30:28):
I'm wishing it for you. It's not up to me.
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You're listening to prop culture. Hello, this is loot Bag
from loud for Adventures. Not sure what that means that
I'm from lud for Adventures. Do you guys know what
that means? No, I have no idea. I think it
means you're from a series of images that maybe people
who see you do. You don't know, you don't even
(00:27):
know what you're talking about. You're just like pausing, making
up more words. Yeah, you just want to look good
towards LUD because you don't have a father figure yet.
Um stagger Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you don't have father
figure yet, and you're just cleaning on, like saying, agreeing
with whatever he says, because loots the closest father figure
you can get. Okay, undisclosed, depend No, what's it called? God?
(00:50):
Pre existing condition? Before that? Pause, pause, pause. We got
really heated last week, guys. I want to make sure
that we don't go down the same route at right
it again. I actually had to edit out a lot
of the hurtful things we said to each other, a
lot of the insulting, a lot of the cursing, a
(01:10):
lot of the F words. But I don't see like
people can hear me call you a sperm NINNI. It's
not a big deal. Sperm. We'll allowed three sperm ninnis
an episode, so don't do anymore. I can call you
a winkle voss. Come on, what about a thumb plunger?
(01:33):
What about a cum brumbler? Let's here it. What's your
prexisting conditions? My favorite part? What famous British celebrity died recently? Kidding?
Let's go on with this show. I got a good
one for later. We're here to make friendly wages on
current events as dictated by the miss of it is
due to arrive any moment. Will Queen Elizabeth come back
(01:55):
from the dead? No, I say no, Um, I don't.
I can't say exactly why. It's just a hunch. I'm
gonna put my money where my mouth is and say,
Queen Elizabeth not raising from the dead. I do not
think she'll come back from the dead. And to Charles
is now the king, and I think it will really
hurt his mojo if after waiting for almost fifty years
(02:16):
to be king, his mom coming back and taking away
Charles in charge. Yeah, I'm going to double down and say,
not only will she not come back, I think they
killed her earlier, so she wouldn't be dead on like
a famous day like September eleven. Oh, they youuthanized her
because they euthanized one of the old kings. Oh yeah,
I heard about this. They shot him up with cocaine
(02:38):
and morphine so that he didn't die. After the papers
went to pressed, it was it would be uncouth to
have that such a listing in the afternoon papers. And
that's how much power pellitz Are had back in the day. Yes,
just to be a contrarian, I'm going to go ahead
and say that she is going to come back, and
when she does, she's going to be furious, and she's
gonna know that we've talked about this and you guys
(03:00):
are going to be in deep shit. If she knew
all of the lighthearted jokes we were making about her passing,
she would say, look, I lived my life in luxury.
I had wealth and excess on a level you would
never know more. Frankly, I don't care because I'm past well.
She she would probably say, oh more comb brumbling from
(03:20):
that sperm, Ninny Bo. That's our third one. Dude, Oh
my gosh, I just shut down the podcast. Do you
think proper culture should become a twenty four hour news source. Yes, always,
we should have a we should have a website like Drudge,
and we should have constantly be updating constant broadcasts and
in anticipation for opening the missive. Um, I would like
(03:44):
to issue a proclamation that this will be a royal
themed episode because we can't help it. And if it's
okay with you quirkies three oh seven, I'd like to
offer a pre existing condition. I'll get out of the way.
Have you been listening to all the people singing sucking
(04:06):
him palace? No? Well, I did hear people seeing God
save the King for sucking him phallus as I saw
it on Twitter. Um. Yeah, that's right, Quar. They've been
singing God Save the King. Have you listened to that
(04:26):
at all? How does it go? Well, that's that's my
pre existing condition. It is the same melody as a
famous American song, God Saved the King. As the same
melody as what famous American song tent God Bless America.
I think I'll go with um, God save the King,
(04:52):
goddamn book, God's it the King, God Save the King?
As I choose no answer or my country, my country
tis of the too late. You've already answered that one.
It was it was my country I forgot. Yeah, yeah,
too late. Wait so I owe you money too, now yeah,
(05:13):
all three of you on me? Well, I mean you're
destroying the whole premise, you know, So I'm just like
what you're destroying the whole premise? Yes, I mean like
this whole show is fun if yes, remember what we
talked about. Yeah, I'm just gonna try to have fun,
try to enjoy each other's company. No, I don't think
it's you know, there's needs to be conflict and there
(05:35):
needs to be Yeah, So I mean we're gonna get
all kicked out anyways. I mean I mean we're all
gonna get kicked out because of Zero anyways. Yeah, yeah,
We're all gonna get zeroed out because of Zero because
yeah I thought there was a character named Zero. Yeah,
we're gonna get all get zeroed out anyway. So I
don't really care. To be honest, you'd rather be the
King of England or have hot dog shaped fingers? King
(05:59):
of England? Why would want hot dogs? Yeah? That sounds
going to say, is this everything everywhere all at once? That? Yeah? Yeah,
I don't believe you would you rather die or be
Swiss army man. Did you watch the King with his
giant hot dog fingers? I don't know what you're talking about.
King Charles. Dude, I am like the one who wants
(06:22):
to be a tampon. Yes, it looks like he's holding
two eight packs of hot dogs. When he puts his
hands out, imagine hot dogs with rings on them. He
just looks very um reddish on his cheeks. He's a
ruddy bloke. Well, I think women go up to me
and go like, oh my god, why do you have
such long hot dog fingers? Prince Charles, And he says,
(06:43):
the better to plug your uterine lining bleeding like the
big Redley wolfe. Who do you think fucked more women,
King Charles or Joe Biden. That's a good question. I
think King Charles. I wish I had the answer so
I could do a pre existing condition. But I think
King Charles is born into like an incestuous crib where
(07:04):
people are just thrown on his lap and he hasn't
had to think about anything other than to look presentable
on TV sometimes, and even then he can't do that.
I think Joe Biden has to work to get laid
until now that he's president. What do you think Charlie's
body count is Charlie's body count terms of sleeping with
woman at least one oh one at least Yeah, he
(07:27):
was like a as soon as I've dicked down as
many dames as Dalmatians, he wrote in his book Notebook. Yeah.
I mean, people forget that Diana was eighteen years old
once she, I think, got engaged with Charles and he
was like thirty one, and he dated Diana's sister before that. Yeah,
and Diana is hotter than anybody Joe Biden has been with.
I know I have. I mean, I think this will
(07:49):
probably get cut off, but I've heard from many tabloids
that she was very sexually promiscuous herself as well. Really,
who's gonna cut it off? Yes, probably the Queen. Oh
here it is? What is it? It's Drake. Oh, it's Drake.
Come in with the Mrs Drake, dear lute back, and
(08:15):
the rest existence continues to be a gamble. I have
a pre existing condition right now, Fingers off your computers,
ladies and gentlemen, because I have a question. What is
Drake's real first name? Ten seven five four three to
(08:42):
one Murray last stop. Drake's real first name is Aubrey.
Oh my god, that's great. Aubrey Drake Graham. Alight, I
got some money back bucks pc O ten got me
up back baby. Let me try one. I actually have
a good one. I actually did some research pre existing condition.
(09:07):
I was this way and then like a plane shoots
down a rice patty, it's Vietnam. Um. Martha Stewart has
admitted on a website in their article. In an interview
the reporter Sarah Lemier, she admitted. Martha Stewart, famous arrest ee,
famous x con says she has socialite, yeah, disgrace, social
(09:33):
light and friend to uh woman's seller and drug addict
Snoop Dogg, hottest criminal in the jail. She says she
has one very bad habit that's part of her bedtime routine.
What is it? Ten nine eight seven drinks five four
(09:57):
smokes pot one here oreos oreos oreos beers. Nope, apparently
she's an admitted in quotes insomniac and she keeps two
iPads charged at her bed to play puzzles all night.
Oh okay, that's a bad habit and that that was
(10:17):
a good one. You've wont a little bit of money there. Okay, well,
I'm really excited for Quirk to step up with it.
She looks at iPads, which I am doing right now.
I'm looking at iPads, cool awkward gestures. What is a
curtsy for? You know, dogs and like cats show you
(10:39):
their belly and their ass to like show hey, I
don't think you're gonna attack me. I respect you. I
think it's someone showing with the kilter of skirt you
could like go up there. So it's a woman offering
her she's safe, she feels safe enough to expose her panties.
(11:00):
That's what a curtsy is. Yeah, Oh my gosh, fall
you see Liz trust curtsying. Of all the death and
gloom coming out of England, this was by far the
funniest thing that I've seen out of all of it.
Oh the British Prime Minister, the lady who like took over,
Boris Johnson said aside an hour to watch her curtsying,
(11:20):
because you'll turn it on and you'll watch it over
and over and over again. Is the Internet lambasting her
for her curtsy? You know it? Jeff Bezos quote tweeted her,
which was an attack. Wait, Jeff Bezos has Twitter, yeah,
and whenever he quote tweets someone it's an attack. Really wow,
he has nothing to do. I mean, he should go
back to running Amazon again because obviously this whole semi
(11:44):
retirement is not good for him. That curtsy is really funny.
I mean, but I think all British politicians at the
end curtesy for the orlds. Because there was this very
interesting photo that went on Twitter around two years ago
of um, Theresa May actually curts saying William and Catherine Yeah,
and it was very submissive yeah, like you know, a
(12:08):
Prime Minister Kurt saying like these younger royals. I was like,
whoa wait, So people are really blasting this woman for
doing this? Why I don't I don't understand what they
It's just funny, funny. There's like articles, how is it awkward?
She just gave a little quick little bow. She didn't.
She gave a little like a little bob. It's like
she thought there was a chair there and then realized
(12:30):
there was. I feel like I've done that hundreds of
times the people when I first meet them, that is
kind of what you look like. Yeah, yeah, I do
like a little nod thing and my knees do a
little bounce. It's fantastic and I can't stop watching it.
I don't think Liz Trust broke my trust. I think
it was respectful and dignified and she's cool with me.
(12:52):
Who is she the prime Minister? O the prime Oh
that's cringe? Then? Yeah? Will she? Will she kurtsy differently
next time she curtsies? I think she will. Will she
change her curtsy system? We may never see Liz Trust
attempt a Curtsey Curtesy courtesy. I think she's gonna do
something even crazier next time, like a flourish Yeah. I
(13:14):
think she's gonna go on Jimmy Kimmel and read a
mean tweet. I don't think she was even elected, she
was just appointed within the Tories. But you know, this
has garnered so much attention in social media that she
has no choice but to practice curtsy. I haven't seen
it at all in social media. I've only seen people
complaining about Jeff Bezos. I think also, you're like you're
(13:35):
indifferent spheres. You're like you're in like this weird anime
furry sphere. Yeah, sex people's sphere. Sexually, I think I'm
actually in reality in like a very left wing Twitter sphere.
That's all my feet is. It's very trying to get
like universal healthcare. No people. I mean, that's a smart
thing to do. If you want young if you want
(13:56):
young humans to take interest in you balls, that's the
thing to do. Be pretty like a humanitarian, a left
wing hum out of charity. I think that's the way,
the best way for not adonis like enough tease to
get attended from. I'm a sex symbol, don't you understand,
I'm the balls attached to one of the greatest rock
(14:17):
and roll musicians of all time. You're a non adonnist type. Um,
but no, it is great to learn about how uh
the already fat Brendan Fraser putting on a fat suit
is bad for fat people. That's the sphere. I mean,
did he put on a fat suit? Apparently? Yes, he
was in the seat for hours getting us prosthetics for
(14:39):
the whale. Whale is a very successful new movie. Is
that a book at the Venice Film Festival? Right? Like
everything else. I think it's based on the novel Push
by Sapphire. I mean, it is interesting to hear that
in America, forty six point per cent of children I
think are considered overweight, which you know, it might be
(15:00):
UM Darren Aronofsky's way of trying to reach to a
younger audience because forty six point seven or like something
like that, UM are considered overweight in America. I don't know.
It seems like a lot of at least the more
activists overweight people find it offensive that he's put on
a fat suit and that it portrays over eating negatively.
Why they should have gotten a real fat guy but
(15:24):
he's already pretty fat. And also I don't know, I
just never get this, But you know, whatever, what's the
movie about. It's about, I believe from what I've heard,
he he leaves his wife when he comes out in
older in life, he's had kids, and he's like, I'm
realized I'm gay and I'm gonna go be with a guy.
And that guy either dies or leaves him, and he
starts over eating and just getting really depressed. And it's
(15:46):
about his just relationship with his children at that point
in his life. Okay, terrible, I'll do as I was
reading about this movie and Whale, Okay, no, But my
question is, so, how many kilograms is the point in
(16:10):
character Charlie is supposed to be. And I'm using kilograms
because it's the royal proclamation kiograms. So that's what I
was going to guess. Count Count quirky n I don't know,
can't do the six whatever you're going to say a
(16:33):
hundred one. It was two. He's like the whale, like
a whale. Yeah, yeah, none of us got that. Yeah, wow, okay,
well twelve, I mean everybody, if everybody does said, well,
just I'll just do one. But I'm just going to
do one. I'm not gonna do anymore. Yeah, you're back
to the top. Now I'm in last place. That's my dog.
(17:02):
I've got I've got a great pre existing condition. But
what is the name of Queen Elizabeth's first corgy. I'll
give you a hint, Green Day Dookie for Billie Joe one.
I gotta say Dookie. She called her corgy Dukie. I'm
(17:24):
gonna say Billy ten. I'm gonna rug going to do
That's how she talks. Two two Duckie is a Green
Day album. The Breed first told her heart in three
(17:47):
when her father, King George the sixth brought home a
corgy named Dookie from a local kennel hold On hold on.
The Queen's early love for the breed eventually led to
a Corky dynasty atop the royal Quargy family lineage. Sits Susan,
(18:08):
whom the Queen received as a gift for her eighteenth birthday. Wait,
so am I wrong? Everyone's wrong? I thought I thought quirky.
Is said Susan. Yeah, she said, she said Susanne. No,
she said Susan. She said Susanne. She definitely said. This
is ann Gate. Now, hey, my pronunciation might be slightly
(18:30):
off been I'm just a pronunciation thing, but he's the
British pronunciation. Su okay, okay. I threw you a curveball
with the Dukie. Well why did you do that? Because
it was fun? I mean, but I think it could
be DUKEI what about Dukie? So her king Charles, But
I think it could be Dukie. Don't you consider the
(18:51):
dog that you first had as a kid or dog
as well? If it was her dad's dog, then I
really differ to you guys, because I think you're sort
of both right. Yes, yeah, I so we each get
twenty dollars, including me. I think you're both right. We're
having everyone's back. Good for you and ady and good
for me. Yeah, a happy episode. Does Queen Elizabeth did
(19:11):
I'm sorry, did Queen Elizabeth have a throne? Don't say bout,
don't say toilet, don't say bathroom. Yes she did, so
she had a throne that she would sit on and stuff.
Yeah for photos, that's awesome. I'm so a dedicated throne
just for a show and just for lounging. Probably, right,
they don't look comfortable thrones that people would come up
(19:33):
like like the whatever the Joker or whatever Jester the Jester.
I'm thinking of joker. I'm thinking of why so serious
because we're bombing the balcons, Joker or something like that, right,
Like we're bombing the balcons, you come, brumbler. The grass
(19:57):
is always greener, greener. One thing you can do online
if you're a fan of Queen Elizabeth is you can
rent her garden house, part of her Sandringham estate on Airbnb.
Oh my gosh, really how many pounds? Four eight oh
pounds sterling? That is it a big place? The residents
(20:18):
was once home to Elizabeth's former head gardener. It's booked
solid through uh, four bedrooms, four baths, eight guests at
a time, surrounded by gardens. Of course, what is it
with English people in their fucking gardens? I mean off, no,
(20:39):
Americans have it as well. Americans are descendants of a
lot of the English people, and they have a lot
of four lawns. You know, they love their backyards, in
their front yards. I think that's an extension of the
British love for gardens outlaw. Yards yards are killing America.
They're killing America's water, They're killing America's flora and fauna.
(21:02):
This bizarre love of these bullshit yards killing us. You
wouldn't like to just lay down any yard and not
an artificially curated yard. Give me a healthy, normal, natural
native yard like a forest floor. Yes, you want to
sleep in the underbrush. I walked through the park and
(21:22):
I see fucking gas powered leaf blowers blowing leaves and
the botanical gardens. It's a garden. Would you be against
going to a salon and seeing a electricity powered hair
blow dryer blowing hair? You make a very good point,
thank you. I would. I think we should go back
to just organic mouth blowing. So anyway, this just in
(21:47):
so anyway, the Queen's house has been pulled off Airbnb.
With respect to the royal family in light of Queen
Elizabeth's passing, and they're refinding all the reservations and it's
possible may be realisted in the future. Quirkies, you have
a special attention about celebrities who have very expensive properties
who rent them out as BNBS diseases. Hey, I want
(22:15):
to pour a little bit out my red bull for
our boy beebes. Why well, what about Justin Bieber canceled
his tour because of the coronavirus. I heard it. It
was exhaustion, taking a break to prioritize his health. To
pop icon announced and Instagrams around Tuesday, he's canceling the
remainder of his tour to rest and get better. Seventy shows.
(22:38):
There's some people out there who were for him who
are pissed. Yeah, yeah, I get that. But yeah, because
he has some sort of facial paralysis. It's Ramsey Hunt syndrome.
What is Ramsey Hunt pre existing condition? Ten disease, A disease.
It's a special paralysis. It's a condition. Uh just said it.
(23:01):
Facial nervous system facial disease, disease, nervous disease. You all
three of you won that one, all right? So we
all get ten dollars from you. Yeah. Wow? Is how
fun and easy it is? Susan's sexuality. A lot of
(23:26):
people complaining that all this royal stuff is obscuring. Uh,
Susan Surrandon's sexuality news clearly ahead. I have not heard about.
This is our bet for them. Then what sexuality did
she come out as? What did what? Did sus Surrandon
come out as? Bisexual? Susan Surrandon came out. I think
(23:52):
it's a political statement. I think she came out of straight.
She's super straight by sexual she said, I'm by every
celebrity female celebrities say that they're bisexual. I don't think so. No,
I don't know a lot of specially ones over sixty.
I don't think that every millennial celebrity says they are bisexual.
(24:16):
She's very much not a millennial. But she is promoting
a movie and she's got people talking about it when
she says on Jimmy Fallons Show, I'm by She, by
the way, incredible. In the fourth or third season of
Search Party, she was very funny in it. Really, So
do you think she still has acting chops balls? Yeah?
(24:39):
I mean, because you're all about sex, so like, if
you crazy about sex, who we're talking about Tacos, Susan Brandon.
I'm sorry, I was thinking of the wrong person. Yeah,
so I was thinking of Suzanne's s Struthers, Sally Struthers,
Sally's Suzanne Summers as a reporter. I mean, you know,
(25:00):
I think, honestly, if you told me that Susan Surrandon
was bisexual before five minutes ago, I wouldn't have even
bad in than I. I I just it seems appropriate. No,
I'm not saying no, I'm not saying that with hate
in my heart. I'm just saying it's not it would
be natural. It seems like a nada thing that we
(25:20):
wouldn't even talk about. Well, do you think she's a
good example for other young bisexuals when she drives off
a cliff with Gina Davis? That was a movie that
was a movie and not about the royals. Not the
first time the actor has verbally hinted that she's not straight.
In the Rocky Hart Picture Show, star previously told the
LGBTQ plus publication Pride source that her sexuality was open.
(25:46):
Susan Srandon is starring in the upcoming show Monarch. It's
a little bit of a country music drama, a little
bit of a murder mystery, and I wonder it is
a daily beast right by saying Monarch is so bad,
An officially killed the network drama Wow. Whoever cast Susan
Surrandon is a matriarch of a family of country music
(26:07):
artist in the show that there are in Fox of
all places, as imad genius, or so I thought when
I first heard about Monarch, the network's new drama series,
Surrandon is largely and vexcellently absent from the show. Well,
so you can't just say, oh, it's gonna be good
because this actor is in it. Of shows and movies
and so many things are collaborative, things that lots of
(26:28):
pieces come together. Can't just be I'm tired of this,
just this memification of high concept. Oh if this happened
and it was this actor, it would be amazing. It's like, well,
it's more than everything. Things are more than a concept.
When this comes out, will Monarch be a hit or
a miss? All the critics and stuff have their own
(26:50):
pre existing conditions here. They're like, it's gonna bomb, it's
gonna bomb, It's gonna bomb. But could it be some
sort of reverse pr of course, that they got people
talking about it, maybe foxing out some shitty clips to
try to get people talking about it, trying to get
some some engagement going with the snarky internet commentary. Here
(27:10):
we are talking about it being snarky. Wasn't there a
Nashville TV show that was very popular people like that,
Will Monarch, which will have premiere by the time this
podcast pops up, be a hit or miss. Let's guess
over under seven point oh on IMDb next time under,
I will also say under. I'm going to say over.
(27:34):
I'll go against everyone to say that I am dB
wise oh barely go up seven point zero, So above
seven out. You know, I was watching her movie Atlantic City,
Susanne Susan Sir Randon, Suzanne Summers, and in the beginning
of that film, Sally she uh stands she's in the
(27:55):
kitchen and she's standing in front of an open window,
and she pulls down on her shirt and she squeezes
lemon onto her breasts and rubs it in m interesting.
So Louis Mail film Balls, you should check it out.
You're like, you like, yeah, yeah, I love him. I
love Elevator to the Gal has got all quiet during
(28:15):
that story. Well, let's think about some sour tits. Is
that oh gosh, yeah, balls, Now you're going to sex
like territory, which so the good, it's a good it's
not time to intersect real estate news. Have a good
bet not a pre existing condition. But but okay, so,
by the way, Paul Thomas Middle ditches, Yeah, it still
(28:39):
has not sold yet, so this might be a longer
bet than this guy. Yeah. Yeah. Apparently the house across
Jeff Beso's house and Beverly Hills is up for sale
for ten point million. Okay, and it's originally designed by
Wallace Neff. It just popped up for sale asking a
spec under eleven million, and the house is also part
(29:03):
of Hollywood history. But anyways, my bed here is that,
as we've seen with Dan Harmon, people with money like
just buying houses around them, you know, just so that
they won't have any namors. So my that is, well,
Jeff Bezos buy this house across him for ten millions. Yeah,
you know, it's interesting that it's across from him and
(29:25):
not next to him. I feel like there's a fundamental
disconnect about being across the street instead of next door,
like Dan Harmon did I'm going to say no. What
do you think, balls? I I say no, you say no.
I think this is absurd, and I think no man
needs more than one house. Okay, not even a vacation house. Well,
(29:46):
I will go with my other quirkies and say that
Jeff Bezos will buy this house just because the balls. Now,
when I say he'll buy it, I'm condoning it. I'm
just saying what I think. Don't say Hay is for horses.
Quick reminder, everything we say on this podcast is completely unreliable. Uh.
(30:06):
Prop Culture is a production of My Heart Podcasts and
School of Humans. Closing up the Missive email it's your wagers.
I heeart prop culture or I love prop culture at
gmail dot com. May you all have perpetual consciousness beyond
your death. Thanks. Yeah, I'm not granting it. I'm cured.
(30:28):
I'm wishing it for you. It's not up to me.
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