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Speaker 1 (00:12):
I was just in Miami and Zzs and Carbone are
part of a major food group. So if you buy
Carbone sauce, if you've been to Carbone, if you've heard
of Zz's, it's part of major food group. It's got Sidel's,
et cetera. But it's basically they're the rolls Royce culin
(00:33):
in the food groups. Like it's elite. They're celebrities in
their own right, Okay, like Zz's. Carbone is a brand. Okay,
it's air mes a food head to toe, it's a flex,
it's a nam ed up it's a thing. Like Raos
is amazing because Rayo's is cool uptown and the sauce
and Rayos aren't the same anymore. The brand isn't the same,
and all the different restaurants aren't owned by the same
(00:54):
as the sauce or so there's some separation and it's
amazing and there is no reservation like Rayo's uptown and
the sauce of Raos is excellent, excellent, Like it's a
neck and neck horse race for that in Carbone. But
REOs didn't do the whole food group thing, like wait,
we're gonna do another thing. We're gonna do another thing
like these fucking Major Food Group people. They're entrepreneurs, they're
savage beasts, Okay, and I'm here for it. I'll tell
(01:16):
you why. I hear from this guy that I go
out with on Friday. He's like, Oh, they're doing a
thing over there on the beach. I got this crazy
thing going with horses, that's all I hear. And I
walked on the beach and I saw this crazy It
looked like there were horses. I saw Qatar Airways. I
didn't see anything. I didn't see Carbone, name, etc. Next year,
Major Food Group, make sure your fucking name is on
that beach board, because you guys.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Were a draw.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
But anyway, I saw Qatar Airways, which is not the
same draw because you don't understand what it's gonna be.
So someone says to me, they got this thing going.
I had nothing going. I know the people from Zz's
and Carbone. I'm like, what is it. They're like, come by.
So the first night I didn't go and Sting does
a surprise performance, so that's a kick in the nuts.
But the night I go, I show up. I think
(02:01):
it's gonna be a zoo and it's not. You walk in,
but like you have to be on a list, but
like you walk in, I didn't do hair makeup.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
I just wore my own dress. I did my own makeup.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
I walk in through this like windy doorway and you
can see the ocean from the second you walk in.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
And it's a tent. It's a two story tent.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
It's an apartment building, like if you've ever been to
the racetrack of seeing it on TV, you see the
clubhouses upstairs and like they've got a view of the track,
et cetera. So they built this miniature ring like think
Westminster Dog Show level. You know a ring, right, but
it's not miniature. It's not miniature at all. Think hockey rink. Okay,
in front of this two story apartment building on the
(02:41):
sand on the ocean. Now, I don't think Katar Airways
could do this. But the backdrop, because the sky is
pink and purple and blue, it's cotton candy sky.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
It's crazy.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
It looks like the icy flavors, like the pink like blue,
like the it's insane.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
It's Quitar Airways.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
But I gotta get that it's like the Grand Arabians
or the Grand It's it's a horse show.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
The guy Alec Nass shout.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Out from Zz's and Carbone, who catered every fucking morsel
of this entire thing, which like it's a flex to
just go to Carbone.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Now you could just.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Like eat out of troughs of every type of their food.
And I am in a supermodel glow up, so a
I didn't get to eat up at b I didn't
get up from the table because I was being attacked
by a lot of people. Turns out I am actually
supermodel and I'm internationally famous. I'm the Austin Powers of
supermodels because I was attacked at this event and this
was an elite af event. Okay, so we're on the beach,
(03:36):
then there's Arabian horses. So Alec Nass, from Zzi's major
food group, he tells, I said, what the fuck it?
Speaker 2 (03:42):
What is this? Because I grew up.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
At the racetrack and elite derby shit, and we're gonna
give a shout out to the derby in a minute.
Because I was supposed to go this year. I just
am having a nervous breakdown, so I can't go. So
I'm gonna go back to whatever the fuck's Zz's and
Carbone is doing because I'm basically their adopted child slash pet.
I don't like social plans, so it's called point me
in the direction of the Spicy Rigatoni. Whether it's gonna
have Arabian horses or chicken fights, I'm coming. So I'm
(04:08):
sitting now, and they have carbone Zz's every dish, every dish.
Zz's the spicy Cucumbus Carbone, the Rigatoni, sushi, the whole thing.
It's calling rich bitch catering right beyond. And the event
costs tens of millions of dollars and they planned it
last minute. Okay, so we're on the beach in a
two story condo and now you just see horses coming
(04:29):
out with the trainers. But it's not thoroughbred horse training
and it's not show jumping, and I don't want to
see that in the symbol. I can't explain it. It's
too constricting. The show jumping is a little pretentious. It's
giving a little palm beach. It's very elitist, it's very whatever,
super flex rich and entry is quite expensive and all
that shit. This is real rich, Like this is another
(04:51):
level from even a questrian rich Across the board. This
is International Man of Mystery Rich. So we're in this
tent and I did a video. I'm like, I'm a
harlequin romance. My hair is blowing in the wind like
I went through a dishwasher, but still my hair is
blowing in the wind. There are like gorgeous, stunning, immaculate,
impeccable dressed men everywhere. Every woman is dressed from like
(05:14):
the most sexy sludy to elite gorgeousness. But like it's casual.
This thing is casual. The event is expensive and dripping
filthy rich, but it's also casual. That's why it's cool.
Like you could wear jeans and a T shirt if
you wanted to. But the women are dressed that men
are dress. And now you've Arabian horses going in circles
(05:35):
and I don't even know what it means because but
there's no saddle and there's no structures to jump over.
There are just people out there with these like like
almost they look like like whips, like with that like
little skinny thing on the end just to like like
they're concert conductors that are like just making the horses
do what they want, and the horses are supermodels. It's
(05:56):
a horse fashion shit. That's what I'm calling it. Okay,
Katari aras can call it what they want. This is
a real competition for filthy rich people to invest in
horses that like compete in shows. But they really they
don't have to do anything but look stunning. So think
Naomi Campbell, Cindy Crawford, Claudia Schiffer. There was one Kardashian horse.
It's just Maine was so long and dramatic. I was like,
(06:17):
that is a Kardashian Okay, And they're.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Like wild looking.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
They got it all be purebread, but like like gray gray,
like stone by a pool, like slate. Grape horses with
like black hair.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
I don't know if there's a rule.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
I don't know if you could die the hair if
it's like the rules, they have to be natural, but
like the black hair contrast or like a white horse
or a chocolate horse. The skin is glistening like they
are eating chia and asai e bowl wheak grass diye.
It's like the glam on these horses. The diet they're eating.
They are arawon horses through and throw, they eat at
airwon they only eat organic. I didn't love this event
(06:54):
for one reason for them because there were fireworks and
it made me cringe me a little because of them,
and there was loud music and like later flow Ride
it performed, but like also I've been out to events
and it's been super loud and I haven't loved it.
And I've also not like the rollercoaster or fireworks. What
the fuck is the life of these horses year round? Yes,
(07:15):
they have to do some they have to go to
the gym. Sometimes they have a boot camp. They see
Berries boot camp, they see Tracy Anderson. They only the best.
But like I think they're chilling all year long, just
like sipping mocktails, like gorgeous, like fresh or muddled mocktails.
(07:43):
These horses I identify as a horse, Like you don't
understand they're super model and you just watched them go
in a circle and then somebody wins and the winner
has like this incredible like pink gorgeous like garment, garment
like gay man's Like there was a gay guy, the
(08:04):
black gay man that was like the right hand to
Anna Winter, like he was fabulous.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
I don't know if he's still there. I don't know
his name.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
He's like famous himself, like an outfit, a garment that
he would wear on these horses, like Carl Lagerfeld, like
diamond encrusted pink rainbow colored garment on the Winner, and
like the hair, just the bangs, like I want to
come back as an Arabian horse going to a show
on the beach that carbone and Zzi's is catering, Like
(08:31):
are you kidding me?
Speaker 2 (08:33):
I can't. So that was what I went to in Miami.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Miami's on fleek right now because it's got such a
mix of all this shit, like Guido the Killer Pimp
in his oversized watch and undersized T shirt and like
tight jeans. And then you've got the guy that I
posted about, who I called I named him Fabian. I said,
he's like in my Harlequin romance novel, this guy like
(08:56):
he was stunning. His arms were Ai.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
He was Ai.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
He was an AI guy to match the Ai sky
and I posted about him, and the Gaze woke up
very early on the day posted. They're like, what the
fuck is wrong? You didn't know that's Pietro. Like what
they're like, he's an Italian famous model. He was a
math teacher turned influencer turned supermodel. I'm like well, does
(09:20):
he know I'm a fucking supermodel too. I was at
the gym the next day with a trainer. I was like, what,
he was so stunning and I just happened to find him.
But every man was like him. They had like stunning
men and horses falling off of trees. It was insane.
So that's what I did this weekend.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
What did you do?
Speaker 1 (09:41):
I think of ridiculous things late at night. By the way,
thank you all for listening. I see that, like, I
don't know, there was like a sort of cult following
of you guys. I just know because of the messages
and some people that reach out to me, and like
I see the numbers and it just feel like it's
just like there's a group of you that like watch religiously.
(10:03):
So I do preach. I really do preach. And it
means like a friend today texted me and they go,
can you stop? I'm crying on the subway talking about
Jeppetto in the back making the shoes. And every person
that texts me this, I go, I don't know what
you're talking about, because I forget the things that I say.
I know not what I say. I never knew what
I said on the reality show The Housewives. Either when
(10:24):
I tell you I'm so fucking stressed, I was just
about to do a rant or a read or an
ad or I don't. I'm so fucking my stress is
at like a seventeen. I am like I'm on the
Amazing Race how I felt on The Apprentice. I feel
like I'm like that cartoon character that has like those
the big white like eyeballs with the cracks, the red
cracks in them, like you see those like Halloween store
(10:47):
eyeballs that have the cracks going through them, Like that's
my permanent eyeball. Now. Incidentally, I also think my eyeballs
are a different color now because people tell me Lash
Serum dyed them. So I died my corneas still fucking ass,
Oh I die my cornea is, but here we are
fuck Like. I was like, wait, my eyes are green now,
the tiger's eye. Do I get a choice in this?
(11:07):
Do I get to go back last serum companies? Because
I have now tiger's e eyes I had green.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
It doesn't seem to be hurting my dating life, but
it would be something I'd like to be part of.
In the morning meeting so anyway, I had a glass
of wine on the plane today. My first glass of
wine spilled all over my Rathia straw J Crew bag
that I talked about being the best bag ever then
sold it out, and J Crew themselves were texting me,
not me, texting my team or emailing my team, saying
(11:34):
that like their own, j CU employees are now being
influenced to buy bags of their own brand, like you
guys fucking have the catalog. Okay, don't ask, but now
I probably can't get back into the club to get
the own bag that I fucking loved because I spilled
wine all over it. And I haven't been drinking. I
haven't been drinking for a while, but like, do you
ever feel so strung out and spun out? There's nothing
(11:56):
besides like a horse tranquilizer And remember old school when
like Will Ferrell was like dancing in the quad or
something because he's streaking in the quad because he was
on a horse tranquilizer or maybe that was two parts
to that movie. I need someone to come up to
me and just like be like it's okay, it's okay.
(12:16):
Just just just keep saying hi, pretty bird multiple times
in a row, like someone's gonna like just just put
a needle in my arm for relief, just like it's okay.
She needs to be fucking relaxed, sedated, wrapped in bubble,
in a straight jacket, in a padded cell, and someone
needs to put a needle in a run. So here's
(12:39):
another thing I realized in thinking about the success of
this podcast, which is.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Doing very well.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
We don't I sit here right now and no makeup
off the plane unless something is major's going on that
I'm gonna opine on something you guys are gonna give
a shit about. Yes, we have social media assets, but
we don't really focus on the social media.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
And I used to be obsessed with like the video,
the video? How not video? And how do we not video?
Let me tell you something.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Podcasts are in audio form, and it seems archaic like
that we don't give a shit.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
But I could tell you something. I just realized.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
If I watch clips of Alex Cooper or Joe Rogan
or whatever, I just watched the clips, I think I've
seen the podcast. I've never seen the podcast. I've only
seen the clips, so I don't know how much money
they make on the clips. But if they're not in
the clip business and they're in the podcast business. To me,
(13:31):
it really I don't give a fuck and it really
doesn't matter.
I was just in Miami and Zzs and Carbone are
part of a major food group. So if you buy
Carbone sauce, if you've been to Carbone, if you've heard
of Zz's, it's part of major food group. It's got Sidel's,
et cetera. But it's basically they're the rolls Royce culin
(00:33):
in the food groups. Like it's elite. They're celebrities in
their own right, Okay, like Zz's. Carbone is a brand. Okay,
it's air mes a food head to toe, it's a flex,
it's a nam ed up it's a thing. Like Raos
is amazing because Rayo's is cool uptown and the sauce
and Rayos aren't the same anymore. The brand isn't the same,
and all the different restaurants aren't owned by the same
(00:54):
as the sauce or so there's some separation and it's
amazing and there is no reservation like Rayo's uptown and
the sauce of Raos is excellent, excellent, Like it's a
neck and neck horse race for that in Carbone. But
REOs didn't do the whole food group thing, like wait,
we're gonna do another thing. We're gonna do another thing
like these fucking Major Food Group people. They're entrepreneurs, they're
savage beasts, Okay, and I'm here for it. I'll tell
(01:16):
you why. I hear from this guy that I go
out with on Friday. He's like, Oh, they're doing a
thing over there on the beach. I got this crazy
thing going with horses, that's all I hear. And I
walked on the beach and I saw this crazy It
looked like there were horses. I saw Qatar Airways. I
didn't see anything. I didn't see Carbone, name, etc. Next year,
Major Food Group, make sure your fucking name is on
that beach board, because you guys.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Were a draw.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
But anyway, I saw Qatar Airways, which is not the
same draw because you don't understand what it's gonna be.
So someone says to me, they got this thing going.
I had nothing going. I know the people from Zz's
and Carbone. I'm like, what is it. They're like, come by.
So the first night I didn't go and Sting does
a surprise performance, so that's a kick in the nuts.
But the night I go, I show up. I think
(02:01):
it's gonna be a zoo and it's not. You walk in,
but like you have to be on a list, but
like you walk in, I didn't do hair makeup.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
I just wore my own dress. I did my own makeup.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
I walk in through this like windy doorway and you
can see the ocean from the second you walk in.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
And it's a tent. It's a two story tent.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
It's an apartment building, like if you've ever been to
the racetrack of seeing it on TV, you see the
clubhouses upstairs and like they've got a view of the track,
et cetera. So they built this miniature ring like think
Westminster Dog Show level. You know a ring, right, but
it's not miniature. It's not miniature at all. Think hockey rink. Okay,
in front of this two story apartment building on the
(02:41):
sand on the ocean. Now, I don't think Katar Airways
could do this. But the backdrop, because the sky is
pink and purple and blue, it's cotton candy sky.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
It's crazy.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
It looks like the icy flavors, like the pink like blue,
like the it's insane.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
It's Quitar Airways.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
But I gotta get that it's like the Grand Arabians
or the Grand It's it's a horse show.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
The guy Alec Nass shout.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Out from Zz's and Carbone, who catered every fucking morsel
of this entire thing, which like it's a flex to
just go to Carbone.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Now you could just.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Like eat out of troughs of every type of their food.
And I am in a supermodel glow up, so a
I didn't get to eat up at b I didn't
get up from the table because I was being attacked
by a lot of people. Turns out I am actually
supermodel and I'm internationally famous. I'm the Austin Powers of
supermodels because I was attacked at this event and this
was an elite af event. Okay, so we're on the beach,
(03:36):
then there's Arabian horses. So Alec Nass, from Zzi's major
food group, he tells, I said, what the fuck it?
Speaker 2 (03:42):
What is this? Because I grew up.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
At the racetrack and elite derby shit, and we're gonna
give a shout out to the derby in a minute.
Because I was supposed to go this year. I just
am having a nervous breakdown, so I can't go. So
I'm gonna go back to whatever the fuck's Zz's and
Carbone is doing because I'm basically their adopted child slash pet.
I don't like social plans, so it's called point me
in the direction of the Spicy Rigatoni. Whether it's gonna
have Arabian horses or chicken fights, I'm coming. So I'm
(04:08):
sitting now, and they have carbone Zz's every dish, every dish.
Zz's the spicy Cucumbus Carbone, the Rigatoni, sushi, the whole thing.
It's calling rich bitch catering right beyond. And the event
costs tens of millions of dollars and they planned it
last minute. Okay, so we're on the beach in a
two story condo and now you just see horses coming
(04:29):
out with the trainers. But it's not thoroughbred horse training
and it's not show jumping, and I don't want to
see that in the symbol. I can't explain it. It's
too constricting. The show jumping is a little pretentious. It's
giving a little palm beach. It's very elitist, it's very whatever,
super flex rich and entry is quite expensive and all
that shit. This is real rich, Like this is another
(04:51):
level from even a questrian rich Across the board. This
is International Man of Mystery Rich. So we're in this
tent and I did a video. I'm like, I'm a
harlequin romance. My hair is blowing in the wind like
I went through a dishwasher, but still my hair is
blowing in the wind. There are like gorgeous, stunning, immaculate,
impeccable dressed men everywhere. Every woman is dressed from like
(05:14):
the most sexy sludy to elite gorgeousness. But like it's casual.
This thing is casual. The event is expensive and dripping
filthy rich, but it's also casual. That's why it's cool.
Like you could wear jeans and a T shirt if
you wanted to. But the women are dressed that men
are dress. And now you've Arabian horses going in circles
(05:35):
and I don't even know what it means because but
there's no saddle and there's no structures to jump over.
There are just people out there with these like like
almost they look like like whips, like with that like
little skinny thing on the end just to like like
they're concert conductors that are like just making the horses
do what they want, and the horses are supermodels. It's
(05:56):
a horse fashion shit. That's what I'm calling it. Okay,
Katari aras can call it what they want. This is
a real competition for filthy rich people to invest in
horses that like compete in shows. But they really they
don't have to do anything but look stunning. So think
Naomi Campbell, Cindy Crawford, Claudia Schiffer. There was one Kardashian horse.
It's just Maine was so long and dramatic. I was like,
(06:17):
that is a Kardashian Okay, And they're.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Like wild looking.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
They got it all be purebread, but like like gray gray,
like stone by a pool, like slate. Grape horses with
like black hair.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
I don't know if there's a rule.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
I don't know if you could die the hair if
it's like the rules, they have to be natural, but
like the black hair contrast or like a white horse
or a chocolate horse. The skin is glistening like they
are eating chia and asai e bowl wheak grass diye.
It's like the glam on these horses. The diet they're eating.
They are arawon horses through and throw, they eat at
airwon they only eat organic. I didn't love this event
(06:54):
for one reason for them because there were fireworks and
it made me cringe me a little because of them,
and there was loud music and like later flow Ride
it performed, but like also I've been out to events
and it's been super loud and I haven't loved it.
And I've also not like the rollercoaster or fireworks. What
the fuck is the life of these horses year round? Yes,
(07:15):
they have to do some they have to go to
the gym. Sometimes they have a boot camp. They see
Berries boot camp, they see Tracy Anderson. They only the best.
But like I think they're chilling all year long, just
like sipping mocktails, like gorgeous, like fresh or muddled mocktails.
(07:43):
These horses I identify as a horse, Like you don't
understand they're super model and you just watched them go
in a circle and then somebody wins and the winner
has like this incredible like pink gorgeous like garment, garment
like gay man's Like there was a gay guy, the
(08:04):
black gay man that was like the right hand to
Anna Winter, like he was fabulous.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
I don't know if he's still there. I don't know
his name.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
He's like famous himself, like an outfit, a garment that
he would wear on these horses, like Carl Lagerfeld, like
diamond encrusted pink rainbow colored garment on the Winner, and
like the hair, just the bangs, like I want to
come back as an Arabian horse going to a show
on the beach that carbone and Zzi's is catering, Like
(08:31):
are you kidding me?
Speaker 2 (08:33):
I can't. So that was what I went to in Miami.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Miami's on fleek right now because it's got such a
mix of all this shit, like Guido the Killer Pimp
in his oversized watch and undersized T shirt and like
tight jeans. And then you've got the guy that I
posted about, who I called I named him Fabian. I said,
he's like in my Harlequin romance novel, this guy like
(08:56):
he was stunning. His arms were Ai.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
He was Ai.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
He was an AI guy to match the Ai sky
and I posted about him, and the Gaze woke up
very early on the day posted. They're like, what the
fuck is wrong? You didn't know that's Pietro. Like what
they're like, he's an Italian famous model. He was a
math teacher turned influencer turned supermodel. I'm like well, does
(09:20):
he know I'm a fucking supermodel too. I was at
the gym the next day with a trainer. I was like, what,
he was so stunning and I just happened to find him.
But every man was like him. They had like stunning
men and horses falling off of trees. It was insane.
So that's what I did this weekend.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
What did you do?
Speaker 1 (09:41):
I think of ridiculous things late at night. By the way,
thank you all for listening. I see that, like, I
don't know, there was like a sort of cult following
of you guys. I just know because of the messages
and some people that reach out to me, and like
I see the numbers and it just feel like it's
just like there's a group of you that like watch religiously.
(10:03):
So I do preach. I really do preach. And it
means like a friend today texted me and they go,
can you stop? I'm crying on the subway talking about
Jeppetto in the back making the shoes. And every person
that texts me this, I go, I don't know what
you're talking about, because I forget the things that I say.
I know not what I say. I never knew what
I said on the reality show The Housewives. Either when
(10:24):
I tell you I'm so fucking stressed, I was just
about to do a rant or a read or an
ad or I don't. I'm so fucking my stress is
at like a seventeen. I am like I'm on the
Amazing Race how I felt on The Apprentice. I feel
like I'm like that cartoon character that has like those
the big white like eyeballs with the cracks, the red
cracks in them, like you see those like Halloween store
(10:47):
eyeballs that have the cracks going through them, Like that's
my permanent eyeball. Now. Incidentally, I also think my eyeballs
are a different color now because people tell me Lash
Serum dyed them. So I died my corneas still fucking ass,
Oh I die my cornea is, but here we are
fuck Like. I was like, wait, my eyes are green now,
the tiger's eye. Do I get a choice in this?
(11:07):
Do I get to go back last serum companies? Because
I have now tiger's e eyes I had green.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
It doesn't seem to be hurting my dating life, but
it would be something I'd like to be part of.
In the morning meeting so anyway, I had a glass
of wine on the plane today. My first glass of
wine spilled all over my Rathia straw J Crew bag
that I talked about being the best bag ever then
sold it out, and J Crew themselves were texting me,
not me, texting my team or emailing my team, saying
(11:34):
that like their own, j CU employees are now being
influenced to buy bags of their own brand, like you
guys fucking have the catalog. Okay, don't ask, but now
I probably can't get back into the club to get
the own bag that I fucking loved because I spilled
wine all over it. And I haven't been drinking. I
haven't been drinking for a while, but like, do you
ever feel so strung out and spun out? There's nothing
(11:56):
besides like a horse tranquilizer And remember old school when
like Will Ferrell was like dancing in the quad or
something because he's streaking in the quad because he was
on a horse tranquilizer or maybe that was two parts
to that movie. I need someone to come up to
me and just like be like it's okay, it's okay.
(12:16):
Just just just keep saying hi, pretty bird multiple times
in a row, like someone's gonna like just just put
a needle in my arm for relief, just like it's okay.
She needs to be fucking relaxed, sedated, wrapped in bubble,
in a straight jacket, in a padded cell, and someone
needs to put a needle in a run. So here's
(12:39):
another thing I realized in thinking about the success of
this podcast, which is.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Doing very well.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
We don't I sit here right now and no makeup
off the plane unless something is major's going on that
I'm gonna opine on something you guys are gonna give
a shit about. Yes, we have social media assets, but
we don't really focus on the social media.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
And I used to be obsessed with like the video,
the video? How not video? And how do we not video?
Let me tell you something.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Podcasts are in audio form, and it seems archaic like
that we don't give a shit.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
But I could tell you something. I just realized.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
If I watch clips of Alex Cooper or Joe Rogan
or whatever, I just watched the clips, I think I've
seen the podcast. I've never seen the podcast. I've only
seen the clips, so I don't know how much money
they make on the clips. But if they're not in
the clip business and they're in the podcast business. To me,
(13:31):
it really I don't give a fuck and it really
doesn't matter.
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