November 23, 2022 • 30 mins
Friendly wagers abound over the rising cost of concert tickets and turkey by the pound, and our digital manifestations debate the GQ Man of the Year. Plus…you'll never Guess what Banksy's been up to.
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Speaker 1 (00:07):
Prop culture. You're listening to it, that's us. This is
loop back from Luke for adventurers. I'm an n f T.
Welcome quirky three or seven? Hey, what's up? Party people?
Welcome balls like Jagger b LJ double O two. Hey, uh,
nice to meet you. That's fine. What's up with the
(00:28):
other quirkies? What's going on? She's upstairs preparing our shark
quterie for our Thanksgiving special. Oh wow, I'm I'm here.
I've got a small banana that sounds like a personal problem.
You've seen the pictures, guys, balls like Jagger as a
small banana. Listen. It's it's normal thickness, but half the
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length you'd expect, like those little bananas that they have,
you know, special little banana from the Caribbean. I think
good for you for owning it. I guess you could
say I own it. Yeah. Do when you buy a fruit,
do you own it? Yes? That's what buying it? Or
are you just a messenger of the fruit from receiving
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it and then the transaction is going through your body
and then you deposited back in the earth. Well, you
know that's what they say that mushrooms do and That's
why mushrooms are the smartest of all everything in the
Living Kingdom, because it teaches humans to propagate itself, unlike
a banana, which you consume and then pass. Nothing comes
of it but but a good time. And I expressed
(01:31):
thanks to a lot of waste. Since people no longer
smoked the peels. They stopped. They stopped. Yeah, they moved
on to and h h C. There it comes Quirk
down the stairs. Right to hear her footsteps. I think
it's gonna be bringing meat and stuff too. O. Man, Okay,
(01:53):
she's giving me ships. The door wasn't closed all the
way ship, but she's just brought spec What is that
spec and prosudo brazola. I don't this is one made
with beef. I think spec is almost looks like um
quark billy to me, like something similar. Hey, welcome, you're
just in time to our Thanksgiving spectacular. To celebrate, these
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guys have um a plate of meat and cheese. Yeah
do you? Yeah? And I got a red Bull and
orange vodka. So you didn't keep your promise. I thought
you were going to have like a prosuto as well.
I do. I just brought it with me Internally, Okay,
you know what I mean, Like all week she's been
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talking about what should we get for board? Yeah, I
mean we got super local stuff. Yeah, let's pick grew
up right down the street. Yeah. Everyone, Yeah, I want
to eat it, but I think it'll be bad form
quirkies editing, So go right ahead, take a bite. Let's
let's see how it sounds. Okay, hold on, we smry
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m hmmm, not hearing anything. I think that means it's
really tender. M pretty m hm mhm. A lot to
be thankful for. Yeah, you guys want to say grace
before we start the episode. Classic joke, Dear God, thank
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you for letting us all come together. Thank you for
the year. Um we've had so far. None of them
has had a huge accident or anything, so we're just
thankful about that. And let us be healthy and have
no accidents, um, and then your future either, and let
us be thankful of that. Amen, Amen, sighing. Freud said
there are no accidents, so he was a fatalist. I
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don't know. I think he was a therapist. And sometimes
the cigar is from Cuba and they're not allowed to
be brought in the United States. Missus here dear lout
back and the rest existence continues to be a gamble here.
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Today's topics loot the swift congratulations you're like me and
you got a tailor swift tickets? No way you got them?
Hell yeah? How much? How much did I pay for them?
It's time for our first praxist in condition. Okay, so
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we have to guess how many tickets you've got and
guess how many tickets I got and how much I spent.
I think you got four tickets and for a total
of uh well seven dred and twenty dollars plus fees,
so uh, let's say ten dollars. TMZ also says that
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resale seats have hit dollars, so it's possible that I
got tickets and flipped them to the site a person
paid twenty dollars or is that what scalpers are listing
them as in hopes. Fans hoping to score tickets for
Taylor's so Fi Stadium in l a show, according to TMZ,
will fork over a minimum of four hundred dollars. That's
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behind the stage, while the most expensive seat is currently
listed forty dars. But to see Taylor from the front
row at Gillette stadium in suburban Boston, where the cheap
seats are six hundred and seventy five dollars. You can
get a floor seat for five thousand dollars. Front row
seats the Taylor Swift right now? See that? I mean,
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what if the fund is wrong with us? Well, you
want to see it once in life. That's not once
in a lifetime thing. She's like thirty years old. She
has forty more years of touring. If she's thirty three
years old, she's not even had her peak. Get out.
But would you rather see let's saying stones and sixty
nine or in I'd rather see Taylor Swift in two
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thousand fourteen. Yeah, and also, like my nieces who don't
have twenty dollars, they were in front row for Taylor
Swift like three years ago, but she didn't have these
new albums out. So what she's gonna sit there and go,
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I'm wearing my sweater. I put my sweater on my
card Again. Are her songs all about getting dressed? Yeah,
she did a whole album about spanks. I Love Shape. Saturday,
April nine, Mercedes Benz Stadium, Atlanta, Georgia. This is the
show that we're talking about that. We're talking about Gillette Stadium. No,
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that's Boston, Now, that's that's where the tickets were on sale.
For what he does, he gives you all this excess information.
He doesn't make it clear, overwhelm you. Yeah, and you
just gotta use the next thing. You know, he's gonna say, oh,
twist there Swift was in a helicopter accident and cut
in half. I'm gonna say two hundred bucks, two tickets.
Two tickets for two hundred bucks, hundred dollar ticket. And
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you're saying, what that's like six all in all, we're
just saying, all in whatever, the out of my pocket
cost is how many tickets? Okay, well, if there's fees,
I don't know, three hundred, then I bought mine up
with three hundred because Quirkies was kind enough too, I
don't know, criticized me. I don't think Balls has ever
been to a concert. Hey, what's the point of going
somewhere when you could actually put a CD in a car?
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And what was he? What was your first concert? Balls?
I don't know, you don't know. I can see um
Balls going to a video game music concert. I have
gone to one, but I would never again. Ball I
have gone to one, I've got one one or maybe
like a concerted by a porn star perspective. Know, my
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girlfriend wouldn't let me um. I think my first concert
that I cared about was probably earth Winded Fire. Wow.
That's so it was a pree existing condition because they
would have gotten it, really would How many tickets? How much?
I can't see you going to a Taylor Swift concert
with just one other person, order by yourself. I never
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said I'm going. Oh, you never said you're going, but
you bought it. You might have bought it, or you
might have not bought it. All of these things are possible.
I say, four tickets for around six hundred dollars. Okay,
I didn't buy any tickets. Dope. That means I'm the
closest suckers that took all your money. I'm back in
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the black. That was easy, you son of a bitch.
Pete Davidson. Is what do n f t s buy
for each other if they're married and they're an n
f t um jeans guess by each other? Means no,
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I think you're gonna reupholster our couch. Yeah that's yeah,
that's what I said. We're going to do. That's a
gift to who me? I guess her repulsion the couch
is your gift. That's romantic. Thank you. It's coffing season.
Are you guys in the coffing season now? Exactly when
you like get people arrested? Yeah. Coffing season is a
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period of time when single people begin looking for short
term partnerships to pass the colder months of the year.
Begins in October unless until Valentine's Day. It's kind of
like modern hibernation, except instead of eating food, do you
eat a person? And then what happens in the cuff
when you're when you're uncuffed? You go off and go off,
bring break and stuff, spring break. Yeah, undo the cuffs
(09:46):
release them. Yea very um, very appropriate for a sex
obsessed um society, I would say, But I would also
say that it also such a prude quirkies. I'm not
a prude. I'm just say, hey, that none of your
neighbors have had sex in a week? Probably that things
sit Definitely it's sex last week? Really, how do you know?
(10:09):
Because I asked, they said, yeah, how about I have
to say the coffing season things sounds like something a
pr for made yeah, that in New York Times article. No,
it's I see in a Woman's Health Act and Health
mag Cleveland Clinic dot org. Yeah, yeah, like eight strategies
for dating during coffing season. So what are the strategies
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strategy and this am I'm surprised because Cleveland Clinic is
supposed to be a serious hospital. We are there non
serious hospitals. What are the rules of coffing season? Honesty,
self awareness, sitting, expectations, and following through are all at
the center of a dating during this coffing season. This
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would be a good romantic comedy called coffing season. Do
people put in their their Tinder swindler profiles? Do they
say looking to cuff cuff up only only looking for
cuffs and they have like a cuff of handcuff emojis
and it's like l O L coffing season. Congratulations to
Pete Davidson and his new girlfriend Emily. Yeah wow, Pete
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Davison's now Emily Radekowski. Yeah wow. All right, suddenly you're
in the coffing season. Okay, just saying there is a
movie on t be now called Cuffin Season. By the way,
really yeah, coffin with a with an apostrophe. No just
f with no G just see yeah, just see you
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f F. I in like muffin cuffin season. Let's make
a bet. How long do you think Pete this new
relationship between Pete Davidson and Emily Raja Cowsky will last
what's her name? Again? I don't see it longer than
can't say it. I'd say until Valentine's Day, until coffee done.
I say three months, because I think he's taking advantage
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of the fact that he's now a meme to be
seen within public, to get as many kisses as possible
before he turns thirty nine. How old does he now?
I think he's younger than thirty nine. Do you think
he has intercourse with all these women he spotted with
or is he just holden hands cracist and condition? How
old is Pete david I mean, I just I was
about to ask, that's so I can't I know it? Five? Yeah?
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The nine just it's a triple disqualify. I collect thirty dollars,
he said, I know it. It's twenty nine. And now everyone,
I mean, I was about to ask to say anything,
you owe you all all of us ten dollars. We
got it right. I mean I didn't look at up
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after your ask. I was it was like literally like
like wikipede, I was I was about to ask that,
like come on, like wow, it was the best day
of my life each of us ten dollars. Did you
hear his scream? He goes, oh, like I was not
cheating or any I was just like literally about to
ask that question. When you like asked it, I beat
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you no, but I already knew the answer, so down
to forty after that devastating loss, humiliating, it's outrageous. Basically
it stinks. Don't look this up, okay, because it's the
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precessing condition. Okay. G Q has named their Man of
the Year g Q the dumbest magazine I had, Like
I don't think about I don't know. I mean, I
think there's dumber magazines. Mad magazine is pretty dumb magazine.
It's not dumb. I mean, so the jokes are kind
of dumb. Like take for instance, when they did their
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parody of Basic Instinct, they called it basically it stinks,
like that's pretty numb. Yeah, I actually like that. Yeah,
I really, I don't think ed. All right, I'm gonna
I'm gonna retract that whole the whole of the year,
so we don't have the answer. Then, I mean I
have the answer, just say it. Let's guess. Let's guess.
I'm gonna guess. Harry Styles ad quirky? Are we still
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asking that question? Who's the Man of a Year from
g Q? Yeah? What are you doing? I mean yeah,
I mean it's like I have two answers. I don't
know what's supposed to do. One can do both, but
it's each is Oh god, damn it. Okay, I'll just
get two shots at it. No, no, no, no, I'll
just do one. Did everybody else discuss? I'll say, Harry Styles,
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I guess, Okay, then Elon Musk answer Elon Musk, Harry
Styles and Timothy Shallow May. Yeah. I like all these answers.
Brendan Frasier named Man of the Year magazine. I think
we had context, we would have learned, we would have
leaned towards that. Yeah, well you didn't ask for any context. Yeah,
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Brendan Frasier just clinging onto his ropes of famous celebrity.
He's back with the whale. I think the will will
bomb to be honest like whale. I mean because I think, yeah,
like it. Yeah, it's like a bet, you know. I
think it'll make around ten million. Yeah, it comes out
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December nine. The Whale had its world premiere at the
seventy nine Venice International Film Festival in September four. Released
in the U S December nine. Here's my reason why
won't do that? Well? Um do that Whale? Yeah, I
do that Whale? Six minutes standing ovation at Venice. Well,
the problem is seven seven of America's children or opies
(16:04):
pretty much like Scent of them. I think way too
many people. American people are overweights, and they'll just not
feel good after seeing that movie. So I don't think
it'll do well in America. I predict that it's opening
weekend will be less than ten mil. The film received
generally positive reviews, with praise for Frasier's and the other's
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performances will while the use of a prosthetic suit and
certain directorial choices received criticism. Randy Meyers of the San
Jose Mercury News says, at times, it feels like you're
watching a stage play. The Fraser's performances one for the ages. Wow.
I don't know what to think, m because you're saying
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less than ten million dollars a bomb. Well, I don't
know if it's a bomb, but it's not gonna be
a hit opening week, opening week ten mil or less
wide or New York and l A wide. Let's make
ten million the under over over under under mill. I'm
saying over, I'm saying under. I'll say over as well.
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I think I think it'll do decently, but I don't
know if it'll do great. Are you factoring in that
he's g q's Man of the Year, I'm factoring that
in hard, factoring it in that Brandon Fraser's PR team
paid g Q a certain amount of money to get that. Yeah,
that's I agree with Quirky through seven on that. Look.
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I got nothing against Brandon Fraser. I think he's a
fine actor, and I think The Whale is probably a
pretty good movie. In his performance is probably really good.
But like lots of other people have done lots of
other things this year, again and again, not just act
in one movie. A big deal, Yeah, big deal. And
he's all like Harry Style who sold out fifteen days
(17:53):
in Madison Square Garden or Taylor who crashed ticket Master.
Now the government's coming after her to get Master Live Nation. Pauls,
what are you doing sitting so quietly right now? Well,
I was going to make my point about why I
think Braydon Fraser would be louder, would be the winner.
(18:16):
You sleep, I'm past asleep. Braydon Frowser will be louder. Listen,
I've been taking all my hhc um, what's that? I
don't think you guys notice how much people online and
annoying people on Reddit have been talking about how much
they love Brendan Fraser. And I think that Reddit quotient
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and the and the kind of millennial nostalgia for him.
For like monkey Bone, I think is out there being like,
look he's coming back, Look he's doing great. Look he's
not going to go to the Golden Globes because he's
not a hypocrite about the guy who molested him or
something like that. Like a lot of people are like,
good guy, He's like the new Keanu Reeves. Slowly they're
making him into that. You might have a point, balls
(19:01):
because you're more um, you have the pulse of the
older millennial culture. Yeah. I deleted the Reddit app off
my iPhone probably about four years ago. I mean, I
just coulnot stand like the the Reddit persona I sometimes
get there to get and certain kinds of information on
how to go through government bureaucracy. I mean read it
is good for that, but other than that, there's a
(19:23):
certain Red persona that I just find just just hard
to bureaucracy you're trying to cut through. I mean, just
you know how to deal with the I R S,
how to deal with U S C I S like
certain like Red has good good information on just how
to go through bureaucracy private. You've been indicted for a
tax fraud. Excuse me? Have you been indicted for tax fraud?
(19:43):
Are you avoid like are you in trouble? No? I'm
not in trouble. No, not at all. What are you
looking into? Like it sounds like yeah, just tell him
tell him no, Like you know, um in the past,
I've been audited once six years ago, and it how
good information on how to even like how to cover
your tracks basically not cover your tracks, but how do
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you like how to enter information? Because I've ever done
tax documents, It's very confusing, and I wonder if the
I R S is going to try to audit your
proper culture winnings hopefully not. I mean they like let
them because I have nothing to report Jo big Banks
(20:32):
he news Yeah, Banksy, I remember him from exit through
the gift shop. Is that that's the thanks you're talking about?
Great documentary, right Banks? The uh the street artist very elusive.
No one knows who he is, but they know who
his wife is. Who's his wife? It says on Wikipedia.
Joy mill Ward. Oh that's disappointing. That's there goes the mystery,
(20:55):
join mill Ward. Apparently guests, uh the fashion line helped
themselves to his artwork without asking, and now Banks he's
encouraging fans to shoplift from guests. So wow, I think
that's great publicity for guests. I mean they were going
up for a while and now I think they're a
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little down because I remember around two years ago, those
guests sweatshirts were like kind of in fashion because they
didn't list a size on them. Oh love the sweatshirts.
Yeah yeah, maybe that's why, but um yeah, but now
it's it's great. Um, it's great publicity for them because
their stock price has gone up actually five it's since
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now well guess who is the winner. So so there's
guests things, so they used flower Thrower my Banksy, which
first appeared in two thousand and three, and they used
that as artwork inside their shop. But then banks He
went there in the dead of night and added labels
that said guests brandised with graffiti by Banksy. Think they
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just appropriated his artwork and some of the things that
they sold. I thought banks He was against all that
um copyright and ownership of oh just art. But I
guess when you have money you get protective of things.
Here's his message. Attention all shoplifters, please go to guests
on Regent Street. They've helped themselves to my artwork without asking.
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How can it be wrong for you to do the
same to their clothes? You don't have to guess how
banks He feels about it. He founds mad pre existing condition.
How many likes did this post get on Instagram? Closest
without going over it needs to be an integer? This
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is on on banks He's Instagram or on intram and
he give me one hint. How many follow wers does
he have in total? Banks He has eleven point seven
million total. Oh wow, he's a lot. Closest without going
over two point five two point five followers from two
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point five two point five million, two point five million. Wow,
I'll say six million, and I'll say five million, five
million likes. Yeah at six six million likes, yeah, I
think almost. Why do you make us feel weird about
half of his followers like this? Whyllowers are going to
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like something encouraging vandalism and to follow someone to like him?
I will tell you you're all wrong. You're all wrong.
All right. It's one million, five thousand, seven hundred and
eighty seven and the number keeps going up, and the
person that says stop once it hits one point six
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million can earn their money back. Oh wow, stop, you
have me another ten dollars? Why? Oh my gosh, I'm
just kidding. But if anyone gets I'm hitting refresh. I'm
watching the numbers go up. I'm not saying how much
there is now stop. No, I'm sorry, not yet. Yeah,
(24:13):
so I guess in Instagram's own algorithm is no, not yet. Stop.
You did it? You did it? Were you watching dot
com dot com? Did it? Like? I? Literally? You did it?
You were I looked over and you weren't watching like
(24:36):
like I was looking at dirt dot com. You're good
with numbers. Wow, I don't think she should get the
money there, Okay, the I'm not done. I don't get
the money. It's now you get the money I give you.
I'm giving it to you. Joe and Jill and Kamala.
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I guess know how old President Biden is going to
be president? Joe? Yeah, I mean it wasn't a how
much money do I go? We should wait for his
birthday and then right when it hits his birthday we
say stop. That's a cool game. Joe Biden is eighty.
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New York Times says it's a number he tries never
to utter in public because of a curse that was
put on him a long time. Do you think he
gets all that plastic surgery because he doesn't like the
way he looks as he ages. I think his wife
does it on him. Like his wife. Yeah, I think
his wife orders him to look younger. I mean stuff
like that. I don't think. I think a lot of
times the wife tells the guy to look younger, and
(25:41):
then he does, come on, your ears are getting low. Yes,
I think it's his wife who tells him to take
get that plastic story. He not himself. Where do you
get a president for his birthday? Do you think if
you have to get a new country, Um, if you
have to get Joe Biden President Biden a birthday present, Like, seriously,
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let's say you're going to the White House on his
birthday and people are expected to bring a fun little gift.
What do you get him? I would get him a
Notre Dame football jersey worn by Rahib The rocket is
my old Heisman Award winner back in probably like or something. Well,
I'd get him Zubovka Polish vodka with bison grass, and
(26:27):
I'd leave a note that says there's more where this
came from the sometime. Okay, Um, I would just get
him coke zeros, like a big case of coke zero.
Case of coke zero. Here's a pre existing condition. Oh
my god. Joe Biden surprised Kamala Harris with gifts on
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her fifty seventh birthday one year ago. What did he
get her? Wow? So he got Kamala Harris, right, two
of them, two gifts, you get one of them? Got
her gifts for her fifty seventh birthday. He got two
gifts if you guess one of them in ten nine
(27:09):
a pair of shoes and a silk scarf. Six. Wow,
five changed, and I'm gonna say there's a very fancy
pen and I don't know, a fantastic blazer. Uh, it
looks like fantastic blazer. You're all wrong. You all owe
(27:31):
me ten dollars. It was flower a bouquet of flowers,
and then a photograph of both of them that Joe
wrote something on and she said, Joe, this is my favorite.
Oh did what he rights say? Can you believe that
you can take these with your phone? Now? Oh? I
(27:51):
can't read it. This is called a selfie resolution at Walgreens.
As you know, it's nice to see that they're friends. Yeah,
I mean they're I mean, I'm sure Joe and Kamal
our friends. But are is Jill our Jill and Kamala friends? Oh?
You think they're jealous of each other sexual rivals. Turkey
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ain't cheap, cheap, squared up. Do do Do Do Do
Do Do Do Do. Since this is the Thanksgiving episode,
I think it's only right that we follow up with
our bet of what is the average cost of a
turkey this year? Pre existing condition. I am getting this
(28:45):
from CBS Sacramento. Per pound per pound is coming from
the headline an article. The headline is let someone else
do the cooking cost of food skyrockets as shoppers prepare
for Thanksgiving skyrockets. This article is from November and it
(29:08):
has the average cost of turkey per pound. I did
some scouring through some of our previous episodes. UH from
a month ago, the US Agriculture Weekly turkey report a
dollar per pound. We all were much higher than that,
and now CBS Sacramento as a price that is not
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a dollar nine okay, and you have to guess it
ten nine. So is it frozen or fresh? It doesn't
say whether it's frozen or fresh. It has to the winner.
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There is a winner that is lowest without going over
balls like Jagger. The average cost is one per pound.
Fuck funck face, eat my cud, you little bit. Fuck you.
You looked it up. You did not scumbag mother on
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this show. We don't cheat bullshit. You stop, dude. We
made him. Nothing we say here is reliable. We made him.
We can take him away the fucking bullshit turkey, motherfucker.
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loop back from Luke for adventurers. I'm an n f T.
Welcome quirky three or seven? Hey, what's up? Party people?
Welcome balls like Jagger b LJ double O two. Hey, uh,
nice to meet you. That's fine. What's up with the
(00:28):
other quirkies? What's going on? She's upstairs preparing our shark
quterie for our Thanksgiving special. Oh wow, I'm I'm here.
I've got a small banana that sounds like a personal problem.
You've seen the pictures, guys, balls like Jagger as a
small banana. Listen. It's it's normal thickness, but half the
(00:49):
length you'd expect, like those little bananas that they have,
you know, special little banana from the Caribbean. I think
good for you for owning it. I guess you could
say I own it. Yeah. Do when you buy a fruit,
do you own it? Yes? That's what buying it? Or
are you just a messenger of the fruit from receiving
(01:11):
it and then the transaction is going through your body
and then you deposited back in the earth. Well, you
know that's what they say that mushrooms do and That's
why mushrooms are the smartest of all everything in the
Living Kingdom, because it teaches humans to propagate itself, unlike
a banana, which you consume and then pass. Nothing comes
of it but but a good time. And I expressed
(01:31):
thanks to a lot of waste. Since people no longer
smoked the peels. They stopped. They stopped. Yeah, they moved
on to and h h C. There it comes Quirk
down the stairs. Right to hear her footsteps. I think
it's gonna be bringing meat and stuff too. O. Man, Okay,
(01:53):
she's giving me ships. The door wasn't closed all the
way ship, but she's just brought spec What is that
spec and prosudo brazola. I don't this is one made
with beef. I think spec is almost looks like um
quark billy to me, like something similar. Hey, welcome, you're
just in time to our Thanksgiving spectacular. To celebrate, these
(02:17):
guys have um a plate of meat and cheese. Yeah
do you? Yeah? And I got a red Bull and
orange vodka. So you didn't keep your promise. I thought
you were going to have like a prosuto as well.
I do. I just brought it with me Internally, Okay,
you know what I mean, Like all week she's been
(02:37):
talking about what should we get for board? Yeah, I
mean we got super local stuff. Yeah, let's pick grew
up right down the street. Yeah. Everyone, Yeah, I want
to eat it, but I think it'll be bad form
quirkies editing, So go right ahead, take a bite. Let's
let's see how it sounds. Okay, hold on, we smry
(03:05):
m hmmm, not hearing anything. I think that means it's
really tender. M pretty m hm mhm. A lot to
be thankful for. Yeah, you guys want to say grace
before we start the episode. Classic joke, Dear God, thank
(03:26):
you for letting us all come together. Thank you for
the year. Um we've had so far. None of them
has had a huge accident or anything, so we're just
thankful about that. And let us be healthy and have
no accidents, um, and then your future either, and let
us be thankful of that. Amen, Amen, sighing. Freud said
there are no accidents, so he was a fatalist. I
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don't know. I think he was a therapist. And sometimes
the cigar is from Cuba and they're not allowed to
be brought in the United States. Missus here dear lout
back and the rest existence continues to be a gamble here.
(04:11):
Today's topics loot the swift congratulations you're like me and
you got a tailor swift tickets? No way you got them?
Hell yeah? How much? How much did I pay for them?
It's time for our first praxist in condition. Okay, so
(04:33):
we have to guess how many tickets you've got and
guess how many tickets I got and how much I spent.
I think you got four tickets and for a total
of uh well seven dred and twenty dollars plus fees,
so uh, let's say ten dollars. TMZ also says that
(04:53):
resale seats have hit dollars, so it's possible that I
got tickets and flipped them to the site a person
paid twenty dollars or is that what scalpers are listing
them as in hopes. Fans hoping to score tickets for
Taylor's so Fi Stadium in l a show, according to TMZ,
will fork over a minimum of four hundred dollars. That's
(05:14):
behind the stage, while the most expensive seat is currently
listed forty dars. But to see Taylor from the front
row at Gillette stadium in suburban Boston, where the cheap
seats are six hundred and seventy five dollars. You can
get a floor seat for five thousand dollars. Front row
seats the Taylor Swift right now? See that? I mean,
(05:41):
what if the fund is wrong with us? Well, you
want to see it once in life. That's not once
in a lifetime thing. She's like thirty years old. She
has forty more years of touring. If she's thirty three
years old, she's not even had her peak. Get out.
But would you rather see let's saying stones and sixty
nine or in I'd rather see Taylor Swift in two
(06:04):
thousand fourteen. Yeah, and also, like my nieces who don't
have twenty dollars, they were in front row for Taylor
Swift like three years ago, but she didn't have these
new albums out. So what she's gonna sit there and go,
(06:24):
I'm wearing my sweater. I put my sweater on my
card Again. Are her songs all about getting dressed? Yeah,
she did a whole album about spanks. I Love Shape. Saturday,
April nine, Mercedes Benz Stadium, Atlanta, Georgia. This is the
show that we're talking about that. We're talking about Gillette Stadium. No,
(06:46):
that's Boston, Now, that's that's where the tickets were on sale.
For what he does, he gives you all this excess information.
He doesn't make it clear, overwhelm you. Yeah, and you
just gotta use the next thing. You know, he's gonna say, oh,
twist there Swift was in a helicopter accident and cut
in half. I'm gonna say two hundred bucks, two tickets.
Two tickets for two hundred bucks, hundred dollar ticket. And
(07:09):
you're saying, what that's like six all in all, we're
just saying, all in whatever, the out of my pocket
cost is how many tickets? Okay, well, if there's fees,
I don't know, three hundred, then I bought mine up
with three hundred because Quirkies was kind enough too, I
don't know, criticized me. I don't think Balls has ever
been to a concert. Hey, what's the point of going
somewhere when you could actually put a CD in a car?
(07:29):
And what was he? What was your first concert? Balls?
I don't know, you don't know. I can see um
Balls going to a video game music concert. I have
gone to one, but I would never again. Ball I
have gone to one, I've got one one or maybe
like a concerted by a porn star perspective. Know, my
(07:51):
girlfriend wouldn't let me um. I think my first concert
that I cared about was probably earth Winded Fire. Wow.
That's so it was a pree existing condition because they
would have gotten it, really would How many tickets? How much?
I can't see you going to a Taylor Swift concert
with just one other person, order by yourself. I never
(08:12):
said I'm going. Oh, you never said you're going, but
you bought it. You might have bought it, or you
might have not bought it. All of these things are possible.
I say, four tickets for around six hundred dollars. Okay,
I didn't buy any tickets. Dope. That means I'm the
closest suckers that took all your money. I'm back in
(08:34):
the black. That was easy, you son of a bitch.
Pete Davidson. Is what do n f t s buy
for each other if they're married and they're an n
f t um jeans guess by each other? Means no,
(09:01):
I think you're gonna reupholster our couch. Yeah that's yeah,
that's what I said. We're going to do. That's a
gift to who me? I guess her repulsion the couch
is your gift. That's romantic. Thank you. It's coffing season.
Are you guys in the coffing season now? Exactly when
you like get people arrested? Yeah. Coffing season is a
(09:23):
period of time when single people begin looking for short
term partnerships to pass the colder months of the year.
Begins in October unless until Valentine's Day. It's kind of
like modern hibernation, except instead of eating food, do you
eat a person? And then what happens in the cuff
when you're when you're uncuffed? You go off and go off,
bring break and stuff, spring break. Yeah, undo the cuffs
(09:46):
release them. Yea very um, very appropriate for a sex
obsessed um society, I would say, But I would also
say that it also such a prude quirkies. I'm not
a prude. I'm just say, hey, that none of your
neighbors have had sex in a week? Probably that things
sit Definitely it's sex last week? Really, how do you know?
(10:09):
Because I asked, they said, yeah, how about I have
to say the coffing season things sounds like something a
pr for made yeah, that in New York Times article. No,
it's I see in a Woman's Health Act and Health
mag Cleveland Clinic dot org. Yeah, yeah, like eight strategies
for dating during coffing season. So what are the strategies
(10:35):
strategy and this am I'm surprised because Cleveland Clinic is
supposed to be a serious hospital. We are there non
serious hospitals. What are the rules of coffing season? Honesty,
self awareness, sitting, expectations, and following through are all at
the center of a dating during this coffing season. This
(10:57):
would be a good romantic comedy called coffing season. Do
people put in their their Tinder swindler profiles? Do they
say looking to cuff cuff up only only looking for
cuffs and they have like a cuff of handcuff emojis
and it's like l O L coffing season. Congratulations to
Pete Davidson and his new girlfriend Emily. Yeah wow, Pete
(11:24):
Davison's now Emily Radekowski. Yeah wow. All right, suddenly you're
in the coffing season. Okay, just saying there is a
movie on t be now called Cuffin Season. By the way,
really yeah, coffin with a with an apostrophe. No just
f with no G just see yeah, just see you
(11:46):
f F. I in like muffin cuffin season. Let's make
a bet. How long do you think Pete this new
relationship between Pete Davidson and Emily Raja Cowsky will last
what's her name? Again? I don't see it longer than
can't say it. I'd say until Valentine's Day, until coffee done.
I say three months, because I think he's taking advantage
(12:09):
of the fact that he's now a meme to be
seen within public, to get as many kisses as possible
before he turns thirty nine. How old does he now?
I think he's younger than thirty nine. Do you think
he has intercourse with all these women he spotted with
or is he just holden hands cracist and condition? How
old is Pete david I mean, I just I was
about to ask, that's so I can't I know it? Five? Yeah?
(12:35):
The nine just it's a triple disqualify. I collect thirty dollars,
he said, I know it. It's twenty nine. And now everyone,
I mean, I was about to ask to say anything,
you owe you all all of us ten dollars. We
got it right. I mean I didn't look at up
(12:55):
after your ask. I was it was like literally like
like wikipede, I was I was about to ask that,
like come on, like wow, it was the best day
of my life each of us ten dollars. Did you
hear his scream? He goes, oh, like I was not
cheating or any I was just like literally about to
ask that question. When you like asked it, I beat
(13:17):
you no, but I already knew the answer, so down
to forty after that devastating loss, humiliating, it's outrageous. Basically
it stinks. Don't look this up, okay, because it's the
(13:40):
precessing condition. Okay. G Q has named their Man of
the Year g Q the dumbest magazine I had, Like
I don't think about I don't know. I mean, I
think there's dumber magazines. Mad magazine is pretty dumb magazine.
It's not dumb. I mean, so the jokes are kind
of dumb. Like take for instance, when they did their
(14:01):
parody of Basic Instinct, they called it basically it stinks,
like that's pretty numb. Yeah, I actually like that. Yeah,
I really, I don't think ed. All right, I'm gonna
I'm gonna retract that whole the whole of the year,
so we don't have the answer. Then, I mean I
have the answer, just say it. Let's guess. Let's guess.
I'm gonna guess. Harry Styles ad quirky? Are we still
(14:31):
asking that question? Who's the Man of a Year from
g Q? Yeah? What are you doing? I mean yeah,
I mean it's like I have two answers. I don't
know what's supposed to do. One can do both, but
it's each is Oh god, damn it. Okay, I'll just
get two shots at it. No, no, no, no, I'll
just do one. Did everybody else discuss? I'll say, Harry Styles,
(14:55):
I guess, Okay, then Elon Musk answer Elon Musk, Harry
Styles and Timothy Shallow May. Yeah. I like all these answers.
Brendan Frasier named Man of the Year magazine. I think
we had context, we would have learned, we would have
leaned towards that. Yeah, well you didn't ask for any context. Yeah,
(15:15):
Brendan Frasier just clinging onto his ropes of famous celebrity.
He's back with the whale. I think the will will
bomb to be honest like whale. I mean because I think, yeah,
like it. Yeah, it's like a bet, you know. I
think it'll make around ten million. Yeah, it comes out
(15:38):
December nine. The Whale had its world premiere at the
seventy nine Venice International Film Festival in September four. Released
in the U S December nine. Here's my reason why
won't do that? Well? Um do that Whale? Yeah, I
do that Whale? Six minutes standing ovation at Venice. Well,
the problem is seven seven of America's children or opies
(16:04):
pretty much like Scent of them. I think way too
many people. American people are overweights, and they'll just not
feel good after seeing that movie. So I don't think
it'll do well in America. I predict that it's opening
weekend will be less than ten mil. The film received
generally positive reviews, with praise for Frasier's and the other's
(16:24):
performances will while the use of a prosthetic suit and
certain directorial choices received criticism. Randy Meyers of the San
Jose Mercury News says, at times, it feels like you're
watching a stage play. The Fraser's performances one for the ages. Wow.
I don't know what to think, m because you're saying
(16:46):
less than ten million dollars a bomb. Well, I don't
know if it's a bomb, but it's not gonna be
a hit opening week, opening week ten mil or less
wide or New York and l A wide. Let's make
ten million the under over over under under mill. I'm
saying over, I'm saying under. I'll say over as well.
(17:11):
I think I think it'll do decently, but I don't
know if it'll do great. Are you factoring in that
he's g q's Man of the Year, I'm factoring that
in hard, factoring it in that Brandon Fraser's PR team
paid g Q a certain amount of money to get that. Yeah,
that's I agree with Quirky through seven on that. Look.
(17:31):
I got nothing against Brandon Fraser. I think he's a
fine actor, and I think The Whale is probably a
pretty good movie. In his performance is probably really good.
But like lots of other people have done lots of
other things this year, again and again, not just act
in one movie. A big deal, Yeah, big deal. And
he's all like Harry Style who sold out fifteen days
(17:53):
in Madison Square Garden or Taylor who crashed ticket Master.
Now the government's coming after her to get Master Live Nation. Pauls,
what are you doing sitting so quietly right now? Well,
I was going to make my point about why I
think Braydon Fraser would be louder, would be the winner.
(18:16):
You sleep, I'm past asleep. Braydon Frowser will be louder. Listen,
I've been taking all my hhc um, what's that? I
don't think you guys notice how much people online and
annoying people on Reddit have been talking about how much
they love Brendan Fraser. And I think that Reddit quotient
(18:39):
and the and the kind of millennial nostalgia for him.
For like monkey Bone, I think is out there being like,
look he's coming back, Look he's doing great. Look he's
not going to go to the Golden Globes because he's
not a hypocrite about the guy who molested him or
something like that. Like a lot of people are like,
good guy, He's like the new Keanu Reeves. Slowly they're
making him into that. You might have a point, balls
(19:01):
because you're more um, you have the pulse of the
older millennial culture. Yeah. I deleted the Reddit app off
my iPhone probably about four years ago. I mean, I
just coulnot stand like the the Reddit persona I sometimes
get there to get and certain kinds of information on
how to go through government bureaucracy. I mean read it
is good for that, but other than that, there's a
(19:23):
certain Red persona that I just find just just hard
to bureaucracy you're trying to cut through. I mean, just
you know how to deal with the I R S,
how to deal with U S C I S like
certain like Red has good good information on just how
to go through bureaucracy private. You've been indicted for a
tax fraud. Excuse me? Have you been indicted for tax fraud?
(19:43):
Are you avoid like are you in trouble? No? I'm
not in trouble. No, not at all. What are you
looking into? Like it sounds like yeah, just tell him
tell him no, Like you know, um in the past,
I've been audited once six years ago, and it how
good information on how to even like how to cover
your tracks basically not cover your tracks, but how do
(20:06):
you like how to enter information? Because I've ever done
tax documents, It's very confusing, and I wonder if the
I R S is going to try to audit your
proper culture winnings hopefully not. I mean they like let
them because I have nothing to report Jo big Banks
(20:32):
he news Yeah, Banksy, I remember him from exit through
the gift shop. Is that that's the thanks you're talking about?
Great documentary, right Banks? The uh the street artist very elusive.
No one knows who he is, but they know who
his wife is. Who's his wife? It says on Wikipedia.
Joy mill Ward. Oh that's disappointing. That's there goes the mystery,
(20:55):
join mill Ward. Apparently guests, uh the fashion line helped
themselves to his artwork without asking, and now Banks he's
encouraging fans to shoplift from guests. So wow, I think
that's great publicity for guests. I mean they were going
up for a while and now I think they're a
(21:16):
little down because I remember around two years ago, those
guests sweatshirts were like kind of in fashion because they
didn't list a size on them. Oh love the sweatshirts.
Yeah yeah, maybe that's why, but um yeah, but now
it's it's great. Um, it's great publicity for them because
their stock price has gone up actually five it's since
(21:39):
now well guess who is the winner. So so there's
guests things, so they used flower Thrower my Banksy, which
first appeared in two thousand and three, and they used
that as artwork inside their shop. But then banks He
went there in the dead of night and added labels
that said guests brandised with graffiti by Banksy. Think they
(22:02):
just appropriated his artwork and some of the things that
they sold. I thought banks He was against all that
um copyright and ownership of oh just art. But I
guess when you have money you get protective of things.
Here's his message. Attention all shoplifters, please go to guests
on Regent Street. They've helped themselves to my artwork without asking.
(22:24):
How can it be wrong for you to do the
same to their clothes? You don't have to guess how
banks He feels about it. He founds mad pre existing condition.
How many likes did this post get on Instagram? Closest
without going over it needs to be an integer? This
(22:46):
is on on banks He's Instagram or on intram and
he give me one hint. How many follow wers does
he have in total? Banks He has eleven point seven
million total. Oh wow, he's a lot. Closest without going
over two point five two point five followers from two
(23:07):
point five two point five million, two point five million. Wow,
I'll say six million, and I'll say five million, five
million likes. Yeah at six six million likes, yeah, I
think almost. Why do you make us feel weird about
half of his followers like this? Whyllowers are going to
(23:28):
like something encouraging vandalism and to follow someone to like him?
I will tell you you're all wrong. You're all wrong.
All right. It's one million, five thousand, seven hundred and
eighty seven and the number keeps going up, and the
person that says stop once it hits one point six
(23:49):
million can earn their money back. Oh wow, stop, you
have me another ten dollars? Why? Oh my gosh, I'm
just kidding. But if anyone gets I'm hitting refresh. I'm
watching the numbers go up. I'm not saying how much
there is now stop. No, I'm sorry, not yet. Yeah,
(24:13):
so I guess in Instagram's own algorithm is no, not yet. Stop.
You did it? You did it? Were you watching dot
com dot com? Did it? Like? I? Literally? You did it?
You were I looked over and you weren't watching like
(24:36):
like I was looking at dirt dot com. You're good
with numbers. Wow, I don't think she should get the
money there, Okay, the I'm not done. I don't get
the money. It's now you get the money I give you.
I'm giving it to you. Joe and Jill and Kamala.
(24:56):
I guess know how old President Biden is going to
be president? Joe? Yeah, I mean it wasn't a how
much money do I go? We should wait for his
birthday and then right when it hits his birthday we
say stop. That's a cool game. Joe Biden is eighty.
(25:17):
New York Times says it's a number he tries never
to utter in public because of a curse that was
put on him a long time. Do you think he
gets all that plastic surgery because he doesn't like the
way he looks as he ages. I think his wife
does it on him. Like his wife. Yeah, I think
his wife orders him to look younger. I mean stuff
like that. I don't think. I think a lot of
times the wife tells the guy to look younger, and
(25:41):
then he does, come on, your ears are getting low. Yes,
I think it's his wife who tells him to take
get that plastic story. He not himself. Where do you
get a president for his birthday? Do you think if
you have to get a new country, Um, if you
have to get Joe Biden President Biden a birthday present, Like, seriously,
(26:04):
let's say you're going to the White House on his
birthday and people are expected to bring a fun little gift.
What do you get him? I would get him a
Notre Dame football jersey worn by Rahib The rocket is
my old Heisman Award winner back in probably like or something. Well,
I'd get him Zubovka Polish vodka with bison grass, and
(26:27):
I'd leave a note that says there's more where this
came from the sometime. Okay, Um, I would just get
him coke zeros, like a big case of coke zero.
Case of coke zero. Here's a pre existing condition. Oh
my god. Joe Biden surprised Kamala Harris with gifts on
(26:48):
her fifty seventh birthday one year ago. What did he
get her? Wow? So he got Kamala Harris, right, two
of them, two gifts, you get one of them? Got
her gifts for her fifty seventh birthday. He got two
gifts if you guess one of them in ten nine
(27:09):
a pair of shoes and a silk scarf. Six. Wow,
five changed, and I'm gonna say there's a very fancy
pen and I don't know, a fantastic blazer. Uh, it
looks like fantastic blazer. You're all wrong. You all owe
(27:31):
me ten dollars. It was flower a bouquet of flowers,
and then a photograph of both of them that Joe
wrote something on and she said, Joe, this is my favorite.
Oh did what he rights say? Can you believe that
you can take these with your phone? Now? Oh? I
(27:51):
can't read it. This is called a selfie resolution at Walgreens.
As you know, it's nice to see that they're friends. Yeah,
I mean they're I mean, I'm sure Joe and Kamal
our friends. But are is Jill our Jill and Kamala friends? Oh?
You think they're jealous of each other sexual rivals. Turkey
(28:23):
ain't cheap, cheap, squared up. Do do Do Do Do
Do Do Do Do. Since this is the Thanksgiving episode,
I think it's only right that we follow up with
our bet of what is the average cost of a
turkey this year? Pre existing condition. I am getting this
(28:45):
from CBS Sacramento. Per pound per pound is coming from
the headline an article. The headline is let someone else
do the cooking cost of food skyrockets as shoppers prepare
for Thanksgiving skyrockets. This article is from November and it
(29:08):
has the average cost of turkey per pound. I did
some scouring through some of our previous episodes. UH from
a month ago, the US Agriculture Weekly turkey report a
dollar per pound. We all were much higher than that,
and now CBS Sacramento as a price that is not
(29:35):
a dollar nine okay, and you have to guess it
ten nine. So is it frozen or fresh? It doesn't
say whether it's frozen or fresh. It has to the winner.
(29:57):
There is a winner that is lowest without going over
balls like Jagger. The average cost is one per pound.
Fuck funck face, eat my cud, you little bit. Fuck you.
You looked it up. You did not scumbag mother on
(30:22):
this show. We don't cheat bullshit. You stop, dude. We
made him. Nothing we say here is reliable. We made him.
We can take him away the fucking bullshit turkey, motherfucker.
I heard prop culture. I love prop culture at gmail
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