August 17, 2022 • 35 mins
Our friends conspire to outrage the public, while one doughnut maker breaches protocol on their pumpkin spice release. How will the other fall drink peddlers respond? Tommy Lee’s recent Instagram post sparks a new bet about the next celebrity to share their parts. Quirkies #1988 reveals a personal perspective on what should be done on a beach, while Quirkies #307 shares a story about his battle with writers block as Loot pushes for the release date for his song.
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Speaker 1 (00:06):
Hello, you're listening to prop culture. This is loop bag
number from Loot for Adventurers. I'm an n f T.
Welcome Quirkies Frio seven, Thank you, thank you for having me. Hey, quirks,
was that a vineyard with her family? Did you drink
lots of wine? I just drink one like quarter of
(00:27):
a glass of wine. So you're out drinking today with
your with your girlfriends, with my parents. Oh you want
to drink with your parents. I drink with my quirky parents.
Anyone see if the Juggalos Pepper and the asshole video
made its way to the internet. Oh no, well, this
may be a technicality. We have a video from the
(00:51):
gathering of the Juggalos shove a Carolina pepper. You're as yeah,
so it has made its way to the internet. But
seventeen annual gathering from six years ago. This occurrence that
people annual occurrence. So I don't know how the bet
(01:11):
goes for that. I don't think it's unless it's the
this year's Juggalo gathering. I don't think it counts. I
think it should just be null. The bet is null,
But if you'd like to watch that, you can watch
it on YouTube. Two five views. It's not bad. Honestly. Wow,
(01:32):
that's really low, I thought. But still, I mean, keep
in mind, if you had two five people watching a
video of you shoving a pepper in your asshole, how
would you feel? I think so for like a slightly
shocking video like that, I think it should have at
least twenty views or your wife sucks? All right, Well
that's a null bet. Uh. We we've got another one
(01:53):
we can probably check on pretty quickly. Did cracker barrels
stock rise or sink? Let's look, since last episode of
prop Culture when we said that cracker barrel stock is
going to go up because of this fake outrage that
they've stirred up about adding impossible meat to their menu.
(02:13):
We said the cracker barrel stock is going to go up.
And did it go up? It went up ten eight six? Hey,
God bless them. Outrage cells, Yes, outraged cells. Well, cracker
barrel made some oil barrels from very fake fiasco. You know,
it's a shame we couldn't figure out a way to
(02:35):
outrage the public with our show. What can we say?
It would really outrage the public. That's Stranger Things is
a terrible show. I think that would outrage the public,
outrage my nieces, or that Kate Bush sucks. I think
that would outrage TikTok. I can't listen to Kate Bush.
I'll tell you that, but I don't want to yuck
somebody's yum. It's just it's just I don't Yeah, it's
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just not for you. It's like an operetta. You don't
like opera opera singers, an opera singer, well, she sounds
like well, and she sounds like a romantic opera singer.
Who can operatic? I don't think that we can say
anything that would outrage anybody. I think people are probably
expecting podcasts to do that. One more bet, I want
to talk about real quick? Yeah he big ding Dong
Davidson was out on a date with a lady from
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Ship's Creek. Whoa so I won? Yeah? You want? You
said quirkies three or seven? I want? Do we know
that Kim has not been on a date? I haven't
heard someone look at up real quick, I'll look at
I'll look at up Kim Kardashian. I mean, I feel
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like it already counts because Kim Kardashian wore a nude
bikini and a date. Listen, you could wear a nude
bikini without being on a date. There was Best feed
Us saying Pete, Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian broke up,
here's who he should date next. An article doesn't count
and then, uh so you you lose here. I hope
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you're keeping track of the ledger because we're about to
resolve it. Next week we resolve it. It's episode ten,
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on here, dear lute back and the rest existence continues
to be a gamble. Here. Today's topics Tommy Lee's dick pick.
We're minting ballside jaggers. And as soon as we announced that,
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what happens on Tommy Leeves Instagram page? Well is he
only see what Tommy Lee did? Know what? Well? Take
a look. Okay, I'm going I'm trying to find Instagram.
Do I go to instagram dot com? Guest? Where do
I go? Instagram? You can go to anywhere? Tommy Lee?
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What's his last name? Tommy Lee? I spell the h.
I think it's Ellie Lewis, Tommy Lee Lewis. Wait did
Tommy Lee put a nude on Instagram. I guess was
it censored? No, he put an actual nude on Instagram. Yeah.
So as soon as we talk about balls like Jagger
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zero zero one getting minted, Tommy Lee responds immediately up
him one, ups us and he didn't. Did he get
a banned from? No? Well here's and maybe we should
forget about balls like Jagger and just skip right to
Tommy Lee. So you want Tommy look Lee's pixelation? Well,
(06:59):
I think finally original, the original. But here's the thing
I mean, I'm going to say, a majority of people
over the age of thirty five are well acquainted with
Tommy Lee's penises. Vast majority agree, Just like the vast
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majority of people over the age of are familiar with
Tanya Harding's jiz hand because I don't. I don't know that.
What ya Harding and her sex tape, which was the
first sex film I had ever seen. She jerks off
her husband Jeff and then has jis in her hand
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and shows it to the camera. What, Wow, I didn't
I didn't know that. Does everyone know that? Yes? Yes,
every Just like everyone over the age of thirty five
is familiar with Tommy Lee sh long from his yacht
sex party with Pamla. Well, people are well acquainted with
that simply. But I don't think a lot of people
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actually watched Tanya Harding's take. Oh yes, a lot of
people did. I don't think I think you did. I did.
Why did he do that? Why did he put his
picture up? He wanted to say hey I still have it? Yeah?
I probably wanted to say hey I still have this?
Than is that what you think? I think? Maybe just
like board and he's a rock star and he's like,
(08:24):
what could I do that? Good outrage? And also how
old is he is? He Isn't he sixty six or something?
Let me look how old he is? No, he's fifty
nine years old. Wow, he's the other that I thought.
It's creating conversations about double standards, though. I guess people
are upset because if a woman posts too much breast,
she gets shut her Instagram shut down. Meanwhile, Tommy Lee
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still up there even though he posted his full flaccid
sch long. Is it having any effect? Not? Really? What
do you mean effect? Does anyone know about it? I
didn't know about it till right now, So I'm going
to say that, and I'm pretty tuned into peen picks
on the internet and it didn't even hear of me?
He did he post that when Salmon Rushdie got attacked?
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Did he get overshadowed by that that Salmon Rushdie was
more recent than this? Okay? Do you think it wasn't
a response? And well, I'm reading a New York Post
headline Instagram users outraged that Tommy lee nude photo is
live for hours. I think Instagram did on purpose. They
knew that it was good for their overall engagement to
leave it on. Yes, I think you're right. The skepticism
(09:30):
is real. He did it to uh to regain relevance.
Why did they do it on TikTok? Because he's old
and he'd miscalculated. He miscalculated. He should have done that
on TikTok or I mean, if you're going into a video, okay,
doesn't it have to be erect if you have to
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do it on video? Maybe I thought of that. I
think I think Tommy Lee is what they call a shower,
not a grower. Okay, Mommy Lee's pick. There's no reason
we can't just meant that? Is that better? I think
I prefer the subtlety of balls, like Jagger. Mick Jagger
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was saying, hey, huge slong here, but he had it
covered up so it was left to the imagination. And
sometimes that's you know, it's like Psycho, you saw the knife,
but you didn't see the stabbing, so you're as horrified.
Here we see this long and we're just like, Okay,
that's it. That's the end of the story too. That's
the end of the story. Well, I I want to
(10:31):
remind you Keith Richards said that Mick Jagger had small penis,
low hanging balls. You know, the Internet is it seems
to get more and more extreme with revealing. Do you
think there'll be a time in the near future where
people are showing their dicks on the Internet and it's
a common occurrence. Yeah, I think that. I think that
time is here so more. Maybe this is a cue
(10:51):
for Normis to show what you're working with and uh,
show your wiener. Are you asking for dick pis? What
what's going on? No, I'm just don't asking a question.
I'm not asking sends to you're not I'm not making
that plea. I'm saying maybe I'll send a dick pick
(11:16):
to the prop culture email I hard prop culture at
gmail dot com. I love prop culture at gmail dot com.
We should make a quick bet who's going to be
the next popular figure to show their genitals on the
internet dick balls or asshole or all of the above.
And for a woman, it has to be of vagina
or asshole. You've really thought those through? Yes, and boobs
(11:37):
don't count because I don't think don't count because boops
don't count. This is we're talking lower level we R rating.
Everybody wants it to be Pete Davidson. Yeah, I'm curious.
He's the most requested nudeman, don't you think? Definitely, because
we just want to know why? Yeah? Why? Why are
(12:00):
all these Hollywood babes going for Pete Davidson? Are there
two of them? Are there to Davidson's penises? Oh yeah,
David Peterson, Anthony Weiner Just kidding, I mean this is
I'll just say it as a note, but as a
pop culture gossip enthusiasts, I've heard that Anthony Weiner's ex
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wife is now dating Bradley Cooper. By the way, I'm
going to cut that out. That's Whoma and Cooper's business.
Next celebrity to reveal themselves publicly nude I bet Logan
Paul whoa, we'll show their genitals. I'm not sure if
that's the more popular or less popular Paul, but it
(12:43):
popped into my head. That's a very good bet. Act
Logan Paul will take a note fight from Tommy Lee
and show his genitals on the Internet in the next
few months, quirk, what say you, Kanye West? Kanye West?
I can see him just having a bad day and thinking, Wow,
(13:07):
I wonder where what will happen if I posted dick
pick on the internet and you know everybody will go nuts.
The next new penis to be featured on the Internet
is going to belong to the best beach in the
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world world. Have you ever been to a beach? The
world's most beautiful beaches have been announced some tourism board
paid um a magazine a lot. Are you gonna be
cynical about the world's most beautiful beaches? Yeah, it's all
about possibly complained about that. Come on, it's probably gonna
be some weird place in a third world country. Why
do you say it's so condescendingly? So you haven't seen it?
(13:50):
So we're going to do a pre existing condition. Nice
Suddenly that pre existing condition music kicks in. I feel up. Okay, okay,
stop googling. Hey, what are you doing? Are you googling? Yes, yes,
you're google best beach fuck it? What's fuck it? Yeah,
(14:15):
I'll just say, hey, but one of the one on
the list of fuck it? P h u k T.
Why are you googling when we're playing preexisting conditions? I
just want I just wanted to make sure that I
smoke poquette or fuck it? Right, Okay, but Paquette, I
would say Paquette p h u k t, because that's
probably on the list. I don't see. I'm looking. I
(14:37):
don't see anything about this. We could still play. I'm
going to take your laptop away. Oh my god, I'm
taking her Alien Wears laptop and I'm putting it over here. Okay, okay,
trying to find the article that I just read. Oh
my gosh, you don't even bookmark her articles in the
mess of oh my god, condescending to move from Why
(14:59):
are you being god? You're honest, anywhere's laptop all day long?
And I don't Lord knows what you're looking at. You know,
she got squatted the other day, Yeah, because she was
talking ship. She was playing among us and got talking
ship and we got squatted. You're luck you didn't get killed. Yeah,
professional ship talker over here, ten ninety number one five
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in the list three. I'm gonna say to somewhere in
Cabo one, I gave you a gave you one second.
There Where is Cabo. It's in Mexico. I'm saying, Cabo
the best beach in the world. Grace baby Beach, Derks
and Caicos. Okay, you both owe me ten I don't.
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We don't want to tend. This is unfair like existing
lost prexisting conditions is unfair because whoever asks this is
in the advantage because you could ask at any point
if you have an article, could ask one. I'm looking
at the website for Grace. I sneak it back. You
know there's no fishing on this beach. You're gonna tell me,
best fucking beach in the world doesn't allow fishing. It's
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celebating more by the tourism offices of every island. Okay,
so that all the suburban people with money, we'll look
at these lives and go like, oh yeah, they say
it's a both speech in the world. We'll go great
beach to you, um, no people sunbathing. No, people, you're
(16:30):
you're coming from very kind of like cynical point of view.
You're extra and that's the only thing that you do
on a beach. No, that's not how people of the
APAC region approach beach going. I'm sorry, what the what region?
A pack Asia? Asia Pacific region? You're a you're a
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how do you spell it? A A C? No? No, no,
never mind, never mind. I just there are places in
the world where people don't sunbathe at beach chips, and
I think it's very good. I think sunbathing and beaches
is a very European or a Western thing to do.
That's all I would say. Well, sunbathing is very unobtrusive
to others. Why do you find such a distaste for it.
(17:13):
It's very obtrusive. You can't walk around, you know, they're
all like laying, they're flat. I'm going to say, they're
not like moving around, like jostling you. But beach going
should be about swimming or taking a picture pretty quickly
and leaving, or just looking at the beauty around you.
It shouldn't be about just laying there like a whale
for two hours. This water looks pretty nicely colored. You
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want people to run and take a picture and run
away and just look at the nature and look at
the water, feel the water. Don't just sunbathe there um
to look sexy for hours and hours like a whale.
I like on beaches when they have a rubber mat
on the sand so you can walk on the rubber
mat all the way down to the beach. And a
lot of beaches in New Jersey have that. So I
(18:02):
gotta say props to uh, New Jersey where my sister
get married. Man Socking, Yes, Man Socking, props to man Socken.
Man Socken reminds me of my token. I think it's
actually Manna Squawan. How's it coming? Um, Thanks for asking,
(18:22):
And I've been meaning to give an update on that. Uh.
I have severe writer's block right now, and I have
made very little progress on the song. You need to
make that song because that's one of the bets that
I know that I know, but I've I'm suffering from
writer's block. I have some trauma in my life that
(18:45):
I'm still dealing with when it and it comes to
writing hit songs. I still like kind of buckle under pressure, uh,
and I'm I have severe writer's block right now, so
I'm hoping that I could get it done by next
week for our tenth episode. Um, but you know, I
ask for listeners, forgiveness if it doesn't happen, and forgiveness
and understanding if it doesn't happen. Because what you said
(19:07):
last week was oh, by, I guarantee you by next week,
I'm going to release my n f T song Matoken, right,
and I well, Matoken is going to be released next week? Yes, no, yes, yes, yes,
I'm taking that bet. I'm going to bet ten dollars.
Yes it is, yes, it is, yes, it is. It
still is. You made that bet last week, and I
(19:30):
want your bet to come true. Celebrity real Estate, We're
going to Quirkies with a celebrity real estate update. Okay um.
There's a lot of celebrity real estate news, actually not
all of them which are worthy of bets. Your alien
wears back, okay Um, I will tell everybody that Thomas
(19:52):
middle dis House is not sold yet. Still who I
didn't know? Stranger things start? Brett Gellman, Now money to
buy a Mount Washington home? Oh my god, where's Mount Galman?
Who's Mount Washington? It's in Los Angeles. Oh is it
like by Highland Park and stuff? I don't know he
made that much money he does, Oh yeah, he does.
(20:17):
It actually kind of looks like one of those Caribbean
like those body Caribbean. It looks like a Caribbean house.
It looks like it's on an island. That sounds awesome.
It's not listed. He just wants to promote it on
his site to probably to brag about his new girlfriend. No,
it's not even for rent. It's just you know, dirt
dot com just has an article about it. But I
(20:40):
will do a very very quick pre existing condition you
get back. So how much is Brett Gellman's house in
Mount Washington that's not listed? Yeah, but there is a price.
There was a price. Yeah, who made up the price?
(21:02):
It was a price what he bought it four two
years ago? How many bedrooms? How many bedrooms it's been
Mountain Washington. It's four bedrooms, three point five bathrooms, three thousand,
seven hundred forty square feet and was built and it
looks at a Caribbean house. And how much property zero
(21:22):
point four acres? If I feel like, if I go first,
I'm going to inform quirkies. And if he goes first,
he's gonna well, I'm gonna do a time right now, timer,
So we're not gonna even be all right, we're just
gonna be able to Yeah, you should have started counting,
like a long time. A lot of asked these questions
three about six million one point seven to five? Well, actually,
(21:46):
lute one really seven at one point seven? Really I
thought it had been much more. Wow, it was off quirkies.
You said, what did you say, like fifty thousand dollars?
I said six point seven eight million, six point seven
eight million, Yeah it was one point seven. Wow. Yeah,
(22:11):
I'm really dumb. So what happens? I Well, let's say
no I win with either way. You know, it's aid
this like the pre existing conditions, because if it's not
like the exact same price, no one wins, Like you
have to get yes, yeah what yeah, I think I
did one point closet going over. No, No, it's not
that you have to get like I mean pre existing conditions,
like for this probability to be like the same as
(22:34):
like what LUTs asking, No, it has to be the
exact same price. You know, there's no reason to do
pre you know, like to you're saying, because I guess
one point seven to five, Yeah, you did not win.
It should be like the exact same. You know, you're
so right now, No, it's a probability game. It doesn't
make any sense. Probably probably, you know, it's not the
same probability what Lute is asking. When I am asking,
(22:57):
if I do like closest or whatever, then I you
know that I don't like. Yeah, probability. It's a probability thing. Yeah,
sit down, So I don't lose, alright, nobody. No money
is exchanged. Now. You both lose because you know, because
we owe you money. All right, give you your money.
(23:20):
Let's put it under your pillow tonight. Pumpkin spice season.
Summer is over. By the way, if you didn't realize
summer's over, summer's over definitely. Okay, Yeah, finally, it's not
the last days of summer. It's over heat. The heat
(23:43):
is gone, thank you. Crispy Kreme is celebrating Pumpkin spice season. Early.
It was a new lineup of zonuts and drinks. Wow, God,
Crispy Creme. That's crazy. They're ahead of the game. But
they're not because summer is over. Okay, so they're going
for the middle aged woman Bucks that forty to fifty
(24:04):
female market. Yes, this here. Crispy Creme kickstarted Pumpkin Spice
season a month early compared to hopes of giving fans
more time to celebrate and enjoy falls most signature flavor.
And they say August is close enough. That's a ballsy move.
It makes you want a pumpkin spice cake doughnut, a
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pumpkin spice original glaze donut, a pumpkin spice latte, swirled doughnut,
pumpkin spice ice coffee, and a pumpkin spice latte available hot,
ice or frozen. Does that make you want? Not really
not a fan of pumpkin spice, but a lot of
other people love it. Is it too soon? I think?
Number one? It's too soon. Number two, I have a
(24:47):
question about uh Crispy Kreme's business. Do they usually sell
flavors other than just the glazed? Yes? Oh they do,
because in my mind they only sell those glaze donuts
and no other donuts. Um big they have a full
range of Okay, all right, well, forget about what I
was going to say. I guess the bed would be.
Will Starbucks release it's pumpkin spice saying that Krispy Kreme
(25:10):
kicked Starbucks ass this year. I mean, I don't think
it will, but maybe it's one of their strategies too.
Do you think they have meetings and they say, how
can we kick Starbucks? Is asked this year, well, how
can we get Starbucks to share? There's definitely that in meetings.
Dumpkin Duncan started pumpkin season earlier, but Starbucks PSL return
date unknown. Dumpkin, When will the Pumpkin Spice Latte be released?
(25:35):
That's the big drama. My bed is that it'll released earlier,
but only a week or two earlier than last year.
Will the conflict in Ukraine effect anything? I mean, I'm
sorry with the there's a lot of that disrupts a
lot of different food. We don't know it war in
(25:57):
Ukraine just rupt the pumpkin spice latte Starbucks. I don't
know for a fact, but I think there's some food
stuffs that we're reliant on Ukraine food supply for some
of the things. I'm not joking here, existing condition. How
many pumpkin spice lattes are sold at Starbucks each year? Many?
Or how much? You can't keep. You kind of have
(26:19):
a limit on existing conditions. You're just collecting money. I'm
gonna say six point seven eight million. How may you
say inside the US twenty mill approximately twenty million pumpkin
spice lattes are solid Starbucks. He's serious. Oh my gosh, quirkies,
(26:46):
you nailed that. Did you seriously get that right after that?
Got that right on the nose. No, it's a it's
as I say, it's a probability thing. Your alien wares
right now. That's yeah, yeah, No, that's a probably what
you think because the US population is around thirty million people, okay,
(27:07):
and only females drinks pumpkin spice latte, which you know,
which will put the number down to one sixty million.
You know that's like female population and like, let's say,
only a little over ten percent of them drink a
pumpkin spice latte. Everything you said math equation. Just in
that ten seconds you write this down and email this
(27:27):
to me, you should be in good will hunting. No,
I'm not a good I mean, it's just a dumb
guests I made. It's like around probably around twenty mill
just thinking about us. That's crazy. We've both u ten Yeah,
I can't believe that everything that you just fought against
you somehow one Well, I guess when you have to
(27:48):
be frivolous to win stuff like this, and all of
a sudden, I don't want to lose Quark. What day? Well,
the Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte return September two, Go on,
everyone else, quirkies three oh seven. I'm going to say
September ludfor adventurers. Here, I'm going to say the Starbucks
(28:11):
Pumpkin spice latte is going to return August. They might
even come in sooner. The state of cinema here's a
here's an intent article from the Wall Street Journal, because
that's what I read, because I'm burying into finance, movie theaters,
plot revival as Americans show up for blockbusters. Do we
(28:34):
have a report back on how successful Bullet Train has been?
Bullet Train, let me look as it blossomed? No, it
has not. Bullet Train second go round now at thirteen
point four as Summer o'clock the lowest weekend to date
with sixty six million overall. So it's helping hank box
office for other movies. Yes, streaming growth in the US
(28:57):
stalls pre pandemic as speriences people are embracing, like going
to the movies. I somewhat agree with that. I think
Gone Minions, Jurassic World. Did you know this? According to
the Wall Street Journal, there is a looming movie shortage.
I think this is all the state of current cinema, though,
(29:17):
because every movie that's being made is either some stupid
tent pole blockbuster or some sort of indie film where
nothing happens, like No mad Land. Can you give me
a movie where it's like something medium happening, like Uncle Buck.
I want to see a movie like Uncle Buck today?
What would that mean to? So? Do you? Are you
(29:40):
saying that the cinema experiences missing inexpensive movies. I think
the cinema experiences missing mid budget movies. I agree with it.
The whole middle ground is completely being ignored, as it's
like idiosyncratic art films or uh mind numbing blockbusters, absolutely quirkies.
(30:06):
The number of screens has fallen since from thousand. The
numbers expected to drop in the coming months when subsidy
payments dry up and the film schedule is thin. So,
for example, I saw in a local theater recently that
they are just doing a screening of everyone's favorite cat
(30:28):
videos on the internet. So I don't know if that's
smart or dumb. I don't know how I feel about that.
People are desperate enough to have for a community that
they'll go see something low quality in the theater. Yes, yeah,
what what did you think about that news about the
movie shortage? That was news to me. I didn't know
(30:49):
there's a movie shortage? How could there be a movie shortage?
That seems so weird? Did you go to the movies? No?
I got. I turned down Elvis. Um. What's the last movie?
Saw in the theater? Um? Barry Lyndon. Wow. Went to
Barry Lyndon about a month ago. It was killer before that, Oh,
(31:11):
I saw everything this way, everything but the loot, What's
what's it? Everywhere? Every everyone but everywhere? Everything all the time?
I think was fucking terrible. It was an hour too long. Also,
Holy sh it, I kept going. I I respect that.
I think those guys know what they're doing as far
(31:33):
as making spectacle, but well, I would disagree. They all
said it was their favorite movie of the year and
of all time. There's a lot of people saying that
they cried all the way through it, and it was
the best movie they ever saw a lot of people
are saying that, really, yes, no, balls like Jagger who
(31:55):
loves that movie. I bet he cried through it. Yeah,
oh my god, I just but yeah, I just want
to say that. I wonder we should we should call
him and find out. But yes, he loved it. What
do you I vote no saying no, hey, balls hey.
(32:18):
This is part of our bet for the current issue
of prop Culture podcast. We were wondering if balls like
Jagger zero zero one enjoyed the film everything everywhere, all
at once. Not only did I enjoy the film, but
it was my favorite. Oh Dick cried. He sounded like
(32:43):
he was getting choked up top. Oh my god, he
backed up to. Not only do you know what that
was about? I kind of wish I lost. I just said,
you know, he um balls like would like it, just
because I thought he would. But I was like, I
generally kind of lose that. But hyperventilating. Not only it's
(33:04):
almost says, not only you can hang up, you're done. Yeah,
well Quirk hasn't seen it, um, but I did. You
don't know, you might you might actually be very much
into it. Well I did watch Swiss Army man, and
I hated the time that I spent watching that thing.
I just wanted to really punish the directors for wasting
(33:28):
my time for me to watch it. So that's wy.
I'm not watching everything Everywhere all at once because I
think I just got a text from Balls like Jagger
he said ship I should have said not as much
as Swiss army man. I didn't like that one. Mostly,
this is my final statement on everything every all, all
at once, because I do think the cast was incredible.
(33:52):
The acting was very good. I enjoyed the first forty
minutes or so. Uh, but it jokes were corny. It
was like a Walmart. Oh my gosh, that sounds terrible food.
Once again, are fewer numbers are going to be dropping
(34:12):
and people are gonna be boycott? I think its fuck.
This might be the outrage. We might be giving the
internet the out yeah that we need. Yeah, this might
actually we might go viral for these opinions. Yea bet recap.
Who will be the next public figure to post a
nude picture on the Internet. Will Quirky's three hundred seven
(34:32):
overcome writer's block? When will the Starbucks Pumpkins spy slot
hey return? We're working on our b A. I had
that I had a great meeting. Oh yeah, oh yeah,
yeah yeah. How is b A had a great meeting?
It was very interested in coming out. It was over Zoomer,
very excited about it. Do you know it was plan?
Do you know if a plan in place? Do you
(34:53):
remember if it was zoom Er? Phone? It was phone?
Very interesting. Okay, So be A still has a phone? Yeah,
has a phone? Oh yeah, Samsung or iPhone? Uh Samsung? Woo. Yeah.
I can't believe he has a phone. You know, I
thought b A would be over phones by now that
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b would you talked to be A? I talked to
BEA's team. Okay, I should have said no, no, real quick.
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Welcome Quirkies Frio seven, Thank you, thank you for having me. Hey, quirks,
was that a vineyard with her family? Did you drink
lots of wine? I just drink one like quarter of
(00:27):
a glass of wine. So you're out drinking today with
your with your girlfriends, with my parents. Oh you want
to drink with your parents. I drink with my quirky parents.
Anyone see if the Juggalos Pepper and the asshole video
made its way to the internet. Oh no, well, this
may be a technicality. We have a video from the
(00:51):
gathering of the Juggalos shove a Carolina pepper. You're as yeah,
so it has made its way to the internet. But
seventeen annual gathering from six years ago. This occurrence that
people annual occurrence. So I don't know how the bet
(01:11):
goes for that. I don't think it's unless it's the
this year's Juggalo gathering. I don't think it counts. I
think it should just be null. The bet is null,
But if you'd like to watch that, you can watch
it on YouTube. Two five views. It's not bad. Honestly. Wow,
(01:32):
that's really low, I thought. But still, I mean, keep
in mind, if you had two five people watching a
video of you shoving a pepper in your asshole, how
would you feel? I think so for like a slightly
shocking video like that, I think it should have at
least twenty views or your wife sucks? All right, Well
that's a null bet. Uh. We we've got another one
(01:53):
we can probably check on pretty quickly. Did cracker barrels
stock rise or sink? Let's look, since last episode of
prop Culture when we said that cracker barrel stock is
going to go up because of this fake outrage that
they've stirred up about adding impossible meat to their menu.
(02:13):
We said the cracker barrel stock is going to go up.
And did it go up? It went up ten eight six? Hey,
God bless them. Outrage cells, Yes, outraged cells. Well, cracker
barrel made some oil barrels from very fake fiasco. You know,
it's a shame we couldn't figure out a way to
(02:35):
outrage the public with our show. What can we say?
It would really outrage the public. That's Stranger Things is
a terrible show. I think that would outrage the public,
outrage my nieces, or that Kate Bush sucks. I think
that would outrage TikTok. I can't listen to Kate Bush.
I'll tell you that, but I don't want to yuck
somebody's yum. It's just it's just I don't Yeah, it's
(03:00):
just not for you. It's like an operetta. You don't
like opera opera singers, an opera singer, well, she sounds
like well, and she sounds like a romantic opera singer.
Who can operatic? I don't think that we can say
anything that would outrage anybody. I think people are probably
expecting podcasts to do that. One more bet, I want
to talk about real quick? Yeah he big ding Dong
Davidson was out on a date with a lady from
(03:22):
Ship's Creek. Whoa so I won? Yeah? You want? You
said quirkies three or seven? I want? Do we know
that Kim has not been on a date? I haven't
heard someone look at up real quick, I'll look at
I'll look at up Kim Kardashian. I mean, I feel
(03:43):
like it already counts because Kim Kardashian wore a nude
bikini and a date. Listen, you could wear a nude
bikini without being on a date. There was Best feed
Us saying Pete, Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian broke up,
here's who he should date next. An article doesn't count
and then, uh so you you lose here. I hope
(04:04):
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on here, dear lute back and the rest existence continues
to be a gamble. Here. Today's topics Tommy Lee's dick pick.
We're minting ballside jaggers. And as soon as we announced that,
(05:54):
what happens on Tommy Leeves Instagram page? Well is he
only see what Tommy Lee did? Know what? Well? Take
a look. Okay, I'm going I'm trying to find Instagram.
Do I go to instagram dot com? Guest? Where do
I go? Instagram? You can go to anywhere? Tommy Lee?
(06:14):
What's his last name? Tommy Lee? I spell the h.
I think it's Ellie Lewis, Tommy Lee Lewis. Wait did
Tommy Lee put a nude on Instagram. I guess was
it censored? No, he put an actual nude on Instagram. Yeah.
So as soon as we talk about balls like Jagger
(06:37):
zero zero one getting minted, Tommy Lee responds immediately up
him one, ups us and he didn't. Did he get
a banned from? No? Well here's and maybe we should
forget about balls like Jagger and just skip right to
Tommy Lee. So you want Tommy look Lee's pixelation? Well,
(06:59):
I think finally original, the original. But here's the thing
I mean, I'm going to say, a majority of people
over the age of thirty five are well acquainted with
Tommy Lee's penises. Vast majority agree, Just like the vast
(07:19):
majority of people over the age of are familiar with
Tanya Harding's jiz hand because I don't. I don't know that.
What ya Harding and her sex tape, which was the
first sex film I had ever seen. She jerks off
her husband Jeff and then has jis in her hand
(07:41):
and shows it to the camera. What, Wow, I didn't
I didn't know that. Does everyone know that? Yes? Yes,
every Just like everyone over the age of thirty five
is familiar with Tommy Lee sh long from his yacht
sex party with Pamla. Well, people are well acquainted with
that simply. But I don't think a lot of people
(08:02):
actually watched Tanya Harding's take. Oh yes, a lot of
people did. I don't think I think you did. I did.
Why did he do that? Why did he put his
picture up? He wanted to say hey I still have it? Yeah?
I probably wanted to say hey I still have this?
Than is that what you think? I think? Maybe just
like board and he's a rock star and he's like,
(08:24):
what could I do that? Good outrage? And also how
old is he is? He Isn't he sixty six or something?
Let me look how old he is? No, he's fifty
nine years old. Wow, he's the other that I thought.
It's creating conversations about double standards, though. I guess people
are upset because if a woman posts too much breast,
she gets shut her Instagram shut down. Meanwhile, Tommy Lee
(08:44):
still up there even though he posted his full flaccid
sch long. Is it having any effect? Not? Really? What
do you mean effect? Does anyone know about it? I
didn't know about it till right now, So I'm going
to say that, and I'm pretty tuned into peen picks
on the internet and it didn't even hear of me?
He did he post that when Salmon Rushdie got attacked?
(09:07):
Did he get overshadowed by that that Salmon Rushdie was
more recent than this? Okay? Do you think it wasn't
a response? And well, I'm reading a New York Post
headline Instagram users outraged that Tommy lee nude photo is
live for hours. I think Instagram did on purpose. They
knew that it was good for their overall engagement to
leave it on. Yes, I think you're right. The skepticism
(09:30):
is real. He did it to uh to regain relevance.
Why did they do it on TikTok? Because he's old
and he'd miscalculated. He miscalculated. He should have done that
on TikTok or I mean, if you're going into a video, okay,
doesn't it have to be erect if you have to
(09:50):
do it on video? Maybe I thought of that. I
think I think Tommy Lee is what they call a shower,
not a grower. Okay, Mommy Lee's pick. There's no reason
we can't just meant that? Is that better? I think
I prefer the subtlety of balls, like Jagger. Mick Jagger
(10:10):
was saying, hey, huge slong here, but he had it
covered up so it was left to the imagination. And
sometimes that's you know, it's like Psycho, you saw the knife,
but you didn't see the stabbing, so you're as horrified.
Here we see this long and we're just like, Okay,
that's it. That's the end of the story too. That's
the end of the story. Well, I I want to
(10:31):
remind you Keith Richards said that Mick Jagger had small penis,
low hanging balls. You know, the Internet is it seems
to get more and more extreme with revealing. Do you
think there'll be a time in the near future where
people are showing their dicks on the Internet and it's
a common occurrence. Yeah, I think that. I think that
time is here so more. Maybe this is a cue
(10:51):
for Normis to show what you're working with and uh,
show your wiener. Are you asking for dick pis? What
what's going on? No, I'm just don't asking a question.
I'm not asking sends to you're not I'm not making
that plea. I'm saying maybe I'll send a dick pick
(11:16):
to the prop culture email I hard prop culture at
gmail dot com. I love prop culture at gmail dot com.
We should make a quick bet who's going to be
the next popular figure to show their genitals on the
internet dick balls or asshole or all of the above.
And for a woman, it has to be of vagina
or asshole. You've really thought those through? Yes, and boobs
(11:37):
don't count because I don't think don't count because boops
don't count. This is we're talking lower level we R rating.
Everybody wants it to be Pete Davidson. Yeah, I'm curious.
He's the most requested nudeman, don't you think? Definitely, because
we just want to know why? Yeah? Why? Why are
(12:00):
all these Hollywood babes going for Pete Davidson? Are there
two of them? Are there to Davidson's penises? Oh yeah,
David Peterson, Anthony Weiner Just kidding, I mean this is
I'll just say it as a note, but as a
pop culture gossip enthusiasts, I've heard that Anthony Weiner's ex
(12:21):
wife is now dating Bradley Cooper. By the way, I'm
going to cut that out. That's Whoma and Cooper's business.
Next celebrity to reveal themselves publicly nude I bet Logan
Paul whoa, we'll show their genitals. I'm not sure if
that's the more popular or less popular Paul, but it
(12:43):
popped into my head. That's a very good bet. Act
Logan Paul will take a note fight from Tommy Lee
and show his genitals on the Internet in the next
few months, quirk, what say you, Kanye West? Kanye West?
I can see him just having a bad day and thinking, Wow,
(13:07):
I wonder where what will happen if I posted dick
pick on the internet and you know everybody will go nuts.
The next new penis to be featured on the Internet
is going to belong to the best beach in the
(13:27):
world world. Have you ever been to a beach? The
world's most beautiful beaches have been announced some tourism board
paid um a magazine a lot. Are you gonna be
cynical about the world's most beautiful beaches? Yeah, it's all
about possibly complained about that. Come on, it's probably gonna
be some weird place in a third world country. Why
do you say it's so condescendingly? So you haven't seen it?
(13:50):
So we're going to do a pre existing condition. Nice
Suddenly that pre existing condition music kicks in. I feel up. Okay, okay,
stop googling. Hey, what are you doing? Are you googling? Yes, yes,
you're google best beach fuck it? What's fuck it? Yeah,
(14:15):
I'll just say, hey, but one of the one on
the list of fuck it? P h u k T.
Why are you googling when we're playing preexisting conditions? I
just want I just wanted to make sure that I
smoke poquette or fuck it? Right, Okay, but Paquette, I
would say Paquette p h u k t, because that's
probably on the list. I don't see. I'm looking. I
(14:37):
don't see anything about this. We could still play. I'm
going to take your laptop away. Oh my god, I'm
taking her Alien Wears laptop and I'm putting it over here. Okay, okay,
trying to find the article that I just read. Oh
my gosh, you don't even bookmark her articles in the
mess of oh my god, condescending to move from Why
(14:59):
are you being god? You're honest, anywhere's laptop all day long?
And I don't Lord knows what you're looking at. You know,
she got squatted the other day, Yeah, because she was
talking ship. She was playing among us and got talking
ship and we got squatted. You're luck you didn't get killed. Yeah,
professional ship talker over here, ten ninety number one five
(15:25):
in the list three. I'm gonna say to somewhere in
Cabo one, I gave you a gave you one second.
There Where is Cabo. It's in Mexico. I'm saying, Cabo
the best beach in the world. Grace baby Beach, Derks
and Caicos. Okay, you both owe me ten I don't.
(15:47):
We don't want to tend. This is unfair like existing
lost prexisting conditions is unfair because whoever asks this is
in the advantage because you could ask at any point
if you have an article, could ask one. I'm looking
at the website for Grace. I sneak it back. You
know there's no fishing on this beach. You're gonna tell me,
best fucking beach in the world doesn't allow fishing. It's
(16:10):
celebating more by the tourism offices of every island. Okay,
so that all the suburban people with money, we'll look
at these lives and go like, oh yeah, they say
it's a both speech in the world. We'll go great
beach to you, um, no people sunbathing. No, people, you're
(16:30):
you're coming from very kind of like cynical point of view.
You're extra and that's the only thing that you do
on a beach. No, that's not how people of the
APAC region approach beach going. I'm sorry, what the what region?
A pack Asia? Asia Pacific region? You're a you're a
(16:51):
how do you spell it? A A C? No? No, no,
never mind, never mind. I just there are places in
the world where people don't sunbathe at beach chips, and
I think it's very good. I think sunbathing and beaches
is a very European or a Western thing to do.
That's all I would say. Well, sunbathing is very unobtrusive
to others. Why do you find such a distaste for it.
(17:13):
It's very obtrusive. You can't walk around, you know, they're
all like laying, they're flat. I'm going to say, they're
not like moving around, like jostling you. But beach going
should be about swimming or taking a picture pretty quickly
and leaving, or just looking at the beauty around you.
It shouldn't be about just laying there like a whale
for two hours. This water looks pretty nicely colored. You
(17:40):
want people to run and take a picture and run
away and just look at the nature and look at
the water, feel the water. Don't just sunbathe there um
to look sexy for hours and hours like a whale.
I like on beaches when they have a rubber mat
on the sand so you can walk on the rubber
mat all the way down to the beach. And a
lot of beaches in New Jersey have that. So I
(18:02):
gotta say props to uh, New Jersey where my sister
get married. Man Socking, Yes, Man Socking, props to man Socken.
Man Socken reminds me of my token. I think it's
actually Manna Squawan. How's it coming? Um, Thanks for asking,
(18:22):
And I've been meaning to give an update on that. Uh.
I have severe writer's block right now, and I have
made very little progress on the song. You need to
make that song because that's one of the bets that
I know that I know, but I've I'm suffering from
writer's block. I have some trauma in my life that
(18:45):
I'm still dealing with when it and it comes to
writing hit songs. I still like kind of buckle under pressure, uh,
and I'm I have severe writer's block right now, so
I'm hoping that I could get it done by next
week for our tenth episode. Um, but you know, I
ask for listeners, forgiveness if it doesn't happen, and forgiveness
and understanding if it doesn't happen. Because what you said
(19:07):
last week was oh, by, I guarantee you by next week,
I'm going to release my n f T song Matoken, right,
and I well, Matoken is going to be released next week? Yes, no, yes, yes, yes,
I'm taking that bet. I'm going to bet ten dollars.
Yes it is, yes, it is, yes, it is. It
still is. You made that bet last week, and I
(19:30):
want your bet to come true. Celebrity real Estate, We're
going to Quirkies with a celebrity real estate update. Okay um.
There's a lot of celebrity real estate news, actually not
all of them which are worthy of bets. Your alien
wears back, okay Um, I will tell everybody that Thomas
(19:52):
middle dis House is not sold yet. Still who I
didn't know? Stranger things start? Brett Gellman, Now money to
buy a Mount Washington home? Oh my god, where's Mount Galman?
Who's Mount Washington? It's in Los Angeles. Oh is it
like by Highland Park and stuff? I don't know he
made that much money he does, Oh yeah, he does.
(20:17):
It actually kind of looks like one of those Caribbean
like those body Caribbean. It looks like a Caribbean house.
It looks like it's on an island. That sounds awesome.
It's not listed. He just wants to promote it on
his site to probably to brag about his new girlfriend. No,
it's not even for rent. It's just you know, dirt
dot com just has an article about it. But I
(20:40):
will do a very very quick pre existing condition you
get back. So how much is Brett Gellman's house in
Mount Washington that's not listed? Yeah, but there is a price.
There was a price. Yeah, who made up the price?
(21:02):
It was a price what he bought it four two
years ago? How many bedrooms? How many bedrooms it's been
Mountain Washington. It's four bedrooms, three point five bathrooms, three thousand,
seven hundred forty square feet and was built and it
looks at a Caribbean house. And how much property zero
(21:22):
point four acres? If I feel like, if I go first,
I'm going to inform quirkies. And if he goes first,
he's gonna well, I'm gonna do a time right now, timer,
So we're not gonna even be all right, we're just
gonna be able to Yeah, you should have started counting,
like a long time. A lot of asked these questions
three about six million one point seven to five? Well, actually,
(21:46):
lute one really seven at one point seven? Really I
thought it had been much more. Wow, it was off quirkies.
You said, what did you say, like fifty thousand dollars?
I said six point seven eight million, six point seven
eight million, Yeah it was one point seven. Wow. Yeah,
(22:11):
I'm really dumb. So what happens? I Well, let's say
no I win with either way. You know, it's aid
this like the pre existing conditions, because if it's not
like the exact same price, no one wins, Like you
have to get yes, yeah what yeah, I think I
did one point closet going over. No, No, it's not
that you have to get like I mean pre existing conditions,
like for this probability to be like the same as
(22:34):
like what LUTs asking, No, it has to be the
exact same price. You know, there's no reason to do
pre you know, like to you're saying, because I guess
one point seven to five, Yeah, you did not win.
It should be like the exact same. You know, you're
so right now, No, it's a probability game. It doesn't
make any sense. Probably probably, you know, it's not the
same probability what Lute is asking. When I am asking,
(22:57):
if I do like closest or whatever, then I you
know that I don't like. Yeah, probability. It's a probability thing. Yeah,
sit down, So I don't lose, alright, nobody. No money
is exchanged. Now. You both lose because you know, because
we owe you money. All right, give you your money.
(23:20):
Let's put it under your pillow tonight. Pumpkin spice season.
Summer is over. By the way, if you didn't realize
summer's over, summer's over definitely. Okay, Yeah, finally, it's not
the last days of summer. It's over heat. The heat
(23:43):
is gone, thank you. Crispy Kreme is celebrating Pumpkin spice season. Early.
It was a new lineup of zonuts and drinks. Wow, God,
Crispy Creme. That's crazy. They're ahead of the game. But
they're not because summer is over. Okay, so they're going
for the middle aged woman Bucks that forty to fifty
(24:04):
female market. Yes, this here. Crispy Creme kickstarted Pumpkin Spice
season a month early compared to hopes of giving fans
more time to celebrate and enjoy falls most signature flavor.
And they say August is close enough. That's a ballsy move.
It makes you want a pumpkin spice cake doughnut, a
(24:25):
pumpkin spice original glaze donut, a pumpkin spice latte, swirled doughnut,
pumpkin spice ice coffee, and a pumpkin spice latte available hot,
ice or frozen. Does that make you want? Not really
not a fan of pumpkin spice, but a lot of
other people love it. Is it too soon? I think?
Number one? It's too soon. Number two, I have a
(24:47):
question about uh Crispy Kreme's business. Do they usually sell
flavors other than just the glazed? Yes? Oh they do,
because in my mind they only sell those glaze donuts
and no other donuts. Um big they have a full
range of Okay, all right, well, forget about what I
was going to say. I guess the bed would be.
Will Starbucks release it's pumpkin spice saying that Krispy Kreme
(25:10):
kicked Starbucks ass this year. I mean, I don't think
it will, but maybe it's one of their strategies too.
Do you think they have meetings and they say, how
can we kick Starbucks? Is asked this year, well, how
can we get Starbucks to share? There's definitely that in meetings.
Dumpkin Duncan started pumpkin season earlier, but Starbucks PSL return
date unknown. Dumpkin, When will the Pumpkin Spice Latte be released?
(25:35):
That's the big drama. My bed is that it'll released earlier,
but only a week or two earlier than last year.
Will the conflict in Ukraine effect anything? I mean, I'm
sorry with the there's a lot of that disrupts a
lot of different food. We don't know it war in
(25:57):
Ukraine just rupt the pumpkin spice latte Starbucks. I don't
know for a fact, but I think there's some food
stuffs that we're reliant on Ukraine food supply for some
of the things. I'm not joking here, existing condition. How
many pumpkin spice lattes are sold at Starbucks each year? Many?
Or how much? You can't keep. You kind of have
(26:19):
a limit on existing conditions. You're just collecting money. I'm
gonna say six point seven eight million. How may you
say inside the US twenty mill approximately twenty million pumpkin
spice lattes are solid Starbucks. He's serious. Oh my gosh, quirkies,
(26:46):
you nailed that. Did you seriously get that right after that?
Got that right on the nose. No, it's a it's
as I say, it's a probability thing. Your alien wares
right now. That's yeah, yeah, No, that's a probably what
you think because the US population is around thirty million people, okay,
(27:07):
and only females drinks pumpkin spice latte, which you know,
which will put the number down to one sixty million.
You know that's like female population and like, let's say,
only a little over ten percent of them drink a
pumpkin spice latte. Everything you said math equation. Just in
that ten seconds you write this down and email this
(27:27):
to me, you should be in good will hunting. No,
I'm not a good I mean, it's just a dumb
guests I made. It's like around probably around twenty mill
just thinking about us. That's crazy. We've both u ten Yeah,
I can't believe that everything that you just fought against
you somehow one Well, I guess when you have to
(27:48):
be frivolous to win stuff like this, and all of
a sudden, I don't want to lose Quark. What day? Well,
the Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte return September two, Go on,
everyone else, quirkies three oh seven. I'm going to say
September ludfor adventurers. Here, I'm going to say the Starbucks
(28:11):
Pumpkin spice latte is going to return August. They might
even come in sooner. The state of cinema here's a
here's an intent article from the Wall Street Journal, because
that's what I read, because I'm burying into finance, movie theaters,
plot revival as Americans show up for blockbusters. Do we
(28:34):
have a report back on how successful Bullet Train has been?
Bullet Train, let me look as it blossomed? No, it
has not. Bullet Train second go round now at thirteen
point four as Summer o'clock the lowest weekend to date
with sixty six million overall. So it's helping hank box
office for other movies. Yes, streaming growth in the US
(28:57):
stalls pre pandemic as speriences people are embracing, like going
to the movies. I somewhat agree with that. I think
Gone Minions, Jurassic World. Did you know this? According to
the Wall Street Journal, there is a looming movie shortage.
I think this is all the state of current cinema, though,
(29:17):
because every movie that's being made is either some stupid
tent pole blockbuster or some sort of indie film where
nothing happens, like No mad Land. Can you give me
a movie where it's like something medium happening, like Uncle Buck.
I want to see a movie like Uncle Buck today?
What would that mean to? So? Do you? Are you
(29:40):
saying that the cinema experiences missing inexpensive movies. I think
the cinema experiences missing mid budget movies. I agree with it.
The whole middle ground is completely being ignored, as it's
like idiosyncratic art films or uh mind numbing blockbusters, absolutely quirkies.
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The number of screens has fallen since from thousand. The
numbers expected to drop in the coming months when subsidy
payments dry up and the film schedule is thin. So,
for example, I saw in a local theater recently that
they are just doing a screening of everyone's favorite cat
(30:28):
videos on the internet. So I don't know if that's
smart or dumb. I don't know how I feel about that.
People are desperate enough to have for a community that
they'll go see something low quality in the theater. Yes, yeah,
what what did you think about that news about the
movie shortage? That was news to me. I didn't know
(30:49):
there's a movie shortage? How could there be a movie shortage?
That seems so weird? Did you go to the movies? No?
I got. I turned down Elvis. Um. What's the last movie?
Saw in the theater? Um? Barry Lyndon. Wow. Went to
Barry Lyndon about a month ago. It was killer before that, Oh,
(31:11):
I saw everything this way, everything but the loot, What's
what's it? Everywhere? Every everyone but everywhere? Everything all the time?
I think was fucking terrible. It was an hour too long. Also,
Holy sh it, I kept going. I I respect that.
I think those guys know what they're doing as far
(31:33):
as making spectacle, but well, I would disagree. They all
said it was their favorite movie of the year and
of all time. There's a lot of people saying that
they cried all the way through it, and it was
the best movie they ever saw a lot of people
are saying that, really, yes, no, balls like Jagger who
(31:55):
loves that movie. I bet he cried through it. Yeah,
oh my god, I just but yeah, I just want
to say that. I wonder we should we should call
him and find out. But yes, he loved it. What
do you I vote no saying no, hey, balls hey.
(32:18):
This is part of our bet for the current issue
of prop Culture podcast. We were wondering if balls like
Jagger zero zero one enjoyed the film everything everywhere, all
at once. Not only did I enjoy the film, but
it was my favorite. Oh Dick cried. He sounded like
(32:43):
he was getting choked up top. Oh my god, he
backed up to. Not only do you know what that
was about? I kind of wish I lost. I just said,
you know, he um balls like would like it, just
because I thought he would. But I was like, I
generally kind of lose that. But hyperventilating. Not only it's
(33:04):
almost says, not only you can hang up, you're done. Yeah,
well Quirk hasn't seen it, um, but I did. You
don't know, you might you might actually be very much
into it. Well I did watch Swiss Army man, and
I hated the time that I spent watching that thing.
I just wanted to really punish the directors for wasting
(33:28):
my time for me to watch it. So that's wy.
I'm not watching everything Everywhere all at once because I
think I just got a text from Balls like Jagger
he said ship I should have said not as much
as Swiss army man. I didn't like that one. Mostly,
this is my final statement on everything every all, all
at once, because I do think the cast was incredible.
(33:52):
The acting was very good. I enjoyed the first forty
minutes or so. Uh, but it jokes were corny. It
was like a Walmart. Oh my gosh, that sounds terrible food.
Once again, are fewer numbers are going to be dropping
(34:12):
and people are gonna be boycott? I think its fuck.
This might be the outrage. We might be giving the
internet the out yeah that we need. Yeah, this might
actually we might go viral for these opinions. Yea bet recap.
Who will be the next public figure to post a
nude picture on the Internet. Will Quirky's three hundred seven
(34:32):
overcome writer's block? When will the Starbucks Pumpkins spy slot
hey return? We're working on our b A. I had
that I had a great meeting. Oh yeah, oh yeah,
yeah yeah. How is b A had a great meeting?
It was very interested in coming out. It was over Zoomer,
very excited about it. Do you know it was plan?
Do you know if a plan in place? Do you
(34:53):
remember if it was zoom Er? Phone? It was phone?
Very interesting. Okay, So be A still has a phone? Yeah,
has a phone? Oh yeah, Samsung or iPhone? Uh Samsung? Woo. Yeah.
I can't believe he has a phone. You know, I
thought b A would be over phones by now that
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b would you talked to be A? I talked to
BEA's team. Okay, I should have said no, no, real quick.
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