May 21, 2025 • 47 mins
On this episode of Quiet Please! Mel and Kira are fresh off a whirlwind week at the PGA Championship and have plenty to unpack both on and off the golf course. From Scottie Scheffler’s big win to media drama to Bryson DeChambeau being his usual chaotic, but lovable, self. Kira and Mel have dinner with friends and the stories lead to an epic Sunday Roast of Mel… Plus short kings, Mel discovering she's a lezza, and Kira learns some new vocab.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Quiet Please, with Mel Reed and Kira Dixon, is an
iHeart women's sports production in partnership with Deep Blue Sports
and Entertainment. You can find us on the iHeartRadio app,
Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Hello everyone, welcome.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
To Quiet Please.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
It has been a week for the Quiet Please Girls,
Quiet Pleasers, QP sus shirts. I don't know, we don't
have a name for ourselves yet just the post of
this podcast.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
Yeah, I thought you went the fun base, but the
fun based what do we call that?
Speaker 2 (00:41):
In the shushes?
Speaker 1 (00:43):
I like sushars, I like qps, like quts, like cups.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
I don't know, I think that I think.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
That Okay, maybe I don't think that it's cool.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
For you for us like to name our own fan base.
I think they have to name themselves.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
That's true, Okay.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
And then, as Tom guys on, hopefully you get at
like proper posse of people and they can.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Yeah, like the giggly squad has has the gigglers and
the toast has the toasters or the swirlies the gurly swirlies.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Okay, we'll then decide once once we get enough. Kira,
we're getting.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
There, fine, Hi, how are you, I'm a bit tired.
How was your week at the PGA Championship.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
It was, yeah, I was good.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
I was doing World Feed last week, which was great
for CBS, which was I've never done World Feed before,
so it was.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Yeah. People that don't know what the World Seed is.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
So basically, when you have like the main coverage whenever
there's a commercial in the US, obviously it's not really
very relevant in other countries like Japan and Australia, and
so that's what I take over. So I every like
basically twenty minutes, and obviously they can change like ten minutes.
I come in for maybe two three minutes because we'd
still carry on the coverage, but for international players, so
(01:56):
we'll show like the South Africans and the Japanese players
and Australians and British and so that's where my voice
comes in.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
So it's basically for the world to listen to. Very cool.
Was that a good explanation?
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Great explanation. How's your Japanese?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Thank you?
Speaker 4 (02:11):
How's my Japanese arigatos?
Speaker 1 (02:14):
As far as it goes, you're not actually doing it
in Japanese, they're.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Just taking year.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
No, I'm not doing it in Japanese. No, I can
barely do it in English. So I'm doing it.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
And you were also at PGA champ.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
With I was the first three days with Golf Channel,
which is really fun. I got to do the late show,
and then Thursday to Sunday, as I mentioned, I got
to do sky and it.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Was so much fun.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
So Sky Sports is for the British people, for the
people of the UK.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Yeah, no, one have fun, have fun exactly. Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
They give each other such a hard time. The Americans could.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Never like the things that they say to each other.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
I'm like, oh, hr yeah, red red flag.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Just yeah, we have a different humor. Oh yeah, I
miss it.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
I know.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
I'm glad you got to experience it. Carry see, I'm
not as bad as you think. Now I might changed
down in America.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
You're a right prize compared to some of that.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Oh yes, oh yes.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
So a couple of them have been listening to the show.
You're Katie the production manager. She comes in and she goes,
you know, you guys are like chalk and cheese.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Yeah. I was like, oh, that's so great. I've never
heard that.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
But I don't know which one's chalk and which one's cheese.
But it's so funny.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
I think I'm cheese. Hmm, do you think I'm chalk? Yeah?
You just like you, don't you just goody teachers and
I'm not.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
You're like, how do I say this about offending?
Speaker 4 (03:47):
I'm like, I know, I feel like you've had a
lot of offending things said to you if you've worked
for Sky, So I'm trying to be nice.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Oh no, that's okay. I have into it at this point.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
So we were both at PJ champ and we actually
met for dinner one night.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Didn't we made an effort? Did we did?
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Just for context meet and Kira obviously doing this have
become like obviously we have become pretty good like close friends.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Oh my god, you're a close friend.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Well, I think so on my Instagram you are. So
you've been promotis you've been promoted? I felt this like
I feel like at the last few dinners we've had
when we've been at the same tournament has been like
really hilarious and like Mandy's been Amanda's been with us
Balianus as well, and I feel like we've constantly been giggling.
But every time I looked over this time you were
taking notes because one of my friends was at dinner
(04:31):
and kind of rinsing me a bit and giving you
some good stuff. So I'm intrigued to see what you
actually did and wrote down because I know a lot
of TMI was shared at the dinner. So I'm quite
intrigued as to how much of a shit show this
is going to be.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Well, I go through life now just constantly thinking about
the show and oh, this would be funny, Oh we
have to talk about this, blah blah blah, and I
forget ninety nine percent of it when we actually sit
down to record. So I especially last week because we
we were both working, we're there, I was just trying
to write down as much as I could, so wouldn't
forget it.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
So can we do.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
A quick, like little recap of the week and kind
of give everybody some some of that stuff, and then
we'll we'll wrap with the Sunday roast of Melvine.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
All the things I wrote down.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Okay, So Scottie Shuffler, Yes, surprise, surprise.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Win's the PGA Championship five shot victory at Quail Hollow,
kind of tried to give it away on the front nine,
came back with an amazing performance on the back. Bryson
and John Rahm were in it for a minute and Scotty.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Doing Scotty things, Just Scotty doing Scotty things. Yeah, where'd
you think? I mean, I'm not surprised. I thought it was.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
It starts to get a little bit interesting, didn't it
at probably the turn on the on the Sunday. But
then they all wilted away and Scotty just being Scotty
just didn't make any mistakes and felt like you got
a little bit of energy and made a couple birdies
when you needed to, and boom all of a sudden
and he had a six stroke lead going down eighteen.
So very happy for Scotty. I think he's just a
(06:07):
good guy, do you know what I mean. Like he's
not like a Bryson or like even like I feel
like a Rory, like even is pressed up. I just
think he's just an all around good dude. Like he's
got a great family. Like I don't know, whenever he wins,
I just want to watch how his family react because
I just think it's I don't know, it's emotional, and
I just think that like his whole family have just
raised like a really good, humble young man, but has
(06:28):
like this killering like instinct to win, and it's like
the most perfect combination.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
I think.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
I loved seeing his reaction at the end. For a second,
I thought it was just going to be the pure
emotion of having one the hug with Ted Scott. But
then he throws his hat and he yells and has
has this very rare for Scotty, genuine human reaction and
that was great. And then I love seeing him with
his son Bennett, and he brings him into scoring and
(06:56):
so so cute.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Dude, so cute, so cute, like the whole thing in
the scoring, Like they took a picture of him just
playing with his yardish book and like the eighty I.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Mean that's just like, I mean, it's the dream.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
It's so cute, and this little boy has no fucking
idea how good is that is, Like he's one all
this stuff anyway, it's very cool. And just his wife Meredith,
and just the whole the whole team. You know, he
gets a lot of praise, but there's so much more
to it than just him, the whole background and team
and his family, and I just think he's just it's
just really cool. Whenever he wins, I think it's just
(07:29):
really good. I think I like seeing it.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Yeah, And I mean there was all that stuff in
the beginning of the year about the if you hadn't
heard about his injury, he cut his hand making ravioli
Christmas on a wine glass. They were using the like
in a rental house or something, and they were using
wine glasses to cut the dough of the ravioli. And
then that that really messed him up for a bit
(07:52):
and finally comes back kind of in full forest just
a couple of weeks ago at the Byron Nelson he
wins by eight and we didn't even talk about his
win that week because it just felt so like a oh,
Scotty one.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Yeah, great to see him back, you know.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Of course he won the Dallas events where he lives NBD.
It's not like a major's PGA Tour event, so he's
expected to just go crazy. But then for him to
come back into this PGA Championship made major championship category
of winning is a big deal and something that I'm
sure has been eluding him for just a bit in this.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
First half of the year. So in that regard, it
was it was cool to see.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Him back, and it was nice to see, you know,
because in the beginning of the week, the leaderboard was
a little bit sus all of the big stars were
kind of not showing up, so it was it was
nice to see John Rahm and Bryson to Shambeau make
it more of a show, especially in that you know,
like holes seven to fifteen.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Yeah, and then things kind of fell apart from there. Yeah. No,
I agree, that was a good recap things.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Is there anybody else that was impressive to you? Any
other storylines? I I didn't talk.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
At all your thoughts on that.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
From like a player's perspective.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
I'm a little bit in between because I so I'm
just purely going to think of this as a play
mentality now, go player, Okay, Okay. I think he does
a lot of media, and I think that he is
incredible with the media. He's very open, he gives everybody
kind of what they want to hear. But from his perspective,
he's always been incredible relationship with the media. There must
(09:26):
be something behind this why he's not speaking to the media,
And I'm going to give him the benefit of doubt
right now, but I think if it keeps happening. I
might have a different opinion, but I think that this
is his first major back from winning the Masters and
completely the Grand Slam and the driver issues that he
had during the week he had to switch his driver
because non conforming. I feel that it was just odd
(09:47):
that he wasn't speaking to the media from my side,
but I feel like there's something I don't know, not
in a dramatic way going on.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
I just think that something's.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Yeah, I mean, there's always so much more to the
story than of course yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Oh, we know.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
The whole thing with the non conforming driver.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
It was that is something that happens every week on
it like you've had your equipment tested a million times.
I'm sure you've had things like this happened before. It's
just it's not a big deal. And I could only
imagine that was really annoying to have people then start saying,
you know, the some of the headlines were crazy, and
it's just because it's you know, this is the guy
(10:21):
that just won the Master's Tournament, whereas you know, Scotty
said after that his was non conforming as well. Lexander
was talking about how it's not that big of a deal,
but other guys had their stuff tested.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Happens all the time.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
You just switch out the driver head and off you go.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
I mean, I know it's a little bit different because
every driver head is slightly different, but I don't know,
just just seemed like any anything to make.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
A story was the that and that yeah annoying. I mean,
what did you think you should have spokee the media?
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Yeah? I think that on you know, if he didn't
want to speak Thursday, Friday, Saturday because he didn't play well,
see if you didn't want to play those speak those
days because he was annoyed about how we played fair enough,
I do think as the Master's Champion and just having
completed the career Grand Slam and you're coming off of
this incredible high, and most fans don't care at all
(11:12):
about this driver thing. It's such a specific bubble issue
that we all make to be such a bigger thing
because we live in it.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
We're in it, you know.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Setting that aside, I think that, Yeah, the fans would
have loved to hear from Rory. Yeah, you know, it
would have been the first time in a major championship
to talk to them, But who knows.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
I feel like the guys are talking like, you know,
I don't want to do it straight after, which I
totally get. I do get like you're emotional, You're probably
gonna say something you don't want to.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Yeah, Shane said that.
Speaker 4 (11:37):
Yeah, And I understand that. I actually I really do.
But I also feel like you kind of the reason
that you get paid so much, a lot of it
is because of the media. Yeah, and so in my opinion,
I'm like, you guys are making stupid money, Like I
feel like you just need to calm down a minute
(11:58):
and do interviews.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
I'm sorry. I just think that it's part of the job.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
Athletes have to do it all over the you know,
tennis players, they have to do it straight after their match.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Like it's just what it is.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
Like I feel that it's just part and part of
the of the business and the job. And so that's
where I'm a little bit like I'm going to give
him the benefit of that this week, and I'm just
going to go something was going on, and I feel
like he just wanted to quite the noise a little bit,
maybe refocus after the Masters, like he's probably not sure
practice it as much, and so he just wants to
be like just do my own thing. But this whole
thing with the media stuff, I'm like, goys, come on,
(12:29):
like I feel like you should speak like this is
what it's about, Like the fans want to hear about stuff,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Totally setting very aside and giving him the benefit of
it up for the week.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
Just as an overall concept.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
I have always really been passionate about the fact that
this is an entertainment product. Were here to sell things.
This is all about money. This is the only you know,
when it all comes down to it. Yeah, of course
we love the beauty of the game and the competition
and the stories.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
At the end of the day, it's about money.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Yeah, and that money comes from the fans and the
advertising that's sold against broadcasts, and that's how this works.
Like the three point seven million dollar prize pool isn't
just for fun. So I mean, this is, you know,
kind of harsh to say, but like, if you don't
want to do interviews, go play USGA, you know, go
(13:21):
play in the mid am.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Go play I agree with them. I agree with that, amateur.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
And so then you don't have to talk to anybody
because you're not getting paid to do it.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Then you don't.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
You don't have to give a single interview, So I
just you know, in that regard, like, I'm also saying
that from a media perspective, so I'm not agree.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
That I agree that way.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
I agree with the understand So I'm gonna give the
benefit of doubt. But if it keeps happening, then I'll
be like, oh, that's I think.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
And if they want to wait half an hour, like
no one's.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
No issues, we wait, we will wait.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
We do wait, we we do, actually we do wait,
we do.
Speaker 4 (13:52):
Side note as well, I don't know what is going on,
but you are making a big impact on the female
fans that coming through because I saw maybe two open
so shoes the entire week. The movement is happening, Kira.
You have finally been an influencer. The ladies are listening.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
It's always been my dream to help people, and I
know that I am helping the people of the women
that attend golf tournaments by making sure that their footwear
is appropriate, their toes are protected and they don't have
nasty toe jam in between their toes.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
In the end, I mean, this is this is That
was my decoration change.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
Thank you well, it was gross and raining for the
first three days.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
I had my wellies on, could go well, said thank you,
And I just felt that it was important to share
with the people of North Carolina that were planning on
attending the golf tournament that should they decide to wear
their fancy sneakers, that they were going to regret it.
And I felt it was incumbent upon me, as a
woman of the people, to share that.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
So I'm really happy that you felt that the impact
was felt.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
It was very much felt.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
And then another starting thing that I noted and I
kind of knew this anyway, but I spent a bunch
of time in North Carolina. Do the guys have to
wear short shorts or something? Because short shorts like.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
The penguins, But it's the march of the southern frat brow.
I saw these massive groups of college boys in these
little khaki short shorts.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Like a fabric golf club belt, you know, logo, the
stitched on belt and then blue the blue Polo light
blue Carolina blue target in the pocket.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Oh yeah, yeah, the sunglasses that have the.
Speaker 4 (15:34):
Little by Yeah, no, it's a it's definitely it's a
look look, yeah it is actually is.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
So I saw a bunch of that.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
So every every time I walked him, I was like, Jesus,
there's so many of them.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
There are packs.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Yeah, I know, I was in it was in the
golf cart at one point trying to get to my
interview position, and we just had to fight through a
river of these Southern and they're like a little drunk.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Just such a disaster.
Speaker 4 (16:06):
I mean, I'm not I'm not against the short shorts.
I'm not, but it was just the short short. I
don't want short short, but the amount of them was.
I love shorts.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
I went short, way too short for my age at
this point. No, no, I do care. We're not putting age.
We're not. We're putting age on short. I probably should
wear ones blow my knickers, okay, well maybe below your nickers.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
I had two Bryson stories for you from the interview
position at the sky cart.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
One was his interview on Saturday.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
I want to say.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
He comes over, you know, because he's trying to get
to the range, comes over really fast.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
He's like trying to.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Get in get out, and his manager guy hands.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Him a chocolate chip cookie right before the interview, and uh,
he steps up to the cart ready to go and
he just takes a massive bite in the middle of
the inner deal and I was and he and he stops.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
He goes, cookie's really good. We're all live television. It's
that weird.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
It's a little weird, but like it's Brison and like whatever,
whatever it takes to get him to show up to
the interview. If you want to cookie, I don't care.
I mean, he kind of created this funny, genuine moment.
And then you know, before another question, he also he
took another bite and just slamming this cookie before he's
trying to go to the range.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Whatever it needs to do, so speak with his mouthful.
He did, Yeah, he did, but he spoke. That's all
I care about.
Speaker 4 (17:31):
Okay, that's fair enough. N whatever you go to do.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
You want a cookie, I'll have a platter. I'll have
a platter of cookies for you. Just come over and
do the interview whatever. Yeah, and then uh, Sunday, after
he finished, he I guess. So the cart is like
is in the camera in vision and then you can
kind of see on the sides of it the media
area that we're in, so you can see people walking
(17:55):
by and stuff.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
And he was walking in on one.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Like the left side of the car, and I guess
he had seen Todd Lewis, who works for Golf Channel,
and kind of off camera, Todd was like, how did
it go? And Bryson is acting out being punched in
the face like this over and over again, and you
can just see him on the side of the cart,
and then he walks up for the interview, and of
course we captured that, so the producers play it back
(18:19):
in the broadcast in slow motion.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
Oh that's prittiant. She just punched dude, he's entertaining.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Give him that. I love it. It was so great.
What else happened? Lastly?
Speaker 4 (18:40):
Can we talk about Well, I always got broken into Oh.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Yes, okay, so this was horrible.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
So halle Hallie Ledbetter, who's one of our buzzies, was robbed.
Somebody actually got into her hotel room and took all
of her grandmother. She had this beautiful grandmother's jewelry, like
a locker, emerald earrings, something else, really sentimental stuff, the
stuff that she wore, some of her wedding jewelry. And
there's no cameras in North Carolina hotel room or hotel hallways,
(19:12):
so I don't know that what ended up happening, but
there it was a bigger story because it seemed like
this was an inside job the whole hotel was dealing with.
Speaker 4 (19:19):
So yeah, she posted about it, and I was like,
what hotel are you staying in? So she posted on
the Friday, so I said where are you staying? She
went on saying it so and so I said, oh
my god, I'm staying there. And I said, okay. That's
made me think now because on the Wednesday, I was
getting ready to go to dinner between like six and seven,
and I'm just on my laptop doing some work and
(19:39):
some like so you know when like somebody of room
service or somebody works at an employee will like say
hello not and then do the room key.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
There was none of that.
Speaker 4 (19:49):
There was just someone trying to like ram on my handle,
and I thought, oh, he's just trying to get in,
So I just thought I'll just wait to get in
and go no, I'm good. Well, this was going on
for like ten fifty seconds, and I thought, oh, oh god,
someone trying to break at my hotel room. And I
could feel like, you know, the tingling in the back
of your neck, and I was like, oh my god,
I'm like okay. So I'm like, I just shout hello,
(20:09):
and it stopped, and I thought, holy shit, someone's definitely
breaking in.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
So I go through the people. No one's there.
Speaker 4 (20:16):
So I ran the door open, and I see this
guy like walking off, like on the phone, and he
was not in like employee outfit or uniform, and it's
normal clothes, just normal clothes with like a bag. And
I was like, I just presumed, because you just don't
really think someone's going to try and break in it
like that time as well, and I just thought, Oh,
(20:36):
someone's obviously he's got the wrong room and just have
just messed up the room like room number. But then
when Hallie said that, I obviously text Hallie and was like, no, definitely,
And then we found out like four other people complained
about it.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Like about getting like trying someone get into the room. Yeah,
pretty scary. Yeah that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
I haven't I stay in hotel rooms all the time,
and I think I've kind of got and relaxed about
thinking about those things.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
And this was a good reminder of you never know.
Speaker 4 (21:05):
But there's no safe in this, so you couldn't have
put any stuff anywhere anyway. There's no safe in the hotel.
There's none in my hotel room. Anyways, I checked.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
I know.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
I just I don't travel with any valuable jewelry that
I'm not actively wearing, because the jewelry that I travel
with that is in my little jewelry box is cheap.
Whatever jewelry that I wear on camera, I don't have
anything valuable anymore. And that was a hard lesson learned from.
I think I told about this, but my bachelorette party,
(21:34):
oh yeah, in Mexico, and my best friend played the
trip and booked this gorgeous villa and the downstairs of
the villa was all bedrooms and the upstairs was the
common area, living space and a pool. So during the
day two in the afternoon, we're having a day party
in our pool upstairs.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
All the girls are up there.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
And later we saw on the ring camera that a
guy just walked straight into the front gate and he
went bedroom to bedroom and he took laptops, engagement rings,
family jewelry, all that stuff. For the record, I did
tell all of my friends, don't bring any of that
stuff with you, And does anyone listen to me.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
No, But it's not their fault.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
They should not not have that happen and the police
came and like what are we gonna do?
Speaker 3 (22:24):
There was nothing to be done, and it feels so
violating too.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
It was. It put a huge damper on the Bachelorette
because as soon as the robbery happened, we were like, okay,
let's all get on the boat and like have this day.
And my one of my best friends is sitting in
the corner like drinking a margarita crying because her engagement
ring was stolen. Horrible, absolutely horrible. Yeah, she did get
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it replaced with the bigger rock.
Speaker 4 (22:52):
But still tal is not the point of the story,
is it.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Point of the story is don't travel with valuables that
you're just leaving around.
Speaker 4 (23:02):
So she didn't say she got it, got nicked and
actually didn't just to get a bigger ring.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
No, no, no, it really got it, really got okay,
which was which was really sad. Oh. I have one
little funny thing from last week. I was working the
Late Show, which is like seven to nine generally. I
was done it like eight forty five, waiting for the
for the crew to wrap, and I was just kind
of pacing in the parking lot on FaceTime with Andrew.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
This is like on Tuesday night. I think it was
the night of the Champions dinner.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
I'm pacing in the parking lot FaceTime with Andrew and
who comes out to the parking lot but Xander Schoffle,
the defending champion, and he I don't know if you
saw this, he had done cigars as gifts for the
other guys at the at the Champions dinner and he
comes out with this bag of cigars and he kind
(23:51):
of he sees me on the phone.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
I wave like, hey, what's up?
Speaker 1 (23:53):
And he comes stomping over and he gets in the
FaceTime with Andrew and he's.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Like, hey, dude, you like light or die?
Speaker 3 (24:01):
And he was like, I'll take whatever.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
And Xander just shoved this giant stack of cigars in
my hands and he goes, here.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
You go enjoy.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
That's awesome. It was so sweet, and I was like,
all right, Seezander eggs, that's awesome. Does Andrew do cigars?
Speaker 1 (24:17):
He likes the cigar, but only on you know, social
special occasions. He's not like chewing a cigar just because
have you ever had a cigar?
Speaker 3 (24:27):
I think I've had a puff of my dad's cigar once,
and I.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Thought it was crazy. Bitch, crazy cat, you know me,
wild woman. Do you like cigars? No, I've tried to
have them many a time.
Speaker 4 (24:40):
I haven't had one for probably ten years, but I
tried to have one many a time.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
You know, just a party, you know.
Speaker 5 (24:45):
Cool.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Did you ever have a cigarette's face? Did you ever? Oh? Yeah, yeah,
me and my mates used to.
Speaker 4 (24:52):
Oh god, yeah, the menthols and we're had a few gays.
Oh my god, mate, yes, back in the day.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Oh yeah, I could do that. It was a thing,
wasn't it. It was a yeah.
Speaker 4 (25:02):
We used to get pack mar of a mental and
split them between like eight of us on an when
you're out disgusting, it's sires.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
I can't sgress. Yeah, yeah, menthel back in the day.
Oh yeah, Mel loved a Menthol.
Speaker 4 (25:17):
With my white heels on when I was straight, with
your your peep, no.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
Pizzas when you were straight. Okay, so great, This is
a perfect segue.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
It's a little earlier the show, but let's just go
full on Sunday rest here. So at dinner we got
deep into the story Mel story land. This includes an
interactive phase of this where all of you will need
to be googling face. So wait, can you take us
back to when Mel was straight and then how Mel
(25:49):
became not straight?
Speaker 4 (25:51):
Wait no, because I can't remember what I told you
because I definitely told you something it's not appropriate for
the podcast.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Well we don't have to do that, we could.
Speaker 4 (25:57):
Okay, okay, just okay. So you basically asked me at
dinner the same thing that Charlie wants asked me, like,
when did I become a leaser?
Speaker 2 (26:10):
Right? Is this what you're talking about? Well?
Speaker 3 (26:12):
Yeah, like when did you realize that you were a lesbian?
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Well, leasa, leasa.
Speaker 4 (26:16):
Well that's that's a great question because I don't know.
It's very much into boys, like just for what they
were cool like, but you know when I was, they
tasted like cherry a do you know what I mean?
Because we were so young and like I was, you
know what I mean cherry age And I don't know,
So I don't know. I just like the boys I
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used to snog used to for some reason be addicted
to cherry aid.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
I don't know. It was the song's what's CHERRYO? Like
a cherry coke? Oh?
Speaker 4 (26:44):
Yah?
Speaker 2 (26:44):
So cool.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
I still don't have cherry coke. It makes me a bit,
It makes me throw off my mouth.
Speaker 5 (26:49):
But because it reminds you a fixture, it reminds me
of like, Okay, Also when I was straight, okay, I
used to be really attracted with really short man And
this is what we've talked about, is this where.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
Oh yeah, like really short men, like men are always
had beautiful faces.
Speaker 4 (27:06):
I don't know why I've very attracted to short men
like short mel loves a short king. It was, honestly,
I think it's because it's too much effort if I
had to like go look up and stuff. But anyway,
so I was into like the shorter stock here, like
rugby body. Ish I say that, my mate's give none
of your fucking boyfriends like a rugby player. But anyway,
(27:27):
and then I had this friend when I was like
sixteen now I was, yeah, sixteen, and we just fooled
around once she was a girl, and I was like, yeah,
that was okay.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
And then I just dibble deubled back and forth of it.
Speaker 4 (27:41):
And then I just quickly realized like, yeah, this is better.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
Yeah, this is just different. Yeah it's different, but still
I still give a good old run. For a little
while there, you gave it so much effort. I really
tried to be straight, I really did. It just was
not happening.
Speaker 4 (27:59):
So yeah, So when we were at dinner, one of
my friends brought one of my guys that I snogged
or something. I'm just gonna say snog, and he was
good looking.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
We found a picture of him. He was I did
look up a photo of this, but he's like five two.
He's a short king. But that's okay. Yeah, So I mean,
there's way more to this story.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
To be clear, your friend at dinner was not the
short sent.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
He brought up the short king.
Speaker 4 (28:30):
So I feel like I've lived a lot of lives
and I feel like whenever a subject gets brought up
at dinner, I'm like, I've got a story for that,
because I try and forget so much of my past
because it's just it's it's been a wild ride at times.
And Sean kindly brought up this bloke that I was
interested in when I was younger, like twenty two, and
(28:50):
it was and it just brought a lot of awful
memories and.
Speaker 3 (28:54):
So then that led us down this great path.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
So there is something called golf punk on the internet.
Speaker 6 (29:07):
Okay, And there are photos of melissayd I know, look
just full on serving model.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
First of all, I feel like I've been bamboozled into
this image of you, of someone who doesn't know how
to pose for the camera.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Meanwhile, you are posing in heels with cleavage. You also
have been boot is a strong stretch. That is a lie.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
You remember everyone thinking that you have peanuts on an
ironing board.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
I do look so hot in these pictures.
Speaker 4 (29:39):
Okay, So no, okay, okay, So golf point come up
to me and I just got in so hoim. So
They'm like, come on, this's a thing for Solheim. I
was like, all right, like get Ama comes down. I
was like twenty two. I was like whatever with bleached
blonde hair, bleach bond hair, which my best mate Brian
used to diet for me. It's cost me like one
it's cost us one pound fifty every like six weeks.
And then my fucking hairstart four out when I was
(30:00):
like twenty six, stop what you pay for anyway, That's
what I used to do my filfl rints. So anyway,
so I'm like, okay, fine, fuck it, I'll do it right.
And I had a labrador at the time, and I
was like, can my labrador come? It's like a support
like an emotional support and emotional support animal, because I
knew what I was going to do and I was
(30:20):
still uncomfortable, and my mum at the time was I'll
come with you, and I was like, okay, cool, So
I shoved this photo shoot. Okay, it's an underwear photo shoot. Right,
It's like the most comfortable IVE ever been in my life.
Speaker 3 (30:32):
And it's like lingerie.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
It's lingerie. Now.
Speaker 4 (30:36):
Bear in mind, like my mum, you know, being British,
like loved a little bevy. So they for some reason
had champagne on this thing. Looking back, it's fucking weird.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
Right, But.
Speaker 4 (30:49):
I wasn't drinking because I was a full on athlete
at the time, Like, no, no, nothing, I know.
Speaker 3 (30:54):
Wow, I didn't know that you ever had a phase
like that.
Speaker 4 (30:56):
Well, it was probably about five weeks. I think it
was to get in shape.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Anyway.
Speaker 4 (31:01):
So well, my mom's had like six glass of this
champagne and just wasted, like wasted, and she's just like,
oh my god, I've never seen you look so feminine
and oh my god, gorgeous. So I'm just like all right, whatever.
So I'm just like in my flow at this point.
I'm like everyone's drying a part for me, so I'm
just like okay, cool, I'll just like whatever. And then
(31:21):
they're like, oh my god, should we get your dog
in the hold? I was like what, and they're like, yeah,
Let's get.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
Some like real high heels on.
Speaker 4 (31:29):
Let's get like this sea through gown thing on with
your underwear and like myndoor wasn't see through, and then
let's put like this chain around you dog and you
hold the dog like on the other side. It's really
fucking weirdly thinking about it, and it's something that I
really regret doing. But they're like put like sandwiches out.
So my dog was like.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
Hang, hang, hang like the camera and I'm hanging on
for de like my neck.
Speaker 4 (31:55):
You know, I'm a bit consciou about my thick neck.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
My thick neck.
Speaker 4 (31:58):
I think that's where I got it from, because that's.
Speaker 3 (32:01):
Only developed this self consciousness.
Speaker 4 (32:03):
Yes, because my veins were popping out. I'm whold on
with dear life to my massive fucking labrador and it's
just gobbling up these like cucumber and fucking cheese sandwiches,
and it got publicized.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
It's literally my hen do at my hand.
Speaker 4 (32:20):
It was all over the house, on the outside the house,
my mates, but posters of this stuff, like all over
the house. It was everywhere, like the outdoor of the house,
everybody walked past, just a normal person. It was just
it was like a massive photo of me. It was
It's one of the I really want to get it
off the internet and it just won't obviously.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
No, there are screenshots that will live forever, at least
with all of your friends that love you and support
you so much.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
Why fucking hell. And it was just the whole day.
Speaker 3 (32:53):
Wait okay, so so that made me giggle.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
And then the thing I think was the funniest story
that day was you're a mohawk?
Speaker 2 (33:03):
Oh shit? Okay, so.
Speaker 4 (33:08):
Okay, there would be a live TV show and An
and Deck, who are quite famous presenters in the UK.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
We used to be called Black or Red.
Speaker 4 (33:15):
It was like half the Ordiers choose Black, half the
Ordians choose Red, and they get celebrities in or whoever
to do these two challenges against each other and whoever wins,
Like if you're on the Black team, they win, right
and whatever.
Speaker 3 (33:25):
So this is like a Jimmy Fallon type of show.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
Yeah, this is like the one time show. Yeah, so
I show up and I'm on the black team. So
how old are you at this point? I was with
my first girlfriend, so I would have been.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
We remember our lives based on the relationship.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
Probably twenty two or twenty three.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Yeah, two, but a big star like new One, the
scene huge in UK golf life, right.
Speaker 4 (33:48):
So so my girlfriend's actually with me and she's just
in the waiting room whatever with my agent at the time,
and they're like, right, you're going to make up and
I'm like, yeah, cool. Well this woman was just awesome,
like she was edgy. She was cool, like this makeup
artist girl. And she's like, oh my god, like love
your hair and I was like, oh, thank you. And
she's like, de usee purple rinse and I was like,
(34:10):
for a matter of fact, I do. I was like,
I do quite regulation love it, love like the purpleness
in it. And I'm like, okay, I don't think it
was meant for that, but I'm going for Thank's not
the look I'm going for. So she's like, oh my god,
yeahs so thick, Like can I do something really cool?
I was like, bitch, do you I was like, I
trust you with my life. I've spoke to you now
for two minutes. Literally, just I trust you with my life,
(34:30):
do anything you want. I just loved her. So she
spins me around and she's just chatted me and we're
just chatting like blah blah blah blah blah. And I
was doing it with Paul Casey, right, he was on
the Red Team, and he obviously needs five minutes to
get ready because he's a bloke and it's so easy for.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
Guys, right, totally.
Speaker 4 (34:47):
So I've been in there for like an hour and
a half and it's getting quite close to when I'm
on air. So Paul comes in and Paul, I haven't
seen myself at this point. Yeah, okay, I'm still facing
my back is still against the mirror. And Paul just
goes well, and I was like, I was like, you're good.
He's like okay, and I'm like, all right, that's fucking rude.
I was like whatever, I'm like, sure, she just put
(35:08):
my hair up in a bun because that's all I have.
When she put in the one thousand, eight hundred and
fifty sixth hair gripin, I was probably like, h I
don't think this is my normal message.
Speaker 3 (35:19):
This is when I'm going to start questioning this hairstyle, and.
Speaker 4 (35:23):
I'm thinking to myself, and we've been in here like
nearly two hours.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
I'm pretty sure that's not how long it should take.
Speaker 4 (35:28):
So she's like, Okay, are you ready to see this mathpiece?
Speaker 2 (35:33):
And I was like, let's go, babe.
Speaker 4 (35:35):
She spins me around and I'm like, holy shit, I
am not joking.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
I have a probably a nine inch mohawk.
Speaker 4 (35:46):
Like she's scraped my hair up, and my purple rinse
is like listening in the line and it is just
so high, and I've.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
Been turned around.
Speaker 4 (35:55):
My agent walks in and my agent, VICKI, was like,
oh my god.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
And I was like, oh my god.
Speaker 4 (36:02):
And then Vicky's like and they go, okay, two minutes
air like two minutes you get ready and to get ready,
and I'm like what I was like, I like, I
don't have time to fix it. So Vicky just starts
like patting it down like she's like too much, too much,
and I'm like, yeah, no ship, VICKI like, oh my god.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
So I'm like trying to pat it down.
Speaker 4 (36:21):
And then my clothes obviously got sent to the like
they needed to be a certain cloth. So my worst
nightmare is like tight top, baggy bottoms. I'd prefer type
botoms baggy top.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
Right. Well, this T shirt, this shirt.
Speaker 4 (36:35):
That I wore barely covered my midrift, and then my
shorts went like below my knee, and then to wear
like black shoes, Kira, I have never even my girlfriend
at time when I walked in and she was like,
oh my god, as if you're going out to like
ten million people like that, I was like, yeah, my
life saver, and I had to. I actually ended up
(36:55):
winning the challenge somehow.
Speaker 3 (36:57):
So this this is a very.
Speaker 4 (37:03):
Oh god, I mean, oh god, No, it's so bad.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
It's so I'm like shaking from trauma. It's so good.
Speaker 3 (37:14):
It should I make it by background of my phone?
Please we change the cover art of the podcast.
Speaker 4 (37:20):
Okay, so everyone's always like, why do you always wear
your hair up in a burm because of trauma? Like that,
I don't let I don't trust anyone anymore.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
Well, I will say, you have.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
You have branched out and hair and makeup at NBC
lately and you've let them do a ponytail.
Speaker 4 (37:36):
Yeah, that's because I really trust Jess and the other
She's done a good job with the But no, I'm like, no,
no more spinning me around, no more like let oh,
your hair is so thick, we could do anything. I'm like, yeah,
I know, but no, So I've got PTSD from it.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
Right, I mean honestly, rightfully, so I would too.
Speaker 4 (37:53):
I told a set and so we went on a
trip to me like this like trouble thing. This influenced me,
set and Amanda and it was like three days into
this trip and I bought this story up and Cassette
literally fell off.
Speaker 2 (38:06):
She was like, you must have a picture. I've somehow found.
Speaker 3 (38:08):
That picture, and now I have the picture, and now.
Speaker 4 (38:11):
It's been sent everywhere all over the place. Even Amanda
even sent it to our producer last week and he
just sent it to me midway through the world feed last.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
Week and I'm like, oh my god, I'm like, what
just bringing out?
Speaker 4 (38:23):
Because we brought up at dinner. So yeah, last week
brought up a lot of trauma. So thank you to
my wonderful friends for that. It was, Yeah, it really was.
It was fun. It was I don't mind, Hey, listen,
I did it. It's a good story. I'll write a
book one day. And you just got to laugh about it.
That's what I think I don't get embarrassed very easily.
Speaker 3 (38:40):
And totally no. No, it was all a good bad Yeah.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
Maybe I'll bring the mohawk back one day.
Speaker 4 (38:46):
Oh my god, can you imagine I should lose a
bat and just have it online to you.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
Are Halloween or something, or maybe we should do a
thing where we dress up as mel read from different
phases of life.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
Oh god, no, please?
Speaker 4 (39:04):
Oh you asked me when I realized I was lesbian.
When I was like eight years old, I made my
mom like shave the back of my head and like
have curtains, and so that was probably a turning point.
That's probably when she was like curtains, curns. You know
what curtains are like, like, like, do you remember back
in the day, you're you're back in the day when
the boys used to have like like Leonardo DiCaprio hair,
(39:26):
like with the like the McDonald's m in the middle.
To us, curtains, Yeah, we call them curtains. I think
we call it.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
Just a flow.
Speaker 4 (39:36):
Well, you have to be a bit more literal. In America,
we called it as a hairstyle curtains. Okay, my British
fans will know what that means.
Speaker 3 (39:44):
Okay, what did your parents say when you told them
you were a lesbian?
Speaker 4 (39:47):
They were like, like, we know, no ship, thanks literally, thanks,
well carry on. My dad was actually I told my
dad He's like all right, and he says we all
I like women, so I get it, okay, And then
my mom was like, yeah, no ship.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
I was like, Oh, that was it. That was any conversation,
big coming out story. Trust me.
Speaker 4 (40:09):
We'll get into this in another episode. But with my family,
that was the That.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
Was the least of the least of of the worries.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
Oh my gosh, my face hurts from laughing from no.
Speaker 4 (40:21):
No, I did, I did. I did really try, but
it just wasn't for me. Just wasn't for me.
Speaker 2 (40:25):
You tried, you, I did so attracted just not just no.
Speaker 1 (40:30):
Yes, you can appreciate good looking things without being fully
attracted to them.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
Oh we do have to do one thing. We have
to issue an apology to one Anna Jackson. I got
a very enraged voice note from her accusing for about
us accusing. When I say us, I mean you accusing
her of being posh.
Speaker 2 (40:56):
She is posh, She's she goes.
Speaker 1 (40:59):
I have one friend named Chip because of something funny
that happened to her once.
Speaker 3 (41:04):
Not because of anything else. And I don't know anybody
named Poppy.
Speaker 4 (41:08):
Or Pippa, Noa, Sorry Anna, you posh's I don't know
why she took offense to it being posh is It's
just I think anyone south of Watford Gap is posh.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
So just leave it. It's all right, Anna.
Speaker 1 (41:25):
Well, I just let the record state that Anna formally
denies these claims and we will have to revisit at
a later date when we have her on the show
all these days.
Speaker 4 (41:35):
Yeah, fair enough, but unfortunately our podcast, so I'm going
to say that she is posh.
Speaker 2 (41:40):
We stay here exactly, but yeah, she just speaks very posh, Yeah,
Anna Jackson, Anna Jackson. So yeah, well there you go. Anna.
Speaker 4 (41:51):
This is exactly why we do the podcast. That is
why we're talking cheese. Because Kirius apologize and I've gone
and stuck by that. I still think you posh, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
Perfect? Right? What are you doing this week? Let's see?
Speaker 1 (42:10):
I am home this week. Wow, I've got lots of
doctor's appointments.
Speaker 2 (42:16):
Oh, very fun. So I'm excited about that.
Speaker 1 (42:20):
I've got laundry to do with so much laundry, so
much unpacking, repacking. I'm working. So the next three weeks
I'm going to be traveling. I'm playing in the Memorial
pro Am. I'm going to New York and then I've
got Canadian Open and then the US Open. So this
is kind of my last week before a big push,
(42:41):
big push for the summer, and then that's kind of
my last big This is gonna be my last big
push coming up starting next week and then Nice start
to breathe again.
Speaker 2 (42:50):
What about you? Very nice? I'm going stamp for this week.
Speaker 4 (42:52):
I'm doing the announcement for in booth for the LPGi
at Mexico. So we returned back to my Yeah, it'd
be really fun, actually, Mike Cobra. So I'm looking forward
to doing that. I'll be going to New York Wednesday morning, okay,
and back. But I'm on a stretch now. I'm not
home till light end of June. Wow, I know, because
(43:13):
then I've got us open shot. Right then we go
to a family vacation in New Jersey with Carli's family.
Speaker 3 (43:20):
Fine, where do you guys go in New Jersey?
Speaker 2 (43:22):
I don't know. I just show up they their family holiday.
Speaker 4 (43:27):
We actually they actually did it in Jacksonville as year,
which was obviously great for us. But they have a
lot of family, like Carli's originally family's originally from Philly,
so a lot their family are kind of in that.
Speaker 2 (43:36):
They go down the shore, go down the shore.
Speaker 4 (43:38):
Yeah, so her mum's just booked as a massive rental.
Speaker 2 (43:42):
It's cool.
Speaker 4 (43:43):
Apart from one of her sisters and her family, everyone's going.
So it'll be nice to see the whole family. And
it's always good with all when all the kiddos get together.
Speaker 2 (43:50):
Yeah, that's on the beach. Yeah, it's just fun. So yeah,
we're looking forward to it. That's great.
Speaker 1 (43:54):
Well, I think I I I got all of my
notes that I made most thank you. This was this
was my note. It's chalcol and cheese. Oh I didn't
get to this one. Slagging off.
Speaker 2 (44:03):
I learned that this.
Speaker 4 (44:04):
Oh no, that's awesome. Yeah, like you slugging, like you slagging.
Speaker 1 (44:07):
Someone off, but slag someone off and there's also a slag.
Speaker 4 (44:10):
Yeah, Like those are different things. Yes, I've taught you
what slag is. I've taught you what slag.
Speaker 2 (44:22):
Is, yes, but I hadn't used it in like a sentence, like.
Speaker 4 (44:26):
A yeah, and like slagging someone off like that's that Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (44:31):
Yeah, but I just I was hearing it a lot
this week, so it just was.
Speaker 4 (44:36):
A great work in slack slagging. It's one of my favorite.
It's one of my favorite adjectives.
Speaker 2 (44:41):
Actually, I like that.
Speaker 3 (44:42):
Yeah, I have issue an apology to Anna check.
Speaker 2 (44:45):
Uh this is well now I've read I wrote.
Speaker 7 (44:50):
This is when Mel was straight parentheses, her little buddy,
her little buddy, guys, fucking hell.
Speaker 2 (45:02):
Mixed out of her room.
Speaker 1 (45:03):
Yeah that was a word mohawk, question mark, Mel bikini photos,
Xander Cigars, Hallie Jewelry, got it perfect?
Speaker 5 (45:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (45:13):
Oh god?
Speaker 1 (45:15):
All right, Well, I hope everybody loved this episode of
Quiet Place, which was just essentially the Sunday roast of Mel.
Speaker 3 (45:23):
I love when we actually get together.
Speaker 2 (45:25):
Can you believe? Okay, can I say so?
Speaker 4 (45:27):
Can you believe Carli actually knows every pretty much every
single story of my past and she's still to marry me.
Speaker 2 (45:34):
Yeah that's right there, love, Well, it makes us love
you more. And Mel's are today, I know, I really
it's it was. There are some things I wish I
could take back.
Speaker 4 (45:49):
Of course we all have those, but I definitely have
more than most that's okay, but it's all good.
Speaker 2 (45:54):
Listen.
Speaker 4 (45:57):
You gotta do things when you otherwise you get away
with it and you're order and you can get married
and have children and Definitey Connors.
Speaker 2 (46:04):
Yeah, it's less cute. It's less cute when you're older.
Speaker 4 (46:06):
Great words, less cute to be just slagging it around
when you're a little bit older.
Speaker 2 (46:10):
So yeah, all good fun.
Speaker 4 (46:11):
But yeah, I'm glad that we'll got brought up a
dinner and everyone i'd chuckle over over their.
Speaker 1 (46:15):
Baratta, right chuckle. All right, Well, I hope everybody has
a lovely week. Everyone listening. You guys, just think about
a name that you want for the Quiet Please fans.
Speaker 2 (46:25):
Let us please let us know.
Speaker 1 (46:27):
We get to fifteen episodes and we're all we think
that we're so cool that we've got a fan base
that has a name.
Speaker 3 (46:32):
So that's our goal here.
Speaker 1 (46:34):
But have fun up in New York, Mel and I'll
talk to you next week.
Speaker 2 (46:38):
Bye, May.
Speaker 3 (46:41):
Thanks for listening to Quiet. Please, we'll be back next
week with more golf caps and we want to hear
from you.
Speaker 2 (46:46):
Leave us a review in Apple Podcasts and tell us
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Speaker 1 (46:52):
Our next show, Quiet Please, is hosted by Mel Reed
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Speaker 3 (46:56):
Our executive producer is Jesse Katz. Our supervising producer is
Grace Views. Our producer is Zoe Danklas.
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Speaker 2 (00:23):
Hello everyone, welcome.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
To Quiet Please.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
It has been a week for the Quiet Please Girls,
Quiet Pleasers, QP sus shirts. I don't know, we don't
have a name for ourselves yet just the post of
this podcast.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
Yeah, I thought you went the fun base, but the
fun based what do we call that?
Speaker 2 (00:41):
In the shushes?
Speaker 1 (00:43):
I like sushars, I like qps, like quts, like cups.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
I don't know, I think that I think.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
That Okay, maybe I don't think that it's cool.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
For you for us like to name our own fan base.
I think they have to name themselves.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
That's true, Okay.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
And then, as Tom guys on, hopefully you get at
like proper posse of people and they can.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Yeah, like the giggly squad has has the gigglers and
the toast has the toasters or the swirlies the gurly swirlies.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Okay, we'll then decide once once we get enough. Kira,
we're getting.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
There, fine, Hi, how are you, I'm a bit tired.
How was your week at the PGA Championship.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
It was, yeah, I was good.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
I was doing World Feed last week, which was great
for CBS, which was I've never done World Feed before,
so it was.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Yeah. People that don't know what the World Seed is.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
So basically, when you have like the main coverage whenever
there's a commercial in the US, obviously it's not really
very relevant in other countries like Japan and Australia, and
so that's what I take over. So I every like
basically twenty minutes, and obviously they can change like ten minutes.
I come in for maybe two three minutes because we'd
still carry on the coverage, but for international players, so
(01:56):
we'll show like the South Africans and the Japanese players
and Australians and British and so that's where my voice
comes in.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
So it's basically for the world to listen to. Very cool.
Was that a good explanation?
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Great explanation. How's your Japanese?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Thank you?
Speaker 4 (02:11):
How's my Japanese arigatos?
Speaker 1 (02:14):
As far as it goes, you're not actually doing it
in Japanese, they're.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Just taking year.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
No, I'm not doing it in Japanese. No, I can
barely do it in English. So I'm doing it.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
And you were also at PGA champ.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
With I was the first three days with Golf Channel,
which is really fun. I got to do the late show,
and then Thursday to Sunday, as I mentioned, I got
to do sky and it.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Was so much fun.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
So Sky Sports is for the British people, for the
people of the UK.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Yeah, no, one have fun, have fun exactly. Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
They give each other such a hard time. The Americans could.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Never like the things that they say to each other.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
I'm like, oh, hr yeah, red red flag.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Just yeah, we have a different humor. Oh yeah, I
miss it.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
I know.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
I'm glad you got to experience it. Carry see, I'm
not as bad as you think. Now I might changed
down in America.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
You're a right prize compared to some of that.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Oh yes, oh yes.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
So a couple of them have been listening to the show.
You're Katie the production manager. She comes in and she goes,
you know, you guys are like chalk and cheese.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Yeah. I was like, oh, that's so great. I've never
heard that.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
But I don't know which one's chalk and which one's cheese.
But it's so funny.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
I think I'm cheese. Hmm, do you think I'm chalk? Yeah?
You just like you, don't you just goody teachers and
I'm not.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
You're like, how do I say this about offending?
Speaker 4 (03:47):
I'm like, I know, I feel like you've had a
lot of offending things said to you if you've worked
for Sky, So I'm trying to be nice.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Oh no, that's okay. I have into it at this point.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
So we were both at PJ champ and we actually
met for dinner one night.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Didn't we made an effort? Did we did?
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Just for context meet and Kira obviously doing this have
become like obviously we have become pretty good like close friends.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Oh my god, you're a close friend.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Well, I think so on my Instagram you are. So
you've been promotis you've been promoted? I felt this like
I feel like at the last few dinners we've had
when we've been at the same tournament has been like
really hilarious and like Mandy's been Amanda's been with us
Balianus as well, and I feel like we've constantly been giggling.
But every time I looked over this time you were
taking notes because one of my friends was at dinner
(04:31):
and kind of rinsing me a bit and giving you
some good stuff. So I'm intrigued to see what you
actually did and wrote down because I know a lot
of TMI was shared at the dinner. So I'm quite
intrigued as to how much of a shit show this
is going to be.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Well, I go through life now just constantly thinking about
the show and oh, this would be funny, Oh we
have to talk about this, blah blah blah, and I
forget ninety nine percent of it when we actually sit
down to record. So I especially last week because we
we were both working, we're there, I was just trying
to write down as much as I could, so wouldn't
forget it.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
So can we do.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
A quick, like little recap of the week and kind
of give everybody some some of that stuff, and then
we'll we'll wrap with the Sunday roast of Melvine.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
All the things I wrote down.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Okay, So Scottie Shuffler, Yes, surprise, surprise.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Win's the PGA Championship five shot victory at Quail Hollow,
kind of tried to give it away on the front nine,
came back with an amazing performance on the back. Bryson
and John Rahm were in it for a minute and Scotty.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Doing Scotty things, Just Scotty doing Scotty things. Yeah, where'd
you think? I mean, I'm not surprised. I thought it was.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
It starts to get a little bit interesting, didn't it
at probably the turn on the on the Sunday. But
then they all wilted away and Scotty just being Scotty
just didn't make any mistakes and felt like you got
a little bit of energy and made a couple birdies
when you needed to, and boom all of a sudden
and he had a six stroke lead going down eighteen.
So very happy for Scotty. I think he's just a
(06:07):
good guy, do you know what I mean. Like he's
not like a Bryson or like even like I feel
like a Rory, like even is pressed up. I just
think he's just an all around good dude. Like he's
got a great family. Like I don't know, whenever he wins,
I just want to watch how his family react because
I just think it's I don't know, it's emotional, and
I just think that like his whole family have just
raised like a really good, humble young man, but has
(06:28):
like this killering like instinct to win, and it's like
the most perfect combination.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
I think.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
I loved seeing his reaction at the end. For a second,
I thought it was just going to be the pure
emotion of having one the hug with Ted Scott. But
then he throws his hat and he yells and has
has this very rare for Scotty, genuine human reaction and
that was great. And then I love seeing him with
his son Bennett, and he brings him into scoring and
(06:56):
so so cute.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Dude, so cute, so cute, like the whole thing in
the scoring, Like they took a picture of him just
playing with his yardish book and like the eighty I.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Mean that's just like, I mean, it's the dream.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
It's so cute, and this little boy has no fucking
idea how good is that is, Like he's one all
this stuff anyway, it's very cool. And just his wife Meredith,
and just the whole the whole team. You know, he
gets a lot of praise, but there's so much more
to it than just him, the whole background and team
and his family, and I just think he's just it's
just really cool. Whenever he wins, I think it's just
(07:29):
really good. I think I like seeing it.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Yeah, And I mean there was all that stuff in
the beginning of the year about the if you hadn't
heard about his injury, he cut his hand making ravioli
Christmas on a wine glass. They were using the like
in a rental house or something, and they were using
wine glasses to cut the dough of the ravioli. And
then that that really messed him up for a bit
(07:52):
and finally comes back kind of in full forest just
a couple of weeks ago at the Byron Nelson he
wins by eight and we didn't even talk about his
win that week because it just felt so like a oh,
Scotty one.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Yeah, great to see him back, you know.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Of course he won the Dallas events where he lives NBD.
It's not like a major's PGA Tour event, so he's
expected to just go crazy. But then for him to
come back into this PGA Championship made major championship category
of winning is a big deal and something that I'm
sure has been eluding him for just a bit in this.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
First half of the year. So in that regard, it
was it was cool to see.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Him back, and it was nice to see, you know,
because in the beginning of the week, the leaderboard was
a little bit sus all of the big stars were
kind of not showing up, so it was it was
nice to see John Rahm and Bryson to Shambeau make
it more of a show, especially in that you know,
like holes seven to fifteen.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Yeah, and then things kind of fell apart from there. Yeah. No,
I agree, that was a good recap things.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Is there anybody else that was impressive to you? Any
other storylines? I I didn't talk.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
At all your thoughts on that.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
From like a player's perspective.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
I'm a little bit in between because I so I'm
just purely going to think of this as a play
mentality now, go player, Okay, Okay. I think he does
a lot of media, and I think that he is
incredible with the media. He's very open, he gives everybody
kind of what they want to hear. But from his perspective,
he's always been incredible relationship with the media. There must
(09:26):
be something behind this why he's not speaking to the media,
And I'm going to give him the benefit of doubt
right now, but I think if it keeps happening. I
might have a different opinion, but I think that this
is his first major back from winning the Masters and
completely the Grand Slam and the driver issues that he
had during the week he had to switch his driver
because non conforming. I feel that it was just odd
(09:47):
that he wasn't speaking to the media from my side,
but I feel like there's something I don't know, not
in a dramatic way going on.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
I just think that something's.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Yeah, I mean, there's always so much more to the
story than of course yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Oh, we know.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
The whole thing with the non conforming driver.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
It was that is something that happens every week on
it like you've had your equipment tested a million times.
I'm sure you've had things like this happened before. It's
just it's not a big deal. And I could only
imagine that was really annoying to have people then start saying,
you know, the some of the headlines were crazy, and
it's just because it's you know, this is the guy
(10:21):
that just won the Master's Tournament, whereas you know, Scotty
said after that his was non conforming as well. Lexander
was talking about how it's not that big of a deal,
but other guys had their stuff tested.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Happens all the time.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
You just switch out the driver head and off you go.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
I mean, I know it's a little bit different because
every driver head is slightly different, but I don't know,
just just seemed like any anything to make.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
A story was the that and that yeah annoying. I mean,
what did you think you should have spokee the media?
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Yeah? I think that on you know, if he didn't
want to speak Thursday, Friday, Saturday because he didn't play well,
see if you didn't want to play those speak those
days because he was annoyed about how we played fair enough,
I do think as the Master's Champion and just having
completed the career Grand Slam and you're coming off of
this incredible high, and most fans don't care at all
(11:12):
about this driver thing. It's such a specific bubble issue
that we all make to be such a bigger thing
because we live in it.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
We're in it, you know.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Setting that aside, I think that, Yeah, the fans would
have loved to hear from Rory. Yeah, you know, it
would have been the first time in a major championship
to talk to them, But who knows.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
I feel like the guys are talking like, you know,
I don't want to do it straight after, which I
totally get. I do get like you're emotional, You're probably
gonna say something you don't want to.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Yeah, Shane said that.
Speaker 4 (11:37):
Yeah, And I understand that. I actually I really do.
But I also feel like you kind of the reason
that you get paid so much, a lot of it
is because of the media. Yeah, and so in my opinion,
I'm like, you guys are making stupid money, Like I
feel like you just need to calm down a minute
(11:58):
and do interviews.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
I'm sorry. I just think that it's part of the job.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
Athletes have to do it all over the you know,
tennis players, they have to do it straight after their match.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Like it's just what it is.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
Like I feel that it's just part and part of
the of the business and the job. And so that's
where I'm a little bit like I'm going to give
him the benefit of that this week, and I'm just
going to go something was going on, and I feel
like he just wanted to quite the noise a little bit,
maybe refocus after the Masters, like he's probably not sure
practice it as much, and so he just wants to
be like just do my own thing. But this whole
thing with the media stuff, I'm like, goys, come on,
(12:29):
like I feel like you should speak like this is
what it's about, Like the fans want to hear about stuff,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Totally setting very aside and giving him the benefit of
it up for the week.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
Just as an overall concept.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
I have always really been passionate about the fact that
this is an entertainment product. Were here to sell things.
This is all about money. This is the only you know,
when it all comes down to it. Yeah, of course
we love the beauty of the game and the competition
and the stories.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
At the end of the day, it's about money.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Yeah, and that money comes from the fans and the
advertising that's sold against broadcasts, and that's how this works.
Like the three point seven million dollar prize pool isn't
just for fun. So I mean, this is, you know,
kind of harsh to say, but like, if you don't
want to do interviews, go play USGA, you know, go
(13:21):
play in the mid am.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Go play I agree with them. I agree with that, amateur.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
And so then you don't have to talk to anybody
because you're not getting paid to do it.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Then you don't.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
You don't have to give a single interview, So I
just you know, in that regard, like, I'm also saying
that from a media perspective, so I'm not agree.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
That I agree that way.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
I agree with the understand So I'm gonna give the
benefit of doubt. But if it keeps happening, then I'll
be like, oh, that's I think.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
And if they want to wait half an hour, like
no one's.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
No issues, we wait, we will wait.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
We do wait, we we do, actually we do wait,
we do.
Speaker 4 (13:52):
Side note as well, I don't know what is going on,
but you are making a big impact on the female
fans that coming through because I saw maybe two open
so shoes the entire week. The movement is happening, Kira.
You have finally been an influencer. The ladies are listening.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
It's always been my dream to help people, and I
know that I am helping the people of the women
that attend golf tournaments by making sure that their footwear
is appropriate, their toes are protected and they don't have
nasty toe jam in between their toes.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
In the end, I mean, this is this is That
was my decoration change.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
Thank you well, it was gross and raining for the
first three days.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
I had my wellies on, could go well, said thank you,
And I just felt that it was important to share
with the people of North Carolina that were planning on
attending the golf tournament that should they decide to wear
their fancy sneakers, that they were going to regret it.
And I felt it was incumbent upon me, as a
woman of the people, to share that.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
So I'm really happy that you felt that the impact
was felt.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
It was very much felt.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
And then another starting thing that I noted and I
kind of knew this anyway, but I spent a bunch
of time in North Carolina. Do the guys have to
wear short shorts or something? Because short shorts like.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
The penguins, But it's the march of the southern frat brow.
I saw these massive groups of college boys in these
little khaki short shorts.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Like a fabric golf club belt, you know, logo, the
stitched on belt and then blue the blue Polo light
blue Carolina blue target in the pocket.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Oh yeah, yeah, the sunglasses that have the.
Speaker 4 (15:34):
Little by Yeah, no, it's a it's definitely it's a
look look, yeah it is actually is.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
So I saw a bunch of that.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
So every every time I walked him, I was like, Jesus,
there's so many of them.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
There are packs.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Yeah, I know, I was in it was in the
golf cart at one point trying to get to my
interview position, and we just had to fight through a
river of these Southern and they're like a little drunk.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Just such a disaster.
Speaker 4 (16:06):
I mean, I'm not I'm not against the short shorts.
I'm not, but it was just the short short. I
don't want short short, but the amount of them was.
I love shorts.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
I went short, way too short for my age at
this point. No, no, I do care. We're not putting age.
We're not. We're putting age on short. I probably should
wear ones blow my knickers, okay, well maybe below your nickers.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
I had two Bryson stories for you from the interview
position at the sky cart.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
One was his interview on Saturday.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
I want to say.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
He comes over, you know, because he's trying to get
to the range, comes over really fast.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
He's like trying to.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Get in get out, and his manager guy hands.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Him a chocolate chip cookie right before the interview, and uh,
he steps up to the cart ready to go and
he just takes a massive bite in the middle of
the inner deal and I was and he and he stops.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
He goes, cookie's really good. We're all live television. It's
that weird.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
It's a little weird, but like it's Brison and like whatever,
whatever it takes to get him to show up to
the interview. If you want to cookie, I don't care.
I mean, he kind of created this funny, genuine moment.
And then you know, before another question, he also he
took another bite and just slamming this cookie before he's
trying to go to the range.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Whatever it needs to do, so speak with his mouthful.
He did, Yeah, he did, but he spoke. That's all
I care about.
Speaker 4 (17:31):
Okay, that's fair enough. N whatever you go to do.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
You want a cookie, I'll have a platter. I'll have
a platter of cookies for you. Just come over and
do the interview whatever. Yeah, and then uh, Sunday, after
he finished, he I guess. So the cart is like
is in the camera in vision and then you can
kind of see on the sides of it the media
area that we're in, so you can see people walking
(17:55):
by and stuff.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
And he was walking in on one.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Like the left side of the car, and I guess
he had seen Todd Lewis, who works for Golf Channel,
and kind of off camera, Todd was like, how did
it go? And Bryson is acting out being punched in
the face like this over and over again, and you
can just see him on the side of the cart,
and then he walks up for the interview, and of
course we captured that, so the producers play it back
(18:19):
in the broadcast in slow motion.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
Oh that's prittiant. She just punched dude, he's entertaining.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Give him that. I love it. It was so great.
What else happened? Lastly?
Speaker 4 (18:40):
Can we talk about Well, I always got broken into Oh.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Yes, okay, so this was horrible.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
So halle Hallie Ledbetter, who's one of our buzzies, was robbed.
Somebody actually got into her hotel room and took all
of her grandmother. She had this beautiful grandmother's jewelry, like
a locker, emerald earrings, something else, really sentimental stuff, the
stuff that she wore, some of her wedding jewelry. And
there's no cameras in North Carolina hotel room or hotel hallways,
(19:12):
so I don't know that what ended up happening, but
there it was a bigger story because it seemed like
this was an inside job the whole hotel was dealing with.
Speaker 4 (19:19):
So yeah, she posted about it, and I was like,
what hotel are you staying in? So she posted on
the Friday, so I said where are you staying? She
went on saying it so and so I said, oh
my god, I'm staying there. And I said, okay. That's
made me think now because on the Wednesday, I was
getting ready to go to dinner between like six and seven,
and I'm just on my laptop doing some work and
(19:39):
some like so you know when like somebody of room
service or somebody works at an employee will like say
hello not and then do the room key.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
There was none of that.
Speaker 4 (19:49):
There was just someone trying to like ram on my handle,
and I thought, oh, he's just trying to get in,
So I just thought I'll just wait to get in
and go no, I'm good. Well, this was going on
for like ten fifty seconds, and I thought, oh, oh god,
someone trying to break at my hotel room. And I
could feel like, you know, the tingling in the back
of your neck, and I was like, oh my god,
I'm like okay. So I'm like, I just shout hello,
(20:09):
and it stopped, and I thought, holy shit, someone's definitely
breaking in.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
So I go through the people. No one's there.
Speaker 4 (20:16):
So I ran the door open, and I see this
guy like walking off, like on the phone, and he
was not in like employee outfit or uniform, and it's
normal clothes, just normal clothes with like a bag. And
I was like, I just presumed, because you just don't
really think someone's going to try and break in it
like that time as well, and I just thought, Oh,
(20:36):
someone's obviously he's got the wrong room and just have
just messed up the room like room number. But then
when Hallie said that, I obviously text Hallie and was like, no, definitely,
And then we found out like four other people complained
about it.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Like about getting like trying someone get into the room. Yeah,
pretty scary. Yeah that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
I haven't I stay in hotel rooms all the time,
and I think I've kind of got and relaxed about
thinking about those things.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
And this was a good reminder of you never know.
Speaker 4 (21:05):
But there's no safe in this, so you couldn't have
put any stuff anywhere anyway. There's no safe in the hotel.
There's none in my hotel room. Anyways, I checked.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
I know.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
I just I don't travel with any valuable jewelry that
I'm not actively wearing, because the jewelry that I travel
with that is in my little jewelry box is cheap.
Whatever jewelry that I wear on camera, I don't have
anything valuable anymore. And that was a hard lesson learned from.
I think I told about this, but my bachelorette party,
(21:34):
oh yeah, in Mexico, and my best friend played the
trip and booked this gorgeous villa and the downstairs of
the villa was all bedrooms and the upstairs was the
common area, living space and a pool. So during the
day two in the afternoon, we're having a day party
in our pool upstairs.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
All the girls are up there.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
And later we saw on the ring camera that a
guy just walked straight into the front gate and he
went bedroom to bedroom and he took laptops, engagement rings,
family jewelry, all that stuff. For the record, I did
tell all of my friends, don't bring any of that
stuff with you, And does anyone listen to me.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
No, But it's not their fault.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
They should not not have that happen and the police
came and like what are we gonna do?
Speaker 3 (22:24):
There was nothing to be done, and it feels so
violating too.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
It was. It put a huge damper on the Bachelorette
because as soon as the robbery happened, we were like, okay,
let's all get on the boat and like have this day.
And my one of my best friends is sitting in
the corner like drinking a margarita crying because her engagement
ring was stolen. Horrible, absolutely horrible. Yeah, she did get
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it replaced with the bigger rock.
Speaker 4 (22:52):
But still tal is not the point of the story,
is it.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Point of the story is don't travel with valuables that
you're just leaving around.
Speaker 4 (23:02):
So she didn't say she got it, got nicked and
actually didn't just to get a bigger ring.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
No, no, no, it really got it, really got okay,
which was which was really sad. Oh. I have one
little funny thing from last week. I was working the
Late Show, which is like seven to nine generally. I
was done it like eight forty five, waiting for the
for the crew to wrap, and I was just kind
of pacing in the parking lot on FaceTime with Andrew.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
This is like on Tuesday night. I think it was
the night of the Champions dinner.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
I'm pacing in the parking lot FaceTime with Andrew and
who comes out to the parking lot but Xander Schoffle,
the defending champion, and he I don't know if you
saw this, he had done cigars as gifts for the
other guys at the at the Champions dinner and he
comes out with this bag of cigars and he kind
(23:51):
of he sees me on the phone.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
I wave like, hey, what's up?
Speaker 1 (23:53):
And he comes stomping over and he gets in the
FaceTime with Andrew and he's.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Like, hey, dude, you like light or die?
Speaker 3 (24:01):
And he was like, I'll take whatever.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
And Xander just shoved this giant stack of cigars in
my hands and he goes, here.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
You go enjoy.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
That's awesome. It was so sweet, and I was like,
all right, Seezander eggs, that's awesome. Does Andrew do cigars?
Speaker 1 (24:17):
He likes the cigar, but only on you know, social
special occasions. He's not like chewing a cigar just because
have you ever had a cigar?
Speaker 3 (24:27):
I think I've had a puff of my dad's cigar once,
and I.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Thought it was crazy. Bitch, crazy cat, you know me,
wild woman. Do you like cigars? No, I've tried to
have them many a time.
Speaker 4 (24:40):
I haven't had one for probably ten years, but I
tried to have one many a time.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
You know, just a party, you know.
Speaker 5 (24:45):
Cool.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Did you ever have a cigarette's face? Did you ever? Oh? Yeah, yeah,
me and my mates used to.
Speaker 4 (24:52):
Oh god, yeah, the menthols and we're had a few gays.
Oh my god, mate, yes, back in the day.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Oh yeah, I could do that. It was a thing,
wasn't it. It was a yeah.
Speaker 4 (25:02):
We used to get pack mar of a mental and
split them between like eight of us on an when
you're out disgusting, it's sires.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
I can't sgress. Yeah, yeah, menthel back in the day.
Oh yeah, Mel loved a Menthol.
Speaker 4 (25:17):
With my white heels on when I was straight, with
your your peep, no.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
Pizzas when you were straight. Okay, so great, This is
a perfect segue.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
It's a little earlier the show, but let's just go
full on Sunday rest here. So at dinner we got
deep into the story Mel story land. This includes an
interactive phase of this where all of you will need
to be googling face. So wait, can you take us
back to when Mel was straight and then how Mel
(25:49):
became not straight?
Speaker 4 (25:51):
Wait no, because I can't remember what I told you
because I definitely told you something it's not appropriate for
the podcast.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Well we don't have to do that, we could.
Speaker 4 (25:57):
Okay, okay, just okay. So you basically asked me at
dinner the same thing that Charlie wants asked me, like,
when did I become a leaser?
Speaker 2 (26:10):
Right? Is this what you're talking about? Well?
Speaker 3 (26:12):
Yeah, like when did you realize that you were a lesbian?
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Well, leasa, leasa.
Speaker 4 (26:16):
Well that's that's a great question because I don't know.
It's very much into boys, like just for what they
were cool like, but you know when I was, they
tasted like cherry a do you know what I mean?
Because we were so young and like I was, you
know what I mean cherry age And I don't know,
So I don't know. I just like the boys I
(26:37):
used to snog used to for some reason be addicted
to cherry aid.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
I don't know. It was the song's what's CHERRYO? Like
a cherry coke? Oh?
Speaker 4 (26:44):
Yah?
Speaker 2 (26:44):
So cool.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
I still don't have cherry coke. It makes me a bit,
It makes me throw off my mouth.
Speaker 5 (26:49):
But because it reminds you a fixture, it reminds me
of like, Okay, Also when I was straight, okay, I
used to be really attracted with really short man And
this is what we've talked about, is this where.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
Oh yeah, like really short men, like men are always
had beautiful faces.
Speaker 4 (27:06):
I don't know why I've very attracted to short men
like short mel loves a short king. It was, honestly,
I think it's because it's too much effort if I
had to like go look up and stuff. But anyway,
so I was into like the shorter stock here, like
rugby body. Ish I say that, my mate's give none
of your fucking boyfriends like a rugby player. But anyway,
(27:27):
and then I had this friend when I was like
sixteen now I was, yeah, sixteen, and we just fooled
around once she was a girl, and I was like, yeah,
that was okay.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
And then I just dibble deubled back and forth of it.
Speaker 4 (27:41):
And then I just quickly realized like, yeah, this is better.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
Yeah, this is just different. Yeah it's different, but still
I still give a good old run. For a little
while there, you gave it so much effort. I really
tried to be straight, I really did. It just was
not happening.
Speaker 4 (27:59):
So yeah, So when we were at dinner, one of
my friends brought one of my guys that I snogged
or something. I'm just gonna say snog, and he was
good looking.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
We found a picture of him. He was I did
look up a photo of this, but he's like five two.
He's a short king. But that's okay. Yeah, So I mean,
there's way more to this story.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
To be clear, your friend at dinner was not the
short sent.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
He brought up the short king.
Speaker 4 (28:30):
So I feel like I've lived a lot of lives
and I feel like whenever a subject gets brought up
at dinner, I'm like, I've got a story for that,
because I try and forget so much of my past
because it's just it's it's been a wild ride at times.
And Sean kindly brought up this bloke that I was
interested in when I was younger, like twenty two, and
(28:50):
it was and it just brought a lot of awful
memories and.
Speaker 3 (28:54):
So then that led us down this great path.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
So there is something called golf punk on the internet.
Speaker 6 (29:07):
Okay, And there are photos of melissayd I know, look
just full on serving model.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
First of all, I feel like I've been bamboozled into
this image of you, of someone who doesn't know how
to pose for the camera.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Meanwhile, you are posing in heels with cleavage. You also
have been boot is a strong stretch. That is a lie.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
You remember everyone thinking that you have peanuts on an
ironing board.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
I do look so hot in these pictures.
Speaker 4 (29:39):
Okay, So no, okay, okay, So golf point come up
to me and I just got in so hoim. So
They'm like, come on, this's a thing for Solheim. I
was like, all right, like get Ama comes down. I
was like twenty two. I was like whatever with bleached
blonde hair, bleach bond hair, which my best mate Brian
used to diet for me. It's cost me like one
it's cost us one pound fifty every like six weeks.
And then my fucking hairstart four out when I was
(30:00):
like twenty six, stop what you pay for anyway, That's
what I used to do my filfl rints. So anyway,
so I'm like, okay, fine, fuck it, I'll do it right.
And I had a labrador at the time, and I
was like, can my labrador come? It's like a support
like an emotional support and emotional support animal, because I
knew what I was going to do and I was
(30:20):
still uncomfortable, and my mum at the time was I'll
come with you, and I was like, okay, cool, So
I shoved this photo shoot. Okay, it's an underwear photo shoot. Right,
It's like the most comfortable IVE ever been in my life.
Speaker 3 (30:32):
And it's like lingerie.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
It's lingerie. Now.
Speaker 4 (30:36):
Bear in mind, like my mum, you know, being British,
like loved a little bevy. So they for some reason
had champagne on this thing. Looking back, it's fucking weird.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
Right, But.
Speaker 4 (30:49):
I wasn't drinking because I was a full on athlete
at the time, Like, no, no, nothing, I know.
Speaker 3 (30:54):
Wow, I didn't know that you ever had a phase
like that.
Speaker 4 (30:56):
Well, it was probably about five weeks. I think it
was to get in shape.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Anyway.
Speaker 4 (31:01):
So well, my mom's had like six glass of this
champagne and just wasted, like wasted, and she's just like,
oh my god, I've never seen you look so feminine
and oh my god, gorgeous. So I'm just like all right, whatever.
So I'm just like in my flow at this point.
I'm like everyone's drying a part for me, so I'm
just like okay, cool, I'll just like whatever. And then
(31:21):
they're like, oh my god, should we get your dog
in the hold? I was like what, and they're like, yeah,
Let's get.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
Some like real high heels on.
Speaker 4 (31:29):
Let's get like this sea through gown thing on with
your underwear and like myndoor wasn't see through, and then
let's put like this chain around you dog and you
hold the dog like on the other side. It's really
fucking weirdly thinking about it, and it's something that I
really regret doing. But they're like put like sandwiches out.
So my dog was like.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
Hang, hang, hang like the camera and I'm hanging on
for de like my neck.
Speaker 4 (31:55):
You know, I'm a bit consciou about my thick neck.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
My thick neck.
Speaker 4 (31:58):
I think that's where I got it from, because that's.
Speaker 3 (32:01):
Only developed this self consciousness.
Speaker 4 (32:03):
Yes, because my veins were popping out. I'm whold on
with dear life to my massive fucking labrador and it's
just gobbling up these like cucumber and fucking cheese sandwiches,
and it got publicized.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
It's literally my hen do at my hand.
Speaker 4 (32:20):
It was all over the house, on the outside the house,
my mates, but posters of this stuff, like all over
the house. It was everywhere, like the outdoor of the house,
everybody walked past, just a normal person. It was just
it was like a massive photo of me. It was
It's one of the I really want to get it
off the internet and it just won't obviously.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
No, there are screenshots that will live forever, at least
with all of your friends that love you and support
you so much.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
Why fucking hell. And it was just the whole day.
Speaker 3 (32:53):
Wait okay, so so that made me giggle.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
And then the thing I think was the funniest story
that day was you're a mohawk?
Speaker 2 (33:03):
Oh shit? Okay, so.
Speaker 4 (33:08):
Okay, there would be a live TV show and An
and Deck, who are quite famous presenters in the UK.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
We used to be called Black or Red.
Speaker 4 (33:15):
It was like half the Ordiers choose Black, half the
Ordians choose Red, and they get celebrities in or whoever
to do these two challenges against each other and whoever wins,
Like if you're on the Black team, they win, right
and whatever.
Speaker 3 (33:25):
So this is like a Jimmy Fallon type of show.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
Yeah, this is like the one time show. Yeah, so
I show up and I'm on the black team. So
how old are you at this point? I was with
my first girlfriend, so I would have been.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
We remember our lives based on the relationship.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
Probably twenty two or twenty three.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Yeah, two, but a big star like new One, the
scene huge in UK golf life, right.
Speaker 4 (33:48):
So so my girlfriend's actually with me and she's just
in the waiting room whatever with my agent at the time,
and they're like, right, you're going to make up and
I'm like, yeah, cool. Well this woman was just awesome,
like she was edgy. She was cool, like this makeup
artist girl. And she's like, oh my god, like love
your hair and I was like, oh, thank you. And
she's like, de usee purple rinse and I was like,
(34:10):
for a matter of fact, I do. I was like,
I do quite regulation love it, love like the purpleness
in it. And I'm like, okay, I don't think it
was meant for that, but I'm going for Thank's not
the look I'm going for. So she's like, oh my god,
yeahs so thick, Like can I do something really cool?
I was like, bitch, do you I was like, I
trust you with my life. I've spoke to you now
for two minutes. Literally, just I trust you with my life,
(34:30):
do anything you want. I just loved her. So she
spins me around and she's just chatted me and we're
just chatting like blah blah blah blah blah. And I
was doing it with Paul Casey, right, he was on
the Red Team, and he obviously needs five minutes to
get ready because he's a bloke and it's so easy for.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
Guys, right, totally.
Speaker 4 (34:47):
So I've been in there for like an hour and
a half and it's getting quite close to when I'm
on air. So Paul comes in and Paul, I haven't
seen myself at this point. Yeah, okay, I'm still facing
my back is still against the mirror. And Paul just
goes well, and I was like, I was like, you're good.
He's like okay, and I'm like, all right, that's fucking rude.
I was like whatever, I'm like, sure, she just put
(35:08):
my hair up in a bun because that's all I have.
When she put in the one thousand, eight hundred and
fifty sixth hair gripin, I was probably like, h I
don't think this is my normal message.
Speaker 3 (35:19):
This is when I'm going to start questioning this hairstyle, and.
Speaker 4 (35:23):
I'm thinking to myself, and we've been in here like
nearly two hours.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
I'm pretty sure that's not how long it should take.
Speaker 4 (35:28):
So she's like, Okay, are you ready to see this mathpiece?
Speaker 2 (35:33):
And I was like, let's go, babe.
Speaker 4 (35:35):
She spins me around and I'm like, holy shit, I
am not joking.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
I have a probably a nine inch mohawk.
Speaker 4 (35:46):
Like she's scraped my hair up, and my purple rinse
is like listening in the line and it is just
so high, and I've.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
Been turned around.
Speaker 4 (35:55):
My agent walks in and my agent, VICKI, was like,
oh my god.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
And I was like, oh my god.
Speaker 4 (36:02):
And then Vicky's like and they go, okay, two minutes
air like two minutes you get ready and to get ready,
and I'm like what I was like, I like, I
don't have time to fix it. So Vicky just starts
like patting it down like she's like too much, too much,
and I'm like, yeah, no ship, VICKI like, oh my god.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
So I'm like trying to pat it down.
Speaker 4 (36:21):
And then my clothes obviously got sent to the like
they needed to be a certain cloth. So my worst
nightmare is like tight top, baggy bottoms. I'd prefer type
botoms baggy top.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
Right. Well, this T shirt, this shirt.
Speaker 4 (36:35):
That I wore barely covered my midrift, and then my
shorts went like below my knee, and then to wear
like black shoes, Kira, I have never even my girlfriend
at time when I walked in and she was like,
oh my god, as if you're going out to like
ten million people like that, I was like, yeah, my
life saver, and I had to. I actually ended up
(36:55):
winning the challenge somehow.
Speaker 3 (36:57):
So this this is a very.
Speaker 4 (37:03):
Oh god, I mean, oh god, No, it's so bad.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
It's so I'm like shaking from trauma. It's so good.
Speaker 3 (37:14):
It should I make it by background of my phone?
Please we change the cover art of the podcast.
Speaker 4 (37:20):
Okay, so everyone's always like, why do you always wear
your hair up in a burm because of trauma? Like that,
I don't let I don't trust anyone anymore.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
Well, I will say, you have.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
You have branched out and hair and makeup at NBC
lately and you've let them do a ponytail.
Speaker 4 (37:36):
Yeah, that's because I really trust Jess and the other
She's done a good job with the But no, I'm like, no,
no more spinning me around, no more like let oh,
your hair is so thick, we could do anything. I'm like, yeah,
I know, but no, So I've got PTSD from it.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
Right, I mean honestly, rightfully, so I would too.
Speaker 4 (37:53):
I told a set and so we went on a
trip to me like this like trouble thing. This influenced me,
set and Amanda and it was like three days into
this trip and I bought this story up and Cassette
literally fell off.
Speaker 2 (38:06):
She was like, you must have a picture. I've somehow found.
Speaker 3 (38:08):
That picture, and now I have the picture, and now.
Speaker 4 (38:11):
It's been sent everywhere all over the place. Even Amanda
even sent it to our producer last week and he
just sent it to me midway through the world feed last.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
Week and I'm like, oh my god, I'm like, what
just bringing out?
Speaker 4 (38:23):
Because we brought up at dinner. So yeah, last week
brought up a lot of trauma. So thank you to
my wonderful friends for that. It was, Yeah, it really was.
It was fun. It was I don't mind, Hey, listen,
I did it. It's a good story. I'll write a
book one day. And you just got to laugh about it.
That's what I think I don't get embarrassed very easily.
Speaker 3 (38:40):
And totally no. No, it was all a good bad Yeah.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
Maybe I'll bring the mohawk back one day.
Speaker 4 (38:46):
Oh my god, can you imagine I should lose a
bat and just have it online to you.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
Are Halloween or something, or maybe we should do a
thing where we dress up as mel read from different
phases of life.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
Oh god, no, please?
Speaker 4 (39:04):
Oh you asked me when I realized I was lesbian.
When I was like eight years old, I made my
mom like shave the back of my head and like
have curtains, and so that was probably a turning point.
That's probably when she was like curtains, curns. You know
what curtains are like, like, like, do you remember back
in the day, you're you're back in the day when
the boys used to have like like Leonardo DiCaprio hair,
(39:26):
like with the like the McDonald's m in the middle.
To us, curtains, Yeah, we call them curtains. I think
we call it.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
Just a flow.
Speaker 4 (39:36):
Well, you have to be a bit more literal. In America,
we called it as a hairstyle curtains. Okay, my British
fans will know what that means.
Speaker 3 (39:44):
Okay, what did your parents say when you told them
you were a lesbian?
Speaker 4 (39:47):
They were like, like, we know, no ship, thanks literally, thanks,
well carry on. My dad was actually I told my
dad He's like all right, and he says we all
I like women, so I get it, okay, And then
my mom was like, yeah, no ship.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
I was like, Oh, that was it. That was any conversation,
big coming out story. Trust me.
Speaker 4 (40:09):
We'll get into this in another episode. But with my family,
that was the That.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
Was the least of the least of of the worries.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
Oh my gosh, my face hurts from laughing from no.
Speaker 4 (40:21):
No, I did, I did. I did really try, but
it just wasn't for me. Just wasn't for me.
Speaker 2 (40:25):
You tried, you, I did so attracted just not just no.
Speaker 1 (40:30):
Yes, you can appreciate good looking things without being fully
attracted to them.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
Oh we do have to do one thing. We have
to issue an apology to one Anna Jackson. I got
a very enraged voice note from her accusing for about
us accusing. When I say us, I mean you accusing
her of being posh.
Speaker 2 (40:56):
She is posh, She's she goes.
Speaker 1 (40:59):
I have one friend named Chip because of something funny
that happened to her once.
Speaker 3 (41:04):
Not because of anything else. And I don't know anybody
named Poppy.
Speaker 4 (41:08):
Or Pippa, Noa, Sorry Anna, you posh's I don't know
why she took offense to it being posh is It's
just I think anyone south of Watford Gap is posh.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
So just leave it. It's all right, Anna.
Speaker 1 (41:25):
Well, I just let the record state that Anna formally
denies these claims and we will have to revisit at
a later date when we have her on the show
all these days.
Speaker 4 (41:35):
Yeah, fair enough, but unfortunately our podcast, so I'm going
to say that she is posh.
Speaker 2 (41:40):
We stay here exactly, but yeah, she just speaks very posh, Yeah,
Anna Jackson, Anna Jackson. So yeah, well there you go. Anna.
Speaker 4 (41:51):
This is exactly why we do the podcast. That is
why we're talking cheese. Because Kirius apologize and I've gone
and stuck by that. I still think you posh, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
Perfect? Right? What are you doing this week? Let's see?
Speaker 1 (42:10):
I am home this week. Wow, I've got lots of
doctor's appointments.
Speaker 2 (42:16):
Oh, very fun. So I'm excited about that.
Speaker 1 (42:20):
I've got laundry to do with so much laundry, so
much unpacking, repacking. I'm working. So the next three weeks
I'm going to be traveling. I'm playing in the Memorial
pro Am. I'm going to New York and then I've
got Canadian Open and then the US Open. So this
is kind of my last week before a big push,
(42:41):
big push for the summer, and then that's kind of
my last big This is gonna be my last big
push coming up starting next week and then Nice start
to breathe again.
Speaker 2 (42:50):
What about you? Very nice? I'm going stamp for this week.
Speaker 4 (42:52):
I'm doing the announcement for in booth for the LPGi
at Mexico. So we returned back to my Yeah, it'd
be really fun, actually, Mike Cobra. So I'm looking forward
to doing that. I'll be going to New York Wednesday morning, okay,
and back. But I'm on a stretch now. I'm not
home till light end of June. Wow, I know, because
(43:13):
then I've got us open shot. Right then we go
to a family vacation in New Jersey with Carli's family.
Speaker 3 (43:20):
Fine, where do you guys go in New Jersey?
Speaker 2 (43:22):
I don't know. I just show up they their family holiday.
Speaker 4 (43:27):
We actually they actually did it in Jacksonville as year,
which was obviously great for us. But they have a
lot of family, like Carli's originally family's originally from Philly,
so a lot their family are kind of in that.
Speaker 2 (43:36):
They go down the shore, go down the shore.
Speaker 4 (43:38):
Yeah, so her mum's just booked as a massive rental.
Speaker 2 (43:42):
It's cool.
Speaker 4 (43:43):
Apart from one of her sisters and her family, everyone's going.
So it'll be nice to see the whole family. And
it's always good with all when all the kiddos get together.
Speaker 2 (43:50):
Yeah, that's on the beach. Yeah, it's just fun. So yeah,
we're looking forward to it. That's great.
Speaker 1 (43:54):
Well, I think I I I got all of my
notes that I made most thank you. This was this
was my note. It's chalcol and cheese. Oh I didn't
get to this one. Slagging off.
Speaker 2 (44:03):
I learned that this.
Speaker 4 (44:04):
Oh no, that's awesome. Yeah, like you slugging, like you slagging.
Speaker 1 (44:07):
Someone off, but slag someone off and there's also a slag.
Speaker 4 (44:10):
Yeah, Like those are different things. Yes, I've taught you
what slag is. I've taught you what slag.
Speaker 2 (44:22):
Is, yes, but I hadn't used it in like a sentence, like.
Speaker 4 (44:26):
A yeah, and like slagging someone off like that's that Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (44:31):
Yeah, but I just I was hearing it a lot
this week, so it just was.
Speaker 4 (44:36):
A great work in slack slagging. It's one of my favorite.
It's one of my favorite adjectives.
Speaker 2 (44:41):
Actually, I like that.
Speaker 3 (44:42):
Yeah, I have issue an apology to Anna check.
Speaker 2 (44:45):
Uh this is well now I've read I wrote.
Speaker 7 (44:50):
This is when Mel was straight parentheses, her little buddy,
her little buddy, guys, fucking hell.
Speaker 2 (45:02):
Mixed out of her room.
Speaker 1 (45:03):
Yeah that was a word mohawk, question mark, Mel bikini photos,
Xander Cigars, Hallie Jewelry, got it perfect?
Speaker 5 (45:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (45:13):
Oh god?
Speaker 1 (45:15):
All right, Well, I hope everybody loved this episode of
Quiet Place, which was just essentially the Sunday roast of Mel.
Speaker 3 (45:23):
I love when we actually get together.
Speaker 2 (45:25):
Can you believe? Okay, can I say so?
Speaker 4 (45:27):
Can you believe Carli actually knows every pretty much every
single story of my past and she's still to marry me.
Speaker 2 (45:34):
Yeah that's right there, love, Well, it makes us love
you more. And Mel's are today, I know, I really
it's it was. There are some things I wish I
could take back.
Speaker 4 (45:49):
Of course we all have those, but I definitely have
more than most that's okay, but it's all good.
Speaker 2 (45:54):
Listen.
Speaker 4 (45:57):
You gotta do things when you otherwise you get away
with it and you're order and you can get married
and have children and Definitey Connors.
Speaker 2 (46:04):
Yeah, it's less cute. It's less cute when you're older.
Speaker 4 (46:06):
Great words, less cute to be just slagging it around
when you're a little bit older.
Speaker 2 (46:10):
So yeah, all good fun.
Speaker 4 (46:11):
But yeah, I'm glad that we'll got brought up a
dinner and everyone i'd chuckle over over their.
Speaker 1 (46:15):
Baratta, right chuckle. All right, Well, I hope everybody has
a lovely week. Everyone listening. You guys, just think about
a name that you want for the Quiet Please fans.
Speaker 2 (46:25):
Let us please let us know.
Speaker 1 (46:27):
We get to fifteen episodes and we're all we think
that we're so cool that we've got a fan base
that has a name.
Speaker 3 (46:32):
So that's our goal here.
Speaker 1 (46:34):
But have fun up in New York, Mel and I'll
talk to you next week.
Speaker 2 (46:38):
Bye, May.
Speaker 3 (46:41):
Thanks for listening to Quiet. Please, we'll be back next
week with more golf caps and we want to hear
from you.
Speaker 2 (46:46):
Leave us a review in Apple Podcasts and tell us
what you want to talk about. It just might be
the topic of.
Speaker 1 (46:52):
Our next show, Quiet Please, is hosted by Mel Reed
and Hira Dixon.
Speaker 3 (46:56):
Our executive producer is Jesse Katz. Our supervising producer is
Grace Views. Our producer is Zoe Danklas.
Speaker 4 (47:03):
Listen to Quite Please on America's number one podcast network iHeart,
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