October 12, 2022 • 31 mins
Want to know how to trick people into liking things that suck? Why aren’t bookstores organized sideways? Do bears enjoy being laser scanned? Do you need a system for properly categorizing legumes? This week’s conversation explores these and other perspectives from the minds of digital objects.
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Speaker 1 (00:06):
Private culture, celebrating our drive towards perpetual consciousness and eternal
narcissism beyond our deaths. You ever go to a bookstore,
why do they put the books horizon the like that
you can't you have to turn your head to read
them if you're gonna buy one. I guess they haven't
invented sideways bookstores yet. Yeah, that's what I'm saying more
(00:29):
on humans. But our bookstores, even like relifant anymore, it
seems like, uh, mostly caters to a certain demographic that
just applies books. Yeah, that's what stores are. I don't
think books have much of a future. I think it's
all going to be be a kindle or e readers.
A book is like an n f T of a kindle, yes,
(00:51):
except I think the book. I think a book's token
might be fungible, Yes, it is. The kindle part is
the n f T. Well, NFC stands were non fungible token,
So I think it's different. Lout Well a confrontational today. Really,
I'm always confrontational, not always quirkies through, So I think
that's the reason why I was brought here to be confrontational.
(01:14):
So we're here to make friendly wagers on current events
as dictated by the missive that is due to arrive
any moment, any old bets. Yes, we should check out,
like the current Spotify subscriber numbers for Ice Spice. I
believe because we made a bet about that. I have
a feeling. I have a feeling all going to be losers.
(01:34):
I'll probably I probably want I bet she's got I
had said I think that she's gonna have ten million. Yeah,
what a terrible guess. Yeah, what a dumb guess. Yeah.
Like I feel so bad at the show, really dumb.
Sometimes so bad at betting. I'm so bad at guessing.
I think I had something around ten million. I was
like four point three. Number was three point eight two
(01:56):
million was more than mine. She was she was three
point four million back then, she was three point four million.
Last week, let's see where she was. Were at three
point eight million. Now that was the closest, very insignificant increase.
Oh my goodness, she sucks. Yeah, I guess she sucks.
Who won? I won at the lowest number. It was
(02:19):
not it was above three point eight, But that means
you get ten dollars from all of us, which puts
you in the lead. Here the most money on prop culture.
You know, Luke, I realized when you brought up Ice
Spice in the context of pop culture. I think most
people thought she sucked. Really, I think so, I think
(02:43):
she sucks. Yeah. I went on the comments, Everyone's like,
this sucks, and then I was like, I feel like
I got tricked into saying it was cool. You tricked
me to make me look lame and like things that suck.
That's the whole point of pop culture is to trick
people into liking things even though they're lame and they suck. Yeah,
that's you like them forever. Like, Uh, what's a song
(03:05):
from when you were a teenager that sucked? But you
love up Down girl? That's a song? Well, do you
guys know here's my pre existing condition. Yes, I Spice.
Her first name is Isis, which is interesting because we
(03:29):
brought up the terrorists and the dog. But what is
her last name? Who is also the name of a
famous Disney character? Oh? Wow, I would say, Esmeralda. Are
we are we doing it now? I'd say one of
the most famous Disney characters of all time is from
(03:49):
The Beauty and the Beast Gaston. I'm gonna say Isis Gaston.
I'm gonna say, iis isis isis? Dopey Ice says dopey
nopy is a good guess. I wonder, I wonder quirkies
that you knew. I just thought Esmrale is the correct.
(04:15):
I didn't know, did you. I mean, I didn't know.
I didn't even look famous. I just thought of Gaston.
I don't know why. I do know a Spice as
a Dominican and I think African American heritage, so I thought,
you know, it should be your Dominican name, you know,
last ye, I didn't know which Spanish or French. It
was a great guess, thank you, Fortunately the wrong one.
(04:37):
You get the twenty five dollars. Wow, balls like Jagger
down to forty dollars, right man used money? Yeah, I
can't wait to happen with everybody. Well, you did guessed
it right, because I to the fact that it was
Gaston was so balls like Jagger, like you would see
Gaston like. I wanted to do a pre existing condition
(04:58):
based on that name, so French name, and you jumped.
I'd rather be predictable than be a dick. Okay, So
that's that's a good point. I appreciate that I just
so sometimes it's okay to just be like a guy,
you know, ye hold on? Yeah, oh the someone's sawing
(05:20):
through the floor. Oh it's that lumber gm it's like
a little circle around your chair. Yeah, I'll fall through
the rest of my building. Fell and I stayed. There's
the missive. Thank you hold the opposite of what you
expect visually, hold on plus two equals five. Yeah, um
(05:43):
lout yeah yeah. For adventurers, Yeah, that's me. Thanks, I
got it. That was then. That was me role playing
of getting the missive. Honestly, that was one of the
best performances of proper culture. And when we do our
Proper Culture Award show, that's gonna win something. Yes, lud,
(06:03):
you're not a good liar, but you're good at lying
at that time. Which is it? Dot back and the
rest existence continues to be a gamble. Here today's topics
Big bear, happy meals for adults. No happy bear week,
(06:25):
fat bear week. It's happy it's fat bear week this week. Now,
when you say fat bear week, what is the context
of that? Is there no bees bear in the woods
and they go offer him treats? Yes? Or is it
about two? Fat bear week is a celebration of success
and survival. A way to celebrate the resiliency, adaptability, and
strength of Alaska's round bears Bears. Yeah, isn't this wholesome? Yeah?
(06:52):
Online visitors can vote to see who's the Fat Bear
Week Champion. What do they webcams set up or something
to have a bunch of fat men send oxers. Well,
so when this podcast comes out, they'll have declared the
champion of fat Bear twoes. Oh my god, that's so awesome.
But we're here before it even happens. We get to
(07:13):
vote on who it is. It's like a tournament. It's
sort of like, uh, was that Super what's it? Super Tuesday?
March Madness? March Madness? Oh? What's Super Tuesday? Is that
president Ship? I think that's um? The Primaries, I believe,
saddle up and show up for the sundown showdown. Brooks
River ain't big enough for the two of them. On
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one side of the river. The incredible Bulk seven forty
seven funnels file AT's like a frequent flyer. Further downstream,
the Queen of Corpulent five Holly is looking for a
quick drup comeback. That's what it is. They have names
that are numbers much like Quirky. So we're watching as
these bears fatten up before hibernation essentially. Yeah, and it's
(07:57):
sort of a tournament where humans vote which one the cutest,
were the most appealing? Am I getting this right? That's right?
I wish I wish Penthouse did a survey like this
where they had some bear's sexy uh actors, actresses that
got fat and you've got to watch them fatten up
in real time. Who's hot getting fat? Like a time
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lapse of the actress the actor. Yeah, I wish they
had a Penthouse episode that was just called jack off
to these bears and it was a magazine full of
bears to jack off to. I can't do that unless
they're kissing, like if they're just sitting there, if it's
a stream, right, so if they're kissing, then it feels good,
but I mean it's gross. That feels like the sality dude.
But is it illegal to just show pictures of bears kissing?
(08:43):
Is that illegal? That's not the legal I think that.
I think of you jack off to it. It's not illegal.
But knew an n f T that did that. I'll
be like grossed out because it seems that you know
they have is shoes. Are you going to We're gonna
we have a choice between two bears. It's down to
two bears. One of these bears will be the champion. Okay,
(09:04):
the incredible Bulk seven or four Holly. I'm going completely.
I'm going Holly. Not only does she have a real name,
which reminds me of my two quirkiest pals, the Quirkies,
but also they called her corpulent. I think it's girl power.
I think it's Halloween them. Okay, we've got your vote,
(09:27):
and I gotta say I like how Holly has progressed
and gotten much fatter, whereas seven forty seven just looks
like kind of fatter and also maybe different lightings. It's
hard to tell. M. I'm voting for Holly Quirky. What
say you? I think Holly's white cuter. My heart is
trtually drawn to Holly. But just to make this fun,
(09:48):
I like the number seven four seven better because seven
four seven stands for Boeing seven four seven, which was
probably with the last good airplane Boeing made. So I'll
go for seven four And just because I like the number,
I don't like the bear to be honest. Okay, I'm
gonna say seven. I'm with you, Cork. It's a fun number.
(10:10):
There's some numbers are just a lot of fun. Seven
forty seven is a great number. Four thirty five Holly
not that interesting in number. Nice that there's a name.
I'm going seven forty seven with you. Lock it in.
But Holly did get fat, nub, I would say, Holly
did get fat? I mean you could see clear progress there. Yeah,
well we're at seven f seven, like, oh yeah, yes,
(10:32):
I guess the main got a little darker. But yeah,
there's no real difference. You know. It's like I like
to Holly has like white hair on her ears, which
I think is just really I'd love to scratch those
Barry ears. Resisting condition. How do you weigh a bear?
Oh my, you have you have the answer the answer? Yeah, okay,
So my guess is that there's a trap and there,
(10:58):
you know, they put salmon on the trap and and
the bear eats it. You know, like the trap the
nets goes up, and while the net goes up, there
is a mechanism that weighs the bear. They have like
you know during novel Coronavirus Era, they always have little
guns that would check your temperature. Maybe there's a gun
that checks weight weight gun. Yeah, that's cool, thank you,
(11:21):
that would be cool. Oh, I'm in a guess that
there's uh. You take them onto like a thing where
you weigh trucks or cars, but and you put them
in the truck or car and you subtract the weight
of that. Yeah, you're saying, you put a bear in
a truck and weigh the bear in the truck. You
weigh the truck way the truck and you press tear
right and to make it zero, and then you add
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the bear to the truck and then see how much
it ways and subtract the difference. It's that or they've
got a fun harness. But I feel like wrangling a
bear into a truck is easier than wrangling in a harness.
And when I say truck, it could be van. You're saying,
put a bear in a van and drive the van
to the roadside truck wang place and way the bear,
then bring it home. Yeah, yeah, you damn. The Alaskan
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Earth signs of fat bear weak are very heavy. Indeed,
laser scanning can help measure their size. Whoa, whoa, So
there is laser scanning the weight hot weight? How does
the laser way? Typically the collegists who wants to accurately
measure a bear's weight would have to capture it. To
do so, they have to be darted with tranquilizers, often
from helicopters. It's an intrusion in their lives for non
(12:29):
scientific purposes. They're testing a new way and it's using
laser scanning. They don't have to sedate or manipulate them.
They use a Tremble. Listen. This a Trimble sx ten
scanner that measures objects like buildings, and it emits laser
beams that bounce back to the device after they reach
an object. Special software processes all the data creates a
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three dimensional model of the object. Ba ba ba boom bank.
I got your money because your money. Oh that was
a good one. Motion pictures. How much does it go
to under the movies costs these days? Well, if you
go to the Decatur one that's cheap. Not much. We
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went and saw a barbarian there. It was awesome. I
heard that was good. I think mostly it's like four
dollars to go to the movies. Would you would you
see a rom com? Would you pay to see a
rom com. Yes, I'm not gonna go watch Bros. With you.
Did you go to watch Bros? No? I didn't. That's
(13:35):
all barbarian I only have time for one b movie.
I'm surprised that more people aren't lobbying to get people
to go see Bros. Bros. The Bill Eichner film. Oh yeah,
that's true. I mean Bill Eichner used to be very
beloved and hot Bill on the street. I like him.
(13:56):
I like him. I was listening to an interview he
did his promotion with Conan or something, and he was
talking about how he was like delegated to the Bravo
channel because he's gay. But it's not really. He wasn't
his sensibility, but that's just where they had to put him,
and that, uh yeah, it's brows. Is interesting because there
(14:18):
trying to determine what makes something, what what defines success
in art or in a movie. Nicola Stoler, Okay, what
makes it a success? Money? Money? Yeah, number one? Money,
But I will have to say their outliers like Idiocracy,
which didn't make a lot of money, but it does
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have a lasting cultural impact. Because whenever people talk about
people getting dumb, are they always bring up Idiocracy the movie.
But I remember when Idiocracy came out, it was not
a financial success. That's because everyone was smart back then. Yeah.
Now they're stupid under the watch movies like Idiocracy. So
maybe you're saying success is not that. I mean financials,
(15:00):
not the Let's see if I think it's a key indicator.
But you know, as time goes by, they're under indicators.
In twenty years, if people are like man, people are
getting stupid er. It's a lot like the movie Bros.
If that's what happens, we'll know it's a success. Can
it be a successful movie without a sequel? Like if
it doesn't Merrit doesn't, like you know, it would become triplets.
(15:23):
I don't think a successful movie Merrit's a sequel. I
don't think so. Yeah, I don't think it necessarily needs
the sequel because look at Indiana Jones and the Temple
of Doom. There was only one of those. There was
never a Temple of Doom too, you're right, and Magnolia.
We've all wanted a sequel, but Philip symour Hoffman's dead.
Will there be a Bros? Sequel? Do you want to
(15:45):
make that? Bet? I say no? Why because the makers
already think it's been unsuccessful. Out of the makers think that,
then you know, the financiers won't you know, it won't
be like hey, I mean, the reason why people even
make movies is to make money. I think the creators, Umberg.
(16:06):
I don't creators. I'm just gonna say Bill Eichner, Bill
so defensive about it not being a blockbuster. You came
out so hot, coming up with reasons why it did
not succeed. I just feel like it's going to be
a thorn in his side going forward. A lot of
people saying it's is a necessary, groundbreaking movie, and maybe
(16:31):
that's enough to warrant I say, it's not going to
be made. The only reason why a financier would make
a movie and not try to make money is if
the financier wants to get into Hollywood parties, which I
think is very rare. But I mean a lot of
people buy their way into parties. Yeah. So I think no,
a sequel will not be made because Number one for
(16:54):
my advice for Billy Ignor is you have to ex
sued content in pop culture. Yes, he runs around yelling.
Is that not exuding confidence? No, that's not I mean
if he already thinks it's a failure. If Billy Eager
already thinks it's a failure, why do you presume that
he thinks it's a failure. Basically, the film got some
(17:15):
headlines as being a bomb. Then he got on Twitter
and he said, I went and I sat in the
back of a sold out theater and people were crying
and cheering, and that's I couldn't have been prouder in
my life. They were They're going, oh God, I don't
want to watch this. Stop the movie. Stop the movie.
They're screaming about it. Sounds like a success in that description.
(17:37):
You guys, did you guys watch the Super Mario trailer?
Yeah it looks good. Yeah, that's a movie I want
to see. A lot of people were already complaining about
Chris Pratt being the voice actor. Look, I've been Chris
Pratt for years, but any played him in the trailer
and he's just going, Hey, Mushroom Kingdom, here we go
(17:58):
or something like that, and people think it's terrible. Here's
a bet. Do we think they're going to change the voice.
They change sonics design in the three D movie about Sonic.
They're not going to change the voice. They changed his
mustache and his sideburns, and I think his little front
top bangs well. And he's got like those weird dream
Works eyes that are like a little too sexy, you know. Okay, Yeah,
(18:21):
Mary has always been sexy, has always been sexy. Well, yeah,
but he didn't have a little dream Works eye because
he hangs thrown in. Yeah. I think there's a non
zero percent chance they'll have him do his performance differently
because so many people seem so angry about They can
see that as possibility retakes. Yes, yea, wouldn't it be
(18:43):
funny though if they fired him and brought him It's
also what if they do redo all of his voice,
and then it's even worse. Yeah, clearly they don't know
what they're doing, you're saying, and so why would they
repeat that and do it? Do do another terrible mistake?
Who knows? I know they changed what Sonic looked at.
(19:04):
They change what Sonic looked at. I think it's cheaper
to change like graphics and to change actors. I'm sure
Chris Pratt has multiple classes in his contract where if
he gets fired, he gets paid. There's no way they're
replacing him. It would be too embarrassing for him. He's
got very high profile people who are making sure that
doesn't happen. Yeah, isn't he married to a Schwarzenegger too.
(19:26):
Arnold will come over there and Schwarzenegger you got recast him.
That would be you can't even smoke cigars and your
own much from Kingdom, your Arnold Mario impression. It's a
what is what is christ Pratt's appeal? Hollywood? Starting a
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number of letters and both of his names. Wow, that's
a good That's an interesting theory. Um. I think he
was funny in parks and recreation, and he lost a
lot of weight, and then he showed a sexy self,
the sexy side of himself, and then he got really
popular with ladies. I haven't I never saw a lot
of parks and recreation, but I was always mildly annoyed
by him, you know. I mean, I'm not just saying
(20:09):
that because everyone's hating on him now. I saw just
like a five second clip the other day, and it
reminds me it was funny. You would really propel him
to start him Guardians of the Galaxy. Everybody loved his performance.
I thought I thought that he was fine in that
people people liked him there. I think that's around the
time when he um left troubles with his ex wife
Anna Ferris, and eventually they broke up. But my bed
(20:32):
is that they might do a few a d rs.
But I think Chris Pratt's agents are too powerful to
make him do like multiple of already recorded dialogue. I
think also part do you want him to talk like this?
I think he shouldn't say anything. I think he should
just go whoa and everyone else should talk. That's the voice.
(20:53):
I think it should just be like that. I think
it should be like that the whole movie. Yeah, why
do they have him talking and stuff? No? No, no, no, no,
Old isn't that the whole thing with Like if you
had a Legend of Zelda game, you'd never want link
to talk a movie. I mean you just go Yeah.
Judging on the overall reaction of the trailer, I think
the studio is going to be feeling pretty good that
(21:14):
it's not you know people. I think generally people think
it looks pretty good. Yeah, and they like Jack Black,
And I think they're like, if they want to complain
about Chris, let them, we love his voice. In the
back of their minds. Maybe they're thinking, oh no, but
I think they have enough. What do you think Miamoto
is thinking. Because they've been at Nintendo, they've a specially
guard at the property. You think Miamoto is gonna come
in and go mushy, mushy. We got to change this now.
(21:36):
I think Miamoti is too old. People, it's too old. Yeah,
people lose their guard once they get old. And she greed.
Miamoto one of the biggest geniuses Japan is produced. But
I think he's old and he has other things he
wants to work on. This is just a Hollywood version
of his baby is Miamoto. It's like a guy that
makes video games and Mario. He's the creator of Mario.
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He created one of the biggest I p s of
the latter twin multiple multiple Mario and Legends, Doctor and
Star Fox and Donkey Kong. Oh wow, he's like, yeah,
here's the Walt Disney of video games. A lot of
people would say I watched Moto like one of the
biggest geniuses Japan has ever produced. I mean, people should
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remember Nintendo was not like a tari like setting out
to be a video game company. It was mostly a
like a trading cards and board game company. He's the
one who made Nintendo into a video game company. And
two he is an argument for nepotism because he got
into Nintendo because his dad was a friend of the
head of Nintendo. He has an argument for nepotism that
(22:41):
I'm always for nepotism. Yeah, apotism works sometimes. I'm about that,
take what you take what you got. Chris Pratt clearly
a product of nepotism. There's no way that guy would
get success any other way. I mean there's nothing. No,
he's not like Arnold Schwartzenegger with an interesting past and
a weird accent. There's nothing really unique about him that
(23:02):
it would make him sort of stand out in Hollywood.
I agree with you, pretty medium looks. It's not like
what if he talked about your looks, people would say,
people say it's hot. But yeah, people to think everyone's hot.
Everyone has a sex addiction. Here's the thing. I don't
think he's a nepotism baby. According to Wikipedia, at nineteen
years old, he waited tables at Bubba Gump Shrimp and
(23:24):
was in Maui and he was discovered by ray Don Jong.
Pre existing condition is crisp Pratt hot. No, yeah, no,
not hot. Not my I'm looking at a photo right
now where he looks good, but he's not hot. Medium
good to medium. Now do we have to do a
(23:46):
poll with our audience to see if he's hot or not? No,
I'm just gonna tell you that he's perceived that's hot.
You bet against it, you're wrong. You know. I googled
is Chris Prett hot? And there's only four results lost,
sexiest man Alive to Chris Hemsworth. Well, if you're a
(24:06):
runner up, then you're not the winner. Is it a binary?
You're either hot, either sexy man alive, or you're not hot. Look,
I am on a site called v I p F
a Q dot com and there is a button on
there it says is Chris Pratt hot or not? Uh?
(24:26):
And then the voters nineteen percent of all voters think
that Chris Pratt is hot. One percent voted for not hot. Well,
I've got to say, I'm on fan pop dot com
and Chris Pratt hot or not poll says hot with
lots of exclamation marks. Colan d capital d Well, Okay,
(24:47):
that contradicts what you said. Quirkies solo ruse picked hot
rules and said I have to pick hot. Some people
are green with me, but not all. He's hot. That's
I m O. All right, I'm gonna find on the
Facebook page hot or Not hunks, and I'm gonna search
for Chris Pratt and see what this Facebook page sh
it can't find anything? M Okay, Well, now I'm on hot.
(25:10):
Oh never mind. Beanie is a new trend that was
right on the heels of porcelain snorting, which is right
on the heels of the night quill chicken. Oh wow,
(25:31):
I'm I'm two trends behind because I just heard of
Nike quill chicken. So people are saying you should uh
you know, marinate your chicken, and Nike will. No one's
actually doing it. It just seems to be this sort
of false TikTok hype, kind of like tight pods, kind
of like um uh smoking banana peels. Some kid went
(25:55):
online and said, what if we start a fake trend
called porcelain snorting, and then it became a trend and
then they shut him down on TikTok. Well, all of
these things have their roots in Jenkob. Yes, yes, Jenco
is kind of the precursor to and Rainbow parties. I
(26:15):
forgot about Jenkob I mean, but for me, this is
all like a more evolved digital version of pranks. You know,
people used to do pranks all the time, and now
like any prank that you can do, get how can
I far reach if you get into a TikTok algorithm?
These things, I feel are kind of the essence of
pop culture. I think people to believe something. Yeah, and
(26:38):
their kids are grinding up their families precious wedding china
into a fine powder and snorting it so they can see.
But I have a question. How many American families still
have porcelain? That was a good question, boy, that would
have been a pretty good pre existing condition if it
(26:59):
But what what is beaning? Though? Presis in condition? Without
looking it up? I've already looked it up, already looked
at UF. Where does the TikTok beaning trend? Okay, so
let's let's break this up. There's niquill chicken. It was like, oh,
youre's a hack that was fake about marinating chicken and
Nike will okay, porcelain snorting, Oh, this is the thing
(27:22):
teams are doing. Let's pretend we're doing it. Beaning Like
I keep and I don't think this is right, but
I keep thinking about like someone plugging their your e
throw with a dry I was thinking about plugging your
your e throw with a dried bean. That's like the
only thing I was thinking. Oh my gosh, it has
(27:44):
to be you. Or maybe they just watched the same porn,
you know, and if you watch this, yeah, we do
watch we do. We watch dancing bear pluggers watch we
watched the beaning tag on for not beaning that made
this great. Look at a wedding last night. Oh yeah,
I don't wake at other women. My girlfriend doesn't want
(28:04):
me to look at other women, so I just listen
in alt tab's pretty good at that got me late
at the wedding. Whose wedding? I don't know? Plugging your
ere thro that's my final answer. Yeah, well, if we're
both saying that to be like Billy Eichner's bros were
like bros about cower and terror. The latest TikTok trend
(28:26):
is about dumping canned beans on people's front porches. You
were close, No, not at all. I mean that's why
I like a dumb one who's closer. And both of
them were what a bad idea, putting a bean in
your your ee thro Yeah, that was you deserve to
lose ten dollars. Both of you had the same instinct.
(28:48):
That's fantastic. I wasn't thinking like a big, like a
whole green bean or a string being. I'm just thinking
like one single little like you know, not even a
garth bonzo, just like a little tiny Yeah. No, I
mean no one thought you meant like a green bean.
I didn't think about a green bean until you said
green bean. Yeah, I was thinking like navy bean. Lima,
that was logical, even just like a p just like
(29:10):
he would have been better than a bean. He's not
a bean. It's not I don't know. I've decided to
say it's not pre existing condition. Oh god, a bean. Yes,
I'm gonna say yes as well. Howestly, yes, it's just
because it's in a pod. That was the dumbest one.
Everyone It is actually a bean, So you just lost
(29:33):
money to all of us, said you got all excited,
muse Well, you know what he used to say whenever
someone had a big, clunky urine, He's like, oh, I'm
pe and beans. You would yell at from that. Yeah,
that was a bad bed. I mean yeah, it's like
you know, it's the number one it said. Yes, No,
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you can't do appreciate position with yees a probability of
loue say that's true. That's terrible. I'm closing the missive
got too fine, Send us your wagers. I heard prop
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nothing we say here is reliable. I know we have
definitely said that a pa is a bean. That's reliable.
That's but if nothing we say here is your live Wait,
even saying nothing we say here's cook fuel dot com
says no, beans and peas are totally different from one another. Sorry,
(30:38):
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of your dick, bosing up the missive prop culture
Private culture, celebrating our drive towards perpetual consciousness and eternal
narcissism beyond our deaths. You ever go to a bookstore,
why do they put the books horizon the like that
you can't you have to turn your head to read
them if you're gonna buy one. I guess they haven't
invented sideways bookstores yet. Yeah, that's what I'm saying more
(00:29):
on humans. But our bookstores, even like relifant anymore, it
seems like, uh, mostly caters to a certain demographic that
just applies books. Yeah, that's what stores are. I don't
think books have much of a future. I think it's
all going to be be a kindle or e readers.
A book is like an n f T of a kindle, yes,
(00:51):
except I think the book. I think a book's token
might be fungible, Yes, it is. The kindle part is
the n f T. Well, NFC stands were non fungible token,
So I think it's different. Lout Well a confrontational today. Really,
I'm always confrontational, not always quirkies through, So I think
that's the reason why I was brought here to be confrontational.
(01:14):
So we're here to make friendly wagers on current events
as dictated by the missive that is due to arrive
any moment, any old bets. Yes, we should check out,
like the current Spotify subscriber numbers for Ice Spice. I
believe because we made a bet about that. I have
a feeling. I have a feeling all going to be losers.
(01:34):
I'll probably I probably want I bet she's got I
had said I think that she's gonna have ten million. Yeah,
what a terrible guess. Yeah, what a dumb guess. Yeah.
Like I feel so bad at the show, really dumb.
Sometimes so bad at betting. I'm so bad at guessing.
I think I had something around ten million. I was
like four point three. Number was three point eight two
(01:56):
million was more than mine. She was she was three
point four million back then, she was three point four million.
Last week, let's see where she was. Were at three
point eight million. Now that was the closest, very insignificant increase.
Oh my goodness, she sucks. Yeah, I guess she sucks.
Who won? I won at the lowest number. It was
(02:19):
not it was above three point eight, But that means
you get ten dollars from all of us, which puts
you in the lead. Here the most money on prop culture.
You know, Luke, I realized when you brought up Ice
Spice in the context of pop culture. I think most
people thought she sucked. Really, I think so, I think
(02:43):
she sucks. Yeah. I went on the comments, Everyone's like,
this sucks, and then I was like, I feel like
I got tricked into saying it was cool. You tricked
me to make me look lame and like things that suck.
That's the whole point of pop culture is to trick
people into liking things even though they're lame and they suck. Yeah,
that's you like them forever. Like, Uh, what's a song
(03:05):
from when you were a teenager that sucked? But you
love up Down girl? That's a song? Well, do you
guys know here's my pre existing condition. Yes, I Spice.
Her first name is Isis, which is interesting because we
(03:29):
brought up the terrorists and the dog. But what is
her last name? Who is also the name of a
famous Disney character? Oh? Wow, I would say, Esmeralda. Are
we are we doing it now? I'd say one of
the most famous Disney characters of all time is from
(03:49):
The Beauty and the Beast Gaston. I'm gonna say Isis Gaston.
I'm gonna say, iis isis isis? Dopey Ice says dopey
nopy is a good guess. I wonder, I wonder quirkies
that you knew. I just thought Esmrale is the correct.
(04:15):
I didn't know, did you. I mean, I didn't know.
I didn't even look famous. I just thought of Gaston.
I don't know why. I do know a Spice as
a Dominican and I think African American heritage, so I thought,
you know, it should be your Dominican name, you know,
last ye, I didn't know which Spanish or French. It
was a great guess, thank you, Fortunately the wrong one.
(04:37):
You get the twenty five dollars. Wow, balls like Jagger
down to forty dollars, right man used money? Yeah, I
can't wait to happen with everybody. Well, you did guessed
it right, because I to the fact that it was
Gaston was so balls like Jagger, like you would see
Gaston like. I wanted to do a pre existing condition
(04:58):
based on that name, so French name, and you jumped.
I'd rather be predictable than be a dick. Okay, So
that's that's a good point. I appreciate that I just
so sometimes it's okay to just be like a guy,
you know, ye hold on? Yeah, oh the someone's sawing
(05:20):
through the floor. Oh it's that lumber gm it's like
a little circle around your chair. Yeah, I'll fall through
the rest of my building. Fell and I stayed. There's
the missive. Thank you hold the opposite of what you
expect visually, hold on plus two equals five. Yeah, um
(05:43):
lout yeah yeah. For adventurers, Yeah, that's me. Thanks, I
got it. That was then. That was me role playing
of getting the missive. Honestly, that was one of the
best performances of proper culture. And when we do our
Proper Culture Award show, that's gonna win something. Yes, lud,
(06:03):
you're not a good liar, but you're good at lying
at that time. Which is it? Dot back and the
rest existence continues to be a gamble. Here today's topics
Big bear, happy meals for adults. No happy bear week,
(06:25):
fat bear week. It's happy it's fat bear week this week. Now,
when you say fat bear week, what is the context
of that? Is there no bees bear in the woods
and they go offer him treats? Yes? Or is it
about two? Fat bear week is a celebration of success
and survival. A way to celebrate the resiliency, adaptability, and
strength of Alaska's round bears Bears. Yeah, isn't this wholesome? Yeah?
(06:52):
Online visitors can vote to see who's the Fat Bear
Week Champion. What do they webcams set up or something
to have a bunch of fat men send oxers. Well,
so when this podcast comes out, they'll have declared the
champion of fat Bear twoes. Oh my god, that's so awesome.
But we're here before it even happens. We get to
(07:13):
vote on who it is. It's like a tournament. It's
sort of like, uh, was that Super what's it? Super Tuesday?
March Madness? March Madness? Oh? What's Super Tuesday? Is that
president Ship? I think that's um? The Primaries, I believe,
saddle up and show up for the sundown showdown. Brooks
River ain't big enough for the two of them. On
(07:34):
one side of the river. The incredible Bulk seven forty
seven funnels file AT's like a frequent flyer. Further downstream,
the Queen of Corpulent five Holly is looking for a
quick drup comeback. That's what it is. They have names
that are numbers much like Quirky. So we're watching as
these bears fatten up before hibernation essentially. Yeah, and it's
(07:57):
sort of a tournament where humans vote which one the cutest,
were the most appealing? Am I getting this right? That's right?
I wish I wish Penthouse did a survey like this
where they had some bear's sexy uh actors, actresses that
got fat and you've got to watch them fatten up
in real time. Who's hot getting fat? Like a time
(08:21):
lapse of the actress the actor. Yeah, I wish they
had a Penthouse episode that was just called jack off
to these bears and it was a magazine full of
bears to jack off to. I can't do that unless
they're kissing, like if they're just sitting there, if it's
a stream, right, so if they're kissing, then it feels good,
but I mean it's gross. That feels like the sality dude.
But is it illegal to just show pictures of bears kissing?
(08:43):
Is that illegal? That's not the legal I think that.
I think of you jack off to it. It's not illegal.
But knew an n f T that did that. I'll
be like grossed out because it seems that you know
they have is shoes. Are you going to We're gonna
we have a choice between two bears. It's down to
two bears. One of these bears will be the champion. Okay,
(09:04):
the incredible Bulk seven or four Holly. I'm going completely.
I'm going Holly. Not only does she have a real name,
which reminds me of my two quirkiest pals, the Quirkies,
but also they called her corpulent. I think it's girl power.
I think it's Halloween them. Okay, we've got your vote,
(09:27):
and I gotta say I like how Holly has progressed
and gotten much fatter, whereas seven forty seven just looks
like kind of fatter and also maybe different lightings. It's
hard to tell. M. I'm voting for Holly Quirky. What
say you? I think Holly's white cuter. My heart is
trtually drawn to Holly. But just to make this fun,
(09:48):
I like the number seven four seven better because seven
four seven stands for Boeing seven four seven, which was
probably with the last good airplane Boeing made. So I'll
go for seven four And just because I like the number,
I don't like the bear to be honest. Okay, I'm
gonna say seven. I'm with you, Cork. It's a fun number.
(10:10):
There's some numbers are just a lot of fun. Seven
forty seven is a great number. Four thirty five Holly
not that interesting in number. Nice that there's a name.
I'm going seven forty seven with you. Lock it in.
But Holly did get fat, nub, I would say, Holly
did get fat? I mean you could see clear progress there. Yeah,
well we're at seven f seven, like, oh yeah, yes,
(10:32):
I guess the main got a little darker. But yeah,
there's no real difference. You know. It's like I like
to Holly has like white hair on her ears, which
I think is just really I'd love to scratch those
Barry ears. Resisting condition. How do you weigh a bear?
Oh my, you have you have the answer the answer? Yeah, okay,
So my guess is that there's a trap and there,
(10:58):
you know, they put salmon on the trap and and
the bear eats it. You know, like the trap the
nets goes up, and while the net goes up, there
is a mechanism that weighs the bear. They have like
you know during novel Coronavirus Era, they always have little
guns that would check your temperature. Maybe there's a gun
that checks weight weight gun. Yeah, that's cool, thank you,
(11:21):
that would be cool. Oh, I'm in a guess that
there's uh. You take them onto like a thing where
you weigh trucks or cars, but and you put them
in the truck or car and you subtract the weight
of that. Yeah, you're saying, you put a bear in
a truck and weigh the bear in the truck. You
weigh the truck way the truck and you press tear
right and to make it zero, and then you add
(11:43):
the bear to the truck and then see how much
it ways and subtract the difference. It's that or they've
got a fun harness. But I feel like wrangling a
bear into a truck is easier than wrangling in a harness.
And when I say truck, it could be van. You're saying,
put a bear in a van and drive the van
to the roadside truck wang place and way the bear,
then bring it home. Yeah, yeah, you damn. The Alaskan
(12:05):
Earth signs of fat bear weak are very heavy. Indeed,
laser scanning can help measure their size. Whoa, whoa, So
there is laser scanning the weight hot weight? How does
the laser way? Typically the collegists who wants to accurately
measure a bear's weight would have to capture it. To
do so, they have to be darted with tranquilizers, often
from helicopters. It's an intrusion in their lives for non
(12:29):
scientific purposes. They're testing a new way and it's using
laser scanning. They don't have to sedate or manipulate them.
They use a Tremble. Listen. This a Trimble sx ten
scanner that measures objects like buildings, and it emits laser
beams that bounce back to the device after they reach
an object. Special software processes all the data creates a
(12:52):
three dimensional model of the object. Ba ba ba boom bank.
I got your money because your money. Oh that was
a good one. Motion pictures. How much does it go
to under the movies costs these days? Well, if you
go to the Decatur one that's cheap. Not much. We
(13:14):
went and saw a barbarian there. It was awesome. I
heard that was good. I think mostly it's like four
dollars to go to the movies. Would you would you
see a rom com? Would you pay to see a
rom com. Yes, I'm not gonna go watch Bros. With you.
Did you go to watch Bros? No? I didn't. That's
(13:35):
all barbarian I only have time for one b movie.
I'm surprised that more people aren't lobbying to get people
to go see Bros. Bros. The Bill Eichner film. Oh yeah,
that's true. I mean Bill Eichner used to be very
beloved and hot Bill on the street. I like him.
(13:56):
I like him. I was listening to an interview he
did his promotion with Conan or something, and he was
talking about how he was like delegated to the Bravo
channel because he's gay. But it's not really. He wasn't
his sensibility, but that's just where they had to put him,
and that, uh yeah, it's brows. Is interesting because there
(14:18):
trying to determine what makes something, what what defines success
in art or in a movie. Nicola Stoler, Okay, what
makes it a success? Money? Money? Yeah, number one? Money,
But I will have to say their outliers like Idiocracy,
which didn't make a lot of money, but it does
(14:39):
have a lasting cultural impact. Because whenever people talk about
people getting dumb, are they always bring up Idiocracy the movie.
But I remember when Idiocracy came out, it was not
a financial success. That's because everyone was smart back then. Yeah.
Now they're stupid under the watch movies like Idiocracy. So
maybe you're saying success is not that. I mean financials,
(15:00):
not the Let's see if I think it's a key indicator.
But you know, as time goes by, they're under indicators.
In twenty years, if people are like man, people are
getting stupid er. It's a lot like the movie Bros.
If that's what happens, we'll know it's a success. Can
it be a successful movie without a sequel? Like if
it doesn't Merrit doesn't, like you know, it would become triplets.
(15:23):
I don't think a successful movie Merrit's a sequel. I
don't think so. Yeah, I don't think it necessarily needs
the sequel because look at Indiana Jones and the Temple
of Doom. There was only one of those. There was
never a Temple of Doom too, you're right, and Magnolia.
We've all wanted a sequel, but Philip symour Hoffman's dead.
Will there be a Bros? Sequel? Do you want to
(15:45):
make that? Bet? I say no? Why because the makers
already think it's been unsuccessful. Out of the makers think that,
then you know, the financiers won't you know, it won't
be like hey, I mean, the reason why people even
make movies is to make money. I think the creators, Umberg.
(16:06):
I don't creators. I'm just gonna say Bill Eichner, Bill
so defensive about it not being a blockbuster. You came
out so hot, coming up with reasons why it did
not succeed. I just feel like it's going to be
a thorn in his side going forward. A lot of
people saying it's is a necessary, groundbreaking movie, and maybe
(16:31):
that's enough to warrant I say, it's not going to
be made. The only reason why a financier would make
a movie and not try to make money is if
the financier wants to get into Hollywood parties, which I
think is very rare. But I mean a lot of
people buy their way into parties. Yeah. So I think no,
a sequel will not be made because Number one for
(16:54):
my advice for Billy Ignor is you have to ex
sued content in pop culture. Yes, he runs around yelling.
Is that not exuding confidence? No, that's not I mean
if he already thinks it's a failure. If Billy Eager
already thinks it's a failure, why do you presume that
he thinks it's a failure. Basically, the film got some
(17:15):
headlines as being a bomb. Then he got on Twitter
and he said, I went and I sat in the
back of a sold out theater and people were crying
and cheering, and that's I couldn't have been prouder in
my life. They were They're going, oh God, I don't
want to watch this. Stop the movie. Stop the movie.
They're screaming about it. Sounds like a success in that description.
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You guys, did you guys watch the Super Mario trailer?
Yeah it looks good. Yeah, that's a movie I want
to see. A lot of people were already complaining about
Chris Pratt being the voice actor. Look, I've been Chris
Pratt for years, but any played him in the trailer
and he's just going, Hey, Mushroom Kingdom, here we go
(17:58):
or something like that, and people think it's terrible. Here's
a bet. Do we think they're going to change the voice.
They change sonics design in the three D movie about Sonic.
They're not going to change the voice. They changed his
mustache and his sideburns, and I think his little front
top bangs well. And he's got like those weird dream
Works eyes that are like a little too sexy, you know. Okay, Yeah,
(18:21):
Mary has always been sexy, has always been sexy. Well, yeah,
but he didn't have a little dream Works eye because
he hangs thrown in. Yeah. I think there's a non
zero percent chance they'll have him do his performance differently
because so many people seem so angry about They can
see that as possibility retakes. Yes, yea, wouldn't it be
(18:43):
funny though if they fired him and brought him It's
also what if they do redo all of his voice,
and then it's even worse. Yeah, clearly they don't know
what they're doing, you're saying, and so why would they
repeat that and do it? Do do another terrible mistake?
Who knows? I know they changed what Sonic looked at.
(19:04):
They change what Sonic looked at. I think it's cheaper
to change like graphics and to change actors. I'm sure
Chris Pratt has multiple classes in his contract where if
he gets fired, he gets paid. There's no way they're
replacing him. It would be too embarrassing for him. He's
got very high profile people who are making sure that
doesn't happen. Yeah, isn't he married to a Schwarzenegger too.
(19:26):
Arnold will come over there and Schwarzenegger you got recast him.
That would be you can't even smoke cigars and your
own much from Kingdom, your Arnold Mario impression. It's a
what is what is christ Pratt's appeal? Hollywood? Starting a
(19:46):
number of letters and both of his names. Wow, that's
a good That's an interesting theory. Um. I think he
was funny in parks and recreation, and he lost a
lot of weight, and then he showed a sexy self,
the sexy side of himself, and then he got really
popular with ladies. I haven't I never saw a lot
of parks and recreation, but I was always mildly annoyed
by him, you know. I mean, I'm not just saying
(20:09):
that because everyone's hating on him now. I saw just
like a five second clip the other day, and it
reminds me it was funny. You would really propel him
to start him Guardians of the Galaxy. Everybody loved his performance.
I thought I thought that he was fine in that
people people liked him there. I think that's around the
time when he um left troubles with his ex wife
Anna Ferris, and eventually they broke up. But my bed
(20:32):
is that they might do a few a d rs.
But I think Chris Pratt's agents are too powerful to
make him do like multiple of already recorded dialogue. I
think also part do you want him to talk like this?
I think he shouldn't say anything. I think he should
just go whoa and everyone else should talk. That's the voice.
(20:53):
I think it should just be like that. I think
it should be like that the whole movie. Yeah, why
do they have him talking and stuff? No? No, no, no, no,
Old isn't that the whole thing with Like if you
had a Legend of Zelda game, you'd never want link
to talk a movie. I mean you just go Yeah.
Judging on the overall reaction of the trailer, I think
the studio is going to be feeling pretty good that
(21:14):
it's not you know people. I think generally people think
it looks pretty good. Yeah, and they like Jack Black,
And I think they're like, if they want to complain
about Chris, let them, we love his voice. In the
back of their minds. Maybe they're thinking, oh no, but
I think they have enough. What do you think Miamoto
is thinking. Because they've been at Nintendo, they've a specially
guard at the property. You think Miamoto is gonna come
in and go mushy, mushy. We got to change this now.
(21:36):
I think Miamoti is too old. People, it's too old. Yeah,
people lose their guard once they get old. And she greed.
Miamoto one of the biggest geniuses Japan is produced. But
I think he's old and he has other things he
wants to work on. This is just a Hollywood version
of his baby is Miamoto. It's like a guy that
makes video games and Mario. He's the creator of Mario.
(21:58):
He created one of the biggest I p s of
the latter twin multiple multiple Mario and Legends, Doctor and
Star Fox and Donkey Kong. Oh wow, he's like, yeah,
here's the Walt Disney of video games. A lot of
people would say I watched Moto like one of the
biggest geniuses Japan has ever produced. I mean, people should
(22:20):
remember Nintendo was not like a tari like setting out
to be a video game company. It was mostly a
like a trading cards and board game company. He's the
one who made Nintendo into a video game company. And
two he is an argument for nepotism because he got
into Nintendo because his dad was a friend of the
head of Nintendo. He has an argument for nepotism that
(22:41):
I'm always for nepotism. Yeah, apotism works sometimes. I'm about that,
take what you take what you got. Chris Pratt clearly
a product of nepotism. There's no way that guy would
get success any other way. I mean there's nothing. No,
he's not like Arnold Schwartzenegger with an interesting past and
a weird accent. There's nothing really unique about him that
(23:02):
it would make him sort of stand out in Hollywood.
I agree with you, pretty medium looks. It's not like
what if he talked about your looks, people would say,
people say it's hot. But yeah, people to think everyone's hot.
Everyone has a sex addiction. Here's the thing. I don't
think he's a nepotism baby. According to Wikipedia, at nineteen
years old, he waited tables at Bubba Gump Shrimp and
(23:24):
was in Maui and he was discovered by ray Don Jong.
Pre existing condition is crisp Pratt hot. No, yeah, no,
not hot. Not my I'm looking at a photo right
now where he looks good, but he's not hot. Medium
good to medium. Now do we have to do a
(23:46):
poll with our audience to see if he's hot or not? No,
I'm just gonna tell you that he's perceived that's hot.
You bet against it, you're wrong. You know. I googled
is Chris Prett hot? And there's only four results lost,
sexiest man Alive to Chris Hemsworth. Well, if you're a
(24:06):
runner up, then you're not the winner. Is it a binary?
You're either hot, either sexy man alive, or you're not hot. Look,
I am on a site called v I p F
a Q dot com and there is a button on
there it says is Chris Pratt hot or not? Uh?
(24:26):
And then the voters nineteen percent of all voters think
that Chris Pratt is hot. One percent voted for not hot. Well,
I've got to say, I'm on fan pop dot com
and Chris Pratt hot or not poll says hot with
lots of exclamation marks. Colan d capital d Well, Okay,
(24:47):
that contradicts what you said. Quirkies solo ruse picked hot
rules and said I have to pick hot. Some people
are green with me, but not all. He's hot. That's
I m O. All right, I'm gonna find on the
Facebook page hot or Not hunks, and I'm gonna search
for Chris Pratt and see what this Facebook page sh
it can't find anything? M Okay, Well, now I'm on hot.
(25:10):
Oh never mind. Beanie is a new trend that was
right on the heels of porcelain snorting, which is right
on the heels of the night quill chicken. Oh wow,
(25:31):
I'm I'm two trends behind because I just heard of
Nike quill chicken. So people are saying you should uh
you know, marinate your chicken, and Nike will. No one's
actually doing it. It just seems to be this sort
of false TikTok hype, kind of like tight pods, kind
of like um uh smoking banana peels. Some kid went
(25:55):
online and said, what if we start a fake trend
called porcelain snorting, and then it became a trend and
then they shut him down on TikTok. Well, all of
these things have their roots in Jenkob. Yes, yes, Jenco
is kind of the precursor to and Rainbow parties. I
(26:15):
forgot about Jenkob I mean, but for me, this is
all like a more evolved digital version of pranks. You know,
people used to do pranks all the time, and now
like any prank that you can do, get how can
I far reach if you get into a TikTok algorithm?
These things, I feel are kind of the essence of
pop culture. I think people to believe something. Yeah, and
(26:38):
their kids are grinding up their families precious wedding china
into a fine powder and snorting it so they can see.
But I have a question. How many American families still
have porcelain? That was a good question, boy, that would
have been a pretty good pre existing condition if it
(26:59):
But what what is beaning? Though? Presis in condition? Without
looking it up? I've already looked it up, already looked
at UF. Where does the TikTok beaning trend? Okay, so
let's let's break this up. There's niquill chicken. It was like, oh,
youre's a hack that was fake about marinating chicken and
Nike will okay, porcelain snorting, Oh, this is the thing
(27:22):
teams are doing. Let's pretend we're doing it. Beaning Like
I keep and I don't think this is right, but
I keep thinking about like someone plugging their your e
throw with a dry I was thinking about plugging your
your e throw with a dried bean. That's like the
only thing I was thinking. Oh my gosh, it has
(27:44):
to be you. Or maybe they just watched the same porn,
you know, and if you watch this, yeah, we do
watch we do. We watch dancing bear pluggers watch we
watched the beaning tag on for not beaning that made
this great. Look at a wedding last night. Oh yeah,
I don't wake at other women. My girlfriend doesn't want
(28:04):
me to look at other women, so I just listen
in alt tab's pretty good at that got me late
at the wedding. Whose wedding? I don't know? Plugging your
ere thro that's my final answer. Yeah, well, if we're
both saying that to be like Billy Eichner's bros were
like bros about cower and terror. The latest TikTok trend
(28:26):
is about dumping canned beans on people's front porches. You
were close, No, not at all. I mean that's why
I like a dumb one who's closer. And both of
them were what a bad idea, putting a bean in
your your ee thro Yeah, that was you deserve to
lose ten dollars. Both of you had the same instinct.
(28:48):
That's fantastic. I wasn't thinking like a big, like a
whole green bean or a string being. I'm just thinking
like one single little like you know, not even a
garth bonzo, just like a little tiny Yeah. No, I
mean no one thought you meant like a green bean.
I didn't think about a green bean until you said
green bean. Yeah, I was thinking like navy bean. Lima,
that was logical, even just like a p just like
(29:10):
he would have been better than a bean. He's not
a bean. It's not I don't know. I've decided to
say it's not pre existing condition. Oh god, a bean. Yes,
I'm gonna say yes as well. Howestly, yes, it's just
because it's in a pod. That was the dumbest one.
Everyone It is actually a bean, So you just lost
(29:33):
money to all of us, said you got all excited,
muse Well, you know what he used to say whenever
someone had a big, clunky urine, He's like, oh, I'm
pe and beans. You would yell at from that. Yeah,
that was a bad bed. I mean yeah, it's like
you know, it's the number one it said. Yes, No,
(29:53):
you can't do appreciate position with yees a probability of
loue say that's true. That's terrible. I'm closing the missive
got too fine, Send us your wagers. I heard prop
culture or I love prop culture at gmail dot com. Remember,
nothing we say here is reliable. Prop culture as a
(30:14):
production of School of Humans, and I heard podcasts. I
don't want to throw that away. By the way, that
nothing we say here is reliable. I know we have
definitely said that a pa is a bean. That's reliable.
That's but if nothing we say here is your live Wait,
even saying nothing we say here's cook fuel dot com
says no, beans and peas are totally different from one another. Sorry,
(30:38):
already lost your bet. The cook ful dot com says
they're totally different. Yeah, well they're the cook full of
ship right now. Also, we'd love you to email videos.
If you can flip a car, send us a video
of that will play the sound of the video. Morning
chores dot com the difference between peas and beans and
why it matters. No, it's not a bean. Why are
you standing up your running around and screaming it's not
a beat, it's not a bean at that bean out
(30:59):
of your dick, bosing up the missive prop culture
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