March 26, 2025 • 50 mins
In this episode of Quiet Please! Mel Reid and Kira Dixon recap an exciting week in golf, including Viktor Hovland's thrilling victory at the Valspar Championship, Angela Stanford being named US Solheim Cup captain, Harry Higgs’ honest mid-match interview, and a relationship hard launch. Mel and Kira bond over their dislike of massages and their struggle with golf tan lines. Plus - it’s Champions Dinner menu season. The episode wraps with a listener’s story submission about a rabbit’s dying wish and Mel’s adventures in Dubai.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Quiet Please, with Mel Reed and Kira Dixon is an
iheartwomen's sports production in partnership with Deep Blue Sports and Entertainment.
You can find us on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,
or wherever you get your podcasts. All right, welcome back
(00:24):
to Quiet Please. Episode seven. Kind of crazy. We're almost
in the double digit smell. We are getting more legit
by the week, but we've got a It's.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Been a busy week in golf, in life. We got
a lot to talk about today.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Yeah, we do. You were last week in time for
weren't you?
Speaker 2 (00:41):
I was. I was working with Valspar.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
That is probably one of the most i would say,
entertaining sundays I've seen in a long long time, Like
looking at two guys that are desperate to win in
Hovelin and JT. JT's not one for like what since
his PGA championship.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Right twenty twenty two PGA.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
And then Hovelin, who's one of my favorite golfers just
personalities I've ever seen. He's obviously had a bit of
a rough ru it. So yeah, it was, well, you
tell me about it. You were there. I was just
watching it on.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
To You're the one that's uh has the insight into
what it would have felt like for them and got
to watch actually the whole product from home. But okay,
before we get into everything, I just want to go
through what our day is going to look like here
on Quiet Please. We're gonna we're gonna catch up. We're
gonna talk about a few little stories. We've got our
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fun segment called Shush of the Week, which I think
went over well, and we also have a Sunday roast
which we are quite looking forward to.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
And before we get anywhere, also.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Want to remind people that we have a YouTube channel,
because we're big YouTube people now, so you should go
and subscribe to Quiet Please on YouTube so you can
watch all our episodes there. And we have a fancy
brand new Instagram account, Quiet Please with Malikira, so if
you haven't followed and subscribed in all those places, please do.
And with that, Yes, this was so cool to watch
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the two of them battle it out down the stretch.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Put the interview with Victor when he went so, I did.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
The interview, so it's great, he did great.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Thanks so, but he just I asked him, you know what, essentially,
like how did this come together for him?
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Because he's been searching, and he just.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Kind of laughed and he goes, I don't know, and
he proceeded to say, I hit disgusting shots. I don't
think I've ever had a pro say those words in
an interview before. So I really appreciated the honesty. And
I don't know if this is the flip of the
switch or anything like that, because it seems like he's
still really struggling with whatever is happening in his game.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
But I appreciated him being completely.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Open and honest about not only the shots that he
feels like he's hitting, but also what the mental struggle
has been like over the past year and a half
as he dealt with it.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Yeah, and he also missed three cuts coming into this event, didn't. Hey,
it's not like he was finding like it's not like
he found something a couple of weeks go and had
a couple of steady finishes. So I just love the dude.
I love how honest he is. He's said in his
own words, he's a little bit of a perfectionist. Like
how you go from winning the FedEx, you know, a
couple of years ago to kind of manipulating and changing
everything your swing is pretty bold. I think that people
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players get a lot of players get a lot of
criticism for that, but I kind of understand it. We're
always trying to get that one percent better, and so
it's quite hard to not tinker, I think, And I
think it's such a fine balance and a fine line.
But I feel like you're going to say that he did. Really,
are you gonna say to an extreme No?
Speaker 2 (03:35):
No, no, I just the.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Thing that I still can't understand with him is has
it been a complete how I'm blowing up my golf
swing and I'm trying to rebuild or is it a
bad tendency started to creep in and I'm trying to
get back to the place where I was, Like I.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Still maybe because I don't speak golf.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
The way that you speak, I just don't don't understand
what's happening or why it's happening. And that's like the
thing with professional golf. It's like from an outsider perspective,
you think, like, why can't you just be how you
were then?
Speaker 3 (04:06):
But that's not reality. Yeah, And I think that with
his golf swing, it's quite funky anyway, and it's quite
unique to himself, and so I think when you tinker
with something like that, it it is a little it
can be a little bit the other side where it
can be a little bit of a disaster, like you've
seen it so many times in the past. But I
get it. I've kind of always tinkered, to be honest, like,
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I've always struggled to kind of stay in my lane
at times. And I'm obviously nohing near what he was,
but I can understand, especially with the way that you know,
these guys coming out of college now and the PJ
Tour being as competitive as it is, and the top
guys even you know, look at Rory and Scotty in
or that, to keep up with them, you kind of
feel like you have to do something different. So I
do totally get it. But anyway, I'm I still yeah. Look,
(04:51):
I love it when Victor Havlin winds. I think he's
absolutely hilarious. He's a media dream because he's just very confirmed.
He's a media dream because he does the soundbys very
honest and you know what's coming out like you think
what's coming out of his mouth, it is very true
and it is and I think that that's why the
fans love him as well. So I'm a huge fan
of Victor Hovlin, and I thought it was awesome and
I think the game of golf is better for it.
(05:13):
I think the game of golf is better when JT
plays well. He had a great weekend.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Yeah, it would have been great no matter who won.
Story wise for us, like Justin would have been an
amazing interview. And this is what I think about, you know,
I would say what everybody to do to do good.
I wanted ready to win, but from a story perspective,
like Justin's a great interview, Victor's a great interview. So
either way, like I'm going to win, and I definitely
like by When Justin stepped up to the sixteenth tea,
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I had my questions ready for Justin.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
I thought it was going to be Justin and then.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
He had a two shot lead, didn't he Yeah, because
he then okay, yeah, but he made bogie Oh right, okay,
sixteen sixteen, but Bertie and then parts seventeen at great
shotan to seventeen could have birded it and then.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Yeah, yeah, and they missed the part and then yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
So Victor went Birdie birdie path Yeah, which is sorry,
I'm just side.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Yeah, you guys can google to see what happened. Yes,
but anyway, this is the flip. The switch was flipped
to Victor, and then I was like, oh, I gotta
make sure I have my questions for Victor, because if
you had asked me before, like who's gonna mess up
down the stretch, just based on how they've been talking
about their games, I would have you had probably picked
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Victor to not do so well through that.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
The snake pit is what they call it.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Yeah, and at the copper Head course it in his
broke short in Tampa. A couple of my other takeaways
from the week. One where I did a walk and
talk with Harry Higgs, who I'm gonna manifest thos we
have to get on the show. Who's an amazing interview,
but we So we're doing these walking talks for the
show and I'm doing them on fourteen t to Power five.
(06:56):
The poll before is a part three, the part three
thirteenth and he he dunks it in the water and
makes triple right before the interview. So he comes over
and I was like, Harry, you don't have to do it,
and he was like, no, no, no, no, I'm still gonna do it.
So mad props to him for still doing it, and
he's amazing, Like we have this great talk. His wife
had sent me all these amazing photos blah blah blah.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
And then he makes triple on fourteen.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
I watched it. I literally watched it, like I did
do I was watching on TV. It was literally I
had fifteen minutes spare to do something and I was
watching it and I watched him, and then I watched
you interview him, and then I watched him do it again.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
I felt so bad.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Oh guy, I'm never.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Going to talk to media ever again.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Oh Harry, he tried to drive or didn't they out
the rough on the par five and with a second
shot and like just whiffed it. Basically, yeah, poor guy.
But we still love Harry Higgs. We love Harry. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
I mean he just was so good.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
He went from making triple to completely shifting gears and
being so genuine and open in the interview.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
He has that victory quality.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
And then yeah, so so that.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Was my favorite. And then did you see the Adam
Hadwin video?
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Oh when you hit the sprinkler? Do you guys have
so funny? The poor guy? Okay, I saw this thing
that said he's never been the same since the security
guy Rubbie tackled him when anyone he's not he's had
the worst luck, the poor fellow, and it is that
she had the worst luck effort, Like didn't picked the
presidents cup? Did he? He didn't get picked the presents cup.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
No, he didn't know, you know.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
And then he gets angry.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
And the one place the best thing about that was
like he hits the sprinkler head and then realizes what's happened,
and then it's just the sorry, he mutters, absolutely.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Sent me his wife.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
His wife posts Did you see what his wife's tweet
about it? After she posted as like a gift.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Thing that said like zero days since last incident.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Oh that's so funny.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
I I ran into the airport today, so I'm on this.
You know, we're all on the same flight essentially coming
from Tampa to Houston the next tor event. So I
ran into a baggage claim and I was like, have
you recovered?
Speaker 2 (09:14):
He goes Friday, It was kind of.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Quiet, just making the rounds in the inside golf circles,
and then the next day it just blew up and
went viral, and uh, every yeah, as it should.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
So what were he on. Now is this your how
many weeks to be on the road? Now?
Speaker 2 (09:32):
This will be my third?
Speaker 3 (09:34):
You go two more? You got five? So I've got this.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
One and then two more after that.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Do you do like classes? I was thinking about this early. Actually,
the reason I was thought about it is because you'd
be proud of me. I've booked two Plante's classes this week.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Oh. I was actually just before we hopped on. I
just there's a solid core nearby where we're staying.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Oh, I think I'm gonna go.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
I'm going to go try to do that tonight. I
don't know what it was last week.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
I was not feeling great, and I I went on
some long walks, but I could not get There's a
great yoga studio nearby where we stay in Tampa, and
I just couldn't get myself to do it.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
So I'm feeling the law gross.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
But how was your weekend?
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Yeah? It was good. I've tried to do some gardening.
I don't have any I don't really do it. I
don't really have what do you call it green fingers?
Is it green fingers?
Speaker 2 (10:21):
A green thumb?
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Close? Yes? So would be it a green thumb?
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Anyway, it is a finger correct.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
Thank you. So I attempted because I'm just so sick
and tired of the state of my garden because basically,
I when there was a frost that hit Jacksonville not
long ago, and everyone was like covering up their plants
and stuff, and I was just like, oh, I won't
infect my plants, and obviously they all died. So my
gardens just just like shit at the minute. So I
finally went to Ace Hardware on Saturday morning and I
was like, right, I'm gonna go and figure this out.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
This is just an excuse for you to wear your
your full belt thing.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
No, my tool works for deal. Okay, my two belt thing,
I did you as well. I'll get into that. So
your nut hugger, my nut hugger, My nut hugger made
an appearance this weekend, of course. So anyway, so it's
quite overwhelming when you actually don't what the fuck you're doing.
So finally this old lady came up to me and
she says, you need some help. I was like, Barbara, please,
(11:17):
like help me. So Barbara really was helpful at Ace Hardware.
Big up to Barbera Ace Hardware. So I bought a
bunch of plants I haven't planted them yet. They're just
kind of sat around where I'm gonna put them. But
I did buy baskets. I don't know. I don't think so,
I don't think so. No, they're fine. I watered them yesterday. Okay,
but it's honestly here, I can't even look at the
(11:39):
front of my own and it's just a state anyway.
That's the ear I'm in now. But I did use
my nut hugger.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Because I carly feel about your heart.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
No, she doesn't care, she doesn't care. She's just it's
not something that she's like of concern to her. As
I'm very conscious of what the neighbors think of things
like that, so I'm one of them.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Wherever it's for me. I don't definitely don't care what
the neighbors thing.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
But I definitely killed the neighbors saying, okay, like I
don't want to think like we're slobs, you know. So anyway, okay,
So I'm trying to get into my garden area, which
is not working very well. But I did get my
nut hagger out because I did buy two hanging baskets
and I had to put a screw in the wall
and I put I've got any hose, and I put
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the hose against the wall as well.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
The hole.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
That was my weekend a garden. I got a new
garden hose. Yeah, it's it's literally the Ferrari of garden hoses.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
It like.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Doesn't tangle. Yeah, it's the rolls for voice of hoses.
So that I did that all weekend. But we had
actually had a really we had a really nice weekend.
We just spent it as three and then this morning
so we booked this there's a really nice spar like
in Jacksonville, and we booked it. You can't get in
for months, and we booked it for today. Are you
(12:56):
a fan of massagers?
Speaker 5 (12:58):
No?
Speaker 2 (12:58):
I think they're the absolute worst. I like, okay away
from me.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
So I'm awkward as fuck, Like I'm so awkward. I'm
trying not to be awkward. And they make me wear
open so flip flop shoes, which I.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Already don't like.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
We're not an oh family, Like it's just like it's
I don't know, it's just not for me. Ki like.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Thoughts.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
I got like an island. Oh my god. So I
got like this massage that Carlie was like, you're gonna
love it. I was like, okay, they like exfoliate you first,
and then like, I mean, you're completely naked. They obviously
don't see anything, but like you completely naked. So the
first one I'm just freaking out because I'm just like
so uncomfortable and it's like time in the month, so
I'm already like nervous about all that stuff. So I'm
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like just so nervous anyway, and then she said, would
you mind going to shower and I'll just be in
here cleaning up, Like okay, So then I'm just fucking awkward.
And then it was fine, like I did. It was fine,
but it was just awkward. I just I was coughing,
and then you know when like you getically thrown. I'm like,
please don't cough, and then I can't stop coffee. What
is going my noses? Yeah, and then my nose was
(14:04):
running and I was like she was like tickling my
feet like you know, and then and she was amazing,
Like she was amazing, she was lovely, could not have
been nicer. But I'm just it's one of the only
times in my life where I'm really awkward. I feel
like only that I don't know, I am quite Okay,
I'm like really an awkward person, but I was so awkward.
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I just hate it.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
I just just.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Yeah, the only way that I can do a massage
quote massage or I do like an exfoliating thing because.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
That's so great.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Yeah, I don't know, I like a sports massage or
like something with a physical therapist.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
But to lay there in my own thoughts for ninety minutes.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Yeah, yeah, which I did, by the way, I could
stop thinking stuff. No, I was thinking of everything. I
was like, I have a tickle under my arm, like
or like the big deal ever yeah, and then I'm
like I don't like the whale music. I'm like, this
is making me really awkward. And then I'm like I
can hear a breathing that's making me awkward. Like I
don't want to make her uncomfortable. I just want to talk.
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I just want to talk.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Yeah, you don't want to talk and just make people
enjoy enjoy that. I think that there are plenty of
people listening. They are probably like, wow, these girls are
but this is what happens when you're in type a
people pleasing psay girl.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Yeah, I hate it. I hate it. Here it like
if you give me if I've got an injury or something.
Absolutely get into it so.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
You can talk about it and you can yeah, yeah, yeah,
I need some purpose behind it.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
But as soon as I step in there, I know
the lights are dimmed and the whale music's on and
the ocean and I'm just like and they're like you
just like that. I can't even get on the bed
without being awkward, Like the towels are flopped on the side.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
And was it she was carl at least next to you, Carli.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
No, Carl just left me to myself. She had just
like I can't do it because Carl Carlie Carli likes it,
Like she gets really relaxed from it, Like I get
her one. Well Kai's only one, but he gets the
one for like her birthday and stuff like I'm a
nice per's gotten Yeah, like, wow, she's so spoiled.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
I spoil her on guy'sper.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
What a wife you are, honestly, But yes, so that
was super awkward. So I just I just got I'm
glad you're on the same page as me with that, because.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
I'm totally on the same page. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
So there were a couple of fun golf stories over
the weekend. One it was Angela Stanford getting announced as
the US saw Him Cup captain. You know Angela really
well from your years in Sawheim. What did you think
when you heard that announcement.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
I wasn't shocked, to be honest. I think that she's
definitely earned her the right to be captain. Like she's
like Angela, it's been around for donkeys years. She's funny Angela,
that is.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
The donkey's years.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
Like ages. Thank you for clarining.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Do you know what?
Speaker 3 (17:06):
There'll be people and then and think just to know
exactly what I'm talking about. Okay, but America that are
going to be like okay, dogy okay, well okay donkey's ears. Yeah,
so okay, that's just to clarify. It means a long
long time thank you. Ok So she's definitely yeah, it's
a good saying actually, So yeah, she certainly earns it
for one hundred percent. And you know when she was
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when she was announced captain, I thought, because I don't
really know in a team setting, and she can come
up as quite quiet and like not very loud, but
she reminds me a lot of like a Christie Kerr
in a sense that so I would say that Angela
is very gritty, like she never gives up. She loves
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proving people wrong. Like she's not the most put together
of golfers, like you wouldn't look at a swinger, oh
my goodness, Like she's so talented, or like the way
she drives also powerful, She's got a believable short game.
There's nothing that really stands out, and I think that
that's kind of annoyed her throughout her career because she
works extremely hard, obviously, like we all do, but I
mean she really does. She's just got that passion and fight,
(18:12):
which reminds me a bit of Christy Care. Like Christy
Care I remember used to I don't quit us. I'm
pretty sure this is what I said on it on
a yage bit was like wounded horse. And I feel
that that's very Angela. I feel I feel like she's
going to feed that to the team.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Yeah, okay, like they've got something to prove. Plus you're
on foreign soil and all that, because it's going to
be in the Netherlands.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
That's right, it's going to be in Amsterdam. Yeah, well
not 'mersdam. That's a lie, that's not true. It's not
far from Manstan though, it's not far from like Rotterdam
and Amsterdam, but yes, it is in the Netherlands. Yeah,
so yeah, what did you think of it? Or did
you to do? Do a lot?
Speaker 1 (18:45):
I still haven't gotten to interview her a lot a
little bit through the USGA the beginning of my career,
but because I don't, I don't cover a ton of
hell PGA.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
So I haven't. I haven't.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
I mean I've got I've met her several times various
US Women's Open things, but I haven't gotten to spend
a ton of time around her, especially when she was
like really actively playing.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
How would you compare her to Stacy Lewis?
Speaker 3 (19:07):
They've got quite similar demeanors, if I'm honest. That's why
I'm struggling to kind of like would you have.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Played against Angela or would she have been a captain back?
Speaker 3 (19:14):
I have played. I've played Solheims against her for sure, Yeah,
like my first one was twenty eleven, but I haven't
actually played. I don't think've played a match against her,
like I've had a lot more to do with Stacey.
Like I have a lot more conversations with Stacy because
we're kind of a similar age and like we're on
the place, you know, the board together. So like we've
had a lot of discussions about stuff and quite deep conversations.
Whereas I feel like Ange's just a little bit older
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than me, so she kind of hung out with a
different kind of crowd. Yeah, I mean, i'd say that
they're both quite quiet, but their golf is quite loud.
Like if you look at Angel's career, like it's and
I mean this is no disrespect to Angela adult, but
it's like remarkably good as in like it's surprised. It
would surprise you how like she only went heavy and
not that long ago, you know what I mean. Wild, Yeah,
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which is wild, But people, she's kind of under the
radar when you look at all like the achievements that
she's achieved, you wouldn't actually have immediately thought that when
you hear the name Angela Stanford. So she's a she's obviously,
you know, an extremely good player, and like I said,
she's I feel like she's got a point to prove
and I feel like she's going to feed that into
into her kind of because it's going to be a
(20:19):
young team, The US team is gonna be a young
team next year, dangerous, so I'll see who she's going
to have his vice captains. I'm quite intrigued at that.
I think it is quite quite interesting.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
There's one news story.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
Are we talking about it? The goat? Yeah? Okay for
anyone who doesn't know, who's obviously just not been on
social media for the last tigers. Well, we have to
for this for our job here.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
Yeah, this is true.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
We're doing it for the people. Tigers, hard love, launch thoughts,
God and carry you go first and I'll feed off you.
Shall we read up to we read out the Instagram
post or not, because I've got it right here, you know,
for it.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Wow, she's got cueue up girl.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
So two photos. Love is in the air and life
is better with you by my side. We look forward
to our journey through life together. This time we would
appreciate privacy for all those close to our hearts.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Quite a dramatic reading by Melbury.
Speaker 3 (21:29):
Thank you, thank you. Do you know what? I listened
to some stuff that you do and I'm trying to
I actually didn't think about it then. I should have
read that again a bit more hasty, but okay, thank you,
do it again.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Do it again. Let's go and take two and three
two okay, one anger, love is.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
In the air, and life is better with you by
my side. We look forward to our journey through life together.
At this time, we would appreciate privacy for all those
close to our hearts. Wow, thank you. I know I didn't.
I didn't know if that was the vibe, but I
just I just this just the vibe that I felt. So, yeah,
(22:05):
were very happy for Tiger, very happy.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Were very happy for Tiger. So I saw them or
she was at Genesis. Yeah, she's gorgeous and her and
Ki Trump so hm uh. So I saw them walking
around and I.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
Didn't know who she was.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
I just assumed that it was either part of because
his you know, Tiger has a big team, it's a
big entourage, blah blah blah.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
They all walk around.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
So I just, you know, I wasn't gonna go ask
or look into it or anything, but you got what's
going on here. So then later when I saw the
I think it was like a week ago. There's you know,
all the tabloids started to pick it up and it
was pictures from that golf tournament, and I was.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
Like, oh, like that makes sense.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
I mean, good for good for them. I think it's great.
The photo the post is a little funny.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
Okay, So I have a story about this. So okay,
so the first photse was them to isn't it very like,
you know, cute whatever? So you know that what the
next one on the hammock? I don't think I've ever
told us I have like PTSD of hammocks because and
this is why it's got into this. This is where
my brain goes because when my dad's had a few
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bevers after the pub, you know, he likes he likes
to reminisce about my mum, which is very sweet, but
sometimes it just isn't probably something that a daughter should
listen to. But you know, we're all adults in the room. Whatever,
And he's I didn't think this was true, but he's
reminded me a few times that they were once in
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a hammock enjoying each other, as I should say, and
I was like, where is this girl? The hammock broke
and it was the momentum that my dad did not need.
And then nine months later I arrived. So it's like PTSD,
I see.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
ITTSD, you weren't there technical Oh well no you were,
so it embedded into yours.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
It's a beautiful thing, right, it's a beautiful thing.
Speaker 5 (24:13):
One.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
I did not need to hear it about fifteen times
that he's told me, okay, And two it just whenever
I see a hammock, like I'd love a hammock in
my back one and I'm like, god it, I just
can't like, we just cannot do it. I just can't
do it. We just can't have it. It's I don't know.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
I mean, it might be good for some loving.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
Kira, come on, no.
Speaker 4 (24:38):
Full m okay, I don't think that that's why they've
added that.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
But I'm it's weird photo, isn't it. It is a
bit weird photo to post.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
But whatever makes you happy, whatever makes you happy.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
But we're very happy for Tiger. He definitely has a type,
not gonna lie to you. He has a type, doesn't
he The old boy, which, hey, I'm here for it,
blonde heart, Yeah, yeah, him here for it. But listen,
like what we like, We like what we like. And
if Tiger's happy, we are all very happy for Tiger.
He deserves it, especially he's injured.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
He announced that he's got yeah again.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
Yeah, yeah, it was just kill isn't it. Yeah, But
talking about that Kai Trump. She's a really good golfer,
isn't she. She's pretty decent. Yeah, yeah, she's really good
on YouTube now and stuff too. Yeah she's got a
cool name. Oh yeah, yeah, that's right. That post has
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so many connections to me.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
So good, it's so good. Did you see Scottie's Master's menu?
Speaker 5 (25:47):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (25:48):
Okay, yes I did. It's it's nice. It's Americans, such America.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Okay if you If you didn't see it, and people
don't see it, I have it. I have this is
what I have queued up, and you have tigers than
I have the food. So for appetizers, appetizers, it's cheeseburger
sliders served Scottie style. Unclear as to what Scottie style is,
firecracker shrimp, Papa chefs, meatball, and ravioli bites. And I
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think that this has to be a call out to
the ravioli he was making over Christmas when he cut
his hand.
Speaker 5 (26:23):
God.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
So I don't know if that sound purpose or not,
but that's funny Texas style chili.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Look, I have a real moral dilemma when it comes
to chili after March.
Speaker 3 (26:35):
So I'm not quite you care about that one. I'm
with you go chili.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
I love chili. I love chili. Well, yeah, can't having
a nice spring evening. It's just not for me.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
A nice Gospot show could have been good, but whatever,
I just work here. Main course wood fired cowboy rabbi
or blackened redfish, some nice sides, and for dessert a
warm chocolate chip skillet cookie which with ice cream, which
I'm all about that.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
I'm up for that as well.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
The only thing I put this on Instagram. The only
thing that I thought was missing from this is like.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
A delectable caesar salad, like you know, you really finely
chopped lettuce or baby gems with all of the parmesan
cheese and like a really anchovy like oh my mouth
is salivating thinking about it.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
Dressing. Okay, so obviously I'm not American. You are, so
I'm going to ask you this question. To me, it
sounded very American and very Texas cool.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
He's from Texas. Well, I'm just making sure you know, Dallas.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
Thank you to specific. Okay, I I got that, thank you.
I'm just saying, well, fuck, oh gosh, okay, Well, because
I know, like Bob qu and stuff is quite big
and si, so I just was making sure, like and
I know, like me and like, so yeah, I just
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was just making sure, making sure. What just said? It's
quite Texas, so my opinion is correct.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Okay, yeah, I think that it's giving.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
It's giving elevated Texas, but like also elevated chilies, which
is not bad.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
I love a Chilis beer chies. I love a san
Do you mean a chiliese is in the restaurant?
Speaker 5 (28:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (28:26):
What else?
Speaker 2 (28:27):
What of the chilies is there?
Speaker 3 (28:29):
I don't know what?
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Like?
Speaker 3 (28:30):
Yeah, the actual pepper chitties. Do you know what? I'm
not against the chiliese.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
They have a margarita deal, they have a beer.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
Dealer, ice colors.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
What else could a person want?
Speaker 3 (28:44):
Ice? Cold bebies? Ye, chef kiss it? Okay, what would
be yours? Can you just do your three courses please?
I'm quite cheats.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Wait, no, I this is something I need to spend
time thinking.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
Sorry, Okay, do you.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Go first if you have if you have one with
me on the spot, except okay, I gotta think about it.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
Oh god, okay, So a starter i'd have, like, can
I be so basic? Okay?
Speaker 2 (29:16):
I would have like a beef Wellington funk off.
Speaker 3 (29:19):
That's gonna be my main cause not there yet, Kira, Okay,
all right, I'd have like I'd have like a pate
with Marlborough toast, like a live a pate mast with
a bit of Chuckney or yeah, something like that, or
like a loomy stick or something like a Hulony fry.
And then I have a beef Onton okay, a beef
Wellington for sure, for sure, with like honey roasted vegetables.
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And then or a pizza. I was gonna say, I
fucking love pizza. It's my favorite love.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
You know what I would do for the main I
would do the best pizza ever, like find some Italian
chef to fly in, and then sushi, like find a
sushi show and just do like pizza and sushi.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
With the best caesar salad you've ever had. Doesn't that sound?
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (30:09):
That sounds Oh.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
And also a giant charcuterie thing.
Speaker 3 (30:13):
With like all of the things yes.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
Yes, yes, yes, yes yes, those things you can't get.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
Wrong with, like a like a and like just a
I don't even know, I don't I can't even say the.
Speaker 5 (30:25):
Word charkat is I say it shark charcuterie, charcuteri Okay,
charcuto anyway, it's they're amazing, And like, are you like
okay after dinner you like a dessert sweet?
Speaker 3 (30:36):
Or you more of a savory kind of girl.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
I would rather have a piece of pizza than a
piece of cake.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
But I love cheese.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
Yeah, I could do a cheese for dessert.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
But you know those if you go to like a
French restaurant or an Italian restaurant and they do those
little chocolate bodinos, it's like a It's like a very
dense chocolate moose.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that with some red wine at the
end of a meat don't care. I live for that. Actually,
I might have to do that to me.
Speaker 3 (31:09):
And Kyli. We're gonna have protein bowls. I might have
to switch it to pizza now.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
And yeah, chocolate potino red wine.
Speaker 3 (31:17):
Oh, you can't beat it. Honestly, you cannot beat it. No,
that's making my mouth water. Now I'm gonna have to Okay, we.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
Have to move on.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
We have to move on.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
We have two more things that we want to talk about,
and then we'll move on to our next agment. So, allegedly,
Charlie Hall has announced that she is stopped smoking. She's
made a ten thousand dollars bet. I'm not sure who
she made the bet with, but she's made a ten
thousand dollars bet that she is when a cold turkey
stopped smoking.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Mel Your response, please.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
I'm very happy she stopped ripping the darts because it's
not good for her health. And she's into a high
Rocks at the minute, and she's obviously getting super fit.
Cigarettes High Rocks, high type of training she's doing. Yeah, oh,
I've never heard of that. It's like a it's like
a oh, people are gonna go out me for this.
I would say it's like a like a not quite
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as intense as CrossFit, but it's quite similar. Okay, it's
not as much lifting and stuff. It's just but it's
very high intensity growing tires. Yeah, yeah, No, this is
like like the ski and like you run forward to
meters then you do like twenty ball squats and sorry
and things like that. So she's obviously getting very fit.
I don't think this the smoking is complimenting that, if
(32:29):
I'm honest. So I'm very proud of her. She said
that she's not I saw today. She's said that she's
not had any cravings. She says she's just lost her
appetite there, but I'm very proud of her fact that
she's good for her, good for you, Charles, and for
it mate. So you know, I will miss sing it
ever so slightly, just from my selfish point of view.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
It was a nice time. It was a nice.
Speaker 3 (32:54):
Walking into the player's dining room and going outside after,
you know, really hot, sweaty day and just smelling the
whiff of smoke in my face was just like Charlie's here. Yeah, exactly,
but yes, very proud of us. So hopefully she sticks
to it.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
Hopefully she does. Good for you, Charlie, best wishes on
your journey. Stop smoking.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
And last golf story, I wanted to ask, did you
see that Selene Dionne was at a TGL match a
couple of weeks ago and then she posted on on
Instagram like a video of her dancing on a on
a golf course playing golf.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
I did see that. She's not got a bad little swing,
you know.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
Ah, I always love when you give a nice analysis.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
Well, I mean, yeah, I think she's got a decent
little movement. It's a bit loopy, but it's pretty good.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
I think that because she was in Las Vegas or
she still probably is in I don't know if her
full time home is in Las Vegas, but she obviously
had that Las Vegas residency for a really long time
and her son like grew up in Vegas and play
a lot of golf in Vegas.
Speaker 3 (34:03):
Okay, do you reckon that's where she played? Then?
Speaker 2 (34:06):
I'm so, But you know who knows. I don't know
the inner workings of the movements.
Speaker 3 (34:11):
How is she doing? Is she doing? Okay? Isn't she.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
Public appearances?
Speaker 1 (34:17):
I didn't watch her documentary because I just I love
Celine Dion so much and I couldn't sit through that
because I feel the feels really hard when I watch
something like that. But from working the Paris Games over
the summer, when she sang on the top of the
Eiffel Tower, like it still makes me tear up down.
Speaker 3 (34:37):
I like we've lost her again. On music, people, I
can I can't. No. I know she is very an
emotional singer, isn't she.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
Yeah, she is the greatest of all time ever ever,
So I love you.
Speaker 3 (34:49):
She's pretty good. I used to I used to blare
out my heart will go on for when I first
I watched Titanic, I was twelve. And then when the
submarine thing happened, the thing long a couple of years ago,
wherever it was, I was addicted to that song again
you know the explosion.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
Oh yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
That was well.
Speaker 3 (35:06):
Then I dived into Titanic for like two again again.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
Everyone, while, you know what, let's put on the Titanic.
I love it.
Speaker 3 (35:14):
It's it's amazing. It's one of my favorite big movies
like that. Anymore, they don't make it like they used
to care of too.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
Expensive, too expensive expensive. We're going to take a break.
Quiet please, we'll be right back.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
So this is our segment called Shush of the Week,
where we shush something. It could be anything in life,
anything in golf, any random thought that we have.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
Well, what is your shush of the week?
Speaker 3 (35:46):
All right, So obviously I'm retired, so I'm not playing golf. Basically,
I've I've probably played like twice this year, and the
boys invited me to play on Friday, and I thought,
you know what, I will. So when I'm played, I know,
I warmed up with three balls.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (36:04):
I literally hit three balls. Yeah, and then I was like,
that feels pretty good. Let's go. I fucking played horrific
horrific or terrific, horrific horrific. We ended up coming back
a little bit towards the end, so we didn't need
too much money. But I mean it was like one
of my best friends, James. He really is one of
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the best boats with him, but when you start losing
against him, he really pisses me off. Like a golf bag.
Yeah he's DC, he's very good and he knows it
like he's just but it's all banter and he's British.
It's all banter.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
I know it is.
Speaker 3 (36:40):
But he's the only person that can really fucking wind
me up. He really winds me up, really winds me up,
and I wind him up. So it's like, you know,
we give it back to each other. But the only
time I've ever like smashed my golf bag is I've
been playing a casual match with him and anyways, so
that's the shush of the week for me to stop
being so ignorant think that just because I grinded my
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whole life at golf that I'm just going to switch
it back on and be able to shoot five under
from the tips. So it's actually made me that's kind
of like go out and get practicing, because I just
cannot be that shit.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
It's you're gonna shush yourself from.
Speaker 3 (37:13):
I'm shushing myself for being such, for the ignorance of
my own thinking and the humbling that the game of
golf has once again. Golf always given me, golf will
always win. So yes, I will be back to the
grind in the next few days, and yours.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
My shush this week is also kind of a shush
to myself. I was thinking about this the other day.
I was like, gosh, I have some really weird thoughts,
like what if I just, I don't know, like ate
this and it poisoned me and that's it.
Speaker 2 (37:44):
So I just I have these intrusive thoughts constantly.
Speaker 3 (37:49):
So oh caira.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
So I'm gonna say shush to myself, shush to the intrusive,
weird thoughts that are constantly in my brain. Or you're
on camera, what if I just forget everything that I
planned to say to this post.
Speaker 3 (38:03):
So I do that all the time. I do it
all the time, all the time.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (38:08):
I think that's called anxiety, isn't it thinking? Isn't that
quite excite? Basically, we just had we have anxiety and
we just get medicaid. I thought your shush the week
would have been your ten lines that you just can't
be showed me before me out.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
Yeah, I do have golf tan lines. If you're watching
on YouTube. I have this like perfect red V on
my chest yesterday, Thank you.
Speaker 3 (38:32):
What do you see? You see? Yeah? But the thing is, Kira,
you can go and get that like you will have
one day in the sun. It'll be fine. I've had
like twenty years of that. Mine is permanently imprinted on me.
It's like a tattoo, Like my V is a tattoo.
And my feet never ever colored. They just they just white.
You know what I have?
Speaker 1 (38:48):
You know what else I have as a shush? Sorry,
this is an unrelated shush to my intrusive thoughts. But
I wear these pants that I call my reporter pants,
and they they leave like a two inch band of
my ankle exposed to the world. So I've got my
sneakers on my socks and there's two inch band and
then my pants. That band on my ankles is permanently burned.
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They just have these like little rings around my ankles
that will never go away because I wear them every
day to work.
Speaker 2 (39:17):
They're the perfect reporter pants. I hate wearing a skirt
at work.
Speaker 3 (39:20):
Why don't you just put sunscreen on your ankle?
Speaker 2 (39:22):
I try, it doesn't stay.
Speaker 3 (39:24):
Sure. I put a spams on it. What a SPAN's
leg thing on it?
Speaker 5 (39:29):
With that?
Speaker 3 (39:30):
Not without the spams that protect your skin, the spalms
spanss is it spams spuzz? You know what I mean?
The white things that players wear on their arms.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
Do you think I'm gonna wear those white things on
my ankles?
Speaker 3 (39:45):
You're great.
Speaker 1 (39:47):
Help.
Speaker 3 (39:49):
I'm just stay to help you. Okay, that's fair enough.
So so intrusive thoughts, okay, well done. I would get that.
I I also have very intrusive thoughts. Is on a word?
Are we doing Sunday race? Now? Yeah, this is the
Sunday RoCE. I thought about it and we don't really
know what we're talking about, but we just talked about
funny stories.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
Yes, so this is Mel's idea where we share some
funny stories towards the end of the show. You know,
it's a nice feel good way to end your week end,
your podcast episode and your Sunday. The British people do it,
so we're gonna try.
Speaker 2 (40:21):
So. I got a submission for a pretty funny story.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
So all your submissions are anonymous, by the way, So okay,
this soun's great.
Speaker 2 (40:33):
Years ago, I played pebble with a good friend of mine.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
We got paired with this guy who had driven through
the night from Canada and had gotten on the afternoon
as a single. He insisted on playing the back teas
he shouldn't have. On the second hole, we noticed something strange.
He had a bunny rabbit with him. Turns out his
precious bunny was dying and they took this journey together
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as the bunnies last dying wish. He had a VID
you a camera with him and took the bunny out
on every hole and at times asked us to video
the two of them. By the back nine, Pebble Beach
staff were coming out on golf carts to witness what
became a crazy story making its rounds up there.
Speaker 2 (41:12):
And then he said, lest you think.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
I'm exaggerating, I have proof, and he sends me these
photos of the guy with the bunny rab.
Speaker 2 (41:22):
Looking out into the.
Speaker 3 (41:26):
I mean that is adorable, isn't it. I mean the
bunny liked it. It was his wish. I mean, people
dream of going to Pebble and then Bunny.
Speaker 2 (41:40):
Decided this was going to be his excuse to go
to Pebble Beach.
Speaker 3 (41:43):
She's like, you know what, oh, bunnies like you allowed?
You allowed dogs on Pebble So are you allowed? Are
you allowed bunnies?
Speaker 1 (41:51):
I don't I get I guess I mean there's like
bunnies in the wild at Pebble Beach.
Speaker 2 (41:56):
I don't think that you're allowed to bring your dog
like it's not a.
Speaker 3 (41:59):
Well that's why I'm asking is it pets? Because it's
obviously a pet, the bunny, So I was just asking.
Speaker 1 (42:03):
I can't imagine contact the staff was up for this,
but okay, it was his dying wish.
Speaker 3 (42:09):
Yeah, that's fair enough. That's absolute fair enough, absolute fair enough.
Do you know what? Fair play to the lad. He's
did a nice thing for his bunny, is it, bunny rabbit?
Fair play to the lad. Bunny's had a nice old
time at Pebble Beach in the afternoon. He's made everyone
have a little bit of a giggle. Fair play to him.
I'm fully supportive of this, taking bunnies on golf courses
for their dying wish.
Speaker 2 (42:29):
You know, this is a beautiful rabbit.
Speaker 5 (42:36):
It really is.
Speaker 1 (42:37):
It's very majestic. Carly would probably wouldn't write it over.
Speaker 3 (42:42):
But if yeah, Kylie would run that over straight away.
She wouldn't give a shit if it was pretty or not.
I think it's very pretty.
Speaker 1 (42:49):
Oh okay, So thank you to Toroyle's nice for somebitting
that I was hoping we could end on one of
my favorite golf stories, which happens to be one of
your stories, and that is a particular adventure that also
our manager Cassette got to go on with you can
you please regale us.
Speaker 2 (43:06):
With the tail?
Speaker 3 (43:06):
Okay? So I got invited to with Charlie Hill and
Tale to open a golf course in Pakistan for Cernik
Faldo and we'd have to go to Dubai first, spend
the night, and then fly private to Pakistan. Perfect. So
we get to Dubai and they're talking. We we had
to have security because obviously Pakistan and not that there's anything,
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but we just needed security just for us basically.
Speaker 2 (43:31):
And also i'll just pause the story.
Speaker 1 (43:32):
I'll just pause the story with when mel started working
with Cassette, her number one thing that she wanted to
do was get on a private jet.
Speaker 2 (43:39):
And so this was oh yeah, this is the big
private jet moment. Continue.
Speaker 3 (43:43):
I like it. Yes. So we get to Dubai and
we meet the guy who's like arranged or whatever, and
he's like, oh, by the way, the head of security
is going to be able to come with us, and
so it's like, oh, I'm not that comfortable with that.
But is there a place when they said, don't wan
know and he's had to go on business you had
to get there's an urgent matter happened. And Casette's like,
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may I ask what that urgent matter is or blah
blah blah. She's just looking out for a client. And
he says, oh, there's been some little war breakout between
Ukraine and Russia, and me and Cassette to suck at
each other like oh shit. So anyway, we were talking
like should we really go to Pakistan? Basically we're like, look,
I know we're here, but like, really do we really
(44:25):
should we really go? Like I just don't think it's
the right time. I don't think it's like politically correct,
and like we just felt very uncomfortable about it, like
there's if there's a war going, I don't know. It
was just weird. And so we'd had a couple of
margaritas to calm the nerves, and there's this way you're
going with it when I got back to my room.
So I've gone to theirs thinking I'm fine, and I've
(44:47):
woke up in the morning and I'm like, oh my god,
why what is on my head? Like what is on
my head? And I've had a closer lug and I
remembered that when I was getting when I was bear
in mind, I was jet lagged and had a very
long day, and I had had a couple of more
greeters because we were upset, right, So when I was
putting stuff away, I'd accidentally fell, like not even far,
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just as I was kneeling to put my stuff in.
Speaker 2 (45:10):
My case, and I'd got a carpet bird on my head.
Speaker 3 (45:16):
I'm not joking. It was like four inches. And so
I go downstairs and because says at breakfast, because it's
like what the fuck? And I was like, Cassette, I
don't know. I think it's a carpet thin. And so anyway,
Charlie comes down and she's like, mate, you got on
your main what you've been doing last night? And I'm like,
I don't know. I was like I remember like, but
I didn't think anything of it, like I remember like
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going whoops, and then just didn't think anything of it,
and liter she lost my balance. So then I go
to the desk and I'm excuse me, do you guys
have like a plaster like a band aid, like a
band Well, it was massive.
Speaker 2 (45:51):
It was like I'd fun chased off my forehead off.
Speaker 3 (45:56):
So I was so embarrassed, and I was like, everyone's
going to think I was wasted, which you know the
other couple maybe, Well, I knew weren't going to go
to the Pakistan because like.
Speaker 2 (46:08):
Anymore, no, I knew.
Speaker 3 (46:10):
I knew I didn't need to look good anymore because
I knew we weren't going because me and Set would
talk about it and we just felt it wasn't right
and we were one hundred percent correct, Like we just didn't.
It didn't vibe with us. So ME and Cassette ended
up having a couple days in Dubai before I had
sworn off to Singapore for the LPGA event with my
carpet burnst and and pretty much attacked the whole way.
Speaker 2 (46:33):
Did you ever get on a private jet?
Speaker 3 (46:36):
I have been on a private jet since I think
have I yes, No, I have been on a private jet,
but not like that that. This was like a real nice.
Speaker 2 (46:43):
Private jet that was going to be a private jet.
Speaker 3 (46:46):
This was going to be a legit private jet. Yeah.
But yeah, that's people listening. Please don't think I'm like
I'm a professional person, because we knew we weren't going
so like we'll scrat it. We'll have a couple of
margaritas and and drown our prison. Yeah, and just let's
just we're gonna have a couple days in dubi, so
let's just enjoy it. But yes, the cop it fucking
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hurts well, by the way, Like I kept putting cream
on it, and it really hurt, like really bad, and
it was it wouldn't go away for agent. Then it
would like peel in like Singapore because of the humidity,
and it was just it just was awful. It was awful.
It was so painful, and like when I was getting
physio and stuff, i'd have to have my head down.
I was like an these I can't I just don't understand.
Speaker 2 (47:28):
How you could have hit your head so hard on
the carpet. I know because happened.
Speaker 3 (47:33):
I was kneeling. I was actually getting things out of
my suitcase and I just remember like I slipped on
my hand or something and I just went like that
and just cross the floor in my head. It was awful.
It was one of those injuries I've ever had. Oh.
I wasn't the most aesthetically pleasing for a bit, but
it was just honestly, when I came down with the
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plaster on, like the band.
Speaker 1 (47:55):
Aid on my head because it was like the shade,
it was Carlott letter, can we just leave?
Speaker 3 (48:04):
I was like, i'msing myself, we need to leave now.
So yeah, but the Charlie so went on the trip,
she said it was it was fine. Everyone was safe,
thank goodness. But yes, we just didn't feel comfortable so
we didn't go. Okay, okay, but yeah, thank you. I
hope everyone doesn't judge me for that. But yeah, hey,
things happened. It was years ago.
Speaker 2 (48:26):
It was years ago. It made it for a great
story for us.
Speaker 3 (48:29):
Yeah, I'm much more mature now and much more more
careful when around taking things out. Yes, taking things out
of my suitcase. I think I was on a hard
wood and then I slid onto the carpet.
Speaker 2 (48:45):
I think that was I thinking about all of it
because I remember.
Speaker 3 (48:49):
Doing it, but honestly didn't hurt that much. And then
I just didn't show it hurt. And then I looked
and I.
Speaker 2 (48:53):
Was like, oh shit, well it seems like you've recovered.
Speaker 3 (48:55):
Well, your forehead is beautiful. Thank you.
Speaker 2 (49:00):
Okay, guys, that's our show.
Speaker 1 (49:02):
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to us.
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Speaker 1 (49:11):
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Speaker 3 (49:17):
But mel anything else from you today? No, I think
I've shared enough today, thank you. M Okay, yeah, I
mean how I was conceived and now the scoring on
my forehead when when I date wear makeup. So yes,
I think.
Speaker 2 (49:36):
Hammicks could lead to plenty of room.
Speaker 3 (49:38):
There's plenty more where this came from. People. I'm here
for your entertainment. So anyway, I hope you enjoyed the
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Now, bye bye bye.
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to Quiet Please. Episode seven. Kind of crazy. We're almost
in the double digit smell. We are getting more legit
by the week, but we've got a It's.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Been a busy week in golf, in life. We got
a lot to talk about today.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Yeah, we do. You were last week in time for
weren't you?
Speaker 2 (00:41):
I was. I was working with Valspar.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
That is probably one of the most i would say,
entertaining sundays I've seen in a long long time, Like
looking at two guys that are desperate to win in
Hovelin and JT. JT's not one for like what since
his PGA championship.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Right twenty twenty two PGA.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
And then Hovelin, who's one of my favorite golfers just
personalities I've ever seen. He's obviously had a bit of
a rough ru it. So yeah, it was, well, you
tell me about it. You were there. I was just
watching it on.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
To You're the one that's uh has the insight into
what it would have felt like for them and got
to watch actually the whole product from home. But okay,
before we get into everything, I just want to go
through what our day is going to look like here
on Quiet Please. We're gonna we're gonna catch up. We're
gonna talk about a few little stories. We've got our
(01:28):
fun segment called Shush of the Week, which I think
went over well, and we also have a Sunday roast
which we are quite looking forward to.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
And before we get anywhere, also.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Want to remind people that we have a YouTube channel,
because we're big YouTube people now, so you should go
and subscribe to Quiet Please on YouTube so you can
watch all our episodes there. And we have a fancy
brand new Instagram account, Quiet Please with Malikira, so if
you haven't followed and subscribed in all those places, please do.
And with that, Yes, this was so cool to watch
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the two of them battle it out down the stretch.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Put the interview with Victor when he went so, I did.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
The interview, so it's great, he did great.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Thanks so, but he just I asked him, you know what, essentially,
like how did this come together for him?
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Because he's been searching, and he just.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Kind of laughed and he goes, I don't know, and
he proceeded to say, I hit disgusting shots. I don't
think I've ever had a pro say those words in
an interview before. So I really appreciated the honesty. And
I don't know if this is the flip of the
switch or anything like that, because it seems like he's
still really struggling with whatever is happening in his game.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
But I appreciated him being completely.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Open and honest about not only the shots that he
feels like he's hitting, but also what the mental struggle
has been like over the past year and a half
as he dealt with it.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Yeah, and he also missed three cuts coming into this event, didn't. Hey,
it's not like he was finding like it's not like
he found something a couple of weeks go and had
a couple of steady finishes. So I just love the dude.
I love how honest he is. He's said in his
own words, he's a little bit of a perfectionist. Like
how you go from winning the FedEx, you know, a
couple of years ago to kind of manipulating and changing
everything your swing is pretty bold. I think that people
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players get a lot of players get a lot of
criticism for that, but I kind of understand it. We're
always trying to get that one percent better, and so
it's quite hard to not tinker, I think, And I
think it's such a fine balance and a fine line.
But I feel like you're going to say that he did. Really,
are you gonna say to an extreme No?
Speaker 2 (03:35):
No, no, I just the.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Thing that I still can't understand with him is has
it been a complete how I'm blowing up my golf
swing and I'm trying to rebuild or is it a
bad tendency started to creep in and I'm trying to
get back to the place where I was, Like I.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Still maybe because I don't speak golf.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
The way that you speak, I just don't don't understand
what's happening or why it's happening. And that's like the
thing with professional golf. It's like from an outsider perspective,
you think, like, why can't you just be how you
were then?
Speaker 3 (04:06):
But that's not reality. Yeah, And I think that with
his golf swing, it's quite funky anyway, and it's quite
unique to himself, and so I think when you tinker
with something like that, it it is a little it
can be a little bit the other side where it
can be a little bit of a disaster, like you've
seen it so many times in the past. But I
get it. I've kind of always tinkered, to be honest, like,
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I've always struggled to kind of stay in my lane
at times. And I'm obviously nohing near what he was,
but I can understand, especially with the way that you know,
these guys coming out of college now and the PJ
Tour being as competitive as it is, and the top
guys even you know, look at Rory and Scotty in
or that, to keep up with them, you kind of
feel like you have to do something different. So I
do totally get it. But anyway, I'm I still yeah. Look,
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I love it when Victor Havlin winds. I think he's
absolutely hilarious. He's a media dream because he's just very confirmed.
He's a media dream because he does the soundbys very
honest and you know what's coming out like you think
what's coming out of his mouth, it is very true
and it is and I think that that's why the
fans love him as well. So I'm a huge fan
of Victor Hovlin, and I thought it was awesome and
I think the game of golf is better for it.
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I think the game of golf is better when JT
plays well. He had a great weekend.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Yeah, it would have been great no matter who won.
Story wise for us, like Justin would have been an
amazing interview. And this is what I think about, you know,
I would say what everybody to do to do good.
I wanted ready to win, but from a story perspective,
like Justin's a great interview, Victor's a great interview. So
either way, like I'm going to win, and I definitely
like by When Justin stepped up to the sixteenth tea,
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I had my questions ready for Justin.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
I thought it was going to be Justin and then.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
He had a two shot lead, didn't he Yeah, because
he then okay, yeah, but he made bogie Oh right, okay,
sixteen sixteen, but Bertie and then parts seventeen at great
shotan to seventeen could have birded it and then.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Yeah, yeah, and they missed the part and then yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
So Victor went Birdie birdie path Yeah, which is sorry,
I'm just side.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Yeah, you guys can google to see what happened. Yes,
but anyway, this is the flip. The switch was flipped
to Victor, and then I was like, oh, I gotta
make sure I have my questions for Victor, because if
you had asked me before, like who's gonna mess up
down the stretch, just based on how they've been talking
about their games, I would have you had probably picked
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Victor to not do so well through that.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
The snake pit is what they call it.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Yeah, and at the copper Head course it in his
broke short in Tampa. A couple of my other takeaways
from the week. One where I did a walk and
talk with Harry Higgs, who I'm gonna manifest thos we
have to get on the show. Who's an amazing interview,
but we So we're doing these walking talks for the
show and I'm doing them on fourteen t to Power five.
(06:56):
The poll before is a part three, the part three
thirteenth and he he dunks it in the water and
makes triple right before the interview. So he comes over
and I was like, Harry, you don't have to do it,
and he was like, no, no, no, no, I'm still gonna do it.
So mad props to him for still doing it, and
he's amazing, Like we have this great talk. His wife
had sent me all these amazing photos blah blah blah.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
And then he makes triple on fourteen.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
I watched it. I literally watched it, like I did
do I was watching on TV. It was literally I
had fifteen minutes spare to do something and I was
watching it and I watched him, and then I watched
you interview him, and then I watched him do it again.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
I felt so bad.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Oh guy, I'm never.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Going to talk to media ever again.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Oh Harry, he tried to drive or didn't they out
the rough on the par five and with a second
shot and like just whiffed it. Basically, yeah, poor guy.
But we still love Harry Higgs. We love Harry. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
I mean he just was so good.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
He went from making triple to completely shifting gears and
being so genuine and open in the interview.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
He has that victory quality.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
And then yeah, so so that.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Was my favorite. And then did you see the Adam
Hadwin video?
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Oh when you hit the sprinkler? Do you guys have
so funny? The poor guy? Okay, I saw this thing
that said he's never been the same since the security
guy Rubbie tackled him when anyone he's not he's had
the worst luck, the poor fellow, and it is that
she had the worst luck effort, Like didn't picked the
presidents cup? Did he? He didn't get picked the presents cup.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
No, he didn't know, you know.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
And then he gets angry.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
And the one place the best thing about that was
like he hits the sprinkler head and then realizes what's happened,
and then it's just the sorry, he mutters, absolutely.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Sent me his wife.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
His wife posts Did you see what his wife's tweet
about it? After she posted as like a gift.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Thing that said like zero days since last incident.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Oh that's so funny.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
I I ran into the airport today, so I'm on this.
You know, we're all on the same flight essentially coming
from Tampa to Houston the next tor event. So I
ran into a baggage claim and I was like, have
you recovered?
Speaker 2 (09:14):
He goes Friday, It was kind of.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Quiet, just making the rounds in the inside golf circles,
and then the next day it just blew up and
went viral, and uh, every yeah, as it should.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
So what were he on. Now is this your how
many weeks to be on the road? Now?
Speaker 2 (09:32):
This will be my third?
Speaker 3 (09:34):
You go two more? You got five? So I've got this.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
One and then two more after that.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Do you do like classes? I was thinking about this early. Actually,
the reason I was thought about it is because you'd
be proud of me. I've booked two Plante's classes this week.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Oh. I was actually just before we hopped on. I
just there's a solid core nearby where we're staying.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Oh, I think I'm gonna go.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
I'm going to go try to do that tonight. I
don't know what it was last week.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
I was not feeling great, and I I went on
some long walks, but I could not get There's a
great yoga studio nearby where we stay in Tampa, and
I just couldn't get myself to do it.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
So I'm feeling the law gross.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
But how was your weekend?
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Yeah? It was good. I've tried to do some gardening.
I don't have any I don't really do it. I
don't really have what do you call it green fingers?
Is it green fingers?
Speaker 2 (10:21):
A green thumb?
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Close? Yes? So would be it a green thumb?
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Anyway, it is a finger correct.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
Thank you. So I attempted because I'm just so sick
and tired of the state of my garden because basically,
I when there was a frost that hit Jacksonville not
long ago, and everyone was like covering up their plants
and stuff, and I was just like, oh, I won't
infect my plants, and obviously they all died. So my
gardens just just like shit at the minute. So I
finally went to Ace Hardware on Saturday morning and I
was like, right, I'm gonna go and figure this out.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
This is just an excuse for you to wear your
your full belt thing.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
No, my tool works for deal. Okay, my two belt thing,
I did you as well. I'll get into that. So
your nut hugger, my nut hugger, My nut hugger made
an appearance this weekend, of course. So anyway, so it's
quite overwhelming when you actually don't what the fuck you're doing.
So finally this old lady came up to me and
she says, you need some help. I was like, Barbara, please,
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like help me. So Barbara really was helpful at Ace Hardware.
Big up to Barbera Ace Hardware. So I bought a
bunch of plants I haven't planted them yet. They're just
kind of sat around where I'm gonna put them. But
I did buy baskets. I don't know. I don't think so,
I don't think so. No, they're fine. I watered them yesterday. Okay,
but it's honestly here, I can't even look at the
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front of my own and it's just a state anyway.
That's the ear I'm in now. But I did use
my nut hugger.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Because I carly feel about your heart.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
No, she doesn't care, she doesn't care. She's just it's
not something that she's like of concern to her. As
I'm very conscious of what the neighbors think of things
like that, so I'm one of them.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Wherever it's for me. I don't definitely don't care what
the neighbors thing.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
But I definitely killed the neighbors saying, okay, like I
don't want to think like we're slobs, you know. So anyway, okay,
So I'm trying to get into my garden area, which
is not working very well. But I did get my
nut hagger out because I did buy two hanging baskets
and I had to put a screw in the wall
and I put I've got any hose, and I put
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the hose against the wall as well.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
The hole.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
That was my weekend a garden. I got a new
garden hose. Yeah, it's it's literally the Ferrari of garden hoses.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
It like.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Doesn't tangle. Yeah, it's the rolls for voice of hoses.
So that I did that all weekend. But we had
actually had a really we had a really nice weekend.
We just spent it as three and then this morning
so we booked this there's a really nice spar like
in Jacksonville, and we booked it. You can't get in
for months, and we booked it for today. Are you
(12:56):
a fan of massagers?
Speaker 5 (12:58):
No?
Speaker 2 (12:58):
I think they're the absolute worst. I like, okay away
from me.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
So I'm awkward as fuck, Like I'm so awkward. I'm
trying not to be awkward. And they make me wear
open so flip flop shoes, which I.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Already don't like.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
We're not an oh family, Like it's just like it's
I don't know, it's just not for me. Ki like.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Thoughts.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
I got like an island. Oh my god. So I
got like this massage that Carlie was like, you're gonna
love it. I was like, okay, they like exfoliate you first,
and then like, I mean, you're completely naked. They obviously
don't see anything, but like you completely naked. So the
first one I'm just freaking out because I'm just like
so uncomfortable and it's like time in the month, so
I'm already like nervous about all that stuff. So I'm
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like just so nervous anyway, and then she said, would
you mind going to shower and I'll just be in
here cleaning up, Like okay, So then I'm just fucking awkward.
And then it was fine, like I did. It was fine,
but it was just awkward. I just I was coughing,
and then you know when like you getically thrown. I'm like,
please don't cough, and then I can't stop coffee. What
is going my noses? Yeah, and then my nose was
(14:04):
running and I was like she was like tickling my
feet like you know, and then and she was amazing,
Like she was amazing, she was lovely, could not have
been nicer. But I'm just it's one of the only
times in my life where I'm really awkward. I feel
like only that I don't know, I am quite Okay,
I'm like really an awkward person, but I was so awkward.
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I just hate it.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
I just just.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Yeah, the only way that I can do a massage
quote massage or I do like an exfoliating thing because.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
That's so great.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Yeah, I don't know, I like a sports massage or
like something with a physical therapist.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
But to lay there in my own thoughts for ninety minutes.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Yeah, yeah, which I did, by the way, I could
stop thinking stuff. No, I was thinking of everything. I
was like, I have a tickle under my arm, like
or like the big deal ever yeah, and then I'm
like I don't like the whale music. I'm like, this
is making me really awkward. And then I'm like I
can hear a breathing that's making me awkward. Like I
don't want to make her uncomfortable. I just want to talk.
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I just want to talk.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Yeah, you don't want to talk and just make people
enjoy enjoy that. I think that there are plenty of
people listening. They are probably like, wow, these girls are
but this is what happens when you're in type a
people pleasing psay girl.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Yeah, I hate it. I hate it. Here it like
if you give me if I've got an injury or something.
Absolutely get into it so.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
You can talk about it and you can yeah, yeah, yeah,
I need some purpose behind it.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
But as soon as I step in there, I know
the lights are dimmed and the whale music's on and
the ocean and I'm just like and they're like you
just like that. I can't even get on the bed
without being awkward, Like the towels are flopped on the side.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
And was it she was carl at least next to you, Carli.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
No, Carl just left me to myself. She had just
like I can't do it because Carl Carlie Carli likes it,
Like she gets really relaxed from it, Like I get
her one. Well Kai's only one, but he gets the
one for like her birthday and stuff like I'm a
nice per's gotten Yeah, like, wow, she's so spoiled.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
I spoil her on guy'sper.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
What a wife you are, honestly, But yes, so that
was super awkward. So I just I just got I'm
glad you're on the same page as me with that, because.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
I'm totally on the same page. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
So there were a couple of fun golf stories over
the weekend. One it was Angela Stanford getting announced as
the US saw Him Cup captain. You know Angela really
well from your years in Sawheim. What did you think
when you heard that announcement.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
I wasn't shocked, to be honest. I think that she's
definitely earned her the right to be captain. Like she's
like Angela, it's been around for donkeys years. She's funny Angela,
that is.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
The donkey's years.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
Like ages. Thank you for clarining.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Do you know what?
Speaker 3 (17:06):
There'll be people and then and think just to know
exactly what I'm talking about. Okay, but America that are
going to be like okay, dogy okay, well okay donkey's ears. Yeah,
so okay, that's just to clarify. It means a long
long time thank you. Ok So she's definitely yeah, it's
a good saying actually, So yeah, she certainly earns it
for one hundred percent. And you know when she was
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when she was announced captain, I thought, because I don't
really know in a team setting, and she can come
up as quite quiet and like not very loud, but
she reminds me a lot of like a Christie Kerr
in a sense that so I would say that Angela
is very gritty, like she never gives up. She loves
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proving people wrong. Like she's not the most put together
of golfers, like you wouldn't look at a swinger, oh
my goodness, Like she's so talented, or like the way
she drives also powerful, She's got a believable short game.
There's nothing that really stands out, and I think that
that's kind of annoyed her throughout her career because she
works extremely hard, obviously, like we all do, but I
mean she really does. She's just got that passion and fight,
(18:12):
which reminds me a bit of Christy Care. Like Christy
Care I remember used to I don't quit us. I'm
pretty sure this is what I said on it on
a yage bit was like wounded horse. And I feel
that that's very Angela. I feel I feel like she's
going to feed that to the team.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Yeah, okay, like they've got something to prove. Plus you're
on foreign soil and all that, because it's going to
be in the Netherlands.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
That's right, it's going to be in Amsterdam. Yeah, well
not 'mersdam. That's a lie, that's not true. It's not
far from Manstan though, it's not far from like Rotterdam
and Amsterdam, but yes, it is in the Netherlands. Yeah,
so yeah, what did you think of it? Or did
you to do? Do a lot?
Speaker 1 (18:45):
I still haven't gotten to interview her a lot a
little bit through the USGA the beginning of my career,
but because I don't, I don't cover a ton of
hell PGA.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
So I haven't. I haven't.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
I mean I've got I've met her several times various
US Women's Open things, but I haven't gotten to spend
a ton of time around her, especially when she was
like really actively playing.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
How would you compare her to Stacy Lewis?
Speaker 3 (19:07):
They've got quite similar demeanors, if I'm honest. That's why
I'm struggling to kind of like would you have.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Played against Angela or would she have been a captain back?
Speaker 3 (19:14):
I have played. I've played Solheims against her for sure, Yeah,
like my first one was twenty eleven, but I haven't
actually played. I don't think've played a match against her,
like I've had a lot more to do with Stacey.
Like I have a lot more conversations with Stacy because
we're kind of a similar age and like we're on
the place, you know, the board together. So like we've
had a lot of discussions about stuff and quite deep conversations.
Whereas I feel like Ange's just a little bit older
(19:37):
than me, so she kind of hung out with a
different kind of crowd. Yeah, I mean, i'd say that
they're both quite quiet, but their golf is quite loud.
Like if you look at Angel's career, like it's and
I mean this is no disrespect to Angela adult, but
it's like remarkably good as in like it's surprised. It
would surprise you how like she only went heavy and
not that long ago, you know what I mean. Wild, Yeah,
(19:59):
which is wild, But people, she's kind of under the
radar when you look at all like the achievements that
she's achieved, you wouldn't actually have immediately thought that when
you hear the name Angela Stanford. So she's a she's obviously,
you know, an extremely good player, and like I said,
she's I feel like she's got a point to prove
and I feel like she's going to feed that into
into her kind of because it's going to be a
(20:19):
young team, The US team is gonna be a young
team next year, dangerous, so I'll see who she's going
to have his vice captains. I'm quite intrigued at that.
I think it is quite quite interesting.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
There's one news story.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
Are we talking about it? The goat? Yeah? Okay for
anyone who doesn't know, who's obviously just not been on
social media for the last tigers. Well, we have to
for this for our job here.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
Yeah, this is true.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
We're doing it for the people. Tigers, hard love, launch thoughts,
God and carry you go first and I'll feed off you.
Shall we read up to we read out the Instagram
post or not, because I've got it right here, you know,
for it.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Wow, she's got cueue up girl.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
So two photos. Love is in the air and life
is better with you by my side. We look forward
to our journey through life together. This time we would
appreciate privacy for all those close to our hearts.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Quite a dramatic reading by Melbury.
Speaker 3 (21:29):
Thank you, thank you. Do you know what? I listened
to some stuff that you do and I'm trying to
I actually didn't think about it then. I should have
read that again a bit more hasty, but okay, thank you,
do it again.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Do it again. Let's go and take two and three
two okay, one anger, love is.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
In the air, and life is better with you by
my side. We look forward to our journey through life together.
At this time, we would appreciate privacy for all those
close to our hearts. Wow, thank you. I know I didn't.
I didn't know if that was the vibe, but I
just I just this just the vibe that I felt. So, yeah,
(22:05):
were very happy for Tiger, very happy.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Were very happy for Tiger. So I saw them or
she was at Genesis. Yeah, she's gorgeous and her and
Ki Trump so hm uh. So I saw them walking
around and I.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
Didn't know who she was.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
I just assumed that it was either part of because
his you know, Tiger has a big team, it's a
big entourage, blah blah blah.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
They all walk around.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
So I just, you know, I wasn't gonna go ask
or look into it or anything, but you got what's
going on here. So then later when I saw the
I think it was like a week ago. There's you know,
all the tabloids started to pick it up and it
was pictures from that golf tournament, and I was.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
Like, oh, like that makes sense.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
I mean, good for good for them. I think it's great.
The photo the post is a little funny.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
Okay, So I have a story about this. So okay,
so the first photse was them to isn't it very like,
you know, cute whatever? So you know that what the
next one on the hammock? I don't think I've ever
told us I have like PTSD of hammocks because and
this is why it's got into this. This is where
my brain goes because when my dad's had a few
(23:22):
bevers after the pub, you know, he likes he likes
to reminisce about my mum, which is very sweet, but
sometimes it just isn't probably something that a daughter should
listen to. But you know, we're all adults in the room. Whatever,
And he's I didn't think this was true, but he's
reminded me a few times that they were once in
(23:44):
a hammock enjoying each other, as I should say, and
I was like, where is this girl? The hammock broke
and it was the momentum that my dad did not need.
And then nine months later I arrived. So it's like PTSD,
I see.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
ITTSD, you weren't there technical Oh well no you were,
so it embedded into yours.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
It's a beautiful thing, right, it's a beautiful thing.
Speaker 5 (24:13):
One.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
I did not need to hear it about fifteen times
that he's told me, okay, And two it just whenever
I see a hammock, like I'd love a hammock in
my back one and I'm like, god it, I just
can't like, we just cannot do it. I just can't
do it. We just can't have it. It's I don't know.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
I mean, it might be good for some loving.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
Kira, come on, no.
Speaker 4 (24:38):
Full m okay, I don't think that that's why they've
added that.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
But I'm it's weird photo, isn't it. It is a
bit weird photo to post.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
But whatever makes you happy, whatever makes you happy.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
But we're very happy for Tiger. He definitely has a type,
not gonna lie to you. He has a type, doesn't
he The old boy, which, hey, I'm here for it,
blonde heart, Yeah, yeah, him here for it. But listen,
like what we like, We like what we like. And
if Tiger's happy, we are all very happy for Tiger.
He deserves it, especially he's injured.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
He announced that he's got yeah again.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
Yeah, yeah, it was just kill isn't it. Yeah, But
talking about that Kai Trump. She's a really good golfer,
isn't she. She's pretty decent. Yeah, yeah, she's really good
on YouTube now and stuff too. Yeah she's got a
cool name. Oh yeah, yeah, that's right. That post has
(25:39):
so many connections to me.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
So good, it's so good. Did you see Scottie's Master's menu?
Speaker 5 (25:47):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (25:48):
Okay, yes I did. It's it's nice. It's Americans, such America.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Okay if you If you didn't see it, and people
don't see it, I have it. I have this is
what I have queued up, and you have tigers than
I have the food. So for appetizers, appetizers, it's cheeseburger
sliders served Scottie style. Unclear as to what Scottie style is,
firecracker shrimp, Papa chefs, meatball, and ravioli bites. And I
(26:16):
think that this has to be a call out to
the ravioli he was making over Christmas when he cut
his hand.
Speaker 5 (26:23):
God.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
So I don't know if that sound purpose or not,
but that's funny Texas style chili.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Look, I have a real moral dilemma when it comes
to chili after March.
Speaker 3 (26:35):
So I'm not quite you care about that one. I'm
with you go chili.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
I love chili. I love chili. Well, yeah, can't having
a nice spring evening. It's just not for me.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
A nice Gospot show could have been good, but whatever,
I just work here. Main course wood fired cowboy rabbi
or blackened redfish, some nice sides, and for dessert a
warm chocolate chip skillet cookie which with ice cream, which
I'm all about that.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
I'm up for that as well.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
The only thing I put this on Instagram. The only
thing that I thought was missing from this is like.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
A delectable caesar salad, like you know, you really finely
chopped lettuce or baby gems with all of the parmesan
cheese and like a really anchovy like oh my mouth
is salivating thinking about it.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
Dressing. Okay, so obviously I'm not American. You are, so
I'm going to ask you this question. To me, it
sounded very American and very Texas cool.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
He's from Texas. Well, I'm just making sure you know, Dallas.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
Thank you to specific. Okay, I I got that, thank you.
I'm just saying, well, fuck, oh gosh, okay, Well, because
I know, like Bob qu and stuff is quite big
and si, so I just was making sure, like and
I know, like me and like, so yeah, I just
(28:03):
was just making sure, making sure. What just said? It's
quite Texas, so my opinion is correct.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Okay, yeah, I think that it's giving.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
It's giving elevated Texas, but like also elevated chilies, which
is not bad.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
I love a Chilis beer chies. I love a san
Do you mean a chiliese is in the restaurant?
Speaker 5 (28:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (28:26):
What else?
Speaker 2 (28:27):
What of the chilies is there?
Speaker 3 (28:29):
I don't know what?
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Like?
Speaker 3 (28:30):
Yeah, the actual pepper chitties. Do you know what? I'm
not against the chiliese.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
They have a margarita deal, they have a beer.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
Dealer, ice colors.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
What else could a person want?
Speaker 3 (28:44):
Ice? Cold bebies? Ye, chef kiss it? Okay, what would
be yours? Can you just do your three courses please?
I'm quite cheats.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Wait, no, I this is something I need to spend
time thinking.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
Sorry, Okay, do you.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Go first if you have if you have one with
me on the spot, except okay, I gotta think about it.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
Oh god, okay, So a starter i'd have, like, can
I be so basic? Okay?
Speaker 2 (29:16):
I would have like a beef Wellington funk off.
Speaker 3 (29:19):
That's gonna be my main cause not there yet, Kira, Okay,
all right, I'd have like I'd have like a pate
with Marlborough toast, like a live a pate mast with
a bit of Chuckney or yeah, something like that, or
like a loomy stick or something like a Hulony fry.
And then I have a beef Onton okay, a beef
Wellington for sure, for sure, with like honey roasted vegetables.
(29:44):
And then or a pizza. I was gonna say, I
fucking love pizza. It's my favorite love.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
You know what I would do for the main I
would do the best pizza ever, like find some Italian
chef to fly in, and then sushi, like find a
sushi show and just do like pizza and sushi.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
With the best caesar salad you've ever had. Doesn't that sound?
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (30:09):
That sounds Oh.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
And also a giant charcuterie thing.
Speaker 3 (30:13):
With like all of the things yes.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
Yes, yes, yes, yes yes, those things you can't get.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
Wrong with, like a like a and like just a
I don't even know, I don't I can't even say the.
Speaker 5 (30:25):
Word charkat is I say it shark charcuterie, charcuteri Okay,
charcuto anyway, it's they're amazing, And like, are you like
okay after dinner you like a dessert sweet?
Speaker 3 (30:36):
Or you more of a savory kind of girl.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
I would rather have a piece of pizza than a
piece of cake.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
But I love cheese.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
Yeah, I could do a cheese for dessert.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
But you know those if you go to like a
French restaurant or an Italian restaurant and they do those
little chocolate bodinos, it's like a It's like a very
dense chocolate moose.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that with some red wine at the
end of a meat don't care. I live for that. Actually,
I might have to do that to me.
Speaker 3 (31:09):
And Kyli. We're gonna have protein bowls. I might have
to switch it to pizza now.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
And yeah, chocolate potino red wine.
Speaker 3 (31:17):
Oh, you can't beat it. Honestly, you cannot beat it. No,
that's making my mouth water. Now I'm gonna have to Okay, we.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
Have to move on.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
We have to move on.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
We have two more things that we want to talk about,
and then we'll move on to our next agment. So, allegedly,
Charlie Hall has announced that she is stopped smoking. She's
made a ten thousand dollars bet. I'm not sure who
she made the bet with, but she's made a ten
thousand dollars bet that she is when a cold turkey
stopped smoking.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Mel Your response, please.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
I'm very happy she stopped ripping the darts because it's
not good for her health. And she's into a high
Rocks at the minute, and she's obviously getting super fit.
Cigarettes High Rocks, high type of training she's doing. Yeah, oh,
I've never heard of that. It's like a it's like
a oh, people are gonna go out me for this.
I would say it's like a like a not quite
(32:09):
as intense as CrossFit, but it's quite similar. Okay, it's
not as much lifting and stuff. It's just but it's
very high intensity growing tires. Yeah, yeah, No, this is
like like the ski and like you run forward to
meters then you do like twenty ball squats and sorry
and things like that. So she's obviously getting very fit.
I don't think this the smoking is complimenting that, if
(32:29):
I'm honest. So I'm very proud of her. She said
that she's not I saw today. She's said that she's
not had any cravings. She says she's just lost her
appetite there, but I'm very proud of her fact that
she's good for her, good for you, Charles, and for
it mate. So you know, I will miss sing it
ever so slightly, just from my selfish point of view.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
It was a nice time. It was a nice.
Speaker 3 (32:54):
Walking into the player's dining room and going outside after,
you know, really hot, sweaty day and just smelling the
whiff of smoke in my face was just like Charlie's here. Yeah, exactly,
but yes, very proud of us. So hopefully she sticks
to it.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
Hopefully she does. Good for you, Charlie, best wishes on
your journey. Stop smoking.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
And last golf story, I wanted to ask, did you
see that Selene Dionne was at a TGL match a
couple of weeks ago and then she posted on on
Instagram like a video of her dancing on a on
a golf course playing golf.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
I did see that. She's not got a bad little swing,
you know.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
Ah, I always love when you give a nice analysis.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
Well, I mean, yeah, I think she's got a decent
little movement. It's a bit loopy, but it's pretty good.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
I think that because she was in Las Vegas or
she still probably is in I don't know if her
full time home is in Las Vegas, but she obviously
had that Las Vegas residency for a really long time
and her son like grew up in Vegas and play
a lot of golf in Vegas.
Speaker 3 (34:03):
Okay, do you reckon that's where she played? Then?
Speaker 2 (34:06):
I'm so, But you know who knows. I don't know
the inner workings of the movements.
Speaker 3 (34:11):
How is she doing? Is she doing? Okay? Isn't she.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
Public appearances?
Speaker 1 (34:17):
I didn't watch her documentary because I just I love
Celine Dion so much and I couldn't sit through that
because I feel the feels really hard when I watch
something like that. But from working the Paris Games over
the summer, when she sang on the top of the
Eiffel Tower, like it still makes me tear up down.
Speaker 3 (34:37):
I like we've lost her again. On music, people, I
can I can't. No. I know she is very an
emotional singer, isn't she.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
Yeah, she is the greatest of all time ever ever,
So I love you.
Speaker 3 (34:49):
She's pretty good. I used to I used to blare
out my heart will go on for when I first
I watched Titanic, I was twelve. And then when the
submarine thing happened, the thing long a couple of years ago,
wherever it was, I was addicted to that song again
you know the explosion.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
Oh yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
That was well.
Speaker 3 (35:06):
Then I dived into Titanic for like two again again.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
Everyone, while, you know what, let's put on the Titanic.
I love it.
Speaker 3 (35:14):
It's it's amazing. It's one of my favorite big movies
like that. Anymore, they don't make it like they used
to care of too.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
Expensive, too expensive expensive. We're going to take a break.
Quiet please, we'll be right back.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
So this is our segment called Shush of the Week,
where we shush something. It could be anything in life,
anything in golf, any random thought that we have.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
Well, what is your shush of the week?
Speaker 3 (35:46):
All right, So obviously I'm retired, so I'm not playing golf. Basically,
I've I've probably played like twice this year, and the
boys invited me to play on Friday, and I thought,
you know what, I will. So when I'm played, I know,
I warmed up with three balls.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (36:04):
I literally hit three balls. Yeah, and then I was like,
that feels pretty good. Let's go. I fucking played horrific
horrific or terrific, horrific horrific. We ended up coming back
a little bit towards the end, so we didn't need
too much money. But I mean it was like one
of my best friends, James. He really is one of
(36:25):
the best boats with him, but when you start losing
against him, he really pisses me off. Like a golf bag.
Yeah he's DC, he's very good and he knows it
like he's just but it's all banter and he's British.
It's all banter.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
I know it is.
Speaker 3 (36:40):
But he's the only person that can really fucking wind
me up. He really winds me up, really winds me up,
and I wind him up. So it's like, you know,
we give it back to each other. But the only
time I've ever like smashed my golf bag is I've
been playing a casual match with him and anyways, so
that's the shush of the week for me to stop
being so ignorant think that just because I grinded my
(37:01):
whole life at golf that I'm just going to switch
it back on and be able to shoot five under
from the tips. So it's actually made me that's kind
of like go out and get practicing, because I just
cannot be that shit.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
It's you're gonna shush yourself from.
Speaker 3 (37:13):
I'm shushing myself for being such, for the ignorance of
my own thinking and the humbling that the game of
golf has once again. Golf always given me, golf will
always win. So yes, I will be back to the
grind in the next few days, and yours.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
My shush this week is also kind of a shush
to myself. I was thinking about this the other day.
I was like, gosh, I have some really weird thoughts,
like what if I just, I don't know, like ate
this and it poisoned me and that's it.
Speaker 2 (37:44):
So I just I have these intrusive thoughts constantly.
Speaker 3 (37:49):
So oh caira.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
So I'm gonna say shush to myself, shush to the intrusive,
weird thoughts that are constantly in my brain. Or you're
on camera, what if I just forget everything that I
planned to say to this post.
Speaker 3 (38:03):
So I do that all the time. I do it
all the time, all the time.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (38:08):
I think that's called anxiety, isn't it thinking? Isn't that
quite excite? Basically, we just had we have anxiety and
we just get medicaid. I thought your shush the week
would have been your ten lines that you just can't
be showed me before me out.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
Yeah, I do have golf tan lines. If you're watching
on YouTube. I have this like perfect red V on
my chest yesterday, Thank you.
Speaker 3 (38:32):
What do you see? You see? Yeah? But the thing is, Kira,
you can go and get that like you will have
one day in the sun. It'll be fine. I've had
like twenty years of that. Mine is permanently imprinted on me.
It's like a tattoo, Like my V is a tattoo.
And my feet never ever colored. They just they just white.
You know what I have?
Speaker 1 (38:48):
You know what else I have as a shush? Sorry,
this is an unrelated shush to my intrusive thoughts. But
I wear these pants that I call my reporter pants,
and they they leave like a two inch band of
my ankle exposed to the world. So I've got my
sneakers on my socks and there's two inch band and
then my pants. That band on my ankles is permanently burned.
(39:11):
They just have these like little rings around my ankles
that will never go away because I wear them every
day to work.
Speaker 2 (39:17):
They're the perfect reporter pants. I hate wearing a skirt
at work.
Speaker 3 (39:20):
Why don't you just put sunscreen on your ankle?
Speaker 2 (39:22):
I try, it doesn't stay.
Speaker 3 (39:24):
Sure. I put a spams on it. What a SPAN's
leg thing on it?
Speaker 5 (39:29):
With that?
Speaker 3 (39:30):
Not without the spams that protect your skin, the spalms
spanss is it spams spuzz? You know what I mean?
The white things that players wear on their arms.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
Do you think I'm gonna wear those white things on
my ankles?
Speaker 3 (39:45):
You're great.
Speaker 1 (39:47):
Help.
Speaker 3 (39:49):
I'm just stay to help you. Okay, that's fair enough.
So so intrusive thoughts, okay, well done. I would get that.
I I also have very intrusive thoughts. Is on a word?
Are we doing Sunday race? Now? Yeah, this is the
Sunday RoCE. I thought about it and we don't really
know what we're talking about, but we just talked about
funny stories.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
Yes, so this is Mel's idea where we share some
funny stories towards the end of the show. You know,
it's a nice feel good way to end your week end,
your podcast episode and your Sunday. The British people do it,
so we're gonna try.
Speaker 2 (40:21):
So. I got a submission for a pretty funny story.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
So all your submissions are anonymous, by the way, So okay,
this soun's great.
Speaker 2 (40:33):
Years ago, I played pebble with a good friend of mine.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
We got paired with this guy who had driven through
the night from Canada and had gotten on the afternoon
as a single. He insisted on playing the back teas
he shouldn't have. On the second hole, we noticed something strange.
He had a bunny rabbit with him. Turns out his
precious bunny was dying and they took this journey together
(40:57):
as the bunnies last dying wish. He had a VID
you a camera with him and took the bunny out
on every hole and at times asked us to video
the two of them. By the back nine, Pebble Beach
staff were coming out on golf carts to witness what
became a crazy story making its rounds up there.
Speaker 2 (41:12):
And then he said, lest you think.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
I'm exaggerating, I have proof, and he sends me these
photos of the guy with the bunny rab.
Speaker 2 (41:22):
Looking out into the.
Speaker 3 (41:26):
I mean that is adorable, isn't it. I mean the
bunny liked it. It was his wish. I mean, people
dream of going to Pebble and then Bunny.
Speaker 2 (41:40):
Decided this was going to be his excuse to go
to Pebble Beach.
Speaker 3 (41:43):
She's like, you know what, oh, bunnies like you allowed?
You allowed dogs on Pebble So are you allowed? Are
you allowed bunnies?
Speaker 1 (41:51):
I don't I get I guess I mean there's like
bunnies in the wild at Pebble Beach.
Speaker 2 (41:56):
I don't think that you're allowed to bring your dog
like it's not a.
Speaker 3 (41:59):
Well that's why I'm asking is it pets? Because it's
obviously a pet, the bunny, So I was just asking.
Speaker 1 (42:03):
I can't imagine contact the staff was up for this,
but okay, it was his dying wish.
Speaker 3 (42:09):
Yeah, that's fair enough. That's absolute fair enough, absolute fair enough.
Do you know what? Fair play to the lad. He's
did a nice thing for his bunny, is it, bunny rabbit?
Fair play to the lad. Bunny's had a nice old
time at Pebble Beach in the afternoon. He's made everyone
have a little bit of a giggle. Fair play to him.
I'm fully supportive of this, taking bunnies on golf courses
for their dying wish.
Speaker 2 (42:29):
You know, this is a beautiful rabbit.
Speaker 5 (42:36):
It really is.
Speaker 1 (42:37):
It's very majestic. Carly would probably wouldn't write it over.
Speaker 3 (42:42):
But if yeah, Kylie would run that over straight away.
She wouldn't give a shit if it was pretty or not.
I think it's very pretty.
Speaker 1 (42:49):
Oh okay, So thank you to Toroyle's nice for somebitting
that I was hoping we could end on one of
my favorite golf stories, which happens to be one of
your stories, and that is a particular adventure that also
our manager Cassette got to go on with you can
you please regale us.
Speaker 2 (43:06):
With the tail?
Speaker 3 (43:06):
Okay? So I got invited to with Charlie Hill and
Tale to open a golf course in Pakistan for Cernik
Faldo and we'd have to go to Dubai first, spend
the night, and then fly private to Pakistan. Perfect. So
we get to Dubai and they're talking. We we had
to have security because obviously Pakistan and not that there's anything,
(43:27):
but we just needed security just for us basically.
Speaker 2 (43:31):
And also i'll just pause the story.
Speaker 1 (43:32):
I'll just pause the story with when mel started working
with Cassette, her number one thing that she wanted to
do was get on a private jet.
Speaker 2 (43:39):
And so this was oh yeah, this is the big
private jet moment. Continue.
Speaker 3 (43:43):
I like it. Yes. So we get to Dubai and
we meet the guy who's like arranged or whatever, and
he's like, oh, by the way, the head of security
is going to be able to come with us, and
so it's like, oh, I'm not that comfortable with that.
But is there a place when they said, don't wan
know and he's had to go on business you had
to get there's an urgent matter happened. And Casette's like,
(44:04):
may I ask what that urgent matter is or blah
blah blah. She's just looking out for a client. And
he says, oh, there's been some little war breakout between
Ukraine and Russia, and me and Cassette to suck at
each other like oh shit. So anyway, we were talking
like should we really go to Pakistan? Basically we're like, look,
I know we're here, but like, really do we really
(44:25):
should we really go? Like I just don't think it's
the right time. I don't think it's like politically correct,
and like we just felt very uncomfortable about it, like
there's if there's a war going, I don't know. It
was just weird. And so we'd had a couple of
margaritas to calm the nerves, and there's this way you're
going with it when I got back to my room.
So I've gone to theirs thinking I'm fine, and I've
(44:47):
woke up in the morning and I'm like, oh my god,
why what is on my head? Like what is on
my head? And I've had a closer lug and I
remembered that when I was getting when I was bear
in mind, I was jet lagged and had a very
long day, and I had had a couple of more
greeters because we were upset, right, So when I was
putting stuff away, I'd accidentally fell, like not even far,
(45:08):
just as I was kneeling to put my stuff in.
Speaker 2 (45:10):
My case, and I'd got a carpet bird on my head.
Speaker 3 (45:16):
I'm not joking. It was like four inches. And so
I go downstairs and because says at breakfast, because it's
like what the fuck? And I was like, Cassette, I
don't know. I think it's a carpet thin. And so anyway,
Charlie comes down and she's like, mate, you got on
your main what you've been doing last night? And I'm like,
I don't know. I was like I remember like, but
I didn't think anything of it, like I remember like
(45:38):
going whoops, and then just didn't think anything of it,
and liter she lost my balance. So then I go
to the desk and I'm excuse me, do you guys
have like a plaster like a band aid, like a
band Well, it was massive.
Speaker 2 (45:51):
It was like I'd fun chased off my forehead off.
Speaker 3 (45:56):
So I was so embarrassed, and I was like, everyone's
going to think I was wasted, which you know the
other couple maybe, Well, I knew weren't going to go
to the Pakistan because like.
Speaker 2 (46:08):
Anymore, no, I knew.
Speaker 3 (46:10):
I knew I didn't need to look good anymore because
I knew we weren't going because me and Set would
talk about it and we just felt it wasn't right
and we were one hundred percent correct, Like we just didn't.
It didn't vibe with us. So ME and Cassette ended
up having a couple days in Dubai before I had
sworn off to Singapore for the LPGA event with my
carpet burnst and and pretty much attacked the whole way.
Speaker 2 (46:33):
Did you ever get on a private jet?
Speaker 3 (46:36):
I have been on a private jet since I think
have I yes, No, I have been on a private jet,
but not like that that. This was like a real nice.
Speaker 2 (46:43):
Private jet that was going to be a private jet.
Speaker 3 (46:46):
This was going to be a legit private jet. Yeah.
But yeah, that's people listening. Please don't think I'm like
I'm a professional person, because we knew we weren't going
so like we'll scrat it. We'll have a couple of
margaritas and and drown our prison. Yeah, and just let's
just we're gonna have a couple days in dubi, so
let's just enjoy it. But yes, the cop it fucking
(47:06):
hurts well, by the way, Like I kept putting cream
on it, and it really hurt, like really bad, and
it was it wouldn't go away for agent. Then it
would like peel in like Singapore because of the humidity,
and it was just it just was awful. It was awful.
It was so painful, and like when I was getting
physio and stuff, i'd have to have my head down.
I was like an these I can't I just don't understand.
Speaker 2 (47:28):
How you could have hit your head so hard on
the carpet. I know because happened.
Speaker 3 (47:33):
I was kneeling. I was actually getting things out of
my suitcase and I just remember like I slipped on
my hand or something and I just went like that
and just cross the floor in my head. It was awful.
It was one of those injuries I've ever had. Oh.
I wasn't the most aesthetically pleasing for a bit, but
it was just honestly, when I came down with the
(47:53):
plaster on, like the band.
Speaker 1 (47:55):
Aid on my head because it was like the shade,
it was Carlott letter, can we just leave?
Speaker 3 (48:04):
I was like, i'msing myself, we need to leave now.
So yeah, but the Charlie so went on the trip,
she said it was it was fine. Everyone was safe,
thank goodness. But yes, we just didn't feel comfortable so
we didn't go. Okay, okay, but yeah, thank you. I
hope everyone doesn't judge me for that. But yeah, hey,
things happened. It was years ago.
Speaker 2 (48:26):
It was years ago. It made it for a great
story for us.
Speaker 3 (48:29):
Yeah, I'm much more mature now and much more more
careful when around taking things out. Yes, taking things out
of my suitcase. I think I was on a hard
wood and then I slid onto the carpet.
Speaker 2 (48:45):
I think that was I thinking about all of it
because I remember.
Speaker 3 (48:49):
Doing it, but honestly didn't hurt that much. And then
I just didn't show it hurt. And then I looked
and I.
Speaker 2 (48:53):
Was like, oh shit, well it seems like you've recovered.
Speaker 3 (48:55):
Well, your forehead is beautiful. Thank you.
Speaker 2 (49:00):
Okay, guys, that's our show.
Speaker 1 (49:02):
If anyone has Sunday Roast stories, please please send them
to us.
Speaker 2 (49:06):
We would love to read them out on the show.
And a reminder to just subscribe to.
Speaker 1 (49:11):
All our various channels so that you can see all
of the melanchia content that you that you want to see.
Speaker 3 (49:17):
But mel anything else from you today? No, I think
I've shared enough today, thank you. M Okay, yeah, I
mean how I was conceived and now the scoring on
my forehead when when I date wear makeup. So yes,
I think.
Speaker 2 (49:36):
Hammicks could lead to plenty of room.
Speaker 3 (49:38):
There's plenty more where this came from. People. I'm here
for your entertainment. So anyway, I hope you enjoyed the
app and it's always fund in with just you care as.
Speaker 2 (49:47):
Well, always the best. I'll see you next week.
Speaker 3 (49:50):
Now, bye bye bye.
Speaker 2 (49:58):
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Speaker 1 (49:59):
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Speaker 3 (50:05):
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Speaker 2 (50:07):
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Speaker 1 (50:10):
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