Where Are The Rules?

It's truly unreal how F$#^ing hot Loot & his chums are. This week's wagers follow the revolt against The Pickle Ball Industrial Complex and the right pronunciation of "Pugh."

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Speaker 1 (00:07):
Your listen to prop culture. Hello, this is lut back
from lut for Adventurers. That's where I'm from. I'm from
lut for Adventurers. I'm an n F I'm a talking
n F T. Welcome Quirky's three oh seven? Hey, how's
it going? Everybody more importantly, welcome Quirky. Hello. Welcome balls
like jagger swagger, swagger swings swing balls. A lot of

(00:31):
balls on the news today. That's right, it's New Year's Eve.
Or about a judge, Aaron Judges. Everyone wants his ball? Why? What?
What did he? I think he tied um ken? Wait
hold on before I'm sorry, before you answer, can we
do a prexisting condition? Will balls know what people are

(00:53):
fighting for Aaron Judge's ball about? Okay, I've got a
serious answer and a joke answer. I'm to bet ten
dollars that he doesn't know. I'm gonna looking it up.
I'm gonna bet ten dollars that he will, because I
think he already looked it up. No, No, I didn't
notice anything about balls. I looked up who he was.
I saw that he looked up who he was. I

(01:14):
looked up who he was. But I don't know about
the balls. I looked up. I saw he had freckles
in a long face. Is he allue petition, all these
pre existing conditions, they're all rigged in favor of balls
like Jagger? Because my joke answer is just like the bicyclist,
uh Lance Armstrong, he only has one testicle, and so
there's a that's my joke, and that's the joke answer,

(01:35):
and you give the real one we need to hear from. Well,
I'm just saying you become a better athlete with one ball.
I'm guessing he won't know. He'll pretend not to know
because I don't real like like because lot is our
answer is um Balls is a daddy figure, so um

(01:56):
Balls will try to let loot make more money that
what is the middle of a baseball? Is it? Cork? Yeah?
It's awesome cork? Did he did he take some out?
And it's lighter? Is that what happened? Balls? You're a
conniving little bit. You already googled that. I don't know you.
You're you're still not gonna know. We're not going to
tell you. And I I won and quirky, Oh really yeah? Well,

(02:21):
how how do I divide the money then? For did
they remove the cork? Did he get a vowel ball? Yeah?
What happen? You're like an alien? Did he do third base?
I don't understand. We're here to make friendly wagers on
current events as dictated by the missive that is due
to arrive any moment any old bets to resolve. Is

(02:43):
the spaceship bet period over? Oh yeah it is? Yeah
a loud and I want you know and both of
you lost. What was it that it was that by
um September four um, the rocket will not launch again
and it has not. I'n't heard a bit anything at
all about well, you know what, it was supposed to
launch again this weekend and it didn't. Really Oh my god,

(03:07):
oh my gosh. Laugh. I mean, as I said, like
the CIA, NASA is a federal agency and it's just
becoming bloated and um inefficient like one of them. That's
what I think is happening. Save it for bright Bard. Huh.
That's my favorite Simpsons character, Corumbamba. Should we open viewer mail?

(03:29):
We haven't done that in a while. Do we even
get fewer mail? Yeah? We have tons of viewer mail,
and you can either send it to I love prop
culture at gmail dot com or I heart prop culture
at gmail dot com. A very recent and somewhat specific
event that might not happen again, but would it be
worth way During the next instrument, Guitar Center in Southwest
Airlines will give away to passengers alex a rights, that's

(03:51):
a that's a that's a good one. That's a good
one like that. Yeah, there was a tweet. Do you
know about this week? I don't. Southwest put up a
tweet with a whole cabin full of people holding up
ukuleles saying that we teamed up with Guitar Center to
give away ukuleles this whole flight. It sounds like hell
on Earth. Hostward flying out of Long Beach with the

(04:12):
ukulele in a lesson. By the time they arrived in
Honolulu they were pros. You imagine a plane full of
I don't know two hundred people learning how to play
the ukulele. Think good dingo ding ding ding That sounds
terrible anything, So I have a ukulele right here. It sucks. Yeah,

(04:36):
it's so bad to listen to. If you're not a
college girl or in Hawaii, you have no business playing
at ukulele. I mean, I'm neither I mean to their defense,
they were going to Hawaii, but I don't know why.
I don't know why Southwest is doing that because it's
it's all of all airlines, you know, it's not a

(04:57):
bad airline. I don't know way they're doing a gimmick,
like if they don't need to. I went to Hawaii
and I bought a ukulele. Oh my gosh, Luke that isla.
That's almost NASA failing. I admit it. Lame, Okay. I
guess my question is like, did the passengers get to
keep the guitar or yeah, yeah, yeah, they're a gift.
Maybe maybe the next time they'll give out um melottica.

(05:25):
That would be terrible. Yeah, my bed is in a
recorder because it's just it's a cheaper price point. Um,
if the passengers are keeping it, then you know, because
the only by bad part of the recorders you have
to put in your mouth, so you know that can
can't be reused with every passenger. But a real spitty
and they're gonna have spit all over the plane, or

(05:45):
maybe maybe an a xylophone. Yeah, that's also good, guest,
But I'll say a recorder just because of the price
point or maybe a throat singer. Oh well, actually brought
a throat singer to your house? You had one? I
had one, h throat singer, and I just have to

(06:06):
say that it's never happening again. I think they got
I think they got bad pr Yeah really, am Track
mock them, Amtrack said, Amtrak says, we have a quiet car.
Here's the thing is, I think you get a bunch
of millennials and zoomers online shipping on stuff like that.
You know who would love that stuff? Women in their

(06:28):
sixties would love to hear people. Oh look, everyone's playing ukulele.
Oh look at the funny joke they're doing in the
buckle up section. What's a funny joke? Ohh uh. In
case of turbulence, we may need you to buckle your seatbelt,
Please shut your fat husband up first, or something like that.

(06:48):
You could you imagine if that plane would have crashed
into the Pacific and all those people going down, We're like,
let's sing together with ukuleles, mad I would love to
hear that recording. It may you would be like Jill
versus the volcano, and they could tie the ukuleles together
and have sex with Meg Ryan? Is Meg Ryan? And all,

(07:09):
you can't even you can't make a mistake, because even
would you break up with a woman, the next one
you're having sex with is Meg Ryan. Thank you alex
A for your very important question. Yeah, I got really
got a conversation going. Yeah, let's open the missive dear

(07:30):
lout back, and the rest existence continues to be a gamble.
Here today's topics, sex streams scenes. You know what everyone
loves radio Shack tweet about squirting like talking about poor
Oh no, no, I'm through somebody I met. So apparently

(07:51):
radio Shack said if she's a squirter marrier on Twitter? What?
And people are saying, Oh, they're trying to attack edgy
people for they're uh crypto speaking of n f t s.
This is why they're doing these controversial tweets. I was
told and I almost didn't believe this. They said, oh,
I know this girl. Apparently she used to have sex

(08:12):
with the guy who wrote that tweet, and apparently he's
hired by companies to make a controversial tweet and then
be fired. I don't believe that. Do we believe that's real?
Can we even bet on that? I don't understand somebody's
hired by companies to make problematic or controversial tweets to
get attention and then pretend it was a mistake. So

(08:35):
they're sort of a built in scapegoat. Yeah, come in
and uh, sort of like a Kama kaze. Yeah, come
in here, employ yourself up on our behalf and it
gets us attention. Are there still radio checks operating across
this country? Or now we're asking, now we're wondering, now
we have nostalgia for radio show. I don't have nostalgic.
It's a dump. It's always been a dump. Who cares

(08:56):
about these little microchips and whatever they so? Well, let's
a pre existing condition. How many radio shacks do you
guys think are left? Oh? Very good, very good existing
contin you're understanding how to do the show talking about
your little sex dreams? All that this was not a
little sex stream. I had a dream. I had the

(09:18):
very cherry chip blizzard from d U and I, and
then I got it three days later. Did you ever
do the one chip challenge? I see it on tweeter
all the time. I gotta do the one chip challenged
to feel alive challenge. We'll get them, We'll do them
right here on prop Culture I'm going to say that
there are I don't know zero, I'm gonna say that

(09:39):
there are zero physical radio shacks. I'm gonna say there's
two radio shocks, one in my shopping in, one in
my token. Um I'll do two because they're fifty states,
so I think there might be like, um, a few
in the flyover states and like one in Chicago, because

(10:02):
I mean there are some hobbyist stores not radio shock,
but there are still some hobbyist stores where they sell
like chips, you know, to make kids. So I would
say twenty two as of April seventy two. Speaking of
twenty two, which is uh, apparently last year was there
a hundredth anniversary Even though radio Shack's gone bankrupt, there

(10:23):
still online and about four hundred stores independently operating, which
means twenty two is the closest guests. Wow, Wow, well done, quirkies.
I mean that was off. I thought I'll be closer,
but you know, wow, you win. You want a pre
existing condition? Look at you? I mean, do you think
it's rigged? Now? Um? I still, I mean some of

(10:45):
the questions are just terrible, Like you know, if you
can't like guess it's like it out. You should be celebrating.
Come on, trombone game. Guess playing Trombone Champ. That game
looks awesome, but I don't want to play it. What
happens in it? It's like Dance Dance Revolution, except you

(11:06):
move up and down I think, with your mouse to
match notes, So you're playing stupid songs like Yankee Doodle Dandy.
But then when you're trying to get to the right
note in this game, you're getting that. It's the sliding around.
It's very funny. Is it's a funny game? Is it fun?
Is it for computers? Or could you play it? I

(11:27):
don't know, And I think it's one of those games
that mostly exists for watching other people play it, or
maybe having a few friends over and taking turns. But
I personally can't see playing it more than like twenty
minutes and then like what else are you gonna do
to get good at it? Minutes is a long time.
So I don't know what a bet is about Trombone Champ.
But is there going to be a Trombone Champ TV show? No?

(11:51):
I don't think people are gonna be talking about it
in in a month, a week, yeah, even a week.
I don't know, but when when will that expire? Like
when people laugh at it? Like enough, like already I
was watching it and it's like, this is fun, but
there's not enough cool songs in here. There's only old
Martzian bands songs like you're saying. So if they had

(12:13):
killers Mr. Bright Side, you might like maybe Kesha's TikTok
around the Clock because that would be one of the
cool songs. Yeah, and we like jingle bell Rock. That's
a little too. That's like, you know, no, that's a
cool song. Uh, it's I don't care if they have
seasonal like a Halloween this is Halloween or Monster Mash.
Should they start bringing out to get the rights? That's

(12:34):
the whole problem. And is who get the rights? I've
notten responsible for it. You don't think jingle bell Rock
is a cool song? No, I think it's one of
the most overrated and most non rock rock songs there is.
And I've listened to um uh mashed Potato do the Twist.
Your favorite song is the Rose by Bette Midler. I

(12:56):
love that song. That song makes me cry really, Like
so there aren't Middler fans out there because some people
buy your CDs. B M. Is huge. Well, I here's
the thing. It's one of those singers that were I'm like, man,
I can't believe she's famous. Um I don't. I wonder
who her fan base is because um, same with Barbara
streisand I mean the Streisand though you didn't grow up

(13:18):
with Barbara Stionary, sound like I did, Barbara, but I
would love me. Jingle bo Rock is up there with
Crocodile Rocks. Two of the worst songs that are called rock.
We put them together. Jingle Jingle Barrow. That would be
a good song for trombone champ ye matchups. But why
are people talking a trombone chap all of a sudden, Well,

(13:39):
it just came out, Yeah, it really, it just came out. Yeah,
that's what we do. As we talked about right now,
you thought you grew up with cock trombones. No, I
thought it was around for a while, and all of
a sudden people are just like getting things like that happened.
I mean among Us had a big resurgence, like three
years after it was among Us. Among Us, we'll do

(14:00):
an episode of a prop culture that's a vintage episode.
We can select one week in Yeah. Yeah, because because
we have the technology to do that because we're digital.
Was what was the magazine I saw? Weird magazine, Nasty harries,
nasty stories. That's the different magazines, nasty stories. Um, I'm

(14:27):
just gonna suggest that Trombone Champ is going to put
out some Halloween If they don't put out some Halloween
theme songs, it's dead. And I'm going to predict that
New York Times will buy Trombone Champ. But then we'll
promptly fail. I'll like do a joke, but but I'll
just do it anyways because it's fun. Give us one joke. Okay,

(14:48):
um my joke. But is that Guitar Center will buy
Trombone Champ. Yeah, that's a good joke for quirkies. That's
a good joke. Pickleball murderers, it's pickleball a venture capitalists,
back parasite on public space. Oh wow? So, well is

(15:10):
there is pickleball balcon the use again? Pickleball is so
fifteen weeks ago. Pickleball is back in the news. People
are accusing it of being a venture capital back parasite
on public space. Well, isn't a lot of things these days?
Like George Carlin famously said that you could fit two
Rhode Islands and a Delaware on all the golf courses

(15:32):
in America, and that's the biggest waste of public space.
Some people are saying the pickle ball is too popular
and that it's a venture capital based parasite on public space. Wait,
so pickleball isn't shuffle board. No, it's like tennis, but
the ball is louder. I mean, isn't everything a venture
um capitalists backed like parasite? Isn't American football? Like, look

(15:56):
at all stadiums. I think there could be less stadiums.
I think you're right. I mean, look at all the
stadiums baseball too. It's all backed by money, you know,
and they take a few huge amount of public space,
you know, not only for a professional but why don't
they get a ground that flips and like all these
things can switch the sport, Like you can tables that
you have table tennis on top of it. Yeah, you

(16:17):
can still pickle Look, dude, if you do any venture capitalists,
you could probably pitch that. But guess what you don't
because you are not of that class. Tennis is a
thriving sport and are eager tech bros are trying to
disrupt this thriving sport and leftist tennis players are under attack.

(16:38):
Don't you think though all leisure activities are kind of
like a pity Well, I mean, I think there's a
certain class. I mean it's in America, but I think
especially in place like England, there's definitely a class, you know,
thing with different sports, like rugby is an aristocratic sport.
But isn't it strange? And I think quirkis you brought
this up, but how in Europe, like race car driving

(17:00):
is so high class, but then in America it's known
as like redneck ship? Is that interesting? I think the
shapes of the cars are different. You know, people on
Reddit aren't talking about NASCAR, but if you're not logged
in to Reddit, you're gonna start getting all these Formula
one posts because the shapes the cars are. They look cooler,
they don't look like you just painted your uncle's sedan.

(17:23):
But still it's it's the preas the same sport. Step
on the pedal and it goes. I mean, but I mean,
but you have to admit, the hottest woman in the
world are watching F one at the stand. And I
apologize to any rednecks that are yeah, but I mean
maybe pickle Maybe pickleball is the same thing. Maybe like
venture capitalists are trying to like make a similar sport

(17:45):
but for a different class of people. Well, I'm gonna
just have to make a quick bed that I think
pickle ball is on its way out and won't be
talked about ever an end of another fifteen weeks. I'll
agree with your bet. Loop. I will say, if pickle
ball comes up on this show in the next three months,

(18:07):
though you lose. Yeah, I mean might just not bring
it up, but I might bring it up. Yeah, you can.
You can do shoot it on purpose. Maybe you'll seek
it out though, maybe that's the new thing, seeking out, Oh,
seeking adventure. Hollywood star Adam Levine something that seems like

(18:31):
we need to talk about on prop culture, mainly because
balls like Jagger is kind of his namesake. Adam Levine's controversy.
Oh yeah, hey, what if I see one more fucking
Adam Levine. Oh my gosh, There's never been a faster
bust nut bust of that joke. Wait what about its texts? Yeah,

(18:58):
people went off on that. It's so quick. It's fantastic
how people are so responsive to hunters. I don't get like,
how much better these people's sexts are that they think
that these are so bad? What are they doing that's
so good at sexting that they can judge this poor man,

(19:18):
I mean, just trying to have enough are well. I
think it's just we don't see people's sex, you know,
it's like they're toes. We don't see people's toes normally,
so when we do see their toes, were just shocked
and we have to make memes about it. And that's
the only reason. Bob boden Kirk was following that page.
Bob boden Kirk was following what page? The foot page,
because it's funny to look at feet. But I have

(19:39):
a question, guys about Adam Malphine. Do you think his
wife will weave Adam Levin. I don't know. Maybe they
have an open marriage and we just don't know, so
he doesn't know it. Just you know, let's play a
very famous person and musician, singer of Maroon five, Judge
the voice a lot fabulously well, the handsome guy also

(20:02):
the star star of one of the greatest films of
all time. Begin again. Many bad tattoos, people say bad
tattoos too many, and there's some One said on Twitter
that he looked like he walked into the tattoo parlor
and gave them a Chipotle bag. I saw one that
said it looked like he walked into the parlor and

(20:23):
said give me tattoos. I thought that was but no,
he what he did. He's uh, he's famous. He can
go online. He can find women who all look the
same and say, hey, you hot, you fly? What is that?
What was that little dig there? Hey you hot, you fly?
All the women he likes seemed to be brunettes with

(20:44):
fake lips. Right, I don't know what is you hot
you fly? Mean? It means like you're gonna make me
go up to the sky when I look in your eyes.
You got hips that make me cry, your body so banging.
I'm confused by this life. Is that a song? Yeah,
it's one of the Maroon five is famous killers man.
I don't think his wife's going to leave him. I
think that he had from what I've seen, I think

(21:05):
he had a good excuse. He was just being fretacious
and it went too far. I would say probably Adam
Levine and his wife have an open marriage and this
is just part of their real of their marriages. They
flirt with people online and occasionally bring them back to
their house and have like three ways and then maybe
and then if they're really good, he names the baby

(21:27):
after them. That's yeah, that part I think was a
little bit of a improperty hope. Only if they're really good. Oh,
if they're really good, that's compliment. It's like one of
those moments it's like, I like this name, but I
did sleep with her. How any names are there in
the world, So it's like, sorry, oh, you don't want
to watch this TV show with me because I've watched
it with another woman. Well, I'll go against the grain

(21:48):
and say maybe in three months they might get separated,
just because this kind of reminds me of the tiger
Wood scandal. The tiger Wood scandal because at first, you know,
I was like, like, you know, it's it's not as
because it seems, you know, we're going to try to
work the set, but they're gonna be more allegations. Do
you think there's gonna be already been more? Really? Oh,

(22:10):
Adam Sumner stroll craziest in condition they liked the name
name another Sumner s Fort Sumner. I don't know another Summer.
Somebody know a Maladou Barbie Batis Charles Sumner. Do you

(22:33):
think maybe it was a typo on the birth certificate?
They meant the type summer and then they excellently hit
charl Sumner Summer Sumner. I don't know a Sumner Sumner Redstone.
Oh of like the former, like is he dead yet?
Like the Viacom Dude, is he dead yet? Because there
was like this huge like fight over who is going
to own Viacom between him and his daughter. I think, right, yeah,

(22:57):
he died in you guys all on me. Tim Bucks
bumbled it. Yeah, well, I mean you make your own
like you know, on pre existing condition. Exactly right. I
know what happened. I will. She came in there. I
was quiet and laid back for a second, I don't
think for a while, stuff and snuck up smoked. The

(23:17):
three of you took ten bucks each from you. Oh
my gosh, lute. Now you're over there smoking a doobie,
looking like a cool guy in your and you're a
low rider. Well he's a gen X, so he loves
this dubie. That's true. I do love my dubie. Betty
White's belongings. You know who else? I love Betty White?

(23:41):
Oh no, what not Betty Midler? Yeah, like both that's
you don't like? Yeah, she's overrated, She's dead. Come on,
what is she doing that's overrated? Yeah? What what is
did she do? That was? She's the best actress of

(24:02):
all time? They tomatoes, dude, rotten tomatoes went to one
oh four, which is prohibited. She's over rated? Thank you, funny,
I will say, you gotta get your head straight out
of your asshole right now. Okay, have someone, just anyone
if even if they made a cameo on Golden Girls

(24:25):
and then they were known as a legend, they would
be appropriate. I mean Golden Across show. Yes, I watched
the show as a kid, and I was just like, man, like,
why do I look at old people at this day?
They were Yeah, they were all in their thirties. I
mean that is true. I thought it was very interesting
that the New Sex and the City characters, um, all

(24:45):
the actresses were older than like the actresses weren't like
in when they shot Golden Girls. Anyway, Betty White died
right a while ago. I knew that. I figured that happened.
They just had a big auction for ship and we
don't know the prices. The prices haven't come in yet,
but they just auctioned off a huge batch of Betty White,

(25:06):
all the ships from her house because they just cleaned
out all her stores. You know, her surrounding blue horse,
her leather baby shoes, her Nune doll, her Wizard of
Oz collection, her board games on oil painting of her,
her typewriter, her seashell SeaGlass and a rock collection. Do
you still think she's overrated even with all that cool stuff.
I mean, she is icon. She became an icon in

(25:30):
the mid two because she was like an old person
who could still go on talk shows. Now for a
pre existing condition, how old was Betty White on the
first episode of Golden Girls time, I'm not gonna say when,
So you can't do the math real quickly. This is

(25:51):
a pre existing condition. She played a senior citizen on
the sexy show The Golden Girls ten eight even, five,
four three zero, last off, Well, it looks like I
just made thirty dollars because Betty White in the year Wow,

(26:16):
it was sixty three. Wow, Why terrible? Guess it's Florence Poof.
It's amazing that the people can still keep fighting in
this movie, even after I think it came out, didn't
we have a bet if don't worry Darling was going
to be a bomb or not um that it would

(26:37):
be either be a booger or a tomato. I think
I think that was well. People are still saying that
the star and the creator are fighting again, Oh Florence,
or it's they apparently fought on state state set. Oh
so Florence pouf Florence. Nay, I was not pew. I

(27:02):
think it's I think it's spelled like to pug no,
like tough. No, you don't say to you, oh I'm
too today. No, you say because one word is pronounced
one way doesn't mean the next word is Then where
are the rules? There's a dictionary and the who's the
Who's the head of Playboy magazine Hugh Feffner. Yeah, how

(27:28):
do you pronounce your name? Florence? Just call Florence. It's pew. Okay, sorry,
all right. There's also the actor in the movie, Chris Peny.
Chris Peny, Like, what's your name? Cockburn? Who is that?

(27:50):
That's Olivia Wild's real last name, Olivia Cockburn. I'm going
to see this movie, Okay, I'm interested. It seems like
a fun thriller. But I did see that apparently Harry
Styles and Olivia Cockburn were spotted making out recently, like
after the premiere and all that really good for them.
I hope they get married. I mean, you know, after
you know, Olivia Cockburn um, you know, left her ex husband.

(28:14):
I mean, hopefully they work out. You know. I came
out of the subway the other day in front of
Masson Scoore Garden and it was night fifteen of Harry
Styles and the place was crawling with women wearing outrageous
costumes and feather boas. Wait, like teenagers. Really Harry Styles
was performing. Yeah, he did fifteen nights at Masson Scoore Garden,

(28:39):
sold out shows at the garden. Well, I guess a
lot of women like him. But I do feel, knowing
Terry styles dating history, he does like older woman because
when he was seventeen, in one direction, he dated a
thirty one year old so praxisting condition. When Harry Styles
was sixteen, he worked in ah Marks and Spencer's uh

(29:07):
pregnancy Bordello Deli Threefel Sandwich restaurant La Sandwich I I
double with the level sandwich. He was on America's Got Talent, right,
is not how he got discovered talent? I thought sandwiches. No,

(29:28):
it's the X Factor. He so he was on the
X Factor and the audition on there, and that's when
he revealed that he worked in a bakery. Yeah, that's
pretty funny stuff. I resend that. Um really so he
c zero three? Rescinded, I resded, that's a terrible I

(29:49):
don't give a fuck where Harry Styles worked when he
was sixteen. I'll pay you all ten dollars for tolerating that.
I'm sorry, thank you. I will never bring up Styles
that he was worked in a bakery baking up it tunes.
I mean, come on real quick, this is kind of
a business proposal. Do you think we should try to

(30:11):
find a capital venture capitalist what do you call those guys? Yeah,
we should. We should try to find venture capital guy
to help us get in touch with Milton Bradley to
sell them pre existing condition. Yeah version, Yes, that's a

(30:31):
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